Answerbag: Epistaxis's answers

Answer to Men have their cars ladies have their_______________?

Mon, 28 May 2012 08:57:05 -0700

Men have their cars ladies have their_______________?

Men have their cars ladies have their money.

Answer to Can I get into legal trouble by posting my ex's number on craigslist to have random people mess with her?

Sun, 27 May 2012 06:10:01 -0700

Can I get into legal trouble by posting my ex's number on craigslist to have random people mess with her?

I live in SC, and just read in the news that a man was arrested and charge with harassment via cellphone. If that helps answer your question.

Answer to The way to _ is _.

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:24:46 -0700

The way to _______ is _______.

the Emerald City to follow the yellow brick road!

Answer to Just read that a seven year old killed himself over school bullying. Did you experience bullying as kid? Why has it gotten so much worse?

Fri, 25 May 2012 09:57:24 -0700

Just read that a seven year old killed himself over school bullying. Did you experience bullying as kid? Why has it gotten so much worse?

Quite frankly I don't know what is wrong with kids these days, lack of parenting, bullying....it's all be around for ages. It's nothing new. I think the issue now days is not so much that bullying is happening, children that are being bullied just do not know how to handle it. When I was a kid...

Answer to So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?

Tue, 08 May 2012 07:10:41 -0700

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?!?! Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Answer to Hy does my 5 month old daughter sleep so much?

Fri, 04 May 2012 11:13:44 -0700

Hy does my 5 month old daughter sleep so much?

Just a mild suggestion but umm.... if you're worried about it I would highly suggest taking her to the doctor to get her checked out? Answerbag is good for some questions but serious medical concerns should really be directed to the doctor offline. There's a lot of folks that "think" they have...

Answer to Neighbor replaced their wooden fence and placed new fence on top of the white stones. All the stones are coming into my yard.What can I do?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:47:48 -0700

Neighbor replaced their wooden fence and placed new fence on top of the white stones. All the stones are coming into my yard.What can I do?

First, make sure that your facts are straight before confronting and making a big deal about it. Only reason I say that is because I've seen all to often issues like this and come to find out after the county comes to the homes and does their measurements and whatever else they do it was...

Answer to Can you construct a sentence that makes You laugh??

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 11:18:20 -0800

Can you construct a sentence that makes You laugh??

"I DEMAND THAT YOU LAUGH NOW!"

Answer to How would your world be if there were no trees?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:13:01 -0800

How would your world be if there were no trees?

That would...leave...me with no air to breathe.

Answer to Roses are, violets are blue. Today is Valentines Day, _____________ .

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:09:43 -0800

Roses are, violets are blue. Today is Valentines Day, _____________ .

what the hell did you do?! And what is that god aweful smell!

Answer to I appreciate__________________?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:06:52 -0800

I appreciate__________________?

the gesture! But you really shouldn't have painted my house that color.

Answer to Do you have a dirty mind?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:45:08 -0800

Do you have a dirty mind?

I just got out of the shower, so no. :( But by this evening it should be ready for another one.

Answer to My family are christians and they detest anime, saying stuff like, "It's against the bible." and "God wouldn't want you to watch those kind of things." So yeah, I was wondering if someone could help me with this. Is all anime really that bad?

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:44:25 -0800

My family are christians and they detest anime, saying stuff like, "It's against the bible." and "God wouldn't want you to watch those kind of things." So yeah, I was wondering if someone could help me with this. Is all anime really that bad?

I would say God gave you freewill. You do what you want. You should know right from wrong because certain acts just feel right, as well as certain acts feel wrong. It'll all get sorted out in the end. Just enjoy the life you were given, otherwise if you spent the whole time walking on eggshells...

Answer to What would be your ideal dinner to have while watching a football game?

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:59:03 -0800

What would be your ideal dinner to have while watching a football game?

I know it's cliche ..... but wings. Garlic Parmesan wings with blue cheese dressing!

Answer to What to do if your desktop's computer moniter wont turn on? (already tried unplug and replug method)

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:43:41 -0800

What to do if your desktop's computer moniter wont turn on? (already tried unplug and replug method)

Won't turn on as in no power at all? No green/blue light on the monitor button? If there's no power at all, no lights, no "Analog" box that pops up nothing....try plugging it into a different outlet first. If you have a light come on but just a black screen, go unplug the cable FROM the monitor...

Answer to What philosophy do you try to apply to your day to day life?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:40:11 -0800

What philosophy do you try to apply to your day to day life?

Life is a bitch and then you die, but Karma has it's way with you first.

Answer to How do you become a Social Butterfly in real life?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:06:48 -0800

How do you become a Social Butterfly in real life?

I am kind of the same way, online is MUCH easy because there is a screen in front of you. I would suggest just start with a "Hello" and a smile....take it slow and make sure to breathe when you're talking. I've seen a lot of people that talk and talk and talk without taking a breath and it...

Answer to How the mighty have fallen...Jackie Chan doing V8 commercials. What thinks you?

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 12:54:31 -0800

How the mighty have fallen...Jackie Chan doing V8 commercials. What thinks you?

I don't think it's so much as "The mighty have fallen" .... I think sometimes it has to do with people just growing old. They can't do the things they were doing when they were younger, roundhouse kicks, flying through the air, karate chop! Judo chop! They have to scale back, take it easy...

Answer to Did you touch my Blu-Ray?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:24:51 -0800

Did you touch my Blu-Ray?

No just your yellow kangaroo, and I'm sorry about that.

Answer to Is it impossible to listen to all the songs on CD's online?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:23:19 -0800

Is it impossible to listen to all the songs on CD's online?

If you are looking for a service that offers you the ability to listen to entire albums for free I have recently started using Spotify.

Answer to My dad just told me I'm not gonna be able to sit down for a week after parent/teacher interviews, what does that mean?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:22:26 -0800

My dad just told me I'm not gonna be able to sit down for a week after parent/teacher interviews, what does that mean?

I got spankings when i was a kid for bad grades and let me tell you, they did nothing but make me cry. Beatings will not improve your grades, they won't help you focus or make you want to learn more. All it does it make you resent certain facts. I am all for giving a spanking to teach a lesson...

Answer to Is it OK to briefly leave a child alone in a parked car?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:18:41 -0800

Is it OK to briefly leave a child alone in a parked car?

Well ask yourself this question first, if you came back to the car and the child was gone/missing how would you feel? That in itself will answer your initial question.

Answer to What is something that will not be in your music collection?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:49:01 -0800

What is something that will not be in your music collection?

Justin Beiber and Elmo.

Answer to I need help, im evil, hateful and nasty to people...i want to be good, but its hard to change- any advice ?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:47:30 -0800

I need help, im evil, hateful and nasty to people...i want to be good, but its hard to change- any advice ?

Start with a smile :)

Answer to I am 16 turning 17 in 2 weeks and I despise living with my mother and her boyfiend, is it legal for me to move out with a friend?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:46:42 -0800

I am 16 turning 17 in 2 weeks and I despise living with my mother and her boyfiend, is it legal for me to move out with a friend?

If I were you I would just bite the bullet and do what you can to save money, when you hit 18 you move as fast as you can. I say start saving now (assuming you work) because you'll want to leave and never have to go back.

Answer to How old were you the last time you had a crush?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:44:54 -0800

How old were you the last time you had a crush?

30 years old, they sell them at my local 7-11.... Orange Crush.

Answer to Would you want to run a company?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:43:41 -0800

Would you want to run a company?

I currently do and let me tell you it's not the easiest thing in the world to start, but once you get going nothing can stop you except the government and their policies.

Answer to Do you think a married woman should have a space around her in which even her hubby should not have access?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:26:52 -0800

Do you think a married woman should have a space around her in which even her hubby should not have access?

Just like in a man's case, it's called the Bathroom. Sexes always seem to forget it's a two way street. If a woman wants space but the man wants to cuddle her she's being "smothered" but if a woman WANTS to be cuddled and the man just wants to sit there then she thinks he's "ignoring and...

Answer to Exactly how short is too short for high school/college cheerleaders skirts?

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:24:08 -0800

Exactly how short is too short for high school/college cheerleaders skirts?

Just put them all in bikini's and be done with it.

Answer to If your adult child had to move in with you but had a job, would you ask him/her to help pay rent?

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:01:54 -0800

If your adult child had to move in with you but had a job, would you ask him/her to help pay rent?

I would possibly give them a bill or two, nothing too grand because not being able to afford things might have been the reason for them moving back home in the first place. So possibly sitting down with them and going over all of their personal bills and coming up with a budget might help them....

Answer to What's something that is crispy?

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:05:37 -0800

What's something that is crispy?

I'm surprised no one has said Bacon!

Answer to What is your thought for today?

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 11:34:20 -0800

What is your thought for today?

That the whole world has gone to hell in a hand basket and we're all fighting over who gets to carry it.

Answer to Which state would you kick out of the United States?

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:04:31 -0800

Which state would you kick out of the United States?

The state of confusion in Washington.

Answer to am a college student and i need money,any ideas how to make money online?

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:02:53 -0800

am a college student and i need money,any ideas how to make money online?

Yeah there isn't any real way to make money online and if you find anyone that tells you otherwise is telling you lies. Even if you sell on eBay that is all well and fine but make sure you look at your numbers before doing so. With eBay depending on what you're selling and for how much you'll...

Answer to Use the letter C to describe a woman!

Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:18:24 -0800

Use the letter C to describe a woman!

Cynical

Answer to Who do you look like more.. mom or dad?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:43:28 -0800

Who do you look like more.. mom or dad?

Mother, thank god. I wouldn't have wanted red hair nor pale skin. My sister took after my Father and she is so white you have to put a orange life vest on her just to play in the snow so you don't lose her.

Answer to On NY state police exams, 10 extra points are given automatically to African Americans. Only 5 extra points for combat vets. Your thoughts?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:41:48 -0800

On NY state police exams, 10 extra points are given automatically to African Americans. Only 5 extra points for combat vets. Your thoughts?

I think people just need to get over the color of their skin already, I'm tired of hearing every day that someone is pulling a race card.

Answer to Do you walk like an Egyptian?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:40:00 -0800

Do you walk like an Egyptian?

Well I'm part Egyptian, so if they walk like I do...then yes.

Answer to Pacquiao vs Mayweather ~ Who do you think would win?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:39:30 -0800

Pacquiao vs Mayweather ~ Who do you think would win?

Mayweather is just a chump. Sure he can trade blows but deep down as a person, he's a chump.

Answer to As a child what scared you most? ex. open closet door, under the bed, basement?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:38:25 -0800

As a child what scared you most? ex. open closet door, under the bed, basement?

I could never sleep in the dark with my feet hanging off the bed, or foot. I'd always feel as though something would grab it from under the bed.

Answer to Why does everyone hate cops?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 16:36:58 -0800

Why does everyone hate cops?

I don't think that it is that "everybody" hates cops, it's just that you get nervous around them because you read about the bad ones all the time and you can't tell if they are honest or just another one abusing their power. You read about only the bad ones in the news of course.

Answer to Why did you shave it ?

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 01:27:16 -0800

Why did you shave it ?

I shave(d) it because it's cleaner and the ladies like it. As an aside, regarding women that shave "it" .... I prefer it shaved, I don't enjoy flossing at the same time I'm eating. >.>

Answer to What did you buy today for Black Friday?

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:52:29 -0800

What did you buy today for Black Friday?

A newspaper so I could read all the local stories of the morons that wanted to start fights, pull guns and pepper spray people so they could save money. Although I could have just looked at the news online. lol.

Answer to Do you consider yourself part of "the 99%"? Why or why not?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:01:49 -0800

Do you consider yourself part of "the 99%"? Why or why not?

I'm part of the 99% that just wants to go the hell home after a hard days work.

Answer to What is silver used for?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:57:33 -0800

What is silver used for?

Killing Werewolves.

Answer to Sixteen & Pregnant Do you think thats CUTE?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:56:59 -0800

Sixteen & Pregnant Do you think thats CUTE?

Irresponsible would be the correct term.

Answer to A woman talked for more than 16 hours while on an Amtrak train going from Oakland, California, to Salem, Oregon. Should she be prosecuted?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:56:17 -0800

A woman talked for more than 16 hours while on an Amtrak train going from Oakland, California, to Salem, Oregon. Should she be prosecuted?

Plain and simple, she should be told to shut up.

Answer to could he have gotten me pregnant?

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:07:08 -0800

could he have gotten me pregnant?

If you have to ask these questions you shouldn't be having sex to begin with imo.

Answer to Could you really vote for Mitt Romney knowing that he is a Mormon?

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:04:48 -0800

Could you really vote for Mitt Romney knowing that he is a Mormon?

I thought we separated church and state a long time ago? A persons religion should not matter if this were true.

Answer to Are You Voting for Barack Obama in 2012?

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 11:24:13 -0800

Are You Voting for Barack Obama in 2012?

I think for the most part America has learned you can't vote on someone just because they are African American. I think that is potentially more-so the reason he got voted in the first time, because it was hip, cool and people wanted to see a major milestone reached in their lifetime where there...

Answer to Do you have enough of your month left at the end of the money?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:36:00 -0800

Do you have enough of your month left at the end of the money?

I think a couple of words are transposed here.... so assuming you're asking if I have enough money left at the end of the month. I will say yes, however a lot of people will barely have any if any at all. In today's society, particularly here in the United States if you have a job you're...

Answer to If you are born with your eyes out of focus are they all out of focus?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 09:33:33 -0800

If you are born with your eyes out of focus are they all out of focus?

I only have two eyes......how many are we talking about here? "All" ?

Answer to If you won the lottery ( MILLIONS )...Would you still keep your job and work?

Tue, 08 Nov 2011 08:04:33 -0800

If you won the lottery ( MILLIONS )...Would you still keep your job and work?

Yes, but not full time for a while, a million dollars won't last very long in today's world unless you live below your means. Which most people when they win millions of dollars feel the need to go out and buy a house with twenty bedrooms (like who the hell is going to clean that thing?) Five...

Answer to Why do people think Satan and God are fake, when there is plenty of proof in the Bible that says otherwise?

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:41:46 -0700

Why do people think Satan and God are fake, when there is plenty of proof in the Bible that says otherwise?

Reading something isn't proof. If I wrote that there was a magical unicorn that granted everyone four wishes instead of the typical three, is that proof?

Answer to Have you ever partied like it was 1959?

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:39:42 -0700

Have you ever partied like it was 1959?

No, but the way the economy is going here in the US I've only been able to afford partying like it's 1929.

Answer to How fast can you type? (Eg: 4 letters every 5 seconds)

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:46:42 -0700

How fast can you type? (Eg: 4 letters every 5 seconds)

WPM 90 Keystrokes 457 correct words 91 wrong words 1 You reached 451 Points so you achieved position 2166 of 69770 on the ranking list (last 24 hours) That's my results.

Answer to Any Blonde JOkes?

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 08:18:55 -0700

Any Blonde JOkes?

You know a blonde is having a bad day when there is a tampon behind her ear and her pencil is missing.

Answer to how do i change how i judge myself?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:05:47 -0700

how do i change how i judge myself?

The first step in not judging yourself is to stop letting others judge you. This whole world is full of people that judge others, we in turn take that judgement and attempt to change ourselves. Just be who you are, wear what you want, style your hair how you want and hey if you want to exercise...

Answer to Why arent more people honest in saying they dislike tattoos, rather than telling tattoo'd people they look great ?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:03:31 -0700

Why arent more people honest in saying they dislike tattoos, rather than telling tattoo'd people they look great ?

There is one distinct difference between those of us with tattoos and those of you without them. Those of us with them don't care if you don't have them.

Answer to PETA is suing SeaWorld for slavery, what do you think?

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:17:35 -0700

PETA is suing SeaWorld for slavery, what do you think?

If you read the full story and PETA' direct quote: "Plaintiffs were forcibly taken from their families and natural habitats, are held captive at SeaWorld San Diego and SeaWorld Orlando, denied everything that is natural to them, subjected to artificial insemination or sperm collection to breed...

Answer to What is Lindsay Lohan's problem???

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 19:28:56 -0700

What is Lindsay Lohan's problem???

I think a shorter answer might be, what isn't her problem.

Answer to I did so badly on my SAT?

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 07:28:03 -0700

I did so badly on my SAT?

Growing up I did the best I could with any tests or school work given to me, if I got a 100% or a 60% it didn't matter. The point is you did the best you could, you gave it your all. Don't let numbers hinder your dreams, it's all relative. If you want to be a famous cosmonaut, then go be that...

Answer to What do you think about women over 60 wearing tights and short skirts?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:56:17 -0700

What do you think about women over 60 wearing tights and short skirts?

I've known quite a few older women 50+ that I'd definitely take a second look at.

Answer to Weather turns cold and sloppy. "Occupiers" disappear and lose interest. Predictable?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:34:46 -0700

Weather turns cold and sloppy. "Occupiers" disappear and lose interest. Predictable?

There has been a guy (the same guy) standing on a street corner around here for over 10 years holding a sign that says something to the effect of "Homeless and I have cancer and I am hungry please help" ....... he must have the best medical doctors in the world, or a new kind of cancer. Granted...

Answer to Will you please drive me to church today?

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 06:25:24 -0700

Will you please drive me to church today?

Sure, just call me when you're ready to be picked up after it's done.

Answer to Why did my throat burn after smoking an empty piece of paper?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:46:37 -0700

Why did my throat burn after smoking an empty piece of paper?

I think it might be a combination of stupidity and smoke. But I might be wrong.

Answer to would u follow my advice?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:10:32 -0700

would u follow my advice?

Well it depends, I'm not a fan of huge long aimless walks so where is it going?

Answer to Should violent video and computer games receive a ban on the market?

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 09:41:01 -0700

Should violent video and computer games receive a ban on the market?

No, I see video game criticism the same way I do television. If you don't want your kids playing it, don't buy it. If you don't want your kids watching it, change the channel or block it. I don't see why people complain about things they have 100% total control over.

Answer to Can you get into the mind of a crazy person?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 21:37:55 -0700

Can you get into the mind of a crazy person?

Yeah and I like to be that third whispering voice!

Answer to If you could sell yourself on ebay, what would the reserve be set at?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:20:12 -0700

If you could sell yourself on ebay, what would the reserve be set at?

Well it depends on a couple of things, is the buyer female and if so, is she hot?

Answer to Are snack pack puddings fattening?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:19:13 -0700

Are snack pack puddings fattening?

Everything is fattening, I think the only way the world is going to resort back to losing weight is nuts and berries we find in the woods.

Answer to If we were to find life on another planet, would that be something that the bible could explain?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:18:04 -0700

If we were to find life on another planet, would that be something that the bible could explain?

I don't know really. I haven't ever seen or heard of anyone mentioning other planets. Heave/Hell/Earth that is all I read. I truly believe there are other planets with life, we just cannot reach nor see them "yet".....do I think they are little green men? No. But regardless we would be very...

Answer to What Songs Make You Think of Halloween?

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:46:45 -0700

What Songs Make You Think of Halloween?

This one has always been good, or you can go for the original version from the movie:

Answer to Do you go out of your way to avoid knowing something specific? What is it and why?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:32:00 -0700

Do you go out of your way to avoid knowing something specific? What is it and why?

Negativity.

Answer to Men: The hottest woman walks up to you and says "hi Ive been watching you" your first reaction is to say/do what?

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:31:23 -0700

Men: The hottest woman walks up to you and says "hi Ive been watching you" your first reaction is to say/do what?

Ask her what did I do now and ask for my lawyer.

Answer to Can you give a list of people that you wonder why they are famous?

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:44:54 -0700

Can you give a list of people that you wonder why they are famous?

Snooki. Enough Said.

Answer to How would you feel if I gave you one skittle?

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 09:38:51 -0700

How would you feel if I gave you one skittle?

Let down because I'd wonder what the rest of the rainbow taste like.

Answer to Do you think the "occupy wall street" style protests will fail due to their lack of direction and leadership? (ie no defined goals)

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:24:30 -0700

Do you think the "occupy wall street" style protests will fail due to their lack of direction and leadership? (ie no defined goals)

Well, it certainly can't do any worse than Wall Street and the Government itself. Sometimes it takes a shot in the dark to hit something.

Answer to Im building____________________ wanna help?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:06:46 -0700

Im building____________________ wanna help?

an Ark, because there's going to be a lot of tears flowing if Obama wins re-election,

Answer to Do you ever have moments where you don't know what the heck you're trying to say?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:04:56 -0700

Do you ever have moments where you don't know what the heck you're trying to say?

If I ever find myself in those situations I write. I have always been able to express myself better through pen and paper.

Answer to Would you consider it stalking if you were secretly stalked by someone you find to be enticing?

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:04:19 -0700

Would you consider it stalking if you were secretly stalked by someone you find to be enticing?

Well it depends, if they were stalking me with a knife or weapon in their hand then that might be an issue. If it were someone that was enticing without said weapon, then I'd be all for it!

Answer to What is the best name for an adorable black male puppy?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:55:37 -0700

What is the best name for an adorable black male puppy?

Buckwheat

Answer to What is something about you that would surprise me?

Sun, 02 Oct 2011 06:54:44 -0700

What is something about you that would surprise me?

I really DO have a seriously big.............. tractor. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Answer to Have hippies gone extinct?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 19:26:21 -0700

Have hippies gone extinct?

I read this as "Have nipples gone extinct" =p

Answer to What rum flavor goes good with pineapple juice?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 19:24:43 -0700

What rum flavor goes good with pineapple juice?

Malibu Coconut Rum I believe.

Answer to Halloween is almost here so is there a favorite candy to get trick or treaters this year?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:59:51 -0700

Halloween is almost here so is there a favorite candy to get trick or treaters this year?

I always enjoyed the reeses peanut butter shapes, like pumpkins, bats...etc. There's something distinctly different between those and the regular reeses peanut butter cups.

Answer to My career is so over that I think I'm going to ___________________.

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:24:52 -0700

My career is so over that I think I'm going to ___________________.

become president.

Answer to The pursuit of happiness. What brings you happiness? Are you working hard to achieve this ultimate goal? Will you ever get it?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:21:29 -0700

The pursuit of happiness. What brings you happiness? Are you working hard to achieve this ultimate goal? Will you ever get it?

I think I am headed in the right direction, I would say I'm halfway there.... Working hard for it is an understatement. I run a pretty successful business and I do it alone, no employees, nothing. Not because I don't want to hire, just because I haven't gotten to that point yet. The only thing...

Answer to Are you the father?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:37:41 -0700

Are you the father?

No, I'm the son. Ghost is around here somewhere too.

Answer to have u ever witnessed a rape/murder?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:34:58 -0700

have u ever witnessed a rape/murder?

I watch the news almost every day, therefore yes.

Answer to when you put your key into the ignition of your car, do you have to look? or do you just do it knowing exactly where the keyhole is?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:33:26 -0700

when you put your key into the ignition of your car, do you have to look? or do you just do it knowing exactly where the keyhole is?

I always know where the hole is.

Answer to Is it right that my 15 dollar sneakers are wearing out at the soles after a month and that my 15 dollar cell phone won't turn on anymore?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:29:34 -0700

Is it right that my 15 dollar sneakers are wearing out at the soles after a month and that my 15 dollar cell phone won't turn on anymore?

Next time you should invest in the shoe phone for $30 dollars.

Answer to Is it better to lie to yourself and be happy or to accept the truth and be right?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:28:03 -0700

Is it better to lie to yourself and be happy or to accept the truth and be right?

Lie to yourself and be happy apparently, I mean take almost every political figure in Washington at the moment for example.....

Answer to How much would the pawn shop give me for my soul?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:50:10 -0700

How much would the pawn shop give me for my soul?

Well it all depends on how valuable it is to begin with. Any time I've ever been to a pawn shop this is the math used: ITEM - 70% value + haggle for about 20 minutes = crap outcome + come back tomorrow and it's being sold for three times what you sold it to them for. So regardless you're...

Answer to Where would you like to hang your picture?

Fri, 30 Sep 2011 07:47:40 -0700

Where would you like to hang your picture?

In the White House, along side all the other goofballs.

Answer to Al Qaeda has told Ahmadinejad to cease with the 9/11 conspiracy theories. What's your take?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:34:31 -0700

Al Qaeda has told Ahmadinejad to cease with the 9/11 conspiracy theories. What's your take?

I don't even know who abrakadabrahim is.... but I wish Al Qaeda would cease to exist all together.

Answer to two men enter one man...........

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:29:41 -0700

two men enter one man...........

gets stuck.

Answer to Would you like to answer this question with joy in your heart?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:23:30 -0700

Would you like to answer this question with joy in your heart?

Well it depends, who is Joy and what does she look like?

Answer to Why is my puppy cuter than me? What is his beauty secret?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:21:09 -0700

Why is my puppy cuter than me? What is his beauty secret?

Without seeing the puppy it's hard to tell :(

Answer to Who has a driver license? how old were you when you got it?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:10:27 -0700

Who has a driver license? how old were you when you got it?

To Drive or To Kill?