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Is Jason Voorhees an allegory for Jesus? No. Michael Myers is.

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Wanna see an awesome video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJW87WAu2fE Haha, I've seen so many dancing Myers videos but I always get a kick out of them.

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Are you sick of zombie movies? No way. It gets annoying when people say it's all the same all the time. Uh...so? Isn't that the point?

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Does Jason Voorhees have a middle name? Officially he doesn't have one, but it is theorized that his middle name is Elias, which is his father's name. Ian, as you mentioned earlier, is the influence that the creator of Jason (Victor Miller.) had for naming his character. Josh and Ian were Victor Miller's sons, so he named his character after the combination thereof. (But in film, both those names have nothing to do with the character.)

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If a girl was to have a 4some with Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers, who would get each hole (mouth, butt, Va-j) and why? Those killers will not settle for premade holes...they make their own. Not a good time.

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Sexiest Killer? Michael Myers, of course. he doesn't say shit, he gets to the point. He don't bust through walls, he's cool and efficient. Hawt?

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do you think the exorcist it scary????? No, but I can see how it would be, at least back then.

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What would you call a porn site www.slutload.com I'm on there, too. >_>

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Are you going to Ab on Christmas Day? I wasn't. And I don't even have a family. :)

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Whats the best grindhouse style movie trailer you have ever seen. Incidentally, the mock trailer for that movie, Mushedie, from the Grindhouse double. It's supposed to be an actual film eventually though...

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Could this upgade of AB be a judgement, through making the site undesireable, on all the athiests who bash on God and His followers here? Must be, I mean you just can't make this shit up.

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Atheists, does Christmas music in public places annoy you? Nah, but a lot of Christmas songs they play in places like malls are rarely the full religious oriented ones. At least over here, we have like Winter Wanderland, Jingle Sells or anything about Santa Clause. You'll barely ever here Holy Night or the Three Wisemen song or whatever. As far as Christmas songs go, I actually like the religious ones a lot better, they're more calm, less wussy...

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If you were senteced to Death by hangign which of these following optiosn would you choose? Whichever one of those is messier. You'll have to deal with me long after I'm gone, coppers!

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Would you take a phone call from work on Christmas? I've worked on most Xmase's and new Years's, so yeah. If you're a waitress it's a damn good way to make uber tips since everyone there feels sorry for you. DOIT.

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Share clothes with each other? on common ground? naked? stripped? to advance? together? Jesus? in YOU'RE OWN thoughts in God? Fat the wuck.

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Do those who better themselves make you nervous once you realize that by doing so they just might make themselves better than you? No. I don't give a shit who's better than me. All I care about is being better than myself. The rest of yall can go to hell for all I care lol.

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Bi toilet slaves, is it easier to eat shit from girls than boys. Does shit from guys taste/smell more awefull? Lmao. Shit is shit man. I'm sure it all tastes gross, but hey I've never eaten shit before, so don't take my word for it.

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What Do Guns Mean to Americans? "More people own guns in the United States than in any other country on Earth, by some estimates as many as 80 million" Lulz.

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Do any ABers paint military miniatures? That, and D&D. Or Naruto.

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Why are you still alive? I'm Michael Myers. You can't fucking kill me.

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Pagans:will you proclaim the word Jesus from heaven? rich folks will you proclaim abundance for all through mother nature in the word of Jesus?christians will you continue to testify faith on common ground? God knows? Uh...zombies!

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do you hate needles No, however, I won't go out of my way to get shots, unless necessary.

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I eat poop often. Is this frowned upon in American society? Lol. This is the most win thing I've seen online, ever.

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Before the early Christian church, what were other uses of (versions of) the cross? (As a symbol) A sword? Just guessin' here.

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Is 2012 Doomsday film really showing us our future? No, unless you think Saruman was actually a real dude, outside of being Dracula.

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Is there any movie you've seen many times that always picks you up, perks you up and lifts you up? Pet Semetary, Halloween II, Corpse bride.

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If I am getting blisters all over my penis - what am I allergic to? See a doctor please. Also, ew.

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What do you do during the commercials of your favorite television show? I have a diary...well not really a diary, I call it my book of shadows, as goes the ol' Pagan tradition, but it's just random nonsense. Either way though, it's nearing six years old-falling apart, old and all creepy looking. But there are still blank pages left, and when commercials come on, I write random shit, draw random crap, or just leaf through it and check out stuff that I put in it...

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Do you own a Old Wooden Rocking Chair? No. My mom had one though, and I used to love it. I also had a child sized one which I would drag besides her adult one whenever she was in it, so we could rock back and forth side by side, but she never paid attention to me. I'm not goth.

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Would you like some chicken or some bacon? I'll go for some bacon, seeing as it's like, five in the morn, and technically morning...might go well with all this beer I've had tonight. *Sheepish smile.* Nice and crispy please.

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I don't believe in God, but the Apocalypse scares me. Is that wrong? I've had sex in one before, but it wasn't mine.

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If "the life is in the blood", then wouldn't drinking it actually be a good thing? Like, drink the blood of someone smarter, get smarter. It's symbolism. We all know that doesn't actually mean anything unless it's a movie.

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Who else isn't used to the new answerbag? Not quite used to it. Most glitches are gone-I think-so it might be easier to get re acquainted with it again.

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I had a dream that my mother was cheating on her husband, (Who is not my dad) with her sister's husband. I can't stop thinking about it and it's really bothering me. What do you think it means? Stop thinking about it, probably means a whole lot of nothing but the significance you seem to attach to it. Every night I dream that I murder small children and old women. But I'm here on AB, instead of prison.

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What kind of sofa do you have? It's a futon. I fell asleep in it for like an hour earlier, and I have insomnia. That's how awesome it is.

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Do Working Moms Put Their Kids at a Disadvantage? And how are they gonna feed their kids if they don't work?

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Ladies if you were sentenced to hang would you??? If I was sentenced, whether I wanted to or not, I'm not gonna have much of a fucking choice, am I?

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For you ladies, what do you think about straight men who shave their legs. Do what you want. None of my damn business.

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Is this girl at my work taking a dump? what

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Are you bored? Yeah. A few more beers and that should change.

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Are you over 6 ft tall I'm the Green Giant lulz.

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Do you think evolution should be taught in public schools? Yes, but so should religion, at least on a historical standpoint. More knowledge the better. I suppose the people who disagree probbaly provide study books for their children that were written back when man thought the Earth was flat. Go Rotor Robot! GoooOOOOOOO!!

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When someone "grills" you on your "belief system" and makes fun of you for it, what are you more likely to do? To each their own. Whatever they say isn't gonna change my beliefs anyway, especially if they only say it to mock, rather than instruct.

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Is There a "War on Christmas"? It's a strange situation. Christmas is nearly universal-not quite, but nearly. Yet, it's mostly celebrated in the original Christian fashion, or rather, what that fashion became and is today...but because just about everyone partakes, some of the non believers seem to find it offensive and so, to remain politically correct, is changed to happy holidays. But there's hypocrisy on both sides,...

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I'm not one much for polls...too impersonal. I prefer one-on-one conversations. What about you? I find them kinda useless, basically they're questions but with one more thing to click...of course, as they're choice based and usually, typically, don't ask for an opinion, I can see how they discourage conversation, but we still have a spot to elaborate our poll choice, so you can still converse this way.

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Horror movies: Am I the only person who hates people pointlessly screaming in the horror movies? (especially the old ones) Nah, it's part of the fun, and what makes it funny, at least, in my opinion. Sometimes though, I wish it was a little more realistic...in real life, any plausible horror movie scenario can often leave the victim out of a voice, where all they can do is small noises. Or shit themselves...I read a book about this once, plenty of murder victims are found with their pants soiled. :/ But yeah,...

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Is there a list of people who have left AB? Are any of you deleting those names from your "friends"' list? I'm keeping in touch with those who have definitely left, as I'm pretty sure friendship goes beyond where you decide to go or stay online.

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What are some good games for a group to play in a cafe? Throw shit at people.

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whats inside a hot dog wiener? Dead cow, slaughtered turkey, sexually abused pig and rubber boots. Bon apétit bitches.

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Which is the best drink of all time? Beer.

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How many of your questions have been rejected in AB? Maybe like one or two. Doesn't matter. Stupider shit has been asked than I could ever even try to dream up.

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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception? Behead those who insult Islam. Gee I denno. But then, isn't religion all about fucking everyone up?

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What do you think is a better game? Silent Hill.

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What happens if I don't pay a ticket for driving under suspension dus? It adds up. Then you go to jail.

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What do you most resemble? Yuppie, Hippie, Preppie? Hippie, if only because I merely exist to be difficult to everyone.

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What do you think is a better game? cont. Silent Hill.

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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer? No. If someone wants your ass, they don't care if you have a gun or not, especially if you're all Yipee Ki Yay and don't even know how to use it properly. Unless you're in the military, I'm pretty sure anywhere where owning a gun is legal is merely like owning a really expensive piece of art you're never gonna use.

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Someone wonders why I ask so many questions. Geez... I'm curious,that's why. Why would someone ask such a question? I don't get it, do you? I have no idea. It's a site about asking questions though, so I'd dismiss those who question your...asking questions on a fucking site that's meant for asking questions. I will say however, a lot of your questions in this particular section deal with the AB changes and the people who left...it's pretty dramatic, and needlessly so, if AB is as awesome as you say it is.

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who likes guns and beer and women? I like beer and chicks. And dudes. Guns are fucking lame. I prefer swords. Thanks.

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Do you agree or disagree: This New Answerbag Sucks! I miss the old one... Agree or Disagree? I don't like it, and it's full of glitches still, unless that's just my computer. Now excuse me while I go feast on some corned beef.

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Do you feel like you lost your addiction to AB? I think I did. Was not really addicted, but it was an online home if any. Of course if I try to come back, all those self righteous fucks who keep posting questions about people who left that aren't actually questions but just means to insult them will get down my throat. Gotta love AB lulz. I guess everyone was right. It's still the same as it always was. :)

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I for one welcome our new AB overlords. You? Overlords? Eh I don't know. I clicked no because it says fag and I thought it was funny. I'm sure you don't mind right? :)

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Why are answerbag people so rude when they come over to fluther? Do they not get that flooding the site is rude? Hmm...most of what I've seen is people who won't stop asking question about how Anserbag sucks. It is rather annoying, and rude, but that's about it, and those questions usually get "deleted" anyways. No need to have a fit, and as far as flooding goes well...I don't know who's responsible for that, but there IS a header for AB folks, plus a chatroom just for them...so I don't think it's...

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What is your favorite Christmas horror movie? Black Xmas, 2006. It includes cannibalism and vomit.

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I say we go on strike till they give us the old AB back. Who is with me? Yes, but it prolly won't happen since they already signed contracts with sponsors and crap, or so I'm told. A lot of folks are probbaly gonna leave, but will be replaced by many others, so it's not like they care or nothin.

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I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count. No. It blows.

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Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB? I don't like it.

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Why does AnswerBag suddenly look and feel like Facebook? Probably to keep up with the more modern and popular online communities...I'm very disappointed.

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Why should gay marriage remain illegal? Because homosexuals are horrible demons with no soul, black blood and fingers made out of icicles. Sarcasm. It shouldn't be/remain illegal.

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I came to Answerbag for... Their flashy website of course. I don't like it. I'm willing to five it a chance, but I hope they fix it up more...now it just looks like all those bunk Q&A sites i never wanted to go into because their layout sucked. Man if I was Julius Ceaser I'd be enraged. especially about the adds in between answers. I'm not gonna stop bitching about it until it's gone.

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Where are the Edit buttons to be able to Edit your questions and Answers? It may be okay for some without them but I am a very bad typist I'm wondering that myself...

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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not? Yeah. Live and let live. I mean isn't that what God wants? Lulz.

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Myself and many other ABers hate this. Can we have the old AB back?? I don't even get it...how come some friends appear more than once in my friend list? Why are there adds between the answers? Am i the only one who's annoyed by this? Also how come all the categories are all weird and changed around? I hope they're not done working on it.

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Will you stay or will you go? (Re: The New Answerbag) We have adds between the answers? And where the hell's the horror movie section? :(

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Has the pro-gay agenda really come this far? (SEE LINK) Is this sick to anyone else or is it just me? Might be good books for those kids who do have two moms or two dads. It might help them to feel more accepted and normal, because inevitably, even though there's no need for it, small children will feel awkward or ask themselves questions when their family is labeled as "sick" by everyone else. Say I was a fundamentalist Christian, I'd still think that children need to be...

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Where do you buy your used books? It used to be at this used book place here called "Lire et Relire", Read and re-read, but they closed it. That was the only used book store in town. Now if I want to get books I have no choice but to buy them new, or take them out from the library, and the library here doesn't exactly have all that much choice. :/ Sucks ass.

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Are incessant questions about birth control pills annoying as...? ;-) As annoying as all the hype about stuff like tea bags, shoes thrown at Bush or Tiger Woods being a slut.

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What happened to the magic? Someone cast Silence and now we can't use it anymore. Guess I'll just have to rely on my scythe that has killer bee spitting chainsaws attached to it.

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If somebody swears/Cusses alot does it alter your perception of them? No. Stephen King swears all the time. I'm serious-he never stops. And he's pretty much God.

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What are some good songs to play at a gig? Anything by The Rednex. It's obvious.

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Do you think AB should let people give out bonus points at Christmas time? No. What is this, welfare?

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What was this? Ain't nuthin' but a goose walkin' over yer grave, sonny.

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While "white" is all colours and "black" is none.. what is "mirror"? The reflection of self...it shows you merely what you wish to see, and if it shows faults, well all you gotta do is find a dear and carve its heart out.

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How often do you use obscene language? All the time. I'm proud.

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I hate the movie "The High School Musical". Does anyone else feel this way or am I alone? I hate it, and I haven't even seen it.

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What do you think of paying $30 dollars for one single lipstick? If you got the cash and enjoy it, why the hell not? I bet anyone who says otherwise probbaly don't do dick when it comes to starving children ecxept tell people how horrid they are compared to them.

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What religious belief are you? PlayStation.

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What if the world is flat? Then I guess Vikings were the only people who knew anything.

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Can we generate over 100 comments on this question board? If you want to talk about zombies, Michael Myers or pillows, this could go on forever. :)

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Do those who question life miss out on living it? You can only question life if you've experienced some of it, I'd say.

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Why does racism still exist? Because technological advancement is at its greatest peak when man plots ways to skullfuck his brother.

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What is the answer to life? Live and let live. Or don't. We're defined by how vile we are and nothing else, after all.

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Sometimes i get so sad and stressed out around Christmas. Does anyone else? A little, but not any more than I may get any other time.

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Is there no greater intolerance for alternative views on non-established facts than from the scientific community who unjustly enjoy the reputation of intellectualism and open mindedness? You prove the contrary the exact same. Don't ever doubt the world to be full of hate, despite how right you think you are.

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Why is Miley Cyrus so popular? No other reason than that she's hot.

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Can you compare Native American genocide to Holocaust by nazis? Statistics and numbers may differ, but the intent, more or less, is probbaly the same, no matter how deep Mein Kampf of America's roots may seem to go.

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What are you most excited about regarding Christmas? Can't wait till it's over.

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Is the videogame "Darkest of Days" really as bad as the critics claim? Because that would be a crying shame... I wish I could help you, but I rarely play FPS's, I'm no good and have no real interest in them. However, unless that review came from "Play" magazine, you just have to give it a rental. IGN and GameSpot suck.

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Should I come out of the closet? (Not the gay closet, but rather the “I’m-too-scairt-to-reveal-my-true-identity-because-I-say-mean-things-about-the-government-and-use-Limewire” closet) If that actually mattered, you'd be dead by now. Open them doors man.

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Should corporal punishment be brought back into schools. No. Knowledge and wisdom, not violence or oppression.

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Do you make a lot of mistakes when you do whatever you do? What's your take on that? Indeed. God created existence. He made a mistake, and it was me. I smile.

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If you type your name into google would i get any dirt on you? All you'll get is recipes for Viking cakes, and adds for French wedding gowns. Type in Xena however, and you might get somewhere.

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Has anyone ever noticed that the people who claim global warming is a hoax tend to be religious fanatics? How are the two related? I notice some weird stuff out there. Conservatives are against abortion, and that's pretty much the only way they refuse to kill. Liberals are pro choice, but against the death penalty. Conservatives think men are superior to women, yet they wage war against Muslims. Liberals don't care what happens as long as it ain't happening to them. Your example is another...

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Name something you always put in your cart, every time you shop for groceries, that you could really do without? I'd like to say beer, but it's become a problem. Hopefully I can hack it for another four years. That, and toy hearses.

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Why did you tell them our secret? Doing so made me horny. Sorry. Juice before truth.

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When you get lost in someones eyes what do you see Irises, veins...crusties.

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What are some good sites with forums? I love this place. http://www.pretty-scary.net/?q=content/pretty-bloody-new-documentary-about-women-horror

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Is there someone in your life who you would do absolutely anything for? Anything they ask you? No. When I said that to my boyfriend, I think he started loving even more. On the other hand, every night I find myself going on AB. *Rubs chin.* Hmmm...

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Was George W. Bush a bad president? I like to believe his intent was genuine, and that he cared about the well being of all. That's prolly why I ain't no good in politics.

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What is better? Rap or Rock? I like rock way better, but I'm not bashing rap. I don't like the sound of it, but a lot of that shit is deep.

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What did you tell the police? I had it on with me before I got in here! True story from when I got arrested at the age of 16 for shoplifting about 60 bucks worth of cosmetics in a drug store. They didn't believe me. I think it's because I started crying.

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Do jehovah witness' still go door to door? I don't see any in my neighborhood anymore? They do, at least around here.

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Would you send me a picture of you naked ladies Try slutload. Now go away, thanks.

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Why do you think they study Tupacs lyrics in collage courses? If they do, it's probbaly because he's one of the major factors to have defined rap in the past.

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List ways English acquires new vocabulary Trying to pronounce words from different languages and then being too lazy to say it properly and modifying it so it fits the rules of English grammar and spelling. Fun fact-The actual word for zombie is "nzumbee", but fucks if I know how that was actually pronounced.

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Do you like being put on hold? Oh no. Oh no no no. I turn into Conan the barbarian when that happens. Which is nothing compared to how pissy I get when the phone rings and an automated voice answers. I hang up. I don't give a shit if it's the CIA or Michael Myers. Not a real person? Fuck off.

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Have you ever won a radio contest? Haha I won two tickets to the premier showing of Halloween H20 years ago, along with a bunch of other swag like restaurant discounts and some CD by like, Creed or something. Seeing the movie with my dad was awesome though. :)

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I just realized that I have sexy legs and a brain! What do you have? I have entrails. *Shows them to you.*

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ALL ABOARD!!!!! The Crazy Train...I mean Sillyville Train! Are you Crazy enough to get on board? I don't think Sillyville is crazy enough to have me on board.

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Would you rather become extremely wealthy and lose half your intelligence or become extremely intelligent and lose all your wealth for half of the rest of your life? I have no wealth. I rape my couch every day for change. I'll keep what stupidity I have, thanks.

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How do you handle anxiety? I watch horror movies.

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Who's the last person you came into any type of physical contact with? Some homeless dude who lives in my closet and drinks all my mouthwash.

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This place is so full of atheist banter...where my agnostic heads at? I'm actually probbaly more agnostic than atheist. But whatever. *Banters.*

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Does God exist? If, by God, you mean Sony, then yes.

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How well can you eat with chopsticks? Not very well...until I stab and impale all the food.

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What is the most embarrassing thing youve done on halo 3? I tried it. Halo 2 is way better. Damn hype.

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What game achivement are you most proud of? what do you have to do for it? Completing the Tower of Druaga in Tales of Destiny. Twice. Anyone who knows what I'm talking about may now bow to me. For those who don't, I dismiss thee.

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Would you consider you have more winter or summer clothing? I have a hell of a lot of both.

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What is something I could write inside of a Christmas Card? Happy Halloween!

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Do your taste buds like Brocolli? They taste like starvation.

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Is that all you're going to eat..? Fraid so. *Bone gnawing.*

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Do you ever pray to a God you don't believe in? "Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No, all that matters is that two stood against many, that's what's important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!" Also, no.

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If you were to be transformed into an object what would you be and what would you never want to be +++ Why? I'd like to be a chainsaw. I wouldn't wanna be a menstruation waste retention implement.

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What was the first episode of The Simpsons you remember seeing? For me it was the one in which Sideshow Bob frames Krusty Oh by the gods. I started watching that show back when my boobs didn't exist yet, and I couldn't read, write or understand a single word of English. Moe was in it though.

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What was the name of the Stephen King novel-made-movie that had an old decrepit sister hidden in the attic? I believe that's Pet Semetary. Although it's an upstairs bedroom rather than an attic, the sister is named Zelda and dying from some kinda spinal deformation thing. Protip-The actor portraying Zelda in the movie was a man. Either that or it's from some book I haven't read.

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What is Stephen King's scariest book? I'd have to say Misery, as it includes nothing supernatural, and even though it may be far fetched, the suspense makes me change my underwear. And it's prolly not that exaggerated anyways... Another good one is Pet Semetary, and while it includes paranormal content, the concept which supports it is very real.

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Have you ever created an AB account just to piss people off? Because I have no other explanation for some people on here.. Don't need more than one account to piss people off. *Sheepish smile.*

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Do you deduct points if ppl share different political and religious veiws to you? Nah. If I had to downrate everyone I don't agree with, my percentage would be like -47%

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What is the closest river to your home? "La Rivère du Nord", the Northern River. But this town is just retarded, everything has "Of the North" or "Northern" in its name. It's actually a law.

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Think really,really,really hard.What would be the perfect theme song for your life? Words be damned, this is totally my theme song. I don't even have to think about it.

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Are you disappointed in Tiger Woods? His life, not mine, I don't care.

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What is the perfect snack, for YOU? Tostitos with extra hot salsa. :D

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What is islam? Islam, the religion of peace.

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What's one "line" a Flirty person has said to you? Ah thinks a merskeeto went doen mah throat...wanna stick yur hands doon 'ner and geet it owt?

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What's one Team that YOU'd Never root for? Les Canadiens de Montréal. LOL.

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Will you be caroling this holiday season? I've never actually seen this EVER. Might be neat, but it's probably not a good idea for me to do it, unless you enjoy some vampire with your Christmas. AMORE, ET MORTE! Too doo doo doo doo, dooo!

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What's your name? Gisèle Manche de Pelle.

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What is the last kind of pie you ate? Rhubarb pie. I didn't really like it. :/

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What's your favorite song to sing in the shower? The Viking Song.

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How do you make people care about your cause when they have nothing to gain by it's success? Make sure they don't actually have to do anything. It will be easy then for them to say what their new cause is if it makes them the dinner table hero for a while, and that will probably help you in your motive to have people join who won't actually benefit from success, they sort of act like a campaign. Protip-Sad music with pictures of dead kids will do wonders, for example. Damn...

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Pretend you are the new (and sole) "owner" of Answerbag®. How many (if any) folks would you permanently BAN from this website? (I can think of at least a dozen.) This dude named Mensan, man I would totally ban his ass. Haha no, joking. :) Nobody, as long as rules were obeyed and all that jazz. I mean if I just ban people cuz I don't like em, that's not very uh...professional for someone running a community. :/

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What would you do if your lover brought you a cow? I'd be like dude, the hell? Does this cow lay magic golden eggs or something? Or are we that tight up for some meat?

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Name a way someone might die, in a horror movie? Decapitation, scalding, impaling, gutting, classic mid body stab sessions, electrocution...getting a skate blade rammed in your face.

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What is your favorite slasher movie? Halloween II.

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Can i use every ps1 memory card in each ps2? Yeah, but PS1 memory cards will, of course, only work with the PS1 games.

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Another pro-athlete cheated on his wife, what's new about that? Not a whole lot. I'm so sick of hearing about this Tiger Woods crap, I mean why the hell do people care so much? Must be missing one of the greater joys of life.

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How do you find Answerbag's new design? (I post some pictures in my own answer) Looks neat. Looks slightly more professional, but I'll be sad to loose the little bag icon. It looked all cute!

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Hey! What happened to answerbag? Why is it searching in google? If I wanted to search through google, I'd go to google. I'm not handling this change too well. Why? Yeah that's tard. I have no idea why, prolly some unholy contract forged with the ancient Google Devils.

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Perhaps because of the poor economic times, but does it seem to you that people just don't trust one another as much as before? I really can't say that I notice any difference, and even if I did it would merely be on a very small scale, one which encompasses my entourage and as such not be a legitimate basis for a more universal assumption...anything more would just be my biased opinion. I mean aren't people built to mistrust one another, and if not, then to betray everyone? But yeah, not some little...

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Is it just me, or is there no difference to the Answerbag site since their totally epic update? Wtf? LMAO "their totally epic update". That was awesome. I laughed. Oh god haha. Ahem. But anyways. It appears they encountered some technical problems, and alas, we must now wait until Thursday or so to see what all this is about.

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What would be the best Christmas movie you have watched.? Black Xmas. Some psycho guy kills his mom, puts her in the oven and makes Christmas cookies out of her then he eats them. How is that not awesome.

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Do you think people are harder on fat women or short guys? Probably fat women. I've never heard much of anything bad or derogatory being said about short men. :/

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Is there a reason for your madness? That's a job for my seven shrinks.

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Why does swearing offend you? No. Swearing is awesome, and if it upsets people or offends them, then it's doing it's job haha. I mean why would anyone care? It's just words, and I've heard people say vulgar and extremely mean things to others without using any cuss words. Is that what they consider class and education? What a fucking joke. :) Swearing can emphasize on situations where no other...

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It seems some ABers are a tad sensitive about how you write their usernames (mispelling, capitalizing and abbreviating). Are you? Just want to know so I don't unintentionally offend anyone. ☺ Not me. Couldn't care less if you call me Lulzbeline.

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Going for something goofy, here... Is this the LAST question of the OLD Answerbag? (Dec 8, 2009, 11:00PST) No. They messed up or something and couldn't do it. They'll be trying again later this week.

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The best punch in the world is teh left hook...any want to argue taht? You must defeat Shenglong to hope to stand a chance against me. Shoryuken?

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Is it possible for Christians to be friends with atheists? Yes, although I find it quite sad that we even need ask ourselves this.

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Anyone care to tell me how Vegeta and Bulma ended up together? They never really had a relationship, I think both just got really horny at the time.

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Why do all the z fihgters fell the need to scream when they are powering up? there is nothing wrong with that just woundering A surge of energy which makes screaming inevitable. I guess it might kinda be like having an orgasm.

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Are we all tools? I'm a chainsaw! If not that, then a scythe.

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What is a stupid way you've heard people die? On the Darwin Awards they showed this couple on the highway who wanted to huck a lit dynamite stick out the car window...so they light it and throw it, but they forgot to open the car windows. That's some fin lulzing.

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When watching anime, would you rather read subtitles or have it in English? Anime like DBZ or Sailormoon isn't exactly complex, so I can get by with dubs. Also Vegita's voice actors are way better in English than in Japanese anyways. However, for mind screw anime like Evangelion or Macross Pluss I'd rather have the original voices with the text underneath. I guess that makes no difference when it comes to proper translation, but it seems to me that...

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Do you have an organization where you live that offers free rides to people who are to drunk to drive home during the holidays? (See link to know I'm talking about) Opération Nez Rouge, just like Operation Red Nose. Only, with French drivers. XD

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Is there a movie in particular you'd like to watch with me as we cuddle up on the couch? Any zombie movie is fine with me, as long as you're there. ^^

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How can someone make a fool of themselves online? By making outrageous claims like, when I get angry, my scars begin to glow! When that happens you'd better RUN. Phear meh for I am on teh internetz.

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Why is David Letterman making fun of Tiger Woods when he was involved in a similar situation himself? I guess it's a good way to bury his own past situation. The Groundskeeper Willy Syndrome! Homer! Groundskeeper Willy SAVED you! But listen to the music, Marge! That man is SICK!

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Does the military intentionally give ironic names to its war technology? Haha I guess it's not exactly like giving medieval age torture devices meant to shatter your fingers into ruined heaps of grinded bones names like "pilniewinkies" but yeah, I totally see the irony.

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Why many of the Abers leave their profile page blank or almost blank? I had a huge profile before, but I found it shallow and tacky, and probably nobody read something that long anyways. So now I just add random stuff; my crusade now, collecting AB user quotes. Quick! Say something cool!

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If you changed your AB name to "NO ONE," then wouldn't you automatically be credited for answering every single question FIRST, when it says, "NO ONE has answered this question yet?" Lol. Wow that's some extensive analyzing. :D

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Why did Obama`s grandmother attend the haj (annual pilgrimage) in Saudi Arabia? Is this the actions of a Christian? I think his whole family is Muslim, so it would be logical for them to do Muslim stuff. What's a pilgrimage though? So what she does is pretty irrelevant when it comes to the presidency, I guess, but yeah, Obama himself is another story. As it stands I actually don't know what his religion is, or if he switched to Christianity not long ago. (He WAS a Muslim before, whether he's...

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Was the tower of babel knocked down If it existed, it was. If not, then fuck it lol.

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I'm just wonderin'.It takes me 45 minutes to straightin my hair.How long does it take everybody else? My hair is already straight as train tracks, but curling it takes forever, way past an hour. :/

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Has anyone at work or at school ( college or university ) ever physically threatened you? I'm dealing with a nutty woman right now and her 2 friends. They will be in my class next semester and I have to report them to the dean. Not only was I threatened for nearly a year, but they went through with it. But because of that I got worker's insurance for even longer haha.

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Once you get up, whats the very first thing you do? Go back to sleep.

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What was the brand of your 1st ever computer? One o' dem 486's. If that's the right term...I forget. It was old as Egypt.

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Would you like the last piece of pizza? (it is whatever kind you like) Hell I'll even eat the box that comes with it.

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Should smoking in outdoor eating areas be banned? I'm a smoker. And with that, I hate when people smoke while I'm eating. It's just gross. But I say no. People should be able to respect one another without having to rely on AB morale.

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I believe in _________________? I believe in death...I believe in pain...torture, evil...I belieeeeve...in j00. *Points ominously.*

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What's the best thing about living alone? Shaving my legs with the bathroom door wide open.

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Do you listen in on conversations? Only when it involves about me and murder.

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If there's no _________ in heaven, I'm not going! Beer.

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I want to break my arm, what is the safest and easiest way to go about breaking it? I could actually give you an answer, but I'm afraid I'll get arrested. So like, see your nearest shrink?

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Can you say "uterus" with a straight face and without wincing? UTERUS. PENIS VAGINA TESTICLES MENSTRUATION FUCK ASS LULZ. And choda.

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Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing? What I think doesn't matter. Your life, your choice.

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TRUE OR FALSE: You are late for something and need to get off the computer right now!!! False. I'm done all my shit for the day, thanks.

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Who has been naughty and who has been nice. I'm making a list and checking it twice. I want to know who on AB has been naughty or nice. I'm a filthy heathen. No hope for me.

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If you could change one thing about society what would it be? Better stuff on cable TV.

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What are you craving? Anything that isn't oriental noodles.

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Can you be married to a person that tells you that they are not nor do they care to be your friend? I'll be taking my chances with no.

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Describe what you think the Boogeyman would look like if he were real and caught running around in the daylight? Prolly some creepy dude wearing a belt made out of nipples and trying to sell you wristwatches on rainy days.

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Do you have a secret that might hurt your relationship with your partner? Besides all those old newspaper articles calling me the "Dragon Lady", nah.

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Is there a monster in your closet or under your bed? What does it look like? Nah, just a whole buncha dead people.

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Close to home, you see crumbled fast-food trash near your neighbors door...do you pick it up, or ignore it? Kick it closer to their door.

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Have you been on AB long enough to know which users usually give sarcastic/cynical responses? Does it surprise you when they give a positive/supportive response? Some users, but certainly not all of em.

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Do you tend to stay out of AB arguments? It happens. What can I say but a great big lulz? I'm just a damn human.

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Why do vampires sleep in the dark? other then they don't like the light? In most cases a vampire will die if exposed to sunlight. Without any biological reasons though, the classical vampire came from numerous myths, one of them being a corpse who rises at night and returns to his or her coffin in the day. Sometimes they turned into moles to get in and out of their coffins, or so some myths go...it may be myth, but some logic was imbued in there somewhere. This...

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Have you ever slept through regular business hours (9AM-5PM)? LOL I've done that so often that it's basically second nature to me.

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Are you spending too much time on AB? Prolly, but if I wasn't wasting my time here, I'd just waste it elsewhere.

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Can you delete your answerbag account? and can you delete a question? No and no.

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Less than a day away before we say good day to Answerbag as it shuts down for six hours and comes back changed. Any final words before that occurs? We gonna get a black background with white text? Think of the energy man! The energy we'll sa...seeya then. XD

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Frankenstein Dracula Werewolf lame horror by todays standards. Who scared you most? None of them are very scary, but I suppose if I had to choose, I would take either the wolfman or Frankenstein, since they would be more adamant on disemboweling me, unlike Dracula with whom an encounter might be kinda neat. >_>

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Why do Jehovah witnesses feel the need to down grade any answer that is different from their own beliefs? Ooops, come on now, maybe they do maybe they don't, but calling em out this way won't fix anything if they are. However, my main point is that if they do this on here, they're not the only ones. All sortsa everyones downrate or bitch if you don't agree with them, whether it's in religions, politics and hell, personal taste. There's hate everywhere! Let's...

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If you were stranded on an island, what type of bottled alcohol would you want to wash up on the shore? Hmm, Johnny Walker. :)

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Ever have a dream that you were taking a piss, and actually piss yourself? I've dreamt of using the bathroom before, but every instance I woke up nice and clean. >_>

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I made the top 25 on the AB leader board in 4 different categories this week! Have you else done this, or better, lately? Congrats yo. :) As for me I don't know, I rarely check those boards, but I might have made top 25 at least once in one of them. XD

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I have a statistics final in five hours, I am wide awake and did not sleep last night because of a bad case of the jitters. I know I will be dead tired come test time and napping isn't an option. What should I do? Well, must be over by now, if I look at when this was posted. For future reference, I found out that apple juice is a great way to stay awake, and works much better than things like coffee or energy drinks, because it doesn't make you feel sick or ridiculously hyper to drink it while sleep deprived. However, it has to be real apple juice, not the sweetened kind. I'd suggest the...

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If you were a POW, would you attempt to escape or wait for the war to end so that your country could get you out? POW's are like prison right? I'm not actually sure what that is, but if it is prison, I would try to escape, if an opportunity came. Depending on which country we were fighting and what they'd do to me after a while, it may vary...but yeah, if the chance came up, I'd escape, if I were able to.

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Why do zombies bother eating brains? Doesn't it just fall out of them anyway? Most of them are missing working jaws, throats, and stomachs... A zombie invasion may be the work of a sorcerer or necromancer, in which case the zombies are given rise to obey their command through instinct. Raise small villages, mess up the defenses of a well guarded castle... It might be a virus, one created or altered by secret government or military experiments, in which case the survival instinct is modified through the motorized "need"...

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Do you think it is appropriate to "scold" other AB members for not responding quickly enough to suit you? I think it is very rude. Since you have no idea what someone's personal life is like, why would you scold anyone for something like that? Would you? Someone scolded me for not answering fast enough to their liking I'd tell them to go get a damn life, end of story.

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What the heck does my cat keep staring at? A ghost! Cats are apparently very sensitive to ghosts. :D

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Will someone please explain to me the "logic" (or lack of same) that went into the creation of this toy in 1987? I'll be damned if I can figure it out! [See the LINK below this question, when it shows up.] Oh by sweet Odin's beard, what the HELL is that? That's a toy? Not some weird novelty item from The Sex Shop or something?

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Do you like to eat wieners? Yes. This is a perfectly non double entendre answer. And now; lulz.

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Is there a nativity scene on your front lawn? Pfft I don't even HAVE a lawn. I have a lite up plastic tombstone with a skeleton creeping up from behind it on my balcony though, from Halloween.

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Is Disney's first black princess a step forward or backward? Who was the first black Disney princess? Jasmine from Aladdin maybe? Not black exactly, Arabian, but still. That was a pretty damn epic movie, my dad took me to see it for my birthday when I turned 12. I don't think the ethnicity of the princesses matter much as far as Disney's advancement goes though. Not only because we also got half fish half human princesses and cross dressing...

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Which movie do you love and your friends hate. And which movie vice versa? The Cottage. Everyone seems to hate it because it's not horror made in America. Bah. Surprisingly, I never enjoyed the Kill Bill movies very much, but everyone else likes it. As far as that type of movie goes, I'd much rather watch Machine Girl.

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Where do you go after you die if God doesn't want you and the Devil is afraid of you? You might become a root vampire, as essentially, if you're so evil that God doesn't want you and so badass that Satan doesn't want you, you're cursed to wander the Earth as something...a vampire, a headless horseman...something. Or some stories go. In Christianity, I think that's supposed to be impossible, and instead you go to Purgatory or Limbo, I guess depending...

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Will watching this video give you nightmares? *shudders* Man, Rubber Johnny ain't nothin' compared to that.

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Comprenez-vous cette question? Répondez dans votre meilleur français s'il vous plaît. Je comprends, mais ça tu le savait déja haha.

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Other than advancing levels, do you have any questions geared directly towards you? Someone was blaming me for modifying construction warning signs with zombie invasion warnings. Lol. :D

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Have you ever told scary ghost stories at Christmas? Hmm, no, as surprising as that may seem...however, when I was about 13 or so, I watched the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead for the first time, on Christmas Eve. Denno if it counts, but it made that Christmas pretty special. :)

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Which video games will go the way of pinball machines? I totally disagree with the article's premise that FPS are the next to go. That's pretty ridiculous, considering that the learning curve really isn't all that hard, and that all sorts of people can pick it up and learn. It's not like pinball, where to become good at that sort of game requires capabilities that extend themselves outside of the video game's list of...

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I saw Santa and _________ kissing under the mistletoe ? (oh dear, it was not Mrs. Claus !) The Michelin Man.

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I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.) Hump up, jump up and get down, woooo. House of Pain. :)

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Who on AB do you think has some of the cleverest answers? Talimze wins the Prize. (That's her username, but she does win the prize in this case LULZ ah cracks masself up.) Sometimes her answers are pretty rude and mean, but it's not -just- that, she always does answer the question, with style, too. And you certainly have clever and intelligent answers as well. Reading your answers is always so fun, like, having a conversation with you in...

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Don't you think there are too many Atheists here? Lulz.

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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end? Until Odin appears before me, anyway.

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If it snowed at a zoo, would the monkeys throw the snow at each other? I'd like to say yes, but realistically speaking, they would all die, as monkeys belong to a tropical or dry climate.

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How do you wake up? Ever watch a zombie movie? Not much different than me, ecxept I'm prettier.

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Do you always cite and attribute quotations you may use here on AB? No. But if people on this site are as intelligent as they all think they are, they'll know where I got em' from.

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What does fishing mean to you? I don't really see the point. If I was starving to death, I would fish. I don't like worms, in fact I have a phobia here, but if I had to, I will. I have some slight knowledge in fishing...for example, don't touch a catfish's back fin, it will slice your fucking hand open. I would do it in a dire situation, but otherwise, poor little fishies. :(

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What should you expect from eating toast covered in mold will you get sick? Heat usually destroys bacteria, so it should be fine, although it may taste like ass. I dunno if toaster heat is strong enough to destroy mold bacteria like boiling water might be, but hell, mold really isn't that bad for you. It's on my bread alla time, just taste really dry. And now I lulzinates.

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Can you give me ONE word to describe how your day has been so far? Jessfine. :D

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What are you motivated by? Fear, compassion, self-interest or principle? I live day by day. Not the best method, but most certainly not the worst.

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Are you hungry for bread...or hungry for justice? Hungry for ribs.

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What more is life, than a series of arbitrary, repetitive rituals? Yes, you're right, life seems nothing more than waddling through an ocean of shit. But my father used to tell me that in said ocean of shit, there's a flower made of crystal that's worth fighting for and picking...or to let live. If you pick it, you just feed the cycle. But to leave it be, and then continue to waddle through the shit creates the memories, good times and all that...

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True/False: Your current occupation is commission based? False, although that may seem true if you consider that your tips depend on how much leg you show, bah. Bars are retarded.

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What is your favourite movie about boxing or martial arts? I like Kickboxer with VanDamme, but ultimately, Ong Bak takes the spot.

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What do you think is the most common name for a person? Sarah for a girl, David for a boy. Or at least, that's what eleven year old statistics show, anyway.

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Which song do you never get bored of hearing over and over? Zombie Nation, by Grendel. This is pretty much my wake up music. Never get bored of it. *Dances in her chair.*

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What would you do if your partner played video games seven days a week? My boyfriend's passed out, so he can't answer. >_>

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Why is common sense not so common anymore? Why do people always say that? When was it ever? I mean, would you rather live in the middle ages where you were tortured for being a woman? Like srsly wtf.

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What do you want now? Moar beer.

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Are you ever up at 4.30 in the morning? It's a damn miracle if I'm in bed by then. Srsly.

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What are Answerbag's Terms of Use? Essentially it's telling us to not be dicks.

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Since Zombies are eating non-stop, do you think they ever have to poop? (or pass waste of any sort)? Zombies are essentially walking corpses, and nothing works in their body as it does with us. They can stay underwater forever because they've no need to breathe, for example. A zombie's digestive system is non functional, all it has is the urge to eat. They might vomit, or the food may come out of their anus if the stomach gets too full, but nothing is digested, so they don't...

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Do you know someone personally that thinks they're a vampire? Yes. Those people shall remain nameless, if only for their own sake, haha.

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What do you know of the Book Of Nod? In Vampire Masquerade, it's essentially "The Bible" for vampires, using real Christian mythology to outline its concept. Having Caine as the "saviour", the book portrays him as the one man chastised by God, much like the actual idea, and then starting clans of vampires. Noddists are faithful to the idea if they believe it, although it's a little unclear if Caine...

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Would Jesus approve of humourless reactionary anonymous downrating? I would hope that Jesus had better things to do than to condemn people on AB for masturbating with the points system. Thou shalt not downrate lest ye be dowrated thyself lulz. So he prolly would, only because it's not that important.

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Why does the United States of America have more torture supporters than any other country? I'm sure it must happen-torture is always closer than we think. I've heard about some rather vile methods used by American soldiers to extract information from their enemies, but I wouldn't say America encourages this the most out of all countries, and as ironic as it may be, this I think is used within military regulations. If it's even true...the fact that I'm not...

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This has GOT to be totally INSANE! Can you believe that this "Laptop computer desk" is being offered for sale on Amazon.com? What could they have been thinking? And with WHAT were they thinking? Oh by the seven Hells, that's bad. Obviously it's not meant to be used while driving, but someone sooner than later is going to.

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Please read the LINKed article, THEN answer this question: "Is this any way to run a religion?" NOW do you understand WHY I'm NOT a Christian, and why I never will be a Christian? (This is just another example of what is WRONG with SOME of them!) Yes it sounds outrageous, and it is, but hasn't The Bible been through numerous refacings ever since it appeared as a book? This might explain the many denominations and Bible versions and everything. In a sick sad way, those people might be right, seeing as essentially we needed the New Testament to cater to modern society. But even then they said Jesus did it...no matter the word of...

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How popular is American football in Canada? Not as much as hockey, but I think it has its spot in the spotlight, at least during the Superbowl. It's a pretty big event.

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How many of us get stuck on the packaging and never get around to the content? Try those damned DVD or video game cases with like three security seals on them...when I finally manage to take off the wrapper I still gotta rip those damn seals off and it pisses me off. Sometimes you even damage the case tryna get em off. Why do they put so many on there anyways? What the hell kinda anti theft design is that anyways. Argh. I guess it works, since nobody would ever take the...

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Have you ever come across a Zombie? Metaphorically? All the time. That includes me half the time, too. Bleeearghz.

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You pick up 3 hitchhikers and you realize they're zombies. Where do they want rides to? The mall.

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What shouldn't you put on an advertising billboard? High prices! Cheap ass products made by starving children! We ruin nature, and your satisfaction can kiss my ass! We suck! Try our competitors!

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If you were a word, what word would you be? Peruvian Boomslang.

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Does anyone else think this ad is disgusting, blasphemous and offensive? See link (warning: NSFW) It's very well done, and it's for a good cause.

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Is it just me or is there a lot of anti-religious people on this site? It's Answerbag. There's anti everything. Let's not discriminate.

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What is the maximum tolerated volume of cigarette ashes on a keyboard before it's failure? ;-) Well if there's more ashes on your keyboard than in the ashtray, that's pretty fail. :p

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A ____________ walks into a bar? Reformed alcomoholic.

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, because you see ______________? Corny ass shit all over the mall.

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Can I touch you there? Where? Perineum.

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If we were to arm wrestle who do you think would win? Me or you? Probably not me, even if I used both arms haha.

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How hungry are you? Pretty hungry. Hopefully they let me have a small meatpie at work or something.

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What is the first thing you do when you notice your the only one left on earth? Go get drunk, and then move into a Gamestop.

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What the hell kind of question is that? I told you last time, wise men don't piss against the wind. XD

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Can you run your fingers down a blackboard and make everybody yell and scream? I can do that no problem lol, I always used to do that at school to piss people off. :D

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...and now what? And now we play the waiting game. Aaah the waiting game sucks, who wants to play Hungry Hungry Hippos?!

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What should you never say to a cop? Officer-Do you have any idea how fast you were going? What not to say-Fast enough not to see you, JERKASS.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Velvet"? Blue Velvet. One crazy ass movie.

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Why dont answerbag have a spell checker i have poor grammar and need one on yahoo answers i can learn stuff from it but on here i sometimes look like a idiot because i cant spell Firefox has a spell check thing, where it underlines what you spelled wrong, then you right click on the error and some suggestions come up, and if not that, you can download the Yahoo toolbar with the Spellcheck feature, which can also be set in different languages. You could try one of those out.

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What is a sucubus? A female demon, close cousin to the vampire, who has sexual intercourse with a man during his sleep, usually feeding on him either through sanguinary, psychic or pranic means. The male is called incubus. However, incubi and succubi ultimately appear in spirit form in -most- cases, and a great foundation for demonic possession back in the day, which was related to sleep paralysis or...

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What's the difference between a balcony and a verandah? A veranda is closed in, usually by screen windows, although it can be glass too, and usually accessible from outside the house unlike the balcony. They're also usually longer than the balcony, sometimes longing an entire side of a house, or even half of the house, especially older houses. Although a balcony CAN be closed in, they usually aren't, and are only accessible from within...

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Do you have a Gamefly account? No, I don't even know what it is. Is it like GameFAQ's or something?

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What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of? The Spanish Donkey sounds pretty evil. It destroys your perineum. But really, anything I've seen on Machines of Malice don't seem like no picnic.

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What, if anything, is perfect in this world? New video game smell!

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If you read other people's answers to AB questions, do you tend to agree or disagree with the majority of the respondents? It's pretty much fifty fifty. So many people with different views on here, so I can't say there's really any tendency to lean with. :/

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What is your favourite supernatural thriller? House on Haunted Hill, if that counts.

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What`s the best thing about your country? Freedom.

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Meow? Meow? Meow? *Halloween theme song.*

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Should The Simpsons be canceled? No.

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Is it normal to feel sick after eating at McDonald's? It is. If you ever wondered what cancer looked like, it's on the MacDick's menu.

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And just where have you been? Filgaia.

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Whats the most imortant thing you must know about someone? How much money they have.

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Test your relationship, can you name 3 great qualities about your partner right now? He always wants to hear everything I have to say, he gets turned on when I swear, and he scolds me because I drink and smoke too much, so obviously he cares about me, and by all rights, nobody should. XD

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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!! An earthworm wielding morning stars!

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I want a down to earth, non-party, beautiful, intelligent, innocent, fun to be around, Christian girl. You think she exists? Probably. It's a vast world.

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What else, can a condom be used for? Fill em with water and huck em at cars, or put them in people's mail boxes.

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Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go? With whoever sounds the most like a self help booklet. Protip-Crazy dudes who turn into angels never win.

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What is something you associate with England? "London Fog" clothing company that probably doesn't hail from England.

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What is Ninja Scroll about? A renegade ninja for hire, name, Jubei Kibagame. While leading the life of a mercenary, he gets tricked by an old mastermind into fighting the eight devils of Kimone, against his will. Upon his journey, he falls in love and must face horrible beings. The object of his affection, Kagero, (Mirage, in Japanese.) is a very interesting character...what strikes out in this film is the unique...

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If you have one final question, and what is it? How come so many alcoholics find God?

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What do you think of Agnostics? Seems logical to me, wait for proof before accepting it. Faith proves nothing. On the other hand, there,s probably a lot more to it than it's definition, so I denno.

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My boyfriend and i were fooling around, both naked, and his penis was rubbing up against my vagina. he didn't cum, could I be pregnant from just his penis rubbing against me? Very unlikely, but if precum somehow made it all the way inside, it could happen. O_o Better start pissing on them sticks just to be sure.

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Santa or the grinch? Mr. Burns, obviously.

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Does anyone think that something like the this (see referring URL) will work on AB? There's also a question at the end of it. LOL I'm not gonna change my whole vocabulary just to participate on a website. Fuck that. I mean...Fiddlesticks with that idea!

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Where do I sign up with the Illuminati? Right this way! Protip-Peanut butter wasn't invented by a black guy.

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What is wrong with NOT believing in god? I guess it's like if I was showing you my PS3 while you're still playing with an N64.

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Does everyone's wife really obey her husbands words every time? If not why is it so? Women are humans too, with their own thoughts and individuality. If you don't like that, you're free to click the X in the upper right corner and head back to the sixteenth century.

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The holidays making you sad po baby.. so you want to go out and desecrate a nativity scene, huh, huh!? I actually like nativity scenes around Christmas. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, despite my lack of belief. Despite this however, my Halloween decorations that have been up for years in my apartment and on my balcony make any desecrated nativity scene weep with shame.

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Are some people naturally nocturnal? I could use myself as an example, but I've never quite figured out what my problem is. I don't know if I have a sleep disorder or not, but I love the night. I'll spare the reasons why, but it just seems natural to me. Ever since I was little it was like this, and I don't quite remember ever being afraid of the dark. The thing is, I don't like the day, and the reason...

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What messages shouldn't you leave on an answering machine or voicemail? Probably shouldn't be hailing Hitler as the opening of your message.

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In your completely honest opinion, do you believe that homosexual activity is wrong? Nope, and I don't understand why it would be, not even on a Biblical standpoint. It makes no sense. Leviticus just says you can't do it cuz God said so and because it's an abomination, but nothing is explained. Why is it an abomination? Because the act of fornication in said case doesn't produce offspring? Then people shouldn't masturbate either, nor should anyone...

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What would I have to do to get a beer around here? Raise your sword and hail victory!

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On A/B. Are we just 'Shadows and Dust?' All we are is dust in the wiiiiind... <_<

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Is there a parallel universe? Only if you live in Silent Hill or if you believe that Japan is a mirror world where we only exist as one facet out of a thousand different ones which are all us, but only live through mythology and theology. >_>

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What the hell is that supposed to mean? It means wise men don't piss against the wind.

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What is your favourite Christmas movie? Black Xmas, 2006. It's retarded, but it's great fun.

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I really need to replace my _______ soon before it quits working? Drying machine. I fear it's upon the verge of death.

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Why are some ABers cowards and never answer any questions...they just ask and ask, with no feed back? If that's how they like to roll, I don't really see a problem. There's enough people on here that if it bothers you, it shouldn't really matter. There are plenty of folks to talk with.

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How does neopaganisn differ from paganism? Social shock value as opposed to believing in Gaia?

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What would your reaction be, when you died & the next thing you experienced (after dying) was waking up in a bed, to discover that your entire life has been nothing but a dream you had, & no one you ever knew, really existed? (I think I'd be devastated.) That would suck. I guess I wouldn't have a choice but to get acquainted with whatever is real. :/

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Someone is flagging all of my questions. they are all legit, and categorized correctly. How can I find out more info on what this is all about? You can't really know who's doing it, but are they being all deleted? Doesn't look like it so far, but I wouldn't be able to tell. Ask a CL, if someone is unfairly flagging the questions, they should be dealt with, it's happened before. I'm guessing because lots of your questions deal with sexual subjects so some turd got all offended. But as long as they're...

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Are we human? Or are we dancer? We're mice. SKWEEE Stephen King rules.

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How often do you have pasta of some kind? Pretty often, it's pretty much my specialty haha.

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How did you sleep last night? No. Sleep is a myth to me. I don't believe it even exists.

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How do i sex? If you don't know yet, it ain't time.

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Which skill do you wish you were the best at? I wish I could play a musical instrument of some kind. guitar, violin or the harp, but I suck. :D

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What is the last fruit you ate? How often do you eat fruit? A tangerine. I usually don't eat fruit, but it was just sitting there, being all cute, so I had to eat it.

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Do you have an open mind? On any subject? I like to think so, but I prolly don't.

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Fill in the blank: "The written word is________." Buncha ink on paper, woo.

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What "luxury" will you not give up regardless of how tight your budget gets? My video games and horror movies. I do not exist without these.

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If you're an angel what will you do to human beings?. Freak em out by making statues of the Virgin Mary weep blood.

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Are all chinese people called wong? No.

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People suck on this planet, Why don't they ever change and be more considerate of others feelings? That's pretty easy to say when you really don't suffer the consequences of humanity's acts first hand. Do you do anything different than the rest of everyone?

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Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more? Because in a lot of places, it IS a slap on the wrist, unfortunately.

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I think some one broke my niece perineum how can i tell if my if am right Lol. Good thing I know what a perineum is. While you can't "break" one of those, it may be damaged. Now then, please see a doctor? Don't forget to bring your niece.

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What in your opinion will be better for a tattoo an anarchy symbol or a squatter one? Anarchy can never exist. As soon as you destroy society, survivors will start a new one, so it's pretty lame, and only second in place after modern Satanism as far as ass is concerned. I denno what squatter symbols look like, but take that.

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Has there been a time when you've felt completely alone? Haha yeah. Not tryna be all Emo here, but it's happened often, and it's not a good feeling.

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Should a non-disabled actor play a role as a person with a disability? That's what actors are for. Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't shed a tear worth shit, but he can pretend, after all.

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What is your favorite type of cat? Semi Angora. Denno what it is in English.

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Does Nine Inch Nails go by a different name when in countries that use the metric system? Trent allows fans to download his music for free. I doubt that, but lulz all the same.

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Will there be a Kingdom Hearts 3? SquareEnix + fan service = yes.

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"Dwelling in the past is futile" What do you think of this quote? I hate Final Fantasy X. But yeah, I guess that quote does have its merits.

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If the h1n1 virus is true, not a haox like i think it is, simply for money, someone give me proof. Vaccination is free...

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Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts? I own the first one, but ten minutes into it and I put it aside and never looked back.

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Shout at the_________________ Voices in your head.

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What types of zombies are there (details) I know about t-virus type(res evil),rage virus type(28 days later) thats about it what makes them different and once again what other types are they My favourite kind is the "Solanum Zombie", Solanum derived from somnambulism, which describes the slow, shuffling zombie without much instant reaction or intelligence. The classic Romero zombie, basically.

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When you are "left to your own devices", what are YOUR devices? A chainsaw, a scythe, and a lotta cigarettes.

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Who done it? This is a job for Ghost Writer.

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What's your ASL? :P 27, female and Boringland.

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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell? An old low rate video game that costs no less than 170 bucks.

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My hair is ..........? Black? Actually it's brown, but meh.

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What's one thing that you would die for? How about not dying lulz.

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So a 6 year old Psychic boy from Brazil predicted that a Nuclear bomb would be detonated under Washington DC Sunday, October 25, leveling the city and thrusting the world into chaos. What are your plans for the weekend? Imma go buy one o' dem bullshit newspapers about how the skull of Satan was found in Saudi Arabia followed by a gigantic ant attack on Africa report and celebrate with non alcoholic beer.

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When do you know that you are too hot? When my boyfriend uses my stomach to boil eggs.

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What are 3 things you'll remember the year 2009 for most? Boyfriend, learning to depict the cause of death, and not having a PlayStation 3.

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I saw you on cops! What did you do now? I'm a stereotypical American white girl from a shitty neighborhood selling self for sex, and just screaming a lot for no real reason. Actually I'm from France, but same thing.

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What's your 'policy' regarding how you rate questions/answers? I don't really got a policy, I usually rate stuff I answer as a marker, so I know not to have to go through it again if the question pops up in the future and I forget that I already answered it.

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Before peace-nicks rush to judgement shouldn't we give WAR a chance? Didn't seem to work for the past 2000 years and counting, anyway. Of course, peace only exists when everyone who doesn't agree with you is dead, so war is prolly a good thing. I mean, man is at his best when he discovers new ways to mess up his brother, and so, we get advancement and technology, which allows us to be all badass on the internet. Easy to say all this stuff when...

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Do you consider atheism a belief system, just like religions? Haha you keep asking all these questions about atheists that are actually statements, and now you tell us you don't know what a cult, or atheists are? Spread teh hatez mang.

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Why are werewolves much cooler than vampires who many might consider effeminate momma-lukes? That's your opinion. Keep away from the mainstream and read some Victorian literature if you wanna see badass vampires. Amongst all monsters, vampires are the most varied, from effeminate aristocrats to jaded warlords to even living inside pillows. Srsly. Read The Black Castle if you want your manhood questioned. It just so happens that today, vampires are wussies, but the...

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How could you? How could I not? *Shows some leg.*

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What if there were no hypothetical questions Then Calvin woulda been attacked by his dinner a lot more often.

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In what situation do you think its acceptable to get an abortion??? =/ Get an abortion, you're a filthy murderer, keep the baby, you're a lazy bitch who's useless to society because food stamps don't buy diapers. You can't please a damn soul. At the very least, don't let others make your decision for you. Better to be hated than trampled. Take that, Roman gladiators.

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Solve equation: Give solutions in radians: 2sin^2x-7sinx+3=0. Fruit Juicers.

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What was your favorite subject when you were grade 9. Smoking weed behind the arena.

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I think it is sad when users leave AB. Do you? Not particularly. People come and people go, such is life. I'll enjoy the good times I had with them, but lamenting over their loss is a waste of time. They prolly wouldn't want that anyways.

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Is it a bad sign if a sweet old lady drops you from her Friend's List? No clue. I just don't think that karmic laws have much to do with Answerbag.

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Why must appreciation of classical music (in all of its forms) be taught but popular music (rock, hip hop, rap, etc.) appeal to so many people without any educational preparation at all? All forms of Metal are the children of classical and opera. But I guess I'm totally uneducated, so meh. Either way, generations. Personal opinion in music taste doesn't confirm or define the worth of someone who listens to something you don't like.

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You're walking down a road. What does the road and everything around it look like? I'd like to say that Jason's stalking me, but unfortunately it's just full of nothing ecxept garbage bags and drunk people.

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Do you care about your level/rank? Well, I prefer it in role playing games, since Answerbag rank doesn't get me new swords or immunity to the HIV virus.

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Have you ever shopped at a Goodwill or any other thrift store? Yeah, when I want to increase my moth display collection. Not but seriously folks, yeah. I use them often cuz I'm poor.

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Do you prefer to stay out of the sunlight or do you enjoy being in it? I'm nocturnal. The Sunlight offends me.

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Do you believe praying can change human events? I used to pray when I was little. That didn't stop my parents from separating. Oh man I'm so Emo. :D

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You come to a fork in the road, do you go right or left? Turn back 'round and go home to watch horror movies.

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Ladies if you were convited of a Crime that Carried a sentence of Life without out parole But you were given the option of being hanged( short drop) which would you Choose? It's easy to say I'd just choose to die, because prison really scares me, however, when death comes a knockin' I probbaly would change my mind. So I guess life without parole. I'm sure I could adapt, despite how much curling iron sex scares me.

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Does pineapple have a place on pizza? Ye'd damn best believe so.

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Would you give this pizza delivery guy a big tip? LOL!!! Lol what an ass. And no.

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Jamie Lee Curtis - hot or not? I say hot. I don't know if she's hot, but I get all nice and warm when I hear her scream.

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Would you like me to turn you into a vampire? Please? You'll get a cookie!!! I lulzinate.

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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOWNRATING ME? I'm just giving honest answers and questions, those are my opinions. Should I lie, would that make you feel better? No way. I've told you before, everything you say, I pretty much disagree with, but not once have I ever downrated you. I don't agree but your honesty on this site impresses me, and above all, you attempt to explain and clarify your views when confronted about them, in a mature, peaceful and intelligent way. I'll admit I don't understand how you get these ideas and...

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Does anyone ACTUALLY give a rats rear about AB points or ratings? If so, why? Do you REALLY believe people will (choke) be "honest" about that foolishness? Three quarters of what people talk about on this site are points, so people must care lots. I suppose because they are a way, albeit slightly half assed, to know how others feel about you, especially since that's really what this is about rather than informative answers for the most part, people can feel bad or good depending on how seriously they take it. Points are disappointing...

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a skateboard? It could be interesting...but I'm pretty klutzy unless I'm sleeping, so it's prolly not a good idea.

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What's something YOU might tell someone else, to go suck on? Diseased sea lion perineum.

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If one of you real life buddies thought he had clocked who you were on AB, would you be able to admit it was you, or have you said too much here to reveal yourself to them. There's no way they wouldn't know that was me haha.

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How much bubble wrap would you like? Enough so that I can make a comforter out of it. :D

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Do you think that people who are afraid to die are just as afraid of taking risks or living life to its fullest? I think most people are afraid to die, that would be a normal reaction, and it really has nothing to do with being afraid to live.

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Besides heaven what other fantasies do you believe in? That Bill Gates will select YOU as his new adopted son/daughter? That out of all the 1400+ channels I have with the satellite, one of these plays horror movies? Seriously, do I -really- need Russian political talk shows?

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What actor do you consider to be the best Dracula? Gary Oldman. ^^

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If nobody understands you, does that mean you are deep? If I believe myself to be deep because nobody understands me, then that probably just means I'm crazy, since nobody can confirm my logic ecxept myself, and we all know psychos are defined by running on a logic only they understand. So the world is either fulla geniuses, or madmen. Also; Rah rah, ah ah ah, roma, roma ma GAGA OH LA LA.

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Do you like to attack your enemies tactically or directly?. I throw peg legged penguins at them. Wee, tactics.

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Has "butter" something to do with a bigger "butt"? Lmao. I've never thought of that...but now you gawn n dunnit, I'm never gonna shut up about this now. Almost as good as the discontinued brands of Life Saver candies...Fruit Juicers, Holes, Squeezits...

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Do you think you could ever actually eat another human being? I'm talking about a life or death situation here. Or would you rather starve? If it's life or death, I'm sure I could. Hell I do that even when it isn't life or death...

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Who took the hamsters from the ab wheel ? things are way to slow loading, please return, no penalty just a smile and thank you. Haha...it's funny you should mention hamster wheels, the only thing I'm seeing lately on this site when I click on something is that stupid loading wheel that just keeps going round and round and loads nothing.

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What's a Republican most likely to fantasize about other than a Sarah Palin spanking? Pretty much nothing else.

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I just reached lvl 20 (expert)! What have you done today? Sat through my damn spares. Man, I coulda just kept on sleeping this morning had I known the morning class was pushed back this afternoon. What a load of crap. Congrats by the way.

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Do you consider an expert in a AB category to be really an expert or just lucky with the points? I think it's a mixed bag, more than anything. For example, I'm an expert in horror movies, but that's because I really like them, not necessarily because I really know much about them. I guess some deserve the ones they get, others, you gotta wonder. Either way it's too much work confirming all that, and to do it properly, I'm guessing one would have to know...

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Are you an AB category expert?which one. A few, mostly about zombies, pillows and then, moar zombies.

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I have just noticed that a question of mine has been flagged. Is there a way to check what it has been flagged for? Check your e-mail, the one you used to register on here. There should be a new mail telling you which question question was rejected, and why.

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Do you know any good poems about Trains?..Or Nursery Rhymes? "Train train, take us away. Take us away, far away. To the future, we will go. Where it leads, no one knows!"

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As a white person, do you trust the police? Some yes, some no. Either way, what am I gonna do about it? :/

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There's a $125,000 reward for information leading to the suspected murderer of 4 WA state police officers. Why do Wanted Posters no longer use the words, "DEAD OR ALIVE" on them? A bounty hunter should have that option, don't you agree? Some may agree that an eye for an eye is just, I'm truly not that far from the idea, but America is supposed to be a civilized place, despite such atrocious incidents. I think being a bounty hunter is illegal, but hey don't quote me on that one. They want information, they'll take it from there. I myself much prefer that option, rather than knowing that a bounty hunter might be...

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How to you feel about short uninformative/ uninteresting answers? Do you consider that troll behavior? It's kinda bunk, but not trolling. Of course people do what they will, answer how they wish and bla bla bla...I just don't understand how a boring and mundane answer often gets top priority? Is it just because the person is popular? Unfortunately I've seen this happen before. People who answer by yes, no, or I don't know or some meaningless one liner, beh. Of course,...

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What was your favorite, most over the top sex dream? Spare no details ;-) Haha it was lame, I don't remember much of it, but it included me and some people escaping from a whole buncha zombies. We're climbing these railings and ladder, and it's really high up. Eventually someone falls and dies and gets eaten by zombies. Later I find myself in an abandoned hospital with a guy who -looks- like my boyfriend but wasn't him. This hospital seems...

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Food Stamps feed 1/4th of American children. Since the program is used so much, cutting it would save enough to slash taxes for the rich again. So, do you support eliminating the Food Stamp program? I don't know anything about how this stuff works, or what it does to the economy or what it doesn't do, but it seems irrelevant when you think about how this is the only way some kids get to eat. Of course their parents could go out and get a job, or stop abusing the system...I can't believe that some parents will deny Christmas to their children so they can get drunk, but there...

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Here's the scenario....new person in the company at the bottom of the Learning Curve. Doesn't know the product, the people, the goals or how to implement anything. Starts off criticizing how things are done there. What is your opinion of such a person? They're gonna feel pretty damn lonely during the lunch break, that is if they last that long haha. But I work as a waitress, so maybe it's different, but usually we just don't got time to fuck with people like that.

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I don't cry very easily. . . .especially at movies. But Disney's "8 BELOW" really moved me; especially since it was inspired by a TRUE STORY! Have you ever seen it and were YOU equally moved by the SUPERB ACTING BY THE DOGS? It was a great movie, but to this day, I still wonder wtf that huge crazy creature the dogs were fighting off was supposed to be.

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Why are women sometimes so mean to each other? Practicing to make millions as RAW divas.

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There was frost on the ground this morning, and yet the schools were not closed - WHY? It's a cruel world, man.

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What do people compliment you on? My MOM thinks I'm cool!

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Ladies, do you often wear a bra while on AnswerBag? I wear beer cans.

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Would you think me less of a man if you knew i'd been physically abused by my ex girlfriend? No. Abuse is no laughing matter, whatever form it takes, and whoever is doing it or whoever the victim is, social demographics be damned. In fact, I believe you prove yourself a man even more by admitting it.

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Is your view on the Germany TODAY influenced by what Hitler did earlier? Even it's not the fault of the "new" generation.. Not at all.

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Was the holocaust real? Never doubt the cruelty of man.

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Why do you get down ratings? Is it when someone gives you a - on the points thig? If you're asking how it occurs, it's by clicking the minus thingy besides the plus thingy. When your levels are high enough, you may decide in between one to six for how many points you wanna add or subtract from the question or answer. As for why people do it, well it might be an exhaustive list as to why.

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Wat is the most popular name? Alphonse haha.

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What's usually your first emotion of the day? An impulse to destroy my alarm clock.

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Idkjbmabofc. Wat does it stand for? I don't know, just burn my ass before our ferret croaks.

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Can you name a female AnswerBagger? Phillis, Vunessuh, Carbon Product. All hawtz.

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Is there anyone on ab that you can't stand? Not really, but there are some I'd just rather have nothing to do with.

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I need your honest opinion on this comment thread. Did I say or do something to deserve the comments I got? Is this something that AB will tolerate? Please let me know what you think. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8366175 I don't know, the comment is gone, seems to be fine otherwise.

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Have you ever asked a question, saw it at a later time, forgot it was yours, and answered it??? Cos I totally almost did just a minute ago. Well, almost. I've seen questions I was going to answer until I realized they were mine...facepalm.

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Can you name a famous vampire? Lord Ruthven! Not everyone knows him, but he basically is the father of vampire literature.

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Why does silver kill werewolves and in some cases vampires? I think it's because silver is meant to symbolize purity, and so that would have been God's aid to man into fighting such cursed souls? Either that or, as well all know, silver just makes everything moar dramaticz.

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There is at least one spoken language where the speaker of the language can neither stammer, nor stutter, even if s/he has a speech impediment. Will you please mention the name of that language, if you know it? Click language lol.

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Who, if anyone, would you choose to play guitar like? Buckethead.

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Does Richard Simmons exist? Yes he does...beware, for he may be in your salad!

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Is swearing against the rules? I think it is on AB, but it's pretty much overlooked.

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Is there something that tears you apart every time you see or think about it? I hate hearing stuff about human cruelty, like the case of Sophie Lancaster, or Three Guys one Hammer. It doesn't matter how many times you think about it, see videos, read articles or whatever, it seems so sad and useless every time.

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Does anyone else hate the cartoon character Brian Griffin? I enjoy both Brian and Stewie, because they're intelligent characters who can present humour in many different ways, which are devoid of "humorous" factors otherwise presented by Peter Griffon's usual borderline mental retardation or beating up his daughter for no reason.

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Do you know of a celebrity that needs a makeover? Y'ever seen Lady Gaga without makeup? Eek.

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2009 - If you do this, do you have your tree up? Lights outside up? Decorations up? If not, will you do it later, or do you not do any decorating for Christmas? Meh, I still got my Halloween decorations up. Some of them have been up for five years now.

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Do you like getting comments? It's fun, usually.

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I`m planning a bank robbery, which mask should I wear? Michael Myers mask.

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Who was the first friend you made on AB? Zenmonk and Philosopher_Saint.

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Does Answerbag.com have all of the answers? That's pretty lulz.

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Things not to stuff down the Toilet? Barbie heads. >_>

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Who is more loyal? man or woman? Trust no one. Not man nor woman, not child, not beast, not even gods...none can be trusted. This...you can trust. *Taps huge ass broadsword with finger.*

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How does not sleeping affect you the following day? Unexplained laughing fits or crying fits, extreme headaches, loss of balance and I hear little kids laughing everywhere. It sucks.

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! Not sure how much of a problem that would solve, but if it did, good to hear it. Although personally I'd be a little too shy to expose that stuff in such ways. :/

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I HATE the sound of other people peeing. I mean absolutely HATE it. Do you?? Or does it not bother you? Why do you suppose this is? Well, better that than hearing someone taking a dump.

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Why does it happen every so often that I get "page cannot be loaded" when I'm Answerbagging away; and no matter how many times I click Refresh, I still get "page cannot be loaded"; but if I close my browser and restart it, AB works again? Seriously I have no idea, but it does the same to me. Always gotta start up the internet again to get those damn non loading pages to work.

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Does the future exist? Not until it happens, I guess.

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Do you believe that their are still creatures yet to be found in the world today? Totally.

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How often do you flag an answer if it is in the wrong category? I never do, but I figure someone else would jump on it in no time anyways.

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Who is AB's sexiest woman alive? After the fun we had with the sexiext male question, a male requested I ask this. Nominate your favorite! Vunessuh. :D

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What is the best online Mario game you've played? In between SMB3 and SMW. Am slightly old fashioned. You can download them, but the actual games don't have online features...dunno if it counts.

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What exactly does "P" Stand for in Super Mario 3? The P's on the switches are known as "Pow Blocks".

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Your favorite inspirational words, please. Spartans, tonight, WE DINE IN HELL!! Woo.

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Atheists and christians --- who is really trying to save who? I don't think anyone's trying to save anyone but themselves, really.

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Where's my rubber ducky? Was eaten by my rubber shark.

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How well did I draw this person? That's totally awesome.

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If you had a pen (pencil) and paper, what would you draw? A knight wielding a chainsaw.

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What is your favorite piece of art? Does it have to be contemporary?

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A nose in need ,,deserves _______________ Puffs!

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Who would you say are some of the biggest contributors (questions and/or answers) to the Adult section of AB? Probbaly Violet, but I think second might be you haha.

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Who makes the best Christmas puddings? Everyone will just say their grandmother.

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What's a cure for the summertime blues? I find that a nice crazy thunderstorm cheers me up, although unfortunately you can't make them happen.

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What would have the been the result if Quentin Tarantino directed the "Star Wars" movies? Burn marks from the light sabers.

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Have you ever dreamed that someone was "doing" you, and you awoke to find you were actually being "done"? Haha no, although I have been woken in very similar and enjoyable ways. >_>

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What do you go on answer bag for? To ask question on your problems, to answer other people's problems or to just get points? I just like being difficult. Also, zombies.

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Are questions more fun for you to answer if they involve a popular Answerbag member? Haha as if.

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If you post a question on answerbag but nobody answers it, what do you do? Not much. I rely on this place very little for something I might actually need help with, anyway.

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Why do Atheists mainly rail against Christians, can't they spew their visceral hate at Jews and Muslims too? Pfft, look who's spewing.

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So I had some bad Mexican food recently, and I've been on the toilet for three days nonstop! What am I gonna do with all this poop? You should prolly just flush it.

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What do you think of 80-year-old Muslim who married 10-year-old? That's just sick.

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Should people who take cigarette breaks at work (outside of designated break times) be made to stay behind to make up for time "wasted", or should they have their pay docked according to how much time they spend smoking per day? Thoughts? That, as well as all other forms of waste of work time during hours that aren't breaks.

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What mythical creature do you think is the most LIKELY to exist (bigfoot, the yeti, the Loch Ness monster, etc, etc.)? Maybe things like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster are like, remnants of the prehistoric age and have managed to survive...of course there would have to be more than one so they can keep mating.

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If vampires and werewolf's existed where wold a person find one? Creepy castles, graveyards, back alleys...EBM bars.

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Am i a werewolf?Okay so there was this one time when my mom was taking out meat to cook so she put some stuff in it and then she went to watch tv.Later, I came and i saw raw meat then i started licking it.Then one time my mom screamed at me and i growl. A year later, and this question still makes me lol.

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What type of computer are you using right now It was originally a Pentium 2000, but it's pretty much a Frankenstein now. Doesn't even have the original casing anymore.

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How do you give a coward courage? By taking all the choices from him away ecxept the one that will force him to use courage. Well probably not, that's also prolly pretty mean.

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Could you roll your eyes to the back of your head I'm pretty sure that's not possible, but who knows. If you did manage you'd get one hell of an eye strain.

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Anyone ever answer a question on answerbag seriously, without using sarcasm or writing wierd answers? Not me, screw dat.

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I'm in love with 2 women but i don't want to hurt either one of them, what do i do? This is a job for Firefox?

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Why is Firefox the only browser I can get to work? Because it owns. :)

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The year is 1900. What type of weapon do you carry to defend yourself from ruffians and ne'er-do-wells in your raucous Edwardian town? Ah first produced mah pistol...and then produced mah rapier...ah said stand and deliver, ooooh the Devil he may take ya! I dunno, a Bible? XD

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In a small country, the Queen saves all the persons who don't save themselves. Who saves the Queen? Those who learn to save themselves. That was a good concept in some of the Final Fantasy games, which was henceforth manifested through a sword you can get in most of the series, usually one of the strongest weapons, called "Save the Queen".

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"Ebenezer Scrooge" is alive, standing in front of you and says, "Xmas? Bah! Humbug!" So, how do ya respond to that? What would be YOUR "comeback" line to the old fart? I'd probably agree with him haha. Also, Hamtaro; lulz.

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Is our perception of beauty distorted? Beauty can be different for many different people, and as such, I wouldn't say it's distorted if the applied social norm definition cater to someone's personal perception of beauty, even if they were "brainwashed" into thinking as such and it became genuine, although I would say that the next closest thing is that too many specifications are defined as beauty when...

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Do you like the dark? I love the dark, and I love the night. They are my element, and they give me strength. Daytime and the Sun depress me, and it's much taxing since college is only open during the day. Of course, too much of anything is never good, but I still feel that the dark, as dark as it can be to be my element, whether it's spawned by the night or the thick curtains I put over my bedroom windows.

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Someone asked me if there was anything to respect about Christians and I couldn't think of one damn thing. Are these really God's chosen people? I think they are worshiping The Devil and don't know it. God that would be funny. Plenty of Christians are awesome people, some of them being on this site. Plenty of others are complete dicks, but complete dicks may be found in all religions, or lacks thereof, in all parts of the world and all walks of life. Christians might stand out because it's the main religion in the western hemisphere, but it might be something different elsewhere. Eh at least Christians...

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Is the NHL more violent than it used to be? I keep hearing and am being told that it is indeed a lot more violent than before, but I watch hockey like, never. So I'm not sure.

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Philosopher-saint is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a saints, sinners and gurus party to celebrate his achievement? It's about damn time! XD Congratulations and keep up the great work dear friend. *Hugs, and also gives you back your lawn chairs.* Cheers! Yeah I know it sounds formal and boring, but you know how I feel. Here's to the first friend I made on AB, so long ago now. ^^

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Do you make an honest living? My job barely pays anything and I barely get any sleep, so prolly.

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Saturday nights are always a bit slow on AB. Is it because the younger crowd is out partying and having "real lives"? (lol) And staying on AB all weekend is having more of a life then getting drunk? :/ Some of them might be studying, too. I'm not even young and I have to study stuff, arghz.

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If you where a car what woud you be? A hearse.

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Have you ever lived in anything other than a house? Under a stairwell for a few days.

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Complete this sentence with something OTHER than the already-known ending: "SOYLENT GREEN is________!" My choice is, "...on sale for only $1.98/pound!" Probably not a part of this wholesome breakfast.

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I invade. I destroy,What am I? Giant killer ants with bazookas attached to their backs.

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A man rode to town on Friday, he came back three days later on Friday, what was his horses name? Earthworm Jim!

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What is the point? is there one? If there isn't a point, at least, not one yet to be identified and act upon, you gotta establish your own. It's not really an answer, but it might do until someone comes up with one.

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How are you? Does anyone really care about how you are doing today? Doing fine, but I do think that most probably don't care. Not because they're mean or nothing, but that's just the thing to ask...I mean, most people will say yes regardless of how they're feeling, unless it's someone they really know, or if they're a redneck. Random people who ask me how I am out of politeness probably have their own stuff to deal with anyway, so...

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When is doing the right thing the wrong choice? When morality fails to save you from murder.

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Whats going to happen in 2012 Oatmeal snack bar companies are gonna go outta buisness.

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What would you do if your bank charged you 23 quadrillion dollars to withdraw cash? Tell em to kiss my ass.

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Whose the hottest superhero? Tony Stark. (Ironman.)

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Why do some christians object to Harry Potter and Frosty the Snowman? These stories demonstrate magical powers in an obvious fictional context. It is the Xtians who put forth their magical stories as fact! There have been plenty of actual Harry Potter book burnings, and it's damn sad. Extremist Christians are just creepy. But you gotta admit, most Christians are totally fine with it.

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Have you ever crashed a party? (2009-11-28) LOL yeah. These people were moving in next door, and they had this huge party the next day...a buncha people were there, dancing to all this hip-hop and stuff, then my friend's all like, hey let's go pop in some metal! So we went to my place, got a Ramstein CD and put it in and everyone was like, you guys tryna kill this party?! It was awesome. Welcome to the fucking hood. :)

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Have you ever seen two vampires fight over a bloody tampon? lol No, but I can totally imagine Lestat and Louis doing that.

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Would you ever go hiking on the "scariest path in the world"? Check out video. *Trembles.* Omg I would TOTALLY go there, that's some damn impressive business. Who built this thing, why is it there? I have to admit though, those parts where the floor is missing and the dude is just walking on this little metal thing to get across, I don't know if I could do that haha.

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Why shouldn't you withdraw millions of dollars in cash from the bank? Some dudes will bust your head open for a six pack of beer, imagine what they'll do for a million, if they happen to spot it while you're withdrawing...

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Do you own anything pink and glittery? I own a few pink coloured things, but no glitters.

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What can be done about an abusive poster that insulted me with their comments reguarding a question i asked,and had something against me because i asked the same question? Not much, unfortunately. If they're being really vile and won't stop hounding your activity, you can contact a CL or the AB staff to deal with it. They usually will. Ask the COATS maybe. Otherwise there's no real way to deal with it that doesn't involve fighting back, and that really solves nothing. Best to leave it be, they'll prolly get bored eventually. This...

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Why do so many people incorrectly write/say "PROLLY," instead of the proper/correct "PROBABLY?" Are they lazy, or do they have a speech impediment that prevents the correct pronunciation from being used? I say prolly all the time. In fact I also say alla instead of all the, as well. I'm also responsible for plenty of other word mutilation. (Cuz instead of because, Imma instead of I'm going to, or gonna, which is already a shortened version of I'm going to, so me using a shortened version of an already shortened version is even worse, but hey, sue me.) I don't have a...

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What is the worst thing that can happen during a walk in the woods? You could get attacked and mutilated by these three deformed dudes who'll turn you into furniture. It would suck.

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Why is the supernatural so hot right now? Seems to to me to be a cyclical thing. Every now and then ever since the fifties and probably before that, zombies, vampires, ghosts, serial killers and other assorted abominable monsters seem to periodically get their spotlight. From 2000 to recently it was deformed psychos and ghostly phenomena, for example. At least in the horror genre. I really don't consider Twilight to be...

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Does anyone think the movie White Chicks is hillarious? It was pretty lame, especially the part with the dildos but yeah, a good laugh all the way through either way.

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What movie do you think had the most romantic storyline? Bram Stoker's Dracula and Braveheart, even though I guess that was more a war movie, but the romance parts in it were great.

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Do you like the Final Fantasy VII movie? What do you think of it? It's great, especially the BluRay version that added extra scenes, so the story makes a lot more sense. Otherwise though, we all know it's really just eye candy and an excuse to see FFVII characters defy gravity.

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What will live on long after we're gone? Space.

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What will you take to your grave with you? A shovel so I can dig my way out and then freak the hell outta people.

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What would you like an Internet search engine to do? I wish they'd stop giving me results where the first ten are for purchasing whatever I typed in.

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What is your most favourite song from the 80s? Mine is Survivor- eye of the tiger This is obviously full of win.

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Did you see me behind you in that mirror? Nah...just imps without eyeballs making faces at me.

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You bump into me in a dark alley. Are you scared? Initially I will be, unless I know it's you, but I tend to avoid dark alleys, anyways.

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You may ask "What would you ever NEED something like THAT for?" I have to ask, "What is so bad about WANTING things?" I don't see a problem with owning things you don't really need, or having more than you need, as long as you hurt no one while obtaining them. If one ends up bankrupting themselves or becoming a slave of material possessions, well that's their problem.

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Can you name something that you believe is an abomination? Paul Anderson directing the Metal Gear Solid movie.

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For rap music listeners: who do u think has been/is the greatest rapper of all time? I don't know who's the greatest, but I think Tupac is supposed to be one of the most revolutionary ones. Or was. I like to think that he was famous for his words, rather than his death.

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Why do we use Christmas lights? It makes everything warm and fuzzy!

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Is life all about the ride or the destination? I'd say the ride.

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? I doubt that. Wait and see I guess.

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Does The Nazi still exist today? The KKK is still around, and they claim to support family values and the rights of the white man. Seems a little, if not extremely shoddy to me. At least they don't set houses and crosses on fire anymore, at least I don't think so. There's also plenty of neo nazis, although I'm not sure what they do differently than other racists besides perpetuate racism and call...

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Why don't we SHORTEN the work week to FOUR days? I'm sure we can do the SAME amount of "damage" that we do in FIVE days--in FOUR days!!! What thinkest thou? I'd do it if my wage was high, which it ain't, and if I could get forty hours a week in four days. That might be slightly exhausting but many people do it.

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What is your favorite "T" word? Titmouse lulz.

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If you had to change your name, what would it be? Églantinne Cadorette. Or not. Desdemona? Lulz.

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I would miss you if you left the AB:) So please don't leave...What could I do to make you stay? Give me a ride in your dirigible!

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What shouldn't you do with your turkey? You probably shouldn't be having sex with it before serving it to guests and family.

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Which console is right for you? Probably the PS2. Not a big fan of online gaming, but i still want a PS3 anyways. >_>

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How good are you on movie trivia questions? Not that good, especially if it's asking specific dates, actor or producer names or amounts of money it made at box office and all that...but I can probably answer a whole lot about my favourite franchises though, like Halloween or Romero's zombie films.

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What do ducks do in their spare time? They quack off. OH MAN AH CRACK MASSELF UPS sigh.

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What's one kind of gun? A musket!

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Have you ever heard someone say short story long ? :P Oh the humanity! Where the hell's my dirigible? No, but it still happens that people tell short stories forever. Poor dirigibles, so short lived. :( Just what am I talking about.

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Why do Americans eat mashed potatoes rather than roast potatoes at Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes and turkey is a classic mix, man.

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Do you like Goths? If you don't, why not? I like the style, and emulated it when I was younger, although since I was poor I looked more like a punk haha. But I'm fine with it, makes downtown areas less boring. But as far as how they are, they're pretty much like everyone else, but of a different flavour. The darkest colour of the rainbow, so to speak, but it still leads to the same place as the rest of the colours.

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Madonna song lyric "There's no greater power than the power of goodbye", What do you think of this line in terms of the power each of us holds to keep people in our lives or to say goodbye to them for good? I don't think there's any power involved in it per se, rather than a realization for happiness once you realize that what, or who, you've taken for granted is actually gone, or leaving. But it does leave you slightly wiser, and knowledge is power, or so they say. Although personally I think the deepest thing she's said was "creation comes when you learn to say...

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Can you know a female musician that is openly a lesbian? These chicks?

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What would you rather come back as? Anal-beads or a dragon? I'll take the dragon, thanks.

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How many of you need new pillows? I don't NEED any for now, but I always get new ones all the time. I have lotsa pillows. ^^

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Why do balls remind us of testicles but eggs don't remind us of ovums? Start the trend?

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Are Republicans thankful for the number of turkeys they have? I was sure they were gonna draw the Pope at one point haha.

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Do zombies only eat humans? Or Should all animals be afraid? Mostly they just eat humans, however it is not uncommon for a zombie who's instinct is crying out for flesh to attack things such as rodents, cats or even dogs. As seen in Night of the Living Dead and Resident evil. Although I don't know if the dogs in RE were infected by human zombies, or by the virus directly.

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Who's your favorite villain from the Dragon Ball Z movies? Vegita.

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What Christmas present are you hoping for in 2009? A PlayStation 3. Yeah I wish lol.

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Moongrim is now a Swami. Who would like to join me at a moon party in his honour? Congrats, and keep being a logical badass. :) (That's a good thing.)

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Have you ever changed your name and/or avatar or just started a brand new account on AB because you've either made a complete ass of yourself, or just because you've made too many enemies? No, and even if every single user on here disliked me, I would still remain just to be difficult. ^^

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What is Satan's phone number? I don't know, but call the power company about your overdue bills, s'prolly the same thing.

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Why do so many ABers have no sense of humor and get offended easily? Dang- less caffeine, more sunshine, please! Differing perspectives I guess. One man's garbage is another man's treasure sorta thing. Although I notice that a lot of people here only claim that their answer or comment or question was a joke after someone expresses their dislike of it. I wonder if it's even true, or people just go I WAS JOKEHN LULZ just to save face. It's really not important enough to figure it...

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When will hip-hop hurry up and die? Yeah it might not hold a candle to more, original and meaningful rap, despite all the opinions about it by people who don't know that Eminem is actually white, but it might probably never die, despite how shallow and lame some of it might be, cuz you know..."that's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing, ecxept for a dream and a fucking rap magazine." I...

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What are foods to help with our memory? What was my question, forgot! Fish is good for that, although I'm not sure if specific fish or seafood is better than another.

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What is your favorite Western Movie? The Quick and the Dead, if that counts as one.

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Will you babysit my 6 demon spawn while my husbands and I go out? Sure. Got a coupla prisoners in the basement to keep em entertained.

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V "I have forgotten more than most men will ever know." I wouldn't have believed him if he didn't have that cool mask haha.

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Do you care what the Obamas ate for Thanksgiving dinner? No. I wonder why anyone would care, unless they were eating over there. At least he called his soldiers to wish them a happy thanksgiving, but I suppose that doesn't matter because he didn't participate in Turkey Holocaust like everyone else. But wait! They actually had turkey! Zomg.

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Am I the only one who thinks Heineken tastes like weed? If you think that's bad you should try that Grolsch beer. It's totally skunky. But yeah, Heineken does too, as much as beer can taste like weed anyways. It's all fine tasting beer if you ask me though.

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Do you ever refuse to answer or give points to someone because they have a "Blue Bag" as their avatar or Anonymous as their name? Nope, couldn't care less about that. I don't encourage the AB "protocol" as defined by users that blue bagged anonymous are the scum of the earth.

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True OR false? As you read this, are both of your feet touching the floor? Haha only one foot is on the ground, the other is slightly hanging in midair, but now that you mention it, my floor foot is hurting from taking in the weight of my other leg, so now as you read this, both feet are on the ground. Woo go me.

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What are the three WORST Stephen King books? The Eye of the Dragon. It's not "bad" per se, and has one of the most classic things I've EVER heard lol; As the King took off his clothes and stood nude by his new queen and ready to have her, she asks, pointing at his hanging organ, "what is that, my lord?" King-It is King's iron, and you my dear, are the forge." O_o ...lmao! But it...

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The movie " Bug" remains one of the best films I've seen in years, though very few agree ( and I was literally the only one in the entire theater when I saw it ). I believe it features Ashley Judd's very best performance yet. Any thoughts on this film? I'll admit; I went seeing this movie expecting a classic insect swarm movie where everyone is being eaten alive by mutated scorpions or whatever, and that's not what it was at all, whatsoever. Kinda reminded me of being ass raped by Knight Shyamalan's The Village, (Although I ended up falling in love with that movie just as much.) where I was expecting a Sleepy Hollow type...

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For "Saw" fans - without giving away major plot spoilers, what in general appeals to you about the films? [ I saw the first two -- loved the first, disappointed greatly with the second ; that's where I stopped ] Yeah the movies have a great atmosphere, a nice creepy and gritty urban imagery, and one hell of a plot, and while the plot is ridiculous, exaggerated and outrageous, at least it's there, worked on and pretty much center stage, which is saying a lot for a movie where the only reason people go see it is to watch people die. With that said, I'm totally superficial, and I watch these...

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Does it bother you thinking about all the music out there that you might love but you haven't heard it yet? And might never? i.e., Only by chance I heard Mad Season's "Above" album. It's one of the very best albums I've ever heard. I am indeed. I'm into all the avantgarde music, especially EBM, metal and industrial, and a lot of this stuff is hard to find, even online. I can't afford CD's alla time, and most big name places don't have any Unter Null or BlutEngel. :/ It's quite a sad state of affairs when the radio just plays the same junk over and over, when there's so much awesome and...

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Am I the only ABer who knows nothing about nor has ever seen any Anime? I think a lot of people here haven't seen any...and I wouldn't rely on this site for an introduction. Most of the categories here include Americanized anime which is horrible. I am a fan of Sailormoon and Dragonball Z, but most agree that these are MacDonald's anime, as is crap like Naruto, Death Note, Inuyasha or Pokemon, beurk. If you want to see what real anime is, anime...

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What is your favorite pass time besides answerbag? Horror movies, video games.

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Who's panties would you love to sniff? Cassandra from Soul Calibur lulz.

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What is the most ridiculous fetish that you have ever heard of? Furries. I try to keep an open mind, and realize that a lot of that fanbase is akin to the Otaku fanbase who just enjoys dressing up in ridiculous costumes and own countless Oh My Goddess body pillows, but anytime the Furry genre gets sexual it makes me puke haha. Of course, it really has nothing to do with bestiality, despite the initial reaction through a first glance, just people who have...

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Do werewolves eat their entire victim's body or just the heart? I'm pretty sure they just eat the heart, but it's also been said that they drink the blood as well. Either way though, werewolves are known and famous for leaving horrible messes behind, so they certainly don't eat everything.

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Aside from werewolves, what are your favorite were-animals? Only were-animals that from mythology and folklore please I guess werecats are pretty cool, one example of them, Sleepwalkers. Otherwise though, other than from Dungeons and Dragons which has a were everything, I'm not very familiar with the lycanthrope myth.

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What would a vegan vampire eat? Pine sap? Wussies.

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What is your favorite horror movie about an unassuming animal or animals going on a killing spree? Corny, but I have to say "Kaw". The biggest ripoff of The Birds that I've ever seen, but it's such a lame and fun movie. It's hard to decide though, I was choosing between that, Jaws and Tremors, but Tremors isn't really horror and they're not real animals and Jaws is well, Jaws. XD Cujo is also good, although I do prefer the book for its metaphors much...

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Which Thanksgiving dish are you? A TV dinner with turkey chunks and stuffing on the side and mashed potatoes that take forever to heat up. Not impressive, but real.

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Who would win if robots took on Answerbag Vikings? Vikings, cuz they're great at dismantling things.

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What are lawyers thankful for? House wives suing coffee shops that don't yet have a "caution, it's hot" warning on their coffee cups.

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Do you like yogurt? It's some fine business indeed, blueberry being my favourite kind.

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I wanna see some paranormal activity, where would be a good location for ghost hunting? One theory about apparitions is that they manifest themselves through certain sources of energy, like electricity. Go to a place where there are huge towers for power lines, and try to find an abandoned factory, school or whatnot near these. You might see some there. Another energy is overactive hormones, which is why, apparently, many teenagers and women during their time of the month are...

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Do women like seeing men geting erection I also like causing it to happen.

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Is World Of Warcraft free in any way? You get a ten day free trial, but you gotta pay after that.

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Assassin's creed 2 or call of duty: modern warfare 2 I'd get Assassin's Creed 2, as it seems a lot more appealing to me than shooters, but really that's up to you.

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What are the best 5 zombie movies you have ever seen? My favourite is Dawn of the Dead. For something as trite as the zombie concept, it's quite intelligent with its metaphors. It's also really fun, gory and violent, which is always good. But because that's my favourite, doesn't mean all other zombie movies are no good, even the ones where it's just zombies killing peeps to do nothing else but illustrate that very...

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What makes disaster movies like 'The Towering Inferno' and 'Independence Day' and '2012' such great box office successes? Why do people pay good money to watch disaster movies? It has action and destruction...I mean you could very well ask the same of any macho action film. People just seem to enjoy this kinda stuff. It's entertainment, and perhaps gives food for thought to some-what would it really be like if something like this happened, for example. I have no real answer, maybe because people think it's fun, or they're interested in seeing the...

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Has anyone else ever noticed that scary movies aren't as scary anymore? Maybe. If you watch a lot, none of them are scary anymore, because unfortunately for some, the experience is soon forgotten by beaten formulas. It also depends on your preferences, and what was popular at the time that your imagination drew it in, because a lot of horror is about imagination, and using the surreal and dramatic in a realsitic setting... People say that modern horror...

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DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE GEORGE ROMERO'S THIRD ZOMBIE MOVIE, "DAY OF THE DEAD"? I love it, it's great. It's got sweet looking zombies, probably the best special effects out of his three classics, and that particular movie has got some very memorable quotes. (And awesome gore and violence.) The slight thing that bothers me a little is that half of the film deals with human conflict and not enough zombie...but it's still great and fun to watch, and the...

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Would you buy a haunted house? If it has a proper working heating system, then yeah. Besides, if there are ghosts, they're prolly just lonely.

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Three part question: 1. Do you consider yourself "authoritarian?" 2. What degree of control over other people's lives are you comfortable with? 3. How much control from others are you comfortable with over your own life? I'm no good at being a team leader, I don't like giving out "orders" and even if I did, I'm really not confident enough in my abilities to make things work. However I have a huge problem being anyone's bitch, so sometimes that can cause severe problems especially on the work force. I like doing stuff on my own, but as I've learned years ago and keep on...

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Why Do some People who are pagan still celebrate christian/catholic holidays? Most Christian holidays were Pagan to begin with. Besides what the hell, even if they're Christian holidays today, most of them seem to be about buying stuff in stores until you ruin yourself, whether it's Christmas presents or chocolate, so whatever the true menaings of these were, Christian or Pagan, most people probbaly don't take it seriously, so it's for everyone...

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How low does a % need to be for a person to be called a troll? I really don't know, I don't think there's anything formal about it, but I guess the lower it is, the more of a troll someone might be. I don't know if downrating a lot is being a troll, as I was under the assumption that a troll on here was a person who just downrated strings of answers, questions, or certain people just for the hell of it. Even if someone has a low...

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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-) Indeed I would. She's a great friend, and I certainly recognize her wisdom and intelligence. So congrats Phillis, keep up the great work. :)

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I'm not sure if my questions, answers or comments are being posted, because everyone is being so non-responsive. If you see this question will you give me a response? They get posted. Sometimes comments are a little iffy, but we really don't have that problem anymore. Maybe people just don't go an answer. There's also some categories that, for some reason, the questions in them don't appear on the front page, so maybe it depends what categories they're in.

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What was the longest time you kept something overdue? and what was the item? I rented a movie, Over the Hedge, and I kept it for like a month when it was a one day rental lol. Got quite the fine for that.

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Want to fight? Bring it foo. I got a black belt in Lickboxing. That's right, I'll lick you until you freak out muwahahaha.

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If you got placed in the AB "penalty box" would you use/create another e-mail to come back in, go to another Q&A website, or just simply paitently wait for you to be released from the penalty box. Just wait it out. Ain't that freakin' obsessed.

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Why is it considered offensive to tell people that I believe homosexuality is immoral? Shouldn't I have the right to spread this message? Nobody says you don't have the right. But it's a diverse world and not everyone is going to agree, so you gotta get ready for that.

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Not asking to name names now, but honestly, aren't there some people on this site you just cannot stand? If you say you love everyone here are you the one who only answers "what's your favorite shampoo?" questions? "If you say you love everyone here are you the one who only answers "what's your favorite shampoo?" questions? " Lulz wut? Yeah there's some people I probably don't like much, but you deal with it. Can't have everything your way alla time.

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Do you have a troll that follows you around d/r your answers? Not currently, but it's happened before, most likely shall again. Don't try to figure out why it happens though, it's pretty much a part of being on here.

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What would you do if you woke up and saw aliens tearing apart your bedroom? I doubt they'd survive my cats. But otherwise, I'd take pictures and sell em on Ebay and then buy myself a new bedroom.

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What would you do if you will see a banshee? Cover my ears and run like hell.

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Mark Twain wrote, "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." Are human beings the only "animals" capable of being RUDE? Is it possible for a non-human animal to be RUDE to another living creature, by a human definition of what "rudeness" is? Hmm...well that's hard to say, unless we were in the mind of an animal...they push each other, climb over one another, might take food from another's mouth, mark their territory being by being dicks to all the other animals in the surrounding area, and plenty of male animals like moose will fight for a female, but I'm thinking it's their instinct, and that the other animal...

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Do references matter? Do employers even check them anymore? I'm pretty sure references are still quite valid when selecting future employees.

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Which is more frightening to you, deep water or heights? Deep water.

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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic? A Kodiak Bear with dragon wings. That would suck.

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Is it possible that the future is completely set and predestined? I don't believe so, but who the hell could know that, really.

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As looney as a _______________________? Haunted jar of mayonnaise.

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True or False: You like the movie(2012). Haven't seen it. Will most likely, though. It includes destruction, so at least that has to be good, in case the story sucks.

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I am a Christian and am deeply offended by all the anti-Christian rhetoric I read. Would you apologize this instant to me, before I report all of you to Answerbag? No.

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Can i go to level 1000 on answerbag? and what points is needed for that ? If one can, that's a damn long way to go.

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Did you know the sockpuppets are watching you right now? Here's proof . . . . Egads nooooes!

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Why does -Icy- think he or she is being so tough by telling when ever she flaggs a thing? Go flag yourself.

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From your experience what is the ONE topic, subject, or area that's SURE - as in has a 100% probability 100% of the time - to get down rated on AB when posed as a question or responded to as an answer? The Islam category seems pretty bad for that. Lol I swear, once I went in there, and on the first page of questions, they all had minuses, ecxept for two or three. I was like holy shit.

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What's something that comes in a jar? People pieces.

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If a vampire bit someone with HIV would they get AIDS? Vampires are immune to disease, and in many concepts are called nosferatu, which while supposedly meaning vampire, is derived from a Greek word meaning plague bearer. So if anything, they bring and scatter diseases everywhere, so they're prolly not likely to get sick from anything.

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What's your favorite side dish? Sautéd mushrooms.

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Isn't it safe to say that Count Dracula was the world's very first "Batman?" Haha yeah. They're still fighting for the original Batman title today.

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If Count Dracula HAD TO, would he be able to survive/exist on blood from animals? If that's possible for him, then why would he need to drink the blood of human beings? Also, doesn't he go after women, mostly? (It's rare when he bites a male's neck.) Buffy is bullshit, vampires cannot live from the blood of animals. In the glorification of vampires, what set them apart from other spooks was the symbolism used to define them. "The blood is the life" is a lot more about taking away a human life, corrupting it and deceiving the victim, usually on a rather erotic angle and whatnot, symbolically visualized by the act of consuming...

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I speak my mind i don`t like beating about the bush it seems to me that freedom of speech is being tied up and locked down. Is freedom of mind going the same way? Well, in some countries yeah, but not here. We can pretty much say whatever we want. That somebody doesn't agree with your words or dismisses them isn't freedom of speech being oppressed. In the instances that it is, it's usually because activists like to break and vandalize public places or private property. Also we can write whatever we want on AB without the authorities...

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When life gives you apples, what are you going to make? Cider.

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Do you ever get the feeling someones there with you when no one is really there? Yeah, I'm pretty sure someone had an abortion in this apartment years ago, and entombed the fetus in the walls. However, it managed to survive, and grew into this thoughtless animal like monstrosity, and to this day, lives in between my walls. If I drop food on the floor and just leave it there and walk away, it's gone the next day...

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If someone were to ask you 'why use answerbag?' what reason/s would you give them? Good way to kill time when you're too tired to clean up.

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Why do people die when they get old and are not even sick? Disease isn't the only venue by which death occurs. "Getting old" is the keyword here.

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My buddy was telling me that if he finds out that the girl he likes isn't a virgin, he's totally turned off. What are your opinions about that? That his interpretation of "liking" somebody is rather shallow. Of course, turned off might not always mean a decrease of emotional affection, although in this context I'll just assume that your buddy probbaly isn't quite aware that there's a distinct difference.

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AB is very hard on people who swear, name call and get fiesty, but then they turn around and invite hard core smut on Adult AB. This is a haven for the perverted. Why do we need this? Well it's the section for it, at least. That's where it belongs, although granted, it seems to find its way out of it too. It's like cable television. Censor all the cuss words but leave in all the sex scenes and violence. If there's a logic somewhere in there I don't comprehend it. Leave it all or censor it all. However I wouldn't go as far as saying AB is a...

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What are some common misconceptions about evolution often touted by its opponents? The biggest one I can think of is that plenty of people seem to think that as evolution goes by, we're supposed to get "upgraded". Evolution is about adaptation, not x ray vision or increased speed. What is this, some kinda role playing game? The only thing that evolves is our prowess at adaptation when faced with cultural and environmental changes. That may be in context with...

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How is medical waste ultimately disposed of? Incinerator.

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Who or what do you most associate with cowboys? Coffee brewed with a horseshoe thrown in for that added cowboy pep. Seriously they used to put horseshoes in the coffee while preparing it so it would be even stronger. Cowboys were fucking badass.

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Where would you like me to kiss you? Everywhere!

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I just read a news item where an Arkansas police officer used a stun gun, with the mothers permission, on a ten year old girl because her mother couldn't get her to shower. Does anyone else find this crazy? Say what? Someone calls the cops because they can't handle their kid? kids have tantrums all the time, I'm pretty sure it's part of raising them. Wow what the hell. Yeah the stun gun is pretty bad, but I still can't get over how the mother actually called the cops about this. I'd call the cops if my daughter stole my car when she was 16 so I could FIND her, but this...

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What is a non-food item that you always buy at the grocery store? Asswipe, tampons, toy hearses.

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What is hiding in that tree? Dead men dead men, hangin' in a tree, how many dead men do you see? Faces blue and skin gone gray, watch them as they swing and sway.

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What would you expect to find in your Christmas Stocking on Christmas Day? A severed foot.

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Would you share with a hungry person regardless of their culture, religion? If I got the food and they need it, yeah. Although I usually ain't got dick lol.

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What have you given up on? Trying to sleep. Fuck it lol.

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What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking? My dad used to smoke Player's, but he bought the pouch of tobacco and rolled all the smokes with a machine.

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What is the best console? I'd say PS2 and PS3, but I'm a biased fangirl, and it's all preference anyway. Technically the PS3 is the most advanced, but the 360 has more games. Up to you.

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How would you describe your role in life in four words or less? Being too damn awesome.

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What words of wisdom do you have to offer the world? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Also don't piss on the electric fence.

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What/who do you think you were in the past life? I was probably a graveyard or something.

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What is the first video on Youtube if you search your name? Here's mine Sitting on this bike would make me so horny.

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I think your sweet. What do you think of that? Ya don't mean that.

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Welcome to ______. What goes in the blank? The Red Crayon Aristocracy. Now find me a live mermaid or suffer the Onion Bag!

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Describe what your childhood boogeyman looked like? He was a giant mummy made out of night dust, or so that's what I called it. You know like, when you look in the dark for a while, and it's like, it seems that all these particles and stuff are moving? I kept looking at my toy chest and somehow my imagination conjured a giant mummy that kept seeming to get bigger and bigger and coming over here. I got scared haha. I figured that by...

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Have you noticed the quality of your questions changing as time goes on? Yeah. I used to enjoy giving serious answers, but now I don't care and just type in random nonsense.

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Are you old enough to remember car radios which actually had a horizontal "dial" turned by a knob, and metal buttons sticking out that, when pressed, physically moved the red station indicator? I saw some of those before. They're fun to mess with.

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May I go now? You can stay or you can go...*Sings.*

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What's the craziest thing you have ever done in the grocery store? I stole one grape, then felt bad about it, so I asked the clerk to charge me one grape. Note-this didn't actually happen.

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What kind of stuff would you put in a cigar box? (other than cigars.) An old pistol from the thirties. Then when some eyballess goblin comes after me wailing like a thousand dead children, I'd take it out and kill the crap out if it BLANG BLANGBLANG BA BA BA BLANG BLANGBLANGBLANG BA BOOOOM!!

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Will someone please explain to me how health care is a right? It isn't unless you can pay for it. In the States anyways. Canada has free health care, but that's actually pretty laughable. Most people who work still can barely afford fuck all unless they throw half their paychecks into work insurance, and even then they'll be broke for weeks after, and Welfare barely covers anything. At least it has the decency to prioritize small...

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..."I kissed a girl and i liked it....................." I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

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Is wanting to kill a natural human emotion?..I think so. Killing is an act derived from intense emotion, usually anger or fear, so I guess it can seem natural, but when you stop to think about it, even if you really hate someone, killing sounds pretty horrible.

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How many keys are on your keyring? Are they all really necessary? House key, basement key, shed key, locker key from my old job which doesn't need to be there anymore, and bike lock key.

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Which horror movies you've seen just dont do it for you? The remake for Prom Night. God that was so boring lol.

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So. . . . . .I just heard about a girl with a medical malady called "DYSTONIA"! Do YOU know what it is? I can't quite explain what it is, but my dad had a girlfriend who had that, and she moved all weird all the time, kinda like the muscles spazzing out and contracting on their own. It caused her severe pains, and my dad said her neck and back was sometimes hard as rock. She had to get like 5 shots in the back of the neck once a month. There was this other guy who had it so bad that he...

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If you'd been born 2000 years ago, instead of today, what sort of work do you think you'd be doing? I woulda been a leper.

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What is a quality that you posess that makes you seem unique and strong amongst your friends? I see dead people.

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What is a slang term you use for a cigarette with no filter? Rollies, Welfare Sticks.

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DO BIRDS POOP EGGS They lay eggs, they don't poop em.

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What do you do to prevent boredom? Reading is a good cure.

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What is not fun to do while skydiving? Pulling frantically on the string while the parachute refuses to open.

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What is your favorite rap song of all time Rabbit Run by Eminem, but since when do metal and industrial fans listen to rap amirite?

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Do you Hate my name ? My name is "Aryan" it means Country of Iran and inderct to a Persian Hero but Cursed Hitler used "Aryan" as symbol of racism , I love my name do you think I should change my name does it bother you I don't give a damn, your choice.

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The Ninjas are looking for new weapons to add to their mighty arsenal. What cool weapons can you invent for us? Crossbows that shoot chainsaws and when the chainsaws hit their target they explode and release thousands of killer bees which have had their darts injected with AID's.

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If you could have a totally trained wild animal for a pet what would it be? A pack of wolves and one owl.

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If you wasted huge amounts of time & effort paying attention and studying in school, is it OK to 'show off' your tenuous retention of useless facts & concepts later on in life? ;-) Of course it is, as long as you don't use your vast amount of academic knowledge to bring down other people and belittle their intelligence. I mean if you show off your knowledge but I learn nothing, then what's it worth, anyway? Of course I know this doesn't apply to you; everytime I converse with you I always have to go look up words. :)

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Is Wikipedia an NSA or CIA 'plant' to help control the population through misinformation? ;-) I'd have to say no, but yeah I still wouldn't rely on it too much. Some of the stuff I see on there is outrageous. "The difference between Stewie and Roger is that Roger is funny, Stewie is not." I mean I just wanted some facts, not someone's opinion. That's why we got Answerbag you douchebags! XD I usually go there if I want links to something I wanna...

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Do you find Natalie Portman attractive? Especially when she's being all dramatic, she's good at it, hence the type of roles she gets, it's liek omg totally hawt. :D

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Chuck Norris or Darth-Vator… who wins in a fight? (2009-11-15) Shredder from Ninja Turtles.

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Have you ever seen a tall elderly person? Yeah, I saw this super tall old dude in Montréal. His skin was really pale and he was dressed all in black, I was sure he was Dracula lol.

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How closely do Canadians follow American politics? Close enough I'd say, since both countries are affiliated, and that America's politics can often reverberate to Canada, especially with wars that are going on, or have went on.

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Do you have AnswerBag days when nothing seems to be right? Yeah, but that's usually because of the constant glitches, rather than AB activity.

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Can zombies starve to death? Technically, no. A zombie's drive is to eat human flesh, however, whether it fails or succeeds to obtain food, said food does nothing to improve their condition. They keep decaying either way, it is not a source of sustenance.

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Can vampires starve to death? If vampires don't drink blood, they will keep on decaying until there's nothing left of them, so in a way, yes they can, although I suppose the myth is varied enough to not really warrant that theory much legitimacy.

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What is the most dangerous animal in Australia? Hmm...crocodiles or alligators I would guess, whichever one of these resides in the country. I really don't know though, lotsa different animals in Australia, and I once heard that people injured by kangaroos isn't uncommon, although I'm guessing a crocodile could be worse, only people don't get attacked by them that often. Also Australia has a lot of snakes, but I'll...

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IS it legal for a school to take away a phone AFTER hours and keep it over night? That's akin to theft, since after school hours the school staff don't have any authority on the students unless the students are still in the building, and even so, they can't keep it from you. They can take the phone away until the hours are over, but they have to give it back after that. Their authority doesn't go beyond disciplinary measures if you bring it back, or...

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Do you have a favorite AB member whose questions you look forward to answering? If yes, why do you like their questions? Vunessuh, Philosopher_Saint and ONLY138. They always ask something different, thought inspiring or just plain fun. Their questions are outside the norm.

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Do you have an Answerbag mentor? If so, would you mind sharing who it is if it won't embarrass that user? As far as the ropes and rules and stuff goes, I don't, or ever really had, any mentor, but both BigDaddyBS and Andy helped out quite a lot, in my first days here.

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Do atheists know why humans age and then die?"? *Holds Simba up to the populace.* Gee I denno.

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When guests come to your home, Do they use the front door or back door? The front door. My backdoor is nearly forsaken haha.

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Can people track you if you rate their answer negatively? No, but if they contact the staff about it, the staff will find out who it is.

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Why do women have such a hard time operating automobiles? Prolly cuz a man taught them how to drive haha.

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Is asking if you're 'normal' normal? If so, what's the point? ;-) Usually people ask what your problem is, instead of seeking confirmation if you're normal or not. Be that as it may, most of those types of questions are usually presented when you do, say, or are something they don't agree with, and letting it suppose that they totally know what being normal is, or what your problem is, seeing as it's always asked with such vehemence and...

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What do Answerbag pirates fight for? Their lives, against the Vikings. :D

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What do you need to protect you against Answerbag pirates? The AB Vikings...ecxept they're even worse.

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My _________ itches. Spine.

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Where the hell did you get that? The Mushroom Kingdom.

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She was offered 100 million, She insisted on 300 million, and she got it. So Mary Landrieu went ahead and voted for the health Care bill. Was this a case of Bribery, or Extortion? Pft, and to think that some poor fuckers pick up beer bottles on the ground so they can buy one pack of oriental noodles at the dollar store and eat it raw while they wait to die of ass cancer.

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What is something you love hugging? Pillows.

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Are you drunk now!? Unfortunately not.

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How do you use leftover turkey? Put it in soup, stew, sandwiches, salads or I just eat it out of the container I put it in at three in the morning when I'm hungry.

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Finish this sentence: I love playing __________. Video games.

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Fill in the blank: Stop __________me! Pissing on.

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Dangerous places In the path of two warring mechs.

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What's your endurance test? Trying to win the endurance tests on the first Mortal Kombat.

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Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!! Why not? Totally.

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Do you believe that the absense of an animal such as the "Crocoduck" disproves the theory of evolution? So if unicorns and dragons existed that means that evolution would be true? Man this stuff just never ends.

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Are vampires becoming so acceptable that you would consider naming your son "Lestat?" I've heard worse.

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Why doesn't the "Friends' Q&A" display upon command; is it the AB site or what? Pretty sure it's the site. Working fine for me right now, but I've had that happen to me often.

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Do you think people have more than one account on answerbag, and bump up their points without any of us knowing about it? I'm sure some do. It's pretty lulz.

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If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most? Not sure if I'd literally be missed, although I know some would wonder in what forest I got murdered in.

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I was once someone else. Who was I? Someone else.

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What user name do you ABers recommend for a sexy, blond, american, green eyed chick? Mercedes? Srsly I dunno.

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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God? Hatred is universal, and Christians most certainly aren't any exception.

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What video game platforms do you own or have owned? Whats you fav and why? Nes, Snes, TG16, PS1, PS2, GB, GBC, GC, DS, DSL, PSP, Coleco Vision and Sega Master System. PS2 being my fave, for its wide variety of different games.

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This is not a question!Im here to tell all with a 'pokemon explorers of sky for nentendo d.s 'If you have a sleep seed go to spindas cafe and make it into a drink for extra hp. GameFAQ's coulda told me that.

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What are a criminals chances of outrunning the police? Very nill. If the police have a good description of you, or know your name and everything, you could escape, but they'll catch you eventually. If it's a car chase, it's almost impossible to escape, unless you got some kinda car that can transform into a jet or something.

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What is the reason for the recent pep in your step? Too much coffee.

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Is Lady Gaga a butterface? She looks like an old leather purse without her makeup. :/

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Can you please downrate my question so I can go off and moan in another question about how my previous question got downrated because I take this crap more seriously than my mother's funeral? Kaythx. I recognize something in there...XD Anyways you're worse than a child molester because you don't believe in God! You should DIE!! Of course you know I don't believe that. But it's something to whine about. :D

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What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet? People are still on AB whining about God and politics.

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You just got lost in your own thoughts. It was ________ ? (use as many words as needed) Where the hell is the stupid Winter perfume it's the only one I don't have yet and I need it so I can trade it for the Gothic Lolita outfit so then I can bash monstrosities with my led pipe with style... perfume where is it damnit more fish people yaaaaar.

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Americans. Does this make you proud? There's stupid people everywhere, not just America. But I gotta say, Fidel Castro, a singer, Tony Blair, a skater=lulz.

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Excuse me if i dnt bow my head to ur Queen, i dnt know that chick nd she definitely dnt knw me? Bowing to strangers is completely fine. Bowing to people you know is not. What am I saying. *Scratches noggin'.* What are you talking about anyways?

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What would be the worst store to be stuck in during the zombie apocalypse? S&M store, while you were trying out some equipment, cuffs and chains...

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Always look before you________(can you fill in the blank?) ...you enter an old, creepy dilapidated farmhouse which happens to be conveniently placed in an area where it's illegal for planes to fly over...

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Is there a sailor moon book? (non manga) where all the episodes are written as stories? I'm sure there's an episode listing somewhere with short descriptions as well as relevant links and synopsis, however there isn't any detailed written story in novel form. Manga and anime caters to visuals, after all. You can however, find countless fan fiction work online...

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What do monarch butterflies eat ??? i found one last night , but i don't know what 2 feed it !!!!! help please !!! Here's a list of the flowers they use the nectar of to sustain themselves from. * Apocynum cannabinum - Indian Hemp * Asclepias incarnata - Swamp Milkweed * Asclepias syriaca - Common Milkweed * Asclepias tuberosa - Butterfly Weed * Aster sp. - asters * Cirsium sp. - thistles * Daucus carota - Wild Carrot * Dipsacus sylvestris - Teasel *...

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What goes up when the rain comes down Earthworms, eeew.

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Is Sailor Moon dumb? She's ditzy, clumsy and very lazy, and also quite not bothered by anything. I'd say that technically, she's average intelligence, but for such things as common social issues or academic pursuits, she just doesn't try, but could do better if she did. She has the potential. However her true strength comes from her heart being in the right place, and the empathy she has...

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Which is ur favourate animated movie? In between Ninja Scroll or Heavy Metal.

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Many of us are nationalistic, chauvinistic, insular, racists, bigots and self-righteous to boot. So, how is this "better" than before? Shouldn't we be smarter? Doesn't being smarter involve being "better" human beings? What's going on here anyway? I agree. Doesn't seem that our mentality changes much, and that it's presentation evolves into different things which make us think otherwise...but I think those are all normal human aspects, and cannot be rid of, only transition itself to changing societies, which only change to cater more hate and oppression. On the other hand, women now have equal rights and you can't hang...

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He's 93 she's 39. Is there a problem? Both old enough to do what they see fit. No problem per se, other than what everyone else says, but who really cares about that.

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Whatdo you think of AB users who refuse to accept friend requests? Their business, not mine. Doesn't upset me if I'm not accepted, they got their reasons. Don't think any lesser of them. Incidentally, I reject most of the people who ask to be friends, mainly because I don't accept people to whom I've never spoken to on here, or barely. Might be dumb, but it's the way it is.

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When you were under the legal drinking age, was it easy for you to get alcohol if you wanted it? Yeah, if we really wanted it. For most of my adolescent life I lived in this slummy area lol, so we could usually get some by getting someone to buy it for us, or sometimes we stole it lol. There was this bar that kept beer cases outside in the back sometimes, so we went to do little rounds over there and make off with a case lol.

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Who should TIME pick as their man of the year for 2009? I don't know who they should pick, but it's most likely gonna be Obama, although I imagine he's figured on at least three covers already.

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Does anyone know where i can find the translation for "hymnos" language from ar tonelico 2? Try GameFAQ's. Too lazy to sift through all them guides to see if there is. Good place to start though.

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Is the human race really just like a virus on this planet, multiplying and destroying it? Whether that is true or not, the planet will survive us and slowly heal itself long after we're all gone.

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Any naked women on AB right now? I'm wearing a sleeping bag.

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Do black narrow objects scare you in general? Only if they come after me with the intention to crush me and smoke my grinded up bones afterward.

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Is it because Eve couldn't control herself in the Garden that women now have to obey men? According to The Bible, yeah, but fucks if Imma obey anyone.

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Does Answerbag pay anyone to answer questions? No. And good thing, too.

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What is the best thing you have ever watched form your window? A cat that was gonna jump one of them large gray squirrels, but the squirrel totally went psycho on his ass and made the cat run away. I just hope that whoever's cat that was, he had his shots and all. But it was still pretty funny to see.

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Was Jesus wearing a cross around his neck too? It wasn't a symbol until He died on it.

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Now that vampires are so popular, has the stock in Heinz gone up? Heinz has been popular and in demand for like, ever. I doubt there is a relation. Half coagulated blood just ain't that smecsay.

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A lot of people call me _______?(fill in the blank ) When I'm sleeping. Damn them!

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What's your favorite movie about "Trains"? Star Express 999. And the sequel.

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Who taught women that it was okay for them to hit a man and get away with it? I don't know, but someone, male or female, who believes that violence may be justified. And those people suck, I would hit someone only if they were putting my life in danger and had to defend myself. Personally, it shouldn't be okay to hit anyone for any reason, but hey wtf do I know. Extreme feminists perhaps? No better than extreme masculinists, really. (If such be teh proper...

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Pulp Fiction or The Untoucables? I have to go with Pulp Fiction.

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? Oh God SHOOT IT!!

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No matter how popular it seemed/seems to be, what's one thing you just don't like? Twilight, blargh.

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Do you think there is a chance that love isn't real? Could it just be feelings or chemical reactions or hormones or pheremones? Maybe it is just brain juice, but for what it does, in a way, that makes it real.

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Honey, can you please go to the store and get me ___________? Food.

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If there were no wall in front of you right now, what would you see? The hallway. Possibly naked neighbours masturbating while watching The Smurfs.

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Would you ever chastise adult members of your family about their table manners? Of course not. I'm hardly better than anyone who might deserve it, anyways. And proud, too.

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What do you like to mix with vodka? More Vodka.

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When did Nintendo decide to discontinue the N64 console? It reached its end, like all consoles do. Also it got its ass kicked by Sony at the time. It was prettier than PS, but every game was the same and always had 64 at the end of the title and most introduced shoddy gameplay, unless it was Mario, Golden Eye or Zelda. Looks aren't everything. Just because the nes and snes were awesome, didn't mean fans would swallow whatever rehash was...

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Do you think im noob The hell do I care.

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For those of you who play Wii Sports, which sport is your favorite? Bowling or the boxing game. Both fun.

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Are you a 'jump out of bed and go' type or need time to get started? I drag myself out of bed like a slug.

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Riddle! a man walks into a room and looks at a picture on the wall and says brothers and sisters i have none but that mans father is my fathers son. who is the man in the picture? Himself? :/

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Why isn't Internet Explorer as good as the competition? IE always crashes and fucks up, it has so many bugs and it doesn't save your work like FireFox when it crashes-also it's almost useless for FF to have that feature since it never crashes. My FF is actually slower than my IE, but that's because there's so much crap I keep downloading and adding to it, however the slightly slower pace is worth it indeed, since everything...

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Do you wish more people would make a profile page so we can get to know them better? I just enjoy putting random bullshit in mine, so I can't go and say that people should. Besides I usually don't even read people's profiles if it requires me to actually scroll down haha. Unless it's Talimze.

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Do you think that anyone will top Keithold's almost 21,000 Q's asked? If I tried would you think I'm a copycat??? I doubt I could come close, just curious:D. see link Mastodon might if he keeps it up, but he's still got a looong way to go.

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Do you thing that those who ask indecipherable questions here are probably stoned? Sadly, probbaly not.

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You rotten wooden mixing spoon! You midnight winged raccoon! Can you think of an insult to counter my defamation of your good name? You Ziplock bag with a kiwi inside! ...yeah I got nuthin'.

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Which games tell us most about humanity? Civilization sounds about right, although I gotta disagree with The Sims. just because it's fashioned after living a normal life, that doesn't say much about humanity, and GTA is extremely superficial and too Hollywood like. Oh wait, irony isn't just about getting help in church basements with addictions inflicted upon one by trauma which arose in church buildings to begin...

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Have you heard the rumor that betty crocker and sara lee ganged up on that little debbie kid and squished the creme right out of her oatmeal cremes pies? If I didn't know those were snacks, that woulda been pretty perverted. :D

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If vampires are undead, then if you have sex with one aren't you technically committing necrophilia? No, because undead means just that, they're supposed to be dead, but somehow still live. While a vampire's breath apparently smells like a charnel house and they're cold to the touch, I'm pretty sure that necrophilia revolves around normal corpses, not quite the same.

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To discourage sockpuppets, wouldn't it be nice if AB flagged related accounts (i.e. those sharing an IP address)? Well sock puppets aren't disallowed per se, unless you start abusing the privilege, but yeah, it might be nice if the staff knew right away who had how many accounts in case something goes down. I guess they do, although I doubt they look into it unless someone makes a complaint or something?

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Woman do you enjoy being hit on? I'm usually too braindead to notice, and by the time I do, I feel all awkward because I'd been talking about zombie movies and eating my own scabs for the past half hour.

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Do u think reading is boring? Reading rules.

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If you had to choose one, what would it be? Life in Prison, Electric Chair, Lethal Injection, or Rifle Squad. The injection. Electric chair sounds evil, firing squad is messy and life in prison...well better to live than die, but honestly, I don't think I could hack that, so might as well die lol.

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How many times do you hit the snooze button before you wake up? Like ten times lol. I'm always late for everything.

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Does it bug you when women breast feed in public? No, I mean that's what breasts are for ain't they?

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Are women the root cause of all temptation? I'd say money is. M.O.B. lulz.

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Why are all Japanese RPG's about killing God? They're usually about killing a being who aspires to BE a god, usually through the forces of sealed ancient evil. (And in most cases, that ancient force usually comes back to bite them in the ass, a la Xenosaga.) The only two I've played that come close to that is FFTactics, and Shadow Hearts, and in that one, "God" was a Cthulhu like being, a whole lot like Jenova...

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Anil m wants me to tell you guys something, can i do that please ? they were not confirmed and could not give points or comments and are sorry for any ill feelings this caused while they got this resolved. Wow. That was why? Hail the AB professionalism! Good thing they just make websites, and aren't responsible for attending the needs of wounded soldiers and civilians during a war.

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Do you find it really annoying when people take forever to respond on an IM? Well, I don't think any less of them, but yeah, it is pretty annoying, especially when they finally do responds it's all like; XD or, lol

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What is your favorite tv show (2009-09-01) The Simpsons.

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Is scab eating unhealthy? Probably harmless, but it is pretty damn gross. Not as gross as eating someone else's scab though.

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Why do some people feel that others are inferior to them?? Most of the people that have this thought i feel they do it basing on the material things they have that others dont. Do u agree?what do you think? They never got laid.

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If i handed you a tambourine, would you join in with the song? Only if it's about how awesome the Apocalypse is.

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Do you buy brand name bread (like Sara Lee), generic brand (store brand like Target), bakery, or bake your own? I steal it from birds.

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I circulate. Round and round. I circulate,What am I? Water when flushing the toilet.

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Have you ever been arrested? If yes, what were you arrested for? When I was 16, for shoplifting over 90 bucks worth of cosmetics. >_>

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What is the best thing to do with autumn leaves? Jump into them! . I'm 27 and I still do that.

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If prostitution was made legal in America would you be upset? Would you leave the country? Most prostitution is performed by illegal criminal organizations who capture little girls and train them to be whores. Well...maybe not in America, but read on... For those that willingly go into it, it's a sad thing to perceive that this is all they think they can do to support themselves, despite that I find modern society's claim at equality and prosperity shoddy at best. That...

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I was a virgin when I got married. This was for religous reasons. Now that I'm 50 years old, I'm regreting my decision. If I had it to do all over again I would do things different. What do you think? Someone told me that when you're 50, that's when you have the best sex of your life. You still got time. :D One thing I would imagine one to learn in said condition is to live for the moment...of course, if you're still with your wife, that may be a problem, am certainly not encouraging anything further than that.

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Don't you think the whole concept of the pledge of allegiance is un-American? Shouldn't we pledge allegiance to the Constitution and leave it to the subjects of monarchies to pledge allegiance to a flag? America probbaly changed a whole lot since it was first founded, but technically, the pledge of allegiance still caters to its founding roots.

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If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? Get the hell out of it.

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Did your SO do something unexpected when you first met them? He liked me. XD

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Can you recall the corniest joke you ever heard? What does a cat read? The mews. OMG THIGH SLAPPING LULZ.

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Do vampires need to drain all your blood to turn you into one of them, or do they just need to bite you? It depends on the myth itself. Here are some more popular methods, usually portrayed in entertainment. -A vampire bites a victim to feed, and if nothing else is done after this, they automatically turn into a vampire, which I call the "Zombie Syndrome". -The victim must drink of the vampire's blood in order to turn, which is the "Dracula's Hawt Syndrome". ...

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Is it just me or are there a lot of vampires around at the moment? Vampires are universal, and older than Christianity, they've always been around. There's not a single form of entertainment which hasn't covered them...they went through many transitions, from horrific monster to seductive noblemen to...flashhing jackass. But they live, and always will. They're always around...everywhere.

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How are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse? By watching zombie movies. I don't really learn what I'm supposed to do by watching them...but I sure learn about what I shouldn't do. It's essential.

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Would you leave $40,000 at a shrine for safekeeping? Only if said shrine included cyborg Shaolin monks with gattling guns to guard it.

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The pope is here visiting me ... is there anything you would like to say to him? Wow dude, you got more rocks on your fingers than Jay Lo.

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Can you name something that is "delicate"? Butterflies.

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? They think I'm a tree. BASTARDS.

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Who is the biggest jerk on this website? Chainsaw! That filthy wretch.

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Should they have censorship on ab so that it protects the innocence of underaged people? There is censorship on here. Although there are much worse ways to have one's innocence shattered than...Answerbag.

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Have you noticed that Google does not say Merry christmas on their icon but uses Happy Holidays or the like? Damn liberatheists! DAMN them.

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Dont think! just say anything that flies into your head when i say food. What was it? Entrails.

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Is their really anybody out there who does not lie or bullsh*t's? No. The first person who says otherwise is a total liar.

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Is moongrim the biggest jerk on this website I like him fine. Even if he is a jerk, he sure as hell ain't the only one, and certainly not the biggest one.

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What is the most disturbing yet great movie you've ever seen? More specifically, what is the best Psychological Thriller you've ever seen? For me it's: A clockwork orange, Requiem for a dream, Kids, Memento, The Machinist, Session 9, and Bully Possibly Eraserhead. It's awesome because the imagery is just damn creepy, but it seems to be symbolism used to tell the whole tale, I find this awesome. Jacob's Ladder was also great, as was Trainspotting.

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What does it take for you to unleash the beast from within? Full moon and raw meat. >_>

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If Yahoo! buys AB from Demand Media will you go to Yahoo! Answers? Will you keep your same username? How would we find you? Ew, Yahoo Answers. I wouldn't follow.

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Why are there ladies on AB tonight? Shouldn't they be ironing/cooking/washing dishes/etc? :D Nah, there's a phone right besides me, with the number for the pizza place, that's how I do my "cooking". Besides, it's best for you and I that we don't eat any of what I cook...

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If you accidently hit the DR button instead of the plusser, then immediately hit the plus button once you realize the mistake, does it still count against your approval rate? It takes a few downrates before your overall score is affected, but it does, ultimately count, I'm pretty sure.

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Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!! I hate it. Sorry.

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Are there any Atheists like me that wish there were a God? I wish there was one. It's a nice idea. Unfortunately, I can't seem to believe that it's anything but too good to be true. :(

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Do you like playing word association games? If it involves porn and zombies, then yeah.

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I've been gone for a while whats going on in AB World? OMFG! You're back! I don't know wtf was going on here, who cares! Welcome back! *Huge hugs!* :D :D

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What is your Answerbag routine? Friends' Q&A, horror movies and then random. Not much else.

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Is it just me or have most of the questions on AB become to boring to answer? Pretty much. Unless they're from Vunessah. I don't know where the hell she gets em' but Christ.

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If you do the crime, should you always do the time? Yeah, after my answer, nobody on AB is gonna like me anymore, if they ever did, but an eye for an eye. If I was president of the world, that's how things would go.

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Would you ever put one of these in your yard? LOL!! I would. And every time a conservative came by, I'd start humping it.

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Have you ever found an unusual creature in your home or garden? I found a dead pig with its head torn off by the river bank years back, but nobody ever believes me.

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What percent of women are attracted to older men? I am, but only if they're actually vampires.

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If you look up what do you see? I see dragons waging war against gargoyles and fairies. Actually, just a ceiling. My life is boring.

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Is it morally wrong to use a vibrator or is it good for you health wise? Morality? I lol. Just take care of it and keep it clean, and fuck godgobbers.

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What word do you wish people used more often? Here's some free cash! TAKE IT.

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Atheists: what kind of god is the god you don't believe in? The one who allows "One Hammer Three Guys".

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Why can't all Churches be right? Religion wouldn't be what it is if people actually got along.

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You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose? Fitty thou.

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Double fudge browines with a frosty glass of milk, or pigs in a blanket with cold beer? Meat and beer pweez.

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How many religions is there in the world? Enough to give war its definition.

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Are you basically an "either/or" person? You know...you like something or you don't and that's that? Or can you also be a 'sometimes' person, sometimes? I try to be a sometimes person, but the Furry fanbase disgusts me. Don't even look it up.

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Why do pillows develop yellow stains? Sweat, drool, hair grease and dye. You gotta clean the pillow every now and then.

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Does ear wax make good candles? (humour welcome) As much as bellybutton lint would make fine stuffing for a pillow.

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What commercials have made you laugh lately? They don't play it anymore, but this following commercial always cracked me up, especially the part where he smashes the guy's violin on the table lmao! :)

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Is it normal for a guy who has a gf to still look at porn EVERY day? Probably. I watch porn all the time, and I'm not even a man. I also have a boyfriend. He thinks it's awesome.

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Its a pleasure to ride a Motorcycle all out in the open? Helmets do interfere with the enjoyment of the activity! Why Can't we cancel the law that makes wearing of helmets by motorcyclists compulsory? Probably because it prevents your brains from painting the road if you crash.

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Who's awesome? Michael Myers.

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Should I go to bed? It's 12:22 and I have to get up at 6:30. Might be a good idea.

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When do you think we will stop hearing about Michael Jackson? It won't happen. He's as big as Elvis.

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Can sora beat link in a fight? Pfft, no way.

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News item: 'Megan Fox, declared the sexiest woman in the world....'. Does the name 'Megan' ring a bell? Do you think the last display of "M�nchausen by Internet" in the AB was inspired by the name of this actress? Can we let the poor guy alone already? Yeah he's a lying con artist and nobody likes him, but I gotta say, someone willing to lie and make shit up to this extent probably has severe problems. Let's give this shit a rest already. I hate the fact that AB thrives the most on what its general member base seem to detest the most. Even if his story was based on her, what does it matter? I...

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Do you answer questions on AB to be helpful or just because you want to be a smart ass? I just like being a nuisance.

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I am designed to contain. I am designed to protect,What am I? A suit of armour?

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Are there people on AB that doubt darwin´s evo-theory? What are you kidding? Being a Darwinist on this site is nearly akin to being a Nazi who eats dead babies.

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When you die, what would you ideally want done with your body? As in procession, funeral, burial, dinner afterwords, whatever? I wanna be turned into a mummy so I can come back from the dead and curse a whole buncha random people.

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How respectful are you? Barely, unless you're rich.

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No joke! Want to see a picture of your great-great-great-(etc)-grandmother? (link) So my grandma wasn't Elizabeth Bathory after all. Sigh.

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Tell some thing about KFC Ever wonder where all the seagulls in the KFC parking lot go to...? That's right. The McDonald's next door.

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Talkin about____? Talkin' bout', candle light din-dins, trips around the garbage bin!

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Is Nazi dinosaurs the weirdest video game idea that you've ever heard of? I have a game for my PlayStation 2 called Rule of Rose, where you play as a young orphaned English girl stuck in an orphanage run by cruel tyrannical little girls who formed their social female version of Lord of the Flies called "The Aristocracy of the Red Crayon" through their trauma at having been raped by a creepy old caretaker that their subconscious has turned into a fairy tale...

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Can science beat the doomsday hype? I thought NASA did already.

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Why are McDonald's sales slowing? People are tired from dying of cancer.

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All this home electronics can be confusing, alarms, warnings etc, do you find yourself searching for 'whats beeping this time'? I just tell my boyfriend to fix it. It's the best thing for the both of us.

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Have you ever fallen in love with a stripper? That Goth chick from Zombie Strippers reminded me that, indeed, I have a heart.

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What does July mean to you? Too much goddamn sunlight and not enough night.

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Should questions that ask two different ones ,requiring two answers be allowed on ab? Nah, not if one question pertains to the other, or vice versa. Do you have a dog, and why did you want to own one? Fine. Do you suck ass, and what's your favourite time period? A definite wtf. Laugh all you will, but it happens.

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When you think about steel, concrete, and water, what comes to mind? A Sailormoon episode, for some reason.

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What is the closest object to you that is multicolored? If I end up drinking all this beer too fast, I'll let you know in a bit.

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If i gave you a cheap set of water color paints and a few paint brushes, what would you choose to paint on your 4X4 square foot of ab? Putrid zombie face! :)

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Which do you feel more often, no one takes me seriously enough or people take me too seriously? People take me too seriously, but for all the wrong reasons. It's like, oh snap, gtfo already, unless you're an awesome dude named Zack. :)

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How do Answerbag ninjas cope with fences? "If the door is locked, go in through the window." Ninjas wouldn't be awesome if they weren't such kick ass philosophers.

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What shouldn't you do with your ex? Secsings?

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Someone on AB just told me that the worst thing you can possibly be is an Atheist (even as bad as a child molester) because they are weak and will suffer. Your thoughts? Hey Atheists ain't the ones traumatizing the choir boy, are they now.

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When should prize fighters retire? If he believes himself to be able to communicate with Pit bulls, it might be a good time to begin said consideration.

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Is there any evidence for the existence of the planet Nibiru? No, not unless you ask some pot bellied 40 year old virgin who lives in his mom's basement and threatens you with a plastic light saber while wearing slippers shaped like Hobbit feet, anyways.

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Has Law and Order become detached from reality? Yeah...I remember back when my dad always used to watch that damn show, and how it was about solving cases and tracking down serial killers and pedophiles...now it's all soap opera, crap romantic concepts which involve Cuban conspiracies and shopping cart theft, and they don't even have cool equipment like in CSI Miami. Actually...it's prolly not that detached from reality so...

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Coffee, Tea or Me? You of course, and you know it.

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What are they doing in Heaven today? Playing croquet or eating cold hot dogs or something, probbaly.

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What is the best way of avoiding boredom while stuck at an airport? Shoot spitballs at people! Try not to get arrested for accusations of terrorism though.

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Why is everyone suddenly interested in Vampires? Have zombies lost their cachet? Zombies are still awesome. They always will be. But as Vunessuh said, we got the Twilight craze goin' down right now, and that's mainstream, so of course everyone likes it. Oh and how disappointed people who were interested in vampires cuz of Twilight will be when they read different stories or watch different films about vampires...real vampires. However, that doesn't stop...

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Terminators VS Zombies who wins? Unfortunately, the zombies, no matter how bad they're being dispatched, wouldn't even acknowledge the Terminator's presence. It's no contest, it could wipe out legions of them. A zombie Terminator though, now that's different...

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What's the first step in safely having sex with my zombie? The safe and logical answer is; don't. But that's just damn boring, so... I'd say bondage gear such as handcuffs and leather masks with a vertical zipper would restrain the zombie quite well for your banging pleasure. Of course, if you're a woman and want to get off its member, that may not be possible, as it might have fallen off, and if it didn't, it would...

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Do you feel compassion for homeless or generally impoverished unfortunate people in our society? It does genuinely make me sad, not just that I feel sad for their situation, but also discouraged that homelessness and poverty still exist in such a wealthy and powerful society as our Western ones. However, it's also easy to spew this bs from my mouth while sitting in the comfort of my own home. :/

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When you hear Kosovo, do you immediately think about Chocobos? Afraid not. It usually makes me think of an impoverished place filled with suffering and injustice. Chocobos keep reminding me how badass and frustrating it was to fight the red ones in Tactics and how tedious it was to breed them in VII. I find no solstice in war, disease or cute cuddly oversized poultry.

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What would you like to hug? Huge pillows! Then I can stick my face in it and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Am i a lunatic. i am affected by the moon Seeing as the entire ocean is affected by the moon, I wouldn't worry about it.

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Who likes my silly questions, and who does not? Seems fine to me. Keep it up yo. :)

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Would you assume that someone with the username of killdrphil has mental issues? I'd say no, but since it's you, yeah. And that's why you're awesome. :)

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If you were to spell your username backwards, what would it spell? Wasniach. Sounds like a German industrial band. *Marches.*

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Has anyone else gotten sick of AB? Dealing with the immature teenagers, users at each other's throats, the scams, the trolls. AB just doesn't appeal to me anymore. Anyone else having this problem and noticing the changes? It kind of makes me sad. Not sick of it per se, but I do see what you mean, and for that reason, have stopped giving any real serious answers or putting much effort into them quite a while back. I'm sick and tired of being blasted for my opinion or flamed outta nowhere just cuz some fuck doesn't like me, as I'm sure you are sick of it just as much. People commenting on your answers and offering...

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Has anyone seen the video 3 guys and 1 hammer? and if so, could you watch the whole thing without wanting to puke?, cuz i couldnt Haven't heard of that. What's it about? Where can I find it at?

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Do all zombie movies have titles that end with the words “…of the Dead” or “…of the Living Dead”? Oh no, not by far. Zombie Flesh Eaters, (Also known as Zombi"), Quarantine, Zombie Planet, Wicked Little Things, The Vanguard (Sci fi zombie flick w00t), Zombie Strippers, there's a LOT. And it makes me happy. :)

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What are the chances that God the Father impregnated Mother Nature causing a big bang? Haha, big bang. this made me lulz.

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Have you ever played Final Fantasy?(i did) Which part?(i played VI-XII) Which part do you think is the best(mine is VII) and who's you favorite character?(mine is Auron) I played all of them, my favourite is VI, fave character is Celes.

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What's the furthest north you've been in North America? This place called Lake Pistacostine.

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What is the earliest book that you remember reading as a child? Do you still have it? Well, aside from children's books with plenty of pictures and big text, the first real novel I read was "The Lunchbox Thief" haha.

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Has anyone seen the new texas chainsaw massacre? how is it? Yeah, the last two films I think are very good. They really got the whole disturbing imagery thing down, I love the environments, especially the Hewitt farm house. man it's just so gross haha. The decor is like half the reason I like them. The remake may not compare to the original, but it's still some damn good work, and while its sequel suffers slightly, it's still nice and...

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Should the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise Continue? Sure, I totally love this series. Some of the sequels are damn horrible actually, but what horror franchise is complete without its set of ass so bad it's good sequels? In any event, I find at least three of these films to be works of art, moar plz.

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The horror film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is said to be based on a "true story?" What story is this? Was there a real "Leatherface?" The Ghoul of Plainfield, Edward Gein. While his story is quite true, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre totally blows the whole thing out of proportion, and barely, if at all, resembles the actual events. I'd say Psycho is a lot closer to keeping the influence than Thomas Hewitt has.

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From what movie can you quote the most lines? Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Halloween II and Trainspotting.

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I've returned to my original look and name (not all caps hehe). Could you describe the name and avatar you used on your very first day here on Answerbag? I had a picture of a cartoon girl who was sad, and it said sad underneath. I realize that was pretty damn emo, but I was tired of having the bag avatar and that was the ONLY picture I remember AB wanting to load. Kept that for a bit, and the username was Symbeline, which I may, or may not, eventually go back to.

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I like my name and Avatar, why are you trying to hurt me by telling me to change it? I said nothing. It's fine the way it is.

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Name a Queen? Chainsaw.

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How would it make you feel when your partner slept with a pacifier? Dude use my tits.

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What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard of someone doing naked? Fist fighting lol.

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What do you think is the greatest "Silent" movie? Nosferatu the Vampyre.

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True or False; you have cussed a pop up ad when surfing online? I cause them, because I enjoy porn. However, Firefox is a true friend. :)

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What did you lose that you never ever found? My childhood pillow. :( *Cries.*

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If you were to loose your wallet, right now, would it have the information necessary to be brought back to you? (considering that the person who finds it will return it) It does. It also has no money in it.

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A special treat for ME would be ________? Puffy cushions with horror movie logos on them.

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Do you think that you are close to your "last straw" and are going to leave AB because of all the "drama" or stupidity you find there? As long as there are zombies, I'm there dude.

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Help! My _____________ is burning!!! (fill in the blank, please) Cigarettes. O_o

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Who here on AB will admit to being a "procrastinator"? I don't even TRY to come up with an excuse for not doing what I should be.

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Your hands are covered in blood and a dead person is lying at your feet. What do you have to say for yourself? *Slightly tilts head sideways.*

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What activities do you enjoy doing alone? Read, draw, masturbate.

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Did man really go to the moon? Depends what country you ask.

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If a hypnotist wanted to hypnotize you, would you let it happen? Sure. I might find Dracula this way. Could be cool.

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Are you attracted to older people? Only if they're Gary Oldman. And Saruman.

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Do you believe in yourself and Have you got a positive attitude about life? I'm a pessimist, but in my mind, that means being a realist. It's all good yo. :)

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When was the last time you went to the Bank? Yesterday. It was closed.

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Do you know any info about Rivet-Heads? How to become one, where they came from, ect.? It's a branching of the Goth subculture, but less mopey and more hardcore. Industrial as a musical preference is a must, as well as German culture, where most Industrial comes from. Fashion is rather singular, from shaving your head to WWII soldier hairstyles, as well as aviator goggles, puffy pants and much leather. Rivetheads hate Hitler, and get this across by pissing people off...

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Are you a fan of Nine Inch Nails? I like em fine, but I do prefer much more EBM type Industrial.

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Is Nine Inch Nails good baby-making music? Oh hell yeah. :D

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Can you trust online companies that pay you to take online surveys? Is it legal? Is it considered as a job? You CAN make money, but it ain't no job, else I'd be doing that instead of giving people their beer at the bar.

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Are there any aduts out there who feel like talking? Just having a bad day. . . I can't help you, but I can listen. Talk away.

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What is the most uncommon pet you have ever had? A woodpecker. His wing was broken, I found him in my backyard when I was little. We tried everything we could to help it, but I don't think it helped, it died two days after. Otherwise, I had a turtle for about three years, called Tiamat.

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On a scale 1-10, how action-oriented are you as a person? -6. I'm a lazy bitch.

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Are their or have there ever been any songs that turn you on? (black velvet) Wolf Moon by Type O Negative always makes me all moist.

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If you saw someone shoplifting, would you confront the person, report it to someone in charge, or do/say nothing? Nuthin'. Ain't no security officer.

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Would you move to a town you had not ever been to before to be with the one you Love? Sure. Adventures are fun.

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If you were on a deserted island with nothing but a can of Spam would you eat it? I'd still eat it, even if there was other food available.

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When was the last time you ate spam? Yesterday. Will probbaly have more today. Good nightmare fuel.

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Do you like your spam fried or cold? Cold, with mustard, in a sandwich.

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Do you believe women should never be trusted? Sad.

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Ive beaten resident evil 4 for the ps2 5 times, i have everything in the game. its my fav game. now i was wondering if the gamecube re4 is worth getting, because ive heard its much better. Well, it looks better, but really you're not missing out on much at all if you've mastered the PS2 version already. Plus the PS2 version had some extras, so I wouldn't do it, but it's up to you.

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What is the most bloodiest, twisted and sick in the head computer game you have ever played? Probably Silent Hill. It's very subtle, but also quite definite-most of its plot pillars center around sexual abuse and torture. Good thing everyone over at the ESRB are a buncha morons, or that series never woulda saw the light of day in America.

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Will you give me points for this question just because I asked it? Please? No. Sorry. But yall got my question banned when I did that, asking points for a friend when I first joined...I'll never forget it, and hate all your asses forever. :)

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Fried rice & __________? Fried shrimp with cherry sauce.

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Do you realize that tomorrow is Firday the 13th? Are you superstitious? It's awesome. My boyfriend and I are planning on watching one or three Friday the Thirteenth films. :)

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Do you like garlic in food? Oh hail yezz. Quit making me hungry.

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What does tsk tsk mean? Mocking disaproval, that is, if you're an anime character.

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The answer is "grass". What is the question? What is Hank Hill's passion?

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Does anybody take Canada seriously? Well, living here, I probbaly should.

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Where is a great place for a young adult to retire with a family who enjoy dirtbikes deer hunting and low crime? Northern Canada. Bring your axe.

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I love Friday nights, who else does? I do too. All about watching horror movies, eating Tostitos with hot sauce and getting all fucked on 9% beer.

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How will you spend a major holiday if you end up being totally alone? This happened to me a few years back, on repeated occasions-I just played video games. :)

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Has lonely ever visited you? The Blujay of Happiness long absent from my life, I am visited by the Chicken of Depression. :D

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There will always be someone above and below you. Your thoughts? O_o O rly? Could be fun.

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What's the catchiest way to answer the phone? Waddup foo!

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Are you a barrel of fun and laughs? I'm a barrel of cranky frowns.

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Over here watching Television about people that are preparing themselves and family for 2012. "End of the world". They have built bunkers, hideouts to stay in when the date hits. Where will you be? I will probably be on AB. Making a killing in TrailMix Granola bars.

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Do the Smurfs live in a communist society? Haha pretty much.

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The Ramones, or the Sex Pistols? The Ramones, big time. :)

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Who is your favorite Punk band? I'd have to go for Rancid. Or perhaps GG Allin, but more for the stupid shit he always did rather than his songs.

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Would you let a dog fart on your nose? No. That's just plain ew.

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What do you bring to the table? Beer!

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The Dracula legend is believed to be based on what historical figure? Vlad the Impaler, but Elizabeth Bathory was a also a great source of influence for Bram Stoker, using her cruelty to fashion his character, which unfortunately has served to label the historical figure with much misinformation. Yeah he was cruel...but cruel for the sake of military efficiency, as opposed to perverted pleasures.

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Do you want to know what we think about your Avatar? Answer and see! Skulls are kewl.

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What shouldn't you do with paint? Do not inhale or consume.

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What are your parting words? I usually say "take care." Later, if one of us dies before said later may occur, I'll see you in Hell. *Smile.*

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Plain Cheese Pizza... or a Hot Dog with everything? Put the hot dogs on the pizza; I'll take it from there.

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How mant skeletons are in your closet? Plenty, including some fresher corpses. I hack em up to make room for more. Dead headless people look good in my wedding dresses.

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Does this site actually teach you anything? Or are you on here simply for fun? I learn a few things every now and then, but mostly I'm just here to fuck around.

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If you were a high level governmental official, what would you want your Secret Service codename to be? Nawtgawth.

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In anime, what does it mean when you hear cicadas in the background? There may be skilled ninjas around, unless it's a non skilled ninja who attempts to justify why the crickets stopped chirping earlier as he was stealthing by, and now nobody believes him, and ironically, the crickets are finally chirping as they would have kept doing had he been a skilled ninja. Is that a giant drop by your head?

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I just ate a 'Slim Jim' with an August '06 expiration date. It was pretty gross. How concerned should I be? ;-) Hard to tell, those are gross whether they're fresh or not. But seriously, probably not a whole lot. If it was green and had worms all over it, then maybe...but those things are usually dried and stocked with preservatives, they're basically immortal. If you ain't sick now, the worse that's gonna happen is next time you go for a poop session, it may just smell worse...

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Have you multiples of half-filled boxes of dead crackers from 1973 in your cupboard? ;-) Not from back then, but I do have this box of Bretons meal crackers that's been sittin' there for like three years and a half...not to mention other relics. My cupboard is like, a whole new world every time I stick my nose in there. I found old beer in there, five bucks, and a hammer. None of them mine. :/

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Have standards of journalism in magazines declined? With the Internet providing mostly free information and being a lot more accessible and at the hour than ten dollar magazines, I'd say yes. But I base this on the video game industry, might be different for other subjects.

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Whatever happened to AB user Jodie44? Banned until 2035, for making sock puppets and abusing the point system for herself and against others.

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You will never find true happiness. So what are you going to do, cry about it? I believe I'm happy enough. What brought that on? Stop crying already.

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Our beloved user "The Chief" (http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=391040)has his birthday today! Would you like to join me to congratulate him? He is one year wiser now! Happy birthdaaaay! *Hugs!* :)

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What is the worst TV talk show in history? All of them.

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Which ABer would you most likely like to get to know in real life, which, if you're so bold to add, would you not like to get to know in real life? That guy with the hair. He's hawtz.

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Why can't Hollywood compete with Japanese giant robots? Because anime actually comes with intelligent concepts which make mindless destruction awesome. And I hate anime.

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Is your love like bad medicine? Like antibiotics for children-tastes too damn good. :)

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What might you see if you were to look out of the closest window to you at this very moment? My neighbor's red van. ...the chick who rides it is hot, even if she's like, 15 years older than me. >_>

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Have you ever wanted to work for Playboy? If I could be a hawt zombie chick, then yeah, otherwise, am not fond of hard drug addictions, unless it gets me my own adult cartoon about two horny teens who can't do nuthin' rite.

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Atheists- the devil owns your soul now, how come that doesn't bother you? Ass.

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Google's always coming out with free stuff, if you could chose what the next thing would be what would you pick? Free zombie movies, and you know it, my friend. :)

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Would you consider being mummified or plasticized after death? Why or why not? Whoa, a mummy?! Dude sign me up.

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Should miniskirts and other indecent clothing items be banned on college campuses? No way. I get attention this way. >_>

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Any green tips? When it's yellow it's mellow, when it's brown, flush it down! And if it's puke, cash in your beer bottles for some hemp bags.

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"Suck _____________________________________!!" (fill in the blank please *giggles*) Dick. Wow I can't believe nobody said that yet.

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What is the dumbest AB rule/regulation? It's not that the rules are dumb, it's that everybody breaks them yet no cock block is utilized for respect.

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If you needed a financial advisor, who would you use? Bill Gates. Can't go wrong there. I just gotta counter every argument by "but that ain't got no keyburdz."

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Ever fall into a pool with your clothes on? I did it on purpose once. It was at a party. I miss my youth. My life sucks right now.

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Why are you so evasive? Because I'm totally Goth, it's the prison warden's job to present my emotions and motives, not me. I just have the hawts for Armand, what can I say?

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What are the 3 most important factors you base your self worth on? People can kiss my ass, I'm selfish, but I hurt no one. Good enough.

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If you were to go to a coffee house this evening, what song would you like the singer/guitarist to perform? Her Ghost in the Fog by Cradle. ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫ It's probbaly why I don't hang out in cafés.

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Does not being able to find that ONE question (or answer) to turn off the little orange lights annoy you sometimes? Mine turn off when I click on those little devils...what pisses me off is when they announce socializing BUT IT'S A GRAYTE BIG LAH.

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Do you believe in heaven and hell? Only in Final Fantasy VIII, and probbaly some random anime series.

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How would you feel or react if someone tried to convert your your beliefs or religion into their beliefs or religion? I wouldn't notice and probbaly just start talking about how awesome zombie movies are.

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Spiritually speaking-are atheists aware of what they are missing-Love of the Lord? I love friends and life. That's good enough for me, and if God's real, prolly what he put me on Earth for, instead of hating my fellow men because they don't agree with whatever bullshit makes me feel better about my pathetic existence.

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Can you believe what some people flag for pts?????? I mean even a question regarding the loss of a loved one. Perhaps you should put those pts where the sun don't shine! I agree. Damn vultures. Saying they want the place to look good, yet amass 40,000 points per week by not even looking what they're flagging at. It's all crap. They should just move to fourteenth century Europe already.

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______ & ______. What words can you use to fill in the blanks? Beavis and Butthead. Coffee and cigarettes. Boyfriend and horror movies. Beer and moar beerz. Lulz and LULZ. Pillows and blankets, soft and WEEEEEEEEEE!!

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Do you doubt Prophet Muhammed's claim to prophecy? Yes. And even if I didn't, I'd rather rot in Hell then follow some pedophile, thanks.

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I found this pill in my daughters room...it is red and whitish and it has the letters T, Y, L, E, N, O and L on it......what pill is this Wow... *Dials CafS.*

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What are the advantages of fast food? Good and convenient during a booze binge.

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Should a non-disabled actor play a role as a person with a disability? Not if it's Lolywood.

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What do you think of "faith healing?" Nothing wrong with keeping a positive attitude, or trying to, to combat illness. But saying God's doing it and then go back to shitty TV evangelist shows while your kid is dying from Polio should prolly be outlawed.

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Have you ever chopped firewood? I tried. It was a pretty sad experience. Not as bad as washing my hair in the fucking lake though, or taking a dump in the woods. Camping sucks.

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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why? I like zombies.

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What is your favorite TAKEAWAY MEAL. Subway.

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As the wife of the son of the Devil, what kind of life should I expect? I'm already popping out demon babies all the time. He'll be pissed if you don't clean up all the Doberman poop. Or people pieces they bring in, however it works these days. Man what happened to the good old days where freaking out about Lestat was where it was at?

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Why is it so comical to see British policeman run around? Why indeed.

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Please tell me why guys always tell us women that we are crazy? Hopefully one day the grow the hell up and realize what asswipes they were. (2009-11-11) Everyone's an asswipe. Now can't people just stop being asswipes and get the hell along?

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Women: How would you feel and what would you do if you see a woman walking out of your boyfriend's house early in the morning? Guess I'll think about that in prison.

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Stop! Wait for the __________ to cross the road. What is crossing? Animated skeletons.

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What will the Anti-Christ be like? Look in my profile, you'll find him.

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How many times a day does your phone ring on an election day? Never. They come straight to my damn door and force me to put on a bathrobe. Those fiends. Die die die!

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Would YOU dress like Elton John? I'd rather dress like Sailormars while I'm at it.

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Did you have fast food or home cooked meal tonight? Home heated is more like it.

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Could the Antichrist be the Pope? And if he is, what are we gonna do about it?

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Christ's Second coming-how does it affect you? About as much as 2012.

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Why do Jews reject their Messiah? Wouldn't you think they would learn by now after all the prophets they persecuted? That's a little hardcore dude. Well, can't say, even if I believed in any given Messiah, I still couldn't say, as people everywhere got different beliefs...what would you say about Zimbabweans believing in zombie gods?

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Does the holiness of the wine (or grape juice) served in communion increase with how stong it is? Nah. It's just symbolism for the blood of Christ, it's prolly the cheapest shit you can get on the market, too. You know, like nineteenth century vampire literature and Steampunk fashion.

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When you are irritable how do you calm yourself? Nicotine and my good friend Jack. Jack Daniels that is, lulz.

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If you cant duct it? Smash the shit out of it with a hammer.

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Christians. Are there any christians on here that are anti-Catholic? AB is fulla anti everything.

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The world would be a better place without ________________? Commercials.

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What is your philosophy of life? Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.

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Why cant a female dress up as boy george im a girl Oh Christ not this again. Who said you can't? You obviously like him enough to not care what people say, so stop asking and do as Nike says, just do it. The eighties man, rebel!

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