Answer to:
I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice? I like the wording of the question. Did you find it during the daily routine body check before nightly lock up?

| 15 people like this

Answer to:
Someone here assumed I am black. I happen not to be. Not that I care either way, but what in one's typed words indicates ethnicity? Everyone can see you're obviously black. Your perfect and eloquent English is an absolute tell-tale sign for that kind of ethnic background.

| 7 people like this

Answer to:
Has anyone considered the necessity to examine the US presidential candidates' bowel movements to determine if they are suitable to be the president? Do not poke fun at presidential excrement.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is Answerbag user PokkiTokki being silenced due to his cultic activity and the staff's supposed intolerance of chocolate cake religions? Actually I just have been on a two week pilgrimage to the holiest places of Chocolate Cake ... Non-believers might as well call it a holiday :)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What can't you understand? People wanting to trade freedom for apparent safety.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Should video cameras be placed on every stretch of the freeway in gang cities like LA? 1984.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which hurts more - stones or words? Most of all hurt words written on the stone that hits you.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If I ran away would you chase me? Why/Why not? Why should I. The leash extends only a couple of feet.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who is a bigger smart a&s...You or your key chain? Me. But my keychain is upgradable!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you taken The Simpsons Personality Test yet? would you care to post your results? http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/ Edna Krabappel? EDNA KRABAPPEL??? What the f...!!!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I feel as though im out in the_ _ _ _ FILL IN THE BLANK void

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you draw a star? I don't need to. They are magically drawn to me anyway.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you answer this question with the title of a song? "Yes"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you were a sound, what sound would you be? Depending on time of day either "the sound of silence that makes you feel all creepy, like an over damped room" or "the screeching of fingernails on a blackboard".

Answer to:
I'm so sorry! Am I too late? You would have been as usual! But I gave you a time half an hour too early, so you're right on time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who would be on your hit list? Still trying to figure the intended meaning of *hit* list...

Answer to:
How do i stop answerbag putting every thread i post in into my watch list? It's flooding me with emails and i've looked through the 'options' etc. Please Help. You have to also uncheck the checkbox "Email me when this question receives answers" when posting a question. The notification system on AB is a mess and doesn't seem to mind the personal settings much. But this only works for new questions.

Answer to:
How do I draw a flowchart for CSS hierarchy? People who are paid to post questions should not try themselves at topics that go over their heads. A CSS hierarchy describes a static relationship between objects. Flowcharts on the other hand are an inherently dynamic chart type.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you accept my engagement shellfish? Generally yes, but only if you show that you really mean it and pull that crab off your AB-wife's finger first.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
I get really painful migraine and sinus headaches, what home remedies will alleviate the pain? Decapitation by a force of nature.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you perfect? How dare you doubt me. ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I'm 13 i have a huge swearing problem any tips? Ask a sailor to train you professionally.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do u get a guy to go WOW when they see you.? Go naked and carry a million dollars in a transparent suitcase.

Answer to:
If you only had three days to live, what would you be doing? Most likely die after three days.

Answer to:
Who first developed garden gnomes? They were a secret military genetics projects. Some escaped and the whole thing couldn't be covered up.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
I'm a person who is super good looking, highly intelligent and really really funny. Why do people snub me every time I tell them this fact? Oh sweet irony, that I meet you here at last!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
How do you get rid of the fat in your upper torso? Jump up and down until it settles in your behind.

Answer to:
Are you... Very much so!

Answer to:
What do you tip when the service is bad? Tip off the manager.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What's your favorite comedy film of 2008 so far (available on DVD)? There wasn't really a good one yet I fear. The one closest to "comedy" was "Stranger than fiction". But actually it was too smart, and not funny enough to be comedy.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I really really hate computers. What is the fastest and most satisfying way to destroy mine? Just smash it against the wall. Or use it like a baseball bat.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I'm going on vacation on Monday. Where am I going? Can I come along?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What are the similarities and differences between organised religion and big business? Religion seems to have better customer loyalty and a better margin.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your definition of a throw away pet? Tamagotchi.

| 7 people like this

Answer to:
Should we trust scientists? No. You should trust science as a whole to be a working system of checks and balances.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
My religion knows only one sin: to refuse chocolate cake. Want to join? The daemon who does not like the chocolaty mistress is trying to overshadow this place by downrating us poor believers with -4s. But we will stand strong and enjoy our cake. Now more than ever.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Someone here hates those who love chocolate cake and is persecuting us, we who worship it. Who can it be? We have always been pesecuted for our faith in the chocolaty mistress. We will take all the hardships happily, knowing that chocolate cake will bring us closer to paradise.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Why didn't the drummer from ZZ Topp grow a beard? Union safety rules demand short trimmed facial hair while operating heavy machinery and drum sticks.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Says who? The laws of physics. Now get off that roof, bears cannot fly.

Answer to:
Are you hard to find? Very. I'm constantly shifting between multiple dimensions, phases, and universes.

Answer to:
Do you enjoy the darkness or does it scare you? There's good darkness and bad darkness. Closet, locked in, 100% dark: bad darkness Outside, with or without moon, but enough to see where you go: good darkness

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why do you take SO LONG to reply to my comments? Because the effing light shows me I have one instantly but keeps the details about where exactly the comment is for another 5 minutes from me.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What will it take for as much of the population as possible, to be permanently naked, everywhere? More drugs?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Be honest. do you stalk people on myspace? and which people do you stalk? Sorry can't do. I'm never honest.

Answer to:
Does the target on your back get bigger and bigger the higher and higher you get on AB? Doesn't feel that way. But the skin gets thicker.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Are you ready to go? Almost. Got to pack first.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
In your view if you break the law can you still be a good person Absolutely.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is It Possible To Be Guaranteed To Have A Boy .....? With adoption it is.

Answer to:
Why do pet hamsters and such run on the little wheel in their cages? Do they knowingly do it for exercise, amusement or think "I'll make it all the way around today"? It's a sad story actually. They have a genetic defect that makes them hear the song "Keep on Running" ALL the time. No hamster can stand that kind of brainwashing for long.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Fine!...but will you at least give me a chance to explain? Ok, shoot! ... on second thought that might be a bad choice of words with you

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there going to be an xbox handheld That would be a truly unlucky name for any handheld device, but then M$ would indeed sell bricks as portable.

Answer to:
What is your favorite yearly tradition why is it your favorite what time of year do you do it Christmas, every February.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What's the deal with these composers and all their unfinished works? Can't they finish what they started? They just knew what a cliffhanger is worth.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do mantras really work? Would they be free if they did?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would you do if you woke up and michael jackson was staring at you? See if that nose is really detachable. That one picture would make me rich.

Answer to:
(my boyfriend is in jail and wants me to write a sweet letter. what should i say?) Sugar Chocolate Candy

Answer to:
Can you think of a funny pick up line for the mentally insane to use? So, to your asylum or mine?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I LOVE TEDDY BEARS! Is this a problem? Not if they are of age.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would happen if you jumped off a three-story building? For the time of two floors nothing much.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Could you outsmart a 10 yr old? Depends on the 10 yr old. Never estimate someone because of their age. Experience can't make up for everything.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What Do Voices in Your Head Tell You Right Now? Not to answer, but I ignore them and do it anyway.

Answer to:
What type of internet do you have? Blue with stripes. And I paid extra for airbags.

Answer to:
How do you classify those that ridicule you? I classify them as primary target and wait for close air support.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Where ... are my keys? Not ... here.

Answer to:
Why is it that people think religion (any religion) is the answer? Because they never learned to think for themselves.

Answer to:
Our very own and subtly witty Grimbling just made Sage. Would anyone like to join me in congratulating them? Congratulations Grimbling! A job well done! If one doesn't pay attention, one could almost miss your always helpful contributions. But to the trained eye those gems just stick out of the mass.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How can a 14 year old be cool Sit in the fridge for an hour.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Why won't you release me? No worries, I will. I'm told I make no prisoners if you get my drift.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Where do you have your inventive thoughts? Always far away from here for safekeeping.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there a genetic gene for obesity? (Sothing tells me there is) There are factors that make you believe it is genetic, but it's actually more about culture and lifestyle. Like all members of a family eat pretty much the same things and keep doing it even after moving out. And people in one country have a different eating culture than those in another. Also there are real differences in how people process food. There have been studies with rats that...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Burp......What do you taste? The stench of bad manners.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I AM 54 YRS. OLD HARD WORKING, HONEST, HOW DO I MEET SOMEONE THE SAME, HARD WORKING AND HONEST? In the assembly line next to you.

Answer to:
Have you seen my sense of humour? It escaped on Thursday. Reward offered. I've seen it rush by earlier today. It caused quite an uproar, too!

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Seriously? Naw, just pulling your leg.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Would you rather have 6 of these or half a dozen of the others? Just give me the whole lot.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How is “salt” related to “salary”? "salary" comes before "salt" in the dictionary.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you dream of killing your step father,and wake with a smile, does that make you a bad person? No, just very cliché.

Answer to:
If you were a long time friend of mine and I told you I had OCD, would you remain my friend? How would it matter. If I haven't even noticed it before, why would it affect the relationship.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
My 12 year old son will not eat anything without hotsauce on it. Is this some kind of macho thing? No, it's a kind of 12 year old thing.

Answer to:
What was your first love? Oxygen.

Answer to:
How do you say "Give us a break from this type of question!" in several different languages? A downrate is multilingual, however not effective enough.

Answer to:
If someone actually intended to commit suicide why would they tell people about it? Because they do not really intend to die. Those who intend to succeed make sure no-one knows in time.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If you were a building what would you do? Smash down smaller buildings O:)

Answer to:
How do you deal with a backstabber? You don't expose your back to them. Not ever.

Answer to:
How do you turn your ears off? No idea. I can't. I hear everything. Very annoying most of the time.

Answer to:
Is it mean to ask someone.. "If I promise to miss you,,,Will you go away?'....If their annoying you? It probably IS mean, but also VERY stylish :) I like it.

Answer to:
What three qualities do you wish your S/O had? Existence would do.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you stop answering certain users' questions when they never award you full points for your answers? No, I stop answering certain users' questions for entirely different reasons.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
A parent sends you a thank you gift for you going out of your way to assist in a difficult sittuation. Do you send a thank you note for a thank you gift. A thank you note to a parent? If you're living in a Jane Austen novel perhaps.

Answer to:
Spanish peoples have a saying: "Any times past were better? Do you agree? No, nor do they probably. But that's what our memory makes us believe.

Answer to:
If you were stranded on a desert island, and you had giant bologna sandwiches for feet, would you eat your own feet to survive? No I'd eat my spaghetti hair first.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you have any questions to ask about my country, Laos? No.

Answer to:
Why do I wake up with a swollen face every morning? Stop sleeping in the bee hive.

Answer to:
Is marketing to children unethical? No, they gotta learn the rules of the game early or be consumed by it as adults.

Answer to:
There are about 30 pages of unanswered "What is the meaning of this surname" questions by the same guy. Why does AB never take out the trash? No they don't. You know the formula yourself: amount of pages is proportional to search hits and consequently traffic.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Was Winnie Cooper hot, or not? To him and half the seniors apparently.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you use any fairness creams? "Crème Cynisme" is my favourite.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How to reverse the repayment transactions posted in a non-accrual account in Phoenix Core Banking System. That's not easy. You have to hack yourself into their network and cancel it. ...Alternatively you could simply call them and ask them to help you.

Answer to:
Whodunnit? The butler, silly!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What pictures can you make with using just dots? Anything at all. Ever used a magnifying glass on a newspaper picture or an inkjet or laser printout? Look up halftoning or dithering.

Answer to:
You know you messed up with your s/o when......? Your stuff is packed and ready to go when you come home.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
"Hello Sailor, want a lovely time?" You have to deliver that in a Jennifer Hart voice.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are people who judge, secretly insecure? I wouldn't try that defense strategy in a court room.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If You Won The Lottery What Would You Do With The Money? Lottery tickets to see if I can win there, too.

Answer to:
Why...? Because.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
(x2 - 3x + 2)(x3 - 6x2 + x + 1) 42

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Which one of you is Spartacus? I am Spartacus!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Wtf did you just do? Broke AB.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Using sanity in reference to my life line that is dangling in front of me, what is your life line? without having to get to heavy. You can't talk of sanity while seeing your life line dangle in front of you.

Answer to:
My theory is that appreciation for the Three Stooges is attached to the Y chromosome. Are there any ladies out there who enjoy the Stooges? Unless I've lost my Y chromosome in my teenage years I'm a counter example to your theory. They stopped being funny.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What was the funniest answer you read on AB? Ill tell u a couple. "Red" - But I won't tell you the question.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How did a pig cause a dispute between Great Britain and the United States? Not even politicians should be called names like this.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the simplest most percise answer that you have ever read for a very difficult question, whether the answer was hidden behind emotion, or staring right back at you in the frezy of rage, What was this answer? "Blue." - But I won't tell you the question.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What did the wolve say to the coyote? I'm doing the howling here.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does anyone else beleive that most game shows are a hoax? i definitely feel that wheel of fortune ,the price is right ,and deal or no deal is set up either with people pre paid or with the hokey wheels and suitcases Conspirators unite.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it possible to have a mystery that isn't mysterious? Most mysteries stop being mysterious once explained.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you post your favorite pictures? I'll share mine. *tee hee* Not favourite, but interesting...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you were an equation (or some other mathematical function) which one would you be? Quite simply y=sin(x). Always up and down and up and down...

Answer to:
Can you post some hilarious classic cheese from YouTube? I could. But I won't. Some things are better left to be remembered through the blurred eyes of nostalgia, than seen in all its shocking clarity.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you feel about people who read the classics for the bragging rights alone? Quite ambitious!

Answer to:
If you had to verbally defend your life, like you must verbally defend a dissertation, what would your defense be? Three sentences or less... I don't defend myself before I know the accusation.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Regarding the military, what are some good examples of robust engineering? Anything Russian. Perhaps not the smartest designs, but a wrench is enough to fix anything.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What should I name my monkey? Tom Jones

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How many times can a wasp sting? For the bee, the sting is worse than for the wasp ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If you are given $100000000 and asked to leave AB permanently, would you leave AB? Faster than you can write the cheque.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the best fun on Answerbag - reading the Q & A's, posing questions, or answering them? There's a time for each.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is it appropriate for a 5'3" woman to wear a navy pleated skirt that has a wide white bottom border? Not at all. If she was 5'4" we could talk about it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How can i get rid of loneliness without having a sexual relationship? By having a platonic relationship.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What does the points mean for this answerbag stuff? Its my first day on this. Do you earn money or something They are without meaning.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is happiness just a chemical? No it's an emotion. It's caused by chemicals in the brain.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What would be the perfect gift for a 7 year old boy you've never seen before? RC airplane. Or RC anything. Can't go wrong.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I am majoring in social work and probably will die before I can pay off my student loans! Is anyone interested in financing my college education? Hehehe, nice try!

Answer to:
Can I have a kiss? Here's a voucher. Just give it the guy over there, ok?

Answer to:
What is JISM? A shouted warning to the general public to duck and cover while you're masturbating?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are people ever actually"Dead before they hit the floor"? No idea really, but reminded me of a quote from "Miami Vice": "What will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it."

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What unusual things have you seen your neighbours doing? They drag corpses into their garage and in the morning there are bags with red stains on the street ... oh wait, I think that was a movie.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Do you believe in tipping well? I believe in tripping well.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Do you ever get tired of being beat up for your answers? No! Never! It's getting better every time :)

Answer to:
May I have a totally nonsensical answer here which is completely irrelevant? Please try not to be coherent. Plop!

Answer to:
Why is Roger so jolly; he's just a pile of bones? It's eternal fun once you got nothing left to loose. Yo-ho and a bottle of rum!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which celebrity or famous person looks like a turtle to you? The Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles of course ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What material do you prefer to have a heavy coat made of? For those romantic sunsets in the reactor core I prefer thick lead.

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
If you were going to make a Troll Repellent, what would you make it out of? Trolls. You catch them, kill them, grind them to dust. About one spoonful of that powder into a cup of water should do. They can't stand their own stench.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What's more important to you: being right or being nice? Depends entirely on the situation and the person.

Answer to:
How do I get rid of bags under my eyes? Fill them with just enough points to make it to the next higher level.

Answer to:
Does someone know how to submit this article on Digg and make it popular? This would be a good start if I wouldn't flag it as spam.

Answer to:
Which is a fantastic country -UK or USA? According to recent studies both are real.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Am I a bad person if money is important to me? No. It's realistic and pragmatic.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Could I be charged with murder if I killed a zombie? Of course not. But Zomcon doesn't like perfectly good and refurbishable zombies go to waste like that.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do i hit on girls successfully? Aim properly.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Should there be a national law saying that no one can walk around in public with baggy pants on? Reading your comments here you seem a bit over sensitive about this. Why not go the full way and ask for no skin to show except the face. There have been times and are places like that. But I don't think many will want to join you going there.

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
When you are looking for a house to buy, what feature/features are most important to you? Most important? Four walls and a roof.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does anyone else find rain on the windows at night relaxing? Yes

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why does Odysseus not warn his crew about Scylla? Spite.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I am nervous, r you? Should I be?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If AB had sound effects, what would they sound like? Like Star Wars on acid.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why is "sleeping with" considered having sexual relations? Because the times when beds were luxury and multiple beds extraordinary are over. That kind of "sleeping with" arrangement is just not commonplace anymore.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
When was the last time you made a back up of all the important data in your computer? Half an hour ago.

Answer to:
What are some good websites to go to to "kill time"? Search no more. You have arrived.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What do you think about "open" marriages? Funny that they need an official bond and then live it differently than intended. But in the end it's no-ones business but theirs.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think men could survive pregnancy? Yes. But I don't think women could survive pregnant men.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think as I do that bisexuals actually given a harder time of it than either gays or lesbians by society? No. Bisexuals are the only ones who can just "wait" for love to happen and need not worry if it's the right sex. And have a 50% chance to lead a (in society's view) "normal" life.

| 7 people like this

Answer to:
How do I do the macarena? Not good!

Answer to:
How many people have you met from AB in person? Who? Yes, but before being answerbaggers.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why does it look like a bomb went off in MY kitchen?! That's odd. I timed the one in the bathroom to go off at the same time.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How do you lose a date in less than 10 minutes? Two words: gun and sewer ;-)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever wished you could stick your hands in your computer and strangle the person on the other side? No, but extremely stretchable arms might be my thing.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who is more stubborn....You or the brick wall? Me. Yet it keeps winning every time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What classic TV show would you like to see resurrected as a new series from the memories of distant past? None!! Remakes tend to be AWFUL. Battlestart Galactica being a prime example of how to ruin every last bit of soul of a once good series.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Isn't that just the cutest puppy you ever did see? Adorable!

Answer to:
Why don't fundamentalist christians ever express an opinion without rooting it somehow in a biblical text? Because the definition of a fundamentalist Christian is to do just that, and not let anything else (like common sense for one) interfere.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why does trouble love me? Trouble huh? Loves you huh? I'll show the son of a bitch, telling me I'm his one and only. Just wait until HE gets home.....

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you were Jesus Christ and you were the real Son of God, what would your views be about today's Christians? (interview transcripted) I've had it. That really does it now. I let them nail my arse to that piece of wood for their sins or something and they don't even worship me properly. I never got Dad's reasoning behind this anyway. I said let's show ourselves in the sky and speak with thundering voices. Boss them a bit about every few decades, make a few wonders that everyone can...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which is a more tense atmosphere, Karachi, Pakistan or here in the bag? The bag. We also call it the bag of evil.

Answer to:
Is a cat a good pet? is it hard to take care of and what are the negatives of keeping one? What makes a pet a good pet? A cat is a cat. A dog is a dog. ... They all are fun, they all need care.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
2 spaces after a period or 1? One. Modern typography allows for visually appealing spacing without such kludges.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
When do babies usually start crawling? When they want to get some place else.

Answer to:
"I've come to realize..."? ...that this question is not one I can find a smart answer to.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Eat ________ and _________! Eat oysters and be fruitful.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What decade do you think brought us the best movies? For me it's the 80s.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Should drug dealers be held responsible for the death of a user? Sure. Or go back to that poor peasant in South America or Asia and arrest him for it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the name of your nearest liquor store? I don't know. Have I passed the test?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think wemon and mothers should be police officers? Wemon should not be allowed at all in our society.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Adam Sandler. The funniest person ever, a desperate looser, or neither? Dork. Target age group 5 to 12.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your take on very sarcastic people? *feels all eyes turning to him*

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Look in your fridge and your cupboards. How much of your food has high fructose corn syrup in it? If it bothers you, you go look, or eat what I serve.

Answer to:
How do you know if you're missing the point? You had a point?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Look deep deep deep into my eyes..... what do you see? Is that meant to be in there?!

Answer to:
Do you belive in god? Explain why. That's bound to be a dulicate.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it true that you shouldn't pluck a hair growing out of a mole? How come? Moles don't like being skinned at all!

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Where can i download groucho marx radio shows for free? In the past.

Answer to:
May I have another? But only one!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
"Tracking information unavailable at this time, please check back later for additional information"? I ordered GTA IV from best buy, they said it's on it's way, but when I check the ups tracking code, I get that error. Blimey!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is that voice in your head male or female? You can't get me that easy! There IS no voice!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you rate your mate? You invite a jury with scorecards.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you hear me calling out your name? No! NO NO NO! Oh dammit, I'm deaf!!!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Gun or Sword? Just a pen.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you say grace at mealtime? Only when it materialises out of thin air on my table.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can a felon own a muzzle loader and a bow Everyone can. Question is are they permitted to.

Answer to:
Would you consider yourself 'real'? No. Would you?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why does caffeine make me so bouncy? That's its purpose in its short life. Let it do its job.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Can one ever truly know what it's like to live as someone else through literature? Aren't we filtering what we read through our own lenses, possibly misconstruing meanings from what we read? We can never truly know anything. Everything that enters our brain is filtered and processed, and never the same for different people. Literature is even worse, the author filtered it while writing it down, too - intentionally and subconciously.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is it inappropriate for a married person to have a heterosexual friend of the opposite sex? Not in the western world (which might not include Sicily).

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How many White Castle mini-burgers do you think you could put away on an empty stomach? Depends whose empty stomach we are talking about.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you were Irish, and had a Polish instructor explaining to a class what it is like to be an Irish person in (insert country here), what would you think? I'd go "wtf!?" and start smiling insanely.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you know when a Mormon is losing an argument? They start quoting scripture. Quite amusing to watch actually.

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
Odd death. Opinions please? Described in my own answer, too long to explain in the Q An autopsy would tell. Just theorising here: To me rupture of a blood vessel or organ sounds plausible here. It may have been an unusually weak spot by birth that couldn't take the physical stress. The dead arm could be a direct result of the interrupted blood circulation.

Answer to:
Planes have wheels, not legs. So why do they use RUNways? Because the term dates back to Fred Flintstone.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who is your hero? Zeus

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who likes the movie Click? It wasn't really bad. It wasn't really good either. The basic idea was good, Adam Sandler stunk - as so often.

Answer to:
I demand an apology! Now what are you going to say? I didn't do anything!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you had a twin, what do you imagine his/her name would be? I call him Mirror.

Answer to:
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No, it's the other way around. We find a reason for everything that happens.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Is it a good idea to write your own biography? I wouldn't publish it until my parents have passed on, but should I start now while I remember everything? Any particular reason you think you *can* get it published at all?!

Answer to:
Why do you or don’t you drink? Don't like the taste.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
My left ear is turning blue! How can I fix this situation? Wear red tinted glasses.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a lumberjack and are you okay? I sleep all night. I work all day.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think people are more scared of death or missing out on things when they're gone? Neither. They are scared of dying.

Answer to:
What's the best way of making money? Printing.

Answer to:
Geez! What kind of guy do you think I am?! The kind that works on plans for world domination every night and always fails.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What would you do if you found out that one of your kids were on drugs? Make sure their siblings don't get into a fight over not getting any.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is your ring finger longer than your index finger? Hmm, do hoofs count?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
When does call of duty 5 come out? 5 months after the first officially announced release date - like all software.

Answer to:
Are religious people who don't believe in aliens ignorant? No, just selective. For some reason they don't like believing *everything* they are told.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Has anyone read the "Sword of Truth" series? what was your oppinion of it? Nobody. You bought the only copy.

Answer to:
What happens during "teacher in service days" when kids are at home and the teachers are at school? The teachers make plans for world domination.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Why have you lost your marbles? Too many loose screws and ....

Answer to:
If ghosts are real, do they have babies? Sure they do. What else do think causes all the ghostly wailing. And wait 'til they reach their teens and become poltergeists.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you ever sit and wonder how the hell your life got so complicated? Nope, but if you have time to sit and wonder there's still some room for even more complication ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Where does this last screw go? That's the one you were instructed to lose in step 4. Now you can start all over!

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
I'm 4 am i too old to watch anime? Absolutely. You should have stopped at 3.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
How does one deal with the fact that once your done with school you will be working the majority of the rest of your life? Most people with beer and TV.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Would you consider yourself normal? Heck no, I'm not THAT crazy.

Answer to:
Is programming typically more intresting in practice than in the tests and quizes of classes? That's a general rule for everything. Not just programming.

Answer to:
Do you think you have an unusual first name? if so, what is it? What

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Whats the worst thing you can say at the dinner table whilst meeting your gf/bf's parents for the first time? Have I mentioned that I have no job, no apartment, and no money? Susie said you would love to have us here for a while.

Answer to:
How can I amuse myself at 6am - 11 am on a plane heading for Spain on Wednesday? Sleep

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
And why shouldn't I try that at home? Because us Sage's don't have the experience for such advanced stuff. Wait until the next level.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Would you rather spend an afternoon at the mall or at the park? Why don't you give me your credit card and let me find out...

Answer to:
I dont believe in god anymore... is that bad? We all come to our senses eventually.

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
I'm going to sleep with my ex fiancee, does anyone see that as unwise or have any advice for me? You know what they say: it's not right until you've slept with your ex fiancee.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
When you catch a load of gullible fools, do you give them all full points for their answers? Be kind to the poor, they have nothing else.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is the best and easiest way to remove wallpaper? Get a cat and leave it alone.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
The USA seems to get its knickers in a knot over nudity, both public and familial. Why? Puritan gene pool.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Should school be nude? Yes, strip the building down.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Dog owners, what tool do you use for picking up their waste? We call it forest.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What is it like to be "stood up" at the altar? Has it happened to you or anyone you know? Details please.... Most likely it's lonely.

Answer to:
How do you create extreme chaos? Be yourself

Answer to:
I respect "sidewalk-preachers", or anyone who has the guts to publicly proclaim their beliefs; Would you agree or disagree? Why would I respect a lunatic for exhibiting their madness in public.

Answer to:
If you had to make a salad right now, whats your ingrediants? I'm not salad material. Put me in the frying pan.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does seasection make you mean? cuz someone told me that and it doesnt make sense Only Moses was allowed to divide seas.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What is the one thing you DO NOT tolerate in a relationship? Avocados.

| 7 people like this

Answer to:
If you could meet one person from the net who would it be and why? Of all the internet people I always wanted to meet Jeeves, but I hear he has retired now.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it true that the way 2 a guys heart is through his tummy? Yes. Straight in, pass the intestines, take a turn towards the rib cage and there you are. Should be the same for women.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What are some of your pet peeves? Duplicate questions.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the difference between a cook and a chef? The amount on the pay cheque.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Does God own every thought? If he does I dare him to try to sue me for copyright violation in a court of this world.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are smurfs Christian? They aren't bad enough.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What do you think is the best Vietnam War movie? "Full Metal Jacket" is good, but no way would I refer to that kind of movie as a "favorite".

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is it raining yesterday? It will.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Guys, what is your strategy for peeing into the bowl with accuracy when you have morning wood? Wait!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is flatulence reason enough to call in sick? If it's a bio hazard to your co-workers, yes.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is your favorite Billy Joel song? We didn't start the fire

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
Why are the 'Save The Trees' signs made from wood? To fulfill the public irony quota.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What would you get if you combined Dancing with the Stars with Dancing with Wolves? Boredom squared!

Answer to:
Do you own anything orange? Not right now, but I could go buy an orange if necessary.

Answer to:
How can I get my wife to stop spending all of our money on clothes & shoes? HELP! By spending it yourself first.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I have forgotten from my time in college of an "art movement" or if it was an "artist" (something associated with Belgium, I think) of making paintings of heavy people (women). Dose anyone remember this? Rubens did a lot of paintings of nude fat women.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Dumb answers only: why is the sky blue? Get real, it couldn't possibly be red! ;)

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Where in space is planet Remulak? I suspect it's a little planet hidden behind Romulus.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Whose hand will you never hold? Most people's. There are just too many out there.

Answer to:
How many bees did you see today? None. I probably would have if they were a little bigger.

Answer to:
My page just light up like a Christmas tree, because I've been D/Red seven times -19......Can anyone else beat that? Yup, had more than that, and all -5's. The person decided he didn't want to be here anymore and gave a final blast to a few people. Somehow later he decided it was worthwhile to come back after all - he took a detour through the penalty box, though.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Where is Skull Island? I don't know. Ask Guybrush Threepwood.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think there's a right for Gay couples? And a left, too.

| 10 people like this

Answer to:
If HDMI is just a digital signal, why do you need a $250 cable with oxygenated-copper and gold-plated connectors? To make some bold salesmen obscenely rich.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How would you like to die? Pass.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you give me a clever use for duct tape? No, but MacGyver has dozens.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is 20GB of bandwidth alot? 20GB is not a bandwidth at all. It's a size.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Marriage? No, just an example of literary premature ejaculation. It gets only worse after that line.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you been D/Red so much that you just don't care anymore? Only very few will ever achieve that state of zen. I'm striving to get closer every day. And every D/R helps ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Don't look! What colour is your underwear right now? Now check! Were you right? Ok. That is NOT funny. Who took it????

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
I think that the new color for 'Help Someone' which is right under questions is a perfect shade of dark orange; what do you think about the change of color away from the Roman Red that used to be there? The colour is acceptable. However introducing yet another colour.... don't get me started on bad design. And the words still are ridiculously misguiding for that link's purpose.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why did you go and tell her? I didn't. She tricked me.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why can't I get my hand out of the cookie jar? It's a man eating cookie jar, now it will digest you into new delicious cookies!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What do you think about Barbershop music? The click clack of scissors makes me nervous. Who would want to listen to that.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How many doctors are there on this planet? Well, assuming that Hollywood is for real: there is at least one on EVERY plane, train, bus, ship at all times..... WAY too many!

Answer to:
Does society put too much pressure on women to be thin? Yes. And men, too. Even young boys are starting to get anorexic.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Because they know they WILL get it one way or another from you.

Answer to:
If you were made to change your given name by law, forced to change it and to live with it for ever, what would you change it to? Death. Can you imagine any better reactions than to introduce yourself as "Death himself". I might even start a transportation company ... "This is Death, I've come to get you".

Answer to:
How little would it take for the fate that befell Rwanda and Kenya and is about to befall Zimbabwe to befall the USA? I guess not more than two more Bushes.

Answer to:
What is it with folk's who use apostrophe's in all the wrong place's? It's an illness. Apostrophitis. You can try to treat them or lock them up.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Are you so insecure about your relationship with your child that you say "come to mommy (or daddy)" instead of "come to me?" Would using a pronoun kill you? And so ambiguous. I wonder how many children ran off to someone else when asked that way ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What does an AB-Marriage entail? AB-duction for a start.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why should golf courses ban golfers from drinking beer out of glass bottles? Because the moles feel it's just inappropriate behaviour. They'd also rather have them take their shoes off before entering.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you give me a circuit of lightning's detector? thanks. Easy. Take a really long metal rod. Hold it up in the air - it's important you have it in your hand. As soon as there is lightning you will be the very first to know.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are the weekends so damn SHORT? Bad planning on a global level.

Answer to:
Do you have anyone who constantly shows up at your home to visit witout calling? Jehova's Witnesses.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Just shut up and______? eat

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why am I all fuzzy inside, I didn't eat my dog? You turned inside out. You used to be fuzzy on the outside.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is American food all the same stuff just fried differently? They fry it *differently*?! Wow!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Are you mad at me. I can be if you want me to.

Answer to:
Is there someone in your family that doesn't look like anyone in the family? Shhhh, we keep it locked up and chained in the dungeon. Don't TELL anyone!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever had a black eye? Ewww, I hear they taste terrible!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I truly believe that there are SOCK MONSTERS living in my washer and dryer. Do you? So THERE they are. I'm really sorry, they escaped and I've been searching for them ever since. You could please all send them back to me?

Answer to:
Do you think they have a cure for aids but are not telling us for reasons of money or ways to keep population down.. I mean look at Majic Johnson he looks healthy as a horse There's a new level of paranoia.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Anyone interested in some Nuclear Fallout insurance? Can you guarantee me that your office would still be intact after such an incident?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What's that sound outside my window? That *was* your car.

Answer to:
Is there a nerd that will be willing to do my homework? I seriously doubt it. Real nerds have more advanced things to do than homework.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If someone says "Quick, Duck!!!" what's the worst thing that you could see flying at your head? A flotilla of deadly armed space ships - heralded by 42 nuclear missiles.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What's your favorite word? I'm with Tolkien: Cellar door.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
You're not going to make me do THAT, are you? Never ... now closely watch this pendulum ... left and right and left and right ... you're getting very tired ....

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Am I the only one you're going to pick on? But certainly. Did you think anyone else would be worth the effort?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Ehhhh... What's up, doc? Morphine is out :(

Answer to:
Does Michael Jackson's nose really come off? Yes, is classified as user servicable part.

Answer to:
What is a good present for a 12 year old boy? A 12 year old girl?

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Have you dated outside your race? Did your signifigant other's family accept you? If they didn't how did you deal with it? That's the only way. There just isn't enough time for this during the pit stops.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there a fly in today's noodle soup alphabetic? I have a "fl", do you have a "y" in yours?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are you confused? Am I? I'm not. Or perhaps a little? I'm uncertain. What do you think? What is this all? Can I go back to sleep now?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if the animals were the ones in control? Nope, I've read "Animal Farm" ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What would life be like....If there was no wrong answers? Without quiz shows!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How much did you pay for it? I'm still waiting for the invoice.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How much trouble do you want to get in? None, thank you for offering. I have it stocked to last a lifetime :)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who said you could have that? Who are you? Where am I? Oh my god what is THIS?!?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What am I going to do with you? I don't know, and I think I'd rather keep it that way ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
My wife has a narcissistic personallity disorder. She is constantly wanting to get someone else to rearrange furniture or re do the landscaping, is this just part of her control issue or is there something else going on? Others might say she's just a woman.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your planned retirement age? 5 years ago. Society didn't agree and thought I should work half my life first... duh!

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What's the most amazing thing you've done with beans? I don't have a license to use beans. I'm only allowed to bear and handle light vegetables.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever left your boobs in another country? I honestly can't remember, but that would explain why I don't have any!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Would you bend over backwards to please someone? Is that in the Kama Sutra?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
We know WHAT it is, and we know WHO left it there, but we can't stand the smell. PLEASE tell us WHERE it is? Just flush and move on!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
"It was I, with my little chopper." But what did you just do? Be imaginative. No, really. Be imaginative! It was I, the little girl scout, with my little chopper, who hacked the neighbours to bits, baked them into cookies, and sold them all over town. I also embezzled the money to buy a chainsaw that will allow me to expand my business.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are ghosts cold because they leave their body which means they leave the body heat or is it because something else? They have bad circulation.

Answer to:
Do you dislike the telephone? Hate it. It's the only "servant" we allow to ring for us.

Answer to:
Whats the quickest way to hell 5th floor, third door on the left.

Answer to:
Assuming we all had personal guardian angels, and you were allowed to name yours...what would you call them? His name is Joe - or Jim. Not quite sure there.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How can we save the earth No need to, but we could leave to speed up the inevitable.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does anyone here still watch Pokemon? (It seems like they are REALLY stretching it past it's prime) It had a prime?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is the Iraq invasion an offensive, or a defensive position, at this point? An invasion is by definition an offensive maneuver.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
"I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows..." So says the lyric. It's been raining here. Why is my lawn not covered with flowers instead of grass? It doesn't say WHERE. Because of you I can't see out of my window anymore!! Make it stop!

Answer to:
How acceptable is a thong for a gentleman on the beach? I'd say always accept if you are offered one.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Do you have a sneaking and growing suspicion that you have missed the point? No, I have a fleeting suspicion that I crossed the line.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I described you in public as an existentialist realist would you be pleased? You nihilistic conventionalist.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Assume you have a bondage dungeon. You are selling your home. How would the Realtor describe that room? "Panic room"

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
When you come across old, forgotten, answers you've written, do you ever comment on them? Maybe it's just me. It feels like I'm having a conversation with the me of the past...kind of. Not really. Did you ever get a reply? Anything helpful?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you ever describe your bowel movements to others? Never, but I found this one hilarious: "Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father."

Answer to:
I couldn't care less about apathy, how about you? I could make an effort to care less, but I'm just too apathetic to try.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do you choose to believe that there is no God? Occam's Razor.

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
I need 372 point until I reach my next level. Is that attainable in one day? Yes. But only if you can think of better questions than this.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it okay for a neighbor to drink and scream obscenities in his bathrobe while blasting his car radio for hours !? Depends where you live!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
It survives to this very day, it helped t-rex catch it's prey! "Children of the Revolution"

Answer to:
Do you try to keep at least one foot on the ground? I try. But somehow I always end up having both in my mouth.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
For fun, would you take any title, quote or lyric and substitute one word with "marbles"? "Marbles keep falling on my head"

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
Is it time to wave the white flag.....Or do I stay and fight? There's always the option of tactical retreat. Accept a lost battle, cut your losses, and regroup to fight and win a different one. .... Boy, does that sound Sun-Tzu'ish!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How many times would you put up with a friend lying to you? Depends on the magnitude of the lie. The circumstances it happened in. Also on the consequences it had for me. I don't like dealing out general sentences before knowing the specific case - especially not about friends.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If morning was a part of you,...what would it look like? Morning has never been, and never will be a part of me. The two of us so do not get along. We are in an everlasting undeclared war. I win the weekends though!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What's worse than getting hit by a train? Missing a train.

Answer to:
What kinds of raw food are needed to change eye color? Forget food, get a Hepatitis infection for unusually yellow eyes.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you change a proverb to make it humorous? (for example: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man grouchy, with blood shot eyes.") Not really a proverb, and not original, but I had to think of Rowan Atkinson as priest in "Four Weddings and a Funeral": In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Instinct vs. logic? Which one do you trust more? Why? Logic. Instinct was only useful for simple wildlife situations.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What does sleep deprivation(sp?) do to YOU? I thought that is what the Answerbag experiment is trying to find out.

Answer to:
What would you think if you saw somebody tattooed with "made in china" on their back? Great sense of humour. Perhaps even satirically motivated.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Lotsa turmoil in my life right now, so i asked "GOD" if she was really there, and could i have a sign? please? two hours later we (the chicago area) had an earthquake. am i crazy? Just susceptible. Many cults and sects will be happy to talk to you about a future career with them.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I got trolled, am i pregnant? Quite possible. Use one of the troll quick tests. If it's turning green it's a positroll, if red a downrate-troll. But you got to love it either way, nothing cuter than a small troll.

Answer to:
A lot of scientific research has shown that pigs are quite intelligent animals, probably in the top 10 most intelligent - what exactly have they done, to prove that they are smart? Taken control of the Animal Farm.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do non-catholics feel left out without a Pope to carry the message of hope? Everyone should have a Pope. More Popes for the world, I say.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What do you call an onion ring with no onion in it? A ring?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How many jim carrey films can you name More than is good for me.

Answer to:
Do you get 'full moon fever' or have trouble sleeping during a full moon? I have trouble sleeping, and when sleeping not really waking up rested. As beautiful as it is to look at, I hate full moon nights.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What Comes to Mind when you hear "living uncertain lives with the big question permanently unanswered"? All of us.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If Dubya turned up on your doorstep and asked "Where is Iran?", would you be able to give him the right answer? I'd simply direct him back to where he came from.

Answer to:
With gas prices so high, do you think it's wrong for people to take long drives just because they want to? The beauty with prices is that they are controlled by demand and supply. The more people take those trips, the higher the prices will go, until exactly so many people can take long drives as there is supply available to saturate all demand.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What word do you think should be banned? Why? None. Just proposing it feels so "Brave New World".

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why did Darth Vader turn to the dark side of The Force? He couldn't stand the light.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Can I bring you home with me? You can try, but I'm volatile outside my natural habitat.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
At what point do you become an Answerbagger, and not a newbie? When they don't behave like newbies anymore. Now don't ask me to explain what that means, I know it when I see it :)

Answer to:
Is it possible for the AB staff to come up with some sort of indicator technology that would alert users if they already answered a question? (especially for the ones with lots of answers already) Or even better: allows me to choose to not have them shown to me anymore.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you, personally, subvert nature? My existence is subversion enough.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
The teacher say's your child is the smartest in her class, but she feels the child is not socially ready to move forward and wants to hold them back. But she needs your approval, what do you do? Get someone else's opinion on the readiness.

Answer to:
What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say France? Baguette

Answer to:
Do you trust anyone that says, "Trust me"? Why/Why not? No! I know Sledge Hammer!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Will Family Guy ever be as good as the Simpsons? No competition whatsoever.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Tell me 5 words you'd wish to hear? Everything is taken care of.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How many of your buttons can I push? The key is to not let me know you are pushing them. ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I really want to know why prostitution is illegal. I mean think about it for a moment. Is it just for a possible baby's sake? Immoral? It is legal in most countries other than the US.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there a true link betwen strong winds and human violence/suicides? Just think how touchy flatulences can make you.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Were you big on 'school spirit' and 'pep'? Being brainwashed is not my thing.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does anyone have the same birthday as you? If there hasn't been an anomaly in the probability distribution: millions of people.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If eyes are the windows to the soul, what are the hands? Still just hands.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Hi im greta i m 20 yers age and im bit short for my hight 150 cetimeters tall wold i gain a bit of hight in me if i start drinking a lot of milk I've never been too short for my height.

Answer to:
Who is the Doctor? Yes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are we creating/have we created a society of Me, Me, Me, Me and Me alone, nobody else but Me? No, and now answer MY questions.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Which super villian are you? take this quiz. http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/ I need no quiz, I'm Pokki the Tokki. And I'm planning world domination.

Answer to:
Whats wrong with wanting it all? It's greedy!

Answer to:
How can you tell if a friend is fake? Like most fakes, they aren't water persisent.

Answer to:
Fuel prices? Don't fuel them. Prices are high enough as they are.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do the best ideas when you are half asleep never actually make sense when you are awake? It's just one more example why life is unfair.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I just discovered blood on my finger, but I have no idea where it came from. How weird is that? Check for corpses on the floor.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How can the doll be called "Action Man"? He has no man parts! I find it very realistic. All muscles, no ....

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
The sun is out. I have my magnifying glass. Where are the ants? Behind you, plotting to take over the world and forbid all lenses.

Answer to:
In general, why does it seem senior citizens drive so slowly? In general, it does seem so because they really do.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Has anyone ever heard of something called Silver Water as a cure all? And if you have what have you heard? My friend swears by it, but it just sounds too good to be true. Yes, it's a distilled form of Snake Oil.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What do you contemplate more, whether or not you've done a good job, or how well you've lived your life? "done a good job". I'm task-centric and cursed with being a relentless perfectionist, always being hard on myself (and too often others as well).

Answer to:
Have you become the person you wanted to be now that youv'e grown up? Not even nearly. But to be fair it was a rather unrealistic image anyway.

Answer to:
What is the one thing you wish you could stop doing today? And why can't you? Answerbag. But people just KEEP asking and asking and asking...

Answer to:
What does "power" mean to you? Getting what you want even against others' will.

Answer to:
What is India well known for? Outsourced call centres.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
If money talks, what is yours saying? Use me! Abuse me!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What comes to mind when you hear the word, "Perfection"? Misery! Wanting it and not getting there.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What signs do you look for to find out if your husband is gay? Your Playgirl magazines miraculously disappearing could be one sign.

Answer to:
Can you judge someone by the way they look? Rest of the question in answer That's a trick question of course. All computer geeks are serial killers. I must know.

Answer to:
How many purple monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. Green ones can do it in half the time though, and cook supper while at it.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who do you find it hard to make eye contact with? Blind people.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Is four years of McCain better than eight years of Hillary? Who can eat that many fries?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What comes in threes? Once you start looking for it, everything!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who is entitled to be called "sir" Usually the ones not deserving it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How would you describe your eyes? By using words.

Answer to:
I asked 3 questions last night when I came home from work. All three have 13 pts. right now, and it is Friday. Coincidence? Or should I watch my back today? What have points to do with it? You should watch your back depending on what you asked! :)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How can a 17 yo girl stay a Christian when she lives with 13 people who aren't? She can't. Atheism is contagious.

Answer to:
Tell me about your personal religion (or belief). Why do you think it's the right one? There is only one right religion of course: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org/

Answer to:
What do you think the future computers are going to be like? Faster, smaller, cheaper.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
How could someone with a 91 IQ be admitted to a prestigious Ivy League University such as Yale for instance? Heavy drinking to get rid of some of those points.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can females really talk under water? Is there any place where they cannot talk?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I'm watching The DaVinci Code. What are you thoughts on the movie or book? Worked as a novel. Failed on screen.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Where is a place you consider to be very "tranquil"? Space

Answer to:
What is the one accomplishment you've made that changed your life forever? Starting to walk upright.

Answer to:
An affair is no way to end a marriage. - Agree/Disagree? It's a start!

Answer to:
Do you believe that each young person be held accountable for every deed that he/she commits? Accountable yes. Punished no. It always depends on the person, and the deed.

Answer to:
You married a pathelogical liar what do you do? Can one? I mean when he is asked if he wants to marry you he will obviously have to say "no" :)

Answer to:
Will there ever come a day when all the questions on AB have been answered? Yes, but AB won't live to see it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Here is a thought: Mercedes Benz is the major manufaturer for the Smart Car to be introduced in America this summer. claims to get great gas mileage. is this why gasoline is climbing to the moon? the Smart Cars are coming? You mix up cause and consequence.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Astrology! a science or a lie? Neither. Just hilarious.

Answer to:
How can you stop cyberbullying? Turn off the computer.

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
How do you know if you have ever been cyber bullied? The loss of your virtual lunch money is usually a tell-tale sign.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
"What do you think of the middle school girl getting expelled for Midol?" (See my answer for more details) "Zero tolerance" in all its forms is a ridiculous concept. It's unethical and inhumane. All laws and rules need a human factor to judge the circumstances of a violation. If justice was that simple to achieve we could as well cut court systems out of the loop and have people shot on the spot for every little mishap.

Answer to:
Do we need war and peace to sustain a healthly balance? No, I think the book is just overrated.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are so many people afraid to answer some questions asked on here? It's because of THEM. They are everywhere, see everything, hear every word... *puts on tinfoil head and sneaks away*

Answer to:
What was rotten in the state of Denmark? Fish! It's always fish.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Hotter than ______________? Hotter than Heinz I know it makes no sense, but behold the power of alliteration ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
"He was so stingy that ______________"? ...he made Scrooge McDuck look like a bloody amateur.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
So ugly that __________________? So ugly that the mirror shatters in a last desperate act of self-protection.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What annoys you most with cell phone use and/or drivers/pedestrians who don't pay attention? The splatter they make on the windscreen.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
With all the Scientology ads showing up on AB, Do you now feel a little Tom Cruisy? Not really, but I suddenly have that inexplicable urge to sing "Staying Alive". That must be their doing via John Travolta. (allegedly out of points)

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Is it painful to die by the guillotine? The sample group able to answer this question will be difficult to find.

| 8 people like this

Answer to:
What kind of gold is at the end of your rainbow? Fool's Gold

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
HELP!!! I don't know how it happened(I think my 6 year old son might have somthing to do with it) But my address bar for my internet explorer has dissapered. How do I get it back???/Please don't laugh at me 6 year olds have the weirdest effects.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you take anti-oxidents? No, but I try to incinerate on a smaller flame these days.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you agree with Gordon Brown when he said that the world owes President George Bush a great debt of gratitude? One begins to think it all has to do with the initials...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 and buns come in packs of 12? Nobody knows, and George Banks says NO.

Answer to:
What is the first thing that comes to mind I say "APPLE"? ORANGE

Answer to:
If I say Maestro who comes to your mind first? The wannabe-Karajan conductor from Seinfeld.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you shampoo your pubes? I can't be bothered, I have them dry cleaned.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Would it be ironic, if instead of melting the polar ice caps, the sun melted Al Gore? Yes, but it would take quite a magnifying glass for that ant. Would it be sarcastic if the sun went out just when global warming started to decrease?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is irony wasted on the masses? It would be. Tight irony regulations prevent it thankfully, though.

Answer to:
Is it "Troll Time" again? Yaayyy!! Troll Time!! *kids jumping up and down, crowds coming up, beer flowing*

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
At low tide, what is the largest beach from the sea to land in Britain? Isn't this a bit too public for planning an invasion?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
My 13 year old son has been peeing in the corner of his room he said at first it was the dog and finally he said he was having accidents at night how alarmed should i be about this behavior Perhaps he is seeing dead people and too afraid to leave his room.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How good is your internal clock at waking you up on time? It's always 100% correct down to the second. However it often disagrees with society's views on time.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How come dogs never need to use toilet paper? Not wearing underwear comes with certain advantages.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How did you first learn about Answerbag? Under a salad leaf.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What comes to your mind when I say "Home"? "Duplicate." - Actually not sure, but it feels familiar ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
One of our homework questioners is trolling me because I answer homework questions with "Romaine Lettuce" and I actually take pride in this! Is that normal? Taking pride in it is normal! We are all proud of you for this! Not all of us are that lucky to have such a pet.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Is Holy Water Fake It depends. If you can't walk over it I would return it and ask for a full refund.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What should I attempt to wash your brain with? Steel wool, to at least stand a chance against all the filth.

Answer to:
If you like Metallica, what 5 songs from them would you absolutely recommend? One Low Man's Lyrics The Unforgiven The Unforgiven II Fade to Black

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Define: 'woming' Why that's Flash Gordon's typical exclamation when spotting his arch enemy.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
When you play Monopoly are you a filthy little cheater? That's in the rules, isn't it.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Solution for traffic? Stay where you are.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Do you suffer from Virtual Insanity? There is nothing virtual about it!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
I always wake up at 3 am. Is there any paranormal or scientific explanation to this? I don't know, do you wake up from rattling chains? Then it's paranormal alright :)

Answer to:
What do I have to do in order to be your ideal guy? Possibly just be younger.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If a tubby lady is "Voluptuous", why is a tubby gentleman "Fat"? The just have to "support" the right fat cushions and they are voluptuous, too - not necessarily very masculine any longer, though.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What percentage have you been good/bad lately? 94% good apparently. at least on AB.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If Teenagers have so much today why do many of them walk around miserable all the time? Is it a normal stage? No offense, but I think this attitude develops when one has too much distance to one's own teenage years (not necessarily in age, but in mind). Being a teenager is no pure joy. Just being young does not make up for all the things one has to bear. It's quite an adult view that youth was so much better, and starting to wish oneself back there. I don't take myself out, I'm...

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
How did the razor find my throat? It conspired with your hand.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you like to touch my Bilbo? Only if you samwise it and put a Frodo on.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How is Chain Reaction played? One nucleus thinks it would be cool to split, and the others see their chance for some fun, too. Very opportunistic bunch, those atoms.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I need a dirty woman,? The word you're looking for is "cleaning woman" ;)

Answer to:
You see XXX -what's the first thing to pop in your head? Another three marks in my dead trolls calendar.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How would i solve for X in this equation: 4=x^(3/2) Apparently *you* would not.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
The one year anniversary of the Virginia Tech shooting is approaching? The media in Virginia is abuzz. What do you think? If you want to do that kind of thing, you end up commemorating something or other every minute of every hour of every single day of your life. That is something to do for people who actually were affected. But I bet in 6 years no-one closely invovled will remember that it even happened. Or why not also remember those lost *daily* in traffic accidents or wars. To me this is "mourning...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
There is nothing more tragic than what? Tragedy

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What is your view on illegal aliens in the U.S.A.? That's what the M.I.B are there for.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What would be your opinion on being able to rate users' public profiles? What profile O:)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Where do AB trolls come from? You see, it's like this, when two ABers like each other very very much....

| 8 people like this

Answer to:
What are some good and/or funny quotes? Too many to pick. George Bush is quite the comedian when talking.

Answer to:
Are people being cheap with points today? Well, with recession and all...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you still ask the question if you knew it would get downrated? Would. Will. Have.

Answer to:
How much points have you got for your answers? None. People keep giving me semicolons.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Should we drop a nuclear weapon on Iraq and end this war now? Sure, but why stop there? Let's go the full way and blow up the planet to end all wars.

Answer to:
You're offered the gift of mind-reading, to read the mind of everyone who's making eye contact with you. If you accept however, you'll never be able to turn off your telepathy, and you'll istantly know every thought of everyone. Would you accept? I would probably be tempted enough to accept it, fully knowing that I'm most likely heading for disaster.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Y do men sometimes go all quiet when u say i love you? x The primal instincts sense danger, take over, and knock out the vocal abilities.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why does the male think he can cook the bbq better when all you get is burnt meat? It's to do with fire. Fire is male territory. It's somewhere in the contract between sexes.

Answer to:
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say "whats the first thing to come to mind"? "oh no"

Answer to:
What qualities would you use to describe yourself? Mostly my linguistic qualities.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "Friday"? That's just cruel in the middle of the week!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Which did you prefer as a kid, The Jetsons or The Flintstones? I liked both equally. They happened to be on TV in the same "cartoon hour", too, so no need to pick one. What was truly awful was the mixture of both in a single epsiode/movie/something!!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I've come to believe I use the word "Friend" to loosely. Have you ever thought this? No, but that is because I never used the word loosely. I'm friendly and helpful to most people, but I don't call them or consider them friends until I'm certain I can tell them everything and depend on them absolutely when in need. That group is *extremely* small, and I'm always getting suspicious when I hear people say they have many friends.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How do you make a man bow down to you?(lol) A kick in the you know where and .... (ouch!!) ;)

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What word can be used to describe true love, because the word love is so abused that it does not describe the love that we truly feel? I think if it could be described in just one word, we wouldn't have the plethora of poetry on the subject, trying to express it properly.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
I want to know how to get more than $500 in a week,legally.What can I do instead of finding a job? Prostitution comes to mind.

Answer to:
If you were standing in a long line behind me at the post office & I wore a big hat (actually a mexican sombrero) that read "Buy my spot, ask me how!" would you approach me? No, but I'd snigger and you'd have my respect.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would your last words of advice be from your deathbed? Rosebud...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who comes to your mind when I say "show off"? A TV producer running out of money.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
It's all over but the _____________? ...movie drags on for another 90 minutes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
It's all good until ___________? ...the Spanish Inquisition finds out.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Are you loveable? I'm ice cream. Everybody loves ice cream.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Wait a minute, you think I exist? Hey, I'm not that naive.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you prove to me that you exist? I don't exist, hence I can't prove my existance to you.

Answer to:
Do you think that there should be a cut-off of members who have a 'ratings given' percentage of less than 60%? It would stop a lot of the DR trolls. I don't mind it, but I don't think it would help. The trolls that have turned on me so far were mostly -4/-5 trolls, so had reached quite a level yet. They wouldn't troll all the time, so have a good enough percentage to allow themselves such episodes without dropping to 60%. There's a troll in most of us apparently.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
The collective nightmare of our normal human existance. What does that mean to you? I have no idea, but it sounds very deep and strangely poetic.

Answer to:
How can you miss something you've never had? I don't think you can. But you can have the idea of something, and miss that in reality.

Answer to:
I love Jesus Christ Do you & why? Isn't necrophilia illegal?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are hundreds of ladybugs found at the beach? They like the sea and wanted to have a day out.

Answer to:
If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it? Big Jim

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What do you believe stands between you and happiness? Figuratively speaking a 20 foot concrete wall complete with barbed wire and spring-guns ... more literally probably just myself.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is your favorite method of travel? I snap my fingers and tap my toes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does anybody have "Bookends"? Yes, is that bad?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is your "answers" and "comments" light glowing? Not right now, but YOU have the power to make it happen!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you think twins are really cute?( pics welcome) Not all twins...

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
(Ж) What comes to your mind when I say 'Oh my god"? Time to run!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who was the oldest person to ever walk this earth and how old were they(before they died)? The Grim Reaper, still going strong after all these years.

Answer to:
Did you know that about 147,540 Answerbaggers have started more than one year ago? ...and look what's left now.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you know your worth? About $4.50 if sold as separate chemical elements. Probably a multiple of that if you could strike a deal with the organ mafia.

Answer to:
What is the one question that you should never ask a man? "What are you thinking?"

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
If everyone on Earth lost his/her voice for good, how would you picture the world? Silent.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you be a Harry Potter fan without reading the books? How can you be *after* reading the books!

Answer to:
Which films do you like that there as been a trilogy to? and do you think that the first one was better than the onces or the other way round? "Lord of the Rings" and "Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum". And no, I felt the episodes to be quite equal.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
A fair die is rolled. Find the probability of obtaining a number greater than o. The probability of me doing your homework is 0.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Who'd like more of Dan Brown's books to be made into movies? If so, then which books? No way. The one was a bad enough screen adaption to stifle desire for more. And now "Fast! To a library!!"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What kind of gift would mean more to you than any kind materialistic thing a s/o could give to you? Anything that I would never expect. Better yet would be something that I hadn't even known I wanted until I see it.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you sometimes find it easier to express yourself in a way other than words? Half. I sometimes find it hard to express myself in words but lack the talents to use other ways (like painting or drawing).

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What the diffrence between Global Warming and Climate Change One is a generalisation of the other.

Answer to:
Do you use toilet paper? Or wash yourself off in the shower? Toilet paper. But I'm curious ... how do I have to picture that? Are you stripping entirely naked when using the toilet? Or waddle over to the shower with pants down? Sounds awfully inconvenient either way. And what do you do in a public toilet? I hope the wash basin isn't turning into a surrogate shower then?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
How many bees do you think it would take to lift carry a plane? order of 6 billion, depends on the plane.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why must we have a global economy? We don't have to have one. If you can live without all the things that are being imported into your country...

Answer to:
Who would win superman or my dog fluffy? Fluffy, paws down.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you honestly trust your best friends? Iv had a few friends for years, and part of getting to know them that well was I learned they cant keep their mouths shut or cant be dependable. Absolutely. But I also don't call every random guy a "friend".

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the last movie you watched? When was it? Did you like it? Heartbreak Kid. A few days ago. No, it was AWFUL. I'm still uncertain what made me watch it in the first place.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
After 20 years what level would you be in? Asylum level

Answer to:
"It" is a crazy thought or idea. What do YOU do with "it"? I dress it up as clown and send it after little children.

Answer to:
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? Britain?

Answer to:
What is the quickest way to make 10 thousand dollars? A bank job.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Question of the day: Where are all the good men? Gay village.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I show up for my drug test with a lit joint in my mouth, is there any way I can still pass? Most likely. But if they are screening for the hard stuff, like nicotine they might mistake it for a cigarette...!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Would you ever kill yourself, under any circumstances? Yes. Can imagine some.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you sometimes feel really hungry but dont get up to go to the kitchen because your too lazy? Yes. And after a glass of water the feeling is gone anyway most of the time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What pick up line would someone have to use to get your attention and keep it? Definitely one that *I* couldn't possibly imagine. Isn't that the idea of good pick up lines?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can 100% of statistics be made to be right 50% of the time? Probably...

Answer to:
Have you ever asked a question then realized that wasn't the question you meant to ask? That sounds great. "Two for one" kind of. Regrettably has not happened to me yet.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What if everybody in the world SNAPPED & they started to kill each other but you didnt snap & you where just yourself.... what would you do? I become legend ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Could you live without a TV or Computer Not without serious change of my life. It's everything for my line of work.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you die if someone broke your heart? If they did it with a crowbar, yes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are our class rooms out of control? The rooms look solid and stable enough to me.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I'm a twin....are you? No, but I always wanted to be one.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why does Superman wear panties over tights? He was a super hero! Though I am told that if I wear mine outside I won't be one. Go figure... :(

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you really think there is no such thing as a stupid question? No, I was just being politically correct. A few really *are* stupid.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Did you konw taht tehre was a sutdy to povre taht you can raed as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltetres in the wrod are crrecot? The rset of the wdros can all be jbmueld tgeohter. Tihs is bacseue the hmaun mnid rdaes the wlohe wrod and not jsut the lteter. Yes. I've heard of this fact a while ago and was quite amazed, too.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Are atheists more likely to be trolls than other users? Blasphemy! ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does it make you sad to see an old building torn down, one you know has been around for a long time, maybe has seen historical events? Or do you feel - good riddance to an old eyesore, I hope they build something modern like a strip mall to replace it? It depends what it looked like. Not all old ones are really worth keeping around. Especially not those which didn't get proper care in previous years.

Answer to:
What does <3 mean? does it mean love? Love? Not if your maths teacher writes it on the blackboard!

Answer to:
Whats the one thing you should never say to a skinny person? "Are you finished yet? Do you always eat that little? Come on, I have some more....." We hate that.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Is it illegal to leave your child parked in a car in Tennessee? I'm still trying to cope with "leaving your child parked"...

Answer to:
What's it gonna take for us to get along? An embargo on ropes :P ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If there was a company that did a background check, credit check & reference check for potential daters, would you use the service before going on a date? No! I'm not going to buy a house, but meet a person.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If i slapped you right now, what would you do? Look very confused.

Answer to:
Does your elevator go to the top floor? I have a top floor?? Cooool.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you end a relationship because your s/o started smoking? No. But they would know very well how much it bothers me and would not consider starting. If they still did it there would be quite some rules to keep that smoke away from me.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What are you hiding behind? You. Now stop moving around or they'll see me.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you like bad jokes? Someone's gotta like them after all.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If you saw someone trip and fall, would you help, or just keep walking? I would help them, BUT would keep in mind what a friend told me after he had fallen badly: "If you help someone up, WAIT until they are ready to get up!"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say "War" The famous picture of the Vietnamese girl after a napalm attack.

Answer to:
What can you neither confirm nor deny? I had to sign a gag contract.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you list 26 movie titles, each title starting with the corresponding letter in the alphabet? (1st movie starts with "A" 2nd "B" & so on...Also, extra points if you can list by release date. Exp: movie Z could not of been made before movie R) No, but imdb could.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever tried washing dishes, and typing your questions at the same time? What?!?! Is that why your questions look so squeaky clean? ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What does it mean to "fight for someones honor"? I'll get back to you when I have some.

Answer to:
If someone asked a question and then answered it themselves does that mean they don't need any other answers? One gets that impression.

Answer to:
I am a sensitive male, in touch with my feelings. My dad would always say real men don't cry. Are men still considered weak today if they cry in public? (movies, funerals, weddings, etc.) Only by weaker men claiming to be strong.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How negative can you be? -5 according to my profile page :)

Answer to:
What does the way you act and talk while drunk, tell about yourself? I'm never drunk, take that as a statement.

Answer to:
What do you say when a parent is letting their child run wild in your store and the child is tearing everything apart? The mom just watched and didn't do anything! Say? Nothing. I'd quietly prepare the bill and be happy about a good sale.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you have or have you ever had a "friend" who gets very upset if you don't agree with him/her 100% of the time? Is that really a "friend" or is that a "demanding acquaintance"? They may simply be stubborn - or indeed smarter than you. But if you have good times when not arguing and can depend on them when it matters most, that is still a friend in my book. Friendship is also about accepting each other's flaws.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How much per mile can a realtor claim? A coke and a sandwhich.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think the media is to blame for eating disorders, obesity and depression? The media is to blame for enforcing a beauty ideal that is unreal, by faking and retouching material. Some eating disorders stem from the pressure this creates in society. I seriously wonder if high-resolution TV will change this to some degree. I've seen live HD material that was too detailed to be tasteful. Not even talking to someone in real lets me see that kind of detail about...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Are you sympathetic to the villain? Do you wish that Sylvester would finally catch Tweety and eat him to shut him up? Oh Sylvester was the villain?! I never liked the glint in the eyes of that phony little bird. Looks like it can't harm a fly and when no-one looks it swallows the cat whole.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
MOM, Milk of Magnesia sounds far too gentle for this rocket launching laxative; can you think of a more suitable funny name? I always liked descriptive names. I'd call it "Run!"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does this worry anyone else? "Beijing Controls Weather with Rockets" (see answer for article link) ACA - Anti Cloud Artillery ;) But no, it doesn't worry me. Silver iodide is commonly used today all over the world to hold off hail and protect the harvest. There seems to be as much faith as fact involved in its usefulness though.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a good girl or a bad girl? Being a boy I'm an awfully bad girl.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Guys:Do you think tuna stinks? After a week in the open.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who would win, a hippo or a great white shark providing they lived within the same habitat? The hippo. Never argue with a ton weight.

Answer to:
Are you a blonde? No. Why? Do I sound like one?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What type of party are you? "One man" party

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Is there a way to see all members at a certain level? The all time most points leaderboard is by nature sorted by level.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your favorite Ed Harris Movie? Apollo 13. Followed by The Rock.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Will the sun come up tomorrow? Not if my snipers can take it out first.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why do i smell fire? Oh shit, that's my roast potatoes!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you betray a close friend, how do you apologize to them? You don't do it in the first place. Betrayal implies intent, not just making a mistake.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I'm 28 and don't know whether I'm Republican or Democrat. For legal reasons, I haven't been able to vote until this year so it never really mattered to me. Now I don't know how to figure it out. How do I determine what political party is for me? There's a little imprint behind your left ear. Have someone check it out and tell you.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever gone to a nude beach? What was the experience like for you? Not yet, but I expect the experience to be quite exposing.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What do you think about Bjiork? There's no room to think about that.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If you could go back in time and talk to the you of 10 years ago as you now, what would you most want to say? What do you mean "could"? We are talking daily, sometimes the future guy is with us, too. We aren't quite certain that the universe's integrity is jeopardised by this, but we do it anyway.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does Einstein's "Relativity Theory" promote incest? I thought that's obvious?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Fill in the blank: Honey I_____your____!!!!!! ...emptied your account

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If a dog walked up to you and asked you in English for a smoke, how would you react? I'd want to see his ID to be sure he's old enough.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I have an idea for a movie. what steps do i take to make it a reality? You send it to a producer, and if you're lucky they steal it from you so you can watch it become a blockbuster a few years later.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I was watching a TV debate over the question "Does The Devil Exist". They all answered that proof of the Devil's existence are people like Hitler - that the Devil is the only explanation. This seems insane to me. Whats your view on that question & answer? My view is that you need to start watching better programmes :)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What does your attitude sound like? Different at different times. But in total it's the entire spectrum a philharmonic orchestra can produce.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the top three things you can't say no to? - questions along the lines of "can you help me with....?" - good smelling food - many of my dog's looks

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I look beyond the anger, will I find your pain? No. First, anger never was my protection. And second, I'm way too experienced in not showing pain.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do Zombies always have to move sooo slow in Sci-Fi flicks? It's in their contracts.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What movies do you think played with your mind? Sixth Sense

Answer to:
The hot tub is open. Who is coming in? Are Fungi and Bacteria coming, too? We had great fun last time.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If you had the opportunity to beat one person with a baseball bat repeatedly, but not being able to strike them in the head, who would it be? People suggesting this kind of violence come to mind first of all.

Answer to:
Look at your tongue in the mirror. What's that sticky, white stuff on it? I'm more concerned about the purple stripes.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What's the name of that monster under your bed? The one with the fangs or the fat one with the glowing eyes? I call them Homer and Mr. Burns. They are ok once you got to know them.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the most disgusting thing your parents ever made you eat as a child? Baby Food. I called for the manager after the first spoonful. He wasn't exactly helpful so I had him get my Ferrari pram and left furiously.

Answer to:
How do you stay in shape? Sleeping in a life size cake pan every night.

Answer to:
If someone disturbs you when you are sleeping, what will you do? I never notice until I step on the dead strangled body in the morning.

Answer to:
I'm using a Trust Wireless Scroll Tablet, A4, but there are parts of the tablet that I can not draw smoothly on. Instead it comes up with a grid like pattern. Does anybody know why this happens, and can I adjust it to work properly? Trust - We knew that name would get you.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your Weight? Negotiable

Answer to:
I'm thinking about doing a partially nude Answerbag calender for charity. Anyone in? You can have a nude hand.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you have any unusual or wacky skills or talents (e. g. like being able to lick your eyebrows)? I can drive you insane.

Answer to:
Uncle Buck is on tv. It has just started. The remote is on the other chair. Should I just watch it? No! Quick! Kill it before it gains its full strength or the world as you know it will cease to exist HERE and NOW!!!!!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who would win? Jeohovah's Witnesses or Scientologists? Scientologists. They'd simply sue everyone's arse or threaten them to give up. They are simply more settled in the methods of power of the modern world.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Dutch - language or throat infection? They sent all the people with respiratory ailments there "for the good air". Eventually they developed a new language.

Answer to:
Are there any pro golfers that use the brand of golf ball "Slazenger"? Goldfinger

Answer to:
I have trolls in my garden, do you? I burried them very quietly, how did you find out?!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I coloured my own hair today and it came out much darker that it was suppose to. It should've been brown but now it is BLACK! Can anyone give me some tips to remove the hair colour? H2O2

Answer to:
How much weight can a space shuttle's remote manipulator system (robotic arm) lift? In zero gravity there is no weight.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
1/3 = .33333 2/3 = .66666 1/3 + 2/3 = 1 but .3333+.6666 is not 1 No.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What is the worst way to have sex? Inside out.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does it make you feel good to answer a question that a higher ranked member asks? What?!

Answer to:
Who are you trying to impress? Extraterrestrials. So far without luck, I'm still here obviously.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Which would you prefer: Power Rangers or Spongebob Squarepants? That is like choosing between bullet and poison.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever been able to clear your mind of all thoughts? Is that desirable?

Answer to:
What is the first though mankind had? According to Kubrick something like "black and smooth!"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you make up a funny name for a new drug and tell us what it's for? (for example, an antidepressant called Damnitall) Aspirin, it increases your ambition.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What would you say was the best toilet you've ever had the pleasure of using? Is there anything that beats peeing in the pool as a little child?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do i stop my dog from digging holes? Take away his shovel and the keys to the excavator.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Is anyone else like me (and Captain Hook) and HATES the sound of a ticking clock? That SO depends on the clock. Some are awful to listen to.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you decided to become a monk or nun and had to take vows of silence, poverty and chastity, which would be the most difficult for you to keep? I'm quiet and without sex now, so poverty will be difficult to keep.

Answer to:
With precision, please tell me how a height "wuthers"? It has not been researched yet. Some believe we can never observe it with precision due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it true that cutting your hair short makes you look younger? Taking it to the extreme ... do bald men really look like babies?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
For those of you who have long graduated from college/university, do you still have "bad dreams" like me about the experience---for e.g., you're late for class, you're unprepared for an exam, you have unfinished assignments that are due, etc.? No, but at times I'm still thinking automatically "I have to do this and that homework". A leftover from school, not university, so I suppose I will keep that one forever ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the Answerborg? It's cubic instead of bag shaped. Also it's kinda repetitive about its statements. ... sounds like one of the bigots to me.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How is the momentum of a photon calculated? Just like impulse is generally calculated? p = m * v Mass will surely have to be determined relativistically, though. Physics is a looong time ago.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever just uprated everybody who answered your question for no reason? Not without reason. The reason is "they *answered* the question" (meaning the response matched the question). No points for utter nonsense, though.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
I love Jesus Christ but don’t like the Christianity, is that a problem? Even Ghandi agreed with you.

| 8 people like this

Answer to:
Does anyone else think its a little outrageous that actors are paid so much when there are people out there risking their life working to save other peoples lives. Not at all. The market makes the price. Unless you want to switch to a socialist economy.

Answer to:
Are religious people more happy? So they would have us believe.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I just had a pop-up message,tell me, that I've been infected W/a virus!!! I want 2know ,which one of you,was the one,who forgot to wear protection before logging in? But you said it would be more fun without! I trusted you!

Answer to:
Are you vicious? Viciously so.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What's wrong with a women wanting to be controlled? Nothing at all if you know exactly what you're doing, and have someone that only uses that power as much as you want to without abusing it. But maybe it's not control that you want, but guidance. Someone to rely on, and ask for help. Someone to relieve you from reponsibility. That is different from wanting to be controlled, although both ways allow you to live quite sheltered. The...

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What is the possibility of Martians attacking the earth in the next 50 years? I would say Homeland Security and CIA consider it a very real threat, and ask you to stay indoors at all times for your own protection until the situation has cleared up.

Answer to:
Have you ever been to Turkey?what city and did you have a good time? Every christmas. I try to focus on the breast area.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why do people wear clothes anyway? Honestly: even if it was socially ok to go naked, would you want to? It's COLD without them most of the time. (and for us men this also brings the disadvantage of possible shrinkage in some areas)

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Is it illegal to serve cats and dogs in America? Why should it be, even animals need a butler.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there anyone who has never changed your avatar right from when you joined here?(Not new baggers though; those here a few months or more) Hah, I have two eyes. I beat you.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I had a candle lit in the bathroom when my husband let a plastic bag get too close and it burnt. I now have burn stains on the bathroom sink. It is not porcelain. Is there any way to get the burns out? I suppose pyrolysis is not an option...

Answer to:
I'm getting fired from an extremely awesome job wich i get paid alot. how the heck should I talk my boss out of firing me? You still got those polaroids of him and his secretary, don't you? Now is the time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it bad or good when the guy you like says, " I just want to get you a little bit under control"? Only good if he means birth control or has a huge smile on his face.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What do you call you meals? George.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I need a nickname. Any suggestions? Why not "Conundrum". It sounds pseudo-educated don't you think?

Answer to:
I'm watching The Thing and now scared for my life any coping methods? Sleep in mommy's bed tonight?

Answer to:
Why are you so uncomfortable today? Just my average level of uncomfiness. Nothing special.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What months of the year have 5 weeks in duration? I'm not doing the calendar thing anymore. Look yourself.

Answer to:
I heard there was only one tree in Nebraska because it was so bleak and windy. Is it yours? It's the tree of knowledge ... which makes Nebraska paradise ... ok, something doesn't compute here at all!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Did Jane Eyre write Jane Austen? I always wondered if she was for real!

Answer to:
If heaven really was a place on Earth, where would it be located? Not Georgia. I hear the devil went there.

Answer to:
Have you ever lost yourself?Where? The search party is still out. I will know soon I hope.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Men: which is sexiest Jessica alba, mariah carey, or janet jackson? Is "none" an option? Please let it be an option.

Answer to:
How do you get a cow out of a tree? With a saw, silly!

Answer to:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and a 100, what is it? I bet you're cheating. So I say 142.

Answer to:
Do you prefer being an answer hitch hiker or posting your own? Sometimes one, at others the other, switching at regular intervals.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What does the name "North Korea" bring to mind? Communism.

Answer to:
Have you ever wished you were the opposite sex? When and why? Never.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the first thing that comes to your head, when you think of your Birthday? My hand - slapping my forehead.

Answer to:
Is it wrong to be innocent and naive? Why?Why not? Not wrong. Innoence is worth keeping, naivety is inconvenient though.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you stare at someone you hate long enough, will you eventually love them? If they happen to survive the procedure, perhaps.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Could you have been anyone other than you? Yes but I killed my metaphysical shadow before it fully entered this world.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What exactly is feedback? "one spoon for you, one spoon for me"

Answer to:
I see many of you using lol at the end of your answers. It can mean many different things right? What do you think it means? lest others laugh

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who/what do you look up to and why? Everyone taller than me. For obvious reasons.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you are Level 15 by only 2 points, and you get a -5 after a few mins, do you go BACK to Level 14? Psst, you don't lose points here.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would you say to an employer who tells someone off for writing the number 8 anticlockwise instead of clockwise an d reduces them to tears? Wow, that's micromanagement taken to an insane level.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Do you think you'd make a good mafiosi? No, but wished I would. Are there training classes?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What do you think are the odds that I'll get off my couch today? (For more than 5 minutes)? Well, let me see, I set the bomb timer to .... 100% certain that you will, brace yourself for lift off.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your strongest finger? Middle finger ... don't ask!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why does no one care the Bilderbergers set there own policy to control the world without the concent of the People? Money is power and rules the world. Always has, always will. Put a name or a conspirancy theory on it or not, it doesn't make a difference. It will always happen one way or other behind closed doors.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would you rather be fat with no body odour or be skinny and have really bad body odour? Isn't it unfair that the two usual come and go together...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Could you confess to a crime you didnt commit? I could. But why would I?

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I need a good really scary movie to watch. What do you suggest? Tele Tubbies. Can anything be more cruel and perverted?!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Are you extra hard on horror movie remakes? No, that's an odd fetish to have!

Answer to:
My God, what have I done? What you had to do; what you always do.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What's the best thing to do in the rain? Get wet?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What do you think about a guy who sleeps w/ about 135 women,and keeps a spreadsheet of all the women he slept with? That he must be the first account who actually managed to have sex.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does peanut butter kill mice? Yes, if you throw the entire glass it could even kill me!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do some people look better the older they get? Even time can have mercy.

Answer to:
Who hates hannah montana? Don't know her, but she sounds hateable. So count me in.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Can you take all the areas here on AB were you are listed as expert and make a sentence or story out of it? The shortest ever: "." (that's just "period")

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Why do so many people seem to fade away from this site? They realise it's a drug and try to go cold turkey. The success rate isn't the best, most come back at some point.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a day dream believer? Are you suggesting those are all dreams?!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Think of a number, any number. What is the very first number that you've thought of? -334353.583

Answer to:
What is the magic 8 ball telling you today? It was in a bad mood. It jumped right at my head and knocked me out. No idea what that is suposed to mean. I guess it's just yet another "ask again later". What puzzles me is that I forgot the question....

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What can make your AB experience go so much better? Hey, you are not to suggest drugs this publicly. ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How can i call someone who has blocked my number You don't even get the hugest of hints it seems.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
How will you teach english language to indian students By all means differently than they are doing it now. The result speaks for itself.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If today was Be Kind to Animals Day, what action would you take? I already have given points to all AnswerBaggers, what more could anyone expect?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
When was the last time you had some chococate? Yesterday. Chocolate is one of the elementary food groups. Your body needs a bit every day.

Answer to:
When do you stop turning the other cheek? After the second slap? Theoretically there are two more cheeks to turn, but that's a bit too much asked in my opinion.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How many sides of you...Do you show the world? One. I don't think it is ready for more yet.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Has anyone ever saved your live ? How? Jesus saved me! Hallelujah, praise the Lord! ..... in your dreams

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a kind AB user? If not, why, and how are you? Depends whom you ask.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Everyone has a different interpretation of what cheating is. What is yours? Thinking of anyone else :P

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would you say the best thing in life is? Chocolate cake.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you are the richest person in the world ,what will you do with all your money? Exchange it for power and have a really good time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is special about you?What are all the things you can do that others cannot do? I can go a lifetime without sex.

Answer to:
Why you Are answering questions asked in answerbag?Whether to earn points or to help others? It's a game, so it's all about having fun.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If promise to be VERY careful and take my shoes off.........Would you let me walk around in your head? Why/Why not? Are you sure you want to take them off? I'd even recommend an extra pair, it's muddy in there.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why should it matter what other people think of you and does it really? Why/Why not? It should not. It does. I'm twisted.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What are three things you are grateful for today? - Today is saturday. - Tomorrow is sunday. - Friday was yesterday.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does it ever get tiring knowing everything? ;) So you feel it too?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What word sounds as beautiful as it looks? Blank

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If cheaters are brave enough to cheat, why can't they be brave enough to admit it as well? Now that would be STUPID.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Types of installation of xp Red, Green, and Blue

Answer to:
Is anyone eklse as disturbed as I am by late night tv? I am autonomously disturbed. No need for tv support.

Answer to:
Who here knows a good place to have poetry published?? I don't have any idea where to go or look. Rephrase it as questions and post it here.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I have a 8 gb memory stick, and when i put approx 6 gb of music files onto it, then remove the stick and then reinsert, a large proportion of the files are missing but the memory is still showing 6 gb used i have exchanged the stick but this still happens It's the sacrifice for the gods.

Answer to:
How mad is too mad and who says so? Blue. Six said so.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How we creat domain in router Just give me the IP and login details and I'll take it from there.

Answer to:
How do you choose your friends? (Or do they choose you?) It's mutual. How else could it be.

Answer to:
Christian/Catholic door knockers come around about every 2 months. I say "Not today thank you" or "We are not religious - Sorry" but they keep coming! They try to give me flyers on God. How to keep them away? A sign saying: "Atheist Household - Beware!"? Put up a life size crucifix replica on your front lawn. For good measure add a sign "Crucifying missionaries since 12 B.C."

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Why are we always looking for answers For the points, man, always for the points.

Answer to:
Have you ever had an air of Tom Cruise about you? I'm small enough, but too poor to afford Scientology.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you balance yourself on your own head? No, I'm still practicing balancing my head on my myself. My coach says I'm not ready for the advanced class yet.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Did you notice the way how your hair looks in the mirror (e.g., if it's swept to the right), appears exactly the opposite to people who see you and how it looks in photographs? So a mirrored image is not how it looks in reality? Symmetry spares me such revelations.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do children skip? I have only tried stones so far. Do you mean I can throw children too?!

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
I think that I am skinny but my bmi tells me that i am overweight, should I go with my thoughts or get to a healthy weight? Whichever you think it is explain why please. BMIs are overimplified nonsense anyway. Not everyone is built the same, so go with whatever you feel good with.

Answer to:
When you see a Baby on Board placard, do you drive any differently around that car? Only if my car is fresh out of the car wash. Those little bastards can cause stains within a 20 feet radius even through glass.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What does Insert Storage Media at Save Destination mean? It means someone didn't pay enough money to the translator from Japanese to English.

Answer to:
What advertising message would you print on every sheet of a toilet roll? Porn obviously!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Did the crisp toilet paper with "Now wash your hands please" printed on every sheet piss you off too? Technically that means the paper recommended not touching it without thorough afterwards cleaning even BEFORE it was used. That gives me ideas about their production and recycling process which I don't want to explore in detail.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Where can I get a degree in Janitorial Studies? International Janitor Academy. You have to bring your own broom. But at least the reading list will be very short.

Answer to:
I'm going to spend all my savings today, do you think this is a good idea? explain your answer... (humour welcome) As I told you when you signed the contract I think it's a wonderful idea that you are buying Alpha Centauri. I promise you will not regret it as long as you live.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever had a questioned banned? I just did. My question essentially asked if you have ever been banned from this site and this site found if offensive...So what, we live in a communist country now? Is this how this site works? And you ask this in "Horror Books" why???

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked? Shell shocked.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If it's called easy listening,then why is it so hard to listen to. Cynicism!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is sex with poodles always wrong? Certainly not for a poodle lady.

Answer to:
Why did God create human beings? Ok ok, I know it was a big mistake, now please get over it already. I promise I won't do it again.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Which Dolly Parton movie do you think was best? How can you ask this?! Isn't this offensive? Can I flag it? :)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do i deal with a extremely stubborn boyfriend? Break him and build him back up as you wish him to be. CIA psychologists might give you ideas how to accomplish this exactly.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you know someone who ALWAYS talks to themselves and won't stop just because you're around? No but it sure sounds fun! Where can I get tickets?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you make time to read books for pleasure? Somehow I don't manage. Only very few books and only during holidays. Audiobooks work better, but just aren't the same.

Answer to:
Does a guy that doesnt have feelings for me anymore, have a right to know I am pregnant with his child? Yes. No buts here.

Answer to:
Are you the black sheep or the family favorite? (this includes the whole family relatives and all) No bestiality in my family.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever had a secret lover? Maybe, he was so secret, not even I knew about it.

Answer to:
Is there one thing you really cared for, but not anymore? Many. But I care so little for them that I can't even recall what they are.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I want to talk to my boyfriend about his sudden change in behavior with me. ever since i've brought it up, he's been avoiding me. i want to break it off now, and he won't answer my calls or see me. can i just leave a voicemail... i can't reach him at all! Like in this Seinfeld episode, where George wants to avoid the breakup

Answer to:
How long has it been since you've gone a whole day without getting on your computer? Far far too long. It earns the bread though.

Answer to:
Have you ever had sex in front of other people? Do pictures of people count?

Answer to:
Are you an easy lay? Easy lay? ... I'm lazy.

Answer to:
What size do you prefer your meatballs? I prefer my meat not to be in the form of balls to begin with!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you suffer from NoMoPhobia? If anything I suffer from MoPhobia.

Answer to:
Is it true that everyone here is mostly male? Most people around here are fully male or female. Only very few are only mostly male.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
When you log on to AB is there someone that you look for? It depends. If I'm here for a target I have to find it before finishing the job. ;)

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
How many Jehovah's Wittnesses are there worldwide? Well, let me see ... this many knock on my door every month ... assuming no duplicates and a distribution of .... and extrapolating that .... wowww, way WAY too many!!!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does anyone need a hug right now? Why? That bear over there.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Would you give your life to save another even though you knew ahead of time that no one else would find out? The saved one would know.

Answer to:
Do you think that the first and middle name "Audrey Nicole" is pretty? Audrey?! Reminds me of Little Shop of Horrors, so no.

Answer to:
Do you talk to strangers? Right now!

Answer to:
Can you tell what mood you're in by how you answer questions on AB? Without my explicit doing, yes, probably.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you really loved your job and didn't need the money, would you work for free? Yes, but probably not as much as now.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the most profound thing you have read on answerbag? Do not EVER put those two words that close to one another! Worlds will collide! Universes will cease to exist! Apocalypse is imminent...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you are going to have arranged marriage how will you identify a best partner in 30 min meeting? Bring a lawyer and an accountant.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How many beans make five? I've been so busy with counting nuts recently, I lost track of beans.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Ever felt like someone stuck a corkscrew through your heart? My heart has been bottled carefully and is not to be opened until it's matured and ready for consumption by a gourmet.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What kind of housekeeper are you? Hey, I was given the house and I keep it. That's all there is to it. Now please mind your own business.

Answer to:
What do you do when the electricity goes out at work? Shut up shop and go home, or wait it out until it comes back on? Very unlikely to happen.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is there anyone that thinks "sex" has gone overboard in our country? I'd be more concerned if it ceased.

Answer to:
What is the great asset - education or money? Why? Education. If it's not an entirely useless one to society, it will make money for you.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Anyone need a word of encouragement or hope Why, are you selling? How much is it?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the decoration on your finger nails? Spikes!

Answer to:
IPod, its a hype or reality of innovation? Have you seen what other MP3 players looked and behaved like when the iPod came out?!

Answer to:
Are you a dare devil? I am THE Daredevil. And I fear I now have to kill you all for finding out about my identity.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever liked an anime and then hated the end of it? No. So far I hated them all right from the start.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What did you ask God, and still waiting? Oh THAT is the melody I can't get out of my head. I thought it was just a catchy tune. Though I did get suspicious with the frequent "please hold the line" interruptions.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who are your favorite and least favorite people in Harry Potter books? Favourite not a single one. They are all one-dimensional and not worth caring for.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do I know that answerbag has truly thousands of members & not just 1 homely nerd,living in his mom basement pretending to be different people? Dammit, you got me. Time for a new hobby.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Are you parrt of the cure or are you part of the disease? I'm the doctor who started the disease, is now selling the cure, and generally busy cashing in all the cheques.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are there so many idiots in this world? Somebody's got to do all the work.

Answer to:
Can you name one thing that each person could change about themselves that would lead to world peace? Being alive.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you ever feel like the world is run by a bunch of "Damn Dirty Apes!"? Yes, but they started wearing suits now.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I've lost my mind, any ideas where I can find it again? Sorry about that, it knocked earlier, asking if it could go out play with mine. I said it's ok if they don't go too far and are back for supper. But you know how it is. I'll send it home as soon as it's back in.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I just got through watching the Maury Show,and this women has tested about 15 men to find the father of her child. What do you think about this? I think it's time to invest in the institutes doing those tests.

Answer to:
Is there a need for you? None whatsoever. But I'll still not simply go away.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
When will Paris Hilton finally go away,and disappear from the spotlight? Oh you! Why did you do that?! She is cursed and will dissolve when no-one says or writes her name for a month. We almost had managed and then you come along and ask this question. It's all gonna start again now.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is Spam offensive? Only to vegetarians.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a controversial character (in your family, workplace, school)? No, the word you want to use is "shady", not "controversial" ;)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is being in the 45th percentile on a test good or bad? Sucks. And in most (important) tests means not passed.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the diffrence between The SUN and GOD One is a deity, the other a tabloid paper. And The Sun would print pictures even of God if it could get them.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
How much is six hundred british pounds to dollar? 1720 Brunei Dollar

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your unique contribution to the universe? I'm the hard searched for dark matter.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is the most relaxing sound in nature? Water in all forms

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What 5 "self help" or inspirational books would you recommend to a friend? To a *friend* I would not recommend ANY.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How many stars at night can the human eye see Wouldn't that depend on the location of the observer.

Answer to:
What comes to your mind when I say "Home"? Well, home.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you your own worst enemy? Yes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your highest rated question? Mine is "What have you never seen, but would like to?" 93 points for "Now that AB will officially change to a paid service model, will you pay the $4.95 a month and stay, or leave?" http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/677492

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I gave you a racehorse, what would you name it? Jolly Rogers - and give it an eye patch

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Freak accident of nature.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Please may we have a tickbox on the homepage "Ignore US Election Questions" Please. Please please please please. Pretty pleeeeaaaaaaassssseeee.

Answer to:
Give me a good joke please. "Clever you" ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How can u tell if a guy if a guy is abusive vs. quick temper vs. he has a long threshold and u just happened to cross that line of his? Usually by the frequency of those "crossing the line" events and the severity of the reaction.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does anyone know anything that can relive back pain? Why would you want to relive it.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How would you rate your own looks on a scale from 1-10? A single dimension is not nearly enough to rate me correctly.

Answer to:
Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "Are you crazy!?" Time for a new identity! AGAIN!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does anyone believe in ghosts? No.

Answer to:
Do you often walk into a shop for 1-2 items, but you come out with a shopping load of things? As long as you paid for those things.... ;)

Answer to:
What does (the color) orange smell like? I don't know. I'm not synesthesic.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is your ideal breakfast? An empty plate.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What makes some people have a detached personality? Mental scissors

Answer to:
Do you generally buy things 'cos you want them? need them? or a bit of both? Some so, some so. Most a bit of both.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever taken a picture that you don't like to look at? So many!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Reach out for the nearest thing to your face and lick it. Taste good? Licking my face? Ok. Tasted like face.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Name one person who has complimented you on your smile? *smiles* ... now there's fishing for compliments for you!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the last movie you saw and would you watch it again? "Fido". And no. It is clever and well made and all, it just wasn't truly entertaining.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would somebody be so kind as to come round and switch my computer off - im meant to be decorating? You wouldn't like the way I switch it off ... *getting sledge hammer*

Answer to:
Do you keep your peanut butter in the refrigerator? No. Too many incidents with elephant footprints in the fridge...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How many ppl do not eat breakfast? 42? Who knows. I for one.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you give me a sample of a program of C Language? main() {}

Answer to:
Is computer programming creative? or is it a just an analytical type process? Creative as well as analytical. Good programming is a work of art.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Can I steal, kill people I don't like, gamble, and still go to heaven as long as I believe in Jesus? I mean as long as he died for my sins I might as well take advantage of it... It's amazing how many people care so much about hell. I don't believe in god or hell, but either way I'd fear the worldly judgement of those actions. Those don't wait until after you're dead to let you pay.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
International research shows antisocial behaviour in young adults is genetic, and made worse by bad parenting. Indicators that an antisocial child may turn into a life-long violent criminal can be picked up in kindergarten, they say. What do you think? I say I would want to study that research paper before giving it any importance.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Post the best videos you have seen as your video answer! Frozen Grand Central Station

Answer to:
I need a song that deals with some type of a topic, it can be political or something about life, bullying, hate, suicide, loss, sadness etc. Just not a love song. Anyone have any good songs? Blink 182 "Adam's Song" I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest who'd have known I traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't think enough I'm too depressed, to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone I never conquered, rarely came ...

Answer to:
When did you last eat ice cream? What kind did you have? I never eat mine in quotes. It has to be good enough to be Ice cream and not "Ice cream".

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Whats the worst thing that could happen to you at the train station? The train might actually arrive!

Answer to:
I am losing my faith in all humanity, can anyone reassure me that people are great? Nope. You are discovering the sad truth.

| 7 people like this

Answer to:
Will you go to Hell for stealing a Bible? There is no hell, but the worldly law enforcement might want to have a say here.

| 6 people like this

Answer to:
Can you give me some ideas of some unique, pretty names for a baby girl? Some name you don't hear everyday... Nairobi

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would anyone care to join me in congratulating Freddy and Pokki Tokki for being all round good eggs? Thanks Spaceball, and back at ya (and the rest of the Spaceball clan)! :)

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Can you come up w/any totally useless product (Example; Nuclear hand granedes, Pocket Wasp & Hornet teaser ) An inflatable globe, scale 1:1.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you come up w/any totally useless product (Example; Nuclear hand granedes, Pocket Wasp & Hornet teaser ) Invisible Ink

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
My boyfriend and I have not been "connecting" sexually lately, like we used to. What can we do to change this? Each of you one step forward. There, that looks more like a connection.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you think ANSWERBAG should have a spelling check botton? why? No. That's a job for the browser and operating system. Good ones do that.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
As an uncircumcised young kid, did you ever wonder how circumcised kids masturbated without a foreskin to play with? I didn't even know some were circumcised then. So "no".

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Why didn't the actor who played John Boy Walton have that darned mole removed? He had to be able to afford it! It was the 70s. People even painted ON "beauty" spots.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Moustachioed ladies, why not just shave it off? "A lady does not have a moustache."

Answer to:
My doorbell is ringing all by itself at 12:07 a.m. Nobody there. What is this? Please help Obviously a very punctual ghost.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What was the purpose of Stonehenge? A huge scam. It was a longterm investment. It was planned from the start to be fenced in and make people pay for it thousands of years later.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is it weak to settle for friends who abuse you rather than go it alone? It can be tactics if you are aware of the fact and exploit it.

Answer to:
Which situations do street smarts beat book smarts? Mostly in the streets.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Is there somebody out there that has a handbook explaining men? The book exists, but the matter is too complex for women to understand so it was never published O:) ~prepares for the lynch mob to arrive~

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What film had a profound effect on you? The Green Mile. Not gonna watch that one a second time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which era (music) do you prefer? Why? 80s. Why? Because I'm hopeless!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If AB'er posts both this question http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2691504 and this question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/679208/?page=2&, does it make you wonder if oddball question comes from staff? Does it make you wonder what AB is all about? Oh it's a Spaceball! They are just fun questions. Don't take them seriously and play along. It's all a game here anyway.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If AB'er posts both this question http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2691504 and this question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/679208/?page=2&, does it make you wonder if oddball question comes from staff? Does it make you wonder what AB is all about? So? Where are the links?

Answer to:
Do blondes really have more fun? Ignorance is bliss.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is it possible that the existence of nuclear weapons saves more lives than they take? Why or why not? Only if they remain unused and a mere deterrence.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Who are we to say that God is this or that, he or she, or what God's name is? We invented it. We name it.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
There has been massive trolling during these past few days. After seeing the aftermath, do you think that it's necessary to step up and to take action, or should other methods be approached and considered? Really? Oh shucks, why does no-one ever tell me when there's a party!

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
We must learn to love ourselves, so say all Personal Development gurus. Does this mean we need to masturbate a lot, too? And how much is "enough"? They don't show that on stage though, do they? I just hope George Michael is not going to enter that line of work at some point.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Homosexuals have been designated an area in a Copenhagen cemetery. Do you think this is wise? Could it be just an opportunity for gay-haters to desecrate the graves? How do they handle bisexuals? Half here half there?

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
How to solve the following: 3-2*e^(-2x)=e^(2x) in order to x? That one is quite tricky. For what it's worth, I would go for this solution, although I haven't checked if I lost other valid solutions along the way: 3 - 2*e^(-2x) = e^(2x) substitute: e^(2x) = y 3 - 2/y = y y^2 - 3y = -2 now add a constant on both sides so we can apply (a - b)^2 = a^2-2ab+b^2: y^2 - 3y + 9/4 = -2 + 9/4 y^2 - 3y + 9/4 = 1/4 (y - 3/2)^2 = 1/4 y -...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Please would you link to an answer to any other question where you learnt something significant or useful or just plain interesting or funny here? No.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Does AB get even slower in summer? Can it?????

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do Christians believe it is okay to get a tattoo? If piercings through the wrists were ok for him, tatoos are bound to be fine too.

Answer to:
Just how bad is AB going to get as the US presidential lottery gets nearer? Seriously, can it get any worse?!?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which is your favourite Monty Python sketch? LOOK! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How to enlarge my pennis Why would you want a larger pennis to begin with. Who the heck knows what IT is good for.

Answer to:
Would Jesus have been a Democrat or a Republican, if he had to choose? Explain your answer. The American Jesus huh?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
I haven't made any special rank recently. Everyone else is getting congratulated for making ranks. So how about a non-achiever? Congratulations Freddy to taking a stand on the unimportance of points. Underachievers of AB unite! I want to close with a quote from our brilliant "Born Again Spaceball": HALLELUJAH!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is the smell of failure? This

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Will the last Answerbagger to leave the site please turn off the lights? *click*

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
I just followed the "Buy a T Shirt" link for an AB shirt. I can't see how to buy one! How do you find it? How do you buy it? You don't. But you've been registered in a "special" user database now - pending further examination.

Answer to:
Is there a particular passage in the bible (include the apocrypha of you wish), or another religious book of the same standing that you would like to share with us? You really are into fiction, aren't you.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you look through your eyes or do you see with them? Eyes are special. *You* see with them, others look through them into your soul.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are blind dates ever sucessful? Yes, there are a few known cases where the participants actually managed to meet without being able to see.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is there a "value to go" in points that makes even those who say "points do not matter" try to get to the next level? If so, what's yours? Once it goes below the 100 points threshold I want to get it over with and reach the next level. Gosh it used to be 10 in lower levels!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How do you spot a serious question in the humour here? Aren't they a myth? I think they belong in the same bag with Bigfoot and the Yeti.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Proctology: A good day at the orifice? Seems like most of the orifices answering don't see the humour about this question. I love it! Great pun!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
AB Admins: Do you get perfectly clear questions rejected with an imbecilic "please clarify your question" email? Do you want to do them physical violence at that point? Yes absolutely! More so for perfectly good flags. And even more so for questions that defnitely ARE duplicates, while at the same time THEY consider two other questions duplicate just because both contained the word "google". Decapitation feels appropritate in that case - not much would be lost that way.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
What things are good for the soul? Hell fires I hear.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever considered deep-throating someone's nose? No. That would have to be a nose of Cyrano'ian proportions.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Talk on the phone till the cows come home or don't answer it? Only answer if I have to. Oddly the phone is the only servant we allow to ring for us.

Answer to:
Whats the first thing you think of when i say side effects? Collateral Damage

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What would jesus drive? Drive?? With those magical feet....?!

Answer to:
Do you think we are all fake? Personally I'm made of wax.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I had a magic toilet and you could flush anything your heart desires down it..What would be the first thing you'd flush? "Out of my way, coming through....!"

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What runs in ur mind when u look into a mirror In my mind nothing, but shudders down my spine.

Answer to:
Do you think the people that work in book stores are smug jerks that judge you by the books you read? I really hate them, thats why I shop online. If they can stock it and pitch it, they can't be much better than me reading it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Atheisits- Since you dont believe in god how/ why do you think we are here? Didn't you get the memo? We aren't here. It's just a big scam.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What do you usually do when you are doing nothing? I'm here, how many hints do you need...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Is it true that being a gigolo is criminal? No.

Answer to:
I don't believe in following my heart all the time. Am I wrong? I'm a strong believer in body integrity, so I try to keep mine close to me at all times.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you been to Disney on ice? I'll have my Disney pure and my drinks on the rocks.

Answer to:
Do you know how big is the earth's moon? *holds up fingers* This small.

Answer to:
You can shove the 'balance of nature' theory I'm jumping into the TV to save them! And the balance of nature will make sure there is an adequate number of TVs for the number of viewers. My bet: your TV will win this particular one.

Answer to:
What is google to you? The internet become usable.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the most controversial question you could ever ask here on AB but you don't? No idea. If I'd know it there would be nothing to keep me from asking.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Has anyone ever called you lazy? I do it all the time.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
When you get a "-2" from a big bad newbie, how slapped do you feel? I think "midget rebellion" and stomp my foot casually.

| 9 people like this

Answer to:
How did you fell when you got up to day? I fell softly. Right onto the carpet.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If participating in AB is mental masturbation, does the process ever reach orgasm? Level 100? And you probably wonder if it's been worth the effort.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I now know that spring is here,i have just seen my first Ladybird in my garden... what do you associate spring with? Dead snowflakes.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Hi...I new to AB Selling verbs! Very cheap, all sorts and colours. Anyone want to buy a verb? Verbs! Selling Verbs! .....

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Who would win a whiskey drinking contest, Willie Nelson or Keith Richards? Unrealistitc. As if anyone could actually supply enough whiskey to do such a contest.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "happy hour?" Wild exaggeration of your sexual stamina.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
A Leo woman and an Aquarius Man? Does it work? What is this? Fantasy? Or genetics run wild?

Answer to:
What punishment would you give to a traitor? Stab in the back seems appropriate and so ironic.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
#1 tells the world that he/she loves you so much, but you don't feel like he/she loves you. #2 doesn't tell the world he/she loves you, but when he's/she's around you, there's no doubt in your mind that he/she loves you. Which one do you prefer and why? #2 Who gives a shit about the world!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What’s the stupidest / funniest way that a friend or family member has ever accidentally injured you (or vice versa)? Injuries are not funny. People get hurt and this is no subject to make fun of etc etc yada yada bla bla... Someone had to post it for completeness, you see.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you think winning the lottery would make you happier? Nope, but give me the power to make others miserable, too.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Do you ever think spiders scare people just for the fun of it? I mean it's gotta be great making something many times your own size shriek and run away.... A terminal error on their part, too.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If nobody complained, would the world be a nicer place? why or why not? Certainly. All cemetaries are nice and peaceful. You would have to kill everybody to achieve that though.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
If you good be any super hero who would it be and why? Bicycle Repair Man.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you kill yourself with lemon juice? Squirt it down your windpipe.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Where will you be going on vocation at this summer? I've never been on vocation, so have no plans to go.

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Is 10 a big number? In what number system.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Are there AI computers such as the HAL 9000? IF yes what are they used for and who has them? Yes, they feature in *other* science fiction movies and books.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does the amount of time it takes to finish a degree really make much of a difference? At this rate I may not even have a Bachelor's until I'm 26. It depends on so many things. If you are absolutely top at what you are doing you will get a job any time, and no-one will ask when you finished. Also there are cycles in the job market. If you hit a time of demand in your field you will be hired quickly. If you finish at the time of no demand it will be considerably harder.

Answer to:
Mechanics: Is it true that the more spanners you have the smaller your penis is? I have no spanners - but I always imagined "infinitely big" to be so much more impressive...

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Which country would you nuke? Why? Iran. - Joking! Even if no-one remembers ;)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Of what are you 100% sure? No doubts at all..... I'm 100% sure that nothing is 100% sure.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Seriously how can the Air Force really "accidently" ship missile chips to Taiwan? The miracles of bureaucracy.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What would be awesome printed on a pair of boxers? Warning: Contents appears larger than it really is.

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
You have one hand in your pocket and the other one is ______? Oh shit, I thought no-one would see!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is the worst thing you can ask in an email? "Wanna buy viagra?" ...followed closely by: "Can you help me transfer x million dollars to your bank account while keeping 20% to yourself?"

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
It's been said that singing can add 15 years to your life. Are you going to sing your heart out now? I can well imagine it does. It would suck the 15 years worth of life energy right out of those who have to listen to that performance.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Wutt's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Gilbert Gottfried? One particular "Married with Children" episode.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you consider your birthday a personal holiday? Meaning....do you look forward to it, take the day off, etc? A personal holiday, yes. Joyful as mourning the dead.

Answer to:
Which was your favorite Dwarf in Snow White? Not a single one of the little bastards. Can't trust any of 'em.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you list some baby girl names that you consider "beautiful"? Baby girl names?! Do you mean to rename the child when it grows up....?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever paid for a one night stand? why? No, and it's called prostitution then, not one night stand.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Have you ever got given something, pretended you liked it then as soon as the person who gave it to you left, sold it or threw it away? I'd love to, but my damn conscience makes me keep the crap for a year at least.

Answer to:
What is your lucky number, and how do you use it? 54.454366 That's why I never win the lottery or at the roulette table.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What color was Mary Madlines hair and what did she look like? Blonde. You gotta be blonde to believe an angel impregnated you. (Disclaimer: I'm aware not all blondes are stupid, but for the sake of argument let's just assume it this once.)

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Can you answer this question with a question? The real question is can you answer a question that has been answered with a question with a question?

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why do certain people invent problems that don't even exist? Some of us are multi-level worriers, and need to keep the pipelines full.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How would you rate your self esteem? I wouldn't. I'm depressed enough already.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
There are clearly many highly intelligent people that answer/ask questions on this site. How many professors or teachers do we have here? And you assume a correlation between the two groups?!

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
I found a pill in my sons, friend's coat pocket when i washed it for him. It is a green pill that is "foot ball" shaped, and has the number 93 on one side and 33 on the other side, and the size of a loritab. And we have a winner in the "best story" contest for people who got pills in most odd and almost certainly illegal ways.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do Christians and Jews do what Angels tell them to? And how do they know the guy saying "I'm an Angel" really is one? Assuming Angels exist, of course! Party wings may be rented! Actually they don't. Not even Mary did. The thing simply is that the same excuse for a pregnancy that ought not be doesn't work twice. Especially not if its first use was so widely published.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Have you ever urinated on the toilet paper in public restrooms so that noone else can use it? Sometimes a question *does* tell more about the asker than any answer could...

| 4 people like this

Answer to:
Those impromptu roadside shrines that pop up when someone had a fatal accident: What are your thoughts? "Oh no, another dork didn't manage to keep on track. Can't take long until we get more frequent speed traps here now."

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
We all 'have a novel in us'. What is yours about? We do? That's where my indigestion comes from. No wonder!

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What, precisely, in your own words, is 'blasphemy'? An offense invented by religions and churches to give them the worldly right to punish those who act against what they deem "will of god". So basically: a big cheat to keep and extend their power.

Answer to:
If you could create a new cheese, what color would it be? What kind of milk would you use? What would you call it? It would be white, liquid, and made of *fresh* milk. I can't stand that rotten milk called cheese.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Where are all the AB'ers on the weekends? Back in their asylums, locked away safely.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
If we had a democrat as President for the last 8 years how would the US be different? Finally someone speaks out that Bush is not a democrat :)

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Under what circumstances would you run non-stop for twenty miles? Low gravity. I'd never be able to do 20 miles running on earth!

| 5 people like this

Answer to:
Are you, you? I used to be me, but I got tired of it. Now I'm him.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Opinions are like armpits.......everyone has them and some of them stink. What do you think? :) Right on. Except that everyone has at most *two* stinky armpits but.....

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
How well do you think you could get to know someone by simply reading their questions and answers? Not well at all. For that you'd have to know they are serious about each one and not acting.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What is your favorite saying? "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." (Oscar Wilde)

Answer to:
If you could go to the moon, would you? Why or why not? "Have spacesuit, will travel." - Where's my ticket?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
What do you say to a rude sales person? In that case I talk with my feet and walk out.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Does anyone know of some tips and tricks to getting a worn out dollar to feed thru and be accepted by a vending machine? The little travel iron that you of course have always with you will come in handy here.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why did God create man? A really bad day at the office...

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What words and phrases do you think of when you hear the word 'engage'? Star Trek TNG.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What can I do for someone with empty nest syndrome? Impregnate her?

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Apart from a car license, do you have a license for anything else? I'm a double zero agent, I have the license to kill.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you find it insulting when you ask a question and the only answer you get is..."use common sense"? No. It's almost always better to not get into details on what such people wrongly consider to *be* "common sense".

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
I would like to live inside the head of my political polar opposite for one day in order to understand the thought processes which yield the beliefs/positions he/she espouses. Would you like to do the same thing so we can be kinder to one another? No, I don't like large empty spaces with echos.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What is the point in starting a conversation if you don't even know what to talk about? Would somebody please tell me? No point at all. Smalltalk drains life energy. Silence is golden.

| 3 people like this

Answer to:
Would you rather be a fashion model or fashion designer? Neither. Fashion bores me to death.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you look back at High School and/or College longingly and relive the glories....or are you very glad they are over and done with and you don't have to walk that path again? I'm glad it's over. BUT I'd like to have another go if I can keep what I know today. It would be very different and big fun.

Answer to:
How long does the process of reincarnation take? Since I haven't met anyone I knew yet, more than one lifetime.

Answer to:
Are you happy at the moment? No

Answer to:
Electric blanket, hot water bottle or cool sheets which do you prefer and why? Never electric blanket. Hot water bottle when it's very cold or I feel sick.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What do Senior Citizens in your area usually do to occupy their time? How would I know, we lock them up safely.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Would having a million dollars solve most of your problems? Not all the money in the world could. It would make some things a bit more convenient however, so I take the million.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If I knocked on your door and asked to use the toilet, would you let me? Not a chance. I've seen "A Clockwork Orange".

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
As a kid, where/what were some of your favorite play areas? The forests around.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would you put on a biilboard sign, It could be anything you wanted to say or show? Would have to be an electronic sign. Then I'd run the transcript of Orson Welles' "War of the Worlds" as newsflashes and watch people freak out.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I've been having this strange feeling lately. I feel like I'm really big, like a giant, and everything around me is all small. It usually happens when I walk into a dark room at night and all I can see is my LED clock. Has this ever happened to you? Just get a bigger clock to compensate.

Answer to:
In what case is bigger not better? Cockroaches

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
If you were a rock where would you be and why? I'd be a rock in a cliff. Near a harbour to watch the ships coming and going. English coast perhaps.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Its snowing outside!! But its not settling, dont you hate when that happens!! Very much so!

Answer to:
Do you think you could handle the pressure of fame? If I was the kind of person to become famous to begin with, I think I could deal with it.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
I was just in the kitchen and it's late at night and the light was on i turned around and saw my shadow i jumped like a foot and dropped the plate i was holding has this ever happened to you? Nope. But I told my shadow very early on and unmistakeably that I won't have such behaviour behind my back.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you wish some days you could stay in bed longer before going to work? Define "some"...

Answer to:
"I could never hate you." Is there anyone in your life that you can apply this statement to? If so, who and why? No-one, I don't want to cut my options.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Why are some people considered "popular" and others not? What are the characteristics of "popular"? It can't be generally said. To use a picture: different flies like different shit :)

Answer to:
I'm going to cook you a meal from scratch today. What would you like? Sorry I'm allergic to scratch.

Answer to:
Is a good AB question like an investment, it just keeps growing points? Wow, yours just doubled value!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Is there something ingrained in the brains of small children that causes them to pick their nose and eat it? They call it curiousity and sense of exploration.

Answer to:
What does your neighbor have that you borrow from time to time? All my things that they never brought back! Kidding :)

Answer to:
What is your favorite day of the week and why? Friday: The end is near.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Are you a pack rat? No, but a rat pack.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Who in your opinion is the stupidest person in the world? I'd like to say a name, but being the realist I am, I'm certain I haven't seen the bottom yet.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you live rich without being rich? For a while ... until the credit cards glow to be precise.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What would be the first thing that you would do if all of a sudden 5 ninjas with knives came into the room you are in right now? Wave my magic wand and shrink them to ant size, as this is obviously another one of my dreams.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
How would you complete this sentence?"All good things in life are....?" ...currently out of stock.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Can you honestly say that you are beautiful? Nope, and I couldn't lie about it either.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Tell the truth, how often do you play air guitar? Never. I'm musically untalented with and without air.

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
What month of the year is the cruelest in your opinion? January, it always makes me one year older.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the words "Happy Birthday?" UGH!

| 1 person likes this

Answer to:
Do you go through phases with people or not? From solid to liquid and back.

| 2 people like this

Answer to:
Do you believe many people use God and religion as an excuse to not take responsibility for their own lives? Yes.

| 1 person likes this