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im waiting to close the store. im so bored, any idea of what i should do ?? Set the place on fire!

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How to attract a girl spanish fly amigo

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I want to commit suicide the fastest way but dont own a gun. what would be the best other option.details inside rob a bank, with a capgun or bb gun. the cops will kill you dead. wont feel a thing

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96 Saturn, clutch problem, feel and hear popping in pedal, and sometimes hard to shift, what's wrong with my clutch? Noone?

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Worked 10 hours and made $350.Unfortunatley it was swinging a sledgehammer.Are there easier ways to make that kind of money in less time q:) I hold a homeless sign on the side of the road and make about $150 an hour + food + giftcards to every store around me. $150 an hour is about average. Some days I make less, other days I'll make close to $300 an hour. Sit out there for 2-3 hours, and I'm set for the week :) But then again, I'm homeless and jobless.

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Why would a dog vomit&have diarrhea? The most common reason I've seen a dog vomit and have diarrhea, would be the Parvo virus. It is neccesary to get your animal to the animal hospital immediately as the sooner you do, the better it's chances are of surviving. Dehydration is what happens when your animal is vomitting and has diarrhea, so it is a critical condition.

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can bald ppl get lice? There are different kinds of lice. Body Lice, Crabs, Head Lice, they're all the same type of parasite. Lice will live anywhere there is hair.

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"Save the boobies" bracelet, is it considered sexual harassment if guys wear it? I disagree, men can get breast cancer too, you know.

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What are ways to get heroin out of my system in 72 hours naturally, garunteed? Opiates don't stay in your system for more then 72 hours. So if you just stopped using for the whole 72 hours, your system would be clean of the drug. Same with Cocaine.

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Why do strangers, unaware of the background of an ABer in distress, turn judgemental and reprimand her, instead of helping her cope? Because the world is a bitter place and the majority of it's people are bitter. And honestly, if you approach someone with bitterness, then you can expect to receive bitterness in return. Simple as that.

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What race of men have the highest percentage of homosexualty? human race

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Have there been any bionic animals? I think that nanomachines might fall into the catergory of bionic.

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Which is the most fascinating ONE word for you? acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl- phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl- aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl- threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl- glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl- ...

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What is the speed of darkness? Darkness is not speed, it is substance. Light merely pushes it out of the way while the lightwave occupies it's current space.

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How is iron used in medicine? needles are made of iron

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What really made the twin towers fall when the planes crashed Who cares about the buildings, they can always be rebuilt. What we should care about is the 3000+ lives lost and their families. Those cannot be replaced.

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What is your favorite quote of all time? "Noone is innocent." ~ J.K. Maynard "I love to gaze into your eyes... at my reflection. ~ Christopher Robin

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Was Maria Savez right in planting an axe in his cheating husband's forehead? Sure... why not?

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If you put a cockroach in the microwave and turn it on, will the roach be damaged? well have you ever seen a roach this big?

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What is there an abundance of where you live? people

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I'm 5" 2', size 6, with a D bust size... lately i've been feeling self-concious about my body, although i think my boobs fit my shape. How can i reassure myself? show me, i'll be the judge! =)

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What would make for a bad flavor of chewing gum? Liver

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Can a 3 month old eat applesauce or baby food? we've just started feeding our 3 mo. old cereal and some baby food... she loves it!!

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Are there atheists in fox holes? Does ones belief or disbelief in a God determine whether they care if they die or not?

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Why don't we have flying cars like in the movies in the year 2007 much less high gass prices why? We DO have flying cars. They're called Airplanes. And to drive one, you have to go to school and learn how. The common public wouldn't know what to do in a flying car, much less a driving one.

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What's your favorite letter of the alphabet? J for Jess =)

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What ingredient (only one please) do you add to your fried rice? egg

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Can you think of any propulsion other than burning fossil fuels to get a space craft in orbit? I saw an article in a magazine which described a magnetic sling system which would launch things into space. The track was like 5 miles in diameter, a half circle sort of looking thing. It looked like a big particle accelerator, but the end of it lifted off the ground and angled up. I could see this as being a feasable method of launching things into space without using fossil fuels. =) ...

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It is said that everyone can do at least one impression. Who are you good at impersonating? I'm good at impersonating God. =)

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Did you have your baby on their due date? If not how close? Scarlett was born 6 weeks early. 5lbs 11. oz. very healthy for a premie. =)

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Whats your nickname for god? Home Skillet

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If you had to name a baby after a car which car would it be and for which gender? Ford Lincoln Mercury. (from the movie)

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Why is miley cyrus so beautiful :'( hannah montana is not beautiful... she's just a cute little girl. someday she might be beautiful, but not yet. =)

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Have you ever seen a fat crackhead? Sure have. Next time she's in jail, I'll post her mug. =)

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What is the funniest way to reply to, "I love you"? Yea, but there's something wrong with those clothes you're wearing...

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How can you find true happiness? Look inside a box =)

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What is your favorite band/artist? Do you have any favorite local bands? That's easy..

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What is your most treasured possession (not a person or a pet)? My precious!

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I run too fast. What Am I? What are you? Scared.

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Please give me advise!!!Im so worried about my 14th month old baby, he wasn't walking yet, Im bother that it might be the antibiotics he took on his early months because he is sickly that he needed to take strong antibiotics. Does it damaged my baby? I watched an episode of some doctor drama series where the one lady wouldn't give their kid antibiotics and vaccinations because it gave her first kid AUTISM. You might want to suggest that to your doctor.

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If Mormons do not believe that they work out their salvation by deeds, then by what measure do they attain different levels of heaven? Havn't you figured it out yet? It's all....

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Describe the taste of pepperoni plz. in full detail. thx. *gag* *puke* *bleh* *retch* *spit* how's that? =)

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Can you play the jewsharp? I cannot. Can anyone put a picture of one on here?

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Men: If you were on a bus full of gay men would you get off? Ladies: If you were on a bus full of gay women would you get off? I used to drive a bus every morning to pick up the local Mexicans and take them to work. They would practically fight over who gets on the bus. So one morning, when they had a particularly bad fight to get on the bus, once they got on the bus, I announced in Spanish, "¿Vamos hoy a hacer la pornografía homosexual, cada una todavía queremos ir?". You should have...

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Jesus' name in Hebrew is Yeshua translated to English is Joshua...so why then do we call Him Jesus? "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet."

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Is Earth the Insane Asylum of the Universe? My Grandmother, who turned 89 just recently, once made that statement to me when I was really young. It's the one thing that sticks in my head when I think about her. =)

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What is the sentence for a first time class d felony? Probation. =)

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What are the top 3 eletronic devices you have to have in your life? Battery Operated Boyfriend

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What is the average sentence for a first time offender convicted of fraudulent use of a credit card in the state of Kentucky? Your first time you will be offered probation. If you screw that up, you'll get 1-5 years at PeeWee Valley. =) It just depends on the circumstance and what the judge is wanting to do whether you get the 1 or 5. I did a 4 year sentence in Kentucky prisons for Rec'v Stolen Property. Served it out in 34 months. Shame on me huh? Hey check out my mug, I have it saved. =)

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Do you regret voting for Obama? I didn't vote for Obama, and I'm glad I didn't. Won't be able to blame it on me. =)

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I have quit smoking weed for a week now, but im finding it hard to concentrate, keep getting stress and finding it hard to believe people. Give it time, it's tough at first but it gets easier. Just tough it out. Remember, you have to WANT to quit. You have to want to quit for YOU, not any other reason. =) Best of luck to you!

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Paul Harvey passed from us today at age ninety. He was a "tradition" in my childhood, youth, and adulthood. Would you join me in a salute? Paul Harvey... lived a good, productive, entertaining life. R.I.P.

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Name something you might find on Gilligan's Island? a three hour tour... a three hour tooouuuurrrr

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How do I lose weight? Might I suggest getting a job with NASA, as an astronaut? Once you're up in outer space, you'll be weightless!

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Do you like to listen to foreigners talk, and add your own personal sub-titles in there place? lol funny

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Who are geniune people and where can I find them? I think everyone is genuine in their own right. It takes a spot of 6 billion or so people to make a world. Planet Earth... they call this the insane asylum of the Universe.

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What sport is boring when televised? Guiness Book of World Records Staring Contest.

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What is the best way to put on weight in the right places Well, this woman seems to have all the right answers!

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How many types of bear can u name Mama Bear Papa Bear Baby Bear 3! I can name 3!

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What did Mussolini,Hitler,and Stalin all share in common? They all have the letter "L" in their name. =)

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I want to dance, my jute box only has songs from the 50's and 60's which song would you select? Some Beatles!!

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If you were given the opportunity to put your "Truth" onto a Bumper Sticker, within a few words, what message would you spread? This bumper stickers will be applied to bumpers throughout the world and be translated into all languages . I like the bumper sticker I already have on my car.

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If you had nothing to loose by telling the truth what would be a reason still to lie? Pathalogical

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What will you do if some guy you don't know comes up to you in the middle of the street and says," give me your money!" Kick him in the Jimmy.

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Large red wasps with black wings, friend or foe? (Photo in first answer) Here's a picture of it.

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How can I unclog my toilet? Yell to your husband/boyfriend, "Honey!!! Fix the toilet!!" =D

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Name something that you wear that begins with the letter P Pedal Pushers Pennyloafers Powder Pewter Bracelet/Necklace/Ring Pearls Ponytail Poncho Pushup Bra . Pride! . You can guess the ones my g/f came up with.

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Name something that you wear that begins with the letter P Pantaloons!

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When a 9 month old is placed in front of a mirror w/a spot of rouge on his nose, will he touch the spot on the mirror because he wonders why the other child has a spot on his nose? I suppose it depends on how inquisitive the baby is.

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Can you name a movie in your collection that begins with the letter N? Nell Not Another Teenaged Movie Nasty Nurses vol. 3 Nights in Rodanthe just to name a few

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Of what are you thinking just now? I'm thinking..... Arby's

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Do you still own records or cassttes? Unfortunately.. I have a box of cassettes sitting around here somewhere and no cassette player. I lost my collection of vinyls, but it was simply that, a collection. Stuff like Parliament, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Bob Marley and some punk bands which I enjoyed growing up.

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There's ProLife and ProChoice, but if there was a catagory called ProAbortion do you think there are people that would claim to be in that group? If it were an 'actual' group, I think you would find mostly the doctors and specialists who performed those things as members.

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What part of the house are you in right now? In my lover's arms.

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How much creamer/sugar do you put in your coffee? No creamer, half a spoon of sugar (maybe). Usually I drink my coffee black. But if I have some good flavored creamer, I'll drink with that. Lately, I've got a bottle of Chocolate Eclair flavored creamer, a little chocolate to spice up the joe!

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Who is the greatest sportsman of all time? Strictly a matter of opinion. But I enjoyed watching Ronnie Lott play. =)

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I would like to give birth withOUT an epidural. What feedback can you give me? There are many times that the birthing is performed without an epidural. You have the right to refuse the epidural, but know that your doctor will recommend it. Epidurals have been known to cause spinal injury in rare cases. Personally, I've seen that the epidural has been a blessing in most cases, able to ease the stress and pain on the delivering mother. But my newest child came before...

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Do you show alliegance to the country you live in? I pledge alliegance to the flag...

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Who thinks Women's Beach Volleyball is the best sport ever!!? damn... noone likes women's beach volleyball =(

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If you could anihillate one thing, what would it be? that other voice in my head.

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What's your secret for being beautiful, and staying eternally youthful? Vampirism. :-[

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Does anyone out there use several soaps on different body parts when they shower or do I suffer from OCD? lol I use 3 different soaps for my body parts. Imagine being in prison, and dropping all 3. You'd be in TROOOOUUUUUBBBBLLLLEEE. =)

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Did you believe Bill Clinton when he said that he did not have sexual relations with that woman? They got it all wrong when they said that Bill Clinton said to 'lie on the desposition' ... what he REALLY said was to 'lie in a different position' =D

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6 cops died in about 15 seconds in this video. Can you really believe it? Damn I'm good. =)

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Who are some famous people that resemble animals? Grandmaster Su Kong Tai Djin (1849 - 1928)

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Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? I'd rather sweep the carpet =)

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My ex-husband spent years in prison for sexually abusing my children. I know it's beneficial for me to forgive him, but how do I go about doing this? Everytime I think of him I want him to suffer as they did. I went to prison and had a cellmate who was in there for the same thing. Even though I loathe the idea of a child molester, all we can REALLY do is show them that there's a different way. Since that guy was wanting to explore the Bible as a way of life, I talked to him about Paul (Saul) and how he was the worst one, but turned his life around and worked the hardest to become one of the...

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Do we have any AB uses that are psychic? I know someone who can make predictions here on AB. He's quite surprising! =)

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Is this joke funny? What was the joke again? Do you think my joke is funny?

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My bf and I had an argument over joke I emailed him 2 days ago. He took it personally and said stuff like "you hate me and everything I do." It was so bizarre! I apologized for offending him, but now he won't take my calls. Should I just leave him alone? Well I totally know how you feel. I sent this video joke of mine to my friends and they'll never reach the end of it, they'll just hit reply and start screaming.

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If you've ever marched in or attended any kind of parade, what kind was it? I went to a protest march against the movement of Nerve Gas to Ft. Knox, Ky. That was kind of neat. But most recently I attended 3 Mardi Gras parades in 1 week! Gotta hand it to those Louisianians, they take their Mardi Gras seriously.

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When will marijuana be legal? Marijuana was never illegal, not in my house.

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Are you a realist or an idealist? realist most definitely.

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What kind of makeup makes you look cooler and older if you are 13-14 years old and look like an 11 year old? Big red afro wig, white face paste, big red nose, some black makeup to make triangles around your eyes, some red makeup to exagerate your lips, shoes that are 6 times your size, and a bike horn.

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What kind of makeup makes you look cooler and older if you are 13-14 years old and look like an 11 year old? black lipstick, black fingernail polish, fishnet stockings, heavy eyeliner, black hairdye, bullet belt, lessee... what else... hooker boots!

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Imagine you have 50 years to reduce the world population from 6.4billion to under 2 billion , and ethically - how would you do it? I would do it in the name of my new God. Ethically, I would offer people a choice to convert or die. The ethics of my God make me correct and right and holy, so there would ultimately be no fault in my actions and the actions of my religion. =)

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Will the world end according to biblical prophecy? not according to prophecy...

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What is your "TURN IT UP" song? If you can include the video. Here's mine. =)

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Do you jerk at work? Get rated because you masturbated!

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Can you name something that you would find under the kitchen sink? a leak =)

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If a restaurant advertises an "all-you-can-eat" salad bar, how may times can I go up? After the third time, the manager came over to my table and said "Make that your last trip!" I was miffed. If there's a limit, they should specify like - 2 trips. I would have went to the salad bar on my "last trip" and yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!" and started hurling salad and dressing everywhere.

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Can an employer search your personal drawer of your work desk? I'd say so, unless your employer was affiliated with law enforcement. But if your employer isn't bound to the law like cops are, then they can do anything they want. It's their desk after all.

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If you were in the civil war, what role or job would you be doing? I would be a double agent, working both sides for my financial gain.

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Can you name a food or drink that starts with hot? (example hot tea) Hot one in the oven. =)

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If someone here reveals they have Asperger’s Syndrome or other forms of Autism, would you or would you not take them off your friends list? Nah, Asperger's Syndrome isn't really THAT bad.

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Does "rocking your baby" helps stimulating brain growth? Just don't rock em too hard!!! +4

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Do you think its wrong that in asian countries they eat dog? Just because it's illegal doesn't make it wrong. Our society has rejected eating dogs and cats and so here in the West, we've made it against the law to sell dog and cat meat on the market. In India, you might be put to death is you're caught selling beef. It's a matter of culture and the local laws of your area in the world.

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Are there any songs you know of which make you sexually aroused? Here's the girls version.

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Are there any songs you know of which make you sexually aroused? Here's the guys version.

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Do you think smoking should be made illegal? I say, people who try to take someone elses rights away, tell someone else how they should live their life, or what to do, or what not to do... should be shot and killed on sight. Your opinion is just that, an opinion. Opinions shouldn't be made into law.

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Should we be entitled to anything? Sure, you're entitled to anything. Anything at all. But there are certain methods in obtaining the 'anything' that you prefer. But this is a free world, anything you want, could be yours. =)

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Hay, can any one on this site hack into computers? how long dose it take to learn something like this? how often should i practice a day? what kinds of things can i do to practice. im not going to do anything illegal. please dont flag this question. First you take a CEO or manager of a bank or financial institution hostage in his own home. Have him tap into the bank computer system (saves you time from guessing the password) Have him wire all the money he can into your Swiss Account, then either shoot em or set him free. =) Oh yea be sure to wear a mask.

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Have you ever lied on your resume to get a job? What was your biggest lie, and did you get hired? I'm a felon, I have to lie on most applications.

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What would you do to unbeach a whale? Call on my twin sister and say, 'Wonder Twin powers activate!'

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Can you name a poem by edward lear? There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, 'It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!'

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Are you a Doctor? I've spent 14 skill points in medical talent, so yes, I'm a doctor!

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Does spanking a child make them a better adult? Spanking, I think, is a last resort for discipline. I've only spanked my 13 y/o son 3 times in his whole life and in those times I thought it was necessary. There are many, many other ways to discipline your child in which the result is more than satisfactory. My 13 y/o thinks that writing sentences is the worst punishment there is, and he'll sit there and whine and fidget instead of...

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If PETA are suggesting that beef should be raised in test tubes type environments instead of slaughtering cattle, what would they suggest happen to all the calves that are born each year to milking cows? Take them to the rodeo!

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How many men really love milkying breasts? i mean adult breastfeeding.... how many do it practically? me me pick me! i do i do i do!

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What rhymes with poem? please tell me! thx! You will probably be better off using two words, the first word using the long 'o' sound, and the second ending with em. Such as: know them, throw em, etc. Sometimes it's easier to do it like that. . I'd like to write you a poem For this knowledge is not too profound All the words in the world, we don't know em So we break it down into each sound. =)

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What do you say to someone who has a very ugly baby and they think that they are cute? All babies are cute! Sometimes they're a bit funny looking, but definitely cute! That's the nature of babies. You have to hit fast foward sometimes to imagine what they'll turn out to look like when they're 19. =) This is my baby! Think she's ugly or cute?

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Please Help me ! I have to disable some key in my keyboard like Alt, Ctrl, Shift, Windows keys, so can anyone help me ? Thanks Put keyboard in dishwasher, that works everytime!

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If you want any IT tips and tricks, Write me mail? Explain what an IT trick is?

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My son is 28 years old and still living at home--he has a full time job with good pay-but is not responsible with his bills and will not lay off the booze-i want him to be responsible and move out--but mommy babys him--WHATS A DAD TO DO? Start leaving dirty porno magazines, dildo's and sex toys around the house, make him walk in on you and your wife making love (in the kitchen, in the living room, etc). Walk around the house naked all the time. Hang out in the living room and watch TV naked. Ask your son if you think your dingaling looks nice today. Things that would REALLY get on his nerves and make him leave on his...

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What's the best guy chick flick?(I personally like Legally Blonde) Not Twilight, that's for damn sure!

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How many of you truly use condoms every time you have sex? Not me, I'm trying to make an army of children! (Shhhhhh.... don't tell my g/f that =)

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What was the last good advice a doctor gave you? Well I overheard the doctor talking to my girlfriend when she was preggers, he said, "You shouldn't take seriously what's poked at you in fun." =D

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My son cries all the time for the dumbest reasons and i hate to admit it but he's a sissy, despite my efforts to give him a backbone. his therapist says he's a perfectionist. why do we have to have less offensive terms now instead of telling it like it is Why do we have to have less offensive terms now instead of telling it like it is, I believe was the question so I'll answer that instead of give you advice on what you should do about your kid. I think that in all professionalism, your son's therapist cannot just straight up tell you that your son is a sissy. lol. it'd be politically incorrect and he probably wouldn't be...

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What would be a sweet new flavor, for cough drops? Hmmmm... I'm actually having to put a lot of thought into this. Since I've been having flavored creamer with my coffee lately, I'm going to go with Chocolate Eclair Coconut. =)

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How many shades lighter should I go if I'm getting highlights in my hair? What color is your hair to begin with?

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May I say thank you to everyone for all your kind wishes? and the fact that if you did not post the questions and rate my answers we would never have found out what the title is going to be.Thank you for the help and kindness over the last two years.:) Well, I don't think I've ever answered one of your questions, and I don't think you've ever answered one of mine. So here's the first one! But here's to many more years on AB, a great site and way to make friends and pass the time, Cheers! Congratz Firebrand, heck of an achievement. My hats off to you.

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So, If Marijuana is made legal, and taxed heavily, to save the economy, would you smoke it to help the economy? Nope, I'd grow it and sell it to help the economy. =)

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Does anybody know any good "Yo momma so fat" jokes? Your momma is so fat, CORNBREAD!

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If 17 year-olds should be allowed to vote, how about 16 year-olds? 15? 14? Kind of a slippery slope, no? 17 y/o's should and are not allowed to vote. While you're in grade school and high school, you get your practice in voting for school leaders and other events (prom queen/king, etc.). This gives you the time to learn how to look at all the pro's and con's of the candidates and make a educated vote based on who you think would best do the job. It takes a while sometimes to...

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Pardons how doo I get one You're referring to Executive Clemency. You have to write or call your Governor's Office, for a State pardon application. Or if you want a Federal one, you have to contact the President's Office. Keep in mind that it's extremely rare to get a pardon from our leaders. My advice is to make copies of your pardon application and when you receive a denial in the mail, fill out...

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What do you think about the digital picture frames that they have now? Wish I would have invented them. =)

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Why are people so stupid, I mean what makes you stupid when you think you're actually smart, but you're not....you're really just stupid? Well, to be honest, it's a gene pool. Somewhere some sheep got mixed into the human gene pool and you can spot them if you pay attention. And there you have it.

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I have Pneuminia. I have a son living with me and I had my grandchildren with me this last week end. Can they caught this from me? Agreed with the others, pneumonia is a severe side effect from being sick with certain virus/bacteria's. If the original problem isn't taken care of quickly enough, it can lead to pneumonia. So if you know what CAUSED your pneumonia, I would pay very close attention to those symptoms in your grandchildren. =)

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Have you randomly just mixed different kinds of alcohol and chasers together to make something new and good? Hell yea, it's called a L.I.T.=)

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Are comic books really at risk from e-books? I doubt it. If you're a fan of a certain type of comic that only comes out in paper, then you're going to get it. Maybe pirated e-books of the same comic, but I don't see much of a blackmarket for that. I don't know though. But I don't see it as affecting the comic book market too drastically. Just my two cents. =)

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What supermarkets / chain stores have savings cards? (Like CVS has Extra Care Card) I don't know but I'm trying to win this Albertson's "Monopoly" game they have going. For every $5 you spend they give you a card which has 4 game pieces in it. Tons of prizes including a $500,000 house, several cars, lots of money and free game systems etc. I hope I win, I hope I win.

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What is your favorite salad dressing? I like to vary it up from time to time. So it totally depends on what I'm craving. I like a lot of bleu cheese. But if I'm at a restaurant, I'll do the eenie meenie miney mo and whichever one I land on is the one I'm trying!

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What's that noise in the background? For me, it's the Oscars. ;) My girlfriend AND the baby, both snoring.

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What is a job the grounds keeper is suppose to do? I was a head groundskeeper once. I shall explain my job duties at the one I worked at. . Drive around in a golf cart and tell all the other groundskeepers what they're sposed to be doing. =)

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Team Edward or Team Jacob? I contemplating on writing a spoiler. =) But I like werewolves so hello Jacob. How come there are never any girl werewolves?

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If you ate meat today, what sort of meat was it? greasy mcdonalds double quarter pounder.

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What is one word that is repeated the most when talking infront of alot of people? Fuckin this and fuckin that

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DO you know that in Saudi Arabia more than 65 percent of male population experience homosexual sex? Also police sodomize foreigners occasionally and never get punished.... wow! let's go there.

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How do you feel about parents who take their young, noisy children (like, baby age through about age 7) into quiet places like a nice restaurant or church service? Do you get annoyed, or do you accept that the parents might have had no other option? I think that parents and their children are just as entitled to go to any social function as anyone else.

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What would you do if your husband tells you he wants a second wife? Does he say why? If you're cool with it, then go out and bring him potential prospects home. Just make sure you like them too. If you're all into that kind of thing. Also inform him that bigamy is a felony in most states so be careful. Or you could give him what he wants and divorce him, making a second wife a real possibility for him. =)

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Which famous person would you compare yourself to? Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Will the recession mark the end of Blue Sunday laws in the US? What is the Blue Sunday law? I can't find anything exact when I research it.

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How many people have given up their land line phone and have gone only to cell phones? Landlines tend to be too expensive for me. So it's all cellphone here.

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If you had a choice of going to 1 attraction (like the great wall, mt rushmore, etc) what would it be? The Moon. I bet the view of Earth this time of year is wonderful!

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Is the term mullato a racist term? I've never known it to be a racist term, and I've been to prison. It didn't seem to be an issue there.

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Have the Academy Award winners for 2009 already been revealed? Have your rotten tomatos and lettuce heads ready to throw!

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Is Raul Castro the change that we have been looking for? Isn't he the president of the U.S.A?

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What are some songs about being a child? Particularly any form of rock song from the last 50 years but others are welcome as well. "The Wall" by Pink Floyd *sings* Hey Teacher, leave those kids alone! John Lennon, "Beautiful Boy" For Baby (Bobbie), John Denver Hell is for Children, Pat Benetar Teach Your Children, Crosby Still and Nash Alright For Now, Tom Petty Let the Children Play, Santana

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I'm doing something involving a car battery some jumpercables, a turkey, a swedish nurse, two lesbians, a frat guy, some electrical tape, a bottle of chocolate sauce and a RC-Car. Are you in? Can I be the lesbian?!?

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Other than sandwiches or wraps, what else is an easily prepared (i.e. - made at home) lunch to pack? McDonalds #1 Value Meal. =)

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How did "Bill" become a nickname for "William?" or "Bob" for "Robert?" Neither of those names contain B's! My ex g/f's dad's name is Bobbert!

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What is something you would rather buy a new one of, rather than trying fix or repair it? Why, oh why, did I wear my brand new T-shirt with my favorite bands logo on it to my job where I work with cement? Whhhyyyyy? . Time to get a new one. =)

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Are you most frightened by vampires, ghosts, or aliens in the horror genre? (Feel free to list others) Honestly, it's not the dead we should be afraid of, but the living. But to answer your question, I don't think I've watched enough horror movies to really make an educated response. So far, I've yet to find an actually REALLY scary movie. Most are so fake looking or really dumb that it ruins the whole experience.

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Would a Mini car be too small of car for you or just right? I've got 2 adults and 4 children in my family... think I could fit them all in a Mini? =)

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OMG i think i found a bedbug on my couch? is this possible? how do i know for sure and WHAT DO I DO? picture of ticks.

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I'm fourteen, and 5 foot 2, is it possible to make me stop growing if I do a lot of hard gymnastics? Because I want to be a really good gymnast, and most great gymnasts are short. There is a possibility that heavy weightlifting and workouts can stunt your growth, but usually is only apparent in those who do that when they're a LOT younger. I would not worry about that and just accept what you become. Life is full of wonderful things and just because most great gymnasts are short, doesn't mean you can't be a great medium height gymnast!

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Since Albert Einstein was a Christian does that prove we are smarter than atheists? I think your question is meant to start an argument.

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Sometimes I get so angry about the baby crying, I want to hurt it. Is there help for me? 1. Always put things in perspective. If the baby’s whining, then it means she’s not feeling okay about something. Imagine what it’s like when you feel something wrong and you can’t get your message across, won’t you be fussy too? Babies will cry until they learn how to speak and you can’t expect them to keep quiet just because you want them to. 2....

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OMG i think i found a bedbug on my couch? is this possible? how do i know for sure and WHAT DO I DO? you could have found a louse. describe what the bug looked like?

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What frozen foods are being sold at your grocery store? all of them? don't most grocery stores carry all the normal frozen type foods? But, if you're wondering if there's anything unusual, hmmm.... nope. =) Unless frozen tomato preserves is weird.

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My RAM on the computer is getting full, how do I fix it? Reboot your computer, that will empty the ram and start afresh. =)

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Will the 2009 Oscars be more snooze than sizzle? I was pretty disappointed in this last years movies. I worked at the theater for the whole of 2008 and I watched a LOT of movies (since I get to watch them for free)... best movie that came out this last year in my opinion? IRONMAN! =) Nonetheless 2008 wasn't a fabulous year for movie making so I wouldn't expect too much from the Oscars. Maybe Beyonce is the only one who deserves to...

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Can I donate old socks that are in ok condition? I feel bad just throwing them out... Would you feel bad if you donated those socks that were in ok condition, only for it to be turned around and sold to some poor people for more than they're worth?

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Whenever my friend Kelsea pees she always screams BIG BUHHHHH! over the toilet because she doesnt like to hear the flush sound. True or False? True. You should hear me on the toilet.

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Your child who is a bit too old to be crying over something is crying like a baby, what do you say or do to get them to stop? You don't say anything, you've already tried to talk to them to get them to quit crying, so that's not going to work. Try a belt. =) That'll usually clear things up real quick.

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Do you think someone can be truly hypnotized? Hypnotism is definitely real. It can take on many shapes and forms. Basically hypnotism is the act of convincing one into believing that a situation exists. So therefore, influential speakers are able to hypnotise the masses into thinking that something exists when it really doesn't. On a more personal level, an ex-step-father of mine was a psychologist and I went to the ER for stitches...

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What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of? Having a Kidney Stone was the worst kind of torture I've ever experienced.

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How do u prove to ur lover that they r the only one and also let them know u love them more than anything that exists?? tell me ur way and let me know what i should do.. explain to her that you don't want anyone else in her life, you love her like that... shoot and kill her.. then to prove your love, shoot yourself. =) romeo and juliet right?

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If you thank God for good health, should you also thank God for ill-health? How would you respond to such a statement made by an atheist? I think you would have to consort to which God or Goddess was influencing the sphere in which you're praising or condemning. If you're sick, then you'd want to plea to the gods of medicine and health, maybe even the goddess of luck if you're REALLY sick. If your crops were failing or sickened, then you'd want to appeal to the god of harvest or fertility goddess. There...

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What is nuclear fission? Nuclear fission From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia An induced nuclear fission event. A slow-moving neutron is absorbed by the nucleus of a uranium-235 atom, which in turn splits into fast-moving lighter elements (fission products) and free neutrons. In nuclear physics and nuclear chemistry, nuclear fission is a nuclear reaction in which the nucleus of an atom splits into smaller...

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Is it possible to see or visit the fourth dimension or anything from it? Define the Fourth Dimension.

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I just bought a new copy of XP Home with sp3 oem version from a website and on the instruction book it has a sticker that says Licensed for distro. only to specific countries within middle east and africa. Does that mean I shouldnt have it in the USA? I think what that means is that you're not supposed to SELL the product in the U.S. since it won't be taxed accordingly. Using it in the U.S. should not be a problem or an issue.

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Do you prefer whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim or other? We just had a baby, so my girl's breastmilk is actually quite DELICIOUS!!

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Do you consider age 40 as being "young, not to old, in between old and young, or really old? Old in your young age, young in your old age. =)

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Im 21 and my mum lets my 18 year old brother go out till four in the morning while i have to be in for 11 at night i tried to confront my mum about this and she grounded me what can i do? You could move in with us. Only have to pay 1/3 =)

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Do you have any weird food combinations that you love? Chips in your sandwich. Cottage Cheese and Jello. Coffee and Vodka? (it's a drink but it's weird) French Fries with Sour Cream, Lettuce, Tomatos, Olives, etc. Chili and Sour Cream. Ice Cream and Pickles (when my girl was preggers) Mayo instead of butter on your grilled cheese sandwich. . Just to name a few.. =)

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One of my hobbies is doing counted cross-stitch. I'm a guy. Most people consider this a more feminine pursuit. What do you think of this hobby for a man? When I was younger I was taught how to crochet. I thought it was pretty cool and the basics were something to do to pass the time. Like some others say, it's a hobby and if you're good at it, who cares what others think?

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Is anyone else concerned with the rate of divorce and the fact that marriage is not as serious a commitment to some as it used to be? Personally, I think that marriage and divorce are a purely personal thing, between the couple involved. It's a shame that the standard has become to classify people in a statistic based on their actions due to falling in love and falling out of love. The media, the public, and anyone else who has no bearing on the couple involved really has no business remarking or concerning themselves...

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If wife is honey than husband is ................? If wife is honey than husband is MONEY =)

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My friend just told me he drank 16 beers tonight and is buzzed but not drunk (he weighs about 230 lbs). Is this indicative of a drinking problem? Not neccesarily. It might just mean really crappy beer. =)

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If you had to choose something to live in besides a house, what would it be? can be very creative or imaginative. A Medieval Castle!

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You are attending a concert in a city you know nothing about, with major traffic issues. You get nervous in those situations. Would you pay extra for a hotel room which offered "free shuttle service" to and from the event? No way, I'd put all my faith in my trusty little Tom-Tom! It's amazing!

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Who was at your door the last time you didn't answer it? Why? Some neighbor, tries to bum cigarettes from me, I don't answer the door for him anymore.

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If you could have a wild animal for a pet, and it wouldn't hurt you, what would you have? A T-Rex!

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Ask me to make a prediction, last time i tried i was pretty good. but keep on mind, that specifics like names and numbers are tough for me. but ask me anything! lol :) Is my girlfriend pregnant?

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Obama will be one of the worst presidents we ever had but they will teach future generations of High School students that he was great? Do you agree? You can't assume that Obama is going to be one of the worst Presidents. We won't know that until his term is up in 4-8 years. Personally I don't like Obama much either but I will be watching him with much interest to see how he performs. As far as teaching generations of school children that he was great, arn't all presidents great men? it takes a LOT of prestige and money...

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Everyone has or has had, a special car. That one car that you will always remember for the rest of your life. Care to share what it was? Can't remember what it was, but I stole it. Gawd I was such a youngin' and nothing but trouble!

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You know those electrode things that you put on your skin and electricute your muscles to get stronger. on the tv? well dose any one know about these? how much, where can i get one, do they work. thanks Bruce Lee used one in one of his movies. I saw it once. I don't know if it really works though.

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Name some things in the back seat of your car. My newborns CARSEAT!

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Which way do you like your potatoes cooked the best? Sam: What we need is a few good taters. Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh? Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. [Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out] Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that. Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin'...

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Body Art is not pornography? Recently embarked on an around the world about the human body art is not pornography discussion, I am very confused, and body art is pornography? Well, there is recent speculation that Elton John's portrayal of naked children in photographs was inappropriate and considered child porn. I'm not sure what to make of it.

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There is a trainer at my gym who is always commenting on my body. I know we're at the gym so it's understandable in a way, but I feel it has a sexual undertone and I am uncomfortable with it. How do I politely tell him to stop? Straight up tell the man you're not intersted. If he persists, than throw polite out the window and talk to the manager.

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What kind of healthy foods can you buy if you have very little money? A little tired of ramen and mac & cheese :) Fruits! They're not expensive. Also, if you're really that hard up on money, you should consider going to the Food Stamp office. We get almost $400 a month to help us get by.

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Have you ever been propositioned, approached, molested by a person of the same sex? I served time in prison.... what do you imagine goes on in a place like that?

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I was named after a famous actress. Of whom were you named in honor? My name is Christopher Robin... go figure.

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Why do men mature slower than women? Am I the only woman who will not date a man younger than me..Or unless he's at least three years older? Well... it seems that sugar, spice and everything nice seems to be more accepted by the human body than snakes, snails and puppydog tails.

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Who comes first mom or dad, be honest and why. That's a tough question. I'd say my Dad, but he's kind of turned into a butthead over the years and I'm not too fond of him. But my Mom left us when I was 3, so I was raised by my Dad. So I would have to go with my Dad.

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Could you, and would you, be polite and friendly if Satanists came to your door proselytizing (sharing their good news) every 2 months? Why or why not? I wouldn't mind, noone ever comes over except the little kids in our neighborhood wanting to play. Besides, I think I would like to hear what their tactics for conversion are. I enjoy arguing with the other types that come over. I like to have them leave really thinking about what I'VE said to them. =)

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What other names that you know that relates to Satan? Me, myself and I

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Who is Zeena LaVey? isn't there a tv show where she plays with Hercules all the time about her?

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Why is my wife so hot and im not? Someone asked, "Hey do you have any pictures of your hot wife naked?" The husband said, "No." Someone replied, "Want some?"

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How do you connect with a guy on an emotional level not just a physical one? I think that's something between you and the guy...

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Do you think illegal immigrants currently in America should get amnesty? Why or why not? Criminal behavior does not deserve amnesty.

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Ladies, what is the sexiest body type? (i.e. ripped, beer belly, in shape, average, etc.) You didn't mention 'dead body' ? =)

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What's the oldest song or group that you listen to on a regular basis? Hasn't gospel/choir/church music been around for centuries? =)

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"Shakyamuni Buddha....the Lotus Sutra...and we ordinary beings are in no way different or separate from one another." (N. Daishonin) Agree? Sounds reasonable to me.

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If everything is possible no matter the odds will everything happen when given infinite time and is anything impossible? Are you trying to say that you'll marry me?

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What is the famous thing in Pakistan? Terrorists.

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Your child who is a bit too old to be crying over something is crying like a baby, what do you say or do to get them to stop? You scream the words, 'KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!' at the top of your lungs.

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President Obama has made his first international trip. What country should he visit next? I think he should go to Hell! ... I mean Holland.

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Someone give me tips to get ur ex girlfriend back.. it only happened today but she wont listen to me. she thinks i have loads of anger & paranoid all the time. how can i get this girl back? Get another one of your lady friends to go kick her royal ass... that always works.

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Out of all the deaths in the entire Harry Potter series, whose death shocked you the most? Dumbledore dying kinda sucked.... but I cried when Dobby died.

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? REDRUM

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Does any1 look foward to commiting suicide like me? I do! But before you do it, be sure to get your name written in the history books. That's not really hard to do if you kill the right person. Make a difference in the world before you go. =)

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To save money the Postal Service is considering stopping Saturday service... won't that hurt the economy in the long run (slowing down business correspondence)? There's enough private industry to cover the USPS if they close down for the weekend. You could even start your own mail delivery service when they put that in place, and you're almost sure to be profitable.

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Are you a pig if you eat an entire pizza over the span of a few hours? No, just hungry.

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If prostitution were legal, would there be a pussy police? Noone's ever heard of the pussy police?

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What do you do if your girlfriend finishes with you without an explaination Plant cocaine in her car and call the cops. Then when she's in jail, visit her and say you'll pay the bail if she dates you again.

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Well ummm.... i have a boy friend and i have a baby with him.. hes always sayin.."are u cheatin on me,, i know u r". then he calls me names and he sleppes me and tells me hes gonna take the baby.. what do i do move to california

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Do you believe our colleges and universities have been hijacked by left wing extremists who are brainwashing our young adults? Yes! Yes!

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Do you believe that Obama is a racist (against Whites)? Obama? Racist? Against whites? Dude... Obama IS white. All government is white...

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Should the US government legalize prostitution? I can see it now... "Stop right there! This is the pussy police!"

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What is the best way to let the Obama Administration know of my concern that the previous administration not be given a pass on breaking the law? You could take the law into your own hands.

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? I think the best movie made was the one me and my girlfriend made of us making whoopie.

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Do men with moustaches naturally give weird eye contact, or is it learned? I wish I could grow a moustache... and give people weird eye contacts... and make people laugh when they watch me eat.

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What date and time will the ISS fly over toledo, ohio you just missed it.

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Why and how did the turks become Muslims since turkey was a significant place in Christian History? How did the Turks later gain control of the muslim nations? How did the Indonesians become muslims? How and when did Islam first reach the Philapines? Muslims have a way to convincing women and children to strap bombs to themselves in the name of their god and go kill some more innocent people. It probably wouldn't be hard to convince some country of idiots to convert. Back in those days, wasn't the usual method of conversion enforced with the statement, 'Convert or die!' ?

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What are the similarities between Catholic and Baptist? Baptist preachers just havn't hit the mainstream for sexually molesting little boys and girls. Sooner or later it will all surface.

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My mom plays the flute, my sister - bass, my dad - guitar, and i play the drums. Do you come from a musical family as well? Do you guys cover Jethro Tull?? =D

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I've been looking for new manga to read or anime to watch.. I’m looking for something sci-fi or supernatural .. any suggestions? I've read and/or watch stuff like-- Naruto, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Rurouni Kenshin, Elfen Lied <3.. etc.. thx 4 ur help :D Slayers

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Where do you think monkeys live? At the Zoo!

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I have a backed up bathroom sink. I ran a snake all the way throught to the main pipe but the sink still clogs. How do I fix this? I'd replace the pipe completely.

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If your SO (or best friend) were asked what they think your passion is....what would they say? Coffee... but maybe that's wishful thinking and she'll say 'Blondes'

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Will a picture frame be thick enough to put a puzzle in it with the glass? I don't see why not.

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Should you polish brand new boots before wearing them for the first time? Certainly. Once you apply your first coat of polish, it will be easier to polish them the next time.

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What is something you might find on a kitchen counter? Baby bottles, formula, baby spoons, bottled water..

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If I drink a lot of mountain dew. (A 12 pack or 2 2-liters) in about 2 hours then I have muscle pain to the point where I can't move part of my body, for many hours and possibly days if I don't drink water. Does this happen to anyone else? And why? Acid? You could have an allergic reaction to something in the product. That would be the most likely problem. Caffeine can cause numerous problems in your body. Kidney stones mainly. But your lack of moderation is probably what's hurting you.

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How could you remove the bad smell from my shoes? without washing them.o Wash your feet!

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Does a poem need at least one line break to be a poem? Round and round it goes Like whirlpools and tornadoes Goodbye little turd.

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What would you name your monkey, if you owned one? Toby. =D

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! My wallpaper...

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Men, do you have a Bromance going on? Bromance? hmmmm... is that where I do cute little nice things for my brother?!?

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Can a husband live happily without obeying his wife.? Obey? that's an awful strong word for lovers.

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Do you think that you have a special ability that nobody else does, if so, what? I see the world.... ...through the eyes of my Vader helmet. =)

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Whats the equivillent of slut for a guy? I asked my brother and he said "legend!". Is that it? player

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Whats the equivillent of slut for a guy? I asked my brother and he said "legend!". Is that it? watch out for genital warts!

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What is the one thimg you hate about condoms? Picking them up off the floor (or peeling them off the wall from when you flung it) in the morning.

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After many wrong things from her mother(alchoholic) my 9 years old doughter want's me to put a court order on her and she does not want to spend one more minute with her when she has 2 hrs visitations every sat&sund should i respect her wish Those are big words coming out of a 9 y/o. Court order? Those are not normal things that 9 y/o's think about or even know about. I would draw the line with your 9 y/o and let them know that they don't make the decisions in your house.

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How can i stop being angry for what has happened to my kids due to mother exposing them to high risk of abuse when she removed them from there home now she tels me it is past (medicated>depresion+delusion) how do i keep myself under control, Try Xanax. =)

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How can i make my relationship be fun and not boring? rent some porn, try some trick you've never done before. =)

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On a scale of 1-10 how well do you like your S/O feet? 10... she has nice feet.

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What is the first thing you think of when I say Cheech & Chong? Crossdressing to catch a ride hitchhiking.

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If you had a body part of the opposite sex, what would you do with it? Make some money on the corner.

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If a girl gave it up the first night you met her and she told you it was just something about you..would you believe her or think twice about her? *sings* Chick are you coming outta the pants I'm tryin to figure out whether or not I'm gettin ass You callin me a freak sayin I'm movin to fast But if you don't boink on the first date I'm leavin dat ass =)

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What is something you might find on the bedside table of a person who is sick? a nurse!

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What is something you would find in a bedroom? Jessicuuuuuh!

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My 18 year old golden retriever has been sleeping for two months. What's wrong with it? It might be dead?

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So does it make any difference to anyone that Obama spent the day in Canada? Was it worth the $3,000,000+ it cost the US and Canadian taxpayers for this jaunt? I could care less. The government has always beefed up the spending when it comes to government related spending. Remember the Army when their invoices for a hammer was like $250. Or a toilet handle was $500. What else is the government going to do with the 15 trillion dollars they make every year from taxpayers?

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Porn is wrong or I'm wrong? How are people to learn the tricks of the trade without porn???

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Do you like really rainy days with thunder and lightning. Do you find it comforting as you are inside? I don't like it, it means I have to turn the computer off for fear of lightning messing up our computer!

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What is the symbolism behind a girl having a tattoo on her lower back? What is the symbolism behind a guy having a tattoo on his lower back?

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How can I remove the sticker residue mark from door of stainless steel appliance? elbow grease.

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Ok our anniversery is coming up and i was thinking of getting her a ring....? is that ok or should i do something else Do something else... I gave my girlfriend a ring for our anniversary and she took it back and got the money back for it.

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Who is the "father of stress"? Deez

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How can you encourage others in the community to do their role? Rule with an iron fist.. Threaten that all those who don't do their part get the noose!

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I got laid off today, what is the first thing I should do? Unemployment Office.... if that doesn't work... Welfare Office... Food Stamp Office

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If I gave you $100. What would you do with it? I'd go to Medieval Times!

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Why do most guys run away from commitment and people who care about them Booooo hisssss..... you're stereotyping men .... shame on you.

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Does the curse of a step-father-who's always been abusive and physically and mentally torturous n real evil to me n my mom,a curse as bad as dat i'l neva be truly loved by a man n will always be used by guys works or comes true? Before you turn 18, make sure you kill the step dad.. you'll get away with it when you explain to the jury that he tortured you. =)

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How to cure sore throat without taking antibiotics? Ummm... this might make your throat a little sore for a minute, but it'll go away really quick, and you'll never have a sore throat again!

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Is there any historical date which you'd like to see by your own? Which one? 9/11 ... must have been cool to see the tallest buildings in the world come crashing down... in person plus all those people running... you only see that in a Godzilla movie.

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How do you watch a movie? Through the eyes of my Darth Vader helmet

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According to the Bible, should we pray to Jesus or directly to God? Read the Bible if you are looking for an answer "according to the Bible". Trust noone.

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So my boyfriend and I broke up around mid-January.He thought we would be better off as friends, and I agreed.But the times I have said hi to him he hasn't ever really said hi back.He's said hi to the friends I was with at the times but not to me.Opinion? I would just give it more time. He obviously has some grudge against you in order to break off a relationship. So if you just give it time, ignore him, get a new boyfriend, in time the two of you will be just as you both wanted to be.... friends.

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Do you dream in first person, or are you just watching yourself as a "bystander" so to say? I'm a monster in my dreams.

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Fill in the blank....grape_____? faygo

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Why do guys prefer blondes (no offense to you blondes!)? What is it about them you like better? Ummm...

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Does anyone know who Anne Shirley is without googling it? That is such a chick flick.

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Have you ever met someone weird on the internet? Isn't EVERYONE weird on the internet?

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Now 'watch-movies.net' closed..whats another free online movie site? www.demonoid.com

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How will you know if a girl is still a virgin? You can put your finger in there and check for her hyman still intact.

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Parents what would you do if your child came home from school one day and told you that other kids were spraying them with perfume and telling him/her that she's smells?Honesty.What would you say to your child? Didn't we already go through this? Get the kid some karate lessons so that they can ensure that noone sprays them with perfume ever again. =)

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Why does my female dog hump a cushion She is 6yrs old and had 3 litters so she knows whats what. Is she just confused/frustrated lol She wants to show that cushion who's boss.

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If being a parent came with instructions what would they say? Quit now, while you still can.

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Would you all mind coming together and wish one of our AB members, MRSHINYSHOES a warm BIRTHDAY greeting? Yo ho ho ShinyShoes! I hope you have an excellent one!

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What are some things a police officer has to do while on the job? they have a licence to kill!

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What would happen if the moon blew up If the moon blew up, then the whole world would experience the POWER of this fully functional battle station!

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I died my hair platinum blonde with xxl live colour in the lightest they had & used a Bblonde cool chick toner but my hair is YELLOW. what shall i do? help me! use peroxide in your next bleaching... it will turn it back to pure white. =) do you use a dye to make platinum? or just bleach? i can't seem to get the platinum that i want when i color my hair. i need to learn the trick to do it.

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What do food do you feed your dog? the neighborhood kids, that's what i feed him. =)

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How is black light created on computer screens? There is no such thing as "black" light. =)

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Can you name a blue flower? Bluebells =) They smell nice too.

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Did you get caught doing a senior prank? I always spent all year collecting stuff for my "jar". I'd put dog poop, worms, dead frogs, motor oil, anything gross I could find, and I'd let it sit all year and throughout the summer up in my closet with the lid on it (of course). First day of school, I'd excuse myself early from first period (to use the restroom) and I'd run down the hall dumping it in the...

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Have you ever reported bad customer service? Usually I just wont tip... or I'll leave the tip in this fashion.... Place a penny in your glass of water, take a napkin or piece of paper and cover the top of the glass, flip the glass over and set it on the table, pull the napkin/paper out from under it. Leave it sitting on the table. http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-ways-to-tick-off-your-waiter.php

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Can a woman beat a man in fighting? Only if he lets her. =D

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I just made it to brain, its the only real brains ive had in my life, should i be congratulated? Booooo hisssssss!!!! just kidding =) . CONGRATZ!!! . My brain looks like this:

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Are you violent in the mind? On a subconscious level, perhaps always. It's human nature. On a physical level, I've spent 34 years learning to control my temper and managing my anger. My many years of martial arts have helped me do this greatly. But I still have those moments in which my button is pushed and I get angry. But I usually don't resort to violence. Now my girlfriend on the other hand, always...

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Do women like butts? =)

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Do women like butts? maybe not their own, because all their weight seems to go right there.. you should see some of these people.. i saw this one chick come up to work the other day and my first thought was, 'dayam, what's in her pockets?'

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If your child keeps asking you the same question over and over and even though you already gave them your answer, do you ever change it just to get them to shut up? Just answer with 'I don't know, ask your dad/mom'... redirect the problem onto someone else.

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When you were a little kid, did your parents let you ride in the car lying down on that little ledge between the back seats and the back window? No, if I'd have done that, my father would have beat me senseless and I wouldn't be able to sit or walk for the next week.

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What was the rudest thing you have done to get someone to leave you alone? repeatedly farted and said i didnt know what was wrong with me

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I love dogs......Anyone who agrees with me?? I also believe that dogs are a gift from god(they also seam like angels to me)...they just enter your life that is hell, turn it to heaven, then leave us forever...does anybody agree with me? The last dog that came into my life nearly bit my face off. I don't call that angelic or heavenly or whatever. I sued the owner and won $80,000. Big scar on my face, got to watch the cops do their thing. I love dogs, but you better keep yours on a tight leash.

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Hi xi have a kitten but iam not sure when he can be done and when he can go out helpppppppppp xxx Yep, just let them go out on their own, leave the door open sometimes and see if they want to go out. Sometimes it takes a kitty a little while to work up th courage. =)

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If you could be an animal what would you be? Slime Mold

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What is something you will find in Michael Jacksons Mansion that you won't find in Hugh Hephners Mansion? (or vise versa) you'd find at jackson's house the same as you'd find at K-mart: little boys pants half off. Hef wouldn't discount ANYTHING.

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Some ABers have very long names. If you are one of those ABers is there a shohrtened version we can use? Thanks it will help my typing fingers. :-) i've been called sweetcakes, or honey muffin, or fruitloops, or who pissed in your cheerios?

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What is man without woman? masturbating

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The Lion wanted courage, the Tin Man wanted a heart, the Scarecrow wanted a brain, & Dorothy just wanted to go home. If this group found you while they were "off to see the Wizard", what creature of Oz would you be & what would you want? I'd be....

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Can you link a photo to an answer or comment without having to upload it? test <a href="http://s694.photobucket.com/albums/vv307/ykrm/?action=view&current=vow.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv307/ykrm/vow.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

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What is something you will find in Florida but not in Montana? (or vise versa) The Ocean. =)

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How long will scientists look in vain for the so called "missing link" before one suggests maybe we did not evolve, maybe we were selected? Whatever the formula is which the universe is based off of, it works like a charm and a by product of it is life. All began from a gasous cloud in space and one thing led to another and here we are now. Should we really concern ourselves with something we're probably never going to figure out? How about solving that univeral equation in which everything is based from? Doing that would...

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If NASA goes to Mars enough times looking for life at what point do they begin to find the life that hitched a ride over? What do you mean 'if'? They did that the first time around and probably don't even know they did it. =)

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I like NASA but do you think the organization would be alot more interesting if it was more about putting life elsewhere instead of looking for it? If they havn't built the Starship Enterprise that's warp speed capable by now, then they've wasted all this time and taxpayers money...

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What are some hints that a teacher is showing favortism towards a specific student? yea the sex tapes of them two hidden behind the chalkboard.

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What's the first thing you think of when you think answerbag? Deez

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Which is better for a romantic and adventurous vacation - Cozumel or Acapulco? I think my place would be best for a romantic encounter. =)

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What is one thing that a midget could not do? a midget could not...... ..reach the chocolate candy bars I hid on top of the fridge.... =)

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So I like this guy and want to add him on fb. But he is in my network so I can view his profile. Would it be stalkerish? I was on the girls bowling team and he was on the boys so we have praticed together. He is in one of my classes. So he might know me. You should just all out ask him on a date. The sooner the better, because either he'll say yes and it might turn out to be forever... or he'll say no, and you won't be wasting any more time over it. =)

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Do you think straight men, do everything for female attention? (e.g buy nice clothes, or nice cars, or etc.) I do things for myself. Whatever makes me feel sexy or good. If a woman is impressed by it, then so be it. But I am nothing special and I just do things to make myself happy. We only live once and I'm not about to waste it on effortless gestures. =) If a chick don't like you for who you are, or accept you how you are, then SCREW them. =)

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Who would like to welcome me back from my suspension? Booooo hissssssss just kidding Welcome back =)

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Men do you like women with no butts or should i say "pancake butts or flat butts"? Big, tall, little, small, me want them all!

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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? Charlie Brown?

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Jenkum... is this real? come on maaaan... huffing farts to get high?

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Who thinks Women's Beach Volleyball is the best sport ever!!? I do! I do! I do!

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Do you like your coffee like you like your lovers? Oh behave!!!

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Does anyone have an elven/faerie name? Mine was given to me by "The Silver Elves", a website I found that used to give people elven/faerie names based on a paragraph you wrote about yourself for them. They named me, Dasaryndor, which means "Shares from the Shadows" I gave them a Robin Hood story, kind of =)

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How to bake a yummy chocolate muffin? Read the directions on the back of the box. =)

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If I'd shot him when I met him __________________. What ending for this? then I wanted him all to myself.

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How can I "mold" my guy into becoming a better boyfriend? he thinks he can do NO wrong. He'll tell me what to do, then turn around and do what he told me not to. Any answers? I've already heard "dump him!" not looking for that answer! sorry! thanks =] I was actually in the public library today when I came across several books on "how to be a better boyfriend" I almost got a couple for myself to browse while using the bathroom or something but then I thought my girlfriend might get the wrong idea. But perhaps if you got some material like that and had them sitting around the house, in the bathroom especially (who doesn't like...

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In the news this week, shoulder pads are suppose to back in fashion, will any AB members be wearing them? ( I myself will not be extending the size of my shoulders, whatsoever!) what do you mean BACK in fashion? they never left!! nearly every piece of women's clothing i've seen have shoulder pads. especially at goodwill and places similar. business suits have them usually i think. i dunno, i see them all the time and i've never quite understood why women would want to wear them with their clothes.

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Will you men out there admit to using skin care products? Triple Antibiotic Ointment... since I work construction and I cut and bruise my hands. My girlfriend puts lotion on my hands and gives me handrubs often. My daughter likes to paint my nails.

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Which type of bread is made from flour and water and cooked over a fire? Hardbread? I can't remember the name of it. But it's a really tough bread and they used it back in the American Civil War. It's not too bad tasting (with some sugar makes it taste better) and it's more resistant to spoiling and mold. Lasts longer. When I asked my girlfriend just now, she said, 'Biscuits'. =D

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I have had a sick bug bfor twenty four hours been to the docs for anti sickness jag i feel like i could eat now does any one kmow if it would be ok to eat toast and tomato? Go for it! The worst that can happen is you'll throw it up. Then you could just try to eat something else. I'd go for soup and saltines since you're sick, that's always good for you. Or you might be a heroin addict and are just dope sick. In that case, just a little tiny bit of dope will take that sickness away.

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My girlfriend's dog has bitten me on 3 separate occasions. what should i do? i want to marry this girl someday. should i marry her with this problem with her dog? the dog growls at me all the time and my girlfriend does nothing. Antifreeze works. Or you could sue her for a dogbite. Surely you'll win that lawsuit. Get the money now, there's more women out there who will marry you... without dogs. Or you could just show that dog who's boss.. Bite back.. or kick the living crap out of him, betcha it won't bite you anymore.

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What would you get as a gift for Newlyweds? One million dollars. Bwahahahahahhahahaa!

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What is your pet's name? My dog's name is KushBlue. Thurston Daisy... Thursday for short... he's a bird =)

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Whos going chicken huntin'!? hittin switches in a drop top low ride tracta

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I'm a 16 gay and my boyfriend is older than me and my parents do not know would he get in trouble if i tell my parents that were sexually active Why would you tell your parents? Is it any of their business? I think you need to keep your business to yourself and such. I think that's the problem with this world, noone can mind their own business. Who cares who you're screwing? Who cares who anyone is screwing, for that matter? You could practice being more discreet with your personal relations and you'll find you will live...

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Say a sentence which can change the world Kill yourself. (Your world will REALLY change then)

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What is something you would find in Mexico that you probably wouldn't see or wouldn't see a lot in other countries? Cinco de Mayo celebrations

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What do you guys think of Wednesday? Here she is!

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Do you have urges to touch people, to clarify they still exist (reach out and touch someone)

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Ok.I need some insight here.This morning I was talking to My wife & she was cursing.I told here that I cannot stand when she does that and that its unattractive.She turns it too-I dont find her attractive and that she makes Me sick.Why would she do this? chick just wants to argue, if she says all that.

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If Middle Earth were real, who/what would you be? Bleh, I keep hitting the answer question button =(

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Would you date someone who is blind or had a disability? teeheehee.... hey we're onto something!

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Can anyone think of a name for a christmas cocktail? Chocolate Cake =) actually, Tom and Jerry has always been my favorite Christmas cocktail =)

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How do I tell my crush, best friends sister, that I want to take it to the next level? The three of us have been going to church together for a year and we have been dating for about 3 weeks. My BF is pist but has said its up to me to decide what to do? just pull that thing out, let her see it, get started!

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At what point is it better for a couple to dance mostly together or is it best that a couple dance with other partners. we've been taking lessons for three years now. ya'll can dance with me =-)

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How much makeup is too much makeup? Something like this http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/10/1015_mimi_1.jpg

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Can anyone think of a short name or a nickname for my daughter, Wednesday? Awesome!

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Can anyone teach me how to hit a bong? *cough cough cough* your turn

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How do i use a dildo up and down and in and out and over and over and over

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A 10 letter word.... It is a name of a city. First five letters relates the God... second five letters relates the dog... whats that what is this, a trick question?

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Is Tolkien's Middle Earth real? Yes, but it was called that a LOOOONG time ago.. Tolkien's works are the only record we have of that era of history.

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Do you have anyone in your family with a weird name? My childrens names are: Samhain Raistlin Severen Aliester Makayla Emmaline Scarlett Wednesday I wouldn't call those weird though

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Would you date someone who is blind or had a disability? I wonder how hard it would be to pick up chicks by hanging out in front of the Center for the Mentally Retarded? I bet it's something Jay and Silent Bob would do. =) They hang out in front of the local jail waiting for chicks who just got out today from being locked up for 6 months... SCORE!!!

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Need Kentucky Derby tickets bad. What should I do? why not just watch the races on TV?

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Where in NYC can I donate plasma for money? The NYC phone book would probably be your best bet in finding a plasma donation center. =)

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What's the best thing you've ever won? I lost on Jeopardy.

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How do you become interesting around women? Spanish Fly or Funky Cold Medina =)

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What is it called when people see sound? "I see," said the blind man as he's pissing in the wind, "it's all coming back to me."

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I have not yet found a scary movie that lifts me off my seat. Does anyone know some good ones that actually will? Anything with Jane Fonda in it. Now that'll scare ya!

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The Press is clamoring for a bumper sticker slogan to encompass all of the economic recovery program. What would make a good slogan? C.H.A.N.G.E = Come Help A Negro Get Elected

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If you're only going to get 2 hours of sleep, should you sleep at all? My Shaolin Master once told me about this one practice that monks do in China. He said that you would sit in a chair and hold a key with two fingers over a metal or china plate and then relax with your eyes closed. The instant you fall asleep, you'll drop the key onto the plate and of course the noise from it landing on the plate will wake you up. My master said that all your brain really...

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How do you make a dove quit singing? it gets so irratating, but they're my moms and they stay in my room!!! >:/ alka-seltzer =)

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Have you seen this video of President Obama? lies =)

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Are pandemics natures way of culling the human race? Hurray for Mother Earth! Death to the Humans!!

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Do you see your kids as a pleasure? Burdens of Joy =)

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What is the strangest thing you have ever tasted? what was it.. a liver and onion blizard? =D

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What is the time where you live? It's time to get ill!!

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If your boyfriend did not tell you he had been to a prostitute in Africa, 5 years before you met him, would you notify his doctor if he had not? Just have him try to go give plasma =) That will be the answer to all your questions.

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Can one be happy for nothing....just be happy without any reason whatsoever? I'm only happy when it rains.

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What is Yoda's full name? Master Yoda =)

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Why does Obi-Wan Kenobi allow Darth Vader to kill him in the original Star Wars movie? Obi-Wan let Vader kill him because... Kenobi's death would be the only thing that would emotionally push Luke to want to become a Jedi. Luke was an emotional wreck since his aunt and uncle died and everything was new to him, this whole Force deal, so Kenobi knew that he must affect Lukes feelings in order for Luke to progress in the ways of the Jedi.

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How have hallucinogens helped you? I've seen things that noone else have seen, being the main advantage to having done hallucinogens. But some other references would be that I can understand the inside jokes and situations about them when they're presented on TV or movies. Also, my extended use of them in the past has made me realize that I've been there and done that, not needing to do it anymore because...

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If Jesus was a prophet according to Islam, then how is it that Jihadis want to kill us in the honor of God? Jihadis are religious zealots, which doesn't make them correct in their ways. They pick and choose which verses in their holy book they want to believe and don't see the whole picture. Something a LOT of people do when it comes to their religion and this in turn makes the world a very dangerous and idiotic place.

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Is there any instructions on how to make a solar panel, or where to get the silicon pieces? thank you ..Jennifer http://www.solarhow.org/

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Would your moral compass act funny at the north or south pole? Probably the North Pole, unless you don't think it would be acting funny because I was there looking for Santa because I wanted to kill him for not getting me anything for this last Xmas. =)

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I bought a car, and put my friend's name on the car title. We are no longer together, and I have the car. He said he will report it stolen, that the car is in his name, what can I do? File charges of 'Failure to sign the title over'. I've done that before when the other person refused to give me the car which I purchased.

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I am a resident of Kentucky but living in Texas. Can I purchase a weapon at a gun show or auction? If you're not a felon, I don't see why not.

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In what kind of movie would you like to be a part of and why? Any movie where I get to kiss the likes of: Milla Jojovich, Kirsten Dunst, Uma Thurman, Avril Lavigne, Kate Hudson, Nicole Kidman, the list goes on and on and on. Maybe a steamy sex scene too. But kissing is good.

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What do you do to get your pets all "fired up". I can do the theme to jaws or "Old Mcdonald had a farm" and mine will just snarl that nose at me.. It's so funny..What do you do just to get your pets going? I can say, 'Heeeere kitty kitty kitty' and our dog will flip the hell out, running around trying to find the cat... the cat we don't even have. =)

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Could i be pregnant and not have signs, my last period was 17th nov '08. birth control can disrupt your periods. also drug use can disrupt your period. if you're using neither, i would suggest having a pregnancy test done. but you probably already knew that.

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How can I lose 5 KG in 1 month? HELP! diet and exercise

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Do you agree that stereotyping in essence serves a natural and practical function? Certainly, mankind has always been fixated on trying to put the other man down. It will go on and on forever, sadly. So rather than worry about being stereotyped, focus on how to either avoid being stereotyped or how to react to being stereotyped. =)

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Who was the first Mexican actress to be nominated for an Academy Award? not Katherine Zeta Jones?

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How do you make your morning coffee? (instant? drip coffee maker? brewed on the stove? electric perk?) Just a plain ol coffee maker. Gets the job done and allows me to enjoy the best thing on the planet, a nice cup of jo!

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Car is losing water want to make sure there fixing the right thing Either a hose, or the radiator itself. You can use that fix it yourself radiator filler to deal with small leaks in the radiator itself, if that doesn't solve the problem, look to the hoses for leaks.

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What are some unique valentine gift for a husband who can buy almost anything? A brand new Corvette Convertable. =)

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Have you ever tried reading a book everyone said was great, and found it so boring you could not finish it? What was it? Twilight, it sucked.

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What is the best put-down line ever? I'm going to pepper spray you.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!? Look what happened to Stephen Hawkings when he chucked wood at Chuck Norris... bad idea!

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If you worked for a management company, and you know they do things wrong, who do you report them to? the police.

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If you could get free clothes from one store for the rest of your life, what store would it be? Pennies... they have EVERYTHING!

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My brother wants temporary custody of his son the mother is unfit in not taking care of herself any help on how to? Get a lawyer. You can also go talk to the 'Friend of the court' they will give some legal advise. Not taking care of oneself doesn't exactly make one not fit for parenting if they're taking care of the child though. So I would choose your words carefully and attempt to be less biased in the situation. Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts.

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Where can i get some latex crack filler from Lowe's =)

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My black lab woke up this morning with a very very large stomach vomitting abnormally large amounts of poop and he will not eat anything he usually is excited to eat w hat do i do! he was vomiting poop?

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Does anyone know how to finish these lyrics? It's driving me nuts >< "I see the moon, the moon sees me..." I see the moon The moon sees me And in the end We both agree That the best time Is in the night Because the sun Is just too bright

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How can Mormons deny the deity and standing of Jesus Christ as God? The Mormons (and any religion) can do whatever the hell they want to. I think that any religion that focuses on something OTHER than the single fundamental teaching of Christ, "Love one another as we love ourselves, and love God too.", is wasting your time with nonsense. Practice love, my friend, and you won't be sinning. That's as simple as it gets. Forget history, forget...

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If you say it enough times, is it true? I've found that if you spend a considerable amount of your life retelling a story because you liked it, even though it wasn't, you would eventually believe it, and it would be true to you. Until you stopped and thought about it for a while and realized you were really lying. But you would tell the story anyways because you're so used to telling it.

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Do vampires really exist? ever heard of lawyers? that's a REAL vampire for ya =)

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If you have heard the recent news about the man who donated a kidney to his wife, and they are now getting divorced because she cheated and he now wants his kidney back, tell me should he get his kidney back? I think so.! Don't forget that he gave her a choice. The kidney or 1.5 million dollars. =)

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I have a sharp shooting pain on my right side of my ribs right underneath my chest. Does anyone know what might be the problem? It might mean you're getting your period?

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I'm such a loser. I'm jealous of the guy i'm seeing's best friend (who is a girl). They have such a great time together and tho I know he is totally not interested in her sexually, I still feel like he enjoys her company more than mine! :( What to do? There are two types of men, those who think they can, and those who think they can't. Both of them are right.

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Do you use the curved or flat side of a butter knife when you apply a spread? I don't use a butter knife to apply a spread. I get my ol lady to do it for me =) She loves to cook for me!

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If you were stuck on an island and could bring only 1 thing what would it be My cup of coffee. <3

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What's the secret? secret    /ˈsikrɪt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [see-krit] –adjective 1. done, made, or conducted without the knowledge of others: secret negotiations. 2. kept from the knowledge of any but the initiated or privileged: a secret password. 3. faithful or cautious in keeping confidential matters confidential; close-mouthed; reticent. 4. designed or working to escape...

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Which is the most attractive colour?why. Red is my favorite color. I think it's the most attractive because so many of lifes most beautiful things are red. I could list them but I think you can catch my idea.

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What is the most unusual animal you've ever taken in/cared for? My kids have been the most unusual animals I've ever experienced. They sure come up with the weirdest and sometimes amusing things to do.

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Is today a good day to go fishing? If you like ICE fishing maybe.... it's freakin cold outside!

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If perception is reality, and I'm not perceiving a doctor repairing my broken arm, was my broken arm repaired by a doctor? If a doctor is repairing your broken arm, and you're not perceiving it, then I think you might be trying to perceive in the wrong place.

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Explain why is winter in the northern hemisphere? The earth is tilted on it's axis, giving each area of the globe it's share of being furthest away from the Sun. During this time, we call it the winter season.

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Was anyone els dissapointed at the ending of the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull? I had thought I walked back into the wrong movie at the theater and said to myself, 'What is this, X-Files?' Yes, they tried to make the movie more kid friendly which took a huge element away from the show. Too bad. I think everyone was disappointed.

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Which is your favourite nut? I ate a whole big bottle of peanuts once. The next day I was in pain. Do not eat the WHOLE bottle of peanuts. You'll be crapping peanut butter in a few days, after the terrible stomach ache goes away.

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WHAT TYPE OF PROGRAM WOULD BE USED TO WRITE A BOOK? I use Microsoft Word to write my books. =)

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Do you remember the house (layout & surroundings) you spent most of your childhood in? Where did you spend most of your time? Sadly, I spent my childhood bouncing from place to place, church to church, stepmom to stepmom. I can remember a few places which I lived that I liked. But it's all pretty blurry to me, too fast.

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Are you verbally abusive? Verbally manipulative perhaps, but not abusive.

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I signed a contract to sell my house i found out my husband is a drug user we are currently separated i dont want to move me or my two minor sons what do i do as i have no where to go You signed a contract to sell your house. Aparently you will be selling your house if you wish to uphold your word in the matter. If you don't want to move, I would suggest talking to whoever you sell the house to, to pay rent in the place. Or just get up off your hiney and get moved to a new place. One your drug using husband won't know where it's at. What does your husband...

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How were the phases of the Moon explained in Ancient and Medieval times before Copernicus? With as many human sacrifices as possible. =) But I might be wrong though, so don't take my word for it.

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Why do some women show interest in sex at first, then seem to care less about it later in the relationship? Because you don't own a copy of the Kama Sutra! =)

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Anybody want to committ suicide with me?i am tired of all the bullshit Might I suggest that if you do it, make sure you attempt to get your name written in the history books before you go out. There are a few ways you can do this, just have to be creative. =)

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What exactly does it mean when a person is given the "Key to the City?" Respect and Honor among those who are the leaders of a particular place.

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Is lack of sex bad for your mental health? Maybe not if your first time you got a nice case of the clap.

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Is 2009 gonna rock? I dunno... paper beats rock and scissors beats paper but rock beats scissors... so it's really a tough question to answer. =)

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Can anyone teach me how to hit a bong? Here's one way to learn to hit a bong =)

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A cup of coffee can cure certain kinds of headaches - anyone know what kind? the kind that throb and hurt... is there a different kind of headache?

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Why can't we all just hit a bong? you might break it if you hit it... waste of your hard earned money.

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Unused Counter strike Source cd key, Unused Cs source cd key ? where I can get it. You can purchase the game from Walmart or Gamestop. There will be a CD key in there that you can use. Rather than take a chance getting busted for software piracy. =)

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Apart from a leading Answerbagger, what is a firebrand? fire·brand Pronunciation: -ˌbrand Function: noun Date: 13th century 1 : a piece of burning wood 2 : one that creates unrest or strife (as in aggressively promoting a cause) : agitator

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Is it healthy to be a married 30 year old male with absolutely NO sexual desire? healthy? ummm.... i don't think health has anything to do with it.... but welcome to the world of porn and toys! =)

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Let me guess....You smoke weed? No, but you can if you want to.

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My 1 year old dachshund refuses to go #2 outside. But he doesn't just have accidents, he waits until we're sleeping in the middle of the night, then hides his poop under the piano. How do we encourage him to go outside? Try one of those electric shocking collar thingies... those seem like they would work pretty well.

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If there are no charges brought against a parent regarding their children should the case procede through the family courts? Should or Will?

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Why do I become very Scientific when I'm drunk? First it leads to science, then it leads to the living room, then the bathroom, then the kitchen, then the bedroom... hope you don't get a hangover!

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Can I grow coffee trees in my greenhouse in Kentucky? You can grow ANYTHING in a greenhouse. =)

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I am beginning to question my faith in God, and do not think i can continue to believe in him. How do you think i shoud feel? The only choice anyone has when it comes to religion is faith. That's all we have to go by. The Bible makes that plain and clear. So it's really a personal choice in which you can either keep the faith, or lose it. Strictly a matter of belief of either, "Surely there's SOMETHING out there greater than us" or "Surely there's nothing out there which matches our...

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What rock song goes baby baby baby British Punk band, The Vibrators, had a great song called 'Baby Baby Baby', it was on their 1977 first album , 'Pure Mania'. The chorus goes "Baby baby baby ....... won't you be my girl."

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Is death psychosomatic? Normally I would say no. But I am sure that there are cases in which the opposite would apply. I once read a manuscript written by an old Shaolin Abbot who claimed that change was neccesary to continue the growth and regrowth of your body, including the brain. Repetition is what causes the body to discontinue renewing itself. So the thinking exercises which he described were neccesary to keep...

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Do all cats like that kissing sound that I know everybody makes to call them? I don't kiss at the cat, I go 'heeere kitty kitty kitty kitttttyyyyy!' =)

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I HAVE POGOGAMES ON MY COMPUTER BUT KNOW THEY WON'T LOAD , WHEN IT GETS TO THE LOADING PART IT COMES UP THEN CLICK IT GOES TO MY DESKTOP SCREEN...YAHOO GAMES DO THE SAME PLZZZZZZZZZZZ HELP run your virus scanner =)

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Is taking ones own life a sin and if so can a person who takes their own life be forgiven and enter heaven? jesus says once you're saved, you're going to heaven if you're not, well... heaven is out of the question.

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A few nights ago I fell asleep with my earphones in. The next morning I couldn't hear properly out of my right ear, it is muffled, I left this for a bit but it hasn't gotten better. If I put my finger in my ear there isn't feel-able wax. What is wrong? just give it a few days, and your hearing should return to normal. I remember blasting my new car stereo with 2 live crew and i couldnt hear correctly for a whole month, but it did go back to normal eventually.

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Does suicide bother anyone? i want to kill myself and i want to know if it will bother anyone. come on, don't you think there are better things to do than kill yourself?

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Why does my rib stick out on one side at the top eat more chicken

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Sex frequency - How many times a month should a healthy middle aged(40s) married couple have? with viagra, the sky is the limit =)

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What do you think of our government spending 20 + million dollars on this anoguration,when there are millions that dont have a job?Also Congress giving themselves raises? they've ALWAYS spent buku bucks on events like this. it's nothing new.

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Is it a crime to pay someone to orchestrate a situation in which you would be able to sexually assault another person? unless you were both consenting, and the other person is just wanting to fulfill their secret rape fantasy, or something... but otherwise... not cool =)

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My truck is in my ex girlfriends name & she has reported it stolen. what can happen? you need to go press charges against her for 'failure to sign the title over' ... it will nullify any dispute regarding the truck being 'stolen' or 'misused' =)

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How do I get rid of a perm that I don't want anymore, I have semi long hair if that helps Scissors =)

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What relation, if any, would my Aunt's sister be? Obviously my uncle is my Mothers brother. It could be your Mom =) or another aunt... but here's a video that might interest you about such a thing. =)

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Does a gun shot hurt, or just numb I dunno, but a gun shot is loud, that's for sure!

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My kid is 7 and wont stop carrying his stuffed dog around with him and sucking his thumb. he only sucks his thumb when he has the stuffed animal. at 7 years old, should i step in and take the dog away since he show no sign of growing out of this behavior? right, that's his security... so i would let him keep that sense of security until he develops another thing to take the stuff dog and thumb routine away =) you can certainly talk to him and say that if he wants to be a big boy that he should put the dog on his bed and not suck his thumb. if he shows interest in wanting to be a 'big boy' then by all means, talk him into it =)

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Non-Christians: Has anyone read "Mere Christianity" by CS Lewis? It was reccomended by a fellow Answerbagger, and I just wanted an opinion or two. In most of C.S. Lewis' books, you can identify the Christian element in them. It's subtle and positive in a way which suggests that if you want to research more into his "why's and how's", then you're free to do that, or you can skip his proposals by ignoring the parts in which he does that. I like C.S. Lewis a lot because he's an incredible storyteller...

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Have you ever met a schizophrenic person (hebephrenic or paranoid)? What was their behavior like? Allow me to introduce you to most of my ex girlfriends. =)

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Why should natural resources be conserved? I think that our natural resources should be consumed as fast as possible. That way we can force upon our societies to come up with energy alternatives which do not rely on natural sources. The sooner we utilize our capabilities to invent new ways to power our society, the better. Plus it'd be nice to see people getting the Nobel for something real instead of theoretical. =) As a side...

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What makes you want more? Heroin

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I would like to draw attention to the answerbag member Moongrim.He is a member of NAMBLA and lives in Eugene, Oregon, USA.Would you be willing to pray for Moongrim's poor lost pedophilic soul? Takes one to know one =)

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If you had an addition to your family in the form of triplet girls, would you call them Surely, Goodness and Mercy? If not, what would you call them. I'd name them, Not Me, I Dunno, and I Didn't =)

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Why do people on forums criticize others who ask naive questions by saying "dont waste our time and google it," when they can just save their own time by not responding? I spend time on AB for a single purpose. To pass the time either helping people, or amusing people, or amusing myself, or asking questions. It's as simple as that. It's not a waste of time, it's a way to pass the time. No question is naive considering we're all from different backgrounds and educations. There's a lot of kids here and also people who honestly don't...

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President-elect Obama did not watch Bush's speech live ; Obama went out to dinner just as Bush's remarks were beginning. What do you think about Obama not watching the Farewell speech? To each their own. He's a free man and can do what he wants to. Although he was probably recording it on his TiVo. =)

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Do you think animal testing is in place not to research cures, but more disease engineering? You're exposing my secret plans to take over the world! Damn you! =)

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If your daughter was both very beautiful and very smart would you ever encourage her to model? If a gal can model, then that's the least they can do. I'd push on bigger goals, such as acting school, or teach her to sing or play guitar, become a rock star. But acting school is where it's at. $2 million a movie? Definitely worth it!

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What color do you want your coffin to be? When I die, the whole Universe is just going to wink out of existance. What color is that?

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How do you feel about President elect Obama's 150 million dollar budget for his inauguration? Spare some change Mr. President?

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What`s directly below soil? Wormfood

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Will the Americans ever give world peace a chance, & allow negotiation & unbroken communications with foreigner countries? American foreign policy dictates that all other countries must remain 20 years behind us in industry and military capabilities among other things, unless they are our allies. World Peace will never be attainable because it's human nature to kill for territory and women and many other reasons. Our races have been fighting since the dawn of mankind.

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If I'm unhappy with Jesus's advice who can I complain to? How could you be unhappy with the ONE piece of advice that Jesus gave. To love one another as we love ourselves and love God too. That's it!

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How come PEOPLE on AB are so smart like real teachers? People are smart in general. Plus, we on AB have access to the internet and some of us are well versed in the art of researching the internet to find just about anything (if it's on here, and it probably is). So a collective group of people who like to ask and answer questions = the perfect place to ask and answer questions. You might even get a laugh out of some of the questions and...

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Did the 9/11 attacks help or hurt the psychic industry? You mean you didn't notice?

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Is it wrong that I slept with my 70 year old mother in law last night? you mean 70 y/o's still like the wild thang??

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WHAT IS COMMERCE try dictionary dot com =) Edited note: COMMERCE –noun 1. an interchange of goods or commodities, esp. on a large scale between different countries (foreign commerce) or between different parts of the same country (domestic commerce); trade; business. 2. social relations, esp. the exchange of views, attitudes, etc. 3. sexual intercourse. 4. intellectual or spiritual...

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My boyfriend decided that he was going to pour cold water in the hot shower I was taking. I would like to get him back but need ideas. Can anyone help? I would like it so the prank does not go outside the bathroom! That could be dangerous!! Nair in the shampoo =)

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Whats your favorite salad made out of? (remember, salad isn't always lettuce based) :) Did someone say salad?

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Can you think of a good name for a fictional disease? Phlebodontitis.

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Do dreams come true? I dunno.. I hope not. I dreamed I was karate fighting Avril Lavigne.

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What comes to mind when I say 'youth group'? Crips and Bloods

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Do you think it is wrong to recycle stuff from the neighbor's trash can without telling them? One man's trash is another man's treasure.

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Women's Studies graduate auctions her virginity to help pay for college what do you ladies think She's a fraud, she's not really a virgin.

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If god came down and said give me a reason to let u in heaven what would u Say? Bidobbledeeblebibblebobblebuldeboo... *just like daffy duck does it*

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I am having Shrimp with Cocktail Sauce.....Can I throw some Shrimp on the BBQ for you too? Who you calling shrimp? >=(

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What unusual allergy or allergies do you have? (corn and pork are mine) I'm allergic to hannah montana

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My daughter is 5 mo can she eat yougurt? bacteria cultures.

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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose? The United States of America.

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Does anyone know the best way to get a medical card in Colorado? Get an application, fill it out, mail it off, wait for your card. =)

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When roasting marshmellows over an open fire do you like yours "burnt" or "light brown?" I like mine where it falls off my stick and I have to dig it out of the ashes. YUMMY!

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What is your favorite bird to eat? Bird?

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Why are tighty whities so wrong everyboby keeps laughing to them why What's so funny?

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Is world of war craft as addicting as people say? almost as addictive as AB =)

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Whats the worst thing you could do/say when going through airport security? You could bring 9 other men dressed in islamic robes, all go to the terminal and at the window looking at one of the planes, everyone start bowing and humming some prayer for about 10 minutes, then all leave quickly.. I GUARANTEE that plane will not take off. =)

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Who has heard of Chattanooga Tennessee? I knew a girl there once...

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What's the best way to politely reject a job offer? Do the Sharon Stone thing from Basic Instinct. That'll do the trick.

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What can a short man do to be overall more attractive? stilettos =)

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First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Kentucky." Chicken Necks

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What are good natural cures for headaches? If you take a hammer and smash your big toe, you'll be replacing a smaller pain for a larger one and you'll not concentrate on your headache anymore, but the pain in your toe instead. So that's one way to go about it, but you probably want to try these other people's methods first. =)

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My question is i am 5'2 ...118 and want to lose 5lbs. i know that i am not overweight, but it is that irritating belly fat that drives me crazy. how about a picture? =D

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Can a guy like to wear girl clothes and not be gay? Or what would you call that? I'm just saying like pink belts with bullets on them. Or lace armcuffs, or pink toboggans or such. I wore a skirt before but that was in my wanna-be hippy days. But girls fashion just rules compared to guys I think. Earrings. Fingernail polish. I love it when my daughter paints my toenails. Low rider jeans =) Things that make me feel sexy. *shrug*

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Where's the beef? Beef curtains?

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When sitting on the throne( the toilet) do you sit towads the back or more towards the front? I alternate between sitting positions. My legs always fall asleep so I gotta keep on the move.

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What female athletes are smokers? All I know is that Maria Sharapova is smoking hot!

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Smokers when do you smoke throughout the day? (i.e. One in the morning, on the way to work, after lunch, etc) 2 cigarettes first thing in the morning, then my coffee. After that, who knows... whenever I feel like smoking. Which generally runs about a pack a day. Shame on me huh?

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How many people do you personally know who lead double lives? If I told you, I'd have to do something drastic. =)

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What is it called? Here you go =)

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We are irish students trying to decide on a destination for our summer 09! we had decided on boston but now want somewhere in california not san diego or san fran! any suggestions somewhere warm and where can get a job! Bossier City, La.

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Disregard this question I hope that you're really amused And hopefully not too confused I wish you goodwill May your cup be refilled By this wonderful good tasting brew =)

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What do you long for the most in life? What I long for? Well I had hoped that before I die, I could have amassed enough money for my tombstone. But my tombstone is special. It will be a 395 foot tall statue of me, in shining gold armor holding my sword high in the air. Perhaps if I can make more money than this would cost, I would have myself mounted on a golden horse doing the same thing, holding my sword up high. Wouldn't it...

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Why do people not vote? Because they're felons.

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What is the easyist way to get to Austria Having Austrian parents and being born there. =)

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I just won the UK Lottery AND I'm making millions by helping a Nigerian ex-patriot! Am I the luckiest guy on the planet or what? oh you got that email too?

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If you were captain of a state-of-the-art warship would you consider going AWOL with the ship and become a pirate ship? Maybe back in the 1500's =)

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What is it called? Well in the song by Faith No More, I think they were talking about the female reproductive recepticle =) *sings* And I say, what is it?

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Really need advice. I'm trying to decide which is better, buying or renting a car. A new Corolla is 195.00 a month for 4yrs with 5 thousand down. My other option is a 2002 Toyota Camry with 129000 km. Payments are 187.00 with same down. Any advice? I say neither. I'd be patient and try to find a car which you don't have to make payments on. Since you have the 5k for a down payment, you could easily buy a nice car flat out. Also you might want to try to local automobile auctions. With $5k, you could find yourself something REALLY REALLY nice. I went with 1500 and got myself a good running vehicle that lasted me for about 5 years....

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I bought a used car from a private owner. The car broke down on me within 3days. I called and told him the issues, and he responded with "Not my problem. Deal with it". What are my options? Plus I did not recieve a bill of sale although I do have the titl You could punch the guy in the nose. Or come up with some other vengeful plan to make sure that he ends up paying more than you do in whatever damages you do, except you need to do that without it reflecting back on you. That way you don't get in trouble.

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Name of web sites for free download of bollywood movies and also state the steps involve in downloading. *sings* If you have to ask.... you'll never know... funky mutha psycho's will not be told to go-wo-wo-wo.. =)

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What is the best way for me to learn German on my own? Buy a how to speak German book or tapes

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I think my boyfriend is addicted to the game World of Warcraft. How can I get him to stop playing that game and spend more time with me? Resistance is futile. Buy WoW and play yourself, join his guild, get to level 80, make yourself useful =)

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Do you think Hooters should have ONLY females as wait staff? Personally if Hooters wouldn't hire me on their wait staff, I'd get rich from the discrimination lawsuit.

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My sweet little dog died today, and my heart is broken. I've dealt with this before, but it doesn't make it hurt any less. Even though you know the end is near, does that make you feel better when it happens or worse? My cat disappeared recently.. I know how you feel. *sob*

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How do two people who truly love each other and really don't care about the wedding itself when they get married go about having a wedding? You could have one of those voodoo type weddings. Those seem pretty interesting and it wouldn't be your traditional style that everyone else gets.

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In military circles, what does MIA stand for? I think it's a Chuck Norris movie =)

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Where do you stand on Israel's military operation in Gaza? death to the infidels?

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What type of sushi roll do you think tastes the best? I like the ones with a strip of dog meat, or cat meat, in the middle, it's pretty good... I've always wanted to try some with human meat, can't find a place which sells that though.

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Did you ever send in cereal box tops for a prize? What was the prize? I send my kids to school with the boxtops. Since they wear uniforms to school, the prize is usually a free dress day where they can wear whatever they want. My kids always want to wear Camo.

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So who invented the first flush toilet? I thought it was an indian named 'Squats to pee'

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Are you a registered bone marrow donor? I wouldn't think that anyone would want my body parts.

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What country do you live in.Do you like it? *sings* I was boooooorn in East LA Man I was Booooooorn in East LA I don't belong here, in downtown TJ I wish I Waaaaas back in EAST LA OLE!!!

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Do you agree or disagree with this question? Can I agree to disagree?

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What type of porn do YOU think is the best? midgets =)

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What to do if bitten by a goldfish? Oh wait... I'm supposed to write limericks today for all my answers... soooo... Once I was bit by a goldfish Who thought I'd be a tasty dish At first bite it tickled And then I would giggle Then I fed it cuz that what it wished. =D

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What to do if bitten by a goldfish? giggle and laugh cuz it tickled..

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Why did the Incas walk thousands of miles across treacherous mountains to deliver messages instead of e-mailing of texting them? They used the Force.

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Do you like the new Hockey Night in Canada song? How does it compare to the original? Sure, sounds cool enough =)

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What is the longest song title that you have ever heard? Premenstrual Princess Blues - MOD/SOD

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What's the longest period of time that a slice of pizza has been left out that you still ate? I dunno, but I had pizza in the fridge for like 2 weeks and there was mold and all sorts of nastiness on it and my dog ate it no problem. Didn't even get sick or nothing!

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Evolutionists: Where did the space for the universe come from? Space evolved from the essence of the primary angelur plane when it tried to emerge into what is known as our dimension. It only took a small amount but was sufficient to cause a massive explosion which created something out of nothing on this plane. It's a relatively hard process to explain since we don't have the brain capacity to understand such a phenomena. So ask again in about...

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I heard theres going to be a new prez named Obama. Is this guy any good? There's no such thing as an honest politician. I think that Obama is a man with secret ambitions and a personal agenda. We will find out what they are soon enough. Expect the best, prepare for the worst.

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Don't you think the racists have a defect in their DNA? No, they have a defect in their education and their reasoning.

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What three things in life that can destroy a person? fire, water, and a terrible spouse

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What is your reaction when you think about your parents having sex? Well my reaction was about 34 years ago when I came crawling out of my mom, due to my parents having sex. Other than that reaction, I havn't really thought about it much.

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This maybe the most important question of modern times. How do you eat your Oreo's Hmmm... Oreos are great... and my girlfriend is lactating... I wonder if Oreo's would be good dipped in breast milk? =D

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I earn my living as an artist, under what conditions would you model for me? *holds my pinky to the corner of my mouth* One million dollars! Bwahahahahahahhahhaaaa!

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What was the last item you took back to a store & asked for a refund? buy a new product from walmart... take the old one back... constant recycling of household products due to 100% customer satisfaction. =) i've even took a 5 year old pair of shoes back to walmart with the receipt because they have to exchange it.

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What is the one invention that is making your life SOOO much easier or better? Midol

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You've got the remote....will it be a quest for the big game or a good movie? Got kids so it's always cartoons for me =)

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Best hair product for curly hair? Scissors =)

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Do you think Jennifer Anniston is pretty?? cuz i think she is very ugly nice legs, funny nose, decent actress

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What do you do if your boyfriend keeps blaming you for cheating and your not? i have never cheated on him. Call him a paranoid schizophrenic and tell him he forgot his meds in the saddlebag of the horse he rode in on. =)

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I have been with my girlfriend for almost 5years and she keeps inviteing a male friend to stay over night or for a few days! mind i don't like him and they know that is it highly possible that she's cheating on me? she's so different when he's around Put all her crap out on the front porch and change the locks to the doors. Don't answer her phone calls and call the cops when she shows up.

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Hmm.... if you gave your boyfrind an ultimatum that either you move out, or the ex-wife moves out, and he didn't make her leave, what would you do? Maybe the boyfriend was under duress? That adds all sorts of interesting plots and twists and turns to the whole story.

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What is your most interesting scar and the story to go behind it? I got my face bitten by a dog because the owner was gay and I wouldn't sleep with him. So should I hate gay people and dogs now?

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If you had to describe the year 2008 in three words, what would they be? Mine are broke, pregnant, and change!! 2008? Can I pick 4 words? It would be ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

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Write a 5 paragraph essay on the reson the sky is blue and i'll give you a ton of points. The sky is blue because I will it to be blue. If I willed the sky to be red, then the sky would be red, and the sky is red sometimes because I feel like I want the sky to be red. It's this God complex I get from time to time, I can't really control it. It's the same reason why when I die, the whole universe is just going to wink out of existance. Sometimes the sky is blue...

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Can you suffocate yourself by holding your breath for a long time? No, you'll pass out and then when you wake up you'll be fine. Do that enough times though and you'll give yourself brain damage. Unless of course, your holding your breath with a bag over your head, then you'll wake up dead. =)

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How is it fair for a woman to expect your attention when she has nothing to occupy your attention? nothing to talk about, figure out, or do... she just wants your undivided attention. how can that possibly be reasonable? or just get a pet dog... or a fish... it's the same thing it seems like =)

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How is it fair for a woman to expect your attention when she has nothing to occupy your attention? nothing to talk about, figure out, or do... she just wants your undivided attention. how can that possibly be reasonable? that's called a prude... time to devote your attention somewhere else =)

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In the bigger scheme of life, do you think you are a mistake? Disregard.

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Do women like really tall guys i am 6-7 my g/f thinks you're a dog

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Is the 10% tithing rule in the christian bible or who made it up? Watch the movie called Luther. It's a great movie, but you'll see the corruption of the church when it comes to money. Churches live off money, making them just as corruptable as anything. If you do not give your church money, let's see what that church will give you, eh? I'm a Christian but I can't stand the corruption and two-facedness which today's churches seem...

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Can you think of a good quote to have on the back of an English Literature university sweater? e.g., the law students have things like "see you in court" and "i am the law" Am I a vampire? Not quite, I'm a lawyer.

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Is there any such thing as a "good dictator" or "good dictatorship"? Hail Ceasar!

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What does AIDS look like? Pools closed.

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Who is the richest person you know? my old drug dealer

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Did you have a positive or negative experience of Prozac? my mom used to be an alcoholic, but she quit cold turkey.. realizing she used the alcohol to cover up her mental illness, she takes a heavy prozac dose. i can honestly say that I preferred her drunk. she was a lot happier and manageable.

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A person at my workplace smell really bad, so bad that the staffroom fills with their BO - Is there any polite way of dealing with this? just make small talk and random comments like, 'do you smell that?' or 'what's that smell?' or 'you smell something funny?' or 'is something burning?' or 'who farted?' =)

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Are you smart enogh to compose a limerick? There once was a girl from AB Who was looking a little lovely Messages I would send Intercepted by girlfriend So now she is bitching at me. =D

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Car Chicken?

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What is the smell or your under arm deodrant? I don't use deoderant, that stuff causes cancer in lab rats. But then again, I don't sweat much under my arms, but if I did, then I'd probably start using something strong enough for a woman, made for a man. =)

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Your legs: Do you wax, shave, Nair or do nothing. How do you get rid of the hair on your legs? Well, I've found that if you fry food with a wok, and learn to do it with your feet.. all those flames will get rid of that hair. If you do it for long enough, you'll remain permanently hairless. Don't believe me? Go to a nice chinese food place and check out the cooks. No armhair and no eyebrows.. Thanks to the wok!

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Which company(s) are you so angry at that you'd like to cast an ancient Sumerian curse that would cause a cloud of locusts to descend upon their corporate offices and and pick clean the bones of their upper management? Starbucks

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Would you please welcome my sister, linsue, to AB? your name is really linsue? how cool is that?!? anyways hola mamacita =)

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Imagine an imaginary mangery manager managing an imaginary managery silly man

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The sticky gel that keeps strapless bras in place- does anyone know what this gel is called & where to buy some Over the shoulder bolder superglue?

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Do you blame Bush for everything? Naw, I blame my g/f for everything.

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Do you like the term "jelly" as slang for jealous? Naw, I like the term, 'Bitch' for someone who's jealous =)

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What is the coldest place you've ever been? Standing before my g/f while she's accusing me of having an affair with someone from AB... now that's cold...

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A train is careening towards 50 people strapped on a railroad, but you have the option to pull a lever to make it careen towards only 30 people. Could you pull it, knowing that it would be completely your decision that the 30 died? I would just rip open the front of my suit coat, revealing my superman outfit beneath and stop the train... saving all 80 people!! Look! Up in the sky! It's a pancake. No, it's some bacon! No look, it's Super Breakfast!

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Do you make enough money to live comfortably, or do you make just enough to get by? We make enough money to get by. But being a felon makes it tough to find a REALLY good job.. so I'm still serving a life sentence because of my past.

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What are some cute/girly words or phrases for a personalized license plate? my licence plate says: 5TH ELMT =D

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I am 22 years old and was thinking about moving to america from scotland but i have a drugs charge from 6 years ago will there be a problem There's a possible chance that your application for US citizenship might be denied based on the fact that you are a felon from another country. I'm pretty sure that a certain place doesn't want to pick up another countries problem. But since it was 6 years ago, and if you've not added to your criminal record since then, you just might be eligible. But the real question is,...

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I wan to ask a question regarding my looks and for this i need to upload my pics here to ask questions abt it...! can anybody tell how to proceed..? There's a button here that says Upload Image.... observe the screen my man..

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I recently responded to a question saying that Ann Coulter was offensive (and got down rated, might I add). Am I the only person who finds her offensive? (Let's have a real discussion without any personal attacks, please) I'm not sure I've seen much about this Ann Coulter person, but your all's description of her definitely make her unsavory. She sounds like every other politician and channelmonger on TV. Which is why I am quickly losing faith in this country and it's political procedure.

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Do you think your pet actually knows its name? My cat, Mya, definitely knows her name. My brother's dog knows his name... I'll whisper several names and when I get to Harley, he responds. It's pretty cool. Proves to me that animals are definitely intelligent in some ways.

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What's the most immature/nasty/stupid thing you've done a search for? (Images, web or anything.) two kids in a sandbox?

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What rights to men enjoy that women can't? The right not to bear children?

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What is the most offensive bumper sticker slogan you can think of? Eat A Queer Fetus For Jesus?

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What happened in the past that still makes you laugh every time you think about it? The first time I heard my children bust out laughing. Always makes me laugh when I think about it =)

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What is the most effective way to kill somebody? Shoot them in the head. Or the heart. That's pretty effective.

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Most people would pick up a $20 bill laying on the street, but would ignore a penny. What is your bottom line - nickel, dime, quarter, one, five, or ten dollar bill? You mean you pick your bottom?

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If porn is so "Harmless", then why can't people under 18 years of age, watch it? Do you want your 5 year old daughter exposed to that kind of stuff?

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Im in the mood to bake some cookies. What kind do you want? In my tribe, we refer to 'baking cookies' as smoking pot.

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I am in love with my brother-in-law. I am married but am in love with the brother-in-law. What do I do? Divorce your husband and marry his brother.

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What songs make you think of a deceased loved one? Slipped Away by Avril Lavigne

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I Think this is The BEST TV Commercial EVER! What do you think...? silly monkey

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What are some common misconceptions young people have about sex, pregnancies and diseases Using a condom is so uncool. There's your misconception #1

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Who else knew that the the lyrics for the theme song for M*A*S*H was this? korean war right?

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What are the must read books of the Bible? Different books of the Bible are dedicated to different things. I would suggest starting with the Gospel, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, to get a good understanding of the principles of Jesus. Acts describes the events and works of the apostles after Jesus died. Once you've read those, I would suggest praying for guidance on what you need to know, personally. The Bible can and will answer...

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What happens in the after life? Only one way to find out.. kill yourself dude =)

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What does "/" mean? Does it mean "and, or"? Does it only mean "or"? it means divided by

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Ever received a card from someone in jail/prison saying "Wish You Were Here"? lol

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What was the last thing you said to a loved one before they passed away? A woman on her deathbed summoned her husband and told him, "Honey I have a confession to make... it was me who ran your mistress off, and it was me who took your life savings and spent it on an affair with your best friend, and it was me who reported you to the IRS for tax evasion, and I just wanted to say I'm sorry." The husband looks at his dying wife and said, "Oh,...

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How does one determine their indian name? Do u translate ur real name to a blackfoot indian name? Im part blackfoot indian. I would like to find out what my blackfoot indian name is. Thankz. If I could have gotten away with it, I'd have named my daughter, "Spread Eagle" or "Beaver with Wide Canyon" or something... something unique and funny =)

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Why did kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets? I suppose they wore helmets so that in between the takeoff and their unfashionable landing, they didn't jeopardize the mission by bumping their heads.

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If Enola Gay had crashed or been shot down, would the atomic bomb on board still have exploded? they're right. it wouldn't have exploded, not in a nuclear reaction. there's a process within the bomb which must begin the reaction and it can't be done just cuz it blew up.

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What (In your opinion) was your group/stereotype in highschool? deatheater

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My husband spends a lot of his free time on Answerbag and doesn't pay much attention to me any more. What can I do to get him to spend more time with me? Make sure you're not a prude =)

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Does your s/o force you to do anything? Yea, she forces me to wake up in the morning and change the baby diaper... make a bottle... get the kids ready for school.. make her breakfast... make my own coffee.... But I wouldn't have it any other way =)

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What do you people think of the new Bruce Springsteen album? Booooo Hissssss

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How much does a divorce cost in India? You pay with your life.

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What is the meaning and origin of the Russian surname "Awranek"? Ring around the collar, I believe

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Do doctors still smack baby's butt when they are born only if the father isn't there... i'd have broke my doctors jaw if he smacked my kid

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Do public defenders ever win their case? yep =)

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How long do you think you will live? Take the quiz and find out. when i die, the whole universe is going to wink out of existance =)

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Is it possible to conceive again whilst being pregnant? no. unless you're having twins =)

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My cat is always very loving to me but just recently he keeps attacking my little sister. She doesn't do anything and the attacks are always spontanious. Is there anything to stop him doing this, he doesn't attack anyone else? lose the cat... your sis is just gonna get hurt

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Should coffee beans be stored at room temp or at colder temperatures? cold

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Did you learn something new today? What was it? I learned that life is a big disappointment.

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What are your thoughts about the allegation that Barrack Obama was born in Kenya and therefore unable to be elected president. A case has been filed in federal court and Obama refuses to produce the birth certificate? vote for pedro

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How can i tell my parents that i am in love with the one man they do not want me dating? They think he is so bad, but really he isn't. he really knows how to treat me and we have been hiding our love from my parents for 8 months. I really love him!! Elope. That's one way of telling them. =)

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Is it ever all right to yell at someone? If they're too far away to hear you, sometimes you have to yell =)

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Are you homophobic? I am. My butt is exit only =)

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How many of you have read any books of the Twilight series? If you have what do you think of it? it's basically romeo and juliet all over again....

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What color is God? shining white, so they say

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Who else loves brass monkeys? you put your right left back... your left leg up.. come on everybody just finish the cup!

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Is this what Stephen Hawking does in his spare time? No, he plans on how to get his revenge on Chuck Norris for beating him up so bad.

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Is there anything free and fun to do in Bossier/Shreveport? seriously though, i'm bored

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Is there anything cool in Bossier City, La.? well?

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Will the flag wavers start calling themselves America haters if they don't start loving Obama in 7 days? love my country, hate my government

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How can I recognize a male cockatiel from a female one? boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

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If you caught your pets having interbreeding intercourse, how would you react? start getting buyers on the phone =)

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What is an opposite word for "test?" ignore perhaps.

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Will a relationship with a large age gap and other things work out? If you don't mind dealing with the younger ones constant immaturity, learning to understand a relationship, and petty BS. =)

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Men, are you man enough to wear pink? Dyed my hair pink =)

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What is the statued of limitation in ct on Rape? I was 8 when it happened and know i cannot put him behind bars so what are my options? Take the law into your own hands. =)

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In the bigger scheme of life, do you think you are a mistake? Nope, only mistaken =)

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Do you think its hypocritical of women to dress sexy and expect men to not look at them as being sex objects? How about walking around and every girl you see you think to yourself, 'man, i bet she just LOVES the wild thing!' =)

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What bands/artists have you see live? saw the ramones =)

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Could I practice Wicca, and Vodoun (Voodoo) at the same time? Sure, why not? Anything is possible. My mom was a Catholic Wiccan... veeery interesting.

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Plz translate this 1 into english (yehan se hath hatawo? I thought it meant 'you stupid white person' ??? =D

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In your experience, what has been the best form of discipline when it comes to your child? yes, writing sentences... it's the WORST FORM OF PUNISHMENT there is according to my children =)

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Is there no escape? What was the saying... Do not take life so seriously, noone gets out alive. =)

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I was at school and this girl sittting across from me was wearing a VERY short mini skirt. while she was sitting her legs were wide open and she does this a lot with mini dresses and skirts. she needs to cross her legs like a lady! should i tell her? Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.. that girl is giving you a sign man....

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The earth has been cooling since 1997, what should we label the next crisis to scare the pheasants into action? Ice Age 4

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My boyfriends ex fling is writing flirty little comments on his wall. I think he should delete her! It's not appropriate. What do you think? I agree.. that's his personal space. You should mind your own business, else there's going to be problems.

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If some one destroys your life should you destroy their reality? Try to the "commandments" in Anton Levay's satanic bible. He sugggests "not hurting another soul, until they step on your toes, only then should you destroy them in every aspect and fashion."

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Have you ever been a "secret shopper"? How about secret shoplifter =)

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Have you ever been a "secret shopper"? I loved getting 'secret shopped' where I work because they'd never get one on me.. I was the best at what I did!

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Would you agree that life is the most difficult thing possible Would raising babies be considered life?

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What does a geologiest study? Did you mean Geologist?

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We have been building automobiles for more than 100 years now, why can't we make one that lasts more than a few years and 30+ MPG? If you ran a car making company, would you want people to keep buying cars? Or buy your car that lasts forever and never breaks down? As that company owner, you'd have your hands in parts, gas, new cars, etc.. it's all about the benjamins.

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What would you be afraid to ask God? "Pardon me sir, could you spare any change?"

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How can I lower my food cost? Grow your own.

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I had a woman tell me to spend an hour for it was 50 roases, what does that mean? I think she's referring to that old Shakespear saying.. "What is a name? If you called a rose by any other name, it would still smell the same." So she's prolly saying that an hour is gonna cost you a shitload =) An hour of what? Well that's for you to determine. =)

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Why r u as christian always making jokes when you talking about prophets, God, Hell, even Jesus (ur god)..why don't u use polite words?in Islam talking like this is not acceptable at all and it's considered as a great Sin..is it acceptable in ur culture? yup, the difference between a loving god with a sense of humor, and an angry god bent on killing everyone in the world except for his chosen people.... yeah riiiiight... people act like they know who god is or what he's about... fools i tell you

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What horror-like creature could you make the tattoo of an outline of a girl (like the brand Skin style) into? He wanted to make her into a zombie, but his friend already has that. Our minds have gone blank! a skeleton

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What would be the worst things to juggle with? your life

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If you had the ability to levitate, what thing would you like to do "in the air"? Rob banks of course =)

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What can you bake that people go crazy over? Monte Cristo's

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What is the cause of Stephen Hawking's Popularity? Did he discover something? He got in a fight with Chuck Norris, and won... but look how he turned out.... THAT'S why he's famous =)

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Can you name a song with some kind of "candy" in the title? H by Tool =)

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If God is so all knowing, all creating how is it when he created man in his own image, he did not include the belief in him from birth? like a spider that knows how to spin its web... so are the days of our lives

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What is a free screen capture utility for OS X? It must record video with out a watermark and for an infinite amount of time. i like irfanview

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Are you dependent on coffee and why? I think it's better than sex.

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Do you live in Indianapolis, and do you agree with Forbes saying that it is the city with the best bang for your buck? I thought Bangkok was the best place to get a bang for your buck?

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Is the truth "out there" or is closer than we think? The truth has never been closer. In your heart. Search there and you shall find all the answers you've been looking for. =)

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Does Barack Obama have a nickname, like Dubya for Bush? Nigra

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What is the cause of the decline in the moose population in Minnesota? Something about stingy lady moose who don't wanna give it up.

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OMG, I just took a crap and there's a perfect image of the Virgin Mary in it! What do I do? OMG ANOTHER ONE!

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Can cockroaches feel pain? I asked my preacher this and he said, "well... hitler killed 6 million of them back in the day, so yes." and i was like WTF?

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How do I file a criminal complaint against a credit card company that demanded that I give them my checking account number and routing number of they would not accept my payment. After they got it they took out more money than authorized cau Why not just carbomb the CEO?

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Do you rule the technology in your life, or does it rule you? Well.... I'm addicted to AB =)

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How do I make my intentions clear without putting the girl in question on the spot? send flowers and a note =)

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Does anyone know any coffee poems? Here's one I wrote: If Coffee Were A Woman If coffee were a woman I would stick her in the cup I'd lick her rim all round and round To get the juices up I'd give her all the sugar She could handle every night And fill her full of creamer Sticky sweet and milky white I'd stick my spoon inside her deep And stir it all around I'd tease her when I pulled...

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I played the lottery and lost. Can I sue? Wouldn't that be awesome?!?

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A high school kid is getting sprayed w/ perfume at school by bullies,cause the bullies claim they smell,but when the kid goes tell their mom,the mom responds by saying "well just bathe then",and the kid already bathe themself.What do you think about this? Give the kid a can of pepper spray... tell him next time they spray perfume on him, hit em with the spray.. either the drama will stop, or it will escalate to where the school will have to step in and end the bullying. Either way, the problem will get solved. Noone likes to get pepper sprayed =)

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Have you ever been insanely sexually attracted to someone who was significantly less attractive than you? oh yes...

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I want to give any free time to help with the homeless (hands on i.e soup kitchens etc) does anyone know of any websites I can contact please? Drive around town, find someone holding a sign, give them a couple of dollars. =)

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Why do my emotions always take over when I need my logic the most? maybe you need medication?

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Why aren't i orgasming with my boyfriend? organisming at the same time is a myth.. it's super rare and i wouldn't worry too much about it.. sometimes you get yours, sometimes you don't.. if you don't and they're done... just finish the job yourself.. that can be fun.. and fun to watch as well =) Happy Organisming!!

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Have you ever had one of those days where everything goes wrong? and I mean EVERYTHING? when was the last one? A few days ago.. my girlfriend went to jail, my landlord evicted me, i lost my job... all in one day.

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What do you think of people who think every single person who has cheated only cares about himself/herself, even if the person who has cheated has learned his/her lesson? once a cheater, always a cheater.. you may not think so now.. but the thing that drove you to cheat will be the thing that drives you to cheat again.

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I'm a manager and I have an employee who is trying to get my job. She undermines my authority and manipulates many situations to make me look bad. What should I do? Give her the can.

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Does anyone else hear high frequency sounds in their ear.I get this sometimes but don't know of anyone else who does. you can sense change in your blood pressure as well from hearing the ringing in your ears...

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Are people brainwashing their children when forcing them to go to church at a young at before they have the critical thinking skills to form their own opinions of what they believe in? No, I think they're installing decent morals in them at an early age, and there's nothing wrong with that. The fear of God, the fear of Dad... same thing. Later on in life, when the real questions start coming forth, then it will be safe to allow them to think for themselves.

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What should I make for supper tonight? Come on people... my girl has asked me this like 20 times and I can't think of something to suggest. Our budget is unlimited. Although she said no Tur-Duc-ken.

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When was the last time you traced your hand onto a piece of paper? I do that all the time, then color psychedelic designs in them. Then I usually mail it to one of my friends randomly. =)

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What does cutting the hair mean in dreams It doesn't mean anything.

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What do Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin have in common? DeeZ

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Can you name something that you have to cut,? the BS

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If you could successfully predict the future, what would it be? Another baby, coming right up! (my g/f's gonna be pissed!)

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If sitting in church during a sermon,someone passes a silent but deadly.What would you do?Suffer and burn your eyes and nose or get up and move knowing your disrupting the preacher? I'd jump up and yell, "OMG WHO SH!T???!!!"

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New members, does it appear that the older members are clanish? Yes or No! Clan? Where do I sign up?

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? I am a latte =)

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How am i related to my niece's husband? A couple are driving through the countryside and have just had a quarrel. They pass over a hill where there are a lot of cattle grazing. The man says, 'Relatives of yours?' The woman replies, 'Yes, in-laws.' =)

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How am i related to my niece's husband? it's probably safe to just call him an in-law

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What do you think about the "Robin Hood" Somali pirates? pirate? that's just the big armys word for the little army

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What do you think of Chris Martin from Coldplay? I hope he dies horribly in a car wreck so I can marry Gwynneth Paltrow =)

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Men what is your favorite underwear? Fruit of a loom, Joe Boxers, Tighty Whiteys, G-strings, and Why? *sings* Now I'm freeeeeeeeee! Freeballin'

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What was America's worst sit-com of all time~?~ Friends

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What is more important to you than your own life? my kids =)

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If you were face to face with a serial killer, and the only thing you had in your possession (aside from clothing) was a banana, how would you fashion it as a weapon? eat it... throw the peel in front of him and say, 'what's up doc?' =)

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Cheese"? sex with the ex

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If I was to sit in your car, what is the first thing I would notice? is that a banana in my pocket?

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I seen this movie the five people u meet in heaven, and it really touched. do u really think that five people r waiting to see us in heaven? not if you're going to hell... imagine the 5 people you'd meet first there?!?

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Is Rocky 6 worse than Rocky 5? Which Rocky is your favorite? I preferred Rambo

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The What do you think the Holy Grail is? A woman

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Mines a large vodka and coke. You? 1/2 oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur 1/2 oz vanilla vodka ... This is called a Chocolate Cake and it's YUMMY!!

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If ur woman kicked you out after 8 years of living together and no complaints what would you think do or suspect? I'd think that she thought I played World of Warcraft way too damn much =)

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Favorite dish at your favorite American restaurant? Monte Cristo at Bennigans =)

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You get to decide who gets the mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden. Who do you choose? $25 million reward for his head? I think I'll volunteer to go first. =)

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What is the highest count recorded by a bacterial pure culture in LB medium My estimated guess is around 70 million.

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For what reason do you lie to your parents?girl.... flunked the ept test

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Which word make you feel better(tree/flower/rock)?why? scissors.... because that beats paper and paper is made from trees and trees have flowers.... but it doesn't beat a rock... so ... crap... i hope i win the next one. pick paper pick paper pick paper

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How do you cheer yourself up when you are lonely? masturbate =)

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Tetris or pinball? crap! i can't decide... i love both! =(

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How do you get a person that is stonger than you to stop poking you? hire some muscle.

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What wakes you up first thing in the morning? Coffee!

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Do you understand the comic, "Blondie?" Yes, it's a humorous bit on everyday living with an average middle class family.

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So many pennies not enough_________what? I havn't met a girl named Penny yet, so don't tell me there's so many Pennies =)

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Samsung tv - no sound, displays headset on volume display, but no headset connected, mute is off, cable connected, volume at 40, - how to turn sound back on? Set it on the floor and give it a good kick.. that should fix it =)

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I have worked myself to death to become #1 on LB and now someone is "accusing" me of cheating. Why can't someone just be happy about another person's accomplishments (anyone's) & not always assume they cheat to do it. what's LB?

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Did you really have to? No, I don't REALLY have to, but I enjoy doing so. And that's the purpose of life right? Doing what you want to do. We only live once, so why not?

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Which are better: cloth nappies or disposables? whatever you feel like dealing with. If you don't mind doing lots of laundry, go with the reusable. If not, go with the disposable =)

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I have spilled superglue on my laptop. how do i remove it? :( I wouldn't remove it. I'd put more superglue where the old stuff is and put some cool sticker over it =)

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Why do we use the phrase, a cup of tea solves everything? Those who do are mistaken.. it's really 'a cup of COFFEE solves everything' =D

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I am looking to move to Canada from the US. What do I need to do in order to be able to legally work up there? Also, how do I go about obtaining dual citizenship? If you were really serious about it, you'd be calling the INS office, they have the forms and information you really need for such things. Good luck in Canada.

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Will they still be ''Bush Bashing'' a thousand years from now yo?... hmm... do we still bash washington and lincoln and adams and hamilton? damn JFK for dying.. he cost me a fortune in ladies underwear

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What is the meaning to the song "Political World"? It means... *sings* You gonna die, gonna die, gonna die for your government Die for this country that's sh!t You gonna die, gonna die, gonna die for your government Die for this country that's sh!!!!!!!!!t~ ~bangs head to the music

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My GF told me my profession isn't good enough for her and I should go back to school what would you say back to her? tell her, "well it's better than what you do, hooker"

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The New York Times reported this morning that Bush rejected multiple requests from Israel to strike Iran in 2008. Does this change your mind about Bush as "pro-Israel" and a "war monger" as he is portrayed in the media? Just curious. One incident to change 8 years of warmongering? I don't think so.

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My sister is homeschooling all four of her kids. Do you think that these children will grow up sheltered from the real world and unable to face society? It depends on the quality of the parent, I believe. I would love to homeschool my children and I feel I would do everything in my power to prepare them for real life in the world today. Even in public schools, the curriculum isn't prepared for living in todays world. That's strictly up to the parent to provide, which sadly, most parents are not willing to take the initiative to train...

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Where's the best place to download music, without a membership fee? demonoid.com

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What words are spelled unlike how they sound. For example a Military "Colonel" hor de'ovres and lingerie

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Do you think it's moral for a religion to try to convert/baptize/initiate any person with severe mental retardation? if it makes the church a quick buck later down the road, i'm sure the churches will keep doing it

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Which races are the best in bed? and Why? the human race... unless of course you like sheep or kittens or something.

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Men, if your girlfriends or wives cheated on you, would you give them another change or would you leave/divorce her? drop it like it's hot

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Usually when I drink coffee (not decaf), I become really relaxed and mellow instead of energized. Why? adhd

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How would you describe yourself in detail? rough and naughty =)

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What is the cause of Stephen Hawking's Popularity? Did he discover something? wrote some good books too =)

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What is the best chicken noodle soup to have when you're sick? try echinacea... works wonders when you're sick... great immune system boost =)

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How does a compressed folder on your computer work? Isn't all the information still there? Why does it take up so much less space? magic =)

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What do you think of the film "Gone With the Wind"? (story, cast, etc) well i named my newborn Scarlett =)

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What's the toughest sport to play? Either from the athleticism involved or the skills needed to compete at the highest level? I don't know but I love watching Women's Beach Volleyball =)

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Suppose if we are 'reincarnated', will our reincarnated self have the same mind we do right now? Or will it feel as if our reincarnation is someone else? i wanna be reincarnated as a ladies bicycle seat =)

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How can I be a good person? send me some money?

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How do you explain the size of the universe to a 4 year old? hold your arms out as wide as they go and say, "Thiiiiiiiis big" =D

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Who the hell are you? He Who Must Not Be Named =)

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What's your middle name? Christopher Robin ... .... pppthhththht i hate it

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Do you consider yourself an anti-feminist? Stop Women's Suffrage?

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WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM people have been asking that question since humans first looked into the night sky.

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Flashlight or Fleshlight or Flushlight? uhhhhhhh... is this a trick question?

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I know the lyrics to this sound but i don't know the title or author. please help. beginning "people dont go to church no more, they're scared of looking like fools. they dont know what to do in mass.." Artist: Altar Boyz Song Title: Church Rulez Lyrics

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What should you do if you think your girlfriend has or is cheating on you but you do not want to just come out and ask her? if you have a problem, that noone else can handle... and you can find them... maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

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I see all these commericals on tv about white teeth. How are yours lookin'? cheese!

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Should I be re-baptized? I was baptized a Roman Catholic and the Lutheran church accepts that as a holy baptism, but when I was baptized as an infant, it was done only to appease my catholic grandmother. My dad would church hop while I was growing up. I think I can remember being a member of just about every single denomination out there, and I was baptized over and over and over again. I've been baptized over 40 times!! But there came a day when I got baptized because I wanted to, not because my dad was milking some church out of everything he could get from them.

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What will you most likely do on Valentines Day? make love (not war)

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What is your best experience with a Miniature Schnauzer? (this should be very interesting ;-) with a side of french fries =) (hey it's legal in china)

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Have you ever misheard a saying, and repeated it, even though it didn't make any sense? If so, what was it? Ex: I thought it was "teacher's own", not "to each his own". i used to say "Post Mortem Depression" =)

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What are things you cast? magic missile?

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Do you say "good morning" or "mmrrph" i say, 'is the coffee made yet'? =D

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Where have you gone that you never thought you would go? down that hole and back again

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Do you believe Ouija boards are real? If not why would they sell them? It's kind of like the guy who invented the back pad with mystical healing powers. In reality, it was just a back pad with 3 normal metal rods in it. But he sold nearly 900,000 of them at $45 a pop. Do the math. Americans will buy anything. Doc Pirelli's Magical Elixer comes to mind too =)

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In your opinion....What is the most violent movie you have watched? And what was the movie that you named? Do you know the name of the "star" in the movie? legend of the overfiend.. it's a japanimation =)

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What can I do with a pound of uniodized salt? It came with a furnished place I bought and I've had it around for a couple of years. I seldom use salt and when I do it's either sea or reduced sodium. Put in in the coffee pot at work =)

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What does your shirt say right now? Vote for Pedro

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Is there a pill that makes you not feel alone or makes you feel numb so you no longer have to feel the saddness or something that kinda makes you oblivious to others who are 'harsh' to you? Heroin works too, but I don't recommend that... in fact I strongly suggest NOT doing that... too many con's to the 1 or 2 pro's

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Who farted? What's a fart?

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Are you a free spirit or a chained up one? Or somewhere in between? I am the clit commander!

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Why are pleasures considered bad or a sin? I agree, they're not. Only if you or the people you call your peers think that it's wrong or a sin, then it becomes one. So basically, if everyone didn't think shoplifing was bad, then we could shoplift to our hearts content. =)

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Found a bug in my az house and i have no clue what it is. Yellow/tan with black stripes six legs and two antenna on one end and three on the other. It is thin and i can't see a head.it is about 1/4' long? any clue Space Herpes!

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Why can't we invent a Water powered Vehicle.? All we need is a system that splits water at a molecular level. into combustable Hydrogen, and or Oxygen they have... it's called the steam engine =) ie. water powered vehicle =)

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Beef jerky is so good but why do I feel like a redneck when I want to buy it? Snap into a Slim Jim!

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...and the hookah smokin' caterpillar said, 'Who are you?' I am the light, what you seek is the flame. =)

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Ashe10 on youtube has created a "perfecter" game for final fantasy XII, and I gave it a shot. But I have a hard time figuring out his FAQ and his videos. Could some one re-write his FAQ so it makes since, or at least tell me where to start? i can't, sorry =(

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What is Commissioner Ramseys religion and how does it affect his life? he's satanic i think

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Is inappropiate touching cheating? you mean like.. your s/o has their leg over another persons leg while they're chatting?

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Is there a pill that makes you not feel alone or makes you feel numb so you no longer have to feel the saddness or something that kinda makes you oblivious to others who are 'harsh' to you? Yes there is. It's called cyanide. =)

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What can I do with a cup of salt peter? sell it on ebay for $1000000

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I'm head over heels for a colleague of mine. We work in a fairly small Production company, I'm dying to tell him. There's underlying chemistry between us. Problem is, I'm afraid of damaging my work relationship/environment. Worth risk? you only live once.... go for it =) jobs come and go.. soulmates dont =)

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Can I sneak boys into my Padded Room? and do what?

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Can you keep your birth name and create a new legal name at the same time? it's called an alias

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What color is your favorite lollipop? red

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What i your favorite food to cook? SpaceCakes =)

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I AIN'T NO QUITTER!!! What is a BIG accomplishment in your life? YOU did it and congratulations. I am a quitter... I quit using Heroin after an 11 year addiction. Soooo... maybe that counts =)

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Does anyone know/remember a "joke" cookbook that had funny fake recipes like "Foreskin Soup"? I cant remember the title or the author.. Foreskin soup eh? We know what's on YOUR mind ;)

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What was the 1st album or musician that made you fall in love with music? Dr. Hook

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What is the funniest thing your kids have ever done? Call 911 and stated that he wanted to talk to space aliens... crazy kids

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What is your favorite internet prank? You bitch! I can't believe you'd do something like that?!? Talking crap behind my back and then acting like you never said anything when you talk to me?? I know what kind of person you are. You should be lucky that you're still on my friends list because I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico. That's my fave =)

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How much should an ounce cost? it should be free!!! grow your own dude =)

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Do you think paying a ransom will encourage further acts of piracy? pay the ransom in fake money =)

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I just lost my boy dog, he was almost 12. what can I do to help the sister cope at home Have a proper burial

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Is to say nothing, to say everything? Silence is Golden

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My laptop charger broke, i brought a new one and plugged it in but then realised it was the wrong one and then i brought the right one. Now it wont charge, whats wrong with it? wont charge? battery is bad probably

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What is your least favorite vegetable? brussel sprouts.... cabbage... but i'd have to say the worst is Rhubarb

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What do you do when you don't have a thing to wear? Toga party!!!

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Do you prefer cow's, goat's, or soya milk? i prefer mother's milk... nothing better than human milk =) pass me the baby bottle!!

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If you were working with a big project, and get permission to publish it, and then night after night had dreams, were one certain person threaten you stop, otherwise he will ruin you, how will you react? I have dreams of karate fighting Avril Lavigne... but I doubt it really means anything.. just like your dreams =)

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How can you reach out and touch faith? By getting your own personal jesus... duh =)

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Should we not intervene to save the polar bears in their natural habitat which is melting away? Are we not to blame for this phenomenon as we caused global warming in the first place? I could use a nice new white fur winter coat?

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Which way does homeplate face? hey batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter batter

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My younger sister is 100 pounds overweight and only 25. What can I say to her to motivate her to lose weight? sing her this song =) *sings* I saw it on your face... When you walked into my place... You wanted that twinky on the table... You wanted that sandwich on top of the fridge... *Chorus* Go to Jenny Craig You fat freakin pig You look like an egg You need Jenny Craig!

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First the banks and investment houses, then the Auto industry, now the Steel industry wants a Bail-out...Get your fresh hot bail outs here!!!...who's next? I think the strip club industry will be next.

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What is your favourite type of bread? Yep. Hundred dollar bills.

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Hi uhm my dads uncle did allot of drugs when he was younger and he drop acid 40 years ago and hes still tripping.. but i really wanna try extacy and i know people just die from taking it so do i have a good chance of dieing even if i take a small amount? My wife told me last night: Things always go bad when you're doing what you're not supposed to. My advise? Don't even try it.

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Is Obama's Idea of change returning to the failure of the Impeached Bill CLinton and his failed policies? Is failure the type of change you want is that Obama's secret plan of Change AKA as Failure? Don't you people understand? Change was taken literally by most people. But in reality, all change stood for was.... C.H.A.N.G.E. = Come Help A Nigga Get Elected

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Pathmark or Shoprite? are you suggesting possible names for your unborn baby?

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Why dont I trust my boyfriend Yep, the real person who can't be trusted is yourself, since you would go on not trusting anyone else. Some call this reverse psychology. But in most cases, it's true.

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Did Sarah Palin give her clothes to the charities? I don't know, but everyone who attended the Yes program in the movie Yes Man did =)

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I have 2 backbones and thousands of ribs. What am I? railroad track

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I haven't been on /b/ for a fair while. Should I go back? 4chan?

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What time is it in japan same time it was yesterday.... in japan

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How do i become a millionaire? write a book

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Can you love someone without seeing or touching? so a blind paraplegic couldn't love?

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So is every TV preacher a Hell-bound false prophet? And is one of them The False Prophet? listen to them, and you can make that judgement for yourself.. are they preaching love? if not, then they're mistaken

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Do you judge people based on age? yes, i judge everyone and everything. but the rule is to keep ones judgements to themselves, and base your actions on those judgements, not your words. =) people would be better off if everyone did that

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If these muslim people can't eat pork, how come they eat bacon? it's called Fakin' Bacon.... it's not real bacon =) Vegetarian Bacon

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Oxycontin - how to detox at home. What help is there for the withdrawal best thing to do is lock yourself in your home with a fridge full of food.. forget trying to replace the dope with some other kind of drug. quitting cold turkey is the best method, since most people who use a crutch to quit will just end up back on the dope. also, seek psychological help if you're hiding depression with a opiate addiction, that way you don't go running back to the...

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Tossed green salad. What dressing do you want? a g-string preferably.. but any underwear will do.. can't be picky you know =)

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What s the worst food for you at McDonalds? liver and onion mcflurry

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If you see a traffic cop/meter maid giving your vehicle a parking ticket, do you argue with him/her or accept it? if i see a cop giving my car a parking ticket.... i'm going to jail!

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How many questions, answers and comments do you currentlt have at answerbag on your profile? holds his pinky to the corner of his mouth.... "A million!!!"

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Can you think of a bad combination? sex and violence

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If Israel stopped the invasion of Gaza and completely pulled out, and left the Palestinians alone, would that make Hamas happy? Would they stop launching rockets into Israel? nope... neither will stop until the eradication of the other... plain and simple..

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I just watched (again and again ) Leon (the Professional in the US) and am about to watch Nikita ( la femme Nikita in the US- original French version with subtitles) again. Whats your favorite Luc Besson film? natalie portman is hawt.... yea 5th element is #1 =)

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Whats you bedroom decorated like? pink walls, shiny black edges and windows =)

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Should answerbag change it's name to "fartbag" because people ask so many fart questions on this site? No, but you should start your own website named FartBag and get all the credit for yourself. Plus, it just might be a winner!

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How do i find out if someone was arrested for their warrent? call the sherrif's office and ask

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How to turn master code on in grand theft auto vice city for ps2 up up down down B A start

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My ex-fiance just left me. I really love him. How can I get him back? Threaten to kill yourself.. that'll win him back

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If you're not gay and I'm not gay, is it possible to be gay together? Everyone has had a homosexual experience. So.. you're gay and I'm gay

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I'm a 16yr old girl who loves to read all sorts of books. Any suggestions on some really good books that you think are must reads? All suggestions welcome. Sabriel by Garth Nix

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What are the pros and cons of human cloning? Pro: we'll win the intergalactic civil war Con: the jedi's will thwart the republic in the long run

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Why do people sign up to be in the Army/Navy/Marines? to die for their country

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What are some great songs about smack? The song H, by Tool =)

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How many times do you say i love you per day? not enough =)

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What are peoples thoughts on cybersex? is this an invitation? =D

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If the United States had another civil war, but this time it was between East and West, who do you think would win? americans wouldn't survive an east vs. west civil war... we'd be so crazy and angry... we'd nuke eachother =)

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How can Israel negotiate with a group who's very existence is to kill all Jews? it's called The Mossod... that's how =)

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What is Benjamin Harrison's Kids names? I NEED IT NOW! :) IM IN SKOOL! dunno... google it

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Is Obi One Kenobi our last hope? no, luke skywalker was

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Now that Bush is Leaving Office when will be the next Terrorist attack in the USA? it's already happened... we have a terrorist supporter in the white house now... our borders are about to go wide open.... you'll see.

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Is politics all about lying? That is my conclusion. i agree

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What does the title 'Dark Land of Light' suggest to you? corruption =)

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I took my son off the contract, he was really nasty to me....said he hope I get killed in a very serious car accident...and I will not get any money for the outstanding bill he left me with.....how should I be feeling with at statement? time to let him take his space.. and take yours

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Does it say anywhere in the bible that atheism is wrong? Not by its readers, but by God himself? ten commandments... love the lord thy god with all thine heart and all thine will

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What exactly is Scientology? scientology is totally made up... it was a bet between hubbard and asimov i believe.. that he could make up his own religion and have a million followers... blah blah

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Name a word (7 letters or more) which begins with an S and ends with an S. Plurals are allowed. Proper nouns may be used too. santuaries?

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What are some great songs about smack? wasteland by... umm... i forget..

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If a friend whose been married 3 x and youve been bestman 2 x asks you to do it for 3x time what would you say? yea, tell him that you'll do it only if he hooks you up with the new bridesmaid =)

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Why is ranch dressing getting all of this attention? pizza

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I got a ticket from a cop that was estimating my speed no radar or laser was used. I would like to fight this ticket and beat it any tips get a lawyer

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Would you ever join the mile high club? been there... done that

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When was the last time you allowed someone else to take the wheel? whatever tomorrow brings i'll be there.... with open arms and open eyes... yeah =)

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My bestfriend is getting married and im in love with him, what do i do? tell him you'll kill yourself if he marries her and not you =) that'll get him thinkin

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On a commission basis, what kind of product would you be interested in selling? tricks =)

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Im 16 years of age and i wnat to move out is there any way that i can move out without goin through my mom or court get married =)

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Where can one submit his/her written code to see if it can be deciphered? 4chan.com

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I want to know if it is OK to wear nylons with a dress or skirt? hell yea =)

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What websites will help you make money better than eBay? craigslist

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What's the oddest threat you've said in a fight? i'm gonna rape your house and burn your family

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What is the meaning of "one fish two fish red fish blue fish"? =)

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I don't wanna watch this channel anymore but I lost the remote control, what should I do? turn the tv off and go outside and play

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Is this girl hot? http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/41/71/602980253/n602980253_4335427_4604.jpg dude... one eye is bigger than the other...

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If you are involved in a religion, do you think there is a difference between the "Word" of God and the words written in the particular scriptures you use? If so, or no, please explain, not with scripture, but in your own words. scripture is supposed to be the mind of god written by men who were divinely influenced by god (filled with the holy ghost)... so there is no difference really... although i think you have to discern what is god speaking and what is man speaking.. there are a few things i've noticed that god surely wouldnt be announcing in the bible.. =)

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Im an aries but am completely opposite to everything that is said about aries. is that possible? astrology is devil worship... says so in the bible =)

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What made you decide to settle down in the town you did? family =) bossier city, la

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What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in a department store? got caught shoplifting? that was pretty embarassing =D

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Has anyone been bankrupt(ed) out there? I am considering going bankrupt because I have a 72k student loan I cannot service. The interest is making it grow like mould and its really made me feel kinda bad. Was it ok and fresh start, or stressy/bad? I didn't think that bankruptcy absolved you of your federal student loans. The gvmt will always get theirs.

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What shouldn't you write on a Valentine's card? Finally found a test you couldn't flunk.. it's called EPT! =D

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What if aliens came to earth, announced a god named Zardoz. Had pictures of that supreme god and visited heaven every few years. And informed all other religions they were way off? I would.... Jizz in my pants =) Seen THAT video?

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2 yr old child throwing up and has no fever but this is the second time this has happened in a week suggestions as to what it might be and how to treat this problem It's probably an allergic reaction to a certain thing the child is eating. Try to discern what the common factor was each time they vomited and you might be able to avoid it in the future.. My daughter is allergic to red dye, so we don't give her anything which has that. =)

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In order to predict the future. what must you do? You must use the Force... trust your feelings =)

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What do you think would happen if you traveled through a black hole in space? If _I_ traveled through a black hole... the whole universe would just wink out of existence. =)

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What do you think would happen if you traveled through a black hole in space? I would.... Break on through to the other side! Break on through to the other side! Break on through... break on through... Break on through to the other side! =)

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What are some psychedelic songs without any lyrics just instruments? Try listening to Tool, they're pretty psychadelic.. their "Lateralus" album is prolly what I would listen to first for their most psychadelic sound. =)

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What was you favorite episode of Gilligan's Island? the three hour tour... the three hour toooouuuurrr

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What if whites were slaves instead of blacks? just to let you know im not racist. The Romans had slaves, from anywhere. White, brown, yellow, black. It didn't matter. History is full of slavery and it doesn't just pertain to the recent flux of black slavery in America.

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Can you name a movie that does not have one single female character? I just watched "The Thing" for the first time and noticed that there is not one female in the movie at all. Sausage Fest!!

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Which famous person would you compare yourself to? Jeffrey Dahmer?

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What will this world be like if there were no religions? Would it be anarchy? Utopia? What? less BS

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Do you think that Obama is going to help make things better when he takes office or just make things worse? He's just a figurehead. Corporate America is who really call the shots here.

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Do you think its so cold in Alaska somebody is putting chap stick on a pig? If you're going to put chap stick on a pig, are you thinking about kissing it too?

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WHen you travel, do you do it more for business or pleasure? I see my mother in my face But only when I travel I run as fast as I can run But, Jack comes tumbling after!

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My cat keeps scratching. He has no fleas, and does not go outside. He is scratching enough to cause scabs. Any ideas Dry skin. They make a product (Moisturizer) for cats with dry skin. It's pretty common. =) Hope that helps.

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If you had a pet rock what would you name it? Christopher Stone Edward Billy "The Rock" Johnson III

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I am uploading a video to youtube for the first time and I uploaded it and it says its processing and by time it says 00:00 does this mean no video actually uploaded? you just have to wait... wont be long...

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How to ease my tooth ache? I had it filling last two months but last two days it had give me the pains. Use Clove Oil, if you can find it. I've seen it at Wal-Mart before and the stuff is like a miracle with toothaches. It's relatively inexpensive, but man you won't regret trying this. It's WAY better than oragel or ambesol. Try it =)

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If you were on a deserted island with nothing but a can of Spam would you eat it? I'd use the SPAM as bait to catch fish =)

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After digging through a snow bank I found that where the snow started to fall was a light brown color and it was clean that it was from the new snow falls. What is the brown stuff? Surely it isn't all dirt in the air. Whatever you do, wherever you go Just don't eat the yellow snow (or the light brown snow either)

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Why did Israel choose the end of 2008 as an opportune time to attack Gaza? Blame Canada =)

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What is the most unique name you've heard someone name their baby? My kids names are Samhain, Severen, Emmaline and Scarlett

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Why smoke pot? (or why not?) i wonder if there's any serious psychological effects from smoking the stuff?

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I just replaced the backup lights on my 97 Ford Taurus and they still dont work. fuse

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What would you do if you got really drunk one night and ended up cheating on your partner with a stranger? and ended up with a STD... or got pregnant =D

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When someone is actually concerned about Native Americans attacking U.S. cities with missles, do you know they're Republican? You never know... the Hopi's said the white cow or something was born and the prophecies of getting their homeland back is imminent =) hiya hoya huhya huhya how!

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Can you be buried (interred) in Antartica? I don't see why not?

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When i say ireland what comes into your head? what does ireland mean anyways?

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Is it true that it is leagal in Alaska to grow marijuana in the privacy of your home? legalize it

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My bf doesn't want to communicate with me anymore, but communicates with other girls. Is it possible that he is no longer intrested in me or something? probably

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What is your favorite inspirational music or song? nobody loves you ... by garbage

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Im bored, any good suggestions? try two kids in a sandbox =)

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Do you believe in wizards? I believe in witches... my girlfriend is one!! Is that the same thing?

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When your ice cube tray is empty do you wash it before you fill it up again? There was only water in there so is it really necessary? Can we say OCD? =D

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My fish keeps staring at me. What does he want? He wants to switch places with you, for just one day =)

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How many films (movies) have ever been made? To narrow this down, let's go for films longer than twenty minutes, made primarily for cinema (movie theaters or art-house) rather than to be viewed on TV, internet, or sent straight to video. 346093846

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If you could read one persons mind and only one persons, whos would it be?And you would be able to read their mind for life, any time you want. If I could read someone's mind, I would want to be able to read the mind of God =) Then I'd know everything!

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I have had a burning sensation at the top half of my stomach for about two weeks now and it itches when it doesn't burn, but it always starts burning again when i scratch. I'M AT 37WKS is this okay? It's probably just your skin stretching, so yes it's normal =)

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Why is the missing link so hard to find? It being so successful it produced us? Oh they've found the missing link alright.. But they don't dare release that information to the public in fear that it would topple all the religious empires that rule the world right now. =D

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If someone stole $100.00 dollars from you and you knew who did it, but you couldn't prove it, how would you handle it? I'd kill that S.O.B =D .... messin with my money shewwww... who wants to die?

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Why are children being brought up as princesses and pirates? halloween is only once a year thank goodness =) else i'd have 2 stormtroopers running around all the time.

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Do You think church is neccesery for entry into heaven? Christ said that the only way to get into Heaven was through Him. So that should answer your question ultimately. He also said that anytime that people gather in His name, it's church. We learn from fellowship, church won't get us into Heaven, but it will most definitely give us more understanding, through fellowship.

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James 4:7 "...Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." How do you resist the devil? I think it might be easier to understand with another verse. I can't remember which one it was but it was in Psalms. It stated that 'to fear God is to hate evil' which I felt is how we can begin to fear God, and resist the devil. If we base all our thoughts and actions out of love, we cannot be sinning with those thoughts or actions, therefore we're honoring the Father and...

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Do the Mormons really discourage their members from drinking coffee? I think you people need to focus on the one thing that Jesus DID command. To love one another as we love ourselves and to love God. Everyone wastes so much time worrying about all the little things that they forget the big picture.

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I have had a VERY itchy purple-red rash on my legs for five days now. What is it? I have had an intense rash all over my thighs for 5 days. It is extremely itchy, and in one spot hurts when I stand. Have used Cortisone, Lanacaine and Calamine. HELP! Yes, it sounds like Herpes in the form of what they call Shingles. Might want to see a doctor about it, even though it will go away, it is recurring.

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Who do you think is the hottest, sexiest female cast member ever to appear on SNL? Shirley Manson!

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When I get bored as a passenger on long road trips, I use a laptop to keep busy. When a commercial airline pilot stays at his post, is he allowed to use his laptop? Or is he forced to get bored throughout the whole autopilotted flight? I think that there is more to the professional job of being an airline pilot. I wouldn't think that it would be a boring job, and surely the pilot wouldn't lose focus of the job he's doing. He has several hundred lives in his care, so I don't think you'd catch a pilot goofing off on the internet while working. I could be wrong, but that airline would lose my business if...

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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be? a tall, cool and handsome drink of water.

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Do you know and jokes about strippers? Please share! An older couple is having an arguement. "Honey, we don't have any money and I need dentures and diapers and laxatives and our social security check hasn't come in yet!" the old man says. "Well dear, I don't know what to do." says the woman. "You could do what you used to do a long time ago?" asks the old man. "Yes, it's been...

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I'm a Jew and personally, I not very offended by Jewish stereotype based jokes. Are there any Jews that do? and to what jokes? A Priest and a Rabbi walking down the street when they happen across this little boy. The Priest says, "Hey, lets go f#%* that little boy." The Rabbi says, "F#%* him out of what?"

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What are the the 3 rings of marriage? Promise Ring Engagement Ring Wedding Ring but those jokes were funny =)

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What the largest bra size you have seen or heard of someone wearing? My wife wore a 38DDD when she was pregnant. Talk about an eye opener! But I've heard of double E's which is freakin titalatingly titanic!!

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How do you forgive a rapist or molester? You kill them of course

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Hi. i have a Doge Neon 2000 LX.but my atomatic key starter alof a suden dosnt work it wont start the car enny more can some one help me please. You have to take it to the dealership and have them reset the computer which that whole key thing runs on. It will run you about $300-400 for the repair.

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If you could have thrown a shoe at george w. bush, which type/brand would you throw? a horseshoe

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Would you like to see Gorge W. Bush on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" we saw him like that on fahrenheit 9/11

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Does the government know how to raise your kids better than you? since we have apparently lost the ability to discipline without being arrested? that nonsense is just propaganda incited by a newly formed social services in which to ensure that they can fill a quota for their funding and pay raises.

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What song does the boy sing in the movie Dreamcatcher? Blue Bayou many people sing that song, but the one that comes to mind is by the artist, Linda Ronstadt =)

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What are you doing here and why are you talking like that? Big brother is watching you.

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I've been with my bf for 4 months. We have really fallin for eachother! The other night he said cheated on me 4 days after we started going out, and is an idiot, and he loves me now. We started going out 2 weeks after we met...do u think i should stay? once a cheater, always a cheater... it'll happen again, you can count on that. also, things didn't work out with the other girl, so he played his cards and went with the winning hand? you're just the backup princess. =)

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How can you help someone love themself? Lead by example... show them how you love yourself =)

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Is it strange or bad to be 18 and still a virgin? Because friends I didn't even expect to lose it before me have. I agree, don't just lose it because you don't want that title anymore. Lose it because you want to experience how wonderful sex can really be. Once you do lose it, you won't regret it. I just hope that you can find someone whom you love and can share something special with forever knowing that they were your first. =)

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What is the importance of jerusalem to christians? jerusalem is the supposed location of the temple of david where the muslim dome of the rock is located now. according to christian prophecy, christ's return wont happen until the temple of david is rebuilt in it's original location, which means that the dome of the rock has got to go, in order for that to happen. THAT my friend, is the real importance of jerusalem to the christians. =)

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What is the life living in tokyo like? yang yong yin yin yayong ching chang walla walla bing bang?

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Why do people kill someone with out motive or reason? are they so stupid they think they wont get caught? is it the thrill? or the fact its bad to do? If you could kill someone legally would you? and why? more likely to get away with it without a motive.. and even more likely if it's a stranger...

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What are some good reasons to divorce and break up a family? infidelity

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From what author's works have you learned the most? I'd have to say the Bible

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Has your child ever shocked you, in a good or bad way? Yea my oldest son is the laziest kid on the planet.. all he does is play ps2 and eat.. well one day it was a school awards ceremony... and they announced a reading program award (AR) and at 3rd place with 40 points was joebob, at 2nd place with 80 points was marylou, and at 1st place with 230 points was my son!! I WAS SHOCKED!!! so impressed and so proud =)

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Have you ever testified in a trial? Yep... and I lied my ass off to get my friend outta his trouble. Sooo.. it only proved to me that justice is bogus, it's only about the $$$.. whoever can be the most convincing to a jury with their lies and a well paid attorney asking the right questions for you to lie about... wins! sad but true

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Do you think watching porn is cheating? Also... what better way to learn new tricks than to learn from the pro's eh?

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Do you think watching porn is cheating? I don't think it's cheating. When she goes to sleep and I want it but I'm not going to wake my girl up, well I whip out the ol laptop and look for things that might be worth watching. Of course, half the time she's only acting like she's asleep and secretly watching me do it. So.. I'm watching porn on the computer and she's watching porn in person. =D

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I am so ready for______? coffee =)

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What's the longest you've had to wait for the pizza or Chinese etc etc you ordered to be delivered to your home? How did you feel when it arrived? about an hour and a half... and how did i feel when it arrived? i felt that it was a FREE pizza =)

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Im 18, 6'4 290 Pounds. My penis is 3" when erect, am I one of those guys who gods screws over? Im a bit overweight, so will i get bigger as i lose weight? help.Its pretty depresing. I have done stuff with girls, but havent gone all the way yet,very scary buy a penis pump =)

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Has anyone bought the "Guys Gone Wild" dvd's, are the as wild as the Girls Gone Wild ones? Only if you like sausage parties =)

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How can I become a celebrity? You could be the star in a new home video called "3 girls, 1 cup" that'd get you famous =)

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Is there a recipe i can use that has pistachios in it? I love them but don't know any meals i can add them to. I assume they must go in Indian like foods. Either way please share you recipe to me :) pistachio pudding... i don't have a recipe but jello makes it.. and i'm sure you can look it up online =)

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Why do your feet swell on airplanes? You have to pull the tampon out every now and then to allow yourself to deflate.... I think...

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Some voted for Obama because he is black; some voted for him because he is not Bush; did anyone listen to the issues? i didn't vote for him because he supports infanticide..

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According to some religious people, Evolution is just a theory, does that mean gravity is just a theory too? I once read 'Issac Asimov's 100th Book' (that's the title of it). He briefed the many topics that he's written about in his time and one of the chapters went over the topic of creating life. Which surely has a foundation in evolution. He described early experiments people have done to attempt this and I found one particularly enticing. You should read the book and see...

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What is a sure fire way to get out of jury selection? Ask the judge, "why does it hurt when I pee?"

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How can I become a celebrity? Oh... this one is easy..... buy a video camera, and film yourself doing anything and everything and put it on youtube! instant celebrity status =) like me of course.. =D

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If it were'nt for sex, what would we think about all day? How come noone said money?

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Does your toilet play Taps when you give it a flush? Mine has a picture of a Haiku I wrote above it: Round and round it goes Like whirlpools and tornados Goodbye little turd.

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50 ways to leave your lover, can you name one? Make a video of you and someone else making love, send it to the person in question. That always works.

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I want 2 males in my butt is this possible? Gerbils maybe?

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What other movie's have a character or character's in it that only the lead actor can see or talk to,example Mr Brooks,or A Beautiful Mind. Secret Window... and umm... Tommyknockers...

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Who else is in love with Jessica? well i love my jessica!!!

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I like Rhianna but I don't this she can sing very well. Do you? I like the lyrics to her songs, but she's not my cup of tea... Now Shirley Manson on the other hand... whew! who turned the heat up?

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I am a 20 year old male living in MA that wants to just get away somewhere warm (in the us) and meet alot of young, good quality people. maybe stay in a youth hostel for a while. any advice on where to go? warm? hmmm... try southern california!

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What do YOU do when you feel like you want to hurt yourself? In the past, when I felt like I wanted to hurt myself, I just put too much in my spoon and shoot that. Woke up in the hospital once, but other times I just woke up where I was sitting. Never was successful at killing myself. *shrug* I guess that's a good thing. :)

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of America? Neil Diamond

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Who is the original composer for Ave Maria? Bach

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Which anime/anime-inspired martial artist/fighter do you think -you- could take on in real life? What is your real life martial arts/fighting background. Will your natural instincts work for or against you? I think I could take Super Saiyan Vegeta... but it'd be a good fight.. I have a black belt in Shotokan, American Freestyle and I am 3rd Brown in Shaolin-Do.

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Clash or the Ramones? Ramones! But the Clash is good too!

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My daughter who is 17 puts on her pajamas 30 mins before bed and comes into the lounge. A few times she has tickled me and i told her to behave. In the fun she has said smack my bottom. Should I over her pajamas?. I would say, "Send her on over to me..." but my g/f might get mad :P

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I broke up with my boyfriend, but he still tells me he doesn't like me talking to other guys. What should I do? tell him "You're not the boss of me!!" or tell him "Dude, get over it!" But he can have all the opinion he wants, but obviously he's not your boyfriend and you have no obligation to him anymore. If he can't settle for being friends, then he was never worth having as a boyfriend either. I'd go find you a new friend :) Hey... WE could be friends!!

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Alive or dead who would you pick to see live in concert? The Ramones!

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If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose? Uretha :D

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Who is your favorite author? Robert E. Howard, he wrote the Conan books... which are told by an amazing storyteller! You'll find that his books are edited by Sprague de Camp and Lin Carter, who found unfinished works in his attic and are gurus in the style which Howard wrote, so I feel they're qualified to finish his unfinished works. You have to read the series to understand what I'm talking about. That is...

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I live in Ohio and I got a speeding ticket and im uninsured, Im out of a job, I have no money an i have to show proof of insurance when i pay the ticket. How much trouble am I in? well, all you're looking at is paying fines. if you don't pay the fines then you'll lose your license, so it's not too terrible a thing. people get by with no license. *shrugs* sometimes it's just two steps back, one step forward...

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It looks as though John McCain and Senator Barack Obama may make it to the final, Whom do you think will be suited to the post of President of USA? I'm going for Republican.. I think that the affairs of state should be left on a state level (Governors, etc.) and I don't think Obama knows what he's doing up there as far as being a President. But who knows huh? I'm a felon, I can't vote anyways, but if I could... I'd vote for... *sings* M - I - C *sings* K - E - Y *sings* M - O - U - S - E!!!!...

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Why do people who call themselves open minded usually never consider an opposing view? What is that called? Conceitedness? People who consider themselves open minded who don't consider anothers opinion are just kidding themselves. Those who consider themselves open minded and perform correctly need not even say they're open minded.. it's obvious :)

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Do you want a brick? how many bricks do i have to have before i win?

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If a girl finds everything that you say very funnie, but does not seem to take your " flirting " seriously. how can i make it known that i really do like her and want to do stuff with her on a relationship level without her thinking im trying to be funny? Tell her she has nice shoes :)

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Why do you think someone wants to be a politican? So they can make a difference? So they can be on stage like a Hollywood star? any other reasons? power

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Im wana kno if i should take down the pics of me n my gf, who i havnt seen 4 a while cuz we were takin a break...we r talkin now but she dosnt seem like she wants to c me yet, i think she just wants to b friends...takin the pics off mite hurt her...i duno Just change the caption from girlfriend to friend... since that's the truth, and you still like her :)

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What would you say to someone who says that cheating on their partner is "fun"? wow, what poor character in a person :(

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Any idea why girls get their tongues pierced? I agree, it's a fashion statement! I love the way my tongue ring flashes when I talk sometimes and seeing that happen with someone else, is what made me decide to get one! Little did I know the other perks to a tongue ring, but it's definitely cosmetic!

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How do i decide if my fience should adopt my 14 and 10 year old? Yeah, I'd wait first and see how they get along, if he really loves them and treats them like his own. No reason to rush into something that important. When the time comes and everyone is comfortable about it, then you'll know what to do!

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Do you like to ride roller coaster? Have a favorite? You know it's funny... I used to shoot up cocaine (i'm clean now) and that's a serious rush... I've skydived and that's a rush... but I've always been too scared to ride on a rollercoaster... maybe I think I need to... hmmm... Six Flags here I come!

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Have you seen through the mystique of Obama yet, or are you still fooled? doesn't matter, a republican is going to win the election...

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What is the name of the Stephen King film where the novelist crashes and a woman holds him hostage, forcing him to rewrite a book for her? Misery.... truly scary!!! *sings* people are strange....

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Do you believe in Angels and do they walk amoung us? I believe my girlfriend is an angel sent to rescue my heart!

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What is the most efficient martial art form for a man over fifty years old to begin learning? But there is no ONE form of martial arts that is better than any other. It is all how you apply yourself to the martial art that you choose. If you are dedicated enough, you can make any martial art work for you. And remember, mastery of winning a fight, is not fighting at all. Or some people say, learn to fight, so that you won't have to. :)

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Are you adopted? If so, how has that affected your life? My girlfriend (and her sister) was adopted. And I've heard the most amazing and also sad stories about it from her. But ultimately it gave her strong feelings about adoption and child care. I think it also made her a stronger person now that she's an adult and has dealt with the situations of bouncing around foster homes and social services. That has to be hard. And now she has the...

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What's the highest number you can count (with a name for the number)? What's higher than 999 nonillion, 999 octillion, 999 septillion, 999 sextillion, 999 quintillion, 999 quadrillion, 999 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999? pi? it's a number that never ends, with a name for the number as you requested :) you'll keep counting and counting and counting :) are there any other numbers like pi?

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If you knew you're about to die and you could only say one last thing to only one person you know, who would it be and what would you say? "My love, you made me so happy. Thank you."

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What was the original name of Mt Rushmore, before the desecration. It was mountain of rock until Mr. Rushmore, the lawyer who cut through the red tape to allow the carving to be done, asked his buggy driver what the name of the mountain was. The driver replied, "Mount Rushmore," and thus was endured...

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Who else is underwhelmed by the sight of the Rockies from Denver? I was surprised that the view from the city was only mildly interesting, and doesn't (IMO) make up for the flat, dry terrain and the bubble o' smog over the metro area. I dunno about from Denver, but I do know that the drive westward on I70 or I80, approaching the Rockies after 800 miles of nothing, _IS_ quite impressive. They seem to spring out of nowhere. And the last time I did the drive, I watched two storms run right into eachother, it was awesome! Yay for the Rocky Mountains!

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My daughter is 13 months and still will not walk! She will take 2 steps and throw herself on the floor! When I try to walk with her she goes crazy and start yelling and crying! what can I do? My oldest son began walking at an early age. Something I noticed though, was when we had our regular friends over whom had children around the same age as my Sam, watching his walk seemed to motivate them to learn to walk too! And soon enough, the other children were walking as well. So perhaps exposure to other children who your daughter gets along amiably with, could motivate her. It seemed...

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What is the most efficient martial art form for a man over fifty years old to begin learning? I agree, Tai Chi Chuan is a very popular martial art (and probably the best choice) for older individuals. I take Shaolin-Do and once you receive your Black Belt in the "hard" style, it's required that you take Tai Chi in order to progress. Tai Chi consists of fundamentals which are key in most martial arts anyways. My Grandmaster, Sin The, told me once.. Water is the most...

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Why do people choose to be vegetarians? I suppose that people become vegetarians for a variety of reasons and I don't think there's any specific reason which is right or wrong. I am not a vegetarian, but my Dad is, and he cooks the finest meals I've ever tasted. With the right cookbook, you'd be amazed at just how much fun and enjoyable vegetarian cooking can be! Especially desserts!!! So I can attest that...

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