Answerbag: jtolb65's answers

Answer to Received W.O.W. for Christmas. What should I know before playing as a total noob? Any tips or important advice? Hints secrets?

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:53:48 -0800

Received W.O.W. for Christmas. What should I know before playing as a total noob? Any tips or important advice? Hints secrets?

I got my copy for my birthday a couple months ago. If you've ever played an MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, for those uninitiated) then there won't be much new here. It holds your hand a good way into the game. I would suggest starting off in the Tutorial area though....

Answer to ok.. it is Christmas day.. what are you doing on line??

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:49:26 -0800

ok.. it is Christmas day.. what are you doing on line??

The presents have all been opened. The wife and kids are heading off to see the chipmunks movie and I'm going to settle down in front of the Blu-ray player with one of my new gifts!!

Answer to What do David Koresh, Timothy Mcveigh, and Jim Jones have in common?

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:50:02 -0800

What do David Koresh, Timothy Mcveigh, and Jim Jones have in common?

There were all card-carrying members of HONJ (The Hallowed Order of Nut Jobs.)

Answer to OMG - I am struggling with this new style, how long did it take you to get used it this new layout?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:26:53 -0800

OMG - I am struggling with this new style, how long did it take you to get used it this new layout?

I've really tried to keep an open mind about this, but I'm having a lot of trouble with the new layout. I used to like to pop into the site now and then, rattle off a few answers, check to see if I had any comments (which you could tell right on the home page) and move on about my day. The new...

Answer to +6 If you were in high school, what is a CLUB you would wish you could join?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:20:51 -0800

+6 If you were in high school, what is a CLUB you would wish you could join?

If I could go back to high school and join any club it would have to be Drama Club. All the hot girls were in the Drama Club!

Answer to Are people who make horrible mistakes able to come out good people or will others expectations of them drive them to be bad people?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:36:08 -0800

Are people who make horrible mistakes able to come out good people or will others expectations of them drive them to be bad people?

The horrible mistake itself does not create the bad person. How that person responds AFTER the horrible mistake will dictate whether people consider them good or bad. I've made more than my share of horrible mistakes, but I spent a good deal of time attempting to atone for them. Most...

Answer to You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:02:58 -0800

You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?

Initially I dropped and stayed, but eventually I started to roll and have started my own orchard.

Answer to What do you think of the name Chad?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:01:08 -0800

What do you think of the name Chad?

A little too '80's "Orange County" for me.

Answer to What is a good Christmas present?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:00:22 -0800

What is a good Christmas present?

The wife telling me that the kids are staying at her parents house tonight. Break out the Viagra and Vic's Vapor Rub!! We got us a BIG night planned!!

Answer to What comes to mind when I say: Facal hair?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:59:14 -0800

What comes to mind when I say: Facal hair?

Firstly I want to know where my "facal" is and why is there hair on it.

Answer to What is the worst storm you remember?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:58:04 -0800

What is the worst storm you remember?

Winter 1974 in Connecticut. An ice storm lasted two days and brought EVERYTHING down. Nobody could go anywhere because there was 4" of ice on everything. The power was out for two weeks. I was 9 years old and considered it the grandest adventure of my young life...my parents, not so much.

Answer to Do you plan your life around a tv show or the internet?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:49:12 -0800

Do you plan your life around a tv show or the internet?

What's this "life" thing I keep hearing about. I'll look it up on the internet and get back to you.

Answer to Have the poeple who say it's as hard as "Finding a needle in a haystack" never heard of a magnet and a match?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:36:35 -0800

Have the poeple who say it's as hard as "Finding a needle in a haystack" never heard of a magnet and a match?

I hate writing "LOL" since I think it's grossly overused, but this question actually made me laugh outloud, so points up to you my friend for starting my day off well.

Answer to What is a stupid way you've heard people die?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:09:28 -0800

What is a stupid way you've heard people die?

Anything that follows the phrase, "Hold my beer. I wanna try somethin'."

Answer to Do you regret the first person that you slept with?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:08:26 -0800

Do you regret the first person that you slept with?

Absolutely not! I was clumsy and it was really cold out, but I will never forget her or the neighbors picnic table on which we acheived nirvana. But to be honest there wasn't alot of sleeping involved.

Answer to How do you feel about celebrities posing nude for magazine

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:56:13 -0800

How do you feel about celebrities posing nude for magazine

Scarlett Johannsen - YAY!! Rosie O'Donnell - NAY!!

Answer to What's one movie you wish you never sat through?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:59:04 -0800

What's one movie you wish you never sat through?

The Story Of Us. That was the last time I sat through a movie she suggested just to get some later on.

Answer to If you just found out you had a 5 year old granddaughter, what would you do?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:56:51 -0800

If you just found out you had a 5 year old granddaughter, what would you do?

I would ground my 7 year old.

Answer to Did your parents always know when you were lying to them?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:36:12 -0800

Did your parents always know when you were lying to them?

Absolutely. As an only child (and not even a pet in the house to blame) if a lamp got broken, they know who did it. That's why I still can't lie convincingly to this day. All that being said, please don't anger me because I have super powers. See?? Still doesn't work.

Answer to I live with my bf of 5 years. I asked him if I was the one for him and he said he's "not 100% sure but doesn't know who he'd marry if he didn't marry me". Would you say it's time to move on right now? I'm not sure I want to marry him anymore. I'm 26.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:24:16 -0800

I live with my bf of 5 years. I asked him if I was the one for him and he said he's "not 100% sure but doesn't know who he'd marry if he didn't marry me". Would you say it's time to move on right now? I'm not sure I want to marry him anymore. I'm 26.

Us men have a saying: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Please understand, I'm not comparing you to farm animals but it sounds to me as if he's waiting around until that really good one comes along. He looks at you like a live-in booty call. Deep breath, pack up...

Answer to Do you believe colors can effect your life?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:20:21 -0800

Do you believe colors can effect your life?

Absolutely. When I see red in my bank account it definitely affects my life.

Answer to What would be the reason behind a three year old still forming her sentences in third person format? Serious answers only please.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:31:16 -0800

What would be the reason behind a three year old still forming her sentences in third person format? Serious answers only please.

Every book I've ever read about child development (and believe me, my wife bought them ALL) says that all children develop different language skills and traits at varying times. They adopt certain language patterns based on their environment so I wouldn't worry too much. Both my...

Answer to MEN: Seriously now. . . . . .you're walking down a street and a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN catches your eye. You fantasize KISSING HER when "lo and behold" she stops right in front of you, puts her arms around you, and begins kissing you madly! What WOULD you do?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:23:37 -0800

MEN: Seriously now. . . . . .you're walking down a street and a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN catches your eye. You fantasize KISSING HER when "lo and behold" she stops right in front of you, puts her arms around you, and begins kissing you madly! What WOULD you do?

Kiss her back and then tell my wife standing there that we should move to this town because the people are SO friendly. And then attempt to walk normally with a raging case of "Tripod Pants."

Answer to What animal best describes your employer?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:15:35 -0800

What animal best describes your employer?

I am currently unemployed so I would have to say the extinct Dodo.

Answer to Who had or has the best mustache in world sport?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:43:12 -0800

Who had or has the best mustache in world sport?

Mark Spitz!

Answer to True or False? You are tired of hearing (and talking) about the year 2012.

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:43:35 -0800

True or False? You are tired of hearing (and talking) about the year 2012.

True. But it doesn't matter because there have been prophecies like this going on since I was a kid. Every time one comes and goes there's an "Oh well" period and then we're on to the NEXT big apocalypse date. The next one will be based on an ancient Samoan text...

Answer to Has anyone ever asked you "who do you think you are?" How did you answer that question?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:11:06 -0800

Has anyone ever asked you "who do you think you are?" How did you answer that question?

Yes I have and my answer was, "I'm your boss and you're still fired."

Answer to Don't yer just hate those worn out Christmas Songs playing in the Supermarket?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:08:38 -0800

Don't yer just hate those worn out Christmas Songs playing in the Supermarket?

I wouldn't mind it so much if someone would write some new ones. I was in retail for 16 years so I got tired of Christmas songs in 1984. I got tired of Christmas itself shortly thereafter. The only thing that makes it fun for me now is that both of my kids are in that "sweet...

Answer to Over the river and through the woods to.... Where would this take you?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:31:40 -0800

Over the river and through the woods to.... Where would this take you?

Well, let's see here. The closest river is the San Gabriel River. The only forest on the other side of that is a copse of trees. Once you get through those you come to the Vulcan Materials Company Mine. As much as I'd like to take some Thanksgiving dinner to those guys, I'm...

Answer to IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:25:05 -0800

IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you?

No. First of all I'm in love with a woman that is disease-free. Who knows what kind of crotch-funk I'd pick up in an affair. Secondly, I can barely afford the woman I have. I'm supposed to add another?? Lastly, I can belch, fart and scratch at will without so much as a...

Answer to What were you brought up to believe happens to a person when they die: if good they go right to heaven and if bad they go to hell, they go to a place (e.g. limbo, purgatory) to await Judgment Day, that they are dead and aware of nothing, or something els

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:26:47 -0800

What were you brought up to believe happens to a person when they die: if good they go right to heaven and if bad they go to hell, they go to a place (e.g. limbo, purgatory) to await Judgment Day, that they are dead and aware of nothing, or something els

My parents taught me that many people believe many different things. Some believe in a heaven and hell, some believe that there is nothing after we die. Given this broad base on which to build my own assumptions gave me a more open mind to a vast array of possibilities. I don't...

Answer to Have you ever played the Bagpipes?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:21:09 -0800

Have you ever played the Bagpipes?

I tried once. I'm of Scottish descent and my uncle had some. I never gave those guys enough credit. They are REALLY hard to play.

Answer to How would u respond if ur co-worker gave you (and only you) a CD of songs he produced at his other job? Why do that anyway?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:19:27 -0800

How would u respond if ur co-worker gave you (and only you) a CD of songs he produced at his other job? Why do that anyway?

I had a co-worker give me a CD that he wrote, produced, directed and performed. It was him, a guitar and a Valium. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... I thanked him and told him it was great. It wasn't. It made Norah Jones sound like an acid vomit rocker.

Answer to If you were the Virgin Mary, would you have said NO?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:14:51 -0800

If you were the Virgin Mary, would you have said NO?

Getting a high hard one from an omnipotent being? Sounds like she'd be walking funny for days with a sh*t-eating grin on her face. Can you imagine poor Joseph getting sloppy seconds from the Lord? Talk about performance anxiety!

Answer to There are 3 rooms: ONE: has a bunch of people dancing and drinking; TWO: has a bunch of people discussing LIFE and "deep thoughts" about it; THREE: has a bunch of people playing "board" games! You're invited to enter the one of YOUR choice! Choose?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:12:26 -0800

There are 3 rooms: ONE: has a bunch of people dancing and drinking; TWO: has a bunch of people discussing LIFE and "deep thoughts" about it; THREE: has a bunch of people playing "board" games! You're invited to enter the one of YOUR choice! Choose?

Board games!! I'll take "Ancient Cultures" for $200, Alex.

Answer to Do you pray to your "Higher Power" before you go to bed every night?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:59:45 -0800

Do you pray to your "Higher Power" before you go to bed every night?

No. I have an ongoing dialogue with my HP so it's not reserved for just night time. If something cool happens, I say "Thanks." If something messed up happens I ask, "WTF??"

Answer to Hey, libreals, you have anouther hero to worship, his name is Scott Fenstermaker, how much will libreals worship this fool?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:39:27 -0800

Hey, libreals, you have anouther hero to worship, his name is Scott Fenstermaker, how much will libreals worship this fool?

I'm not much for worshiping people except for my kids. I'd never heard of him until I looked him up to answer your question. For me, being a social liberal has limits. Defending terrorists goes beyond that limit. Kill 'em all.

Answer to Do you know how to suppress a sneeze?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:34:42 -0800

Do you know how to suppress a sneeze?

I tried once. I still can't find my left eye. I think it rolled under the credenza.

Answer to Is Wikipedia an NSA or CIA 'plant' to help control the population through misinformation? ;-)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:31:04 -0800

Is Wikipedia an NSA or CIA 'plant' to help control the population through misinformation? ;-)

I looked up your question on Wikipedia and it says no. I hear and obey. Wait...what was I talking about. I hate it when I lose time like that!

Answer to Can a bump behind my ear be cancer?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:29:16 -0800

Can a bump behind my ear be cancer?

A bump behind the ear can be pretty much anything. Have a doctor look at it.

Answer to Where can I watch New Moon online high quality?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:14:31 -0800

Where can I watch New Moon online high quality?

Bad pirate! No cookie.

Answer to Where are you right now, the place and state?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:18:19 -0800

Where are you right now, the place and state?

At home in Southern California, 22 miles northeast of Los Angeles near the intersection of the 605 and 210 freeways and about two blocks from Route 66.

Answer to Does prison actually "rehabilitate" anyone?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:09:29 -0800

Does prison actually "rehabilitate" anyone?

The standard U.S. prison isn't designed to rehabilitate. It's designed to separate convicted criminals from the rest of society for a given amount of time. Recidivism rate in the States stands at about 70%. A few programs here and there have been instituted to teach convicts...

Answer to Do you prefer the person your with/married to have short or long?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:02:46 -0800

Do you prefer the person your with/married to have short or long?

Short hair, long legs. Short skirts, long fingernails. Short memory, long tongue. I think we'll leave it there for now. I don't like where this is heading.

Answer to Did your parents know when you lost your virginity?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:00:21 -0800

Did your parents know when you lost your virginity?

My mom never found out before she died, but I told my dad a few years ago. When I told him I was 14, he gave me a high five for some reason.

Answer to Why is it you cant sleep?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:09:05 -0800

Why is it you cant sleep?

I've been out of work since April. I'm a little concerned about what the future holds. That keeps me up at night. ...also World of Warcraft.

Answer to What are you doing for Veteran's Day 2009?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 07:47:10 -0800

What are you doing for Veteran's Day 2009?

Continue looking for a job. It's tough being a Web Producer and Online Project Manager in a city with 12% unemployment.

Answer to Are fears of rising sea levels from global warming overstated?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:45:26 -0800

Are fears of rising sea levels from global warming overstated?

I honestly don't know who to believe anymore. When I was a kid, they were worried about the next ice age. Could things have changed that drastically in 30 years?

Answer to Boyfriend got mad cuse i put his lighter in the wrong spot he yelled at me left came back shoved my head which hit my infant sons head who i was holding later he pulled my hair twisted my arm then tells me its my fault. can he be saved or should i run?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:43:46 -0800

Boyfriend got mad cuse i put his lighter in the wrong spot he yelled at me left came back shoved my head which hit my infant sons head who i was holding later he pulled my hair twisted my arm then tells me its my fault. can he be saved or should i run?

You need to leave. If you won't do it for yourself, think of your son. Do you want your boy to grow up being beaten by this man? I don't care if he's the father or not. You need to go for the safety of yourself and your son. Be strong and get out while you're still in...

Answer to To all men in their 20's that masturbate: are you aware that you're putting yourself at risk for prostate cancer?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:48:51 -0800

To all men in their 20's that masturbate: are you aware that you're putting yourself at risk for prostate cancer?

I got a specially designed white cane to fit into my hairy palms and now you're telling me I'm going to get cancer too?? Sh*t.

Answer to I found out my seven year old son has watched porn. "Girls Gone Wild." I have always had the family computer set up with parental controls, however, he sneaked onto my laptop. What damage could have been done to his development?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:44:32 -0800

I found out my seven year old son has watched porn. "Girls Gone Wild." I have always had the family computer set up with parental controls, however, he sneaked onto my laptop. What damage could have been done to his development?

Just don't lose your mind over it and don't make a big deal out of it. I would suggest you gauge his reaction to what he saw and if he has questions answer them as best you can with respect to his age. This hits a little close to home for me since just yesterday my 7 year old...

Answer to Why are some people ugly?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:59:34 -0800

Why are some people ugly?

Yeah. We should kill all the ugly people so only pretty people are allowed to live. I'll go ahead and lead the charge to create a list of ugly people. Let's see...I don't like fat people, so they have GOT to go. I don't like people with blond hair, they're next....

Answer to How do you know if you're pregnant with a demon baby?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:49:18 -0800

How do you know if you're pregnant with a demon baby?

Those horns and pointed tail start to develop around week 20 or so. And they HURT!!

Answer to Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:41:56 -0800

Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

I can't imagine that this is a serious question. Either it was asked by someone who is not a parent, or it was asked by a parent who shouldn't BE a parent. I'm hoping this question is a joke.

Answer to To all the parents, do you try to keep your child/children away from horror movies? Why or why not?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:52:30 -0800

To all the parents, do you try to keep your child/children away from horror movies? Why or why not?

I don't have to. My daughters want NOTHING to do with scary movies.

Answer to Have you ever regretted letting someone go ahead of you in line?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:51:12 -0800

Have you ever regretted letting someone go ahead of you in line?

Oh, you mean the nice old lady that I let go ahead of me who waited until ALL her items were rung up before she started to dig around in her purse to find her wallet. And then proceed to inform the checkout lady that she only had out-of-state checks...and she didn't have any valid ID? ...

Answer to I have been accepted to go onto Britains got tallent 2010 and I will be singing, I do not want to go as I am scared that my friends at school will tease me, should I go on or not? (2009-11-02)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:21:54 -0800

I have been accepted to go onto Britains got tallent 2010 and I will be singing, I do not want to go as I am scared that my friends at school will tease me, should I go on or not? (2009-11-02)

I had a choice to make much like this one about 20 years ago. I decided on the safe path and even though my life is now wonderful I constantly wonder...what if? If you even remotely think that you want a career as a singer, I say do it. What if you make it into the finals? Or, God forbid,...

Answer to Name 3 books you have read and really enjoyed. I am looking for something new to read!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:00:33 -0800

Name 3 books you have read and really enjoyed. I am looking for something new to read!

Two of them are older books: Strangers by Dean Koontz Swan Saong by Robert McCammon but the newest one that I'm just finishing is The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown. THAT is really good!

Answer to Since setting the clocks back - how long did that take you? how many did you have to reset?

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 08:58:12 -0800

Since setting the clocks back - how long did that take you? how many did you have to reset?

We've got a couple that change themselves but the others: microwave, wall clocks and bedside took about 5 minutes. I like leaving one or two unchanged just to screw with my wife when she wakes up. Oh, the hilarity.

Answer to (Serious question) Is today Valentine's Day?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:49:59 -0700

(Serious question) Is today Valentine's Day?

Since I am coming to the party a little late, the answer is no. It is October 27th. This is however Independence Day for a couple of countries: Turkmenistan – Independence Day (from USSR, 1991) Saint Vincent and the Grenadines – Independence Day (from Britain, 1979) Now...

Answer to Why is there enough religion in the world to incite war but not enough religion to install tolerance?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:55:08 -0700

Why is there enough religion in the world to incite war but not enough religion to install tolerance?

The question of the millennium. +5

Answer to Have you put your lawn mower up for the winter yet?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:54:10 -0700

Have you put your lawn mower up for the winter yet?

Nope. Here in SoCal, there is no such thing as this "winter" I keep hearing about.

Answer to Rocket ___________________?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:18:32 -0700

Rocket ___________________?

...Jet Pack. Which we were supposed to have by now according to the scientists when I was a kid. I want my Rocket Jet Pack!

Answer to What is the most important word

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:17:29 -0700

What is the most important word

Hello.

Answer to If you used your printer to make a book cover to read "Atheist's Bible" and you went to read in a public place.. do you think you might draw some attention?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:54:46 -0700

If you used your printer to make a book cover to read "Atheist's Bible" and you went to read in a public place.. do you think you might draw some attention?

Not sure why you got DR'd for this question, but here's a +5 troll inoculation. Oh, to answer your question: this is Southern California...as long as you're not burning puppies out of season, you're not going to get so much as a raised eyebrow.

Answer to I have to go out of town for a funeral. There are two ways I can arrange my schedule. Option one has a hight probabilty of sleeping with two different women. Option two is spending the night at my mothers house. Which should I do?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:51:13 -0700

I have to go out of town for a funeral. There are two ways I can arrange my schedule. Option one has a hight probabilty of sleeping with two different women. Option two is spending the night at my mothers house. Which should I do?

"Let's see, should I have Filet Mignon, or stale crackers for dinner...hmmmm."

Answer to I am trying to split up with my partner. He's in denial & a financial mess. I agreed to stay till January while he sorts it out, but he's not doing anything. Can I morally leave now (even tho' he'll lose the house), or should I stick it out?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:49:59 -0700

I am trying to split up with my partner. He's in denial & a financial mess. I agreed to stay till January while he sorts it out, but he's not doing anything. Can I morally leave now (even tho' he'll lose the house), or should I stick it out?

Removing all emotion from the equation is easy for me since I don't know you. Reading in your question that you agreed to stay until January is fairly straightforward and I feel that even though you see no effort on his part, you should live up to your end of the bargain and stay until...

Answer to Can you sum up the bible in two words?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:16:50 -0700

Can you sum up the bible in two words?

Excellent allegories.

Answer to Are you more Observer than Participant?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:16:25 -0700

Are you more Observer than Participant?

Negative. I jump in...sometimes to my detriment.

Answer to What comes to your mind when I say Sears?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:15:44 -0700

What comes to your mind when I say Sears?

My first job at the Sears Catalog in Manchester CT, in 1983. Good times...good times.

Answer to True or False: When you joined Ab, You asked a question first and then started answering.

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:14:40 -0700

True or False: When you joined Ab, You asked a question first and then started answering.

False. I started answering unanswered questions about "I found this pill..." After doing that for several months I started asking my own questions.

Answer to "One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey. What's your teamwork story to prove the Abbey Rule?

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:12:44 -0700

"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey. What's your teamwork story to prove the Abbey Rule?

War.

Answer to What's one supposedly scary movie, that YOU didn't think, was?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:29:34 -0700

What's one supposedly scary movie, that YOU didn't think, was?

The Happening. What a waste of celluloid. M. Night blew his wad on The Sixth Sense and hasn't made anything worth watching since.

Answer to Do you believe in miracles? Or have you had one happen to you?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:53:56 -0700

Do you believe in miracles? Or have you had one happen to you?

Yes to both. Miracles to me aren't what most people consider miracles. The standard miracle for me are small occurrences during the day that make my life better or happier. There are also the big ones and I've experienced one or two of those in my life as well. One odd one I...

Answer to What is something that can be "served"?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:49:13 -0700

What is something that can be "served"?

Revenge...cold.

Answer to Is there someone on A/B that really irritates you!

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:25:03 -0700

Is there someone on A/B that really irritates you!

Not a specific person, but types of questions and responses bug me sometimes: I'm not a fan of the "text speak" on a site like this. If you're texting, fine but not here. (R U A h8r?) People who tell me I'm wrong when I give my OPINION on a subject. People who...

Answer to Why didn't Bush get The Nobel Prize?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:12:26 -0700

Why didn't Bush get The Nobel Prize?

After what I saw him do to that brush on his ranch during one of his 6,358 vacations during his presidency, I don't think so.

Answer to Is it COLD enough for you today?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:10:36 -0700

Is it COLD enough for you today?

After a few weeks of 110+ F temps, I'm really enjoying this cool down period. It's 9:09 am here in sunny Southern California, October 10, 2009 and the current temperature is 62.2 F.

Answer to What's one thing your Momma always told YOU?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:07:42 -0700

What's one thing your Momma always told YOU?

It's going to be alright.

Answer to What was the name of the show that has a lady named Marni, and there was also a muppet named Norbert....

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:04:21 -0700

What was the name of the show that has a lady named Marni, and there was also a muppet named Norbert....

It was called "Boomerang" and the lady you're referring to was Marni Nixon.

Answer to What to you is more precious than gold?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:48:13 -0700

What to you is more precious than gold?

My daughter's laugh.

Answer to I just bought cereal and bleach :P What weird combination of items have you purchased at a store?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:40:36 -0700

I just bought cereal and bleach :P What weird combination of items have you purchased at a store?

When my wife was pregnant with our first daughter she woke me up at 2am and told me to go to the store and buy her some marinara sauce, almonds and a flan. I didn't ask questions...and frankly I still don't want to know. But I did get a rather odd look from the checkout girl, even...

Answer to Wait... What did you call me?!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:37:39 -0700

Wait... What did you call me?!

I said, "What an ice hole!" I mean we're ice fishing and you cut the perfect hole in the ice so I was complimenting you.

Answer to I am a gay black male and i am going to kill myself just a matter of when but my question is how dose one say good bye with out leaving clues?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:32:23 -0700

I am a gay black male and i am going to kill myself just a matter of when but my question is how dose one say good bye with out leaving clues?

Without leaving clues to what? Are you saying that you want to meet your friends and family face-to-face to say good-bye without letting them know WHY you're saying good-bye? I don't know your situation but as a person that attempted suicide in 1992 let me give you a short list of...

Answer to Have you had your annual influenza jab yet?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:14:22 -0700

Have you had your annual influenza jab yet?

Nah. I think I'll pass. I did take my girls down for theirs though.

Answer to What creeps you out?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:12:50 -0700

What creeps you out?

The word "smegma".

Answer to True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:21:35 -0700

True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

True. You have to remember he's holding five Chuck Norris dollars. The exchange rate on those is through the roof!

Answer to Does anyone feel sorry for people that complain because they have to financially take care of a child they helped create?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:18:54 -0700

Does anyone feel sorry for people that complain because they have to financially take care of a child they helped create?

Absolutely! I feel it right now. No, wait. Sorry, my mistake. It was just a little heartburn. Nope. Not a bit.

Answer to I got my gf pregnant and i left her what should i do

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:16:18 -0700

I got my gf pregnant and i left her what should i do

It depends on how old you are. If you're old enough to have a job, then it's your responsibility to assist financially with the raising of the child. Regardless of your age, you should reach out to the mother and offer your emotional support since she's definitely more scared...

Answer to If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:12:17 -0700

If you don't mind me asking, how did you get that scar on your leg?

Playing "Ring-and-Run" at night. We rang somebody's doorbell and went to hid in his bushes, but there was a sprinkler head sticking up about a foot out of the ground that I cracked my leg on and opened up a nice little gash. Ten stitches and a cure for childhood pranks all in...

Answer to There is a red liquid on you......,Oh my God!!!!!!...........What have you done..?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:58:27 -0700

There is a red liquid on you......,Oh my God!!!!!!...........What have you done..?

That Kool-Aid sumbitch busted through one too many walls. I just painted that wall!! I cracked his pitcher with my Louisville Slugger and I'd do it again.

Answer to If I threw a brick through your window, what would you do?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:27:26 -0700

If I threw a brick through your window, what would you do?

Since they're brand new windows, I would come outside and give you your brick back...sideways.

Answer to Whats the best way to attack creationists?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:37:32 -0700

Whats the best way to attack creationists?

Just give it a couple of eons...we'll evolve beyond them.

Answer to Whats something you shouldn't put in a microwave?

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:09:03 -0700

Whats something you shouldn't put in a microwave?

A golf ball. Wow, who knew it could go in so many different directions at once.

Answer to Can you even prove you exsist? are you sure your not a dream of someone else :)?

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:07:21 -0700

Can you even prove you exsist? are you sure your not a dream of someone else :)?

That would be fine with me. I'm obviously one of those dreams that has the person giggling in their sleep.

Answer to While out in public, what numbers do you rarely see on a sports jersey that someone is wearing?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 01:17:13 -0700

While out in public, what numbers do you rarely see on a sports jersey that someone is wearing?

When I was a kid I had a jersey (generic...no known team) that had the number "0 1/2".

Answer to I f i burped really loud in front of you what would you do.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:45:46 -0700

I f i burped really loud in front of you what would you do.

I'd say, "Nice one!"

Answer to What is your most wild theory?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:19:32 -0700

What is your most wild theory?

After we die we discover that life is just a game. We get to see how much we got right and how much we got wrong. We can hang out for a while in non-corporeal form or go back for another round, but if you go back your memory is wiped. I think the object of the game is to learn as much as you...

Answer to My boyfriend calls me babe, sweetheart and love. What are things i can call him that dont sound feminine?

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:48:06 -0700

My boyfriend calls me babe, sweetheart and love. What are things i can call him that dont sound feminine?

Stud Muffin Mr. Tripod Mr. Big Jeans You can start with those.

Answer to Quick give me a Gi Joe, Barbie, Transformer or Pokemon memory..

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 07:54:37 -0700

Quick give me a Gi Joe, Barbie, Transformer or Pokemon memory..

This was all I ever wanted or needed when I was a kid, and the Christmas I got it I knew that if I died the next day, I would die happy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxbW_BY4X80