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When you are eating fish, what do you eat with it?
If it happens to be smoked salmon (my favorite), then I'll have some sesame crackers, spicy brown mustard, and a frosty schooner of amber ale.
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Have you ever asked the waiter at a steakhouse what breed of cattle the steak is coming from?
No. Is it supposed to be a big deal?
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What is the main function of the Digestive System
Duh.......digestion?
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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?
I'm told that pedophiles live an especially hard life in the pennitentiary. You may want to reconsider.
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What is the earliest TV program you can remember watching?
The Ted Mack Amateur Hour.
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Can an old employer sue you for libel if you speak out about negative experiences you had with them?
You can sue ANYBODY for ANYTHING. Winning a settlement however, may be difficult unless you can prove damages. In the scenario you have described, if you have made untrue statements about a previous employer he could likely sue you for libel and win a judgement.
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Can you name five countries in Africa off the top of your head?
Morroco, Algeria, Tunesia, Libya, Ethiopia, Yemen,
Angola, Ghana, Kenya, South Africa, etc.
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Can being overweight give you wide feet?
Yes, and a wide ass too.
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What are some of the best non-toxic ways to exterminate termites?
Stab them with an ice pick. You'll get plenty of excercise doing that.
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What's the cutest kind of dog?
A hotdog.
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Whats the best liquor you have ever had?
Jack Daniels (Black Label) or Wild Turkey. Both taste very good.
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What is something that is very much fun to do naked?
The Hokey-Pokey
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Should I be upset that my boyfriend and one of my best friends both have not contacted me at all today? After all it is my birthday.. :(
Don't be. Men don't dwell on that stuff.
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What is the stupidest name you've heard someone name their dog?
Douglas
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Does instant messaging promote better use of the English language by teenagers?
No. I think it's cultivating a generation of abbreviators.
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Was it insanely windy where you are today as well?
no
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My boyfriend says that he sits around and thinks of things he would do to me if i left him and if he can't have me no one can. is this abuse?
He's a sick-o. You should get a restraining order. This situation will only intensify.
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When typing, do you put two spaces after a period at the end of a sentence? AND: How old are you?
a. yes
b. 97
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What is the address of Anne Frank's house in Amsterdam?
1432 Franklin Pike Circle
Amsterdam, NY
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Do you flirt and not realise it?
My says that I do. (?)
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What does your workout schedule consist of?
Placing my elbow on the bar and hoisting a frosty schooner of Guiness.
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WHY ARE THE GAS PRICES GOING UP
The answer lies in a very lopsided supply and demand ratio. Previously "unindustiral" countries which are now emerging as progressive industrialized powers are creating a insatiable appetite for petroleum fuels. China is the shining example. The cartels are going to get the most for their buck, and the international demands for petroleum are sending the crude prices through the roof....
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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FAMILY IN NORTHEAST ARKANSAS?
I understand that incest is popular in Arkansas.
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I want to Lose Weight NOW! Any Help?
Join the Army and go Airborne. You WILL lose weight in jump school.
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Do fuel additives work?
Performance additives probably don't make a lot of difference. Anti-gel additives work well in cold weather if you want to prevent diesel from thickening and gelling.
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Where is the manual transmission fill plug on a 1993 ford escort wagon?
If it became loose it's lying on the highway somewhere.
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Do you like the smell of the beach?
Yes, and Kramer does too.
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Would you rather have a cantaloupe, hondeydew melon, or a watermelon?
Cantaloupe, at room temperature.
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Ok. i really like teacher but he is 27 years old, and this girl crush wont go away... what should i do?
The first order of business is for you to GROW UP.
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Why is gay marriage not a basic human rights issue?
Because they're not "basic" humans.
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How long did it take you to get over it?
Get over what? It? Well, what is IT?
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Where can I find some Silicone Adhesive? Is it easy to find on any hardware store shelves?
Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace Hdw., True Value Hdw., etc., etc. ...anywhere but Walmart.
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In your opinion, what is one or more of the most morally disgusting songs you have heard?
All Rap songs are foolishness. They appeal to stupid people with limited vocabularies mostly.
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What do Birds eat?What kind of birds Can eat crakers? How do you take thier baths??? Do you even like birds?
Birds eat their own feces.
I don't know of any birds who eat crackers.
I don't know (or care) how they take baths.
I hate the bastards.
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Have you ever sent anything abroad?
I sent something to a broad once.
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Where is John Galt when we need him?
Who the hell is John Galt?.. and what do you need him for?
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Which country is often referred to as the Land of the Rising Sun?
Today is easy question day. Japan.
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If you are a minority or gay, do you get upset with another minority or gay who lives his life and behaves in a way that only reinforces a negative stereotype about that race?
Race? I've never heard them referred to as a race?
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I just got a nice brush and metal comb to brush my puppies fur, but he wont stand still! what should i do?
Explain the economic aspect of this problem to him. I'm sure he'll comprehend it in some considerable depth.
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What is a safe natural way to get rid of termites?
Get my boss to fart in your house.
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Who will be the 2008 American Idol, David Cook or David Archuleta?
David Yandle.
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Can the armed forces of a country be dissolved?
If they are water soluble it can happen in a rain storm.
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I looked at some photos under Google images of "penile cancer". Have you ever known anyone affected with this type of cancer?
No, but I know a guy who had testicular cancer.
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Do you have any shallow friends and do you treat them any different from your other friends?
Yes, and when necessary, I ignore them. ..just as if they don't exist. I should clarify. Those are not actually friends, but people with whom I must interact daily in my profession. (the next office down the hall, etc.)
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What do you think of a 60 + woman who dresses sexy, goes to clubs, and dates men in their 20s?
She's probably HOT if guys in their 20's are going out with her.
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Whats the best way to resize pictures(KB to kb) from large to smaller?
Machete
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Is it "cheap" to not want to give your broke friend a dollar everyday, just because you can afford it and the friend unexpectantly showers you with weird, expensive gifts sometimes?
Maybe the friend wouldn't be broke were it not for spending money on wierd, expensive gifts.
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Why do medics sometimes say your not dead until your warm and dead?
That makes absolutely no sense.
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What do you think of the leo and libra combination?
I think that you are easily led if you belief in that crap.
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How much longer can America, as a free nation, survive under the inept leadership of George W. Bush?
The president in power is always the worst president we've ever had; always the direct object of unqualified criticism, and always the focal point of the naysayers and gloom-&-doom yak-yakkers. There have been worse presidents before him, and there will probably be worse presidents yet to come. Someday you might wake up and get the big picture.
Next you're probably going to tell...
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How do you tell if a cat is dying?
If he stops breathing or his heart stops beating, it's a good indicator that he's kicked the bucket.
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What should G.W. Bush say in his last speech as President?
The hell with y'all.
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I am working on an acrostic poem, and the word is immigration, is something about what I feel when I first cme to america. any tips? PS: is best that you can use rhymes, but ist's fine without it.
I was contemplating immigration
To a new and wonderful nation
I arrived in Seattle
But had to do battle
With a case of extreme constipation.
(There's more where that came from.)
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How do you sharpen HSS saw blades?
Go down to Walmart and get yourself a HSS Saw Blade Sharpener.
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Is China still the most populated country?
Total people? ..Probably.
Per square mile? ...Probably not.
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Barak or Hillary?
Both of them are idiots, ..so it doesn't make any difference which one you chooze. They're both gonna tell you what you want to hear. (Why are liberals so gullible?)
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Do you know where veal comes from?
What a bunch of expert bullshitters !!!
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Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing?
Wrong. I don't have to do a damn thing... and Karioke is for Geeks.
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How can I become a ninja?
You can get a time machine and go back to the 12th century Japanese empire. Then train for about 10-15 years. Or, as an alternative, you could just GROW UP !!!!
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Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
Yes. Big mistake.
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If you are a guy who has been surgically sterilized, at what point do you share this tidbit with a person you are dating?
I wouldn't hesitate to discuss it in the right moment. Although I don't think I would introduce myself and say "Oh by the way, I've had a vasectomy just in case you want to get it on right away".
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What was the date and year that pearl harbor was bombed?
12/07/41, SlapaJap Day.
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In your first relationship, were you the clumsy, bashful one or the assertive, sassy one?
I was the assertive HORNY one.
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Are anxiety disorders all in the mind
Where do you think they are? ...in the elbow?
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Can anyone tell me a good comeback if someone says to you "So when are you ever going to get a boyfriend?"
(Because I tried saying "When I want one" But they replied "So you think you can just get one whenever you want?" And I didn't have a comeback)
You sound like George Costanza in the episode where he was trying to think of a comeback for "Hey George, the ocean called and they're tunning out of shrinp".
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Will you miss GEORGE W BUSH after he leaves the white house this year?
If Obama wins the election, a LOT of people are going to miss W.
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Why did George W. Bush, described by some of his fellow officers as a talented and enthusiastic pilot, stop flying fighter jets in the spring of 1972 and fail to take an annual physical exam required of all pilots?
Isn't it about time to quit digging up dirt on Bush? You going to have a new president soon; then you can shit on him for at least four years.
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How would you describe Zion National Park in Utah, USA?
Awesome! I can't adequately describe it.
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What is the best convertible?
'57 Chevrolet, turqoise and white. That's the boss.
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Who is the number 1 team in Italy
What kind of team?
Soccer?
Baseball?
Basketball?
Football?
Shuffleboard?
Curling?
Chess?
Bobsledding?
what??????????????????????????????
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Where is Burleigh Heads located?
...on top of burleigh's neck.
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What is the cheapest bedding for a Guinea Pig? I use Carrefresh ultra, and it is costing me a ton. Any cheap alternatives?
Cedar shavings?
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The Supreme Court is now hearing a case as to whether execution by lethal injection is cruel and inhumane punishment. that it takes too long for one of the three medications to react in the body and causes extreme pain, before death. whats your opinion?
I don't know about that, but the people who were murdered by those assholes and pieces of human garbage on death row probably felt a considerable amount of pain when they were dying. Why would anyone be concerned about the comfort or discomfort of those low-life slugs anyway?
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Who was the worst US President ever?
Lyndon Johnson without a doubt. He has more American blood on his hands than Hitler and Hirohito combined.
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My asian friend keeps calling me white guy. arent they part white too?
"White" is the generally accepted term for Caucasian. Of course, you cannot determine if your asian friends are part white unless you do some extensive research into their ancestry. What difference does it make anyway?
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If Barack Obama belongs to the Trinity United Church of Christ, which promotes "Black Power" (http://www.tucc.org/talking_points.htm) is he a Racist ? Why or why not?
My question would have to be "If he isn't a racist, why does he belong to the congregation of a church whose minister is a racist asshole?" That guy didn't start that racist bullshit all of a sudden. Those thoughts have been with him for a long time, and none of this should come as a surprise to Obama.
So to answer your question,.....Yes.
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When you sing, do you lose your accent?
Tom Jones did.
Engelbert Humperdink did.
Mick Jagger did.
Mel Tillis even loses his stutter when singing!
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What are some reasons why you wouldn't leave a tip?
Waiter or waitress with an attitude. ..or inattentive, or just plain bad service. Leaving a tip of a nickel or penny is better vengance than leaving no tip at all. I've done that before and made a smart-alec waitress cry. Wow, that made me feel good!
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What is the worst experiance you ever had at work?
80 Teamsters on the dock staging a slow-down over some petty BS.
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How does the theory of evolution explain why there are still monkeys around?
That's a very good question, and NOBODY can answer it intelligently, other than to say that we are the result of intelligent design. i.e., God's plan.
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Do most people start dating in high school or in middle school?
First you have to define dating. Dating, as I define it, is going out together to enjoy a movie, dinner, or other mutually rewarding activity. "Hanging out" as it is done in middle school does not (in my opinion) constitute dating, but it is more of a 'getting to know you' process that young people go through. I know that my answer is an opinionated one, but hopefully you...
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Does the media disrespect the Appalachian areas of the United States?
There is a preconceived notion that all people from Appalachia are undereducated, backward, and culturally challenged. While there may be many like that, most people from the area are living contemporary lifestyles just like the remainder of the country. Now then, since most mainstream media is centered in places like New York or Chicago, the snobbish (although left-wing) media seem to...
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What does turning on and off a light switch a lot quickly mess up? Does it actually mess anything up?
It will cause wear on the moving parts of the switch. Other than that it can do no harm.
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How can i make my boobs grow?
Rub toilet paper between them. It worked really well on my ex-girlfriend's ass.
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Where do u buy a gaint gummy bear?
What is gaint? Do you mean "Giant"?
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Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?
Your know, he ran for Governor of Texas and although he didn't win, he had endorsements from a lot of celebrities.
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Ok... to hell with Hillary, Obama, and McCain! Whose name should we write in on the election ballot this year?
Kinky Friedman.
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My swimsuit top is coming untied and is about ready to fall off, do you tell me so I can fix it?
I'd keep quiet. I want to see those hooters!!!
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Where is Naples located?
One is in Italy, and there's another one in Florida.
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My girlfriend of one year, broke up with me, well a break, because she doesnt know what she wants anymore.(she does love me). I told her to call me when you'll know what you want. How long should I wait? I'm going nuts, depressed, sad, and angry.
Drive by her house, give her the finger, and then join the French Foriegn Legion.
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What does prude mean?
Go to www.dictionary.com
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What should a man do when his wife is against him at every turn?
Get a new one; preferrably younger and prettier.
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Can you (yourself) blow a bubble inside of a bubble with gum?
Do you think this question ever comes up in shareholder meetings at Fortune 500 companies?
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Will the Cuban embargo's be lifted in the near future so I can buy some cigars?
Some of the Honduran and Nicaraguan cigars are actually better than Cuban cigars anyway. All that stuff about Cuban cigars is hype. I've tried both Cubans and the other Central American varieties. I bought some Cuban Cohibas in Canada and was very disappointed with them.
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What percentage of emails do you think go into a "black hole" and never get delivered to their intended recipient?
2.731843%
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How do you say hello in ecuidorian?
People in Ecuador speak Spanish. There is no such language as Ecuadoran.
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Why has AB evolved from a place to exchange intelligent questions and answers into a forum for mindless juvenile banter?
Tks.
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What's your opinion on cannibalism? There are hospital who sell infant organs in exchange for money.
The plural of hospital is hospitals. ..with an s on the end.
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What do you ache for?
...relief from stupid questions like "What do you ache for?"
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What food(s) do you refuse to even try?
Escargot
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Which is the richest country in the world..?
Probably Kuwait or some other small, oil rich country.
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Who would win in an all out final battle between full fleged nine-tails naruto and cursed mark sharingun sauske (both full power)?
Grow up.
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Where can I shop for some more cool rocker/skater style clothes?
You can find that Geeky stuff at a yard sale maybe.
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Which soap is the best?
Hand Soap: GoJo
Laundry Soap: Tide
Bath Soap: Irish Spring? Dial?
Antibacterial Soap: Betadine
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What are some good arguments FOR the separation of Quebec?
Thanks for the DR, FA.
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What are some good arguments FOR the separation of Quebec?
The rest of Canada can't stand those French assholes. That ought to be reason enough!
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Can I get STD by fingering a woman?
Theoretically you could get a bloodborn disease if you have a cut or open sore on your finger and it becomes exposed to vaginal secretions. In reality, the chances of that happening are very remote.
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Im single and i sometimes feel down because all my mates are couples and i'm the only one on my own. What can i do to make myself feel a bit better when im down?
Hang out with singles instead. Then you are among those in a similar situtation, and you're not feeling like the oddball.
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I could, do, and shouldn't spend SO much money on iTunes. How about you?
No. I'm not easily led.
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How much would it cost to rent a two bedroom/bed & breakfast with sea views in Montego bay
With or without swinnming pool?
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Is there any part of the body that starts with either the letter"E", "F", or "J"
Esophagus, fibula, .............
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What age were you when you found your first strand of gray hair?
33
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What do you do when your boss overrules your decisions to a subordinate on a critical issue like work schedules and does it to keep the person happy. You are disrespected and he shows little to no regard for what it takes to get the job done.
I had a boss once who told me to fire this guy. Then when the Teamsters filed a grievance, my chicken-shit boss did a 180 and folded like a paper towel. I have no respect for little white-shirt assholes who double-cross people to make themselves look good.
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Is Global Warming the truth, or a big government scam to make money?
Well, its been going on since the ice-age, and only lately have people started to "worry" about it. (especially the granola-eating, tree hugging, liberal goofballs). It seems that they ran out of something to whine about, and Global Warming was a handy subject. Now here we go. If Al Gore says it, be a good little puppet and believe it!
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Why aren't conservatives interested in conservation?
Because conservation is secondary to the more pressing issues. (Now, bring on the comments.)
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If you hosted your own reality cooking show, what would be your speciality?
Bar-B-Que
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Do you look good in a bikini?
No, my balls hang out of the bikini bottom and I've got a couple of pimples on my ass.
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Are you from Norway?
No, are you from this galaxy?
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Is it true that the nation is trying to get people to go on a gas strike on May 2nd to bring gas prices down?
It won't work. Truckers have tried it before, but caved in before the strike had any effect.
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How did you celebrate "Mission Accomplished Day"?
..never heard of it.
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X^2-16+9x+36
Perhaps you can find a tutor in the yellow pages.
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Isn't a cult just a religion with no political power?
Not always. John Smith was an early version of David Koresh who succeeded in spreading his influence substantially. The Mormon church DOES have notable political power, especially in UT, AZ, ID.
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How do you like your pizza base? Puffy, thin, crispy, floppy?
Very thin and slightly crisp (Brooklyn style).
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Which is more screwballed - English spelling or French spelling?
French PEOPLE. ..some common sense, manners, and a little soap and water would work wonders for them.
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Are you named after your mother or father >?
yes
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Men: do you prefer women in makeup or no? What's 'just right' in your mind?
I prefer them without makeup or clothing.
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Ladies: What is a good material gift that you would love to receive?
Duffel bag full of money.
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Could you defeat a ninja if you had a lightsaber and an atomic bomb?
I could defeat a ninja simply by farting in his direction after a meal of boiled eggs and beer.
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My goldfish keeps floating to the top of the tank. He struggles to swim down but within seconds has floated straight back up again and just sits still at top of water. Whats wrong?
He might be "toast".
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Will the growth in the Hispanic population be reflected in political influence?
How could it NOT?
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What do you think about when I say Hollywood?
Flaky liberals.
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Whenever I pick my nose I wipe the boogers inside my jeans pocket, Will they wash out when laundered?
I think so. Boogers are water soluble aren't they?
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Who do you want to kiss?
Terri Hatcher (1HPOA !)
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Do you talk to reporters?
I have no reason to talk to them. ..but if I did, I'd probably tell them to 'piss off', and 'get out of my face with that damned microphone'.
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I was told today that if someone is projecting hateful thoughts toward you, it can effect you physically. Your thoughts?
I think that's total bullshit.
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What's your favorite microbrew?
Black Butte Porter (Oregon) or Fat Tire Ale (Colorado).
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Do you deal with a lot of idiots in your daily life?
I dispatch for a trucking company. Now your question has been answered.
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Who wins the award for the biggest bitch?
Rosie O'Donnell. (Fattest, ugliest bitch too!)
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Can helium gas ignite?
Every element has a "kindling temperature" albeit very high for helium.
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How often do you buy video games?
Never. I haven't yet fallen into mindless juvenile oblivion. ..and hopefully never will.
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Who would win in a battle between Wolverine and Batman?
If it were a REAL WOLVERINE, Batman would be hamburger.
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Are people born gay?
They LEARN it. They are a product of their environment. If creatures were genetically predisposed to homosexuality there would be gay dogs, cats, gorillas, zebras, etc.
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Kids in my neighborhood have now proven that they have NO problem jumping my fence to get to my dogs...even with me standing right there. So how can I make them NOT jump the fence when I'm not around?
You've got the wrong kind of dogs, my friend. You need to get some mean-assed "junkyard" dogs like Rotwilers, Dobermans, Pitt Bulls, etc. The kind with crazed, wild eyes and huge canine fangs. ...the kind that can gulp down 5 pounds of meat in a single swallow. Then you can DARE the little bastards to jump your fence.
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Was Bill Clinton really a bad President? Help an Englishman out on his understanding please.
As far as Democrats go he wasn't bad. He just got caught doing what everybody else does and had to pay the price. We had a good economy under Clinton.
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What is the origin of the japanese given name Kazuki?
I bet it originated in Japan. What do you think?
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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across?
"I'm so old I eat large type alphabet soup."
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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across?
"Will Rogers never met Howard Coselle."
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I have heard that the male can acheve orgasim by anan sex alone, but when i does it i cannot even get an errection let alone ejaculate, what am i doing wrong.What is the proper way to acheive this.
Try rewriting your question in English.
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If there are lots of fishes in the sea, why do we end up with a shark?
Unfortunately, AB has become a forum for rubbish and juvelnile banter.
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If you were locked in a windowless room with a famous person (living or dead) for 48 hours, who would you LEAST want to be stuck with?
1. Billy Mays (The guy who does the Oxyclean commercials)
2. Michael Moore
3. Barbara Streisand
4. Jenean Garafolo
5. Barack "Osama" Obama
6. Hillary Clinton
7. Howard Dean (I'd have to beat him senseless)
8. Barbara Walters
9. Rosie O'Donnel
10. Roseanne Barr
etc., etc.
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Help? A mama loves living in arizona, her son doesnt they tried in north california she is crying and want to go back to az, son is 12 would he be unhappy to go back but one condition go to private school? will it be better? know hes in college reading?
Due to the grammar (or lack thereof) I do not understand the question.
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Do you think its weird to ask a 3 year old girl if anyone ever touches her "down there"?
I think you should leave it alone, or refer it to the proper authorities.
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I have a plastic bottle in my bedroom so I can pee in, cuz it's convenient and if I wake up in the middle of the night I need to walk all the way to the toilet and I can't fall asleep afterwards. My roommate found out and was disgusted, is it a bad habit?
OK here's the deal. When a long haul trucker is parked, and in the sleeper berth and wakes up at 3:00 AM needing to pee, what do you think he does. Do you think he gets up, puts on his clothes, and walks to the restroom in the truckstop? IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'. He does the same thing you're doing, but I don't see it as being nearly as inconvenient for you to simply get out...
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Need suggestions of a boys name?
Harlan
Preston
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I have a 93 Saturn that is iddling at 3000 rpms. but when going down the road it is fine, until you come to a stop sign or light, then is stays up there in the 3000 range. What can I do to fix it?
Take it to the dealership and have them check the ECM.
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Do you wish every stop sign was really a yield right of way sign, so you could just slide through instead of coming to a complete stop?
No, because I'm not an idiot.
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Do you think any of the people running for president are really honest, or is it just career polotitions struggleing for power?
Correct spelling is 'politicians'.
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Which fast food chain or restaurant makes the very best fries in Northwest America?
A&W has the best french fries, hands down. (I think it must be the seasoning)
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I havent had a period since feb andand i started friday night and im am bleeding alot (like bleeding through a tampon in thirty mins) do u think i have had a miscarriage?
I'm not a doctor. Don't you think it would be a good idea to ask a doctor?
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I need to solve this equation, then graph the points, -x - 2y =6 ( I need at least 3 points to graph) can anyone help me?
You should have paid attention in class rather than bothering AB'ers with it.
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Just read a report from the NYTimes, and the CIA is now allowed "flexibility on tactics"! Yea torture! What the heck is the Justice Department thinking?
They're thinking about ways to prevent our way of life from being destroyed by Jihadists and Liberals.
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Do you despise the opposite sex?
No, but if you do you're a sick-o.
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Johnny Depp or David Hasselhoff? (and why)
You mean "Unpatriotic pretty boy or Boozehound? (and why)
Personally I wouldn't walk across the street to see either one of them.
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How can you tell if someone really likes you or if they are using you?
If you're 'street wise' and you have 'been around the block' you have a sense about these things.
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When will I die?
When you heart stops beating, you will die.
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What do you think about meeting someone only once and liking them alot almost instantly?
There's smething to it. My first impressions are often correct.
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Do you have a favorite cliche that is regional?
"belly up to the bar" ....meaning own up to it, face the facts, or do the right thing. (many places)
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What is the population of Cylon, Wisconsin?
Google it and find out for yourself.
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If you won a free 7 day vacation to any of the U.S. states, which state would you pick?
Montana or Oregon
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Why is the 99cents store like the COOLEST place in the whole world?
It ISN'T the coolest place in the whole world. I like quite a few things in the world more than the $.99 store.
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What font is required for essay papers?
What kind of papers? You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Newpapers? Term Papers? Immigration Papers? or...
....................................Toilet Paper?
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How do you wrap your mind around being pro-choice, anti-capital punishment and pro-death with dignity?
I have no problem with "death with dignity". What I DO have a problem with is people who support the killing of innocent unborn children while opposing the death penalty for convicted rapists and murderers. I say let the innocent children live and terminate the human garbage.
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Who would you say is the best preacher you have ever heard?
Rev. Richard Jackson previously of N. Phoenix Baptist Church. I think he's now somewhere in Texas.
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When eating cereal.... Do you leave the box out on the table with you, like in the commercials on TV? Or do you put it away?
Usually I consume the entire box of cereal and throw the box away.
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I can take a life and I can help save it. I shine even when I am dull. I am old. What am I?
A person who likes to post riddles.
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B Have you been watching your PBS nature shows on cable ?If you were stranded on a deserted tropical island without food & saw the water beyond the waveline was bubbling with whitecaps in one certain area what would you do?
I tune my widescreen digital TV to the Weather Channel or Al Roker and see what's happening in my neck of the woods. Why, what would you do?
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Well... Are you coming with me or not?!
Not a chance.
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Honestly, what would you do without me?
I've done without you for a very long time. Honestly.
DUH.
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What is the minimum amount of dates a couple could have before 'breaking up' can occur?
After you grow up you will find there there is no hard and fast rule for these things.
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Could I use wasp/hornet spray as a preventative? Will they stay away from my house if I spray it where they usually build their nests? (under the eaves and under the pool edge)
I doubt it. It is petroleum based and will probably evaporate rather quickly.
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The screen on my daughters ipod is white, is it a broken screen, or is there a software issue?
It might be 'White-out'.
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How do you puy in an aftermarket radio in a 1996 cadillac sts?
Puy?
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Did nixon ever admit that he was a crook? Or did Ford just pardon him, and that was the end of it?
Don't worry about it.
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How many people are in your family?
In my immediate family? ..or in my extended family which dates back to Adam and Eve?
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I suffer from OCD, one of my obsessions is that i obsess on breaking my loved ones heart. I never worry about him breaking my heart, always a worry of me breaking his. OCD comes from an inner worry. Why do YOU think i worry about this?
I suffered from OCD in the early 90's. See a good shrink and get on Anafrinil. Mine went away within a few months and has not come back.
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Would you do almost anything to avoid eating hazelnuts? Do you hate them like I do?
That is not a subject which crosses my mind with great frequency. I must have too much going on.
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Most annoying voice in the world???? (my bets are on either serj tankian or gilbert gottfried)
It is Billy Mays, the guy who does the commercials for OxyClean, the epoxy putty that glues chains together, etc., etc. His is the most annoying voice in the universe, bar none. He takes sensationalism into another dimension!
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Do salute senior officers indoors?
You would only salute indoors when reporting to the C.O. in his office. That's about the only appropriate indoor saluting situation I can think of. Other than that, indoor saluting is neither required nor appropriate.
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Ever thought it would be cool to be a vampire?
Ever thought it would be cool to live in the world of reality?
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Have you ever ate any exotic fruit? (fruit that is not normally found in your country)
You mean "eaten any exotic fruit". Yes, I have. i.e., mangoes, plantains, etc.
Your grammar could use some work.
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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there?
Is it a coincidence that you put the words "taking pole" immediately after the word "gay"?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!
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I recently just started dating this guy and he already is talking about marriage and moving in together. i keep telling him its to soon and he says no its not. what do u guys think?
He's a greenhorn when it comes to relationships. Dump him. You'll be doing him a favor.
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What is the best kind of seafood you have ever eaten?
Bearded clams.
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What is your favorite place to eat lunch during the work week?
I like to eat at the Y.
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I'm trying to charge my Nokia cell phone & it says "unsupported charger"...I've had it awhile. Anyone know what this means..can't find it in the manual.
It means you're using the wrong charger! Hello? ...anybody home in there?
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What youtube video makes you laugh the most?
Frank Caliendo doing John Madden.
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Is america in a recession?
Hello? Earth calling EzA. Do you copy?
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What is the best kind of seafood you have ever eaten?
Steamed softshell crabs.
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Policies aside, as well as political parties, which of the three candidates do you think has the better personality?
The only one that I could even come close to identifying with is John McCain. I don't have anything in common with Osama Obama or Hillary. That's for sure. John McCain, in my estimation, is probably "real people". He's had some real life experiences; served in the military, been a POW, etc. Osama Obama and Hillary haven't done anything to gain my respect. They sure...
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I'm going to NOLA in May for the first time - what should I definitely not miss while there?
Try some Boudin. You'll probably like it.
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In 1836, Charles Darwin wrote in his diary of Sydney Aust, that there were a lot of new houses, rents were uproariously high, and there were too many pubs? How does this compare with today? http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=448628
Here's the reason that it doesn't matter: Charles Darwin was an idiot.
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Have you ever been to a city, town, or rural area and thought "How can people stand to live here"?
NYC more than anywhere else. FILTHY!
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Have you been to Las Vegas and what did you think? Liked? Hated? Or both at the same time like me.
If you are fascinated by shiny objects you will like it. If you are not easily amused by cheap glitz, you probably won't like it. I've been many times and its very easy to get tired of it. I would characterize it to having nothing but dessert for every meal.
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What makes the earth to rotate around the sun? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS QUESTION IN DEPTH.
Please get someone else to help you with your homework.
(in depth)
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A year is defined as the time it takes for a planet to make one revolution around the sun. Use what you know about the positions of the planets to explain why a year on Mars is nearly twice as long as a year on Earth
Here's the quick and dirty version. Mars is further from the sun, and therefore the circumference of its orbit is much longer than that of the Earth. Now, doesn't that make a lot more sense than all the big words and scientific mumbo-jumbo. I like to "tell it like it is".
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How long should it take a 12 year old to run one mile?
A twelve year old antelope can do it PDQ.
A 12 year old cheetah can do it VDQ.
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What state do you live in? Do you like it?
A. NC
B. Yes
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What not to say to your date's parents?
"When I was in the penetentiary.......".
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Have you ever hung up on a telemarketer?
A better question might be "Have you ever NOT hung up on a telemarketer?".
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What dose FCC stand for?
Federal Communications Commission.
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Why our childhood or school friends want us to stay stuck with them and they don't want us to hang out with other, new people? I've seen that several times.
It's a matter of childish jealousy, and also wanting to have all the attention. It's good that you used the adjective "childhood". The behavior you describe is that of children.
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Why would someone say "At least my daughter went to heaven a virgin" when they found out their child who died under bizarre circumstances was not sexually abused or sexually active? Does virginity in heaven count for anything special?
If a female (regardless of age) had been indiscriminantly promiscuous is one thing, but if a non-virgin, morally conservative, unmarried woman of strong faith was killed under bizarre circumstances, I would certainly suspect that she would not be banned from heaven. To think otherwise would be a midieval, dark ages mindset. That kind of thinking is dangerous. Remember when women were accused...
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This is a really stupid question, but I'll ask it anyway. Does anyone else completley despise when someone writes the word "hate" like this: "h8"? Cause that really annoys me...
It may be a little annoying, but DESPISE someone for it ???? You've got some serious psychological issues going on that should be addressed by a professional. And, oh by the way, the adjective you used to describe your question is very accurate.
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What are your opinions on living together before marriage? Why?
HA! Would you buy a car without test driving it?!!!!!
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Would you attend a wedding where the bride wore the "traditional" white wedding gown, even though you know she isn't a virgin?
Of course I would. You'd have be a real a**hole to be so caught up in stupid traditions that it would prevent you from going. I can't believe you'd even ask that question.
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How many hours without sleep would it take for you to go completely mad?
36 is about my limit, although I have gone longer. I drove from Charlotte to El Paso once without sleeping.
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What is beautiful?
Colombian women between 18-35.
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I live on the 12th floor of an apartment building and I have a problem with pigeons landing on my balcony. My question is how do I keep them from landing on my balcony?
You might try keeping a cat on the balcony. Other than that I wouldn't have any suggestions.
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What is your favorite crime-solving show?
Forensic Files (True TV)
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What are your thoughts on this image? (see answer)
I don't think so.
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Would you rather twist your elbow out of socket, or your knee?
Neither. I'd rather slice between my fingers with a linoleum knife and pour Tabasco on it. I hate it when that happens.
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Did your first breakup destroy you completely?
No. I'm still functioning.
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Have a 2000 dodge town and country van , the cruise and horn quit working , also the airbag light is on , checked all fuses and relays , found nothing wrong , assuming there is a problem in controls on steering wheel , am i right?
It sounds like a problem in the ECM (Electronic Control Module). Unfortunatley, it would have to be repaired at a dealership. ($$$)
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Has Bruce Spingsteen's endorsement of Obama for President caused you to change your vote?
Not just 'No' but 'HELL NO'!!!!!!!
I would probably vote for the other candidate just because some so called celebrity endorsed someone. Celebreties need to shut their ****ing mouths and leave politics to the politicians.
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Have you ever been electrocuted or shocked- not including static electricity?
In a previous life I was electrocuted in Florida's Electric Chair.
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What are the pros and cons of Knoxville Tenessee?
Pros: Knoxville has a lot of pretty girls.
Cons: I-40 is constantly under construction, and traffic is terrible.
..and BTW, Knoxville is in TENNESSEE. I have no idea where Tennisse is.
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Why when people think of the continental U.S they forget Alaska?
You answered you own question. The continental US is considered to be the 48 contiguous (having common borders) states. Hello? Anybody home in there? Hello?
Hello?
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What do you think about the fact that Barack Obama wants to raise taxes on the "rich" by as much as 10% to help the "poor", but he gave less than 2% of his income last year to charity?
That's the way "Osama" Obama is.
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Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why
French = lousy, obnoxious, air-head, and bathes far too infrequently.
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What gives you the right to...?
Contaminate my air?
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I am 28 years old (male). I have shortage of hair on my chik and chin. How can i get full hair on my chik and chin?
What is a chik? ..do you mean 'cheek'?
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What do you think about now needing passports to go over the Canadian border?
It doesn't bother me. I didn't lose anything in Canada.
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If someone said a "brief relationship" how long is that?
..just long enough to take off my briefs.
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U.S. Army soldiers and veterans, have you ever been to a company board or a promotion board? I'm going to my very first one next week and I'm very "concerned." Any advice?
As you might expect, they'll throw some off-the-wall
questions at you. Just prepare as best you can. Go in there looking sharp. Know your General Orders, the chain of command (especially the high ups), and if there are any NCO's on there who hate your guts, just do the best you know how. I'd still like to get even with an E-9 who screwed me on a direct warrant board in 1970. I...
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Have you ever visited a place, fell in love with it and moved there? If so, were you as happy as you thought you would be or let down when the 'new' wore off?
Yes. Phoenix in 1985. ..and yes, I was very happy with it. My job transferred though and I left in 1990.
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What is the furthest you have travelled from your home country?
Charlotte, NC to Tokyo
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What is the most populous city in the United States?
If the Los Angeles area were not broken up into so many smaller municipalities, then it would definately be the most populous. NYC however, is curently the most populous.
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Do you use less fuel allowing a vehicle to idle or should you turn it off then back on if you run in the store for a moment?
That's a 'no-brainer'. A vehicle uses less fuel when it is not running. TURN IT OFF. As a 35 year veteran of the trucking industry, I cannot count the number of lectures and training sessions I've sat through where they tell you how much engine idling costs. (They make the analagy with a fleet of 500 vehicle which idles 10 minutes a day = $$$$$$$.) It's true what...
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Would you smile at a stranger? If they don't smile back would you feel awkward?
...happens all the time. NO big deal.
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Any thoughts on Christopher Cross?
Yes, who the heck is Christopher Cross?
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My man got upset becuz i am sumtimes sleep when he gets off work@11pm cuz I work 8am-5pm&don't answer his call.well last nite he didn't call me&didn't answer my call..says it happens to me, but i think thats unfair since i get up early!! what do you think
I think you'd be well advised to rewrite your question in the English language. You will get far more responses if you'll do that.
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Anyone here from North Carolina?
Yep. ..Gastonia (Near Charlotte)
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I have heard you need a passport enter Mexico is this true? Thanks for your answers
I don't know about now, but when I lived in Arizona we'd go there often, and you'd buy a 90-day visa at the border (Mexican side). It was supposed to be $3, but the Federales would keep holding their hands out. $10 or $15 is about what you'd pay. (You don't want to piss 'em off.)
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Before you sent a friend request to another user,do you read their profile?
I usually do.
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Do you eat out or take home meals more now, than you did ten years ago? Why?
I buy out and take home quite a bit. I like to have Chinese while watching my wide screen.
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I never knew that Scandinavia was a country, did you?
It isn't. How can you NOT know that?
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After removing a virus, I've had lots of pc problems. I have Norton Ghost 10, but it will not run properly because of the damage caused by the virus. If I reinstall NG, will it still be able to recover my drive data that was saved to an external hd?
I recently had the same problem (But I have Trend-Micro instead of Norton). Go to System Tools. Select System Recovery. Then pick a date on the recovery calendar which was prior to getting the virus. I recently had to do it and it fixed my problem.
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Why should the federal agents who murdered people in the Branch Davidian complex and who murdered Randy Weaver's family in Ruby Ridge not be tried for murder? I just CAN'T WAIT to hear a logical answer to that question!
This is pointless. I won't argue with you about it. The feds are obviously above the law and there's nothing I can do about it. Someday though, the American people are going to say "ENOUGH"! It's only a matter of time.
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What do you think of Obama's comment: "And it's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations,"
He's 'talking down' to the little people. That's what he's all about. If he gets elected then he'll continue to do it.
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Why is my tempature gauge fluxing after about 10 miles of driving from cold to half way to hot ever few seconds.the whole time i'm driving
The wire is loose at the sensor. When the wire from the sensor touches the frame or other grounded metal, it will cause the needle to move to the 'hot' side of the guage.
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What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
Cajun brats, potato salad, cole slaw, and a brewski.
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According to the media, Iran is helping Iraqi insurgents. Do you trust this?
You'd have to be naive if you think otherwise.
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Apple crisp, peach cobbler or strawberry shortcake?
The Triple-T in Tucson has a humongous and delicious strawberry shortcake. Its in a huge bowl and has a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it too! Its a MEAL!
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If you had the choice, and it is a hypothetical question for a real machine, What would you choose for power a V12, or an inline 12 engine? why is one configuration better than the other?
Depends on the application...The inline engines with achieve and maintain torque better than the V-types. V-types will fit into a shorter engine compartment. If you're thinking of the V-12 Detroit Diesel engines for marine applications, I would advise that you stay away from them. The Series 60 Detroits are much better, and then there's Cat and Cummins to consider.
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What does the M and the P stand for in "MP3"?
Military Police
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Who thinks that John McCain should be elected for president?
Sure. He's got a lot of help. People like Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, Jenean Garafolo, and countless other Hollywood assholes telling him how to do his job, all he's gotta do is sit back and relax.
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What could possibly be the motivation for a 44 year old teacher to bite an 11 year old student on the shoulder?
Did this happen in Transylvania?
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How is the momentum of a photon calculated?
With considerable difficulty I'm sure.
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I heard there was only one tree in Nebraska because it was so bleak and windy. Is it yours?
Whoever told you that is full of sh**.
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Is it better to hold a Snapping Turtle by the front and back of the shell, or by the sides?
Its best that you don't pick the SOB up! You don't wan't to screw around with a snapping turtle.
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Is there a reason why I have trouble getting and/or maintaining an erection with certain girls? If I'm with my ex girlfriend I have no problem at all with an erection or having sex with her. But if I'm with a random girl than i do. Is it all in my head?
I think it may have something to do with fear of failure with a different partner. That is, its in your head.
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What is your favourite resort?
Albert's Inn, just off the Blue Ridge Parkway.
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Could either Obama or Hillary, somehow, whip the awesome moneyed power players and their public office-holding puppets into line?
Want a simple answer?.....NO.
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How many states are in the United States?
50
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Greece"?
The Parthenon.
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What is the nicest city you've ever visited?
Edmonton, Alberta
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What length is a skirt when it becomes too short in your opinion?
They can't get too short in my opinion.
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My neighbor's 3 year old wanders into my house unbeknownst to his parents at times. He has also wound up down the block (about 5 blocks). What would you do in this situation?
Unacceptable. I think you owe it to the child to report this to Child Protective Services. Be prepared to have witnesses and/or some kind of backup to what you tell them though because they're unlikely to take action based on a singlular report. If there is another person to can attest to this, then its more likey that they'll do something. They will at least take a very close look at...
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Whats your celeb name? (your cell company + shirt brand)
Verizon Exofficio
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If you fall at work on a wet floor, sustaining a injury that requires surgery, is there any way to recover expenses ( housework, yardwork and personal injury) that I am having to hire out during my recovery. The workmans comp doesn't cover my monthly bill
Good question. Contact a lawyer.
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How do you lose fat around your hips and your chest area if you are a guy?
The Army or the Marine Corps can take it off!
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Does the police really have a problem with people (mostly black men) who are in interracial relationships, esp. with white women? Does your local police department have a problem with black-white couples?
If you get a number of answers from around the country you'll probably find a wide range of answers. I would say that most of these cops around here would have a problem with it. Additionally, you'd probably be surprized to learn which specific areas of the country would have cops who take a dim view of interracial couples. It is not neccessarily confined to Southern states.
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We Brits think the US electoral system is weirder than a weird person's underwear. Who can explain it so we understand it?
I know, and the Democrats have compounded it even further with their super-delegates and such. Heck, a lot of us don't understand all of it either.
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Who would you rather hang out with, the dullards or the pretentious?
The Dullards; at least they're real.
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Have you ever raised a puppy? Did you do a good job?
Yes, but he started hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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What does spam taste like? be discriptive
It tastes good if you're really hungry.
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If Al Gore enters the current presidential race now, would he win over Obama, Clinton, and McCain?
I doubt it. His credibility when in the shi**er when he claimed to have invented the internet.
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I have a 96 chevy cavalier. when i come to a stop sign it stalls. It also cuts out before it does this .
So, what is the question? Your statement tells us what kind of car you have, and what is does.
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What is John McEnroe best remembered for?
Being a D**k.
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Which religion is true?
Christianity is.
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I'm turning 30 in less than a month and feeling down. Do you have any words of advice to cheer me up?
Yep. I'll be 62.
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Hey ! i live in canada and i like a car which is curently is usa. Can sumbdy plz tell me how can i import that car to canda ? The car is a 89 pontiac trans am it costs arround 17k us dollars. Can sumbdy plz give a rough est of its totsl cost n the duties.
If you live near the US border you can contact one of the customs brokers and they will be able to give you some information. Peace Bridge Customs Brokerage is a good one if you live near Ft. Ontario.
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How has God done miracles in your life?
I have been blessed with a wonderful wife (41 years now), two terrific kids, and in my opinion the best grandkids in the world. That I would deserve all this is a miracle!
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Are you totally confused like me by everyone else's interpretation of the Bible and you don't know what to believe?
I don't understrand it in its entirety, but I believe it.
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I am Bulgarian! Tell me the first thing that comes to mind, when you hear that. (even if it's nothing) I won't bite, so be honest!
Communist oppression
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What do you slurp?
Slurpees
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Is it appropriate to clean up the house before the cleaner arrives so that she doesn't think that you are a slob?
Who cares what she thinks?
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I think I love an 11 year old, She understands me so much better than everyone else i know and she can really relate to me,she seems so mature for her age, She talks about her love life alot she seems really lonely, Im 15, Is it wrong for me to love her?
That's SICK! You're an adolescent and she's just a little girl.
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Worst thing to eat ice cream with?
Grapefruit juice
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My husband and I are having an argument about which kind of battery is best for a boat. He says any car battery will do and I say a marine battery. Which is best and why? Thank you.
If it will be used to operate a trolling motor or electrical accessories while the engine if off, a marine deep cycle battery is a MUST.
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What do you think of men wearing bras?
It must be OK. Remember on Seinfeld when Frank Costanza and Kramer came up with "The Bro" or the "Manzierre"?
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Would you ever cheat a casino?
Given the opportunity, I probably would.
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If Tom Cruise came a knockin' asking you to join scientology would you?
I wouldn't give the time of day to that wimp.
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What is the biggest word you know?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
(Brown lung disease)
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Do you have a travel problem?
Nope
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Can you support yourself and someone else on your salary?
Yep
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When we are talking about "outside the bag", just how big is the bag?
The bag reaches from here to there.
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Which country is considered to be full of beautiful women?
Colombia. I like brunettes.
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I'm a tourist. Which 'one thing' must I see to know I have seen the essence of your home town?
Erricson Stadium
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What do you think of people who wear a lot of jewelry?
Pretentious
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Where do you log your PC usernames and passwords?
I keep mine in a saved email file. That way if my computer crashes, I can still retrieve the information, even from a different computer.
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What would you like for lunch?
Real Texas Barbeque.
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Do you think the Olympic torch was made in China?
If it came from Walmart it probably was made in China.
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I have a painful cyst under my arm. Can I try to drain it myself? It seems to be getting bigger each day
Given its location, it could be something other than a cyst. Lymph nodes are also in the underarm area. You need to see a doctor.
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What are 'mopar' accessories? What the heck is 'MOPAR?'
MOPAR = Chrysler Products.
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How many parents think they can control what friends your teenage children have, what music they listen too, when they have sex, who they date, what they wear, how they do their hair...ect. Serious answers only please.
If you've successfully raised your children to have high moral values then you don't have to worry about it. On the other hand, if you've raised....never mind.
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Do you know what a dirty sanchez or a cleavland steamer is?
No, but something tells me you're going to let us in on the answer.
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How could you know if h/she is a version or not?
You need to get on with the spelling.
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Isn't breakfast the best dinner ever?
Sometimes but not always.
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What happened to the Venus de Milo's arms?
To keep her from diddling!
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Homosexuals have been designated an area in a Copenhagen cemetery. Do you think this is wise? Could it be just an opportunity for gay-haters to desecrate the graves?
Being concened about what they do in Copenhagen is a frivolous waste of time until we can remedy our domestic issues.
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What are some good places in new brunswick, nj where a groups of 65 students can have their prom?? how much would they cost?? we also need it to have a dance floor
The Cranbury County Club.
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Who is the US Defence Secretary?
That would be the very un-flamboyant and lacklustre yes-man, Robert Gates. He's got a tough act to follow.
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Who is the best actor of all time?
If versatility counts, it's gotta be either Tom Hanks or Jack Ncholson.
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What’s your favorite kind of muffin?
38-24-36 muffin.
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My ex used tyo sat women have choices and men have responsibilities...what do you think of that statement?
He can say that if he wants to. No need to let it make your blood pressure go up.
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Why is cute different when said about a girl and when said about a guy?
I don't use the word 'cute' except sarcastically.
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How many of you out there think your parents should get a life?
I wish my Mom and Dad were still here too. You seem to imply that your parents don't have much of a life. Maybe its because they've devoted most of their time to caring for you. After all, as parents, what the hell do we know? We haven't experienced nearly as many of life's lessons as a know-it-all teenager has. The teenagers are the ones with all the intelligence and...
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Can people opposite in personality, be good friends?
I think so; one can compliment the other.
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My property is going on sale his week, when should I vacate the premises?
Why don't you ask the attorney who will preside over the closing? ..duh?
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Worst-tasting soda ever. What is it?
"new Coke". I'm glad they took that crap of the market back in '81.
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Which feature(physical) do women find most attractive in men?
Most women I've asked say eyes or ass.
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Can I please have legitimate proof that marijuana is BAD/UNHEALTHY? It's a circulating observation, but has it been proven?
Let me tell you what time it is. Its time to ask an intelligent question.
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Do you like it when some men gloss their nails? Why don't they go ahead and polish them pretty colors?
If they're going to use clear polish, they might as well use the colored kind. If you're gonna be a sissy, then be a big sissy!
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When is it okay to break a promise?
Circumstances beyond your control.
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Do people realize that everytime you buy something made in China you support their military? You support their global takeover plans. Do you know they attack us everyday over the internet? Has anybody decided to stop buying made in China products, I have.
I try to buy American. However China is not the aggressive monster you describe. China is very dependent on the US (in particular Walmart) to sustain their current momentum in manufacturing and trade.
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Whats your most recent purchase?
An oil change and annual state vehicle inspection. $65.00
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When buying clothes, whose opinion is most important to you?
My own opinion.
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He can you guys help me, im looking all over the web to find information on Chiang Kai-shek, ((i need to find main events that he was apart of)), can you guy help me look please?
He was a former Premier of Taiwan (Formosa). Look him up in the history of Taiwan.
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How long does stubble take to grow back?
Depends on testosterone levels in the individual.
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Who are the three members of the Holy Trinity?
The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit
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Why is my account blank?
Apparently nobody likes you. You've been posting a lot of dumb nonsense rather than good answers.
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Why does Hillary holler about experience yet continues to make rookie mistakes?
That's the nature of the beast..(i.e., "I know everything, but how do you do this?")
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I want to travel the world, what country should I go to first?
This one, if you haven't yet seen all of it.
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What is in your home which your S/O bought and like to get rid of but haven't, cos your S/O likes it?
An ugly chair. It's a 'puke' color.
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Why do we even car about someone's sexuality? Is it really any of our business?
If you intend to have a relationship with that person, you just might want to verify what their sexual preferrence is.
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What is your favorite finger food?
Houlihan's fried mushrooms with ranch dressing.
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If someone one says " you are pig" what will you say to them?
I say, "me not pig, me tarzan".
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Is there anything George Walker Bush could say at this point about his sharply criticized policies, to gain back a teaspoon worth of respect and credibility inside and outside the U.S?
I doubt if he gives a rat's a** about gaining your respect. He'll soon be retired and counting his money.
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Whats your poison? Beer, whiskey, vodka, ect..
Guiness or Murphy's
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How many kids did Adam and Eve have, what were their names?
They had (have) an infintessimal number of children!
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Have you ever been to Hilton Head, SC? We are planning a vacation there and would like to know if others had some helpful hints about the area?
Yes. Hilton Head is very upscale, with a more mature and subdued clientele. There is not a lot of craziness and crowds like Myrtle Beach. One thing though, bring money, and lots of it. If you play golf you'll be in 7th heaven.
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What comes to your mind when I say "Japan "?
Sonya. My daughter, Sonya was born in the Navy hospital in Sasebo, Japan.
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What comes to your mind when I say "Edison"?
Edison, New Jersey
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What comes to your mind first when I say Charlton Heston?
Ben Hur
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How hi is the golden gate bridge
I don't know how hi it is, but it's very high.
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Were you aware that America now has over 800 empty concentration camps spread out all over the country? And with a holding capacity of between 18-37 million people. Also, the military has a forced labor program that can be activated at any time!
I can tell you that as a long-haul trucker for the last 35 years I have travelled extensively in 49 states, and have never seen one of those concentration camps that you speak of. Can you tell me where some of them are? I'll take a close look during my travels. I just can't wait to see one of them!
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Why is skateboarding so totally awesome?
Skateboarding is anything buy totally awesome.
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1. What are the summers in Yellowstone Park often like? Choices: short and dry, short and rainy, long and dry, or long and rainy?
Snow in early June is not uncommon in some areas of the park. July and August are mostly warm with intermittent rain, and nights can be chilly at the higher elevations.
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What is your favorite beer?
Black Butte Porter.
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What is the name of a US River which flows Northward?
The New River in NC and VA Flows South to North. Part of the Missouri River near its origin in Montana also flows South to North.
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What do you do if word perfect doesnt stop underlining?
Word Perfect is an antique. You should get MS-Word.
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Why did my tachometer, gas gauge and speedometer on my 94 honda accord stop working?
If they quit simultaneously is probably the fuse to the dash guages.
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Whats a good name for a good name for a corn snake both male & female?
'Pat' is good for male or female.
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My boyfriend has really bad breathe!! how do i tell him without hurting his feelings?
It might be best just to be honest about it. That way he will take the needed precautions all the time. He may thank you for it.
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Why don't you quit smoking?
I already did.
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If we somehow got an extra hour in the day what would you do with it?
Sleep.
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How often do you eat at McDonalds?
As infrequently as possible.
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Is it tacky to put area rugs over existing carpet?
It's OK as long as there's no 'clash' of patterns and the colors of both go well together.
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How do you change notification tones on the T-Mobile Blackberry 8700g
You might be able to download the instruction manual if you Google it.
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Did you hear that John McCain wants Italian Spiderman as his VP?
No, I didn't. ..but then again, I don't watch cartoons.
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Do you think John McCain is a Chinese spy? I do
Why do you think that? I just can't wait to hear this!
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I can't cope with life anymore and really would prefer to rest in peace. What is the least painful way of doing so intentionally?
Don't do it! If you get with a therapist, and get some good medication your outlook will change for the better, and you'll be soooooo glad. I know this!
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Did you marry someone from your hometown?
Nope. 100 miles away.
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Do you know any song titles containing the word 'please'?
Please Release Me
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Men: do you wear a thong? Why or why not?
No. I don't want any that butt-floss business going on.
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Why is Russia the best country ever?
Talk about assuming too much! That's over the top!
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What was Beethovens last name
His name was Ludwig Von Beethoven. (Ludwig being the first name.) His buds just called him Luddy.
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What's your favorite animated TV series or film?
King of the Hill.
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If you were walking past a random drunk in the street, who was having difficulty walking, and he asked you to help him/her walk to whereever, would you help him/her?
I doubt it, not unless he was already a friend of mine.
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What are the harshest conditions your have ever driven in?
1974 between Laramie and Cheyenne. Snow was accumulating so fast that drifts were forming on I-80. All traffic became stationary. People were running out of gas, getting hungry. Some people abandoned their vehicles and attempted to walk back to Laramie. They soon closed I-80 and began rescuing people. There were some who died of exposure.
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What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The lady in the Aunt Jemimah commercial. I thought she was hiding under my bed.
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Cats or dogs?
Usually dogs. I like the big friendly ones, not the little yappy ones like Chihuahuas, Pekingnese, etc.
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If you allowed yourself to be cloned could you live with yourself?
No. I enjoy occasional solitude.
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What would the equivalent of LMAO have been 50 years ago?
GMFO
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How would you feel or react if your boyfriend left without even hugging or kissing you goodbye? We just returned from shopping he helped me carry things turned around & said, "well, I got to go" & left! I was so hurt! Should I say something or not?
Sometimes people DO get other things on their minds. Chill a little bit.
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Where in California is the best place to live during the winter?
Crescent City for me. I don't mind the cold.
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May any season passes the whole three months without seeing sun a minute?
You need to re-word the question so it will make sense.
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On average, how long will a computer's mouse work properly (assume regular interior and exterior cleaning)?
That will depend on the quality of the mouse.
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Whaere's one place that you will never go?
South Pole and/or North Pole
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I say hello, you say...?
Hey, how are ya?
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What's up with cocky radio DJ's these days? They're not very funny, they actually sound cynical.
A lot of them are the offspring of drugged out old hippies. You know, genetically messed up from the LSD, and now they're on a different page.
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Excuse me, sir, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
I rolled down the window and asked a woman that in a traffic jam on the Santa Monica Freeway. She got a kick out of it.
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What would happen if the white house burned down?
W would have to spend the night in the Holiday Inn.
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Is the caffeine in coffee more effective when the coffee is hot rather than cold?
My guess is that hot is more effective, since it would probably be more quickly absorbed via the digestive tract.
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Many people like to criticize "Gilligan's Island", but if you watch closely do you notice how witty some of the humor is, and how incredibly talented all of the actors were in this t.v. comedy?
The writing was headed in the right direction.
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What do you think is the most "reliable" car on the market today? (i.e., most maintenance free and dependable).
Toyota Camry, hands down.
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All my friends have nicknames and I don't. it makes me feel kind of left out or like I'm not as much of a friend or something. weird I know, but how can I get one?
Follow George Costanza's example. Try for a certain one, and wind up with a totally different one. (Remember?)
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For the Republicans: What would make you vote for Obama or Clinton in November?
..a gun held to my head (maybe).
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Does anyone live in El Paso? Why?
Well hell yes people live there! What do you think?.....that it's a bunch of unoccupied houses and businesses?
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Is the "patriot act" really patriotic?
It is clearly Nationalistic. Being an extreme patriot, I interpret it as necessary to protect this country (including the liberal whiners) from the terrorists who would destroy us.
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Do you ever get the feeling that the confessions in magazines are made up?
They put whatever sells magazines in there. Period. You'd have to be naive to believe otherwise.
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How do you feel when people pick on you?
Vengance is best served cold. Then it feels good.
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I live in florida and am thinking about filing bankruptcy , ive been asking around and there telling me that ill only qualify for a chapter 13,cause of a car i own but if the person i got the money from puts a lein on the title wouldnt i qualify for a 7?
A Florida licensed bankruptcy attorney would be your best and most qualified source for an answer. Bankruptcy laws vary state to state.
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Do the japanese know the maltreatment they induced to Filipinos during their colonozation in the Philippines.?
I can tell you that the answer is probably hidden from the current generation of Japanese. When I was in Japan during the late 60's/early 70's their children were taught that the US arbitrarily and without provocation dropped nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Skredsni's statement that the Japanese revise history to suit their needs is definately accurate. It's time...
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If you are driving and saw an animal in the road, would you go to great lengths NOT to hit it, be indifferent (if it gets hit or not) or deliberately try to hit it, or something in between? Would it matter if it was a domestic animal or a wild one?
It would depend on several factors. In a residential area where children are playing I'd probably just run over the dog (or cat) if trying to avoid it might might cause me to hit a child. In other words, if children are playing near the street, the animal would be SOL.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
I think it's a one-of-a-kind concept. It surely did work well, didn't it?
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Did anybody watch CSI:Miami last night? It was a bad version of a daytime TV soap opera. None of them are realistic in terms of police work and science but that was bad on every level, acting, script, believability, just awful!!!
I watch 'Forensic Files" on A&E. It's the real deal. Why would you waste time on ficticious BS like CSI Miami when you can watch a factual account of forensic criminology?
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The state you live in now...what is it best known for or what's the biggest stereotypes?
I live in NC, probably best known either for the Smoky Mountain National Park, or the Outer Banks. The biggest stereotype I know of is the "hillbilly" mountaineer types. Although some of those still exist, they are fading with the generations.
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Is it possible to be truly scientific and hold religious and spiritual beliefs at the same time?
Absoulutely! There's a lot of hard scientific evidence supporting biblical teachings.
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What's a good shaped pasta to use in a pasta salad? What other ingredients are good to use? I was thinking sliced cherry or grape tomatoes, sliced black olives, cubed salami, a cubed cheese like Swiss or Provelone, and blanched broccoli florets.
Use Rotini or Fusili, and try "Ken's" Caesar dressing. You can find in most supermarkets.
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Why are windmills important in Holland?
This is just a guess. They were (are)used as grist mills for processing grain. ...(?)
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What is contingency
Contingency is an alternate plan of action. That may not be verbatim with the dictionary definition, but I like to give candid answers rather than 'canned' ones.
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Can you name a use for a common food item, other than eating it? What is the weirdest thing you've done with food?
A raw potato pushed up the exhaust pipe of a car will cause exhaust gasses to back up and make the engine run poorly. A harmless but funny prank.
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So my professor tried to convince me today that hockey's main purpose is to encourage alcoholism. So the inventors of hockey sat there thinking: What can we do to assure this game creates thousands of alcoholics everywhere? Do you think she's right?
She sounds like a prude who is opposed to people having fun. She is WRONG.
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At what sporting event do you think people drink the most at?
Baseball
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What picture or design is on your motorcycle helmet?
US Flag W/eagle superimposed.
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Have any favourite Irish recipes to share? Preferably traditional! :)
Guiness in a mug.
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If I say "Jackson" what comes to your mind in a flash?
Samuel L.
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Do you shave youself or go to barber?
Disposable Schick 'Slim Twin' has been my old stand-by for a long time.
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What is the fastest car in the world?
Andy Green of the UK drove the 'Thrust SSC' to a speed of 766 miles per hour at Black Rock Desert (USA) on 10/05/97. (First supersonic land vehicle)
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Name the state you live in and one thing you hate about it
Here's the deal:
I live in North Carolina.
I LOVE Oregon.
..but my family is all in the Southeast.
..so I'm going to stay in NC and visit OR as often as possible.
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What are some interesting things to do in California?
Go to Venice Beach and look at the wierdos.
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If you were searching for a roommate and read an add that said free rent just pay bills and you will have access to car also. Would you reply?
It can't hurt to check it out. ..but carefully OK?
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What is your opinion of Detroit?
There are very good parts (Novi, Northville, etc.) and some not so good parts. ..pretty much like anywhere else.
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Do you have a Myspace or Messenger, and why?
www.myspace.com/lcm1946
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What is the best fertilizer for strawberries?
5-10-5, any stronger and you might burn them, especially in suuny climates. The BEST STRAWBERRIES come from the California coast near Santa Maria and Santa Barbara. Overcast monrings, moderate temperatures, and sunny afternoons.
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Sherbert with Sprite? Have you ever tried it? Do you like it? Everyone said it was good but i tried it yesterday and it did Not taste good at all
I love it. Use Lime sherbet, Sprite, and dump some maraschino cherrys in there too. Eat it with a spoon. Yummy.
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What is your favorite flavor of jello?
Lime
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The economy is in the toilet! Who do you blame?
The economy is definately in a slump, however I think we should focus on recovery moreso than laying blame.
Blaming someone will not solve the problem.
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I am looking to buy tickets to a jets game comming up in the 08 season how much can 2 tickets be in a cheap afordable price rang and how far do i have to travel if i live in long island????????????????????? please help
I can suggest a way to find out the 'how far?' part of your question. Go to mapquest.com and find out the mileage from your present location to S. Hackensack or Seacaucus. That will give a good approximation of the distance.
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Who do you think will win the election for the democratics?
I think it will be 'Osama' Obama.
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Does anyone else think that people are being brainwashed into thinking that they're clinically depressed by the governement so they can make money off of anti-depressants? Because people didn't seem to have such a big prob. with depression until modern ti
I think it's purely a matter of aggressive advertising on the part of the drug companies.
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Why do i want to fall in love?
..because everyone needs love. ..everyone.
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Does my boyfriend find me attractive? He's always calling me cute and adorable but never anything like beautiful or specific
Perhaps his vocabulary isn't developed and he's just not very articulate. Be happy with the compliments that he's giving you.
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Men, do you prefer a woman with a nice round booty or a nice flat booty? I like to do surveys so that's why I'm asking these questions.
Round. The flat ones don't look very appealing to me.
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What kind of mother allows her 16 year old daughter to have a 28 year old boyfriend?
..sounds like an 'excuse' for a mother. Irresponsible!
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What sounds do you fall asleep listening to?
I use an electric fan for background noise.
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I asked the boy that keeps picking on me if he likes me. He smiled, laughed, and turned a little red, then he said, "No!" Does it sound like he does?
He absolutley likes you.
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Do you live near a busy street and is all that traffic the most annoying part of it?
Yes, but the traffic comes with the territory if you live in or near a city.
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Where would you be most likely to find an aardvark?
Aardvark dens are a good bet.
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Why don't they make cough syrup taste good?
I use Jack Daniels and Wild Turkey cough syrup. Both of those taste wonderful!
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What actor acts the same in every movie?
That would be any actor who has been 'type-cast'. A couple of good examples would be Harry Dean Stanton or Michael Imperiole.
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Why is there a stereotype that British people have bad teeth? Do they really have bad teeth?
Maybe they are referring to the midieval "Theodoric of York" character as portrayed by Steve Martin on SNL. He and some of the cast members in that skit were made up to have bad teeth.
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What is your preferred vacation - seaside resort, ocean cruise, mountain lodge, big city, casino, tropical island, European tour or something else? On vacation do you like to be waited on hand an foot or do your own housekeeping?
Just give me a cabin in the mountains of Montana near a good trout stream. Good food, good whiskey, my lady.
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How many teeth in the human mouth?
28. I took 'em out and counted.
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Who do you know who has the worst memory?
I don't know. I can't remember.
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What do you think about the global politics of the USA?
I think we should focus on solving our own problems, and only get involved abroad when it becomes a matter of necessity. Do you remember how secretive China was during the 60's and 70's? Closed borders, no one gets a good look inside? That scared the shit out of the rest of the world, and if we started acting the way China did back then, terrorism would be far less of a problem....
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Do you like cottage cheese?
It doesn't have much taste. I can take it or leave it.
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What is a titmouse?
It's a mouse that's fond of tits.
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When did life change the most for you?
When I found out I was diabetic. Age 59.
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When was the best period of Bob Dylan's career?
Middle to late 60's. I was stationed in the Canal Zone then and I remember having a Dylan album which I played regularly.
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It appears as though Obama has now changed his views and now he is for slave reparations... ...Any thoughts on this?
He's just another low life politician who says whatever will benefit his agenda at the time.
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Which hotels in gettysburg, pa are haunted
Stayed in the Holiday Inn and didn't have a problem. Maybe the ghosts don't like the accomodations there.
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
What's your name again?
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Does anyone think that QB Tom Brady is a bad player?
Not a bad player, not neccessarily the best QB either. He has been very fortunate to be on an well disciplined team with an excellent offensive line. That's all. As far as QB's go, he's still eating Joe Montana's dust.
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Is Isaiah 9:6 the clearest prophecy about Jesus? What are the top three prophecies about Jesus in the OT and how do we know they're referring to Jesus?
Those prophecies are about the Messiah. As Christians, we believe that Jesus Christ is the Messiah.
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Do you hate your brother?
No, I don't hate any of my family members. Both of my brothers are hard working, decent people, and have never given me reason to hate them.
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What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you?
Kid brother kicked me in the nuts once.
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How do you block unknown callers on cell phones?
Go to your cellphone providers website, and they may have instructions there for blocking calls.
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Im in desparate need of getting away on a well earned brake, where shall i go that is safe im on my own?
Midas Muffler shops work on brakes. Also Pep Boys, Walmart Auto Dept., and independent brake shops as well. If you want to take a BREAK, you might consult your travel agent.
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Why do most people try to fit in with the crowd...why cant all people be who they are? thats just one thing i dont get...i mean im myself i dont act like no one else....
They have a need to "fit in". ..probably due to some from of insecurity.
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If you image google your real name, does a picture of the real you show up?
No. Apparently I have not made much of an impact on society, nor do i have the same name as someone who has made an impact on society.
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Favorite things to hear in bed?
"What's your name, anyway?"
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What would you class as TRUE FRIENDSHIP?
..being there for for you in hard times. ..someone who doesn't just pretend to be your friend.
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Has Canada Ever Lost A War?
A better question might be "Has France ever WON a war?".
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Will anyone babysit my pet monkey "Walter" for the weekend? That is, as soon as I actually get a pet monkey.
NO!
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If Hillary or McCain would have had a white church pastor that preached the kind of hate-speech Obama's pastor did, they would have been crucified... ....But the issue was almost completely avoided with Obama......Why?
That's right on about the double standard. The same situation would have ruined Hillary or McCain.
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What is the most attractive thing about a girl?
You can't single one part out. It's a glorious combination of her attributes working in concert. Personality, facial features, her graceful movements, her boobs, ass, legs. pretty complexion, nice manicure, and on and on. You just can't isolate one thing.
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What is the location furthest from your place of birth that you have visited?
Tokyo, ..that's a loooooooooong way from Charlotte, NC.
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Can you mix amoxicillin and tylenol for children?
I think so, but ask your doctor or pharmacist, especially in the case of a child. Amoxicillin is an antibiotic whereas Tylenol is an anti-inflammatory drug. Just call you local 24 hour pharmacy and ask the druggist.
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Why does my husband make me feel ugly he lies looks at other girls even when i am dressed up? I thought he loved me for me when he married me if he wasn't attarcted to me from the beginin den why did he marry me? i ask him and he shrugs it off.
All men look. As long as he's looking and not touching you don't have a prob. You may be overreacting to something that's just the nature of men. I've been happily married for 40 years, and I still look.
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If you could have one wish, what would it be?
...that I could have an unlimited number of wishes.
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What is a super stud typically used for?
Pleasing several women.
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When you get a "-2" from a big bad newbie, how slapped do you feel?
Freddy, It doesn't bother me at all. Answer this for me: What will your AB status get you at the supermarket?
What will it get you anywhere for that matter? This is just like a game, you see. It will not elevate your station in life.
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When "Fat Tony" Salerno was apparently in charge of the Genovese crime family, he was actually a "front" for what prominent mob figure?
It was Vinnie "The Chin" Gigante. He was keeping a low profile, while pretending to be insane. Vito Genovese was in the Federal Pennitentiary in Atlanta at the time.
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My boyfriend has a friend that is my ex. We don't get a long at all. But they are really tight when we go to the movies somtimes he will come too. I really hate him what do i tell my boyfriend, when he asks me if it is ok if he tags along?
Your boyfriend is an asshole for disrespecting you in this way. He should not put you in the middle of a situation like that.
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Do you ever feel when voting that the choice is Hobsons choice?
No, but it seems that we choosing the lesser of the evils.
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Every year Big Bone Lick State Park in Kentucky has a "Salt Festival"...does anyone else see a problem with this? Or am I being immature here?
If you dislike the "Big Bone Lick" then check out the park near Conway, AR. It's called "Toad Suck". For real!
http://www.hendrix.edu/greenchemistry/greenchemistry.aspx?id=3697
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What item in your kitchen do you replace most often?
Other than food? ...paper towels.
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Do you know any vulgar poetry?
There was an old wench fuck'd one day
Her hair was black as coal
She cum s'quick
I burned m'dick
and fire shot outa me asshole!
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Does anyone here NOT believe in global warming?
I believe it. It has been going on since the Ice Age. It took an idiot like Al Gore to get this shit started.
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Do atheists have "faith" that God doesn't exist?
I don't know, but I'll bet that they PRAY that he doesn't exist.
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When dating, is it proper to carry on more than one relationship at a time?
I don't know about 'proper', but I have done so many times.
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What would make you complain in a restaurant?
Seeing the waitress picking boogers out of her nose and wiping them on her apron. I actually saw this at the Petro Truckstop in York, NE.
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What is the longest road trip you have ever been on?
Culver City, CA to Jersey City, NJ. ..knocked it out in 96 hours running single. 379 Pete with 550 Cat, 18 speed. HAMMER DOWN!
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In how many sentence types could one say this: please!
Indicative, interrogative,and exclamatory. That's the terminolgy you were looking for I think.
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What kind of person do you have to be to succeed in this line of work? What kind of qualities do you need to possess?Why?
Which line of work?
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Considering April is near, what are some of the pranks you've pulled for April Fools?
Push a large potato into the tailpipe of a car. It will run for well about a minute and then lose power because the exhaust gasses will back up into the engine, preventing efficient ignition.
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What US States do you think should have different cities as their capitol?
Oregon should be Portland.
Washington should be Seattle.
Missouri should be St. Louis.
Wyoming should be Cheyenne.
Californis should be Los Angeles.
Texas should be Dallas.
New Mexico should be Albuquerque.
...and Florida should be HAVANA !!!
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What games can you play with the "pistol" that plugs into the Xbox?
I wouldn't recommend that walk into a bank with it.
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How does your dog feel about cats?
He likes them raw.
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Do pagans drink the blood of goats and run naked through the woods howling at the moon?
I don't think you'll ever be a writer for "Jeopardy",so don't waste your time by sending them a resume.
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Are you a lover or a hater of baths?
Showers for me.
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What does it mean if an escort service offers GFE?
Why not get a real girlfriend?
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Men, when you go walking do you ever get a severe irritation behind your scrotum but in front of your anus? What is a good prevention and remedy for this condition?
That could also be a fungal infection (aka Jock Itch). If it persists you can see your doctor and get a topical medication which will heal it.
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Who is your favourite actor? Least favourite?
Favorites: Gene Hackman, Robert DeNiro, Robert DuVall
Least favorites: "Wimp" Cruise, "Turd" Garofolo, and "Piggy" O'Donnel.
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Worst borough in nyc to live in?
What's the difference? The entire Northeast is a pigstye. From Baltimore to Boston - 100% trash.
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Who has the cheapest truck rental,for moving?
If you moving any considerable distance you'd be well advised to go with a national company with a reliable network of facilities to respond to equipment problems. You cant go wrong with Ryder or Penske. You get what you pay for. If you want the absolute cheapest however, U-Haul or something like that might be OK.
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I have a friend who is 30, never had a girlfriend, I'm his only friend, he used to like me but ive never been interested. He doesnt want to do activities, join any clubs etc. I have a boyfriend, my own mates, my own life to lead, what should I do?
You've already answered your own question. You have your own life to lead.
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I'm looking at living in Columbia for the summer to immerse myself in Spanish culture somewhat cheaply. I need to find a place to stay, preferably in Santa Marta or Cartagena. Anyone know someone or somewhere I can contact? Also any recommendations?
You mean COLOMBIA. COLUMBIA is the name of cities in SC, MO, and MD.
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What life skills did your mother teach you?
How to tell time and tie my shoes.
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What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?
Hey Einstein! Who is the George Wahington bridge named after?
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Do you think that he passport breaches of the presidential candidates was out of curiosity or for political reasons?
I think the demos were running out of things to whine about.
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Does the democratic method of choosing a candidate make sense to you??? I mean, with all the caucus's and "super-delegates".........why not just make it a simple, straight-forward vote like the republicans do?
Well there you go ! (Democrats!)
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Am I alone in thinking that 24 hr. tv news coverage has rendered the 2008 Presidential election to an electronic version of "He said, she said"?
You are not alone. "He said - She said" is about the size of it.
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If we had a democrat as President for the last 8 years how would the US be different?
We'd probably be occupied or heavily infiltrated by Muslim extremists by now. Liberals think that if you ignore a problem that it will go away. We on the other hand, believe that pre-emptive destruction of our ememies is a worthwhile effort.
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What is the geography of Vista, California?
Rolling hills and low altitude coastal mountains, much like the rest of the San Diego area.
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I just read that 3% of the people in the US shower with their pets. Do you?
Not just 'no', but 'Hell no'! I'm originally from Texas and we believe in keeping our livestock outdoors.
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Do you think that it is important for a woman to know how to operate a gun?
Yes, especially if she plans on robbing any banks.
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I had sex for the first time in a few months, and am having bleeding today as heavy as a period. My period isn't due for two weeks, whats going on?
If it continues maybe you should see a doctor. Was your partner unusually large? That may have something to do with it.
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Do you shave your ass?
What the hell for?
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Have you ever honked at a cop?
Yeah, and gave 'em the finger too.
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What did you used to call condoms before you knew the word "condom"?
RUBBERS
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Is there any American General who agrees with Bush's view on torturing?
Most of them probably do. What would be wrong with torturing those pieces of human garbage who want to destroy our way of life? I don't think any General would say he's opposed to it, for fear of being labled a 'sissy'.
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Have you ever destroyed photos or pictures of yourself? If so, why?
Yep.
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How would you argue with someone who aruges that Virginia should no longer be thought of as the South?
I would tell the dumbass that Richmond was the CAPITOL of the CONFEDERACY!
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Do you talk to your plants?
No, but I talk to my pants.
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What is the geography of Cimarron, Kansas?
It's flat as a pancake. Notice that I answered based on my own personal knowlege as opposed to giving you a website answer like some of these boy-wonders. I mean, what the heck..? anybody can go look up the answer and then send it to you. ..and you could have done that yourself, right?
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What is the best way to break in a baseball glove?
Rub a lot of leather conditioner into it. Then put a baseball in the pocket. Then wrap the glove with rubber bands or tape and let it conform to the shape of the ball for a few days. Repeat if neccessary.
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In the USA is it generally OK to say "axed" instead of "asked" or is it only acceptable if you are appearing on "Judge Judy"?
It is NEVER ok to say 'axed' if you mean to say 'asked'. It's an 'Ebonics" expression, as well as a Northeastern (Brooklyn/Bronx) white trash coloquiolism.
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What does Condaleeza Rice mean when she said "I will stay on top of it to get to the bottom of it"?
If you are unable to glean the meaning of those words then I would find it difficult to believe that you would be capable of understanding even the simplest metaphor. I would explain in further detail if I thought you had the ability to understand it.
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If there is a 13 year old that constantly blasts his rap music in his driveway so loud you can hear it in the back of your house across the street, can you call the police for disturbing the peace?
Yes you absolutely can. Get on one of the search engines and look up the municipal codes for your city or town. All of them will have a section which addresses noise. Usually it contains verbage which deals with "noise from nearby inhabitants which is annoying to a person of normal sensibilities" or something of similar wording. It it a misdemeanor punishable by progressive degrees if...
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Why isn't the mainstream media as "Fair and Balanced" as Foxnews is?
Beacuse the mainstream media is composed of godless left-wing liberals whose mission is to destroy the moral fiber of America and undermine the principals upon which this country was founded.
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Does using the pull-out method feel satisfying for the guy, or does he need to "finish" inside the girl to really feel satisfied?
Pulling out is anti-climatic as far as I'm concerned. Nothing compares to to the orgasm I have when I'm "balls deep" in the pussy.
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Billions of people eat snot!So why doesn't AB want to let this question,"DOES THE POPE EATSNOT?" be posted?Why do AB staff think that they have to protect this warmongering ex-natzi collaborator,from exposure that is normal for you and Auzziegob !!!!!!!!!
You need to lay off the hallucenogenic drugs.
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If a guy orgassms extremely fast... is it cause hes just trying to get it over with or just really excited?
Inexperience is often the cause of premature ejaculation. If he can get hard again fairly quickly after the first orgasm, he'll probably last longer on the second one.
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What are some ways to get a song you really hate un-stuck from your head?
Find another song with which to become obcessed. It's a vicious cycle.
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Do you enjoy unusual sex?
Yes. I used to frequently have sex with a divorcee from Idaho whose ex was a congressman, and she liked to have sex in places where we were likely to be seen. For example, on her 2nd floor patio balcony; in the car while in the parking lot at her condo, etc., etc.
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WHAT IS THE SEXIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE DURING A THREESOME?
Having my penis in one vagina while orally enjoying another beautiful one.
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For the guys: What do you think about women with a big,... very big "booty"?
I like big asses provided they're not saggy.
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Do you think el paso should be given back to mexico?
Why draw the line there? Give everything back to the Native Americans, and then all the Hispanics can go back to Spain, and Caucasians back to Europe, and Blacks back to Africa, an so on and so forth. I'm amazed that people want to draw the line at whatever point is most adventageous for them at that particular moment.
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Have you ever had an ingrown toenail? Is so, how long did it take to go away?
It takes about 15 seconds to go away if you'll let a podiatrist fix it. It's not very painful either.
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What language did the Babylonians Speak?
Probably Arabic. ..not sure though.
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Did you ever flirt with a teacher with the intention to influence your grades? (See my answer)
Not to influence my grades, but to get in her shorts.
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My ole lady is realy ugly what can i do to help during sex?
Put a bag over her head, and one over your head in case hers comes off. Those are called "two-baggers".
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Which do you prefer, espresso or cappuccino?
..not a fan of designer coffee.
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Have you ever felt ashamed of the human race after learning about historical events? What was it?
The holocost.
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What is the longest distance you have had to fly?
Tokyo to Honolulu.
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For democrats: If your candidate (either Obama or Clinton) doesn't win, in the presidential election will you vote for the candidate that did win, vote republican, or vote third party?
I wouldn't vote for Billary or Osama Obama either one.
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Was Jane Fonda right about war all along?
Jane Fonda is a piece of human garbage.
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Is it true that i can use a plain old kitchen cutting board with my xacto knife? my husband got me a knife and several adjoining tools for christmas, but no board for it. i've heard cutting boards work, but i'm afraid to try-scrapbook paper is expensive!
The laminated wooden ones would work for sure. I don't think the plastic ones would do well though.
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Who is your favorite vice president?
Dick Cheney. He doesn't take any shit and he's not a wimpy little fart like Al Gore.
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What does this Koran passage mean? "Believers, take neither Jews nor Christians for your friends." - Surah 5:51
To me it means that Muslims are extremists and they cannot be trusted.
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What do you want to say in the Biofuel debate?
What DEBATE? You can buy Biodiesel at many truckstops!
Debate all you want to, by the way.
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Does anyone know any phrases that can be sent in a text message to turn girls on? My wife really likes it but I am running out of new ideas, any suggestions?
Tell her you'd like to eat a banana out of her pussy.
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Are you sexually attracted to naked?
A fine looking naked woman gets my attention, and makes my penis stand at attention.
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How many times can a man cum in one night
I have squirted cum 5 times in one night. My girldriend was in a very horny mood, and she would get me ready orally each time.
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I have a 2 year old who refuses to listen and gets into alot of trouble. this morning he climbed over his gate that we put in his doorway and got into makeup and dvds. any advice? is this normal for him to be acting this way? does he have ADHD?
Youn remind me of my daughter. If he DIDN'T do those mishievous things, then you'd have cause to be concerned. ..sounds like a normal, rambunctious baby boy to me.
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Would you rather have a new 389 or a new W900L?
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Watching Harry Hill just now has anyone noticed those national health glasses he is wearing, he needs to buy some new ones what do you think ha ha?
ha ha ha...you mean Hank Hill?
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Whats the best way to get a man hard?
My woman uses spontaneous sexual surprises to get me hard. To be awakened in the morning by her sucking my penis is one of the most erotic things I have ever experienced.
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What is your number one turn on?
Feeling up my woman and finding that her panties are soaking wet with her natural juices. Then I know that she is really ready and I can easily slide up into her.
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Whats better sex or oral sex?
Although I enjoy receiving oral, there is no substitute for pussy.
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Whats better sex or oral sex?
Oral sex is wonderful, but there is no substitute for pussy.
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Are shaved vagina's fantastic or sinister?
I grew up in the 50's and 60's before shaving or waxing the pussy was fashionable. Consequently all of the pussy I encountered as an adolescent and as a young man was covered in hair. With those early images burned idellibly into my mind, I have cultivated an opinion that shaved pussy looks unnatural. As long as it is clean smelling, the hair is an extreme turn-on for me. Especially...
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Genuine question, dont laugh! Do guys care if a womans pussy lips are small or big?
I like big puffy outer lips because they're so pillowy and soft. They're just beautiful! I don't especially care for protruding inner lips though.
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Do big boobs make a girl more attractive?
Oh yeah! I love the big ones as long as they're naturals and not silicone.
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Is houston a ghetto city
It would make Cabrini Green look like Disneyland.
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What are the demographics of Phoenix, Arizona?
Why don't you Google it and find out for yourself?
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I'm thinking about moving to Phoenix. Can someone tell me the ups and downs from an insider's perspective? I've read a lot on wikipedia (and searched it on google earth); it looks beautiful!
I'm from Arizona and I've lived in different parts of the valley. I prefer the North side, like Deer Valley or further North. The East valley used to be good, but I would not recomment it now. Enjoy AZ.
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Is a 14 year-old woman in the prime of life?
She's in the prime of easy impressionability and frivilous behavior patterns. She is also in the prime of assigning the highest priorities to things which will ultimately make little or no difference. Fourteen years does not a mature mind make.
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Az anyone seen Kenny around lately ?.........................someone told Auzziegob that Cartman had murdered him !!!!!!
The last time I saw him he was with two Cardassian women who had just arrived from the plant xeroz, and they were comlaining that Klingons had held them captive until they were ramsomed for 12 KG of quadrotriticale.
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What is the most fuel efficient speed for a vehicle on the open road?
There are far too many variables for that question to be answered. What must be taken into consideration is:
Aerodynamics
Engine displacement
Gear ratio
Altitude
Fuel injection vs carbeuration
weight of vehicle
and on and on and on......It's not as simple as that.
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What is the nickname of Atlanta, Georgia?
The Big A
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Who else is underwhelmed by the sight of the Rockies from Denver? I was surprised that the view from the city was only mildly interesting, and doesn't (IMO) make up for the flat, dry terrain and the bubble o' smog over the metro area.
Denver is what's known as a "front range" city, much like Cheyenne and Billings. It is situated in the piedmont area where the plains and mountains meet. You need only go a few miles west of Denver and you'll begin your climb into some high mountains, and the scenery is spectacular.
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My 2000 Detroit series 60 is having an intermittent power problem. It loses power and the check engine,stop engine,low coolant lights all come on. It feels like you just shut off the key switch,but it just goes to an idle and does not di
The low coolant sensors on those earlier Detroits WILL shut down the whole show, even if your coolant is just a tiny bit low. Get a good Detroit mechanic to show you how to bypass that sensor.
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1999 cummins n-14 lost power, could only do 25 - 35 mph, changed fuel filter and now running 72 mph but engine rpm is only reaching 1600 - 1700 at max. can anyone tell me what may be the problem?
Change BOTH filters. The water seperator as well as the fuel filter. Also the ECM could be messed up, preventing you from reaching the required RPM in the big hole.
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I HAVE A 2000 FREIGHTLINER CENTURY CLASS TANDUM AXLE TRUCK THE BRAKES ONLY WORK ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TRUCK AND THE RIGHT SIDE DOESN'T WORK AT ALL.WHAT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF THIS PROBLEM?
You might have a bad ABS sensor. They'll shut you down at the scales if they see it.
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I changed oil in my Diesel Detroit 60 Series (500 hp) engine this afternoon... a 9/16 nut was stuck to the inside of magnetic oil plug. I just got the truck back from repair of broken rocker arm. Would you expect to find a washer or lock washer as well?
Who did the work? Williams Detroit? I'd be very concerned about it. Maybe that nut came off something critical.
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Which laptop is the best? Toshiba, Dell, HP, or any others you know?
I like Toshiba.
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Did you buy your kid a car when they turned old enough to drive?
I bought my daughter an old Nissan Cedric at Smith-Mesa Nissan when she graduated. She drove that thing for about 3 more years. That was in 1987 and I think that car was a '74 or '75 model.
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Do you leave your cart in the parking lot or do you put it in the cart bin?
I never return it. That creates job security for the guys who have to bring 'em in. I don't ever use the automated checkout either. Someday that will eliminate the cashiers' jobs. Why are cutting our own throats when it comes to keeping our people working?
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Are you as tired as I am of the Soprano's and Grey's Anatomy?
No. The Sopranos is a high quality production. Grey's Anatomy is garbage.
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Who is carlos the fbi informant
I think he's the guy who asked Tony if he could retire and move to Florida. I'm not 100% sure on that though.
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What color pants go with a dark green top? The pants have to be dress pants to wear to school to teach.
Khaki
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What is the nickname of Chattanooga, Tennessee?
It's called "Choo-choo town".
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What is the nickname of Nashville, Tennessee?
In truckers' CB lingo it's known at "The Git-tar".
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Do you know the difference beween pussy and parsley?
Yep, you're not supposed to eat Parsley.
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What is the nickname of San Francisco, California?
The Gay Bay.
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What is a Barbeque?
You're kidding me, right?
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What is a Barbeque?
You're kidding me, right?
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What is a Barbeque?
You're kidding me, right?
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Are they're any underage nightclubs in North Carolina?
Why don't you wait until you grow up!? Then you won't have be concerned about it.
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What is the highest elevation of North Carolina?
6684 feet above sea level. Mt. Mitchell.
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Since Huckabee is so conservative in protecting life. What measures will he take to protect animal rights?
Would you not agree that human life takes priority over animals? Give me a break! Grow up!
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Since Huckabee is so conservative in protecting life. What measures will he take to protect animal rights?
Would you not agree that human life takes priority over animals? Give me a break ! Grow up !
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How do I find a mountain get-away in North Carolina?
If you really want to get away, try Busick, NC. It sits in the shadow of Mt. Mitchell (Highest point east of the Mississippi) on NC-80, just off the Blue Ridge Parkway. There's a hotel there called Albert's Inn, owned by German Immigrants. They also rent contemporary A-frame cabins if you prefer that. Their restaurant is "By Appointment" and the food is absoulutely...
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I am thinking about relocating to North Carolina...can anyone tell me about a great city out there?
If you're a beach person Wilmington and Wrightsville Beach are really good. If you're an 'uptowner' Charlotte might be a choice to consider. For a good mix of metropolitan conveniences the Triad is excellent. (Greensboro, Winston-Salem, High Point.) If you like the mountains we have Asheville, Boone, Wilkesboro. We've got a good variety.
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How do I legally evict my roommate, in Phoenix az , when she is not on the lease?
With a shotgun.
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Where do Geordies come from?
From the plantet Geordia.
Me? I'm from Caucasia.
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Am I the only one who receives email scams all of the time?
Yes, you're the only one.
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So, I need a quick rundown of the Vietnam War between about 1963 and 1975. Including names, in simple terms. I also need America's involvement with the Spain, Japan and France, too. And what happened at the end with Nixon.
That's a bit much for a 'quick rundown' !! We're talking pages here !
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What type of behavior is expected in the army? What rules must all soldiers abide by? What is expected of them and how must one act?
1. Loyal and obedient.
2. Any lawful order from your superiors., as well as
the 'General Orders'.
3. Full compliance and with professional military
demeanor.
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What is a clever word which describes feeling annoyed and shocked at the same time?
Miffed
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What is a crucible used for?
In the Marine Corps, "The Crucible" is a series of grueling physical ordeals conducted in boot camp.
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Do you likee the new England Away Football Shirt?.
No, I don't like anything about New England.
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Have you been to Gary, Indiana?
Unfortunately yes. It's even nastier than Northern New Jersey or the Bronx.
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How long will it take to loose 25 pounds?
If you're a big fata** it will take about two weeks in bootcamp.
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What are some good Dare ideas for couples?
I dare you to eat 40 pounds of steel wool.
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At any point, do humans beome inorganic?
Matter cannot be destroyed, only altered. The water in the human body may evaporate, becoming hydrogen and oxygen. That would in turn leave a residual composed mostly of carbon. So the answer to your question is NO.
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Will i loose my job
If you don't do it, you will lose it.
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When you think of Arizona, do you only think of deserts and cactus? Would you beleive me if I told you we were getting dumped on by snow in the middle of March?
I'm a native Arizonan. It routinely snows in the higher elevations of the White Mountains (Near Greer, Alpine, Luna Lake, etc.) as late as mid-May. If you're an Arizonan it's surprizing that you don't already know that.
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Why are some people against having a Muslim president?
Because Muslims are extremists.
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Does it annoy you when you are being bothered, or do you just kind of ignore it?
If one is being annoyed, hence he is being bothered. How could you possibly distinguish between the two?
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Capital punishment...yes or no
Yes indeed. It appears the the first four responders ARE NOT liberals. Right on! It's gotta be the best deterrent we have.
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What is the hottest thing you have eaten?
NAPALM.
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What Is the best all around Fly Rod (Brand of rod and Weight)... We are new to fly fishing...
I am partial to Scott flyrods. Get a 9 foot rod, 4 or 5 weight if trout is you primary quarry. I've got a closet full; Orvis, Sage, Scott, Winston, T&T, and others. I like the Scotts because they just "feel" right to me. You have to find your own groove. However, being new to the sport, you may want to start with a rod that is of good quality without spending a lot of money....
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How do you rig your line for tuna fishing?
If you're drifting and have already chummed the water, I just tie on the appropriate size (depending on bait) hook with a palomar knot or Cinch knot. That's if I'm using live anchovies or sardines. If I'm trolling I use a green skirted jig on clear days, and a purple skirted jig on cloudy days.
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What is the best starter fly rod for trout
Get a medium action 9 foot, 4 or 5 weight rod. You don't have to spend a mint either. You can hook up with a decent flyrod under $300.00.
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Whats the biggest bass in the world
Black Sea Bass, without a doubt.
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If you do any fishing, what's the biggest fish you ever caught?
82 lb. Yellowfin Tuna at Alijos Rocks. (off the Baja coast).
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When is the best time to go fishing, and What kind of bait is used for catfish?
For catfish nothing beats chcken livers. You need to use trebel hooks though, because they come off the single hooks easily. Fish during darkness.
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Saturday Night Live Fans: Of all the comedy sketches you have seen, which one is your favorite one? Mine had William Shatner addressing a Trekkies convention...but to the organizers surprise, he was sick and tired of them. He told them...Get a Life!
The 'chewing section' on Ozark airlines with Jan Hooks as the flight attendant and Phil Hartman as the passenger who wanted to 'have a chaw on the way to Little Rock'.
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Is there any way to successfully fight the California Workman's Compensation system to get fair medical treatment before an injury becomes unrepairable?
Contact one of the Worker's Comp law firms that specializes in representing the WORKER as opposed to the company., i.e., Goldberg and Osborne, etc.
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Do you feel completely "anti" about any actor or actress?
Tom 'idiot' Cruise
Johnny 'anti-American' Depp
Jeaneane 'anarchist' Garufalo
Rosie 'pig' O'donnel
Robert 'anti-American' Redford
Al 'left wing extremist' Franken
...to name just a few.
On the other hand,....DENNIS MILLER has got it goin' on !
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Why Do You Think People ARe Sex Attitcs?
A SEX ATTIC? Is that an area upstairs where people have sex?
A SEX ADDICT is a person who, for whatever reason, is addicted to sex.
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If you get a divorce because your wife cheated on you, do you think she deserves to get half of what you have?
You better hope you don't get a woman judge. If you do, hold on to your wallet!
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Why do I wake up feeling sick to my stomach?(It last for an hour or two then im fine)
This forum in not the appropriate venue for asking that question. ASK A DOCTOR!
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Was the invasion of Iraq a crime of aggression as the BBC have suggested today?
Just because the BBC said it doesn't make it FACT. You are easily impressed by cheap talk and need to take a more nationalistic view of things. We're THE USA and we'll kick anybody's ass who deserves it! In fact, we haven't yet kicked enough ass.
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Am I the only one who's not %100 comfortable around people who use the term "Bad Guys" when referring to criminals and drug users and the like?
"Bad Guys" is a general term applied to those who break the law. It's an idiomatic expression that's been around a lot longer than you have, and you won't be able to change it. (no matter how much whining you do) Grow up.
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Where did the term 'brownie points' originate?
It think it's brown-nosers trying to get "points" with the boss.
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What does the term "its the nature of the beast" mean?
It's kind of like "it comes with the territory".
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What is the origin of the phrase "ivory tower"?
In corporate lingo "Ivory Tower" refers to the special interests of a particular indivual who seems to look out for his own interests as opposed to contributing to the interests of all concerned. i.e., he's not a team player.
"That guy's protecting his own little IVORY TOWER".
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What is the origin of the expression "I know where the bodies are buried"?
It's akin to "Skeletons in the closet". i.e., "I know the secrets that are being hidden."
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Where did the answer "I'm going to Disney World" originate?
During an interview after defeating Muhammad Ali for the heavyweight title, Leon Spix was asked by Howard Coselle, "what are your plans now that you are heavyweight champion?".
Leon's reply was, "I gonna go to Disneyland."
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'Fight fire with fire', any idea where this comes from?
The ORIGIN probably has to do with setting "fire breaks" to stop large fires.
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Is the term French Laundry derogatory?
Not sure, but is probably is. Any laundry belonging to a french person must certainly have a sickening odor.
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Is the term French Laundry derogatory?
Anything French is unappealing to me., especially FRENCH PEOPLE!
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When does the new K-Fed CD come out?
Why would anyone care?
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Why do neo-consertive spokes people seem to hate Canadians so much? Do the super-left-liberals hate us too?
I'm very conservative and I like Canadians with the exception of those French speaking A**holes.
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How could Nancy Pelosi become president of the US?
That would be the end of the United States as we know it. I pray that never happens.
She'd have our generals bowing down to our enemies.
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I just moved to Kentucky, what do you think of when you think of Kentucky?
Bourbon Whiskey.
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Is real BBQ pork or beef? PS I'm from TEXAS!
Texas? What part of North Carolina is that in?
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Who really needs to lighten up?
Regis Philbin
Chris Matthews.
Chris Hansen.
Rachael Ray.
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Are you a Christian? Why or why not?
I am.
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What is your favorite sandwich to enjoy with tomato soup?
Pastrami, Salami, brown mustard. lettuce, tomato, onion, on Marble Rye.
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What goes on or should go on a hot dog when you ask for everything on it?
It depends on WHERE you are. In Chicago it's mustard, onions, tomato, and peppers.
In Atlanta it might be mustard, onions, slaw, and chili.
In other locations, different ingredients.
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My boyfriend went back to school at end of year his lab partned asked fo rhis phone number she is married wanted to keep in touch he said gf wouldnt lk lat week asked for email he did tell me is this cheating iam controlling?
You need to grow up !
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Saturday Night Live Fans: Of all the comedy sketches you have seen, which one is your favorite one? Mine had William Shatner addressing a Trekkies convention...but to the organizers surprise, he was sick and tired of them. He told them...Get a Life!
Chris Farley as the motivational speaker who lives "in a van down by the river".
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Do the Musical Guest bands on SNL usually get on your nerves more than they entertain you?
Yes. They must have a very restricted budget for the musical guests.
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What is your best trash talk?
I'll slap you so hard it'll shake the fat on yo' boyfriend's ass !
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What are some Spanish curse word and/or phrases?translated in English if you can plzz =]..
chingadito = little f*cker
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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?
Yo mama so fat when she drops her panties to the floor, they still got ass in 'em.
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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?
Yo mama so fat, when she rides a Harley both cheecks of her ass drags the pavement.
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
What suggestion did the Polish astronaut give for making a trip to the sun without getting burned up?
He said to go a night after the sun has gone down.
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Why do cows wear bells?
..so they can't sneak up on their adversaries.
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Do you really care if Roger Clemens took steroids?
Nope!
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What are the efects if autistic people have alcahol
I don't know.
Probably not a big deal though.
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Who makes more money, a Full-Bird Colonel, or a Four-Star General?
There are no circumstances in which a Field Grade Officer will make more than a 4-star.
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If you could be any rank in the military, which one would you want to be? (Consider pay vs. responsibility, power vs. accountability ... )
Sergeant Major E-9. The other senior NCO's are always buying youn drinks at the NCO club and trying to win your favor ..and you don't have to do much. ..just give your opinions about things. I'd rather be a SMAJ than a Colonel.
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In the civilian world (job site),do you have to address a retired military officer by their rank?
I wouldn't. I never did like officers very much.
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Does anyone know how hard air national gaurd boot camp is?
Air Force stuff is like Cub Scouts. They probably have a "Den Mother" to tuck you in at night too.
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If (DropDownList1.Items[2].Selected ) { DropDownList3.Visible = true; }
how come the dropdownlist3 still visible all the time?
how to solve it?
You don't always need to select from list #3. You can submit your question without selecting from #3. ..or for that matter #2 or 3.
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Why is it important to recognize the meaning within the context of literature?
...because reading without comprehending is a waste of time.
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What's the BEST bottled bbq sauce?
Maurice's ....from the SC lowlands.
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Did you know that groups of otters will pick on crocodiles? What weird animals facts do you know?
Mockingbirds will "gang up" on crows and peck them and harass them.
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I have no lease or written agreement with my landlord. How much notice is ok when I intend to move. I live in New York state.
Get on one of the search engines and look up the tenency statutes for New York State. You should be able to find your answer there.
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What kind of a name is Plaxico? Sounds like a textile company to me.
It's the kind of name of guys who catch Superbowl winning touchdown passes. You asked. I told you.
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If Randy Moss was on the Packers, do you think Brett Favre could've thrown as many TDs as Tom Brady?
There's a lot of "what if" scerarios in football. If Willam Andrews had played for the Oilers, and Earl Campbell for the Falcons, I think Andrews would have more total yards. I could give you more examples; i.e., if Wes Chandler played for the Chargers during the Dan Fouts era........
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If I say "Chicago Bears", what's the first player that pops into your mind?
"Sweetness"
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Am I the only one that can't stand American Idol?
Count me in. ..can't stand it.
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Ya dee ya dee ya dee ya da- What does this mean anyway?
It means, you know.....just...yada yada yada.
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Does anyone own or plan to own the entire Seinfeld Box Set or complete series?
I've got 'em all, and bought each of them the day they became available.
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Seinfeld Fans: What is your favorite quote from the show?
"one year...you come back"!
(Soup Nazi to Elaine)
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Is Elaine Benis from Seinfeld sexy?
I think she has a very Earthy, sexy quality.
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What do you think of the television show America's Next Top Model?
If you're easily impressed by foolishness then it's probably a wonderful show.
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If Myth Busters was to convene a tribal counsel, who do you think they would vote off the show?
Each other.
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Should I be punished as a criminal for what I choose to put in my own body?
No, you should be allowed to destroy yourself if you wish, however if you choose to do so with illegal substances, then you should be made to pay the appropriate penalty.
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Who is a better singer,Celine Dion, or Mariah Carey?
Mariah Carey...no contest!
(She's an American too.)
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Do you like Maury?
No, definately not. It's all about sensationalising the misfortune of people who are already having a tough time. ..really cheap and tacky.
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Who was Anthony Spinelli?
A producer?
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If i went into the marine corp. in 1981, boot camp camp pendelton, what would i have done for 4 years?
That would depend on your M.O.S.
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I heard the Marines hand to hand combat training program is now the gold standard, as it combines the BEST of many forms, and Marines must CONSTANTLY train with it their WHOLE careers. Better than SEALS and ALL the rest. Any disagreement?
Seals would have them for breakfast.
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If you had to have sex with a celbertie who would it be and why.
Courtney Cox. Man she's HOT!!!
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On the human body, are there different types of hair? Is the hair that is on your head, the same type of hair that is on your legs, on your arms, in your nose, etc.? It just seems that depending on where you look, hair can range from fine to coarse.
Very perceptive! The Spanish language differentiates between these varying types with different words.
Pelo, cabello, pendejo, etc.
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Who likes wrestling
People with very few teeth named "Jim-Bob" and "Bubba" who marry family members.
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I was recently asked to be a personal attendant in my cousin's wedding. Her colors are red and she is decorating with tulle and candles in red. It is going to be a "romantic feel". I am wondering what I should wear for the wedding? (I am 18)
Wear black. Then you'll Georgia Bulldog colors.
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When purchasing a vehicle from a private seller, can you drive it home with no plates? What if it's in another state?
Yes, but don't get caught.
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Which is the best Northwest state, Oregon or Washington?
If you consider the "Inland Northwest" I'd say Montana. For the Coastal NW, Oregon is by far the most diverse and scenic.
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Why do soda & beer come in aluminum cans, but most other canned foods come in steel cans?
So the macho guys can crush the can after they finish their drink.
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Be honest...wouldn't you like to see Eli beat the snot out of New England to see Tom Brady get all mad like a cry baby?
YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!
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What is the best revenge act you have committed / heard of?
My neighbor's dog took a dump in my yard, so I took a dump on his front porch.
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Who actually likes there job? who doesnt? and y?
You mean "their" job, not "there" job. The answer is:
...People who have been successful in their employment and who have a progressive career path. (Most of them are somewhat proficient at grammar and spelling also.)
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How does the Accuracy International AW50 compare to the Barrett M107 .50 caliber sniper rifle?
I thought the M-107 was a 416.
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I have a council tenancy and the next door neighbours own their property and lease it out.the family that are there play loud music the property owners say they have entered a 2 yr contract and can do nothing.can the council do anything about it.
Get on one of the search engines and look up the municipal codes for your location. There WILL BE a section on noise ordinances, and you CAN do something about it. You only need to call the local law enforcement authorities and complain. If they seem complacent or don't seem to "get it", then make them aware that you know what is contained in the municipal codes, and furthermore,...
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Is it advisable to put eyeglasses in a dishwasher to clean them?
Have at it.
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Have you ever helped someone out and been surprised at their lack of gratitude?
Yes, but very often it's because of some type of interpersonal ineptness. It's best forgotten.
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What musical instrument sounds the best to you and why?
Acoustic guitars (the high quality ones).
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My daughter who is 17 puts on her pajamas 30 mins before bed and comes into the lounge. A few times she has tickled me and i told her to behave. In the fun she has said smack my bottom. Should I over her pajamas?.
All of that is a bit strange. The answer is NO.
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I have a job and am supposed to be paid commission plus salary. I have not been paid the commissions that I have earned. I have an agreeement from the company stating that I would be be paid commission. Can they just decide not to pay commissions?
A lot depends on the specifics of your agreement and/or contract with your employer. A lot of them have written disclaimers which allow the employer to ammend the agreements at their discretion. Additionally, labor laws vary from state to state. You may need to seek the advice of an attorney who is versed in these matters.
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Im from montreal, I wanna escape my life for a week. Go on a road trip for a week, any ideas on where I should go? and what I should do? Ill be with a friend who is feeling the same.
Stay up there. Don't come down here.
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Can i get another 1 please?
here you go: 1
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Is "normal" eating of food an addiction?
It's neccessary to sustain life. I suppose you're also wondering if breathing is an addiction.
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Who invented gravity?
God invented gravity.
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Depressingly, I'm losing my voice. Can you make it come back, please? I miss talking about nothing.
No, I can't make it come back. I'm not a doctor. It won't hurt you to be quiet until it heals. Try it. People who listen rather than talk tend to learn more.
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Just received a call from my sons school. Three boys have taken it upon themselves to pull his pants and underwear down in PE and beat him up, in front of the teacher. What should the punishment be and should this be acceptable?
Try to get the school board involved. The teacher needs to be fired and the three punks charged with assault.
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How probable is it that at age 16 I've found my true love?
Very improbable, about like winning the lottery.
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Toilet paper question: are we being cheated at the toilet? just noticed that Northern Tissue is approx. one quarter inch wider than Angel Soft. compared both and thats the results. is the public being flushed?
The width of the TP, if adequate, is of no real consequence since you don't use the entire width to get the job done. If there's enough room to hold onto while swiping the TP through the taget location, then its purpose has been fulfilled.
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Can someone please tell me why they logically believe in GOD? I'm having troubling believing in GOD from a logical point of view.
The aethiest, Liberal, scientific community has saturated our information sources with so much garbage that it's a small wonder that young people today are inclined to question the existence of God. The fact is, there's an abundance of archaelogical evidence to support biblical writings, moreso than the aetheistic viewpoint. Additionally, you don't have to be a brain surgeon...
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What is your favourite joke?
Two Arabs, Abdul and Omar, went to Hertz Rent-a-Camel, got their camel, and headed out across the desert. After a hundred miles the camel stopped and refused to go any further. Said Omar, "He is thirsty, so we must make him drink". Luckily they were at an oasis. They led him to the oasis, but the camel would not drink. Omar said to Abdul, "We must prime his pump, so you hold his...
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I am looking for a product to degrease my washing machine. My husband has washed car cleaning rags (wax, silicone etc) in my machine. I have cleaned the internal parts but think that there is a build up on the 2nd inside tub. THANKS!
Try some of that Orange Citrus cleaner/degreaser that you'll find at your local hardware store or Wally-World, etc., etc.
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What causes global warming?
The panic over global warning is total bunk! Global warming has been going on continuously since the ice age. Were it not for global warming, this planet would be uninhabitable. ..regardless of what Al Gore or anyone else says.
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How many fights have you been in and why (explain)
The number of fights one has been in is no measure of a persons value as a human being. Hopefully you will someday come to realize this.
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Okayy i got my tongue pierced on thursday nd the stupid guy that pierced it for me put the short bar in instead of the long bar.. so today i bought the long bar went to another piercer nd they changed it.. how long will it take to heal now?
I see, you got your tongue pierced and someone else is STUPID?
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Is 17 too old to play on 'pokemon games'?
Problably not, if you have the mind of a child.
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When did the media first start affecting people in a bad way? What was the first movie that featured extreme gore or other things offensive? When did the first devil-worshiper band start jamming? Can you give me a date before stuff like that existed?
Before the Democrats.
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In what part of the engine can i put the power steering fluid in, in a chevrolet caprice 1993 5.0l
I think I would try putting it in the Power Steering Fluid Resorvoir rather than in the engine.
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Anyone know how to help a picky eating adult? He wants help but he just can't bring himself to it.
He needs to join the Marine Corps. He'll eat what they give him if he wants to survive.
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What do horses read to their children at bedtime?
Stabletime stories.
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What do you call a person who takes joy in causing other peoples anger?
An Asshole.
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Why do we like celebritys
What do you mean "We"? I hate the bastards.
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What makes something trashy?
Fishnet stockings and too much rouge.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
1. I like big boobs.
2. I like beer.
3. I like having hemmorhoids.
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My front tooth hurts a lot when I tap on it with a soda can as i drink it, kind of like when tin foil hits a filling...I dont have a cavity at all...would a root canal help?
What would help most is to stop tapping on it with a soda can. Try it!
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Which state is Aspen located in?
DUH ! Colorado !!!!
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