Answerbag: danieljackson's answers

Answer to My dog is 14 is that to old to have puppies?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:52:58 -0700

My dog is 14 is that to old to have puppies?

oops sorry,meant to comment

Answer to What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:57:17 -0700

What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

How did plane debris execute a right turn(around a corner), proceed down a hallway, then turn left(around another corner), then go halfway down the corridor, make another right turn, then punch a perfectly circular hole (8-10 feet in diameter)through the wall?

Answer to What is the difference between creationism, intelligent design, and evolution?

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:10:53 -0700

What is the difference between creationism, intelligent design, and evolution?

Creationists believe in a literal interpretation of the bible - that the earth was created in literally 7 days. Intelligent design uses factual evidence and logic to prove the existence of an intelligent designer - from a strictly scientific standpoint. It is important to note that this...

Answer to The I think the Easter Bunny touched me while I was sleeping, what should I do?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 23:50:21 -0700

The I think the Easter Bunny touched me while I was sleeping, what should I do?

wake up

Answer to Is suicide by slit wrists painful after the initial cut?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:57:44 -0700

Is suicide by slit wrists painful after the initial cut?

There is actually a support group for people who survived jumping off the San Francisco bridge and survived. Every single last one of them reports that they changed their mind at he last moment - while falling.

Answer to What do pinky and the brain plan on doing tonight?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:08:42 -0700

What do pinky and the brain plan on doing tonight?

Their twilight campaign is easy to explain

Answer to Why is it that aliens only seem to abduct trailer park people?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:02:36 -0700

Why is it that aliens only seem to abduct trailer park people?

No one will believe them

Answer to M Night Shyamalan: Genius or "Only One Good Movie and That Was Sixth Sense"?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:20:10 -0700

M Night Shyamalan: Genius or "Only One Good Movie and That Was Sixth Sense"?

I'm gonna paraphrase a comment from Samantha Carter: "Why would an alien race that can't take water travel all this way to a planet that's covered in it?"

Answer to Would you ever argue with the person who's handling your food?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:39:36 -0700

Would you ever argue with the person who's handling your food?

Only if they are preparing it in front me.

Answer to In what movies, t.v. shows, and animated shows does Abe Lincoln travel through time?(there seem to be a few)

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:11:38 -0700

In what movies, t.v. shows, and animated shows does Abe Lincoln travel through time?(there seem to be a few)

Also on Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

Answer to What is more dangerous or harmful; smoking weed or cutting? Honest question...

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:06:17 -0700

What is more dangerous or harmful; smoking weed or cutting? Honest question...

Cannabis does not kill brain cells nor does it make them go 'dormant'. Using cannabis can cause temporary impairments in short-term memory and what's called 'executive brain functions', the ability to learn new information or engage in complex manipulation of learned...

Answer to Under what circumstances would you run non-stop for twenty miles?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:30:58 -0700

Under what circumstances would you run non-stop for twenty miles?

Rosie O'Donnell striptease

Answer to What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:53:15 -0700

What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

I don't see how this was a boeing 757. They would have had to remove the wings, aim really well, and somehow make every piece of the resulting plane debris(along with the "indestructible" flight data recorders that are designed to survive plane crashes)disintegrate instantly and...

Answer to What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:38:19 -0700

What crashed into the pentagon on September 11, 2001?

where is it?

Answer to Have you ever put saline solution up you nose to clean out your sinuses?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:48:02 -0700

Have you ever put saline solution up you nose to clean out your sinuses?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_irrigation I've never tried this, but it sounds like it might be worth a try.

Answer to Who invented the Boob?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:01:39 -0700

Who invented the Boob?

In a post-apocalyptic world - one man travels back in time to save the future. In an effort to save humanity, he creates hope - in the form of boobs. No longer slaves to a boobless society, the citizens lay down their weapons and come together to form the historic orgy of the endowment...

Answer to I took my computer home from a school dorm. i have wireless at home. when i tried to connect to the internet using mozilla and it won't even pull up a window. it knows it's connected and it is functional. landline has the same effect. what's wrong?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:46:37 -0700

I took my computer home from a school dorm. i have wireless at home. when i tried to connect to the internet using mozilla and it won't even pull up a window. it knows it's connected and it is functional. landline has the same effect. what's wrong?

I had the same problem. This is what I did. Starting the Profile Manager Windows Vista Exit Firefox. To close Firefox, at the top of the Firefox window, select the File menu, and then select Exit. Open the Windows Start menu. In the Start Search box in the bottom left, type firefox.exe...

Answer to What is your past, present and future thought of the catholic church?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:34:34 -0700

What is your past, present and future thought of the catholic church?

The clergy used to be the government, and used it's power to do many various evil deeds in the name of a benevolent deity. Most of the stories of the bible(and almost every aspect of christianity)are directly derived from earlier sources, many that were intentionally destroyed. Many, many...

Answer to Can sound be used as a weapon?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:33:00 -0700

Can sound be used as a weapon?

Yes. also can be used to heal.

Answer to What's the difference between a woman and a pop tart?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:46:08 -0700

What's the difference between a woman and a pop tart?

The woman won't eventually disintegrate in your mouth.

Answer to If you had the choice of traveling anywhere on Earth of your choosing or visiting the Moon, which would you pick? Assume that either trip would be provided free of charge.

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:22:09 -0700

If you had the choice of traveling anywhere on Earth of your choosing or visiting the Moon, which would you pick? Assume that either trip would be provided free of charge.

the moon, if I could bring my ship. and unlimited resources to explore. the earth, if it included the vast under ground... in either case I would have to obtain the highest of security clearances.

Answer to In America, on a bridge, can you hold up an "Impeach Bush" sign?

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:06:29 -0700

In America, on a bridge, can you hold up an "Impeach Bush" sign?

On a bridge, in a car, in your boxers at the bar, while at the white house lawn at the freakin' break of dawn, with people interviewing you, with t.v. crews observing you, at the party at the beach, inside your dreams while you're asleep, in the bedroom on the film, all day...

Answer to Woman, would you forgive your spouse for cheating? What about if he cheated with a neighbor.

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:58:46 -0700

Woman, would you forgive your spouse for cheating? What about if he cheated with a neighbor.

I think that anyone who thinks their spouse won't and shouldn't have sex with others is seriously deluding themselves. It is simply in our nature, and should be embraced safely. Obviously, some situations are different than others, but the fact remains that half or more American...

Answer to Is there anyone else here simply can't stand Bob Sagget?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:49:10 -0700

Is there anyone else here simply can't stand Bob Sagget?

That show he did where he "shocked" people by cursing and whatnot was so totally retarded.

Answer to I've decided not to watch the Olympics due to the way China treats some of it's people! Does anyone else feel the same way?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:44:14 -0700

I've decided not to watch the Olympics due to the way China treats some of it's people! Does anyone else feel the same way?

I agree. The Olympics should not be held in a land of such human rights abuses.

Answer to Is David Tennant really going to leave Doctor Who? We hope he won't, don't we?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:30:04 -0700

Is David Tennant really going to leave Doctor Who? We hope he won't, don't we?

I don't think so. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_Episodes#Tenth_Doctor

Answer to Has anyone in America watched Doctor Who? What did you think of it?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:17:59 -0700

Has anyone in America watched Doctor Who? What did you think of it?

Doctor Who is the longest-running sci-fi show ever, and definitely one of the best. The spin-off series Torchwood is pretty good, too.

Answer to Is David Tennant really going to leave Doctor Who? We hope he won't, don't we?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:17:05 -0700

Is David Tennant really going to leave Doctor Who? We hope he won't, don't we?

I hope not. Also it'd be one less regeneration.

Answer to Name a blue food.

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:08:20 -0700

Name a blue food.

Blueberries. It's one of the few natural blue foods.

Answer to I miss root beer. What do you want that you can't get?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:01 -0700

I miss root beer. What do you want that you can't get?

peace

Answer to What is your favorite Frito Lay product?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:39:08 -0700

What is your favorite Frito Lay product?

doritos

Answer to Do you think teenage girls can actually be in love?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:39:09 -0700

Do you think teenage girls can actually be in love?

Most of what you hear as a teenager about sex and love is usually either a scare tactic from parents and school officials or somebody else's experience. My advice is don't let others influence your view of love. After all, is there actually a specific definition? Follow your heart....

Answer to Based on the complexity to the Harry Potter series to children, do you think it really should be considered for children?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:34:33 -0700

Based on the complexity to the Harry Potter series to children, do you think it really should be considered for children?

I agree with American Idle. Many people treat children with the preconception that they could not possibly be as intelligent as an adult. In fact, younger individuals probably have a fresher perspective in many cases.

Answer to If I come out with "I beg your pardon" -for nothing at all- what will you say?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:16:11 -0700

If I come out with "I beg your pardon" -for nothing at all- what will you say?

What do I get in exchange for my pardon?

Answer to Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:03:51 -0700

Answer to Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:02:39 -0700

Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

I asked this(on Answerbag) on march 19, 2008... Can anyone provide 1 example of a living species currently undergoing a complete change into another physical form? Surely this happened once in at least one species in the almost 150 years since Darwin's "The Origins of Species"....

Answer to Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:54:27 -0700

Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

Misquotes by Judge Jones: "Jones also made the statement in his decision that Behe said, 'Those papers were not good enough'. In fact, Behe did not say this. Those are the words Eric [Rothschild] tried to put in his mouth while Behe was on the witness stand. Behe actually said...

Answer to Can a single unmarried woman have a baby outside of marriage and still be accepted in the chuch?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:36:44 -0700

Can a single unmarried woman have a baby outside of marriage and still be accepted in the chuch?

If the church doesn't accept you, especially when they're supposed to understand that everybody "sins", it's their loss. Go somewhere where true moral values apply.

Answer to Is magic contrary to the rules of science?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:29:22 -0700

Is magic contrary to the rules of science?

Magick is currently undiscovered and/or esoteric science.

Answer to What are your thoughts on the most recent season of Lost so far?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:21:02 -0700

What are your thoughts on the most recent season of Lost so far?

The writers might have begun to smoke crack. Or maybe they got a little rusty during the strike. Why did jack, who is one of the only main characters who isn't a murderer, suddenly want to kill Locke over a woman he barely just met? Why didn't Desmond immediately tell the group that...

Answer to When did Joseph Smith find the gold plates?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:44:55 -0700

When did Joseph Smith find the gold plates?

dum dum dum dum dum...

Answer to Who here collected Pogs? Have you even thought about them up until now?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:33:49 -0700

Who here collected Pogs? Have you even thought about them up until now?

I used to. I haven't really thought about them until I saw a slammer at 7-11 a few weeks ago.

Answer to What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:13:13 -0700

What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?

When I was 13 or 14 I was fixing a desk. I was underneath it screwing in the back of the middle drawer when a girl that I happened to really like, not realizing I was there, slammed it shut. Right on my forehead. At first I was concerned about my glasses, which were mangled. Then I realized...

Answer to What's better, stargate sg1, lost, or battlestar balactica?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:32:34 -0700

What's better, stargate sg1, lost, or battlestar balactica?

I don't know why i still watch Lost. Stargate SG1 is definitely one of the top 5 of all time.

Answer to Can anyone provide 1 example of an animal form completely changing(Thereby proving Darwin's THEORY of evolution)? There are huge gaps like this in the fossil record. Surely this happened at least once amongst millions of animal species.

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:06:49 -0700

Can anyone provide 1 example of an animal form completely changing(Thereby proving Darwin's THEORY of evolution)? There are huge gaps like this in the fossil record. Surely this happened at least once amongst millions of animal species.

Sorry, i meant to say "living" animal form. I will ask again more specifically.

Answer to What are the ancient buildings Khufu, Khafra and Mankauru collectively known as?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:31:09 -0700

What are the ancient buildings Khufu, Khafra and Mankauru collectively known as?

At the time Col. Howard-Vyse began his quest to find chambers above the King’s Chamber, his digging concession from the Egyptian authorities, as well as his financial support, were both running out. It was necessary for him to make a major discovery as soon as possible in order to continue...

Answer to Since bio evo predicts change and stasis, increases and decreases in complexity, and doesn't recognize entropy, is bio evo more akin to the ambiguous predictions of an ancient Greek oracle or the indefinite claims of a bone tossing voodoo priestess?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:04:43 -0700

Answer to Can anyone explain irreversible complexity without the existence of a creator?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:38:29 -0700

Can anyone explain irreversible complexity without the existence of a creator?

You cannot

Answer to Should I, being the parent, been able to sit in on probation meetng with my 17 year old, who was arrested as an adult?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:16:36 -0700

Should I, being the parent, been able to sit in on probation meetng with my 17 year old, who was arrested as an adult?

No. His/her probation officer will most likely not go for that. Lawyers will be shunned as well. Also, it's more like reporting than a meeting. The responsibility is his/hers alone.

Answer to 9/11: What is the truth?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:07:15 -0700

9/11: What is the truth?

watch zeitgeist(2007)

Answer to If I appeared next to you right now, what would be your reaction?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:44:35 -0700

If I appeared next to you right now, what would be your reaction?

lets find out

Answer to What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Courtney Love"?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:39:39 -0700

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "Courtney Love"?

murderer

Answer to When I mention the word "Paris" what is the first thing to pop in your mind? I know, it's sad isn't it?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:36:52 -0700

When I mention the word "Paris" what is the first thing to pop in your mind? I know, it's sad isn't it?

Blowjob

Answer to Can you write a sentence with 26 consecutive words & each word starting with the corresponding letter in the alphabet. (1st word starts with 'A' 2nd 'B' 3rd 'C' & so on...)

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:26:06 -0700

Can you write a sentence with 26 consecutive words & each word starting with the corresponding letter in the alphabet. (1st word starts with 'A' 2nd 'B' 3rd 'C' & so on...)

Android boob-cunts drenched every fuckin guy here,their jolly knockers like mountaintop nipples overly pulsating quite repetitively since the underside vagina was x-rayed yesterday, Zoidberg.

Answer to Can you help me collect 105 positive thoughts right here?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:51:50 -0700

Can you help me collect 105 positive thoughts right here?

"The future is predetermined by the character of those who shape it"

Answer to What is the difference between right and wrong?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:47:56 -0700

What is the difference between right and wrong?

Is it not obvious? Life = good. Murder = bad. Consensual sex = right. Rape = wrong. Anyone saying there is no right or wrong or that it's a matter of opinion are totally in denial, attempting to justify their actions, or suppress their guilt. Something can be good to your perspective and...

Answer to Is it okay to date your second cousin?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:54:55 -0700

Is it okay to date your second cousin?

totally.

Answer to What would be the first thing you would do if you became invisible?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:51:39 -0700

What would be the first thing you would do if you became invisible?

Would my clothes become invisible, too, or do I have to be naked everywhere? Can you see what i'm eating and drinking right through me? Would you see what comes out of me? Could I make objects and other people invisible? What if you felt something on you, but you couldn't see...

Answer to Am I right in conducting ramdom drug tests on my boyfriend to ensure he is not taking cocaine?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:56:28 -0700

Am I right in conducting ramdom drug tests on my boyfriend to ensure he is not taking cocaine?

Are you his girlfriend, or his parole officer? "You can't force someone to change. They have to want it themselves."

Answer to You do drugs, you fail a drug test...is it THAT hard to understand? Am I being too cynical about this?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:49:12 -0700

You do drugs, you fail a drug test...is it THAT hard to understand? Am I being too cynical about this?

Yes, you are. Sound's like you're straight-edge, Which isn't bad. But you lack perspective. Just like all religions aren't totally right, the government and other organizations are equally fallible. It is true that using drugs can impair ones ability. Obviously....

Answer to Pot smokers are arrested in America at a rate of one every 45 Seconds, is this a waste of our criminal justice resources?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:04:56 -0700

Pot smokers are arrested in America at a rate of one every 45 Seconds, is this a waste of our criminal justice resources?

If you do not think so, you probably have never smoked weed and believe the hype about permanent short-term memory loss and terrorists connections to marijuana. The fact is: Marijuana has NEVER supported terrorism. Heroin has. Most marijuana in America is grown and smoked indoors in the U.S.A....

Answer to Medical marijuana? Yes or no?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:36:38 -0700

Medical marijuana? Yes or no?

Most prescription medicines have at least a half dozen harmful side effects. Many are potentially fatal if taken in the wrong doses. Many cause chemical dependency and hormonal imbalances. Add to that the amount of people who've been prescribed the wrong medicine and mishaps at the...

Answer to Should American farmers be allowed to grow hemp?(they're currently not allowed to do so)

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:15:10 -0700

Should American farmers be allowed to grow hemp?(they're currently not allowed to do so)

Hemp is an annual renewable resource that can provide every single product made from trees. The key word here is RENEWABLE. The Amazon Rainforest IS NOT. Some will say that we are "stewards" of the rainforest because some (small percentage)of the land is "reforested". But...

Answer to Did Cannabis originally come from India?

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:33:44 -0700

Did Cannabis originally come from India?

The bible explicitly states in genesis 1:29 that hemp was given to us by "god". Most of the bible and Christianity can be traced back directly to earlier sources including ancient Egypt and Sumeria. The Sumerians kept detailed and extensive records carved on clay tablets. What...