Answerbag: Slim746's answers

Answer to When you are eating fish, what do you eat with it?

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:39:47 -0700

When you are eating fish, what do you eat with it?

If it happens to be smoked salmon (my favorite), then I'll have some sesame crackers, spicy brown mustard, and a frosty schooner of amber ale.

Answer to Have you ever asked the waiter at a steakhouse what breed of cattle the steak is coming from?

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:50:15 -0700

Have you ever asked the waiter at a steakhouse what breed of cattle the steak is coming from?

No. Is it supposed to be a big deal?

Answer to What is the main function of the Digestive System

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:22:51 -0700

What is the main function of the Digestive System

Duh.......digestion?

Answer to Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:19:24 -0700

Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?

I'm told that pedophiles live an especially hard life in the pennitentiary. You may want to reconsider.

Answer to What is the earliest TV program you can remember watching?

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:49:58 -0700

What is the earliest TV program you can remember watching?

The Ted Mack Amateur Hour.

Answer to Can an old employer sue you for libel if you speak out about negative experiences you had with them?

Sat, 31 May 2008 19:23:14 -0700

Can an old employer sue you for libel if you speak out about negative experiences you had with them?

You can sue ANYBODY for ANYTHING. Winning a settlement however, may be difficult unless you can prove damages. In the scenario you have described, if you have made untrue statements about a previous employer he could likely sue you for libel and win a judgement.

Answer to Can you name five countries in Africa off the top of your head?

Mon, 19 May 2008 15:16:38 -0700

Can you name five countries in Africa off the top of your head?

Morroco, Algeria, Tunesia, Libya, Ethiopia, Yemen, Angola, Ghana, Kenya, South Africa, etc.

Answer to Can being overweight give you wide feet?

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:30:47 -0700

Can being overweight give you wide feet?

Yes, and a wide ass too.

Answer to What are some of the best non-toxic ways to exterminate termites?

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:14:37 -0700

What are some of the best non-toxic ways to exterminate termites?

Stab them with an ice pick. You'll get plenty of excercise doing that.

Answer to What's the cutest kind of dog?

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:04:02 -0700

What's the cutest kind of dog?

A hotdog.

Answer to Whats the best liquor you have ever had?

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:26:57 -0700

Whats the best liquor you have ever had?

Jack Daniels (Black Label) or Wild Turkey. Both taste very good.

Answer to What is something that is very much fun to do naked?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:45:03 -0700

What is something that is very much fun to do naked?

The Hokey-Pokey

Answer to Should I be upset that my boyfriend and one of my best friends both have not contacted me at all today? After all it is my birthday.. :(

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:43:11 -0700

Should I be upset that my boyfriend and one of my best friends both have not contacted me at all today? After all it is my birthday.. :(

Don't be. Men don't dwell on that stuff.

Answer to What is the stupidest name you've heard someone name their dog?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:42:02 -0700

What is the stupidest name you've heard someone name their dog?

Douglas

Answer to Does instant messaging promote better use of the English language by teenagers?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:39:44 -0700

Does instant messaging promote better use of the English language by teenagers?

No. I think it's cultivating a generation of abbreviators.

Answer to Was it insanely windy where you are today as well?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:38:41 -0700

Was it insanely windy where you are today as well?

no

Answer to My boyfriend says that he sits around and thinks of things he would do to me if i left him and if he can't have me no one can. is this abuse?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:14:15 -0700

My boyfriend says that he sits around and thinks of things he would do to me if i left him and if he can't have me no one can. is this abuse?

He's a sick-o. You should get a restraining order. This situation will only intensify.

Answer to When typing, do you put two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence? AND: How old are you?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:13:03 -0700

When typing, do you put two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence? AND: How old are you?

a. yes b. 97

Answer to What is the address of Anne Frank's house in Amsterdam?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:12:25 -0700

What is the address of Anne Frank's house in Amsterdam?

1432 Franklin Pike Circle Amsterdam, NY

Answer to Do you flirt and not realise it?

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:10:13 -0700

Do you flirt and not realise it?

My says that I do. (?)

Answer to What does your workout schedule consist of?

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:25:17 -0700

What does your workout schedule consist of?

Placing my elbow on the bar and hoisting a frosty schooner of Guiness.

Answer to WHY ARE THE GAS PRICES GOING UP

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:19:49 -0700

WHY ARE THE GAS PRICES GOING UP

The answer lies in a very lopsided supply and demand ratio. Previously "unindustiral" countries which are now emerging as progressive industrialized powers are creating a insatiable appetite for petroleum fuels. China is the shining example. The cartels are going to get the most for...

Answer to LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FAMILY IN NORTHEAST ARKANSAS?

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:07:40 -0700

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FAMILY IN NORTHEAST ARKANSAS?

I understand that incest is popular in Arkansas.

Answer to I want to Lose Weight NOW! Any Help?

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:04:26 -0700

I want to Lose Weight NOW! Any Help?

Join the Army and go Airborne. You WILL lose weight in jump school.

Answer to Do fuel additives work?

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:00:38 -0700

Do fuel additives work?

Performance additives probably don't make a lot of difference. Anti-gel additives work well in cold weather if you want to prevent diesel from thickening and gelling.

Answer to Where is the manual transmission fill plug on a 1993 ford escort wagon?

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:55:40 -0700

Where is the manual transmission fill plug on a 1993 ford escort wagon?

If it became loose it's lying on the highway somewhere.

Answer to Do you like the smell of the beach?

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:54:44 -0700

Do you like the smell of the beach?

Yes, and Kramer does too.

Answer to Would you rather have a cantaloupe, hondeydew melon, or a watermelon?

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:52:54 -0700

Would you rather have a cantaloupe, hondeydew melon, or a watermelon?

Cantaloupe, at room temperature.

Answer to Ok. i really like teacher but he is 27 years old, and this girl crush wont go away... what should i do?

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:49:52 -0700

Ok. i really like teacher but he is 27 years old, and this girl crush wont go away... what should i do?

The first order of business is for you to GROW UP.

Answer to Why is gay marriage not a basic human rights issue?

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:49:05 -0700

Why is gay marriage not a basic human rights issue?

Because they're not "basic" humans.

Answer to How long did it take you to get over it?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:27:09 -0700

How long did it take you to get over it?

Get over what? It? Well, what is IT?

Answer to Where can I find some Silicone Adhesive? Is it easy to find on any hardware store shelves?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:25:37 -0700

Where can I find some Silicone Adhesive? Is it easy to find on any hardware store shelves?

Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace Hdw., True Value Hdw., etc., etc. ...anywhere but Walmart.

Answer to In your opinion, what is one or more of the most morally disgusting songs you have heard?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:16:05 -0700

In your opinion, what is one or more of the most morally disgusting songs you have heard?

All Rap songs are foolishness. They appeal to stupid people with limited vocabularies mostly.

Answer to What do Birds eat?What kind of birds Can eat crakers? How do you take thier baths??? Do you even like birds?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:14:32 -0700

What do Birds eat?What kind of birds Can eat crakers? How do you take thier baths??? Do you even like birds?

Birds eat their own feces. I don't know of any birds who eat crackers. I don't know (or care) how they take baths. I hate the bastards.

Answer to Have you ever sent anything abroad?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:12:41 -0700

Have you ever sent anything abroad?

I sent something to a broad once.

Answer to Where is John Galt when we need him?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:11:35 -0700

Where is John Galt when we need him?

Who the hell is John Galt?.. and what do you need him for?

Answer to Which country is often referred to as the Land of the Rising Sun?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:11:14 -0700

Which country is often referred to as the Land of the Rising Sun?

Today is easy question day. Japan.

Answer to If you are a minority or gay, do you get upset with another minority or gay who lives his life and behaves in a way that only reinforces a negative stereotype about that race?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:10:42 -0700

If you are a minority or gay, do you get upset with another minority or gay who lives his life and behaves in a way that only reinforces a negative stereotype about that race?

Race? I've never heard them referred to as a race?

Answer to I just got a nice brush and metal comb to brush my puppies fur, but he wont stand still! what should i do?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:08:36 -0700

I just got a nice brush and metal comb to brush my puppies fur, but he wont stand still! what should i do?

Explain the economic aspect of this problem to him. I'm sure he'll comprehend it in some considerable depth.

Answer to What is a safe natural way to get rid of termites?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:07:18 -0700

What is a safe natural way to get rid of termites?

Get my boss to fart in your house.

Answer to Who will be the 2008 American Idol, David Cook or David Archuleta?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:05:56 -0700

Who will be the 2008 American Idol, David Cook or David Archuleta?

David Yandle.

Answer to Can the armed forces of a country be dissolved?

Wed, 14 May 2008 19:00:10 -0700

Can the armed forces of a country be dissolved?

If they are water soluble it can happen in a rain storm.

Answer to I looked at some photos under Google images of "penile cancer". Have you ever known anyone affected with this type of cancer?

Wed, 14 May 2008 18:56:10 -0700

I looked at some photos under Google images of "penile cancer". Have you ever known anyone affected with this type of cancer?

No, but I know a guy who had testicular cancer.

Answer to Do you have any shallow friends and do you treat them any different from your other friends?

Wed, 14 May 2008 18:49:41 -0700

Do you have any shallow friends and do you treat them any different from your other friends?

Yes, and when necessary, I ignore them. ..just as if they don't exist. I should clarify. Those are not actually friends, but people with whom I must interact daily in my profession. (the next office down the hall, etc.)

Answer to What do you think of a 60 + woman who dresses sexy, goes to clubs, and dates men in their 20s?

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:00:28 -0700

What do you think of a 60 + woman who dresses sexy, goes to clubs, and dates men in their 20s?

She's probably HOT if guys in their 20's are going out with her.

Answer to Whats the best way to resize pictures(KB to kb) from large to smaller?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:54:49 -0700

Whats the best way to resize pictures(KB to kb) from large to smaller?

Machete

Answer to Is it "cheap" to not want to give your broke friend a dollar everyday, just because you can afford it and the friend unexpectantly showers you with weird, expensive gifts sometimes?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:54:12 -0700

Is it "cheap" to not want to give your broke friend a dollar everyday, just because you can afford it and the friend unexpectantly showers you with weird, expensive gifts sometimes?

Maybe the friend wouldn't be broke were it not for spending money on wierd, expensive gifts.

Answer to Why do medics sometimes say your not dead until your warm and dead?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:24:26 -0700

Why do medics sometimes say your not dead until your warm and dead?

That makes absolutely no sense.

Answer to What do you think of the leo and libra combination?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:22:57 -0700

What do you think of the leo and libra combination?

I think that you are easily led if you belief in that crap.

Answer to How much longer can America, as a free nation, survive under the inept leadership of George W. Bush?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:15:45 -0700

How much longer can America, as a free nation, survive under the inept leadership of George W. Bush?

The president in power is always the worst president we've ever had; always the direct object of unqualified criticism, and always the focal point of the naysayers and gloom-&-doom yak-yakkers. There have been worse presidents before him, and there will probably be worse presidents yet...

Answer to How do you tell if a cat is dying?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:04:44 -0700

How do you tell if a cat is dying?

If he stops breathing or his heart stops beating, it's a good indicator that he's kicked the bucket.

Answer to What should G.W. Bush say in his last speech as President?

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:02:51 -0700

What should G.W. Bush say in his last speech as President?

The hell with y'all.

Answer to I am working on an acrostic poem, and the word is immigration, is something about what I feel when I first cme to america. any tips? PS: is best that you can use rhymes, but ist's fine without it.

Tue, 13 May 2008 18:00:55 -0700

I am working on an acrostic poem, and the word is immigration, is something about what I feel when I first cme to america. any tips? PS: is best that you can use rhymes, but ist's fine without it.

I was contemplating immigration To a new and wonderful nation I arrived in Seattle But had to do battle With a case of extreme constipation. (There's more where that came from.)

Answer to How do you sharpen HSS saw blades?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:52:42 -0700

How do you sharpen HSS saw blades?

Go down to Walmart and get yourself a HSS Saw Blade Sharpener.

Answer to Is China still the most populated country?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:51:10 -0700

Is China still the most populated country?

Total people? ..Probably. Per square mile? ...Probably not.

Answer to Barak or Hillary?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:47:36 -0700

Barak or Hillary?

Both of them are idiots, ..so it doesn't make any difference which one you chooze. They're both gonna tell you what you want to hear. (Why are liberals so gullible?)

Answer to Do you know where veal comes from?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:40:09 -0700

Do you know where veal comes from?

What a bunch of expert bullshitters !!!

Answer to Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:38:56 -0700

Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing?

Wrong. I don't have to do a damn thing... and Karioke is for Geeks.

Answer to How can I become a ninja?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:27:32 -0700

How can I become a ninja?

You can get a time machine and go back to the 12th century Japanese empire. Then train for about 10-15 years. Or, as an alternative, you could just GROW UP !!!!

Answer to Have you ever slept with a co-worker?

Tue, 13 May 2008 17:25:07 -0700

Have you ever slept with a co-worker?

Yes. Big mistake.

Answer to If you are a guy who has been surgically sterilized, at what point do you share this tidbit with a person you are dating?

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:36:44 -0700

If you are a guy who has been surgically sterilized, at what point do you share this tidbit with a person you are dating?

I wouldn't hesitate to discuss it in the right moment. Although I don't think I would introduce myself and say "Oh by the way, I've had a vasectomy just in case you want to get it on right away".

Answer to What was the date and year that pearl harbor was bombed?

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:31:57 -0700

What was the date and year that pearl harbor was bombed?

12/07/41, SlapaJap Day.

Answer to In your first relationship, were you the clumsy, bashful one or the assertive, sassy one?

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:30:41 -0700

In your first relationship, were you the clumsy, bashful one or the assertive, sassy one?

I was the assertive HORNY one.

Answer to Are anxiety disorders all in the mind

Mon, 12 May 2008 18:15:47 -0700

Are anxiety disorders all in the mind

Where do you think they are? ...in the elbow?

Answer to Can anyone tell me a good comeback if someone says to you "So when are you ever going to get a boyfriend?" (Because I tried saying "When I want one" But they replied "So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" And I didn't have a comeback)

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:26:55 -0700

Can anyone tell me a good comeback if someone says to you "So when are you ever going to get a boyfriend?" (Because I tried saying "When I want one" But they replied "So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" And I didn't have a comeback)

You sound like George Costanza in the episode where he was trying to think of a comeback for "Hey George, the ocean called and they're tunning out of shrinp".

Answer to Will you miss GEORGE W BUSH after he leaves the white house this year?

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:23:16 -0700

Will you miss GEORGE W BUSH after he leaves the white house this year?

If Obama wins the election, a LOT of people are going to miss W.

Answer to Why did George W. Bush, described by some of his fellow officers as a talented and enthusiastic pilot, stop flying fighter jets in the spring of 1972 and fail to take an annual physical exam required of all pilots?

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:22:11 -0700

Why did George W. Bush, described by some of his fellow officers as a talented and enthusiastic pilot, stop flying fighter jets in the spring of 1972 and fail to take an annual physical exam required of all pilots?

Isn't it about time to quit digging up dirt on Bush? You going to have a new president soon; then you can shit on him for at least four years.

Answer to How would you describe Zion National Park in Utah, USA?

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:19:48 -0700

How would you describe Zion National Park in Utah, USA?

Awesome! I can't adequately describe it.

Answer to What is the best convertible?

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:18:19 -0700

What is the best convertible?

'57 Chevrolet, turqoise and white. That's the boss.

Answer to Who is the number 1 team in Italy

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:16:55 -0700

Who is the number 1 team in Italy

What kind of team? Soccer? Baseball? Basketball? Football? Shuffleboard? Curling? Chess? Bobsledding? what??????????????????????????????

Answer to Where is Burleigh Heads located?

Mon, 12 May 2008 17:14:58 -0700

Where is Burleigh Heads located?

...on top of burleigh's neck.

Answer to What is the cheapest bedding for a Guinea Pig? I use Carrefresh ultra, and it is costing me a ton. Any cheap alternatives?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:43:47 -0700

What is the cheapest bedding for a Guinea Pig? I use Carrefresh ultra, and it is costing me a ton. Any cheap alternatives?

Cedar shavings?

Answer to The Supreme Court is now hearing a case as to whether execution by lethal injection is cruel and inhumane punishment. that it takes too long for one of the three medications to react in the body and causes extreme pain, before death. whats your opinion?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:42:25 -0700

The Supreme Court is now hearing a case as to whether execution by lethal injection is cruel and inhumane punishment. that it takes too long for one of the three medications to react in the body and causes extreme pain, before death. whats your opinion?

I don't know about that, but the people who were murdered by those assholes and pieces of human garbage on death row probably felt a considerable amount of pain when they were dying. Why would anyone be concerned about the comfort or discomfort of those low-life slugs anyway?

Answer to Who was the worst US President ever?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:33:13 -0700

Who was the worst US President ever?

Lyndon Johnson without a doubt. He has more American blood on his hands than Hitler and Hirohito combined.

Answer to My asian friend keeps calling me white guy. arent they part white too?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:31:44 -0700

My asian friend keeps calling me white guy. arent they part white too?

"White" is the generally accepted term for Caucasian. Of course, you cannot determine if your asian friends are part white unless you do some extensive research into their ancestry. What difference does it make anyway?

Answer to If Barack Obama belongs to the Trinity United Church of Christ, which promotes "Black Power" (http://www.tucc.org/talking_points.htm) is he a Racist ? Why or why not?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:28:39 -0700

If Barack Obama belongs to the Trinity United Church of Christ, which promotes "Black Power" (http://www.tucc.org/talking_points.htm) is he a Racist ? Why or why not?

My question would have to be "If he isn't a racist, why does he belong to the congregation of a church whose minister is a racist asshole?" That guy didn't start that racist bullshit all of a sudden. Those thoughts have been with him for a long time, and none of this should...

Answer to When you sing, do you lose your accent?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:23:26 -0700

When you sing, do you lose your accent?

Tom Jones did. Engelbert Humperdink did. Mick Jagger did. Mel Tillis even loses his stutter when singing!

Answer to What are some reasons why you wouldn't leave a tip?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:21:21 -0700

What are some reasons why you wouldn't leave a tip?

Waiter or waitress with an attitude. ..or inattentive, or just plain bad service. Leaving a tip of a nickel or penny is better vengance than leaving no tip at all. I've done that before and made a smart-alec waitress cry. Wow, that made me feel good!

Answer to What is the worst experiance you ever had at work?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:18:41 -0700

What is the worst experiance you ever had at work?

80 Teamsters on the dock staging a slow-down over some petty BS.

Answer to How does the theory of evolution explain why there are still monkeys around?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:17:28 -0700

How does the theory of evolution explain why there are still monkeys around?

That's a very good question, and NOBODY can answer it intelligently, other than to say that we are the result of intelligent design. i.e., God's plan.

Answer to Do most people start dating in high school or in middle school?

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:14:09 -0700

Do most people start dating in high school or in middle school?

First you have to define dating. Dating, as I define it, is going out together to enjoy a movie, dinner, or other mutually rewarding activity. "Hanging out" as it is done in middle school does not (in my opinion) constitute dating, but it is more of a 'getting to know you'...

Answer to Does the media disrespect the Appalachian areas of the United States?

Sun, 11 May 2008 19:12:55 -0700

Does the media disrespect the Appalachian areas of the United States?

There is a preconceived notion that all people from Appalachia are undereducated, backward, and culturally challenged. While there may be many like that, most people from the area are living contemporary lifestyles just like the remainder of the country. Now then, since most mainstream media is...

Answer to What does turning on and off a light switch a lot quickly mess up? Does it actually mess anything up?

Sun, 11 May 2008 11:55:28 -0700

What does turning on and off a light switch a lot quickly mess up? Does it actually mess anything up?

It will cause wear on the moving parts of the switch. Other than that it can do no harm.

Answer to How can i make my boobs grow?

Sun, 11 May 2008 08:03:15 -0700

How can i make my boobs grow?

Rub toilet paper between them. It worked really well on my ex-girlfriend's ass.

Answer to Where do u buy a gaint gummy bear?

Sat, 10 May 2008 07:29:39 -0700

Where do u buy a gaint gummy bear?

What is gaint? Do you mean "Giant"?

Answer to Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?

Sat, 10 May 2008 05:47:49 -0700

Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?

Your know, he ran for Governor of Texas and although he didn't win, he had endorsements from a lot of celebrities.

Answer to Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:58:47 -0700

Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?

Kinky Friedman.

Answer to My swimsuit top is coming untied and is about ready to fall off, do you tell me so I can fix it?

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:57:21 -0700

My swimsuit top is coming untied and is about ready to fall off, do you tell me so I can fix it?

I'd keep quiet. I want to see those hooters!!!

Answer to Where is Naples located?

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:40:04 -0700

Where is Naples located?

One is in Italy, and there's another one in Florida.

Answer to My girlfriend of one year, broke up with me, well a break, because she doesnt know what she wants anymore.(she does love me). I told her to call me when you'll know what you want. How long should I wait? I'm going nuts, depressed, sad, and angry.

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:34:04 -0700

My girlfriend of one year, broke up with me, well a break, because she doesnt know what she wants anymore.(she does love me). I told her to call me when you'll know what you want. How long should I wait? I'm going nuts, depressed, sad, and angry.

Drive by her house, give her the finger, and then join the French Foriegn Legion.

Answer to What does prude mean?

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:32:29 -0700

What does prude mean?

Go to www.dictionary.com

Answer to What should a man do when his wife is against him at every turn?

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:28:34 -0700

What should a man do when his wife is against him at every turn?

Get a new one; preferrably younger and prettier.

Answer to Okay my best friend just got this new boyfriend and he is cool and all but he seems like he is always competing with me for her attention.Also she is always hanging with him and they are making me feel like im in the way of there relationship.What do i do

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:27:14 -0700

Okay my best friend just got this new boyfriend and he is cool and all but he seems like he is always competing with me for her attention.Also she is always hanging with him and they are making me feel like im in the way of there relationship.What do i do

Butt out !

Answer to Can you (yourself) blow a bubble inside of a bubble with gum?

Thu, 08 May 2008 19:41:21 -0700

Can you (yourself) blow a bubble inside of a bubble with gum?

Do you think this question ever comes up in shareholder meetings at Fortune 500 companies?

Answer to Will the Cuban embargo's be lifted in the near future so I can buy some cigars?

Thu, 08 May 2008 19:37:32 -0700

Will the Cuban embargo's be lifted in the near future so I can buy some cigars?

Some of the Honduran and Nicaraguan cigars are actually better than Cuban cigars anyway. All that stuff about Cuban cigars is hype. I've tried both Cubans and the other Central American varieties. I bought some Cuban Cohibas in Canada and was very disappointed with them.

Answer to What percentage of emails do you think go into a "black hole" and never get delivered to their intended recipient?

Thu, 08 May 2008 19:33:41 -0700

What percentage of emails do you think go into a "black hole" and never get delivered to their intended recipient?

2.731843%

Answer to How do you say hello in ecuidorian?

Thu, 08 May 2008 19:32:46 -0700

How do you say hello in ecuidorian?

People in Ecuador speak Spanish. There is no such language as Ecuadoran.

Answer to Why has AB evolved from a place to exchange intelligent questions and answers into a forum for mindless juvenile banter?

Tue, 06 May 2008 15:09:19 -0700

Why has AB evolved from a place to exchange intelligent questions and answers into a forum for mindless juvenile banter?

Tks.

Answer to What's your opinion on cannibalism? There are hospital who sell infant organs in exchange for money.

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:11:49 -0700

What's your opinion on cannibalism? There are hospital who sell infant organs in exchange for money.

The plural of hospital is hospitals. ..with an s on the end.

Answer to What do you ache for?

Mon, 05 May 2008 20:10:45 -0700

What do you ache for?

...relief from stupid questions like "What do you ache for?"