Answerbag: Parsec13's answers

Answer to Do we construct reality or discover it?

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:24:34 -0800

Do we construct reality or discover it?

it is an exceedingly long lasting revelation

Answer to Do I get a prize when I get to level 50? or at least cake?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:03:17 -0700

Do I get a prize when I get to level 50? or at least cake?

i have no idea if answer bag honors new level 50 members or if they do, what they bestow on you...however, if and when you make level 50 i would be happy to give you 1000's of virtual points

Answer to Exactly, how old is the earth?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:56:00 -0700

Exactly, how old is the earth?

it kinda depends on what you would call earth...did it start as the gases to form the planet began to coalesce or did it become earth when it was condensed enough to form solids?

Answer to What is combustion?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:53:30 -0700

What is combustion?

it is the reaction that occurs when you have a fuel source, heat to create vapors from the fuel source and an ignition source to cause the vapors to react, one more thing, the mixture of fuel and catalyst(oxygen)must be in the right proportions to combust and/or burn some things will burn...

Answer to Have you ever dreamed that you were something other than a human being? If so, what were you?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:43:44 -0700

Have you ever dreamed that you were something other than a human being? If so, what were you?

Something imaginary. Not like something known. More like an alien visiting earth.

Answer to Did your parents/family give you enough attention/affection when you were growing up?

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:47:12 -0700

Did your parents/family give you enough attention/affection when you were growing up?

the family i lived in was a dichotomy in that respect, my dad was not a touching, feeling person and my mom was sort of doting...i believe the affection you receive or the attention you receive goes a long way in the process of socialization

Answer to Does Aloe Vera gel go bad? Does it need to be refrigerated?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:43:41 -0800

Does Aloe Vera gel go bad? Does it need to be refrigerated?

Never has on me and I don't like to refrigerate cause it makes my toast cold.

Answer to Does anyone find a woman more attractive if she is large?

Mon, 26 May 2008 07:58:44 -0700

Does anyone find a woman more attractive if she is large?

A lot can be said in defense of larger playgrounds. Obeisity is one thing but a large boned big woman is...whooo!!! an entirely different thing!!!

Answer to Is being gay a sin?

Mon, 26 May 2008 07:55:09 -0700

Is being gay a sin?

Only if you believe it is.

Answer to Everyone is getting older every minute, but why do many people hate or fear getting old?

Mon, 26 May 2008 07:53:59 -0700

Everyone is getting older every minute, but why do many people hate or fear getting old?

If you have accepted the inevibility of death and decay I don't think getting old is a problem. Wisdom comes with age and getting older should lead to further enlightenment that is not possible in youth lacking the experience that can only come with age. There are many other advanatges too,...

Answer to If a guy is simply happy drunk in a bar and walks over to another guy who is a complete stranger and kisses him on the cheek, then the stranger punches him in the face for doing so ..Would this be an indication that the stranger has homophobic tendencies?

Mon, 26 May 2008 07:46:32 -0700

If a guy is simply happy drunk in a bar and walks over to another guy who is a complete stranger and kisses him on the cheek, then the stranger punches him in the face for doing so ..Would this be an indication that the stranger has homophobic tendencies?

It could mean that, but I wonder if the puncher may have been trying an empahtic way to communicate non-verbally. I think it's more likely that the guy who did the punching has poor communications skills.

Answer to CRAZY FUN!!!!!: I will give anyone that posts a picture of a can or box of soup points. Positroll if you have a picture of the soup on your head. Heck, any picture of food that you like and take the picture of will get points! Ready for fun?

Sat, 24 May 2008 06:28:32 -0700

CRAZY FUN!!!!!: I will give anyone that posts a picture of a can or box of soup points. Positroll if you have a picture of the soup on your head. Heck, any picture of food that you like and take the picture of will get points! Ready for fun?

oh yeah, i forgot about bread and butter

Answer to WASHINGTON (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when she said she landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Does this ruin her credibility in your eyes or is it "just embellishment?"

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:33:30 -0700

Answer to Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:23:31 -0700

Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)?

hug

Answer to What are you not telling me when you don't look me in the eyes?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:22:25 -0700

What are you not telling me when you don't look me in the eyes?

im not really interested

Answer to Do bats always turn left when exiting a cave?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:19:37 -0700

Do bats always turn left when exiting a cave?

it really depends on which lane they're in and the amount of traffic

Answer to If you could have another life what would it be?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:18:21 -0700

If you could have another life what would it be?

i'd like to be a pair of women's underwear

Answer to How "old" is mid40s?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:17:11 -0700

How "old" is mid40s?

well, it's 2008 now and the mid 40's were about 63 years ago, probably about 63...give or take a couple of years

Answer to CRAZY FUN!!!!!: I will give anyone that posts a picture of a can or box of soup points. Positroll if you have a picture of the soup on your head. Heck, any picture of food that you like and take the picture of will get points! Ready for fun?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:14:00 -0700

Answer to CRAZY FUN!!!!!: I will give anyone that posts a picture of a can or box of soup points. Positroll if you have a picture of the soup on your head. Heck, any picture of food that you like and take the picture of will get points! Ready for fun?

Sat, 24 May 2008 05:11:26 -0700

Answer to What is the most random, pointless fact you know?

Sat, 24 May 2008 04:56:28 -0700

What is the most random, pointless fact you know?

collecting bird droppings is a waste of time

Answer to Should you vacc ur kitten

Sat, 24 May 2008 04:54:33 -0700

Should you vacc ur kitten

only if they really like it, but there is a risk they'll become an attachment; i had a cat once that thought vacuuming the dog would be fun

Answer to Should all diet pills be banned?

Sat, 24 May 2008 04:52:20 -0700

Should all diet pills be banned?

ask amphetamine annie, she'll know they will be produced as long as it is profitable

Answer to Can anyone enjoy weekend with just $10 in hand.......... I need your suggestions

Sat, 24 May 2008 04:49:23 -0700

Can anyone enjoy weekend with just $10 in hand.......... I need your suggestions

buy a hundred pound bag of navy beans and count 'em

Answer to If you were forever stuck on a deserted island and you had a choice between having any food you wanted only to get fat or to learn to live with what the island provides as nutrition what would you choose?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:38:11 -0700

If you were forever stuck on a deserted island and you had a choice between having any food you wanted only to get fat or to learn to live with what the island provides as nutrition what would you choose?

i would choose nutrient and vitamin enriched ice cream and broccoli cake

Answer to Have you ever seen something horribly beautiful?see my answer.?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:33:50 -0700

Have you ever seen something horribly beautiful?see my answer.?

i am completely fascinated by nuclear detonations, i keep photographs of them, they are magnificent and horrifying at the same time...i am not personally horrified but many others are...i have photos from within milliseconds of detonation to the aftermath... awesome killer whales flaying a...

Answer to If it doesn't need fixing, why do they try to fix it? Now we can't use it!

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:25:47 -0700

If it doesn't need fixing, why do they try to fix it? Now we can't use it!

im usually trying to improve something, im probably ahead of making stuff unusable, but i don't know if id bet on it

Answer to What have you used as a bookcase that is not a bookcase?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:23:19 -0700

What have you used as a bookcase that is not a bookcase?

bricks and boards, crates, tables, anything with a flat surface

Answer to Have you ever looked for, and found, a fossil?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:21:38 -0700

Have you ever looked for, and found, a fossil?

yes, often, try looking where there are shale deposits or in limestone, you'll find 'em

Answer to How many seas can you name? I don't mean lakes that call themselves seas, like Salton Sea and the Sea of Gallilee. I mean a sea... something less than an ocean that connects to oceans.

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:20:08 -0700

How many seas can you name? I don't mean lakes that call themselves seas, like Salton Sea and the Sea of Gallilee. I mean a sea... something less than an ocean that connects to oceans.

here are a few more Caspian, Aral, Baltic, Tasmanian, Adriatic and Black

Answer to Is there a song that when you hear it you can't help but make up words for it?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:13:26 -0700

Is there a song that when you hear it you can't help but make up words for it?

i like to hack them all up...usually seriously non-sensical lyrics

Answer to What is the worst addiction? (Drugs? Smoking? Alcohol? Binge eating? Gambling? Pornography?)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:12:03 -0700

What is the worst addiction? (Drugs? Smoking? Alcohol? Binge eating? Gambling? Pornography?)

i wonder what causes addiction...i have tried my share of 'things' and have found that i am able to quit them all...i think i may be some kind of substance abuser since ive been through about all of them but i have also quit them all...i currently smoke but have quit many times for up...

Answer to Have you ever egged a house with easter eggs, or ever thought about it?

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:06:40 -0700

Have you ever egged a house with easter eggs, or ever thought about it?

no, i don't like to throw food away...

Answer to What is the most dangerous question?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:44:08 -0700

What is the most dangerous question?

Do you love me?

Answer to Who are the great minds of our time?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:42:36 -0700

Who are the great minds of our time?

Marcel Marceau, Happy Jack Feder, Bill Irwin and the Blue Man Group.

Answer to What makes a civilization? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/civilization

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:36:28 -0700

What makes a civilization? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/civilization

Loyal, what is the implication here?

Answer to WASHINGTON (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when she said she landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Does this ruin her credibility in your eyes or is it "just embellishment?"

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:33:11 -0700

WASHINGTON (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when she said she landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Does this ruin her credibility in your eyes or is it "just embellishment?"

Im sure many of you have heard this one, 'How can you tell when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving'. This incident reminded me of the danger Chelsea was in during 9-11. Turns out she was miles away. If anyone believes any high ranking official in any corporation, business,...

Answer to Answerbag: So many questions, so little...?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:04:42 -0700

Answerbag: So many questions, so little...?

...rabbits are eating your garden? You need Hare Away.

Answer to Have you ever had something "to good to be true" really happen to you? Feel free to elaborate, I like happy stories!

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:02:09 -0700

Have you ever had something "to good to be true" really happen to you? Feel free to elaborate, I like happy stories!

In a county far, far away in a land called Ohio many years ago, late one evening...two of my friends and I were returning from Athens, Ohio to a rural destination northwest of Athens with a significant amount of a certain tobacco when our headlights quit working. We still had about 12 miles to...

Answer to Did you really think you could get away with it?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:16:13 -0700

Did you really think you could get away with it?

If I knew I was going to die next Tuesday or Wednesday I might try it.

Answer to We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese. But if it were made of barbecue ribs would you eat it then?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:14:43 -0700

We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese. But if it were made of barbecue ribs would you eat it then?

Are the ribs beef or pork? Actually I don't think it would matter to me, but I do like pork ribs better. I like the fat. Disgusting isn't it?

Answer to Since homosexuals demand special rights for their preference, shouldn't hetersexuals get the same thing? Wouldn't it be discrimination if all preferences didn't get equal rights?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:09:03 -0700

Since homosexuals demand special rights for their preference, shouldn't hetersexuals get the same thing? Wouldn't it be discrimination if all preferences didn't get equal rights?

Why should any group of people get special preference? The problem is not with the law, it is with the attitudes of people if your referring to discriminatory practices.

Answer to What does TMI mean to you?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:07:35 -0700

What does TMI mean to you?

funny, the first thing that came to my mind is Three Mile Island...not sure why, i am familiar with 'too much information' but that is not what came first to me

Answer to In the part of the country that you are living in, is it mostly warm or mostly cold, during the year? Or is it moderate most of the year?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:07:00 -0700

In the part of the country that you are living in, is it mostly warm or mostly cold, during the year? Or is it moderate most of the year?

I live in northern Indiana about 40 miles east of Chicago and consider this climate as moderate. Chicago has much harsher winter weather than we do. Has to do with the movement of weather around Lake Michigan.

Answer to Are you an only child, or the second or third born?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:05:02 -0700

Are you an only child, or the second or third born?

I was the fourth born but it seemed like i could have been an only child, my 3 brothers were from 9-12 years older than me and my sister was 5 years younger.

Answer to I can see why people hate the Chinese government, but why do people hate China/ Chinese people? With the Beijing 2008 Olympics coming up, I see a lot of China-bashing on AB

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:57:40 -0700

I can see why people hate the Chinese government, but why do people hate China/ Chinese people? With the Beijing 2008 Olympics coming up, I see a lot of China-bashing on AB

I cannot fathom why we should make any political issues out of the Olympic games. This is about the worst possible thing we can do if we ever hope to normalize relations with the Chinese government. I can understand why people might not appreciate the communist regime in China, however, if you...

Answer to Wutt's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Gilbert Gottfried?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:40:26 -0700

Wutt's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Gilbert Gottfried?

I am reminded of some of the dumb stuff I did as a kid...perhaps as an adult too.

Answer to How many songs can you think of that have a woman's name as the title?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:41:17 -0700

How many songs can you think of that have a woman's name as the title?

Eleanor Rigby, Ruby Tuesday, Good Golly Miss Molly, Black Betty, Corrina Corrina, Oh Susanna etc.

Answer to If you could create a new cheese, what color would it be? What kind of milk would you use? What would you call it?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:45:22 -0700

If you could create a new cheese, what color would it be? What kind of milk would you use? What would you call it?

green, id use yak milk and call it Tibetan Temptation or maybe Dali Lamience...

Answer to Who are the great minds of our time?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:41:17 -0700

Who are the great minds of our time?

i don't think so...i liked a lot of their music but i wouldn't consider Pete Townshend John Entwistle Keith Moon or Roger Daltry as great minds, they were pretty smart probably and did produce some pretty good music but not really what id consider a great mind...

Answer to Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:34:18 -0700

Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥

hugs...i don't normally hug strangers but what the heck, my mom said its okay if you know someone who knows the hugee

Answer to When you think easter, do you think egg hunts, Christ's resurrection, both or neither?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:32:23 -0700

When you think easter, do you think egg hunts, Christ's resurrection, both or neither?

i'd say both, but i also think about getting some Peeps in my easter basket

Answer to Do you use a Kleenex or a hankerchief?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:32:20 -0700

Do you use a Kleenex or a hankerchief?

actually i like to use my shirtsleeves...ill wear a longsleeve shirt and use the end nearest my wrist, when the ends get nasty i roll the sleeve up a little and when that gets nasty i roll the sleeve up a little more, if i run out of sleeves i just change shirts...

Answer to What are some theories as to why there are so few female serial killers?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:30:15 -0700

What are some theories as to why there are so few female serial killers?

it only seems that way, actually, women don't brag about their conquests like men do, that's why it seems there are more men, the women don't get caught...

Answer to Answer in just one word:What signifies/clearly distinguishes/forms a clear boundary between good and evil?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:27:08 -0700

Answer in just one word:What signifies/clearly distinguishes/forms a clear boundary between good and evil?

self

Answer to How about a big hand for MrShinyShoes? Our friend MrShinyShoes has just reached Sage! Congratulations on a job well done!

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:23:35 -0700

How about a big hand for MrShinyShoes? Our friend MrShinyShoes has just reached Sage! Congratulations on a job well done!

hey MrShinyShoes just jump in the air click your heels together a few times and POOF! you'll be a Wiz! medium rare...i mean, well done!

Answer to I'm going to the States for my honeymoon next year, any suggestions on places we should go and things we should do or see?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:11:34 -0700

I'm going to the States for my honeymoon next year, any suggestions on places we should go and things we should do or see?

you should try your darndest to see the Grand Canyon, a magnificent feast to the eyes if you like really, really big ditches...and not far from there is Hoover Dam which is quite impressive slotted in between mountains, a really impressive engineering feat...of course Las Vegas is nearby also if...

Answer to Would anyone like to offer up some ELO(or perhaps some Van Morrison or even kudos) to AB user Molecule as congratulations for her acquisition of the title Sage?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:55:03 -0700

Would anyone like to offer up some ELO(or perhaps some Van Morrison or even kudos) to AB user Molecule as congratulations for her acquisition of the title Sage?

may all your points be up and charmed with just the right amount of quarkiness for optimum sagacity...corn grad you lay shuns

Answer to How well do you take a rotten comment?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:00:55 -0700

How well do you take a rotten comment?

It will depend on my mood. I am a very moody person at times...if I am 'down' I may ignore it or feel like I should asnwer with whatever my fingers may type.

Answer to What is your motto in life?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:37:35 -0700

What is your motto in life?

It is better to focus on where you are going than it is to worry about where you've been.

Answer to Are any religions dedicated to materialism?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:35:27 -0700

Are any religions dedicated to materialism?

Capitalism.

Answer to Why do ABer's tolerate people who cant spell to save their life and answer their questions? Questions should be scanned for legibility. Nonsense questions should not be rewarded with intelligent answers, or the nonsense will continue. Agree or disagree?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:17:15 -0700

Why do ABer's tolerate people who cant spell to save their life and answer their questions? Questions should be scanned for legibility. Nonsense questions should not be rewarded with intelligent answers, or the nonsense will continue. Agree or disagree?

the comments on 'internet speak' or 'cellphone speak' are interesting, these are shorthand languages, my girlfriend and i had a discussion about this, it depends on your audience, if you want to convey a thought to a cross section of people that is one thing, if you desire an...

Answer to Why do ABer's tolerate people who cant spell to save their life and answer their questions? Questions should be scanned for legibility. Nonsense questions should not be rewarded with intelligent answers, or the nonsense will continue. Agree or disagree?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:14:24 -0700

Why do ABer's tolerate people who cant spell to save their life and answer their questions? Questions should be scanned for legibility. Nonsense questions should not be rewarded with intelligent answers, or the nonsense will continue. Agree or disagree?

i have to disagree...not everyone spells with the same ability...i do agree some questions are not very well written, if i cant determine the intent i might respond by asking what they meant or ignore it...some of the nonsense questions i pose are strictly done with the intent of finding a...

Answer to When do you know your a redneck?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:06:34 -0700

When do you know your a redneck?

when I pee in the yard cause i dont feel like going in the house...when i plug a hole in a window with a pizza box...when i decide whether or not something is safe to eat based on color change...etc.

Answer to What is normal?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:04:03 -0700

What is normal?

Everything you see, touch, hear, taste, smell, imagine, it's all normal.

Answer to What is your major problem?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:02:37 -0700

What is your major problem?

Waking up? Waking up on earth?

Answer to Alive or dead who would you pick to see live in concert?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:01:51 -0700

Alive or dead who would you pick to see live in concert?

i cannot pick one...Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, 60's-early 70's Stones, Gary Moore, original Cream, Stevie Ray Vaughn, original Queen, Gun's and Roses/Slash, early Aerosmith, AIC, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Janis with Big Brother, early Jefferson Airplane, Hot Tuna with Papa John...

Answer to What was your favorite live concert?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:44:59 -0700

What was your favorite live concert?

10 Years After, Gooselake, Michigan, August 1970

Answer to Whats the fastest way to tone my abs and get me a six-pack? I tried sit ups and push ups for a long time but all that did was my me get rid of the fat on my chest.

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:42:06 -0700

Whats the fastest way to tone my abs and get me a six-pack? I tried sit ups and push ups for a long time but all that did was my me get rid of the fat on my chest.

answer bag syndrome...hang around, you are well on your way

Answer to How old were you when you First got Wasted? Do you regret that Day or No?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:41:08 -0700

How old were you when you First got Wasted? Do you regret that Day or No?

well, the first time i thought i was wasted was nothing like subsequent wastings...i got a lot better at it as i practiced, hard to say what the first time really was...

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when I say, "Memory"?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:39:08 -0700

First thing that comes to mind when I say, "Memory"?

Glands...oh, not mammary...sorry

Answer to Do you surmise that the leaders of the world are all wise people?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:38:14 -0700

Do you surmise that the leaders of the world are all wise people?

i doubt if we could find 3

Answer to From my name "Blackie" , what do you think of me?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:36:41 -0700

From my name "Blackie" , what do you think of me?

you're my idol?

Answer to Are you angry? Why?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:35:42 -0700

Are you angry? Why?

there's plenty to be angry about, mostly at the human race...sometimes i think any other species would be better...and it seems like the right thing to be...at least for me

Answer to Who do you like better, The Doors or 3 Doors Down?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:33:34 -0700

Who do you like better, The Doors or 3 Doors Down?

the Doors, openings to our lives... 3 Doors Down, the Men's room, on the left...

Answer to If you could meet yourself 10 years older than you are now, what would u ask?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:30:28 -0700

If you could meet yourself 10 years older than you are now, what would u ask?

How could you let this happen to us?

Answer to How can I be more like myself?

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:22:12 -0700

How can I be more like myself?

Now wait a mintute. This is a weird question. When I read it I'm wondering if I should be more like me, or do you want to be more like me, or are you asking how you can be more like you? I don't think you really want to be more like me, even I don't know what that is...and why...

Answer to How Old are you, What is your Social Security Number, What is your mothers maiden name, What is your Date of Birth, State/City of Birth, Drivers License, e-mail Address and Password? Please Share!

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:13:16 -0700

How Old are you, What is your Social Security Number, What is your mothers maiden name, What is your Date of Birth, State/City of Birth, Drivers License, e-mail Address and Password? Please Share!

Wow! Someone who really cares about me! Here ya go... 57, xxx-xx-xxxx, Bob, July, Confusion, Edo, Yes, Imasucker2@airmail.coma, xxxxxxxxx

Answer to Is sex fun?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:33:12 -0700

Is sex fun?

Sex is overrated. It can be fun but doesn't come close to midget tossing.

Answer to Are there any animals (reptiles, rodents, birds, ect.) that you would hate to have as a pest (Ex. Mice) but would love to have as a pet?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:24:14 -0700

Are there any animals (reptiles, rodents, birds, ect.) that you would hate to have as a pest (Ex. Mice) but would love to have as a pet?

A Komodo dragon. I have some bothersome neighbors and I think a Komodo dragon would discourage them from being an annoyance.

Answer to Testicular cancer is so easy to detect and prevent. Do you check your testicles regularly (or does your partner check for you)?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:22:40 -0700

Testicular cancer is so easy to detect and prevent. Do you check your testicles regularly (or does your partner check for you)?

Are you sure Testiclees was not a well reknowned Roman warrior of the 3rd century? I didn't know he had cancer. I didn't even know anyone knew about cancer that long ago. Maybe I misread this question or something. I can't help myself.

Answer to Gentlemen: You are in a business suit, well tailored, smart. So why do you spend so much time adjusting your genitals for comfort?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:18:19 -0700

Gentlemen: You are in a business suit, well tailored, smart. So why do you spend so much time adjusting your genitals for comfort?

I don't adjust my gentials for comfort. I adjust them for clearer transmission and reception since they are used for communications with my home planet. It just looks like they're uncomfortable, but they're are not really.

Answer to How is tuba music in commercials used to convey diarrhea and indigestion?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:11:14 -0700

How is tuba music in commercials used to convey diarrhea and indigestion?

The tuba is very effective in making the sounds of borborygmi, gas moving thru the intestines and flatulence as a major component of diarrhea. Farts and diarrhea are a couple of my favorite things. Splatter poopy, what a wonderful thing!

Answer to Would you like to help me congratulate Anonymous Girl for reaching Maestro Level! Well done!!!!

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:45:03 -0700

Would you like to help me congratulate Anonymous Girl for reaching Maestro Level! Well done!!!!

habby birdday du yoo, habby birdday du yoo, habby birdday deer 'nonmous grill, habby...oops habby mystro du yoo, habby mystro du yoo...ed said er uh i habha cold

Answer to Who is with me to share the love for firebrand as its her birthday today ?, and she really needs us today of all days so lets give a warm and friendly birthday to her.

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:27:14 -0700

Who is with me to share the love for firebrand as its her birthday today ?, and she really needs us today of all days so lets give a warm and friendly birthday to her.

habby birdday du yoo, habby birdday du yoo, habby birdday deer farbrand, habby birdday du yoo!! i has a cold

Answer to What is the average distance from here to there?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:09:21 -0700

What is the average distance from here to there?

i wear my underwear backwards sometimes...sweaters with sleeves in the back? what are sleeves?

Answer to From a scientific standpoint, what exactly is light?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:36:33 -0700

From a scientific standpoint, what exactly is light?

I have to answer this way Mrs. Dufresne. Most gases, hydrogen, helium, etc., a vacuum, molecules, atoms, electrons, photons and leptons are very light, most particles, a range of low density stuff...that's enough.

Answer to Didn't you hear me the first time?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:27:27 -0700

Didn't you hear me the first time?

Would you please repeat the question?

Answer to Do you think you're reasonable? (An answer beyond a simple yes or no would be appreciated)

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:26:38 -0700

Do you think you're reasonable? (An answer beyond a simple yes or no would be appreciated)

I believe I think about nearly everything, I spend a great deal of time reasoning. I also believe I can be reasonable about other people's wants and desires. Not necessarily condoning things, but willing to listen and willing to compromise or concede as fits the circumstance.

Answer to Isn't brown a pretty color? It's my favorite color.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:19:10 -0700

Isn't brown a pretty color? It's my favorite color.

I really like brown colored clothing. I have always liked earth tones. I have also been told I look good in brown...that doesn't hurt my feelings!

Answer to "I don't know, but I've been told..." what?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:15:38 -0700

"I don't know, but I've been told..." what?

"...that a big legged woman ain't got no soul."

Answer to What is something you want to invent?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:13:44 -0700

What is something you want to invent?

Either the dream recorder or spray on lie detector. Probably both.

Answer to I read about a woman who was living in her bathroom for two years, on the toilet. Her skin grew around the toilet bowl. How is this all even remotely possible? I cannot fathom this.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:11:13 -0700

I read about a woman who was living in her bathroom for two years, on the toilet. Her skin grew around the toilet bowl. How is this all even remotely possible? I cannot fathom this.

She was stuck on 47 across and didn't have a clue what to do, pooh.

Answer to When you lose something, do you often blame it on someone else... only to find the item where you last left it?

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:07:11 -0700

When you lose something, do you often blame it on someone else... only to find the item where you last left it?

The ratio of them to me has changed with the passing of years. I have believed it to be about 90% everybody else misplacing my stuff, today I think it is about 10% everybody else. The reality would be about 20% everybody else years ago and now 0.05% everybody else. Kids would mess with stuff now...

Answer to What's the best way to kill a Hydra?

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:41:38 -0700

What's the best way to kill a Hydra?

Why would you ask such a question if you didn't have hydra-phobia?

Answer to If you had 10 questions to ask someone to get to know them the best you could, what would you ask?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:20:21 -0700

If you had 10 questions to ask someone to get to know them the best you could, what would you ask?

Fabulous question... 1. Would you give me your accessories and the things you have on your person except for your clothes?(wallet, purse, coat, things in your pockets) 2. Would you tell me your ten favorite books? 3. Would you tell me your ten favorite musical artists? 4. Would you tell...

Answer to Can you describe what walking is like, to someone that is unable to walk, i.e., me? If possible, try to describe the physical processes your body goes through, from a 'sitting' position. :-)

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:06:26 -0700

Can you describe what walking is like, to someone that is unable to walk, i.e., me? If possible, try to describe the physical processes your body goes through, from a 'sitting' position. :-)

Hi JamesD, if you could tell me a little more about your disability I would attempt to describe it to you. What is the nature of your disablility? Paralysis, bone problem, muscle, etc. and to what extent. Where do you lose sensation or where does your body fail you exactly?

Answer to Please tell us what you consider is a fundamental human right?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:59:22 -0700

Please tell us what you consider is a fundamental human right?

We all have the right to 'avoid imposing our will on our fellow human beings'

Answer to Why do we have a 'sense' of humor? Did we have a sense of humor 10,000 years ago?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:31:33 -0700

Why do we have a 'sense' of humor? Did we have a sense of humor 10,000 years ago?

the axolotl

Answer to What is your dog's favorite people food?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:09:53 -0700

What is your dog's favorite people food?

Ankle?