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Barack Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. Thoughts... Are you getting your news via pony express? It would make sense with the whole "herd" thing.

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Holy cow...I just __________________ ...broke my brother's playstation 3. (Please help spare my life: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1828488)

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My divorce decree states my ex can claim some of my kids on his taxes. It does not specifically say he has to be current on his obligations. He is not current so can he still claim them? Or can I claim them? Regardless of divorce decree, as of this year he needs a Form 8332 signed by the custodial parent (or one with greater custody) to claim the children. Consult your attorney or accountant.

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Real or fictional, can you name a famous King? Solomon

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How long will you have been with your significant other or girl/boyfriend at the end of this year? At this rate? Zero. The best score I could post would be 2,302 hours. That would be if I started dating now. At 2AM.

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Can you name one "SPECIAL SKILL" you only wish you had? time travel

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Can you name a famous person named Brad? Bill Bradley

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Can you name any of the ships that sailed with Christopher Columbus on his voyage in 1492 to the Americas? That would be the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria... now I hope this isn't for homework!

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What do you think about a husband who refuses to sit with his wife and her family at a memorial (funeral) service for her Grandfather? He tells her that she married into his family, he didn't marry into hers. She was VERY hurt and embarrassed. I can see a husband who might not have liked the man for how he was treated by him while courting/married to his wife... ...but memorial services are not for the dead, really, they are for the living. SUPPORT YOUR WIFE! There is a one percent chance that this was an odd grieving effect (some people grieve in odd ways), but if that's not the case, she should divorce him....

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I said somethin offensive on AB and was DR 3pts, now I wanna flag my answer as offensive to be UR 5pts. How can I? :) Haha... beat the system... well you got +5 from me for ingenuity.

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When You Need to Say "I'm Sorry" I'm sorry... not for the feint of heart. Trust me on this.

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What do you know about God? He is like a black hole. - He is at once beautiful and yet evokes fear in man. - He draws those who approach Him into His presence. - He has the ability to cause the end of civilization. - He is at once infinite and infinitesimal in His existence. - Some theories suggest all creation came from Him. - Many intelligent people believe that He exists and that further proof will...

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Name a state or city that has no more than 10 letters in it? Cincinnati

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Did you "opt out" of Science and Math or Engineering in college because you had trouble with the related courses in high school? No, quite the opposite - I opted out of required math and science because I had AP credits from high school! Founder: The "No Question Left Behind" Program. Answering old, unanswered questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

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I just took my Economics test today. Does anyone want to make a bet on what I got? I got a better grade than you.

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With 40+ million more Americans to receive health care, do you feel we are sufficiently prepared with the existing numbers of hospitals, doctors, nurses, labs, etc.? I've been associated with a medical school and have a memory for numbers, so let me quantify the problems as best as I remember them... As Americans age, they visit health care providers more frequently. The baby boom generation is getting to that tier now. So, the same about of people will be demanding more healthcare... but new people will be born... and the healthcare workforce...

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Chicago Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley has been suspended for the rest of the season, and there is speculation he may leave. What is your view? This is a formidable loss for Sportscenter's comic writing staff.

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How to i dump a guy? step by step!? Be honest and upfront. Do it in person. Be kind, but firm. As to your second question, see attached.

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How do I NICELY tell my 24yr brother who just got evicted that he is NOT moving back in with me. Ever. Sometimes being blunt is the most respectful way to go. If you sugarcoat it they might feel that you might change your mind or that you are lying to them about the reason. Here's my suggestion: "(Insert name here}, [I love you, and because of that] I'm going to be frank with you, you're not moving back in with me. [It's best for both of us.]" Contents of...

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What do you say to a person who does not think knowledge of his/her country's history is important? "Those who do not remember the history are condemned to relive it." and "Those who do not know what came before them are always a child." both not mine, but both are relevant

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If your car horn could yell something instead of just honking, what would it yell? SALMON P. CHASE APPEARS ON THE TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL! NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO FILL THE VOID ABOVE YOUR NECK!

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Alex P. Keaton is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an eighties party in his honour? Keithold, I am honored by your acknowledgment. I started out here a year and a half ago, and I think my first 30 or so answers were in the tax section. I found I had the opportunity to share a little insight with people going through tax season, and it was also a good way for me to stay polished on my knowledge as I was semi-unemployed at the time. It was a couple of weeks before I...

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Would you ever get a tattoo like this? No tattoo for me unless it's from a cracker jack box.

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What is the worst thing anyone has called you hypocrite I don't take that lightly.

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Who revived the electric car? Paddles. CLEAR! *SHOCK*

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5 months pregnant can abortion done Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your fear. I've known fear in my life, but what is important is that you can overcome it and make the...

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I am 5months pregnant also unmarried i have not informed about this to anyone so i want abortion to be done soon Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your fear. I've known fear in my life, but what is important is that you can overcome it and make the...

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I am totaly confused in this plz suggest me something Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your fear. I've known fear in my life, but what is important is that you can overcome it and make the...

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I am 20 unmarried pregnant of 5 months can i go for abortion now \ Anonymous: There are websites you can visit and helplines you can call to get counseling on what to do (like tell your parents that you are pregnant) ... this site looked informative: http://www.thehelpline.org/ While I am personally against abortion when at all possible, I can understand your fear. I've known fear in my life, but what is important is that you can overcome it and make the...

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Is time travel possible and if so do you ever think ghosts are time travelers trying not to get caught and angels might be time travelers and stuff like that? Sure it is possible. We are all time travelers. As to your deeper question, time is an incredible mystery we know very little about despite the works and research of great men and women of history. There are several theories about what time travel would involve. The general consensus would be that to time travel to the past, you would have to cross the speed barrier of light travel....

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Pepper ___________. (fill in the blank?) Pepper Ann. I hardly watched that Saturday morning cartoon, and then only with my younger siblings, but its theme song is wicked in that it stays in your head forever. "Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann, nah nah NAH nah nah nah nah, Pepper Ann, she's like one in a million..."

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I need help with a TV being used as a computer monitor... the question is being placed in an answer... will you help solve my problem? This problem is a "TV" problem as much as it is a Computer Hardware problem (using a TV as a Computer monitor) I have a Polaroid FLM-1507 LCD Television which I love and works great save for one frustrating quirk: I have the TV connected to my computer as my monitor, and it works fine 99% of the time... EXCEPT when I am trying to use an old Windows 95-era program that goes full...

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I solemnly ......................... .................? swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. So help me God.

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WHO IS THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE TODAY? AND WHO WAS THE SMARTEST MAN WHO LIVED IN THE PAST BESIDES JESUS? AND VICE VERSA FOR THE WOMAN? Smartest man now: Stephen Hawking Smartest man then: Leonardo Da Vinci Smartest woman now: My mom (better answer than "no clue," right?) Smartest woman then: Livia, Spouse of Caesar Augustus, mother of Tiberius, grandmother of Claudius, great-grandmother of Caligula and great-great-grandmother of Nero. Smarts in the sense of cunning for her, Cleopatra would be similar. Line of...

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What would you do if an ET appeared and told you to leave your relationship, and prepare for the next one within 12 days? Give him a quarter and tell him to phone home. Wait, is it 35 cents these days? Who uses payphones anymore... ooh, question idea!

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Who smokes? 4 out of 5 smokers.

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What is your current marital status? unmarited

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Do you feel sorry for this guy? Especially with the commentaries by the judges. See video. I don't see how he could be able to support... ahem... that... willingly under the embarrassing circumstances. It must be an unusual and regrettable response of nerves. Regardless, I feel sorry for him because he will be known as Erection Man (*echo* MAN Man man man...) in the UK for a long time.

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You are driving down a one way street when you see a semi approaching and your only choices veer right into group of cows, veer left into a group of horses, or get hit head on and die. what choice do you make and why? Well, assuming the semi is traveling toward me going the wrong way on a one way street... I'd pull a E-Brake U-turn or slap my car into reverse!

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Frequently asked questions on psychology? "What is psychology?"

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Do you sleep with one leg out of the covers? No, haven't heard of that... interesting. +5

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Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion? If the occasion is to conceive... then no. If the occasion is not to conceive... then yes. If the occasion is dinner, movies, or other occasion... then, user discretion.

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What is your favorite US film? Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

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Kiss, Gwar or ICP? Who in the what now?

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Is a man's home his castle, in a manor of speaking!? Nice pun... Yes, and it is also common law.

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If you look in the mirror and see a bear belly, bald head, varicose veins, and a complexion like heather, should you be thankful that your eyesight is perfect? Well my eyesight obviously wouldn't be perfect under those circumstances... because I don't look like that! ;-) +5

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If your 15 minutes are up what do you do now/ Return myself to the library or face serious late charges.

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If you could ask God any one question, what would it be? Who created you?

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Do Gingers date Gingers? I'm a redhead, and I hate the term "Gingers." I have never dated a natural redhead, but then again, I have never dated a natural blonde before either. I've certainly been attracted to women of both classes in the past.

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I won't date people from other races. Does that make me a racist? Be honest please. Well, racist is a generalization, a negative predisposition toward other (certain) races. The fact that race alone would disqualify certain people from your potential dating pool is a negative predisposition towards other races. So, in that sense, by that definition, your actions imply racism. But racism is a buzzword. And there's many degrees of racism, and types as well. Indeed,...

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You find a small velvet bag on the footpath, you open it up and look inside, whats in it? A note that reads as follows... =West of House= You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. Command?

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Are you Okay? No. Honestly, my world was shattered two years ago, I had severe anxiety for every moment of every day for six months straight, as I understand it the average person shouldn't take more than 15 minutes at a time, and yet, I pulled myself to work every day until I finally collapsed under the weight of it all. I did the impossible, found redemption, restarted my life, but I wasn't...

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What are some really useful anger management techniques besides count to 10? Count to 11.

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Whats the handiest thing you take camping? I imagine that would be... myself!

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Are there any over 40 singles in Natchitoches, Louisiana? I'm sure there are. If Natchitoches, Louisiana, actually exists and isn't a one-family town...

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Why are you still alive? Because I'm not dead.

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If time travel was possible, would the present time stop while you were in the past/future, or would it continue without you? We exist in the third dimension. We perceive things in length, width and depth. But time, the fourth dimension, we only can see a slice of, the present. That does not mean that the past or the future isn't there. It's sort of like 2-D Mario from the original NES trying to perceive a 3-D world. It wouldn't make sense to him. It doesn't mean that the fourth dimension...

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Bush tax cuts to the richest Americans amounted to twice as much as the proposed health care spending. Where were the protesters then? Is it alright to support the super rich but let working people die due to lack of health care? It's not a question of dollars. It's a question of service. People don't care about government. They care about themselves. The average Joe honestly doesn't care where his government's revenue comes from, just as he doesn't care how bills are crafted and negotiated. If average Joe were to come to understand either "sausage-making process", he would...

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GOP rules forbid certain behavior towards the president. Wilson shouted "You lie" during tonight's address. Will the GOP punish him? Here is a link to their rules. http://rules-republicans.house.gov/Educational/Read.aspx?ID=5 Well, I think this is good enough to last through the Sunday's talk shows. Tomorrow, Obama will probably have Gibbs stand up at the day's press briefing and acknowledge Rep. Wilson's apology and accept it, saying something along the lines of "we need to come together, and I know Rep. Wilson understands this." He'll be vilified by the talking heads on the far...

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What is something that is red, black, and white? The President's suit at tonight's joint session of Congress...

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Do you use StumbleUpon? I don't know how this application was in 2007, but I just picked this up and installed it - BEST THING EVER! I think if it wasn't as good in 2007, the two years of data tracking made this an exceptional program to add to your Firefox Browser. It's like the program knows me. It's taking me to all these logic and mathematics sites, sure I clicked the "Logic"...

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Men, are you intimidated by an intelligent woman? Quite the opposite.

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I've given up on love give me a reason not to. Because, deep down, you haven't. Otherwise you wouldn't seek affirmation of what your heart is telling you.

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Which ABer have you noticed is MISSING? I miss Andy. Whatever happened to her? I was gone for a year and she left halfway through, it seems. She kept AB clean and fun. And Galeanda. The sea of calm despite what the winds may blow. I hope she is well. Also Someguy, despite our different views.

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What would you do if a person holding a knife is looking at you? He's 10 feet away. Context is important. He's ten feet away, but is he at the other side of the dinner table eating steak? Is he a Boy Scout you're teaching Totin' Chip to? Is he shaving? Is it a kitchen knife, swiss army knife, razorblade, switchblade or some other knife. Do I know this person? Is he seated, standing, or asleep with his eyes open? Is he in a wheelchair or is he a track...

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If you want a pure "free-market" society shouldn't you move to Somalia and become a pirate? A pure "free market" is where there's no restrictions on trade... there would still be restrictions on crime...

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Is there a video game that will make me feel 9 again? Point me to it. Nintendo Tetris (unlicensed Tengen version). You can play it online but it just isn't the same without the controller and the cartridge.

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We need a license to drive, get married, certain professions, yet no license is required to enter politics, why? Well, you do have to register as a candidate. In fact, many states require "write-in" candidates to register to qualify. Which totally defeats the purpose in my opinion... You have to provide some information I understand, as well as for some positions a petition of enough signatures of registered voters to be listed on the ballot. So in a way, there is a metaphorical...

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Name a price. What would you do for it? $100 billion dollars. Wait for you to pay me.

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Are you overweight? I am skinny as a board. I may be the only person who would be able to win "The Biggest Loser" whilst trying to GAIN weight. I've lost four notches on my belt. However, this is economical for the belt.

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What is an example of passive aggression? www.passiveaggressivenotes.com An example of their work...

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How old were you when you kissed for the first time? 22 and a college graduate! (Beat that! Oh, yeah! I'm number 1 at not getting kissed!)

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Can you guess what kind of bird I had in my yard today? Big?

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You get up go downstairs and see Obama sitting at your kitchen table. What do you say? "Thanks for making me a basement, Barack!"

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What is a word/phrase we use today that we didn't use in the 80's or 90's? millennium

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Up up and.... _______________?

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How often do u cry? Recently it's been 1-2 times a day. Life sucks, and I take it hard.

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If there was a film made about your life, what actor/actress would you want to play you? Easy. Michael J. Fox. With a few slight character modifications, I really am him as Alex P. Keaton. His energy and great enthusiasm at things others find mundane or esoteric, his intelligence, and, if you look deeply enough, his great heart and compassion. And the fact that he feels so incredibly alone in this world... ...

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Several people on answer bag have lost their sense of humor..will you help me look for it? I'm a grammar critic but otherwise have a pleasant enough demeanor. I just had a perfectly good question get hit for -2 (an old one, no less). I miss the people who left while I was gone for a year.

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Wright write or right? I wish more people on Answerbag asked themselves that question before clicking the "submit" button.

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Have you ever found a lost wallet on the ground in a parking lot? Lost wallets, lost credit cards, people dropping things, I've seen my fair share. I always do my best to find its owner and if I can't, leave it with the responsible authority wherever I am. Notable exception: If I find a bill (currency) on the ground and I do not know who dropped it, in that case I'll look around for someone frantically checking their pockets and then pocket it...

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Where in the world can you go where noone can find you you can just breath? Honestly, AB is such a place for me. Stress-free, anonymous, no hassles of life. Life sucks right now for me and this is my place to escape.

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What would you do if a bull escaped? First, I would take a moment and compare where I am to where the bull is. If the bull is 500 miles away, I will resume my day. If it is in front of me, I would run like hell.

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Where did the term referring to a blond youngster as a 'towhead' originate from? I thought it was "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" myself. I had to look that up EVERY time because I couldn't remember. "The suspect was a towhead." WHO SAYS THAT?

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Who is your most worst enemy in your life. Me: Myself You: Superlatives

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Is it a good idea 2 put on a girls hand will u date me ? and 2 tick boxes under it sayin yes or no? I'm going to check the "No" tickbox on that one. If you are friendly enough to be able to write something on her hand, then you are friendly enough to take her aside and ask her out.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Unconventional.

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Will you make me a typed pic? AE (>'-')>. It didn't work. So: :-)

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When you were a kid and you ate Lucky Charms would you eat all the cereal bits first and leave all the marshmallows to last? That way you could eat them all at once and have a super sugar rush at the end of your bowl of cereal? I did all the time. I ate all the marshmallows first!

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Chocolate, Cotton Candy, Life Savers or Marshmellows? Life Savers, certainly!

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Do you wish you had a s'more right now? Not especially. They are sticky and gooey and will keep me awake.

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If you dropped your marshmellow in the bonfire, should you just steal a kids marshmellow instead of starting over? Times a valuable thing to waste... Time of course being the object of the marshmellow roasting activity... Patience.

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My best friend who is sat next to me has just sent me a text saying meatballs what should i do? (and what would be your reaction?) text the following back: "disestablishmentarianism"

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What if we walked on our hands and ate with our feet? What if we called our hands, "feet," and our feet, "hands"? It's all a matter of perspective!

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How do you become less nice to a girl so that you can gain her attraction back I believe your premise is faulty. Being "less nice" will not attract most people. At least the ones worth having. Be yourself, and be open to the possibility that there's another out there for you. I know it can be tough to think, oh "she's the one" - but believe me, I've had the same gut feeling four times, each time resolving I could never feel...

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Is it alright for a 13 year old to have a vibrator? No. And they shouldn't have cell phones either. I didn't get my first cell phone until I was 21 and doing an internship in NYC in 2004. My mom even didn't think I needed one then.

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Have you ever tried to pee over an electric fence? I think I was with someone when they tried! Not smart.

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Where can I buy exotic milk? Perhaps at Whole Foods. Wegmans. Maybe Trader Joe's (never shopped there).

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If you were given the key to a city for a day, what would you do? Keys to a city don't actually do anything. They are symbolic. I might jump up and down with glee.

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Ever catch your face on fire and have somebody put it out with a wet brick? ACTUALLY ... No.

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How does someone found a university? I've been involved with the founding of a college, and it is very interesting. The many traditions, principles and policies that people take for granted at established institutions are major undertakings for a start-up.

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Do any members have any knowledge of Riverside CA.? No, but every question deserves an answer! Founder: "No Question Left Behind" program Answering old questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

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Describe your love life in three words or less. Not so much.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? ...final goal. For example, the goal might be to save the galaxy from the Klingon...

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What questions can you never ever answer with a "yes"? Who is on first?

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Would you like to nominate a particularly brilliant/enlightening/creative answer for the totally-unofficial-but-deserves-to-be-done AnswerBag Hall of Fame? (Please, no self-nominations) I nominate the following answer... parrib1 asked: Q: "I left my wife and son for another woman. I gave up everything for her. I love her more than I have ever loved anyone before. After a month she kicked me to the curb. Now I am alone, sad, and heartbroken. Any great advice for a dumb ass?" HasntBeen answered: A: "Yeah, look forward, not backward. What's in the...

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About how much does medical school cost a year? It varies depending on where you take your education, if you are fortunate enough to have a state-sponsored school (that you feel is a match for you) in a state where you are a resident, whether you go to an allopathic (MD) or osteopathic (DO) school. My understanding is that you should be prepared to shell out between $25k and $50k a year, not including room, board and fees, with many schools...

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Mr. Shinohara singlehandedly pays off the US National Debt in 1900 (about $5 billion at the time.) What might our nation do for him in return? Well, I hope nothing that costs money (Mr. Shinohara's). The thanks of a grateful nation.

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Have you even seen 2 or more falling stars in one night? Once on a night when all my classmates were at the bar, I sat alone at the highest point of campus watching a meteor shower and saw many "shooting stars." I was never one to drink anyway, and though it was a brisk night, it was a great time.

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Can you describe what ab and your friends on ab mean to you in 3 words or less, please ? (thank you) thought qua thought "thought for the sake/purpose of thought"

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Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees tel me somfiin ntersetin aboot the periodic table in chemistry ????????????????/ Are you the person Pat Sajak buys vowels from?

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Who would you rather have(had) hocking your product? the "sham-wow" guy or Billy Mays. LOL! Well, one is going to jail for beating up a hooker and the other is dead. Unless my product is coffins, orange jumpsuits or license plates, I believe my answer is best as "none of the above." Oh, and about that arrest... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

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Who's the last birthday you forgot? Sorry, Mom. :-/ I called her on the day, having remembered then, but I didn't send anything.

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I used to buy __________ but now i buy _________ instead? I used to buy fill in the blank questions but now I buy no fill in the blank questions instead. Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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Fill in the black: "Today was the perfect day, but then _________". fill in the blank questions appeared! Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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Does your brain pay taxes? Indirectly, yes. We are taxed on what we buy (sales tax). My brain tells me what to buy. The outcome of that decision is taxed. Special taxes on consumables (like cigarettes) and real estate also fall under this idea. We are taxed on our income. Our work is governed by our minds, whether you are an assembly line worker or theoretical physicist, our brain governs every action, every...

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What are three words that are never good to hear? "Wanna play Monopoly?" Actually I love the game. But apparently those words are never good to hear for my friends.

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You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose? Take the money. Then take a cruise for $1000 and keep the rest.

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What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other? Add some hidden cameras and you have a reality show worth watching! Well done. +5

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Other than a number 1 and 2 what is something you do on the toilet? A friend of mine was standing on the toilet, hanging a clock, and fell and hit his head on the sink! That's when he got the idea for the flux capacitor.

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Nintendo vs Sega? Nintendo NES heck yeah!

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Got anything to trade? Well, I offer my extra Nintendo NES cartridges of "River City Ransom", "Battletoads," "Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". For cartridges I do not yet have. (good luck, I have over 250 unique ones)

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Look around, at where you are today, in this moment. What beauty do you see there? I see an original Nintendo Entertainment System. That outshines even the apple made of pure Tiffany glass that also adorns my desk.

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How do you learn to accept failure? Someone please let me know when an answer is agreed upon. For someone who has succeeded in many things, my few stumbles have been crushing.

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Is head start and k 4 worth sending your child to are will they be bord learning the same stouph in kendergarden? I'll just say that, reading your question... a little extra help wouldn't hurt.

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What is the worst movie ever made? Anticipating this being flagged as a dupe, I am answering the following question: "Whats the worse movie of all time?" That would imply there were only two movies ever. Since, of course, there were (Back to the Future Part II and Rocky III), I will go with "Rocky III."

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Dont tell me to _________? fill in a blank! Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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What is the purest thing on earth The smallest subatomic particle, surely a long time away from being discovered, but currently a member of the "quark" family, I believe.

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How often do you take a bike ride? Been about a decade... but the last time I did, I took a tandem bike out solo. You can get that thing going really fast too!

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What day would be a bad day to start a diet? Days that end in "y"

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Romeo romeo ..where the hell are you? POLO!

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If you had a 270 pound man charging at you what would you do? sidestep the bullrush at the last moment and then make like a tree and get out of there! (with a tip of the hat to Biff Tannen)

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My daddy always told me to _____________. fill in the blank question Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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In ____________________ is probably NOT the best time for a "laughing jag" you CAN'T control! fill in the blank question Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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This time last year I was ___________( fill the blank) fill in the blank question Founder of DUDU_ON_AB: Don't Use Da*n Underscores ON AnswerBag! Peacefully protesting fill-in-the-blank questions on AB since 9/1/2009.

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I bought myself a pair of ___________ to wear to the ___________? I bought myself a pair of fill in the blanks to wear to the fill in the blank question.

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How many of the following statuses have you experienced: 1. Married, 2. Divorced, 3. Single, 4. Separated, 5. Engaged, 6. Other (specify)? #3. I've been in a relationship but I've never made it longer than 9 months :-/

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In which direction does your bed room window face? I don't have a bedroom window. And I'm actually fine with that.

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What are babies born without? children. (reading the comments - "ok, ok! and knee caps!")

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Lets say you could pick 4 completely different people get them together for a debate(from any time)who would you choose and what do you suspect would happen in the debate? George Washington (in 1787, when he served as President of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia, a slaveowner), Henry Clay (Senator and slaveowner, at the time he architected the Compromise of 1850), Martin Luther King, Jr. (at time of his "I have a dream" speech), Abraham Lincoln (at time of the Lincoln-Douglas debates) about the morality of slavery. I think it would be...

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What happens if you shot a gun a the moon would the bullet keep going or would it stop at some point I personally appreciate the interesting and yet so accurate placement of this question in the "Gun Safety" category...

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Thinking of your S/O or anyone you find attractive, can you complete this thought? I love the way you _______!! "fill in the fill in the blank question!!"

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If a vegitarian eats vegtables then what the hell does a humanitarian eat? spelling errors

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Do guns kill people or do people kill people? (not leaning to either side) Personally, I believe bullets kill more people than guns.

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What is your preferred nickname? I've been known to go by "Matty" but my preferred nickname (if I had a say in it) would be "The Senator." That's also my first nickname, which I received when I was two years old, and still live up to it (in my opinion) to this day.

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What scares the living daylights out of you Many things that shouldn't.

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Which bird if any do you associate with murder? That would be "jail bird"

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When's a bad time to get pregnant? Always. For a man. EDIT TO CLARIFY: WHO IS PREGNANT!!

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Is Dating is the main problem to break up many relationships? Trying is the first step toward failure...

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What side of the fence are you on? ALRIGHT! It's finally time to use the ever-present but always wrong SAT answer!!!! D) Need more information to solve.

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What is the answer to (2) (-4) (3)= a. -24, b -5, c. 5, d. 24, e none of the above. Sadly, this question reveals a sad state of affairs in education and our future leaders. My classmates were criticized for not working out problems on paper or in their heads. Now, we have reached a new low. Students who are too dumb to use calculators to cheat.

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American ________________. (fill in the blank) "Fill in the blank question"

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Who do you know that thinks they are really 'hot' but are 'not'? Is it a problem? Yes, me. I don't think it's a problem. Because I'm really hot.

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A few months ago I cheated on my now ex girlfriend. I cheated on her with a girl that she hated. The reason she hated her is because she is black. Whats worse? My girlfriend hated someone because of their race, or I cheated on my girlfriend. Oh, I love it. "I'm not at fault for cheating because my girlfriend's a racist." That's a new one. Congratulations.

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My son (turned 18 in Jul) entering uni doesn't really like his father. My husband used to throw stuff at him when he was a toddler when he was angry and he hit him in the face for crying. How could I make him heal and like his father again? Well, october libra wifey 67, I think your son is rightfully done with parents "making" him do anything. Good for him to overcome his father's treatment to go to college and do something valuable with his life. The only person who can fix this is the father. And he needs to be doing more than sending his wife looking for answers that can only be found in his heart, not on...

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What topic of discussion always seems to lead you onto a tangent? Why? I really don't see how you can "lead" someone on a tangent. Leading would mean a connection that guides you from one thing to another smoothly. A "tangent" is literally a 90-degree, one-point connection. As in, your conversation is like a car, cruising in one direction on the street, when suddenly a semi-truck filled with nonsense t-bones it.

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Counting you, Were there 3 kids in your family? No. First of five here.

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I have to legally evict my 27 year old bum/son, can you believe that yo?... (Reading your questions and comments) Did you make a bet that you would say "yo" at the end of every question/answer/comment until someone called you on it? If so, I do.

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Have you ever felt empty, lost and broken without any real reason? Welcome to my world.

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I'm divorcing a substance abuser. so, the guy i've been dating last 3 months tells me now he has depression and drinking problem. do i believe him or is he just trying to get rid of me nicely? Ok, let me rephrase your question the way I read it... Q: "I've been dating this guy for the last three months because I've been disenchanted with my husband because he's a substance abuser (insert other reasons here to taste). I decided to divorce my husband and go with the new guy. Now that the chips are on the table, turns out guy number 2 was just guy number 1 in...

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If AB servers were somehow reset or destroyed and everyone started back at level 1, would you continue to frequent this site? Actually, I think that would be fun!

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Would you want all rules/laws to be gone for a day? Good God no. I value my life!

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At what age would it be appropriate to teach one's own child how to drink alcoholic beverage responsibly? PhileoTruth, I am impressed with this question - it is one of the more thought-provoking ones I have seen here (and this place brims with thought-provoking questions). Now I am not a parent, and I admit that I have lived a sheltered life. My thought on the matter is that it's important that kids understand what alcohol is as early as possible. Not what it tastes like, not that...

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Will there be any Volvos in Cars 2? Two years later, and two years until the sequel... and the world still does not know... The "No Question Left Behind" Program. Answering old questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

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Does anybody on here agree that the infusion or "free" capital into the financial markets is simply delaying the inevitable? Shouldn't we just let the inevitable happen....let companies and investors who made bad bets go under? To others seeing this question - please note the date it was posted. To you, Sosueme, interesting insight so long ago. I agree in part, however I see a real problem with people who invest in mutual funds through IRA's etc. who have no idea what they are investing in and little say if any in what sweetheart deals are made between broker and dealer. And when one of those companies...

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In the elections if no one gets over 270 electoral votes who do we choose the next president? If less than 270 electoral votes are won in the race, the House of Representatives selects the President in an unusual fashion: the state delegations are required to choose one of the three top candidates (in electoral vote count) as a group. A majority, i.e. 26 states, must select an individual to become President-elect. As citizens currently operate in a ticket system, the need to select...

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Are you loaded with promises and filled with propaganda? I'm a man of my word, but I live in a world of empty hearts and promises. That depresses me sometimes. The "No Question Left Behind" Program. Answering old questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

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Would you like to go through school again? Why (not)? Absolutely. I love learning. Celebrating your 2-year anniversary on AB this Sunday with my return to the celebrated "No Question Left Behind Program!" Answering old questions from currently active Answerbaggers since March 21, 2008!

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I'm loanly, will someone talk to me? For 23.99% APR! No Annual Fee! Get KITTYKATS on the card! Call NOW!

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Question: I want full control of the company, the power to dismiss him if something goes bad in the future. He will receive 15% of my company's profits. Is there a name for this type of deal? a title for this? I DON'T WANT A PARTNERSHIP! Sure sounds like contractual commission-based employment to me. But remember, 15% of revenue is different than 15% of profits... MUCH different. I have no idea how you would structure it but you would probably have to pay him minimum wage and then if 15% of revenue is more than that on the period at which it is regularly measured (day, week, month, quarter) then you would pay him the balance...

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Is your mind, in forward, neutral, or reverse today? Crashed into a telephone pole.

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What do you think of my s/o http://www.photoblog.pl/olivka4454/46237819/nasz-piknik-fitnes-.html? I think that she's got a great body! :) I can pick random images too! Meet my houseguest!

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Where, was the last piece of mail you looked at, from? It was a package I ordered three days ago that I wouldn't have ordered two days ago but I'm content having nonetheless... a priority mail package filled with 11 rare original Nintendo cartridges, including the Tengen version of Tetris, a rare collector's item.

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What is some thing that starts with the letter F that you would find in an office? fcomputer

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Who here thinks that those who downrate ought to be named and shamed so that when they do it, we will always know who has downrated us? Think it might deter the cowards? I always own up to a downrate. I do DR in some gray area situations, but I own up to it. (like I acknowledged a -5 question DR to a trophy winner who made a bundle of points with gimme fill-in-the-blank questions - that was an equity issue, not personal against the bagger, and I only DR'd the third one I responded to)

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Who else . . . . . . . . .DOESN'T. . . . .want to . . . . . . . .EVER!!!!. . . . . . . .in their LIFETIME. . . . . . . hear about ANOTHER. . . . . . ."missed". . . . . . .PERIOD . . . .on AB (HUMAN . . . . .or. . . . . . OTHERWISE)? Well, I suppose you've made a hefty deposit into the grammar bank with that question... but you only can make comma percent interest in this economy... (hardy har har!)

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Do you own any weapons? My mind. But I use it for good.

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Thank You and _______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? -5. I work for my points.

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How did Mario originate? Mario was the name of the landlord of Nintendo of America's headquarters. The character first appeared as "Jumpman" in Donkey Kong, as a carpenter. He would be teamed up soon after with Luigi in "Mario Bros." (not to be confused with "Super Mario Bros."), this time, as a plumber. Luigi's name came from a pizza parlor. Nintendo of America's...

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Did you ever scream at the TV for Navi to shut her cakehole in OOT? You better believe it.

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To get your Nintendo to play right, did you blow in the cartridge or wiggle it in place? I sure did as a kid. As a 26 year old who collects games and systems now, I'd never be so brutal. I own over 250 games and do not blow into a single one. I clean the contacts meticulously with q-tips soaked in 91% isopropyl alcohol until they come back clean. I let them dry for about 15 minutes and they work perfectly. Of course, I also have clean systems that assist this.

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How much would you pay to see someone in person beat Super Mario Brothers 1 for Nintendo? I cannot clear the world 2 castle at all, tried it for 19 years without success. The worst Super Mario Brothers player ever. How much would you pay me? Come on over, your money's good here!

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Does anyone remember the old NES game, Blue Marlin? If so is there any way to catch a whale? I've beaten the game recently. I don't believe you can catch a whale and the whale can destroy your boat... but if you troll your line in the wake of a whale you'll catch some great fish usually!

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Do you collect NES games? I own over 250 cartridges, both systems released (NES and NES-2) and nearly all of the peripherals, with the notable exceptions of the gyromite robot, power glove and four score (but I own the NES Satellite which serves the same purpose).

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When were Wario and Waluigi first introduced into the Mario Bros. games? I believe the concept of "Wario" first was introduced in the mid-1980's NES game "Wrecking Crew" where a similar-looking character who acted against Mario in certain levels existed on the other side of an invisible barrier. Waluigi was much later, possibly in one of the Smash Bros. games.

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Have you ever played a video game involving a character named Mario? What's a Mario? I'm sorry, I must have hit my head on too many bricks in my younger years. That's my older brother's fault - Luigi tricked me into doing that stuff. I was a coin collector as a kid. My brother fed me mushrooms and flowers and told me that if I hit enough bricks with my head, I'd find gold coins. Suddenly, coins were all over the place, I could go...

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Second _______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? "fill in the blank question in a row"

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What couldn't you live without? "fill in the blank questions" Oh wait... I can.

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I photoshopped a Nintendo game cover for a funny holiday gift for a nephew. I went to print it at Walmart, but the clerk wouldn't let me 'cause it contained the Nintendo DS logo. Yet they allow photos of people wearing sports jersey logos. What gives? I disagree. The photoshopped Nintendo cover should fall under the "fair use exception" of copyright law as a parody. That's how Weird Al can play his songs. Can any legal minds affirm or dispel this thought?

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Who owns an NES? I have two working NES systems, one being the NES-2 (released in 1993, 100,000 production run only), also known and beloved as the NES "Top Loader." I have over 250 working NES cartridges. Of course, all of the favorites - Mario 1-3, Ninja Gaiden, Castlevania 1-3, Final Fantasy, Marble Madness, Duck Hunt... but have you ever heard of any of these incredible titles? - "Mario...

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Can you throw some totally random words at me? soporific bark dilatory laxative borax triathlete swag took knickerbockers the papa red unknown pile FORK

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I hate it when People____________...? I hate it when People "oooos"? I don't understand the question. Next time, don't use morse code.

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What did your mom pack in your lunch box for school? I really don't think I ever brought a packed lunch...

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Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4? I don't play either of them. 5.

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What is the strangest thing you ever saw returned to a store? Well I successfully returned a semi-nonperishable food item to a store four months after purchase because it had expired. Wait before you throw things... I had meant to return it three months prior, when I taped the receipt to it... I had bought it expired...

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Polly want,s a _________? apostrophe

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What is the ultimate buzzkill? BUZZ KILL BUZZ BUZZ KILL BUZZ KILL KILL KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ KILL KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL BUZZ KILL KILL KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL KILL BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ KILL BUZZ...

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What is something you should never say to an Internal Revenue Service agent? (*idle chitchat*) "So, did you go to school for 'Antichrist' or is this a career change?"

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We go to school for our future. We save up for our future. We think about our future alot. We may be in AB right now to waste time until we do the thing we have planned for later (Future). Are we so busy thinking ahead that we miss what is here NOW? Of course not! *WHACK* (*runs into glass door*)

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You answer a knock at your door, standing outside are two men wearing dark suits and sunglasses. What are your first thoughts? "Well, the Jehovah's Witnesses had to do something to improve their image..."

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Are the Jonas Brothers better than the beatles? Weren't the Beatles bigger than Jesus? That's a tough standard to beat!

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Do you feel "possessive" about your avatar? You better believe it! I am the only one I allow to infringe on this copyright!

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Would you be offended if I asked you a personal question? I play the game "Ask any question you want, but be prepared to answer it truthfully yourself."

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Anyone who has had plastic surgery in southern CA. Please tell me who the Dr. was and how pleases you were with results. thanks!!!! "Once, I had a good friend Whose nose would not bend. She had heard of this trend. So she went to this guy For a fix she could buy; I thought she was high. So, to him she was sent, And, for only nineteen months rent Was promised that precious bent. She paid him his plunder, Then she was put under. I prayed he would not blunder. It took eight hours away, With his tools...

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When you right a question do you see if your spelt everything right or do you just go ahead and press go? I think correctly spelled questions are a sign to your readers that you care about the question and you care about their input. Some people aren't as adept as spelling as others, and some people have English as a second language, so there's a curve to grade on, but I find that generally to be true. Same with answers, and I would add that "correct grammar" can be...

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For a million bucks would you actually slap one of your parents? Sure! SLAP THEM HIGH-FIVE!

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What's the thing you like the most about me? That would presume I like something about you.

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What is your greatest asset and what is your biggest flaw? My determination.

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What does your piggy bank look like? Repossessed

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Three words after sex, what would you say? Actually, there are four words after sex. However, if you combined "what" and "would" to the slang "what'd," then you would have three. In which case my answer would have to be "yes."

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What would you have if you combined all the "pill" and "preggers" questions into one meta-question? "Answerbag has recognized that you have attempted to ask users if your recklessness has caused you, your significant other, your insignificant other, your sibling or dog to become pregnant. The answer is yes. Start panicking now. In fact, they're all pregnant, and all because of you. So, instead, Answerbag will rephrase your question and post it instead as: 'I, (*your...

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Which mythological creature do you like better, Jesus or Allah? Do you really expect Jesus or Allah to answer this?

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What would make a really bad addition to the McDonald's menu? The Mc______? McFly! (I can personally appreciate this one)

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I say ex... you say? "NO POINTS FOR YOU! COME BACK, ONE YEAR!!!!" (sorry, personal policy for fill in the blank questions) But I won't hit you up for negative either, because that's just pointless. Have a great day!

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If i graduate from a HBCU (Historically Black College and University) do I lessen my chances of getting into a reputable medical school. Not at all. As a person who has watched the administration of a medical school from the inside, I can tell you that minority applicants (which I notice is not your question but an implication you make) who are as qualified as a non-minority applicant are highly sought after. Unfortunately, you have to discern for yourself if the school is looking to make you a statistic or not. Where I am,...

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Should I file my taxes for 2008 in my maiden name or my married name? My social security card still has my maiden name and all of my W-2's do too. I was just recently married so i havent had time to change all of these things. File it as the government knows it - in your maiden name. If you married by the end of 2008, file jointly and there is a spot to put "spouse's last name, if different from yours." Shame on whoever DR'd this.

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When I say "crusty", what do you think of first? Crab. I don't even watch Spongebob and that still came to mind.

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How do you keep warm, when the heating is broken and its freezing cold? Hey that's me for the last two winters! The heat in my apt. works but it doesn't in my bedroom. I asked for an electric blanket for my room from my family for Christmas and they did one better - a heated mattress cover. That was absolutely fantastic and you don't have to worry about losing the warmth of a blanket from tossing and turning while you sleep.

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What game show do you want to be on? I think I would clean up on Wheel of Fortune. I am my college's defending Jeopardy! champion, but I would lose horribly in front of Alex. (unchallenged for the last five years but I'm ready should the challenge arrive!) 1 vs. 100 is interesting but I think it got cancelled. I think I could get at least $32,000 on Millionaire but I think that's canceled too. If I...

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Do you think that Canadians are the same as Americans? Please explain your answer. I call Canada "Junior Varsity". I know I'm going to get downrated but it seriously is nothing against you guys. We just got the head start on breaking away from England, democracy, capitalism and stuff like that. We're older, wiser (historically, not currently) and more experienced, but you guys play the same game we do.

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If you met a good person from another country - Then after knowing them for awhile & feeling comfortable with their company - they asked if you would marry them to gain citizenship or entry to your country & they would pay you $5,000 - What would you do? sorry. I can't be bought. In fact I'd pay $5,000 to be able to choose who I can marry.

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Tonight, when you go to bed, and begin drifting off to sleep. I will jump out of your closet and yell SURPRISE!! How will you react? *throwing books* GET OUT!

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What was your great-grandfather's profession? One on my father's side was a tin-smith, one on my mother's side was a grocer. Not sure about the other two.

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For you, is emotional hurt worse than physical pain? Oh, absolutely.

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What would you rather be blind? deaf? or dumb? mute. I think I definitely need to listen more.

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What is your favorite emotion? Emotion, in general, represents me.

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Help me please just now: shall I consent or not? Consent to someone's marriage proposal??? You mean that you are undecided? Do you see yourself with this person for the rest of your life? Do you see yourself happy with this person for the rest of your life? If both of those answers are "yes" then your answer is "yes" if one or both of those answers is "no" then your answer is not necessarily...

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Why am I feeling so down? Sometimes people get naturally down during the winter months. *Looks outside* Oh. Actually I know what it's like. Just stay active and rebel against shutting yourself in because all you will do is dwell more. Get out and do things and you will be happier.

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If you were a shoe, then what type of shoe would you be? A fancy dress shoe with a comfortable sole for all the walking I do.

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Is your signature a scribble or is it your legible name? legible, and my pen doesn't lift from the paper for it, one stroke crosses two t's and an H. Unless you consider one final dot.

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It's the newest AB game - the Olympic Drinking Game. Would you help and supply some rules? We need some words that cause people to drink. Include the word, the number of drinks and whether you take or give the drink. thanks. Unfortunately the Olympics are over, but considering how it went, I suggest the following for those who still have the primetime segments on their DVR... The Bela Károlyi drinking game: - Every time Károlyi is brought into the studio to commentate by Costas, take a shot. - Every time Károlyi says that the Chinese are too young to compete, take a drink. - Every time...

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Olympic games or Drinking games? I'll be the first to take a stand. Olympic Games. I love drinking games but they just don't have the .01 second finishes like in the Water Cube.

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What browser are you using right now? Mozilla Firefox. I love the built in spellchecker. And the ad-blocker add-on. Shh... Don't tell the staff that I'm using that last one...

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Do you blowdry your hair with cold or hot air? Nope

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Do you blowdry your hair with cold or hot air? Nope.

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Have you ever been ashamed of the fact that you were ashamed of something? Yes, most definitely.

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Have you gone through a break up while a member on AB and then realized now you can't answer any of the relationship questions because you suck and aren't in one???? Just wondering if I'm the only one. Well, first of all Sara I'm sorry that things didn't work out this time for you. Breaking up is tough, and during that time it's difficult to think logically sometimes. Emotion trumps logic, especially so in breakup situations. When I've been in a breakup I personally have thought things along the lines of "I'll never find someone else", but in reality I...

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How long were you with the one who gave you your first real kiss? One day. And I was 22. I suppose something had to give.

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I Live Close To My Ex-Girlfriend,We Had Been Dating For A Little Over A Year,But We Are Just Friends Now,So I've Started Talking To Another Girl,And My Cousin Is Dating My Ex But When I See Them Together I Become Depressed And I Dont Nonsense trumps duplicate in the AB flagging hierarchy. But congrats, you got two golds on the AB flagging medal podium.

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I Live Close To My Ex-Girlfriend,We Had Been Dating For A Little Over A Year,But We Are Just Friends Now,So I've Started Talking To Another Girl,And My Cousin Is Dating My Ex But When I See Them Together I Become Depressed And I Dont Some people don't like to read their question before posting it so the question comes up nonsensical because before they came to their question they ran o

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Is your address an odd or even number? odd

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Name 3 things in your home that is red? My Spaghetti-O's cans My comforter My hair

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Would you like to meet my son? Here's Ian Bradley - born NATURALLY this Sunday morning, at 10 lbs, 5 ounces and 22 1/2 in long. He looks JUST like his daddy! Thank you everyone for your thoughts and prayers! Congratulations! I'm glad to see all went well. Sounds like your little guy was ready to rock and roll the moment he arrived!

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What do you enjoy more in the olympics... The gymnastics, track and field, or swimming? I like all of them. I think swimming is the most exciting.

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My boyfriend tells me what to wear and forces me to wear; slutty skirt which im not even aloud wearing and im not comfortable wearing it in public. I even left the skirt at work and he tells me go pick it up or else im not chilling with u. who right? who right? you right. Don't do anything in a relationship that makes you uncomfortable.

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George Bush called, he was wondering if anyone knew the meaning of.............? He read somewhere that he's supposed to consult a cabinet and he's wondering which one it is in the kitchen...

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How can a 13 year old boy get a condom without stealing or anything will they cell it to you? Cell it to you? I'm seeing it now, a dial-a-condom service: 1-800-4CONDOM Totally not a real number.

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Under what conditions (or none) would you be willing to live an incredibly long life, say 500 years? -- Imagine you could request "destiny" to grant you a couple of conditions. To live a long, healthy life but still retain mortality? Sign me up!

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I know a guy who I just have this connection with. He's so fun, handsome and he thinks I'm fabulous....needless to say, he's gay. Why are gay men sooooooo perfect? Why can't straight men be like that? Some are. You just haven't met me yet.

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Which state do you think has the most good looking people? Pennsylvania, of course!

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Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary? What diary?

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I just read in a TV magazine that a new comedy is being taped in the UK about a gay hairdresser male and a lesbian mechanic who move in together as roomates and fall in love. It sounds funny and cool. Anyone else excited to see this comedy? Odd Couple meets Will and Grace. eh.

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Can you all please congratulate Bsweet for attaining the level of SAGE? Nice going baby.:-) In the spirit of the Beijing Olympics, it is my great pleasure to award you a gold medal, Bsweet! Congratulations!

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What comes to your mind when you hear: resort? Last

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Pretend your 20. did u take more steps or see more trees in your life Definitely more steps. I pace when I'm on the phone and have done plenty of walking/running. I like this question though.

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What is the nearest object to you thats green a dollar bill!

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Weird Al Yankovic? I Lost on Jeopardy! (baby, oooooooooh ooh oooooooh!)

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Finish this phrase... "How many times have I told you? ... ... ... " --- --- --- ... ... ... (Distress signal for stutterers)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see someone entering dozens of "First thing that comes to mind" questions using all the artists and sports teams they can think of? Point farmers!

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Michael Jackson? "Criminal"... by Eminem

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Which country will you be cheering for at the Beijing Olympics? U-S-A... ALL THE WAY! And I will root against China, while their athletes have nothing to do with the political crisis they have exploited their people and their athletes to make sure they have a good showing this year. I refuse to let them have that propaganda.

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What did your yearbook say you would most like to be? Mine was most likely to become a Hip Hop star. We didn't have superlatives, we had "in twenty years." Mine is: "One of the area's successfully civil (sic) engineers, voted one of People Magazine's 'most eligible bachelors' three years in a row. When he retires, he plans to suceed (sic) [basketball coach/legend] as czar of Goretti basketball."

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If you had a million bucks, what's the first thing you'd do? Turn most of it into one dollar coins and make a vault in my house that I can dive into like Scrooge McDuck.

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Guys: What can a girl do to hook you, to grab your attention?? (without flashing you) Left hook, or right hook. In my experience, those typically get my attention. Results may vary however.

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I know a girl who is only dating a guy because she shares his World of Warcraft account. Does that sound like prostitution? No. It DOES, however, sound like STUPIDITY.

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One for you, one for me. One for you, ___________. SAT: ANALOGIES 410) One for you, one for me. One for you, ___________. A. One for me B. 1 for me C. One 4 me D. 1 4 me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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What would you do if a five year old kid held you up at gun point? Give them a dollar and make them think they cleaned out my life savings. A dollar was a LOT when I was five!

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How do you eat your string cheese? Do you peel apart like you are supposed to, or are you naughty and just eat it as the stick? I peel it apart as it lasts longer that way. Besides, if its not eaten as "string cheese" you can buy regular cheese that tastes basically the same in a cheaper medium.

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_____________________? Aren't you sick of fill in the blank questions, too?

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What's the greatest truth ever told? "If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself. A dependence on...

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When’s the last time you prayed to the porcelain god? I got stomach flu about 5 months ago. I couldn't keep anything down for about 12 hours and any solid foods for about 24, but when I finally felt up to eating, I asked my roommate to pick up campbell's chicken soup (of which I would of course repay him) and he instead the cheap-o picked me up the cheapest (non-campbell's) ramen noodles... whose smell alone disgusts me. So once I...

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If love was red, would you be color blind? Love is red. Love is blind. Therefore, love, being of red color, is incapable of knowing that it is blind. Therefore it would not know it is red. I, however, am capable of knowing love. Why else would I know such facts that love is red and love is blind? Therefore, no. I would not be color blind.

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Do you call your s/o your boo? So that's what "boo" is supposed to mean? I heard that in a song once and was like: "WTF?!" Nope. I leave the boo's for Halloween. My g/f does too.

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Joe Jackson? Shoeless

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Do quitters ever win? Sure they can win BEFORE they quit, like Muhammad Ali... or they can win AFTER they quit, like Michael Jordan. Or they can win by quitting, like Arnold Schwarzenegger and his acting career. I think we all were winners on that one.

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Have you ever tried to be completely honest, then felt that your honesty is what screwed everything up? hahaha. There can often be no more difficult words to speak or hear than honest ones. Guilty more times than I can count.

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Agatha Christie or Anne Rice? Agatha, of course!

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Who likes pancakes? Actually hardly ever have them. But I do like them on occasion. Especially specialty pancakes like banana pancakes or chocolate chip pancakes...

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?...like for example....if you u know a guy and a girl were talking and about to go out and he found out that she gave someone head a while back ...would he be like forget it and back off ?...in most cases what would happen...like is it a turn off in h/s? ¿Es esta España?

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When "anonomous" asks a question, how satisfied do you feel after you've answered a question they've not been held accountable for? I was going to say "We have no members by the name of 'anonomous'" but indeed... we have eight. Here lies Noah Webster. He tried.

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Has math ever made you cry? Only in a mathematical realization that was saddening, such as depressing statistics. But math and analytical thinking is my lifeblood. I love numbers and logic and thrive in their presence. And it's provided 10 moments of levity for each moment of sadness.

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Divorced people- What did you do with your ring after the divorce? After reading many of these answers, I began searching for wedding rings on the bottom of rivers. I eventually found one! It's really cool too... when I put it on, I see this big fiery eye...

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What state has the cheapest taxes on clothing? Several states have no or limited tax on clothing. First, the states that have no sales tax, obviously having no sales tax on clothing: Alaska, Delaware, Montana, New Hampshire and Oregon. Among the rest: Connecticut: Most clothing costing < $50 exempt. Items > $50 charged tax on entire price (including the first $50) Massachusetts: Clothing and footwear costing < $175...

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Are you the hero of the story? Aren't we all?

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What do you think of the Indian Superman? Now I have seen it all.

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What question do you hope to never see on AB? Be creative ;) ________?

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Do you always keep the ingredients for a PB&J sandwich in your kitchen? There was a time. Not currently though. I think I'm 0 for 3 now.

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What are some of the things that will never make very good flavors for toothpaste? Tobacco

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I had sex and he came inside me and now I throw up every morning and havent had my period in three months, am I pregnant? I say this every time one of these questions comes out. We have to have a "FAKE Am I pregnant" category. There's more joke questions than real ones these days!

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Is there anyone here in serious denial about their Answerbag addition? Yes, but I am also in denial about my Answerbag subtraction. *boos from crowd* WHAT? WHAT? The ball was in the strike zone! I HAD to swing!

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What is your favorite cut of french fry? Example: Straight cut, shoe-string, krinkle-cut, waffle, steak fry.... I do like fries, and I like all of these suggestions. I suppose I will take steak fries today.

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How do I break up with my Bootey Call? Call them up. Tell them it's booty time. Then turn the outside lights off, go to sleep, and lock the door. Do this several times until they get the message. Alternatively, especially if they have a key, get them to come over, and then steal their clothes. HONESTLY? Just tell them.

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If you're 25 or older, did you take lessons and play a musical instrument as a child? Which one and for how long? Do you still play? Well I'm exactly 25. I played the piano as a child and took lessons for probably about 2-3 years. Didn't get me far with the piano but I learned how to read music which is surprisingly helpful knowledge to have.

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So, what are you thinking about? stuff. and things.

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Sillyville just got a new Jet Airliner..where do you want to go? Washington, DC!

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Do you prefer maple sugar or honey as a sweetener instead of sugar or corn syrup? Maple syrup. Until this post I had never heard of honey on anything maple syrup can be on.

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What's your favorite Tom Cruise movie? Rain Man or The Firm. I think Tom Cruise is an idiot though, so I have been boycotting his movies as of late.

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Is there any category that you are an 'expert' in, that you have no idea how you got that title? I'm an expert in injuries, go figure. Nope. It's all predictable. Just taxes and all its variations.

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What comes to your mind when I say "Olympics"? John Williams' fantastic theme song... composed for the 1984 LA Olympics. Here is its first official performance:

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If you are writing a poem, what would you rhyme with "be"? me. I guess that makes me selfish. I get this impression you were a psych major...

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Which would you rather have as a side dish: mashed potatoes with gravy or candied yams? Mashed Potatoes! Wow, candied yams are getting a beatdown here!

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Can you describe your significant other in one word? girlfriend

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How many phonebooks are in your house? Interesting you should ask. I just gathered them all together to put the oldest ones away. I have four in my apartment.

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Does anyone else think that the new Coke commercial with Yao Ming and LeBron James are promoting stereotypes about America and China? I didn't know all Chinese people were 7 feet tall... *boos from crowd* WHAT? WHAT? I HAD to go there!

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Which US states are sales tax free? Alaska, Delaware, Montana, New Hampshire and Oregon. Hawaii has no consumer sales tax, the tax is only levied on businesses. As for state income tax, there is no state income tax in Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming. Additionally, New Hampshire and Tennessee only tax dividends and interest. Alaska actually pays its citizens money through a pension program...

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Question of the day: Where are all the good men? Same place as the socks. Still.

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Do you use sugar or artificial sweeteners? None of the above. Iced tea? ACK.

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Where have all the good times gone? The same place where the matches to my mismatched socks went.

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I want to do something special and sweet for my boyfriend, something different and unforgetable. Any good ideas :) I don't mean to write this to reinforce traditional gender roles. I'm not that type and, besides, something like this would be something I would do for my girlfriend: Cook him his favorite meal on a candlelit table in your house. Pick up a nice bottle of wine that complements the meal. If you can't cook, pick up dinner from any major restaurant (most places will let you...

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Does horrific news such as the stabbing and beheading of an innocent bystander on a bus make you question just how safe each of is in our daily routines? I'm more of the coldly logical and intensely analytical people who recognize statistics and that the chances of such a thing happening to me are about the same as hitting the powerball jackpot while getting struck by lightning...

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My sanyo tv has the word video in the top right corner-- we can still watch programs --how do i remove this without a remote? I also have a Sanyo. It is the display that you would want to change. If you had a remote all you would have to do is hit "Display" once or twice until the words disappeared. Do you have a Universal or DirectTV remote that you could program for your tv to do this? Otherwise, I would suggest unplugging your TV and plugging it back in. I don't think the sticky displays are...

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Who still watches The Price is Right with Drew Carey on it? I find that the audience on that show isn't as passionate about the show as before..... Usually I just go to Youtube to find the best bloopers. Like this classic...

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Where would you want to live all expense paid? The White House. So... vote for me!

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What's your favorite film starring Leonardo DiCaprio? Catch Me If You Can. That film definitely redeemed him from my scorn for the horrid movie Titanic, which so deserved to be a box office bust. If you liked Catch Me If You Can, I have an interesting read for you: "The Art of the Steal" by Frank W. Abagnale. If that name sounds familiar, it should - that's the man whose true story was the inspiration for Catch Me If You Can....

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Who gave you your first beer, and how old were you? I drank on two occasions prior to my 21st birthday. One was when I was a 19 year old college sophomore and the other being 1 week prior to my 21st birthday when I was a junior in college. When I was 19 I was handed a cranberry and peach schnapps which I cradled and sipped for about 2 hours as if it were a long island iced tea and I planned on driving afterwards. When I was a week away from...

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Sixty B has reached Guru!! We know how Sixty loves a good party, so let's throw her the biggest bash ever, friends!! Who wants to join me? I missed the party. :( Nevertheless, congratulations Sixty on a remarkable accomplishment. You started more than a month after I did and already you have broken into Guru-dom, and yet, it feels like you've been here much longer than I have. I'm glad to know you here, Sixty. I suspect you'll be breaking level 80 any day now.

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BUT WHAT WORDS CAN YOU TELL HER WHEN YOU GO UP TO HER Wow! It's a sequel! And in six minutes you got hooked on phonics! But you didn't listen to Andy when she asked you to undo the caps lock. Oh, and where I come from there's things we call question marks. They're a free product on your keyboard! -4 from me

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WAT DO U SAY 2 A GURL U DNT NOE N U WANA GET HER # AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you say to a girl to get her number? (34 characters, without spaces) WAT DO U SAY 2 A GURL U DNT NOE N U WANA GET HER # (35 characters, without spaces) Since the whole "textspeak saves on the typing" argument doesn't fly, why then do you do it? -4 from me. And perhaps because you think you are too macho for silly things like...

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Do you prefer Risk or Castle Risk? Never played Castle Risk. Risk is a fantastic game though.

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Would you date a guy who is 6'3? Sorry, don't shop in that aisle.

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When getting into the pool, do you use the stairs or just jump? Definitely jump. Otherwise it was torture to go inch by inch underwater. I was on staff at a summer camp that had a swimmable lake, however it didn't have visibility more than 1 foot in front of you while underwater. So, part of our training and our weekly routine would be to conduct a "lost swimmer" drill in the lake. A siren would sound during the day (typically...

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Anyone know why the heck they call 7-11, 7-11? You take a gamble that an armed robbery will occur every time you walk in.

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Who is the first Talaxian you can think of from the Star Trek Series? Neelix, of course.

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Do you try to avoid shopping at Wal Mart? No. Unfortunately I do not have the bank account to be able to make social statements with my wallet. Or the holier-than-thou attitude, for that matter.

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What's your college's mascot? Our teams are called the "Royals" and "Lady Royals." Out mascot, however, is a wolf. Go figure.

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If you're running out of cigarettes do you tend to panic? I've been out of cigarettes my whole life. So, to answer your question... YES!

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Tell me a good rhyme please. There once was a show called "Family Ties," That was a hit for the Columbia Broadcasting System; And while it was a great show there was one surprise - It discovered an actor - although they almost missed him! This short kid started out at third billing, But in raw talent he couldn't be beaten, And for the rest of his career he would make a killing! We all know now:...

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What things do you generally associate with the British? Redcoats, Taxation without representation, Actors who play French characters (photo evidence!)...

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Would you like to play 20 questions? Answer this question with "animal" "vegetable" "mineral" "place" or "person" and answer questions in the comment thread! Person

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If you were going to have a theme wedding, what would it be? I'd probably have a "wedding" themed wedding.

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Why do atheists always put their two cents in when answering questions about God or religion? We get it.. you don't believe! I'm glad you are contributing your two cents on the issue. Keep that in mind.

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Have you ever had cold feet? What happened? Yes, I made the mistake of not wearing wool socks when I went out into the snow. They got cold and wet, and they were all red when I came inside. A terrible business.

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Do you like your appearance? I think I'm a handsome enough fellow. If anything, I think my red hair makes me unique. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2544220

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What are the characteristics i should look for to determine if my boyfriend is bisexual? Kisses women Kisses guys P.S. This answer does not work for women you may be curious about. Women kiss everybody.

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I hate my boyfriends ex girlfriends' behavior She texts him multiple times a month saying "I miss you. Call me". He never responds but she keeps at it. She has her own boyfriend and I've asked her to back off but she refuses. Why is she so persistent? Get the ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend's number. Text him with "I miss you. Call me." multiple times a month.

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What state in the USA would you say is the most recognized not just by name but shape too? Alaska, California, Texas

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My ex-husband took my daughter to his (drug dealer) friend's house. Would it be wrong if I beat the hell out of him for it? Is there any social worker or legal contact that you had to deal with for the divorce proceedings? Someone that is control of custody arrangements? Tell them ASAP. Keep the hands off the ex-husband for now, that can only lead to trouble. Assuming you contact the court or social worker first thing tomorrow, you should ask about your rights, if you can prevent him from scheduled visitation...

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Do you think psychologists sometimes have their own serious psychological problems? I have heard that many of them have regular appointments with their colleagues so that they can deal with their difficult job.

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What word best describes your last break up? inevitable

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I have been sleeping with my sister's husband who has 4 kids boys.Bad luck i found him in bed with another lady.sis stay at rural area should i tell her.coz the guy is trying to apologise 2 me. I was sleeping with him 2 prevent him from cheating on my sis "I was sleeping with him 2 prevent him from cheating on my sis[ter]." Wow. You hear new ones everyday. I'm resurrecting this question so you can get even more downrated.

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I am 15 and my bf is 17 and I want a baby and he dont so I have decied to start to break holes in his condoms so i can get pregnant and have my child and that way he can be linked always. My friend says this is a bad idea what do you guys think? You're an idiot, and I am resurrecting this question so you can get even more downrates.

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We're almost ready to open the Ninja Lounge, but we still need to fill a few positions. The pay is great and free drinks for all employees. Which position would you like to apply for? I can be the Business Manager... keep the books, count the cash, deposit the take. I can even go secret-agent and put the cash deposit in a metal briefcase handcuffed to my wrist...

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If you could go back in time, to what time period would you go and why? To Washington, DC in 1861. To sit in the gallery of the Senate as Senators resigned to return to their native states who were seceding from the Union, to witness the Lincoln administration in its attempt to reign in the Southern states.

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What TV theme song can't you get out of your head after hearing it? I'm going to do something I hardly ever do, and answer my own question... my choice is what is behind the play button...

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Have you been single for more than one year? Yes, when I was zero to age 22.

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Beer or coke? Most times, Pepsi. When I go out, usually beer, sometimes pepsi.

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Do you still cruise to kill time? Sorry, I don't watch Tom Cruise anymore, even when I am bored.

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When I say Connecticut, what is the first thing that comes to your mind? New London

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Why do so many black children grow up in fatherless homes? Ask the fathers.

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When was the last time you watched TV? www.hulu.com TV episodes that isn't piracy. Utterly beautiful. I daresay I've spent more time there than AB this last week! All night long I watched Journeyman. So bummed that I discovered the series after it was cancelled... and it's SO GOOD!

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What really counts on you? numbers

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Close your eyes and type your full name. Can you do it perfectly? Alen P. Keanton

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What is a good ab workout? I like to try for AB Bingo, where I try to get my avatar represented on the first five questions of the social screen. So far I've only gotten three in a row. Oh, not that AB.

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I am away on a business trip for a week and I read my girlfriends email to some of her so-called male friends... She told them that she is single for a week and if they had any ideas.... What compells someone to say they're single for a w Now call me a cynic, but could it be that she suspects you of reading her e-mail and planted that phrase to ensure you would say something to her? It just seems ridiculous on its face that she would solicit an affair through mass e-mail. It also seems absurd that a girlfriend looking to cheat would leave evidence such as that.

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On the average, how many times do up wake up each night? 3 or 4 times, typically.

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Should the parents of a 6 year old tell them how the real world is when asked or should they fluff it up and pretend its all pink cotton wool and fluffy clouds? Loaded question alert!!! Sounds like you have only one answer in mind, there.

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What would you never be caught doing? Being within 100 yards of Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh or Bill O'Reilly unless I was holding a sign that said "I'm with stupid ->". In that case I would be right next to them.

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I scream, you scream, eh what are we screaming at? AHHHHHHHH real monsters! I hated that cartoon!

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My name is C-Bunny and I will be your server today. What will you be having? 2 eggs, homefries and toast. poached, white, Coke. Here's your menu back.

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What day is it? It is Friday, July 25. CHRISTMAS IN JULY!!!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Chicago, Illinois? the musical or movie. The one I haven't seen.

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If the house is a'rockin' _______________? don't come a-blanking!

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Cutting is a common form of self mutilation. Is someone burning themselves also common? Just because it's common doesn't mean it's not something one should talk to a doctor about.

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Have you ever moved, and then accidentally driven to your old home? Well, if I did that, I would be out of my mind, as it is a 5.5 hour drive.

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What is the worst thing to run out of for you? money

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If you were a Community Leader, would you mention that on your resume? I mean, a website trusted you to help moderate it. Depends on the job I'm applying for. If it is a web start-up or forum editing... then sure. If it's accounting or retail, then of course not. I have several things I leave off my resume, such as that I was a resident assistant in college, because they bear little relevance... or my other qualifications are more important to list than they are.

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How many dates have you been on in the past 3 months? Several with my girlfriend. We have been together for just about 3 months (counting a short period where we broke up and got back together).

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Do u agree that this is the craziest year for preidential elections I mean u have obama and McCain running so who doesn't agree. Absolutely. This video proves it. After the first minute it is all crazy clips of the candidates and media coverage of the campaigns. HOWEVER, I should add that I am a HUGE fan of Obama... and I consider myself a Republican.

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Who made this video? I love these fake GI-Joe PSA's! I used to have all of them on my computer!

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What would you do with an extra arm? Tie it behind my back... just so I can say, "Look, I can do that with one arm tied behind my back!" ... for everything I do.

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How do we pettition Andy777 to return to her sexy avatar? I'm all about Andy's old avatar! First she leaves, then she comes back with a new look... we can't take so many Andy changes in such a short time!

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Do you have any ideas that will make the AB newsletter more interesting? ( Sorry Rich...) (Also posted on the blog entry but Chris, you deserve props for inspiring a blog entry, so here's my answer and have some points too!) Well, I just subscribed to the AB newsletter, so I haven't received one in the past. But I think the newsletter could be taken down one of a few avenues: 1) A list of all of the "Topic of the Day" questions from the past (month?) ......

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Have you ever considered attaching your nipples to a car battery with a pair of jacks? Nope!

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Try and be random and/or funny: Old people are scared of _________(what?) computers EDIT: AND ROBOTS! (See video) For those who have seen the Old Glory Insurance clip before, I think this one has an extra 10 second segment at the end so it's still worth watching.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'time up'? For some reason... Double Dare! (as time expires) Marc: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Wouldn't you like to think of a question that would be so good that you'd fill your whole level bag? Yeah, or an answer. Good luck with that, though.

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The _______ is dead. Long live the ______? The life is dead. Long live the death.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'search'? ...and destroy!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'prostitution'? MSNBC Doc-Block!

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What sort of drink do you like to have when you go to the pub? Typically Yuengling Lager or Sam Adams Seasonal (Most seasons), though I do like to mix it up sometimes... Labatt Blue, Rolling Rock or the new Bud Light Lime.

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Is pink your colour? And what color would you say pink is?

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If you were a stone man an had a lot of powers what wouldyou do? Stand in one place all day BECAUSE I AM MADE OF STONE.

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I am meeting someone from the AB tomorrow, I am bringing a friend with me. Any other words of wisdom for me about meeting people on the internet? I'm just curious... wouldn't this ABer that you are meeting be interested in this question and answer it?

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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind? Jack of spades

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Why are Asian women so fetishized in America? fetishized. Noah Webster is turning over in his grave.

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Instinct/reflex or action/reaction... which is faster? Well, the first includes the second, but not vice versa. But among actions and reactions, instinct and reflex are faster simply because the brain processes them less than a normal deliberative action.

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What is your shoe size and do you like it? 11.5 US Male

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What's Better, Cooperation or Competition? Corporation.

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Do you think a guy loves and respects his girlfriend if he is still sleeping with his ex? Can anyone really answer "yes" to this question??? NO! That's like asking "Do you think George W. Bush will vote democrat in the next election?" oooh. idea.

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What is the hardest question related to life and death? What is the meaning of life?

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Where is the worst place to shout I want to get "Kinky"? Kinko's

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Are console video games too easy nowadays? On the whole, I don't think so. But I certainly believe the new generations of consoles have found new WAYS to challenge, these being more difficult for some gamers and easier for others. Also, the demographic of gamers has gotten younger in recent years, so certain games meant to appeal to ALL gamers (Mario games, etc.) may be slightly easier. But that is often offset by various...

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Did you get lost on your way here? No, but I got stuck in traffic.

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The Decider says "take a deep breath..we're not in a recession..everything is fine..have faith, 'cause by golly I do"! Do you believe him? Do you agree we're not in recession and that the underlying economy is strong?...that everything is hunky dorry? Well, we're in a growcession. The only reason we're not in recession is stimulus checks, and the trade off is inflation. The signs of the economy indicate recession, but the technical term doesn't apply because we haven't had two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth. Things are still bad. Of course the president is going to go on TV and tell us to go out and buy...

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The way the economy is,what can you buy with a dollar? .6319 Euros (as of today)

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What are your favorite sitcom reruns to watch? Take a wild guess. http://www.cbs.com/thunder/player/thunder.php?pid=8DDwGkLpEyoTzLJ_qhHsBIidVJLFjajN

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say DIOMONDS misspelled

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Guys: If you are at a public urinal do you have random conversation with the guy next to you? Women: do you do the same stall to stall and if not what the hell takes you so long in the bathroom? Isn't it a man-law that there's no talking in the bathroom? I don't, at least, with rare exceptions. "and if not what the hell takes you so long..." HAHAHA!!!

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Here's my LAST-EVER number question. What comes to mind when I mention the number 2000? The number of pennies I'd bet that this isn't the LAST-EVER number question for you.

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What superpower would you rather have: flying or the ability to stop time? Stop time! That would be awesome.

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Why would you trust someone that cheats on you all the time? Why would I? Different question than the one I read. Didn't catch the "why" the first time. Definitely makes this a much more valid question, because without why it just seems ridiculous. Of course I wouldn't trust someone that cheated on me all the time. But what possibly could be a valid reason or circumstance to make me realize that I could trust them? I really...

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Ooops...how do I UN unsubscribe to comments? (aka I accidentally unsubscribed, can I fix it?) Just post another comment in the thread.

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I signed up for Darwin dating, its supposed to exclude uglies...but I got sent all these pictures of men i'd rate about a 6....Whats up with that? This seems so wrong to me. Sara, I thought you were taken! C'mon, you could have your own Answerbag reality dating show! What do you need signing up for dating services!

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say 'BOSS'? An antiquated nickname to give someone.

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Have you ever met your favorite Artist/Band? Not really one to care much about music. Never seen a band in concert, and the typical music I listen to is 80's stuff that is already a quarter of a century outdated.

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How happy do you consider yourself on a scale of one to ten? 3 or 4

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What makes you queasy? Vomit or someone vomiting. Also the sight of blood.

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Give me more ___________? Craziness!

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Wht can i do to make gud understanding wth my finace Your having enough problems making gud understanding wth us. FLAGGED AS NONSENSE

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Any thoughts on 12 Angry Men? The 1957 version is one of my favorite movies. On another question I provided my ideal recast of the movie: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3493784

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What would be the ULTIMATE casting of a gigantic movie with the top celebrities? MY ULTIMATE RECASTING OF "12 Angry Men" (1957) Re-titled: "The Angry 12" Denzel Washington as the lead. The architect, the lone dissenter (in the beginning), the charismatic and enigmatic Juror #8. (Compare to Henry Fonda) The other jurors, in order: Chris Cooper as the de facto jury foreman, somewhat pre-occupied with his duties; proves to be accommodating to...

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What would you do if your neighbor came over and banged on your door,and you opened it and they smile and pointed at their teeth,and said "see all of these teeth they are permanent." *Slams the door* "NOT ANYMORE, SUCKER!" That would be the funny reaction... The REAL reaction? "Um, that's great. Good for you. I'll see you later (*closes door*)... or not."

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If you did a "bed in breakfast" surprise for your boy/girlfriend, and they just kind of looked at it and said "Ew, I dont feel like that today" and got out of bed to get something else to eat, would you be offended? What an insensitive person. She can go home if he wants to raid a fridge. You spent time and money on her breakfast! The worst part is that she apparently snubbed your prepared food for other food. Maybe she's on a diet she doesn't want to tell you about, but that doesn't excuse rudeness.

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Do you feel like you are your "own answer" type of answerbagger or a google/wikipedia "relay person" or both? I give my own answers, but will do research for questions that I am personally interested in the answer of. I won't typically copy and paste from the source unless that's specifically what the person is asking for (song lyrics, full quotation, etc.), but will make the answer my own in some sense. One example of me researching an issue is here:...

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Do you like short or long questions? I'm usually writing the questions that end up pushing the length limit, editing, rewriting, deleting the second space after any sentence to gain extra room...

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Have you noticed the hand with only three fingers in the graphic above the "New Arrivals" and "Invite a friend!" buttons on AB? What happened to that guy? In case your browser doesn't display it, here's the graphic.

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Name 5 of your flaws I'm extremely prideful. I obsess over the smallest issues or details. I give the best advice I don't take myself. I care way too much about what people think. I am way too hard on myself.

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What is the difference between a fact and an universal truth? Same difference as squares and rectangles. One includes the other, but not vice versa.

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Would some one's name affect whether or not you would date them? I would never date someone with the name of Nasty McSpendsmoney. Tell me I'm stereotyping. I don't care.

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If someone questioned your sexuality how would you react? So... how YOU doin'?

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Do you have a bed time? Of course not.

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Me and my girl see each other only on her break at her job how can we see each other more Go to work with her, of course! Silly bagger...

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If someone said "If you don't know history, you don't know anything", would you agree, or disagree? I would agree. It is very true, the statement: "Those who do not remember the past are condemned to relive it."

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Is your heart made of fire or ice? FIRE. And earth, wind, water, and um, heart too. Yeah, it's paradoxical. http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/nostalgia-critic/34-nostalgia-critic/609-captain-planet

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of Georgia? That these first things questions about states are starting to annoy me.

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Why would someone promise another person a rose garden? Who the hell wants that? Why not cash? I am reminded of a famous movie dialogue. Rain Man. The lawyer, John Mooney, is discussing Charlie Babbitt's (played by Tom Cruise) inheritance. John Mooney: Are you disappointed? Charlie: Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him? John Mooney: The beneficiary. Charlie: Yeah...

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What do people think of internet dating? I've done it, it worked for me. I'm not in that relationship anymore but I was for 8 months and the relationship didn't fail in a way one built upon traditionally meeting people wouldn't have. Sometimes all people need is somewhere easy to make first contact and impressions before diving in. I'm like that, I find it so hard to approach women that I am interested...

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Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality assessment, and what was, or is, your "type"? (Introvert/Extrovert; Sensing/Intuition; Thinking/Feeling; and Judging/Perceiving.) I am a rare variety...the INTJ... the "Scientist," "Mastermind" or "Philosopher." The Cliffs Notes version of my profile, which is deadly accurate: INTJs live in the world of ideas and strategic planning. They value intelligence, knowledge, and competence, and typically have high standards in these regards, which they continuously strive to fulfill. To a...

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If you had to cut costs for a wedding, what would be the first thing you would get rid of? Why buy from a jeweler when Cracker Jack does the trick? You could even put it in the ceremony where the bride and groom dive into a pool of cracker jacks looking for a ring prize, and whoever gets it first and grabs the flag in 60 seconds wins the only plane ticket for the honeymoon!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Chicago, Illinois? Barack Obama!

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Agree or disagree? Gays are perfect and wonderful in every way. Therefore, they should never be criticized or held accountable for their actions because they do no wrong. I will rewrite your statement as I see it. Changes and additions are capitalized. Gays are not perfect and MAY NOT BE wonderful in every way. HOWEVER, they should never be criticized or held accountable for their SEXUAL ORIENTATION because IT IS NOT WRONG. I dislike the tone of your question. Your invective desires an indictment of a class of people. That's offensive and quite...

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I'm going to start using the word "zoinks" more. Do you mind? Ruh-roh, Rye Ron't Row, Raggy

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Where can i get non-prescription glasses? I like how glasses look at me, but I dont need prescriptions. Well I bet you could go to any place that sells eyeglasses. Every one of their trial pairs has regular glass frames. You might even care to ask if they have old sample glasses they no longer make glasses for that you might be able to buy... or they just might give you one free (doubtful).

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Are brain tumors hereditary? I've heard different things. I pay attention because my grandfather died young of one. Family history is never something to scoff at. And a family history of a tumor is certainly not a fact that decreases your risk.

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Which game do u play the most? No-limit Texas Hold'em. If I had a choice though, it would be blackjack. I have basic strategy down and am quite good.

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Do you prefer a water fight or a food fight? I would prefer a water fight - most definitely. Food is sticky and it stains. And it's a horrid waste. Water dries.

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What kind of questions would likely bring the highest number of points? It seems like I am stuck at level 1 FOREVER. Please help. Simple, stupid, one word to one sentence answer questions. Questions kind of like this one.

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?AB on day backwards a have we Can Well, after that day everything would be flagged as nonsense. Nevertheless, a unique take with your question. Very innovative.

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Am I really a put-off? If you keep writing these put-off questions you will be. One more and I'm itching to hit a minus button.

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10 y/o kid blocks a narrow & busy grocery aisle by pushing the cart while walking on his knees. You wait, then say "Come on kiddo, you're blockin' the aisle. Ya can't do it on your knees". & the father turns & reads you the riot act. Right? Wrong? Wrong. That's when I look at the father with incredulity and say in a low voice so the kid can't hear "excuse me?! I'm just shopping, and it's great your son is having fun but I'm hoping you would be mature enough to make sure his fun doesn't get in the way of other customers! Now will you move your cart?" If he doesn't move the cart I would...

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Who is your favourite character in friends. you can answer why aswell if you want :0) Chandler! I am a mix between him and Ross. I have Ross's goofy-intellectual personality and Chandler's over-the-top antics and knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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What do you see when you look up at the clouds? Clouds.

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Who's your secret crush? Why do you like them? Are you single? Would you ever let them know?WARNING(please don't answer if you know people on here in the real word). I'm not single and happily in a relationship with a wonderful woman. I just wanted to comment about how interesting it is that 75% of the people responding to this question are level 1. Obviously the reason is the nature of the question, but it's truly a welcome breath of fresh air to see different names in the answer box. Too bad few apparently stayed. So congrats Znicest on...

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Why would a married man with kids go back to his wife after a six month separation? The wife cheated on him.. Kids, Love, or Forgiveness. Take your pick, or take any combination of the three.

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Do you consider it acceptable to maintain two (or more) separate romantic relationships, one online and one in "real life"? Or is this cheating? LOL I just read the "Who is your AB boyfriend/girlfriend?" question... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/475408 Of course that question is in jest and fun, but to be serious for one moment: No, it is not acceptable. A relationship (I'm not talking flings or casual meetings - here) is a commitment. And a commitment is not a suggestion. Just because a new and unique way of...

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So I met this guy threw my sister, have not talked on the phone but communicate threw text and myspace. We both have kids. Would it be wrong for us to meet up with our children for the first time at the zoo or somewhere kid friendly Just Friends right now Don't involve kids until things are serious. Kids don't deserve what could well be a revolving door of possible "daddy's." They could get attached when you do not, or vice versa, both which could be devastating for all the kids involved. Don't do it. Live your life and meet guys, but don't put kids in the middle. P.S. This whole deal about this guy...

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Would you rather be stuck talking to someone who disagreed with your views regarding religion or politics? Politics! I am a political junkie! Let's go, any topic! Let me at 'em! C'mon! Let me at 'em!

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Have you ever left things in pockets when washing? I learned my lesson after ruining my school uniform and my scout uniform in back to back months by leaving a pen in my pocket. I have had the habit of carrying around pens in my pocket for years, and after those painful episodes of not only ruining my clothes but other clothes in the same load, I routinely check each and every pocket, every time I do wash. Now not even a penny makes it into...

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What's your biggest pet peeve that you run into while driving? Oh, this really sets me off. Drivers who run up behind you in the passing lane, ride inches from your bumper and flash you with their brights to get you to pull aside. Stupid, idiotic, $*#%@! $&@%! *5 minutes later* Sorry about that, people, I just don't like it when those stupid, $&@&%! $*#%! *30 minutes later* &#@$$! $&@$#! *2 hours later* Okay,...

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What are good ways you can truely express yourself? When you absolutely, positively have to get there overnight. P.S. I am not the guy in the picture.

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Flibble-de-dee, mooka chaka waa? Right here, Jabba. I've been waiting for you. Look, Jabba, next time you want to talk to me, come see me yourself. Don't send one of these twirps. Now, I'll pay you back, plus a little extra - I just need a little more time.

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I think this is the beginning of a beautiful ________ FOX reality show.

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Chocolate covered cherries, or chocolate covered strawberries? Chocolate covered cherries, most definitely!

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Can you live without your parents? Ok, I know you may not be ready for this, but I think it's important for you to know... No, you cannot live without your parents. Remember that story I told you about the storks? Forget that. You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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Squirt or 50/50? I've tried both. Squirt is better, and a little known beverage also.

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Have you answered atleast 1000 questions on AB? THIS IS MY 1,000th ANSWER! (not counting four nonsense answers which were comments I accidentally posted as answers. Some exclusions apply. Results may vary. Offer not available in all states.) CELEBRATION!!!!

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After 156 years of British colonial rule, Hong Kong was returned to what nation in 1997? Yeah, that was China.

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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company? Yah0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 And if you get that, you're awesome.

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I have bought an acre of moon. Am I stupid? Absolutely not! You know, I've got some fine marshfront property in Florida I would love to discuss selling to you...

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Who's house? Hugh Laurie.

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Do you ever have cold feet? Nope.

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Where did you have your first kiss? How old were you? 22 in Washington, DC at night, in the middle of a road in the rain.

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Which would you choose: A stressful job with very high pay or a relaxing job with considerably low pay? Why? I've had the former, went into a deep depression, quit, now I'm trying to convince myself to get the latter but my self-confidence is at an all-time low.

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Would your friends call you the Sassy one, the Smart one, the Sweet one, or the Wild one? Smart or Sweet one.

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Have you ever seen someone on here dr or flag answer that wasn't yours, felt that it was unjustified and wanted to follow the flagger around dr-ing all their questions? Is this a form of trolling? Oh, I've really really wanted to do that to a couple of people. But I recognize that it is trolling so I overcome my anger. The farthest I've gone is when I see an obvious DR without substance I will find their answer on that question or their otherwise most recent answer, DR it and leave a comment.

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Have you ever told yourself "I will be okay"? Several times recently. More and more, I'm starting to not believe myself about that.

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In this Iraq War, are the people of the U.S more pissed with the soldiers or the President and other politicians? Politicians, most definitely. Soldiers don't make the policy, they execute it. And if they don't execute it, they get in trouble. We cannot be mad at our soldiers. They go into harm's way bravely and we cannot fault them for doing so, in fact we should honor them. Unfortunately, many link the soldiers to the unpopular policies as if they were somehow involved in the decision.

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If Alexander Hamilton wouldn't have been assassinated, would he have been President? Interesting that you asked this on the anniversary of the Hamilton-Burr duel. My answer is no, I don't think he would have been president. Historians agree that he was becoming increasingly unstable in his later years and with the death of George Washington, Hamilton was left as de facto leader of the Federalist party which at the time held neither control of the White House nor...

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Would you buy a product containing an RFID? They are everywhere now. It's a fact of modern commerce to have those chips in nearly everything. They are harmless and only for store inventory and security reasons.

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Can I view love as a game? I lost the first time(rejection), so if I keep on playing it, I'll eventually win, right? Love, a game?! Where could you possibly get that idea? The Dating Game Love Connection Blind Date Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? Dismissed Temptation Island Temptation Island 2 The Bachelor ElimiDATE EX-treme Dating Meet My Folks Average Joe The Bachelorette For Love or Money Joe Millionaire Married by America Room Raiders My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé Boy...

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When you stay up late, do you stay busy or just sort of sit there? I hardly ever give in to sleep before utterly collapsing while doing something.

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For all the criticism Voyager gets, isn't it, overall, much less cheesey and much more watchable than TNG? Whoa. Trekkie rule #1, don't diminish one series to grandstand your favorite. They are all equally phenomenal. I do like Voyager though.

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Can anyone tell me what j/k is? just kidding.

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What's a good comeback when someone calls you ugly? *singsong voice* I am rubber, and you are glue! Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

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What are some killer dating tips for women over 40? Don't date killers. *boos from crowd* Hey, when the ball is in the strike zone, you gotta swing!

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Are you in a relationship? sHH! Not so loud. My girlfriend might hear! She hates that word!

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? Honestly I don't know how I ended up here. My first 30 or so contributions were answers in the tax category. I became category expert in all tax categories in 48 hours as a level 2. Then I branched out and started answering all kinds of questions. I can only conjecture that I ended up here by doing a search about some tax issue and finding someone's unanswered tax question....

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U are married and u discover that u are still in love with u r ex, what would u do about it . Funny you spell "you" as "u" but you don't spell "ex" as "x."

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Is it wrong to have a extra martial affair after marriage just for kicks even when u are happy with your current marriage . Have an affair when you are happy with your marriage? Just for kicks?!?! I think I've picked myself a catchphrase for tonight... DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! Are you an idiot?! Ok, first things will get unhappy in your marriage really quickly because you want to do something like CHEAT ON YOUR SPOUSE. Second... just for kicks... oh no here I go again... DOES NOT COMPUTE!...

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Are you a good girl or a bad girl? You know, all of these other realizations I have made on AB are fine. I find out from these questions that I'm apparently a parent, grandparent, married, divorced, I'm 14, 29, 40, and a half-dozen other ages, all well and dandy. But a GIRL?! This I will not accept! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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What do you think is more intimate, kissing or having sex? Since the second includes the first, then I will go with sex.

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If you work in a factory where money is made, can you shove some in your pocket or are you being watched? It's called pocketless clothing. My homies at the BEP are down on that. My God, I used the word "homie."

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If you smoke, ejaculated before intercourse used a spermicidal lubricated condom and it broke, what are the chances of pregnancy? Considering you are male, the chances of you becoming pregnant are zero. They make tests for a reason. We are not crystal ball readers here.

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OK, What are my choices? You can keep the money, or you can take what is behind the curtain, or take what is in the box sitting next to me.

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What is absurd, asinine, brainless, childish, childlike, crazy, cuckoo, daft, dazed, dumb, fatuous, foolish, foppish, frivolous, funny, goofy, harebrained, idiotic, imbecile, inane, irrational, loopy, ludicrous, pointless, preposterous, ridiculous? What is love? Thanks Alex, let's keep going in the category, I'll take Word Association for $1600.

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If I always lie, and I tell you that I am about to lie about my next statement, am I now telling the truth? DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT...

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If you had the choice to live a great and powerful life, but not know anyone in your current life, would you choose it? I've thought about story ideas (not that I'm a writer but every now and again I get on a creative writing kick) that involve a time-traveler whose existence in the timeline must be eliminated to allow him to freely move and affect the past. It's certainly an intriguing concept. Would I choose it for me? I don't know.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of Pennsylvania? My home state that I love dearly. I was born here, lived in three different Pennsylvania cities over my 25 years here, and have never moved out of the state. Today, I live in Scranton, PA, proud home of "The Office." We are ecstatic here that members of the TV show won our Children's Advocacy Center $50,000 on Celebrity Family Feud last Tuesday night.

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I am in lust with my accountant who is also my boyfriends good friend. I want to break up with my boyfriend of 6 months to sleep with him. Is that wrong? FIST PUMP FOR ACCOUNTANTS EVERYWHERE! WHO SAID WE AREN'T EXCITING?! Ok, now that that's out of the way, let's get serious. And let's recap. You want to: A) Break up a committed relationship B) For a sexual fling C) With a guy who is the good friend of your boyfriend The short answer to your question is YES, that is wrong. In fact, those three facts scream...

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Do you think its stupid to get someones name tattooed on you Unless it's a blood-relative (and I'm not talking spouse!), I do think it's stupid. But don't take it from me. [This is Angelina Jolie's Asian dragon tattoo with the name of her second husband Billy Bob Thornton above it (added later). She had it removed after they broke up. In an interview during the time of the tattoo removal procedure she said: ...

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What are three people that make you laugh? "That Guy With the Glasses" (www.thatguywiththeglasses.com) - best known for his 5-second movies and "Nostalgia Critic" videos (where he makes fun of elements of 80's-Today's pop culture. Emerging comic and absolutely hilarious. The first video below is actually a sketch involving him and Cheerios which is utterly hilarious. "The Angry Video Game...

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Redbull "gives you wiings"...but if Redbull gave you "red wiings", would you drink more of it? I hate the Red Wings. I wanted Pittsburgh to win this year.

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Will the world really end in 2012...seems the date is forever being postponed everytime the given one comes and nothing happen? It's all a scam put on by the dairy farmers. When we have small snowstorms here, people think its the end of the world and go buy out all of the bread and milk in town. So it follows that in a real end of the world scenario people would also rush to the stores to buy bread and milk. Indeed, if they didn't, that would make me realize that this is a serious threat!

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I don't want my daughter dating white men. How do I prevent that? Their culture/religion is different and I want to keep her in our own. How to convince her of this? Before I answer this question I want to tell a story. This story involves two good friends of mine, who dislike one another. In fact, this dislike goes so far back that neither one of them remember how it began. But both are too prideful to give up the fight. I was sitting with one of these friends last weekend, and she proceeded to tell me her feelings about my other friend. She said:...

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Do you like ginger hair? "Ginger" hair? *shakes head* I have red hair and love it.

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Google my name, What do you find? Google Maps! The only result listed! "True Church of Christ for Sinners Only" (*laughs*) 374 Mill Swamp Road, Edgewater, MD - (410) 370-1839‎ Description: True Church of Christ for Sinners Only is located in Edgewater, Maryland just outside of the Washington, D.C. metropolitan area. If I made the trip? 238 miles: 4 hours, 7 minutes.

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Are you bigger than Jesus? Well, considering Jesus was born 2000 years ago, one must consider the steady progression of average height over the past two millennia. Therefore, ... you know what? I'll let someone else explain.

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Do you have a yearly parade in your hometown?If so, what is the occasion? St. Patrick's Day Parade. Never held on St. Patrick's Day either, even if it falls on the traditional Saturday. We just call it "Parade Day" here. It's just a day of drunken debauchery here in Scranton, PA.

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I'm feeling kind of lonely, I'm feeling kind of blue: Can anyone give me an idea as to what I should do? Speak in rhyme? Shoot, I guess that didn't work for ya.

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Do you have anything from another country in your house... something that someone brought to you, not that you bought in a store..? Indeed I do! A chessboard and chess pieces handmade... in Iran. Sent from my friend who just completed her tour in Afghanistan with the Air Force.

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Are you ignoring me? Well, I must be. But then I'm answering your question. Ponder that paradox.

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Why is it such a social faux pas for men to wear thong underwear? As a man, I find that it is extremely comfortable. Women however, all will argue that there is something wrong with this. Some guys wear thongs outside of the pool? That's news to me. And I'm 25.

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Where were you in 1962 fall of the year? A gleam in my prepubescent father's eyes.

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How high do you think you can count without forgetting where you were or falling asleep? Well, I don't know, but to try to fall asleep on Saturday night I calculated powers of 2 in my head. I wrote down the farthest I made before I gave up as it was only agitating my mind instead of relaxing it. I just checked it and I was correct. 8,388,608... 2 to the 23rd power.

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Why is it that just when you stop constantly thinking of someone you miss, you end up having a dream about them and then the cycle starts again? That is what is called a "vicious cycle."

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a 'ladder'? Donkey Kong!

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What comes to mind when i say "red"? My hair.

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Does it mean anything when my girlfriend rubs my ears while kissing? She might be doing something that turns her on, but most likely she thinks it turns you on. I like it and many guys do. If you're not getting anything from the experience, then just tell her so.

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Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth? Have you cheated on your partner? Never have.

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What would you do on Deal or No Deal if the two remaining briefcases contained $200,000 and 50 cents? I think I would walk with the safe $90,000-100,000 offer.

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If you went on who wants to be a millionaire how far do you think you would get? I think I could make it to $32,000. But I would have exhausted my lifelines. I'd then have a 1 in 4 shot of netting $64,000 with my free guess, and if I got it, then I would listen to the $125,000 question and probably walk if I wasn't 100% confident of the answer.

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Would you consider your life to be a comedy or a drama? Drama. 100% definitely. At least right now.

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What kind of movie would you like to go to if you were out on a first date with someone? Comedy, Drama, Action, Psychological thriller, Anything foreign, Something sexy? Political thriller because my date would definitely be interested in politics... else I wouldn't date her!

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Who needs a Doctor in the building when we have Nursey!♥ Help me congrats this Chickybabe for reaching a fever of 102 on Maestro? She deserves it! :D Nursey's got the Maestro level... AND an animated avatar! That's the first one I've seen that works! Congrats Nursey on both accomplishments!

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Our very own Galeanda is now....a Genius! Will you join me in congratulating her? I thought she was a brand new Genius!!! Um... I mean... she's always BEEN a genius... (*removes foot from mouth*) CONGRATS Galeanda!

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Is there a commandment saying that you have to be nice? Indeed, if you are Christian. At the Last Supper, Jesus gave what is widely referred to as the "New Commandment." It is documented in John's Gospel: The New Commandment "A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to...

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What is the main cause of dizziness? Recounts

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What is something you can't wait for? Being happy once again.

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Have you ever met someone and felt like you've known them forever? Yes. And a month or so later, when they hurt you, it becomes tougher to bear than if a longtime friend had done it.

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What color is a"regular" Wisconsin license plate? Straight from the Wisconsin DoT: EDIT: Problems with picture forced me to try another image. This image I personally modified to obscure the original plate (in case it's illegal to post a photo of it, even though I obtained it from another website). And I'm still having problems. If someone can comment if they can see the full plate or not in the photo I would appreciate it....

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I thought I'm The Troll, but why is it that I've been receiving downrates like there's no tomorrow for expressing myself? Haha... "before they were stars" Doggie S - Formerly THE TROLL: An "E! True Hollywood Story"

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Okay, I am a divorced man. My wife was going out on me and couldn't take being married any longer. I don't know maybe her conscience got the best of her or something. Anyways she filed for divorce now if I remarry is that Adultry? Well, first of all, you can't legally remarry until the divorce is final. You say you are a divorced man but then you say your wife filed for divorce. I'm guessing that she filed and it has since been made final? If that's true and you are indeed divorced from your spouse, then let's talk about moral implications. Some religions are more strict than others when it...

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When someone asks how you are, do you tell the truth? or just say good? I usually just say good.

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What would you do with $400,000,000? Don't tell me there's a $400MM jackpot up for grabs?! Where do I need to drive to to buy a ticket??? LOL j/k...

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi then Cherry Coke

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What does it mean when someone stops saying "I love you'"and will not spend the night but still wants to see you? Don't try to mind read. ASK her what it means. The end of many relationships is poor communication, and the beginning of poor communication is the thought that you can assume how your s/o is feeling about things.

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How many of you hate it when a question or an answer has misspelled words or improper grammar? I hate it when it is egregiously wrong or uses that horrible technique called "textspeak." U would h8 it 2 if ppl did that 2 U.

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I am a bisexual girl and my old boyfriend broke up with me because of it This isn't Jeopardy! If you don't phrase your question in the form of a question, then I have to phrase my answer in the form of a question. As in: "What is your question?"

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Who would win...Spock or Tuvok? Tuvok! You see more of his inner emotion (read: rage) from Voyager than we've seen Spock's ever, even from Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Also being 100% Vulcan would help Tuvok kick the mental crap out of Spock with his only 50% Vulcan heritage.

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What's the worst thing to say to your boss when she/he is in a bad mood? "I know I just got scaled up last month, but I want another pay raise."

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How do you forgive your girlfriend if she cheats on you? "I forgive you."

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I can't stand belly button piercings, but my girlfriend really wants one. What can I tell her to make her not want one any more? "How much to not get a belly button piercing?" P.S. Be prepared to pay up. Most ATM's only allow you $300 at a time, so you might want to plan this weeks in advance.

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Has anyone here ever found or been found by a long lost friend via the internet? I would love to hear your stories! I looked up a good half-dozen friends from elementary school - I moved from there in 6th grade.

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Should 13 year olds wear thongs? Should 13 year-olds have sex? The answer is the same.

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IPod or iPhone? iPhone encapsulates the features of the iPod. Ergo, I choose iPhone.

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Do you have more or fewer than 10 pairs of pants? More than 10. Black Suit Black Suit Alternate Brown Suit Khaki Dockers Khaki Dockers that don't fit Brown Dockers Black Dockers Jeans too wide Jeans too tight Jeans too short Jeans hole in the butt Jeans torn at the ankle Nylon Warm-ups Sweatpants too short Cotton PJ's

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What's your favorite word that starts with "ho"? My last name.

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My wife is very critical, always finding fault. Comedians seem to suggest that that's pretty typical, just the way wives are. Is that true? There's a lot of people to choose from when it comes to obtaining advice. For marriage advice, there's so many options. Psychologists, professors, parents, friends, clergy, marriage counselors... just to name a few. COMEDIANS? Really?

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Who wants to give me Points? I don't. -4 to offset previous points. Asking for points is against the AB terms of use. Earn the points, it's so much more fun!

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Can anybody give me 3 quick points and i would return the favor How's -4? Asking for points is against the AB terms of service.

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Eveytime I ask you for a little_____, your turn right around and ask me for some_____? fill in the blank question / a little more thought and creativity in question asking

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Dinner or movie? Dinner! Movies are so impersonal...

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If I say, "Stupid_______!", what comes to your mind immediately? FILL IN THE BLANK QUESTION!

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I wanna become girlfriend of him.He is ten years older than I. But he said,"He not rady get to girlfriend yet"and "I'm good friend now for him"said too. That mean"NO"?? And He spend time with me almost 2month every weekend.Why?What should I do? Get hooked on phonics. -4 and FLAGGED as nonsense.

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Look at the mess you've made. Just what do you have to say for yourself? Now look here! I spent the last two hours trying to figure out why the freezer isn't freezing. You were the one who decided to go to Aldi's and buy out the meat department. If it spoils, it's totally on you. Well, that's at least how I would respond to my roommate if he asked me that question right now.

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Have you ever signed out to ask a question anonymously? I did once. It was a particularly personal question.

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What has been the longest conversation you've had with your s/o, b/f or g/f or regular friend? 6 hours in my very first conversation with the girlfriend I would be with for the next 8 months.

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Do you have a beach ball? Nope. Can't remember the last time I saw one either.

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What do you wear to bed? boxer briefs typically

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Donkey"? Poker

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Im thinking of a number between 1 and 200. What is it? 57

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Turn on the T.V. nearset you what channel is it on? Sci-Fi Network, and their annual Fourth of July "Twilight Zone" Marathon!!!

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wile E. Coyote"? Smoke poof!

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First thing that comes to mind when i say dirty? Mud

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Do you sometimes take things too literally? No but I read into things too much.

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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Jason Alexander!

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Is there something or someone that you are afraid of losing? I just lost her. She just left my place 5 minutes ago having dropped off my things.

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Cinnamon is the only thing that changes the taste of _____ . fill in the blank questions. Oh wait, it doesn't. They still suck.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "tonight"? "Waiting for tonight! Oh-Oh-Oh!"

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If you saw yourself at a club or a bar, would you flirt with yourself? I don't swing that way.

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Wow !! Did you ever act like a disgusting internet perv just to get someone off your leg? Like if they start asking personal questions about gender and location, do you use that reverse approach and act all pervy to scare them off? I don't know. In the age of "To Catch a Predator," I would think Chris Hansen will just show up in my bedroom. Hansen: "Whatcha doin' 'ere????"

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The genital source of the feet FLAGGED as nonsense. Let's get words that make sense next to one another and ending with a question mark... is that really so much to ask these days? Apparently it is.

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What can you do to make yourself sick? Go in for your final exam and fail it. Oh, you want to get sick BEFORE the test...

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Does the Second Amendment need to be adjusted since Americans no longer own muskets or flintlock pistols? No. As a moderate-to-liberal person formerly a hard-line conservative (having been on both sides of the aisle) I find it interesting that these loose constructionists are looking to be strict constructionists on the parts of the Constitution they don't like. If they are, why do they hate Scalia so much? As to the legal basis, while the amendment does mention "militia" and...

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I like this guy and he says he likes me but when i asked him out he said "uh.idk what does this mean? It means you are a textspeak addict and it does not become you.

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IlIlIlIlIlIlIIlIlIllIlIlIllIlIlIIlIl, how many I's and L's are in this question? Interestingly enough, 18 of each. Now I didn't figure out this way, but when I clicked on the question to answer it (after I had already figured it out), the top bar of the browser showed the I's in a different font that has the crossbars.

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Leave the lies to the ______? golfers Wow, I just realized that has a dual meaning!

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Do you prefer fast food at the drivethrough window or a correct order? Oh, I always check. I have gotten wrong orders two out of the last three drive thrus, and I instantly look and I instantly called them on it, while I was still sitting at the window. If it's lunch hour and everyone's waiting, I will drive up one car length, put it in park then check. Haven't had to run in and fix it, but oh, I would! 15 seconds of your time means you can...

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It is midnight, do you know where your heart is? Broken. 24 hours after a breakup.

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What are some good sci-fi books you've read? Harry Potter!

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What are some good sci-fi books you've read? Harry Potter!

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What would your version of the Viva Viagra song sound like? My favorite place is Poor Richard's Pub, I go there all the time; For years I sat on that bar stool and watched the girls walk by; They called me creepy but I'm still young - a youthful 85; I asked one if she wanted to come home and that's when she slapped me - She said "Get out of here you creepy goon!" and the bouncer kicked me out. And that's when...

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Which name is better: Anna or Mary? Anna... Mary is overused. Or worse... "was" overused.

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If you had the opportunity to immunise yourself against any aspect of life! what would you choose to be immun to? anxiety

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What is the one thing you DO NOT tolerate in a relationship? Being disingenuous to me or others.

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I love my life do you love yours? No.

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What word do you wish people used more often? antidisestablishmentarianism

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Have you ever used brass knuckles? Nope, never worn them either.

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When I say "beach" what comes to mind? a beach chair.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of New Hampshire? The nation's first primary. And only state with no seatbelt law - a comedian pointed out the ironic significance of the state slogan "Live Free or Die" - emblazoned on every license plate.

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Does something become more awesome if you place a "Super" in front of it? SUPER no.

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Jedi light saber or Federation issued phaser, which would you rather have in a fight against the other? You are highly skilled in both. Phaser. So many practical and combat uses. Includes a wide dispersal option so that accuracy can be sacrificed without a comparable sacrifice in effectiveness. Plus there's overload, but that's a one shot deal, after that you have no phaser, and the other guy still has the lightsaber, so that should be used only in an emergency.

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What are your thoughts on a father having naked baths with his five year old daughter? Is it that she's not comfortable taking baths on her own or that this is an occasional thing? If it's the former, it may be understandable as an method of instructing the daughter how to take a bath on her own. But that should be the purpose, and honestly a father can do this fully clothed next to the bathtub. If it's the latter, meaning she already knows how to take a bath on...

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Does anyone find the "small talk" that news anchors make to be awkward/fake? Totally pretending like they care. Also they're pretending like their faces are real. They're all botoxed. Especially the women. They can't feel their faces.

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It's Grab Bag Monday at the AB Drive In Theater! Today's subject is: Favorite Voices. Will you drop by and share a clip of a celebrity that you like to hear speak? Any politician, and Keith Olbermann! Here's Keith Olbermann's "Highlight Reel" of the "Primary Campain" (sic)! Even if you don't like Countdown or think Keith Olbermann is too biased for your tastes, you will enjoy this piece, which is almost completely composed of clips of the candidates themselves.

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CNN, FOX, ABC, CBS, CNBC, NBC, MSNBC, - Which one in better? Any one ending in -NBC. I have MSNBC on every day, all day.

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Fill in the blank....I think I am ___________. tired of fill in the blank questions.

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I'm having a pizza party, what's your order please? Meat Lovers!

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Itsy witsy teeny weeny ..................... yellow polka-dot bikini...

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I just ate too much ice cream and now I'm freezing; it was Blue Bunny brand. Am I pregnant? I think we should add a category for fake "Am I pregnant questions." They are much more enjoyable than the real thing. FDA may be issuing a recall shortly based upon your experience.

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What first comes to mind: "CC"? CiCi's Pizza!

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What do chicks want from a guy? Warmth, food, shelter. They can receive these from women also. I personally recommend an incubator for the early days. Farmers, Tyson foods and some school teachers have experience raising chicks. When they grow up, they can provide eggs for breakfast. Or more chicks. PETA might downrate me if I told you another way to use them. But, it's oh so good.

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Is your life based on a true story? Truth can be stranger than fiction. In my case, it certainly is.

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Is matthew a good name for a boy? I would hope so. That's my name. Shh, don't tell anyone I'm not really Alex P. Keaton...

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Is it true a marriage can be rebuilt stronger after an affair? Well, ANYTHING's possible with relationships. But trust in any case where it's been betrayed takes a LONG time to rebuild. There's a lot of tears, pain, work and anxiety involved to do that, and I wouldn't blame someone who decided to start anew rather than try to rebuild.

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Are you a heavy hitter in here or do you just quietly go about your business in here? I try to be memorable, but I'm no superbagger.

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When you walked away from your computer the last time what did you go and do? Played a game of poker (played for free) at a pub downtown. I was the first one out of the game, so I am back to Answerbag.

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If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of? Storks

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And now may I introduce our newest Guru?...................PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Our sweetest ,SWEET T............!!!!!!!!!!!Congratulations my friend!{{{{{HUG}}}}}}} Congrats, Sweet T!

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FREUDIAN SLIP : With no offense intended, I've flagged this question. I can live with fill-in-the-blank, but with this I think you can provide a little extra guidance for what you're looking for and that would increase its value to you and to other ABers. FLAGGED as nonsense.

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Why did you just jump out of the closet and scare me? Why are YOU accusing ME of coming out of the closet?

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What do vampires do when they find out their victim had AIDS? Disclose said fact to future victims.

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Homer Simpson vs. Cookie Monster? C is for Crazy

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Ronald McDonald vs. Jack? McSmackdown.

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In a large field surrounded by thick forest I could hear noises in the woods and was scared I stayed to see what they were A decrepit white and gray horse emerges and gallops past me another follows I turn around, they are standing like huma No question, FLAGGED as nonsense. -4 Please, in the future, READ your question before submitting it. You also have the opportunity to edit your question for a very short period after asking it, by viewing the question and clicking on the [Edit] that appears after the question (when edit is available, for a few moments only).

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Why is what we do more powerful than what we say? Because actions speak louder than words, of course!

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What's the first film/role that comes to your mind for James/Jimmy Stewart? Senator Smith from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington!

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What did the last text message you recieved say? Text me another time then

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Was Charles really ever in charge? Indeed!

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Are you a person who plans everything in life, or do you just let it happen? I'm "plan" - my girlfriend is "go with the flow." This has led to a couple of arguments.

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DId I go up a level and gain over a hundred points despite being stalked and downrated by a bunch of republicans/conservatives? (see avatar for dick to place in your mouth) You think you're funny with your little play on words in parentheses. Well, chew on a big fat -4 for that display. FLAGGED as offensive.

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for the Beach Boys? Well, if it were first "thing" to come to mind it would be their appearance on "Full House." California Girls.

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If you asked someone to be in your wedding a year ago and had a falling out with them, would you have the right to ask them to step down from the wedding party? Keep in mind it is YOUR wedding. If they are going to make you unhappy on your big day you not only have a right but also a responsibility.

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Kamehameha or Hadouken? Kamasutra or Suduko? Wow, that's a genuine toughie. I'll get back to you on that one.

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When I say "macaroni" what do you think of first? It's "Yankee Doodle" in front, "Cheese" in pursuit and "Blue Boxes" in third as they round the turn! Yankee Doodle, Cheese and Blue Boxes! Yankee Doodle, Cheese and Blue Boxes in the home stretch!! Cheese has jumped to the outside, Yankee Doodle, Cheese and Blue Boxes! Cheese, gaining on Yankee Doodle now! 50 yards to the finish! Cheese, Yankee Doodle,...

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Is it weird to be 22 and never been kissed? No. I was once 22 having never been kissed. I graduated college having never been kissed. But I've had girlfriends since and I apparently was not worse for lack of practice - I have been told that I am a great kisser. So I didn't miss any boat. Better to wait for the right one than settle on anyone. That's what I did, and it worked for me.

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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there? Ouch. Your misspelling of "poll" is highly unfortunate in context... Straight.

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Have you ever built a boat in your basement and then not been able to get it out? No, but one of the most bizarre sights I have ever seen was a neo-conservative friend of mine drinking beer in an inflated raft ... watching Bill O'Reilly ... in his dorm room. No wonder the liberal agenda grew on me during college. Either that or the Jesuits. Yeah, it was the Jesuits.

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"In myths we find clues to our potential spiritual life" do you agree with this? There is always a glimpse of the eternal in the etheral.

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What do you think of when I say "July 4"? Independence Day, of course!

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What do you think would really happen if we could achieve world peace? war

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When was your champagne Birthday? (One's champagne birthday, also called a golden birthday, is the day when the age someone is turns the same as the day in the month they're was born, someone born on January 31st would celebrate their golden bday when 31) 1994.

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If you had a wanted poster, with your picture on it, how much would the reward be for? Chris, this question is awfully scary. I was going to ask - "If you had a bounty on your head, how much would it be for?" about 1 hour ago. Why didn't I ask it? Because I had a funny answer I would have rather given for it. $1.99 Seriously, Chris. Get out of my head.

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Why do the LEAST attractive young males think the LOUDEST car exhausts will attract females? Is that a perverted way of SHOWING OFF? It's often about making up for what you don't have. No looks that draw stares? How about a loud car?

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Are you a slut? I think by definition I can't be. I have a Y chromosome.

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Which TV commercials are currently getting on your nerves? Ok, I have been annoyed with certain commercials in the past, but only two produce a compulsion in me forcing me to change the channel or station. 1) FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM. I want to find that compact car and personally throw it into a scrap yard's compacter. Or take the actress that plays the old lady who scowls at the seafood shack and dump a 5-gallon bucket of tartar sauce on...

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What did you do before tagless clothes? I wore tagged clothes.

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Are there trekkies here? Beam me up.

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Could you date or marry someone that dated or was married to your child? No. Categorically.

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Recently i stayed in a hotel in California which says they are 5 miles from the airport, but actually it is 6 miles. Can i sue this hotel for the false advertisement? Maybe it's 6 miles by road but 5 as the crow flies. While that wouldn't be practical, it would make the ad technically correct.

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Do Romulans have green blood too? Yes, they are a long-lost relative of the Vulcans.

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Who would win, Captian Janeway, or Captian Kirk? Oh, Janeway, by far. If Kirk had gotten stranded in the Delta Quadrant he would have stopped at the first unpopulated M-Class world and populate it with all of the female crew. Besides, Janeway has the Intrepid-class Voyager. Kirk's arthritic Constitution-class ship couldn't have stood a chance against the superior fire and staying power. Even with his all-star crew.

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Who would win – a T. Rex or a squad (10-12 men) of U.S. infantry? Let's look at the tale of the tape: T-Rex: Lethal at 25 yards M16A4 Rifle: Lethal at 600 yards And that's just the standard issue bag of tricks. I'm going with the military.

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What changes after marriage? 1040 Filing Status

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Is your birthday on 5th July? Nope!

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What goes up _______ must come down ©2008 Captain Obvious, Inc.

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How old will you be in 2010? 27

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Do men become gay friendly after 50? Missed the word "friendly" on the first read... LOL!

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What comes to your mind when I say "girls"? BabySitter's Club??? Where the heck did THAT come from in my head?

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TV Theme Song Game: Answer this question with a line or two from a TV hit song, and see how fast someone can tell you either the name of the song, or the TV Show, or both. (No "la-la-la's" or "Bo-do-di-o's" ONLY! ;-) ) "He awoke to find himself trapped in the past..." Not a theme song, but this speech in a form or another was played before the instrumental theme song during the TV series.

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Is salt bitter? Is water wet? So I went to a restaurant with my girlfriend and got one of those spaghetti plates for two. We recreated the scene from the movie about the dogs in love and got one piece of spaghetti. She told me to close my eyes so I did, and I ate the string of spaghetti, but apparently I forgot that she was eating the spaghetti too, so I kept chomping until I bitter. Totally untrue,...

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IF you had no choice but to choose between politics and crime what would you choose? Politics of course! Don't you know? I've been destined to be a US Senator since I was 2 years old!

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What random gibberish words can you think of that sound cute? random

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Media - you like it or hate it? I love the news. I am a political junkie and can't get enough of it. My heart broke when Tim Russert passed away.

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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life? A picture is worth a thousand words:

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say ohio? Round on the ends and high in the middle. Or, as one basketball announcer flubbed it: "What's round in the middle and high on the ends???"

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I want to change my AB name but I still want 'Princess' in it...suggestions? Princess Amnesia

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How can i hint that i like her? Just tell her! Girls and guys alike are NOT mind readers!

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I found out my girlfriend cheated by searching her phone and email. She said I invaded her privacy, but never admitted to cheating. Which one of us is wrong? I wholly disagree with the sentiment being expressed among certain ABers that you are "both wrong." Without qualification, that's like saying the pickpocket is equally as evil as a serial killer. On the scale of wrongness in relationships, violating her civil liberties is like a 3, and her cheating on you is a 10. And, I would hope that you had some reason to doubt her trust...

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What makes it hard for you to breath? Altitude Water Space Good food

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? "Man, could you hurry up already? I gotta pee!"

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What is a 24 hour phone number to talk to someone if you are sad or lonely? 1-800-273-TALK. This is a depression hotline number.

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What comes to your mind when you hear the word,"Jenny"? 867-5309

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So now I'm out of Guinness...what do I do? Oh Guinness, my goodness... Oh goodness, my Guinness.

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Do you know of any twins? My dad is a twin - fraternal, though, not identical. He's five minutes older than his brother.

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As the President of Sillyville, do you know my approval or disapproval rating? Obviously it would be pi*(1764*monkeys)%

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A man drove 50 miles at 25miles/hr. he drove back @ 50 miles/hr . what was his avg. speed for the trip Do your own homework, but since you share your name with a family member, I will give you your answer. 33.3 mph 1st hour: 25 mph - 25 mi total traveled 2nd hour: 25 mph - 50 mi total traveled, reached destination Turns around: 3rd hour: 50 mph - 100 mi total traveled, reached destination 100 mi/3 hours = 33.3 mph average

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Do you ever bring Lysol to a hotel? No, but now I'm considering it.

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Who is Batman's greatest enemy? Cancellation

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Does Senator Obama believe in America? Is water wet?

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What is your opinion of the best RPG game ever? I think it's great.

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Is there an answer to life? 47

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I went to a boxing match and a hockey game broke out... LOL @ question & @ Kevisaurus: "What the puck!" However, I can rationally see this happening. Take boxers Add blows to the head generously Sprinkle with cocaine Set for 30 minutes in Canada Serve on ice

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The Gumby show or Mr Bill? I loved Gumby as a kid. I have no idea who Mr. Bill is besides one of the little bullets that flies slowly across the screen in Mario.

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What do old hippies do in their spare time? Run this country.

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Do you have a tendency to over analyze things? Way too much. Why DID you ask this question anyway???

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Whats a good name for a 2-headed baby? Hillary Clinton. Oh, I thought two-FACED GIRL... How about Charlie? Charlie Charlie Brown Character in Peanuts Peanut One shell, two nuts... Play me out, Schroeder! *Peanuts theme*

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Are you lovestoned? Love what?

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Guys: When you were young, did you want to look at magazines like Playboy? Not really. Then again I got my growth spurt during college.

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You get an email from a good friend. It reads, "I found out some things about you and it makes me wish I never knew you." What would you think? Would you assume these things must be lies, like i have? Sara, those last three words tell me that this isn't some random hypothetical but a real situation you have been placed in. If I was in your situation, well I'd be very anxious. You can probably rest assured you're handling this situation better than I ever would. But I'm well known for giving the best advice I don't take myself, so let me try to help you here. ...

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If you have any questions about me or any of my questions and answers then call me at 1-800-291-2823. Thank you. Ok, Nestle Treasures! -4

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My girlfriend got a job offer in Dubai working at a hotel. It is a 2-year contract & I would not be able to visit her nor would she be able to leave the country. She wants to know how I will feel...What should I say? I won't be able to see her for 2 years Couldn't you go and stay in the hotel? Or visit her?

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Your version is Gone with the ...? Fill in the blank questions?

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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old? Sorry, no. When the girl reaches the age of consent, the matter changes, but in this case and in all others similar, it's not right.

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Men: do you prefer women in makeup or no? What's 'just right' in your mind? I could care less, however, I'm not one to pursue the "girly girls." I want intelligence, personality and THEN physical attraction. If you don't have the first two, you won't get to the good looks gate. I don't put that much stock in physical attractiveness because that can change with time. My high school crush looks entirely different now than when I knew her...

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Why are some guys against condoms, but have no problem with the girl having birth control? Do they feel less of a man with some rubber on their tool? Or do they feel it is the women's job to be safe? Actually it is very likely a selfish concept from the guy as a guy feels more sensation from sex without the condom. Of course, he's willing to sacrifice 99% contraception for the woman to achieve that. How sweet of him, right? It's complete and utter BS that it's the woman's responsibility to be safe. It's the responsibility of both to be safe.

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An Anniversary is a date on which an event took place - Hitting the year mark is the day before that - right? I think thinking of a moment in time is a little more effective than thinking about a calendar date, which is generalized for birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Think about it this way: A anniversary marks a moment in time. An anniversary of a birth is a birthday. Let's go a little deeper into the concept of the birthday. My birthday is May 11. But let's say I was born at 4AM. A...

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Why did you just take my seat? *licks it* I'm sorry, you can have it back now. Oh, you don't want it anymore?

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What is the best gadget ever made? Inspector Gadget, of course!

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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"? Forty

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Trekkies, can we use the space time continuum to transport replicators so they will already be here, and much more advanced? Prime Directive and Temporal Prime Directive apply here. Captain Braxton is coming to kick your ass.

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Ladies and gentleman, would you please join me in wishing Mr. Keithold a Happy Birthday? In the keithold spirit: G'day Chris, Thank you for your question. Happy birthday keithold! Regards!

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Psychological responses. Read the word the person posted before you and then post the next word that comes to mind... First word is... "Think" Clean

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Are you a skywatcher? Better watch out - this has been simulated and reliable experiments (i.e. The Sims 2) suggest that you become highly susceptible to falling satellites.

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What would Knock Your Socks Off? A conspiracy to get rid of the Red Sox.

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Ideally, if you could have a second home anywhere in the world, where would it be? 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington, DC

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What is a bad reason for breaking up with someone? "You didn't hit the powerball this week." "You guessed wrong on final jeopardy! when we were watching it over dinner and your ignorance embarrassed me in front of my friends." "You like Pepsi and I like Coke. I just don't think it's a love connection if you don't like Coke." "You listen too much."

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HOW DO U GROW A BIGGER BUTT? My girlfriend contributes: "Butt pads. Wonderbra for the butt." Laughing at some of the answers for this one! ROTFL!

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______ gets me excited! POLITICS! TAXES! ANSWERBAG!

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Who should be the new host of 'Meet The Press'? I think Chuck Todd. I wrote an article on Newsvine about this very selection and why Chuck makes sense to be the next moderator: mattispolitics.newsvine.com I spent 3 hours last night writing the article and then the site told me that since I was new my article would basically be placed in a corner of newsvine until I gain experience (when it's no longer relevant). So please...

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Do you think Chris Matthews is the right replacement for the late Tim Russert? I wrote an article on this very issue on my newsvine account: http://mattispolitics.newsvine.com/ I really like Chris Matthews but I think his partisan views have caused him to fall out of touch with his more nonpartisan style before this election. This election, he has not only alienated Republicans, but also Hillary democrats, meaning a good 75% of base viewers might have something...

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If you spelled your name backwards would it actually make a word? Nope.

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The Yangchuanosaurus mates with a Compsognathus and the two produce a ____________? dinosaur

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Which has taken you further in life; your confidence or your actual skills? Actual skills. My confidence has taken me backward in life.

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Can you name five countries in Africa off the top of your head? Zimbabwe, Liberia, Zambia, Congo, Egypt,

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What one thing (modern convenience) could you not live without? Electricity.

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Do you need to shave? Yes, been about 3 days. I'm long overdue.

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What is really good to know? Me, of course! Free tax prep for friends since 2003!

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Is it true that jahova Witness don't pay taxes? In one sense, YES - LEGALLY! I will get to that in a second. However, Jehovah's Witnesses are required to pay tax on their income. They must file a 1040 just like we do. So what is the tax they can get relief from? FICA (social security and medicare) taxes! The 7.65% of your wages you don't even see because it's taken from your money before you get your paycheck! (Your...

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Do you call them "husband" or "boyfriend" pillows? Glad to see my answer spawned another question - of course you know my answer: husband!

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My boyfriend won't ever stop playing video games. He doesn't even notice when I'm home and when I'm gone. I'm fed up. Should I dump him? Answer: play video games with him - then everyone's happy! Seriously, though, you should have a talk with him about it. Tell him it's bothering you that he seems more interested in the games sometimes than you. That it is SERIOUSLY bothering you. People, guys especially, are not mind readers. You shouldn't break up with him because he plays video games all the time. You...

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Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality assessment, and what was, or is, your "type"? (Introvert/Extrovert; Sensing/Intuition; Thinking/Feeling; and Judging/Perceiving.) INTJ - the "Mastermind" or "Philosopher" - apparently a good half dozen plus presidents have been INTJ's, but we're the rarest type (1-2 percent of the population)!

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How many pillows are on your bed? Three + a "husband" style pillow (not for sleeping) - so four!

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When was the last time you saw your Mom? About 2 weeks ago.

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If I say lesbian what do you think of? woman

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Why do people carry wallets in their back pockets? Wouldn't that just make them easier to steal and lumpy when you sit down? I've never carried my wallet in my back pocket; my dad always has. I do carry a thick wallet but I can't imagine any sort of uncomfortable lump when I sit.

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What pops into your heads when you hear the number 33? Quite simply the number "3" twice...

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If you lost your wallet today, how much cash would you be going without? $40. Until 2PM today it would have been $640.

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Do you at times enjoy "playing the devil's advocate" (debating for the fun of it)? I was educated by the Jesuits and I had a professor of philosophy, a Jesuit priest in fact, who was king of playing both sides. No matter what you said he had a perfect comeback. All of his classes were debate-style, where he would talk about a philosophical concept for a few minutes and then bring up real-world cases on hot-button issues for the remainder of the class. It inspired me to...

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Do you think it is OK To go to a bar and drink non alcoholic Beverages? All designated drivers SHOULD do that! Also, I never go to a bar for the beer (or liquor). I go for the company. Good company will appreciate you and not your beverage.

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say, "Mow the lawn"? the lawn

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Are there an abundance of southerners on AB or is it just me? My family is from the Mason-Dixon line, (North of it!) and I am proudly from Pennsylvania!

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Last game in World-Series in your town and your team, Superbowl-same thing-Final 2 NCAA-same-oh that's enough-or attending you and your wife's marriage-you have been together for 15 years-which? Wife or sporting event? You may still have time to edit your question. I highly recommend doing that and cleaning up the gibberish. Answer to follow if you do that.

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If you could create a new slogan for McDonalds, what would it be? McDonald's - home of the original HOT coffee.

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What state do you live in? Do you like it? The great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania!

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What is the least attractive race? Flagged as offensive!

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What is the worst insult you can think of for a man? "You don't deserve to live." I wouldn't levy that at my worst enemy, man or woman.

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Hello!!!!! Nonsense!!!!!

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What is your favorite geometric shape? (Square, circle, triangle, dodecahedron?) Square - strong yet elegant

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Would you be happy to work four days a week, three hours a day for the rest of your life (and still be able to support your family with food shelter, ect.) working either 4-7 pm or 5-8 pm? Yeah, definitely!

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What pops into your heads when I mention the number 28? February

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Have you ever had random spurts of loneliness? What do you do to stop feeling that way? Yes, I have had them. I read a book, watch TV, go on AB...

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar" "...sugar sugar (da da da da da dum) ah, honey honey (da da da da da dum) you are my candy girrrrrrrl ..."

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Are askers more inventive than answerers? I'm disappointed AB is featuring this question as "topic of the day" when it is really a borderline duplicate of a similar question from the same user from yesterday that belied the asker's arrogance on this subject. To answer the question I do not believe "inventiveness" is more plentiful to someone asking a question or answering one. All of the active AB...

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I have heard a picture is worth a thousand words..can you post me one? How about moving pictures! Check out this amazing primary recap video - don't get discouraged if you think the first 30 seconds is boring, it gets very funny and quite informative in the style only Keith Olbermann can provide!

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Are the people who answer far more questions than they ask generally the dumber, lack creativity, insecure, or some combination of the 3? Well, I don't agree with your logic, but wouldn't that same logic dictate that the less inquisitive would be the more knowledgeable? I like helping people here and you do that more by answering questions than you do by asking them. You can be equally creative, if not moreso, in answering a question as you can in asking one.

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What color is the shampoo that you use? Translucent Blue

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Do you believe the question game is interesting for girls to play in a chat? Is asking a girl to play the question game online interesting for her? (Question game: both of you ask eachother questions and you tell the truth.) People telling the truth to questions? What a novel concept! Um, how about you don't call it the question game, but you ask questions anyway!

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If you could name a town after yourself at AB, what would it be? Well, if I can take poetic license with the question I would want to be named after 3 schools. The Alex P. Keaton School of Government and Politics The Alex P. Keaton School of Accountancy and Taxation The Alex P. Keaton School of Don't Be an AB Idiot

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If you HAD to be anything(ie; plant, animal, even mineral or even just change your sex) but yourself for one day what would you be? Why would you choose that specific thing? I would be the picture of (General) George Washington hanging over the fireplace in the Oval Office (http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/whtour/ovaloffice-ipix.html). In addition to having the best seat in town I could also witness the secret meetings any administration never tells the public about.

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Would you be able to accept money from a dead friends will? Well the alternative would be to ignore their last wishes. I would do something with the money that would honor their entrusting me with it.

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Soooo.... Are you pregnant? This site makes me so anxious about getting pregnant... And I'm a guy.

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If we were to arm wrestle who do you think would win? Me or you? Sadly, I think you would. :-(

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Genghis Khan vs. Khan Noonien Singh (no weapons) Khan Noonien Singh has about 1000 years of natural selection PLUS all the artificial genetic engineering upgrades available in the latter 21st Century! Smarter, faster, stronger, GAME OVER GENGHIS! GO BACK TO YOUR MILLENNIUM!

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What was the last thing you bought that cost less than 10 dollars? Bottle of Yuengling Lager at the bar.

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If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? Yes. It doesn't make much sense on its face but is not only the correct legal approach but is in its own twisted way the logical and rational response. 1) First of all the condemned may receive last minute legal relief or clemency. If a heart attack would end his life prematurely because no measures were taken to save it, and one of these would occur, imagine the legal drama. 2)...

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What is the Wasps natural predator? Catholics

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Can you remove a letter from a song title and make it funny? ie. Kenny Rogers: Don't Fall In Love With a Reamer? "I Want a New Rug", Huey Lewis and the News (Drug) "Invisible Ouch", Genesis (Touch) "Ice Ice Bay", Vanilla Ice (Baby) "Every Rose Has Its Thor", Poison (Thorn) "Mazed", Lonestar (Amazed) "Urn", Usher (Burn) "Drop it like it's ho", Snoop Dog featuring Pharrell (hot) "Old Digger", Kayne West featuring...

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My little nephew Sammy calls his Teddy bear a Tebby Dear; do you have any little ones in your family that makes a cute mistake like this? My brother Kevin had an endearing mispronunciation growing up: Firetruck --- Firefu**

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What type of kisser are you? Take the test at: http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/pfx-n/What-Type-of-Kiss-Are-You Steamy and Wet. My browser froze up on me so it didn't catch the entire thing the first time, it came up as "Sand Wet" - LOL!

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When looking for a partner what is the first thing you look for ..honestly? Genuineness

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Is kissing a sophisticated art or something that can get messy and sexy? Why can't you have both?

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What do you call your grandparents? For example, I call them Nanny and Poppy. Grandpa (last name) and (2x) Grandma (last name)

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Can you guys do me a favor and rate this question so i can get of of level one??? PLEASE? Flagged as nonsense! Earn your points!

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What is your initial reaction when you come up against something you don't understand? Ask lots and lots of questions!

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Would you rather eat poison or jump off a 100 story building? I'll take the latter with a parachute. If that's not available I'll take the former and hope for the best.

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What US state has the highest percentage of people with obesity? My blind guess? Somewhere in the mid-atlantic or even mid-central states, I'll settle on... Kentucky? Correct answer is apparently Mississippi. I was going to go with W.Va. but still came in fourth with the Bluegrass State. Looks like there's factual disagreement among us. Therefore I will disclose my source: http://www.statemaster.com/graph/hea_obe_rat-health-obesity-rate ...

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When someone says to you: "It's the least we can do for you.......", do you ever feel like they(and anyone else involved) actually held a meeting to discuss and deduce the least they could possibly get away with doing? Usually I skip over these life-taken-out-of-context questions, but this one is a rare gem. I love fellow outside-the-box thinkers... thanks for a good laugh... and to answer your question, I just appreciate the figure of speech.

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How do you feel about dating someone that smokes? Done it, and as a hard-line nonsmoker thought it would be something that wouldn't work out but it turned out I didn't have a problem with it. Actually, for some strange reason I grew accustomed to the taste.

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What's your greek name? just replace the first letter of your name with a Y and at the end add "us" Mark = Yarkus :) Yattus!

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You just found out your parent and your spouse are having an affair. What do you do now? Disown them both, and call all of your mutual friends and family to embarrass the hell out of them for their infidelity and poor judgment.

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What kind of car did you drive in highschool? 1988 Mercury Topaz, like the one in the picture (same color, too), except the paint had corroded significantly because it was one of the cars painted during the 80's with a paint that lacked a special additive that turned out to prevent oxidation of the paint. So it was red colored with rust highlights. Near the end, it was almost rust colored with red highlights. It was sold while I...

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How successful is your love life? Currently, quite successful. I find new compatibilities with my girlfriend every day.

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Ladies: Whats your favorite dress color? (Ok-lets not discriminate: some men too!) I love a royal blue dress on a woman.

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What kinda of car looks good on you? Let me see how my car looks on me... OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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Men: What does your favorite tie look like? I wear fairly conservative ties, usually designs of some sort, never pictures or logos. My favorite one would have to be the one that makes my favorite outfit - an orange and brown tie that goes with a red-orange shirt and my brown suit pants. The shirt and tie perfectly complement my red hair.

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Red ......? Radio Flyer!

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Can you name the five former US Presidents whose last name starts with an H?(without looking it up) Humphrey, Hoover, Harrison (William H.), Harrison (Benjamin), Harding

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What does your shirt say right now? No shirt, No service. Perhaps I should heed that advice...

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Can I marry again after annulment? Isn't that the point of an annulment?

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Do you "realy" think hypnosise works? I think so. Hooked on phonics worked for me!

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Mu boyfriend is muslim, and im caholic, we've been dating for about 1 year and we are in love. us catholics are not allowed to marry muslims, and my parents dont want me to. We were planning on leaving, but my parents would disown me, what do u think? "Us Catholics are not allowed to marry Muslims?!" hog-fooey!

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What is your superhero name? [one word description of your current underwear/and an item in your junk drawer or closet + MAN or WOMAN] Conservative New York Times Man!

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I was born in one of the most famous cities in the world! it starts with an "N", can you guess the name of the city? Nashville? Now I'm thinking Naples...

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When was the last time you had peanut and butter Peanut butter M&M's... four weeks ago?

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Which do you perfer, Pizza or hamburgers? Pizza Pizza! For bonus points, name the pizza place that used (uses?) my answer as their slogan...

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Did anyone here learn the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) at any point in your education? I know the military's phonetic alphabet, and I am assuming that they are the same. Not from education, however, but from my Coastie brother.

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Three little birds are sitting on my doorstep..what are they telling you? Nothing because they are sitting on your doorstep.

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Do you choose friends who are less attractive so that in public people will notice you more? If not, do you think it's wrong for someone to do that? People actually do that?!?! Horrible...

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Anyone here currently serving time? Currently serving time for misuse of an in-car PA system to insult bad drivers... EDIT: No, I do not even have an in-car PA system... this goes back to one of POLICE's comment threads several weeks ago...

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Do you think you have low self esteem? yes

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When is the answer worth six points? When it's not worth 5 or less and not worth 7 or more... If you're asking from a specific user (as with my kidding aside I am certain you are) then the following two conditions should be met: 1) The answer fulfills the question or at least provides insight or the tools toward obtaining a resolution for the questioner, from another AB user or from the outside. 2) The user has six...

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Idne has reached the honor of level Swami. Would you help me congratulate her by attending this Cajun feast? We have steaks on the pit, *the* happening dance party, a free movie screening, and best of all, the chance to hug our comment thread queen? Congrats idne on level 80! Luckily, since it's not your age, I can comment that you are over TWO hills on AB! I made that mistake earlier this year when my grandmother turned 80 - "over two hills" - seemed like a fantastic use of the metaphor at the time. Not so much, apparently...

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Tim Russert died of apparent heart attack, what are your thoughts? I was terribly shocked and saddened. For me, Sundays weren't spent watching "Meet the Press." They were spent watching "Tim." I thought of him more than as a moderator of a public affairs program but as a friend who would join me on Sunday mornings and help illuminate the political landscape and why it was so important for me to understand. He asked the questions...

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What was your longest relationship in middle/high school? Zero days.

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I want to buy a book for an eleven-year-old male who doesn't read a lot. What could I get him that would motivate him to turn the pages a little more often? Sometimes a book of short stories can be motivating because it could be that this boy has an attention span like mine and can't seem to focus on more than a chapter in any one sitting. When I was really young I had a great paperback book called "The Big Book of Amazing Knowledge." I suppose it might be for slightly younger kids, I really am not sure, though I read the book...

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Purple_____? People Eater!

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That's a cute top...can I borrow it? I'm not wearing a top...

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On TIME magazine, J.K.Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay. Thoughts? http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/10/20/j-k-rowling-at-carnegie-hall-reveals-dumbledore-is-gay-neville-marries-hannah-abbott-and-scores-more I just read the context of this and some of Rowling's other remarks about the series made at Carnegie Hall. Interesting.

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Do you prefer "Body wash" or "a bar of Soap"? Bar soap... it creates more suds than the typical body wash.

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If you had to be a playing card, which one would you be? Why? King of Diamonds...

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Which Harry Potter character do you think you are? I've been accused of being Ron Weasley on account of my red hair, but I think it's a tossup among Papa Weasley and Albus Dumbledore. Of course, Hermione is a kindred spirit also.

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Have you ever received a gift which you were in need of desperately? What was it? Yes, a heated mattress pad. My apartment's heat vent has not worked in my room since I moved in 2 years ago and the room got really really cold sometimes. I had asked for an electric blanket and instead got the even better and more effective mattress pad.

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What would you attempt to do if you knew that you could not fail? I'd run for (and win, of course) a seat in the US Senate...

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How do you as an ABer decide if someone's a troll? By their "+ratings given"? Did you know you logically CANNOT use that? See my answer for the reason. Please let me know if my logic is right or wrong. BigDaddy, Kudos for bringing to light the fact that we mere mortals (i.e. non-staff) should not be on troll witch-hunts reminiscent of Salem, Mass or the McCarthy hearings. However, I would like to objectively point out that your theory precludes a very specific Answerbagger. While we both agree that we cannot judge a new bagger's rating percentage as troll-worthy because of their...

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Can you contradict yourself in one sentence? Examples please :) With a nod to one of the most famous voices heard on the airwaves: Paul Harvey... from a book of compilations of one of his popular segments "For What It's Worth" - without permission but with a great deal of respect: "Dr. Martin MacIntyre is sharing with our 'For What It's Worth Department' something very personal today... A note from his small daughter....

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Who is marigold Please give me a good reason not to flag this question as nonsense. EDIT: Flagged

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How many decimals places of Pi can you can name w.o. looking it up (3.14.....)? OMG I can't believe someone asked this question! AWESOME! 23! 3.14159265358979323846264 Known since Junior year of high school... 10 years ago!

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My boyfriend and i have alot in common.. but on the phone he doesnt say alot .an when i start a conversation.he says stuff but we end up in akward silence . and talking 2 him sumtimes feels boring ...but he calls me all the time . how do i get him to talk I'm the same way as your boyfriend. Don't mistake silence for not desiring to talk to you. For me, it's often just comforting to know that my girlfriend is on the other end of the line.

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What is 425 + 295 divided by 5. half it and then add 10 %=? 266.2 Order of operations... I read "What is 425 + 295 divided by 5. half it and then add 10%" as: (425+295/5)/2=x 1.10x = answer For the mathematicians checking my use of the parentheses on the first sentence's operation: Because of the use of the period and the use of "it" to represent the result of the prior sentence, I am assuming the first string of...

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Do you know where 90% of the worlds Fresh water is located? I would believe the answer is the polar icecaps.

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Do you remember your worst nightmare? Well, I'm not 100% sure. If I forgot my worst nightmare when I woke up, then no. But usually the worst nightmares unfortunately don't fade back into the unconsciousness so quickly, so I'm pretty sure I can say "yes." This has a bit of a backstory to it. I was plagued with nightmares during my middle school years, so many, in fact, that I soon began to realize in...

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Have you ever forged anyone's signature? If you care to share, what's the story behind it? Yes, I recently was working with my mom to send out a real estate flyer (she's an agent) that included a letter with her signature. We planned to send out over 200 letters to friends and clients. Well, I showed up at her office on Memorial Day and forgot to obtain her signature while I was at home on one of the letters, so, after calling her up, I pulled an older letter, scanned that...

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Can you say something totally random about yourself? Let's see some of the most original responses! nbfyjtetrwu,kjy895hgcnbv785

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Anyone ever go back to the first answer you've ever written?, ah the memories... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/572733 --------------- Q: I HAVE LOST MY W2 FORM. CAN I RECEIVE A NEW ONE? A: Absolutely. Just go to the employer and ask for a new one. End of the year pay-stubs can be a good way of estimating this year's tax, but you will need actual W-2's to file. ---------------- I should note that Someguy posted a similarly correct answer a minute after...

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I know a homeless man with $32,000. Can you believe that? Heck, you can make $20+ an hour begging on the streets! Doesn't anyone ever watch "Dateline"?

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Should hillary clinton get out or keep fighting based on the rules committee giving obama 59 delegates from michigan when he was not on the ballot I hate loaded questions. They are not helpful. -4

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Do most redheaded people have green eyes? This seems to be the case with everyone I know. Hmm. I have red hair and green eyes... I have two redheaded brothers so I will have to take a poll. So far as I know, however, there is no genetic link between hair and eye color... this is from high school biology though and there are plenty of subtleties I am not aware of.

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What are pasties? Crumby bread typically used in desserts and breakfast treats. Can be filled with several different types of filling and is hugely popular in Europe. There is even a career pursuit devoted to these delectables - Pastie Chefs.

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If i get my belly button pierced, how long do i have to wait to change it/ take it out? what can't i do after and for how long? like can i go swimming or running? You posted this question six times. 6 questions times -4 rating for each one equals -24. Think twice before spamming questions next time.

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Its 3:00 am your phone rings and you say to yourself___________? Shoot I thought Hillary Clinton had the monopoly on answering 3AM phone calls...

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Which mail service you prefer most? I have Gmail and love it. I had yahoo and hated it.

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If you went into the hospital for knee surgery but they did a sex-change operation on you by mistake, do you think your life would be basically ruined, or would you manage to deal with it relatively philosophically and maybe appear on Oprah? They can fix it whenever I say, because I will own the hospital after that little shenanigan. Booze and scalpels should never go together.

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To hide your sadness in private, you act that nothing happens, act cool, and laugh with others. Do you agree or disagree with this statement? Explain. I agree wholeheartedly. That's exactly how I lived my life for years. I didn't want to involve others in my problems. It ended up being a disastrous thing to do though, when all of this bottled depression came up for a day of reckoning.

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Is there anything that does not yet exist that you would like to see invented? What is it? Controlled Fusion Reactors

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What is the first word you say when you take a call ? Hello ? Good Morning ? etc., When I was working, I would answer the phone like my father used to answer the phone when I would call him up as a kid. "Good (Morning, Afternoon, Evening), Alex Keaton!" (Replace Alex Keaton with my real first and last name) So, typically, it would be "Good." However, these days, 99% of the time the word is "Hello."

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Google, or Yahoo? Why Google! Google has apparently trounced the nothingness that is Yahoo... Keep in mind that Yahoo Answers seeks to destroy us! Constant vigilance! Support Google!

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Can you get arrested for dating a girl who states she is 21 on an ADULT dating site if she lies about her age? and you find she is 13, pregnant and you are the father???? And.. the web-site states that she checked the "I am over 18 box"? If so its UNFAIR BAD NEWS: You're on the next episode of COPS. GOOD NEWS: Jerry Springer called. He wants you as a guest on his next program.

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What is the lowest elevated school in the world? A deep-water group of fish in the ocean.

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Where is one place you would rather be right now? In the arms of my girlfriend.

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I'm 43 and haven't had a proper girlfriend for 13 years. The primary reason I don't want to consider getting myself a girlfriend is this: I like certain girls' names better than others. Would you agree or disagree with this? Let me guess. You only date girls named Letitia. I disagree. You should get to know the whole person. Name doesn't even go skin deep. It's not like your date chose it, the parents did... you might as well date the girl's mother, or (*hack*) the father...

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "California"? Wow. I honestly wasn't expecting this... Jimmy, in the movie "The Wizard" was honestly the first thing that came to mind. For those of you who don't care for cheesy 80's flicks or for those who do and still don't know what I'm referring to, I oblige with a video clip: "I present to you, SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 3!"... oops, sorry, wrong title....

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Would you like to help me congratulate our CL, Cyndi, on her fine accomplishment in reaching Guru Level? No wonder all the night shifts! It must have been torture to be so close! Congrats Cyndi on the impressive accomplishment while promoting peace, justice and the Answerbag way. Nobody "keeps it clean" more than our CL's!

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Now then, this is sensible. I have been an avid fan of Countdown since the year 0 and I know they now have an electronic version of the game. I know it's called Electronic Countdown Deluxe but is there anywhere I might be able to purchase it? I thought you were talking about "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" (US topical news program) though I have heard of the UK game show. I do like game shows though :-).

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There are 5 apples in a basket and five people in a room. How can you give an apple to each person in the room and yet leave one apple in the basket? You are obviously one of the five people in the room so you can give one apple to each of the other four occupants in the room while retaining one in the basket for yourself.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see colour "blue"? The Answerbag Bag.

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Using only one word, describe yourself as a child. Young.

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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it? 11! Hoping you're playing today's date!

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Should it be illegal to nock on peoples doors preaching (any religion)? Well, in America, it would be trampling on our Constitution to do that. In the US, it's legal for them to knock, it's illegal for them to enter without invitation and illegal for them to harass you once you've given them warning. I would imagine the laws are the same in the UK. In either country, it's also legal for you to simply ignore them. I feel fortunate to live...

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What dream do you have that you refuse to let go of? Entering politics one day.

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Stranded! Water all round! No food! No tools! No hope! What do you do!? There is always food, there are always tools, and there is always hope. You just need to know where to look.

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Will you get tired if you stay up for 2 days straight or will you hit a point where you are not tired anymore? Both will happen. I pulled a two-nighter once during my senior year of college when I had 40 pages of papers due within a 40 hour time span, all of which had yet to be researched or started. I miraculously pulled through while alternately being tired and being on one of several "second winds." I also used caffeine (soda) to gain the upper hand in the conflict, though I will say...

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What is on your bed? Let's see. Sheets, Bedspread bunched up into a huge ball, "husband" pillow, three regular pillows, and me. My desk adjoins my bed and I have my keyboard set up right at its edge.

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Can you name every rank in the army that you know? Without looking at the prior answer, of course, and without denoting special grades (like private first class, etc.): Private Specialist Corporal Sergeant Master Sergeant Master Sergeant of the Army 2nd Lieutenant 1st Lieutenant Captain Major Lt. Colonel Colonel Brigadier General Major General Lieutenant General General General of the Army

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Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery? I have never even heard of this as an 8-year old's curiosity or as a way of testing batteries. I never have tried that. I have certainly learned something, though I still won't be licking batteries anytime soon.

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After a month were are you now? I believe I will be in June.

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My ex boyfriend is now mine and my new boyfriend's UPS delivery guy....how awkward is that? Considering my s/o and ex used to be roommates and friends. We are living in the same house my ex got kicked out of I'm on the fence with this one, Sara. You could just go straight Fed-Ex from now on, or you could torment him by ordering several packages from embarrassing sources. I guess it all depends on how bad the breakup was, and how much of a sense of humor your s/o has.

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When voting for a presidential canidate do you rely on the television for your political information, or do you research their background beyond the means of the media.... or...... none of the above. I'll take all of the above. I watch several TV channels, peruse the major newspapers from time to time, have been to the candidate's websites, watch C-Span frequently, shamelessly engage in discussion and debate with friends and acquaintances, generate discussion and debate on AB about the candidates, and have an interest in political history leading me to have a more well-rounded...

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Why does the media announce where DUI checkpoints are going to be? Does this make sense to anyone? I never see these notices in the paper - though I know by law they are in there, and I'm a news glutton. I don't think it affects actions that much, as in "there will be a checkpoint near my regular bar so I will go someplace else." I am sure it does happen, but someone who habitually drives drunk will eventually be caught if the police are vigilant enough.

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Sucking toes, turn- on, or turn-off? Turn off! Tickle all you want. Just don't put your face anywhere near. Not that my feet smell or anything.

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What was the year on your class ring? 2001, 2005, 2006. Take your pick. High school, bachelor's, master's.

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It's my birthday tomorrow. Will you wish me a Happy Birthday? Your birthday is the day before mine! Happy birthday! Of course, you have now doomed yourself to never celebrate your birthday on AB because it will always be tomorrow...

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Just take your eyes off the monitor ? What is the object that are seeing right now, mine is a globe ...! My high school yearbook which I was just glancing at.

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Everyone has to do karaoke, what song are you going to sing? I've been known to sing: Billy Joel "Honesty" (nearly every time) Roger Miller "King of the Road" (half of the time) Billy Joel "We didn't start the fire" (1/4 of the time) I've also dabbled in Sinatra, Huey Lewis and the News, and certain one-hit wonders.

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Could you, would you post me a song? It's Friday and we should all be dancing! Feel free to bring this question back every Friday hereafter :-P Huey Lewis and The News: "Couple Days Off" Huey got 1600 on his SAT's and cameos as the square principal in "Back to the Future" who didn't like Marty's band. (The movie also featured the band's music) They don't make them like they used to...

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Are you more likely to look up an answer about accounting or ask a professional? As an accountant, I'm typically the one looking it up - but we have no shame in consulting with one another for answers and often do. It's better to be careful, especially when you're playing with someone else's money.

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You are granted the wish to smack anyone in th world upside the head really hard. By doing so, you will not cause them any pain but you will simply knock some much-needed sense into them. Who would you smack? Myself.

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Using 2 Australian coins, how do you make the total of thirty cents, without using a twenty cent coin? Having researched Australian currency, I am perplexed. Is it "one not being a twenty cent coin" or "no twenty cent coins allowed"? If the former, my answer would be: a 10-cent coin and the other being a 20-cent coin.

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What is the nearest star to the planet Earth? the Sun! (Sol) Next after that would be Proxima Centauri in the Alpha Centauri star group.

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If you were given the choice to be able to live in any of the "fantasy" (example: Oz, Narnia, Wonderland) places from books and movies, which one would you choose? The 24th Century Star Trek universe... Poverty, disease and hunger all eliminated. Man has no use or need of currency any longer. Fantastic feats of engineering have allowed man to travel among the stars in the pursuit of exploration and goodwill. So many amazing phenomena still await discovery. While intergalactic war always seems on the horizon, a Federation of Planets fight to...

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How many siblings will you admit your related too? Hahaha. All four of them. I'm the oldest of five.

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Do you drink milk or orange juice directly from the 1/2 gallon carton? Why or why not? Even when I lived alone I couldn't palate it. I had to put it in a glass because the idea of backwash in my orange juice or milk for days disgusted me. I have been known, however, when the carton or jug or 2-liter bottle has less than a glass left in it to drink the rest from the container rather than waste a glass.

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Would you pay $83.95 to see the Jonas Brothers in concert? I don't know if you could pay me that much to want to go.

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What's the first thing you though of when you saw this question? A causal loop.

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Am I right in saying that the Post Office should open on Sunday mornings between eleven and noon? It would cost a fortune for the government to open federal offices for one hour only on a Sunday. Overhead would skyrocket by more than an hour's worth of labor from all the other costs of opening offices. Employee morale would tank as people would be asked to give up a full day off in exchange for $10-12. As an employee, would you want to interrupt your weekend to go to work for just...

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Do you like ice cream or cake Ice cream! Unfortunately I'm lactose-intolerant :-(. Fortunately Lactaid pills work wonders :-D.

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What's the first thing you think when someone says "I'm pregnant"? Well, there's one less mystery to clutter AB with!

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How many times have you had your heart broken? Three or four times, all save one from the same woman.

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I want to put a voodoo curse on a mean spirited person at work. Should I do it? Any suggestions? Now we're thinking. Cursing her out will get you fired. Voodoo cursing will only get you therapy. I still advise taking that walk though.

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I want to curse this horrible woman at work. Should I do it? No! Save yourself! Take a walk, calm down. Believe me, you will get in MUCH worse trouble by cursing out a coworker even if she's the only one who hears it than if you walk off the job for 15 minutes.

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How many cigarettes do you smoke aday? Zero

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Have you hugged your friendly neighborhood POLICEMAN? Having acted on your suggestion, with this evidence, my lawyer is confident he can get my charges of a Class D felony reduced to a misdemeanor.

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If I had to invite you to come to the beach *right now*, would you? Are you body confident enough to strip to your bikini right now? I'd come to the beach, but I'm not confident enough as a guy to wear a bikini. Sorry.

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What is the tallest building you have been in and how many floors did it have? what floor did you go to? It looks like it is Trump Tower in NYC (669 ft). Before I considered my summer's stay in NYC, I considered the Old Post Office tower in DC (315 ft), the Statue of Liberty (305 ft) and the US Capitol building (288 ft). Nothing terribly impressive, I'm afraid. (not historically speaking, of course!)

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Can you say a complete sentence with out using the letter "E"? I won $100 playing a Monopoly lotto scratch-off today - and that's a FACT!!! :-D

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I say hello, you say...? Potato

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Want to play "who would you rather"? Name two celebrities, and the rest of us can comment on who is hotter. Play along, it's fun! Alex P. Keaton or Marty McFly?

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In your house, do you have more video games, magazines, books, guns, or what? I think I have more whats than anything else.

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like to cuddle? 10 :)

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Elephoceros..half elephant, half rhinoceros...any others? Spork. Half spoon, half fork, all elementary school cafeteria.

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What's the first thing you do when someone gorgeous walks in the room? Sheepishly look at the ground.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Stupid.

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Is all the baggage you carry around tiring you out? How about getting rid of some of it? Drop some of the older stuff..where will you begin? It is pinning me in one place and quicksand is dragging me down with it. Unfortunately the baggage is bound to my feet and it's already submerged.

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What exactly do you SEE when you look at an OLD SHOE? an anagram for DO HOLES

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Did someone catch you when you had fallen in life? No. A couple tried though.

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What builds bodies strong 12 ways? Wasn't that the Flintstones vitamins? If I recall they had a whole song and dance routine ... "Flintstone Kids... 10 million strong... and GROW-ING."

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What would be the first thing you'd say if I were to ask you what's on your mind right now? Is the nursing home going to be ready to deal with the PA-1000 property tax rebate issues when I arrive in an hour?

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Pork chops, lamb chops or T-Bone? How would you like your choice to be prepared? All three please. Respectively, well-done with apple seasoning, medium rare with juices seasoned with red wine, and marinated for 24 hours then grilled medium rare served with A-1 steak sauce.

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Why dont you come with me, on a magic carpet ride? Can't it be a Magic School Bus???

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These, our GFs/BFs, have chosen (other) friends beside us though they bring no clear warrant of evergreen love (vouchsafed) to them. And who doth greater wrong than she/he who inventeth a lie concerning the case of “cheating? Glasses don't make you look intelligent either.

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When was the last time you actually matched wits with someone and duked it out for a EXTENDED comment thread? About 2 to 3 weeks ago. And they are ALWAYS about politics. The crazy thing is that I've spent the last 20 minutes looking for a good specimen to post with this message and couldn't find a single one! I wish there were a way to view your entire comment history... EDIT: For your viewing enjoyment, I tender this exchange, a 2 on 1 debate on Barack Obama. This was not handpicked...

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch", ...what happend? I think you answered your own question there.

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What's the last thing you've had in your mouth? Air

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Did anyone change their Obama vote because of Rev. Wright? I think he agrees with him or he wouldn't have sat in his church for 20 yrs. CHECKLIST TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE USA: - Must be at least age 35 - Be a rich, male WASP - Have a clean medical history or preemptively "clean" your medical history - Have a clean police record or preemptively "clean" your police record - Run background checks on all business associates, colleagues, classmates and clergy ever associated with you. - Friends/Family...

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WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICAN IDOL? I HAVE NO IDEA STOP YELLING AT ME

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Would you accept $1 million to leave the country and never set foot in it again? Did you know Woodrow Wilson appeared on the $100,000 bill? Of course it was only used for a short period and only between federal reserve banks. It was considered illegal currency by regular citizens. So we're talking about 100 Salmon P. Chases ($10,000 bill no longer in circulation)... however... I'm not going anywhere. You can keep your money.

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Would you rather get $10,000 tax free or spend a day with me? Did you know Salmon P. Chase appeared on the $10,000 bill? That's the kind way of asking for the cash.

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How many roads must a man walk down? Before they will call him a man, or before he will get to Wal-Mart?

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I think that some user on Answerbag is a bit exaggerated, what I mean is the user who ask a question then comment thanks to everyone who answered it. I know it's good and polite but I think it's annoying, what do you think? I feel like I'm copping out when I say "thanks" - sometimes I will just dole out points. It also depends on my mood or time when I am reviewing my answers - sometimes I don't have time for a personal touch even for the good answers. I've started giving smileys-with-a-space ":-) " because you need four characters... or point mohawk smileys ++++:-) when I have...

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Do you think that you can watch television, play video games, and partake in a society flooded with mass-media and all that comes with it and still remain a free-thinker and philosophically minded? I do! I set the high scores on Mario and philosophical discourse. Sara is absolutely right. You must be able to challenge and question everything, even your most sacred beliefs. Here is an example of the mainstream media affecting one's thinking: I just came from viewing a question where a responder considered all people who had a lower back tattoo to be tramps. (from the slang...

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What is half of infinity? Infinity/2 is still infinity. Think of it this way: numbers and operations to infinity are like mere mortals to God.

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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo? Jesus Christ

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What do carry with you on a regualr basis? In terms of technology like you mobile phone, iPod etc.. Tricorder, phaser and comm badge. You should see my ride.

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What's the most creative use you can think of for a spork? Star Trek had a great idea.

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What are 3 ways to be funny? Funny while painting clouds Funny while carrying refrigerators Funny while wearing polka-dotted socks

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When you drive do you typically go the exact speed limit or 5-10 miles more? Nope. Been pulled over 3 times. Apparently third time was the charm and I wasn't able to charm the officer out of the ticket. I know this wasn't solicited but it is important: the hierarchy of slowness on the road: 10) Student driver in front of you in the merging lane 9) The generic cadillac/oldsmobile 8) Grandpa driving 7) Grandma driving 6) Grandpa driving on a Sunday ...

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Would you rather be 25 IQ points smarter--a sizable jump--or own the only functioning light saber? With a good IQ, 25 more IQ points pushes me far out with the outliers on the bell-curve, from perhaps top 2% to into the top .25%. Therefore I will choose the 25 IQ points.

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What is emo? I'm just mo

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U And Me = What? UME

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For one to eat meat, they must kill or approve of the killing of animals. Killing (irrespective of how “humane” it could be) to a certain, degree requires an act of violence. Does this therefore mean that meat eaters have violent souls? I accept vegetarians who choose their lifestyle from their idea that violence to animals is wrong and must be prevented. I certainly do not consider them stupid and I find their beliefs to be compassionate. However, I consider these vegetarians to live a convenient lifestyle available to them by living in a land of plenty. In the food crisis we are in now, the world is having difficulty...

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If he watches bisexual porn, can he still be straight? Bisexual porn means "something for everybody" right?

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Just a thought.....If someone is broke or rather penniless at this moment of time....is there any way for him to become rice later part in life? If yes, how? I thought this was a reincarnation question discussing adding insult to injury for impoverished people. You couldn't have picked one word to misspell in that question that would be quite as unfortunate as "rich."

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What is a broken heart worth? $1.99, give or take Plenty of supply... no demand.

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What is the word on the street today? STOP

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Wish me luck in school tommarow i have to go to bed it is 1:41 am Good luck. Flagged as nonsense

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What does 2+2= 4

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If you could do anything that you wanted to do right now, what would you do? being United States Senator from the great state of Pennsylvania

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When do Americans receive their tax rebates? Those who directly deposited their refund may have already received them. I received mine on May 2nd - I wasn't expecting it until the second week of May as advertised by the government. It looks like the government may have sped up their timetable. If you are due a check, it will be mailed based upon the last two digits of your SSN.

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Will you dance? At a wedding, typically I will. However it takes me at least four drinks for me to dance while at a bar.

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I just found out that my boyfriend cheated on me,he says that cheating is fun,I love him so much,how do I get him to stop cheating? Would you say that cheating on tests is fun? He obviously has a problem with being in a committed relationship and that is something HE must deal with - not you. You deserve someone whose affection for you will not be changed by the length of the next girl's skirt. True love and affection transcends this - and he obviously isn't ready to make that kind of commitment to you. It may...

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What inanimate object would really suck to to be turned into? Garbage can

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In your opinion, what is the most stupid question you have ever read on AB? Very likely the stupidest ones are the ones that are not questions at all and have hopefully long since been rejected as nonsense. Of the rest, stupid questions for me are less about content and more about wording. Significant spelling errors and web-speak really disappoint me - using "4" for "for", etc. - UNLESS it is obvious that the person needed a little extra...

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How is the new series of Battlestar Galactica keeping it real? I thought it was a fictional series...

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? AIXELSYD MORF REFFUS UOY OD On.

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Do you look smart if you're wearing a tie? Depends on the tie.

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What is the first word that comes to your mind? Hi!

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Generally speaking, do you find it difficult to say 'no' when you can see that someone really wants something from you? It's very tough for me regardless of the complexity or the source of the question... but I'm getting better at being able to say "no."

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Would you name your son Chavez as a first name? Would that get me a discount on gasoline? Then, no.

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How long does it normally take for you to have a shower? My showers tend to average 20 minutes. The shower is like my thinking cap - I often lose track of time.

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If your life was a hand of cards in poker what would it be? Ace-King. Anna Kournikova. Looks good, never wins.

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If you could make anything illegal, what would it be? Why? Taking away an employee's pension. Any contributions made by an employee and income associated with those contributions should be put in escrow at the very least so the company cannot touch it. If the company makes matching contributions there should be a limit, if any, on what can be taken back later. It is all too easy for companies to take away employees' pensions to pay for...

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Although I didn't get any qualifications until I was 26, I could do mathematical and lexicographical calculations at just 26 MONTHS. Having said that, I wonder if you could tell me: is the number of letters in general election a prime number? 15 is not a prime number. How about asking something you don't already know?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? As I understand it, an assassination is typically politically motivated. I saw a recent documentary on one of the Discovery channels where someone hired/trained a friend to be a hitman and then enticed him to off his wife. Messed up. Yet, the documentary called that an "assassination" despite the target just being a regular housewife. From dictionary.com, here are three...

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Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name. MAJSO!

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What can you not get enough of lately? YOUTUBE!

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Can you still get an "Extension of Time to File" after the I.R.S. April 15 deadline? If you are due a refund, no extension is necessary. File by October 15 to get the stimulus rebate, though. If you think you will owe, file an extension ASAP with a payment enclosed to prevent application of extra penalties or interest until you file your return.

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What is the new google picture? Like metal lollipops or something? Google apparently is introducing artist themes for personalized Google homepages. By clicking on the picture you can select various themes by different artists.

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What are you drunk? Perhaps you mean: "What am I like when I'm drunk?" I have been told that I am a "fun" drunk. Apparently it is the nice way of my friends saying that I'm too stiff while sober. One time when I was feeling it I was taken bowling. We were placed on Lane 1 of an alley, and on one frame, when my ball was drifting off course I took off running down the walkway next...

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What are some effective ways to motivate happy, yet, efficient co-workers The biggest motivator of all - cash. That can be a double-edged sword. But selectively and properly used in conjunction with other positive motivations and incentives, it can be a valuable motivator. For example, a comprehensive incentive system that includes awards tiered by timing (instant, monthly, quarterly, semiannual and annual) and type (cash, prize, recognition award, benefit, work...

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Texas"? "Texas with a dollar sign!" -Celebrity Jeopardy from SNL I went to try and find a video answer. When I didn't find the French Stewart one (Youtube has recently been cracking down on some copyrighted stuff) journey with me through my stream of youtube consciousness. From looking for French Stewart to a stoner who bids $420 on everything on the Price is Right!

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In your words, what does fear feel like? A sense of intense foreboding where I believe there is an immediate threat to my life and/or my livelihood or those of others close to me. In most cases it generates physical responses to varying degrees such as jumpiness, jitters, a sinking feeling, goosebumps, shortness of breath, restlessness, pain in the chest, pounding sensation in the head, a racing heart, sweating. Also known to...

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What kind of person destroys a celebration? Somebody shit on the coats.

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Eat ________ and _________! Eat meat and like it! (vegetarians!)

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How many times per day, do you turn your P.C. on? On average, probably about 0.12 times.

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Do you think people can be trained to be leaders? Absolutely. I've seen it happen in the Boy Scouts.

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When was the last time you sat down and ate a meal in peace? That was at 1:15 AM. Lots of Spaghetti-O's!

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If you had a delete button in your life, what would you delete? An entire year, from today back exactly one year.

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Is there mouthwash in your house? Yes, there is! I use it every day!

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Make a sentince that ends with the word Love. Rafael Palmeiro's steroid use is not the only controversy that surrounds him - in 1999, while with the Texas Rangers as Designated Hitter for 135 of 163 appearances, he inexplicably won a Golden Glove.

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You have a 13 year old son. Do you give him a supply of condoms? How about you have a 13 year old son and you give him a supply of common sense about sex and relationships. Giving them condoms, while helpful if they do have sex, is a de facto approval of being sexually active at their age. Instead, when puberty hits, its important to talk about sex, especially safe sex, and the responsibilities and the risks, but it's also important to lay down the...

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If AB offered you a job to answer questions all day long at the rate of $1 per point, would you accept the position? Absolutely! Cash points millionaire!

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My sister got a package sent to her saying her husband was cheating on her. It was set up like a "friend" wanted to inform her without saying the name...In actuality it was an advertisement to catch a spouse cheating. How cruel is that to do to someone? Sara, first of all I am appalled by this horrible tactic. Behind the link is several ways to reduce junk mail and pre-approved credit card offers. I did the latter about a year ago and it cut my mail by more than half! http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/18530707/ Something that I learned from a college professor I had for a fraud investigation course and something I have adopted is that when...

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Could it be me your looking for? As Senator Barack Obama notes: "We are the ones we've been looking for; We are the ones we've been waiting for."

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Confucius say...? ...fill in the blank questions gains no fame for asker. They used to be nonsense, now they are severely frowned upon. You can do much more insightful than a fill-in-the-blank.

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Has anyone else heard of a baby being born with a double umbilical cord wrapped around his neck? -3 for duplicated question x 5 Someone of your level should know better.

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Has anyone else heard of a baby being born with a double umbilical cord wrapped around his neck? -3 for duplicated question x 5 Flagged as duplicate

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Has anyone else heard of a baby being born with a double umbilical cord wrapped around his neck? -3 for duplicated question x 5 Flagged as duplicate

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Has anyone else heard of a baby being born with a double umbilical cord wrapped around his neck? -3 for duplicated question x 5 Flagged as duplicate

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Do you write graffiti in bathroom stalls? What kinds of stuff do you write? (I'm setting a good example aren't I) No.

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Will the human race destroy itself? Well, there is the constant improvement of technology and more and more sophisticated technology available to regular people. The Sun, which when it dies we will with it, has approximately 5 billion years left in it. This world has seen nearly a dozen crazy dictators in the last century alone... And so, since you only need one piece of sophisticated technology to fall into the hands of one...

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How easy is it to love you? I think I'm very hard to love. :-(

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My 8 year old had his appendix removed 4 nights ago and has not had a bm for almost 6 days. He has taken some pain meds a few times, but we did try a stool softner yesterday, and nothing yet. his belly is a bit bloated. any advice? The surgeon/doctor would want to know anything irregular about your son after the procedure. Do not hesitate to call him/her because it's important that they know this. Normally this would be something over-the-counter meds can fix and it's very likely they still will, but you should definitely consult the doctor about it.

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What is the cheapest way to get from New York to London this October? Imagination.

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When I look at the clock a minute can seem like an hour and an hour can seem like a minute. Does that mean that there is no actual increment that can be labeled as a specific measurable interval in which events take place? It's scientifically proven that time moves at different speeds depending on your altitude on earth and other factors. But the mind's perception of time is perhaps one of the most amazing enigmas. Science has its ways of determining the relativeness of time, but for us mortals without PhD's in Quantum Mechanics, it remains true that "A watched pot never boils."

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Is it true that a south american pastor just yesterday attached himself to 1000 helium balloons and floated away (and is now missing)? I was passing through the main screen and saw this, and I had to click my back button to do a double take. WOW. That's like every child's dream. Yes, let's hope he is found safe.

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Should Barak Obama's pastor be punished for his actions? Freedom of Speech is what makes our country so amazing. "I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Also, be careful to realize that the 5 or 6 clips we saw were akin to Wright's "Greatest Hits" as pastor of Trinity. Sure, perhaps less than half of his sermons were videotaped, but we watched a number of clips that were...

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What's your preffered brand of deodorant? Mitchum Unscented Clear Gel

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So, i wana take a girl i like to the movies. Im afraid to ask her out. Any tips on a movie we should see or something i should do durning the movie. better yet, give me a good way to ask her out. Good first dates are NOT movies. Think about it. You want to get to know your date. You know, talking about common interests, her family, her job, etc. etc. You're kind of prevented from getting to know your date if you are in a darkened theater watching a movie. Another no-no is having her meet up with you and your friends on the first date. I would suggest a coffee shop or...

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Make a prediction...Within the next 10 seconds I will_______. Did you predict correctly? Click "Edit" so I can say that I predicted correctly. EDIT: YES!

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Who would win in the ultimate fighting ring; Hillary Clinton , Barack Obama , Joseph Biden, John Edwards, John McCain, Al Sharpton, Wesley Clark or Rudolph Giuliani? *DING* And here we go! What? They're all waving to the crowd??? Oh wait - there's Sharpton holding a talk show chair (see video) ... he's held onto that for 20 years...? OH! Down goes Clark - DOWN GOES CLARK! And here's John McCain ... oh, is he going to do it... YES! The "Pork-Barrel Buster!" Clark is getting beaten up! McCain and Sharpton! What an...

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Which scenario gives you the best chance of survival? Check out the first Answer. 1: 1 in (2 to 5th power) or 1 in 32 2: 1 in 36 3: of it happening once: 6 in 36 or (1 in 6) x (1 in 6) = (1 in 36) 4: (4 in 52)x(3 in 51) = not it I would choose option 1. TAILS NEVER FAILS, BABY!

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How many tattoos do have on your body? If so would you do more than what you have? Zero

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Why are you so angry now? Well, I suppose I'll make it 3 for 3 when I say that I'm terribly mad at myself.

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What do you find most attractive on the opposite sex? A sharp mind and a genuine smile.

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Do you want to fall in love? I've always found that I fall in love when I don't want to... or more specifically, when I'm not looking for it.

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Can anyone guess why today is so damn special? I bet you can't! The one year anniversary of the first televised Democratic candidates debate? (If you mean Saturday, 4/26 that is) Oh, and from your answer history it is also apparently your birthday. Happy birthday!

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Whats the worst lie you ever heard? The Americans had invaded Baghdad, and all of Saddam's governmental officials had run for their life and gone into hiding. Save one. The Iraqi Information Minister. Mohammad Said Al-Sahhaf. What transpired was simply beyond belief. As you will see, he repeated these same comments several times, once on a rooftop with American tanks rolling toward the building the Information...

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What's your gas prices where you live? Just curious!! Mines $3.64 a gallon in Wisconsin. $3.59 in the home of Michael, Dwight, Jim and Pam... Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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How old were you when you became a grandparent? AB curses me! First I find out that I'm a parent from this site and now I find out that I'm a grandparent?! If that's not a reason to quit AB I don't know what is. If these parents ever find me I'm going to owe a boatload of child support because of AB. I could have lived a very good life ignorant of having grandkids at 25, but noooooo.

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Ive got a marker, a watch, a broken rubber band, a wrench, a mug, a spoon, some paper, 2 AA batteries, a can of pineapple, a magazine, a cd case, a set of ear buds and pin on my desk. Whats the coolest thing I could make with all this? DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY TRY THIS AT HOME. *all done to the theme music to MacGyver* 1) Open the CD case. Now take the earbuds and carefully lay the wires over the inside edge of the plastic, parallel to the hinge (where the clear plastic ends and the black plastic begins). Now carefully close the CD case so that the creases on top and bottom serve to break the rubber...

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Sewards folly was the name given to the purchase of the Alaskan territory. Please read your questions before you post to ensure that 1) they read properly and 2) they include a question mark.

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Look at your keyboard really fast. What's the first letter you saw? N

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How can you legally get high? Go on a rollercoaster Climb Mount Everest Sing soprano... or falsetto Fly in a plane Fly a kite Say "greetings" to a random stranger Jump

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If honesty is the best policy, then why does the truth hurt? The truth may hurt a lot now, but lying can hurt much more in the long run. Everyone makes mistakes, and they are much more easily forgiven than losing trust in another.

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Are you as tired as I am in making an effort to give good answers and not get acknowledgement for it via points or comments? Yeah, I am too. Can you come pick me up and we'll drive to those offending ABers houses and you can shame them in front of their entire neighborhoods by calling them out with the PA system in your car!

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Anyone know any sly paintballing tactics (or had any used against them)? - I need to learn a few! A sly tactic often used by players against me is "wiping." These cheaters simply wipe the paint off from any hit they get (that no one sees conclusively) and then fight on. I would not use it and do not recommend it because your buddies may decide to punish you with volleys of paint if they catch you wiping.

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Let's run away. where shall we run to? I'm thinking Arby's.

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Do you put money under free parking? My house rule is that all money that would typically go into the bank goes to free parking, save for money spent to purchase properties. I also prime free parking with $50 at the beginning of the game and every time the windfall is claimed. I don't put the money under free parking, however, I put it on top of the board, in the center of the gameboard.

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Im Sorry.What Did You Order Again? Are you okay? Oh, good. I could have sworn I just saw your tip flash before your eyes.

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Random thought: would it healthy for an animal to receive a human woman's breastmilk? Random thought: would it be healthy for a human to receive a female cow's milk?

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How often should I water my Furbies? Wow, sounds like "Gremlins." Those Furbies look like the farthest thing from evil... until they become evil!

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We just received a report from EEOC on Discrimination Charges for 2007, how many claims do you think were filed? And which category had the greatest rise in claims? I would say there were perhaps 250,000 claims. The greatest rise? I would say by women - equal pay for equal work claims.

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A man was released tonight after having been wrongfully imprisoned for 26 yrs. 2 lawyers, stating they were ethically bound, knew this to be wrongful and did nothing. were they good lawyers? heinous people? both? Wow. Do you have a link to the story? What an injustice. They cannot be good lawyers if, as officers of the court, allowed an injustice to occur without redress.

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What is the best age to pass your driving test? As early as legally possible, so long as the person is able to handle the responsibilities of operating a car.

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Why are celebrities such bad dressers? I know. They never learned to dress themselves.

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If you do not like Rap music, Why? Musically - there is no harmony and very little if any melody. I appreciate songs that have a lot of both. Lyrics - I like to be able to listen to lyrics and it's just not comfortable to do so at the pace rap music has. I believe I have already made a good argument about why I don't like rap without succumbing to stereotypes. Now I will hit several generalizations that are...

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What do you think of rice pudding? I'm glad I don't have a taste for it... a cup of that is going to be more expensive than a barrel of crude oil soon.

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What is the best thing a person could do while kissing you? Gently scratch the back of my neck.

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If abuse occured at polgamist ranch, are the mother's accountable? Be careful not to equate the FLDS situation with others. There a community was very shrewdly constructed by people at the top to encourage a very specific lifestyle. Social brainwashing no doubt occurred by the removal of interaction by members of the clan with regular people. All elements of each person's life were controlled by restrictions and expectations (official or not). It is...

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Is it okay for my boyfriend to keep a picture of a woman he cheated on me with? I keep finding it and he keeps hiding it, why can't he just throw it away? Wow, I imagine the act of him hiding the picture so you can't find it could perhaps be an analogy to how he hid his affair with her. Ask him why he won't get rid of the picture, and be ready to tell him how it is going to be with you - you shouldn't have to wonder if he still has feelings for her. Either he does or doesn't.

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If you were a type or genre of music, what would you sound like? Air Guitar!

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Can you answer this question by having your answer start with the last word in this question & others must answer by starting w/ the last word in the previous answer? Answers always seem to start with "questions"... I think everyone is starting off my first answer. Instead of these being ladder-like answers it's more like a family tree... a very weird one, like one from West Virginia.

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Can you answer this question by having your answer start with the last word in this question & others must answer by starting w/ the last word in the previous answer? Answer: Why do I get sucked in to these questions?

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How does a mountain reveal its age? I hope this isn't a DYOH question... A mountain reveals its age by the sharpness of its peaks and edges. The rocky mountains are much more pointed and sharp than are, say, the appalachians which are very rounded at the top, almost "hilly." And indeed, the appalachians are many millions of years older than the rockies. This demonstrates the effect of millions of years of...

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Do you go to Walmart? I went at 4AM today! They are remodeling, and all the stuff was in the wrong aisle, and no one had a clue where anything is anymore! The big signs over each aisle haven't even been changed yet. 54 more days of remodeling!

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Men: if there were two girls: one was short (5'5) and tall (5'11)...both of equal beauty, smarts, and talent, who would you chose? I am 6'0" and have dated both, and sworn off the other type after a couple weeks with one or the other, but in my current single state I'd have to say the shorter one, because I tend to be attracted to shorter women.

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Is reincarnation making a comeback? Hardy har har... Very witty question.

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Who do you think will win the presidential election in 2008? Great question. I believe that Barack Obama will. First, after all is said and done, he will secure the democratic nomination for president. On the night of May 6th we should see Hillary withdraw from the race having lost (perhaps by 2 or 3 points) in Indiana where she was favored as well as in North Carolina (likely losing by double digits there). We will see Hillary campaign for...

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Are you prone to jealeous ranges when it comes to your s/o? Yes, I have bought several stoves for my significant other over the years, but they tend to be electric, not jealeous.

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Is it weird that a 20-yr-old girl doesn't have a boyfriend? Is it weird that a 24-year-old guy doesn't have a girlfriend? Don't say "yes" because you'd be insulting me.

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Does anybody here know the new website of pokemoncrater?It is not www.pokemoncrater.com! I'm getting: http://www.tppcrpg.net/ and another website: the-pokemon-crater.com

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What color is your vehicle and do you like it? Dark Red

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How old were you in 1980? Negative three

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Wanna go to TGIF and get some jalopeno poppers!? I'd rather go to WalMart and get the frozen kind and eat them at home. Cheap, easy and don't have to grudgingly tip anyone after you wait 2 hours for your appetizer because your server forgot about it.

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Who would win in a boxing match: Hillary or Obama? I don't know if this question was inspired by this video or a product of happy circumstance, but this should let you know.

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How do i get copies of my last three years W-2's Contact your employers.

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What does FAQ mean i have see that all the time plz tell me? Frequently Asked Questions

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What's one thing that you do consistantly well? Math and taxes.

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What color are your socks without looking? Are you correct? Not wearing socks right now.

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Would you get in the ring with Tyson for a minute for a million dollars? Sure. I'd just run around him quickly.

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