What do you say to someone who asks if they can drink the rest of the milk leftover from eating your cereal?
on April 27th, 2012 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

How much gas does it take to fill your tank? (65.00 for an impala) Excuse me, I think I will go throw up now.......................
on March 15th, 2012 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Don't you want Obama to sing the rest of that song?
on January 31st, 2012 | no answers

Weren't you disappointed in the ending of the movie "The Grey"? and why did he have to bust my mini liquer bottles?
on January 30th, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

When you are at the club, does your gf dance like a stripper and you're only required to be the pole?
on January 5th, 2012 | 2 answers

Is it to late to make new year resolutions for 2011?
on December 30th, 2011 | 3 answers

I have been lifting weights religously for 3 months. Is it normal to be hungry all the time or could I be pregnant?
on December 30th, 2011 | 9 answers | 1 person likes this

What Indian name would you make up for your significant other? Ex: Peesalot.
on November 28th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Is the turkey over-rated? What would you rather eat on T-day?
on November 23rd, 2011 | 14 answers | 5 people like this

What would you do if you invited an Alien in your home to pee but they forgot to put the toilet seat down?
on November 21st, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Will you consider waiting for Santa Clause in the nude? To stand there with the Cookies and milk. OK, you can wear socks.......
on November 18th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Thats it. I am not taking the tree down. I will never take it down. Have you thought of seasonal decorations damn it?
on November 18th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Is it me or is it that Sammy Hagar's song "I CANT DRIVE 55" never gets old?
on November 14th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

I'm going to a halloween party as Colonostomy man. A tube sticking out of my butt with a camera on it. What are you going to be?
on October 31st, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Name any movie that they have no buisness making a sequel of.
on October 11th, 2011 | 14 answers | 3 people like this

ok...........SO.........how many MdDonalds glasses have you collected?
on September 23rd, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

It doesn't really matter if you? ___________________
on September 19th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you were to get a cattleprod for Xmas, what is the first thing you'd do with it?
on September 16th, 2011 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Why does AB go back to questions asked on Sep 11th? If Answerbag had a neck ID STRANGLE IT!
on September 15th, 2011 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

Did you ever think it was possible that a dog could be so annoying? What annoying thing does your dog do?
on September 15th, 2011 | no answers

Have you ever heard the term "Jesus Age Christ"? Whats up with the age? Does kind of make it flow though...............
on September 9th, 2011 | 6 answers

What kind of Allowance will Beyonce and Jay-Z's kid have?
on August 31st, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Would you have a new appreciation for Donald Trump's hair if he became president?
on August 25th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Did anyone see Mommar Khaddafy scream like a little girl during the earthquake?
on August 23rd, 2011 | no answers

Isn't it uncanny that the latest Hurricane is named Irene and I'm dating someone named Irene?
on August 23rd, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

How come Tyra doesn't look like that on her show? She's so annoying...........
on July 7th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you gotten fooled by the "you have 1 chat request"? lady.
on July 5th, 2011 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

If Casey Anthony were to open a day care center.........What would she name it?
on July 5th, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

My daughter just told me she poured water in her milk because we had no cereal. Does she need to be kicked out?
on July 1st, 2011 | 24 answers | 8 people like this

If you had to choose a body part for your Avatar. What would it be?
on June 27th, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Has anyone looked at their bagel with raisins and instinctively start screaming?
on June 27th, 2011 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

Who wants to come to the crib and eat the greasy spoon wit me?
on June 24th, 2011 | One answer

Is Barry Manilow and Reba McEntire the same person?
on June 21st, 2011 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Does a Pinecone serve any useable purpose?
on June 14th, 2011 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

How do you know you've scored well on the SATs? 550s in everything. I get this feeling she won't be working at the Dollar General like me.
on June 14th, 2011 | One answer

Is anyone decorating their Xmas tree with 4th of July decorations? I tied some firecrackers on the tree but my fiance had to intervene.
on June 7th, 2011 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Is it me or is bowling now more expensive then seeing a movie?
on May 24th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What the hell does luck be a lady mean?
on February 23rd, 2011 | 4 answers

Will Justin Bieber be relevant 2 years from now?
on February 23rd, 2011 | 16 answers | 2 people like this

Is it me or does the first lady remind you of an owl?
on February 14th, 2011 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Would anyone have a problem if I sold a body part for money? like a kidney? You can't have the heart, I kind of need that one.
on January 31st, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

How many D sized batteries will I need to replace the batteries in my new Chevy Volt?
on January 31st, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why is it that professional guitar players appear to be chewing gum when performing when they have no gum in their mouths?
on January 19th, 2011 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Do you have all public bathrooms in the city that you live ........strategically mapped out for quick usage?
on January 13th, 2011 | One answer

Has anyone seen the movie "Rampage"? This is one of the most shocking movies I've ever seen.
on January 12th, 2011 | 3 answers

Although I wrote the 4th Amendment on my chest do you still have the right to search me? I see you looking at my butt and thats a no no.
on January 10th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Has anyone just got over the latest virus? Can I also tell you about the geyser that came out of my butt?
on January 4th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Has anyone ever been killed by an anvil falling on their head? You know, like in the cartoons?
on January 4th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Don't eccentric people know they do things that other people say "What the hell!" Give an example of when you said "WHAT THE HELL!"
on December 27th, 2010 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Last Christmas, did you give him (her) your heart?
on December 16th, 2010 | 13 answers | 3 people like this

Who has the best looking NFL football uniform?
on December 14th, 2010 | 12 answers

We all have unconditional love for our children but does anyone here actually............ CAN"T STAND their child?
on December 6th, 2010 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

When we celebrate our birthdays, should'nt the birthmothers get the presents? They were the one's screaming: Get this thing out of me!
on December 3rd, 2010 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If you don't make your bed, does it throw off your whole day?
on December 3rd, 2010 | 16 answers | 5 people like this

Would you please uncouagulate the Hunt's Ketchup bottle? I'm tired of looking at it.
on November 30th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

If a vampire had OCD what would some of his behaviors be like?
on November 22nd, 2010 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Is anyone excited about the new and exciting industrial strength hand-blowers now located in our public bathrooms? LOVE TECHNOLOGY!!!
on November 19th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What is your favorite outrageous CEO perk?:
on November 15th, 2010 | 3 answers

Did you know that 17 banks gave out 1.58 billion in bonuses while receiving bailout funds? Where are our bailout funds?
on November 10th, 2010 | One answer

What do you do when you have a significant other that likes to put their cold hands or feet on you?
on November 9th, 2010 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

While putting up the Xmas tree, the lights got wrapped around my neck and I was found hanging from the tree. Whats your worst Xmas story?
on November 8th, 2010 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Does anyone ever order any of the Pay-per-view boxing matches? What do you do with the 58 dollars that you saved?
on November 8th, 2010 | no answers

Where can I get some cheap wireless internet (or wired) to go along with my cheap beer?
on November 4th, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Is Amelia Earnhart..... Dale Jrs great grandmother? and why is he racing cars?
on November 1st, 2010 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Did you see Paranormal Activity 2? I was a part of one of the craziest audiences ever. How did your audience react?
on November 1st, 2010 | 4 answers

How would you feel if you bought dinner for your lady and she brought it home to feed her dog?
on October 4th, 2010 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do you think Pinochio gets an attitude everytime he see's a unicorn?
on September 27th, 2010 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

What will Lady GaGa do with all that leftover meat?
on September 22nd, 2010 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

A woman is scheduled to be executed in 2 days for contracting the murder of her husband and stepson. Should she die?
on September 21st, 2010 | 13 answers | 3 people like this

Should women reporters be allowed in the Men's locker room? What if the player's towel starts to unravel and she screams SNAKE!
on September 20th, 2010 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Do you know anyone with Restless Mouth Syndrome?
on September 17th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Don't you think the world would be a better place if you hugged everyone? for Ex:(hug the grocery bagger after they give you your bags)
on September 7th, 2010 | 14 answers | 3 people like this

What does a father do when his 6 year old daughter has an emergency and needs to go to the bathroom out in public?
on August 30th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If you were on a date with Pinoccio.........would you try to get him to ly on purpose?
on August 26th, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

What would you do if you were in a public bathroom and George Michael offered you a wet wipe?
on August 23rd, 2010 | 12 answers

Don't you think a Pina Coloda Wet wipe would be the next best thing? To lead to the next sexual revolution?
on August 23rd, 2010 | no answers

How would you feel if you went into a public bathroom and saw that they had a wet wipe dispenser next to the roll of Toilet Tissue?
on August 23rd, 2010 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

With so much emphasis on the gulf oil spill, is the neglect by BP and Transocean being overlooked? 11 people died!
on August 20th, 2010 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Is it me or are handicap parking spaces being used more frequently?
on August 20th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I found nine empty tubes of toothpaste in my gfs drawer in her bathroom. Should I be concerned?
on August 16th, 2010 | 13 answers | 3 people like this

What are some nicknames that your significant other has assigned to your manhood?
on August 9th, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Jennifer Annistan looks great. She looks just like she did on friends. What are some other famous people that have aged well?
on August 9th, 2010 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Paranormal Activity 2 is coming out soon. Have you seen the first one? and you can't wait to see the 2nd like me?
on August 9th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Would you know how to change a flat tire if you broke down?
on August 5th, 2010 | 12 answers | 3 people like this

There is a cloud in the Northern Hemiphere that's in the shape of a penis. It keeps following me. What should I do?
on August 2nd, 2010 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

If I see one more question about "Whats your favorite song"? what do you think I should do to myself?:
on July 15th, 2010 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Why is it that I'm always buying chip clips?
on July 12th, 2010 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Have your testicles ever been mistaken for grapes?
on July 9th, 2010 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

How clean does your house have to be? Good housekeeping clean?
on July 6th, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Did they really need to make 4 Twilight movies? They should rename it Yawning while watching movies about vampires and wolves.
on July 5th, 2010 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

I had surgery for a Hernia. I woke up and noticed my left leg was missing. Is this highly irregular?
on July 5th, 2010 | 19 answers | 5 people like this

Taylor Swift got inducted into the 2010 Songwriters Hall of Fame. Should'nt a person at least reach puberty before going to the Hall?
on June 16th, 2010 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Are there a swarm of bees at the FIFA World cup Soccer tourniment? What the hell is that noise?
on June 11th, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you take vitamins or do you think they are a waste of time?
on June 7th, 2010 | 13 answers | 6 people like this

What would you do if you saw Ronald McDonald eating at Burger King?
on June 3rd, 2010 | 13 answers | 3 people like this

You see a person jogging on the side of the road......what is your first thought?
on June 3rd, 2010 | 14 answers | 4 people like this

Are you confident that your child could prevent himself/herself from being obducted?
on May 20th, 2010 | 3 answers

The oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico is much worse than expected. What do I do with the ring of oil in my bath tub?
on May 18th, 2010 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have one of those lives that's so good that you don't want to go to sleep and miss a thing?
on May 7th, 2010 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you care how a car makes you feel or is it just a conveyance that takes you from A to B?
on May 7th, 2010 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Is anyone else in love with the Kaplan University girl?
on April 30th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What am I supposed to do when I see a group of ants carrying away a piece of bacon? and I also think one of them was laughing at me.
on April 27th, 2010 | 12 answers | 11 people like this

What would you do if you walked into your bathroom and found Harry Potter playing with his wand?
on April 23rd, 2010 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

If you had to describe the pain of having a child, what would you compare it too?
on April 22nd, 2010 | 7 answers

Is there anything funnier than seeing a grown man afraid of a mouse?
on April 22nd, 2010 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

I've covered my whole body with yellow post-its. You got a problem with that?
on April 19th, 2010 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

There's a bug in your house. What do you do? Gently move it or SQUASH the living daylights out of it?
on April 13th, 2010 | 24 answers | 5 people like this

My soon to be ex-wife is divorcing me on the grounds of adultery. Her lawyer seems to be hitting on me. Should I go for it?
on April 12th, 2010 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever had a day that was just amazing, you're feeling good, then at the end of that day you look down and your fly is open?
on March 29th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Sometimes I have 16,000 points or I have 17,000 points. Back and forth, back and forth. Does it matter to you? Because it MATTERS TO ME!
on March 18th, 2010 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Will you be interested in watching Tiger Woods first tournament (the Masters) back from his much needed leave of absence?
on March 17th, 2010 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Has this been a long, cold, drawn out winter? or what? Was there lots of baby making out there?
on March 16th, 2010 | One answer | 2 people like this

If you're father did'nt wash his hands before making dinner, would you confront him?
on March 12th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you need a helmet when you have sex?
on March 8th, 2010 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

I have an amazing idea for a buisness. A barber shop but in the fasion of "Hooters" What would you name it?
on March 1st, 2010 | 9 answers | 2 people like this

Do you ever have an overwhelming desire to bag groceries?
on February 18th, 2010 | 3 answers

Would you watch American Idol if Howard Stern was a judge?
on February 16th, 2010 | 33 answers | 6 people like this

Do you make it a point to say "Hello" to people (on the street, in the neighborhood) or do you like to keep to yourself?
on February 11th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Did Lady Gaga deserve to be shut out of the 2010 Grammy's?
on February 2nd, 2010 | 5 answers

Why am I glowing?
on January 28th, 2010 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Am I only one that likes the new AB? and not being able to communicate with people?
on December 17th, 2009 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Would you except marriage counseling from Tiger Woods? He said he'd work pro-boner...........
on December 17th, 2009 | One answer

Is Mick Jagger's lips bigger than his waist?
on December 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is there anything better then driving through freshly fallen autumn leaves?
on December 1st, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

How do you react when you see that your s/o has written a check for a 1.00$?
on November 23rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

What happened to ABs ranking system?
on November 19th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What would your belly button say if it could talk to you?
on November 19th, 2009 | 33 answers | 19 people like this

Should'nt a bathroom attendant attempt to paint your toenails while your still in the stall? and what would you tip him/her?
on November 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Has anyone seen "The Fourth Kind"? and did it make you change your underwear like me?
on November 9th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

You drive up to Wendy's and you notice that David Letterman is the "Drive Thru" guy. What do you say to him? <Tribute...
on November 4th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

What would you do if you came up to a toll booth and saw Jesus reaching for your money?
on November 4th, 2009 | 13 answers | 13 people like this

Does anyone need a sock for Christmas?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Do you like to read old newspapers? (1 week old) or do you feel that yesterdays news isnt worth it.
on November 2nd, 2009 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Would you get mad if i fast forward through the National Anthem while watching the World Series?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Does anyone feel like singing a lyric from "Tainted love" to me?
on October 29th, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Tell me, this aint cheap. A friend I know wasnt allowed to flush the toilet unless they peed in it at least 5 times. Now does anything...
on October 29th, 2009 | 32 answers | 20 people like this

I'm running in the Boston Marathon and I want to dress up ......I need funny stuff!
on October 27th, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Would anyone have a problem if I dressed like Wonder Women while running the Boston Marathon?
on October 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

I have a co-worker who wears his pants past his belly button. What action should I take? Can he be given Due Process?
on October 23rd, 2009 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

What do you do if you drop your favorite pen in a public toilet?
on October 23rd, 2009 | 37 answers | 27 people like this

I just ate my cup-a-noodles with a knife. Is that ingenious?
on October 16th, 2009 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Who is your favorite actor (or actress) who wears a moustache?
on October 13th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do you think there are any men on this Earth that actually use the opening in the underwear to pee? or do they all pull down like me?...
on October 7th, 2009 | One answer | 5 people like this

Is taking a romantic shower with a so, gf, bf fun? or is it over-rated?
on October 6th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are you capable of breaking up with someone if they lived in squalor?
on October 5th, 2009 | 9 answers | 10 people like this

Is it a good idea to wait and tell your child you're taking them to get their shots (Flu) or do you tell them in advance?
on September 28th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

What is that sound the "Predator" makes? Is he gargling Scope?
on September 21st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I have a friend who looks just like Mr. Clean. Who does your friend resemble?
on September 17th, 2009 | 17 answers | 16 people like this

While looking at a co-workers picture, have you ever asked "is this your dad"? when in fact it was actually their mother. Were...
on September 17th, 2009 | 2 answers

Are you good at folding fitted sheets? or do you run screaming?
on September 17th, 2009 | 16 answers | 10 people like this

Would you be excited about a co-ed bathroom at work?
on September 14th, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

I was in a public restroom and while in the stall found a sunflower seed stuck to the wall. What disgusting things have you found in a...
on September 3rd, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Do you know anyone who gets ridiculously mad when they play video games?
on September 1st, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Whats that on the back of your forehead?
on August 20th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Is it true that most people you know don't like the taste of black licorice?
on August 20th, 2009 | 13 answers | 11 people like this

Don't ya love it when someone recognizes you like they've known you all your life and you have no idea who they are?
on August 18th, 2009 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

Usain Bolt is a perfect name for Track and field. What are some other perfect names that are or were perfect for any sport?
on August 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What would you do if you were walking down the street and one of your limbs falls off and plops to the ground..................
on August 12th, 2009 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

What would you do if after work you arrive and find Michael Jackson watching your TV?
on August 11th, 2009 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever bit into a cherry tomato and your neighbor screamed............I'M HIT!!!!?
on August 10th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Quarterly profits from our major oil companies took a hit...........Can everyone say uuuugh! Its too bad.
on August 7th, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

What goes through one end and explodes out the other?
on August 3rd, 2009 | 15 answers | 12 people like this

I embedded a salad fork in my thigh.......Should I just yank it out?
on July 30th, 2009 | 23 answers | 16 people like this

When eating a watermelon, do you like to spit the seed to see if it can stick to the backside of your SO?
on July 28th, 2009 | One answer

Do you like to eat the white pits of a watermelon?
on July 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Ladies: when you sun bathe in the nude, do you hear frequent car crashes?
on July 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

If you were at a club and they played a tribute to MJ......would you dance to it?
on July 22nd, 2009 | 13 answers | 11 people like this

What would you do if the drycleaners gave you the wrong outfit and it turned out to be the Batman's uniform?
on July 8th, 2009 | 10 answers | 11 people like this

Are you bored? Put your tongue on a 9 volt battery and let me know how it feels................
on July 6th, 2009 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

What is one food that you refuse to share?
on July 6th, 2009 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever been caught "makin luv in da club"?
on July 6th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

AIG just had a 20 to 1 reverse stock split.....How many AB investors do we have who are overjoyed?
on July 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What's your favorite App for your I-Phone? 3G and the new 3Gs.
on July 1st, 2009 | no answers

Who's death was harder to take......Michael Jackson or Luther Vandross?
on June 29th, 2009 | One answer

If Michael Douglas can marry someone 20 years younger then why can't I?
on June 26th, 2009 | 19 answers | 18 people like this

What other purpose have you used a wire hanger for? other than to hang up clothes.........
on June 26th, 2009 | 38 answers | 26 people like this

Sniff your left armpit and will you let me know how it smells?
on June 26th, 2009 | 13 answers | 5 people like this

Don't you think Mariah Carey is saying to Nick.....WTF? Why do you act like an idiot on America's got idiots?
on June 25th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you know anyone who doesn't like to turn on their AC (Car) in the dead of summer?
on June 24th, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Do you have trouble losing weight?
on June 19th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Can you drink raw eggs like Sylvester Stallone? (Yo Adrian)!
on June 19th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

If Dolly Pardon Married Lorenzo Lamas, would she be the next Dolly Lamas?
on June 16th, 2009 | 2 answers | 7 people like this

Do you think I could get away with short changing a student at MIT? (I'm the cashier at the canteen)
on June 16th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Did you know that I'm the janitor at MIT?
on June 16th, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Would it be a dream come true if you found a guy with Mick Jagger lips?
on June 15th, 2009 | 13 answers | 6 people like this

If I had dinner with Leanne Rhimes would she all of sudden have an urge to kiss me?
on June 15th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Do you wipe South to North?
on June 12th, 2009 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

I'm lodged in the belly of a Blue Sperm whale, how would you rescue me?
on June 12th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Does it bother you when you are eating lunch at your desk and your co-workers come in and examine your food?
on June 10th, 2009 | 7 answers | 9 people like this

Can you tell me an experience of someone throwing up in your car?
on June 9th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Could you sing the National Anthem to thousands of people if asked?
on June 9th, 2009 | 22 answers | 15 people like this

Are you aware of your body language when you talk to people?
on June 9th, 2009 | 24 answers | 15 people like this

What would you do if you found Sam Elliott wearing a Mickey Mouse watch?
on June 5th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Say it isn't so! What was your favorite David Carradine show/movie? RIP DC.....................
on June 5th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

I've been using a dentist prescribed teeth whitener and I've been experiencing pain in all of my teeth. Is this normal?
on June 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

I just used a paperclip to replace a button on my pants. Am I McGyver?
on June 3rd, 2009 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Do you save money if you turn the AC up when you leave the house or keep it on one temperature?
on June 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are you good at shining shoes?
on June 3rd, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

I went to the dentist today and I believe the dental assistant quit. Does anyone else have a serious gag reflex?
on May 29th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Are you good at making people laugh? Try me.....................
on May 27th, 2009 | 15 answers | 8 people like this

What would you do if you looked down at your ferret and he said "What the f.ck are you looking at"!
on May 11th, 2009 | 13 answers | 6 people like this

How much does your pound cake weigh?
on May 11th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

If anyone finds me wearing crocs, would you be willing to shoot me?
on May 8th, 2009 | 17 answers | 13 people like this

What would you do if Clint Eastwood spit chewing tobacco on your shoe?
on May 6th, 2009 | 23 answers | 14 people like this

What would you do if Superman came to you and said he was bored?
on May 6th, 2009 | 18 answers | 12 people like this

Whats the mysterious force that makes our wall pictures tilt to the side?
on May 6th, 2009 | 18 answers | 13 people like this

My Hungry man meal just came with a microwavable brownie. Have I died and gone to heaven?
on May 4th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Is it acceptable for guys to wear their short sleeve shirts all the way buttoned up?
on May 4th, 2009 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

Have you checked your pocket lately? is it full of Kryptonite?
on April 29th, 2009 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

Is it too unreasonable to ask the boss if we can wear Toga's on fridays?
on April 29th, 2009 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever got completely depressed over losing a good pen?
on April 29th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

What will UPS's next slogan be?
on April 27th, 2009 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

Vroom Vroom! are you the party starter? Twisted party starter?
on April 24th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

How do you celebrate when you've reached level 69?
on April 20th, 2009 | 15 answers | 14 people like this

Is it weird to you if a guy trims his body hair?
on April 20th, 2009 | 15 answers | 11 people like this

What exactly is a New York minute?
on April 17th, 2009 | no answers | 6 people like this

Do you have a funny emergency room story?
on April 15th, 2009 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

How are these pirates getting away with hijacking these ships? Would'nt they (pirates) be like sitting ducks?
on April 14th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Does anyone have a child who will be starting kindergarten soon?
on April 14th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have any problem.........asking for more?
on April 13th, 2009 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

Is one so blind that they can't see that protruding nose hair?
on April 13th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Whats your favorite Hostess donut?....Plain, chocolate, Cinnamon or Powdered?
on April 13th, 2009 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

Are you good at guessing the well known actors voices on the commericials on television?
on April 10th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Do you like the way your S/O opens the bag of potato chips?
on April 8th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

I just discovered the Hot Fudge Sundae pop tart. Will life ever be the same again?
on April 8th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Where would this world be without sprinkles?
on April 7th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Is there anything cuter than a mini box of Milk duds with 4 duds in it?
on April 7th, 2009 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

Did Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey find the cure for Autism?
on April 7th, 2009 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

Can you think of some entertaining names for the AB levels instead of the ones we have?
on April 7th, 2009 | 9 answers | 10 people like this

Are you a talented singer?
on April 2nd, 2009 | 17 answers | 10 people like this

If you needed to enhance something........what would you enhance?
on April 2nd, 2009 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

How can they make the game "Twister" more interesting?
on April 2nd, 2009 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Does anyone know if the Vatican has an ATM machine?
on March 30th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Are anyones final 4 bracket still intact?
on March 27th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you know anyone who has this compulsive need to be liked?
on March 27th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Does Mel Kiper Jr. know that his hair looks like a football helmet?
on March 27th, 2009 | no answers

Have you ever had the desire to smell some anonymous arm pits?
on March 25th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do you know anyone who always says exactly what they think?
on March 24th, 2009 | 49 answers | 40 people like this

Has there ever been an intervention for someone who wears dirty, smelly socks?
on March 23rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

They say if you're nervous around someone you should picture them naked. Do I make you nervous?
on March 20th, 2009 | 12 answers | 12 people like this

Alright! Who took my Woopie Cushion?
on March 20th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

If they replaced Running of the Bulls in Spain with Running of the Turtles..........would you participate?
on March 17th, 2009 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Are you ready to experience sensations never thought possible?
on March 17th, 2009 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

I found a rectal thermometer............who wants there temperature taken?
on March 16th, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

AIG is getting their bonuses................who will give me mine?
on March 16th, 2009 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

What would be a good gift to get for someone whos about to be a nurse?
on March 13th, 2009 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

_________ called! and he wants his ___________ back. (Fill in)
on March 13th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Can we adopt the Japanese custom of having our wives walk 5 feet behind us while in public? I sure could use it.
on March 13th, 2009 | 12 answers | 11 people like this

Would you make fun of me if I told you I was wearing ladies deordarant?
on March 13th, 2009 | 25 answers | 12 people like this

What would you do if you noticed Batman was having trouble with his debit card at the quick checkout line at the grocery store?
on March 11th, 2009 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

What kind of food do they serve in hell?
on March 10th, 2009 | 31 answers | 19 people like this

What would you do if you were standing behind a movie star at a grocery store check out and they pulled out a bunch of coupons?
on March 9th, 2009 | 26 answers | 9 people like this

Is the blood on your hands for me?
on March 6th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever been fortunate enough to drink the can of coke with the cigarette butt in it?
on March 6th, 2009 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

Are you brave enough to drink left over, 2 day old......... flat coke?
on March 6th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Am I allowed to make mistakes? unlike you?
on March 4th, 2009 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

Does anyone still own the easy bake oven? Because I'm in the mood for some cake.
on March 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Did you ever touch the stove when your mom told you to WHAT EVER YOU DO "Don't touch that stove"!
on March 4th, 2009 | 18 answers | 11 people like this

It is said that everyone can do at least one impression. Who are you good at impersonating?
on March 4th, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Do you remember when milk was left at your door in bottles?
on March 3rd, 2009 | no answers | 8 people like this

Do you ever think about those nights in Montreal?
on March 3rd, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

What fast food places do you hate using the drive thru?
on March 3rd, 2009 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

Are there a million ways to please a woman?
on February 27th, 2009 | 38 answers | 26 people like this

If a barrel of crude oil costs 35 dollars today and cost 145 dollars in July of 2008, then why is gas at 1.70 $?
on February 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Whats your fav method of shaving? Electric, regular or straight razor?
on February 26th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

A co-worker's husband committed suicide. What do we say to her?
on February 25th, 2009 | 15 answers | 11 people like this

Why are people still getting away with pirated movies? (filming in the theaters)
on February 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you actually believe that the Madea movies are funny?
on February 24th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do we really need a beer to tell us when its cold and its ready to drink? (the mountain is blue!)
on February 24th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

I don't get it? Widow of a smoker gets 8 million. You think this is ridiculous? Have we thrown all common sense out the window?
on February 20th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Everytime I try to walk away, something makes you turn around and say........................?
on February 19th, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Other than I Tunes.............What is the lastest great internet site to buy music?
on February 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Has your right eye ever constantly water like mine? Going on 2 days now!
on February 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What's the latest, cutest thing your child has done? Mine told me to have a Happy Balentime's day.
on February 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Do you take pride in your appearance? Whats the number 1 thing you have to do to maintain it?
on February 12th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Can I touch you there?
on February 11th, 2009 | 31 answers | 19 people like this

How come when I'm shopping that I never see glasses a Cyclops can wear?
on February 11th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What is.....................you and your SO's tribute song?
on February 10th, 2009 | no answers

Are you the type of person who carries lots of luggage?
on February 6th, 2009 | 19 answers | 14 people like this

Ladies? Would the last name of John Puthenpurackal be enough to not marry him?
on February 5th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Could we totally wipe out viruses/disease if everyone on Earth washed their hands at the exact same time?
on February 5th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Do you wear make up like Christina Aguilera?
on February 4th, 2009 | 15 answers | 18 people like this

Good invention or bad? Mobile gasoline truck to gas up without stopping.
on February 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you own a pair of white pants? Can you ever get through a day without staining them?
on February 4th, 2009 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

This is the AB Roast and it's your chance to roast a friend or an ABr. The question is......Just how clean will it be?
on February 4th, 2009 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

Don't you wish the battery in your laptop could last JUST a little longer? <grrrrrrr>
on February 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

The lady at the Jewelry store showed you a watch with a 2000.00 dollar price tag. She asked: Will we be taking this home today? what was...
on January 30th, 2009 | 20 answers | 11 people like this

Who's got the biggest pythons here? or guns. Whatever you want to call em.
on January 30th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Were buying those rechargable batteries a disappointment?
on January 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Are you sleep depraved?
on January 30th, 2009 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Is your life like a Kelly Rippa commercial?
on January 29th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Do you enjoy cleaning the crud out of your mouse?
on January 28th, 2009 | 12 answers | 11 people like this

Do you care if Janet Jackson gains massive amount of weight?
on January 27th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

When you walk into a room.......Do you like to make an entrance?
on January 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Could you watch your Son or Daughter participate on a reality show like............. the Real World?
on January 26th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Do you cry on the drop of a dime?
on January 23rd, 2009 | 17 answers | 13 people like this

Take a walk down memory lane.........Can you tell me what your first random memory is?
on January 23rd, 2009 | 20 answers | 18 people like this

Theres a couch with 2 people already sitting. Middle or corner? or do you take whats given to you?
on January 21st, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

When you are creating a password, do you use a top secret encryption device or the name of your dog.....Fufu?
on January 21st, 2009 | 26 answers | 18 people like this

Have you ever won anything from looking inside a cap?
on January 21st, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Are you scared of driving a stickshift?
on January 21st, 2009 | 95 answers | 53 people like this

Do you like it when you leave a drink in your car over night and then its waiting for you frozen?
on January 21st, 2009 | 4 answers

Did I just see Obama do the bump?
on January 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you mind if I mix my corn with my mash potato's
on January 20th, 2009 | 20 answers | 17 people like this

Do you think that now is a great time to put money in the stock market? If you are, what are you buying?
on January 20th, 2009 | no answers

Do you think that now is a great time to put money in the stock market? If you are, what are you buying?
on January 20th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What are the chances that you and your son will be President?
on January 20th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What other things have you used a paper clip for?
on January 20th, 2009 | 57 answers | 31 people like this

Does pomegranate soda sound inviting to you?
on January 15th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

While watching a NBA game, I saw a player use a straw while drinking his gatorade. Why does this trouble me?
on January 15th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Can you tell me something about Ricardo Maltaban?
on January 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Are you photogenic?
on January 14th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Whats the most insensitive thing your husband or bf has ever said to you?
on January 14th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What is your parents favorite place to visit?
on January 13th, 2009 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

Are you so cold natured that you have to keep the heat on full blast and have the nerve to walk around in shorts?
on January 12th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Who do you think is the most polite ABr?
on January 7th, 2009 | no answers | 13 people like this

How do you make a shoe stop untying itself?
on January 7th, 2009 | 19 answers | 10 people like this

Have you ever used a Wok to pretend you were a member of DEVO?
on January 6th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you own a crock pot? and is it collecting dust?
on January 6th, 2009 | 34 answers | 22 people like this

The McDonalds McRib sandwich is back! Who wants me to get one for them?
on January 5th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Are you ever in the mood for.............Fruitcake?
on January 5th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Has anyone! ever given their teacher a Hallmark card? (honestly I was just glad to get the hell out of there)
on December 30th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

My wife just called and said we received the total Hallmark DVD collection. Its that or the Superbowl. What do you think we'll be...
on December 29th, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

There's one beer left. It's my wife and I, who do you think will get the beer?
on December 29th, 2008 | 18 answers | 12 people like this

Has anyone ever found a great deal taking a family to Disney World?
on December 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Whats the best age to take your child to Disney World for the very first time?
on December 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

My carpooler puts her sunvisor down at all times. Why is that so irritating to me?
on December 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Would you admit that you have an ego the size of the Empire state building?
on December 19th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What kind of a Christmas tree decorator are you?
on December 19th, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Should they offer college courses on how to put on WIGS!!?
on December 18th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Do you like licking the envelopes of your Christmas cards?
on December 16th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever tried saying ridickerous for ridiculous? You should, it will bring laughs.
on December 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why do people act like I just committed murder for not having a picture of my daughter in my wallet?
on December 16th, 2008 | 12 answers | 3 people like this

Does your metabolism control your life?
on December 15th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Other then dinner, what is the first snack you need when you get home?
on December 10th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Do you like women or men with prominent noses?
on December 10th, 2008 | 19 answers | 11 people like this

Can I tie you to a railroad track?
on December 9th, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Do you ever click on a question and then realize you absolutely have nothing to say?
on December 9th, 2008 | 23 answers | 19 people like this

Was it unreasonable for me to refuse to buy an extra concert ticket because my date did'nt want to sit next to somebody?
on December 9th, 2008 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

With unemployment skyrocketing, when do you think we will see soup kitchens? Do we officially have to be in a depression?
on December 5th, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Are you a natural at picking up accents? (dialects)
on December 4th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Guitar Hero is the biggest video game out there, I was wondering when they're coming out with Tuba Hero or Harp Hero?
on December 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Are you still battling the fall leaves? Is this what my life has been reduced to? raking leaves all year round?
on December 4th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Does Tom Selleck look better with or without a moustache?
on December 2nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What is a completed project that you are most proud of?
on December 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What was your parents instrument of choice for disciplining you?
on December 2nd, 2008 | 170 answers | 84 people like this

What happened to the signed Double Fantasy allbum that Mark David Chapman had in his possession?
on December 1st, 2008 | One answer

Which family member are you going to hit in the head with a turkey leg tomorrow?
on November 26th, 2008 | 15 answers | 8 people like this

Will you continue the lyrics? "This girl I know, needs some shelter......................
on November 26th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Are you going to get the chance to bag on T-giving or are you in charge of killing the turkey?
on November 26th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

What fast food joint do you think will be the first on the moon?
on November 26th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

What fast food joint do you think will be the first on the moon?
on November 26th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Does today feel like a friday?
on November 25th, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

Do you find people with gaps in their front teeth...............sexy?
on November 24th, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Was Rhianna and her eyepatch on the AMAs about the silliest thing you ever saw?
on November 24th, 2008 | One answer | 5 people like this

Was that Kevin Federline ringing the Salvation Army bell outside of Walmart?
on November 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What Thanksgiving food can you not............stand?
on November 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

What did Babyface mean when he said that she has that..................Whip appeal?
on November 19th, 2008 | no answers

Do you think they'll ever inject Megapixels in your eye to improve eyesight?
on November 19th, 2008 | One answer

What do you think about a Christmas tree that revolves?
on November 17th, 2008 | 18 answers | 14 people like this

I was eating a burrito with the unfolded end pointing down. My then gf chastised me for eating it that way which was the beginning of the...
on November 14th, 2008 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

Do you think I could start a trend if i wore watches on both wrists?
on November 13th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Does anyone here just scream when they've discovered a stewed tomato on their plate?
on November 13th, 2008 | 11 answers | 10 people like this

Do you ever let "the cables sleep"?
on November 13th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Have you ever got hit in the crotch with a wrecking ball?
on November 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever used the word "Scuttlebutt"?
on November 7th, 2008 | 15 answers | 7 people like this

What was President Elect Obama's wife wearing last night?
on November 5th, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Do you smell that? What is that in the air tonight?
on November 4th, 2008 | 28 answers | 17 people like this

I just heard on MSNBC that Senator Barack OBama just won the election. Congrats Barack. Lead us well.
on November 4th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Do you own both landline and cellphones? Can you do without one?
on November 3rd, 2008 | 23 answers | 9 people like this

Do you have any embarrasing or entertaining stories while buying condoms?
on October 30th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Have you ever tried Stand up comedy? how did you do?
on October 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Would you miss your dad, if he wasn't around anymore?
on October 28th, 2008 | 72 answers | 46 people like this

Did anyone see the end of the 2nd Hulk movie? Robert Downey Jr. Showed up. (Mr Stark) Is Iron man and the incredible Hulk going to join...
on October 24th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I'm always dreaming something adventureous. What is your style of dreams?
on October 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What do you think about while laying in bed at night?
on October 22nd, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

A friend just told me that her and her sisters had their elderly mother open a life insurance policy on herself as long as they were the...
on October 9th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do you still get excited when you're the one to get that toy in the cereal box?
on October 6th, 2008 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

Do you ever look at your coworker and say "The pen is blue"!
on October 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do you ever just feel.......................alive?
on October 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

I just worked 18 hours and my ride has yet to arrive. She said for me to call to wake her but her cell phone has been off. Would it be ok...
on October 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Is it me or is Robert Redford slowly turning into a raisin?
on September 29th, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever poked a hole in your belt because you lost weight? What did you use?
on September 26th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Do you think I can get you to hum a song all day? <Cause we all just want to be big Rockstars, live in hilltop houses, driving 15...
on September 26th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do you ever go into a rage when you spill something on your fresh white shirt?
on September 26th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

When you eat spaghetti, do you dip your bread or do you pile the spaghetti on it?
on September 25th, 2008 | 26 answers | 17 people like this

Who would you pick to babysit your kids? Brittany Spears or Michael Jackson?
on September 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

I dont get it. Why do people insist on privacy while in the bathroom?
on September 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever knocked yourself out?
on September 23rd, 2008 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Who's got the match?..........................to light my fire
on September 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Where do you go to let it all out?
on September 23rd, 2008 | 14 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever intentionally ran over an orange cone on the highway?
on September 22nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Is it true that--Some people claim---that there's a woman to blame?
on September 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What is the most under-rated cereal?
on September 22nd, 2008 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you? What? did I forget to put on my pants? (sorry 2 part question)
on September 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What happenend to the flowers that you planted in the backyard?
on September 22nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Are any of you blessed with the hair style of one Dwight K. Schrute? of "The Office"
on September 19th, 2008 | no answers

Would you ever make fun of a policeman who was wearing highwaters?
on September 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

You enter your home and find a Velociraptor in your kitchen eating your licorice. What would you do?
on September 19th, 2008 | 18 answers | 10 people like this

Would anyone like to try my solar paneled toilet?
on September 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Take a black magic marker and give yourself a hitler moustache. How do you look?
on September 19th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What are you going to do about that gut?
on September 18th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

It's late. Time for bed. So I sit and I wait for that gin and tonic to go to your head......who wants to go to bed?
on September 17th, 2008 | 2 answers

Does anyone have any true blood? I'm thirsty.
on September 17th, 2008 | 18 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever uncoagulated the mustard dispenser?
on September 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are you limber enough to be a contestant on "Hole in the wall"?
on September 9th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Beth, I hear you calling but I can't come home right now. Because me and the boys are.....................
on September 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

When you close your eyes, do you like what you see?
on September 2nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Who's got the best hair in Hollywood?
on August 27th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever been affected by a silly love song?
on August 26th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What would you rather be? the magnet or the steel?
on August 22nd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Since seeing the Candy Lips AV...Have any of you tried to actually douse your lips with sprinkles?
on August 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Are you physically capable of chewing your own toe nails?
on August 15th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Rest in Peace Bernie Mac.......What other people in your opinion have died......way to early?
on August 13th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever been told to stay away from farm animals?
on July 24th, 2008 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

What section do you immediately turn to when you open the Sunday paper?
on July 23rd, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

On a scale of 1-10. how good are you at answering questions that utilize a scale of 1-10?
on July 22nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Would anyone like to caddy for me? Clothes are optional.
on July 16th, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

I'm so pissed at my Gladiolouses.....why cant they support their own weight?
on July 16th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Do you feel loneliness?........................in your room?
on July 15th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Is anyone interested in the new X-files movie or has this thing run it's course?
on July 8th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Do you ever peel the chocolate off the HOHO first or do you just pop the whole thing in your mouth?
on July 8th, 2008 | 13 answers | 12 people like this

Does anyone feel like banging on my cup? I need it tested before I hit the baseball field.
on July 8th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Did you see "the Ganja Queen"? the girl who got 20 years for allegedly bringing marijauna into Indonesia? Do you think she was...
on July 2nd, 2008 | 16 answers | 6 people like this

I know someone who calls their cat Mr. Peepers. Do animals deserve titles?
on July 2nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you work for Dunder Mifflin?
on July 1st, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Would you miss me? like the deserts miss the rain?
on June 27th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Do you think the squirrel hat made famous by Daniel Boone will ever come back into style?
on June 27th, 2008 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Are pretzels overrated?
on June 23rd, 2008 | 23 answers | 13 people like this

I just picked up my glass with my teeth. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have no hands?
on June 20th, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

How come when I played baseball they said my swing looked like a golfer? Now that I play golf my swing looks like a baseball player.
on June 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why do women like to put their bags by the front seat? Is'nt this is where I'm supposed to put my feet?
on June 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have any good news bad news to share? I'll tell ya what. It can be in any order.
on June 18th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Tell me about the experience of the last time you stepped on a tack......(bare feet)
on June 18th, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

Don't you hate it when Broccoli isn't cooked all the way through?
on June 18th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Can you believe that there are seats for over a 1000 dollars at George Micheals next tour?
on June 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Do you know that I have asked 333 questions. Does that mean I'm half evil?
on June 12th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Do you ever pick up your phone and pretend you're in a conversation so that no one will bother you?
on June 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Obama just decided his running mate will be from Hollywood. Who will his running mate be?
on June 6th, 2008 | 24 answers | 13 people like this

Why are you so good at picking up chicks?
on June 6th, 2008 | 11 answers | 11 people like this

A 11 year old keeps making fun of a dish towel in my car. (I use it to lean my elbow on) It has a Holloween theme. Everytime he...
on June 6th, 2008 | 20 answers | 12 people like this

What have you been doing differently since gas hit 4 dollars a gallon?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

Is your toilet paper safe for all standard sewage and septic systems?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I caught my gf in bed with 2 guys, 1 girl, a goat and a giraffe. There also was some porno that was on TV. Is this cheating?
on June 2nd, 2008 | 38 answers | 34 people like this

If your toilet could talk...what would it say as you about to sit down?
on June 2nd, 2008 | 90 answers | 56 people like this

What is your favorite M. Night Shyamalan movie?
on May 28th, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

It is said that Daniel Day Lewis's acting in "There will be blood" is the performance of the century.........Who really...
on May 27th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I pulled my back out and now look alot like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. What do you look like when your back goes out?
on May 27th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have a bullet proof soul?
on May 23rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Did you ever experience a tragedy in high school? For example: Our most popular cheerleader got in an accident and was decapitated...
on May 23rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Finish the lyric: Please release me, let me..................
on May 23rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Is there such a term called "grunt" for releasing a bowel? I just heard someone say I got to go take a grunt.
on May 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Women: Do you like to see men cook?
on May 16th, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Ok.......so how important are feet in the pecking order of attraction?
on May 15th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

How did John Fogerty come to the conclusion that when the moon was rising.........It was bad?
on May 15th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Did anyone get their free southern style chicken sandwich from McDonalds? I got one word.........yaaaaaaaack!
on May 15th, 2008 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

I've had to watch money all my life...now that the budget is more cooperative I still have a hard time spending it...what disease do...
on May 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

So Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are no more...Do you think we'll be able to get on with our lives?
on May 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

I recently bought a microwave....when it finishes cooking my food it tells me to "enjoy it". Do I really need that kind of...
on May 13th, 2008 | 19 answers | 15 people like this

I just had surgury where the doctor removed the wrong limb. She's very concerned but very hot. Should I date her?
on May 12th, 2008 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

Do you ever get excited the day before your prostate exam?
on May 12th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Are you ever going to get around to trimming your nose hair?
on May 12th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why is it that everytime I shake it, I still end up dribbling a little on myself?
on May 12th, 2008 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

My gf has a knife; rope; shovel; 2 pairs of pliers and some lip gloss. Does this mean she wants to break up with me? What are my chances...
on May 9th, 2008 | 15 answers | 10 people like this

Have you ever caught your S/O picking their nose? Was the relationship immediately terminated?
on May 9th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

I just saw a picture of John Travolta on the internet with no shirt on......I'll tell ya.....it was a frightning experience...Has he...
on May 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you like the smell of your deordorant? I love it. I have my face buried in my pits all the time.
on May 9th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is it a waste of time if you eat anything else other then the SHARPEST of cheddar cheese?
on May 8th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

My (so) likes to eat her main course first and then her salad. What kind of crazy shananigans is this?
on May 7th, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

A girl is staring at you in chemistry class, in a attempt to stare back, you knock over a beaker full of acid which begins melting your...
on May 6th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

I just accidently ate some bread with mold on it.....What are my chances of surviving this?
on May 6th, 2008 | 16 answers | 18 people like this

I shot the sheriff but did anyone figure out about the deputy after all these years?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I like sitting in the front row of the movie theater.......Are there any brave souls who'd like to sit beside me?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Who's going to go see IRONMAN.....Did they miss-cast Robert Downy Jr.?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

When I bite into a York Peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I...........................
on May 1st, 2008 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

Ello..........dis is Antonio Banderas..........Melanie wants me tu wear my ZORO outfit tu bed.....What should I do?
on May 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Today at a grocery store...a woman who was looking at me started seductively licking her lips which made me squeeze my milk...spewing it...
on May 1st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Ello.........It's Antonio Banderas.........Melanie is really getting on my nerves.............Could it be the collegen lips?
on May 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I'm tired of cleaning my gutters..........is it worth it to cover them?
on May 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever ate Rye bread and 3 hours later consumed a rogue seed?........I love that!
on May 1st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I'm having a Fish Fillet from McDonalds right now.....Does anyone else want one?( Damn-some tarter sauce just plopped between the F...
on April 30th, 2008 | 2 answers

During a tornado, has that train sound ever turned out to be an actual train?
on April 28th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Has your lover ever done the rebel yell? Did she actually cry for more.....more.........more?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

What do you think about a convicted murderer who gets a settlement for having consentual sex with a guard?
on April 21st, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I was in the men's room washing my hands and there is a soap dispenser that says "Soft and Silky" C'mon! does that...
on April 17th, 2008 | 9 answers | 11 people like this

I was listening in on someones telephone conversation and she said "yeah" 13 times in a row. Can someone please hit me in the...
on April 17th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

I just ate my dessert first for dinner........Is that the craziest thing you've ever heard?
on April 16th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

I just saw Bobby Simone die in syndication (NYPD Blue). Does his death still effect you after all these years?
on April 15th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How do you make your spaghetti?
on April 15th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever been making love and grab something that you thought were breasts?
on April 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

What is that one piece of clothing that you can't get rid of?
on April 11th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever had someone kiss you so hard that their teeth was banging against yours?
on April 10th, 2008 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

If you got to do something 24/7.......What would it be?
on April 9th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

What do you think about dentures that don't fit and make an annoying clicking sound when you're trying to have a conversation?
on April 7th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever accidently walked into the wrong rest room?
on April 2nd, 2008 | no answers | 6 people like this

If you were to sell your house, what renovations would you make?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Name someone who continues to look good...............with age.
on March 31st, 2008 | 24 answers | 13 people like this

Why am I having musical stuffed nose passages? one side stuffed then the other, one side stuffed THEN THE OTHER!
on March 27th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Can someone please ask a question about kissing?
on March 27th, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

I'm tired of comparing Cafe Lattes to the price of gas...Should I be lucky I don't have to put Cafe Lattes in my gas tank?
on March 27th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this