Answerbag: ryanwareham's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/296305 New Answerbag answers from ryanwareham Tue, 29 May 2012 16:52:08 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 16:52:08 -0700 Answer to Another 9-11 Anniversary (now called Patriot Day) is here. Were you -- or someone you know -- directly affected by the events of 9-11? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3986639 Another 9-11 Anniversary (now called Patriot Day) is here. Were you -- or someone you know -- directly affected by the events of 9-11?<br /><br />only as much as this led to another invasion of the middle east, which raised the price of the gas i put in my car. bring on the downrates, but know this: by allowing it to change how you live, the terrorists have acheived their goals, they won. don&#039;t let it change you. Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:00:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3986639 Answer to What would you put in place of the Twin Towers as a memorial to the 9/11 atrocity? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3986617 What would you put in place of the Twin Towers as a memorial to the 9/11 atrocity?<br /><br />rebuild the towers, forget the whole &quot;we need a massive memorial&quot; thing. put the names along the walls of the main enterance and leave it at that. open it back up for business. still done, but tastefully and not &quot;in your face&quot; Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:56:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3986617 Answer to What do white people call Marta in Georgia http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760348 What do white people call Marta in Georgia<br /><br />Marta. Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:32:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760348 Answer to What to get my BF for his birthday when he already has everything? Im out of ideas. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760145 What to get my BF for his birthday when he already has everything? Im out of ideas.<br /><br />http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog_name=Holiday2002&amp;category_name=Lingerie-Ultra+Sexy&amp;product_id=91875 i&#039;m sure they have it in his size, and if not, get it in yours and wear it for him ;-) Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:54:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760145 Answer to What should I write a song about? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760135 What should I write a song about?<br /><br />my last week at work - they stuck me on the crappy jobs here at the office and i still did them as professionally as i ever have Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:53:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3760135 Answer to Apart from making a complaint, would you be kind enough to tell me something you're never too old for? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752915 Apart from making a complaint, would you be kind enough to tell me something you're never too old for?<br /><br />dying :( Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:10:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752915 Answer to Is it immature to read comic books? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752887 Is it immature to read comic books?<br /><br />no, it&#039;s just a way to pass time. that&#039;s like asking if it&#039;s immature to watch movies or tv. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:07:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752887 Answer to I this an original question? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752866 I this an original question?<br /><br />yes, but it&#039;s not an original typo. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:05:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752866 Answer to What's something you havent had in a long time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752854 What's something you havent had in a long time?<br /><br />peace of mind sanity quiet from the voices in my head any way you slice it, it&#039;s been a while Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:04:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752854 Answer to Do you think that the Human Race will eventually Kill itself off - or even the earth? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752835 Do you think that the Human Race will eventually Kill itself off - or even the earth?<br /><br />it would - but nature is beating us to the punch with aids and cancer and whatever comes next. I&#039;ll call it imnotgonnalivelongitis Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:02:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752835 Answer to Does it make you mad when someone mispronounces your Name? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752823 Does it make you mad when someone mispronounces your Name?<br /><br />i correct them. It&#039;s &quot;wear um&quot; not &quot;wear ham&quot;. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:01:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752823 Answer to My 9 yr. old wants to know if you have ever had a pie thrown in your face. Or would you ever take a pie in the face? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752820 My 9 yr. old wants to know if you have ever had a pie thrown in your face. Or would you ever take a pie in the face?<br /><br />yes, lemon merangue. very tasty. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:00:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752820 Answer to What is nature's most advanced defense? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752811 What is nature's most advanced defense?<br /><br />tough call between cancer or aids. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:00:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752811 Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind for dinner tonight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752807 What is the first thing that comes to mind for dinner tonight?<br /><br />pub fare. my work team is taking me out on account of tomorrow being my last day. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:59:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752807 Answer to Have you ever been slapped by a women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752802 Have you ever been slapped by a women?<br /><br />yes. face sucks, but sometimes other places = ok. Sometimes! Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:59:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752802 Answer to Why do we ask the questions that we ask? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752789 Why do we ask the questions that we ask?<br /><br />to find out the answers - life is about the mystery and learning the answers. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:57:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752789 Answer to If you had the option of knowing the exact date and time you were going to die, would you want to know? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752776 If you had the option of knowing the exact date and time you were going to die, would you want to know?<br /><br />no, then nothing would be special anymore. life is about the mystery, the unknown. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:56:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752776 Answer to What is the best part of your job? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752768 What is the best part of your job?<br /><br />that tomorrow is my last day. really, that&#039;s the best part right now. my upcoming job, the best part = the pension. full gov&#039;t pension at 57 Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:55:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752768 Answer to What would you like to be famous for? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752762 What would you like to be famous for?<br /><br />curing cancer Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:55:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3752762 Answer to Why did Beavis and Butthead not even once make fun of a rap video? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742596 Why did Beavis and Butthead not even once make fun of a rap video?<br /><br />it was too cerebral for them Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:46:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742596 Answer to Where can i find images of the Minotaur from Sci Fi's Minotaur Movie? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742556 Where can i find images of the Minotaur from Sci Fi's Minotaur Movie?<br /><br />www.scifi.com/minotaur/ Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:41:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742556 Answer to Are we not totally free until we are dead? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742396 Are we not totally free until we are dead?<br /><br />that depends on what happens when we die we could be chained to relive our lives over and over, in which case, we&#039;re not even free then Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:21:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742396 Answer to When was the last time you exercised self-restraint? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742390 When was the last time you exercised self-restraint?<br /><br />today when i talked to a coworker and did NOT tell him what i truly feel Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:20:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742390 Answer to Are secrets good or bad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742389 Are secrets good or bad?<br /><br />that&#039;s for me to know and you to find out Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:20:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742389 Answer to Is it possible for someone with a negative outlook on things in general to change and become a happier person? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742379 Is it possible for someone with a negative outlook on things in general to change and become a happier person?<br /><br />for sure. the best way to start is by furiously finding all of my posts and uprating them until AB cuts you off!!! after that, you can find something in your life that makes you happy and spread out from there Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:19:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3742379 Answer to How long can you keep your arms raised above your head? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741988 How long can you keep your arms raised above your head?<br /><br />indefinately, until i lower them! if i&#039;m hanging upside down, it&#039;s even easier!! :0 Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:26:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741988 Answer to What's the first thing that comes to mind when I mention the first thing that comes to mind? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741981 What's the first thing that comes to mind when I mention the first thing that comes to mind?<br /><br />YAY! I can be ridiculous and people will just assume it was the first thing that came to my mind!! Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:25:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741981 Answer to If you could make one decision today that could change ur life, what would it be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741965 If you could make one decision today that could change ur life, what would it be?<br /><br />to color my hair purple. that would be life-changing for me... i know, i suck, i&#039;ve already made all my life-changing decisions this summer, i&#039;m starting a new job and my wife and i have met with a fertility specialist....and last summer we bought a house. i&#039;m in &quot;settling... Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:22:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741965 Answer to Do you blame yourself for your problems or everyone else? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741951 Do you blame yourself for your problems or everyone else?<br /><br />myself. if it&#039;s something i did, i take responsibility, i don&#039;t shuffle blame. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:20:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741951 Answer to What is the earliest method of transport (apart from 'Shanks's pony')? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741925 What is the earliest method of transport (apart from 'Shanks's pony')?<br /><br />swimming, we all stared as &quot;something in a puddle&quot; Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:16:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741925 Answer to If you stand at a ''Dead End'' and turn 180 degrees, what are you ''facing''? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741921 If you stand at a ''Dead End'' and turn 180 degrees, what are you ''facing''?<br /><br />open space Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:16:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741921 Answer to Excuse me, but does this look infected to you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741918 Excuse me, but does this look infected to you?<br /><br />definately, i&#039;d get that checked out - and make sure they name it after you since i don&#039;t know if it&#039;s ever been catalogued before Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:15:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741918 Answer to How spiritual are you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741914 How spiritual are you?<br /><br />what&#039;s a spirit? joking. i think that there&#039;s something more to life than being stuck in a meat shell, but i don&#039;t think anybody&#039;s truly nailed it yet (nor do i think it&#039;s possible to until you die and experience whatever comes next). Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:15:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741914 Answer to Do you prefer body piercings or tattoos? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741883 Do you prefer body piercings or tattoos?<br /><br />piercings - the holes can grow over (unless it&#039;s those god-awful stretchy lip/ear hoops). tattoos are permanant (except for laser surgery which leaves scars) Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:11:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741883 Answer to What has been your best comeback to someone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741877 What has been your best comeback to someone?<br /><br />after beating a friend after an 8 hour game of axis and allies i said &quot;oh yeah, last night your house your mom asked me to give you a hug, i think this looks like a good time to pass it along&quot;. he started to cry he laughed so hard at it, mostly because i&#039;ve never made a &#039;yo... Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:10:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741877 Answer to Does it annoy you when people are overly-cliché or overly-PC? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741845 Does it annoy you when people are overly-cliché or overly-PC?<br /><br />i am neither confirming nor denying that i may or may not have views regarding political correctness, or the lack thereof. ------ i hate that bullsh!* like you wouldn&#039;t believe. i am sometimes blunt, but at least you know where i stand. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:06:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741845 Answer to What springs to mind when I mention banjos? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741837 What springs to mind when I mention banjos?<br /><br />hillbillies dueling Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:05:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741837 Answer to What if you could get away with it? What would YOU do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741829 What if you could get away with it? What would YOU do?<br /><br />set myself up for life financially by using insider trading and then find a job that i LIKE to do, regardless of salary. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:04:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741829 Answer to Why are people jealous of YOU? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741772 Why are people jealous of YOU?<br /><br />because i&#039;m totally amazing and even if they&#039;re amazing, they&#039;re not &quot;totally&quot; amazing, they&#039;re only partially amazing Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:54:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741772 Answer to What good uses would I be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741764 What good uses would I be?<br /><br />meat shield (grenades, landmines, bullets, etc) seat saver at a theatre stand in for cuddling after sex Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:53:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741764 Answer to Are you in style? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741743 Are you in style?<br /><br />yes, everybody wants to be in me this fall! Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:49:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741743 Answer to Anyone else use the TV remote to scratch their back? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741739 Anyone else use the TV remote to scratch their back?<br /><br />i typically just use the couch or my arms Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:49:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741739 Answer to Is the term MILF offensive? Ladies, would you like to be called a MILF (if you have kids)? Guys, would you be pissed if someone called your gf/wife a MILF? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741734 Is the term MILF offensive? Ladies, would you like to be called a MILF (if you have kids)? Guys, would you be pissed if someone called your gf/wife a MILF?<br /><br />i can see both sides, though personally i don&#039;t like the term, it is rude. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:48:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741734 Answer to Which hurts more - stones or words? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741731 Which hurts more - stones or words?<br /><br />physically stones, unless the person is yelling into your ear with a megaphone. in the long run, words can cause emotional harm that can last a lifetime. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:48:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741731 Answer to Sooo do you think they really have bigfoots body?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402882,00.html http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741729 Sooo do you think they really have bigfoots body?http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402882,00.html<br /><br />no, i don&#039;t. bigfoot, if he existed, would likely not have been able to survive this long in north america without being discovered/flushed out a long time ago. Also, the original bigfoot video guys have come out and admitted that it was a scam. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:47:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3741729 Answer to What should you do if you are being chased by a zombie? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740970 What should you do if you are being chased by a zombie?<br /><br />break the fourth wall and ask someone to stop the movie. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:24:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740970 Answer to If you lose everything at this moment, what do you still have of value in your life? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740964 If you lose everything at this moment, what do you still have of value in your life?<br /><br />my wife, my sanity, my confidence, my charisma and my friends Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:22:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740964 Answer to Isn't the slogan "An Army of One" an oxymoron? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740925 Isn't the slogan "An Army of One" an oxymoron?<br /><br />no, they&#039;re all of the same mind, one person who calls the shots and sends orders down the chain. the grunts do what their bosses say to do, which is a single ultimate plan. they don&#039;t think on their own aside from &#039;under pressure&#039; changes to achieve the objective, thus still... Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:13:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740925 Answer to If you were freezing to death, and all you had was a box of matches, some kindling and an endless supply of smurfs, could you do it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740909 If you were freezing to death, and all you had was a box of matches, some kindling and an endless supply of smurfs, could you do it?<br /><br />for sure, since the endless smurfs mean that i&#039;d gone mentally insane. i think i could survive somehow Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:09:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740909 Answer to If you had to pick, would you chose execution by hanging or firing squad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740862 If you had to pick, would you chose execution by hanging or firing squad?<br /><br />firing squad, but only if they can guarantee that they will get it right on the first try. bleeding to death after being shot in the gut would be worse than hanging to death Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:58:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740862 Answer to Did some dude really kill bigfoot? Do they really hava a bigfoot body in a freezer, or is it another scam...? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740860 Did some dude really kill bigfoot? Do they really hava a bigfoot body in a freezer, or is it another scam...?<br /><br />it&#039;s a scam, i&#039;m alive and well. Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:57:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740860 Answer to What do you think is superior chocolate or potato chips? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740857 What do you think is superior chocolate or potato chips?<br /><br />chocolate, it&#039;s not deep fried before its given to you Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:57:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740857 Answer to What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740855 What time is it when a elephant sits on your fence?<br /><br />time to go into the ivory business...at lest temporarily Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:56:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3740855 Answer to Do you believe in aliens? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3734167 Do you believe in aliens?<br /><br />yes, i do. and yes, you do exist too - you are not just a figment of my imagination ;) Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:47:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3734167 Answer to What is the aftershave used in the film Anchorman? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733678 What is the aftershave used in the film Anchorman?<br /><br />&quot;It&#039;s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It&#039;s illegal in nine countries... Yep, it&#039;s made with bits of real panther, so you know it&#039;s good.&quot; Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:56:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733678 Answer to If a midget can have sex with a beautiful woman why can't you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733660 If a midget can have sex with a beautiful woman why can't you?<br /><br />because my penis isn&#039;t 1/2 of my total body weight? - because i can&#039;t afford it - because she&#039;s not beautiful on the inside Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:54:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733660 Answer to What is your all time favorite album or CD? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733649 What is your all time favorite album or CD?<br /><br />&quot;The definitive classical music collection - in mp3 format, on a blu-ray disc&quot;. i&#039;d put it together myself and mass produce it if i had to in order for it to qualify. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:53:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733649 Answer to WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THREE BROKEN GLASSES http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733621 WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THREE BROKEN GLASSES<br /><br />someone angry and carrying a baseball bat was there recently. it&#039;s a warning to get out of there now. ;) Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:49:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733621 Answer to A man died with a hole in his suit. There is no visible blood. How did he die? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733615 A man died with a hole in his suit. There is no visible blood. How did he die?<br /><br />exanguination (the blood was drained). - he died of a heart attack and the hole was for his head/arms/legs - Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:48:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733615 Answer to A doctor, lawyer, and engineer were n a house.a policemen walking by heard "Oh no, john, don't!" and then a gunshot.The policemen rushed n and saw the women and a gun laying on the floor.He turned to the lawyer and said"your under arrest." how did he know http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733599 A doctor, lawyer, and engineer were n a house.a policemen walking by heard "Oh no, john, don't!" and then a gunshot.The policemen rushed n and saw the women and a gun laying on the floor.He turned to the lawyer and said"your under arrest." how did he know<br /><br />the cop knew the lawyer and that his name was john Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:45:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733599 Answer to I have 23 b's/bees inside me, what am I? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733553 I have 23 b's/bees inside me, what am I?<br /><br />a hive Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:41:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733553 Answer to Has your family or friends ever put you "on the spot" in front of strangers? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733544 Has your family or friends ever put you "on the spot" in front of strangers?<br /><br />thats, unfortunately, what family does Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:40:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733544 Answer to If God is the supreme ruler of the universe then the energy that is constantly converting is being converted by him, right? So potential energy turns into kinetic energy that runs through your fingers which pulls the trigger and kills the man. Comments? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733530 If God is the supreme ruler of the universe then the energy that is constantly converting is being converted by him, right? So potential energy turns into kinetic energy that runs through your fingers which pulls the trigger and kills the man. Comments?<br /><br />too much thought on a topic in order to put the blame elsewhere. take responsibilities for your own actions Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:39:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733530 Answer to Can you name something that you do in the dark? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733477 Can you name something that you do in the dark?<br /><br />yes, but it&#039;s rated 18+, so i can&#039;t talk about it here Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:33:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733477 Answer to (Just made Professor! :-D) If you could be any professor, who would you be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733422 (Just made Professor! :-D) If you could be any professor, who would you be?<br /><br />Congratulations prof! I&#039;d be professor peabody and go back in time to see historical happenings as they happen Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:26:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733422 Answer to I I came knocking on your door & asked to use the phone...would you let me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733336 I I came knocking on your door & asked to use the phone...would you let me?<br /><br />yeah, i have a cordless. i&#039;d bring it to the door and dial the number for you Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:18:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733336 Answer to Oh no! i forgot my_______? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733322 Oh no! i forgot my_______?<br /><br />sanity *CACKLES WILDLY* WEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:17:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733322 Answer to When I say, "Uncle", what do you think of first? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733234 When I say, "Uncle", what do you think of first?<br /><br />that you submit Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:09:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733234 Answer to How do you take your mind off things? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733230 How do you take your mind off things?<br /><br />right now all my usual ways are failing due to an extremely idiotic, lazy, rude co-worker. i just can&#039;t stop thinking about how much i hate him and how i want to see him fired before friday since it&#039;s my last day at this job. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:08:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733230 Answer to What way do you hope you won't die? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733214 What way do you hope you won't die?<br /><br />consciously. it doesn&#039;t matter what way, as long as i don&#039;t know it&#039;s happening. fire would be bad, asphyxiation, drowning, being repeatedly stabbed......i don&#039;t think there&#039;s a real &quot;good&quot; way to die. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3733214 Answer to Can you describe yourself? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732252 Can you describe yourself?<br /><br />Stubborn. open minded. compassionate. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:47:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732252 Answer to If it hurts do you do it anyway? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732237 If it hurts do you do it anyway?<br /><br />Yes. Sometimes the pain is necessary to get through a hard time. Other times the pain is..... um... nice? it depends on what kind of &quot;hurt&quot; you&#039;re talking about ;) Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:44:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732237 Answer to Hello my girlfriend is always on time in her cycle 28 days, but this month was 7 days late can she still be pregnant? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732209 Hello my girlfriend is always on time in her cycle 28 days, but this month was 7 days late can she still be pregnant?<br /><br />yes she can - i&#039;d have a doctor check this to be sure, not just an over-the-counter test. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:38:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732209 Answer to Are you the best one? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732173 Are you the best one?<br /><br />no, but i&#039;m the best two. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:32:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732173 Answer to What are the Truest words you've ever been told? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732172 What are the Truest words you've ever been told?<br /><br />&quot;We are responsible for what we are, and whatever we wish ourselves to be, we have the power to make ourselves. If what we are now has been the result of our own past actions, it certainly follows that whatever we wish to be in future can be produced by our present actions; so we have to... Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:31:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732172 Answer to If you were your own country at the olympics what colors would your flag be? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732145 If you were your own country at the olympics what colors would your flag be? Why?<br /><br />Purple with a white trim around the top/bottom so that when i put the flag around me it looks like a regal cape. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:27:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732145 Answer to Whose the puppet on your string? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732093 Whose the puppet on your string?<br /><br />i&#039;m on the string - though as of friday the strings are cut for 2 weeks (changing jobs, then i get to dance on a new set of strings with a pension at the end of it). Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:16:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732093 Answer to I have two male guinea pigs and they get along great. My friend has a girl guinea pig and she really wants her to breed with one of my guinea pigs. Will it ruin the two guinea pigs brother relationship? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732086 I have two male guinea pigs and they get along great. My friend has a girl guinea pig and she really wants her to breed with one of my guinea pigs. Will it ruin the two guinea pigs brother relationship?<br /><br />not at all. in fact they&#039;ll high-five and go for beer afterwords. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:14:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732086 Answer to Do you snack more often when you are at home or at work? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732082 Do you snack more often when you are at home or at work?<br /><br />work - there&#039;s a corner store in my building Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:13:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3732082 Answer to I think I want to die. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731979 I think I want to die.<br /><br />no you don&#039;t, then you&#039;ll never get to meet me in person and bask in my sheer and utter greatness. i&#039;m like Jesus, but to the Nth power in terms of how great I am. - honestly though, you may think you want to but you shouldn&#039;t - but you have to look for the good around you... Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:51:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731979 Answer to Which way you going these days? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731930 Which way you going these days?<br /><br />&quot;out&quot;. i gave my 2 weeks notice, now i&#039;m just riding the wave out. then i get 2 weeks off before starting a new job Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:42:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731930 Answer to If you were a pair of tennis/running shoes, where would you be hiding right now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731925 If you were a pair of tennis/running shoes, where would you be hiding right now?<br /><br />in the trunk of the car Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:41:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731925 Answer to In the bible it says god made earth in 6 days the seventh he rested well what do you think was there before http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731879 In the bible it says god made earth in 6 days the seventh he rested well what do you think was there before<br /><br />paradise, since we can tell that right now earth is anything but, and if he made man during those first few days, we&#039;ve only been around for a few thousand years (small compared to the age of some fossils). So apparently our planet was called something else before (i&#039;m leaning towards... Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:34:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731879 Answer to What's your favourite sandwich recipe? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731832 What's your favourite sandwich recipe?<br /><br />me on bottom, you on top, your lingere in the middle? - in terms of food, i&#039;m a fan of hickory-smoked pork sandwiches on a kaiser roll. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:23:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731832 Answer to What comes to your mind when you hear: resort? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731802 What comes to your mind when you hear: resort?<br /><br />three things: Last. Vacation. Also, &quot;last vacation&quot;. :) Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:17:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731802 Answer to Where is the sunshine,did you steal it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731789 Where is the sunshine,did you steal it?<br /><br />no, it&#039;s hidden behind storm clouds. they&#039;re ransoming it. if we don&#039;t give them an easy conduit for their electrons, they don&#039;t give us sunlight. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:15:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731789 Answer to I'd like to hear from everyone. Name at least one way you, on a global scale, could help spread goodwill and happiness to others? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731630 I'd like to hear from everyone. Name at least one way you, on a global scale, could help spread goodwill and happiness to others?<br /><br />smile and wish people a good day while on public transit. it&#039;s small but it spreads. i&#039;ve been doing this every day for 3 years now and i&#039;m generally well-greeted by the regulars and chat with them about both world news and &#039;neighborhood items&#039;. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:44:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731630 Answer to Over the summer I've been writing some silly, jokey newspaper articles for a friend. Can you give me some ideas of stories or some headlines? I'm running out of ideas. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731624 Over the summer I've been writing some silly, jokey newspaper articles for a friend. Can you give me some ideas of stories or some headlines? I'm running out of ideas.<br /><br />Local man wins in lottery - says the $10 will buy him another week&#039;s worth of tickets. then go into detail about a lot of nonsensical personal information about him, lottery information on how the system works and how many millions of other people win $10 in each drawing making your inital... Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:41:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731624 Answer to Okay so i missed my pill one night and i remember at 1:12 and took it right away and i missed again a couple weeks later i remembered at 5 in the morning and took it what happens or what do it do? thanks! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731619 Okay so i missed my pill one night and i remember at 1:12 and took it right away and i missed again a couple weeks later i remembered at 5 in the morning and took it what happens or what do it do? thanks!<br /><br />best thing to do is talk to your pharmacist/doctor regarding your pill brand. from what i understand as long as it&#039;s not a regular thing to miss them, you can just take it immediately when you realize and continue as normal. Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:40:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3731619 Answer to Last week i turned off the light in my bedroom and managed to get into bed before the room was dark. If the bed was 10 feet from the light switch that controls the light, how did i do it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725469 Last week i turned off the light in my bedroom and managed to get into bed before the room was dark. If the bed was 10 feet from the light switch that controls the light, how did i do it?<br /><br />you turned off the lamp while you were in bed by reaching over and manually shutting off the lamp or you installed the clapper Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:40:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725469 Answer to What is your favorite kind of chocolate? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725450 What is your favorite kind of chocolate?<br /><br />dark! Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:38:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725450 Answer to First thing that comes to mind when I say "attributes"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725430 First thing that comes to mind when I say "attributes"?<br /><br />a womans breasts sorry, gutter-mind, i know Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:35:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725430 Answer to First thing that comes to mind when I say "Cocoa Beach"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725422 First thing that comes to mind when I say "Cocoa Beach"?<br /><br />chocolate water Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:35:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725422 Answer to If you had one question to ask someone, and get the truth without question, who and what would you ask? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725416 If you had one question to ask someone, and get the truth without question, who and what would you ask?<br /><br />ask the secretary of defense in the usa what they know about life that exists beyond our planet Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:34:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725416 Answer to What is that one choice in your life where everything changed forever? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725404 What is that one choice in your life where everything changed forever?<br /><br />taking a job 1/2 way across the country Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:32:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725404 Answer to If your personality could be tasted, what would it taste like? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725385 If your personality could be tasted, what would it taste like?<br /><br />lemon merangue pie Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:30:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725385 Answer to What is the room like that you are in now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725377 What is the room like that you are in now?<br /><br />stuffy room off to the side with a collection of 8 cubicles, in the middle of the floor, so not even a window to look out of :( Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:30:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725377 Answer to If your personality could be described by a noise, what noise would that be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725228 If your personality could be described by a noise, what noise would that be?<br /><br />WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:13:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725228 Answer to How important are you? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725062 How important are you? Why?<br /><br />Not very, i got stuck doing the crap job at work for my last 2 weeks here. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:51:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3725062 Answer to Would you rather go out to dinner and a movie or order a pizza and pop in a DVD? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3724981 Would you rather go out to dinner and a movie or order a pizza and pop in a DVD?<br /><br />formerly out, now that i finished my home theatre, stay in. Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:43:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3724981