When you find that an organisation you have been dealing with just does not give a tuppeny damn about the people who use it, despite...
on July 19th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

AB just emailed me:
on July 19th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Do you feel you have to take the office laptop on vacation with you?
on July 18th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

If you have ever used the FEEDBACK link at the foot of the page, were you satisfied with the administrator response? If you ticked the...
on July 18th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Is religion so weak and Answerbag so bigoted that questions such as http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3488834 "have to be...
on July 17th, 2008 | 9 answers | 11 people like this

Some folks manage to get past level 1 without showing that they are morons. But where do the morons get their certainty plus stupidity...
on July 14th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

Should miniature condoms be issued to pre-pubertal boys in sex ed classes so that they don't feel left out or underendowed?
on July 11th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If little girls get Training Bras, why don't little boys get "Training Jockstraps"?
on July 11th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Why is it called a "Training Bra"? Who or what gets trained?
on July 10th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

If I want to dispose of a dead body to avoid a murder charge, is having a BBQ party a good method?
on July 10th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Would you prefer to be a parent or a grandparent?
on July 10th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Which is more fun, mating or raising a kid?
on July 10th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Would you prefer to be a libertarian or a librarian?
on July 10th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Has AB sprung a leak? I found a true imbecile leaving comments on my blog! It had to be one of these that we get here! How did it get out?
on July 5th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Please name any barbaric yet popular cult.
on June 27th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Do you believe in magnetism?
on June 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Is it possible to masturbate in a caravan (trailer home for our US colleagues) with both a satisfactory result and without waking the...
on June 20th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Men who wear wigs: Do you feel sorry for them, or giggle helplessly behind your hand?
on June 18th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever absentmindedly answered your front door in the nude?
on June 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Why do you answer questions here? What drives you to do it? Are you public spirited, on an ego trip, or what?
on June 16th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Starving your child is legally "Child Abuse". Why isn't overstuffing it with food until it is obese classed the same way?...
on June 16th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

We seem to be about to have another M Night Shayamalaloadacrap... movie inflicted on us. Anyone going to bother to see it?
on June 15th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

We have laws to protect children. Good. We accept that children should not be sexually abused. Again Good. What is it that we fear that...
on June 13th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If you look at a porn pic or a porn video does that make the person (people) in it a victim (victims) and/or you some sort or pervert? is...
on June 8th, 2008 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Assume I'm in high school (or equivalent) in your town, about 16 y/o. I'm gay. I am heavily attracted to another kid in my...
on June 6th, 2008 | 26 answers | 17 people like this

If you were given a Marine for a night and a day, anything and everything available, no holds barred, what would you do?
on June 6th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

He was, is, gorgeous. He was an object of my unrequited juvenile lusts and drooling desires. That was years and years ago. I have the...
on June 5th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Why does 8am happen at the same time every day? Obviously this is not true in winter.
on June 5th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If I called you a 'wanker', would you have any idea what I was talking about?
on June 5th, 2008 | 25 answers | 14 people like this

Was Lassie the true first Soft Paw Corn artiste?
on June 5th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Eye candy. Dreamy, gorgeous, hot, sexy, beautiful. Either gender, large or small (no, not the gender, the body size! Do keep up!!), and...
on June 5th, 2008 | 15 answers | 10 people like this

I just watched an episode of Greek. Ok, banal bubblegum TV. But why do they choose 25-30 year olds to play 18-21 year old students? Do...
on June 5th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I just walked in on my 14 year old son by complete accident. My fault. He was on his knees in front of a schoolfriend. I shut the door...
on June 5th, 2008 | 15 answers | 8 people like this

Would a shot of tabasco in the hand lotion liven up the relentless joys of teenage masturbation? (uncut guys may wonder what I'm...
on June 4th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If we were naked all the time would sexual offences increase or decrease?
on June 4th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Genitals: We all know what they look like. Why is it considered usual to keep them covered up?
on June 4th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

If you want to find a team of really freaky, scary people (like Ocean's 27), what question would you ask here to identify candidates?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Is this question provocative enough for you to downrate without answering, or do I have to get tough?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 12 answers | 12 people like this

Why did I forget that the humourless trolls creep onto here from noon US Eastern time for a couple of hours? Anyone else hate the lunch...
on June 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

How much gin will my daughter have to drink to ensure an abortion? Should she take tonic too, or just drink it neat?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

When barbecuing children, how do you choose the right marinade?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Male circumcision has been reputed to cure almost anything. If done in adolescence without anaesthetic as a punishment for having sex (as...
on June 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

My daughter peed on our pet rabbit. It turned blue. Is she pregnant? Not the rabbit.
on June 2nd, 2008 | 16 answers | 12 people like this

I just had some weirdo on the phone complaining that my son had given his daughter a hickey. Care to tell me why that should not go round...
on June 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

My 13 year old daughter has a hickey. She swears it was a joke by a girlfriend. Could she be pregnant?
on June 2nd, 2008 | 47 answers | 17 people like this

If your daughter gets pregnant why is it automatically the boy's fault? Wasn't she present, legs wide apart, while he had an...
on June 2nd, 2008 | 59 answers | 45 people like this

What is the difference between living in a society where you are taxed, or in one where you are required to work for the state?
on June 2nd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

When will AB stop these infernal emails being sent despite our profile settings saying "NO FREAKING EMAILS"?
on June 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What does forward planning have to do with time travel?
on May 27th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Ok, Time Traveller. You have your ticket. It's a two way, once in a lifetime ticket. Back or forward in time? And how far? Your...
on May 26th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

You see a big sign: 'WET PAINT'. What do you do?
on May 26th, 2008 | 18 answers | 9 people like this

If you want to remove the feathers from an owl, should you wax or sugar?
on May 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you travel in time and meet yourself, what happens?
on May 26th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Name your poison?
on May 26th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is there any way to help folks who just do not understand irony?
on May 26th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

There is someone with a lower lip piercing on tv: a ring centered in the middle. How do you drink with that without leaking?
on May 26th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What are the broad differences and similarities between "I am Legend" and "Resident Evil" (the movie)?
on May 25th, 2008 | 2 answers

If heterosexuals get 45% of the community and homosexuals get 5%, aren't bisexuals just greedy in wanting the entire 100%?
on May 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Shall we start a new sport of Granny Scooter Jousting?
on May 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Should Granny Scooter riders be fined for speeding in shops and malls?
on May 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Old people: Should we always respect them, or are they just people who lived a while?
on May 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Which easily identifiable stereotype passenger is the rudest in an airport?
on May 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

It's Sunday. I'm lazing in bed with my second mug of tea. What are *you* doing?
on May 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Who should be "first against the wall to be shot" when the revolution comes?
on May 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Who else wants the Azerbaijani entry in the ever kitsch Eurovision Song Contest 2008 (on as I ask this question) to win?
on May 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

How long does chest hair get? I just found a 3.5" one! Good grief!
on May 23rd, 2008 | One answer

Someone here assumed I am black. I happen not to be. Not that I care either way, but what in one's typed words indicates ethnicity?
on May 23rd, 2008 | 10 answers | 13 people like this

If you can play the violin, why would you choose to play the viola?
on May 23rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Is it rational for me to despise you because you are heterosexual?
on May 23rd, 2008 | 18 answers | 14 people like this

There's an advert on this site: "Sperm donors available. No waiting time for an anonymous home self insemination service."...
on May 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

When you're 12 you invite friends round to play, or you go there to play, or go for a bike ride. What do you do when you're...
on May 23rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Does pubic sex get your vote?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Has anyone considered the necessity to examine the US presidential candidates' bowel movements to determine if they are suitable to...
on May 22nd, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Is 'Pudenda' a good name for a new baby girl?
on May 22nd, 2008 | 30 answers | 11 people like this

If, with you over 18, your little brother found something about you that was private (like condoms, the pill, tobacco, porn, sexual...
on May 21st, 2008 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Mixed race relationships are fine. But what is the probability of the kids of a mixed race marriage finding reciprocal love? Is it the...
on May 21st, 2008 | 24 answers | 14 people like this

What do you consider human semen smells like (or closest to)? Do you consider the smell to be pleasant or unpleasant?
on May 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

A boy in the UK is to be prosecuted for calling Scientology a 'Dangerous Cult' according to the BBC news today. Your thoughts,...
on May 21st, 2008 | 21 answers | 10 people like this

As a gay man I am continually perplexed by the demonisation of homosexuals as, for example, child molesters, or AIDS ridden, or so many...
on May 20th, 2008 | 20 answers | 15 people like this

What effect do light dramas like GREEK have upon the societal or individual acceptance or otherwise of homosexuality?
on May 20th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

What effect do gay comedy shows like Will and Grace have upon the societal or individual acceptance or otherwise of homosexuality?
on May 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 11 people like this

Why does a 'Man Hug' have to include mutual back slapping while embracing?
on May 20th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

If I said "You get my goat!", would you?
on May 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Has anyone else seen and enjoyed 'Son of Rambow'?
on May 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Where did the word 'cornholing' come from? Who would ever stick a corn cob up there? It would need more than butter and salt on...
on May 20th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you have a "most hated platitude" (example: Winners never quit, quitters never win)?
on May 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If you want to use pot but don't smoke, does it work as a self made suppository? Stuff is meant to get absorbed well in there.
on May 19th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Please spare us the US Election crap?
on May 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

When offering someone 'the rough end of a pineapple' would you insert 'fruit end first', leaving the pseudo-leaves as...
on May 19th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Just for fun, can we all condemn Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church as bigots and asswipes?
on May 19th, 2008 | 6 answers | 10 people like this

Will Indy ride a grannny scooter in Indian Jones and the Geriatric Adventure?
on May 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Are you looking forward to Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Adventure?
on May 19th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

When was the last time you died?
on May 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

After 2 weeks of pretty much zero AB activity I dropped only 1 all time leaderboard place. Doesn't this mean that there are very few...
on May 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

When Daleks mate, do they use a full size dustbin for the 'baby', or does it grow over time as the spawn of evil grows?
on May 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Three couples are kissing in the park: f/f, m/m, m/f. What is your reaction to each couple? if it differs between each, why does it differ?
on May 16th, 2008 | 18 answers | 9 people like this

When is a public display of affection unacceptable? What is the threshold from your perspective? Peck on the cheek? Tongue wrestling?...
on May 16th, 2008 | 25 answers | 7 people like this

In the UK "Blue Peter" (kids' informative BBC TV show) once had its cameras at the birth of a presenter's child....
on May 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever heard of Gordon Brown? Do you know who is is and what, if any, his role on the world stage is?
on May 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I have a challenge. A "work friend" has started to send me bible verses by email. I am not a believer at all. How should I...
on May 4th, 2008 | 57 answers | 30 people like this

What are the similarities and differences between organised religion and big business?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

I'm going on vacation on Monday. Where am I going?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Someone here hates those who love chocolate cake and is persecuting us, we who worship it. Who can it be?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Have these points grubbing "Let's all congratulate Sweetums User-Wuser on reaching Great Awk" questions started to go away...
on May 3rd, 2008 | 11 answers | 13 people like this

You are a great parent. Everyone says so. You are proud when they tell you. One day your much loved child says "I am gay. I never...
on May 3rd, 2008 | 22 answers | 11 people like this

What is the largest number of dogs you have had in your living room at any one time?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 12 answers | 12 people like this

Will you be packing your sequin encrusted thong for the beach this summer?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Our very own and subtly witty Grimbling just made Sage. Would anyone like to join me in congratulating them?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

"Knick knack paddywack, give a dog a bone.." Ok, what WAS this "knick knack" that this old man played?
on May 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

A week or so ago I asked if people thought it was somehow wrong to sleep with my ex fiancee. You said it was!!! Did none of you realise...
on May 2nd, 2008 | 21 answers | 11 people like this

Have you seen my sense of humour? It escaped on Thursday. Reward offered.
on May 2nd, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

There are about 30 pages of unanswered "What is the meaning of this surname" questions by the same guy. Why does AB never take...
on May 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

How do you say "Give us a break from this type of question!" in several different languages?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Did 'The Wonder Years', charming though it was, represent the US culture of its time, or was 'Malcolm in the Middle'...
on May 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

My father died in 1982, my mother in 2007. I have not grieved for either of them. They are simply dead. Should I be concerned about this?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

"Hello Sailor, want a lovely time?"
on May 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Who, today, makes a good role model for a gay teenager?
on May 2nd, 2008 | 25 answers | 8 people like this

When a pet needs euthanasia the vet charges a small fortune. That bottle of anaesthetic can't cost that much! Surely it's an...
on May 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Which one of you is Spartacus?
on May 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you know what sweetbreads are without checking, or do you follow the common herd and guess?
on April 30th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

If there is 'a hole in my bucket (dear Liza, dear Liza)', how on earth will 'A Straw (dear Henry, dear Henry)' mend...
on April 30th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Isn't that just the cutest puppy you ever did see?
on April 30th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Since the US subprime mortgage issues have started to wreck the global economy, should the rest of the world not invade them and teach...
on April 30th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What would trigger your donning an explosive filled vest, going to a crowded place and detonating yourself?
on April 30th, 2008 | 17 answers | 8 people like this

Is indoctrinating a child with fundamentalist beliefs child abuse? Is it ever justified?
on April 30th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Why don't fundamentalist christians ever express an opinion without rooting it somehow in a biblical text?
on April 30th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

If you were Jesus Christ and you were the real Son of God, what would your views be about today's Christians?
on April 30th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Dinner tonight is paid for. It's you and one special guest dining in the way you choose. Who is that guest and what is the dining...
on April 30th, 2008 | 4 answers | 8 people like this

Adam Sandler: cult, comic, dork, oxygen thief?
on April 29th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

How many of you married folks out there still see your ex fiance(e)s on a regular basis?
on April 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

How come incest was allowed up to and including Noah's family? Wasn't that gene pool awfully congested and shallow?
on April 29th, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Don't they realise that a -1 demands full retaliation?
on April 29th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

What is the oddest thing I have ever done?
on April 29th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Odd death. Opinions please? Described in my own answer, too long to explain in the Q
on April 29th, 2008 | 2 answers

Cn u imagin a wdng in txt spk?
on April 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Planes have wheels, not legs. So why do they use RUNways?
on April 29th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Are all those masculine, macho feminists (like Germaine Greer) just doing it because they are jealous of real women who can wear pretty...
on April 29th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Why isn't 'feminism' about ladies being strongly feminine?
on April 29th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you have 'parental controls' on your child's internet access? If so what is your policy and what age is the child?
on April 28th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

When, back in the dawn of time, was your first internet experience? Do you remember which year?
on April 28th, 2008 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Be brutally honest. What is the true reason you answer "Please congratulate....." questions?
on April 28th, 2008 | 27 answers | 23 people like this

When you catch a load of gullible fools, do you give them all full points for their answers?
on April 28th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I'm going to sleep with my ex fiancee, does anyone see that as unwise or have any advice for me?
on April 28th, 2008 | 25 answers | 16 people like this

Where is all the sex and violence on TV?
on April 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Those "Dress down Fridays" at work are so common now, how about a "No Clothes Friday" for charity?
on April 28th, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

I just made Maestro and AB immediately started to hang for long periods. Did it do this to celebrate? How did it know?
on April 28th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

Just how much of a passion killer is marriage?
on April 28th, 2008 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

The USA seems to get its knickers in a knot over nudity, both public and familial. Why?
on April 28th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Should school be nude?
on April 28th, 2008 | 18 answers | 15 people like this

Why isn't 'Chinese' spelled 'Chineze' in the USA?
on April 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What are some of those really strange "contact advert" abbreviations like GSOH, ALA, ETC?
on April 27th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Got any useful TLAs?
on April 27th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Those silly "The Simpsons" calls to Moe "Is there a Hugh Jarse there?" How many idiot names like this can you think...
on April 27th, 2008 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

Do all women need to think out loud?
on April 27th, 2008 | 14 answers | 12 people like this

Is there a website you visit that you just want no-one else to know you go to? Don't tell us the URL, just say what's there!
on April 27th, 2008 | 4 answers | 8 people like this

Are smurfs Christian?
on April 27th, 2008 | One answer | 4 people like this

Why do str8 guys say "Backs to the wall" when they hear a guy is gay? Not that many of us want their arses! More guys like dick...
on April 27th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Ok, who is the wanker that downrates questions about erections as a matter of course?
on April 27th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Guys, what is your strategy for peeing into the bowl with accuracy when you have morning wood?
on April 27th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

I dreamt about you last night. You were naked. Does that concern you at all?
on April 27th, 2008 | 19 answers | 16 people like this

Gentlemen, at what age did it stop watching you shave in the mornings?
on April 27th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Were you ever a child?
on April 27th, 2008 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

Is it always tautology to say things twice in a different way, to repeat them using different words?
on April 27th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Why "Black as the Ace of Spades"? Why not "Black as the Ace of Clubs"?
on April 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Should AB have a "Cats and Coffee Warning" category for questions?
on April 27th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Don't you just hate it when you type a question when half asleep and put "there" instead of "their" and the edit...
on April 27th, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Should bald men put there heads together in pairs and make complete arses of themselves?
on April 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are there any really unusual uses for normal household objects?
on April 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Space is a bit dull. So why does the Starship Enterprise have windows?
on April 25th, 2008 | 16 answers | 8 people like this

Why is the term "Douchebag" pretty much confined to the USA. Was there an enema epidemic there? And why is a water container...
on April 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Is it safe to drive while getting, lighting and smoking a cigarette? Include thoughts about the effect of the nicotine and anoxia from...
on April 25th, 2008 | One answer

You have a 13 year old daughter. Do you give her a supply of condoms?
on April 25th, 2008 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

You have a 13 year old son. Do you give him a supply of condoms?
on April 25th, 2008 | 15 answers | 6 people like this

What happened when you told the person who rejected you that you loved them?
on April 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Is this the least helpful question you have ever seen?
on April 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do Satan Scouts have to do an Evil Deed each day?
on April 25th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

It's Friday. Screw work! Shall we get this party started?
on April 25th, 2008 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

If a jobless man has unprotected sex with a girl, is it true that he can't get her pregnant because he's not a real man if he...
on April 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Is there a way of mobilising the meek to inherit the earth early?
on April 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If I shall have a fishy on a little dishy when the boat comes in, where's the damned boat?
on April 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

"Food, glorious food! Cold turkey and custard! While we're in the nude, hot apples and mustard..." Care to continue the...
on April 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Oh sinner man, where ya gonna run to?
on April 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What should you do when your boss is an idiot?
on April 25th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Do you collect unusual stuff?
on April 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Ever had aural sex?
on April 24th, 2008 | 19 answers | 18 people like this

If "Typhoo put the Tea in Britain", who put the cunt in Scunthorpe?"
on April 24th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

WHAT is IT WITH THE FOLK WITH CAPS LOCK FAILURE?
on April 24th, 2008 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." Marriage?
on April 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Just how shallow is the gene pool where you live?
on April 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Is Zimbabwe heading for a bloodbath?
on April 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

When discussing slavery in the USA, why is the fact that Africans were responsible for selling the other Africans into this US slavery...
on April 24th, 2008 | 20 answers | 18 people like this

Ever watch Gordon Brown (UK Prime Minister) speak? He always seems to be adjusting his dentures - look at the weird mouth movements....
on April 24th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

If you punish your kids by shutting them in a closet, will that make them grow up gay?
on April 24th, 2008 | 17 answers | 13 people like this

Would you hit your child?
on April 24th, 2008 | 30 answers | 15 people like this

Don't look! What colour is your underwear right now? Now check! Were you right?
on April 24th, 2008 | 32 answers | 20 people like this

Are there any questions that you will not answer?
on April 24th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

A helicopter few overhead and we had major wind squalls. We don't get many helicopters near here. Would the big fan have caused the...
on April 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

A helicopter just flew overhead and a thunderstorm started. Is this cause and effect?
on April 24th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Thinking about schooldays, would you rather be punished by a caning or by having to perform some lengthy menial task?
on April 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If you will not give negative ratings, why will you give positive ratings? Aren't they the two sides of the same pancake? You surely...
on April 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Which are you: (a) I never give negative points. (b) I give them when I don't like the q/a. (c) I give them when a q/a is unhelpful....
on April 23rd, 2008 | 15 answers | 10 people like this

If you were made to change your given name by law, forced to change it and to live with it for ever, what would you change it to?
on April 23rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

How little would it take for the fate that befell Rwanda and Kenya and is about to befall Zimbabwe to befall the USA?
on April 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who's for a game of Twister..... Naked and with baby oil?
on April 23rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

What is it with folk's who use apostrophe's in all the wrong place's?
on April 23rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Are you so insecure about your relationship with your child that you say "come to mommy (or daddy)" instead of "come to...
on April 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Should we visit Burma (Myanmar) as tourists?
on April 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Why do people want "baby names" for their kids? Don't they expect them ever to grow up?
on April 23rd, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Care to tell us who was your favourite hunk - a hunk who has "gone off" and is now not hunkworthy?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Should you take a guide dog on a blind date?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

What do you think about folk with double barreled surnames (hyphenated or not)?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do you only have one forename?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have loads of forenames? 3 or more?
on April 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

If you only have a single forename and a surname, do you wish you had one or more alternate forenames?
on April 22nd, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you have a middle name? Those with an even number of names need not apply!
on April 22nd, 2008 | 23 answers | 16 people like this

Are you promiscuous by nature?
on April 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Is Mexican food all the same stuff just folded differently?
on April 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

If you are content with the size of your penis, guys, why would you want a car with a manual gearbox?
on April 21st, 2008 | One answer

Why do so many US folks assume theirs is the only nation when asking questions here?
on April 21st, 2008 | 16 answers | 12 people like this

Why may I call you a prick or a dick with reasonable impunity, but you get very upset when I call you a cunt? Surely genitalia is...
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

As a meat eater, is there any meat you would not try? (Jews and other religions need not answer for the prohibited sectors)
on April 21st, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

If you may only have either sex without love or love without sex (masturbation is not possible), which would you choose?
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you now or have you ever been a hypocrite?
on April 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If Pez dispensers were easier to fill without fiddling with the little candy blocks, would Pez sell more candy?
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Why do so many obese girls have their navel piercings on display? Why would anyone want to look?
on April 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Why do girls with convex waists expose them in the high street in the summer? Don't they know a girl should have a concave waist?
on April 21st, 2008 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

Girls in thongs - good. Guys in thongs - bad. Why?
on April 21st, 2008 | 30 answers | 17 people like this

We know WHAT it is, and we know WHO left it there, but we can't stand the smell. PLEASE tell us WHERE it is?
on April 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

"It was I, with my little chopper." But what did you just do? Be imaginative. No, really. Be imaginative!
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Tell us why you look forward to going to work, please?
on April 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Do you dislike the telephone?
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers

What three pieces of expensive kitchen equipment do you own but never use?
on April 21st, 2008 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

You have precisely 27 continuous seconds of invisibility, once and once only. You can start it, the timer stops it. Where do you go and...
on April 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

The engineer has still not arrived. Should I be surprised?
on April 21st, 2008 | no answers

What suggestions do you have for finger and forking foods for a forking buffet?
on April 21st, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

In 'The Water babies' would you rather meet Mrs Doasyouwouldbedoneby or her sister, Mrs Bedonebyasyoudid?
on April 21st, 2008 | One answer

"I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows..." So says the lyric. It's been raining here. Why is my lawn...
on April 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have a sneaking and growing suspicion that you have missed the point?
on April 21st, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

How acceptable is a thong for a gentleman on the beach?
on April 21st, 2008 | 39 answers | 17 people like this

I have to go to a funeral. Should my shoes match my red belt?
on April 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Should I spike my hair?
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Why aspidistras?
on April 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Which is your favourite type of elephant?
on April 21st, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Why is it that, when you are told that the repair man will arrive between 10 and 1 he arrives at 1?
on April 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Which US Presidents were not wealthy men? I'm looking for an average guy here.
on April 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 7 people like this

Do all US Presidents get elected because they are stinking rich and buy the electorate with their huge campaigns?
on April 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Men, why don't you trim those awful bushy eyebrows?
on April 20th, 2008 | 20 answers | 12 people like this

I was blond. I am now grey. If I use Grecian 2000, or Just 4 Men, what colour will my hair go?
on April 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If I described you in public as an existentialist realist would you be pleased?
on April 20th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Whom do you have locked in your attic?
on April 20th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Assume you have a bondage dungeon. You are selling your home. How would the Realtor describe that room?
on April 20th, 2008 | 26 answers | 14 people like this

Michaelangelo's statue of David, King of the Jews, is not circumcised. Is that irony or insult?
on April 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Does the world owe you a living?
on April 20th, 2008 | 14 answers | 12 people like this

Please will you define 'love' in any way you feel is appropriate or useful?
on April 20th, 2008 | no answers | 13 people like this

Surely you fall over if you UNDERbalance, not overbalance?
on April 20th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I have an antique cat, rising 20. She is enfeebled, but healthy. She is used to her cat flap, but now pees in her bed instead of going...
on April 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I have just painted my shed with wood preservative. What essential and tedious thing have YOU done today?
on April 20th, 2008 | 14 answers | 13 people like this

If you were high, and on a hill with a lonely goatherd, what would the newspaper headlines say?
on April 20th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

If the hills really were alive with the sound of music, how terrifying would it be?
on April 20th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever been so surprised to see irony that you almost missed it and made a fool of yourself?
on April 20th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

When you look at the narrowmindedness of some of the answers here is it any wonder that the world is in trouble?
on April 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever looked at your unmentionable(!) little places with a mirror? How young were you at the time?
on April 20th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Men are programmed by nature to find nubile and post pubertal teenagers sexually appealing. It's to do with probability of...
on April 20th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Is it possible to underestimate Dubya?
on April 19th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Dubya made me wonder: Do the French have a word for 'entrepreneur'?
on April 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Abbot and Costello. Did we really forget their baseball wordplay routine so easily?
on April 19th, 2008 | 10 answers | 4 people like this

If Dubya turned up on your doorstep and asked "Where is Iran?", would you be able to give him the right answer?
on April 19th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

To my friends in the USA, are you relieved that the Atlantic Ocean is between Europe and your nation?
on April 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

"Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear." That always appears reasonable. It becomes a mantra. But IS it reasonable,...
on April 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What intellectual level is required in order to be able to recognise, learn, and use logic?
on April 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

If you leave 'rude words' in 'Children's Dictionaries', won't that encourage them to learn how to use a...
on April 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Asking a question with the word 'stupid' referring to other ABers gets a massive negative points tally. Any other good ways to...
on April 18th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

How can the doll be called "Action Man"? He has no man parts!
on April 18th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

The sun is out. I have my magnifying glass. Where are the ants?
on April 18th, 2008 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

What's the point of being "Anonymous" if you are going to play for points and be here for a while? Are you just too stupid...
on April 18th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

In Tom Sawyer (or was it Huckleberry Finn?) the boys used 'spunk water' as a cure for warts. What did your English teacher tell...
on April 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If you mistakenly and drunkenly had a Brazilian, would you wear a merkin?
on April 18th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If you could be sure that no-one else would ever know, would you try out heterosexuality, just to see what it was like?
on April 18th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Nurse, I'm bored. Please will someone congratulate me for some banal achievement?
on April 17th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Since modern aircraft fly so high, doesn't joining the Mile High Club require too much accuracy?
on April 17th, 2008 | no answers

Have you ever used a hair straightener on your pubic hair in order to make the collar and cuffs match?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Do you want to be in my gang, my gang, my gang? Do you want to be in my gang, oh yeah?
on April 17th, 2008 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

Dating Adverts: Does "GSOH" really stand for "Grey Squirrel On Head"?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

My heart is filled with 'kindas', I have everything, yet I have nothing, why am I unhappy?
on April 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Wasn't life simpler when Daleks could not fly?
on April 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Titus Andronicus, or Tight as a Duck's Arse Under Water?
on April 17th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Is irony wasted on the masses?
on April 17th, 2008 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Is it safe to take my email filter off, or is AB still deluging us with emails about answers when our profile says NO EMAIL?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is it "Troll Time" again?
on April 17th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Ever watched "the wrong type" of porn flick and found you were enjoying it?
on April 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

What's your opinion of pure, raw lust?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What combination of length, girth, and skill floats your boat?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Should not the 'height of stupidity' be the nadir?
on April 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

How come dogs never need to use toilet paper?
on April 17th, 2008 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

If a tubby lady is "Voluptuous", why is a tubby gentleman "Fat"?
on April 17th, 2008 | 23 answers | 15 people like this

Unrequited love - blessing or curse?
on April 17th, 2008 | 16 answers | 13 people like this

What do I have to do in order to be your ideal guy?
on April 17th, 2008 | 14 answers | 13 people like this

When naturists go shopping, where do they keep their cash or cards?
on April 13th, 2008 | 2 answers

It's impossible to tickle yourself. So how does masturbation work?
on April 13th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I'm sure there's a movie where John Candy actually ACTED. But what was it?
on April 13th, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Uncle Buck is on tv. It has just started. The remote is on the other chair. Should I just watch it?
on April 13th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Who would win? Jeohovah's Witnesses or Scientologists?
on April 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Does every ship have a golden rivet?
on April 13th, 2008 | no answers

Could a man with a hand held power drill and a long enough drill bit sink an aircraft carrier? How about a woman?
on April 13th, 2008 | no answers

The TV just told me that I can't afford to miss out on Hydrolized Collagen. What do they know that I don't?
on April 13th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Dutch - language or throat infection?
on April 13th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Define the differences between an animal and a human being in a manner that leaves no doubt at all, please.
on April 12th, 2008 | 16 answers | 10 people like this

With precision, please tell me how a height "wuthers"?
on April 12th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

I heard there was only one tree in Nebraska because it was so bleak and windy. Is it yours?
on April 12th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Ok, we've tried it out, now what's the verdict; Should women be ordained as clergy?
on April 12th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is marriage a term of penile servitude?
on April 12th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Did Jane Eyre write Jane Austen?
on April 12th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Maxwell's Silver Hammer: What was that about?
on April 12th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Crisp shiny toilet paper. Why? I mean really, why? Just WHY?
on April 11th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

What advertising message would you print on every sheet of a toilet roll?
on April 11th, 2008 | 18 answers | 10 people like this

Did the crisp toilet paper with "Now wash your hands please" printed on every sheet piss you off too?
on April 11th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Where can I get a degree in Janitorial Studies?
on April 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you naturally boring, or do you just try too hard to seem grown up?
on April 11th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What's all the fuss about getting a good education? Don't we need janitors any more?
on April 11th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

If sex with poodles is so wrong, which dog breed is ok? What's wrong with you dog lovers?
on April 11th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is sex with poodles always wrong?
on April 11th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What size do you prefer your meatballs?
on April 10th, 2008 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever had sex in front of other people?
on April 10th, 2008 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Are you an easy lay?
on April 10th, 2008 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Do you suffer from NoMoPhobia?
on April 10th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

How many beans make five?
on April 10th, 2008 | 15 answers | 5 people like this

What is so special about nakedness? What's all the fuss about?
on April 10th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

If 'The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People' is so 'good', why is it so damned boring?
on April 10th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

I'm learning a foreign language. Does anyone else want to learn Spinach with me?
on April 10th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Please may we have a tickbox on the homepage "Ignore US Election Questions"
on April 10th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Where would you place yourself on a scale starting at Spinach and ending with Gruyere? To help you, blue cheese is not on this scale.
on April 10th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

This fashion for 'designer stubble'. Don't guys realise that they have to stand closer to the razor to get a good shave?
on April 9th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Those boys at puberty with a bumfluff moustache.... Do you ever want to shave them forcibly?
on April 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

I'm a tourist. Which 'one thing' must I see to know I have seen the essence of your home town?
on April 9th, 2008 | 14 answers | 6 people like this

As an uncircumcised young kid, did you ever wonder how circumcised kids masturbated without a foreskin to play with?
on April 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Why didn't the actor who played John Boy Walton have that darned mole removed? He had to be able to afford it!
on April 9th, 2008 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Moustachioed ladies, why not just shave it off?
on April 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Are you so hairy that you need a hair drier after a shower coz a towel is just not up to the job?
on April 9th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Screaming is hard. Try it and see how hard! So why do little girls scream all the time? Do they get screaming lessons in school?
on April 9th, 2008 | 9 answers | 12 people like this

Superman is invulnerable. Lois Lane wants him to make love to her. So what happens when he gets carried away when in bed with her? Does...
on April 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

So how DO you fit a round peg in a square hole?
on April 8th, 2008 | no answers | 7 people like this

We must learn to love ourselves, so say all Personal Development gurus. Does this mean we need to masturbate a lot, too? And how much is...
on April 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Please would you link to an answer to any other question where you learnt something significant or useful or just plain interesting or...
on April 6th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If they just closed AB down, would you be relieved? How much extra time each day would you have?
on April 6th, 2008 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

Does AB get even slower in summer?
on April 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What do you think about today's London protests against China's treatment of Tibet and human rights while the Olymipc torch...
on April 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Anyone ever masturbate in class? Did you get caught?
on April 5th, 2008 | 79 answers | 13 people like this

Can a mother tell by smell that her teenage son masturbated in his room last night?
on April 5th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Why would anyone actually want to shoot fish in a barrel?
on April 5th, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Is cheese the only mouldy food we eat on purpose?
on April 4th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Guys, there is a very discreet guy who fancies you rotten. No-one will ever know if you even meet him, let alone "do stuff"...
on April 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Black is a pretty basic colour (or non colour, for the purists), so how come now two pieces of black fabric are the same colour?
on April 4th, 2008 | 2 answers

Food is such a huge range of pretty colours. Why, after our body processes it, do we just get shades of brown?
on April 4th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

If cannibalism suddenly become the norm, who has an oven capable of cooking a whole "leg of man"? Would kitchen designers have...
on April 4th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If you could match music to a corporation to create them a theme tune of your own, what music would you match to which corporations?
on April 4th, 2008 | no answers

With cannibalism, isn't the human body rather an awkward shape to be able to get a good sized steak, or decent meaty chops?
on April 4th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

US citizens are guaranteed a right of freedom of speech. What responsibilities does such a right bring with it?
on April 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What smell do you love the most?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 24 answers | 15 people like this

Why is it that so many US presidents are assassinated or attempts made. Does US security suck so badly? Or are the people just closer to...
on April 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Why do you think I want to see your election campaign for your special presidential candidate?
on April 2nd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Just how bad is AB going to get as the US presidential lottery gets nearer?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Was I good last night? My mother said I should always be.
on April 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

We Brits think the US electoral system is weirder than a weird person's underwear. Who can explain it so we understand it?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Do you have any endearing little quirks?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

More leaderboards? More? Does anyone find them intelligible? Couldn't the developers fix all the broken stuff first?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Are you now, or have to ever been, a metrosexual?
on April 2nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I don't know if my b/f is the father of my dog of a son. My bitch of a mother has been sleeping with him. It all started when we...
on April 2nd, 2008 | 10 answers | 4 people like this

...[your question] does not meet our standards as states (sic) our Terms of Use, either because it's considered "spam" (a...
on April 1st, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

We just got human embryos made with cow eggs on the UK news in Newcastle. Don't they know we've all had a boss like that? Mine...
on April 1st, 2008 | One answer

When you had fights in school, did you win?
on April 1st, 2008 | no answers | 9 people like this

I haven't made any special rank recently. Everyone else is getting congratulated for making ranks. So how about a non-achiever?
on March 31st, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Who enjoys kissing lip gloss?
on March 31st, 2008 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

You called a corporation. You're on hold. What's the music?
on March 31st, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

What are the top Social Network sites that come to mind. Please do not say "AB", it may do SN, but it is nowhere near top league
on March 31st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

On your top video/DVD shelf, what is the fifth movie from the left?
on March 31st, 2008 | 25 answers | 17 people like this

Will the last Answerbagger to leave the site please turn off the lights?
on March 31st, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

I just followed the "Buy a T Shirt" link for an AB shirt. I can't see how to buy one! How do you find it? How do you buy it?
on March 31st, 2008 | One answer

Is there a particular passage in the bible (include the apocrypha of you wish), or another religious book of the same standing that you...
on March 31st, 2008 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

What is track 3 on the CD you grab first?
on March 31st, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

I have a man coming to mend the refrigerator. What do I do if he has a Swedish accent and a moustache?
on March 31st, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

At (eg) a football game, in the stands, watching, do you spectate or feel as if you participate?
on March 31st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you look through your eyes or do you see with them?
on March 31st, 2008 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

After what age do you think it is disgusting for a couple to have sex?
on March 30th, 2008 | 45 answers | 34 people like this

Is there a "value to go" in points that makes even those who say "points do not matter" try to get to the next level?...
on March 30th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

When the rest of the complexion is clear, why is the butt so often spotty?
on March 30th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Mother to cute toddler in a store: "Stay with me or someone will take you away!" Good parenting? Phobias for later? Stupid woman?
on March 30th, 2008 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

When you look at genitals do they sometimes make you giggle?
on March 29th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Think of all the bosses you have ever had. Are there any trends you have experienced for whether men or women are better managers?
on March 29th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

What do you hope your questions, answers, and comments here reveal about you?
on March 28th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Are you ever concerned that our world is ruled and run by stupid people?
on March 28th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

You annoyed me, so I am leaving AB. How mature is that?
on March 28th, 2008 | 17 answers | 13 people like this

How well do you hide your incompetence?
on March 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

How important are you to your nearest and dearest?
on March 28th, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Do you refuse to apologise to children?
on March 28th, 2008 | 25 answers | 24 people like this

When was the last time you were wrong?
on March 28th, 2008 | 7 answers | 9 people like this

How do you spot a serious question in the humour here?
on March 28th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Is the current fad for colonoscopy really just an excuse to have anal stimulation?
on March 28th, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Proctology: A good day at the orifice?
on March 28th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Just how sane are you? Are you sure?
on March 28th, 2008 | 21 answers | 11 people like this

You may not believe in vampires, but what if vampires believe in you?
on March 28th, 2008 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever, while not being gay, wondered what gay sex would be like and if you would enjoy it? Not watching porn. Participating fully.
on March 27th, 2008 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Did Jesus ever have sexual desire for someone?
on March 27th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

AB Admins: Do you get perfectly clear questions rejected with an imbecilic "please clarify your question" email? Do you want to...
on March 27th, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

The 'Trial Separation': How many such trials succeed and become permanent?
on March 27th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does your life revolve, almost by accident, around a particular geographic location? I don't mean "I have never left my...
on March 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

My local Jehovah's Witnesses just left me a pamphlet with a pic of a hairy bearded bloke. The caption: "Jesus Christ, who is...
on March 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

With today's highly detailed sex ed classes, would Mary's conception be regarded as immaculate if it happened now? And her...
on March 26th, 2008 | 3 answers

Anyone else confuse Immaculate Conception (Mary) with Virgin Conception (Jesus)?
on March 26th, 2008 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Is the tale of the immaculate conception essential to Christianity, or does it all hang on the resurrection?
on March 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Jaguar gets sold to Tata today by Ford. Now the Jag is Indian is it still a premium brand?
on March 26th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

When you get a "-2" from a big bad newbie, how slapped do you feel?
on March 25th, 2008 | 29 answers | 29 people like this

If participating in AB is mental masturbation, does the process ever reach orgasm?
on March 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What is the worst type of ABer: Boring, Stupid, or Boring and Stupid?
on March 25th, 2008 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Was Moses the only thing the Pharaoh's daughter said she found somewhere weird in order to pretend it wasn't hers really?
on March 25th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do Christians and Jews do what Angels tell them to? And how do they know the guy saying "I'm an Angel" really is one?...
on March 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What do you do in a marriage where sex has ended, is unlikely ever to restart and you are now just companions, much against your desires?
on March 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Long lasting cars: How long did you own a car for that you drove on a daily basis?
on March 24th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

If your tap water is safe to drink, but you just don't like the taste, do you filter inline, filter with a jug, or drink bottled...
on March 24th, 2008 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

4000 US Soldiers have now died in Iraq. How many more will it take before the protest songs and marches start, like with Vietnam? You...
on March 24th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

How many brand new cars have you ever had in your family? What were they? Do not count vehicles provided by your employer.
on March 24th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What is the most erotic meal you can devise? This is a food question, not a setting question.
on March 24th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

"Every day Mbenge walks 2 hours to get water..." so goes the charity pitch. Why doesn't Mbenge move nearer the water?
on March 24th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

I get my first ever pair of varifocals next week. What was your first time like?
on March 24th, 2008 | 2 answers

Please design me an exotic fruit salad, not too sweet.
on March 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Your pet dies. Cremation, burial, disposal by the vet, or something else?
on March 24th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Flowers at a funeral or worthwhile charitable donations?
on March 24th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Those impromptu roadside shrines that pop up when someone had a fatal accident: What are your thoughts?
on March 24th, 2008 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

How weird was your childhood?
on March 24th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Do you ever feel you have lived before? Any ability to describe that?
on March 24th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

We all 'have a novel in us'. What is yours about?
on March 24th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Have you noticed that whenever you annoy someone here someone else agrees with you and annoys them too? Is that reassuring?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Just how bored am I at the moment?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What, precisely, in your own words, is 'blasphemy'?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 10 answers | 1 person likes this

Wasn't the innkeeper truly practical? Who would give his best room to a woman about to give birth? The stable made great sense. Plus...
on March 23rd, 2008 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Str8 gentlemen and lesbian ladies, please help a gay guy understand: Are female genitals attractive items, if so, what is inherently...
on March 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What is the oldest antique that you share your home with?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

It's polling day. It's a major election. The results matter. Do you vote as you have always done, or do you think deeply and...
on March 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I was alone with this guy who said he was an angel. Could I be pregnant?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

Do you ever look at answers here and ask yourself why some people are allowed to drive cars, to vote and to breed?
on March 23rd, 2008 | 17 answers | 10 people like this

This software is so good, here at AB. How hard can it be to show avatars reliably? Or has the sole software guy gone on vacation?
on March 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

This guy Jesus Christ: Ignore the "son of God" debate. Just tell me why he always looks so Northern European in all pictures we...
on March 23rd, 2008 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

Donkeys: Did they suddenly grow a cross on Palm Sunday?
on March 23rd, 2008 | One answer

This "Virgin Mary" stuff: Did anyone check the virginity, or did they just take her word for it?
on March 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What do you think when someone uses the words "potty mouth"?
on March 21st, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

So Jesus hung out with 12 very strange young men. Gonna tell me no hanky panky happened there, then? Boys will be boys....
on March 21st, 2008 | 3 answers | 7 people like this

Was Mary the victim of rape by a deity?
on March 21st, 2008 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

What is the purpose of a zoo?
on March 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If asked to pose nude for a well known photographer, knowing that he may submit the pictures for publication at his sole discretion,...
on March 21st, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Are centaurs the result of human sexual deviance gone horribly wrong?
on March 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

I found the answer using Google, so it must be right, mustn't it?
on March 21st, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Chocolate... The ultimate treat, or is something even better?
on March 20th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Can you experience oblivion?
on March 20th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

"Leverage": Why can't Americans understand that this is NOT a verb? It's a noun. There is no such thing as "To...
on March 20th, 2008 | 29 answers | 8 people like this

Is it small, or is it far away? Small? Far Away? Small, or far away?
on March 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Why are you asking me? Do you truly think I care about your problems?
on March 19th, 2008 | 10 answers | 7 people like this

Often, here, a question about religion gets an alleged answer which is all preaching and wholly ignores the question. It seems to be an...
on March 19th, 2008 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Whom should I congratulate? Those who start these things get a load of points!
on March 18th, 2008 | 7 answers | 10 people like this

Compare and contrast the genitalia sizes of the BMW M3, Porsche, and Nissan Skyline owners. Give reasons for your answer.
on March 18th, 2008 | 3 answers

You have just watched a guy in a BMW M3 race from the traffic lights and leave you standing. What size is his penis?
on March 18th, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Guys, at the urinal do you unzip and fish, or unbuckle and lower?
on March 18th, 2008 | 11 answers | 2 people like this

The AB category scheme is woefully incomplete. Does anyone ever improve it?
on March 18th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Bugsy Malone... Jolly jape? Good movie? Odd paedophile material dressed up as a mainstream movie?
on March 18th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Which child movie stars have gone on to be great adult actors?
on March 18th, 2008 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

Brokeback Mountain could have had a really poignant storyline. It failed badly. It was all hype and no substance, plus a bit of rutting....
on March 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Gentlemen: You are in a business suit, well tailored, smart. So why do you spend so much time adjusting your genitals for comfort?
on March 18th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Men's bodies are not designed for trousers. However small the genitals are, they get in the way. Women are designed for trousers. So...
on March 18th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Girls, if your guy asked you to massage his prostate, would you even know where it was? Would you do it?
on March 18th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Testicular cancer is so easy to detect and prevent. Do you check your testicles regularly (or does your partner check for you)?
on March 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is?
on March 18th, 2008 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Prostate massage is reputed to lessen the risk of prostate cancer, a silent killer. It also feels great (trust me!), so why are so many...
on March 18th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If you don't believe in casting runes to foretell the future, why do you watch the weather forecast?
on March 18th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Gravy... Thin or thick?
on March 17th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

When we see a homework question here, should we give a full answer with a hidden subtle error?
on March 17th, 2008 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Oysters... Chew or swallow?
on March 17th, 2008 | 16 answers | 10 people like this

Fish knives... Why?
on March 17th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Is there any point to soup?
on March 17th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Do healthy, normal children have any parts that are not needed and can be discarded?
on March 17th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

You have a perfectly healthy child, well proportioned, no birth defects. Would you perform cosmetic surgery on them?
on March 17th, 2008 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

How much time in your working day does email take up?
on March 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Just how much, *really* how much, do you care?
on March 17th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Do Altar Boys and Housekeepers know they are part of the compensation and benefits scheme for Roman Catholic clergymen before they take...
on March 17th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

Do you have a favourite cell phone? What makes it special for you?
on March 17th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

How hard can it possibly be to make a mobile phone menu easy to use?
on March 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you pee on the Easter Bunny and he turns blue, does that mean you are pregnant?
on March 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Beauty pageants for minor children - Do these seem odd or normal to you? Would you care to share why you answer as you have?
on March 17th, 2008 | 26 answers | 17 people like this

What if Tolkien was right, and it's all about a ring of power?
on March 17th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Surely Easter is a pagan fertility rite? It's all about eggs and rabbits!
on March 17th, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

What happens to self declared trolls who rate you negatively "because they can", and who are persistent?
on March 16th, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

Is Hillary Clinton just Bill in drag?
on March 16th, 2008 | 15 answers | 12 people like this

What is the point of the "war on terror"?
on March 16th, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

What is the point of blogging?
on March 16th, 2008 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

What are the best neuroses to have?
on March 15th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

How do you confuse an idiot?
on March 15th, 2008 | 22 answers | 13 people like this

If the various contenders for the US presidential nominations (etc) were all laid end to end, would anyone be surprised?
on March 15th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Managers: What's the shortest time someone has worked for you before being fired?
on March 15th, 2008 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

This "Right to bare arms" that so many US citizens speak of. If they can't spell, what hope do we have for their aim with...
on March 15th, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

Do you find it arrogant that a person who believes in one religion will seek to bless others who have no interest in that alleged boon?
on March 15th, 2008 | 15 answers | 9 people like this

Of all the Italian brands of suppositories, is Innuendo the best?
on March 15th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I'm planning a trip to Communicado, Cognito, and Paranoia. What visas am I likely to need?
on March 15th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Does the person who says "I'm sorry, BUT...." really annoy you, too?
on March 14th, 2008 | 12 answers | 6 people like this