Answerbag: Alex P. Keaton's answers

Answer to Barack Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Thoughts...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:49:34 -0800

Barack Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Thoughts...

Are you getting your news via pony express? It would make sense with the whole "herd" thing.

Answer to Holy cow...I just __________________

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:40:10 -0800

Holy cow...I just __________________

...broke my brother's playstation 3. (Please help spare my life: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1828488)

Answer to My divorce decree states my ex can claim some of my kids on his taxes. It does not specifically say he has to be current on his obligations. He is not current so can he still claim them? Or can I claim them?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:29:32 -0800

My divorce decree states my ex can claim some of my kids on his taxes. It does not specifically say he has to be current on his obligations. He is not current so can he still claim them? Or can I claim them?

Regardless of divorce decree, as of this year he needs a Form 8332 signed by the custodial parent (or one with greater custody) to claim the children. Consult your attorney or accountant.

Answer to Real or fictional, can you name a famous King?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:10:11 -0700

Real or fictional, can you name a famous King?

Solomon

Answer to How long will you have been with your significant other or girl/boyfriend at the end of this year?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:08:50 -0700

How long will you have been with your significant other or girl/boyfriend at the end of this year?

At this rate? Zero. The best score I could post would be 2,302 hours. That would be if I started dating now. At 2AM.

Answer to Can you name one "SPECIAL SKILL" you only wish you had?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:12:04 -0700

Can you name one "SPECIAL SKILL" you only wish you had?

time travel

Answer to Can you name a famous person named Brad?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:10:46 -0700

Can you name a famous person named Brad?

Bill Bradley

Answer to Can you name any of the ships that sailed with Christopher Columbus on his voyage in 1492 to the Americas?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 20:00:40 -0700

Can you name any of the ships that sailed with Christopher Columbus on his voyage in 1492 to the Americas?

That would be the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria... now I hope this isn't for homework!

Answer to What do you think about a husband who refuses to sit with his wife and her family at a memorial (funeral) service for her Grandfather? He tells her that she married into his family, he didn't marry into hers. She was VERY hurt and embarrassed.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:50:29 -0700

What do you think about a husband who refuses to sit with his wife and her family at a memorial (funeral) service for her Grandfather? He tells her that she married into his family, he didn't marry into hers. She was VERY hurt and embarrassed.

I can see a husband who might not have liked the man for how he was treated by him while courting/married to his wife... ...but memorial services are not for the dead, really, they are for the living. SUPPORT YOUR WIFE! There is a one percent chance that this was an odd grieving effect...

Answer to I said somethin offensive on AB and was DR 3pts, now I wanna flag my answer as offensive to be UR 5pts. How can I? :)

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 11:50:30 -0700

I said somethin offensive on AB and was DR 3pts, now I wanna flag my answer as offensive to be UR 5pts. How can I? :)

Haha... beat the system... well you got +5 from me for ingenuity.

Answer to When You Need to Say "I'm Sorry"

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:19:18 -0700

When You Need to Say "I'm Sorry"

I'm sorry... not for the feint of heart. Trust me on this.

Answer to What do you know about God?

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:34:14 -0700

What do you know about God?

He is like a black hole. - He is at once beautiful and yet evokes fear in man. - He draws those who approach Him into His presence. - He has the ability to cause the end of civilization. - He is at once infinite and infinitesimal in His existence. - Some theories suggest all...

Answer to Name a state or city that has no more than 10 letters in it?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:23:14 -0700

Name a state or city that has no more than 10 letters in it?

Cincinnati

Answer to Did you "opt out" of Science and Math or Engineering in college because you had trouble with the related courses in high school?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:31:28 -0700

Did you "opt out" of Science and Math or Engineering in college because you had trouble with the related courses in high school?

No, quite the opposite - I opted out of required math and science because I had AP credits from high school! Founder: The "No Question Left Behind" Program. Answering old, unanswered questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

Answer to I just took my Economics test today. Does anyone want to make a bet on what I got?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:19:25 -0700

I just took my Economics test today. Does anyone want to make a bet on what I got?

I got a better grade than you.

Answer to With 40+ million more Americans to receive health care, do you feel we are sufficiently prepared with the existing numbers of hospitals, doctors, nurses, labs, etc.?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:51:53 -0700

With 40+ million more Americans to receive health care, do you feel we are sufficiently prepared with the existing numbers of hospitals, doctors, nurses, labs, etc.?

I've been associated with a medical school and have a memory for numbers, so let me quantify the problems as best as I remember them... As Americans age, they visit health care providers more frequently. The baby boom generation is getting to that tier now. So, the same about of people...

Answer to Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has been suspended for the rest of the season, and there is speculation he may leave. What is your view?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:29:25 -0700

Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has been suspended for the rest of the season, and there is speculation he may leave. What is your view?

This is a formidable loss for Sportscenter's comic writing staff.

Answer to How to i dump a guy? step by step!?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:50:52 -0700

How to i dump a guy? step by step!?

Be honest and upfront. Do it in person. Be kind, but firm. As to your second question, see attached.

Answer to How do I NICELY tell my 24yr brother who just got evicted that he is NOT moving back in with me. Ever.

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:45:48 -0700

How do I NICELY tell my 24yr brother who just got evicted that he is NOT moving back in with me. Ever.

Sometimes being blunt is the most respectful way to go. If you sugarcoat it they might feel that you might change your mind or that you are lying to them about the reason. Here's my suggestion: "(Insert name here}, [I love you, and because of that] I'm going to be frank with...

Answer to What do you say to a person who does not think knowledge of his/her country's history is important?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:23:58 -0700

What do you say to a person who does not think knowledge of his/her country's history is important?

"Those who do not remember the history are condemned to relive it." and "Those who do not know what came before them are always a child." both not mine, but both are relevant

Answer to If your car horn could yell something instead of just honking, what would it yell?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:07:15 -0700

If your car horn could yell something instead of just honking, what would it yell?

SALMON P. CHASE APPEARS ON THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL! NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO FILL THE VOID ABOVE YOUR NECK!

Answer to Alex P. Keaton is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an eighties party in his honour?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:11:49 -0700

Alex P. Keaton is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an eighties party in his honour?

Keithold, I am honored by your acknowledgment. I started out here a year and a half ago, and I think my first 30 or so answers were in the tax section. I found I had the opportunity to share a little insight with people going through tax season, and it was also a good way for me to stay...

Answer to Would you ever get a tattoo like this?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:39:51 -0700

Would you ever get a tattoo like this?

No tattoo for me unless it's from a cracker jack box.

Answer to What is the worst thing anyone has called you

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:32:16 -0700

What is the worst thing anyone has called you

hypocrite I don't take that lightly.

Answer to Who revived the electric car?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:28:50 -0700

Who revived the electric car?

Paddles. CLEAR! *SHOCK*

Answer to 5 months pregnant can abortion done

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:23:58 -0700

5 months pregnant can abortion done

Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your...

Answer to I am 5months pregnant also unmarried i have not informed about this to anyone so i want abortion to be done soon

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:23:18 -0700

I am 5months pregnant also unmarried i have not informed about this to anyone so i want abortion to be done soon

Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your...

Answer to I am totaly confused in this plz suggest me something

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:22:58 -0700

I am totaly confused in this plz suggest me something

Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your...

Answer to I am 20 unmarried pregnant of 5 months can i go for abortion now \

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:22:36 -0700

I am 20 unmarried pregnant of 5 months can i go for abortion now \

Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your...

Answer to Is time travel possible and if so do you ever think ghosts are time travelers trying not to get caught and angels might be time travelers and stuff like that?

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:04:37 -0700

Is time travel possible and if so do you ever think ghosts are time travelers trying not to get caught and angels might be time travelers and stuff like that?

Sure it is possible. We are all time travelers. As to your deeper question, time is an incredible mystery we know very little about despite the works and research of great men and women of history. There are several theories about what time travel would involve. The general consensus...

Answer to Pepper ___________. (fill in the blank?)

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:47:23 -0700

Pepper ___________. (fill in the blank?)

Pepper Ann. I hardly watched that Saturday morning cartoon, and then only with my younger siblings, but its theme song is wicked in that it stays in your head forever. "Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, nah nah NAH nah nah nah nah, Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million..."

Answer to I need help with a TV being used as a computer monitor... the question is being placed in an answer... will you help solve my problem?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:01:43 -0700

I need help with a TV being used as a computer monitor... the question is being placed in an answer... will you help solve my problem?

This problem is a "TV" problem as much as it is a Computer Hardware problem (using a TV as a Computer monitor) I have a Polaroid FLM-1507 LCD Television which I love and works great save for one frustrating quirk: I have the TV connected to my computer as my monitor, and it works...

Answer to I solemnly ......................... .................?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:20:41 -0700

I solemnly ......................... .................?

swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. So help me God.

Answer to WHO IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE TODAY? AND WHO WAS THE SMARTEST MAN WHO LIVED IN THE PAST BESIDES JESUS? AND VICE VERSA FOR THE WOMAN?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:10:41 -0700

WHO IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE TODAY? AND WHO WAS THE SMARTEST MAN WHO LIVED IN THE PAST BESIDES JESUS? AND VICE VERSA FOR THE WOMAN?

Smartest man now: Stephen Hawking Smartest man then: Leonardo Da Vinci Smartest woman now: My mom (better answer than "no clue," right?) Smartest woman then: Livia, Spouse of Caesar Augustus, mother of Tiberius, grandmother of Claudius, great-grandmother of Caligula and...

Answer to What would you do if an ET appeared and told you to leave your relationship, and prepare for the next one within 12 days?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:57:53 -0700

What would you do if an ET appeared and told you to leave your relationship, and prepare for the next one within 12 days?

Give him a quarter and tell him to phone home. Wait, is it 35 cents these days? Who uses payphones anymore... ooh, question idea!

Answer to Who smokes?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:31:31 -0700

Who smokes?

4 out of 5 smokers.

Answer to What is your current marital status?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:30:25 -0700

What is your current marital status?

unmarited

Answer to Do you feel sorry for this guy? Especially with the commentaries by the judges. See video.

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:56:57 -0700

Do you feel sorry for this guy? Especially with the commentaries by the judges. See video.

I don't see how he could be able to support... ahem... that... willingly under the embarrassing circumstances. It must be an unusual and regrettable response of nerves. Regardless, I feel sorry for him because he will be known as Erection Man (*echo* MAN Man man man...) in the UK for a...

Answer to You are driving down a one way street when you see a semi approaching and your only choices veer right into group of cows, veer left into a group of horses, or get hit head on and die. what choice do you make and why?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:48:16 -0700

You are driving down a one way street when you see a semi approaching and your only choices veer right into group of cows, veer left into a group of horses, or get hit head on and die. what choice do you make and why?

Well, assuming the semi is traveling toward me going the wrong way on a one way street... I'd pull a E-Brake U-turn or slap my car into reverse!

Answer to Frequently asked questions on psychology?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:17:37 -0700

Frequently asked questions on psychology?

"What is psychology?"

Answer to Do you sleep with one leg out of the covers?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:15:10 -0700

Do you sleep with one leg out of the covers?

No, haven't heard of that... interesting. +5

Answer to Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:14:10 -0700

Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion?

If the occasion is to conceive... then no. If the occasion is not to conceive... then yes. If the occasion is dinner, movies, or other occasion... then, user discretion.

Answer to What is your favorite US film?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:06:48 -0700

What is your favorite US film?

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Answer to Kiss, Gwar or ICP?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:01:29 -0700

Kiss, Gwar or ICP?

Who in the what now?

Answer to Is a man's home his castle, in a manor of speaking!?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:00:20 -0700

Is a man's home his castle, in a manor of speaking!?

Nice pun... Yes, and it is also common law.

Answer to If you look in the mirror and see a bear belly, bald head, varicose veins, and a complexion like heather, should you be thankful that your eyesight is perfect?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:58:14 -0700

If you look in the mirror and see a bear belly, bald head, varicose veins, and a complexion like heather, should you be thankful that your eyesight is perfect?

Well my eyesight obviously wouldn't be perfect under those circumstances... because I don't look like that! ;-) +5

Answer to If your 15 minutes are up what do you do now/

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:56:46 -0700

If your 15 minutes are up what do you do now/

Return myself to the library or face serious late charges.

Answer to If you could ask God any one question, what would it be?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:18:34 -0700

If you could ask God any one question, what would it be?

Who created you?

Answer to Do Gingers date Gingers?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:15:31 -0700

Do Gingers date Gingers?

I'm a redhead, and I hate the term "Gingers." I have never dated a natural redhead, but then again, I have never dated a natural blonde before either. I've certainly been attracted to women of both classes in the past.

Answer to I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:12:50 -0700

I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please.

Well, racist is a generalization, a negative predisposition toward other (certain) races. The fact that race alone would disqualify certain people from your potential dating pool is a negative predisposition towards other races. So, in that sense, by that definition, your actions imply racism....

Answer to You find a small velvet bag on the footpath, you open it up and look inside, whats in it?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:44:38 -0700

You find a small velvet bag on the footpath, you open it up and look inside, whats in it?

A note that reads as follows... =West of House= You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Command?

Answer to Are you Okay?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:46:53 -0700

Are you Okay?

No. Honestly, my world was shattered two years ago, I had severe anxiety for every moment of every day for six months straight, as I understand it the average person shouldn't take more than 15 minutes at a time, and yet, I pulled myself to work every day until I finally collapsed under the...

Answer to What are some really useful anger management techniques besides count to 10?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:13:05 -0700

What are some really useful anger management techniques besides count to 10?

Count to 11.

Answer to Whats the handiest thing you take camping?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:06:53 -0700

Whats the handiest thing you take camping?

I imagine that would be... myself!

Answer to Are there any over 40 singles in Natchitoches, Louisiana?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:24:10 -0700

Are there any over 40 singles in Natchitoches, Louisiana?

I'm sure there are. If Natchitoches, Louisiana, actually exists and isn't a one-family town...

Answer to Why are you still alive?

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:01:17 -0700

Why are you still alive?

Because I'm not dead.

Answer to If time travel was possible, would the present time stop while you were in the past/future, or would it continue without you?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:24:42 -0700

If time travel was possible, would the present time stop while you were in the past/future, or would it continue without you?

We exist in the third dimension. We perceive things in length, width and depth. But time, the fourth dimension, we only can see a slice of, the present. That does not mean that the past or the future isn't there. It's sort of like 2-D Mario from the original NES trying to perceive a...

Answer to Bush tax cuts to the richest Americans amounted to twice as much as the proposed health care spending. Where were the protesters then? Is it alright to support the super rich but let working people die due to lack of health care?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:02:32 -0700

Bush tax cuts to the richest Americans amounted to twice as much as the proposed health care spending. Where were the protesters then? Is it alright to support the super rich but let working people die due to lack of health care?

It's not a question of dollars. It's a question of service. People don't care about government. They care about themselves. The average Joe honestly doesn't care where his government's revenue comes from, just as he doesn't care how bills are crafted and...

Answer to GOP rules forbid certain behavior towards the president. Wilson shouted "You lie" during tonight's address. Will the GOP punish him? Here is a link to their rules. http://rules-republicans.house.gov/Educational/Read.aspx?ID=5

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:34:34 -0700

GOP rules forbid certain behavior towards the president. Wilson shouted "You lie" during tonight's address. Will the GOP punish him? Here is a link to their rules. http://rules-republicans.house.gov/Educational/Read.aspx?ID=5

Well, I think this is good enough to last through the Sunday's talk shows. Tomorrow, Obama will probably have Gibbs stand up at the day's press briefing and acknowledge Rep. Wilson's apology and accept it, saying something along the lines of "we need to come together, and I...

Answer to What is something that is red, black, and white?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:20:59 -0700

What is something that is red, black, and white?

The President's suit at tonight's joint session of Congress...

Answer to Do you use StumbleUpon?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:16:48 -0700

Do you use StumbleUpon?

I don't know how this application was in 2007, but I just picked this up and installed it - BEST THING EVER! I think if it wasn't as good in 2007, the two years of data tracking made this an exceptional program to add to your Firefox Browser. It's like the program knows me....

Answer to Men, are you intimidated by an intelligent woman?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:21:10 -0700

Men, are you intimidated by an intelligent woman?

Quite the opposite.

Answer to I've given up on love give me a reason not to.

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:20:10 -0700

I've given up on love give me a reason not to.

Because, deep down, you haven't. Otherwise you wouldn't seek affirmation of what your heart is telling you.

Answer to Which ABer have you noticed is MISSING?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:14:36 -0700

Which ABer have you noticed is MISSING?

I miss Andy. Whatever happened to her? I was gone for a year and she left halfway through, it seems. She kept AB clean and fun. And Galeanda. The sea of calm despite what the winds may blow. I hope she is well. Also Someguy, despite our different views.

Answer to What would you do if a person holding a knife is looking at you? He's 10 feet away.

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:03:30 -0700

What would you do if a person holding a knife is looking at you? He's 10 feet away.

Context is important. He's ten feet away, but is he at the other side of the dinner table eating steak? Is he a Boy Scout you're teaching Totin' Chip to? Is he shaving? Is it a kitchen knife, swiss army knife, razorblade, switchblade or some other knife. Do I know this person?...

Answer to If you want a pure "free-market" society shouldn't you move to Somalia and become a pirate?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:46:43 -0700

If you want a pure "free-market" society shouldn't you move to Somalia and become a pirate?

A pure "free market" is where there's no restrictions on trade... there would still be restrictions on crime...

Answer to Is there a video game that will make me feel 9 again? Point me to it.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:34:20 -0700

Is there a video game that will make me feel 9 again? Point me to it.

Nintendo Tetris (unlicensed Tengen version). You can play it online but it just isn't the same without the controller and the cartridge.

Answer to We need a license to drive, get married, certain professions, yet no license is required to enter politics, why?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:31:04 -0700

We need a license to drive, get married, certain professions, yet no license is required to enter politics, why?

Well, you do have to register as a candidate. In fact, many states require "write-in" candidates to register to qualify. Which totally defeats the purpose in my opinion... You have to provide some information I understand, as well as for some positions a petition of enough...

Answer to Name a price. What would you do for it?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:19:39 -0700

Name a price. What would you do for it?

$100 billion dollars. Wait for you to pay me.

Answer to Are you overweight?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:15:46 -0700

Are you overweight?

I am skinny as a board. I may be the only person who would be able to win "The Biggest Loser" whilst trying to GAIN weight. I've lost four notches on my belt. However, this is economical for the belt.

Answer to What is an example of passive aggression?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:17:22 -0700

What is an example of passive aggression?

www.passiveaggressivenotes.com An example of their work...

Answer to How old were you when you kissed for the first time?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:03:14 -0700

How old were you when you kissed for the first time?

22 and a college graduate! (Beat that! Oh, yeah! I'm number 1 at not getting kissed!)

Answer to Can you guess what kind of bird I had in my yard today?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:07:17 -0700

Can you guess what kind of bird I had in my yard today?

Big?

Answer to You get up go downstairs and see Obama sitting at your kitchen table. What do you say?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:02:55 -0700

You get up go downstairs and see Obama sitting at your kitchen table. What do you say?

"Thanks for making me a basement, Barack!"

Answer to What is a word/phrase we use today that we didn't use in the 80's or 90's?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:54:42 -0700

What is a word/phrase we use today that we didn't use in the 80's or 90's?

millennium

Answer to Up up and....

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:39:40 -0700

Up up and....

_______________?

Answer to How often do u cry?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 22:31:20 -0700

How often do u cry?

Recently it's been 1-2 times a day. Life sucks, and I take it hard.

Answer to If there was a film made about your life, what actor/actress would you want to play you?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:31:28 -0700

If there was a film made about your life, what actor/actress would you want to play you?

Easy. Michael J. Fox. With a few slight character modifications, I really am him as Alex P. Keaton. His energy and great enthusiasm at things others find mundane or esoteric, his intelligence, and, if you look deeply enough, his great heart and compassion. And the fact that he feels so...

Answer to Several people on answer bag have lost their sense of humor..will you help me look for it?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:48:53 -0700

Several people on answer bag have lost their sense of humor..will you help me look for it?

I'm a grammar critic but otherwise have a pleasant enough demeanor. I just had a perfectly good question get hit for -2 (an old one, no less). I miss the people who left while I was gone for a year.

Answer to Wright write or right?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:45:39 -0700

Wright write or right?

I wish more people on Answerbag asked themselves that question before clicking the "submit" button.

Answer to Have you ever found a lost wallet on the ground in a parking lot?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:10:10 -0700

Have you ever found a lost wallet on the ground in a parking lot?

Lost wallets, lost credit cards, people dropping things, I've seen my fair share. I always do my best to find its owner and if I can't, leave it with the responsible authority wherever I am. Notable exception: If I find a bill (currency) on the ground and I do not know who dropped it,...

Answer to Where in the world can you go where noone can find you you can just breath?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:29:31 -0700

Where in the world can you go where noone can find you you can just breath?

Honestly, AB is such a place for me. Stress-free, anonymous, no hassles of life. Life sucks right now for me and this is my place to escape.

Answer to What would you do if a bull escaped?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:25:00 -0700

What would you do if a bull escaped?

First, I would take a moment and compare where I am to where the bull is. If the bull is 500 miles away, I will resume my day. If it is in front of me, I would run like hell.

Answer to Where did the term referring to a blond youngster as a 'towhead' originate from?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:32:59 -0700

Where did the term referring to a blond youngster as a 'towhead' originate from?

I thought it was "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" myself. I had to look that up EVERY time because I couldn't remember. "The suspect was a towhead." WHO SAYS THAT?

Answer to Who is your most worst enemy in your life.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:20:16 -0700

Who is your most worst enemy in your life.

Me: Myself You: Superlatives

Answer to Is it a good idea 2 put on a girls hand will u date me ? and 2 tick boxes under it sayin yes or no?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:45:36 -0700

Is it a good idea 2 put on a girls hand will u date me ? and 2 tick boxes under it sayin yes or no?

I'm going to check the "No" tickbox on that one. If you are friendly enough to be able to write something on her hand, then you are friendly enough to take her aside and ask her out.

Answer to Can you describe yourself in one word?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:11:17 -0700

Can you describe yourself in one word?

Unconventional.

Answer to Will you make me a typed pic? AE (>'-')>.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:04:49 -0700

Will you make me a typed pic? AE (>'-')>.

It didn't work. So: :-)

Answer to When you were a kid and you ate Lucky Charms would you eat all the cereal bits first and leave all the marshmallows to last? That way you could eat them all at once and have a super sugar rush at the end of your bowl of cereal? I did all the time.

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:02:55 -0700

When you were a kid and you ate Lucky Charms would you eat all the cereal bits first and leave all the marshmallows to last? That way you could eat them all at once and have a super sugar rush at the end of your bowl of cereal? I did all the time.

I ate all the marshmallows first!

Answer to Chocolate, Cotton Candy, Life Savers or Marshmellows?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:01:15 -0700

Chocolate, Cotton Candy, Life Savers or Marshmellows?

Life Savers, certainly!

Answer to Do you wish you had a s'more right now?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:00:13 -0700

Do you wish you had a s'more right now?

Not especially. They are sticky and gooey and will keep me awake.

Answer to If you dropped your marshmellow in the bonfire, should you just steal a kids marshmellow instead of starting over? Times a valuable thing to waste...

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:59:19 -0700

If you dropped your marshmellow in the bonfire, should you just steal a kids marshmellow instead of starting over? Times a valuable thing to waste...

Time of course being the object of the marshmellow roasting activity... Patience.

Answer to My best friend who is sat next to me has just sent me a text saying meatballs what should i do? (and what would be your reaction?)

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:51:43 -0700

My best friend who is sat next to me has just sent me a text saying meatballs what should i do? (and what would be your reaction?)

text the following back: "disestablishmentarianism"

Answer to What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:50:09 -0700

What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet?

What if we called our hands, "feet," and our feet, "hands"? It's all a matter of perspective!

Answer to How do you become less nice to a girl so that you can gain her attraction back

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:48:38 -0700

How do you become less nice to a girl so that you can gain her attraction back

I believe your premise is faulty. Being "less nice" will not attract most people. At least the ones worth having. Be yourself, and be open to the possibility that there's another out there for you. I know it can be tough to think, oh "she's the one" - but...

Answer to Is it alright for a 13 year old to have a vibrator?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:45:00 -0700

Is it alright for a 13 year old to have a vibrator?

No. And they shouldn't have cell phones either. I didn't get my first cell phone until I was 21 and doing an internship in NYC in 2004. My mom even didn't think I needed one then.

Answer to Have you ever tried to pee over an electric fence?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:21:46 -0700

Have you ever tried to pee over an electric fence?

I think I was with someone when they tried! Not smart.

Answer to Where can I buy exotic milk?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:19:54 -0700

Where can I buy exotic milk?

Perhaps at Whole Foods. Wegmans. Maybe Trader Joe's (never shopped there).

Answer to If you were given the key to a city for a day, what would you do?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:16:53 -0700

If you were given the key to a city for a day, what would you do?

Keys to a city don't actually do anything. They are symbolic. I might jump up and down with glee.

Answer to Ever catch your face on fire and have somebody put it out with a wet brick?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:15:59 -0700

Ever catch your face on fire and have somebody put it out with a wet brick?

ACTUALLY ... No.