Answerbag: jbigie's answers

Answer to Can you envision a world without governments?

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:58:55 -0700

Can you envision a world without governments?

Some person or some group with control of resources will always rise up to control those around them. No matter how the person or people in charge structure things, they are a government. The only world without governments that could ever exist is if the entire population was wiped out by...

Answer to Favorite activity on a lazy, hot Sunday Afternoon?

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:25:02 -0700

Favorite activity on a lazy, hot Sunday Afternoon?

Video games

Answer to Which book, poem or story could serve as a Bible for atheists? Seriously.

Mon, 21 May 2012 02:19:53 -0700

Which book, poem or story could serve as a Bible for atheists? Seriously.

The Holy Bible. Just because they don't believe in the divinity of God or Jesus, doesn't mean they can't or won't take benefit from the stories in that ancient book. The Bible is called The Bible. One would have to disrespect it to call any other text a Bible.

Answer to Is there a difference between a religion and a cult?.

Mon, 21 May 2012 01:58:52 -0700

Is there a difference between a religion and a cult?.

As the previous dude said, religion is worship of God. A cult is a system of nutjobs who believe that the current preacher is the son of God. Looks like all Christians are part of a cult. I didn't start it. I just figured it out.

Answer to If you saw a young child wandering around a department store alone, you help them find their parents?

Thu, 10 May 2012 03:03:07 -0700

If you saw a young child wandering around a department store alone, you help them find their parents?

Yes. I would ask the child if I could help him/her, and I would stay at the spot I met the child, and try to get the attention of an employee. If I was real close to one of those "pick up for customer assistance" phones, I would use that. I would even use my cell-phone to call the store if...

Answer to How can you eliminate DVD copy protection?

Thu, 10 May 2012 02:47:21 -0700

How can you eliminate DVD copy protection?

By not copying DVDs?

Answer to Would you stay away from Greece this summer?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:25:41 -0700

Would you stay away from Greece this summer?

There current economic policy. As long as we can borrow policy from many different countries, and possibly improve the country.

Answer to Men: What do you think of Ballet?

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:08:13 -0700

Men: What do you think of Ballet?

I've seen some good ballet performances via movies that feature ballet. I've never seen a live ballet production. Based on what I've seen, the ladies wear really nice outfits, and the males are wearing disturbingly tight pants, and are all smuggling a banana and a bunch of grapes.

Answer to I look way too good to_______________.

Wed, 02 May 2012 23:59:30 -0700

I look way too good to_______________.

Be the average age of the two Masonic Lodges I am a member of. I'm 31, our average age is in the mid 70s.

Answer to If Bush was so bad, why hasn't Obama sent predator drones to Walker Ranch?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:57:25 -0700

If Bush was so bad, why hasn't Obama sent predator drones to Walker Ranch?

Because that would be illegal. President Bush may have made mistakes, but nothing to earn assassination via armed drones. What would make the President even consider that as a rational thought?

Answer to Have you ever doubted Jesus Christ existed at all?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:53:56 -0700

Have you ever doubted Jesus Christ existed at all?

No. I have always believed that Jesus of Nazareth really existed. I just have zero faith in his supposed Divinity. To me, he was a crackpot in the ancient era, and convinced enough people to alter their faith, that they formed the world's fasting growing cult.

Answer to When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:28:50 -0700

When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

When the advertisers buying time complain about the time they purchase not appearing front and center.

Answer to Do you feel confident enough to pitch a tent? Why or why not?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 01:04:49 -0700

Do you feel confident enough to pitch a tent? Why or why not?

Since the question is in the camping category, I will skip past the obvious pun of "pitching a tent". Yes, I am capable of setting up a tent for camping. I rarely camp, and haven't for many years. I am a Physics major at college, and putting a tent together uses less engineering than a...

Answer to What/Who do you not like the thought of dying? Why?

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:58:22 -0700

What/Who do you not like the thought of dying? Why?

Definitely my mom and my stepdad. My grandparents also, of course. My Grandma on my mom's side is deteriorating lately, and the docs don't want to operate to help her unless she quits smoking. Not gonna happen, She would rather smoke two packs a day, than go under the knife. I'm a member of a...

Answer to I think I'm in love. I just met her a week ago, and I'm going to her house tommorrow..

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 01:07:28 -0700

I think I'm in love. I just met her a week ago, and I'm going to her house tommorrow..

Relax, learn to type in English, and grow a pair. Chances are very high that she isn't yours' yet. First, are you really in love? Ask yourself this question. Be sure before you comitt.

Answer to Don't be fooled by ________________________________

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:57:10 -0700

Don't be fooled by ________________________________

Preachers!

Answer to Does a person with a different religion put you off when they mention it during conversation?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:55:31 -0700

Does a person with a different religion put you off when they mention it during conversation?

Mention, no problem. Try to convert me, major problem. I am quite happy with my current beliefs, and I find it offensive when someone randomly assumes that my beliefs are wrong.

Answer to What do you think about Zimmerman being charged with second degree murder?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:59:38 -0700

What do you think about Zimmerman being charged with second degree murder?

I'm thinking, "About time." The evidence of the young kid being a dangerous criminal is non-existant. I wear a hoodie after work all the time. At work, I wear a button-down long sleeve shirt and a tie. I work at a bank. Does wearing a hoodie make me a criminal?

Answer to All I need is __________! :)

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:44:26 -0700

All I need is __________! :)

The winning lotto number.

Answer to Reaction of painted aluminum fountain and chlorine swimming pool water.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:38:36 -0700

Reaction of painted aluminum fountain and chlorine swimming pool water.

Those globs are Aluminum Chloride, which can exist in a polymer-like state. You need to reduce the amount of Chlorine in the water, or cover the fountain with something that doesn't react so readily with Chlorine. Maybe Gold or Silver.

Answer to So what PRECISELY is your problem with me? huh?!

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:29:51 -0700

So what PRECISELY is your problem with me? huh?!

Um... did you spit in my drink? If not, I have no problem with you.

Answer to Who offends you? Why?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:27:09 -0700

Who offends you? Why?

AnswerBag Staff. Because they ask stupid questions, and then pay people to post the stupidest responses to said questions.

Answer to name of tvokid show? sick grandpa gives ring ring MAKE creatures, transports boy to another world find stones, sick on magic book kill evil

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:19:23 -0700

name of tvokid show? sick grandpa gives ring ring MAKE creatures, transports boy to another world find stones, sick on magic book kill evil

Put down the bong, and the crack pipe. Put down the heroin needle too. Once you are sober, What?

Answer to What is your strangest fettish?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:15:38 -0700

What is your strangest fettish?

Not sure if this counts as a fetish, but I am really hot for my boss at work. She is a perfect example of a MILF. Her husband is really lucky.

Answer to What would you do if a giant rabbit wearing a bonnet turned up at your door with a basket full of eggs?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:06:50 -0700

What would you do if a giant rabbit wearing a bonnet turned up at your door with a basket full of eggs?

Shoot the rabbit, take the basket of eggs. Barbeque the rabbit, and boil the eggs and make deviled eggs.

Answer to i have 4 sisters that are always fighting i dont know how to get them to stop but i just cant take it anymore they are 21 18 17 and 10 help!

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:03:33 -0700

i have 4 sisters that are always fighting i dont know how to get them to stop but i just cant take it anymore they are 21 18 17 and 10 help!

Duct tape and chloroform would work. Chloroform first, then use the duct tape to secure them. They will be mad when they wake up, but if you use enough duct tape, they will not be able to reach you or each other. Just kidding, you could face jail time if you actually did that.

Answer to Why does God has to be a HE?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:51:35 -0700

Why does God has to be a HE?

As the late George Carlin said, "God has to be a man, because no woman could, or would, ever f**k things up this bad."

Answer to Do you know how to ride a horse? Does it depend on which horse you are riding or what style you are riding in?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:41:57 -0700

Do you know how to ride a horse? Does it depend on which horse you are riding or what style you are riding in?

In some video games, the character I am playing knows how to ride a horse, does that count? I can press the buttons on the controller to make the horse go where I need it to. lol In reality, I have been on a horse once. I was six or seven years old. My aunt who is really into horses lifted...

Answer to Why can't Men ever find anything themselves.....especially in the kitchen? I mean, those who have a woman in their life?

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 06:23:06 -0700

Why can't Men ever find anything themselves.....especially in the kitchen? I mean, those who have a woman in their life?

I was about to answer "your elderly what?" but then I finished reading your description, and I saw what you are talking about. If you are able to edit it, at the beginning of your description, the word father is missing right after elderly. Not a criticism, just pointing out the potential for...

Answer to Who were the templar knights?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 01:32:46 -0700

Who were the templar knights?

The Templar Knights, or Knights Templar, were an order of knights who first escorted worshipers to the Holy Land, and later fought in the Crusades. They were disbanded by King Philip the IV of France, better known as Philip the Fair. At the time, the Papacy of the Catholic Church was in...

Answer to How would you end racism?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:27:42 -0700

How would you end racism?

A progressive program of racial integration over several generations. Basically, everybody f**k everybody until we're all the same color.

Answer to Have you ever fallen in love with any of your teachers?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:23:35 -0700

Have you ever fallen in love with any of your teachers?

In love, no. I did have a teacher in high school who was about 25. Just a few years out of college. She looked good, and she wore nice tight clothing most of the time.

Answer to If you do, why do you like butts so much? What is so special about them?

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:13:22 -0700

If you do, why do you like butts so much? What is so special about them?

All men like to look at a sweet ass. I read somewhere that it is likely a holdover of evolution, when our predecessors mated like many animals, from behind. A plump, but not too plump, behind is a sign of good health, and our primitive instincts see good health as a good chance of carrying our...

Answer to I wear a size 34DD, weigh 125lbs, and average height. Are my boobs too big? I want to loose 10lbs. Will that make them look wayy too big?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:56:16 -0700

I wear a size 34DD, weigh 125lbs, and average height. Are my boobs too big? I want to loose 10lbs. Will that make them look wayy too big?

I don't know about looking too big, but depending on your height, you might have back problems and/or be a little top heavy. I have a cousin who had 36DDs at only 17. She is about 5'4", and her back hurts pretty frequently. Of course, I'm a guy, with most of my upper body mass around my...

Answer to Since boobs seem popular this morning, answer this guys: which is better? big silicone or small natural?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:48:32 -0700

Since boobs seem popular this morning, answer this guys: which is better? big silicone or small natural?

As Sir Mix-A-Lot said, "I ain't talkin' about Playboy, cause silicone parts are made for toys."

Answer to Do men prefer small natural breasts or large enhanced ones?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 23:25:11 -0700

Do men prefer small natural breasts or large enhanced ones?

I like them natural, in all sizes. At least for looking at. For feeling, bigger than a handful, and you're risking a sprained thumb.

Answer to Why do some news stories mention names and others don't?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 06:32:30 -0700

Why do some news stories mention names and others don't?

I think it depends on if there are court proceedings, and what type. Innocent till proven guilty and all.

Answer to Are you a hairy beast?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 02:47:01 -0700

Are you a hairy beast?

I would say medium hairy. I have body hair, as men should. I don't have quite the Chewbacca look though.

Answer to If you are a barber in a town who shaves all men who don't shave themselves, does the barber shave himself ?

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 02:34:00 -0700

If you are a barber in a town who shaves all men who don't shave themselves, does the barber shave himself ?

Personally, I do all my own shaving, and I can't imagine a modern barber who would still do full men's shaves. When I get lucky enough to find a barber, instead of a "hair stylist", all I get is a quick haircut. I can't trust anyone but myself to scrape a blade along my neck and chin and cheek...

Answer to Since "The Hunger Games" jusst came out this weekend, what movie based on a book is your favourite??

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:58:49 -0700

Since "The Hunger Games" jusst came out this weekend, what movie based on a book is your favourite??

Lord of the Rings

Answer to Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:19:14 -0700

Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts?

I have two occasions. I fell in love with a woman fifteen years older than me, and she told me she felt the same. Then she ripped my heart out and put it through a meat grinder. A couple years later, I met and fell for a girl my age, (younger by two days). I met her, and she seemed to be the...

Answer to Is Tarquin Bus Stop Phtang Phtang Ole Biscuit Barrel a good name for a baby boy?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:02:44 -0700

Is Tarquin Bus Stop Phtang Phtang Ole Biscuit Barrel a good name for a baby boy?

Who in their rational mind would ever suggest that as a name for a child?

Answer to Is it illegal to get a pet drunk?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 04:58:38 -0700

Is it illegal to get a pet drunk?

I worked with a guy years ago, he had chickens as pets. He asked me one night to get him some beer, and he would hook me up with his weed dealer. (He was under 21) After we made the deal, we smoked up for a little bit. As we passed the blunt back and forth, he took a moment to grab one of his...

Answer to When you were a kid, did you sleep with a stuffed animal? And do you still sleep with it as an adult?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 04:47:47 -0700

When you were a kid, did you sleep with a stuffed animal? And do you still sleep with it as an adult?

I used to sleep with a plush of Odie, from the Garfield comics. Now, I just have an extra pillow that I tuck between my legs, to keep my knees from hurting too much, or something like it.

Answer to what is one thing u would like to wear on a naked beach party?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 04:25:35 -0700

what is one thing u would like to wear on a naked beach party?

A camera, as long as women were on the nude beach.

Answer to Which is the best website to set your browser as your homepage? I'm looking for the best news, sports, entertainment and business sites.

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 04:10:06 -0700

Which is the best website to set your browser as your homepage? I'm looking for the best news, sports, entertainment and business sites.

I don't know if it is the absolute best site, but I like it. www.oregonstate.edu Go Beavs!

Answer to Who would you like to share a hot tub with

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 03:49:10 -0700

Who would you like to share a hot tub with

My boss at work, she is older than me, but she has really taken care of herself. Her husband is a lucky man.

Answer to Hey you! Will you grab me a soda?!

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 03:45:43 -0700

Hey you! Will you grab me a soda?!

If the fridge is in reach of the hot tub, I'll grab one and pass it to you.

Answer to How many beers should I drink?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:53:54 -0700

How many beers should I drink?

I think it depends on how ugly the girl you are buying drinks for is.

Answer to I only want erotic people to answer this. Why did you have a wet dream?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:49:18 -0700

I only want erotic people to answer this. Why did you have a wet dream?

The only time I've ever had wet dreams, were when I was young. Puberty had hit me, but I hadn't yet discovered masturbation. One day, I was thinking about a cute girl in class, and discovered while in the shower that a certain motion commonly performed while cleaning, suddenly feels really...

Answer to Have YOU ever had a pet rooster

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:42:20 -0700

Have YOU ever had a pet rooster

When I first moved back in with my folks, they had acquired chickens while I was at college. Once I was back, I had to adjust to a-hole roosters crowing right outside my window when I was trying to sleep in. I got good at chasing them off the porch outside my room by swinging my lightsaber at...

Answer to Is someone with you?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 01:34:25 -0700

Is someone with you?

My imaginary girlfriend is here, but she doesn't say much.

Answer to What's a sign that your date is cheap?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:59:15 -0700

What's a sign that your date is cheap?

She says yes to a date with me. One look at my car, a woman has to be a cheap date to go out with me.

Answer to have you ever been arrested? if so why? dont lie,be honest:)

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:52:18 -0700

have you ever been arrested? if so why? dont lie,be honest:)

Never arrested, gotten a few traffic tickets. When I was a teenager, I was waiting outside of the Masonic Lodge where my youth group met, and a cop car pulled up and the cops asked me why I was there. When I reached for my wallet where I kept my membership id, they put one hand on their gun,...

Answer to Will you kill for your country?

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:39:45 -0700

Will you kill for your country?

The goal of any soldier is not to die for his country, but to make the other guy die for his. I doubt I'd have the courage to serve my country in war, so I probably wouldn't kill for my country. For my family: yes, in an instant, if needed.

Answer to Are you a beer drinker?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:06:20 -0700

Are you a beer drinker?

I have Irish ancestry, on my mother's side. I also worked in restaurants for ten years. Yes I drink. Beer, wine, strong stuff, whatever is handy and cheap. I primarily drink really cheap beer, with a shot of whiskey or scotch added to each glass. I would like to drink better tasting stuff,...

Answer to why wont the government disclose the information they have on extra-terrestrial beings to the public?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:34:58 -0700

why wont the government disclose the information they have on extra-terrestrial beings to the public?

Because the extra-terrestrial beings made the government sign a non-disclosure agreement, as part of their contract to provide us with technology.

Answer to Are you supposed to eat Nachos with your fingers?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:30:51 -0700

Are you supposed to eat Nachos with your fingers?

Of course, use your fingers to get most of it, and have a fork on standby for the chips that are too soaked with moisture to pick up.

Answer to What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 19:14:10 -0700

What is the best tasting fish in your experience?

I live in a small drinking town on the southern Oregon coast with a fishing problem. We get lots of good seafood, and I love the Dungeness crab we get locally. I also love prawns and shrimp, but none of those are fish. My favorite fish is a three way tie between Halibut, Albacore Tuna, and...

Answer to Is it wrong to fantasize about sexual encounters you have had, or wish you had when you are much older and the age you are dreaming about was really young? (like being 30 and thinking about the sex you had when you were 14 or 15.)

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 18:49:04 -0700

Is it wrong to fantasize about sexual encounters you have had, or wish you had when you are much older and the age you are dreaming about was really young? (like being 30 and thinking about the sex you had when you were 14 or 15.)

I don't think so. I sometimes fantasize about girls I had crushes on when I was young. Nothing ever happened, but they left strong visual memories.

Answer to How young of a girl/guy would you go... and how old are you ?? do you think it is wrong to want to or are with someone that i like a year or two from being legal if you are over the age to be with them?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 18:46:47 -0700

How young of a girl/guy would you go... and how old are you ?? do you think it is wrong to want to or are with someone that i like a year or two from being legal if you are over the age to be with them?

I'm 31 now. I have a coworker who just turned 21 a few months ago, and she looks good. I would definitely for it if she offered. I have seen some high school girls that have made me think about how unfair it is that they develop so much before they are legal. For the other end of the...

Answer to Men, do you get massages? Do you go to a gay masseuse? When you get a massage are you looking for a happy ending?

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 18:12:24 -0700

Men, do you get massages? Do you go to a gay masseuse? When you get a massage are you looking for a happy ending?

I've had massages a few times, some men, some women. I have no idea if the men were gay. If a really hot chick was giving me a massage, I might be tempted to ask for a happy ending, but I doubt I'd have the courage.

Answer to How many times a week have you seen someone and thought "Wow I would like to f*ck that"

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:54:32 -0700

How many times a week have you seen someone and thought "Wow I would like to f*ck that"

At work, I have my boss and a couple of really good looking coworkers (I'm the only guy), so I have that thought over and over. We also have some really good looking clients, so I have that thought again. When I get off work, I usually stop at the store, and there are numerous hotties shopping...

Answer to Am I a racist if I want to be a friend with someone because they are from a different race or ethnicity?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 03:13:14 -0700

Am I a racist if I want to be a friend with someone because they are from a different race or ethnicity?

is your only reason to be this person's friend because they are a different race than you? Then yes! That is racist. Be friends because they are a decent human being.

Answer to Are you going to drink the last beer?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:00:14 -0700

Are you going to drink the last beer?

If I bought it, then hell yes.

Answer to What's the best way to get you out of a bad mood?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:46:24 -0700

What's the best way to get you out of a bad mood?

One of two options: A blow job, or 10,000 dollars. The truth is, I could buy a lot of bjs with 10,000 dollars. Guess what I prefer?

Answer to In what films do you see bidets being used?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:39:28 -0700

In what films do you see bidets being used?

Appearing on screen, Crocodile Dundee thought that the bidet in his hotel room was a boot washer. That's the only instance I can think of.

Answer to I lovebut I hate

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:30:43 -0700

I love______but I hate______

I love free beer, but I hate cheap beer if I have to pay for it.

Answer to Who do you think is the greatest scientist of all time and why?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:21:41 -0700

Who do you think is the greatest scientist of all time and why?

It is impossible to pick one greatest of all time. Each of the great scientists was great in his/her own time. As Isaac Newton said, "If I have seen farther than other men, it is not because I have greater vision, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." Newton meant that his...

Answer to How old were you when you finally had a younger person call you old?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:04:02 -0700

How old were you when you finally had a younger person call you old?

I think I was about 22-24 when I was visiting and playing video games with a cousin who was 10-12. (She was 10 when I was 22, I just don't recall exactly when this happened. It was almost a decade ago.) Somehow, the conversation drifted to icons of entertainment, and she didn't recognize who I...

Answer to Do You wash your hands b4 or after useing AB

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:50:25 -0700

Do You wash your hands b4 or after useing AB

It really depends on the questions I view/answer. This one, no need, others... Well, that's for me to know.

Answer to What would you like with that hot dog?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:23:54 -0700

What would you like with that hot dog?

Ketchup, mustard, and relish.

Answer to Why do Final Fantasy characters Sephiroth and Vincent Valentine turn me on so much??

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:15:55 -0700

Why do Final Fantasy characters Sephiroth and Vincent Valentine turn me on so much??

Um... because you have a weird fetish for FFVII?

Answer to What could you do to leave me BREATHLESS

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:01:24 -0700

What could you do to leave me BREATHLESS

I do have about six inches of "organic sausage" that can maybe plug your throat and leave you literally breathless. If I was really lucky.

Answer to Should I tell the emergency room that I have meth in my system? I am here for a toothache but in afraid to tell them.

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:51:46 -0700

Should I tell the emergency room that I have meth in my system? I am here for a toothache but in afraid to tell them.

Got a toothache? Try a drug that is a local anesthetic. Cocaine is a good example.

Answer to Where would you not go on a family holiday or vacation?

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:39:00 -0800

Where would you not go on a family holiday or vacation?

Mordor. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Answer to Why don't you use your brain?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:07:05 -0800

Why don't you use your brain?

I use my brain most of the time. Every so often, the blood flow and gravity favors the lower head. My brain loses control at that moment.

Answer to Why should a (single) man not go to a strip club?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:00:48 -0800

Why should a (single) man not go to a strip club?

I already answered, but I have a second answer: Why not? What else is a single guy gonna do? That is, if he can't get a date.

Answer to what is SOPA/PIPA?

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:24:51 -0800

what is SOPA/PIPA?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+SOPA%2FPIPA%3F

Answer to What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:54:51 -0800

What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

I heard another one recently: "What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."

Answer to What would be a good city to make a Zombie film, the kind of city where people don't need make up

Sun, 26 Feb 2012 03:21:31 -0800

What would be a good city to make a Zombie film, the kind of city where people don't need make up

My initial answer was Las Vegas. If a zombie infection happened, it would spread easily there. However, the question asked where would be a good city to film a zombie movie. In that case, Canada. It doesn't matter where in Canada, but they typically demand far less per hour to be a stunt...

Answer to How many and what kinds of thermometers do you own?

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 02:10:56 -0800

How many and what kinds of thermometers do you own?

I actually don't own any. My phone is my major weather device, and it lies to me most of the time. It is an iPhone4 with the Weather Channel App.

Answer to I took a swab test and said I was not the father but the baby looks like me and all of my other children?

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:57:33 -0800

I took a swab test and said I was not the father but the baby looks like me and all of my other children?

So, why are you wondering if you're the father? Did you have recent problems with the wife? If not, the test could be a false result. But why question it? Before I can offer my limited advice, I need to know more. If you aren't willing to share, please take the first line as my best effort...

Answer to did you ever do what bill hurt did with alkaloids, Basidiomycota mushrooms, and an isolation flotation tank? I won't tell anyone else.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:51:46 -0800

did you ever do what bill hurt did with alkaloids, Basidiomycota mushrooms, and an isolation flotation tank? I won't tell anyone else.

I'm not familiar with the experiment, I'm a physics major. I do find biology a fun thing to study as a relaxation aide. Can you give me the details of Bill Hurt's experiment?

Answer to How many mistakes did you make on your driving test?

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:44:30 -0800

How many mistakes did you make on your driving test?

It's hard to remember, been about 14 years. (Darn, I'm getting old. And I actually didn't get my license I was 18, had to wait till I owned a car.) I was right at the minimum on the written test, (trick questions, speed limits were posted different in many parts of town than state law). On...

Answer to What's in common and what' different between freemasons and iluminati?

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:53:59 -0800

What's in common and what' different between freemasons and iluminati?

Freemasons exist, and proudly announce our membership and existence. On the other hand, the Illuminati ceased to exist over 200 years ago, and if they do still actually exist, they are hiding. Freemasons are very visible in the public eye, performing works of charity in support of public...

Answer to Your nightmare?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:27:55 -0800

Your nightmare?

My nightmare?... Working all night. Especially now that I work at a bank.

Answer to What would you do if you heard your Mom listening to Justin Bieber?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:24:03 -0800

What would you do if you heard your Mom listening to Justin Bieber?

If I heard my mom listening to Justin Bieber, I would take a moment and double-check what universe I was in. In no universe that I or any of my family are likely to visit, will Justin Bieber ever be a talented artist.

Answer to How to keep cool in virtual or game worlds?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:45:42 -0800

How to keep cool in virtual or game worlds?

If you are asking how to maintain an even temper and not freak out while playing games online; here's the key: Don't be an idiot.

Answer to If a man cant impregnate a woman due to his impotence is that a erectile dysfunctional family?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:39:34 -0800

If a man cant impregnate a woman due to his impotence is that a erectile dysfunctional family?

Impotence is the same as erectile dysfunction. A man who can't "get it up" is impotent.

Answer to What is the time when you are awake right now?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:31:09 -0800

What is the time when you are awake right now?

1:30 AM Pacific Standard Time here on the West Coast of the US.

Answer to In an Oregon apartment building, is it legal for the landlord to raise the rent on only one tenant?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:27:43 -0800

In an Oregon apartment building, is it legal for the landlord to raise the rent on only one tenant?

I think it might be illegal for them to raise rent on just one tenant. I'm no expert though. Here is a link that could be helpful: http://www.oregon.gov/OHCS/contact_us.shtml It is the Oregon Department of Housing and Community Services.

Answer to Are you sick of being the age you are? I'm sick of being 21 and can't wait to be 22.

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:11:46 -0800

Are you sick of being the age you are? I'm sick of being 21 and can't wait to be 22.

Seriously? You wanna be older, do what I did, wait a while. You can't wait to be 22? I wish I was 22 again. Don't rush the aging process.

Answer to Is this egypt yet?

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:08:30 -0800

Is this egypt yet?

No, this is not Egypt, and this will never be Egypt. Egypt is a country, this is a website. Two completely different things.

Answer to If I take 2 steps forward 3 steps back do a jiggy where will i end up in relation to johnny's nation treasure? (map answer preferred)

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 01:04:55 -0800

If I take 2 steps forward 3 steps back do a jiggy where will i end up in relation to johnny's nation treasure? (map answer preferred)

You are doing an odd form of dance. And nobody knows what "johnny's nation treasure" means.

Answer to Who has had incest and with whom?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 01:53:59 -0800

Who has had incest and with whom?

I had a short relationship with a younger cousin of mine. We never had any sexual contact, just my hand on her knee.

Answer to Dick or Pussy?

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 01:33:24 -0800

Dick or Pussy?

I have the rod, I am ready for the hole. Anytime, any day. Any woman that is interisted just has to ask.

Answer to Where can I find information about how a specific drug (Diphenhydramine hydrochloride / benadryl / Tylenol simply sleep) affects the brain? not things like it decreases mucous production, but more like how the actual brain and nerves are affected.

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 03:26:09 -0800

Where can I find information about how a specific drug (Diphenhydramine hydrochloride / benadryl / Tylenol simply sleep) affects the brain? not things like it decreases mucous production, but more like how the actual brain and nerves are affected.

I would check www.webmd.com According to WebMD, it is an antihistamine. The primary purpose of the drug is to prevent allergic reactions. A side effect of all antihistamines is drowsiness. And that is how a great sleep aid pill was found. The antihistamines are non-habit forming, unlike the...

Answer to Men...How did you learn about jackin off????

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:15:42 -0800

Men...How did you learn about jackin off????

I was 13, and one day, I just felt this urge to do something with the hard on I had. I started in the shower, using soap as lube.

Answer to How long after you realize you are very horny, do you begin masturbating or seeking your partner? Minutes/hours/days?

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:46:28 -0800

How long after you realize you are very horny, do you begin masturbating or seeking your partner? Minutes/hours/days?

"How can you tell when a man is horny?" ... "He's breathing." That aside, I work in a small bank branch with only eight employees, all women except for me. Three of them are very attractive (my boss especially.) Seeing them gets me horny, I guess. So does seeing the hot chicks shopping at the...