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Can you envision a world without governments?
Some person or some group with control of resources will always rise up to control those around them. No matter how the person or people in charge structure things, they are a government.
The only world without governments that could ever exist is if the entire population was wiped out by zombies. (or a massive plague)
When the people who imagine a zombie/plague apocalypse do so, they...
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Favorite activity on a lazy, hot Sunday Afternoon?
Video games
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Which book, poem or story could serve as a Bible for atheists? Seriously.
The Holy Bible. Just because they don't believe in the divinity of God or Jesus, doesn't mean they can't or won't take benefit from the stories in that ancient book. The Bible is called The Bible. One would have to disrespect it to call any other text a Bible.
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Is there a difference between a religion and a cult?.
As the previous dude said, religion is worship of God. A cult is a system of nutjobs who believe that the current preacher is the son of God. Looks like all Christians are part of a cult. I didn't start it. I just figured it out.
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If you saw a young child wandering around a department store alone, you help them find their parents?
Yes. I would ask the child if I could help him/her, and I would stay at the spot I met the child, and try to get the attention of an employee. If I was real close to one of those "pick up for customer assistance" phones, I would use that. I would even use my cell-phone to call the store if needed. Either way, I would stay close to the child until the parent, or an employee of the store...
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How can you eliminate DVD copy protection?
By not copying DVDs?
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Would you stay away from Greece this summer?
There current economic policy. As long as we can borrow policy from many different countries, and possibly improve the country.
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Men: What do you think of Ballet?
I've seen some good ballet performances via movies that feature ballet. I've never seen a live ballet production.
Based on what I've seen, the ladies wear really nice outfits, and the males are wearing disturbingly tight pants, and are all smuggling a banana and a bunch of grapes.
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I look way too good to_______________.
Be the average age of the two Masonic Lodges I am a member of. I'm 31, our average age is in the mid 70s.
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If Bush was so bad, why hasn't Obama sent predator drones to Walker Ranch?
Because that would be illegal. President Bush may have made mistakes, but nothing to earn assassination via armed drones.
What would make the President even consider that as a rational thought?
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Have you ever doubted Jesus Christ existed at all?
No. I have always believed that Jesus of Nazareth really existed. I just have zero faith in his supposed Divinity. To me, he was a crackpot in the ancient era, and convinced enough people to alter their faith, that they formed the world's fasting growing cult.
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When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?
When the advertisers buying time complain about the time they purchase not appearing front and center.
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Do you feel confident enough to pitch a tent? Why or why not?
Since the question is in the camping category, I will skip past the obvious pun of "pitching a tent". Yes, I am capable of setting up a tent for camping. I rarely camp, and haven't for many years. I am a Physics major at college, and putting a tent together uses less engineering than a Physicist uses on a daily basis.
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What/Who do you not like the thought of dying? Why?
Definitely my mom and my stepdad. My grandparents also, of course.
My Grandma on my mom's side is deteriorating lately, and the docs don't want to operate to help her unless she quits smoking. Not gonna happen, She would rather smoke two packs a day, than go under the knife.
I'm a member of a Masonic Lodge, and as such, I've attended more than a few Masonic funeral services. For most of...
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I think I'm in love. I just met her a week ago, and I'm going to her house tommorrow..
Relax, learn to type in English, and grow a pair. Chances are very high that she isn't yours' yet.
First, are you really in love? Ask yourself this question. Be sure before you comitt.
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Don't be fooled by ________________________________
Preachers!
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Does a person with a different religion put you off when they mention it during conversation?
Mention, no problem. Try to convert me, major problem. I am quite happy with my current beliefs, and I find it offensive when someone randomly assumes that my beliefs are wrong.
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What do you think about Zimmerman being charged with second degree murder?
I'm thinking, "About time." The evidence of the young kid being a dangerous criminal is non-existant. I wear a hoodie after work all the time. At work, I wear a button-down long sleeve shirt and a tie. I work at a bank. Does wearing a hoodie make me a criminal?
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All I need is __________! :)
The winning lotto number.
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Reaction of painted aluminum fountain and chlorine swimming pool water.
Those globs are Aluminum Chloride, which can exist in a polymer-like state. You need to reduce the amount of Chlorine in the water, or cover the fountain with something that doesn't react so readily with Chlorine. Maybe Gold or Silver.
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So what PRECISELY is your problem with me? huh?!
Um... did you spit in my drink? If not, I have no problem with you.
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Who offends you? Why?
AnswerBag Staff. Because they ask stupid questions, and then pay people to post the stupidest responses to said questions.
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name of tvokid show?
sick grandpa gives ring
ring MAKE creatures, transports boy to another world
find stones, sick on magic book kill evil
Put down the bong, and the crack pipe. Put down the heroin needle too. Once you are sober, What?
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What is your strangest fettish?
Not sure if this counts as a fetish, but I am really hot for my boss at work. She is a perfect example of a MILF. Her husband is really lucky.
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What would you do if a giant rabbit wearing a bonnet turned up at your door with a basket full of eggs?
Shoot the rabbit, take the basket of eggs. Barbeque the rabbit, and boil the eggs and make deviled eggs.
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i have 4 sisters that are always fighting i dont know how to get them to stop but i just cant take it anymore they are 21 18 17 and 10 help!
Duct tape and chloroform would work. Chloroform first, then use the duct tape to secure them. They will be mad when they wake up, but if you use enough duct tape, they will not be able to reach you or each other.
Just kidding, you could face jail time if you actually did that.
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Why does God has to be a HE?
As the late George Carlin said, "God has to be a man, because no woman could, or would, ever f**k things up this bad."
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Do you know how to ride a horse? Does it depend on which horse you are riding or what style you are riding in?
In some video games, the character I am playing knows how to ride a horse, does that count? I can press the buttons on the controller to make the horse go where I need it to. lol
In reality, I have been on a horse once. I was six or seven years old. My aunt who is really into horses lifted me up and led the horse for a minute or two.
No, I don't know how to ride a horse. I prefer...
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Why can't Men ever find anything themselves.....especially in the kitchen? I mean, those who have a woman in their life?
I was about to answer "your elderly what?" but then I finished reading your description, and I saw what you are talking about. If you are able to edit it, at the beginning of your description, the word father is missing right after elderly. Not a criticism, just pointing out the potential for confusion.
That being said, I currently live with my mom and stepdad. (I'm on a break from college,...
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Who were the templar knights?
The Templar Knights, or Knights Templar, were an order of knights who first escorted worshipers to the Holy Land, and later fought in the Crusades. They were disbanded by King Philip the IV of France, better known as Philip the Fair. At the time, the Papacy of the Catholic Church was in Versailles, France; rather than Rome, Italy, where the Vatican City resides today.
Philip the IV had Pope...
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How would you end racism?
A progressive program of racial integration over several generations. Basically, everybody f**k everybody until we're all the same color.
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Have you ever fallen in love with any of your teachers?
In love, no. I did have a teacher in high school who was about 25. Just a few years out of college. She looked good, and she wore nice tight clothing most of the time.
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If you do, why do you like butts so much? What is so special about them?
All men like to look at a sweet ass. I read somewhere that it is likely a holdover of evolution, when our predecessors mated like many animals, from behind. A plump, but not too plump, behind is a sign of good health, and our primitive instincts see good health as a good chance of carrying our seed to fruition.
With that being said, I have one coworker who frequently wears tight pants, and I...
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I wear a size 34DD, weigh 125lbs, and average height. Are my boobs too big? I want to loose 10lbs. Will that make them look wayy too big?
I don't know about looking too big, but depending on your height, you might have back problems and/or be a little top heavy. I have a cousin who had 36DDs at only 17. She is about 5'4", and her back hurts pretty frequently.
Of course, I'm a guy, with most of my upper body mass around my midsection, and I have frequent back pains, so my cousin's large breasts might not be a cause of her back...
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Since boobs seem popular this morning, answer this guys: which is better? big silicone or small natural?
As Sir Mix-A-Lot said, "I ain't talkin' about Playboy, cause silicone parts are made for toys."
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Do men prefer small natural breasts or large enhanced ones?
I like them natural, in all sizes. At least for looking at. For feeling, bigger than a handful, and you're risking a sprained thumb.
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Why do some news stories mention names and others don't?
I think it depends on if there are court proceedings, and what type. Innocent till proven guilty and all.
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Are you a hairy beast?
I would say medium hairy. I have body hair, as men should. I don't have quite the Chewbacca look though.
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If you are a barber in a town who shaves all men who don't shave themselves, does the barber shave himself ?
Personally, I do all my own shaving, and I can't imagine a modern barber who would still do full men's shaves. When I get lucky enough to find a barber, instead of a "hair stylist", all I get is a quick haircut.
I can't trust anyone but myself to scrape a blade along my neck and chin and cheek to remove hair without killing me.
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Since "The Hunger Games" jusst came out this weekend, what movie based on a book is your favourite??
Lord of the Rings
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Has your Happily Ever After ever been punched in the nuts?
I have two occasions. I fell in love with a woman fifteen years older than me, and she told me she felt the same. Then she ripped my heart out and put it through a meat grinder. A couple years later, I met and fell for a girl my age, (younger by two days). I met her, and she seemed to be the best woman I'd ever met. She was beautiful, smart, and into a lot of the same stuff I was into....
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Is Tarquin Bus Stop Phtang Phtang Ole Biscuit Barrel a good name for a baby boy?
Who in their rational mind would ever suggest that as a name for a child?
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Is it illegal to get a pet drunk?
I worked with a guy years ago, he had chickens as pets. He asked me one night to get him some beer, and he would hook me up with his weed dealer. (He was under 21)
After we made the deal, we smoked up for a little bit. As we passed the blunt back and forth, he took a moment to grab one of his pet chickens, and hold it's head close to his mouth as he exhaled. He got a chicken or two stoned.
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When you were a kid, did you sleep with a stuffed animal? And do you still sleep with it as an adult?
I used to sleep with a plush of Odie, from the Garfield comics. Now, I just have an extra pillow that I tuck between my legs, to keep my knees from hurting too much, or something like it.
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what is one thing u would like to wear on a naked beach party?
A camera, as long as women were on the nude beach.
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Which is the best website to set your browser as your homepage? I'm looking for the best news, sports, entertainment and business sites.
I don't know if it is the absolute best site, but I like it. www.oregonstate.edu
Go Beavs!
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Who would you like to share a hot tub with
My boss at work, she is older than me, but she has really taken care of herself. Her husband is a lucky man.
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Hey you! Will you grab me a soda?!
If the fridge is in reach of the hot tub, I'll grab one and pass it to you.
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How many beers should I drink?
I think it depends on how ugly the girl you are buying drinks for is.
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I only want erotic people to answer this. Why did you have a wet dream?
The only time I've ever had wet dreams, were when I was young. Puberty had hit me, but I hadn't yet discovered masturbation. One day, I was thinking about a cute girl in class, and discovered while in the shower that a certain motion commonly performed while cleaning, suddenly feels really good. Been hooked ever since, and no wet dreams ever since.
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Have YOU ever had a pet rooster
When I first moved back in with my folks, they had acquired chickens while I was at college. Once I was back, I had to adjust to a-hole roosters crowing right outside my window when I was trying to sleep in. I got good at chasing them off the porch outside my room by swinging my lightsaber at them. Too bad it wasn't a real lightsaber, I could've gotten a bit of fried chicken really easy.
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Is someone with you?
My imaginary girlfriend is here, but she doesn't say much.
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What's a sign that your date is cheap?
She says yes to a date with me. One look at my car, a woman has to be a cheap date to go out with me.
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have you ever been arrested? if so why? dont lie,be honest:)
Never arrested, gotten a few traffic tickets.
When I was a teenager, I was waiting outside of the Masonic Lodge where my youth group met, and a cop car pulled up and the cops asked me why I was there. When I reached for my wallet where I kept my membership id, they put one hand on their gun, and one outstretched toward me, and told me to move slowly, and they asked me if I had a knife....
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Will you kill for your country?
The goal of any soldier is not to die for his country, but to make the other guy die for his.
I doubt I'd have the courage to serve my country in war, so I probably wouldn't kill for my country. For my family: yes, in an instant, if needed.
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Are you a beer drinker?
I have Irish ancestry, on my mother's side. I also worked in restaurants for ten years.
Yes I drink. Beer, wine, strong stuff, whatever is handy and cheap. I primarily drink really cheap beer, with a shot of whiskey or scotch added to each glass. I would like to drink better tasting stuff, but I can't afford to.
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why wont the government disclose the information they have on extra-terrestrial beings to the public?
Because the extra-terrestrial beings made the government sign a non-disclosure agreement, as part of their contract to provide us with technology.
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Are you supposed to eat Nachos with your fingers?
Of course, use your fingers to get most of it, and have a fork on standby for the chips that are too soaked with moisture to pick up.
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What is the best tasting fish in your experience?
I live in a small drinking town on the southern Oregon coast with a fishing problem. We get lots of good seafood, and I love the Dungeness crab we get locally. I also love prawns and shrimp, but none of those are fish. My favorite fish is a three way tie between Halibut, Albacore Tuna, and Ling Cod. I enjoy Chinook Salmon as well, as long as it's wild caught, but it is getting harder to find.
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Is it wrong to fantasize about sexual encounters you have had, or wish you had when you are much older and the age you are dreaming about was really young? (like being 30 and thinking about the sex you had when you were 14 or 15.)
I don't think so. I sometimes fantasize about girls I had crushes on when I was young. Nothing ever happened, but they left strong visual memories.
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How young of a girl/guy would you go... and how old are you ?? do you think it is wrong to want to or are with someone that i like a year or two from being legal if you are over the age to be with them?
I'm 31 now. I have a coworker who just turned 21 a few months ago, and she looks good. I would definitely for it if she offered. I have seen some high school girls that have made me think about how unfair it is that they develop so much before they are legal.
For the other end of the spectrum; A few years ago, I met and fell in love with a woman who was 15 years older than me. I knew it...
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Men, do you get massages? Do you go to a gay masseuse? When you get a massage are you looking for a happy ending?
I've had massages a few times, some men, some women. I have no idea if the men were gay. If a really hot chick was giving me a massage, I might be tempted to ask for a happy ending, but I doubt I'd have the courage.
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How many times a week have you seen someone and thought "Wow I would like to f*ck that"
At work, I have my boss and a couple of really good looking coworkers (I'm the only guy), so I have that thought over and over. We also have some really good looking clients, so I have that thought again. When I get off work, I usually stop at the store, and there are numerous hotties shopping there.
I think Avagadro's Number might be close enough. 6.022 X 10^23.
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Am I a racist if I want to be a friend with someone because they are from a different race or ethnicity?
is your only reason to be this person's friend because they are a different race than you? Then yes! That is racist.
Be friends because they are a decent human being.
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Are you going to drink the last beer?
If I bought it, then hell yes.
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What's the best way to get you out of a bad mood?
One of two options:
A blow job, or 10,000 dollars. The truth is, I could buy a lot of bjs with 10,000 dollars. Guess what I prefer?
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In what films do you see bidets being used?
Appearing on screen, Crocodile Dundee thought that the bidet in his hotel room was a boot washer. That's the only instance I can think of.
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I love______but I hate______
I love free beer, but I hate cheap beer if I have to pay for it.
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Who do you think is the greatest scientist of all time and why?
It is impossible to pick one greatest of all time. Each of the great scientists was great in his/her own time. As Isaac Newton said, "If I have seen farther than other men, it is not because I have greater vision, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants." Newton meant that his work built on the theories of his predecessors. As does all science. I am a huge fan of Einstein and...
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How old were you when you finally had a younger person call you old?
I think I was about 22-24 when I was visiting and playing video games with a cousin who was 10-12. (She was 10 when I was 22, I just don't recall exactly when this happened. It was almost a decade ago.) Somehow, the conversation drifted to icons of entertainment, and she didn't recognize who I mentioned, because "You're old, you know those ancient games." I have since educated her about the...
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Do You wash your hands b4 or after useing AB
It really depends on the questions I view/answer.
This one, no need, others... Well, that's for me to know.
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What would you like with that hot dog?
Ketchup, mustard, and relish.
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Why do Final Fantasy characters Sephiroth and Vincent Valentine turn me on so much??
Um... because you have a weird fetish for FFVII?
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What could you do to leave me BREATHLESS
I do have about six inches of "organic sausage" that can maybe plug your throat and leave you literally breathless. If I was really lucky.
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Should I tell the emergency room that I have meth in my system? I am here for a toothache but in afraid to tell them.
Got a toothache? Try a drug that is a local anesthetic. Cocaine is a good example.
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Where would you not go on a family holiday or vacation?
Mordor. One does not simply walk into Mordor.
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Why don't you use your brain?
I use my brain most of the time. Every so often, the blood flow and gravity favors the lower head. My brain loses control at that moment.
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Why should a (single) man not go to a strip club?
I already answered, but I have a second answer:
Why not? What else is a single guy gonna do?
That is, if he can't get a date.
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what is SOPA/PIPA?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+SOPA%2FPIPA%3F
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
I heard another one recently:
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Doughnuts."
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What would be a good city to make a Zombie film, the kind of city where people don't need make up
My initial answer was Las Vegas. If a zombie infection happened, it would spread easily there.
However, the question asked where would be a good city to film a zombie movie. In that case, Canada. It doesn't matter where in Canada, but they typically demand far less per hour to be a stunt actor (ie fake zombie) than American actors do.
Toronto would make great choice for movies, and I think...
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How many and what kinds of thermometers do you own?
I actually don't own any. My phone is my major weather device, and it lies to me most of the time. It is an iPhone4 with the Weather Channel App.
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I took a swab test and said I was not the father but the baby looks like me and all of my other children?
So, why are you wondering if you're the father? Did you have recent problems with the wife? If not, the test could be a false result. But why question it?
Before I can offer my limited advice, I need to know more.
If you aren't willing to share, please take the first line as my best effort for advice.
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did you ever do what bill hurt did with alkaloids, Basidiomycota mushrooms,
and an isolation flotation tank? I won't tell anyone else.
I'm not familiar with the experiment, I'm a physics major. I do find biology a fun thing to study as a relaxation aide. Can you give me the details of Bill Hurt's experiment?
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How many mistakes did you make on your driving test?
It's hard to remember, been about 14 years. (Darn, I'm getting old. And I actually didn't get my license I was 18, had to wait till I owned a car.) I was right at the minimum on the written test, (trick questions, speed limits were posted different in many parts of town than state law).
On the driven test, I only missed two parts. Pulling out of the parking lot to start the test, I failed...
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What's in common and what' different between freemasons and iluminati?
Freemasons exist, and proudly announce our membership and existence. On the other hand, the Illuminati ceased to exist over 200 years ago, and if they do still actually exist, they are hiding.
Freemasons are very visible in the public eye, performing works of charity in support of public education and other causes. When was the last time you heard of some Illuminati doing something for...
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Your nightmare?
My nightmare?... Working all night. Especially now that I work at a bank.
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What would you do if you heard your Mom listening to Justin Bieber?
If I heard my mom listening to Justin Bieber, I would take a moment and double-check what universe I was in.
In no universe that I or any of my family are likely to visit, will Justin Bieber ever be a talented artist.
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How to keep cool in virtual or game worlds?
If you are asking how to maintain an even temper and not freak out while playing games online; here's the key: Don't be an idiot.
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If a man cant impregnate a woman due to his impotence is that a erectile dysfunctional family?
Impotence is the same as erectile dysfunction. A man who can't "get it up" is impotent.
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What is the time when you are awake right now?
1:30 AM Pacific Standard Time here on the West Coast of the US.
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In an Oregon apartment building, is it legal for the landlord to raise the rent on only one tenant?
I think it might be illegal for them to raise rent on just one tenant. I'm no expert though. Here is a link that could be helpful: http://www.oregon.gov/OHCS/contact_us.shtml
It is the Oregon Department of Housing and Community Services.
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Are you sick of being the age you are? I'm sick of being 21 and can't wait to be 22.
Seriously? You wanna be older, do what I did, wait a while.
You can't wait to be 22? I wish I was 22 again. Don't rush the aging process.
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Is this egypt yet?
No, this is not Egypt, and this will never be Egypt. Egypt is a country, this is a website. Two completely different things.
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If I take 2 steps forward 3 steps back do a jiggy where will i end up in relation to johnny's nation treasure? (map answer preferred)
You are doing an odd form of dance. And nobody knows what "johnny's nation treasure" means.
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Who has had incest and with whom?
I had a short relationship with a younger cousin of mine. We never had any sexual contact, just my hand on her knee.
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Dick or Pussy?
I have the rod, I am ready for the hole. Anytime, any day. Any woman that is interisted just has to ask.
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Where can I find information about how a specific drug (Diphenhydramine hydrochloride / benadryl / Tylenol simply sleep) affects the brain? not things like it decreases mucous production, but more like how the actual brain and nerves are affected.
I would check www.webmd.com
According to WebMD, it is an antihistamine. The primary purpose of the drug is to prevent allergic reactions. A side effect of all antihistamines is drowsiness.
And that is how a great sleep aid pill was found. The antihistamines are non-habit forming, unlike the previous narcotic-based sleep aids.
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Men...How did you learn about jackin off????
I was 13, and one day, I just felt this urge to do something with the hard on I had. I started in the shower, using soap as lube.
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How long after you realize you are very horny, do you begin masturbating or seeking your partner? Minutes/hours/days?
"How can you tell when a man is horny?" ... "He's breathing."
That aside, I work in a small bank branch with only eight employees, all women except for me. Three of them are very attractive (my boss especially.) Seeing them gets me horny, I guess. So does seeing the hot chicks shopping at the grocery store. I have to wait until I get home to even think about wanking.
When I'm at home,...
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When I materbate, I think about _____.
Mostly, my really good looking boss. She is a M.I.L.F. in every sense of the word. Fantastic legs, nice hips, great tits. And a beautiful face with dark hair surrounding it. She's in her late 40's, and has taken care of her body. Her husband is a very lucky man. I'm glad that she is a hugger, because she sometimes comes around the office and gives us a hug for our hard work on some...
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Is it weird for a guy to masturbate?
What the bleep is that Mark guy's problem? I don't get it, "Avoid temptation." By never being around women?
I work at a small office where I am the only male. Out of eight employees, there is me, and three very attractive women, three I might find attractive after a few beers, and one that would take a lot of alcohol for me to find attractive.
Every healthy, sane man masturbates. I use my...
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I'm 51 years old and mastrubate daily. Are there other guys that do it to
I have lots of sex, all with myself. I am a chronic bachelor, in a bit of a dry streak. My last date was a couple years ago.
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If masturbation were illegal, forbidden, and punishable by death (as it once was), how would your view of your sexuality change?
I would start spending more time hiding and pretending to do something else. Luckily, I play a lot of video games, so I could use those as a cover.
My view would not change, and I might possibly take an activist stance, advocating for freedom in this area.
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I haveA ProbLem With My Primary OLD BOSS, Iresigned aLongWhileBACK & I've SeenHERcomingAroundTownNearbyVeryREPETIVELYasIf,
I think you have problems with using the space bar and shift/caps lock. Once you address those issues, people may take you seriously.
Your former boss is stalking you, sorry, I don't have any idea how to handle that. Try calling the police.
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can an 11 yr old make porn?
Not legally in any civilized country. That's just wrong.
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when was the last time you hugged someone? was it intimate or casual?
The last time I hugged someone was a few weeks ago, my boss came around to congratulate us on our hard work over the past quarter. She's a really good looking woman, so I wish it was an intimate hug, but it wasn't.
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is it ok to jerk off to one your girl friends? I don't have crush or anything I just think some of them are really attractive
Do you mean friends who happen to be female? If so, why not? I get along pretty well with my coworkers, all girls, and some of them are quite attractive. Needless to say, I've rubbed many out with visions of one or more of them in my head.
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Who was the Charles Mason?
"Who was the Charles Mason"? Who was THE Charles Mason? As opposed to "Who was Charles Mason?" Notice the missing THE. Try asking a question in proper english next time.
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Who were the Freemasons, what did they do back in the old days and what do they do now?
I don't know about the "were" part of the question, but I can give you some history. Ancient Freemasonry is said to have originated at the building of King Solomon's Temple. That is legend that is referred to in Masonic Ritual. Modern Freemasonry started in 1717, when the first Grand Lodge was formed in England. Freemasonry spread to the New World fairly quickly, and there were a good...
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How come I can't change clubs on NES Golf anymore? Hard to putt with a driver!
I think you mean Wii Golf.
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I recently hooked up my NES from when I was a kid and it still doesn't work. None of my old tricks to get it to read the games are working. CAN THIS BE FIXED AND IF NOT WHERE CAN I FIND ANOTHER ONE? i loved my nes
Like fatcat37 said, clean the connections in the console. I got one at a swap meet, and I just opened up the case, cleaned the connections with rubbing alcohol and a small flathead screwdriver to scrape corrosion away. And I used the screwdriver to bend them back out slightly. They had become bent away from the cartridge points slightly by all the years of use. It's delicate and tedious...
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can someone recommend any Nintendo (NES) RPGs?
Final Fantasy I and II were good for the NES. While not completely having all the elements of an RPG, Legacy of the Wizard was excellent. The cartridge is kind of hard to find though. And there are always the classics Zelda I and II.
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Do you still play the original NES?
I never had one as a kid, cousins or friends did, so I grew up playing it. I got one a few years ago at a flea market, and have a few games for it. It wasn't working very well, so I opened the case and cleaned and straightened the contacts for the cartridge. Works great now. I haven't played in a few months, but I've been tempted the last few weekends. I may just hook it up and play this...
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What is the hardest science for studying?
Physics is the most challenging subject, if that is what you are asking. Physics is the basis of all sciences. Physics describes everything in the universe, and how all matter interacts. Every other form of science is just applications of physics principles, with less math.
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Do you text when driving and think you can do it without causing an accident? Be truthful.
If I wanted to die, and take a few people sharing the road with me, then sure, I would text while driving.
There is no text in the entire world that can't wait for the sender or recipient to pull the f**k over and stop the car.
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If you could use only one weapon during a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse), what would it be?
A boomstick, and a chainsaw mounted on the stump where my left hand used to be. If it worked for Ash in The Evil Dead series, it should work for me. Even if I'm not as cool as Bruce Campbell.
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Why would anyone want to join the masons? What is so good about carving stone?
Freemasonry is an ancient Fraternity based on the original stonemason guilds of the middle ages. As time passed, the guilds gained in popularity, and they got so many wealthy citizens petitioning for membership, that the guilds transitioned from purely operative, toward the Speculative. The beginning of Freemasonry.
We modern Freemasons use the ancient tools as symbollic tools to teach...
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Do you drink from a mason jar?
As redneck I am, I usually should, but I don't. I just don't find the shape of the jar's canning-purposed edges to be comfortable when drinking. I stick to plain glass glasses, or plastic cups.
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What are your favorite foods at Applebee's that you just have to go there to get? I ask because I've worked there 10 yrs, and I just don't get it.
Way back when I worked there, my favorites where the Three Cheese Chicken Penne, the Shrimp Fett, with extra shrimp, and the Ultimate Trio, I usually got Trio Shrimp, Trio Ranchers, and more Trio Shrimp.
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In a restuarant would you make a good waitress/waiter? why,why not?
I've got ten years experience in restaurants. I've worked every position outside of bartender and cook. Most of my experience is front of house (host, busboy, server, cashier). I think I did pretty good. I worked graveyard shift at the only 24 hour place in a small town. One weekend, when the bars all closed, we were packed wall to wall. The only employees were me, the server, and my...
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What should you never do in a restaurant?
Work. I have ten years experience working in various restaurants. Only take such a job as an absolute last resort. It is soul-crushing work, mostly because of the idiot customers who have never worked such a job.
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What is the most memorable thing a waiter or a waitress has ever said to or done for you?
"Can you take the eight-top that just got seated? I know you need the tips more, and those folks are really good." I was a waiter at the time.
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I'm a server at a highend restaurant, if I get written up, am I not allowed to add to, or get a copy of the written document?
In my experience, and this may not apply in all legal jurisdictions, restaurants fall into the category of "right to hire" or "right to work". I'm not sure of the exact terminology. For the employee, they have the right to quit anytime, without notice. For the employer, they have the right to terminate employment at any time, without notice. Any write-up policies are nothing more than that...
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Have you ever forgotten to button your blouse?
I'm a guy, so I don't wear blouses. I wish more women would forget to button their blouse, and also forget to wear a bra. :)
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An extremely gorgeous man with an extremely kind and caring heart is like_______.
The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, and Santa Clause. In other words, imaginary.
The "hunks" whose appearances women go crazy over are almost exclusively jerks. They know that if the girl they are with doesn't put up with being treated like crud, they can find another one real quick.
On the obverse, the men who are kind, caring, and truly appreciative of a woman; are frequently that way...
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How many years will it be before you can beat up Chuck Norris?
He's 71 years old now. I'm 31. I think I could take him when he reaches 91, and that's only if I spend the next 20 years training in martial arts. This is Chuck Norris you're asking about.
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Atheist: if there was no money in the world for you to Love & pursue than who would you love & serve?
There appears to be a misunderstanding of the word Atheist (a - without, theos - deity, and ist - one who is. From the latin roots) . Atheist means, "one who is without deity". Never in history of civilization, has religion, and therefore the existence or nonexistence of deity, been connected to currency. Man has had multiple forms of both money, and religion, and all have been separate,...
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What's Santa's favorite food?
We always gave Santa beer and pickled eggs. Strange how that was Grandpa's favorite meal also.
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Anyone know any two-member bands? I can only think of Panic! At The Disco and Creature Feature. o_o
Flight of the Conchords.
They have some good songs, and are very funny. Two dudes from New Zealand, and very talented, especially when it comes to comedy. The music part of their act is pretty good too.
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Does reflective tape glow in the dark?
Reflective tape, or anything reflective, reflects light. It is designed to reflect small amounts of light very well. Absolutely nowhere in the definition of the word "reflective" does "self-illuminating" or "glow-in-the-dark" occur. If there are any reflective tapes that glow in the dark, they are a combination of two technologies. Reflective tape, and phosphorescent (glow in the dark) paint.
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do you think more and more men are becoming bi?
"Bi?" as in Bisexual? I can't speak for all men everywhere, but I personally am very straight. I find myself attracted to the 18 year old girls who come into the (bank) branch I work in as strongly as I am attracted to my late-40s something manager, who is a major MILF. I just like females, and I can't hide that fact.
Personally, I don't think more men are becoming bi, the guys that were...
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how to annotate a books
Noone can do anything to "a books". Is the question about one book, or multiple books?
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when is the last time you just totally cut loose, and had some fun?
The last time I got really drunk. About two and a half years ago. I don't remember it so well, I just know some of the stories from my friends who either were the bartenders, or were drinking along with me, just not as much. I woke up on the floor of my apartment, just inside the door. Still fully dressed in my uniform from my sh***y job at Applebee's. I had left work, went to the bar that...
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How to transfer iPhone contacts to my iMac ?
You should just be able to connect the iPhone to the iMac via the USB cable. iTunes should detect the iPhone immediately, and start the sync. I use Windows on my computers, but I own an iPhone 4. My iPhone syncs right away via iTunes. It should be even easier with a Mac.
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Guys would you ever date your best friend who is a girl?
I was really close friends with this one girl. We spent a lot of time together, both online and in person. For a time, she was close to what could be described as my best friend. I actually fell in love with her, and she had absolutely zero interest in me. Our friendship fell apart based on my inability to be just a friend to her.
So yes, when we were friends, I totally would have dated...
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If a woman refuses to repent and denies God before she is stoned for adultery does He condemn her to eternal damnation?
This question is all kinds of f**ked up. Where is there any place that has the Judeo-Christian God and/or Jesus as the major religious influence and still accepts stoning as a form of punishment for adultery?
That being said, I always thought that the purpose of "repenting" was to absolve one of sin. If someone refuses to repent, then they go to hell. If someone is truly guilty of more...
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im going on a 4 day trip to visit my boyfriend in texas what should i pack...
I think it depends on what part of Texas you are going to. My stepdad is from Texas, and he has said that there are areas in Texas like any other place in the country. They have a diverse geology and type of land area apparently. Check the weather report for the area, and pack accordingly. Being in the Southern US, snow is less likely than in Washington State, but it might still happen,...
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I'm too skinny,any way to gain fat?
You need to double check first; are you actually too skinny? And too skinny for what? You don't really want to gain fat. If you need to increase body mass, the best is to increase muscle mass. With a good diet, and increased exercise, one can increase body mass, and be in better shape than before.
The alternative method to just simply get fat, sit on your lazy rear end, play lots of video...
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Will you eat strawberries in bed with me?
If you were a chick, yes. Sorry to disappoint.
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Why does Criss Angel like candy so much???
Maybe he needs the sugar to fuel his extreme illusions?
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As cute as _______________________
As cute as... Zooey Deschanel.
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When grocery shopping, do you take a cart into the store from the parking lot, or do you expect one to be availble inside already?
I expect that the store has a high enough supply of carts, and enough courtesy clerks available to make cart runs, that carts are there at the entrance. If I pass by someone just as they finish unloading their cart into their vehicle, I'll offer to take the cart, to save them taking it to a cart return, and so I've got one right away.
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So I am sitting in my boyfriends car wear just pants and a sweater in front of target cops are everywhere should I strip naked
Yes, and make sure you get lots of pictures of the event. And share said pics.
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is my son want to have sex with me
As Thinker said earlier, it seems obvious that English is not your primary language. You have done a decent job of conveying your question. I agree with Thinker, if you want to, go for it. Sounds like your son is ready and waiting.
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Which family members do you enjoy having sex with the most?
I haven't had sex with any relatives, but I do have a few that I would enjoy. My sister for one, over and over and over... I have a few female cousins that frequently star in my fantasies while I "flog the dolphin, polish the bishop, etc" I have one cousin, recently turned 19, who has been a surefire method of helping me get off, just by looking at the pics she posted on Facebook. Her pics...
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my gf wants to bring her older sister into bed with us for sex what do you think?
High five with your best friend, and then go for it.
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have u ever think that to fuck ur brother/sister??
you dont do that yet? share your story here for some advices.
You may want to learn proper English grammar before you ask questions. Or maybe try going to school, then having sex with your siblings.
That being said, I have thought about sex with my sister, frequently. She was born just shy of a year and a half after I was, so we both reached puberty at close to the same time. I was just starting to become interested in girls at the same time she was...
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Why do black fraternities always stomp their feet dancing?
I've never seen an all black frat. (admittedly, I live in Oregon, we have an unfortunate history with black people, sorry.)
The idea though, of black frats always stomping... Sounds a little racist. Like assuming all white people use mayo on their sandwiches, or all asian folks can't drive.
The black guys I've met have been pretty cool, not obsessed with hip-hop or stomping. The Muslim...
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Templar knights, do they still exist?
The Order of Knights Templar currently exists as part of York Rite Freemasonry. As a Master Mason progresses through the degrees outside of the three degrees of Blue Lodge, he has a choice: York Rite, or Scottish Rite.
Many Freemasons choose both, so they can learn more of the symbolic teachings of Freemasonry. Neither is superior to the other, and none are superior to the Third Degree, or...
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Do adults like super mario bros.
I grew up with Super Mario Bros. on the original NES. I am 31 years old, I own an original NES, and a cartridge of the original Super Mario Bros. I also own a SNES and a cartridge of Super Mario All Stars (which includes the three original Mario NES games, and Super Mario World.) I also own Super Mario RPG for the SNES. If I owned a Wii or Gamecube, I would have some of the Mario games for...
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The legend of Zelda a link to the past. I have the master sword, all three pendants and for some reason I can't get off the mountain in the past to explore the town below. Please give me some gaming advice.
"in the past?" There is no time travel in this game. The travel is between the Light and Dark Worlds, both existing in the same timeframe.
It sounds like you are in the Dark World, and haven't faced the Wizard in the Light World yet. In the Dark World, Death Mountain is isolated completely from the rest of the world. There is no way to visit the rest of the Dark World without using portals...
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How do we go through the swamp of evil?
Pull the heavy stone in the light world in the southwest corner of the Desert. Use the warp tile to transition to the Dark World. Then it is just a matter of slogging through the swamp. Watch out for the snake type creatures that shoot fireballs at you. When you reach the same location as the Desert Palace in the Light World, you will need to use the Ether Medallion to open the entrance to...
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guys, if you looking thru your sisters computer and found nude pictures of her
and even one of here friends, would keep looking?
I saw my sister topless one time, many years ago, when we were young. It was by accident, though she did have enough up top worth the accidental glance.
She didn't own a computer before I did, so I never had a chance to look through her pictures. If I had come across any pictures of her, or her friends, I would totally keep looking. My sister is a good-looking woman. And so are many of her...
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would you have a baby with a family member
Sex with some of my female relatives, yes. Babies, no.
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Is it ever to early to_________
Have a beer?
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The good news is that that person you really like has invited you to dinner at their place. The bad news - they've cooked you ____________
Spinach and brussel sprouts.
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Can you dance?
Once, many years ago, I performed "I Can't Dance" by Genesis at karaoke. The KJ was a friend of mine, and had personally witnessed me getting drunk, and failing to dance. He started to giggle just a bit when he saw the song I picked.
So no, I can't dance.
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Who ate my 5 dollar footlong?
Sorry, I was hungry.
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What was the best NES game?
Best NES game ever? Very tough question. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" is close to the top, as is "Legacy of the Wizard". There are a lot of games on the NES that were good, but few that come close to "Best Ever" That title should belong to Final Fantasy I. The original Final Fantasy that launched a huge franchise.
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Life is unfair, how do people live?
One just has to nut up or shut up. Fairness doesn't exist in the real world.
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What's your favorite form of torture?
If you're asking what I like to receive, that's messed up. As to my favorite delivery method of torture, torture really isn't effective in extracting information from a subject.
That being said, I would force the subject to watch "Dora the Explorer" until the subject cracked,
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How old were you when you found out that Santa isn't real? Who told you?
I don't remember ever believing that Santa was a real mystical entity giving me presents. As early as I can remember, I knew that any present under the tree labeled: From Santa, was actually from my family. I don't know why, might have been due to my highly analytical mind figuring things out early on. I like the Santa legend, I just don't remember ever believing it as truth.
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Why doesn't the poo spreader get thrown in the answer bag prison?
Poo spreader??? Did I miss something?
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how to seduce my sister for sex? iam 18 nd she is 15 n0w!
You might want to start with learning to type in English. A "zero" is not equal to the letter "O."
You use them intermittently, so it is obviously on purpose, not just complete ignorance. Perhaps some ignorance though, for even thinking that style of typing was a good idea. And you don't know how to capitalize at the beginning of sentences. That is a refreshing change from the f*****s who...
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who actually has sex with their relative.
When I was 12, we lived in a house with my Father's girlfriend and her two daughters. They were almost my stepsisters, but our folks never tied the knot. I once spent a few hours playing "show me" and "touch me" games with the oldest daughter who was 13 at the time. We even got to the point of rubbing our genitals against each other, to see what it felt like, but without penetration. We...
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For those with much younger siblings did you touch, fondle or otherwise have sexual contact when they were very young?
When I was around 20, I had a cousin who was 12, and I hung out with her, playing video games. She was very developed, more than average for her age, and I did spend some of our time together with a hand on her bare knee, but it never progressed farther than that. To this day I worry that I caused her some psychological trauma.
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Where does Applebee's get its wall hangings?
From the deepest recesses of Hell. That many wall hangings are not natural, and it is an absolute hell to be surrounded by them for thirty hours a week. (I used to work at one)
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I've never been to an Applebees, although there is one within striking distance - any good or bad experiences to report? Thanks
I used to work at one, so I have many, many bad experiences to report. As a customer though, the food is ok. Most of the dishes are just so-so, and a few are really good, but just a few. prices are a little steep, which is part of why I haven't eaten at one since I stopped working there.
The worst thing is all the god-awful decorations all over the walls, and the forced "Welcome to the...
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Shouldn't $6 beers come with at least a 2 minute dry hump?
In any decent and civilized world, yes.
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who are the masons? secret men gang.. what do they do ?!
http://www.masonicinfo.com/primer.htm
Excellent reading, and very informative.
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Ok so everyone says animals,dinos came first.So who created them? Did "God" goof the first time? Sounds like a big kid playing with block.
God didn't goof the first time at all. God, or whatever Supreme Being created all of us, simply guided the process of creation along the path that we scientists understand as evolution. The Supreme Being probably wanted the progression of life from amino acid complexes to single celled organisms to complex animals and plants; to proceed at a slow pace, to allow the life forms to get used to...
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Worst thing to say to your spouse on your wedding anniversary?
The worst thing I can think of for an anniversary? If I was married, and after a year, asked: "Who are you?" An even worse question would be for a family with kids, and one person asking, "Who are you, and who are these kids?"
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Why should a (single) man not go to a strip club?
The only reason I can think of that keeps a single man away from a strip club is money and geographical distance. Either he can't afford the visit, or he can't afford the drive. Sometimes both. Even if the club is within walking distance, it's not worth it unless you can afford to enjoy yourself.
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Who is bored out of their mind right now?
I'm on Answerbag at 2:12 am local time. I need to go to bed so I can get enough rest for work in seven hours. I think I might be a wee bit bored out of my skull. Is that close enough?
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Do you feel liking to teach a lesson to anybody here?
"Do you feel like teaching a lesson to anybody here?" As opposed to:
"Do you feel liking to teach a lesson to anybody here?"
I hate to nitpick, but in this category, I would hope that the questions were in proper English. Or open to revisions in proper English. A hint: The first statement is proper English.
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what would you say your number one skill is?
I think my number one skill is my ability to share my knowledge with students. I plan to be a teacher, which is why I noticed this question.
It is in the wrong category; however, I can't thank of a better category off-hand, so this can stay in the current category for now.
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Has anyone seen my baseball?
I've been told by the cool kids that if you are Mary's brother, you should keep asking the question, but they use a different word. Use "penis" instead of "baseball".
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You woke up and you're naked. To your left, you can see Jesus, sleeping peacefully and naked too. What will you do?
I would ask: "How much of your blood did I drink last night?"
You know, the whole communion, "this is the blood of Christ" thing.
Seriously, I'm a dude, and I'm not a Christian. Jesus would have to perform that whole "water to wine" miracle a few dozen times at a party I was at. And even after all that water turned into wine, I would most likely have just woken up next to him in the same...
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What happens in the VIP room?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Just kidding.
Last time I went to the VIP room, it was a break even on the price. I got the girl for a more private dance, and I got more than just one dance for the initial purchase price. I got the girl and got a better few dances, but I could've gotten a better variety of girls for a lower total price.
If you find a really, really, really hot...
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i like kissing stripers while getting a lap dance does anyone eles do this its a reall wet tongue kiss not just a peckon the cheek
Every club I've ever been to has a strict policy of "no touching" You must be in a really good place. The best I've ever been able to get away with is if the dancers rub their breasts against my face, it is ok for me to grab a quick lip full of nipple. And that has only happened in one club in Oregon that I've visited.
The dancers I have experience with don't hold still long enough to...
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Female Strippers - how often do guys cum when you give them lap dances?
So the Dancers aren't answering yet. I can give my own experience. I've had a variety of beautiful dancers give me a personal dance, and never once lost my load. I had my first dance when I was 21, and they would let me in, and I've since had dances where the lady was completely nude during the dance, and incredibly gorgeous. I've been close, but never came during a lap dance.
I'm one out...
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what not to say to a stripper while getting a lap dance?
"Will you marry me?"
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hey its my 18th bi4thday got anything good for me ;)
In America, you can buy tobacco, (although who in their right mind wants to), you can buy lotto tickets, and you can buy an amazing assortment of adult entertainment, including video, literature, and toys. Crassly known as a s***ton of porn.
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If you could pick your best fetcher and put it in a photo what would it be?
Clarification please: "Fetcher?"
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A locally known stripper slips YOU their hotel room key. What to do?
If I had a locally known stripper, I don't know what I would do. Too bad I live in a tiny town with no strip clubs.
If I was visiting a nudie bar, and one of the dancers slipped me her room key, I'm not quite sure how I would react, as every visit to a nudie bar has ended with me giving cash, and leaving with a hard-on. If the dancer could hide a hotel key somewhere on her outfit, or she...
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What would have happened if the Borg said, "resistance is fertile" instead of "futile"?
I guess the people trying to resist them would be using copious amounts of Round-Up.
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What condition affects bonded Vulcan males approximately every seven years?
Reminds me of a joke I heard years back:
"What do Vulcans say before turning out the lights?"
"Will you still respect me in seven years?"
Corny yes, but I am a Trekker, I can't help it.
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What was the most innapropriate situation that got you horny?
To answer the "most inappropriate" time I got horny: I was at work and my boss, who is a very attractive woman, came around to all of us employees to let us know we had made some major goal or won an award. Something like that, it was almost a year ago, so I don't remember the exact reason. Anyways, my boss was wearing a crushed velvet dress, as it was close to Christmas. She got over to...
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men what suduces you
Boobs. Freely shown as a private show for me.
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What is/can be seductive to you? why?
The easiest way for a lady to seduce me is to simply drop her top. I'll get the message pretty clearly.
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how far back can you trace your ancestry
I can trace it directly 13 generations back to a blacksmith in Massachusetts colony back in the 1630s or so. He had a family crest that is identical to a family in England who has records as far back as the 1300s.
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Who has mixed heritage?
I'm an American mutt. My family name can be traced back to England in the 1300s. I have Irish from my mom's side of the family, French Canadian from her paternal grandfather, Dutch and German from my paternal grandmother, and who knows what else. All of the people in North America with my last name can trace their ancestry back to a blacksmith in Massachusetts colony, back in the 1630s. And...
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Where can I watch full movies in English online?
I use Netflix. I see all kinds of movies in English.
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why does my guy masturbate quite often?
Because it's fun and relaxing.
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Why is incest porn a turn on?
I have no incest feelings, but watching incest porn is a turn on, is it the taboo? Is it bad? I feel bad
Most of it is probably fake. (The people in the film aren't really related.) Even if they are, you get turned on by watching two people have sex. Nothing wrong with that.
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Isn't Incest like Pedophilia in a way?
Incest is sex between relatives, regardless of age or consent. Pedophilia is a sexual attraction to prepubescent children. They sometimes overlap, but that doesn't mean they are the same thing.
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Help. Ability to benefit test?
"Ability to Benefit Test"?
I'm sorry, I've never heard of such a test. If you could provide me with information, I might be able help.
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Why you choose physics in your profession ?
I am fascinated by learning how the universe works. I knew early on that Physics was the field I wanted to be in. I read my high school Physics textbook's description of Black Holes. Based only on what I read in my textbook, I made a theory that if one could enter a Black Hole safely, and exit it safely: a Black Hole could be used for travel to any point in time or space within our...
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why is my male cousin into me?
It's definitely the flirting and the grinding. If you had never done that, it would be much easier to tell him no. He got into you because of the flirting and grinding. So, I think the answer is right in front of you.
Now you just have to decide how to let the guy down gently, or a hard crash all at once.
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If you were having sex with your girlfriend and you sister walked in and wanted to join in, and your gf said ok, would you let her?
I don't have a girlfriend at this current point in life. However:
To answer the hypothetical question: If my sister walked in on me and some babe, I would invite her to join in. I grew up with my sister, and I've seen how her body has developed. I'd totally involve her in a three-way, if she was willing.
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Brother sister incest ?
As I grew up, I found myself drawn to the females I had close access to. That included my sister; and God damn, she was a beautiful young woman. I never got the chance to explore anything, but I thought about it enough, and soiled many tissues while thinking about it.
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Do you fantasize about your niece giving you a hand job?
I don't have any nieces yet. I do have cousins who where born many years later than me. The last two where born when I was close to 13. I do have some fantasies about them, but not exclusively.
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Do you get along better with your siblings now ,or when you where younger? Why?
Definitely better now. We are all grown up, and not stuck in the same house anymore. Also, we have matured, and petty teenage differences don't bother us. Especially since my baby sister turned 30 recently. If she complains about anything I do, I can just remind her of that fact. :D
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Do you know what it is like to want a brother or a sister?
Sorry, but no. I have a twin brother, a sister, and a half-sister. Not to mention step-siblings. (My parents and my step-parents took some time to settle down, and had kids on the way)
People ask me what it is like to have a twin, and I ask, "What is it like to not have a twin?"
I think the same concept applies. The people who are only children, and don't have any siblings, can't really...
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How should you never treat a sibling?
A daily beating would be a bad way to treat a sibling. As much as my bossy sister may have deserved a simple weekly beating. Too bad I love my family too much to hurt them.
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No one can make you do anything unless you let them. How do not let people get to you?
There have been some really good answers. I don't know if my two cents are going to be as good, but here goes:
It may take a little practice, maybe setting a series of progressive "No" lines, literally or figuratively. Tell people no on something easy, and build from there. As far as people getting to you, emotionally, that's the hardest part. Just steel yourself against the pain they...
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have you ev ever had an extremely rude customer?
Over the many years of work and many different jobs, I've had several rude customers. Rather than try to remember one of them from a past job, I shall recount a customer from my current job. This customer was just a little bit rude, mostly just awkward.
I work at a bank, and this customer came into the bank to cash a check drawn on our bank. I asked him if he had an account with us. Upon...
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Should their be a law to fine unruly and aggressive customers?
I work at a bank, and with the recent regulatory changes that have hit the banks, we have gotten a few customers upset with changes to their fee structures. The ones who came in with calm, simple questions; got quick answers and were easily taken care of. The ones who came in yelling about us ripping them off, needed to be tasered. Too bad we didn't have one handy. There really is no point...
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How do you deal with problems you have with customers?
When I worked in restaurants, I tried to bend over backward to satisfy the stupid a******s, just so I could get the smidgen of a tip they would leave behind.
I work at a bank now, and when a customer asks for something that can't be done, I can either tell them that it is Bank policy I can't override, or (more likely) that a new federal regulation requires me to do things a certain way. The...
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I am wondering should ask a co-worker out?
It seems by the phrasing of your question that English isn't your first language, so I hope I don't say anything that is accidentally misinterpreted. The others have said that it is best to not ask your co-worker out. In most circumstances, I would agree.
I keep a personal policy of not asking any coworkers out, since it rarely works out with good results. Most of the time, we have a really...
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What is the best way to handle a boss blatantly staring at your chest? If he wasn't my boss, I'd just tell him off but...
What if I was the male, and my female boss had the chest I wanted to stare at? I try not to, but every so often she wears really nice tops and I can't help but glance down every so often.
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How would you know if you are in Love?
As the Oracle from "The Matrix" said: "Being the One is like being in love. No one can tell you are in love, you just know it, balls to bones."
If you are in love, you just know it. Every time I've been through the phase of wondering if I was, it didn't last long, and always ended with me knowing I was in love.
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How do you know you loved?
Sorry, I need a clarification before I can answer. "How do you know you loved?" Do you mean "How do you know you are loved?" or "How do you know you have loved?" or "How do you know you are in love?" or something completely different?
The wide range of possibilities suggested by your question with improper sentence structure make it hard to guess at what an appropriate answer might...
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is it okay to love someone even though you have a son?
I really hope so. My mom has been in love with a great man for around 14 years, married to him for a little over seven years. She has two twin sons (including me), aged 31. If it was wrong for my mom to love the man who is the love of her life, I think she would be happy to burn in hell, as long as she got to stay with my step-dad. (And my step-dad is a better dad than my father ever was.)
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I look at this girls boobs.?
Ask her out. If she is showing that much of herself to you, she might be open to your advances. If she says yes, then when you are on a date is the time to grab a feel of her boob. Just do so carefully.
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Does any one have any annoying siblings?
Who doesn't? My sister is about a year and a half younger than me. All while we were growing up, she tried to be the "boss". I love her, and she is kind of cool, but she can be so needy sometimes.
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What do you think about this? Please read description.
I've never heard of a school that had a co-ed volleyball team. I'm guessing you aren't really on any team. And your brother isn't part of the volleyball team.
If you are part of the very rare school that has males on the volleyball team, then follow the advice of the other people.
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Me/my girl. 14 months. No sex. She will only blow me with a condom. but she barely puts in in her mouth. she says its "too big" Advice?
How big is "too big"? If you are within the "normal" range of 5 - 8 inches, then you are not too big. Anything bigger, and the problem is with you being too big, not with her not wanting to take a big c**k. If you are bigger than 8 inches, you may want to consider a career in adult films.
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Do you have any easy to remember food combining rules?
Peanut butter and Jelly are always a good combo.
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is it right to have sex with your girl cousin?
Making a family with a cousin, no. If you met some of my cousins, you would agree to a quick bit of sex. Rubbers help to prevent the family from getting crazy.
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Men, have you ever turned down a woman's offer of sex? Women, have you ever been the woman in this situation? Pray tell, all.
Never, anytime a lady wants to get horizontal, I'm there for her.
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Have you ever considered using the opposite sex shower at work or a gym in the hope that you might get discovered? Just a fantasy of mine...
I work at a small branch of a bank. So we don't have showers. But I am the only male in the office. (1 out of 9 employees) I do have daydreams about a few of my coworkers wanting to shower with me, if we had a shower. Mostly, I consider what it would be like to spend an hour or so in the break room, which is off camera. Some of these women are really beautiful. (and highly f***kable)
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My 12 yo son's secret collection of porn pictures also has some pics of me in a bikini. He must be masturbating over them. What should i do
Started as a legitimate question about how to deal with a teenage boy and his urges. Turned into something else. I should've known. The stuff you'll are talking about is fascinating. How can I join in, discreetly?
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what is a good way to hug my mom with a boner so she feels it but likes it
Try a magazine and your fist. If that doesn't work, try mental images and your fist. Point is, try to take care of the hard on by your self. You shouldn't be rubbing it against your mom.
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any teens 13-16 wanna hook up in the thumb area of michigan
I''m wondering which police agency to report this person to. "Teens 13-16" are not legal last time I checked.
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Been awhile since I have seen this question....how many people would seriously have sex with a sibling?
My sister is a beautiful woman. Given the chance when she was single, I would've gone to bed with her, if he offered. She never offered, because we are not from West Virginia.
My sister is married now. But if her husband said ok, and she was ok with it: I might. When I was a super horny teen ten years ago, I would've in a heartbeat. Now, she's still a beautiful woman, but I respect her...
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How come so many people seem to like incest?
There was a comedian (I think Dave Attell) who mentioned something in one of his bits:
"If you have a hot cousin, you should be able to f**k her at least once. Just to see what she's like."
I think that's a decent philosophy, I have some cousins that I wouldn't kick out of bed, but I definitely won't even think about starting a family with.
I grew up with many female cousins, a sister, and...
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i like my cousin, im planning on telling her how i feel about her on easter, any advice?
I have a few cousins who I've thought of briefly in that manner over the years. But that's all it ever was. I was a young teen, just realizing my hormones, and noticing the closest females to me; my first cousins and also my sister. As a young teen, I noticed any female, and I had yet to develop the morals to choose women outside my family. I have long since been able to override the crazy...
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On an invitation, is there an appropriate way to let peope know that alcohol will be available to adults only?...trying to discourage underage drinking at a graduation party.
So many schools have a "Safe and Sober Graduation Party" that is completely sober. For a party at your home or other venue, where you are allowing adults and minors; you have to consider a few things:
How many high school kids are going to go to a party with a bunch of adults there? Even if the alcohol is present and flowing?
A high school graduation party should be about the graduate. My...
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When should a person feel remorse?
Ideally, a person should feel remorse before they do anything bad, so they don't actually perform the bad actions. If that doesn't happen, they should hopefully feel remorse immediately after the wrong action. Hopefully, they won't perform that action again in the future.
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What is 34th st's cross street?
First, you have to specify a city. There are many cities with a 34th Street.
Second, you should realize that in any city, there is something known as a "grid" of cross-connecting streets. This is most evident in the area known as "downtown" where several streets run parallel to each other, about a block apart. These streets are joined by several streets running parallel to each other, but...
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Religious Freedom: Tenn. Court Affirms That Isn’t Just For Christians. Good news/bad news? Why?
Without knowing anything more about the actual Court decision, its hard to make a decision. Based only on your quote, it sounds like the court is saying that they are upholding current zoning laws, with no changes to how applications to build something are changed. The court seems to be saying "We don't care about your religious choice. If you have any complaints, talk to the local...
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Do you like to run your fingers through your hair, do you like touching your hair constantly?
I keep mine pretty short, so not much for me to run my fingers through. If I had longer hair, I probably wouldn't. Too many years working in restaurants have ingrained a habit of not touching my hair or face, so I don't have to spend time washing my hands right after.
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Can you remember what the world was like before cell phones and the internet???
I grew up in the beginning of the modern world. Born in 1980, I thought the Atari 2600 was amazing, and my uncle that owned a Nintendo was rich. The internet became a common thing when I was in high school, and I remember only knowing a few people who owned cell-phones. Now I own a phone that I can play games on that are far more complex than the game consoles that were around when I was a...
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what are you drinking on at this very moment? alcohol, or juice?
At this exact moment, nothing. Give me a few moments to refill my glass, and I will be drinking alcohol.
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Is General Colin Powell affiliated with the Free Masons?
No.
Quoting masonicinfo.com:
"Colin Powell, former United States Secretary of State, military officer who became a four star general, held the position of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, National Security Advisor and much more. His name appears on a number of web sites as being a 33rd Degree (they leave out "Scottish Rite" but it doesn't matter because it's all a contrived lie...
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What makes you glad you're using the bank you're using?
I work there, so I get our best account for free, and I also have a lot of knowledge and training so I understand all of the little things going on, far better than I did in the past.
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What bank do you use?
I use the Bank I work at. I never have to worry about getting to the bank before it closes after I get off work.
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Are you with the same bank you started out with or did you change banks?
Oddly enough, I am, but not consistently. I started an account when I turned 18 at the bank my father was with at the time. I changed banks five times over the last 13 years, most recently when I was hired by a branch of the first bank a little over a year ago.
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Should Mexicans use offshore banks to send money to their poor, unemployed American family?
Cheaper to use Western Union.
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How do you check an internet bank to check to see if they are legitmate and FDIC insured?
A legitimate bank usually has physical branches. You can also check the FDIC and find out if the bank is actually covered. http://www2.fdic.gov/idasp/main_bankfind.asp
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when was the last time you slept in your cubicle?
I work at a bank, so I don't have a cubicle, I have a teller window. There have been times I wished I could nap for just a bit, but I haven't figured out how to do that standing up.
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What are the signs that someone is a bad boss?
When they are management at Applebee's. I am so glad I escaped that place.
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What is your secret nickname for your boss? Mine is "the gutless wonder."
My boss is actually pretty cool. I don't really have a secret nickname for her, but if I had to come up with one, it'd probably "Hot chick" or something similar.
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I'm 18 and have the hugest crush on a 40 year old. Usually my limit is late 20s but I seriously can't help it! Is that too old?
I'm 31 and I would consider myself lucky to have an 18 year old girl interested in me. This 40 year old guy is really lucky. If he's willing, go for it.
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i got told bye my best friend that my friend thats a boy, friends told her that he was useing me to get closer two her! he said he was not !
Not entirely sure what you are asking. You may need to untangle the question a bit.
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Which U.S. Presidents were Freemasons?
Here is a link that lists all of the famous Freemasons, including the Presidents:
http://www.masonicinfo.com/famous.htm
I browsed the list and picked out the Freemasons who have been Presidents of the United States, and they total 14. Here they are:
George Washington
James Buchanan
Gerald Ford
James Garfield
Warren Harding
Andrew Jackson
Andrew Johnson
Thomas Marshall
William McKinley
James...
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whats the point of high school love and relationships? its not likely it will be forever..
I know of a couple who were friends of mine in high school and are now married. I think it might be uncommon, but like mrsticky005 says, good practice.
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do you believe in the saying"first love never dies?"
I haven't heard that particular saying before, but I think I do.
I remember my first love, although it was back in high school, some 15 years ago. My memories are fond, though I don't know for sure how I would feel if I saw her again, even though I last saw her about 13 years ago. She was a couple years ahead of me in high school, so she went off to college before I finished high school. I...
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How you keep yourself motivate to study hard ?
When I started College, I was 27. I had dropped out of high school and gotten a GED. After working dead end jobs for about nine years, I started community college, with a plan to transfer to Oregon State University a year later. My need to escape minimum wage hell was my primary motivator at first. I did feel burn-out after a few years, and am currently on Academic Suspension, after a year...
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Which universities you will NEVER attend?
University of Oregon. I'm a proud Beaver from Oregon State University, never a Duck.
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Why my heart is still beating for the girl who have allready reject my love?
As stated already, it takes time. The heart wants what the heart wants, even if she doesn't want you.
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Have you ever instantly liked a person?
Definitely, when I gave her $40 and she gave me a lapdance at the "Gentleman's Club" I liked all of those girls instantly.
Or is that not what y'all are asking about?
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What is the temperature of a regular bouncy ball?
As others have already answered:
THERE IS NO WAY A NORMAL HUMAN BEING COULD BE SO F*****G STUPID AS TO ASK THIS QUESTION. The temperature of any object has nothing to do with WHAT it is, and everything to do with WHAT IS PUTTING ENERGY INTO IT.
You bleeping AB Staff need to stick to your day jobs.
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Why you love physics more then all subjects ?
I love how the laws of Physics explain nearly everything. Biologists focus on the parts of nature and Physics that explain their small scope involving life. Chemists are better, in that they learn more of Physics, but not all of it. Physics is the ultimate hard science, requiring more math than the other scientific disciplines. And we get to play with nuclear reactors. Hehehe.
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How long will your power be out from Hurricane Irene?
I think about 1 femtosecond or less. Oh yeah, I'm on the West Coast. lol
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Is Obama steering a hurricane into the SE states that didnt vote for him, just as GWB supposedly steered Katrina into New Orleans?
As Zack said, you must be on something.
How would any human being, even the President of the United States, be capable of steering a storm. Meteorologists, paid to predict weather, have a 20%(approximate guess) accuracy rate as to what's going to happen. How would anyone be able to steer an already formed storm?
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Would you finger bang an orangutan?
I'd be too afraid of having my arm ripped out of the socket. Not to mention the fact that I only want to finger bang chicks I find attractive.
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Were you/are you spanked as a teenager (13-17y.o)? If yes, what implement was used?
My father used his steel toed boots when I was really young, and then switched to a belt. The last time I was spanked was when I was 12 or 13. He was using a belt, and had really bad aim, so he mostly hit my back. The stream of profanity I unleashed at him made him really angry, and his at the time girlfriend (almost my stepmom) had to hold him back from really hurting me. We ended up...
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Can you teach me something new?
Got a couple hours and an interest in quantum physics?
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Did the Masons call an emergency meeting because the Washington National Monument obelisk was damaged from an earthquake?
If you're asking about the Freemasons, try asking the Freemasons near Washington, DC. They would be the ones to do anything, even the remotely unlikely task of helping to repair a building, construction of which they didn't have anything to with.
With George Washington being a Freemason, maybe the Lodges will gather donations at their next regularly scheduled meetings to contribute to the...
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Does anyone happen to know how to join the Freemasons?
As we say, "To Be One, Ask One" Simply put, find a Freemason, and ask him to join. We are eager for members, and will always be quick to hand out a petition for the degrees of Freemasonry. After a petition is submitted, it is read in Lodge, and an investigation committee is assigned to interview the candidate. In my experience, about 99% of the investigation committee reports are favorable,...
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How many degrees are in the Masons?
While the first answer was very good, and actually correct, I do want to expand on it.
There are in reality, 33 degrees in Freemasonry. The first three degrees are in the Blue Lodge, and are the Entered Apprentice Degree, the Fellow Craft Degree, and the Master Mason Degree.
Beyond the three degrees of the Blue Lodge, the basis of Freemasonry, there is York Rite or Scottish Rite. Both are...
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Do Masons get stoned?
As a Freemason, I can tell everyone that our respective Grand Lodges don't say anything for or against getting stoned. Or drunk, or any other drugs. We just warn our members against intemperance, the kind that could cause a brother to accidentally let slip the very few secrets we do have. We also ask our members to obey the laws of the civil jurisdiction where they live. The chances of...
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Did The Masons save the United States from defaulting on their loan?
No, the Senate and House of the United States Congress finally managed a compromise deal. The two major parties stared down each other until one of them got 95% of what they wanted. That was all Congress, and the two major parties, nothing to do with Freemasons.
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Is Newt Gingrich a freemason?
No, he isn't. If he was, the legitimate websites about Freemasonry would list him as a famous member proudly.
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Would listing an extensive Masonic Bio on business website be using Masonry to promote business and violate Masonic code?
Masons don't use our membership as a boost for personal business.
Talking about being a Freemason is allowed, using that talk to try and get discounts is bad form, and not really acceptable.
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My great grandpa was a free mason, How long/can freemasonry run in a bloodline if no one does it for a generation?
Any man who seeks membership in the fraternity of Freemasonry can join, if he meets three basic requirements. He must be applying for membership of his own free will, with no coercion. He must express belief in a Supreme Being of some form, no athiest can be a Freemason, the particular religion is up to each member. Third, he must be of age to apply for membership in the Grand Lodge...
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How do i receive a medal or trophy?
In order to earn any medals or trophies, the prerequisite is to do something, anything that they give medals and/or trophies for.
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Who hates math??? i do!!!
I'm a physics major, so math is pretty much my life right now. The only people around me that do more math are the math majors.
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Are crayola markers nontoxic?
The words "non-toxic" are printed on the side of the crayon wrapper, and also on the box.
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What is the importance of the black and white checked squares in freemasonry?
The black and white checkered squares are known as the Mosaic Pavement. The Mosaic Pavement is a representation of the ground floor of King Solomon's Temple, and is emblematic of human life, checkered with good and evil.
And in case any AB Staff is paying attention, this is professionally researched, by this researcher consulting 12 years of personal knowledge as a member of a Masonic...
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Does boycotting Arizona help? It just hurts the businesses and the people trying to do business, who aren't responsible for the new law.
It does hurt the businesses, but it gets them to complain really loud to the government. The theory is that more voices protesting the immigration laws will bring about change sooner. We just have to wait and see if it works.
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Are you boycotting BP products?
I haven't purchased gas in over two months. My car gets pretty good mileage, and I hardly drive it these days. I live really close to campus, so I just walk or bike to all my classes. (I'm a college student.) I'm not sure, but I don't think there is a BP station in this town, so when I need to get fuel, it's not from them.
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Why do women shave their armpits and men dont?
Because our culture has forced us to accept certain standards of beauty. It is normal for a man to be a bit hairy, but not for a woman.
I'm not complaining. I don't have to shave anything below my neck, and the women I meet keep everything besides the hair on their head gone (or very neatly trimmed, in the case of the pubic area). I am conditioned by society to accept certain standards of...
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Should a female teacher be fired from her job at a religious school for conceiving out of wedlock?
My thought is that she made the mistake of working at a private school, with a religious code of conduct. So, she kind of was asking for it. She should be able to get a job at a good public school that doesn't care about that sort of thing. I think if more qualified teachers chose to work at public schools for any reason, than maybe the rich would support public schools instead of paying...
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is it true that a basball thrown at 100 miles per hr will pick up 0.000000000002 grams of mass?
The quick answer, no. Mass cannot be increased or decreased, due to the laws of conservation of mass and energy. The longer answer requires a brief lesson on Special Relativity.
I suspect the idea behind this question is the increase in inertia as an object increases speed. Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity describes an increase in inertia and momentum as an object approached the...
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can you teach me how to jerk?
I'm trying to let someone know that this is the wrong category. This question seems to be very well answered, but the category is dancing. The only problem is, the YouTube video linked as someones answer is making it impossible for me to see the submit button under the report tab.
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Do you like Star Wars AND Star Trek? Please explain.
I am a "Geek of all trades" I enjoy Star Trek, Star Wars, and Lord of The Rings. I also enjoy lots of other geeky subjects, and I've never focused on one over any others. I've never understood the arguments between those different groups of geeks.
I think it would be fun to see a cross-universe event between the two. Imagine the Death Star vs a Borg Cube. The imagination needed to put...
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Do you see how your hands create a female enclosure around the oars for your boat to row is left paddle right paddle wind rattle and you?
Sorry, you'll have to pass the bong if you want any of us to know what you are talking about.
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Is it just me, or has 2010 been going by really fast?
Oh yeah, 2010 has been going by way to fast.
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How did adam wear his apron as a mason
Who's Adam, and what degree did he receive, if any?
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Is Colin Powell affiliated with the Freemasons?
No.
Quoting masonicinfo.com:
"Colin Powell, former United States Secretary of State, military officer who became a four star general, held the position of Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, National Security Advisor and much more. His name appears on a number of web sites as being a 33rd Degree (they leave out "Scottish Rite" but it doesn't matter because it's all a contrived lie...
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How do you avoid drowsiness without caffeine?
A good night's sleep is the obvious answer.
If you had no choice in timing, a hot shower can help to invigorate you in the morning. Later in the day, something that creates a bit of pain temporarily can help keep you awake. I once found myself very sleepy during a drive late at night. I happened to have a small amount of sports cream in the car. (Ben-Gay or Icy-Hot) I applied a small...
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Would you get the new Iphone 4?
I have the iPhone 3G right now. I got it a few months before the iPhone 3GS was announced. I am addicted to my iPhone, and I can't live without it. I'm eligible for the low-cost upgrade soon, and I can't wait to get the iPhone 4. The new features it has look amazing, and my 3G is a little messed up right now.
I've never owned a cell-phone before the iPhone, so I don't have experience with...
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WHY FIRST ATHEIST ON EARTH FORGOTTEN ?WHY? NO NAME IN HISTORY?
Ok, first, do you know how to turn off the Caps Lock?
Second, can you clarify your question a bit? It seems to be missing many of the words that make for actual sentences in English, the language used on this website.
The above two points apply to all of the recent questions I just discovered with your username attached.
As to answering this question: "Why has the first atheist on Earth...
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Do Masons believe in God?
Every member of a Masonic Lodge is required to profess faith in a Supreme Being. The worship of that Supreme Being is left up to the individual member.
As Masons, we believe that no obligation is binding unless it is made in the name of God, or whatever name a member gives to the Supreme Being.
No Atheist can ever be made a Mason.
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Is McCain an Illuminati of the Masons?
This question is actually offensive. The Illuminati no longer exist, and they have never had anything to do with Freemasonry.
The Illuminati wanted to rule the world, Freemasonry doesn't. Freemasonry still exists, the Illuminati hasn't existed for a few hundred years.
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When did the new masons start?
There are no such thing as "new Masons" other than the fact that EVERY member who joined in ALL OF MASONIC HISTORY has been the "new Mason". I was the "new Mason" twelve years ago when I first joined. I have since participated in many, many degrees, welcoming a stranger into our ranks, and helping to make him the "new Mason".
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Who founded the Masons?
Real Freemasons don't recognize any single person as being a founder of Freemasonry. Freemasonry evolved slowly out of the stonemason guilds of the 12th - 17th centuries. By 1717, speculative masons had formed the first Grand Lodge of Freemasonry in England. No single person is credited with founding Freemasonry.
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Do you fart? if yes , How often do you fart ?
My farts are a little hard to count. On average, many, many, many times a day. In actual time, the farting is concentrated around when I wake up, and after I leave class. I fart a lot in the early morning, with just myself in bed; and I hold in the farts for the rest of the day until I am alone again.
I come from a long line of champion farters and belchers. Gas runs in the family.
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Is it safe to drink red bull and tonic water together?
Yes. Red Bull is an energy drink, loaded with caffeine and B-vitamins. Tonic water has quinine, which has been known to be a malaria treatment. No reason I've ever heard of why they can't be combined.
For flavor, I do hope you are making different drinks, in sequence, that just happen to have those ingredients. I just don't think a Red Bull and tonic is going to taste very good.
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i always thought the alcohol% on a liquor bottle was also the 'proof'. Then saw a bottle with 40% and 80 proof. So what is the 'proof'?
The designation of "proof" was originally a measure of how well an alcohol mixed with gunpowder would light up. If the alcohol was at least 50% alcohol, it would burn easily. The designation of "100 proof" was based on flammability of the liquor, before they could easily check the percent alcohol.
Basically, 100 proof means the alcohol burned according to older testing methods. With more...
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English and Spanish are the two most spoken languages in America; everyone wants an official language here so why not make it Spanglish?
America already has an official language. English is the official language of America.
There was a vote on what language would be the official language of this country a couple hundred years ago, and the top choices were English, German, and Dutch. Most of the settlers of the colonies spoke one or more of those three languages. Shortly after the formation of this new country, the question...
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Would you punish your child for masturbating? If yes, than what for?
What if it was a 10 year old?
What if it was a 16 year old?
Only if the kid was masturbating in public. And then the punishment wouldn't be for masturbating, it would be for exposing him/herself in public. Keep that stuff private, or shared with really good friends.
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Have you ever been punished for masturbating?
I haven't had anyone walk in on me while having fun yet. I don't think I would ever be punished though.
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I\'m around 15 years old. I told my mom to \"go f**k yourself.\" she spanked me once with a paddle. Is this abuse?
Depending on the exact circumstances, I would say no abuse. You expressed a verbal opinion of an unfavorable slant. In language that was very rude. You being a minor, and your choice of words being rather extreme; your parents are well within their rights to beat your ass to make you learn some f***ing respect.
I know I learned to keep certain opinions to myself after a few spankings.
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What is Gods Religion that he wants us to be?
lkajflkejlfkajselfkj. As far as I've been able to determine by paying attention to the various religions, the above gibberish is correct.
Frankly, I don't think the Supreme Being, no matter what name he is know as, (And God has to be a man, because no woman is capable of f***ing things up this bad.) really cares what we call him, as long as we talk to him.
The Supreme Being just wants...
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What does the child within you long for?
My inner child longs for days of arcades. Failing that, access to a NES and some really good games that work without spending hours blowing on the cartridge.
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How much fat do you think the kfc's double chicken sandwiches have?
The KFC Original Recipe Double Down has 540 calories and 32 grams of fat, the Grilled chicken Double Down has 460 calories, and 23 grams of fat.
I think they are both in the range of delicious, heart-attack causing, fast food.
I haven't had a chance to try the KFC Double Down, but I'm sure I'll love it.
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Have you acknowledged the existence of your feminine side?
Maybe not directly, but I have gotten a little teary-eyed watching some movies.
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AM I doing a right thing as a friend?
I would vote in your poll if I knew what those letters meant.
As to your actual question; I had a situation that was kind of similar, but not exactly similar.
I lost a friendship with a girl because I really liked her, and she started dating someone that wasn't me. In my situation, that was ok, because I wasn't going to be happy being just a friend to her.
The dude you liked and are on a...
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Who do you think was in the casket on the finale of Lost?
A dead person. That would make sense, what with it being a casket and all.
I never saw the show, and before I had a chance to try and catch up on missed episodes, and join in the craze of watching the show; I learned that it had gone from making sense to the fans, to making sense to noone.
From the internet chatter I've heard about the last season, I don't see how I could enjoy the show...
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is Albert Einstein say the thories of newton is wrong????
No. Nothing that Einstein or any of the other physicists working in the first half of the 20th century did disputed Newton. Newtonian physics is one name for what is known amongst physicists as classical physics. Classical physics had everything right, until it came time to describe objects or velocities that were either really small, or very large.
Relativity deals with what happens to...
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which would you rather watch?
I've never heard of any of those shows. Are they not shown in the US, or are they really obscure?
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My Panasonic TV stopped responding to the remote control - why?
Sounds like your universal remote is programmed for the Phillips brand TV. You can reprogram to work with the Panasonic, and it will promptly forget how to work the Phillips. The really expensive remotes can learn more than one type of each device, but it is cheaper to just by one mid-range universal per room.
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How do I barbeque juicy hamburgers?
Aside from the fact pointed out by Possum that you can't BBQ burgers, here's my suggestion:
Get good fresh ground beef, shape into patties, and throw on the grill for about a minute per side. The meat will still be mooing, but it is guaranteed to still be juicy.
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Why don't men like black haired women? Asian guys prefer blondes over black-haired women, black guys prefer blondes, middle eastern men prefer blondes, white men prefer blondes, hispanic prefer blondes, noone seems to like black haired girls. why?
I prefer brunettes. Every woman I've had serious feelings for has had dark brown or black hair. Every celebrity that is on my list of the hottest women on earth has dark hair, or I've seen her with dark hair, and think she should keep it that way.
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What is the acceleration of a car that travels in a straight line at a constant speed of 100 km/h?
Zero. Acceleration is defined as a change in speed and/or direction. Straight line motion at constant speed is no change, and therefore no acceleration.
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suppose that two objects attract each others with a force of 16 N. What is the new force attraction between the two objects if...
First, if you want to know the change in force for multiple scenarios, a poll is not the best way to do it.
Second, it helps to define the force between the two objects. Are you asking about gravitational, electromagnetic, or nuclear forces?
Based on the poll choices, I'm guessing you are asking about gravitational force. Force is proportional to the masses, and inversely proportional to...
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I need the names of the top Freemasons please!?!
Depends on where you live. Each Grand Lodge has the highest authority over Freemasons in it's jurisdiction. There is no higher group with authority over the Grand Lodges. And each Grand Lodge has elected officers, elected by the Freemasons who are members of the constituent Lodges, from the constituent Lodges. These top, elected officials each serve a one-year term (it's one year in the...
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wisconsins legal age to quit school
I was going to try and find an answer, someone beat me to it:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/55593
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Who started the Masons?
Who started the Masons? Noone knows. You may as well ask who started counting by tens.
Freemasonry originated from the stonemason guilds that first formed in the 14th century or so. As Europe regained civilization after the Dark Ages, Kings and the Church began commissioning new palaces and cathedrals, and they needed skilled men to design these buildings. The guilds that existed at the...
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Where is the Bible stored in the masonic temple?
First off: the term "Masonic Temple" is incorrect. We prefer our buildings to be called Masonic Lodges. The term "Temple" is an archaic expression, and is not used by modern Masonic Lodges.
Second: not all Masonic Lodges have a Bible. In the Masonic Grand Lodges where Christianity is the dominant religion, the Volume of Sacred Law is indeed the Holy Bible. Freemasonry is open to men of...
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Can you get pregnant if a guy was in you for less then 5 seconds, unprotected?
Did he cum? A guy can experience orgasm, and ejaculate, within five seconds of penetration.
The real truth is that when a male is excited, his cowper's gland produces a clear liquid known as pre-ejaculate, or pre-cum. This fluid can contain small amounts of sperm. All it takes is one sperm to reach the egg to fertilize the egg, and then the egg has to land on the wall of the uterus.
The...
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IN 1KINGS CHAPTER 13 WHY DID THE YOUNG PROPHET DISOBEY GOD AND LISTEN TO THE OLD PROPHET (THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX?)
Think outside of the CAPSLOCK key.
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HOW MANY TIMES IS THE WORD \"BUT\" USED INTHE BIBLE?
I don't know, how many times does the Bible use ALL CAPS?
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why are some televisions or computer moniters lcd with led backlit screens and some are full led screens whats the difference.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+are+some+televisions+or+computer+moniters+lcd+with+led+backlit+screens+and+some+are+full+led+screens+whats+the+difference.
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Does anyone know the title and lyrics of a children\'s song that ends, \"...we don\'t play with Bruno, \'cuz Bruno is a dweeb\"?
The song is titled "Don't Play With Bruno" I couldn't find the full lyrics right away.
Here is a link to a review of an album that the song appears on.
http://www.epinions.com/review/musc_mu-334689/content_417287802500
Amazing what you can find in 10 seconds of searching. I'd never heard of the song before I read your question.
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The question is above , please help me ?
What question? The question is above what?
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What cures psoryrisis on the scalp?
Here is a list of drugs that are indicated as treatment for Scalp Psoriasis, according to Web MD.
http://www.webmd.com/drugs/condition-5418-Scalp+Psoriasis.aspx?diseaseid=5418&diseasename=Scalp+Psoriasis&source=1
Cure, I'm not sure. My brother has been dealing with psoriasis on his hands for close to a decade now. It flares up from time to time, and he has to live with it if he can't afford...
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If we believe appearances are deceiving why do we decide because of them?
Because we're idiots. Human beings as a race are morons. It truly is a wonder that we haven't destroyed ourselves yet.
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How do you suppose the spectral lines of the gases in a planet might be altered when the gases are at a high temperature?
The spectral lines of any gas are simply the wavelengths of light emitted by the gas when it is energized. Add energy to an atom, and the electrons surrounding that atom are going to absorb energy, and move to a higher energy level. When the electrons drop back down to their normal energy level, they emit a photon. A photon is a particle of light, or a wave of electromagnetic energy. Light...
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I DO NOT WANT ATTENTION OR HELP. JUST ADVICE ON HOW TO KILL MYSELF:
The last time I got my heart broken, I decided to kill myself. I chose beer as my poison. I will eventually die, but it will take me many years of pain-numbing alcohol.
I might just meet someone else in the meantime, and have a reason to live.
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How can I get quality printer cartridges?
The simple answer: try buying from the manufacturer of your printer.
The company that built the printer should know something about the specs of the cartridge to replace what they designed.
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Where you live, how much does it cost approximately for a driving lesson?
I don't know. I paid $125 for an eight week drivers education course. That price was almost 15 years ago, so the price has probably gone up a bit. In the state of Oregon, a single lesson isn't available as far as I'm aware.
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Do you think it's weird for a person in their 20's to not be interested in partying, going to clubs and bars, and drinking to get drunk?
Partying in one's 20s, normal. After that, not so much.
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why does a 320 gb hard drive have only 305 gb's available to use.
The difference arises partly from the differences in calculating the size of the storage medium.
Although most manufacturers of hard disk drives and flash-memory disk devices define 1 gigabyte as 1000000000bytes, software like Microsoft Windows calculates size in gigabytes by dividing the total capacity in bytes by 1073741824, while still reporting the result with the symbol "GB". This...
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what is the difference between democrate and communist
What the hell is a democrate? Is it a crate used for demonstrations?
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Have you ever wrapped your fingers and mouth around a Sax, licked its reed, and blown for all you're worth?
Yes, and I miss it every day.
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I play an alto sax, but it sounds super spitty when i play what should i do?
Try a harder reed. I started playing alto sax with a one-and-a-half reed. I quickly went up through the reeds to a three reed. I last played a bari sax with a three-and-a-half reed.
If you've got solid chops, and a strong ambeture (misspelled, sorry), a thin reed will sound poor when you use it.
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Does anybody know of any good sexy saxophone music?
Well, all good sax music is sexy.
Some of the best I've heard is by Kenny G. Not all of his music is sexy, lots of it is easy listening, but he is skilled and has a few really good tracks. I've also heard a few really good sax riffs in classic funk music, but I can't recall the artists at this time.
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What museum piece/artifact would you like to have if the curator and the board of directors ever allowed one as a present on your Bday?
I'd love to have the Space Shuttle that is sitting in the Smithsonian right now. I wonder if it is operational.
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When a 50 g nugget of pure gold is heated from 35.0 degrees to 50.0 degrees, it absorbed 5200.0 J of energy. Find the specific heat of gold.
If you are going to use the internet to find an answer, you should search for what you really want to know. Gold is one of the oldest known and used elements. I searched, and I found an answer to your question in about two seconds.
I do think your chemistry teacher would prefer if you worked out the math on your own. Asking for help understanding the formula is perfectly acceptable. Jahono...
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How do curators move giant canvases like that one of Monet's pond?
Um... The same way porcupines make love: Very, very, very carefully?
I honestly don't know, I just couldn't resist the joke. Sorry. :)
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What is the best age for teenagers to go for gym?
If you are asking "What is the best age for teenagers to go and work out and exercise at a gym?", I say start them at 10 or 11. Get the kids in a regular habit of getting some exercise every day. If you are in an area where it is possible, it would be cheaper to get the kids bicycles and let them take long bike rides to get exercise.
If you mean "What is the best age for teenagers to try out...
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can a 13 year old move out and live with her boyfriends parents ?
Wow, last time I checked, the minimum age for participation on Answerbag was 14, so she shouldn't even be asking the question here.
Fourteen years old is the age of consent in a few states in the US, but not many. I've never heard of any with the age of consent being 13 years old. The age of consent is basically the minimum that a state will consider a minor to be capable of making his/her...
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The bottom of a pizza is called the crust but what about the sides?
The bread that the sauce, meat, cheese, and other toppings sit on is called the crust. Remove everything but the dough, and you are left with crust. That includes the bits at the end that you grab a slice by. Even if you don't eat it, it's still called the crust.
Pizza Hut has the stuffed crust pizza, which is cheese stuffed into the end bits of the pizza.
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When you graduated from high school were you excited or sad that your school days were over?
To be honest, I didn't graduate. I turned 18 near the end of my Junior year of High School, and was living on my own after a bit of a personality disagreement between my father and myself. (He was an a**h**e, and I couldn't see his point of view) Half way through my Senior year of High School, I realized that I wasn't going to reach the required number of credits in English to graduate....
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What is the difference between a hook and a chorus?
A hook is a musical idea, often a short riff, passage, or phrase, that is used in popular music to make a song appealing and to "catch the ear of the listener"
The hook is often repeated in the chorus, but not always. The hook can be melodic or rhythmic.
A chorus is also known as the refrain. A chorus is used because the most common song structure places a chorus between each verse. The...
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what is the best crappy fast food store?
I just have to ask for some clarification for some people (including me):
What is "the libary" or "bakerys"?
Are they regional fast food restaurants that some of us haven't heard of?
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What would be a nice way to end a date? A country drive, a walk, sex,etc.
Depends on the date, and how things went:
A really, really good first date: sex, followed by breakfast and more sex.
Most average first dates: a walk from the car to the door, maybe a nightcap. A kiss if you're lucky.
That will get you started. If you get that far, you're doing okay.
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How many pounds can a 16 fl oz bottle float in water?
You're math and reasoning are correct, but the ultimate amount a 16 oz container can float depends on the shape of the container. If the container is shaped into a boat with thin walls, it can displace more than 16 oz of water.
Talking specifically about a 16 oz bottle, 1.0432 lbs is correct.
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what does it mean when you carry a heater? im readding the outsiders and it says that in the book...
They're talking about packing heat, carrying a gun, being armed.
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names do not translate the sound would stay the same, there were no alphabets 2000 years ago with those sounds or vowels.
Is there a question in there?
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Does anyone know when Taylor Swift's new album is coming out?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Does+anyone+know+when+Taylor+Swift%27s+new+album+is+coming+out%3F
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how many volt equivalent is human voice
None. Human voice creates sound that is measured in decibels. Volts are a measure of electric potential.
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Download online Silence of the Lambs The online, full movie, best quality, free registration, download movie
Try buying the movie.
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How long does it take to wait for job I've been waiting to hear for 5 years and it is still pending?
I got tired of waiting for a promotion when I had been promised it repeatedly over a period of twelve months. (F***ing Applebees) You've been waiting five years? That shows a godly level of patience. You are well within your rights to leave work giving everyone the bird and making sure that that particular hell-hole knows that they treated employees wrong.
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How can to go to the sun without burning??????
Please translate into proper English if that is the language of choice.
If you mean, "How can I go to the sun without burning?" Then the question has already been answered by a few others. Basically, humans can't go there, but Superman can.
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How did your parents' political party (parties) affect you growing up? Do you still affiliate with your parents' party?
My family never talked about politics, aside from the comments that all politicians are a-holes. I doubt that most of my family has the intelligence to really discuss politics.
What I do know about my family's political leanings is that they are far more right and racist than I am. Most of my family would vote close to Republican (if they remembered to register) without even thinking. I...
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Do you sometimes find yourself going over the questions you've answered over the past few months/years?
Yes. Sometimes to see what I've submitted, and sometimes to try and correct what I've submitted.
I have in the past had a bit of a drinking problem, so some of my answers were submitted while under the influence. During that time, I checked AB the next day to see what I had drunkenly typed.
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What is a master mason degree?
Master Mason is the highest one can attain within the Blue Lodge. There are degrees in Freemasonry which number higher, but they don't outrank the degree of Master Mason.
Responsibilities:
After I achieved the rank of Master Mason, I was not required to take part in any administration positions. I was then allowed to serve as an officer of the Lodge, as a Steward or Deacon. Only after...
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What is the most outrageous thing you or a friend has done whilst in a drunken stupor?
At a friend's graduation party, I was apparently convinced by some frat guys next door that a few Skittles in the bushes were baby squirrels, and I spent close to a half hour searching for them. I don't remember this, as I was very drunk. My friend told me about it later.
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Is the new series of V any good?
I haven't seen more than about 5 minutes of the original miniseries, so I can't compare the two. I like this one. Looking at it on it's own merits, it is a good show, with high production value, good casting, and a well-written plot.
My only problem with the show is the look of the V leader Anna. I want to know why the producers thought it would be good to have the absolutely beautiful...
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Is John McCain confused?
He's not confused, he's senile.
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What is being teached inside Freemasonry .. ?
Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth. Freemasonry is a fraternal organization, with lessons of morality taught by symbols based on operative stone masonry.
http://www.masonic-oregon.com/content/about/whatIsFreemasonry.php
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Is Freemasonry a jewish organization .. ? or have jewish persons as their main grand master leaders .. ?
Freemasonry is not a religious organization. Members are required to express belief in a Supreme Being, but the choice of religion is up to the individual member. In most areas, the members of a Masonic Lodge tend to be of the same religion as the majority of the people in that area. In my experience, I've met one Jewish Freemason, a few (including myself) who's religion is best described as...
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I have a Freemason lineage in my family but
Women are allowed to join a few organizations that are part of the Masonic Family. For young teen girls, there are The International Order of Job's Daughters, and The International Order of Rainbow for Girls. For adult women, the most common is The Order of Eastern Star. Eastern Star is a co-ed organization, open to Master Masons, and women who are related to a Master Mason. This link...
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Is it true that Barrack Obama is a 32nd degree Freemason?
No. The following link has an excerpt of an article that circulated on the internet for awhile. Below that is an explanation of how the article is wrong, and facts to back up the truth. The page linked is very long, but it is worth reading.
http://www.masonicinfo.com/obama.htm
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My Grand Father is a 32nd Degree Freemason. Does this provide any standing for myself or if that allows entry at a certain level within FM
Any man is eligible to join a Masonic Lodge, regardless of Masonic relation. As long as he meets the few basic requirements:
He must be of proper age (over 18-21, depending on jurisdiction)
He must express belief in a Supreme Being
He must be a man of good character.
All men who apply and are voted by the Lodge to become a Freemason start at the degree of Entered Apprentice, followed by the...
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Do you really do "spring cleaning?"
I do spring febreezing (I just spray some Febreeze on stuff), does that count?
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Will campaigning with Sarah Palin for 2010 Senate help John McCain?
As bad as he is these days, I can't imagine anything making it worse. He doesn't have much further to go in his downward spiral.
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How do you know if a person is a Free Mason or not?
Ask him. Any member of a regular Masonic Lodge will be proud to let anyone who is interested know that he is a Freemason.
In case anyone is curious, I am a Freemason, have been for almost twelve years.
Aside from that, the wearing of Square and Compasses is a good indicator that a man might be a Freemason, but not necessarily true.
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how i listen others gsm live
phone call through my mob.
???? Huh????
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Why are the Freemasons so commonly linked with the Illuminati?
Because conspiracy nuts are crazy. And they like to create evidence out of nothing. Here is some truth about the so called, "Illuminati"
http://www.masonicinfo.com/illuminati.htm
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In one episode, Capt. Kirk says, "We'll pivot at Warp 2." If this is done to a stationary ship at that speed, wouldn't any STANDING crew member be slammed into a wall (or the floor) with such extreme "G force," as to be fatal?
In the science of Star Trek, warp speed isn't actually moving faster than light. Faster than light travel is still impossible in normal space. The warp engines generate a warp field around the ship, allowing the ship to travel in subspace, a fictional dimension where the speed of light is incredibly faster than in normal space.
On the Warp scale used in the original series, Warp 1 was...
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Can Piccard ever really be trusted again, now that he assimilated with the Borg?
Picard just has one c in his last name.
In the episode "Drumhead", the question of Picard being compromised after having been assimilated by the Borg was brought up, and dismissed.
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Are all Star Trek fans Virgins?
On a statistical analysis of male to female Star Trek fans, the numbers aren't encouraging.
There are, however, the fans who are able to seperate enjoyment of the Star Trek franchise from the rest of their lives. We are able to get laid, and still enjoy Star Trek of various series and movies.
My enjoyment of Star Trek has limited my number of dates, but I'm still not a virgin....
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Is there any network currently showing reruns of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine?
I wish, I've been looking for awhile. The closest I can get is renting the season DVDs from Netflix.
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Illuminati for or against?
Illuminati... Freemasonry. Wrong Category.
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What do you think the Free Masons are really up to?
Here's two links that I found with about ten seconds of searching: http://www.shrinershq.org/Hospitals/Main/
http://www.masonic-oregon.com/content/community/modelStudent.php
Those are just two examples of what Freemasons are really up to.
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Who are the "freemasons"?
Here is a great page with lots of info:
http://www.masonicinfo.com/primer.htm
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What do you serve with eggs?
At my job, we serve two eggs with choice of bacon, ham, or sausage, and choice of pancakes, hashbrowns, or toast. All for only two dollars. Needless to say I serve a LOT of those breakfasts.
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Can you name the names of any of the stars in the night sky? Which ones?
I can find Polaris and Sirius (actually a double star) without any trouble. I can pick out a few constellations without knowing the individual star names.
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What is your favorite musical instrument?why?
I'm a fan of all kinds of music, on many instruments, but my favorite has to be the saxophone. I played one in High School, and I've loved the sound of it ever since. I really had fun playing that sax, and I can't wait till I can afford to buy one and pick up the habit again.
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Have you ever been to Corvallis, Oregon?
Been living here for almost two years, I have about 3 more togo until graduation. I love it here. Go Beavs!
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Are the Freemasons a secret society?
No, never have been, never will be. How can I be part of a secret society if I proudly declare that I'm a Freemason? Our meeting places are listed in the phone book, and clearly labeled on the outside of the building.
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There's a secret society called skull and bones?
It does exist, and it has nothing to do with Freemasonry. Wrong category.
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Is there a connection with the Freemasons and the Mafia?
None that I've ever heard of. It might be possible that some members have been associated with the mafia, but I hope we've been on the right side of the law.
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Can you trust free antivirus software?
If it's AVG, yes.
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In freemasonry, it's said part of the initiation includes asking you if you want to be "on the right" or "on the left". What does this mean?
I've been a member for a little over 10 years. I've been part of the initiation of a couple dozen new members, and I've watched a few other initiations on the sidelines. I have never heard or seen anyone be asked if they want to be on the left or right.
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Are you a Mason? What exactly do Masons do?
I've been a Freemason for a little over 10 years. Freemasonry is a fraternal organization, a group of men associating together as brothers. It is the oldest of those that are still around, having been formed in 1717 in England when three Masonic Lodges joined to form the first Grand Lodge. The roots of the organization stem from the Masons Guilds, (stoneworkers), of medeival Europe. As...
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What do you like from Applebee's? http://www.applebees.com/
I like the money they've paid me to work there for almost two years. The food is pretty good too.
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If you did your job for Starfleet (Star Trek), what color shirt would they give you? (Command and helm gold shirts. Operations, engineering and security red. Science and medical wear blue)
I work in two restaurants, I don't know what color that would be. In TNG, most of the people working in Ten Forward except for Guinan seemed to be wearing blue, so perhaps blue is the color of my tunic? I'm in college to be a science teacher, so blue would also be appropriate.
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Which female did you like the best in star trek ? personaly i like T'Pol (Jolene Blalock) from star trek Enterprise.
Its difficult to decide on just one hottie in all of Start Trek. The hot babes started in Star Trek back in TOS with all the random hotties Kirk hooked up with. Sure, Uhura was a hot regular cast member, and Nurse Chapel and Yeoman Janice Rand had recurring parts, but the hot chicks in TOS were primarily the random chicks hired for one episode, many of them with acting skill similar to...
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Freemasons...that does mean there are 'not free' masons? Or perhaps expensive masons?
The term Freemason is derived from the origin of Freemasonry. When the medieval stone mason guilds started accepting members who didn't do any work with stone, they began shifting to symbolic masonry, instead of operative masonry.
Freemason means symbolic mason. We use the tools of operative masons as symbols to teach lessons of morality.
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What do freemasons wear during ceremonies?
It depends on the ceremony, but we will definitely be wearing lambskin aprons. The Worshipful Master will wear a top hat during ceremonies, and if the Grand Lodge is involved, the Grand Lodge officers will be wearing the jewels of their offices.
Aside from that, the clothing is either tux or suit, depending on the occasion.
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What nutritional supplements can you not do without?
I can't live without the nutritional supplements provided by a solution in water of hops, barley, and yeast.
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Why does a red shirt always have to die? WHY!?
In ST:TOS (Star Trek: The Original Series), red was the color worn by security and operations. This included Engineering, so Scotty wore red, but he had a name, so he was safe. Security guards and random engineers with no names were easy to kill off in the show. If they gave the red-shirt a line, than he got a slightly better death.
At the time ST:TOS aired, it was ok to show nameless...
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So is this where I can get my house built for free?
No, this category is about the fraternal organization known as Freemasonry. If you want to look for free house building, you might try looking anywhere outside of the category "Fraternal Organizations." Next, if you do indeed want a house made of brick for free, look for Free Masonry, rather than Freemasonry. (Note the separation of the words in the former)
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Can guys finger themselves
Yes, we can. I guess that a majority of hetero guys like me would prefer to say that we can "hand ourselves", meaning using our hand on the most important organ we have.
Fingers up the anus, not my style, and I bet there are lot's of guys that agree. To me, that orifice is exit only.
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Is there a connection between Joseph Smith, the Book of Mormon, and Freemasonry?
No
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Have you ever wanted to shout out "I love you"?
A few times, to a few different women over the years. I did get a little drunk at a female friend's graduation party a year ago and announced my love for her. We haven't hung out in the presence of alcohol since then.
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If god grants you just one wish, what would you ask for ?(Do not attempt any more wishes as your only wish....!)
I would wish for the love of my life to be happy, even I'm not the man that can give her happiness.
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If you could be any age for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
My current age, 29. I'm old enough to have some good experience to help me with the issues of life, but I'm not yet over the hill.
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Can any one give me any information on Shin Splints and any treatments?
Shin splints are caused by poor running form with inadequate shoes, most of the time. I suffered shin splints while on the Track team in high school, and after coaching on my running form, I felt less pain. The shin splints have never completely gone away, but I've had some major improvements since the initial occurrence. I treated the condition with ice baths, and Icy-Hot. Any topical...
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Am i entitled to be a freemason if I am female? My great grandfather was the grand master mason of the lodge at liverpool.
In any regular Lodge of Master Masons, regular meaning legally constituted and recognized as such by the rest of the legitimate Masonic Grand Lodges, no female is allowed to be a Mason. It's not being sexist, we just simply are a fraternal organization. By definition, a fraternity is a group whose members are men.
Even aside from that, the simple fact of having a relative who was a...
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Why did Star Trek suck AFTER The Next Generation?
Rick Berman
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Do the KKK still exist today?
They do!!? Why!? There is no room in modern society for such a backward, racist, ignorant organization.
I don't care what the KKK claims to be about, but the simple fact remains: Hatred is NOT a family value.
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Are you or have you ever been a Trekkie?
I speak a few phrases of Klingon, and I can identify the major plot points, if not the episode title, just by watching the first bit of show before the titles air, for almost every Star Trek show. I can recognize the sound of a warp drive humming in the backround when someone is channel surfing. Question answered.
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Can an atheist be a Freemason?
All members of regular Freemason Lodges are required to profess a belief in a supreme being. In one of the lines in our obligations that we take during the initiation, we promise never to be present at the making of an atheist a Mason, nor to allow this be done if we can prevent it.
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Do you like custard?
I've never had custard outside of a Bismark, but a Bismark is one of my favorite donuts. I think I like custard.
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Is talking to yourself weird?
Its okay to talk to yourself. Its also okay to respond to yourself. When you start arguing with yourself, you're in trouble.
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My rabbit has two whiskas on the same side which have white blobs on the end?Anyone know what this is?Should I take her to the vet?
Whiskas is a brand of cat food. Whiskers are what cats, dogs, and rabbits have sticking out from their faces, longer and stiffer than the regular fur.
That clarification aside, what do you mean by white blobs? Is there white stuff accumulating just on the end of the whisker? If so, I would check with a vet. Give the vet a call, and describe the problem, and the vet could help you...
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When and how will human life end on earth?
When, unknown.
How, we're going to kill ourselves through warfare. Or, we will destroy the environment, and be unable to survive.
Our only chance of survival is in learning how to keep our planet liveable, or finding some alien species that we can channel our aggression towards. Its human nature to fear what is different than us. Finally discovering sentient life from another...
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Have you given up on love?Or have you put it on hold? Or are you currently in love?
I'm currently in love with a close friend. I know we won't ever be more than friends, but I can't get her out of my head and heart. I've since put love on hold, because I can't try to find other romantic opportunities when one woman dominates my thoughts and feelings. I've given up on love in some extent because I find it difficult to believe that I will find...
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Is resistance, in actuality, indeed futile?
No, according to Ohm's Law, resistance is equal to voltage divided by current.
Sorry, I'm a Physics major and I could't resist posting this answer.
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How does one become a freemason in africa
Here is a page on the Grand Lodge of England's website that lists their Masonic Lodges in Africa: http://www.ugle.org.uk/provinces/lodges/africa.htm If those Lodges are far away from you, they may be able to point you in the direction of a closer Lodge in a recognized Grand Lodge jurisdiction.
The process should be pretty similar to what it is here in the United States: you ask a...
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When we are finally dying off as a civilization, whether it's war, famine, global warming whatever. What will happen when we realize that God's not there?
God took a vacation about 18 billion years ago, when he was done setting up the rules for the universe to continue under after he let go of the Big Bang. God might've looked in now and then, but his job was done when he created the universe. After that, its up to whatever sentient life evolves to figure out what to do when the s**t hits the fan.
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What was your biggest money mistake?
Accepting a credit card offer when I turned 18, (almost 11 years ago) at the "low introductory rate" of 26% APR was a big mistake. I think my ultimate big mistake was dropping out of high school and working nearly a decade in dead end jobs before finally going to college.
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What is meat made out of?
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of delicious meat.
Meat is damn tasty eating.
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How many mistakes have you found in the bible? What where they?
(I am not an athiest)
I'm not a Christian (meaning I don't believe in the divinity of Christ), but I was dragged to church and sunday school when I was young, so I've heard much of the bible's stories.
Mistakes in the bible...
Just look at the Gospels of Mark, John, and Luke. Each of those disciples give a very different tale concerning the crucifiction and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
...
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What does a runners high feel like? How will I know if I am experiencing one?
Yarnlady gave a great scientific explanation of it.
I ran track in high school, so here is a more practical description of it. When running, an athlete occasionally is "in the zone." For runners, especially distance runners, this isn't really a feeling of being high, but just not feeling tired after more than half the race is done. With a "runner's high", you...
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How would you describe your state of mind: stable, toxic, or whatever?
The state of tired and not quite buzzed enough.
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Do you limit yourself as to what you'll put back into your mouth, if you drop your food on the pavement? Ex: Skittle okay, goes back into the mouth if dropped on pavement. French fry, not okay. Is this a form of food discrimination?
I work in two restaurants, so I toss everything that has hit the floor. I occasionally wish I could take the view on food from the movie "Waiting": "A little floor spice makes everything nice."
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How often do you use msn messenger?
Never. I immediately uninstall msn messenger everytime I setup a new computer or a new OS install.
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Just think about it right now. How many people have you been infatuated with? On the contrast, how many people have you loved?
Infatuation: 9
Love: 2
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What is something that most adults SHOULD know?
How to read, basic math, and the key points of history and government. It would be great if most adults also knew some stuff about science, and some more advanced math, but those are the the things every adult should know.
If someone reaches adulthood without knowing how to read, do basic math, and recall the key points of history and government in their country, they are either mentally...
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How much money would it take to get you to streak right this minute?
Two years of tuition.
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In efforts to save water, will you consider urinating outside rather than wasting water by flushing the toilet?
If I lived in a more rural location, yes. One of the benefits of being a guy is that the world is my urinal. I don't think the other residents of my apartment complex would appreciate me urinating outside, though.
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Name an occupation where you might wear ear plugs?
Jackhammer operator
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Considering the self sacrifice and risks taken, should the USA dedicate a National Freemason Holiday? A large number of USA's founders were Freemasons e.g. George Washington? At least 8 signers of the Dec of Independence and 13 on Constitution.
On the one hand, as a proud Freemason, I kind of think this would be cool. On the other hand, Freemasonry as an institution is not, and has never been, involved in politics. In the Grand Lodge of Oregon, and I imagine most US Grand Lodges have similar statutes, it is a violation of Masonic code for the Grand Lodge or any constituent Lodges to engage in any political activity, as a Lodge or as...
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What goes on in Grand Lodge Mason meetings?
I can't speak definitively for all Grand Lodges, but I imagine the procedure is pretty similar.
Here in Oregon, (I've been to two Grand Lodge sessions, so far, in my ten years as a Mason) We deal with legislature about potential changes to our Grand Lodge Constituion. We also deal with minor resolutions that don't involve changes to the Constitution, just a resolution to...
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What is something you need to do for yourself, but you never seem to get around to doing?
Working out. I need to exercise more, but s**t keeps on interfering with my plans.
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Can you name a vampire movie?
Blade
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How to make my gf happy?
Endless orgasms. Develop those tongue skills.
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Your parents walk in on you having sex. What do you say?
Can you leave and let us finish? I'll talk to you later.
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Were the Xindi mentioned in any Star Trek production other than Enterprise?
No, the Xindi never existed until Enterprise was written.
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I would like to become a freemason and don't know anyone inside. How can I go about it?
You don't need to know a member to join. Look up the Lodge in your area in the phone book, and give them a call. Tell them you are interested in joining. They will help you.
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Do people really think that Freemasons are the Illuminati?
No, or they shouldn't, if they have fully functioning brains.
http://www.masonicinfo.com/illuminati.htm
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Does anybody watch star trek in french or german?
Like many American TV shows, Star Trek has versions broadcast in Europe with translations dubbed in. My brother got a chance to watch an episode of TNG in his German class in high school. The actors hired to voice the translations were poorly chosen. Worf had a higher pitched voice than Geordi.
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What is something you would associate with Star Trek?
Flip-phones. They are too much like the 1969 vision of communicators.
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What would you say was/is your worst answer/question?
I have a few I wish I could take back, but I don't have any memory of one that I would consider my worst of all time. I do have several times in my past where I had access to AB late at night, and I woke up with foggy memory, so it is possible I've embarassed myself once or twice, or more.
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I like my friend but he's in a relationship and ii believe that i made a mistake, cause i told him about my feelings, he's still being my friend but dunno what to do? he always sent me messages to sy gud night or to wake me up..do u think i have a chance?
It's obvious he cares about you as a friend, and still wants to be a friend for you. Being a guy, I can say that your confession of your feelings will probably cause him to think about being more than friends. If he is happy in his current relationship, then he just wants to be friends.
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If your computer monitor suddenly sucked you in and entangled you into the innards of the world wide web, how would you escape or would you stay there?
I don't think my monitor would be doing the trapping, ala 1980s cheezy movies. More likely would be my iPhone or my router sucking me into the web.
I think I would escape, after a short vacation. There is alot of cool stuff out there, and it would be neat to explore it all for awhile, but I'd need to get back to my real life of college and work. My method of escape would be to...
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Who are the ILLUMINATI'S And Who runs them?
http://www.masonicinfo.com/illuminati.htm
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Do community colleges have Greek organizations?
They have Phi Theta Kappa, a national honor society for community colleges. That's the one I know of from LBCC (Linn Benton Community College), where I take most of my lower division classes while pursuing my major at OSU (Oregon State University). Community colleges might have other honor societies with greek letter names, but I haven't heard of any in my area.
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IBM, in the midst of huge layoffs, has a program to relocate their laid off workers to IBM offices in India, where they can live (and earn only a small fraction of their former American salary.) Is that messed up or what??? We move to India for jobs?
Moving the workers to where the jobs are? That is seriously messed up. I thought it was the standard business practice to cut the workers in the country that paid decent wages, and outsource to the third world developing countries. The reason to hire people in India is to pay them a s**tload less money. Why spend any money moving American workers to the same region? The only plus is that a...
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What are the common uses of internet?
94% porn, 1% scholarly research, 2% email, 3% shopping.
(All statistics made up, but the ratios are kind of right.)
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Why do men get morning wood?
The most prevalent theories explaining morning wood hold it to be a holdover from the early days of humans. Back when we were living in caves, hunting dangerous game for food, the men who woke up ready to procreate before heading out to a dangerous hunt spread their genes on better than the guys who woke up soft. A few million years later, the guys alive now have that trait of being able to...
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What is something in the house that women use more than men do?
Soap?
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What is in resume should not be emphasized
"What should not be emphasized in a resume?"
Try that arrangement of words, you might get more responses when asking in english.
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If you started your own fraternity or soriety what would be the specific purpose (major, religion, etc....)
A Star Trek Frat might be kind of cool. We'd wear Starfleet uniforms for special occasions. Rule #1: Bathing is absolutely necessary. I've been near too many unwashed geeks in the past.
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What was the name of the creeping hand on "The Addams Family"?
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=What+was+the+name+of+the+creeping+hand+on+%22The+Addams+Family%22%3F+
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There's a girl I like. If I see her look at me, she quickly turns away (I'm not sure if she was staring at me). And when we pass each other she looks the other way. She knows I like her. How do i know if she is shy or just simply ignoring me?
It sounds like there is a mutual attraction. I suggest taking a plunge of courage, and asking her out. I know from personal experience that it is very scary to take that leap, but it is worth it to find out either way.
If she likes you, and you showed courage by asking her out, you have a great future in front of you.
If she doesn't like you that way, at least you took a shot, and...
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Whats the end to this song? mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow....
If I had a garden: with water and sunlight.
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Why are right wing christianists afraid of yugioh cards?
They might be afraid of the storyline that accompany's the cards leading to "idolatry".
Mostly, the right wing a**holes are worried that anything that isn't in their precious Holy Bible might make the young people choose a different religion.
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What is something you always put on a sandwitch?
Bread? lol.
My actual answer to the question: meat of some form. I can't eat a sandwich without some form of animal protein. A sandwich without meat is not good food. (I believe that vegetables are what food eats.)
Ham, turkey, roast beef, even eggs (not technically "meat", but still animal protein.) My sandwiches have to have dead animals in the ingredients.
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How a manager can be good to his staffs?
First off, a suggestion to make the question fit English standards. : "How can a manager be good to his staff?" OR "How can a manager be good to his employees?"
Second, wrong category. "Work Relationships" is perhaps a better choice.
Finally, my answer: The best way a manager can be good to his employees is to listen to them, treat them with respect, and...
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Who do you look up to (Not a relative)?
Isaac Asimov on a general scale. Mr Steiner (my high school physics and chemistry teacher) on a more personal scale.
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Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or your real life crush?
I have so many celebrity crushes, I could never choose between any of those hotties. I would rather kiss my real life crush, whoever she was at the time, if she was willing.
I have in the past kissed my real life crush, and it was lots of fun, for a short time.
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WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LATTE AND CAPPUCCINO?
If I remember correctly, First off: OW! My ears hurt! Please stop yelling! Second, latte is espresso with milk; cappuccino is espresso with steamed milk, usually with some foam.
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Are you a Star Trek fan?
I haven't had any TV service for about a year and a half. So, currently, no I don't watch Star Trek. If I had cable, I would tune into every iteration of Star Trek that played on any channel when I wasn't working.
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Is Valentine's Day a romantic holiday for you? OR do you dread the day and wish you could sleep in?
I generally see it as a day when I get really, really busy at work. There have been times in the past I sent flowers on Valentine's Day - and a few times when I drank a slightly stronger drink, feeling sad that the girl I liked didn't want me.
Not so much anymore, I'm secure in being my own person, and if love happens, or if it doesn't, so be it.
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What's one thing you should always have with you?
"A towel."
- Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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I want to install Windows XP operating system instead of Vista
It's hard to find nowadays, since Microsoft has ended all production of XP. There are sources, some of them legal, where you can get a CD of Windows XP. Your best bet is to look-up a local computer store, the kind of place that is locally owned, and will build and service computers. Those stores are owned by geeks, and geeks know how much better XP is compared to Vista.
They could...
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At what number will be president Bush in the president list.
Numerically, 43. On the best ever list, -800.
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IF someone thinks they are going to get food poisoning whats the best way to barf, sink, toilet or bucket or something else
I'm confused.
If someone thinks they "are going to get" food poisoning, wouldn't it be easier to avoid the tainted food?
If someone thinks they already got bad food, and will soon suffer from the effects of food poisoning, then the previous answers are spot on.
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What are the origins of the illuminati and what is it all about?
The Illuminati was invented by some conspiracy nut years ago. It is a fictional organization, created to be the missing piece of the puzzle when whackos can't explain their crazy theories using well-known facts about real organizations.
The Illuminati are supposedly the glue that holds a few real fraternal orders with a few non-existant orders. The supposed members of the Illuminati...
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What was your favorite cartoon as a kid and why?
Thundercats.
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Seinfeld Fans: What is your favorite quote from the show?
"I was in the pool!"
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Have you ever been 'aggressive in love' in any time of your life?
Many times. Aggressive is my style when I fall in love.
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What does an antichrist wear to the end of the world?
A cool hat?
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What if someone in Heaven asked "Who do you have to crucify to get a philly cheesesteak around here"?
I'd say, "Throw Jesus up there, he's used to it."
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Can you describe your chilhood in 1 word?
Welfare.
I grew up on food-stamps and welfare. I can eat damn near anything after having to eat some really bad cafeteria free lunch food.
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I dont know what to buy my GF for valentines day. thinking of this for a Gift (see anwer) ANy other ideas? Think this is a good idea?
If she's into that kind of thing, sure. Looks like a good gift. Without knowing her, I can't guess what she might like as a Valentine's Day gift.
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Where can I have my digital photos printed for me? I don't wish to print them myself - websites and store recommendations are greatly appreciated!
Any store that has a photo/home electronics department.
Fred Meyers, Rite-Aid, Wal-Mart, etc.
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Is it really impossible for a straight man to stay without a woman?(I mean no woman at all)
Are you asking about a man's ability to go without sex? I can personally vouch that my right hand has been able to take care of the times I haven't had a woman to have that kind of fun with.
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Is Freemasonry a pagan religion
Freemasonry IS NOT A RELIGION. Freemasonry asks of all members that we seek our own religious choices, our own beliefs, as long as we believe in a Supreme being. Freemasonry is not a substitute for religion.
To the Freemason who truly understands the purpose of our order, religion is a personal choice, and merely a part of a person's moral development. The religion chosen is up to...
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Wal mart: The place to buy _______________________? list all you want
Really cheap stuff? Made in sweatshops to ensure low-quality?
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On a scale of 1-10 how popular were you in HS?
I was on the Math Team, I played D&D with friends during lunch, I ran JV Track, I was in Varsity Band (Baritone Sax)and I was known by everyone in my school as one of the smartest people in our class.
In my High School, I think I rated about 4, on a 1-10 scale. I had a core group of about 6 friends, and almost everyone else in my class knew me and had at least a marginally positive...
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Have you ever kissed in public? Was it uncomfortable?
Yes, I was so caught up in the moment of passion, I didn't even notice we were in a public place. After what felt like a few minutes, we broke for air and she asked me for a more private setting.
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When did you start to appreciate classical music?
I've always enjoyed classical music, but I really began to appreciate it when I learned how to play saxophone in 8th grade. Learning to read sheet music and play an instrument has done more for my enjoyment of music of all styles than anything prior.
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I am in love with my best friend , i dont want to lose him by blowing it but my feelings are to strong to just go away how can i make this work very complacated
I faced a similar situation not too long ago. You have two choices: Tell him about your feelings in an open manner, no pressure; or keep them to yourself, hoping that he never notices the way your gaze lingers on him, or you stand a little closer to him than the other guys you know.
My advice would be to tell your friend your feelings. Maybe bring it up at the end of a normal...
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Is it possible tobe friends with someone u love and relize that you'll never be together because god is punishing you..well you get what im saying
Aside from the bit about God, I get what you are saying.
I've fallen in love with a good friend, and we can't be more than friends. We talked about the possibility of a relationship, and we are better off as friends right now.
It is possible to be friends with someone you love. Hopefully, all people have some form of love for all of their friends.
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Incomplete folder of Itunes keeps coming back after I put it in the trash and delete it. The file in there will NOT stop downloading in Limewire everytime I open Limewire even though I cancel it the file download. (I have a Macbook Pro) ANY HELP?
Delete Limewire. The file in question is spyware, so is Limewire.
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Anyone have a favorite painkiller?
Beer!
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History About the land on Kristan Cove Lane,Winchester Ohio.
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=History+About+the+land+on+Kristan+Cove+Lane%2CWinchester+Ohio.
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If a young man is hairy, should he have to change his appearance just because most women his age are into shaved men? Should he change just to please women?
My take is that he should be a real man, and help the ladies learn to enjoy a hairy chest.
Personally, I have a hairy chest, and I'm not getting rid of it. I'm not like Chewbacca, but I'm not like the a-holes who shave to show off pecs and abs.
I've only seen bald male chests when I was in middle school, or when seeing a-holes on the beach.
Bottom line, real men...
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Ladies! Women's faults are many, men have only 2: Everything they say and everything they do. Are you agree?
You forgot about the third fault of men: everything we think.
An old joke: If a man speaks in a forest, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
I know women are the ultimate power in the world. I just hope to be able to please one or two women over the years enough to make me feel like I am something that matters, and not just a turgid member.
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If I buy a laser printer, can I still use the special papers (eg transparencies etc) which are labelled "for ink jet printers"?
The transparencies are slightly different for ink jet printers than they are for laser printers. With standard printing, on standard paper, there is no difference in printers. The difference with specialty printing is that the material is different than paper. The kind of transparency plastic that ink jet printers can print on; a laser printer might be able to print on as well, but it would...
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How to replace a fixed back window on Polo 2001 5door driver side
If the window is fixed, why replace it?
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What is you favorite flavor of cheesecake?
New York style, with strawberry sauce topping.
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How kissable are you? (take the quiz)
70% I think my technique will make up for what any score says.
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What are the eleven secret herbs and spices in KFC original recipe chicken?
Step 1: Get into car.
Step 2: Drive to nearest KFC.
Step 3: Order chicken, original recipe.
Viola!
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Fill in the blank: I'm searching for_________.....
Free tuition and textbooks.
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Can intelligence be measured?
Sort of. We have tests that are constantly improved and adapted to attempt to measure intelligence properly. However, we are stuck with the main problem that most intelligence tests are largely knowledge based. It will take time and study to really develop enough of an idea on what intelligence really is, to create a really good way to measure it.
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How do you know if your nose is broken?
It looks unusual, not quite lined up, and it hurts really bad. A smack to the nose with no break hurts just a little bit. A true broken nose includes a huge amount of pain.
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If you HAD to pick the age which you would die, what would it be? (There would be no guarantees on quality of life. That would be by chance. You can't add if I was healthy or sane, etc.)
With my family history, I think the genes are in my favor, and I don't smoke, so I could easily last till 98 or so. If I had to go, I would choose the age that my lower head was last able to stand to full salute.
I'm not sure I could live without the ability to have sex.
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Valentines day is coming... What are you getting me?
You're a whee bit early. Ask me again in a month.
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What did you want to be when you grew up...
What are you now?
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a cop for a little while, and then I wanted to be grown up. In High School, I wanted to be either a Mad Scientist, or a Teacher. Now, I'm on the path to be a Teacher. In a few years, I'll be able to craft many young minds into future Mad Scientists.
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Why is 2009 going to be better than 2008?
January 20th. Barack Obama will be inaugerated as the next President of the United States of America.
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Which boyband would you join if you were forced to join one?
The one that would help me get laid.
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Does smoking have any health benefits?
Sure, those that choose to smoke tobacco after hearing all the facts about how harmful it is will die off, improving the base level of intelligence for humans.
It might take a few generations, but eventually, we'll be too smart to smoke.
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What is your number one complaint?
Customers that don't know how to tip at restaurants. Even if you do order ToGo, someone still has to spend some time putting your order together, making sure it is good. You tip the fracking pizza delivery person, and they just drop it off. Why not tip when you pick up from a regular restaurant, that has Carside ToGo?
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At what age do people start not liking their birthday?
About the age that grey hairs are getting to be too hard to hide without hair dye.
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How do white women who are into black men feel about lighter-skinned black men? I guess I'm asking mainly about those women who are into black men because of their physical appearance.
Skin color should have nothing to do with attraction. Attraction between two people is all about who they are. Physical appearance has an effect on attraction, but it shouldn't be based on skin color. We are all the same people.
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Why do so few Americans have a passport?
Have you seen the American economy lately? Personally, I would love to travel the world, but I have never even been able to afford a trip a few states across my own country. I can't even afford the fee to get a passport. I was born near Seattle, in the state of Washington (Pacific Northwest USA) and I've been in four states. Born in Washington, grew up in Oregon, visited or passed...
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Where is heaven located?
At the apex of a lovely pair of female thighs.
To be a little less crude, in the arms of a loved one, enjoying each-other's company.
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Who is the most Attractive Man you know?
That would be me.
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How would you describe yourself in detail?
A "geek of all trades" I know about geeky stuff, but I don't focus on one thing to the exclusion of all others.
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What did Santa bring you?
Santa brought me money for a bottle of whiskey. Easier than trusting the guy not to drink the bottle on the way to delivering it.
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What kind of P.C. do you have?
Geek-built. AMD Athlon Dual Core 2.21 GHz processor, 2.0 GB RAM. Good vid card, not top of the line, but still good.
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How many of you reading this question are unemployed?
Not me. I'm currently working two jobs, and attending college full-time.
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What is youre weather outside like today? And where are you? Im in San Diego and it is beautiful, not one cloud in the sky! the temp is about 72 degrees!
We had a bit of snow and ice last week, but now we've got what's known as "Oregon sunshine": rain, and lots of it.
I live in the Willamette Valley, so the snow is around me, on the mountains, but not much here now.
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What is your favorite Star Trek: TNG quote?
Deanna Troi: "I never met a chocolate I didn't like."
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Do you dye your hair when grey starts to show?
I shaved my mustache because I had too many greys showing up there.
I'm seeing a few grey hairs around my temples now, but I'm not quite to the point of dying the greys away. Maybe in a few years. After I've started my career as a Teacher. I hear that profession is a great source of premature grey hairs.
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Who would you prefer to listen to: Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson or Taylor Swift?
Taylor Swift is the only one out of those three that has a smidgen of talent.
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What can't be build using LEGO?
Are those pics from LEGOland? Awesome!
As to your question: I think we can build models of anything from LEGO, which is really cool. Too bad we can't make a fully functional space shuttle from LEGO.
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Would you rather have fallen in love, and had your heart broken to pieces, or had never to love at all? Why?
I've loved and lost, a few times. Every time I lost love, it was very painful. But the joy I felt while experiencing love, outweighs the pain.
I would rather take the pain of losing love, than never experience the joy of love. You have to take the good with the bad.
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GREETINGS, fellow carbon-based mammalian bipeds! Only 14 planetary rotations until the birthday of one of our most celebrated spiritual teachers. Are you prepared? : )
If you are talking about the fellow born 2000 years ago to a carpenter and a "virgin bride", than you are a few months early. All evidence taken from the stories in the Bible point to the actual birth of Jesus taking place in March. The spread of Christianity through the realms of Europe where many people at the time worshipped nature is why we now celebrate christmas in winter.
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Has anyone ever had a crush on there teacher? why?
I had one teacher in high school, I didn't really have a crush on her, I just thought she would be fun for a round of the horizontal mombo. As to why, she was a young teacher, and looked good in the tight jeans she frequently wore.
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What is your view on assisted suicide?, should it be illegal in the uk?
(ref. to Assisted suicide is legal in Switzerland in some circumstances and organizations there provide suicide services)
My personal take is that if I'm going to die from some disease, I want to live my life as much as possible. When the disease progresses to the point where I can't perform the basic functions of living, kill me now.
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Whats you favorite beer for this time of year?
Free. :)
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Are you a Knights Templar?
No, the modern Knights Templar is the only Masonic organization that requires members to be Christian, and I'm not a Christian. I'm a Mason, but not a Knight Templar.
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What is the Free Masons all about and why is it so secretive?
Freemasonry isn't secretive. Some Freemasons in the past have taken the idea that we have some secrets a little too far, and refused to tell anyone anything about Freemasonry. The only secrets of Freemasonry are a few code words and handshakes, and if you search enough on the internet, you can find them.
Freemasonry is a fraternal organization, a group of men associating together as...
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What do you normally drink with dinner?
Beer.
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What's the best foreign film (modern or classic)?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was pretty good.
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Does anyone no a good site to post a add see i have been wanting to raise newborn kittens that have been abandoned and dont have a mother and i just wanted one because i was going 2 keep it but i dont no where to post a add to.
Craigslist.com
Although, if you plan on posting on craigslist, you might want to fix your grammar and spelling, so people can actually understand what you're saying.
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Are you just a pay check away from being homeless?
Yes. I've lived most of the last decade paycheck-to-paycheck. Working dead-end jobs for minimum wage. That is my main motivation right now. I'm racking up a mountain of debt in Student Loans so I can earn a degree and start a real career.
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What exactly does "easy on the eyes" mean?
"Easy on the eyes" means someone who is really easy to look at. A beautiful person, as opposed to how ugly people are hard to look at without some adverse reaction.
An example, this actress is very easy on the eyes, in my opinion: http://www.maxim.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=3578&imgCollectId=190
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What's been the worst fad of the past few decades?
Baggy pants worn with the waistband of the pants about mid-thigh.
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What is the oldest electronic device that you still use on occasion?
My original NES, (Nintendo Entertainment System). It isn't one of the newer reproductions, it is an original off of the original production lines.
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How old were you when u first got drunk?
I first got drunk on my 21st birthday, when several coworkers took me on the rite of passage known as the bar-crawl.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like to kiss?
10. I really enjoy a good kiss. I also enjoy what a really good kiss usually leads to. ;)
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Do you prefer a corked or screw top wine?
Cork, that's the only way to drink wine. If you purchase a bottle with a screw top, you may as well buy a box of wine. (The big bag of wine in a box, equipped with a spout)
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Why do you never forget your first love?
It sounds simplistic, but the truth is: Because it is the first. The first love makes an impression on a person. In reality, all loves somone feels make an impression. Even the ones that end bad. Every time you open yourself up to love, the love you receive will change you, even if just a little bit. Personally, if I think about it, I can remember the names of not only the loves I've...
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It is finals time... i usually break out and get sick due to so much stress and studying all night. i already feel a slight sore throat. any ideas to avoid the physical results of high stress during the next couple of weeks?
Before I state this answer, I have had friends jokingly threaten to beat me up because of this.
My method to fight stress about finals is paying really close attention in class, doing the homework, and playing video games the night before the final. I have a final in CH 221 and MTH 251 early on Monday, and I'll be playing a few hours of Starcraft after I get off work Sunday.
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Is warp speed or impulse speed faster on a Star Trek spaceship?
Impulse drive is a sublight (slower than lightspeed) propulsion system. Impulse speed is related in terms of fractions of full impulse. Full impulse speed is 1/2 of the speed of light. Warp speed is measured as Warp One being one times the speed of light, and the rest of the speeds depending on which series you are in. The Warp scale wasn't really defined in TOS, but was loosely based...
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If hell could be customized for each individual like the Greek Hades, describe your own personal hell scenario? I will give an example.
My personal hell would be taking food orders for people who are never satisfied with the meal or the service. Oops, that's already alot like my actual job.
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Can you give my avatar a personalized caption? you all know me by now, what is my avatar saying? My avatar is an image of James T Kirk's Evil Twin, from the mirror universe...please, humor me, I like to laugh!!!
I can act! I'm not the one from this universe! I can remember lines!
lol
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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture!
Just a piece of eye-candy:
http://cdn.maxim.com/21501-22000/21967_eliza-dushku-gm_l5.jpg
I change the picture from time to time, but she is one of my favorites.
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If someone walked up to you right now and gave you $10,000 but said you could not spend it on yourself, what would you spend it on?
I have a good friend who could use some help paying off medical bills. I think I'd split the money between my friend's medical bills, and my brother's student loans.
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I like get bully at school because i to pretty and like i het asked out all the time i hate it i even get ask out on here what should i like do
Here's a tip: Pay attention to the grammar lessons in English class.
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Why god created a girl?
Reminds me of an old joke:
God creates Adam, and gives him reign over the land that he sees. Farm for crops, hunt for game, fish for seafood, the land is Adam's to do with as he needs. Adam quickly becomes bored with being the only person, and asks God, "You have been great in providing me with this paradise to live in, but I'm getting lonely. Can you provide me with a...
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What are some simple ways to save money throughout the month?
Ride a bike or the bus instead of driving.
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My mom has everything. What is a good gift for Christmas? Please help!
A big hug, and tell her you love her. That's all mom's really want. The material stuff my mom wants is always just to replace a worn-out appliance, or a new housecoat. Minor stuff, compared to a hug.
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The difference between dimensional tunneling and Time Travel?
Time travel is moving in a direction along the time aspect of the space-time continuum at a rate other than the rest of the universe. This could be either forward or backward.
Dimensional tunneling, sometimes referred to as quantum tunneling, is using micro wormholes at the quantum level to travel to an alternate dimension.
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What is a hopeless romantic?
Guilty as charged.
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DO YOU THINK WHAT FINGERS YOU WEAR RINGS ON HAS ANY SIGNIFICANCE?
Perhaps if I yell it back at you:
STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
Now, does that seem the least bit rude to you? Do you know what the CapsLock key on your keyboard does? Do you know how to press it once, and then use Shift when you need a capital letter?
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Incase you loose your job tomorrow,would you mind scrubbing public toilets for your living?
Hell no. I've had to do that as a job in the past. I'm not going back.
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DO YOU THINK WHAT FINGERS YOU WEAR RINGS ON HAS ANY SIGNIFICANCE?
Oww! My ears! Please stop yelling.
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I found a bottle of sunscreen but it doesn't have an expiration date -is there any way I can tell if it still works?
Use it and see if you get a bit a burn after a short exposure.
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So... anyone know a site that i can watch House episodes for free?
http://www.hulu.com/house Good site, minimal commercials. There is a delay between new episodes airing and being available on Hulu, and they only have a few episodes right now. Other than that, I've been happy watching new House episodes on Hulu.
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Can you fix a (slightly) damaged playstation disc, and if so, how?
Define "slightly damaged".
If it is a minor scratch, you can use a disc repair tool like Disk Doctor, or ask a local movie rental place if they can repair scratched discs. The latter will get you better results for a lower price in most cases.
If there is any kind of crack in the shiny layer (that's where the data is)the disc is useless. A sophisticated data recovery...
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How do you prepare your oatmeal?
In the microwave.
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How do you deal with the "wetblanket" of your group?
Flamethrower.
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I have 2 roomates that never want to clean up there mess, I am always cleaning up after them, and on top of that I work 12hr shifts 5 days a week, How do I get them to clean up after there self?
Stop cleaning up after them. Put up signs reminding them that their mom doesn't live there.
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Was given a body, but not a life,they made me a mouth but didnt give me a breath, water gives me life but the sun brings me death, what am i?
A river.
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What does it take to be a genius?
The definition of genius is based on statistics. In statistical analysis, if you have a group of results - all of the scores from IQ tests taken in a year is a good example for this question - you can find the most propable result, the IQ score that the largest number of test takers got. This number is called the norm. It is usually close to the average, but not necessarily equal to the...
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How many of your friends would you consider to be a bit of a hippie?
Two, they are vegetarians, sometimes vegans, and they speak about psychadelic shrooms as if they have personal experience.
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How do academia nuts taste?
A little bit gamey, especially in the brain. They also have very little meat, and occasionally thick layers of adipose tissue.
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Is a 34B breast size too big?
Sounds like just about handful size. Perfect. :)
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Would u invite a homeless person into your home to spend Thanksgiving with you and your family? Why?
No, I contribute what I can to food banks and canned food drives, I give to shelters if I can spare it.
There is no way in hell I will invite some smelly bum I don't know to hang out with my family. I can't pay to have the person showered before hanging out with my family, and I don't want my family choking on the fumes from the average homeless person.
The hygiene...
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If its raining, do you dance or run inside?
Around these parts, rain is called "Oregon sunshine" or "liquid sunshine". When it rains, I grab my umbrella, and continue with business as usual. (I live in Oregon in case anyone is unclear)
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If cars could be advertised like prescription medicines are on TV commercials (i.e., the downsides are also stated,) what would the announcers say?
"Warning: American manufactured automobiles are not as reliable as the less costly foreign alternatives. Please consult your local automotive union thug before purchasing."
I currently own a 91 Jetta, and I would much rather own a domestic vehicle, but this car I call "Hitler's Revenge" has actually outperformed my previous cars, and if it wasn't so bleeping...
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What did dr atkins die of?
Dr Robert Atkins, the creator of the Atkins Diet, high protein, low carbs. He died after slipping on ice outside of his office. The fall from the slick ice left him comatose. He died afterwards.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/04/17/obit.atkins/
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It is 3AM and I am wide awake. What can I do?
Six or seven shots of Jager, followed by a quick trip down self-pleasure lane, assisted by your favorite "adult entertainment". That should knock you out.
Unless you're okay with staying up, in which case I have no idea.
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Is it against the law to shopp around the mall w/a boner showing through your unlined adidas pants.Do i have to double up on UA compression shorts.
A more important question to ask is what are you looking at while pretending to shop? I know malls are filled with teenage girls in skimpy attire, but you really should keep your focus on shopping, and less on acting like the creepy old man.
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Would you die for Christ? for real!?
Why? The guy died 2000 years ago. And I don't believe him to be anything other than an inspirational leader in his time who managed to create a lasting following.
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Have you ever been kicked out of the mall?
No, I tend to obey the rules. I've had friends drag me away from the arcade because I was spending too much on the video games, but I've never been kicked out.
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Should men do dishes
I do dishes. Last time I checked, I'm a man.
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As Jesus asked Peter "do you love me"; I'm asking you the same thing "do you love me"?
Do you have a point? Or are you just trying to push the christian agenda? People would be alot more polite towards christians if they weren't so quick to discredit everyone else's belief if said belief doesn't include Jesus being divine.
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WHO IS THE BEST BODY BUILDER
The one who doesn't yell his questions.(yelling means typing in ALL CAPS)
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Do you agree that a GREAT LOVE is Rare in one lifetime?
In my experience so far, I've had a few loves that I thought were the greatest of all time, at the time. When I look back them, I recognize that so far, I've loved several women, but only had a few true loves, that even approached the status of a GREAT LOVE.
Right now, I am struggling with a very solid friendship. The girl I am very close friends with just happens to be one of...
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Is there any type of supplement I can take to increase my height?
Stilts and/or high heels.
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Guys: During your recent visit to the toilet, which magazine of your wife or girl friend have you picked up to read?
Ummm... All of my visits to the toilet, even including the sitting visits, are generally brief. On the way to the john, can, latrine, throne, whatever you want to call it, I grab a can of air freshener, and a roll of TP. (I live in a quad, so I share kitchen and bathroom space with 3 other guys)
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I'm doing the bible study this week at my youth group. And i would need some helpful verses and opinions about suicide. Anyone wana help? (:
Why not just use the standard about how suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem? Talk to the kids about how suicide is not the answer to any problems they have. Be a life-coach and counselor to them. Just talk to them, and let them speak about what is bothering them. If there were any specific verses in the Bible you could quote for easy help, you would've been told...
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Yes or No: Do you enjoy watching porn (movies or on the net)?
Depends on the porn. As long as the shots of the "action" aren't all from the angle where all I see are hairy buttocks, I'm generally ok with porn.
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I think I'm in an unrequited love situation. Is it possible to fall in love with someone... that doesn't have romantic feelings for you? Or does there have to be something there, for the love to even begin to grow? Answers please.
I've been there many times.
Sometimes, it is love, but mostly it is infatuation.
It is very possible to fall for someone who doesn't return your affection. In the cases where there is nothing even remotely like a relationship, not even a friendship, i.e. you barely know the person; that is infatuation, not really love.
On the other hand, if you know a person, you are...
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Are you a Free Mason? Do you know someone who is?
10 years as of this past Saturday. I'm a Past Worshipful Master of a Lodge I am also a Life Member of. I also maintain my membership in my home Lodge, where I was raised to the degree of Master Mason.
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Do the different freemason lodges work together or interact? If you are a membe of one lodge can you go to another?
Masonic Lodges are organized into Grand Lodges, who each have a jurisdiction they preside over, and they recognize the other Grand Lodges as being legitimate Masonic Bodies. In the US, each state has a Grand Lodge, and most other countries have one Grand Lodge per country, especially in Europe. As a Master Mason, I am allowed to visit any Lodge recognized by my Grand Lodge as being a just and...
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Are you drunk?
Not yet. If I didn't have to work so early tomorrow, I'd say check back in a few hours, but I need to go to bed having only achieved a mild buzz.
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Who would win in an encounter between a skilled Immortal from the Highlander universe, and a skilled Jedi? Level the playing field, no offensive force powers for the Jedi, and either both are using swords, or both are using lightsabers. Who would win?
To add a little to the question that wouldn't fit in the space allowed: I'm curious about examining how, in sword combat, centuries of training and experience as an Immortal might play out against a single lifetime of training and experience as a Jedi with the Force supporting him, just a little bit.
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I'm a 17 year old guy virgin who wants my first time to be with another virgin. I live in Kansas City, MO. Any help? It's very important that I meet a girl who's a virgin. I want a sweet, open, old fashioned girl who accepts my uniqueness.
I suggest you not place as much importance on virginity, and just look for a girl you can have a real emotional connection with. In other words, meet a girl, fall in love, and disregard whether or not she is a virgin.
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How can we take a quantity of a curved ceiling
whose radius is 3 meters, coming from the finished floor level
This question is obviously a math problem. I could use Geometry, some Algebra based on Geometry, or what I've learned in Calculus. If only I had the entire problem.
Please, if the question you want to ask won't fit into the tiny space allowed for asking, reply to your own question with the the rest of what your were trying to say
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How many times larger is water than glucose? than serine?
H2O is many times smaller than C6H12O
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Men answer only - what word can a woman use to really insult you? There are so many derogatory names to call women and none are as effective for men.
I can't think of a single word women can use, just a combination of words, or expressions.
If a woman tells a guy that her new boyfriend gives her more orgasms than the guy she's talking to ever did, that's an insult. Looking at a guy naked and giggling while pointing to his crotch, that's an insult.
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Name some examples of trailer trash food
Cheap fish sticks, $7.99 for a bag of 40 of them.
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What can i buy my boyfriend for christmas. we gave each other a $40 limit
Are you adults? If yes, a perfect free gift is a BJ.
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How do you take your coffee?
Injected directly into the bloodstream please.
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Why is a guy's line of hair in his stomach leading downward called a rabbit's trail?
I'd always heard it called a happy trail, because if a girl starts at the belly button, and follows the trail, it leads to happiness for the guy.
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In child custody battles is it the loser who gets the kids?
It depends on the kids.
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What word can you make using the letters i,s,t,e,a,r
Using every letter one time only, satire.
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Do you think every thing in the bible is true?
Ow! My internet ears! Turn off the f***ing capslock.
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Do you think that God would ever tell someone that their marriage was a mistake? Not for classic deal breaker reasons like abuse and such. But merely because of incompatability or lack of love in the relationship. Would He ever recommend divorce for that
That depends on which God you're talking about. The various religions have different writings of who and what God is, and the various sects of all religions have different interpretations of who God is, and what He said.
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If it is truethat heat needs a medium to travel or conduct .How does heat travel from sun to earth as there is only empty space or vacuum?
Heat transfer is indeed the transfer of molecular kinetic energy between matter, so heat transfer requires mass.
However, the space between the sun and the Earth isn't completely devoid of matter, it is extremely sparse. Also, the primary form of energy that reaches Earth from the sun is light, which will travel through vacuum, and "solar wind" which is comprised of all the...
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What is the name of the male organ of a flower?
The stamen. The stamen has the pollen, which is transferred via wind or insects or water to the pistils, which capture the pollen, and transport the genetic material to the plant ovary, which then produces a seed.
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Ok, I'm going paintballing next Saturday....who's coming with me!?
Paintball, lots of fun. Just be sure to smack anyone who shoots you within 15 ft. Those things hurt at that close range!
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Why do some people think that love doesnt exist?
Those people have been very unlucky in love, either suffering multiple rejections, or getting their hearts ripped out and put into meat grinders multiple times.
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A bunch of Somali pirates recently hijacked a 300m long ship carrying several million barrels of oil. Does anyone else see this as a sweet example of sticking it to The Man?
So a few pirates from Somalia have a shipment of oil. I think it's cool that OPEC got the shaft, but that was one ship out of many, and that kind of thing will only make them raise prices, in the name of paying for better security.
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Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized in all states?
Yes. All humans have the same rights, regardless of any distinction.
The people against it are claiming to be protecting the "sanctity of marriage". How is marriage sacred, when half of all marriages end in divorce? Many of these people come from the religious groups prominent in America, the churches which can be traced back to offshoots of the original Church of England,...
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Would guys rather have a girl with big boobs and a little tummy or no boobs and a flat stomach?
I'd rather have a great personality and a beautiful face and hair. Boobs are nice to play with, but I don't care what size they are.
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Have you ever learned an art, or craft or a skill from a book?
I learned the rules of chess from a book, taught them to my brother, and then developed my skills over the 15 years since then.
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I wanna get a car to get me through the next like 5 yrs...Is 240,000 mi too much for a 2000 Honda civic, and the asking price is 2300?
If the car is running ok, has no body damage, and the interior is decent: $1300 would be a decent price for a '00 Civic with 240,000 miles.
As to its ability to last you for 5 years, it's a Honda. They don't design them in Japan like they do in America. Japanese vehicles are designed to last 20 years or so, American vehicles are designed to require a purchase of a new one...
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How did you sell your last car?
The last car I got rid of was actually two cars at once. My 84 Pontiac Fiero, and the 85 Fiero I bought as a parts car. Due to a combination over a few years of either not having time to work on the car, or having time, but no money for parts, the two turned into really big lawn ornaments. Nice little sports cars with a top speed of zero. I was able to find a junkyard to take them off my...
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What does your inner child want for his/her next birthday?
My inner child wants a new video game for my next birthday, as if the 70+titles I own don't count.
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An old lady who is 97 and really heavy is alone in a museum when it starts on fire. If you were saving her and seen a picture that was worth 2,000,000. Would you save her or take the picture? (You can 't do both though)
I've never seen a person who was 97 years old who weighed over 110 pounds, so I don't think I could ever be in a situation of having to lift a heavy 97 year old. As to the painting or the human, I'll save the human.
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My girlfriend is only affectionate when she is drinking and lately she drinks every night but seems cold and distant every morning. How do I approach this?
You need to work hard to show affection to her in the daytime. If she's drinking every night, she may be a bit hungover in the morning, so try a little later in the day. The goal is to show her affection when she's sober, so she might begin to respond to you when she's sober. If that doesn't work, then I'm sorry I'm not sure what to suggest.
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What kinds of leftover foods do you like to eat?
An old joke I heard somewhere, that is just like my Grandma:
We have leftovers so often, nobody rembers what the original meal was.
My grandma is very good at turning leftovers from one meal into something to add to the next meal.
For me, right now:
Leftovers are what I made more of than I can eat in one sitting, I'll eat them very soon.
I'm a broke college student, so...
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Is the Devil your friend?
I haven't met the guy, but I hear he knows all the good party people, and he can pack a mighty bong.
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Do you / would you / did you...use cloth diapers instead of disposables?
When I was an infant, I used cloth diapers all the time. My mom got a gift from some group in the community of two years of diaper service, (in 1980) because she was surprised with twins.
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If earth got its moon from a collision, how did jupiter, saturn, uranus & neptune get their moons?
The prevalent theory of the origin of the moon of Earth is that during the early formation of the Solar System (the group of planets orbiting the star known as Sol), the inner planets were mostly molten rock, and had managed to clump together via gravity, but hadn't solidified completely yet. Lilith (the precursor to Earth's moon) was a smaller body in the region, and had a collision...
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How can i upload a video on youtube without infringing copyright laws?
The only way to avoid copyright infringement is to upload a video you own the creative rights to. In other words, a video you personally made.
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Are all sorrority girls the same?
I know I'm a dirty old man (at 28 years old) for thinking this, but I occasionally hope they are. At least compared to the image of sorority chicks as portrayed in popular movies: Hot chicks who love to engage in half naked pillow-fights.
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If you could only eat 3 things for the rest of your life, what would you like them to be? :-P
Poontang, Prawns, and poontang. I know I said poontang twice, I really like poontang.
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Is there one thing all of you're love interests have in common? Mine were all guys that had broken homes, surprisingly. Yours?
My past love interests, and even my current one, have one thing in common. They are all brunettes. I don't know what it is, but I've always been a sucker for brunettes. I can look at a girl with red or blonde hair, and think she is hot, if she has a good body. Give the same hot body brunette rather than blonde hair, and she suddenly becomes incredibly beautiful in my perspective.
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Do you like the TV show " Married with Children "
Al is a hero of mine. I really liked his formation of N.O.M.A.A.M. National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood. I just found that to be hilarious.
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What do the Mason's do?
Masons, or Freemasons, members of a Masonic Lodge live their lives, and usually spend a portion of their time assisting the Lodge in the business of the Lodge. Freemasonry is a fraternity, an organization of men associating together as brothers, seeking to improve themselves, and help the community they live in.
In addition to the basic business of keeping an organization afloat, the...
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I run on treadmill for ________ minutes at a speed of __________ miles/ hour.
I run a mile trying to get my time lower each time. I alternate with running 2-3 miles to build endurance.
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Would you rather be the Captain of Voyager, of the 1st Officer?
I'd rather be 1st Officer. That would put me in a position where I can "order" Torres and Seven to join me in my quarters, and I can still use my powers of seduction to get the sexy Capt Janeway to join us for a really fun evening.
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman enter a pub. They all order a pint, and just as they receive their pints, a fly lands in each of their beers.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust, and demands a fresh pint.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out, and begins drinking.
The Irishman holds the fly above the glass and yells, "Spit it out, goddamn it! Spit it out!"
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I'll be driving eight hours north tomorrow, by myself. What songs should I put on my mp3 player?
"Move B***h" by Ludacris is good to listen to if you're stuck in traffic.
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To men: who do you think is a good looking man? To women: who do you think is a good looking woman?
I'm a very straight guy, but when I watched "Ghost Whisperer" starring Jennifer Love Hewitt, I kept wishing I looked as good as David Conrad did. Conrad was the actor who played the husband of Melinda Gordon, JLH's character.
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Did you dance yourself out the womb?
I definitely didn't. My brother emerged naturally without a fight. 32 minutes later, the docs had to use tongs on my head to finish pulling me out.
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Should I get drunk tonight? I have a lot of rum, but no one to drink it with
Yes, if you feel the need to get drunk, go for it.
This brings up the quetion of what to do with what you can't drink alone.
You could pack it up really well, and send the excess to me. Just don't tell the Post Office that you're sending liquid, they'll charge you lot's more, or reject the package.
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Where does the dark go when you turn on the light?
Lightbulbs are not "dark-eaters" Dark is the absence of light. Dark is nothing, it doesn't exist.
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How much wood did that wood chuck, chuck?
He would if he could, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Sorry, I just noticed I typed it way off the first time.
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Is it urgent or important?
Is what important or urgent? Do you have a full question somewhere?
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Wouldn't it be cool if we got paid to do this?
Are you asking about getting paid to visit AB? Or are you asking about what would be cool to get paid for doing?
If the former, then sure, I could deal with trolls alot more if I was being paid. If the latter, what would be something cool to get paid for doing, I have to say donating sperm. It would be really cool to get paid for an activity I do very frequently due to being single.
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How do people make glass cups and plastic cups..*drinking cups* need help asap ! for assignment.
Some clarification would help with this question. What does cup production have to do with drinking water?
Are you asking about how glass is produced, compared to how plastic is produced?
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Is there anyway that I can answer peoples questions on here?
Well, I'll have to think about it for a moment....Oh, I know, maybe you could browse the unanswered questions, click on the ones you think you know something about, and ANSWER THEM.
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What do you have that I might need?
DNA for a future clone army? I'm not a strong guy, but I am smart. You could use my clones as the generals or scientists making the weapons.
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What's your argument for/ against gay marrage?
I'm for it. Every American has the same right to be happy or miserable as every other American. Marriage is a relationship that can be good or bad, and is nothing more than a deep commitment between two people. Sometimes it falls apart, as represented by over half of all marriages ending in divorce.
Some people are against same-sex marriages. Anyone who's been married know that...
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Why do some cats have six toes?
I had a cat when I was young that had seven toes. Polydactyly is apparently common in some breeds of cats, and doesn't represent bad breeding. http://www.messybeast.com/poly-cats.html
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When you s/o other leaves you rude messages do you just delete them or listen to them?
Do you mean rude, i.e. insensitive, or crude, i.e. a little inappropriate?
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You couldn't fall under someone's spell unless they had a wealth of ____________?
Beauty.
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What's your IQ and do you care?
Last time I had an official test, 158. I've had over 15 years of getting older, coupled with about 8.5 years of drinking to dull the senses.
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If barack obama gets to be elected, will someone try to kill him?
I could believe that some southern racist(Not all southerners) who flys a confederate flag might get the idea in his head(I say his head because women are smarter than idiot men) to grab a gun and take care of this uppity N***** who's just been elected to be the next President of the US. I am afraid there will be attempts on his life, now that he's won. But it is a sad individual...
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At what ace did you start to grow a mustache (guys). When did you start growing other facial hair (a beard). What age does this normally happen?
I was about 12 when I first started to grow some fur on my upper lip. A few years later, I was able to shave my whole face.
The normal age for facial hair varies, but with most males, it is between 12 and 14.
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What's one thing you miss about being a teenager? If you are a teenager, what will you miss?
I miss being able to look at 17-year old chicks and not be considered a dirty old man when I'm just looking.
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Have you ever ate/killed/murdered any vegetables?
Vegetables are what food eats.
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If I have read only one book from cover to cover, but have read certain selections from thousands of books then how many books have I really read?
I read that as meaning you've only read one book. Excerpts are one thing, books are different.
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If we played strip poker, what would you take off first?
Your shirt?
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What are your thoughts on PARENTS who still smoke pot? Is it wrong?
My mom and my stepdad partake of the green herb. My mom has a problem with her shoulder, so she's able to get a Medical Marijuana Card. Mom smokes pot to relax her joint pain. Nothing wrong there.
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I LUV A GIRL.HOW SHOULD I PROPOSE HER?
Any way that seems appropriate, as long as it isn't in ALL CAPS.
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How high are you right now cus im higher
I'm actually at the top levels of the Q continuum.
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What current Star Trek projects are in development? (series or movies)
They are working on a new movie that happens before the original series. In the movie they are making we'll get to see Kirk, Spock, and McCoy meet each other for the first time, among others.
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/MOV/011/synopsis/19515.html
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What's Best Soda Drink Is there?
Mountain Dew. It tastes good, and is loaded with caffeine, the chemical that makes morning life possible.
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If you were a member of the crew on "Star Trek" and you were wearing a red shirt, would make sure you made out your will before going on an away mission?
I'd make sure my will was updated as soon as I heard that I was wearing a red shirt and serving on the "Enterprise". I'd also invest in large quantities of life insurance, so my family will be well-off after Kirk puts me in some stupid situation.
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Is the antimatter reactor online?
I wish. It would be really fun to watch.
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Whats the best alcoholic drink youve ever created? name and ingredients?
My favorite of all time is a Perfect Martini. Start with an equal amount of sweet and dry vermouth, (that's what makes the martini perfect). Swirl the even mix of vermouth on the ice about 15-20 seconds, enough to coat the ice with vermouth. Drain the vermouth off, leaving a film of vermouth on the ice. Add a really good gin. You can technically make a martini using a Bob's...
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What is your favorite beverage to have for breakfast?
Mountain Dew.
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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering
I've been there several times. Mostly from rejection, but once from having my heart ripped out and put through a meat grinder. I understand your pain.
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Why do people think an unlicensed plumber who is behind on paying his taxes and is whining about taxes he might have to pay if he ever figures out how to earn a decent living is an expert on anything?
Because he is obviously an expert on whining.
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Whats better a 9 mm gun or a .380?
I don't have the answer.
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How old were you when your parents felt you were old enough to pick out your own shoes?
I can't remember an age when I was allowed to pick out shoes. I do remember it was at an early age, as long as me and my twin brother got different shoes, so my dad could tell us apart. When we weren't wearing shoes, we got "Boy..." Since he was at the store buying us the new shoes, he could remember, "white shoes that one, blue shoes the other" or something...
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "math"?
All right! Time for some fun!
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I Don't Wanna Be _______
A Canadian Idiot!"
The 'Weird Al' Yankovic parody of Green Day's "American Idiot"
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Have you ever set off for one place and ended up somewhere else
All the time at work. I go into the kitchen, looking for something in the prep area, and find myself in dry storage wondering, "What was I looking for?"
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What does a beer cost in your local bar?
In the bar closest to my apartment; I can get a pint for $2.25 (most domestics), $3.25 (most imports and microbrews). On Thursdays, I can get a pint of Natural Ice Light for 99 cents. It's a college town. What else is there to say?
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List the hardware required, briefly explain the purposes
So, did you forget to bring your question with you today?
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What do you advocate the most?
The public school system. All children deserve access to a quality education that doesn't cost the parents anything. (aside from the tax dollars they pay like everyone else)
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What is one thing from the other sex/gender you wish you had?
I wish I could get some sex from the other gender. It's been awhile.
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Do you love to work?
No. I love to get paid. For that reason, I put up with work.
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Why do people feel the need to attack McCain based on his age when Biden is 65?
McCain is aiming for the Presidency, with a younger, healthier, but extremely in-experienced VP nominee, while Biden is running as the VP of a much younger, healthier man. People criticize McCain because he could croak and leave Palin in charge. If Biden died, so what, Obama would still be in control, just minus one source of good advice.
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What is an adult dance?
The horizontal mombo?
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Do you ever buy one ply TP? its awful
You're never too broke for good toilet paper. It should be a law. I'll live on ramen noodles if I can wipe my butt with the fluffy stuff.
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When having your boss and his wife over for dinner what should you never do?
Serve beans.
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What is the reason there would be a mason symbol stamped on a flawed 1955 penny i found
I agree with previous answers, a Mason had time on his hands. While it is a felony to deface US currency, who on earth is going to press charges against defacing a bleeping penny?
I have a couple of pennies that I've obtained over the years that have been stamped by a Mason, but they've been stamped by a Mason in the last ten years or so.
If you have a penny that can truly be...
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What's your favorite Jeff Dunham joke? Which puppet is your favorite?
I have to say Peanut is my favorite. I love all of his puppets, and they are all hilarious.
My favorite bit is Jeff arguing with Peanut:
P: "You're sick!"
J: "I'm not sick!"
P: "Then how did you come up with me!?!"
That is, of course, truncated.
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What is the best way to keep my hands from cracking due to exposure to the cold? For years, when I work outside and I often go outside to set up displays and unload trucks and my hands crack up and bleed in the cold. Is there a way to prevent this?
Gloves. Nice, warm gloves. Seems kind of intuitive.
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When did Capt. Picard first make contact with the Ferengi?
Picard had his first encounter with the Ferengi when he was on his first starship command, the Stargazer. In the battle with them, he invented a tactic that became known as the "Picard Maneuver"
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If Kirk and his Star Trek crew got in a fistfight with Piccard and his crew, who would win?
Data would wipe the walls with all of them. If you gave Scotty some tools, he might figure out how to take Data apart, but then it wouldn't be a fistfight.
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What is your favorite part of theoretical physics?
Quantum mechanics, string theory. Those are lots of fun.
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Do your boss have horns?
My boss doesn't have horns, but the way we work for minimum wage, he may as well be sporting a whip.
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If God is always the same, why was He such a hateful murderer who committed and encouraged crimes against humanity in the old testament, and now that He has sent Jesus in the new testament, He is perceived as a good guy who loves us?
The thing to understand is: God didn't do jack s**t, aside from create the universe. The Old Testament of the Bible; the stories in there don't contain a single Act of God punishing sinners. What they have is primitive thinkers blaming God for every little bad thing that happened. Follow the actual events with a few thousand years of oral storytelling, and then about 2000 years of...
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I find it difficult to be around people, partially because I essentially thoroughly dislike most people, and for no obvious reason I become completely uncomfortable and simply become extremely reclusive. How can I fix this malady and what is the cause?
The thoroughness of your question indicates that you've had some therapy, or else you are naturally very introspective. Either way, I would suggest proffesional therapy. There are some pharmaceuticals available that hope to help with people who have social anxiety troubles, but while those drugs are new, the time tested methods of therapy work for most people.
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If Tom Cruise came a knockin' asking you to join scientology would you?
I would greet him enthusiastically, get his autograph, and a picture of us together, and promptly give him the finger.
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If you are with a girl for an hour at school and sitting down and are not allowed to get up just sit down with teachers around. what things could you do instead of kissing. rubbing her legs? holding hands? or better?
Well... I can think of all kinds of naughty things that can be done very discreetly under a table. Hands in pants or skirts. That kind of activity can still get you in trouble, especially if you do it right, and it gets to be really enjoyable. (having an orgasm in class is a dead giveaway that you were busy doing something else) I'd stick to the safe stuff: Sitting close together,...
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Are you voting for Obama because of his skin color? If so, what is your logic?
No, I'm voting for him because he seems better prepared to lead the country than the alternative. We really don't need four more years of what we had for the last eight years.
Obama's skin isn't even a factor for me. He's an American, as we all are. Skin color shouldn't ever be an issue when dealing with others. Everybody keeps talking about how he's...
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I sarted college in september and am so far faling al my classes, i really study hard, what should i do? should i just quit?
I'm not sure I see the cause of the problem. I never study, and I'm acing my 200 level classes. I'm a physics major taking 15 credits this term.
Perhaps if you paid attention in lecture, and did the homework? You might be doing better?
If you're doing everything correctly, and still failing, perhaps you simply aren't ready for college. Brush up on the basics,...
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What is the north star?
Polaris, the star that is currently lined up with our north pole. Any one in the northern hemisphere can look at Polaris at night and know that that way is north. The Earth wobbles a bit in it's spin, so about 26,000 years pass between when Polaris is the north star for a few centuries, and then other stars are the north star, and Polaris becomes the north star again.
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Can you explain why in Sat Trek The Next Generation episode 5.24, "The Next Phase," when some characters temporarily became incorporeal, they could still breathe and were affected by artificial gravity and floors?
When Ensign Ro, Geordi, and that one Romulan officer were shifted slightly out of phase, they are still in phase enough for very small particles, like oxygen, to interact with their cells normally. As to the response to floors and artificial gravity, the artificial gravity on a starship of the 24th century relies mostly on quantum principles. They generate very localized fields of gravitons....
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Do you know who is the father of Hercules?
Zeus.
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What's the difference between love and an infatuation?
Infatuation is Cupid demonstrating his terrible aim. Love is when infatuation leads to real affection. Love is friendship plus attraction.
Attraction without friendship is infatuation.
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I currently live with my mother at her house. I signed a paper saying that she didnt have to give me a thirty day eviction notice. can she kick me out whenever she wants?
The simple fact that she had you sign paperwork makes me wonder: "What did you do in the past that she doesn't trust you?"
As to the answer to your question: If you signed a tenant agreement that waived the normal thirty day notice for evictions, you are screwed.
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What would you do to make a difference in the world?
I could become a Mad Scientist, and make a negative difference in the world, or become a teacher, inspiring students to pursue scientific knowledge after high school, so perhaps one of my future students might be the inventor of the technology that solves our energy problems.
I feel better about being a teacher. I'm glad I've started on that path.
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What was your most embarrassing moment in high school?
My entire high school experience was rather embarrassing, but one experience that stands out was when the Band Director announced at a concert my Freshman year (yes, I was a Band geek, I played Baritone Sax) that the Drum Major would lead us in the National Anthem (US). We had been practicing it for a few weeks before the concert, and I apparently didn't get the memo about it being...
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How can I mount a scope to my single shot shotgun? Without drilling?
Duct tape!?
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Can Catholics be Masons?
Masons accept as members any man who professes a faith in a supreme being. Be he Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim, or whatever. Masonry has nothing against Catholicism. The Roman Catholic Church, however, has issued several orders over the years forbidding it's members from joining Masonic Lodges, simply because Masons have a few secrets they keep from non-Masons, and the Church...
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If you had a 270 pound man charging at you what would you do?
Shoot him in the knee.
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What is the best way to unfreeze a frozen Coca cola? -fast - without losing co2
Place it in a pressure chamber where you can increase the air pressure to a high level, and hit it with lots of heat. The rapid change in temp will cause CO2 to bubble out of the liquid, but the higher pressure of the chamber will not allow the CO2 to escape. Once the cola is liquid again, ease the pressure down gradually.
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A giant chicken just _______ my car!
pecked
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If Satan appeared in front of you and threatened to forcefully cast your soul into the depths of the abyss UNLESS you paid him homage, what would you give him?
I'd hand him my keys, saying, "Whoa! If I'm seeing you, I have had way too much to drink. Somebody call me a cab!"
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Do you question your decisions about love and relationships? or trust your instincts?
I question all of my instincts, and when I finally make a decision, I'm never quite sure it was correct. Aside from a few cases.
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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em?
They go good with a burger and shake?
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Why in video game jargon is the big enemy at the end of the level/stage/chapter/etc. refereed to as a "boss"?
I don't know the history of the term for sure.
Perhaps, it's just been for so many years, especially in the beginning of the video game industry, that you would encounter large quantities of easy enemies throughout the level. At the end, the designers put a stronger enemy, that had to be defeated to move on, so they called that one the "boss". It was the boss of all...
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How does applications software differ from system software?
Systems software refers to things like the operating system, tools the OS uses to carry out basic functions, and mostly the stuff needed to operate the hardware. Applications software means programs that work in the environment of the OS, for a task other than keeping the machine running. These would be word processors, games, web browsers, media players, etc.
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What's your worst gas station experience?
The first time it cost me $40 (US) to fill up my Jetta, or else the time I asked for 93 octane fuel for a different car, and the guy put in 89 octane. That one was many years ago, when fuel was about $1.20/gal for premium.
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Where is your nearest open space?
The parking lot outside my apartment. There's a good park a few blocks away.
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What jobs are safe right now?
Bartender and Liquor store clerk. When the economy's in the crapper, people will turn to booze. Not all of them, but enough.
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Why do guys prefer skinny chicks? Why can't guys like girls that have meat on there bones?
I like fit, athletic, and toned. That rules out the extreme end of skinny, and puts a certain amount of meat into her figure, but not quite chunky. Curves are nice :)
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Why are republicans stupid
They're not really stupid, they're just incapable of learning anything new and intelligent.
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Have you ever found your look alike?
Yeah, we shared a womb for almost 9 months, and a bedroom for almost 18 years. Now, aside from his goatee, and much larger gut, we are still identical.
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What is a good thing to have for dessert?
Poon-tang, hair pie, beaver, whatever euphamism is acceptable. That's what I like after a romantic dinner.
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Would you fight for the one you love?
Absolutely, although I know she doesn't need me to. She can kick my a** without trying. She's 4 inches shorter, and about 50 pounds lighter, but she is very well trained in martial arts.
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Is it ever accetable to insult someone?
In civilized society, no. But who are we fooling? Have you looked at this planet? We are as far from being civilized as a paramecium is from being multi-cellular.
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Is it considered self-defence if killing someone is the only way to stop the life-time of pychological headaches/pain that you have?
Hell yeah. I like being alive.
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If I bought a 15 foot long python and it got my hand in it's mouth, do you think it could swallow my arm all the way to my shoulder before it had to stop?
A 15 foot python could swallow you whole. It wouldn't try to start with your hand, working towards your shoulder, with you still awake. A python would squeeze you until you went limp, and then start to swallow you.
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Is it normal for a 18 yr old teenager to feel pain every day all the time? Cause I got lower back, knee and all around aches most of the time. Any Ideas why it could be? and no serious injuries have ever happened to me
Have you done much running? I had problems caused by improper running form when I was 15 or so. At 19 or 20, I was diagnosed with "chronic mid-back strain". I'd apparently tweaked my back thanks to either my heavy backpack in high-school, or the Baritone Sax I had to lug around, and it just never quite healed properly.
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How often do female dog's get their
Heads-up: Take a look at your question, and use the edit option to finish it soon.
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C) At t=5.0s the power supplied by the net force is 30W. What must the power be at t=10.0 s to maintain constant acceleration?
First of all, it is bad form to try and get people to do your homework problems for you.
Second, I think we need a bit more of the setup of the problem, so we can suggest a starting point. Does t = time, as usual? is s a unit, (seconds) or a variable.
What you've listed is obviously just part of a problem. More information is needed for anyone to attempt any kind of solution or hint.
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What does 'manifest destiny' mean?
Just to add a minor point to some very informative answers above: The destiny was already explained, the continent belonged to America, that's what they believed at the time. What made it "Manifest Destiny" was how easy it was to conquer the land, thanks to the superior technology and disease the spreading United States had. The fact that it was so easy to take control of the...
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How many questions do you think you have asked on AB? And how many do you think you have answered? (with out looking at your profile page)
I think I've asked maybe 30 questions. I've answered close to 300 or so. I'm gonna check my profile now, and hopefully I'm not too far off.
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The "Sisters of Isis" are part of which organization?
This is the only reference I found:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Isis
Looks like an interesting book series.
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Can anyone explain to me the meaning of the song 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by the great Billy Joel.?!?!?! (SEE VIDEO)
The lyrics are a string of historical facts. I think it is mostly about We (his generation? or America?) didn't start all that is going on in the world, all the strife and warfare, but we need to work to end things, to bring peace to the world. It's a kind of protest song. It was released in 1989, and it just takes a few quick glances at the morning news to see how effective it has...
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Are the Masons descendents of the Knights Templar?
No, there is no historical evidence of such, and Masonic Ritual and the lectures of the degrees tell no such stories. I've been a member for 10 years. We use the story of builders of King Solomon's Temple as a legend, with moral points. We don't believe it to be true, and we tell the new members at the beginning of the fist lecture that it is a legend, with no proof. The...
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Do you personally find that straightening your hair is bad for your hairs health?
It would take large quantities of cement to straighten my hair. I think that would be bad for it.
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Do you think that there is a possibility that all religions were created by man to control man?
Religion is a man made form of control. Faith, real belief comes from within the individual person. Religions are all about telling large quantities of people what to believe, and how to express that belief.
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Solve for R:
T = 4
v = 8
T = RV
this is what i have so far: 4 = r * 8
Can anyone tell me if I'm close?
T=RV Solve for R. Divide both sides of the equation by V. R = T/V.
T=4, V=8 R=4/8.
You got the basics right, you just have to work the algebra to isolate the unknown variable on one side of the equation.
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Would it me mean for me to make my stepkids ride the bus to school? My kids ride the bus, but they are younger and they like it. My stepkids are 13 and 15 and they don't want to ride the bus.
I rode the bus until I was 18, and finally bought myself a car. They should stop whining and drive themselves, spending their own money on gas, if they don't like the bus.
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Do you go through long periods where you don't have any dreams at night?
Everyone enters REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep for at least a portion of the normal sleep cycle. Dreams occur during REM sleep. We generally don't remember dreams. When people do remember dreams, it is usually from REM sleep bordering on the edge of waking up. The last little bit of dreaming before your body starts to wake up. With most people, they might remember one dream on a...
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Have you experienced the thrill of white water rafting?? Where!?
I rafted on a tame portion of the Rogue River in Southern Oregon. It wasn't quite the super treacherous, update your will before you leave, rapids you see in movies, but we had some bits of excitement.
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When a guy is attracted to a woman does he always fantasize about her in the sexual sense?
When I was a teen-ager, my thoughts about girls I liked always featured sexual fantasies. As I've grown older, I've noticed that when I find a girl attractive, there are initial sexual fantasies, and then as I fall for her, my thoughts and fantasies lean more towards just being able to be with her, having a good time.
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Is it true that many leaders of many different countries have been free masons or are free masons?
Freemasonry has existed for nearly 300 years. Over those years, millions upon millions of men from all walks of life have been members. Active participation in a Masonic Lodge builds leadership and organizational skills, and the Lodge tends to draw natural leaders to it as members, as do other Fraternal Organizations. Many of these men would've succeeded in their personal and public...
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Is there really a dark history and purpose behind Freemasonry?
No. Freemasons are men from all walks of life, members of a Fraternal organization. Men associating together as brothers to work to improve themselves, and give to the community. There is no dark history. They arose from the old stoneworker's guilds of Medieval Europe, adopting the tools of operative masons as symbols of morality. The square of truth and virtue to square our actions,...
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Hey i am wanting to join the marines but every recruiter i talk to says i cant join cause i have the state of mississippi outlined and a rebel flag with a deer skull in the center!! they say noone can join with a confedrate flag tattoo!! why is this?
Because the United States Marine Corps, and the other branches of the United States military, are about the United States. A flag of the confederate states of America? You want to serve this country, while wearing on your skin, a permanent reminder of the most violent period of war in our history; and a symbol of revolt against the constitution and the laws of this nation.
I'm sorry...
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Is all natural tobacco less harmful when smoked compared to tobacco containing tobacco with additives when smoked?
There is no such thing as a "harmless cigarette." The harmful chemicals and carcinogens are naturally present in the tobacco leaves, before harvest. The tobacco production process hasn't changed much over the last 500 years. Grow the plant, dry the leaves, and package it. "All Natural" tobacco sounds like a scam to get people to pay more for tobacco that isn't...
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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's?
Only when I have way too much to drink, and pass out in the wrong location.
I generally sleep in boxers, or I wear some light pajamas when the weather gets colder.
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How have you improved with age?
I've learned from my mistakes. I've had enough fumbles trying to meet women, and a really bad relationship, to learn how to be happy with myself, and when I do meet someone, to make a good approach.
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Do friends call you for help when they have computer problems?
My family contacts me or my brother, my brother was a Comp Sci major in college, so they call him first, me if they can't get ahold of him. I'm a "geek of all trades" I'm good with computers, and can fix lots of basic problems, but there are things that are outside of my knowledge base. I have some friends from before I started college that call me for help. My new...
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Do you own and regularly use a dictionary?
I have a Spanish-English Dictionary, and a Klingon Dictionary. I used the Spanish one extensively when I was in Spanish class. I'll probably use it more in my future Spanish classes.
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Do you believe, ask McCain said today, that "Palin has more executive experience than Obama and Biden put together?" If so, can I have some of your drugs?
I want whatever McCain is on.
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Could you come up with religious jokes that would not be flagged as spam/offensive?
Here's one: (I didn't come up with it, just found it.)
Father Norton wakes up to a beautiful and sunny Sunday morning and decides he just has to play golf. He pretends he’s sick and convinces the associate pastor to say Mass for him that day, then heads out of town to a golf course about 40 miles away so he won’t run into anyone from his parish. On the first tee, he...
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I'm thinkin' of starting my own reality show called: Stop That!, where I go around NYC with a yardstick, and when I see people doing dumb things, like talking on a cell while driving, I give 'em a few whacks and yell "Stop That!" Wouldja watch?
I'd watch, and contribute financially just a little bit. The trouble is trying to get a network to pay you for something like that.
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Robot Chicken genius or travisty? Why?
Genius. Best show ever. Watch their Star Wars Special to understand why.
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According to Greek mythology, who opened a box of evils?
Pandora actually opened a box containing all of the dreams, possibilities, and evils that were potentials for the world. When she opened the box, the evils escaped to cause the evil we see in war, murder, etc. A few good properties were released according to the legend. The courage and strength to fight against the previously mentioned evils. Hope was the one virtue left in the box when she...
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How will it be possible for me to run over and write my name in that fresh cement with all those people watching?
Discretely hit someone with a personal range stun gun. When he/she collapses, yell, "Somebody call 911!" The ensuing chaos will act as a great distraction.
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Why do Atheists Always Wear Big Hats and Sit in Front at the Movie Theater?
Those people aren't necessarilly atheists. Those are just simply rude idiots. Some might be atheists, some might be preachers. Who knows?
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If you could make a public service announcement, what would it be?
"Beer is good for you"
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When was the last time you spoke to your brother?
Just a couple of days ago. We're adults know, with our own lives, so we generally talk once every six months or so, but he needs my help with something on this coming Saturday, so we talked about it a couple of days ago.
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Uh, hi! What is the fastest way to Uranus?
That would be a rocket, with a carefully calculated trajectory. The infantile joke you might have been aiming for is only due to a popular mispronunciation of the name of the eighth planet orbiting Sol. It is not pronounced "yur Anus" It is pronounced, "Yur unus"
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Worst or best PSA? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eho0jiDV44
Wow, it certainly has a strong message, and it says it very succinctly.
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When was the last time you spoke to your sister?
Actually spoke to her? In person, at her wedding about a year and three months ago. On the phone, about six months ago. I'm very much an internet communication type of guy, and she is more of a phone type of person.
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Does it bother you when someone doesn't like you?
Only if she's gorgeous, and I like her.
Actually, I'm only bothered when it's a coworker that I have to work with. When a coworker dislikes me for some unknown reason, it affects my perceived job performance, because they mess up stuff when dealing with me and my orders. (I've worked for many years in restaurants, I've had very few problems, but they were with...
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Do you ever meditate? If so, what techniques do you use?
I consume ethanol created from a fermentation of barley, with hops, until I'm out of it.
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If you could do something youve never done before what would it be and why?
Fall for a woman who is willing and able to return my affection. I think it would be a refreshing change.
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Do you believe that blood matters more than friendship?
If you spilt your friend's blood, that's kind of a big deal.
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Who, in your opinion, is the campest Star Trek character out of all the series?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
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What do you fantasize about all the time?
Winning the lottery and being able to finish college without getting up to my eyeballs in debt.
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What do you see in me?
You're a chick, right?
Then the answer would be: Me. lol Sorry I could't me more serious, it is very late at night for me.
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Michael parang awa muna hindi ko kaya nasasaktan ako
Sorry to ask, but could you translate that to English, as the rest of the site is in English?
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How do I get my 2 1/2 yr old to quit her back talk? for example- I will tell her to get rid of her attitude, and then she says with a pointed finger, "You have a attitude".
Strong punishments. At her age, a quick swat or two to the behind will help correct behavior without causing lasting trauma.
The reason we see so many teenagers these days going completely crazy is quite possibly due to parents who wouldn't use any form of punishment in the early years, and the kids just grew out of control.
My father used a belt or his steel-toed boots as...
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What sort of tricks would be neat to see a duck do?
Lose to the Oregon State Beavers.
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In the Shining, what does Jack Nicholson's character say as he rips apart the bathroom door?
So, has anyone answering this question seen the movie, besides me?
*EDIT* I changed it after my first answer/question.
A previous answer of "Heeeeere's Johnny!" Is the correct answer. And that came from someone who claimed not to have seen the movie.
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Have you ever vomited from running too hard?
Not me, but my brother did once during track practice. (we were both on the track team in high school) The coach just said something like, "You allright? Good hustle there!" Kind of a "no pain, no gain" attitude.
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Can you touch type?
I've been able to since 9th grade. I can type sober at about 50 WPM. Late at night, with a few beers in me, I slow down due to errors.
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Carrie Underwood or Shania Twain?
Shania is a brunette, which makes her hotter to start with. Shania has a better career, with more history in the business. Shania has several songs that are incredibly annoying, out of nearly a decade of otherwise great songs. Carrie has several songs that are incredibly annoying, out of a couple of years of otherwise mediocre songs.
I have to go with Shania Twain. She's the hottest...
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Is the statement the only dumb question is one not asked accurate?
Yes.
A little punctuation, perhaps some quote marks, would make that question alot easier to read.
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Do you plan on spending the rest of your life in the future?
Yes, the rest of my life is the time after this moment, and is by definition, in the future.
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Can Michael Jackson fly?
Sure, if he has a plane ticket.
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"Old enough to know better but to young to care" does this apply to you ?:)
Unfortunately, I think I'm just beyond the threshold. I know better, and I care, but I still feel young.
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Who was your favorite Batman? Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney or Bale?
Christian Bale, by a longshot. He plays Bruce Wayne very well, as have most of the movie actors. He really portrayed the struggle between Bruce and his Batman persona well in the two movies he's done. My only trouble is that when he's dressed as Batman, his voice got rather deep and gravelly. It worked for the character, but it was sometimes difficult to hear what he was saying,...
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Have you ever crapped in your pants?
After potty training, only a few times, and then only due to illness, or bad eats. The most recent was a few years ago, my guts had been rumbling with bad gas most of the day, and when I got home, I felt a fart ready to go, relaxed, and sharted instead. It was a rather severe case of mudbutt. Sorry for the bad visuals, but the question kind of draws that.
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Is your cell phone bigger or smaller than a deck of cards?
I'd say smaller, in that mine is non-existent.
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How often and intensly do you argue with yourself?
I'm a firm believer in this test of sanity: If you talk to yourself, ok. If you respond to yourself, ok. If you start arguing with yourself, that's when you're in trouble.
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What is the greatest past achievement and the greatest past mistake of the human race?tor
Greatest achievement and mistake rolled into one: Thermonuclear weaponry.
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If I bought a television at a store Monday can I demand that the store owner negotiate a lower price Thursday because I can't really afford the television?
What you do is buy it Thursday before the Super Bowl, and return it on Monday, saying it is too big for your living room after all.
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I am at homecoming and my girl has to use the restroom. I told her I'd wait outside the bathroom for her, and she refused and said I was stalking her. Is it so wrong to wait for your girlfriend outside a bathroom? I'm not guarding the door or anything.
Every girl I've ever been out with, when she needed to use the restroom, I waited at the table for her. I said something like: "Sure, I'll be here when you get back." I've never had any problems.
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Are you afraid to become old? why?
I'm kind of afraid of getting really old. I don't want to lose my mind as I approach the end of my time here. I have no family history of dementia, but most of my family hasn't lasted much past 65 before something else got them.
At the moment, I'm worried about getting older, because I'm starting my second year of college at 28 years old, and I already shaved the...
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Why does it seem that everybody sees religion in black and white? Athiest or Jesus saves? There are so many possibilities in between.
There are so many varied religions out there, all claiming to be the one that is correct. Especially in the many, many, many sects of Christianity. They all say, "Jesus saves" but they all condemn each other over little differences.
I prefer no religion, just personal faith. Belief should be up to the individual; a personal relationship with deity of your own choice. No need to...
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What do you think the world needs now?
Free beer.
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What gives women power over men?
They have what we desire above all else, even more than we desire beer.
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When are you online?
When I'm not in class or at work.
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If you had a powerful telescope, what celestial object would you like to view first?
Eliza Dusku. She's a heavenly body, right?
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Who is your celebrity crush?
So hard to narrow it down... Here's the short list:
Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Eliza Dushku, Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenburg, Vannessa Lengies, Hayden Panettiere, and Leelee Sobieski.
All natural brunettes, all except for Hayden mostly acting as brunettes. There were a couple of episodes of Heroes where we see Claire in the future with dark hair. She looks so much...
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Sex, oral sex, or you'd rather please yourself? ........
I'd prefer the sex, but I'll take the oral if that's whats available. If nothing's available, I can make do on my own.
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What are the disadvantages of making new friends?
The period of time that has to pass before you can fart around them.
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I want to sell my computer, any advice?
Be sure to clear the harddrive of any personal data. The best way to do that is if you have the disc with operating system on it, format the drive and reinstall the OS.
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I just don't understand why so many men just love Football? I would rather spend a day shopping at Wal Mart then watching a bunch of men in tight pants trying to catch a football..Could someone please explain to me why men love football?
Personally, I just liked watching my team, OSU Beavers, defeating #1 USC. That was awesome.
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Should pro athletes be tested for steroids?
Yes. No need to have an athlete juicing up and breaking records without actually having the talent.
We could change the rules so that juicing is allowable, and then we'd have competitions between players to see who can come up with the best drug cocktail, and eventually see a complete degeneration of sports as every athlete becomes a junky.
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Of all those you know ... Who is, or was, the most beautiful of all past and present female Movie stars? > why do you think so? > Picture please.
Eliza Dushka. Why? Just look at her, enough said.
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The Medical technology continues to improve, but this trend saves lives and raises costs. how can health insurance companies keep coverage cost low?
They can't. There are already hundreds of thousands of people in America alone with no health insurance because it is too expensive. I should know, I'm one of them.
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Why do those things that you would never think of eating, supposedly always tastes like chicken?
Its because the machines that built the Matrix couldn't get the programming right for lots of foods, so they just made them all taste like chicken. Perhaps chicken actually tastes like cream of wheat in the real world.
Sorry, I'm a geek, I couldn't stop myself from giving the Matrix reference.
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You find out your best friend is going to die in a week. Do you tell them and try to find a solution or make sure they live every last day to the fulliest?
I'd forgo sleep to try and solve the problem while helping my friend have a great week.
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Someone once told me that chocolate is the best thing just after sex. Is that true?
I don't know, I've never heard or tried it before, but I will try chocolate after sex the next time.
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I believe spanking is hitting, by reason of one person physically striking another < regardless of age or reason >. What do you believe, and if you believe they are not the same, can you please give me clear definitions of each, according to your opinion
The way I see it: sometimes, spanking is necessary. Do it only when needed, and be careful not to actually injure the child. My father believed in spanking, but he used a belt, and was a terrible aim. I got spankings in the middle of my back more often then the rear end.
In a perfect world, you could discipline children without getting physical, but sometimes it takes a small amount of...
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In rock and roll heaven, do they play guitars instead of harps?
Guitar, bass, drums, the occasional saxophone.
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What is one word that describes a behavior you dislike?
Going to a restaurant repeatedly and always complaining about the food, sending it back to the kitchen every time, and never leaving a tip. If those idiots I had on table 23 tonight want to be happy, they should stop ordering the same food that has to be prepared the same way everytime. Or they could try another freaking restaurant!
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Do you take a bath or shower everyday?
Yes, I take a shower everday that I have to work or be somewhere important.
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Is it true that a guy's thing is as big as his foot?
I know mine isn't as large as my foot, and I'm very glad. I wouldn't want a wang as wide as my foot.
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Is it true that when guys have to piss there horny as a pig biologicaly
No. When a human male has a really full bladder, it is bioligicaly impossible to get aroused.
As to the horny part of the question, human males are always horny, we can't help it.
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Do you ever feel too smart...?
I did all the time in high school. I was in the TAG (Talented And Gifted) program, but I was still bored out of my skull most of the time. I had a few very good friends, but I think I could've had more friends if I wasn't such a wierd guy who knew everything without ever studying.
I'm happier now, in college. I'm on my way towards my degree, and I'm actually...
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Does excess Caffeine consumption make you pee more frequently?
Caffeine has two major effects on the human body. One, it acts as a stimulant, ramping up heart rate, dilating blood vessels, etc. Two, it acts as a diuretic, causing the kidneys to put more water into the urine than normal, filling the bladder faster.
Caffeine does make you pee more often than if you drank decaf beverages. Try it some time: drink caffeine free alternatives for a day,...
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Have you ever had to take a drug test?
"Yeah, I had to take a drug test the other day. Came up negative, which I guess is good, but my dealer has some explaining to do."
Actually, I've had to take a few over the years as pre-employment job screenings. I only failed one, because I had gotten a job after applying to lots of places. After a couple of weeks at the one job, a really great place called me for an...
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What is the nearest burger bar from where you are sitting now?
I haven't heard the term "burger bar" before, but I guess it fits. The closest for me is a place called McMenniman's. Anyone living in Oregon probably knows about them, they have several Oregon locations. The have a fantastic variety of really good burgers, and a great selection of craft beers they make themselves.
I live in Corvallis, about five blocks north of the...
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What would you like to see a sign for?
Free beer for Beavers fans.
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Have you or anyone in your family done any genealogy work?
My grandma did a lot of digging into the history of the family she married into. Thanks to her, I know that I can trace my ancestry back 13 generations to a blacksmith in Massachusetts colony in the mid 1600s. He was illiterate, so his name was written down a few different ways by various legal clerks. His family crest is identical to the crest from a family in England with a very similar...
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What is your greatest weapon?
My intellect.
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As the UK Government looks like bailing out another bank with tax payer’s money will this be enough to halt the rot or are we simple staving off the inevitable?
UK? Are the Brits as bad off as us Yanks?
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When cheersing to a shot or drink, what is your taost?
Go Beavers!
We had more than a few toasts after Thursday's game vs USC here in Corvallis.
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I've kept hearing stories of an experiment taking place in a m0nth or two,but i heard if s0mething goes wr0ng,a black h0le will open..can s0me0ne please tell me m0re of this?and why they are d0ing it?
What the hell is up with the zeros instead of "o"s?
What you are asking about is the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. The largest particle accelerator ever built. Some people who know very little about particle physics made a big splash in the media by filing a lawsuit to prevent it from being powered up. They think that the particles being accelerated and collided could form a...
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For all you psycho bookworms out there; when you finish reading a book, how long do you take before starting a new one?
Depends on whether or not I went to the library recently. Of course, pretty soon here, I'll be rather busy with homework, and I probably won't be able to spare time for books.
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Im drunk!!! Is anyone else drunk right now?
Give me a few minutes to shotgun some beers, and I'll be right there with you.
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Have you ever touched an electric fence?
When I was a young kid, my grandparents owned some property with a nice big pasture, and a couple of horses lived there. The pasture was surrounded by electric fence. Me and my cousins would take turns grabbing the wire and seeing how long we could hold on.
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I want to tone my quads and thighs but I HATE squats and lunges. Can I do just as well with bike riding outside and walking and jogging?
Over the summer, my bike has pretty much replaced my car, thanks to high gas prices. My quads are solid muscle, with almost no fat on them. I've just recently gotten back into the gym on campus and started an upper body regimen, so my legs are currently dominant, mostly due to bike riding for a whole summer.
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Do you think you ask enough questions on AB?
I only ask questions when I need answers, so I think I do ask enough questions.
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Have you ever gone through the embarrassment of sending an email and forget to attach the file you said you had attached?
I've done that once or twice, maybe more.
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When you had too much to drink, do you turn into a lover or a fighter?
I turn into a very talkative lover. I have one very close female friend that I can't drink much when she's around, because I've gotten a bit "hands-on" with her every time I've gotten drunk and she was there.
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What do you think the best punch to make for a party? (Alcoholic)
Take a big punch bowl, fill it with ice, and fill it halfway with OJ, and top it off with vodka. I know that just makes a really big Screwdriver, but it tastes good, and it's really simple.
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What is one thing you have a love-hate relationship with?
My job. I love the paycheck, and the tips, but I almost hate having to go there and actually work to get those.
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If you could suddenly play an instrument really well, what would it be?
I wish I could play the Sax with more skill than I had in High School. It's been years now, so I almost wish I could just play at my high school skill level again.
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Who wrote the novel "Jurassic Park"?
Michael Crichton, one of the most prolific and talented modern authors. In addition to Jurassic Park, he wrote some big hits, "The Andromeda Strain", "Timeline", "The Terminal Man", "Airframe", "Disclosure", "Congo", and he also is the creator of "ER" on NBC.
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What is one thing that should never be 'homemade'?
Spaceships
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Whats the best why to eat a slice of pizza
With beer.
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Have you ever had to whip out a rediculously large amount of change to purchase something? If so were you embarrased or not?
I'm a college student, so sometimes all I have is change. Never been embarrased by it at all.
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Name one thing you cant' resist?
A gorgeous brunette, especially if she has beer.
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Why are most men so afraid of appearing gay, when men's bathrooms rarely have barriers between the urinals? Also, why haven't male builders/architects been influenced by this fear enough to put in barriers when they build new bathrooms?
"Guy code" allows us to do one thing at the urinal, stare at the wall. The fact that baseball stadiums have a "urinal trough" is further proof of us just getting business out of the way. If some gay guy is next to me, checking me out, I never notice, since I'm staring at the wall, as per the guy code.
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My watche were stolen I want to buy new watches Who can give me a site
Watches? I just go to Wal-Mart or Fred Meyer when I need a new watch. I have one watch I've owned for nearly ten years that I bought at Wal-Mart. I've spent more on new wristbands for it over the years than I spent on the initial purchase.
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Do you bank with WaMu? Because they just...failed.
My account with WaMu is actually in the red right now, maybe they'll forget and give me a zero balance. :)
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If I say Abracadabra, what would you like me to make disappear?
My student loans.
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Who is your favorite fictional duck?
Whichever one the Beavers get to destroy on the sporting field. Go Oregon State Beavers!
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If you could choose only one, which would you choose?Smart,rich or beautiful?Why?
Smart, because you can't fix stupid.
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If you had to spend 24 consecutive hours doing only one thing, what would it be?
Making love with a beautiful woman. Over and over again.
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Which YOUTUBE videos are MUST watch? (Feel free to post them below using the "embed" feature)
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I have a heart of ________?
Scars from past heartbreaks. Cupid is a lousy shot.
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Guys...What is the main way to tell if a girl likes you?
If she has her hand down your pants, without being asked.
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Is John McCain a "maverick reformer" or a "reformed maverick"?
Neither. Nine years ago, he was a maverick. Now, he hasn't been reformed. He just flip-flops every few hours. I think dementia might be kicking in with his advanced age.
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Are there any foods that you would rather starve than eat?
spinach, broccoli, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, squash, zuchinni, brussel sprouts (I really hate them). Basically, all the most disgusting veggies forced down my throat when I was young.
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When you wish on things like stars, eyelashes, etc, do your wishes come true?
They haven't in the past.
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Since there is so much conspicuously missing in the historical record like no Roman records of his trial or execution, shouldn't Jesus's historical existence be considered just one possible theory?
I'm a non-Christian myself, and what I've heard and read leads me to agree that he did exist, but he wasn't divine. I think he just got a bunch of people to listen to his crazy talk.
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If you were to die today, would you know for sure you were going to heaven?
My beliefs don't have a strict definition of heaven or hell, but I've studied enough of the various religions to get a grasp on the afterlife.
I firmly believe when I die, I'll go to heaven, or the positive afterlife. I live a good life, I follow a strict moral code of doing what is right, and I constantly strive to make myself a better man.
Of course, looking at the...
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
Californians. I live in Oregon.
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If we swallow a bone , does that mean we're adding a bone to our 206 bones? Does it digest in the digestive system?
Ok, first of all, good luck trying to swallow a bone without choking. If you swallow bone fragments that are in your meat, your body will attempt to tear them apart for the base minerals, to add to your own system.
Personally, if I'm eating something and I come across bone fragments in the meat, I'd send it back, because I'm there to eat meat, not chew on bone like a dog.
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Who is this dude?
Who is what dude? And how did you choose the category Signs and symbols?
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Does morning breath keep you from kissing your s/o?
I'm single now, but I greeted my last girlfriend with a kiss every morning when we woke up.
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Sarah Palin's church believe you can "pray away the gay". What do you think about this?
Just one more reason for me not to vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. I'm a straight guy myself, but I support everyone of any orientation in their right to be who they are.
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I need to grow 3 INCHES!!! I hate being 5'6.
I think the shrinking isn't actual shrinking, but perhaps someone looked at you and guessed your height (DMV maybe?), or measured wrong. When you visited the Doctor, he used a meauring device that had been properly calibrated.
At 19, you are most likely done growing. You might get an inch or two more, but most people are done growing by 17.
5'6" is a good height for a...
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Do you have anything you know a about science , regarding plant to share with me? I'd really love to learn .
You want to know about botany? I know a bit, although I'm not an expert. I'm a physics major, but I do know a small amount about biology of plants and animals.
Did you have any specific questions about plants? I'm not sure where to start, without knowing what you know, and what you need.
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I need a spanking ny state
Got a question somewhere in there?
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Explain to me what your Avatar/Pic means. If you have one of yourself, tell me where you took it. If you want to...
Mine is just a self portrait I snapped by holding the camera next to me while facing a mirror.
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Is it possible to restore a flood-damaged car to mint condition?
Yes, with lots of hard work, and removing and replacing the seats, carpet and padding on the floorboards, possibly repairing some rust damage to the floorboards.
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Is it better to be right handed or left handed? Why?
If you could only be one, I'd go right handed, simply because there aren't as many tools and what-not designed for lefties. Left-handed versions of most things exist, but they are hard to find.
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Why did you leave your last job?
I recently quit a job that was a second job, simply because it was costing me money in lost potential wages at my other job, and gas to get to the second job that was too far for me too ride my bike to.
If you want to go with the job I had before the job I now have, it was becase the previous job was very late at night, and it was beginning to affect my grades in my college classes.
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Does anyone on AB ever come to the site to get un-bored? (or something like that...)
All the time. If I don't have time for a movie, or to get into a good video game, AB fills the time in a pinch.
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What are the ingredients of your dream computer?
A human brain as the CPU, another human brain as the GPU, both of them together would have s**tloads of memory built in, but I would supplement it with a terabyte of RAM, and supplement the natural storage capacity with a 20 terabyte hard drive. Add to that an awesome power supply (perhaps a small nuclear device), a super-cooled liquid cooling system, and some protocols built into the core of...
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Do pizzas taste different when eaten upside-down?
Yeah, eat it upside down, and all the toppings fall off. You're left tasting sauce and dough, maybe a little bit of cheese.
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Who is older, you, or your twin?
My brother, by about 32 minutes. Apparently, I was rather comfy where I was. They had to use some kind of tongs to pull me out. My face is very slightly uneven, possibly from the tongs.
I was lucky being born second, I didn't get saddled with the name, Robert R B... III. My grandfather is Robert R B... I, my father is the II, and my brother was born first, so he got to be the III.
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What kind of dog do you have?
I live in a tiny apartment, so no. My mom and step-dad have a dog though. His name is Taz, and he is a ten-year old puppy. I mean he's old, but he acts just like a puppy when you have a stick or a frisbee ready to throw. He is a Black Lab-Newfoundland mix. When it's been awhile since his last haircut, he looks like a small, smiling bear.
He really is a great dog. He gets up...
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Isn't alcohol the best damn thing god's put on this earth?
A sign I saw in a bar once (here in Oregon, but with an Irish Pub theme): "God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world."
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How can I combat being so paranoid when I smoke pot? (please don't say "stop" that's not what I'm looking for)
I don't know if this will help at all, but back when I smoked, I never met anyone who ever got paranoid on weed. It might be a matter of what strain you are smoking. Try to find something really mellow, change dealers if you can without getting into trouble.
My personal experience was that I got catatonic on weed. I rarely smoked, and I was usually drinking at the same time, so that...
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If a rooster is on the peak of a building and the roof slants such that it's left foot is on the east side and the right foot is on the west side, when that rooster lays an egg, which side will the egg roll down?
Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do. Sorry, it's one of the oldest riddles in the book.
Try this one: If you build a house with all four walls facing south, and a bear approaches the house: What color is the bear?
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How do I get my Husband to quit having contact with a woman whom he cheated on me with on two different occassions? He claims its just business but I don't trust either one of them around each other?
Duct tape? It fixes most problems. You can't keep your husband taped up permantly, he wouldn't be able to work. But you only have to tape one person to a chair in a remote location...
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How does fructose differ from sucrose?
To expand on xprofessoor's great answer, Fructose and Glucose both have the same chemical formula, C(6)H(12)O(6), but the molecules are arranged slightly different, so they interact with other molecules slightly different. Sucrose has a chemical formula of C(12)H(22)O(12).
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Why people get drunk?
I work in a restaurant, of course I drink. I just go for a mild buzz most of the time, as I tend to get extremely chatty when I get drunk. Also, I have a good female friend I've got slightly improper with the last few times I was drunk. She just happened to be present those times.
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What is a food you love so much that you could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a whole day?
Jumbo Prawns. I'd mix up how I cook them for variety, but I could live on Prawns for weeks if they weren't so spendy.
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Have you ever written something at an odd hour then read it when you were more awake and wondered what exactly you were writing about?
I've had a few post here on AB, but mostly I've had late night chat sessions on Skype with a good friend, when I wake up the next morning and have to ask myself what the f**k I was thinking when I typed that. Alcohol has been involved with most of those.
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If you buy a home in our area you won't have to pay property tax for 20 years. I'm giving the breaks to the people, not the corporations. Would you vote for me if I run for Congress?
No property tax for 20 years, eh? Time to shut down the schools, the local library, no more Police or Fire Department, stop maintaining roads and parks. Basically, turn your area into a nightmare to live in, IF a Congressman had that kind of power. I am so very glad they don't.
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Do you believe that we are close to having a 3rd world war?
I hope not, I don't have my weapons stockpiled or my bunker built yet.
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What does Obama have to do to convince people he isn't really a Muslim?
I don't know. I'm convinced he isn't Muslim. Even if he was, so what? We have no requirements of religion on Presidential candidates; we have no "State Religion". We are NOT a Christian country. The majority of our citizens may be Judeo-Christian, but religion is a personal choice, and is seperate from government.
I've met a few people since I started...
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What do you think are the Top 10 Scientific Achievements that have benifited mankind?
Scientific Method, Medicine, Vaccines, antiseptics in surgery, antibiotics, Agriculture, and my all time favorite... alcohol.
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When I type up a resume using WordPad, it looks fine. But, when I print it, it changes the way it looks. Nothing is lined up anymore. How do I get it to print the way it looks on my screen?
Don't use WordPad, it is completely useless.
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Why do you think McCain picked Palin?
Because she's easy on the eyes? I can't think of any real reason.
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Who do you trust the most and why?
I trust my twin brother the most. I spent 9 months in the womb with him, and nearly 18 years sharing a bedroom. We had moments when we were young when we had troubles with each other; but now as adults, I trust him more than anyone else I know.
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Google pays Mozilla for directing searches to there site, if enough people use Google’s chrome browser they could save millions of dollars or more. Do you think they made chrome for financial reasons?
Of course Google made chrome for financial reasons. Google already makes lots of money from web traffic thanks to being the largest search engine on the planet.
Google's new browser Chrome has nothing to make it stand out as a good browser, so I doubt it will steal anyone away from Firefox. The IE users are stuck using IE because they don't know any better, so Chrome might get a...
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What questions should you ask before quitting your job?
One question I would recommend: "Will you give me more money for doing this piece of s**t job, or should I quit now?"
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If you designed a Games Console, what Features would you include
Backwards compatibility with previous versions is a must.
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Is sitting on a guy's lap ever the appropriate thing to do on a first date?
It would certainly make my first dates more interesting.
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If there’s one mistake in your work, no matter how minor, will your boss think that you are incompetent?
I have four managers at work. One thinks I'm incompetent no matter what I do, the other three know I can handle my job, plus two other jobs, simultaneously. Guess which one writes my schedule? Yup, the bad one.
I've actually realized he seems to think most people are incompetent. He seems to be completely unaware of the Dilbert Principle: "The most incompetent employees...
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Which is funnier, Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead?
Thank you very much for asking me to choose between two of the greatest comedies of the past few years! lol.
Those movies were both so incredible, it's tough to choose. I think the edge goes to Hot Fuzz, simply because the guys had more experience after Shaun of the Dead, so they were able to relax more, and let their real talent shine more.
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In what way do girls bewilder a man's mind?
A simpler question would be "In what way do they NOT bewilder us?"
I'm 28 years old, I've had my fair share of relationships, and I thought I learned alot from the past. I still can't figure out what a woman really means half the time.
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How do you get longer legs? I want to grow about 3 more inches but how can I get longer legs? Diet, exercise, etc?
Genetics determine your final height. Good diet and exercise will help you grow healthy, but your genes tell your bones when to stop producing new growth tissue. Sorry, you just have to wait to see how tall you end up being.
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The teller at the bank hands you an extra twenty by accident. You ________.
Wish it was a Benjamin.
Actually, I'd hand it back. I've had to handle cash at all of my jobs for the last decade, and I get picky when my till or drawer is off by a couple of pennies. I wouldn't want to be the cause of someone else's till being off.
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Numbers 2,4,6,8,10, ........., 196, 198, 200 are multiplied together. The number of zeros at the end of the product on the right will be equal to
What you have displayed is a simple sequence of numbers. Do you have a question in there?
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How can I improve my credit without a job
Marry someone with really good credit.
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What are some movies with disappointing endings?
"Matrix: Revolution"
Very disappointing after the way they ended the previous two.
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My son is 14 years old but he is still having some trouble with bed-wetting. He's incredibly embarrassed and ashamed about it. Several times a week he ends up wetting the bed. How can I aid him in stopping this? What needs to be done?
At that age, it might not be bed-wetting; it might be nocturnal emissions. When I was young, I never had bedwetting troubles, and suddenly at about 11 or 12 I was wetting the bed often. After I discovered masturbation, no more bed-wetting.
Nocturnal emissions are often confused with bedwetting, and are common in males who have gone a long time between ejaculations, more especially among...
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Where will you be next summer?
Same city, different apartment.
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What's your all time favorite hard drink?
Perfect Martini, with Bombay Sapphire.
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Does such a small thing like wishing you a great day actually make your day?
No, when the cashier tells me after I buy my morning coffee, "Have a nice day!" that puts a huge amount of pressure on me to have a nice day. I can't handle that kind of pressure, and I end up having a bad day.
LOL, paraphrasing a comedian I heard a few years ago, I can't remember who.
Actually doesn't affect me. I've worked for 7.5 years in restaurants, so...
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Can any 1 tellme few important words in italian and its english translation?
If I knew the language, I would give you the phrases that are most important:
"Beer, please"
"One more, please"
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If a question is never asked does the answer still exist?
Sure, we know that the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. But we don't know the question, so the question hasn't been asked, and yet, the answer is 42.
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Does unrequited love affect anyone here?
Ah, my old friend and nemesis, Unrequited Love. I know it well, too well.
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When a women complains of being beaten up, would you automatically put the blame on the man?
If she has bruises or other signs of physical abuse, and she says the guy did it, I'd go after him. A woman can do all kinds of things to make a guy angry, I know, I've been there myself, but there is never any reason to hit a woman.
Or, as Chris Rock said in a show a few years back, "There might be a reason to hit a woman, YOU JUST DON'T DO IT." Or something like...
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What's so special about any day of your choice?
If the question is about ANY day, then I guess I deem today kind of special. One year ago today, I moved 300 miles from my home in Brookings, OR to Corvallis, OR to start college. It still feels odd that I've been here a whole year already.
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What should never have been invented?
Nuclear weapons. Nuclear power is fine, but to use it for destructive purposes is not good. I do have to admit that is is fun to watch, but still not good.
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If I was a dog, I would _______________?
"clean myself" for hours on end.
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What do you think should be done with the little fascist piggies who fear facts and downrate someone when they ask a straight question or give an honest opinion?
Castration? Lobotomy?
Actually, those types have already proven themselves to be lacking cajones and brains, so I guess that wouldn't work.
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Who keeps flagging my questions nonsense?
Sounds like you picked up a troll. Nasty little buggers, those trolls.
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Where's the worst place you could be dropped off?
Mercury, just before noon.
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, screwing in a lightbulb is a symbol of male dominance over the feminine symbol of the socket.
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Since breasts are considered taboo, should women bare their chests just like men do?
Sounds like a good idea to me. We should set equal standards for both men and women. Bare chests allowable based on amount of body fat. Age can play a small factor as well. Nobody wants to see someone who weighs 300 pounds topless, male or female. Also, most don't want to see a skinny, 80 year old topless, male or female.
Young, fit, good-looking? Then by all means, off with the...
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What is something that you would do, only if someone payed you?
Wait tables.
Oh, yeah. I already get paid to do that. I wouldn't do it for free though.
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I'm afraid that typing a question mark will burn off my finger. What should I do. Can I substitute an exclamation! or an and sign&. Please help.
Type the bleeping question mark. Nothing will happen to your finger. In the meantime, maybe cut back on the drugs?
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What is the unsexiest thing you've ever done?
Got really hammered at a friend's party, and began chasing her around the yard, trying to cuddle with her or something. I can't remember it, she filled me in later.
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Which country produces the most potent marijuana?
I always thought Humboldt County, CA, USA was famous for good stuff. I know US scientists doing research are usually credited with coming up with the best weed.
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What is the opposite of a feminist?
"The Man Show"
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What is inner peace to you?
About six beers and a shot or two.
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What can you tell me about Shriners? All I know is they wear a red hat, I'm curious.
Here is their official website:
http://www.shrinershq.org/Shrine/
Shriners of North America was founded in 1872 by two Master Masons who wanted a group with the same values as the Masonic Lodge, but with a bit more of a fun attitude. They came up with the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine, using an exotic, near-east theme that was very popular at the time. They now...
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Is there something about you that know one knows? Only a yes or no answer will do.
I do have a secret, that even completley hammered, I've never revealed. Actually, I have several secrets, but most of them are Masonic. I've never revealed any of them either.
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How many people grew up without a dad?
When my parents split, my father ended up with custody. I grew up without a dad. My father put a roof over my head, and food on the table, but he was never a dad. There is a difference between father and dad.
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Is it legal to purchase replica watch?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think it is more illegal to sell a "replica watch" (read: cheap knock-off) than it is to buy one.
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My heart is broken just ended my relationship tonight can you make me feel better?
Here, have a drink on me.
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A lot of people i have met say they eat animals because they are dumb and not as intelligent as humans. Does that mean that we can also eat dumb and unintelligent humans? Morals?-but many human cultures eat our cousins the monkey/ape!
I eat animals such as cattle, chickens, pork, lamb; because they taste good. I don't know about others, but I couldn't eat less intelligent humans, or apes. I might wish to kill less intelligent humans, to get the idiots out of the gene pool, but I won't eat human.
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Why is it so hard to find true love?
Because Cupid is a vindictive little pain in the a**.
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We all have things we are very passionate about in our views and will defend to the end of the earth. What's yours?
As a Freemason, I am strongly in favor of public schools. I will defend the public school system forever, and I plan to serve as a public school teacher when I am finished with my degrees.
(I'm in college now, and plan on graduating with a Master's in Physics and a Bachelor's in Education)
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Is it true that hospitals must treat patients, whether they have cash or insurance, if they cannot be treated at a doctor's office?
I know from personal experience; emergency rooms will treat you. They will take care of you when you walk in the door. As to whether or not you have insurance, They bill you after treatment. I still owe close to $600 to an emergency room visit caused by an abcess tooth.
Basically, if you go to the the ER, they will treat you; then bill you or your insurance.
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Void print_arr(float **p)
{
printf(" 0 %f 1 %f 2 %f\n",p[0][0],p[0][1],p[0][2]);
}
A clarification is needed. What programming language are you using, and what is your question?
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You know you've been on answerbag for too long when ....?
Your latest question gets flagged as a duplicate of a previous question you asked.
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Ginger ale or cola?
Depends on what kind of alcohol I'm mixing with it.
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How "green" are you?
I'm not a Vulcan, so I guess not so much.
Actually, I recycle what I can. I ride my bike as much as I can. I oppose the use of corn as a source for ethanol due to it's bad effects on the environment.
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I have my wisdom teeth removed in about 3 hours,How shall I past the time till then?I cant eat or drink anything
I would ask the Oral Surgeon if it was ok to take some prescription painkillers ahead of time, as you are certainly going to need them afterwards.
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What is the use of firewalls in the network?
The firewall is between the network and the outside world. The firewall protects against attacks by hackers and viruses. A firewall isn't 100% safe, but it is WAY better than being wide open to attack. The small percentage of attacks most firewalls can't stand up to are used by hackers against big systems, (banks, credit card companies, software developers.)
A small office, or a...
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Don't you think "My brother's Place" is a great name for a bar?
I think calling it simply "Bro's" might work a little better for a bar.
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What kind of question, do you think should be deleted?
The ones where the asker doesn't know how to turn off the CAPSLOCK. I hate when people yell their questions.
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AMERICAN WOMAN______,,,
"Stop typing in all caps"??? Hopefully.
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Guys: have you ever gotten a perm?
If a perm could keep my hair in place, I might consider it. My curly hair only behaves when I cut it real short, or cover it with concrete or duct tape.
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My pc freeze whenever i run yahoo pool or other java games. i have to switchoff prom cpu becouase mouse also stuck. plz plz help
Sounds like it might be an issue of hardware ability. What Operating System are you running? What is the speed of the CPU you are using? And how much RAM do you have?
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Are you dressed in dreams?
In most of my dreams/nightmares, I'm dressed in my work uniform. I have more dreams about being at work than any other kind.
The worst is when I work a double shift, go home, dream about being at work, and wake up for another double shift.
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What exactly you feel on a friday evening????
"Awesome, I finally get to make some money!" I work in a restaurant, the weekend is my money time.
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Can you put a word here that you can also spell backwords, for instance, live=evil, get it?
Naomi = "I moan"
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What age is consederd old?
It depends on your frame of mind, and your mood. I have days when I feel I'm getting old, at my ripe age of 28, and then I have days when I'm glad I'm young. Old is a matter of perspective.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'development'?
"Arrested Development" Hilarious TV show, cancelled by FOX because they were good; they now have a movie in the works.
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What are some of the "holes" in the story of Noahs arc? I will start: Didn't other people at that time have boats? what happend with them?
The part I don't get is if everyone else died, and Noah and his small family were required to get busy and repopulate the Earth, how do we have so many diverse ethic groups?
Just one more example of how that really old book can't be referred to as a source of "truth".
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Is there such a thing as "love at first sight"?
I do, but I've learned not to trust it.
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Right now what makes you want a relationship, if you are looking for one?
For me, I'm really not looking for a relationship, but the perfect woman found me anyways. So, I want her.
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Whats your favorite Star Trek TNG episode?
"Best of Both Worlds"; "Measure of a Man" would be a close second.
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What do you think George Bush is fighting for?
The rights of his VP to shoot old men in the face?
To keep foreigners from "Messing with Texas"?
To get his coloring project on the fridge?
The guy seems cool enough, I could sit down and enjoy a beer with him, if it wasn't for the complete lack of Presidential ability he's shown. He just seems like a (Yale is it?)-educated moron, who acts more like Gomer Pyle than...
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If your hot, totally fabulous-in-every-way first cousin suddenly turned around and kissed you passionately, what would you do? Seriously, what would you do?
I'd be surprised, of course.
And then I'd kiss her back, and probably start some groping. I can't help but respond, I'm a guy. When anything remotely sexual happens, my lower head takes control.
I'd like to think I'd stop before anything happened, but I do know I would at least wrap my tool first. I should be able to hang onto that little bit of common sense.
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Is it wrong to marry a distant cousin that is not blood related?
Marriage to a distant cousin? I guess it would depend on how distant. No blood relation means you are related via someone else's marriage. Go for it, unless you feel weirded out by dating that person.
Personally, I could never marry any of my cousins, but I did grow up with a few very attractive female cousins. Nothing ever happened, but I support the idea, "If you have a hot...
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Zombie Apocalypse! AB has managed to find secure ground in the mountains, and we're all safe, have enough food and water and means to fight back. However, we need to keep fighting and working and plan the rebirth of humanity. What part will you play?
I'm bringing my Boomstick!
Army of Darkness reference, I just couldn't find a clip of the line.
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What is your favorite seafood? how do you like to eat it?
Jumbo prawns. Panko-breaded and fried, sauteed, whatever. As long as I get to eat some prawns.
I also like halibut, albacore tuna, dungeness crab, chinook salmon, ling cod, and swordfish.
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How can you tell that you're not a zombie?
I crave beer at the end of the day, not brains. :)
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Are you excited about the next version of Windows?
What, Mojave?
Or are you talking about Vista, which is basically ME (Millinneum Edition, aka More Errors) with a really pretty facelift?
I'm waiting for the price to drop, and for Service Pack 2. XP was nearly crap until SP 2, so maybe Vista will be improved by then.
It would be nice if Microsoft would simply learn how to release a product that is solid, stable, and ready for...
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When did “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” jump the shark?
EgaoNoGenki,
Do you have any kind of question other than, "When did '__________' jump the shark?" Is it possible for you to have any kind of positive question, or something about ANYTHING besides the failings (real or imagined) of various TV shows?
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When did “Star Trek” jump the shark?
When Shatner forgot his lines.
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Please tell me: What is the downside of viewing life through rose-coloured glasses?
People might mistake you for Elton John?
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Somebody left a pile of Christian booklets at a pay phone I used today and it said things like "How do we know God exists? Because the Bible says so!" etc.....can Christians prove God's existance credibly without the Bible as a reference?
I'm not a Christian, but I know there is a God. I've seen too many beautiful women that could make an athiest drop to his knees and thank God for creating such works of art. There most definitely is a God, and he is a man.
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Wut is the best album of all time?
AC/DC "Back in Black"
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Between you and your dad; who swears more; between you an your mom/dad, who lies more?
I learned most of my "blue" language by watching my father, but I got comfortable using it thanks to my mom. They both use obscene language with equal facility. As to the lying, my father has repeatedly cheated on every woman he's been with. He used the fact that he got a vasectomy as a reason to gain custody of me and my twin and my sister, when my mom divorced him.
My...
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Who hates or likes school?
When I was in high school, I actually liked it. Aside from the lack of dates.
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What is something you find soothing?
Having a beautiful woman in my sight.
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If I never saw a movie before, what's the one movie you would tell me I had to see?
If you'd never seen a movie in you life, I would be forced to recommend "The Matrix". If you only see one movie in a lifetime, it should be "The Matrix"
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HOW CAN WRITE SIMPLE CV
Ok, can you stop yelling? And do you have a question?
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Will you post a picture of what you think is sexy (please note this is not in the 'adult' section) for me?
http://www.maxim.com/girls_of_maxim/pictures_and_bio/1107/JenniferLoveHewitt.girl
http://www.maxim.com/girls_of_maxim/pictures_and_bio/1253/LaceyChabert.girl
I tried to upload pictures, but I don't know where they went, so here are some links. Those two women are incredibly gorgeous and sexy.
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Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?
Holy crap, my mom told me about this song!
Oh, and I can't help you with your ding-a-ling, I'm a little busy with my own.
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If you were a type of alcohol, what kind would you be?
Cheap beer, I get along with almost everyone, and most people will take my company over no company at all.
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Whats the first thing a guy thinks when a playboy bunny walks by?
Wow, she's gorgeous.
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If the bible is the "word of god" why is it so full of inaccuracies
Even if it truly was the "word of God" written down by humans who heard His voice. Think about it nowadays, if someone claims to be talking to God, or the be the Son of God reborn, what do we do? We call him a cult leader, a nutjob. The guys that wrote the bible were most likely just that, nutjobs. They just got lucky when the small group that believed them gained lots of power...
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Is the war in Afghanistan a "just war"?
As Ben Franklin said, "There is never a good war, or a bad peace."
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What are three words that you would say to a person who was minutes away from commiting suicide?
"Where's the treasure?"
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If you and your s/o were making out, how would you react if he/she began hocking loogies in your mouth? You could even taste the phlegm.
Eww! That's just plain wrong.
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What do you like the most about being an adult?
Being late on rent, behind on the phone bill, working two jobs for not nearly enough money, and racking up a mountain of debt for my education. After those things, I'd have to say the ability to legally consume alcohol. (Not that I had any before I turned 21)
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I just bought a 1999 Grand Am. The car will die when i sit at a stoplight and sometimes when I'm just going slow. I replaced the alternator and battery and it still dies. What could be wrong?
In addition to the previous answers, I would check the fuel filter. It might be able to draw enough at higher RPM to keep running, but at idle or near idle it might sputter out.
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What is the name of the young Klingon girl in star trek, se ma have only been on one or two episodes
I don't recall any young female Klingons appearing in any Star Trek series, aside from the aforementioned daughter of Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres. And she only appeared in the alternate timeline of the future shown in "Endgame, Parts 1 and 2", the final episode.
Perhaps you are thinking of Mezoti,
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How many points does your troll usually take off in a given session?
As far as I can tell, I don't have a specific troll assigned to me yet. I have seemed to pick up a group of semi-trolls who routinely downrate my answers in the religion category by about 2 points on average. All because I am what Christians would call a "heathen". In other words, a Non-Christian.
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What's a good comedy movie you can recommend for others to watch and laugh at?
"Office Space"; "Spaceballs"; "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"; "Young Frankenstein"; "Blazing Saddles"; "Me, Myself, and Irene"; to name a few
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What's your favorite hiphop/rap song?
"Girlz" Beastie Boyz
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Finish the limerick. Add the next line. "There once was a Dog from Nantucket" Any questions?
I know the one about the man from Nantucket, I could tell that one, but I don't want to use that kind of language.
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If you got home one day and found your s/o sacrificing a lamb in some satanic ritual, bathing in the lamb's blood and tearing it's flesh from it's bones, would you break up with him/her?
I'd ask how I can help, and make sure not to get any blood on the carpet, we want to get our deposit back.
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What is the greatest bondage for today's man?
Duct tape?
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Do you still ride a bike?
My bike has replaced my car for good weather runs. If it isn't raining, I ride my bike to any errand in town, and also to and from work.
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How many beers are in your fridge?
10 pints right now. Had 12 until I got started on them.
What is the title and artist of that song?
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What is generally on the mind of a married man?
Not being married, I can't be sure; but I imagine Jeff Foxworthy got it right when he said that all men are really thinking, "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked."
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If something is "meant to be" are you stuck with it? I don't feel like I am a plaything of the Fates and I am not a puppet to the Great Puppet-Master, Destiny. I believe that we still have FREE WILL...what do you think?
As Neo says, "Choice, the problem is choice."
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Has anyone ever heard of the band Ace of Base? Anyone like them?
They were huge when I was in high school. At every dance I attended, there were usually 2 or 3 Ace of Bass songs played.
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Whats a good way to make your foot not asleep anymore?
Cut it off?
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Your stuck in a room for an hour with a chalk board, what do you draw on it?
Physics equations.
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What is the furthest you've ever ridden a bicycle?
40 miles. I have a friend who was training for competitions. I tagged along for some of her training rides, got myself in really good shape. She rode 258 miles in one day about a month ago.
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Know anybody that thinks audio sounds the best when every equalizer is turned up all the way?
The guy that lives directly downstairs from me with a really loud sound system in a really tiny apartment.
He's had a few visits from the police for noise ordinance violations.
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Whose position do you think you would be capable of doing on the Strarship Enterprise?
I could be the geeky guy that gets all the hot alien women for some unknown reason.
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What's your middle name?
James
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Do you love kids? Have you ever planned how many kids would you want to have?
I'm a guy who has many times in the past voiced the phrase, "Children are the perfect form of birth control." Not by running into the bedroom while mom and dad are trying to have fun, but by showing all the people who don't have kids how much pain it is to deal with brats.
Even though I say this: I spent a couple of years, just before I moved here for college, working in...
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Do you knowe sadi and Hafez and molana the gretist man kind in history of iranin civilizetion?
Dude. Please...discover...spellcheck.
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From 1 to 10, 1 being the worst and 10 being the best what would you rate the movie space jam? and why?
I have seen many absolutely terrible movies. I would rate Space Jam as a 3. Why: I have seen worse, so it isn't a 1, or below. It certainly isn't a really great movie, but the music was fairly good. There were bits of the dialogue I still remember after all the years that were hilarious:
Bill Murray is on the Golf course with Micheal Jordan and Larry Bird;
BM: Why...
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If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity)
If I had a girlfriend: My girlfriends' head and hair could block my junk from view. We would have to move very slowly, as she would be on her knees facing my crotch, and keeping herself busy. (If you get my drift)
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How is the absolute value of a number determined?
Absolute value is defined as the distance on a number line between the number and zero. In other words, ignore the sign, like the Ninja Lounge bartender said.
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Why do we have cops the do nothing but patrol and write traffic tickets. They are pointless. if we didn't have patrol cop, people would not fill such ill will towards cop in general.
Those police officers don't spend there time "doing nothing but patrolling and writing tickets." While they patrol, looking for major crimes; they are charged with keeping care of the public safety, and that includes issuing tickets to dangerous drivers.
If we didn't have patrol cops, we would have a much highe rate of major crimes. The simple presence of a police car...
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Are workers comp drug test automatic or is it up to my employer
Workers Compensation hates to pay out money, (from what I've heard from relatives). Anything they can use to avoid paying money, they will. Here in Oregon, any injury that falls into a Worker's Comp claim is automatically drug tested. They want to see if the injury happened while the employee was under the influence of anything.
The trouble with that is, someone could be sober...
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What makes you do the happy dance?
Sex.
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I am poor and need Grand Theft Auto III. I would like to know where and how i might obtain one. Would anyone be so kind as to give me an Answer?
GTA 3 was released many years ago for the original Playstation console. I would check used game stores, pawn shops, flea markets, and eBay.
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When you were a child, did you obey your parents out of respect, or fear?
I obeyed my father out of fear of his belt until I was big enough to kick his a**, and we then had a battle of wills until I moved out when I was 17. My mom earned respect, so she got it, not so with my father.
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Would you ever donate your blood to someone with HIV?
The blood isn't coming back to me, so I see no reason not to. I prefer the method of donating blood to the blood bank, and letting them sort it out later.
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What was the song that Tim McGraw and Nelly sang together?
Wow, I didn't believe it when I saw the question, but here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=temaoKXSVxw
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What 'causes' (charities, groups, etc.) are you the most in support of?
Shriner's Hospitals for Children. The other form of charity I support is anything that benefits public schools.
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Me and my friend were thinking about being girls for Halloween (O.o his idea) so....any help with that? O.o asking way too early for Halloween so i put here
Well, you guys are planning ahead, so you might be able to get everything you need. The most important characteristics of a costume for guys posing as women, are fake breasts, and the concealment of your junk. Aside from those factors, all you have to choose is what to wear. Try to see if you can get a female friend to help with the fashion for the costumes.
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What do you do to beat the late night hunger that attacks? It's almost 2am and I don't want to eat, but i'm hungry...
I just eat a package of Ramen.
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What is the "Year 2038 problem" and what might happen then?
Now that I've done some research on it, the "2038 scare of Unix" First off, we have 30 years, three decades. Second, my very small knowledge of Unix is talking in the back of my mind screaming "Bulls**t" It may actually be true, but it just seems highly unlikely. Third point, if it is real, we come back to the first point; we have thirty years for an open-source...
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I'd like to organize a Starfleet crew here on AB. How do I go about doing that?
What positions do you need? I have about 14 years of leadership experience in various organizations, so I think I might be qualified for command. I know the specs of Sovereign class, Galaxy class, Constitution class, Defiant class, and Nebula class starships. I'm well versed in the history and politics of the UFP. I can speak a little Klingon, and have a Klingon dictionary to help me...
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Do you believe in better living through chemistry?
Hell yeah! C8H10N4O2 is essential to my life.
Caffeine for those who don't know.
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Be honest, am I pretty?
It is very difficult to tell from the pic you use as an avatar. Perhaps post a larger pic, as an answer to this question even. I don't like to judge anyone's looks when I can't get a good look at them.
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What is the "Year 2038 problem" and what might happen then?
What on earth are you talking about?
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Which do you prefer for a vacation - the beach or the mountains?
I spent 4 years living on the coast before I moved to valley to start college. I say ocean for vacation, there is nothing in the mountains that compares to hotties in bikinis at the beach.
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How old were you in 2001?
I started the year at the ripe age of 20, and discovered the joy of alcohol during the year. (I turned 21, first time I had any alcohol)
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What year did you turn 13?
May, 1993. Feels like a lifetime ago.
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What two things shouldn't work together, but in fact do?
Restaurants, and polite guests. Actually, I can't remember the last time...
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If you could take a class for free, what would it be?
All of them. It would be great if I could get through the next five years without a mountain of debt.
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On my screen right now, by the time a flashing note keeps popping up that says: system alert! spyware applications have been detected. I click on it, it brings me to a antispyware site. But i already have McAfee. What do i do?
You have been infected, the "warning" is part of the spyware. Open McAfee, and run a scan and clean. It might take a couple of tries. I would also recommend disconnecting from the world while you clean the computer, as the infection might try and bring in some of it's buddies.
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I am living with self centered ,arrogant. man.how can i handle him
Duct tape.
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When was the last time you drink a beer or consumed alcohol
About 7 hours ago, right before I went to bed.
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What WOULD a Jem’hadar woman look like?
They actually don't have gender, or need for gender, as they are all clones. They have a masculine form as they are built for combat, but I doubt they have the "equipment" to be counted as true males. A feminine Jem'hadar would probably be just as butt-ugly as the rest of them.
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I have a 2001 chrysler sebring 2.4 L dohc engine it wont run i can hear the fuel pump run but have no fuel out of the tank-it has gas in it-also has p0601 code what shoul i check?
If it was an older model, without the fancy electronics they add nowadays, the obvious answer would be to check the fuel filter. With this one, you might want to check the fuel filter anyways, it's a low-tech, cheap fix, if it is the problem. As to the trouble code, sorry, can't help with that one.
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Is "Who Let the Dogs Out" by the Baha Men the worst song of all time?
Perhaps not the worst of all time, but definitely in the top five worst of all time.
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What's something you havent had in a long time?
Non-solo sex.
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What type of dog makes the best guard dog that doesn't get bored easily and will not shed a great deal?
A robot dog, no shedding, perfect vigilance.
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Ever seen any bollywood movie?
I've seen a few, my first job when I moved to this town to start college was working at a place called Devi Indian Grocery. The store stocked tons of stuff imported from India, and also rented DVDs of Bollywood films. To promote the DVD rentals, I had to have a movie running all the time, so during slow times between customers, I got to watch a few movies. I also learned alot about the...
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What questions would you ask if your name was a category?
"Why am I hot?" "What do like best about me" Stuff like that.
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