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HELP: My deceased mom's friend comes over to hang out w/ the family every week, & I think that it's starting to make some chemistry with my dad. He often trying to get us out of the house, and they're spending more and more time together. Is it just me?
Believe it or not, your Dad had a life outside of just being a Dad. He needs companionship and love too.
If this woman was good enough to be your mom's friend, then why isn't she good enough to be your Dad's friend, or maybe more?
Just sit back and try and be accepting.
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At what age should a girl start wearing designer fashion?
Never.
Wasting money on clothes that are waaaaay too expensive is never a good idea.
You can look just as good in clothes half the price and they will probably last longer too.
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What is the best trick your dog knows?
He kills all the moles in my yard. It's not really a trick, but he's very good at it!
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Im getting married! im kinda nervous though should i be?
Depends on who you're marrying...
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How do you feel about people who are stuck up?
In order to think you are better than other people you have to care about what they think in the first place.
I think stuck up people are really very insecure, and that's why they are competitive and constantly compare.
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We keep having debates about spanking children. How about spanking parents? Parents bring unneeded children into the world, subject us to their selfish refusal to properly rear them, and the result is another generation of fat, unproductive suburbanites.
I think parents who never wanted their children arn't as much as problem as the ones who want them too much.
Parents who spoil and dote on their children, who do everything for them and give no disipline or expectations, these are the kids who turn out spoiled, lazy, and selfish.
I hate this new genaration of parents who believe their kids will need therapy after being spanked or...
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Would it be a problem if your s/o has gone to jail?Why or why not?
Yeah, because I hate paying bail...
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Lady Gaga, your thoughts?
I see similarities between her and Marilyn Manson. Esp in her music video Paparattzzi.
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Lady GaGa, flash-in-the-pan-one-hit-wonder or real artist?
I think she is a very talented artist and she has just begun!
She writes her own songs, choreographs her own dances...very original in her style...
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When a woman wears a leather dress, what happens?
Then she gets you drunk and ties you up somewhere and you don't want to know what happens next....
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Do beautiful people only date beautiful people?
If you are an attractive person I don't think you hold much value in someone else being attractive. You know that it takes no effort to be born beautiful, and you look for something deeper.
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If your close friend needs you to go with her to get an abortion because she's carrying yet another girl (she wants a boy), would you help her or judge her?
I thought you could only tell the sex of the baby much later on in the pregnancy, like after the time allowed to get an abortion legally has passed. So how is this question realistic?
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I saw my ex today and he just looked so sad and i felt bad for him even though i can't stand him since i felt bad for him does that mean i still care about him? i haven't stopped thinking about him since i saw him
You cared for this person at one time very much. You may not feel the same way anymore, but you still care and hope they are doing okay. Of course you feel bad that he is not doing well.
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I have heartburn,indigestion along with belching,and trouble swallowing,i also get a really bad stomach pains a couple times a month that are unbearable.The pain is located at the top under my rib cage a little to the right.I have had this for a while pai
It sounds like you have acid reflux.
Try Zantac.
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What is your favorite thing you own?
My pony Oreo.
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Have you ever swum naked in a public place?
There is a gravel pit with a very deep lake in it. I have done much more than just take my clothes off in there, but it was a start...
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Do you look down on people who are in some sort of friends with benefits relationship? (This includes any kind of FWB relationship imaginable, including if the person has more than one FWB). If so, why?
I don't look down on them at all. Maybe that is what they need at that point in their life.
I am concerned about the lack of connection thou. It seems to be a lonely thing to just get together, but not really care or be cared for...
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When is the wrong time to kiss :)
In front of you boyfriend's wife...
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Is it ever a good idea to have an ex and your current girlfriend around each other?
My ex has a new girlfriend.
I have sweetly said so many times that I would love to meet her. I show concern and listen when he talks about her problems and am very nice.
Unfortunatly, he knows not to let me meet her. I would just pummel her and fuck her up pretty bad. I can't help it. He knows the rules....If I break up with you, you have to die or go live in a hole. NOT get a new...
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Have you ever stopped a fight?
No, I usually instigate them and then if someone wants to back out I am the one to push them back in again...
Everyone needs a good fight now and then!
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Do you have a "Happy Place"? What makes it so?
My happy place is in bed, watching Two and a Half Men, a glass of vodka and orange pop in one hand, and a pill in the other.....
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MY AUNT NEEDS HELP! Her 16 year old son(my cousin) came home drunk (no idea how he got the booze) and she wants to spank him as punishment.The problem is how can she spank him?She is 5'8'' 133lbs her son is 6'2'' 298lbs linebacker in high school AF team?
She could wait until he was asleep and then electrocute him instead...
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What punishment should women get for aborting a fetus?
Does she still get punished if she keeps it even though she didn't want it or couldn't take care of it?
What is really better for the baby?
It is hard enough raising a child even when you really want it and have everything set up for it.
Do we really need more fucked up and neglected kids in the world?
Not to mention rape victims, women who will die if pregnant, incest...
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Are you the one in the bed that takes up the space and blankets?
Yes I am.
It is a fine art....
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No matter where you go... what do you leave behind a trail of?
Hay bits and muck from my boots.
I have been compared to Pig Pen. haha
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If you could write a book what type of book would it be? And what would it be about?
My book would be titled 'Riding Men and Horses and Still Finding Time to Drink'
The title pretty much explains the content :)
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How do you get rid of depression over a boy you can't get over?
Date a boy you can get and be all over him :)
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I have an 18 year old stepson&2 girls of myown from a previous marriage.1 girl is 8 and one is 3. The boy is still in school and is at his girlfriends house more thanhere. His father's favorite saying"next time". poor grades, no consequenses. what to do?
I would sit down and have an honest conversation about it with your husband. If he refuses to do anything, well, the kid is 18 and it's not you problem.
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My wife went to breakfast with one of her friend After breakfast my wife return home and at that time she got a text message from her friend saying that she miss her so much that it hurt. Do you think her friend is Gay?that my question
Why are you so involved in her texts? hopefully she just mentioned it to you and you are not snooping at her cell phone.
I think her friend was just being dramatic. She just meant she really misses her. Maybe she doesn't see her as much as she used to....
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My dad was very abusive& when my sister broke one x-mas light, we all were tortured each x-mas the exact way. I never abused my kids but with all people small things I will go on & on over. Did I learn this from him or was it past down in genes?
We, as children, learn who we are and how to behave from our parents. This can either help us or hurt us. In your case your father's actions have hurt you and twisted who you are or were supposed to be. You cannot change the past, but you can learn to recognize when you are falling into a set behavior, and stop. You really DO have the power and the strength, you just need to learn your...
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Did you buy your first computer or did someone give it to you?
My Dad gave me my first computer. It was a Commodor 64.
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I tend to think girls are prettier when they aren't wearing make-up, it is more like i'm seeing the real them, does anyone else agree?
I never wear make-up. The times I have, I look wierd. I'm glad I look good without make-up cause I'd never bother to put it on anyway...
I've seen some real cake-faces in my time, with the penciled in eyebrows and everything, and I think they look like clowns.
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Is it a worldwide rule that if your bf feels like you rely on him and you are emotionally dependent on him,he starts acting weird and lets you down every now and then?
Only if you are more then 'emotionally dependent'....like if you are clingy, and insecure, and have low self-esteem. NO guy or PERSON for that matter finds it attractive...
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Is there ANY way to lose about 20 pounds in 7 days? (I go to school from 8.30 to 4 and i do study from 4.30 to 9 so i dont have much free time. And i live no where close to a gym) thanks
It's called cocaine and a treadmill.
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What do you call it? Making love, having sex, whoopie, etc. Is there a difference between the meaning of these to you?
'Doing it'
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Besides toothpaste, name something that comes in a tube?
Paste wormer, bute, and Banamine.
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In your opinion, What is something "gross"?
One time I thought I had chocolate on my finger so I ate it and then realized it was my dog's eye booger...
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What do women like during foreplay? Whats the best way to get her aroused?
Buy her a horse. Works every time...
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Who's bullshit will you not put up with no more?
Boys!
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My friend (15 year old freshmen) told me that her mom found out she's broken the No Dating rule plenty of times and she got a really brutal beating and now her mom keeps calling her a whore and a slut. What kind of mother? Is she sane?
No, she is crazy and abusive. Call child prtective services. Take pictures of any bruises. Try and record conversations involving the verbal abuse.
Good Luck!
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Girls only please. rate this 18 year old 1 to 10. 1 is very uqly 10 is very hot
Cute, but not gorgeous. Looks like the type that will bald early...
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Do you love someone you will never see again?
My Pug Peggy Sue
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Can an emotionally abusive relationship be saved? If so, how? I know it's wrong of him to say these things to me. I don't know where to turn. I have no family to help me and there's no way I could support myself and my 3 kids. I feel like I'm stuck!
...and he knows you feel stuck and that's why he thinks he can get away with treating you however he wants.
Show him any way you can, even if you are bluffing, that you can and will get out if you are not treated with respect.
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Why do females have a hard time getting out of a physically abusive relationship but have no trouble leaving a healthy relationship?
Part of the abuse is to take away your self esteem and your strength as a person. How can you sucessfully leae someone and go out on your own when you can barely get up in the morning? The abuser has usually isolated you, and taken away your support system, so you have a hard time turning to others for help. Combine that with any money issues or children issues, and it snowballs from there. An...
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Which dog breeds don't bark very often?
I don;t know, but I'll tell you what dog breed barks a lot...A beagle! Those things got a mouth on em!
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So a friend (that is a girl) of mine wants to go out to lunch and complain about guy problems to me. I dated this girl for a short amount of time, but I now have a gf. I know there is no interest between either of us. Would it be ok to go to lunch?
eExplain to your gf first, and makes sure she understands the situation. Then go to lunch if you want, but it sounds like a boring lunch to me....someone wants to hang out so they can complain. Urg!
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What is the most insulting thing your boss ever told you to do?
I worked at a pet store and since I refused to take on the sat morning shift, he told me to go clean the toilet. That toilet hadnt been cleaned in 10 years.
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What is the main thing for you when you meet a guy/girl? the thing that just makes your knees turn to jelly
Confidence.
If you believe in yourself, I will too.
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When do you know it is time to give up in a relationship?
I usually hang on way to long to the point where I hate everything about my life with that person and have checked out a long time ago, but I remain because I cant face what has happened.
So I would say, get out before that happens.
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My boyfriend begs to finger me, and stupidly I let him. Now he wants something in return, but I don't want to do anything. Any advice?
Dont do ANYTHING back.
Dont let him finger you again.
He is manipulating you and you need to smarten up, girl. You have a whole life of protecting and defending yourself from guys like this. Start now.
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Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night and tried to use the bathroom in the dark only to quickly discover that someone didn't put the toilet seat down? Were you embarassed even though no one else knew about it?
My ex was a total ass and never put the seat back down. I usually remembered he was an ass and didnt fall in, but whenever I was drunk I forget he was an ass and fell in almost everytime, or sat on a rim of old piss...
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How nerdy are you? (Take the nerd test)
Mega-dorky non-nerd!
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Why do people congratulate parents for having a 'beautiful' baby? It's not like the mother and father got to choose what their baby looks like.
Genetics ARE involved here.
I mean, in a way, they really are reponsible for the looks of their baby. Sometimes 2 beautiful people can make a hideously ugly baby, but thats usually not the case.
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How do I get over a man i fell in love with who doesn't love me?
1. Get a new boyfriend.
2. Heavily drink.
3. Get another boyfriend on top of that so if one is busy the other wont be.
4. Have one of your new boyfriends beat up your old boyfriend.
Works every time.
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Lets have an AB ball, everyone dresses as a fictitious character, who are you going to be?
I want to be Scarlett O'Hara!
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Living w/bf who has 4 yr old that visits. Son has bad dream & sleeps w/us. Mother doesnt like it.So, need good info on the benefits of letting hm stay n his bed after a bad dream rather than n our bed. Anyone?
This is bad parenting on your bf's part.
The 4 yr old cannot have bad dreams EVERY night, ALL night long. He may have initally had some bad dreams, and then got to sleep with you both, and now he/she has figured out how to get something they want to occur. Do you enjoy having him interrupt your alone time with your bf? This is not normal. The mother doesn't like it which says...
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When my friend was little, her pediatrician would explore her genitals with his hands. She never had any infections, and her parents never asked the doctor to examine her there. Is this normally done by pediatricians? Thanks.
I dont remember as a little girl ever being examined like that. I dont think that is standard or normal, esp since she never had any special problems like a urinary tract infection.
It sounds as if she was molested.
We have to remember that just because someone is a doctor or a Preist or whatever, that they are not fully trustworthy.
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Have you ever committed a crime or done something illegal since you have been an adult that you never got caught doing and no one knows about?
Ummmmmm NO. and between 2:00 and 4:00 last night, I was with YOU okay?
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Have you ever ruined "the moment"? Has someone else ever ruined "the moment" for you? If yes to either of these questions, my next question is "How"?
I like to let out a loud beltch whenever anything is too serious...
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Do you kiss yourself?
I like to kiss my boobs :)
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It's been a "long time, no hear" from your friend. What's the first thing you ask your friend? The second?
Whats up?
Wanna hang out?
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Why do women think it's ok to text and answer their phone constantly through dates?
They know better. I think the girls who do that are not interested in the date to begin with...
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There's a new teen movie coming out called "17 Again". If you were 17 again, what changes would you make or what would you do differently?
Great question!
I would dump my bf (was w him from 17-27) and be a single gal enjoying her youth in the small town of Dexter. Oh, and I would pluck my eyebrows.
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Did you ever wonder what you would be like if you were born the opposite sex? Would your life be easier? Harder? Why?
I would have short-man's syndrome and get in fights all the time. I would be a womanizer and have multiple gf's all the time as long as they didnt mind me being short.
I would be one of those guys that holds his dick while he watches TV.
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Is your s/o good-looking?
Yes. But I AM GORGEOUS! LOL
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Honestly., if you are driving late in the night back home, and it's diff to find othere means of transport, if u saw an old woman asking lift, would u stop for her.
No, I wouldnt.
Just being homest.
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How angry should I be that my wife has: 1) lost interest in initiating sex, 2) has no interest in looking sexually appealing to me, 3) refuses to hang out with me unless we do things she likes, 4) makes no effort to communicate with me? How do I fix it?
Sounds like she is being a spoiled little you-know-what. Either that or she is totally depressed because of some dissappointment that has gone on between the two of you.
I would go out of my way to kiss up to her and if she notices and comes around immediatly she is probably depressed and needs you to make things extra happy for awhile.
If you go out of your way for her and she just wants...
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What is your longest serious relationship and is it current?
10 years!
Not current, I left him...
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Why are guys so attracted to boobs?
I dont know about men, but personally I can only fall asleep if I am cradling my left breast...
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Are you a resilient person?
VERY.
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What would you do if your S/O loved you for your body only?
I would indentify with them. I love me for my body only all the time.
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Can't you just pretend to be nice?
I pretend to be nice all the time!
I really am not thou....
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When's the last time that you and your s/o or spouse spent a whole weekend just for the two of you where you put everything aside and focused on each other and enjoying yourselfs?
It has been a long time and I don't see it happening any time soon. This weekend he has his kids. Last weekend he was packing and unloading things from his mothers house. The weekend before he had his kids...
It's always something...
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Name something that jumps.
My horses!
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Have you ever broken your child's bone before by accident? I fell on some steps and broke my babys little foot bone once...
Why the minus point?
It was an accident! I fell carrying him down snowy steps and landed on his foot.
He didnt even cry, but had trouble walking so I took him in, and I had broken a tiny bone in his foot.
Just wondering if anyone else had had a similar experience.
Chill out, ABers!!!
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Do you know anybody who tried to kill themself? what was going on in their life that made them so depressed?
A close friend I knew since high school.
He had always had mental problems and although a superstar in High School, things had gone downhill since then.
A sad sight going past his grave. He died last summer.
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My GF gives baths to her dog in the kitchen sink & uses our good towels to dry it. I say it's unsanitary/she says it's no big deal...What is your opinion?
You are being ANAL.
She can rinse out the sink afterwards, and the towels can go in something called 'The Washer'.
CRAZY, but true.....
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My BF pays and gives way more attention to his dog than me. I took care of him while he was sick this week-end & was as sweet as I could be. This morning he woke up better but gave all his affection to his pit-bull female. What am I suppose to do or say?
He is a asshole, sorry to say. I have found guys with a dog, esp if they only live with the dog, or are an older bachelor to boot, they are fucking weird with the dog. Like it is their child, or s/o, or family replacement. It is dysfunctional.
If he cant find more balance in his life, I would stay away from him. Life is too short to waste your time on someone who is unhealthy.
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Can you be bribed?
You can bribe me with just about anything.
Massage or sexual favors are a favorite...
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How can i get someone that hates me to call me?
Steal their cat and tell them they have 15 min to dial your number or the kitty gets it!!!
Works every time.
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Is it good to graduate high school a virgin or not? do women respect u more if u are a virgin?
I always thought guys were losers if they couldn't get laid in high school.
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Would you rather miss a meal, or sex?
Let me starve!!!!
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If you had to choose between a s/o who gave you massages daily or cooked daily which do you think you would choose?
Great question!
I would choose the massage anyday.....I'm not really that into food. I could easily survive on mac+cheese and Spaghettios.
But a massage.....ahhhhhhhh
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Why do women stay with their abuser? Even if someone better is offering them a way out and a better life?
My bff had a very controlling and abusive boyfriend. When his friend offered to have her come live with him, and that he loved her and would take care of her, she packed up everything and left her A-hole boyfriend for good.
I have never met a girl in a bad relationship who didnt run when they had the chance. I think if she has the chance and doesnt leave, maybe she doesnt believe things will...
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Would you break up with your S/O because all they ever did was work?
My bf works a lot. On top of it, he is very task oriented, and when he gets home, he is so focused on what needs to be done that I still feel he is not really with me sometimes. It is hard because I want the person I am with to want to be with me before they want to vacuum that floor again or chop more firewood. I understand things need to get done, but they will always need to get done, and...
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Has your friend's parent ever came on to you in a creepy sort of way?
One of my bf's dad kept showing me his dick by 'accident'.
That was totally creepy...
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If you find yourself needing to repeatedly physically punish your children, is it time to consider punishing your own parenting skills?
I do.
With proper rules, boundaries, and limitations, your kids should only need a spanking tune-up here and there. Threats of it should be more than enough when you are consistant with your expectations of good and bad behavior.
If you are spanking your kids even every week I believe your parenting needs a tune-up instead...
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What should I do if my Boyfriend won't listen to me?
Get a shock collar.
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Do you agree with physical punishment for children? What age is too young/too old?
Absolutly.
Sometimes time-outs and warnings are not enough.
Take a look at the disrespect and lack of manners in the children of today and you wil wonder what has happened. I believe it is the lack of real punishment that has created this.
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At what point did you realize that throwing a punch was the right thing to do?
ALways.
If something, man or animal is being disrespectful or rude, I very often choose a quick lashing out of violence, and then when they step back, I make up with them and we continue on.
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Do you believe that when you sleep, your teddy bears come to life?
I always had dreams that my Breyer horses came to life and I could ride them.
I was always so dissapointed to awaken and have them standing on the shelf in their little midget forms...
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I hacked into my boyfriends email and found out he has a match.com page and he is constantly adding new girls to myspace girls he wouldnt even know yet he asked me to delete mine how do i bring this up so we can talk about it without teling hi
He's an a$$hole. Keeps his account and makes you delete yours. Double standard much?
Put your stuff back up, and add boys to it. When he complains then maybe you two can do something fair and equal to fix it.
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My ex said I cheated on him emotionally. Long story short. I had a relationship with a guy and I ended but stayed friends my ex hacked into my facebook account and found messeges i sent him explaining to him why i had to delete him as friend? cheating?
No, it's not cheating. Emotional cheating is a crock of shit anyway...
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Do you know how to Pole Dance? Sillyville just put up its very first Stripper Pole. You want to give it a try?
I charge $35 an hour and after 3 lessons you will be hanging from one ankle upside down at the top, baby!
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I have a big problem with my gf, when we make love its awesome, but here lately she has began to have a very foul odor coming from the lower area, she says its a yeast infection, any ideas?
Your supposed to remove the gerbil when you are done with it.
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When you think of a humble person what comes to mind?
Not me, I rock too f$cking much to keep it under wraps LOL
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Should we all have an early night tonight ...?
F#ck no!
I've got a gallon of Skyy, shot guns, a bonfire, and walkie-talkies.
If your the first to fall asleep I cannot guarantee your safety.
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I date someone who has little money all the time. Before this relationship i wasnt, not even a bit, concerned that money could be an issue. Now I notice myself becoming materialistic, and concerned about money. Has this happened to anyone before?
Dont date losers, sweetie. Life is too short.
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Why does alcohol seem to bring out the violent side in most of us when we get drunk?
I CANNOT drink Tequila without becoming very violent. I start fights, beat things that dont need to be beat, lose my temper over wierd things, and if you try and have sex with me it will happen but YOU won't enjoy it.
I think I have violent tendencies, and drinking just uncovers what is lurking beneath...
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How do you cope with a breakup?
If I have to break up w someone I get a new someone right away and enjoy a fresh relationship where I am actually appreciated. Lookin forward to it...
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Is seeing men's nipples through their clothing exciting to women?
I like to see the shape of thier chest better...
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Which is better for a guy to have, nice skin or great hair?
If you have ever had one of your bf's begin balding you will know the answer to that...
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Are women really tuned off by nail-biters?
I dont care what a guy does with his nails as long as their not prettier than mine.
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My wife told me she wants to be my slut wife, she has been reserved for 25 married years. how should i encourage this with out being to forward?
Call her a slut and then bend her over the side of the bed and f#ck the hell out of her. She wants you to take charge!
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Have you ever masturbated in public?
I remember masturbating under my desk in second grade.
We were supposed to be coloring. LOL
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How do you feel about fisting?
Have you had it done to you/done it to someone?
What do you like/dislike about it?
I get the cold sweats just thinking about it.
I dont think I am physically capable of that without recovery involving stitches.
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
Church
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What would you say if God appeared and asked " What did you do to to my son???"
I would assure him that the make-up and spray paint does eventually come off. The dildos are not harmful even thou they have been fully inserted, and he may have to be checked for an STD.
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If they issued tickets on AB, what would your offense be?
Vulgar statements, starting fights, and indecent exposure.
Just being me :)
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Can anyone explain to me why I just received a dildo in the mail?
Aw! Not fair! I'm jealous. ~pouting~
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Would you date a known flirt?
Yes!
I think people who naturally flirt are social and charismatic. I love that!
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What is you favorite sexual position ? Mine is girl on top facing me
I like the girl on top facing me too :)
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♥ Without seeing your keyboard can you type " I am a typist "? Let's see what you type...♥
i am a ri ghs
That f#cking sucked.
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Have you ever got horny to the point where it hurts?
I've gotten horny to the point where I make him hurt...
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Straight up a serious answer only please. Please state male of female....Does size really matter?
Female. Yes, it does matter. Not too big and not too small...
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Is spying on an ex-boyfriend's or ex-girlfriend's accounts considered cheating? (Emails / Bank accounts / Flight accounts / Cell Phone accounts / etc.)
I believe that's called stalking.
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Do you know anyone that walks without moving their arms?
I have a neighbor who has no legs and one arm. She waddles on her stumps and only one arm swings.
Does that count?
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How do I keep my private thing from hanging below my kilt?
Use a hair net. I think it would make them look like bag pipes. Hairy, hairy Bag pipes.
That's SO Scottish!
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If i offered you $5,000 to name your son or daughter Jesus would you do it?
Isn't that pronounced 'Heah-sues' in Spanish? My groom at the barn is named that, so I guess if I had a Mexican baby with my groom at the barn, then pay me five grande and I'll name him after the daddy!
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My partner used condoms with his last girlfriend but never with me, we are moving house busy packing I found a wallet with a condom,and some bills dated a week before I moved in. He says he forgot it was there,said he wont ever cheat.sho
I wouldn't worry about it.
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My bf has 2 kids with a woman and never married her.since 2 years she asks him to join her and make a big family, she contacts very often.He says he wants to stay with me but her e-mails worry me. you think one day he will go back to her??we have no kids
She needs to stop contacting him all the time. There is no need for that. They have children together, so every once in awhile she may need to contact him, but her motives for talking to him are devious. If he doesn't put her in check, then you should. And if he gets pissed about it, then leave his ass.
Good Luck!
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Let's say you found your boyfriend playing The Sims, but discovered that the characters he was playing were himself and his ex-girlfriend. In the game, they're married and she's pregnant. What would your reaction be?
I would freak the fuck out and break his fucking game.
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Can a 42 y/o woman have a 26 y/o for a boy toy?
Yes she can and I wish I could take pics...
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How come everybody go crazy over to lesbians making love but not 2 gay guys?
I think it's hot when guys do eachother.
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Are you my angel? Will you come and make it alright?
I got a halo but I got horns holding it up. I wouldn't so much expect me to make things alright but I would expect adventure and possible destruction...
I got a 22, fire, and a gallon of Bud Light.
Feel better?
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I hate my wife.she keeps on asking to go to her home. her in laws are actually not communicative.i dont feel like going to her house whch is 3000km far. in the last 4 months she has already gone 2 times.
My bf of 10 yrs took me away from my family for a job out of state. I just had had a baby with him and we were engaged.
I wanted to go home every weekend. It was 2 1/2 hours away. He said after awhile we could only go every other weekend.
I left him.
If you don't enjoy divorce then I suggest you change your outlook. Some things are just very important and if you are not supportive...
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If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh?
Bout 30 pounds.
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What kind of kinky stuff do you think your parents are into? (Dare ye answer?)
My bff walked in on her Mom and Step-dad in their bedroom. She was on all fours, and he had a thermometer up her ass...
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Friend of mine had a one night stand and the chick is obsessed with him,sine he rejected her she's gone around and spread rumours like he has a small dick and ED etc. she's a whore with stds so how do i convince him to let it go and stop being depressed?
You both sound like assholes.
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How do u motivate a 12yrold boy that doesn't care about consequences/ rewards? Wont do school work, fights with brothers- cant reach him.
Spankings my friend, spankings.
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If some ones parents get divorced, does that make them a tad scared of commitment and marriage when they are older?
Watching my fiance's divorce makes me terrified of marriage. I can't believe he's got the guts to do it again...
My parents got divorced and so did his. All my friends parents are divorced, except for one, and their marriage is really disfunctional.
Here's to hoping we can do it the right way, cause if not, I want all my horses back! :)
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What does a guy mean if he calls you crazy in bed? Is this good or bad?
It's good unless when he says it he has marks all over him and he is trembling...
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My son, (a non Catholic) and his girlfriend, (a Catholic) have concieved a child out of wedlock. Now she says that she will deny him to the child unless he becomes Catholic. She states that her church teaches and supports this. Is this true?
She's just being a cunt and using religion as her banner. What a slut.
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Do any women in New Jersey over the age of 18 have the guts to kick me in the nuts? The same day that happens is the same day I'll put on panties and dance to a female pop song! that's how sure I am!
I am on a flight to New Jersey right now.
I feel like it's Christmas or something.... :)
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How do you know when it's time to take a break from dating?
When you can't hide your STD's anymore, and your cookie is so loose you can't feel cock anymore, and when you have more than one stalker. Yep.
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I'm getting hitched but my fiance has a crazy ex who is a potential wedding wrecker. The wedding is in a year or so. Is it tacky to hire a security guard to take care of her?
Don't let that bitch ruin your day...hire a Hitman!
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Do i have a penis?
On your face, right?
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Your best friend is a WOMAN or MAN?
My best friend is a MAN.
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What are the sweet words that all girls like to hear?
"Yes, you can get another little dog."
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What do you do when you think that people take advantage of you?
I let them.
I was taken advantage of this morning and it was HOT.
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If the "love of your life" just explained to you why everything you do annoys him and aggrevates him, would u stay wit him?? Why should I stay no matter how much i love him if he doesnt love who I am?
If someone picked apart everything I did, and nothing was ever good enough, I would have two choices.
Believe them and hate myself.
Believe in myself and hate them.
I have always chosen number two, and I would advise you to do the same. You ARE a beautiful person, and if he doesn't see it, find someone who does.
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Is it normal to sniff my wifes and any of her friends panties when i get the chance. i steal them and jack off with them.
Haha! This question reminds me of the time my BFF shit a little in her panties by accident and then her BF found them on the floor and went to jack off with them. He smells them and he's like: That's not pussy...
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Whats the scariest movie you ever saw?
I thought 'The Ring' was really scary.
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What would you bring with you if you had to stay over at a haunted house?
Vodka.
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Would you rather cook or clean?
Clean.
I suck at cooking.
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How often do you visit AB4Adults at the bottom of the page if you are over 18?
Often.
But I don't say much...
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Are you ready to take your medicine?
No, Doctor. I don't like to swallow it. I will let you put it in my mouth but then I'll spit it out. Sorry...
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My ex and I had a row, she grabbed my hand and bit it and would not let go. I hit her in the back of the head to get her off of me, does this make me an abuser?
I personally think a girl that bites when angry is a keeper. Give her a kiss but watch those teeth!
P.S. learn pressure points so you don't have to hit next time. :)
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I'm 27, educated and attractive. What do I need to do to bag a rich guy? I'm sick of dating broke asses.
Your gonna get some shit for asking this question. But don't worry. Every snippy answer is fueled by the fact that the asnswerer is a BROKE ASS. :)
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What would you do if you witnessed an elderly lady beating on her middle-aged son (and was trying to do damage)? Do you consider this abuse?
LOL! I HOPE I am as cool as that old lady when I am her age. I hope she wasn't just beating him with her purse. I hope it was her fist.
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Is ther anything you have never done in the bedroom?
I want to tie my man up and see what fun safety pins, hot wax, clips, and a lighter brings.
I keep trying to tie him up but he won't let me after what happened last time...
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Ladies, which panties do think would be cuter to see on your man (if you could)?options listed below in answers. :>)
I wish my man would wear panties!
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Would you like to see "OctoMom" giving birth?
Ewwwwwww! No thanks.
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Did you ever see something that you wish you never saw,if yes then what was it.
I always check out anyone getting out of a dually diesel. A couple days ago a guy got out and he had his ass cheeks hanging out and he was hairy and old.
It was sick.
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Ladies which would you rather have a nice guy with a small cock or a bad boy with a big cock?
How about a boy who thinks you've been 'bad' and is gonna punish you with his big cock!
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Is your biological father a part of your life? Why or why not? If not, how long?
No, he's not.
And if you get me drunk enough to talk about it I'm gonna be pissed the next day...
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Have you seen something recently that has made your jaw drop to the floor?
Myself. In the mirror. Naked.
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Would you dump someone if they were bad in bed?
Yes. I would.
Sex is kinda like art class. You gotta have some natural talent to start out with or no matter how much you learn it just won't be very good.
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Are ex wives as devious as people suggest? I have an ex and she creeps into my life over and over with my new wife. She has reasons each time, but is she being devious about it? Are ex-wives scorned women who are always trying to get back at you?
Yes. Not all, but the ones that are bad are devious for sure!
My fiance's ex wife is a stalker and a control freak and she still wears her wedding ring and keeps his last name.
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Why are exwives such hatefull bitches .they cant seem to move on with their lives . even after getting remarried they still have to make life hell for the first guy.
I LOVE your question.
I never dealt with or even heard many stories of divorce until the guy I was dating was going thru his. He only wanted what was best for their kids. He offered her the family home free and clear. Was willing to pay whatever was required in child support. All he wanted was to see his kids half the time.
She fought him tooth and nail. Refused any offer. Spent over $30,000,...
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Don't you hate it when you GF is drunk and going down on you and she is sloppy with keeping her lip over her teeth? That scraping feeling....
I am guilty of doing that to my BF but he is a trooper and never even flinches...
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If you could swap bodies with your partner, would you and for how long would you be them?
I would totally swap. and I wouldn't give him his body back till I had totally blistered his cock from playing with it constantly...
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Whats the first thing you can think of with black and white colors in it?
My pony! His name is Oreo. :)
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Do you feel like people are always saying the same thing?
Sometimes.
I hate the politically correct answers, and the answers where someone is just coddling the questioner and being super nice while evading what they really think or should say. These generic answers are BORING!
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Where can I sell my virginity at is there like a website
Your first time always sucks. Might as well make an ass of money and get it over with at the same time!
May the highest bidder win!!!!!
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Have you every found a dead body?
Dead horse.
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Do you suffer from Harsh Answer Remorse?
I love your question!
No, I never have suffered from HAR...but I'm sure eventually it will happen.
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Would you allow a babysitter to spank your children? Why or why not?
If my kid is out of line, I don't care who puts them back in their place.
I would hate it if I had to watch a kid, and the kid knew I couldn't touch them, so they acted really bad. I mean, a time out is pretty lame, and if the kid laughs at that, then what do you do?
I would only be comfortable with the babysitter having the right to spank if I knew they wern't abusive about it...
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Have you ever visited the map of Answerbag members? Would you like to add your name to the map? It would be fun to see the scope of this online community. See link...
I had no idea how cool AB was to so many people!
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If you've ever used drugs, why did you take your first hit or whatever? did a "friend" get you to do it? make me understand.
First thing I ever did was a tab of acid. No cigarettes, no beer, just straight to the acid at 16 yrs.
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Why don't we build much good archetecture anymore, and instead build identical houses next to each other or a big rectangle of living quarters. without mentioning population.
Great question!
I hate new houses. They are built cheaply and they all look the same. I have no idea why no one builds quality houses anymore. I love the old homes, with the built in cabinets, and all the woodwork. Those homes last for hundreds of years. The homes bulit today have no character and will probably fall down in 75 yrs.
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Who remembers the hephalumps and woozles song from winnie the pooh, and who thinks it's one of the most trippy cartoons ever?
I saw that one recently, and then remembered it from my childhood. It was very trippy and very creative. I also remember these skeletons dancing on the disney channel around halloween and those were trippy too. Cartoons can be weird and fucked up sometimes. Makes them worth watching...
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Name an occupation, where you might see death frequently?
Not death but carnage....
Horse Trainer!
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What is one piece of advice that you remember from your grandparents?
My grandma always said I'd look good in a potato sack.
Weird, huh?
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Most wives want to dominate their husbands?
Yes!
My dream is for him to do everything I want, as soon as I speak it. I want it to be three in the morning, and if I wake up and want sausage buiscuits and gravy, he needs to get his hot ass out of bed and make it. I want to watch him make it from my bed and he better have a woody and I might even have him wear an apron.
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At what age did you start masturbating?
Second grade...so what is that? eight?
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Would you date somebody who smokes weed?
When I was 16, yeah, but not now...
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What characteristics does a female need to have to be considered a "cool girl" to a guy?
Confidence, charisma, and charm.
The three C's....
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I have PTSD from an abusive relationship during my teens/early 20s. I now have 2 yrs of therapy & a great new BF. Yet I still freeze,loose concentration & miscommunicate during heated arguments. What can I do to stop this from happening forever?
I thought a healthy relationship meant discussing things, not raising your voice or going on the attack.
If you and your new bf are having heated arguements of course you will be unable to deal.
He needs to make sure he stays resonable during arguements and so do you. De-escalate or walk away when things start to trigger your fight or flight instincts.
Good luck!
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Will your Mom let you come out to play with me?
No.
She noticed the slashed tires, blown up garbage can, and the half of a cat with the firecracker still in it. I dont think I'm allowed to play with you anymore.
Meet me in the treehouse at midnight...
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My boyfriend and I got into a huge fight and I got physical with him. I truly feel horrible and I honestly don't think he should give me a second chance. We love each other and are willing to work this out, but I dont think I deserve to go back! Advice?
Did you slap him? Bite a little? Maybe pinch his balls? My boyfriend loves that shit.
Seriously, if your bf couldn't defend himself from you and actually got hurt, then you are an Amazon woman and he should break up with you anyway.
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When you were a kid and told your mom you were bored, what did she tell you?
She would suggest I go in the backyard and sun tan.
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When I would come home from dates, My father always asked me "Did ya toss her salad" what did he mean?
Your Dad sounds hilarious!
He was asking if you ate her pussy.
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Ex sent me a drunk txt asking for a nude photo for keep sake... sent him a nude pic of a hugely fat lady that i found on the net, that's funny right!?
I have a pic of really old men in an orgy. Dick sucking and everything. Should send him that one next...
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Good friend of mine is obviously getting controlled by her BF. He doesn't like her having male friends and asks where she is and who she's talking to 24/7. If she makes a male friend he tells her to stop talking to him..She won't listen to me either!
That sounds shitty. She should distance herself from him.
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What's the best way to apologise to a friend besides just saying i'm sorry?
One of those cute refridgerator kegs.
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Ladies have you currently or have you ever had a partner who was a lot younger than you - a Toyboy...?
It's BOYTOY.
Anyhooo, I luv em, but then I leave em. Don't need another baby...
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I have had a blood blister inside my little toe for a couple of years it doesnt itch or give off any pain should i be worried or contact a docter?
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it....
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Question for singles that are single from their choice. How long you are single?
When I am single it is not for more than a couple days...
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Do the AB members ever meet personally?
I met one last night. It was hot. We watched UFC and bet on fights. We took a hot bath together and had some drinks. Dont remember much after that...
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Should you think about what people think of you?
I couldn't care less what people think of me. I have never had any ill effects from this standpoint, and I would recommend it to anyone.
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Could you carry a baby for 9 months, give birth to the child, and STILL give it up for adoption? Wouldn't that haunt you for the rest of your life to know there was a child out there that is yours and you are not raising him/her?
I couldn't do it.
I could get an abortion, but would be too attached after 9 months to give it to strangers.
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Is it not good to fall for someone who is 7 years older than u and has a girlfriend?
The 7 year difference is okay as long as you are over 18. As far as the girlfriend, my motto has always been: 'Girlfriends are not walls, they are obstacles you climb over'.
Good luck!
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What do you think of a man that has a hairy back or hairy chest?
Yucky!
Shave it.
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Should a girl who recently lost her twin brother be allowed to keep her male friends if her new boyfriend doesn't like it?
Be friends with whoever you want!!!!!
Boyfriends are not dictators.
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Is it wise to ever date someone who has been abused as a child? I've never had this work out for me.....both times these women ended up "trying" to abuse me! Maybe some success stories would help.....I'm about to run the next time a girl tells me that.
I think any time a person has been abused in their formative years, they are fucked up. How could they not be? Childhood is a fragile time.
I have dated men with bad childhoods. Some are damaged beyond repair. Some rise above it, but they are not beyond it....
I would always prefer to be with someone centered and steady, but it seems that we all are damaged in some way.
I would just treat...
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Why do our loved men with time stop acting like they used to when we just started dating? No texts no calls from him all day! Is it because they just stop caring?
I think they start taking you for granted. So in a way, they stop caring.
If I feel that I'm not appreciated, I'm OUT.
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Is wrong for my boyfriend to spoil me and buy me everything i want coach juicy burberrry purses sunglasses shoes
I dont think it's wrong as long as you love him and you are not using him.
I'm jealous!!!! ~pouting~
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Are women intimidated by guys that are successful? It seems they are attracted to guys with no plan for life, or should I say low-lifes. They buy them everything. With guys that are successful they like to play mind games. Why is that? They need control?
I don't think any girl is attracted to a loser. The problem is that there are so many guys out there with shitty jobs and no money, that some girls lower their standards when they shouldn't.
You get the mind games with the girls who seek out sucessful men because they are the smarter girls to begin with.
I see beautiful women with losers and I just wish I could grab them and shake...
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I have been marride for two years, he was in AA for a long time. I met him while he had a relaps. I . He is verbally and emotionaly abusive. I believe at his core he is mean. He won't let me go. I have 2 dogs and no money. He made me quit my job.
He has laid out the traps and you have fallen for them. He will get worse.
Please don't wait until he knocks out your front teeth or something. Take your dogs, walk down the driveway, and never look back.
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At what age is it appropriate for a girl to star wearing a bikini?
When she starts getting boobies to hold it up.
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Would you get a tattoo of your girlfriend name across your chest after dating for only 3months?
ALL MEN SHOULD DO THIS.
That would be awesome.
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At work when females need heavy things lifted they ask men to do it, why is this?
I don't know. I think that's some stupid shit. I regularly life 50 pound grain bags, hay bales, etc and I am in shape. I think if these heifers started getting off their asses a little tiny bit they wouldn't be so damn out of shape.
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Has anyone here been involved with "sexting"?
Yep. Fav pastime.
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What is the most exciting thing that has happened to you so far in 2009?
I got a weanling colt out of Perfect Circle for $750. (A baby horse)
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I had been dating a girl for a couple of weeks and I thought she was perfect. Suddenly, she cheated on me with her ex. This problem is that I still want her. Should I even bother trying to have a relationship with her?
Follow your heart, but you need to have a serious talk with her.
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What kind of gymnastics are the best to encourage shoulders to come up, and to get tighter below the knee on a 18 h.h. Dutch who is extremely athletic and won't get tight below 3'6" and is to young to pound into the ground at anything
Bounces!!!
Bounces are jumps with no strides inbetween. They force a horse to round up and really use himself, staying tight. He has to stay collected because as soon as he lands he has to round up and jump again.
Good luck!
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After riding my horse out, hes a bit sweaty. He has a full neck rug & a blanket clip. Do i put a fleece rug, or some straw under his turnout, or do i just turn him out in the rug as usual. I dont have time to wait for him to dry, but he needs to go out.
Turn him out in his usual turnout rug. He will eventually dry underneath, but try not to do this to him too often...
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Have you ever tried to fit your whole body into a suitcase?
Yes, and it fits. :)
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What is the worst thing you ever stepped on barefoot?
Slimy dog shit.
I think that dog was sick.
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Do you refuse to vomit in the toilet? i use the sink.
I personally like the toilet cause I can lie on the floor and pass out inbetween pukings.
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Where does true happiness lie?
In finding something you are passionate about, and making it your life.
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Does an ex that broke up with the love of their life ever stop thinking of them or ever wish that they could be together again? When they broke up just because the time was not right and they didn't want to be in a relationship because of it.
If that person was the 'love of their life' then they wouldnt've broke up with them simply because of bad timing.
I would forget about this person.
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When did everything become a form of "cheating"? Talking to a co-worker, looking at someone. Somebody said thinking about someone else is cheating. Is EVERYTHING considered cheating nowadays?
I think you just cheated cause you wrote the word.
DAMMIT. Now I cheated.
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For the guys: How should i tell my husband, without being hurtful, that he's not very good at performing oral sex on me?
Dont tell him he's bad, SHOW him how to be better.
It's not rocket science.
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Have you ever sought a caring and nurturing domestic, live-in sub or slave relationship, and if so, have you yet to find what you were looking for?
Yes. I am looking for a petite blonde cupcake to come on over to me and fiance's house and clean, cook, watch children, etc.
In return she can live in the basement and we will have sex with her every once in awhile.
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Okay so i am in love with my best friend and have been for four years, he likes me too, but he has a girlfriend. he told me that when they'll break up that he'll date me...bu tthat could be forever he stays in a relationship until the girl breaks up?w/him
I used to do this to guy friends in high school. They would get a crush on me, I didnt REALLY like them, so I told them to wait until I broke up my my current bf, and then I'd go out with them. That way, they stayed my friend, and if I felt like it, I'd mess around with them later.
Dont wait around for this guy...
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I asked a girl for her number and she said no. We got along good or so i thought. Should i ignore her? or just act like i dont care? I feel funny around her now but if i stay away she will know it bothers me
Who cares what the fuck she thinks anymore? She turned you down right? Do whatever you want, man. If you feel like walking the other way when you spot her do it. If you feel like talking to her cause you got a funny joke, do it. But dont worry about her or what she thinks anymore....
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Who is more gifted by god?Woman?or Man?
Looking down and seeing my busoms, I'd have to say women...
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Are you pretty good at drinking and driving?
I am EXCELLENT at drinking and driving. I have never had a ticket even. I am always drunk at night, and traveling does occur. I used to work at a club that was 40 min down the expressway from my house. I drove home every night after work, even in the winter when the roads were really bad, and I never had a problem.
Downrate me motherf$ckers! I'm a better driver drunk than you are sober!
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Hey guys, i been messing around with a married man, and is like gives me everything i ask, should i feel bad for using him.. as a matter of fact i am 25 and he is 21, but he says he just like me as a coolf friend you know with benefits,
He is using you, why not use him?
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How do I get over my little stupid jealousy feelings when my miss chats to old male friends/boyfriends or guys that fancy/ed her on line & she sometimes gets mad at me for trying to see what's she is typing!
Let her punch you in the face everytime she thinks you're being petty.
No, seriously, my BF is the same way, and I think you guys should start a support group together.
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Could you break the neck of a rabbit, to put it out of it's misery, ie if you hit it with your car, but it wasn't dead.?
I have killed many animals to put them out of their misery.
Everything from hitting them with a hammer, to paying to have them put down.
If you cant care for your animals when they need you most then you should never have had them in the first place.
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years for punching me in the face more or less to teach her a lesson 5 days later she sleeps with another guy. Should I feel like she cheated on me? should i take her back now? I know I got a good lesson
Did she close-fist it? I hope so, cause a lot of girls don't know how to hit and it's an embarassment.
She did not cheat on you. You had broken up with her.
She slept with another guy because she was single and she could. Would you have slept with some hott bitch in five days time if you could? She thought you had seriously broken up with her.
Next time you get pissed at her,...
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Girlfriend of 5 years took a man back to her home after a party. later the same evening she contacted me , we meet had sex. she now tells me she,s pregnant and im the father. i asked did she sleep with the other guy. she cried? didnt admit didnt denie?
Yep. she did him.
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Ladies: would you marry a man who is impotent if you really in love with him?...
No.
If my man's dick stopped working for a week I would leave him.
But hey, if he got it working again I'd go right back out with him!
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If you had to move to a deserted island, what 5 items would you take, and why? bearing in mind that there is no electricity...
Matches, swiss army knife,
Aw, fuck it.
A gallon of Stoli, my candy cane vibrator, a gallon of Skyy, my bottom vibrator, and my fav chaser....Grape Faygo.
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Would you ever be the first person in a fight to pick up a weapon?
Yes yes yes....
I am creative too....got in a fight at a carwash, and ended up going for the powerwasher. That shit hurts by the way...could tell from the people scattering like little pink mice.
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K so a new girl came to school (christy) and she seemed really nice at first ,but now she is hanging out with my bff (amanda) and she starts drama all the time, there starting to forget about me and walk away from me and im getting madder what should i do
Get a maxi pad and put fake blood on it.
When Christy and Amanda are walking down the hall together, put it on Christy's backpack. Then duck off into a bathroom or something.
No one will want to be bff with the bloody maxi pad girl.
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Who would win in popularity, mini-van or full size van?
All I ever see is soccer moms in mini vans.
Then I shoot.
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Is it wrong to wake your girlfriend up out of a sound sleep and tell her she had a seizure if she didnt?
Hahahaha not wrong at at all....gonna do that to my boyfriend tonight!
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What was your first hourly wage?
I worked at McDonalds for $5.50 in 1996.
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Can the same person who Hurts you also Heal you...?
I think we look for people, esp lovers, that resemeble hurts from the past. Like a bf who ignores you just like your dad did. You seek this out to try and fix it, therefore healing your old wounds. Problem is that most of the time, this new person just hurts you like you used to hurt, and it just makes old wounds fester...
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Hi guys, did any girl/lady used you for her own wishes/money and then said bye to you.
I have a guy who is my love slave. He does all that I wish. He can never say bye, cause I got him locked in my basement.
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What is a floozy? Is it only reserved for females?
I had a bunny named Floozy.
He was a bunny who was loose in the house and litter trained. His best attribute was that if you put a balloon in front of him, he would fuck the hell out of it till it popped. Awesome bunny :)
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Are kids too wussified today? ive read lots of articles that say they are and i agree
See Mr. Bill's answer. Nuff said. :)
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My son/daughter was brought home intoxicated by the police,he/she is 15 yrs old. should the homeowner where it took place be at fault? and what can i do about it?
Wow.
Your kid disappoints you by making bad choices and getting drunk.
All you seem to care about is who you can go after about it.
How about going after your kid, who fucked up BAD?
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How much feed should you feed a minuature horse? He can get out in the yard and pick, but as you all ready know the grass isn't growing.I'm afraid of over feeding or under feeding.
I would just feed him some high quality grass hay. Start out with a half a flake in the morning. If he finishes it by night, he can have one more half flake. Don't give him more than that unless you see he is dropping weight. If he gets fat, drop him to just a half flake per day. Supplement with a mineral block.
Don't feed a rich hay, like alfalfa, and dont feed grain or pellets w/o...
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What should you think if you work hard and still fail?
Try and try again, until you do suceed.
When there is a will, there is a way.
Yup.
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Is there any men who wait till they get married to have sex
Hahahaha this question made me laugh.
++++ for the first laugh of the day...... :)
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What makes a girl a slut?
If she is a better pimp than the boys....
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If you could get rid of one of your bad habits what would it be?
Passing out on my bf before he can have sex with me.
I fu*king HATE when I do that!!!!
I always wake up the next day, open my eyes and I'm like 'DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!'
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Is it true that creative, intellectual people more often than not likely to have less friends and prefer spending time alone or with just one person?
Are you talking about NERDS????
If so, then yeah they only spend time with a few people...no one else will hang out with them!
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When you get in an argument with you gf and you try to fix it and she just ignores you....whats up with that?
She's just lost her temper.
Let her cool off and then do her reeeeal good. :)
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Whats the worst thing about attending weddings?
Having to attend a wedding.
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Would you rather have good health or wealth?
You don't have anything if you don't have your health...
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If a guy has a one night stand with a girl 3 days in one week and tells her he likes her and calls her alot, but still talks about his ex, what does he really mean?
He is using you.
You deserve better than that!
The only way to get out of this with some dignity is to end it with him right here and now. It will make you feel better about this situation in the future. At least you will be able to say that you kicked him to the curb when you figured out he was a pig.
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Where would find a tractor?
If you know where one is, I will come and steal it!
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Do the litter of kids that the octo-mom had really belong to all of us, since we are all paying her welfare?
Not unless you carried them for all those months and then birthed them. Your stomach also needs to be permanently stretched out in payment....
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How will the next 8 hours go in your life?
Holding horses for the farrier all day...lessons at night. Finish with a cold glass of vodka and a roll in the hay :)
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How Do I get rid of a drug abusing / Alchoholic abusive neighbor?
Rat poison.
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Im a compulsive flirter! like I will flirt with any sex( Im straight) I dnt even realize it, its like a reflex and I have a boyfriend so I dnt have any intensions its just the way I am... any1 else have that issue?
I'm like that too!
I don't know what to say...
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What is the best thing in life that everyone should have a chance to enjoy?
Taking a long ride on a hot horse....
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If i was your best friend, and i showed up at your doorstep crying, but refused to talk, what would you do?
Make you a strong drink.
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Have you ever been banged hard on the head? What rang in your head at that time?
A high pitched ringing noise, combined with something that could have been birds chirping....
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Where is the strangest place you have used the bathroom at?
At my work there is no bathroom, I just go in a horse stall, slide the door shut, and hope no one peeks in...
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Do you look at people's ring finger to see if they're married before flirting with them?
No, and I really need to start doing that....
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Do certain people's questions make you hate them immediately?
Some questions are just so stupid and pointless. It makes me think the people asking them are the same way..
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Can you marry with divorced man/woman?bible don't allow it
Bible can kiss my ass.
Where is that frickin thing? I need some kindling.
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My boyfriend likes to go out, but isn't interested in women hitting on him, so sometimes he wears his old wedding ring as a deterrent. Would it seem too forward to buy him a ring as a gift (no strings!!) to wear when he wants to do that?
Sounds like a great idea to me!
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Have you been on Jerry Springer yet?
Not yet, but i'm workin on it.....
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Is it okay to have a one-night stand? I didn't have one.... just curious. lol
It might not just be okay....it might be freakin AWESOME. or it could totally suck....5 min man and all that....
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What's your honest opinion of your boss?
She is beautiful, evil, and resembles Hitler.
She works hard, and plays harder.
She is grumpy and snippy and short tempered.
She enjoys her work.
I love being my own boss....~sigh~
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Do guys ever really mean it when they say 'we can still be friends' after a breakup?
No way. Just lettin you down easy....
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Did you ever muster up the courage to finally ask someone out and they shot you down mercilessly?
No, but I have been vicious with other people before...Meroroww!!! Grrrrr! Hissss!
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What magazine would you love to work for?
Practical Horseman.
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My son finds it hard to concentrate, can anyone give me some tips to help him?
Flick him on the nose whenever he starts to glaze over...
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It is the dead of winter here and don't get above the 32 degree mark too often. So if you saw a woman jogging down the street in shorts and tank top What would your thoughts be?
I would think that's one hardcore bitch and she was frickin awesome.
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I just found out I'm 2 weeks pregnant. Since I didn't know, in the past two weeks I have: smoked a few cigs, had 2 glasses of wine, and smoke pot twice. Have I hurt my baby? Do I need to stop taking Lexapro?
I didnt know for the first 2 months. I did a lot of bad shit in that time. When I found out I quit cold turkey.
Baby was fine....
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Women: Do you like your man scruffy and scraggly or all GQ and decked out?
I hate pretty boys who have softer hands than me.
Gimme the scraggly guy anyday! but dont make his face too scruffy or I won't kiss him!
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Are you beautiful~inside or out?
I am beautiful on the outside, but I must not be on the inside cause I can be really stinky sometimes...
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How do you feel about paying taxes?
Taxes?
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Do you ever feel terrible for stealing from a multi million dollar company, like wal-mart or microsoft, or even your local cable company. be honest.
No, never.
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My dog's fur is soooo soft, I could stroke her all day. What's something you love the feel of?
My bf's soft back and chest....
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What should I do? Im a good person who lost the plot, went bad without any realization and now my character is tainted - it seems too late for everything. I want to remember myself as someone I was before all this happened to me?
Become that person again.
People re-invent themselves all the time!
All you gotta do is become who you already were!
Good Luck :)
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How can I stop thinking I will get back with my ex, I miss him, I know I shouldn't, he left me and my 2 kids for another woman, and is living with her?
Maybe you could make a shrine of him in your broom closet and lock yourself in there at night.
Or you could get on with your life....
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What should I do? I was just married (5 month ago) with woman I were 6years. She's now terrible, and I think I do not love her; additionally I think I fall in love to my job friend... And what now?
You loved her for 6yrs and 5 months. Now you have a crush on someone, and suddenly....your wife is terrible. Has she really changed sooooo much in 5 months???
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Do you think your life story would make a good book? What would the main theme be?
I dont know what the main theme would be, but I could definatly write a book. I have lived so many different lives, had so many experiences.....
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What is the average life span of a house
I dont know but I love old houses!!!!
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Who's cooking do you admire the most? Your grandma, mother, or spouse?
My spouse!
He is the best cook EVER!!!!!
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What is the psychology behind someone wanting their partner to play sexual bondage games? I met someone who is a very nice man with a good heart and genuine personality, but he wants me to tie him up during sex. Should I "run"? Is bondage pathological?
If you dont want to tie him up, I will!!!!
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I am 46 years old and since I was a child i've had knobs or bumps just below my knee caps. They are always sore to the point where i can't neel or squat for more than a minute. Now when I go up or down stairs, it feels like my knee cap wants to pop off
Sounds like some sort of calcification has formed. Arthritis gets worse and worse without treatment.
The doctor will refer you to get those knobs removed, and then may inject your knees with Cortisone.
I would put yourself on a joint supplement also.
For now, until you get to the doctor, take an anti-inflammatory.
Good Luck!!!
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If someone told you that you were ugly, what would your best response be?
If I'm ugly, then you're fucking hideous...
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Who was the last person to pinch or grab your a$$?
It might have been me....
No, it was my bf.
I like to grab my boobs a lot thou, esp. the left one.
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What was your parents instrument of choice for disciplining you?
Guilt and manipulation.
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How many Guys & Gals would honestly consider dating a physically disabled person.
No, I would not. People with NO disabilities cant keep up with me...
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Under what circumstances would you marry someone who cheated on their spouse to be with you?
My, my....what a precarious position. Couldn't imagine....
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What's you're talent?
I am muti-talented.
I can drink, ride, fuck, and marathon sleep.
It's good to be me....
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If a woman is attacking a man with a baseball bat, is it ok for him to punch her in the face?
Yes!
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Can I sniff your hair for a second?
Sure baby!
Smells like hay, horseshit, and possibly smoke.
Kisses!
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Men: Do you think you have to be tough and suck everything up, even when all you want to do is cry your eyes out alone in your bedroom? Honesty would be nice. Be the tough guy and tell me please! ;)
Dont encourage guys to talk about their feeling....I just want them to shut the fuck up and be tough.
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Julia Roberts...Hot or Not?
She had twins, so not so hot anymore....
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If you heard that a guy you liked had a really bad temper, drank heavily, and flirted a lot with other woman would that stop you from wanting to date him?
I used to take that as a challenge. I know better now, and am thankful for the great guy I have.
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I have cheated my boy friend twice and i always lie to him because he dont like me roaming with other guys ........i love him truly when i lie he gets very hurted wat shold i do
Come completly clean to him and let him decide what he wants to do. If you guys stay together, you can NEVER cheat on him again. EVER.
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Have you ever worked in a kindergarten?
No, I would rather slit my wrists.
My mom is a 4th grade teacher, and sometimes I have been in her class when the ~shiver~ children were there. They are a very well behaved class, dont get me wrong, but them just being...them...was intolerable. The noise level, the constant complaints and needs, the questions, the crowdedness. I would flip out if I was a teacher, and just beat all of them into...
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My best guy friend called me "Princess" (I'm female). He says we're just friends (I don't ask) he flirts & compliments me a lot (said you're "perfect" & "beautiful") Is "Princess" a compliment or a negative slang comment (ie: spoiled/self absorbed girl)?
My boyfriend calls me Princess, and it is meant in a nice way. I like it. He also calls me Baby Doll.
He also calls his daughter Princess. (Hm!)
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Ladies isn't a thong on a man just so wrong?
Yeah. I'd have to agree with ya...
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Can you love me for what I am since I've given up on for who I am?
No one can love you if you don't love yourself first, so NO!
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My daughter (23) had someone over for dinner last night. (My house) This was their third date. I stayed upstairs, went to bed early, not to disturb them. This morning his shoes are by the front door. How would you react?
Did she know that you would not be okay with her having him stay over?
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Why did you join answerbag?
I was surfing the net and stumbled upon it. Been hooked ever since!
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Would you give up 1 million dollars to be with someone you could love forever?
Yes.
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What color is the wall that surrounds you right now?
Green. I have trees all in the room and I'm in a hot tub with my laptop hovering magically in front of me. I'm not wearing anything, and I have three man servants. One brings me drinks, one spritzes me with cold water, and one is my bodyguard.
Seriously!
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Does anyone have any ideas on how we get Mrs. Cleaver out of her shell?
I think we should liqour her up. First round on me!!!!!
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Do you think that this girl is pretty?
She has a nice smile, but I dont like how long her face is. You can also tell she's a bit big-boned. She has nice eyes, but overall might have the tendancy to become a heifer.
I'd give her a 5 right now, with the tendancy to become a 2.
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If your married how old were you when you got married?
I am 29 and I have never been married :)
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What do you think is the best way to get a girls attention?
Climb to the top of a flagpole, and when a girl you want to notice you walk by, piss on her.
Believe me, it works every time :)
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Have you ever not done business with a person or company because of their politics?
Walmart is what first comes to mind...
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Men: If you had the choice, would you want your lady to get a boob job?
I want a boob job!!!
Bigger is always better, right?
Me! Me! Me!
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If your SO (or best friend) were asked what they think your passion is....what would they say?
Horses! (that was easy)
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Who have more satisfaction from married life? man or women?
I heard a man lives longer when he is married, but a womans life is shortened.
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Are you an easy person to get along with or are you a pain to be around?
I have been told by numerous people that I am high maintainance. So I guess I am a pain :)
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I'm working on getting a divorce, and my husband has a lawsuit in progress with a trucking company that ran him over. Is there any way that I can get some of the money since I'm the only one that has supported our household for almost 8
Sooooo HE gets hit by a TRUCK, and you want to know how to take the money HE gets from it???
Tryin not to judge ya here, but Jesus!
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What's a word your child confuses or mispronounces? (Ex. My niece says garage instead of giraffe, nephew says fro-fries instead of french fries)
My son says 'Helidopter' for Helicopter. It's so cute. He also says 'Awanaone' instead of Another One.:)
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Describe your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend in three words.
funny
confident
smart
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What is the best way to show someone how much they mean to you without going too overboard?
In bed. Over and over again.
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Last night my brother found out my rabbit had her baby and the were ,alive and i woke up today and she ,eat the body and left there ,heads she never did this befor with the other 2 ,lots of ,babys Y?
Rabbits will eat their young when stressed, but if everything was the same as before, and she was a good mamma to her previous litters, my best guess is that this most recent litter had things wrong with them.
Animals do not nurture babies unless they are perfectly healthy. They probably had something wrong with them.
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Do you think most men would participate in gang rape if given the opportunity and that they knew they would be able to get away with it?
Not the average man.
But the world has people on both sides of the spectrum, and more guys than you think would do it. If you would've asked me your question when I was 18 and I would have said 'No WAY!'
But I know better now, as all knowledgable women should.
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What could be the worse consequences of taking sleeping pills and laxatives on the same night?
Ever seen Trainspotting?
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Do we need a speed limit on our freeways?
Oh shit, theres limits?
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Would you trust your best friend with you pin # for your atm?
I hate to say this, but no.
She is terrible with money. She is also really carefree. I can picture her at the bar, getting everyone a round, on me, with every intention to pay it back, but it just wouldnt be for various reasons. And I couldnt be mad at her cause I would know that she didnt mean it.
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I am still with my ex-boyfriend, but i all ready have a new boyfriend. What should i do?
You can't ride two horses with one ass, Sister. Choose the best one, then mount up and ride off!!!!
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how ready for summer are you?
10! 10! 10!
Except I need a tan before I will look good in my summer short shorts.....
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If you had to teach your child 1 life skill which would it be? How to clean, how to cook or how to balance a budget?
How to cook!
Someone needs to...
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WOMEN: Are you impressed by a man who keeps a clean house/apt?
No! No! No!
Every tidy man I have known is actually a clean freak, unable to let go or relax. They are rigid and inflexible. Controlling and anal. Addicted to wash rags and vacuums....
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I follow honorable custom. I give Vaseline to nice American woman on Vaseline's Day, Feb 14. But she no like. She no longer talk to me. What I do wrong?
Try to make it up to her by giving her Vagisil instead...
A little bit of Itchy Cookie Cream shows you care a whole lot :) :) :)
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Do the number of points make you smarter?
When I reached 'Professor' status I swear I got some brain cells back :)
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Would you let your friends read your Answerbag Q&A?
Absolutely!!! Some of the shit that goes on in here is hilarious!
If it's REALLY good I will call my friend and read it to him :)
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My wifes vile ex wants to buy flat next door to us, he makes her physically sick when she sees him, She says we would have to sell up and move if he does, Is their anything we can do to stop him
Beat the hell out of him or pay someone else to do it. Seriously.
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At what stage of your life did you have the most friends?
High School!
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Do you do anything to your hair before going to bed?
Sometimes my bf gets a little cum in it....
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I probably would never________?(fill blank)
Live in a subdivision. At least not for long. I would burn down all the neighbors houses to get me some acerage!!!
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My boyfriend insists that his 8 year old son sleeps in our bed. I'm not confortable with this. Are there any laws against unrelated adults sharing a bed with a child?
OMG!!!!
That is so inappropriate. And how uncomfortable for you! Is there nowhere sacred when in a relationship? Does he sleep between you two? So let me guess, this kid is spoiled, and ill mannered too. Cause if this is the parenting style your bf has, it cant be good.
Get out while you still can!!!!!!!
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Who is soft in heart ? Man or woman?
Men.
Women can be much colder and harder.
Men are just softies :)
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Ladies, what is a more romantic valentines day present diamond earings or cherry flavored anal lube?
~whining ~ I want boooooth!!!!
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Will my silky terrier defeat a coyote if attacked?
Nope.
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What's your occupation? if your student, what do you want to be? If you're retired, what was your occupation?
All I know is Ricardo Demarco is my Mexican slave...
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What would you name your monkey, if you owned one?
Spanky.
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I want to change my skin color. What is the best way to do this?
I have this fungus spray for horses, and if you get it on your skin, you'll stay purple for WEEKS.
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What do you think Women wish and hope for?
A guy who's good with his dick and his hammer.
And they're the same size...
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Every good woman needs a ____?
pick-up truck and a trailer.
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You know the economy is BAD when __________________.
You start cutting your dryer sheets in half.
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What do you say to someone who is scared of trying something new?
Don't be a PUSSY.
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Has the economy ruined your'e sex life?
Hell no!
The less you work, the more time you have for fucking!!!
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Did you hear about that woman whose pet monkey attacked her friend? My question is this, instead of shooting it why didn't they just spank the monkey?
Huh huh huh huh
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Do women really notice what kind of shoes a man's wearing?
I dont.
Unless they're cowboy boots. :)
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My boyfriend says I put on too much that it hurts when he enters my ass. I have had anal with my last boyfriend, and it was great. He was not as rough about it. Does anyone know a good adult website I can refer my boyfriend to that will prove it hurts?
Why refer him to a website when you can refer him to my fist?
The guy is an asshole if he doesnt think it can hurt. Why explain anything to him? Just dont let him enter you again until he does it the right way. It's not brain surgury. It's about being careful and respectful.
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I'm just curious, do men actually enjoy anal?
My take is that if women enjoy anal, men can too. Arn't all butt holes the same?
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What would you change about your partner if you could (yes, I know their perfect in your eyes) But really, if you could, what would you change?
I wish he would concentrate more on the details, cause the details really do matter.
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If your child keeps asking you the same question over and over and even though you already gave them your answer, do you ever change it just to get them to shut up?
I would tell them to'zip it' then if they ask one more time, they'll get it. (time out, spanking, etc)
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My bf is extremely over protective and clingy and hes always questioning me if im actually where i say i am and he tells me everyday multiple times a day that im his world and stuff. hes suffocating me how do i tell him i dont likeit?(hes really sensitive
This kind of a guy is a leech. But he wont be sucking the blood out of you, it'll be your life.
He will take away your friends and outside activities, and then he still wont lay off.
Cut the cord! Save yourself! Fuck his "sensitvity". He is really just CONTROLLING.
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My boyfriend's best friend is a woman, my total opposite.They had a secret sexual relationship (during his previous girlfriend) and got her pregnant but didn't keep it.Their continual closeness makes me uncomfortable.Should I be concerned?
If they had messed around a long time ago, and then remained friends, I wouldnt be very concerned.
But the facts are that their sexual relationship was not only directly before you, but that he cheated on his then-girlfriend with her.
Kick her ass.
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Ladies, how would you feel if your s/o told you a lady co-worker always MAKES him lunch?
Only if she is hot. If she is an older lady she is just being motherly :)
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Ok my dad wants to know this.
when girls go poo, they only take about 3-5 mins. there in and out. But when guys do, they take like 10-15 mins. Why does that happen?
Cause guys are wussies. They dont want it to feel uncomfortable at all, so they gingerly push and hope for it to fall out.
Good things guys aren't expected to give birth or have anal sex.
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What do I have to do to get you to sleep with me?
I would like some cotton candy. :)
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Do you think that some parents these days are 'over-parenting'?
YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!
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What is the name of the clever car in "Knight Rider"?
Kitt!!!!
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Marijuana; I'm 47, gf is 45; she gets buzzed 3-4x/day, claims it doesn't mess up her life; I can't smoke it;i get drug tested at work, it's messing things up, not fair to me because I'm not allowed to;compromise maybe possible; should I keep her?
Keep her, but replace her fatties with catnip.
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When you buy weed do you sit there and just smell it for a bit?
I think everyone does....
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What are your thoughts about The Dog Whisperer? Do you think he's effective?
As an animal trainer myself, I can see where he is effective and user-friendly. Love him!
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This girl is always hanging around my boyfriend and i have problem with it. what should i do?
I would take her off to the side and quietly threaten her with bodily harm...
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My bf just broke up w/me and now tells everyone else that we are just on a break and he wants to get back w/me, once he fixes his problems. Will he ask me out again or is he just playing me? He kissed me this weekend and says he probably shouldn't have...
He's messing with you. Dont tlet someone leave you hanging and confuse you so much.
No one is worth that. It will eat away at you. Protect yourself and walk away!
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I just started seeing a girl who is 18 but acts more mature than her age. I'm 45. Will our relationship work?
Dude, go out with someone even remotely close to your age. I would consider you a child molester. 18 is still a kid.
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My son is 9...his father is a criminal &has been in jail my sons whole life...I do not plan on ever allowing his father to have a part in our lives....but when do you think is a good age to let him know the truth.
Your son will resent you for this in the future. It is not your choice, it is your son's. He will locate his Dad in the future, and if you make it difficult for them now, they will team up on you later.
Every kid needs his Dad.
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My boyfriend is in iraq ,and he asked me to send him something and surprise him,What sort of things would you send him?
A video of you masturbating with cucumbers, carrots, and bananas. Send him the video and the food.
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Why do women reject men?
Not cute enough, bad or no job, obnoxoious personality, smelly, rude, bad sense of humor.....
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Girls: why is it that most girls/ladies feel the need to look trashy to get a man?
I dont think the goal is to look trashy. Maybe sexy, but not trashy.
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What causes men to get beer bellies?
A recliner and a 12 pack. Nightly.
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They're proposing a 1 drink per hour law in nearby New Hampshire. Practical for bars, or ridiculous?
What next?
They get to rape your first borne child, or eat your dog on New Years?
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Besides Peppermint, What is another kind of Schnapps?
Peachtree Schnapps!
Mmmmmmmm
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When you think vodka, do you automatically think Smirnoff?
No....Skyy.
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What three things does drink especially provoke?
Tequila: Violent outburts and anger.
Wine: Slutiness and a bad hangover.
Beer: A big gut.
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Any advice for a long distance flight with my two year old?
Dont do it. Total nightmare.
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
I tried to ride one once, turned out to be a bull...
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How do you feel about a single parent dating their child's teacher?
That would be hotttt.
Ever seen Billy Madison?
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Should everyone get laid on valentines day?
Drank waaaaaay too much, tried to incite a bar fight, called a pastor to try and meet us at the bar so we could get Married, told him to fuck his wife, left bar to go on a crazy bareback horse ride, beat the shit outta the horse, got back home and.....passed out.
So, no.
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Can anyone suggest a porn with a REAL plot (one worth watching for the storyline)?
Janine Loves Jenna
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Do you anyone whos ever commited suicide successfully?
Yes.
He overdosed on pills in a sleeping bag in a park. He was only 30, and we all hung out in high school. It was very shocking to have someone so young die at his own hands. He was always so popular and interesting in High School. I will never know what went wrong to make him not want to live anymore.
My best friend and I went to his funeral. It was closed casket. I wish I had seen him one...
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Have you ever been rape-kissed?
I rape-kiss my bf alllll the time. He squishes up his face and winces. He loves it.
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Is it ever OK for your boyfriend or girlfriend to sleep over a friend's house of the opposite sex?
I believe so. Especially if there are other people there and your s/o knew them for a long time.
If it is to avoid drunk driving that is for sure a reason.
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Why is it sometimes impossible to enter a comment to a post and have it post (nothing happens when I hit SUBMIT to post it) and other times it works fine & quickly? Server lag? Too many people posting at the same time?
Happens to me too.
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Does anyone else hate laundry day? What is worse? washing or putting away?
Putting away!
Folding clothes sucks.
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I help people with mental/physical disabilities do activities around town and I noticed that some people are disturbed when they see us. Is it unsettling for you to see someone with down syndrome? (Honesty appreciated)
It is disturbing, just like a cat with an extra leg, or a dog with a missing eye.
Just because we are humans does not mean we dont get taken aback by other that have something wrong with them. Animals will kill off or eat their young if they suspect abnormalities.
My horses beat the shit outta my white horse just because he is albino.
So a person's FIRST reaction is discomfort. But...
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Should you curse in front of your children?
Probably not, but I can't seem to help it.
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If you could get back any article of clothing you once wore, what would it be?
My chastity belt.
Where the hell did I put it?....
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You're given $5000 to spend tonight and only tonight, or else the money will go to waste. What do you do with it, where do you spend it? Explain.
I would go to a sales barn and pick me up a couple training horses. :) :) :)
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Does anyone know a good way to shred fabric?
With your teeth, baby!
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Did your parents teach you to wait for marriage to have sex?
No.
They might have been delusional, but at least they were realistic.
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Have you ever searched for a lost child?
I lose my child all the time.
I always end up finding him though.
Shit. Where the hell did he go?
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Female ABers - rank the following potential Valentine's Day gifts in the order of preference (first being the one you'd like the most): candy, flowers, jewelry, lingerie, balloons, card, stuffed animal, something else (specify).
I want a team of Minis so I can teach them how to pull a cart. Oh yeah, and flowers.
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A really beautiful (but insecure) friend of mine has a boyfriend who wants her to get liposuction and a boob job. I've tried to tell her he's a jerk, but she won't listen. What should I do? I don't want her to hurt herself!
You sound like a great friend. Just be there for her.
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If you had to marry your spouse or S/O today or never see them again would you?
I would.
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What is something a cowboy might lose in a poker game?
His horse.
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What is the best way to get rid of a cold?
Go outside and work.
The frsh air helps you breathe better.
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Guys does your S/O wear skirts and dresses often enough...?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and respond for my boyfriend with a resounding NO!!!!
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My man told me he wants to watch me have sex with other people. He gets so excited talking about me giving a bj to another guy. I love for him to be happy so I might do it but id rather watch him give a bj, what would you do?
Don't do anything you are not comfortable with. I personally would have him give the blowjob first, and then decide if I wanted to continue or not.
Oh, and I would take pictures.
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What would you do if someone flashed their dick at you
I'd look.
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HELP!! I got a Springer Mix last Oct He is now 8 mths old. He is a lovely dog in general but I have no control whatsoever & am struggling to get it. He won't listen to anything. I've tried whistles, clickers, treats, leash training & he does his own thing
Watch Ceasar Milan. The Dog Whisperer.
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Why are some people ugly?
Genetics and bad luck.
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Im pregnant and my fiance has a child with an ex. they're still going through custody battles so she can't find out im pregnant, and she makes my life horrible. My fiance keeps relating my pregnancy to hers and he doesn't understand it
Apparantly his past life is waaaay more important than you or your babys.
Is it too late to get an abortion?
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The other night my boyfriend and i were in the office and I brought two glasses that were dirty to our bar.Later on he asked where the glasses were and I said I brought them to the bar and he said I was stupid cause i should have said took.
both correct?
I don't really understand your question, but if he calls you stupid again, break 'both' glasses over his head.
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Some people look good in certain color hair styles,do you agree with this? and have you changed yours because of this?
I agree with this.
I think as a burnette, I look good in red.
I've also found I look good in yellow.
My b/f thinks I look good in white. Blotches.
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Girls, how do you judge a guy in love with you, I mean is he really love you or just for sex.
Usually if a guy is falling in love with you he will want to spend a ton of time with you. I'm talking every day.
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Name one change you have made to yourself since you were in high school?
I don't have blue hair anymore...
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Would you take them seriously if a 12 year old told you they were gay?
No, they probably heard it at school, like it was cool and different to be gay or something.
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What would happen if, tomorrow ,you wake and you're opposite sex?
I would jack-off.
Over and over again.
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Have you ever mentally prepared yourself for what life would be like without your partner/bf/gf?
Yes, when I plan on leaving I figure out EVERYTHING just so I feel prepared and capable of doing it.
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Do you feel as though everyone is somewhere else when no-one answers the AB questions?
Yes, and they usually are.
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My loan horse wont listen to me. He side steps and tries to run away with me and rushes. I kept my inside leg on and sat into my saddle while i rode 20 & 15m circles, he started to calm down and my time was up. Do i keep trying or am i riding him badly?
You are on the right track. Continue your circles and always keep that inside bend. Move on to spiraling in and out on your circles, using your legs to keep the bend. move onto figure eights and turns through your circle. Then try going large. If he acts up, put him back onto his circle exercises again. Think of your circle as his 'pony reset' button.
Get the help of a trainer if you...
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Pornography! Is it good or bad in your opinion?
It's good, baby. It's OH SO good...
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Have you made your mark on the world or has it left a mark on you?
I believe both.
I have taught many kids, who will grow up and remember me. I have saved and cared for many animals, big and small....
But the world has changed me as it has changed us all, and it is not for the better.
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A woman @ my work keeps pooping in the toilet & leaving skids in the bowl. I need to post a sign about flushing twice. Can you give me any suggestions?
Why do you care so much what is in the toilet? Just go in it and then get out of the bathroom. Jesus.
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My pregnant g/f (both of us in 20's) has been put on complete bed rest. She doesn't want to see me anymore, but said I've done nothing wrong. I've been reassuring, positive and supportive through everything. I work fulltime to support too. What to do?
Bed rest! That must suck SO much for her. She's young, pregnant, and not allowed to leave the bed.
Since you're the one who knocked her up maybe she is holding some animosity towards you.
Give her whatever she wants right now. Be grateful. This is your child and she is having to go through some bad shit right now because of it.
Good luck.
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Are fake fingernails worse than painting them?
I hate fake finger nails.
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What are struggling with today?
A hangover.
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Is the UK a sof touch with bad kids. There seem to be no military type schools or help until things have gone too far. Are you struggaling to cope with you or other peoples children being rude or violent? What help is avail How do you cope.
I think kids under 18 should wear shock collars.
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Do You Think Match.com Is Full Of Ignorants, Fakes And Liars?
I don't think so. I didn't even put my picture up, and within a week I had a date every night. It was fun!
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I am trying to make new friends but i am very picky when it comes to choosing them. what can i do to find some new people to hang out with? i want friendships that are gonna last not just superficial people.
Start a class or activity. Join a team. Go to the bar and drink, then start talkin....
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What made you end a close friendship?
We went into buisness together. She took advantage, took money that wasn't hers, was nasty, and crazy.
We were best friends since 8th grade.
I can't stand her now.
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What is something that you or S/O has done that has helped keep your marriage/relationship strong? How many years?
We both bend to eachother. He has allowed things he never thought he would (like a house that isn't spotless) and I have changed things (like I stopped smoking). In the end, we both feel like we matter enough to eachother to give and take. The give and take is so important, even on little things.
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Aside from a woman's right to work, do you think that children overall would be better ... and therefore society, if moms were to give up their rights for a few years while they have children at home? (assuming it's affordable)
Why does it have to be the Mom?
How bout the Dad?
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I've been dating a girl for three years now but I have NO intention of marrying her while she wants very much to marry me one day. I love her family and her but at what point do I say my life is going in another direction without it totally hurting her?
You are a jerk!
How can you let her keep wasting her life and emotions and energy on you?
Tell her! She deserves to know! If she doesn't believe you, or thinks you will change your mind, make her believe! If you care anything about her at all, you need to set her free. She deserves to be with someone who adores her, and you are preventing her from ever finding him. You are also holding...
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Women, I'm not doing this for Valentine's Day or anything sappy like that, but if you are each divorced and have been dating for over two years, does she expect a second engagement ring if you ask her to marry you. I don't mind buying one. Just seems unne
Get her a ring, Man.
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My husband (20yr) is in la la land with a 1yr affair - I want to phone the married w/2 kids mistress and tell her to never contact my husband again or I will call her husband and let him know whats going on...I think I can salvage our marriage...advice?
I think if you call her, you will make your husband see you as the enemy. Then he will never want to save the marriage.
Why do you want him anyway though?
Get rid of him.
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What do men love most about women?
That they're purdy.
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Is it just me, or does it seem like January didn't even happen? It's almost halfway through February already.....man time flies.
I froze my ass off all January giving horse lessons. Let's just say time DID NOT fly.
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Did your parents go to college?
My Dad didn't. He worked for GM all his life and got early retirement.
My Mom got her masters in early education and special education, and she is a 4th grade teacher.
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Have you ever climbed a tree just to climb a tree?
My friends and I used to climb trees, smoke weed in them, and then be too high to get down. (in both ways)
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In one sentence, what do you think of when presented with the word happiness?
Riding my thorougbred at Waterloo Hunt trails.
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Can you complete this? I still can't believe I once _____________
drank out of a horse water bucket that had a drowned squirrel in it...
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Ladies how do you like your men? I don't care for the suit and tie, perfect hair kinda man. I like a casual dress, not afraid to get dirty kinda man. So how about you?
I like my man to look cute in his office outfit and then come home and change into his farmer outfit, and get all dirty on the farm. Then I like him to change into his f*cking outfit, which is no outfit at all...
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Is an affair merely a series of undercover f**k sessions?
Hell yeah.
You have to have secret meeting places, private phone numbers, and sometimes aliases and cover stories.
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I am a 19 year old female. Last november I slept with one of my prof's from school so I would pass his class. Is that wrong, does that make me a slut.
I think it's more like you are an opportunist.
People will slam you on here for this manuever, but at least part of it is that they are jealous.
I say good for you if you knew it wouldn't bother you too much to fuck him, and you really needed to pass.
Good for you.
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What do you say to a person who's just said "I love you" for the first time, and your not so sure you love them back?
"That really means a lot to me, and when I know I feel the same way, I will tell you."
"I really care about you too"
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My children living w/ me don't get fair & loving treatment from their step-mother. Although she isn't physically or verbally ABUSIVE, it's as if she isn't capable of truely loving them as children need & deserve. Kids vary on stay/go. Whats best 4 them?
As someone falling into the same situation (having to bond with children that are not mine) I can tell you it is a haed situation and she is probably doing the best she can.
You and your children may feel as if she doesn't love them as a mother should. That may be true. But not every woman is capable of that, esp. if they were older when she came into their lives, or if they were very...
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If you could have sex with any ten people that you wanted or only have sex with the one person that you love which would you choose, and the one that you love can't be one of the ten people?
The one I love.
He is the best I ever had.
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I've waited over 20 years for the man that I love to be divorced and now he is but has a girlfriend he doesn't want to hurt but says there are problems. Should I move on or keep waiting?
Move on!!!!
If he was in love with you, the way you are with him, he would've run into your arms the minute he was divorced, not gotten a girlfriend.
You are just a back-burner to him.
Kick him in the balls the next time you see him with his GF.
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Name somthing you still have from your childhood?
My teddy bear, Paddington. All his stuffing fell out but I still looooove him!
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My cat has just started pooing in the lounge but has always used the litter box to pee but has always pooed next to the box. How can I get him to poo in the correct place again?
If you think he is just pooing outside the box, you are SO wrong.
Cat piss is the worst smell in the world and never goes away.
Once a cat starts going outside the box, I put them down. There is no fixing him.
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Would you tell on your neighbor for having chickens in the city limits? Keep in mind there is no rooster. Just hens for eggs.
No way! And anyone who gets pissed about someone having a harmless pet is a jerk.
I don't know why they have rules like that anyway. It's a free country, I thought.
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Would you allow me to follow my dreams on your money?
Only if your dreams made me even more money...
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Do you have any family members who are in interracial relationships? If so, which combinations are they?
My pale, blonde, little cousin Becca, married a tall, very darkly skinned black guy.
I'm sorry, but they look weird together.
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Which word is mostly used in common life?
I say 'God dammit' a lot...
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Why do you think so many celebrities choose to help people in other countries when there are so many poor and needy children right here in the U.S.? I thought charity began at home!
They like to travel as well as get off on helping people in need.
It also makes them seem cooler.
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Anybody else think it's time for another Jay and Silent Bob film?
I do!
I do!
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Have you ever donated to PETA?
GOD, NO!
I am SO sick of these IDIOTS coming to horse shows and complaining about saddles and bits and normal training placed on a horse.
My horse went to nip me so I smacked him. This stupid bitch comes up and start in on cruelty to animals.
I'm sorry, but horses are 1500 pounds and they can kill you if they don't have boundaries and limits. Does she really think a smack from a...
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I am in a public bathroom and 2 little girls (obviously unsupervised) are running around, screaming, and trashing the place in general. They are around 10 or 11, basically old enough to know better. What should I do?
Just start screaming and beating them.
They'll stop.
Probably leave the bathroom too...
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What do I need to do to get a guy to think I am worth his time? I am a bbw and I have a great personality, upbeat, try to get along with everyone but none of this seems to help. Any thoughts would be great. Thanks!!!
Flash him your titties. But only if they are nice.
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When you fill out surveys and opinion polls, do you always tell the truth?
Of course.
I am 5'10, blonde, and an accountant.
In my spare time I dress like a man and have sex with transexual prositiutes.
I never have had sex and I don't masturbate.
and I always brush my teeth two times a day.
Why?
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Is it condescending to rest the arm on a woman's shoulder or wrap it around her waist?
I don't think so.
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If you lost something up your rear what we be the first thing you'd use to get it out?
Maybe a shop-vac?
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Why do I seem to attract Assholes? They all say they are so different from the other guys. And at first they do seem that way. Then a few months down the road, before they PCS, they say its not you, its me. I need advice, should I just give up?
You not only attract assholes, you choose them in a way. Go for someone you would not have considered at first, someone not quite your type.
I read a book on how our childhood and disorders will draw us to people who are bad for us. Try and work on yourself and you may find yourself with a different kind of guy.
Good luck!
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How much do you pay for pasture boarding your horse and what part of the country are you in?
$250. Michigan. Ann Arbor Area.
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What are you thinking of right now?
A boy I know his middle name is Dean.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
Anything involving his c*ck in my cookie.
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Tell me a little bit about yourself and come on be honest.
I like to bite off more than I can chew.
My interests are more like obsessions.
I am terrible at keeping secrets.
I live in a small world.
I have a very bad memory.
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If a married couple never wanted kids, would it be best for men or women to have sterilization?
The guy. He has no need for his balls anymore anyway. He's married.
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Why is Barbie still virgin?
MY Barbies were never virgins.
Neither was Skipper.
In fact, they had three-somes together on numerous occasions, but you can blame it on thier drinking habits. Total lushes 4 sure...
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Where will your final resting place be?
Hopefully sprinkled out in the pasture with my horses.
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Do you take a bath or shower everyday?
never.
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What causes more problems in relationships: money problems or cheating?
Money. In Michigan things are really tight for a lot of people.
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What's the last thing someone said to you at the end of the relationship--their very last words? <3
"If that's how you want it."
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DOES ANYONE SHARE MY FETISH OF DRINKING PEE
Ricardo Demarco does.
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I'm slowly getting addicted to porn because my wife is a prude in bed we've been together for 10 years and I'm still very much attracted to her but she does not want to try new things. Porn prevents infidelity what should i do!
You poor guy.
People always rip on men who cheat on their wives, but reading a question like yours makes me think about the wife's role and responsibility in all this.
If have tried sitting down and talking to her, trying new things in bed, etc and she still is a terrible prude then you have avery right to get your sexual gradification somewhere else. Way I see it, it's a basic...
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What would you think if your partner joined a dating agency and listed as single when youd been with him for 2 years?
1. Get some brass knuckles.
2. Wait till he gets home.
3. Say 'Honey, I have to tell you something. Come reeeeal close.'
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I call my boyfriend at least three times a day - in the morning, going to work and coming home - but he only calls me sometimes. Is there any reason why he only calls once in a while?
Are you serious?
Stop calling him so much!
You are driving him insane, i'm sure.
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Ok..this may be a odd question. I have been in a relationship for two months now. My bf and I are not fully compatible in the bedroom, he likes to pull my hair and deep throat me during oral, I barely get oral in return, not sure what to do?
The next time he goes to deep throat you bite him. HArd.
Then when he is bent over in agony, cram his face in your cookie.
It's called training m'dear.
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What are four words you would never want to hear after sex?
You smell really bad.
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I am learning how to ride western after a more than of a decade of riding jumpers. I am having a horrible time getting used to the long leg. Any suggestions?
As a jumper rider, didn't you do a lot of no stirrup work? Riding western is kind of like that because you can't perch in your stirrups.
Also think of sitting back and opening your pelvis. Like when you are asking for a lot of collection while extending a trot.
This back and deep, long and straight sort of riding should really be more familiar to you when you see you've been...
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Would you rather have a big nose or small ears?
Small ears.
A big nose makes a girl look like a witch.
Just take a look at my bf's ex.
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Well we broke up ayear ago am still so crazy bout him n i want him back we talk online sometimes some dirty talkin he keep tellin he not thinkin bout relatinships at the time n i asked out but he refused i even tried goin out in dates but it didn't work
He talks dirty with you just so he can get off.
Stop contact with this guy. For your own sanity and self respect.
You really do deserve better than this.
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If you could reinvent yourself tomorrow would you?
No.
I believe I am exactly who I should be, and I am doing what I was meant to do.
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Ever Danced with Death...?
Everytime I get on a horse I do not know...
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Someone told me that if your a guy and you have a deep voice, its good--is it?
I heard that a deep voice in a guy means he has a lot of testosterone. That means he's a manly man!
If your into that then it is good!
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My ex-girlfriend criticized me and accused me of smothering her when I was affectionate or wanted to see her more than a few days a week. Can this be considered abusive?
This is called a relationship. With a girl. Or I should say, the end of one.
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Are You A Wanderer - the Type that just cant be pinned down..?
I am not a wanderer like going differnt places all the time, but I am not very stable to keep in the same place for too long if you know what I mean...
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Is 2 1/2 too young to start REALLY riding a filly??? she had 3 months started under the saddle and now i am just riding her about 2-3 hours a day, mosty trails. she is about 800-900 lbs and i am 5'8" 145lbs and ride with a barrel saddle.
No, she's not to young to be started under saddle. She IS too young for you, as a heavier rider, to trail ride her 2-3 hours a day. UNACCEPTABLE.
She should be lightly ridden a couple times a week, with a smaller rider. The other days should be groundwork like long-lining, bathing, tying, trailering, clipping, leading, etc.
Her joints have not fused yet at this age, and you are going to...
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17yr connamara mare with arthritis in her hocks confirmed by vet and recieved cortisone injections,will these bones eventually fuse so she can be used for pony club activities?or will she just be a light hack?
She is too old for her hocks to fuse.
I have found that cortisone injections don't do anything unless paired up with hydralonic acid.
If you want to use her for pony club, get a better vet. You sound mis-informed and they are doing the wrong treatments.
I have had great sucess with Adequan IM injections, followed by Cosequin.
Arthritis is only career ending when not taken care of...
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How Much is My horse worth? (the rest of the info will come in 2seconds) REALISTICLY! THIS IS NOT AN ADD!
Hmmmm
A lame TB that didn't race due to a hock injury.
Bloodlines mean nothing unless you wanted to breed him, which you can't because I assume he is gelded. Most TB's have great bloodlines anyway.
He IS lame by the way. You can sugar coat it any way you want. He gets nappy and isn't forward moving because he is in pain. At 3yrs old it is a lie to say he is bombproof.
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If you could turn back time, where (when) would you go to? Why? Would you stay?
I would go back in time for sure.
The future only holds more people and less land.
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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. I want to win the lottery.
2. I want to be taller and stronger.
3. I want to have a personal assistant where ever I go.
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If you had only had three months to live what would you do?
I would find homes for all my animals and travel around the world.
I would want to see the ocean. Ride through the english countryside.
See scottish castles and drink at an Irish pub.
Guess I'd go to Europe.
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What's Alternative about your Lifestyle...?
1. I work minimally and make a lot of money.
2. I work when everyone else is off work, and am off work when everyone else is working.
3. I never went to college, yet am a professional.
4. I spend a lot of time working outside, even for hours and hours in the winter.
5. In my life my violence is very helpful.
6. I can do what I want, whenever I want.
7. The list goes on and on....
I...
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Should we make porn illegal in united states? its a sin
Then send me to hell....
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Has alcohol played any part of destruction within your life? ... How?
1. Lost my virginity while drunk.
2. Sang terrible karaoke while drunk.
3. Beat up my best friend while drunk.
4. Got burnt in a hot tub while drunk.
5. Busted mt bf ear drum while drunk.
The list goes on....
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What is a best way to propose a girl where she doesn't know about you?
Tie her in your basement and starve her for three days. Then tell her you will be going out of town for 14 days and she is to stay there until you return. Then just mention that she could come with you if you guys were married...
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Spit or swallow?
I like it to go on his tummy. Makes him warmer. Yep, just thinking of him...
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My girlfriend is having trouble letting go of a previous, very emotionally abusive relationship. Her self esteem is shot, and this guy continues to text/call her and make it worse. What advice can i give her and how can i help?
Have any strong guy friends?
Have them deal with this asshole. They'll know what to do.
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I told my wife 'love means never having to say you're sorry' after breaking her precious vase...then went out with the boys...now she's not speaking to me...what's her problem?
Hey, I just spoke to your wife and she has a message for you....
'Love means never having to have sex with you again..'
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I'm 16 and haven't found a job yet, and my boyfriend always pays for stuff (going out to eat, movies, etc.), and I feel really bad, though he always says he doesn't mind. If you were going out with someone like me, would you get mad/tired of this?
Let him pay. If he has a problem with it he will let u know.
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I am living with my ex boyfriend for lease reasons. He still wants to be with me but I don't. Is it a bad idea to still live with him?
YES, A VERY BAD IDEA.
Get out any way you can. Being there will be like rubbing salt in an old wound over and over again.
Good luck.
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Overnight my guinea pig went from being active and playful to like being half dead. She doesn't move or want to eat or drink. She seems like she can' t hold herself up. She lays on her side, I've never saw that before. can anybody te
Say good bye to her.
She is dying.
Sorry.
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If you could ensure that your children never have one experience that you have had, what would it be?
Growing up without a father.
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Name a movie with the word Kill in the title?
Natural Born KILLers. (I loooove that movie)
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What do you like most about the area in which you live?
I have lived here my whole life. I know every street and they all have memories. I know the spots no one else knows and I love it here and will grow old and die either here, or just down the road...
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How would you feel if you lost the best thing in the world?
That the best things never last anyway.
I don't think this life is about perfection or constant happiness. It's impossible. So I enjoy the good times, but know that all things must come to an end or at least change.
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Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
I don't like to shower. I Loooove to soak in a hot bath.
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Do you or do you not smoke marijuana, and why?
I used to, heavily.
Then I started not to enjoy it. I would just get sleepy or paranoid.
So I haven't done it in a long time.
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Is it weird to have a first date planned with someone four weeks in advance?
Yes.
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What's your worst break up story? How did you did him/her down? What happened...
Let's just say his brother called screaMING....'He's lying in the road!!! He's lying in the road!!!!!'
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What is the biggest mistake your parents made with you?
They let me have everything I wanted
they left me alone w the wrong people
they put me in the middle of their divorce
they told me zi was bad at math and science
they taught me how to lie and steal
they never believed in me
Hugs and kisses Ma and Pa!!!!!
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Do you believe in this saying "God puts you through obstacles for a reason"?
God puts me through things so he can jack off and watch.
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Never date a man who....?
Dislikes horses.
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Is it true love when everyone else says that you're a great couple, yet you yourself have doubts half the time?
I like it better when everyone hates him. But that's just me.
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What is your number?
#1. I am ALWAYS number one, and I always will be!
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Whats the worst thing your best friend could do to you, and still be forgiven?
Lets see....
steal my man
dye my hair orange
drink my last fifth
run over my dog
I dont care. My bff is my BFF always NO MATTER what!!!!
(luv you Lauren!!!!)
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After a hysterectomy, does a women get her period?
Are you serious?
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Can rabbits drink water from a bowl instead of a hangy... sucker... thing?
Of course.
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Do you have a good singing voice?
Karaoke bar says 'um, at least she's pretty....'
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What makes us who we are, other than our personality and or character?
I'd have to say how we were raised, and what nationality we are.
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If you had a wonderful, loving marriage with a husband who was 17 years your senior, after he died, would you look for an older man purposely?
No. I couldn't take another geezer dyin on me first. I would get a boytoy and be sure to die on him. Literally.
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If you are giving a co-worker rides home from work and he asks to stop at a liquor store and then cracks open the bottle while you are driving and drinks it, what should you say?
Can I have some?
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Who would you say is the most beautiful person you have ever seen?
Me.
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What is the craziest thing you have ever done in a truth or dare game?
This last New Years, we hung out with army guys. A drinking game turned into a truth or dare game. I dared one of them to try and do the splits and I get to slap him in the face. He let me. Things went downhill from there and ended with us burning the guys with a lighter on the hand and their flesh was burning and turning black they still wouldn't pull away.
Army guys are tough! (and fun)
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Among the 3 basic human needs: to be happy, to know the truth and to be loved, which is first for you?
To be HAPPY!
Love and truth is worthless to me if it doesn't make me happy.
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If you could brag on one part of your body, what would that be?
My ass.
No, my face.
No, my legs.
No, my
Fuck it.
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Have you lost all respect for Bret Michaels since watching Rock of Love?
You gotta admit he's kinda smart. He used to be a big rock star and fuck a bunch of hot girls. Then he got old and his music started to suck. So what's he do? He found a new way (his show) to fuck a bunch of girls, and promote his shitty music. He's old, wears hair extensions and make-up, and is doing great...
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "whistle?"
Some a$$hole whistles as I walk by.
I hate that.
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I'vebeen dating myb/f for only 4 mnths and he is way to clingy and way to in love with me,thats the only way ican seemto put it.He doesnt like me not being with him ALL THE TIME he saysbecause "you might go find something better."hows this going to end up
Look around you. The walls are closing in, girl. For real. Get out before it's too late...
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Have you met your soulmate? How?
I have. During Horseback Riding Lessons.
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What is the average amount of time between dates?
About a week.
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I am being subject to a personal point attack! Someone is DR all of my questions and answers simply because I spoke to them with the same attitude in which they spoke to me and they didn't like it. What can I do about this?
Have some points.(+4) I get yer back!
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What do you tend to think of girls who dont dress weather-appropriate? Such as a a girl who wears a tank top in the dead of winter?
They are dumbasses.
Obviously they care more about what other people think then staying warm.
That's pathetic.
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Is organic meat really better than the non-organic kind? Is it worth $2.00 more a pound?
We buy half a cow from a farm I train at every winter. The meat just tastes better.
It really does.
The cows are out on grass pastures, no hormones, no grain, no pesticides.
It is weird looking out at them grazing during the summer and knowing that you will be eating half of one of them shortly...
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Do you realize that Christianity is a form of slavery?
Did you ever see the Trent Reznor NIN video for Happiness in Slavery? Your question just made me think of that video...
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My fiance is in prison. He wants me to get his refund and deposit it into my account. He wrote a letter granting me permission to do this and got it notarized. Could this cause any legal problems for me in the future?
The only problem I foresee in the future is that you are going to marry someone who was in prison.
Get some higher standards, sweetie.
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Whenever you scroll through your profile and look through some of your older answers and comments, do you ever just want to slap yourself silly for writing them? Or at least for writing them in the way that you did?
Only if my spelling was terrible.
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Why some people decide to live together instead of getting married?
Because if living together ends up sucking, at least they never got married...
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How have you come to be wary of strangers when it is your friends who have hurt you?
Great question!
Strangers are strange, but my friends are stranger!
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Have you ever had anything confiscated and if yes what was it?
My vice principal in high school confiscated my backpack. He had me empty it in front of him and inside was abox full of enough drugs to get me put away. I threw all my pads and tampons on top of it. He never touched the box, I got my backpack back, and now it's just a good story...
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What do you think of a parent who loves themself more than they love their children? Do you think it wrong?Parents,do you love yourself more than you love your children?
I will always love myself the most. How can you love anyone else if you dont love yourself first?
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Ok, my boyfriend cut himself last night just because i hung up on him because he called to late and i was kind of pissed of and in a bad mood that he didn't call me earlier.. he was drunk thow too.. What should i do about this?
Remember: everyone is responsible for their own happiness. He is manipulating you, and hurting himself is a mental problem.
Get away from him. He is a leach.
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In general, who are bigger liars? men or women?
Men are. They lie more about what they make, if they are faithful, if they are a decent human being or just pretending to be....
but when women lie, they are better at it.
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Can you describe your weaknesses in one word?
horses
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What are the characteristics of an immature man? when angry or otherwise?
Poor social skill, jealously, failure to complete tasks, inconsistant moods and expectations, etc.
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I think we would all agree that no matter how bad things are for us, there are always others out there who are much worse off. Nevertheless, how often and how long do you allow yourself to wallow in "woe is me/why me"?
Not very often. I might let myself a couple steps down that road, but then I shake off, tell myself thats enough of that, and to buck up.
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What would you do if you caught you bf or gf sending naked pictures of themselves to someone else?
What do you do if your s/o keep re-hashing the same fights over and over again?
I guess all he wants to do is be miserable.
Get over the pics thing. If she is with you, then thats what really matters.
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One of my best friends is cheating on her boyfriend and i hate cheaters. i want to tell her boyfriend but i dont know him all that well. what should i do?
Talk to your friend first. She deserves the right to know your dislike of the situation, and should have the chance to tell him herself first.
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My boyfriend wants me to meet his ex wife, even though I've told him I don't want to. She keeps calling and I feel like she is ruining our relationship. What should I do?
Meet her, and be sweet as pie. Kill em both with kindness. It may seem like you are playing into their game, but an opportunity will arise where you can take charge of this situation.
Good luck.
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My favorite shows are malcolm in the middle, seinfield, and king of queens. which do you think is funniest/best?
My favorite shows are Rock of Love, Chance of Love, and A double shot of love.
I SO have better taste than you.
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How you ever gotten drunk, got naked, ran thru the woods, and howled at the moon?
My friend did that but instead of the woods, it was a subdivision. She's hot thou, so no one complained. Probably gave out an autograph or two...
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What scares you the most about getting married?
That my life would change for the worst.
Married people never seem happy, unless they are the leave it to beaver types.
I am not that type, so I guess that I am worried that I would have to either give up who I am and be miserable, or be the same person and have it not work out...
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We have talked about marriage and are ready to get engaged. We don't have a lot of money at the moment, but I saw the perfect ring at perfect price. Can I buy it and leave it with him for when he proposes?
No. Don't do it. That is too pushy and ruins the proposal. The ring I'm sure is nice, but it is only one ring, and there are many rings in the sea...or something like that...
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My girlfriend gave a back massage to another guy, but they're only friends. Was this cheating?
Um, no. Have you ever gotten a massage? Been to a massuse? Has your mom ever rubbed your back?
Get over it.
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Who has it easier guys or girls and why?
Guys have it easier! They get paid more for the same job, can beat people up who mess with them, don't have periods or have to give birth, arn't valued or devalued by thier bodies, arn't beaten, raped, and terrorized by their opposite sex nearly as much, arn't left with children when their other half decides he doesn't feel like taking care of kids, the list goes on and...
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What do women want in a relationship?
sex.
Help with the farm.
alcohol.
snuggles.
my buddy my buddy my buddy my buddy.
MY BUDDY AND ME!!!!!
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What do you like to fight about?
How to train horses
how to train children
how much liqour is actually left in the bottle
where I was
people who are stupid
womanizers
the weather
colors
state capitals
my hair
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What makes you laugh out loud?
I hate to say this, but I laugh my ass of uncontrollably when someone takes a nasty spill. Or if they get hit in the nuts.
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Can I reuse candle wax to make a new candle? How?
I've got a couple idea for what you can do with candle wax.....huh huh hu hu
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Who is your favorite ABer to flirt with?
Ricardo Demarco!
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I cheated on my wife and regret it, but the "fling" phoned her and told her everything. What can I do to keep my wife as she shouts divorce now?
You are such an asshole!!!!!
Your "fling" did something heroic for all the gils out there who stupidly get themselves involved with married users like you.
Did you tell her you and your wife weren't getting along? Perhaps that she hadn't put out in a long time, or that you were on the verge of separating? Did your fling know that you had no intention of being with her in...
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Would u think differently about someone u were dating or just getting to know and found out they had a history (been around the block to say nicely) they were with alot of ppl sexually would this make u think twice about being in a relationship with them?
As a girl, if I knew that about a guy I had recently started dating, I would definatly question his intentions towards me...
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My girlfriend says she wants to experience the single life and we took a break. There were things that I did that pushed her away too but I have sincerely changed what I used to bee. She's in denial of having feelings for me, what should
You kinda sound like a stalker. "She's in denial of having feelings for me".
Yucky!
Don't embarrass yourself. Leave her alone. If she loves you she will make the first move. She knows how you feel, I'm sure.
Lead your life right now as if she doesn't exist. Maybe you'll move on in the process. Sounds like u need to.
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Have you ever dated someone that is exactly like you?
Yes. I am currently dating my male twin. He even dries himself off after a bath in the EXACT same order I do. Face, tender vittles, legs, get out, then do back. :)
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Is it mean to refer to disabled people as "cripples"?
It's not politically correct, but unless it is said in a deragatory way I don't think it is mean. If someone is crippled, in the end, thats what they are.
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What is higher: the cost of living or the cost of dying?
Thats easy. The cost of living. When you cant afford to live anymore, you die. Anyone can die, for free!
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What is satisfying and comforting to you?
vodka
sex
massage
sex
pornography
hot apple pie
sex
a warm fire
tying someone up
sex
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How do you train someone to beg?
Depends on the boy. All boys must beg you at some time thou, or you simply are not doing your job.
Any girl that begs: I will slap her to her senses.
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When someone blows you a kiss, do you blow one back to them?
No, I usually flick them off.
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What would you do if your house became a gingerbread house?
I would spray it in preservative and not let anyone eat it.
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Don't make me __________! (fill in the blank)
"Beat you like a red-headed step-child!"
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How do you get a group to work , when all they do is sit there waiting for you to do it for them?
I have a variety of whips and crops you may borrow. They all inspire one to move forward. To work.
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Is there any site by sending photos there , one could able to know he/she looks or get some ratings..?
www.hotornot.com
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Describe your relationship in one word
HOT
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Is it right for my s/o to get mad at me if I don't send him nudes by text? he constantly asks me, but sometimes I'm busy or I don't want to.
DON'T do that cause he can put you on the internet!!!!
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Would continue your current relationship or any future relationship after finding out your partner is against Abortion?
No, because if I got pregnant by accident I would be getting one. He would try and force me to stay pregnant, like it wasn't my choice what happened to my body, and we would break up in a very bad way.
I don't want any more children. I almost died giving birth, and he needs to be ok with that.
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Help me name my new puppy. Its a male bull mastiff.
Ferguson
Hank The Tank
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I am a guy. my girlfriend and i dont fight much but when we do i make it go on forever. why am i adicted to drama?
Mybe your parents fought like that and you think it is how to be in a relationship?
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Is it true that all muslim girls have circumcised pussies?
I don't think so.
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What do guys like during a bj? what can a girl do to give him extra pleasure?
My man likes it when I put tabasco sauce in my mouth and then go down on him. :) Try it.
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Why is it that I dont like myself very much most of the time?
You must not know how to masturbate correctly...
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What do you feel about men with real beards, those untouched by razors or shavers?
I find it unattractive.
I think it makes a man look older than he is, and also dirty and unkept. Kinda like a homeless man.
Plus it sucks kissing a guy with scruff. It hurts!
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Do you try hard to avoid confrontation on this site? Personally, I do...no one has all the answers and maybe tolerance would be a good word, would it not?
I quake at the sight of any confrontation. My panties are perpetually wet with urine from my nerves.
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I know why i agreed but should i go with it if i truly care for him. and i love my firend like a sister but should i go with it
Your bf want to have a threesome w you and your friend? Hm.....
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If you were going to get married would you rather it just be you and your s/o or in front of family and friends?
I would want it to be with just me and my bf. I have gone to weddings before. It looks expensive, invasive, uncomfortable, and cheesy.
Why should I have to perform or be on display? Isn't a marriage between two people? Why involve all these other people?
I would have a big party with my friends to celebrate afterwards thou.
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Are men who has had abusive..cheating...deadbeat fathers..more likely to be like their father?
Yes, I believe so...
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How big is your life?
It's huge! I have been so many people in my short time here, and lived so many lives. I have been at both end of things, and met all different types of people.
The greatest thing is, I'm not even close to slowing down. :)
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What are one of the main reasons you mostly argue to your boyfriend about?
Me going out with my friends.
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In one sentence, what is the main reason you are an athiest?
I catch on fire in church.
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Do you know that you are worth loving?
ABSOLUTELY!!!!
I am totally in love w myself. If no one else loved me, I would have plenty of my own love to go around anyway.
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I have a friend who moves in with every guy she dates within a few days and now she just got engaged after living with the latest guy after 2 weeks. She is very insecure and just simply does not want to be alone. ( she is 35 ) how can I help her?
You can't. Just be there when she falls.
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I need to get rid of my sisters boyfriend I hate him completely. my sister and I live together and he has taken it upon himself to move in as well (very much uninvited) it has torn my sister and I apart. Would like to explain more... he needs to go!!
Set him up.
There are so many ways to do it I wont go into it, but basically make it appear that he came onto you, and harrassed you. Let her walk in on it, or "catch" him doing it. Then claim you cant have him live there anymore for your own wellbeing and safety.
I know this is shady, but you asked!
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What is the best smelling flower, in your opinion?
Lilacs!
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Are you usually late or early when you have to meet friends?
I am right on time. It is so disrespectful to be late.
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What would make you scream when you walk through the door
A bunch of snakes. I hate to admit it because it sounds so girly, but snakes scare me.
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If you could be anyone for one day who would it be?
I would want to be a top-level grand-prix rider, competing in an event at Spruce Meadows, on a horse that jumped huge. I would want to make it to the jump-off. OH yeah.....
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I don't know to break up with my husband, its that i feel he doesn't appreciate me or what i do. its so we live and work together and work both from home. we are 10 years together and thinking about children. but before that i want to know what to do.
Kids drive a couple apart, not together. Please believe me. Kids will test and strain the most steady of relationships. Don't have kids w this guy! If you think you are not appreciated now, I cant begin to describe the ways you will not be appreciated when you have your child, and then are faced with taking care of it.
Go on a vacation with him or something.
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If you and your s/o could only do one thing what would it be?
BOW CHICA BOW WOW....
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If money was not a problem, what would your "Perfect Valentine's Day " be like?
I would want to take a horseback riding vacation in Europe and buy my favorite horse I ride there and get some ponies too. Oh, and while we're galloping my bf can say 'Happy Valentines Day' if he wants.
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Are the girls on TV and magazines really the ones guys want?? or do they like the real girl in the real world?? Should I look up to those girls on TV?
Am I going to be the only one who is honest here?
Girls on TV and on the cover of magazines are (or are made to appear) attractive, confident, and sucessful. That is exactly what most men want. In that order.
As far as looking up to them, nah.
I have found the best way to be attractive is to love yourself first. I personally am totally in love with myself and somehow everyone else follows...
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Have you ever had an awkward ex moment?
Like when your gf sneaks in your bedroom in the middle of a dark, storrrrrmy night, and starts gettin busy with you, and when you enter her you realize, oh shit, this isn't my current gf, this is my EX GF!!!!!
(but you still keep f#ucking her)
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If you know you are the antichrist, would you kill yourself or continue with your destiny?
If I was the antichrist that would be sooooo cool.
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What are your long-range goals and objectives?
Damn.
I thought about how to answer your question and hurt my brain.
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Hwo would you change if you were rich?
I would become a bigger bitch.
Just beeing honest...
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In high-school, why does almost every girl want to be taken forgranted by a tall guy with a six pack, rather than have an average guy love her with all his heart?
Girls that age have not yet learned their lesson about attractive men who are a$$holes to them.
Some of us never learn...
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How much porn is to much?
It's on my top three things I would enjoy doing non-stop for the rest of my life.
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Would you rather live another hundred more years, but lose all your friends, family, and loved ones, or die at dusk today with all of them there around you?
Die at dusk.
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How many girls out there are attracted by a guys voice (a girl told me that my voice is hot)?
I lOVE deep, stong voices.
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What level are you and how many point do u have to get to the next level? Maybe i can help u get there!
I just got to Professor status! Level 30. I gained more brain cells when I crossed over.
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Do you have a sixth sense about what's going on around you?
Not really. It took me 2 hours when visiting a friend to notice that she had dyed her hair from blonde to burnette.
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On halloween 2 years ago I dressed up as a biker. More women hit on me that day than my entire life. Has that ever happened to you? (Male or female.)
No, but your costume sounds hot. Did you have a motorcycle to go with it?
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When you were a little kid, where did you get most of your ideas for choosing you Halloween costumes?
From the dark corners of my mittn.
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What is that extra skin near vagina due to intercourse it comes out or it is kind extra skin without sex it comes out?
Um, let's pass this question to Ricardo Dimarco...
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If you had an addition to your family in the form of triplet girls, would you call them Surely, Goodness and Mercy? If not, what would you call them.
Mixie, Trixie, and Pixie.
They could all grow up and be on the Playboy channel.
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My husband and I have a great relationship but it is a sexless relationship. I'm always asking when and he says soon. It has been well over a year and I'm tired of waiting. What should I do?
Get a boyfriend.
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Do you think ending a relationship by text message is bad practice?
Only if I am also allowed to only text you when your mom dies, when your house has burnt down, and when I just crashed your car.
'BTW YR MOM DEAD.'
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Say you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up because he or she thought you didnt trust him or her with other girls yet you do and you have tried to get him or her back what do you do?
sounds like you were smothering and controlling him/her and that is why they left.
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What would you do if your husband got another woman pregnant? would you forgive him, and could you ever love that child?
I wouldn't forgive him and I would refuse to accept the child.
I would leave thou, so I wouldn't need to accept anything.
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Have you ever been someones secret?
Yes.
I didn't like it though because his closet was small and he kept forgetting to feed and water me.
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If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life breakfest and snacks count and youd get it for free
I'd have to say Chili from Wendy's.
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Would you hire an undercover detective to check in on your spouse just for your your own peace of mind?
No.
And anyone who says yes is a freakin stalker just paying someone else to do the stalking.
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Do you get more points from your insightful answers or intriguing questions?
My answers. When I ask questions sometimes people find them offensive.
Well F#ck, when I answer questions people find them offensive too.
Hm.
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Do you live near a rotten neighbor?
Yeah.
The deer behind our house are gangster deer. They come up at night into the pasture and talk shit to the horses. They come up to the house and taunt the dogs and eat plants and flowers illegally.
They do not have authorization to lick the horse's salt block, yet you can tell every morning that it has indeed been licked.
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Why is it ok for a women to wear a mans wristwatch but men get funny looks when they wear a womens wristwatch?
Because when girls do it they look like tomboys. When guys do it they look homosexual.
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What do you think enables a person to kill without remorse?
Many personality disorders include a serious lack of empathy.
There are many fucked up people in the world. More than you could even imagine.
I think I might have dated some...
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What would you think if your best friend tells you that he's only your best friend because you're too ugly to be his girlfriend?
I would tell him that I would've considered going out with him, but his dick is too small.
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My boyfriend told me my weight bothered him after sex one night. I'm hurt it"s always in the back of my mind I can barley stand for him to touch me. How do I get over this?
At least he was honest with you. Some guys would just decide they didn't like your weight and be gone.
I hate to say this, but you need to do something to keep him, and if u can't, then be prepared to let him go.
Many guys don't care about some extra weight. Find em!
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So i just got an email from a friend saying that my BF is with this other girl. Would it be bad to stay with him and act like i knew nothing about it or should i just leave him.
You should confront him.
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What makes a girl go crazy about men..?
I hate to say this, but if they act indifferent or unavailable. Mix that with a great job and a cute face and it's a killer...
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Have you ever thought of highschool dropouts as increasing your chances of getting a good job?
I know of some high school drop-outs who have made more money and been more sucessful than people who went to college. I would even go as far as to say they took their jobs.
So no.
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What first comes to mind when you think: Designeedawn?
Awwww, come on guys!
I thought I was more famous than that.
Better keep working on it....
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Oi recently dated dis married man and he broke things off with me and now he has a new girlfriend .but he wont stop calling me i have asked him over and over 2 leave me alone .but he says he wont stop untill he get ready .he says he wants all 3 of us .
What a case of has his cake and wants to eat it too! Don't let this man disrespect you anymore! He doesn't deserve ANY of you!
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Do you think there are alot of hypocrital religious people? Do you know any?
Many. Some I can name on this site, but I won't unless provoked! Grrrr
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Are any of you against divorce?
Yeah, I am. I think everyone should stay together even thou they are cheating and beating on eachother. Eventually they will just kill eachother off. (jkidding)
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My b/f' doesnt like to discuss his kids or ex with me. She called & he returned her call, he spoke in a very hushed tone , almost a whisper. Clearly he didnt wish for me to hear..when I asked him he said it really wasnt my business. Am i wrong to be mad?
BELIEVE ME. He is doing you a favor by not involving you in all that crap.
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If you were choosing a sperm donor would you try to find the best physical match imagining what a natural child would look like or would you look for other characteristics like intelligence, musical talent, athletic talent, etc?
I got the looks babay, so I would want some sperm with the ability to learn a foreign launguage or remember what they did last night....
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Forgive me. When it is cold enough outside to see your own breathe, would it stand to reason you would also be able to see your own fart (assuming you were brave enough to bare your bottom)?
I believe so...
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What do you do when it feels like the walls are closing in on you?
I know the feeling. Usually I get it when I haven't been out for fun in awhile, or if I feel as if someone is controlling me.
I always run away.
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If you could share the greatest lesson you ever learned with everybody, what would you teach?
If you learn how to use your pu$$y properly, you can take over the world!!!!!!
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
Him tied up and me on top.
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What's the mot annoying song you know?
Anything by Jonas Brothers.
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Why do women need so much attention?
Do you think my hair looks pretty today? Oh, you can't see it. Well why not? I am tierd. Can you get me some coffee? Will you go and answer all of my questions? I want points tooooo.
Oh wait, did you ask a question?
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What keeps you from cheating on your s/o?
The fear of God!!!!
No, actually, when I really love someone I am quite loyal to them.
Plus, he smells like vanilla.
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Hi everyone!!!! how r u peoples?
I got a touch of a headache, kinda hungry. My butt itches and I should probably brush my teeth but I'm not going to.
And you?
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How do you cheer yourself up when you are lonely?
I say 'cheers' and sippy on a fifth of my friend named Skyy.
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If you could go back in time to find and re-live a great moment in your life... what would it be?
All of high school.
I rocked out with my c#ck out.
(um, metaphorically speaking)
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Why are pregnant women fat afterwards?
I honestly think it has something to do with genetics. Some women do nothing, and bounce right back, while others work out and diet, and still keep the pudge. I also believe the more children you have, the harder it is to bounce back.
I say we instill a one child per household rule!
Women would stay more attractive, child support costs would go down, and the world's overpopulation...
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Have you ever fallen asleep whilst kissing/having sex?
Maybe the term isn't asleep....more like passed out.
Hey, happens to the best of us.
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A guy who lives in my building asked me out 2 days before Xmas. I asked him to give me a call after the holidays because I was going away. Now it is more than 2 wks beyond the holidays, and everytime I see him, he tells me, he will call me. Lose him?
Lose him.
He's just not that into you.
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Breast after haveing a baby will they ever go back 2 the way they were?
It's not just the breast feeding, but the pregnancy that changed your busoms.
They will somewhat recover but not all the way. :(
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Is it wrong for a guy in his early 50s to be attracted to girls in there twenties,
Yucky! Dirty old man.
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Shoulder pain how to get rid of without painkillers
How about you go to the doctor amd describe your shoulder pain. He will give you pills, and you can just give em to me cause you don't want them.
Cool?
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What do you consider the best outdoor job?
Horseback riding instructor!!!!
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I have read that womrn have had sex with a dog . Is that possible?
Go to www.thatsphucked.com
You can witness a man having anal sex with a horse.
Rumor is he later died of internal injuries.
I am SO helpful today!
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Is your door opened or closed?
It's open, but it's still got the chain on it...
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Have you ever seen someone shoplift something? If so, did you report them to someone? Details?
No, and anyone who would is a tattle tale. Mind yer own buisness. Unless the theft is from your own buisness!
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How do you turn a girl on sexually?
Girls like safety pins and hot wax. Never fails. Try it.
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What is your reaction when you think about your parents having sex?
Thanks for making me vomit in my mouth.
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Is the Bible supposed to be proof of God?
I hope not...
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What is something that you would like to witness in your lifetime?
Me kicking 10 people's asses at once.
That would be so cool...
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What do you want to be in future:-
1.rich
2.smart
3.intelligent
Isn't smart and intelligent the same thing?
Think in THIS life u should choose either of those.
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If five people were strapped to a railroad track and the only way to save them is sacrifice yourself to pull a lever to redirect the train would you do it? Five innocent people live but you die?
Sorry. They all die.
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Have u noticed that the most pointless questions get the most point? Who cares if u like your spaghetti with or w/o meatballs?
I totally agree. If I had asked the spaghetti question, and ones like it, I wouldn't even care enough to read the responses.
I like to ask questions that I actually want to know the answers to. Why ask what color you like when I can ask you what really makes you think.
Too bad many people don't want to think when they answer questions.
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How often do you bathe?
Approx. once a week, or whenever you can smell yourself :)
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My man is in love with me and his ex,how can get him to choose me?
Kill her. It kinda narrows down his choices.
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Pudding: chocolate or butterscotch?
(sniffing fingers) BUTTERSCOTCH!
ever seen the movie 'Kids'?
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What do want to do on a cold winter’s day?
Stay inside with my vibrator, my pint of Hennessy, and some strawberry shortcake.
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Have you ever gotten into an argument with a total stranger?
All the time :)
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Do you think Jennifer Anniston is pretty??
cuz i think she is very ugly
I don't think she is very attractive.
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I searched my boyfriend's email and found a love letter he wrote. They never dated, but did talk and email for a while before he cut her off completely. Should I forgive him?
You sould like a stalker. Why are you reading his E-mail? stupid thing to get upset about, what you found, too.
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Boyfriends' past is haunting me
He's slept with 10 hookers b4 meeting me, used 2 go 2 strip clubs, & I found all this stripper money & porn under his bed. He says it's from b4 me, but I feel hurt & ugly 2 him now. Wat do I do? Am I wrong to be upset?
No one changes that much.
We are who we are.
He is a pervert and a womanizer.
Beware. Kepp your eyes open. Don't ever let him disrepect you. I would be very realistic of who this man truely is.
Good Luck.
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Your trapped in a room, alone, for the next ten years. You have a choice of which song is played into that room, over those ten years. Bearing in mind this is the only song you will listen to all day, every day...which song do you choose?
Sweet Home Alabama
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Could you live a love story with an outlaw?
Yes I could.
And great question!
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Me & my girlfriend have been 2gether now 3 year, we have lived together a year. there is a lot of stress both financially and relationship and now she is saying she wants to move back in with her mam. she says we have no life 2gether but says she loves me
Let her go. You two tried, but the combination of you both just isn't going to make a life together.
Sometimes love just isn't enough.
Sorry.
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I feel as though one of my friends has betrayed me, she comes round in the morning to my house and gets a lift to college, but then she ditches be at college. At the end of the day she comes all sweet and gets a lift home - what should I do?
Take her to the bad side of town and drop her off!
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What (In your opinion) was your group/stereotype in highschool?
We were referred to as skaters. Later changed to Marilyn Manson Posse. Later changed to the Dirty Group. We were famous and infamous at the same time. Times were good, wish I could remember them...too many good times if u know what I mean...
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Should AB change their name to Atheists Bag, since there are an overwhelming amount of Atheists on this site?
Should AB change their name to Annoying Christians bag since there is an overwhelming amount of annoying christians on this site?
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Would you ever fake your death to get out of a relationship?
We all do what we gotta do...
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Have slept with your best friend
Yes, I have.
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What is the worst thing ever to happen to you on a first date?
Piss, shit, or vomit on yourself. Even worse if some of it gets on them...
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Found 20 or so little (approx. 3mm) bugs in my hair. they have 6 legs on the front part of their body and a large abdomen. brown... they aren't ticks or fleas. what are they?
They might be lice.
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What comments to you remember your Parents saying the most?
When someone would pass my dad on the road he would always say that they were 'in a big hurry to get nowhere.'
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If you could do anything today what would it be?
I would 'do' you.
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Do boys like horses? When I say like I mean love horses? Im just wondering because I love horses and just wanted to know.
My boyfriend loves horses! He cries when they die, always wants to ride, and always wants to learn more.
Also, when I was in high school, there was only one boy on the equestrian team. Let's just say he got the most action out of every guy in the school, and BTW, horse girls are hot :)
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Why is it me and my boyfriend fight more then we get along? He is always saying im sleeping with other guys,im a liar and calling me all kinds of names like a whore skeeser slut ect. He has left me a few times but has took me back.
Guys like that just treat the girl they are with like that no matter what. They always think the worst of you, and accuse you of bad things, because they want you to think badly of yourself.
It's a mixture of hating women, and control through verbal abuse. If they say something bad about you long enough, you will start to believe it is true.
All I can say is have fun with that...
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If you are a nice person, you will have lots of friends?
You would think so, but some people find "nice" people too boring.
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If your a sagitarius write your name and what you do for a living if your married and how old you are
Designeedawn, horse trainer, not married, 29 yrs old.
Why?
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Time-outs or spankings? What form of discipline seems to work best?
Spanking. Kids don't really mind time-outs. If you have to put your kids in time-outs numerous times a day, it is time to up the ante.
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Do you want to know the truth?
No, not really.
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Your loyal and trusted supposedly good friend doesn't get along with your spouse.You love them both.How do u keep both of them in your life?
Someone who cares about you would never want to take away the important people in your life. They don't have to get along. But if someone is giving you an ultimatum, that is the person that does not care about your happiness.
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I'm leaving and going back to Yahoo!answers. My question -- for which there IS no duplicate -- has been branded as one. When you can't ask a question, no reason to try. S'long. Might I recommend Yahoo!answers to you?
Cry a little bit more about it...
I hate people who whine and complain over stupid things. Get over yourself. Everyone else has.
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What is worse than cheating?
Ruining someone's finances or life.
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What is the one thing that wour s/o could do to make you end your relationship?
Make my life worse instead of better.
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Whilst I love my man deeply, why do I feel like I want to throttle him regularly?
Because he is a man.
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We had a one night stand, first tiem ever, i actually quite like her, although only know her name, i sent a message asking her out for a date, and the reply was that it shouldn't have happened. Should i continue too chase her, or just forget it?
I would forget about it. She didn't leave much room for discussion in her response.
Sorry.
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Why do people insist on sheltering their children from everything? New age parents do not do anything good for their children. It's okay to spank your child, or let your baby eat a handle full of sand. Let them learn themselves.
I love this question! I hate parents like that. They end up with weakly, spoiled children.
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Why am i so annoyed with someone for just existing?
You need time away from them.
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If a man hits you does that mean he is going to hit you again?
Yes. He will say it's never going to happen again, but it does. It does.
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I think my husband has a sexual addiction! He is never satisfied and everything has to be about sex. when he is denied he gets angry. Does he have a problem? How do I Know for sure?
Does he get angry and yell at you when you don't have sex with him? If he does he is a jerk. You are a person, not his personal sex object. Don't let him act that way. Put him in his place. and remind him he can use his hand while your at it.
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Would you back your friend up if they got into a fight?
Of course!!!! I'd be all over that. No one messes with my friends :)
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Would you remain friends with someone who judged you on every little thing you do?
No. BFF's are supposed to make your life better, not worse.
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Who do people say you look like?
Nelli Furtado. ("I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away...")
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Do you wear pajamas?
Yeah. Their called my birthday suit.
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If you received a nickel each time you did, said, or thought about one particular thing... what is that one thing that would have made you wealthy by now?
Sex. Everytime I think about sex.
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I am living wit my boyfriend and we have 2 children he bring home 2 woman who like him and tell me that he dont love them is me he love he never take me out ever since we started living together and is going places with them what to do
Cut his balls off in his sleep. He doesn't deserve to have them anymore and should not reproduce again.
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Is there any sane women left?
Let me ask my other self.
She said she is very sane, but I am not.
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Can a woman be too loud in bed?
WHAT???? IF U ARE IN MY BED AND I AM NOT SCREAMING THEN YOU ARE NOT DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB.
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Every time your boyfriend wants to engage in sexual activities(With you) do you go for it or do you decline?can you say no to him
I don't ever say no...Well, I might kick and hit a little at first, but I always end up going along with it cause it's HOT.
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If you could go ANYWHERE for vacation, where would you go and what would you do?
Up to Uranus.
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Does anyone who works hard become rich?
No. Some people work very very hard their whole lives and someone else gains or profits from it instead.
Look at the minimum wage singe mom working for the big corporations...
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Do you love your s/o so much you think you can survive till thy kingdom come with him/her on a deserted island without Internet, TV, watching sports in person, etc?
I think so, but only if there were horses on the island too....
handcuffs would be nice too.
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What do you do when you s/o continues to contact their ex even after they promises not to do it anymore?
In what way is she continuing contact? Like is she always calling him and are they super close, or does she just text him here and there?
Some people keep contact with people they were close to in their past just because they hold no ill will and still get along with the person.
I guess it comes down to the question of if you can tolerate her having contact with people you would prefer she...
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Are you God?
Yes. I am a God. Now worship me. :)
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What is a cute way to say "I love you" to your significant other?
When I get affectionate with my boy I pet him and tell him I birthed him.
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My laptop wont charge what do i do?
If you plug it in but it won't charge then the cord is shot. This has happened to me twice and you just go to Best Buy and get a new cord thingy for around a hundred bucks.
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My boyfriend is sort of boring, he's a really great guy and I love to be with him, but we never do anything fun. What can I do to remedy the situation?
If there is one thing I've learned it's that you can't change people. They are who they are. If he is boring, he may temporarily do interesting things, but given enough time, he will go back to being exactly as he is now.
Don't like your boy, get a new one.
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What does your partner repetitvely do that annoys you?
He thinks I have to listen to everything he says.
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Is being a virgin at 18 bad?
Only if your goal in life is to get laid.
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Why did your father choose your mother?
Because she was hot and lived diagonally across the street from him. :)
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If you were on a date with a person that really interests you and they told you that they are a swinger, how would you react?
That actually happened and I was suprised by my reaction. I always thought I was adventurous, and yet when he said it I stammered that I was only a country girl and wasn't into it.
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Does your significant other have to be attractive?
YES!
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What do some people expect when trying to date a disabled person.
That I always have to be on top.
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How can you tell if someone has a very low I.Q.?
Whaaaat???
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How do you prepare for a lengthy car trip with children?
Tranqulizer. For me.
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Everytime I get hurt emotionally a little piece of me __________?
...hardens into a sharp blade that I can stab people with.
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When you were a child, how did you picture yourself as an adult? now are you better than expected or worse?
I thought I would be just like my Barbie. And my Barbie owned a Ferrari.
I don't own a Ferrari.
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Is there any pain/painful memory/painful experience in your life that it seems even time won't heal it,never ever?
Yeah, when I watched '2 Girls 1 Cup'
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Is it possible for true love to die?
Yes, love is like a burning flame. And any fire can be put out if you piss enough on it...
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Where are all the single, good-lookin guys between 40 and 45 years of age?
In bed.....with me :)
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What is the best reason to get married?
Cause you want to have hot sex with that person forever and ever!!!!!
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Are healthier children produced by younger parents?
Don't know about people, but young broodmares produce faster racehorses than older ones....
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Do men who think they can get any woman they want turn you off?
No! I find that confidence very very attractive.
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Why is that you want to date a bad boy when you know its not going to last?
Because sometimes it is more interesting when things arn't easy.
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Why do I have trouble ending a relationship that I know needs to be ended. I always try to convince myself that things will get better but they never seem to.Some people can just end it and walk away, why cant I?
Change is scary.
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My husband of just under a year found a pack of cigarettes I had stashed in my desk. He hates smoking and has told me not to come home tonight. I am typing this from my parents home. They don't like smoking but they take care of family. Shouldn't he?
He sounds like a controlling a$$.
Do yourself a favor and stay at your parent.
Sorry you married him.
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Is it inconsiderate for your friend to hint, suggest or joke about you paying his or her bill or bills if you've been dating just over a month?
He/she is probavly just joking. I wouldn't get too bent out of shape about it...
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Ever been shot by a BB gun?
Yeah, right in the a$$.
I then teed off on his balls.
Think he got hurt worse...
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Women, what enrages you most about a failed relationship/marriage? Is it the financial upheaval, humiliation of being fired, self admission that you failed, knowing "he's" getting WELL serviced while your sleeping alone, or peer humiliation?
I always have to leave everything behind, and they continue to benefit from what we created, while I am back to square one with nothing.
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I am from Michigan. Is anyone else from Michigan?
I'm from Michigan! Born and raised....
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Who is more vicious in relationship matters - men or women?
Men, just because they don't understand the magnatude of the thoughtless things they do to a woman.
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What is the weirdest pet you ever considered getting?
I bought a hairless rat.
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What are some of your pet peeves?
People who are late to everything.
People who don't listen and can't pay attention.
People who over-protect their kids.
Slow drivers.
I don't like sand or grit on my hands.
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My girlfriend tells me im too innocent, what does she mean by that? and what does gimp mean?
Are you sure she didn't mean 'gump'?
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Why is my man still seeing his baby mama?
Cause she's his baby's mama.
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What is the last thing Jesus said before he died?
'You guys suck'
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Not trying to be intrusive, but how much money do teachers earn annually? (Roughly)
My mom is a fourth grade teacher and she makes about seventy grand a year.
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If you were into someone&trying to start a relationship, how would you take it if they looked thru your cell and deleted the phone number of the last guy you dated? what would your reaction be?
Have you ever been 'owned' before? Sounds like your about to.
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What's the best thing you've ever learned from a child?
How to live in the moment.
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Can i be in love with more than one person?
Yes and no....
If you are in love with both, how can you fully give yourself to each of them...you are always holding something back for the other...
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Whats the best advice you've ever given a child?
The coolest people out there are the ones who don't care what other people think.
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Do you think you failed your parents?
I've felt that my parents have disappointed me...
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Have you ever passed out? If so, what caused it?
Falling off a horse and the pain made me pass out...
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My friend's husband tried to hit on me through text. do i show this to my friend? they are leaving on a christmas vacation in a few hours...
If you were her friend, you wouldn't try and ruin her christmas vacation with this. At least wait until they get back.
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Why do many women like guys who are vulnerable? Is it a Mothering instinct?
I always thought that guys who were vulnerable were mentally ill....
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What's your power hour?
Around 11 at night. Had my grown-up juice, ready to rumble...
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Is my girlfriend cheating I found pictures of her in her underwear that she texted to a guy who she used to date? She says they were for his girlfriend because they used to talk about 3 ways before she met me. She said nothing happened. Any comments
Sometimes it is just fun to send pretty pictures. I would sit her down and talk to her about what her intentions were, but pictures are just pictures.
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A married friend of mine want to cheat on his wife and i believe that's wrong. should i tell his wife about his thoughts?
You said he is a friend of yours. So act like one and stay out of it. Are you hoy for his wife or something?
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What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
Hmmmm probably the difference between being wooed and taken out, and owned and taken for granted...
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Why are young kids so disrespectful and mean towards adults these days?
It's called 'We don't spank our kids, we reson with them' parenting.
Kids grow up manipulative and disrespectful. They don't think anything but a time-out will happen.
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Who are all millionaires here?
Um, I am. Yep.
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I wonder what you are doing? I wonder where you are?
I am having some earl grey tea. Just got in from giving the horses some hay. Very cold today, but I'm nice and warm :)
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If one feels such extreme guilt after cheating, why is it so likely to occur again?
Because there is a reson for it.
Why do women go thru labor and birth over and over even though doing so totally sucks?
Because there is a reason for it.
If someone was happy, and their needs were being met, they would have no reason to look elsewhere.
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How do you get a guys attention?
Get naked....
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Ladies what do you want more of in a relationship, respect or love?
Respect. You can't love someone if you don't respect them.
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Im short but i want to be a model what can i do?
Nothing that I know of. I have the same height restictions myself....
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My ex has not seen my child since she was 8 months old. Now she is 8. How do we tell her that mu husband isnt her dad (he's been daddy for 6 years). My ex wants back in her life, saing it was a mistake to let her go. He lives 30 hours away.
I would just tell her straight up. Kids are smarter and able to understand more things than you'd think....
If you play games or lie to her she will end up resenting you for it.
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What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion?
Have them catch you f*cking their dad and then say 'Oh yeah...I forget to tell you...'
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For the non-believers-when people start disappearing (all the christians) from the face of the earth (which is the rapture) will yall believe that Jesus is real or will you still be in doubt that God really exists and still doubt that the bible is a true?
I'll believe it when I see it. Let's just say don't hold your breath.
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What's the worst thing you could say to a police officer?
See those drugs? They're not mine.
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What is the ONE thing about you, that could scare others away?
I have a really bad temper and I change my mind comstantly...
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What would you do if you wanted to break up with someone but they will end up crying?
Bring kleenex.
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When everything has failed/disappointed you, and you realize you only have yourself, do you find yourself empowered?
No, because me, by myself, is not capable of taking care of myself. I am not stupid enough to think I don't need other people.
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Would you want to live with your best friend?
Absolutly.
I have known my best friend since the beginning of high school and we are in our late twenties now. We look the same, act the same, and we find eachother attractive.
We jokingly vow that one day, we will be done with all men, and will get married together and live happily ever after. It is the closest I will ever get to truely just being in love with myself...
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I am a full time FireFighter. Is being a FireFighter appealing to women?
Furefighters don't make much money and they're never home....
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Do you like women or men with prominent noses?
yeah, cause I heard that the size of his nose is in direct relation to the size of his....
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Does it mean anything when my girlfriend bite my lip while making out?
She thinks you're de-licious! Yummy.
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Whats sexier on bigger women; boyshorts, thongs, or g-strings?
If I say 'none of the above' does that mean she will be completly nude? Cause that isn't what I want...
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Why do guys prefer skinny chicks? Why can't guys like girls that have meat on there bones?
Cause they have standards.
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Do atheist suffer from Schizophrenia more so than believers?
Do believers suffer from delusions of grandeur more than athiests?
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Are free internet dating sites ever worth the hassle?
Not free ones.
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After you kiss someone how do you feel?
Like I want to do something more...
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Do women do u like men in wheelchairs
Um, no.
I don't at least.
I lead a very...physical life, and most totally mobile guys can't keep up.
Poor wheelchair guy wouldn't stand a chance...
But hey! Maybe I could hook him up or something.
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When is a good time to punch someon in the kidney?
It's always a good time!
How bout now?
now?
now?
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Why do all of my boyfriends accuse me of being insane while continuing to try and date me?
HEY! YOUR A CRAZY BITCH, BUT YOU FUCK SO GOOD I'M ON TOP OF IT...
Ya know, that Buck Cherry song. Your boyfriends are singing it about you right now, in unison.
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What is the most creative swear word you know?
When I'm pissed I always say cocksucker motherfucker.
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A guy i met a long time ago and slept with stopped talking to me and seemingly avoided me, but today i saw him again and he was all excited and happy asking me how i was and what i am doing this weekend. What's with him? (its not my ex btw)
He just wants round two. Unless you want more pointless sex (which is highly recommended) then steer clear. Otherwise you'll get the whole blow-off thing all over again.
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I read an article that said:"If sad, grieving or hurt, sex can be the perfect antidote." What do you think?
If I am sad, I have sex.
If I am hurt, I have sex.
If I am bored, I have sex.
If I am breathing...I have sex.
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I want to welcome my 17 year olds' girlfriend but her influence on my 5 year old and her non belief in God bothers me. How do I let her know without it becoming a debate? My intention is not to change her mind but to protect my 5 year old.
What does her religious beliefs have to do with interacting with a 5 yr old? Does she sit and play legos with him and chant 'there is no God, there is no God'...
Lady, I can see right through you just by your question. You are using your 5 yr old as an excuse so you can righteously refuse to accept a girl you don't like simply because she is not christian.
Get a life. Simply...
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Can you marry a superstar?
Sure. But you should probably be pretty good at sharing...
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What, exactly, is the objection people have to those who choose to not have children? I have seen many questions about this on the 'bag recently and, plain and simple, I do not understand why anyone would object to this.
I have no idea. Anything that is out of the norm seems to be ok otherwise. Religious freaks, fat people, and homosexuals seems to fit in just fine here...
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What tempts you to answer a Question?
If the answer immediatly pops into my head.
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My fiancee got the date of the day we got together tattooed on his arm without telling me first. Does anyone else think that this is rong and he should have told me about it before he did it?
It's his body, so no. Maybe he wanted it to be a romantic suprise anyway...
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Do you believe what The Bible says?
No. They make much more believable books of fiction than that.
I'm suprised anyone still reads that crap anymore...
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How do you know your not over someone?
If you still want to be under them...
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When you love someone is it okay to let them go if it makes them happy?
No...I think you should give them the option of big bits or little bits before you put them into the wood chipper. Otherwise it's just rude.
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Can the word "whore" be directed towards both sexes? If it can, why is directed mainly to girls?
Man-whore!
By the way, I love all man-whore's and when I get old and turn into a cougar please call me.
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What's the most you would pay for a car?
About fifty grand cause I'm saving up for a dually diesel. :)
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My girlfriend stopped answering my calls while out drinking with her friend and 3 guys. She said she couldn't remember the reason why she didn't answer my calls. She swore she didn't cheat. Should I believe her?
Why are you stalker-calling her when she is out with her friends? You called her numerous times. There is no reason for that. She stopped answering your calls becasue she was seriously annoyed and just doesn't have the guts to tell you now.
Here's a hint. Unless it's an emergency, don't call her when she is out. Otherwise you are a douche.
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Is asking my boyfriend his email password invading his privacy?
um, yeah.
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My boyfriend is txting other women naughty dirty txts but he says its not cheating is it
It's not cheating, but it could lead to it...
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Why do husbands tend to get sulky when their sick?
Cause they're pu$$ys, duh.
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What is the CHEAPEST dental plan available to anyone in Kansas? How much does it cost?
That plan would include a pair of pliers and a bottle of whiskey.
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Is there still the typical man's/woman's jobs in your house? EX: the man fixes the electrical work, the woman does the dishes?
Yeah. I lay in bed and he brings me things.
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If you go on a first date, do you take your own transportation and meet your date in a public place?
If he doesn't pick me up he doesn't get to go anywhere with me.
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Whats most attractive a pretty boy, bad boy, rich guy or nice guy?
A rich guy who is bad to everyone else but nice to me.
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Was your first kiss or "first time" on a holiday?
I lost my virginity on the fourth of july. No fireworks going off there thou...
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What might a first date be like with you?
Probably traumatic. But in a good way...
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Is being a teenager one of the hardest times of your life? Why?
To be honest it is not a time I remember well. Too amny parties....
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Ok here's a stupid question but I'll ask it anyway. Who is more sexy. European girls or American girls?
I know european porn is WAY more hardcore, so I guess those girls are way better at the sexiness thing. Or I guess the sex...
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Poll: Male 5'9 (Height) Hot or Not? & how much does height matter for Ladies?
I just want a guy to be taller than me. I'm 5'4 (cough cough 5'3) so thats not too hard.
I once turned down a professional football player cause he was just too damn tall. I knew it would bother the shit out of me and give me a complex just standing next to him. Never felt more like a midget in my life.
Course most men that are with me spend most the time on their knees in one...
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Has anyone ever made you feel so loved, cared for and special it made you cry?
Probably. But then I'm sure I snapped out of it and hit them. :)
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Ladies what occasion is more important?
Ladies can you please rank in order which occasions you would rank as most important and how much effort your b/f or husband should put into each
Your Birthday
Your Anniversary
Valentines Day
Unfortunatly, I don't remember anniversaries, valentines day is for jack offs, and I hate my birthday because it means I am one yr older. So the best bet for my BF is to not remind me of any of them, and just get me a horse or a fifth of some grown-up juice at random intervals. :)
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I think the politically correct term for "old" or "elderly" should be "age enhanced". What do you think?
I think politically correct shit should be re-named 'I'm too pussy to say what I mean'
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Which do prefer to give/receive; flowers or chocolates?
Neither. Both are too girly and don't last long enough.
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What are the qualities that a best friend should have?
My best friend needs to be a hot little burnette like me, so that when we go to bars we can pick up guys together. and if we don't see any guys then she is hot enough that we can just go home together.
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How do you focus on the blessing and lessons within?
The blessings within...um, I like to masturabate.
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Do you think school uniforms should be banned?
NO! What would the world be without the sexy catholic school uniform? My god, they have made halloween costumes out of it!
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My husband won't call my name when we are making love. When i ask him to he looses erection. Can you tell me why?
Maybe he likes to picture f*cking his cousin Harry, and when he has to say your name he loses it.
Friendly suggestion...slip him some viagra, wait till he's sleeping, and then tie him up. Climb aboard and make him scream your name 100 times while riding him. It may not fix him but I can guarantee it will make you feel better...
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How would you dump your boy friend/girl friend?
I enjoy text messaging. One word answers and meaningless short answers are awesome. My personal favorite is to just never return calls. Leaves them guessing...
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Is it weird if you and your best friend never had a fight?
We've never had a fight but we have beat the shit outta eachother.
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Who is your movie hero?(good or bad guy) why?
Juliette Lewis when she played Mallory in Natural Born Killers.
"How sexy am I now...flirty boy! How sexy am I now?!?"
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My boyfriend says he loves my dog more than me. Should I be upset?
All I can say is I hope he has lots of lube, and I hope the dog is a large dog. Maybe anal ease would help.
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Do you have a neighbor who seems to copy whatever you do?
I don't pay attention and I don't care about my neighbors. Are you one of those subdivision people who are always aware of what the Jones' are doing and bitching about them? Is it cause when you look out your window all you see is the house next to you so thats what you talk about?
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Its Friday night Are you going out or staying in?If your going out...where are you going and what will you be doing
It's Monday now. Friday I went to a Christmas party at some people's house on the lake. I played bartender for awhile but everyone took one drink and asked for a chaser. (I thought everyone liked half vodka, half whatever..)So I wandered off from that and ended up with a bull dike following me around. I hid in the bathroom to get away from her for a bit. Then I sat and ate tons of...
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Is there any reason, scientific or other, that we must love our biological mother? should I feel something for her despite her failure as a mother and is there something wrong with me if I detest and want nothing to do with her?
You sound like you have a lot of issues with mommy dearest. All I can say is you have lots of options. You could forgive her, understanding that we all just do the best that we can do, and sometimes thats not enough. Or you could put her in a rocking chair upstairs.Talk to Norman Bates, he'll tell you how it helped him resolve some angst. Or maybe it didn't help...the shower scene and...
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Why do guys like chunky girls?
More cushion for the pushin!
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Have you ever been called an idiot?
What? ~drooling~ What's that?
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What do you talk more about with your friends?
Sexual conquests. Hard to train horses. Money, and how to spend it.
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How many guys here would date a nice christian girl who follows abstinence and doesn't smoke, drink, or cuss?
Well arn't you sweet! Maybe you should put on an apron and offer everyone here cookies!
Cute cute cute
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Would you really "drink your significant other's bathwater" to show how much you truly love him or her?
No.
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Somebody calls you up, out of the blue, and asks you for a date. You can't remember anything about them or where you might have met them. What do you do?
Tell them to text me a picture message of themselves and then decide...
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What was the last living thing you killed?( think about it )
Me and my best friend got some min-pin puppies. They are totally viscious and we love them. Lasy night we decided to give them an extra special dinner, so we went to Petco and bought some feeder mice. Put the pups in the bath tub with them.
We are such good mommies! :)
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This is for straight women, have you ever been hit on by another female? Whats you reaction and how do you react?
I was swimming in a pool at a hotel with my 'friend' and a girl swam up and just started hanging all over me. We were both drinking and I guess we made out and stuff. She was only 19. I have to admit, I bet it was hot, but I only really remember it in little blurry flashes. The guy I was with still talks about it thou. :)
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Can any one suggest a really mellow song about pain and anguish? Im trying to do a project and need some music that will go along with a secific theme. Like that of showing empathy to those that are less fortunate - metally/emotionally.
How about Alice Cooper. 'Feed my, Frankenstein! Feed my libido...he's such a pshyco!'
I feel it is a very emphathetic song. He really cares about his frankenstein.
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IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF THE 3 CHARACTERS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ, THE TIN MAN WHO HAS NO HEART, THE SCARECROW WHO HAS NO BRAIN OR THE LION WHO LACKS COURAGE, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
I would want to go home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.
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Ladies...if you were a man, what changes to typical male behavior would you try to make? (inspired by Beyonce's song...If I were A Boy)
Nothing! I love how guys think. I identify more with their thought process than with girls. Women are emotional, irrational, and moody. Guys are simplified, straight-forward, and predictable. Guys rock!
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Which activity when done with your partner is a really good test of your relationship?
Swinging! (um, not at the playground) :)
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When it comes to _________ , I'm awsome
riding
drinking
making money
f*cking
sleeping
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When do men get hurt in a relationship? Do men even get hurt?
I believe you can hurt a man in a relationship if you kick him in the balls...my next best guess whould be if you bit him in the nuts.
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Can you usually outsmart your friends?
No. My friends are all just as dumb as me...
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What does it mean when a man has big hands?
I thought it was if his nose was big...
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Who's a l6 year old boy on here whos cute because i need to ask you something about being like that
Are you one of those dirty old men who like little boys? but only if they're cute? Do you want to give them candy? Ask them to help you find your dog...in the basement?
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If women were fish, what would you say is the best bait to use?
Charm. Like something shiny.
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Everyone talks about sex as if it's so casual and some people treat it the same way, question is, can you seriously remember everyone you've slept with, and im talking by face and name?
How about a blurry recolection of the face, and a definate first name, but no idea about the last name?
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What age do you think guys reach their attractiveness peak on average?
depends on the guy. Some have baby faces, and when they get older, they don't look as cute.
Some are like Richard Geere. They age like a fine wine and get better with time...
I myself like the appearance of guys when they are mature, but not "old".
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Do you think you would be able to survive being homeless?
Yes. I am resourceful,and I am used to staying outside a lot, but oh my God I would miss a hot bath and a warm bed.
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Do you drop friends if they become too much of a problem to you?
I drop anyone if they become too much of a problem for me.
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How do you convince the one you love that things will change for the better if given another chance?
It's not what you say, it's what you do. You have to show it changing.
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What are your first thoughts when you see a pregnant teenager, or a teenage mother (18-)?
Poor girl.
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If you were that person you idolize and love so much,Would you date you if given the chance?
Of course. I am totally in love with myself.
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Why do negligent, irresponsible people get to raise children?
Because they made them.
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want to go home? We can cal your momma for u :)
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Is there any girls who would actually date a fat person if he was a really great guy? not looking for anyone just wondering
Not me.
Sorry.
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Recently started dating a man who is almost finished with his divorce. He has two children. We get along great. When am I going to meet his children? It's frustrating.
Good luck with that.
I was in a situation very very similar to that. All I can say is that his past life will never be in the past, you will always be second, and you're supposed to smile and understand the whole time.
Unless you are a far better woman that I, (which is more than a small possibility) you will run screaming eventually, or stay and resent the hell out of everything.
Hope...
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Ladies:Is there one thing a man can do to guarantee a second or even a third date with you?
Take me on a ride...on their horse.
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What should i do if my horse is scared of a certain door in the riding hall?
Horses will shy at things they really arn't afraid of just to see if they can get the upper hand.
Ride him past that door very aggressively. When he spooks away from it, take him right back to it and do circles, bending, anything to get him working closer and closer to the door until he forgets about the door and focuses on his work. get off and make him stand there until he's bored...
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It has been reported that 3% of all cars on the highway are travelling at speeds in excess of 70mph. If the speeds
of four random automobiles are measures via radar, what is the probability that at least one car is going over 70mph?
It's called: 'in a big hurry to get nowhere.'
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Men with marginal looks but well mannered, or a extremely good looking guy who is shallow?
Good looking and shallow! I can just tell them to shut up when they are doing me :)
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Do you.... or would you trust an alcoholic?
I would. Just because they have a drinking problem doesn't mean they're an a$$hole.
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Can a woman pressure a man into sex?
Yes. In fact, it's the way I prefer it....
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I'm married and so is my neighbor. I think she is attractive. We converse at times and I have wondered if she is attracted to me. How can I find out - just for my own benefit....
Sounds like a romance novel...as long as you don't mind the whole divorce thing at the end....
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How are you and your s/o doing?
Great except for my man mistresses, his kids, the re-financing thing, my dwindling alcohol supply, and the fire.
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I am 19 years old...and i am engaged...i have been dating him for 3 years on and off......do you think i am too young to think about settling down?
DON'T DO IT!!!!!
You will be wasting the best years of your life.
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Why do women always tell their S/O when they have started their period?
Oh Shit! Are you supposed to do that? Is that why he always gets pissed?
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If a police officer pulls you over and tells you that you were weaving - what do you tell him?
I really like your uniform :)
Your eyes are interesting..sometimes they look blue, and sometimes they look green...
I am so HOT in this coat...do you mind if I take it off?
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When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind?
"Sure."
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Have you ever broken any ones heart? Did you sympathise at all?
I know I have, but I didn't stick around long enough to see it, and I had no sympathy.
When I am done with someone....I am DONE
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If you could only say three words for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Yes
No
F*ckoff
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Ladies-what is the sexiest thing about a man?
His wallet!
No, no, that's not true and that's mean to say.
We all know the sexiest thing about a man is his um, personality.
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If the world was to end tomorrow what song would you play and keep to sing to before the inevitable moment?
Bohemian Rhapsody
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What is the recipe for a perfect relationship?
saucy sex mixed with meat. Preferably sausage. A big sausage.
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What fragrance do you use the most on yourself?
Eau De tackroom, with a splash of fresh cut grass, and more than a touch of horse shit.
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What is the best home remedie for healthy glowing skin
sex.
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What would you think if a completely random person in the street came up to you and told you, you were really ugly?
I would think they were blind.
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Who wants to go back to Italy? I know I do....
I do!
My family on my dad's side is from Sicily. The Stephanelli's. I have always wanted to go, but with all the horses I take care of it is hard to go anywhere!
I once had a guy who was going to take me but I broke up with him about a week b4 our flight. Shoulda stayed with him till after the trip looking back on it. :)
My Mom's side is German and Scottish, and I also want...
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When you get to heaven,what would you like to see?
My dog Peggy Sue.
My horse Gatsby.
My horse Star.
My dog Poppy.
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What is legal consent for sex oklahoma
Why do you wanna know?
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What is one thing you're absolutely sure I don't knwo?
The difference between a pelham bit and a kimberwicke.
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How do porn stars perform anal sex so easily?
Muscle relaxers. Anal ease. practice.
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My bf likes to bite me (softly) when we hug. He says that it is because he feels like I am his when he does this... Does it make sense?
Tell him you got something else he can eat....
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I've been with my guy for 3 years, and our relationship has been perfect. We never fight, we just work. I met another man and when I'm with him, I feel incredible. He's sweet and our sex is amazing, something very sensual and emotional. Help me choose?
The first guy is your friend. your teammate. your partner.
The second guy you actually are in love with.
The problem is that love is sometimes not enough, and a true partner and friend in life is hard to find....
But if you stay with Mr. Reliable, you will always ache for the man you love.
I had to choose.
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Is spongebob squarepants cool in your opinion?
NO NO NO
I hate that f*cking show and everything about it.
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Why do people drink drive?
Because you gotta get back home at the end of the night.
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Have you ever accidentally, or unknown to you, travelled with illcit drugs?
Yes.
I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. When he asked for my registration, I opened my glove box, and inside, my BF had left his pipe and a bout a half ounce of weed. The whole truck immediatly smelled. I couldn't believe it when the cop didn't notice and let me go with a warning for the incomplete stop!
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I'm freaking out a bit.broke up with my ex a year ago,think i'm finally ready for a new relationship but i'm real scared of getting hurt again.He hasn't pushed at all& knows i'm a bit reluctant.Gave me his number so i can call him.Just scared, any advice?
A YEAR to get over your ex?
Was he God or something?
You need to get back in the game! Go for it!
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Can I sue my husband's mistress for anything at all in Canada? The husband is out for his part. She is married; can she be held responsible for the intentional destructive fun she had at my family's expense? Caught them 3 times before I through him out.
Sue your husbands mistress? Sounds like your not thinking clearly and about to make an a$$ of yourself.
It was your husband's choice, and your marriage obviously had problems, or he wouldn't have strayed in the first place. And if things were perfect and he still cheated, then you don't want him anyway.
My point is to look at your husband in anger, not the mistress.
Courts...
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Can a dog be neutered by being banded?
OMG!!!
Don't tell me you are too cheap to neuter your dog humanely....
I have seen cows and goats banded. It was disgusting. Their balls swelled to massive dripping mounds, and it was painful, and took forever until they FINALLY dropped off.
Terrible.
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Is what you do for a living who you are?
I don't think what you do defines you....but people define you that way.
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Ladies whats a sexy name for a man?
Ricardo Dimarco
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What WOULDN'T you do in bed with your partner?
Golden showers or personal toilets....
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Which is cuter puppies and kitties or babies?
Puppies, then kittens, then babies.
Babies just arn't that cute.
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How do I heat my walkway so I don't have to shovel when it snows?
Are you kidding?
YOU LAZY BASTARD! :)
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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.
Designeedawn....kisses and hugs
Maybe a middle finger or two....
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Name something a cat does?
Piss on my carpet and then they get put down!!
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Me and my BF have an agreement about love and lust being different and so sleep with other people alot. Is that an okay thing to do if we're careful and tell eachother about it? I sleep with other men at least once a week. Is that an okay thing to do?
You are living the dream!!!!!
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Do you have someone in your life that you truely tell anything to? including you deepest dark secrets?
No you can never, and should never, reveal that much to anyone.
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After a night of drinking do you wake up the next day and find you've lost something? I do that all the time.
Just last night I drank a bunch of blackberry brandy. I woke up in the morning and couldn't find my cell phone. I realized it had probably dropped out of my truck when I got out in the driveway at my fiance's house. So I drove there hoping I hadn't run it over when I'd left in the morning.
I pulled up to a whole work crew, who was working on the barn in the back with the...
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How do you deal with a self destructive, suicidal partner/spouse?
Let them kill themselves.
Everyone is responsible for their own happiness in life and I won't let anyone bring me down.
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Would you think me less of a man if you knew i'd been physically abused by my ex girlfriend?
Yes. Sorry but I'm being honest. A guy who lets a girl abuse him has no respect for himself. I'm sorry, but unless she's 300 pounds and your a twig, you as a man should be able to put her in check.
What was the matter with you?
I only date masculine, strong, confident men. So I wouldn't give you the time of day.
And I might beat you up. :)
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Can you give me some reasons why a Person would be Unpopular in the Workplace or at School?
I once worked with someone who smelled like how your floss smells when you floss your teeth after it has been awhile. and I don't mean his breath smelled like that, I mean all of him smelled like that. Even his coat. It was SO sick.
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How many men have you dated at once?
Three! The more the merrier....
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I am 25 and have been talking to a man who is 39. The age i have no problem with but he is divorced with 4 kids!! Do you think its a dead end road?
Run away!!!! You are falling into a youth sucking, life stealing trap!!!!!
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Purchased two month ago a 15 year old appaloosa gelding. He is well muscled and stocky. people at my barn say he is proud cut, but when I did research I have found that this is an old non true term. people state the horse is poorly trained
When they say proud cut what they mean is that he may have a testicle up inside him still. They probably say that because he is displaying stallion-like behavior., and is muscled like a stallion.
If he is hard to handle and ride, this goes along with the theory.
You can actually get a test done to find out if he is. Keep him turned out with only geldings in the meantime.
The surgery to...
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What is your dog's favorite toy?
My hand when I wrap it in an old t-shirt and wrestle with him and he can bite me. It's hilarious. He's a mini pin and he get violent!!!
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How come demons don't just attack us outright; As in hurt us physically or frighten us to the point of mental anguish?
I don't think they are capable of doing anything more than some scratching and noises and moving things.
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If you could one thing to your ex what would you say?
Thanks for wasting my youth.
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Is crying on the street in front of your boyfriend(you cant help it) and plead him not to walk away and to understand you instead, a form of abuse? am I being abusive as I cannot control my pain and tears in public?
By giving yourself permission to freak out like that it had made you seem weak and out of control. Is that how you want people, esp. your bf to see you?
It's called pride.
It's called self-control.
Not trying to rip on you, but get it together, sister!
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Cartoon characters always seem to be wearing the same clothes...what would you always be wearing if you were a cartoon character?
Jeans with mud at the bottoms and dirt throughout, no bra, a mustard yellow hoodie, and a brown vest over it. Pony tail. Brown cowboy boots.
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Why are men so difficult?
Nope. Some are easy. (And boring) (and simple) (and pushovers)
Better than a total a$$hole thou!
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If a guy has a really long thick penis and the girl is petite and small, will he push on anything inside her or rip her apart or something when they had sex?
I suppose he could go too deep and tear your cervix.
Of course he could hurt her and internal injuries can be a very bad thing.
carefulness is key here....
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When you're angry with your S/O do you sleep on the couch?
Yes. But then I wake up in the middle of the night and forget why I was pissed and go back to bed so he will do me.
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How do you keep kids from drawing on the walls?
Daily beatings..... (jkidding)
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WHY AM I STILL IN LOVE WITH HIM IF HE ISNT WITH ME AND SEEMS NOT TO PLAN ON BEING WITH ME, ANYMORE ...WHEN ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS AFTER THE BREAKUP?
He meant more to you then the actual him. Like, a girl falls for a guy because he is really smart and accomplished and she was flattered that he liked her, since she was shy and not well educated, but always wanted to be. So when he dumps her for various reasons, she misses him, and can't get over him, because he made her feel worthy in the world.
You see, she wasn't in love with...
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Why do most people hate christians?
They don't hate christians, they hate the judgemental, self-righteous bullshitters among them.
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Why is domestic violence increasing?
Because my man deserves it. I like to slap my bitch up every night.
He likes it.
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My toddler got a haircut 2day, I cut it but wanted to leave it curly so took him to get it done. She misunderstood and cut it all off and stuck it in a bag, charged me $13.00.He has bald spots, trying to be covered by long hairs, what should I do?
It's a bad hair cut. Happens to everyone at one point in time. Hair grows. And if $13.00 is a lot of money to you...well that sucks.
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What are the first things you could imagine to see in Hell?
My friends :)
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If me and you are going on a date....Am I driving or are you driving?
You better be driving, and it better be a dually diesel or a BMW!
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What will it take for someone to be your friend?
A lot.
I connect with very little people.
I am different in my lifestyle and who I am from many people, and when I have a conversation with someone I am usually bored to tears, but pretending to be interested.
The few friends I have I would describe as charismatic, intelligent, and unusual in thier own life. A wild streak, and a recklessness is important, and they live on the edge of...
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I'm caustic, argumentative, cynical and sarcastic. Anyone still want to be my friend?
I'm selfish, bossy, impatient, and bitchy.
I think we would kill eachother.
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If your husband stayed in a hotel room with a coworker and said it was to save money, would you believe him?
no no NO
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Do you trust your lover, and if so , how much?
No, I don't. And he has been the most trust worthy so far...
I just know what humans are capable of and he is one of them....
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Would you rather.. Pose nude for a magazine for $10,000, or dance nude once a month for $5,000 a night?
I would pose nude.
I don't have the time or energy to dance nude at night. Plus I believe I would lose my job. The magazine spread might be more forgiven. After all, it's just pictures.
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What do men really want?
Professional whores.
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My boyfriend keeps letting me down im with him 4mths will i jst let him go
I had a three month rule for quite sometime. If they had changed too much within that time, I dumped them before wasting yet another month of my life.
I would advise you to do the same.
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Have you ever locked yourself out of your car or house?
When I was in high school I did it two days in a row. Both times the janitors had to put that thingy down the door to open it. It was embarrassing. Esp. doing it two days in a row. But hey, they don't call it HIGH school for nuthin! or do they....
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What was the last thing you ate from Wendy's?
A small chili with cheese, crackers, and sour cream.
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My live-in girlfriend (10 months) is miserable because I haven't proposed. I feel there's too much pressure for it to be my choice, so I haven't. It seems like she will only be happy if I do this. Ideas?
Propose to her. Then be engaged for years if you need to. I mean, it sounds like you are considering her for marriage, but you need more time. Buy her a ring and it will buy you time.
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I'm having an affair with a married man. He's almost 20 years older than me. He isn't happily married and hasn't had sex with his wife in 8 years. I probably should feel guilty about it but I don't. Is it wrong?
I did the same thing and he divorced his wife and now we are getting married.
It may not have been 8 yrs since they had sex, but the overall picture is that is wife is not putting out, he is not happy, and he is probably VERY happy that a young, attractive girl is interested in him.
If you genuinely have feeling for him, pursue this. Many men in their 40's upgrade to a younger, funner wife.
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How would you like to die?
In a tragic and spectacular horseback riding accident.
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I have a 3300 sq. ft home and two (step)kids. I work full time and it seems like I just can't keep up with the house work. I'm only 22 and I've never had to do all this before so it's new to me. How can I prioritize what I need to get done?
My motto would be unless it looks dirty, it ain't. I would keep up on laundry, dishes, and floors. That's it.
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How can I keep my performance at work while I don't have enough sleep? I have a baby, but need to work full time. Not enough sleep make my thinking slower and don't feel like interact with other people.
No-dose are life savers for an energy boost.
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A tree growing on my neighbor's property has grown so large that it's brushing on my roof and damaging the shingles. I've politely asked my neighbor to trim it back but he says it isn't his problem and that he'll sue me if I touch his tree. What can I do?
Just trim the tree so it is not touching your roof!
Don't be excessive about it and he probably won't even notice.
If he does, your just calling his bluff...what a$$hole is going to sue over some branches trimmed off a tree? If he does sue, I'm sure you'll win.
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My panties or never stain and there is no odor, But when penetrated by my mate, there is excessive wetness,and popping. He thinks I am cheating. But I am not. I am afraid I am going to lose him. I been tested its not a yeast infection or STD. What to do?
I don't think there is anything wrong with you. Who gets to say what amount of wetness is excessive? I'm sure you are just excited, and theat is why you get extra wet, and that is a good thing! If you were cheating I would think with your bf you would be extra dry...
As far as the popping noise, I'm sure it is just air up in there. Turn on some music and u won't even hear it!
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What is something you love to do alone?
Masturbate (hehe)
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I love to sing; do any of you love to do something?
I love to ride horses :)
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Have you been out today?
Yes, I threw on a coat, and cowboy boots with no socks just to throw my horses some extra hay...it's snowing today!
Now I am drinking earl grey tea, and on Answerbag, nice and toasty.
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Married/cohabiting people: Do you have to ask your partner to spend money, or do you require your partner to ask you for spending money?
We have separate accounts, but I appreciate the things he buys for me like vodka, food, a barn, and horses :)
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Have you ever been cow tipping? Did you get caught? Did you enjoy it?
Went to go cow tipping but ended up trying to ride them instead....things got sticky when they turned out to be bulls...
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Women, what sort of things make you bored in a relationship, to the point where you would think about ending it?
If the sex was boring.
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Have you ever used Sargeants' Natures' Guardian flea drops? Do they work well? Would it be safe to treat a 12 week old kitten when I also have an 8 week old kitten in the house?
Frontline works much, much better.
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When the season turns dark and cold my boss comes in griping every single morning. This will literally go on for months. What can i say that will get him to quit his whining?
Tell him that his wife is pretty hot in bed, she'd warm him up...yer friend told you.
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Im 15 dating a 24 year old what can my parents do if they find out
Sweetie, you are being taken advantage of. This guy is a sicko for being involved with you. When you are 24 you will realize what a 15 yr old is to him. A child. You are still a child and he knows it.
Why is he dating a child?
1. he is a loser
2. he can't get anyone decent his own age
3. he enjoys molesting girls
4. he feels he can control the relationship
5. HE IS A LOSER!!!
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Why does my boyfriend stare alot at me ,its kinda annoying, and when i tell him to stop hes all like.. why should i.. I like looking at you
He really really likes you. If you find it annoying maybe you don't like him as much as he likes you...
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Can cat poop make my dog sick?
My dogs have never gotten sick from eating 'kitty chocolates' but I suppose they could....
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Want to play a game? You say one sentence from a movie and we'll see who can guess it the quickest! Okay? It can either be the name of the movie, or the actor.
"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"
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What would you do if you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day, a full 24 hours?
I would piss my name in the snow.
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2 days of Obama and the Market is down 1,000 points what is that an indicator of what does that say about Obama?
Jesus! He just got elected! The damage Bush has done will take time to fix!
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One thing you like about your ex?
That he is now my ex.
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In Michigan it is considered a felony to have sexual intercourse with someone else while married. Do you think it would be hot that every time you had sex you are committing a felony?
It does exist, it does!!!!
I was pulled in on a deposition and if I would have admitted to it they could've charged me! (and him)
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Ive been in Prison for 25 years, Ask me a question!
What is the worst thing about being there?
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A neighbour has started to copy the way i have my hair and my make up now she is wearing almost identical clothes and other people have started to notice too. I only know her to say hello to but how do I sort this out without hurting her feelings?
Let her. Is "your style" really that important?
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It's always happy hour somewhere in the world ~ your friendly Answerbag barmaid would like to know what's your poison?
Hypnotic and Hennessy please :)
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Are you a listener or a talker?
Did you say something?
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Beer then liquor, never sicker, liquor then beer, never fear - do you agree with this little guide to drinking?
I believe that is very true.
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Whats your favorite drink before you go to bed?
Vodka. It's so much more peaceful to pass out instead of just falling asleep.
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Im almost 6 months pregnant. My boyfriend decided he needed time away and put us on a break. He won't answer any of my calls or text, and will read my emails but won't reply. What should I do?
Choices, choices. You could...
1. Ignore him and drop off the face of the earth until his child support bill comes.
2. Stalk him and slash his tires and burn his house down.
3. Put the baby up for adoption and then go to the gym every day and get a really hot new bf.
4. Kill him. (my fav)
Good Luck!
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Me and this guy is starting a new relationship, meanwhile he is going through a legal battle with his two kids mom, he started being slightly distant since that. How do i cope with it?
I am in the same situation and have been for a year. The custody battle is still going on.
I hate that his old life is such a big part of our new life together. It feels sometimes like it taints us.
When things are rough, he takes it out on me sometimes. I, in return, tell him I can only hear about it, and talk about it so much, and then we need to talk about something else.
All I can say...
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I like this guy.. he said he needs time to think about it, because he may go back to his ex gf(who he just broke up with a week go) so i told him to call me when hes figured it out, because i don't want to the other girl.. how long should i wait for him?
Don't wait for him...he's an a$$hole.
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Never date a guy who ......................?
Hates women.
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Have you ever been in a fist fight as an adult ? If so, what was it about?
Yep, and I broke his ear drum.
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Why do some women pluck their eyebrows, but then draw a pencil line in where the eyebrows were? ( I am female and I just dont get it)
Because they're ghetto-whores or cake-faces.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this, (.)(.)?
Boobs.
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Does your shit stink?
Not at all.
It smells like roses.
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Sex is best when _______?
You should't be doing it...
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If your 13 year old daughter said some mean and hateful things to you. What is the better punishment..Making her write an essay of all the things her mother does for her in 100 words or ground her from the computer for a week?
The essay. It will make her realize all the things that are done for her as she writes them down. In the end, punishment is about changing behavior, and she needs the attitide change that the essay could provide.
Good Luck!
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Are you a Sex Goddess?
Yes
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For parents who drink or do drugs ~ who looks after your children while you get drunk or stoned?
That's what "you" time is called...when they're sleeping. Just can't get so sloshed that you couldn't help them in an emergency.
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If something was in fashion,but you didnt like it ,would you still wear it? (I would)
No. I'm not a mindless twit.
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If your partner doesn't like an outfit, do you still wear it?
no.
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Are you pretty?
Yes.
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What reasons do men stay in a marriage but continue to seek attention outside of it? Are they really that unhappy and staying for the kids? Dont they feel bad coming home to their wives? What are they looking for and if they are unhappy why not leave?
I don't think that they are unhappy in their marriage...I think that they are just much happier with a girl on the side along with their marriage, and they believe they can get away with it.
I think they have moments where they feel bad about it, like when they have a really loving moment with either girl, but in the end, they love themselves the most.
I have experience with this.
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Would you pole dance for a living?
It's great money, minimum hours, and the drinks are free....hmmmm
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What do you consider the biggest turnoff?
A wife.
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What word best describes your last break up?
short-term.
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What specific qualities make someone "tall, dark, and handsome"?
Trent Reznor.
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What's your argument for/ against gay marrage?
I am against it. Isn't the world messed up enough as it is?
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Would you date a man 30 years older than you?
Maybe...
He would have to look much younger than he was, work out, have all his hair, and have a big you know what.
He would also have to be very established in his career and accomplishments, and be fun to be with.
I guess I would. :)
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Who wants to join me in THANKING GOD Obama is the our next president?
Yeah Obama!!!!!
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
I voted for him, but thought McCain would win. All the people in my area are farmers and they all had his sign in their yard. I hate Bush and all his group has done, and I thought they were to powerfully engrained into America, in all their corruptness.
I couldn't stand to watch last night.
I woke up this morning, and my best friend texted me 'Obama bitches!!!'
I am very very...
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Certain smells provoke really strong vivid memories. For me 'Dove' deoderant reminds me of when I worked on a cruise ship as it was the only brand I could get. What smells provoke strong memories for you?
A certain hair conditioner always remind me of a horse I used to groom and pamper all the time. Her name was Star's Sapphire. She was my first horse. I miss her. I would put it in her mane.
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If you were seconds away from death, what would you say?
"God dammit"
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Can you love someone so much that you hate seeing them spend time doing other things?
that's not love...it's ownership.
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What is it called when you hate someone and love them at the same time?
A marriage.
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What was the last thing you did that you would be embarrassed if someone else knew that you did it?
I picked my nose and flicked it while driving...
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What is YOUR meaning of life, or the reason YOU'RE here....if you had to take your best guess?
Horses, sex, and happiness.
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What are some common name for wild horses?
Bucky, Bronco, and Motherf*cker Slow Down.
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What happens if you drink your blood or someone else's? How will it affect your health?
You will get a good dose of iron.
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How much whipping will it take to straighten everyone out?
I bet a ton. If you need assistance just ask cause I have lunge whips, carriage whips, crops, short bats, long bats, and while we're at it, rowel spurs, rock grinders, long spurs, and best of all, a great whipping technique.
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Where have all the cowboys gone?
Inside me. (haha)
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The man I have been seeing outside of my marriage(husband knows), has started making remarks about my still being married, living in the same home with husband and still using his car.
Why would he be complaining when our thing is mainly sexual?
All I can say is that I am very jealous.
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When you are single, how long are you single for?
The amount of time it takes to hang up the phone on my ex and call my new boy.
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Where have all the cowboys gone?
I don't know, but if I meet one more guy who doesn't know how to change his oil, use a socket wrench, or fix a leaky faucet, I'm gonna punch him out cause I know he'll cry.
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If the AB staff asked you to appear in a nude AB calendar would you say yes?
Maybe. Depends on if they paid me, and what amount...
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Do you imitate your father in anything?
Yes. I am like the female version of my Dad. We both have a huge wild streak. We don't like change. We are close the our mothers. We like to eat the same thing every day. We have huge passions that are all-consuming. He loves boats, I love horses. We are both self-centered, charismatic, and well liked.
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WHY DOES MY EX ASK WHO I AM WITH, WHAT I AM DOING ETC? He broke up with me and i have not called him or txt him..he txt me all the time and last night he sent me abusive txt when he was drinking and i didn't answer. I love this guy but what is going on?
He doesn't want to be with you anymore, but he thinks he still owns you.
Guys are stupid. They think just because you've slept with them that you are theirs forever and ever.
You are not his anymore, (not that you ever were) and he does not own you! He has no rights to you! Tell em'
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Are you in love with yourself?
absolutly.
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Is there any sites that you can look up a horses brand to find out its racing history?
only place I know of to look at race records is The Jockey Club. You would need the horse's tattoo inside his lip.
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I've just split with my fiance for another girl, she is also in a long term relationship. We work together and have been sleeping with each other, she said that she has too much to lose by seeing me and wants me to back off. What should
Sounds like you got screwed.
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Do you think it is possible to be in love with two people at the same time?
Yes, but for different reasons.
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Is it hard work to bring up a foal?
Yes of course. Foals need special treatment and special nutrition. Their pastures need to be extra safe, and even then they hurt themselves, sometimes badly. They need consistant, proper handling, and need to be taught to wear a halter, lead, aceept being touched everywhere, pick up all four feet, etc. Teaching to load into a trailer, hose, and clip is also a good idea. They love other foals to...
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How much should an average yearling filly or colt cost?
All depends on the breeding and the quality of the animal. Of course babies are cheaper to buy than grown horses because they don't have any training, but training is the most expensive thing to put on a horse, so unless you are a trainer, or have much experience with training yourself, then your cheap baby will end up being a very large investment.
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Does an atheist believe in salvation from sin?
No. They don't believe in the concept of sin.
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Few weeks of not talking to each other I text friend "I still wanna talk to u again but u confuse me.shall I drop it & give u more space or forget about being friends and move on?"he txt "yeh just drop it" does this mean he will be friends again later
I would forget about him. If he enters your life at another point in time, then so be it. But his 'just drop it' text means that he not tonly needs space, but perhaps is done altogether and doesn't want to talk about it.
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Why do you think ex's keep in touch? do you think it's because they are still in love or they make better friends?
All of my ex's periodically contact me. They do it because they haven't found anyone like me I suppose...
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Why would a man end a 3-year relationship with a pretty, smart, funny, and educated young woman to be with a jobless, controlling, and unfaithful party girl?
Because he was bored and miserable. Maybe he is happier now.
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