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What would a mime do if he really was stuck in a glass box?
Suffocate
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Do you hate Answerbag? Why or why not?
I just lost any love I had for the site.
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AB just emailed me:
Seems to me, which I could not put in the question because that was too long to write, that the site is too large for the revenues they are making. This means that they have chosen to cut corners using "bulk moderation", a thing which requires little human intervention (thus low cost)
This was fun for a while. But the fun drained away with the email that said, effectively,...
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What would you do if AB was down for a full day?
Cheer it up?
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WHERE CAN I CHANGE(equality) MY BELGIUM DIPLOMA INTO U.S DIPLOMA?
eBay?
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Would you want to know if your s/o cheated on you?
Not at all.
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Of all the adventures in your life, which was the most darling?
Ah, the world of darling adventures!
I think it was when I took My Little Pony out for the first time. That was darling!
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Is religion so weak and Answerbag so bigoted that questions such as http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3488834 "have to be censored" as offensive? Clickable link in my answer
Click this to see what the admins censored! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3488834
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People are claiming they won't vote for Obama because it sounds like Osama. Are they completely unaware that the name of the opposing candidate contains the name of the Bible's first murderer? How do they justify that?
oh give it up. Bear in mind that the genetic makeup of the majority of the voting population in the USA is somewhere between amoeba and water lily. Stupid enough to vote for the horse if the horse's ass is not on the ballot paper!
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Is anything really 'literally' impossible?
"i m p o s s i b l e"
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I found a mint green round pill along with xanax, what are these. I found them in my boyfrind's daughter's purse.
Nosy cow!
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Can anyone fly
For a while. It depends how far above the ground you start. Most folk are pretty poor at landing well, though.
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or neither? If you arent either,...what are you?
Just how insular are you? There is a whole wide world out there.
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I am in FRANCE without me PARIS will be PRICE in french, who am I?
A wanker?
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I just got a new 2009 vehicle and I have a question about when I sell it to someone else. I financed my vehicle for 84 months & in 3 years i want to sell it. What happends to the amount that I owe? Does it get transfered? Do i still have to pay it?
Who 'owns' the debt?
Yup. You do. So you pay back the debt out of the proceeds of the sale.
The money is the money and the car is the car.
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Oh my god ! budweisser is being bought out by forien country can you believe it?
why even care? Piss is piss whoever brews it.
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When you go down...i come. when i come ... you stroke faster and faster..you scream and scream for me to come..until i come...what am i?
repetitive
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Ladies. if you suspected your hubby was looking at porn, what would you do?
Who cares?
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Wow, did I piss off a troll when I asked a question in the Jesus Christ category that wasn't from the atheist point of view?
We have no idea. Did you?
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What is the most stupid thing that you ever did as a child?
Grew up
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Does anyone want to chat about love with me? (AIM)?
No
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Whic of the two methods used in measuring the volume of the cylinder cup is more accurate a meterstick or vernier caliper?why?
Do your own damned homework
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What really needs to be changed?
Mugabe and Zimbabwe
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Why should we seriously consider what the Bible says about the future of the government?
No. No no no no no. No.
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Can you tell us one thing that is not a fact about yourself?
Some trees have green leaves.
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Can u use the same microsoft office activation key more than once and if so can anyone share?
It depends what type it is. and no.
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What is a good idea for a tattoo to commemorate a first born son
How about engraving his name on his forehead in mirror writing?
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Whether you believe in Him or not, isn't God like the ultimate Dad?
Do you mean he dances badly at weddings?
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Is there every a time when getting pregnant isn't a surprise?
When you intend to get pregnant
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How do i get black people 2 be friend with me?
The same way as you get green people to be friends with you. You stop being an asshole about it and stop asking damfool racially biased questions like this one
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Use of the word "Gay". If I say to you I'm gay what forms in your mind. I said I'm 'gay' at work the other day and my colleagues believed that I was "coming out of the closet". What about you?
Since I am a homosexual man I associate 'gay' with homosexuality. However I regret the loss of the other uses of the word.
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Hypothetically, if a body were discovered after being in the water for over a year, would DNA still be able to be recovered or would it be of no forensic value?
I suggest you cremate the body you are trying to dispose of. Or have a BBQ
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Do you think having unlimited sick pay at work would increase/decrease absenteeism?
Yes, I do.
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Do you crave salt or sugar more?
Oh yes. I always crave salty tea
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Do you have a good relationship with your grandparents?
Hard to know. They are all dead.
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Does anyone else think that seat belt laws for adults are unconstitutional (U.S.A.). The only one I hurt is myself so what gives them the right?
Please FAIL to wear a belt. But also make sure you have no medical insurance. Everyone hates you anyway.
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My son just came out to me as a heterosexual. What do I do? How should I react?
This was meant to be a comment. Please flag as nonsense
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My dishwasher is only 2 years old. The soap dispenser DOES open during the cycle, but the soap just seems to drop straight down! I have bought both powder & liquid soap, with the same result. Any idea what is wrong?
Sounds like it works as designed.
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Cinema or Pub?
Phone box.
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I like my women like i like my coffee_____ finish?
Weak, with a dash of milk, loads of sugar, and whipped cream, served in a tall glass with an ornate handle.
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How do you know the male is finished with his buisness?
He sends the girl bunny home before the buses stop running.
Gee, do you mean "How do you know when he has stopped fucking the female?"
Say so!
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Why did god let Jesus be crucified?
Who cares?
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Is it true that Obama is not eligible for thr President of the United States since both his parents were not legal US citizens when he was born?
Wanker!
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Guys, would u still be interested in a girl and possibly ask her out if u thought she had a good personality/sense of humor and everything, except u werent "attracted" to her physically?
Everyone needs a a practice run or two
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What do rednecks invest their money in?
Mattresses
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Are you able to resist an earthquake?
I am powerful enough to hold fault lines together, yes.
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If someone that you hate is an idiot, what do you call them, besides 'idiot'?
You don't. You grow up.
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What should I do right now? I am really bored..
Masturbate
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What would you do if you had a 15year old that you grounded for mouthing off and he left the house anyway to hang with his friends?
Use a more sensible sanction next time, and regret being so stupid as to try to ground a 15 year old.
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How do you say 'idiot' in different languages?
Slowly and loudly, but continue to use English. They will get the picture.
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Asians are so beautiful they are wonderful people... I love them, but there is so much racism towards them why?
To me that question is rather like those patronising "Some of my BEST FRIENDS are Asian" conversations.
"Gosh, look mommy, there's an Asian. Can we take him home, can we? huh? can we can we? Huh?"
It is almost as racist in its way as overt racism. You paint them as an underclass whereas they are human beings. While your heart may be in the right place, your...
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Why do people commit murder? I can't imagine having such hatred in my heart.
Mostly it is in the heat of the moment, and an accident waiting to happen.
As an example, it is really unwise to pick a fight with someone while they are chopping onions. Guess what they are holding.
This type of murder never makes the news.
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What's a good healthy lunch?
No he isn't. What's on second. Don't you go eating our best ever second base man.
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Is it possible to masturbate in a caravan (trailer home for our US colleagues) with both a satisfactory result and without waking the whole set of folk sleeping there by vibrating them out of bed?
Good lord! -13 so fast!
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What are your favorite quotes?
I think I'll call it Percival.
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Have you ever been naked with someone in a non-sexual situation? If so what?
Regularly. I sunbathe naked on clothing optional beaches.
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There are so many myths about masturbation being bad for you, can you think up new myths why it's good for you?
Semen is fun. You can make papier mache with it. But you need to have a constant supply. So regular masturbation onto the torn up newspaper allows you to start your model making career with all organic products
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What country has the highest price for a gallon of gas?
Probably the UK. Though I would not be at all surprised if a small remote and awkward to reach nation were higher.
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Lleps eht rewsna ot siht noitseuq sdrawkcab, eman gnihtemos gnitseretni tuoba flesruoy?
ǝsou ǝʇnɔ ʎ11ɐǝɹ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı
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Where is the worst place on your body to find nasal mucus (snot)?
Between the butt cheeks
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Are you ready for life after George W. Bush?
Yes please. Though one of the two is probably worse. But then he'll die soon anyway
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How do i ask a girl i only recently met if she whants to have copulation?
"hi. I likes you. I wants you to sex with you and me. Copulation ok?"
Or you could wait until you have some maturity.
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I need a way to generate revenue, with no out of pocket expense for college, what do you suggest?
Prostitution
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Have you ever submitted something on AB that you thought might get you watched by a government agency?
Oh often.
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Why arent the status updates being sent to my phone anymore??
Because everybody hates you. It's a conspiracy.
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Why are men so proud of having a mustache?
Any device that allows you to filter lumpy soup is a thing to be proud of.
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What do grafic designers do?
Not a lot. On the other hand Graphic Designers have a real job
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How do plants keep themselves from drying out?
The adopt people who water them
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What was the main purpose of nazi propaganda?
Obviously to enable your teacher to set you this assignment. Do it yourself.
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Do you believe anything we are able to do is natural?
Yes.
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In the US we call them sweaters, in the UK they are called jumpers. If I bring a sweater from the US to the UK, do I have to jump around when I wear it?
I have news for you. We call them sweaters and jumpers.
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Who is a guest
I thought he was a regular member of the team and on first base.
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On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the least and 100 the most), how assertive are you?
It depends upon the situation. Usually I maintain around an 80 mark.
Given the need to become strongly assertive, 100 is no problem (without a hint of aggression).
Social situations may demand a substantially lower assertiveness level, and I modify mine as appropriate
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Why are we called abnormal if we are lesbian/gay?
Assuming that Kinsey's 10% is correct then we are not the statistical norm in society. While we are most assuredly normal, our 10% is a significant statistical abnormality.
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A PLANE FLY ROUND TRIP AND IT TAKESA TOTAL OF 4 HOURS. iT IS TRAVELING 500 MPH 1 WAY AND 300 MPH BACK. HOW MAY MILES DID IT TRAVEL IN TOTAL? PLEASE POST HOW YOU COME UP WITH THE ANSWER. THANKS
No. You do your own damned homework.
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What can most easily turn a first date into a last date?
death
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Without looking in a dictionary, what is the hardest word you can spell?
No, it isn't. 'What' is dead easy.
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Is everyone on here an idiot and think stupid bands like ramones and green day are punk. does anyone know real hardcore punk.
Yes. Fuck off.
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Just saw a piece on Good Morning America about a comany requiring women to wear pany hose/stockings to work. Do you agree with this office policy?
That is sexual discrimination, of course. Sounds like the cue for a lawsuit.
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What do you call it: sweet potato or yam?
I yam what I yam
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If all other factors are held constant, does engine oil pressure increase or decrease with an increase in vehicle weight?
What does vehicle weight have to to with engine oil pressure?
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Do clouds only ever travel in one direction?
How would something travel in more than one direction?
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How far back in our history would we need to go to find a presidency as disastrous for the U.S.A. as that of George W. Bush has been thus far?
Papa Bush
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A box of crayons has 4 yellow crayons 1 white and 1 blue 2 crayons are selected what is the probabilty of picking a yellow and a blue
Do your own damned homework
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A box contains six red marbles and 2 green ones. an experiment is done selecting 2 marbles at random without replacement draw a probability tree.write the sample using proper notation list the probability for each outcome
Do your own damned homework
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If you could be one musical instrument, which one and why?
A Theramin
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What is tax collected at soures?
Well, there was a competition. Soures and several other cities put in bids to be the central tax collection point.
After a long contest the little town of Soures won.
Soures has a population of 7309 folk, half of whom work in the tax office.
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Where is the worst place to shout I want to get "Kinky"?
Depending upon your gender and orientation, in a monastery or nunnery.
Hmm, that could also be the best place.
What do do? What to do?
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Last night my boyfriend and i had a discussion. I told him i felt like he didnt care much for me cause whenever i tell him to hold me. He says he's too tired to do that. He needs to sleep. He would rather watch the game. What should i do?
You're very lucky. Most women who are in relationships seem to want to give up on sex and anything tactile as fast as possible, and he's helping you do that early!
This one's a keeper!
Now you can concentrate on having a piece of cake, a cup of coffee and a nice sit down with a good book.
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I caught my gf in bed with 2 guys, 1 girl, a goat and a giraffe. There also was some porno that was on TV. Is this cheating?
Yes. There is no need to watch porn to get ideas in this situation. She ought to have been able to do this without the porn. Watching porn is cheating.
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If a bacteria isolate shows intermediate to moderate resistance to an anibiotic, how might this antibiotic still be sccessfully used in the treatment of this microbe?
Put in a syringe and add some DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK
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When does it start getting dark where you live?
just before evening twilight
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I need to do a project with 6 circles and i cant think of anything to do help?
Hula hoops.
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What did you just loose?
My shoelaces.
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I just got a new kitten, my female cat that i already had is OBSESSED with it. she lets it try and nurse, follows it everywhere it goes and wont let it out of her sight, if i try and take him she gets mad and growls at me, what should i do?
Be happy and let them sort it out
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Would you appear nude in an adult magazine for a payment that equals ten times your current annual salary?
Sure, why not? Though I stipulate "solo and flaccid"
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How can I copyright something? Vague question, I know, but any help?
In England an item is copyright by virtue of having been created. There are no steps required.
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Where is the best place besides on line and bars for recently divorced people to meet new people?
Fresh produce section of a supermarket. Ask for advice from gorgeous strangers.
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Today the Senate intelligence committee reported that G. W. B. misstated Saddam Hussein's links to terrorism & ignored doubts among intelligence agencies about Iraq's arms programs as they made a case for war. What do you think it is going to happen now?
He will be awarded a medal of honour and revered as a past president.
Just like his poodle, Blair.
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When was Turkey founded
Wasn't it native to America and there when Columbus turned up?
You probably mean "When was Turkey found?"
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I fell off of my horse today, landed on my butt, should I make a doctor's appointment to see if I'm completely okay?
Yup. You may have concussion. I can tell the location of your brain by the question you asked.
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Who else hates simon cowell? I mean that girl was crying and everyone hugged her except him he sat there.Plus he's a jerk.
Truth hurts. But these folk want a career in showbiz. They need the truth.
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What would you do or say if I mooned you?
I'd suggest that you stuck a broom in there and swept the floor as you walked away
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My husband did something to my imac and now the desktop is too large to fit on the screen so when the mouse reaches the edge the whole desktop moves so you can see the rest. I've tried adjusting the screen resolution but it doesn't help.
I suggest making minor adjustments to your husband until he puts it right. Start with adjusting his testicles.
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Why is it that when dealing with the discrimination issue, some minorities/gays get defensive when the shoe is on the other foot?
I see what you mean from your clarification. There is a difference between "rights" and "poor behaviour".
I think folk do it because they are either stupid or arrogant.
While one may have the right to make out in public, one needs to choose the location sensitively. Black folk should have equal human rights, not positive discrimination, nor should folk make...
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Can you name a myth?
Christianity.
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Why do I have to payoff the balance of a car that has been reposessed and resold
Because that is what you contracted to do.
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Why is it that when dealing with the discrimination issue, some minorities/gays get defensive when the shoe is on the other foot?
Could you elaborate on that, please. I'm not yet sure what you are driving at.
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Do you believe in gay rights?
No. I believe in equal rights for all human beings. All.
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I found an orange pill its round and has a K on one side the K has an arrow coming out of the upper right corner what is this pill?
Oh eat the damned thing. What else did you steal?
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Why do the players grow beards during the Stanley Cup playoffs?
To pretend that they are manly
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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?
It does rather sound as if she had to present herself for a body inspection. That image does not engender trust. If you want to have any hope of influencing a child then you need to earn the child's respect.
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There are many Religions in the world, many claiming to be 'the only true Religion'. How can you you tell if yours is the right one? (No offense intended and I apologize in advance if anyone finds it offensive).
It has to involve Chocolate Cake! See http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/about/
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What is RIGHT with legalizing gay marriage?
Most marriages today are civil contracts. Some are embellished by a church and some ceremonies.
It is right that two people can choose to make a contractual commitment, one to the other. It is right that "partner benefits" should accrue to a couple who enter into such a contract.
Can you imagine being excluded form hospital visits to your life partner because you are 'not...
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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do?
Get bored and masturbate a fair bit.
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Would a shot of tabasco in the hand lotion liven up the relentless joys of teenage masturbation? (uncut guys may wonder what I'm talking about, cos you need no extra lube!)
ROFLMAO. -5 at once from a puritan! I so LOVE dorks! I just can't eat a whole one.
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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?
Who?
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How could you derive pleasure with a bike pump?
Inflatable sheep?
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There's been controversy over whether we should use the death penalty less or even not at all. Some view it as inhumane as it ceases the life of a fellow human being. Others say while they do not wish to kill, sometimes it is necessary. What's your view?
I think use it less.
Still kill them, but only slightly.
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My wife cheated on me with one of my workers. what should i do? I feel sad and like she dont love me any more.
Fire the worker
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Do you sleep with your eyes closed?
Not in meetings
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Who do you get most of your advice from?
Well, obviously from all the people here.
I don't take it, because so much is crap, but I certainly get it.
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What is in the backseat of your car?
No. What is on second base.
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What colour is the post boxes in your country?
They is red.
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I'm 18 & have this crush on my ex lab demonstrator who is 6-7 years senior to me. I don't have the nerve to ever tell him, but I don't know there's just something about him that appeals to me. He's intelligent and warm. Do you think I stand a chance?
Go for it. Everyone likes younger attention! You'll get laid, 99% sure!
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Once I am saved, do I have to join a church to begin doing the work for the Lord?
Yes. http://chocolatecakechurch.org will suit you very well
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How do you get rid of a jehova's witness that won't quit coming to your house at 6 in the morning?
Seduce it
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Are some animals (other than humans) gay, bisexual, asexual, or transgendered?
There is a New Scientist article which suggests that homosexuality is seen in animals other than humans: http://tinyurl.com/26mmj9
The study was featured in a TV documentary in the UK a few years ago and made compelling viewing. The documentary went further than the study and spoke about wild animal documentaries where any homosexual behaviour was not only regularly observed, but always...
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How do I find out who is hosting a particular website? The site I'm looking into is www.birdshop-online.com. I'd like as much info as possible on who's running/hosting the site and when it was last updated, etc.
http://www.dnsstuff.com
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If two lesbians take one of their eggs each, swap the nuclei, reinsert the eggs back into themselves, that's cloning. What would the children born from that be considered, human?
I downrated you because you started with "Lesbians". Why do they have to be lesbians in order for this to be cloning? Or are you just showing your cultural anti-gay bias?
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Where can I go to find my residency history?
Home?
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Have you ever seen your parents naked?
Of course. Why ever not?
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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?
Always blame the boy. It must be the boy. The girl did nothing because girls are so sweet and precious and NEVER want to make out with anyone.
Now she has a love bite. Sperm can get in through there, can't they?
Maybe she has AIDS now?
If the boy is called Gabriel, maybe she is about to have the new messiah?
What if it were a girl who gave it to her?
Oh lord. The world...
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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice?
Lord yes. Seduce her boyfriend! Everyone needs a toy boy
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Do you except my apologie?
Accept four you're speling
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What is the color of shinny?
Same colour as the rest of the leggy.
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Have you ever felt a deep connection with someone the first time you met?
yes. I proposed at the next meeting but one
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Who would like to wish U.S statesman Ted Kennedy a speedy recovery?
To what? Humankind? Was he the one you should never take a lift from near water?
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If you have squeezed a white head but it doesn't go according to plan and you end up with more of a wound than a spot, what's the best thing to put on it?
Plaster of Paris
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What is the most you would do on a first date?
I think 24 hours of passionate sex is probably enough before sleeping for a while.
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What the heck should I do with my life?
Prostitution?
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In a 10 question multiple choice test, what are the chances they get at least 9 correct ( each question has four choices ). Please show work
Homework time again?
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What would you do to reduce knife crime? (Thinking about in the UK but anywhere would do.)
Conscription and then start a traditional infantry trench war.
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I HAVE A MITSUBISHI VS-50607 BIG SCREEN THAT WORKED FINE BUT SOMEONE THINKS THEY HIT A TIMER BUTTON AND NOW WILL NOT TURN ON AT ALL -IS THERE A RESET BUTTON-FLASHES A QUICK LIGHT BY THE TIMER WHEN I TRY TO POWER IT ON,CANT FIND OWNERS MANUAL
Do, please, turn your caps lock key off.
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Does recycling pick up need to be funded at the state or local level? I feel like there should be a tax increase to support curbside recycling pick-up but I don't know how I can get the ball rolling. My mayor's an idiot. What can I do?
A tax increase? Good luck with that! I wonder how much of an idiot the mayor is!
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Ever been to Italy?
Yes
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Can you be truly in love more than once?
Yes
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Is recycling really making an impact on the environment?
No, but it is still a no brainer to do it. Only an idiot squanders resources and shits in his own bed.
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What is the worst song to play at a wedding?
"Another one Bites the Dust" - Queen
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What is dimenchia? how does it effect you?
I lose track of words.
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How was LegalExpert allowed to submit 8380 questions in one day when we're limited to asking only 20 questions an hour?
This is funny. I looked at http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/661371 part of the answer comes from http://law.jrank.org/pages/11721/Dred-Scott-v-Sandford.html and no copyright is acknowledged
Seems to me to be a major error stuffing the database with a load of questions where infringement of copyright is likely (especially legal ones!), plus it will do no good at all with search engines -...
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What should I know about Dred Scott v. Sandford?
Gotta love databases of questions and answers that get uploaded by a database query. I'm betting COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT here. And I see a legal case coming if so.
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For you, what is an embarrassing topic to talk about?
I think the day I got my penis caught in the photocopier because I forgot that the platten moved!
Yup, that hasn't happened, but it could!
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What is the output signal from stanard on and off switch generated as?
Is it that homework time of day again? Do your own!
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Is it legal for a waitress to change the tip amount on a credit card? My husband tipped 10% for a carry out order but when our bank processes it the tip amount was changed to 20%
Well, what do *you* think?
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How many stamps do you need to send a letter from england to poland?
Just the one, but it has to be the correct value.
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Who is the sexiest man or woman you ever layed eyes on?
My vote's going with this guy. He's a singer in the UK, and just HOT! He has the bluest eyes you ever saw.
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Will you still be putting your foot to the gas or will you stay home more when the gas prices go up to $5 a gallon?
You US guys need to get over yourselves. The UK has £1.14 per litre at present. We'd LOVE to see $5 for a US gallon of the stuff. Ours is the price of wine!
Looks like invading Iraq was a more serious error than you realised and that our fuckwit Blair went along with.
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Atheists: What do you think of those people who claim that deep down inside you believe in God?
I pity their pointless little thoughts in their pointless little lives
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My queries is that since last a few months we are using Pakistani salt in our kitchen. But someone has told us this salt is deficient in iodine.That one has advised us to mix Pakistani salt with any branded ordinary salt in the ratio of 50-50. Please do
Iodine was only ever added to the salt to make it flow. No-one needs it.
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How do you get a 14 yr old to come out of her shell?
Leave food just out of reach.
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Do any of you use the "5 second rule"?
And if it lands on a dog turd? What then?
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Do you get annoyed when people misquote or mispronounce things on a regular basis? What's your (least) favorite?
Willful mispronunciation of a name. Almost always perpetrated by 'English' Americans on Americans from other cultures. It's often corrected and always the correction is ignored.
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I have been told that to calm a dog down its good to let them have a litter of pups. Has anyone else heard this?
Yes. Usually said by ignorant people. It is not right at all. Train your dog
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How much liquid does the human bladder hold?
Never quite enough to last a full academic exam!
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My mom is concidering sending me to a boarding school for troubled teens. what should i expect if she does? spacifically, obviously there will be rules derr.
A somewhat military regime, with mandatory exercise, and a great deal of supervision. Chores. Mindless cleaning. No freedom and very little privacy, if any. Constant petty tasks. Humiliations. No freedom to come and go as you please, no phone, no internet, no makeup, no boyfriends, no girlfriends.
There is also the strong potential for physical and sexual abuse in regimes like this.
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Whats the best answer for a mother who keeps asking about your virginity?
Tell her that, so far as you know, you have already been in one vagina: hers.
Ask her if it recovered well from the experience.
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I like this giirl and she is going out with this guy what do i do this Q is from my freind as he doesnt have an acount
Your friend is a motor mechanic. That's my guess.
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Are small businesses becoming obsolete?
And how does a large business start?
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Does one have to be sorry for being gay to go to heaven? (are all 600 rules in the bible practical nowadays)?
These 600 rules: Why did you pick out the alleged rule about homosexuality?
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Are you an angry heterosexual?
neither of the above
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Will you or have you avoided answering or asking a controversial question in fear of losing points?
No way, nor will I :)
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My boyfriend's best friend refers to me as "whats her face" even though he has known me for a year. What does this mean?
It means that he is secretly deeply in love with your boyfriend, and probably that your boyfriend used to return the love.
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Should doctors be allowed to prescribe contraception for girls under the age of 16?
yes
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If you woke up inside the belly of a snake what would you do and how would you escape?? and more importantly could you escape somehow?? or are you truly doomed less the snake gets indigestion or ill and throws you up.
You are already dead. You escape as faeces.
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What does the equation E=mc^2 imply?
Loads
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I was asked to cash a US funds checks here in the US for a man who owns a buisness in the UK. Once I cash the US check from the US customer I am to take 10% for my payment, then wire the remainder of the money back to him. Is this legal?
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
Ignore it completely or you will lose a LOAD of money
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Have you ever been out of the country you live in. where was it
Often. Doing it again in the summer when I visit Sri Lanka.
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How long should the processional wedding march music be for a wedding? My friend is composing my bridal march...
How far are you going to walk?
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What led you to believe there is a deity?
Chocolate cake: http://chocolatecakechurch.org after I became upset with The Flyihg Spaghetti Monster
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Have you ever tried using your opposite hand for an entire day?
I found masturbation a trial. I did enjoy the trial, though.
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When you were a teenager, did you have a job? If so, what did you do and how much did you make an hour?
I pumped gas. I made 7 shillings and 6 pence an hour.
Later I worked in a research lab. I made 13 pounds 10 shillings a week.
I gave that up to teach kids to sail. I made £1 per day with lunch included
Isn't the money meaningless?
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What is the first thing you see when you open your back door?
Rain
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Is Eminem going to go down as the best white rapper ever?
Go down on whom?
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What is on your night stand?
You are mistaken. What is on second base.
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If you received a letter in the mail that was missent to your P.O. box, then you put it back in mail box, and it comes back to you again, would you look up P.O. box of the place in the phone book then retype adress on envelope and mail it again?
it was addressed incorrectly to your address? And you expected it to go somewhere else when you remailed it?
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Would it be wrong of me to ask my husband for a divorce through his email?
I suggest you use a text message to his phone instead. Modern etiquette prefers texting.
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Is it possible to have fallen or someone, even when most of your relationship is based on txt and e-mail?
Yes.
But courtship starts the day you meet. I have known many occasions when the person is not at all as they seemed. Not at all.
Here is one such: http://tinyurl.com/62ampn
He was jailed for making sado-masochistic pictures and videos of naked and partially clothed (apparently consenting) minors while posing as a protector of minors. He had a persuasive charisma, and people flocked...
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Would you cross the street to help someone to their feet?
No. I would cross the street in order to offer assistance, and have done so. People do not need to be vertical just because you are. They need help if they have fallen, but only the help they need.
A period of repose on the ground is often a useful first step in recovery.
The last chap I helped was far better off asked to sit on the ground until the ambulance arrived. he was...
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How do you unlock a vauxhall corsa car radio
Always amusing to buy stolen goods, isn't it?
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If I tell you that I am open for business, what will you buy at my hardware store?
Four Candles
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What benefits, if any, have you seen from the revamping of the Outside The Bag category in terms of the quality of questions?
No improvement of any description.
It was a pointless deckchair rearrangement. It would be far better to fix the broken elements of the software, like those damned emails I do not want and can't turn off whatever my profile says about emails.
A purely cosmetic waste of effort and a developers' conceit.
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What is the best thing about men?
Hugs.
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If heaven had a sent what would it smell like?
Chocolate cake
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Have you ever heard of or run into Fred Phelps?
the man is a joke.
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My 4 year old son has been peeing on the carpet in the basement, I thought it was my daughter, she's still in diapers and sometimes takes them off.. but after asking Sean who was peeing, he finally told me it was him. What should I do about it?
ask him not to. When that fails give him good reasons not to, when that fgaild let hom know that whatever the next action on your part is, he will be choosing it. And act.
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Would you vote for Obama or Clinton if the presidential election was today?
I don't CARE. Get over this election crap.
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How can I turn a straight man gay?
I wish I knew. But it just never can happen. Same as turning you str8.
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I'm gay... anyway im not camp havent ever had a boyfriend, there is nothin on me for even being noticable as gay but since I came out of the closet I've come under countless homophobic abuse. What should be done to stop this in the world we live in today?
Continue, quietly, to be yourself. Show folk that you are still the same person that you were before.
I'm sure your profile says, but what part of the world are you in?
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I need to buy a travel card online but my son needs to pick it up in london
Excellent news. Congratulations.
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Can you find something better than lemon cake to serve for dessert?
God yes. http://chocolatecakechurch.org Chocolate cake!
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How do I find a lawyer I can trust?
Rhode Island Red is said to be good as a layer.
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I'd get a slayer. Or maybe a lawyer.
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What will provide fans with the most summertime thrills?
Nude mixed beach volleyball
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I am a brown man married to a white woman for two years who thinks we will have ugly kids because they will not be white. So she does want to have any kids while I do. I never thought she felt this way till I started talking about kids. What should I do?
You should talk and listen, but mainly listen. She has the fears that all mothers have, not necessarily about the kids but about their future.
Perhaps she sees more hardship for mixed race kids than you do, perhaps your view is right, perhaps hers is. Much of this depends on your community.
So listen, and do not sell or force your views on her, hard as that may be to resist. But find...
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Cornbread or chocolate cake?
The one true cake is chocolate cake: http://www.chocolatecakechurch.org/ Cornbread is but a pale imitation.
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How can i remove the bark spots of my body skin which is caused by mosquitoes bites?
Bark spots? Use a tree surgeon.
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Is euthanasia moral or immoral?
It depends who makes the decision
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Which weighs more a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
A matter of density!
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Results of social science research have failed to confirm any of "these concerns" about children of lesbian and gay parents... So, why it is still a divisive issue?
Any of what concerns?
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What must I do to go to American Idol?
Turn up on time.
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Are u with the love of your life.
With one of them.
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Can I go to American Idol if I am not from America? What else do you suggest I could do to start a career as a singer?? Please tell me!!
Make sure you can sing in tune, first time every time. Don't even consider inflicting yourself on anyone unless you can.
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Do you think AB shoud add a private message feature?
If they do it will kill their advertising revenue.
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Would you let your 17 year old son's girlfriend sleep over in his bedroom?
yes, if she is above the age of consent too.
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If "Jesus" and "God" are one, then why did Jesus ask: "God, why hast thou forsaken me?"...was he talking to himself?
He forgot that he was pretending to be the son of god. Not entirely surprising with a load of ironwork through his wrists and ankles, really.
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What do I need to get a divorce?
First you need to be married.
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FORWARD I'M HEAVY.
BACKWARD I'M NOT.
WHAT AM I.
Barbie.
Turn the caps lock off.
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What does the person you love the most in this world look like?
He was about my height, dark blond, slightly snub nose, oval face, slim, and probably not really as good looking as I thought.
Somehow it was his entire being that filled me with joy, not his looks, though I liked his looks a very great deal.
He was by no means the most good looking of the boys I grew up with, but he was the boy I loved. I doubt the love was returned, though I like to...
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Do you know any good tips for when im in bed with my boyfriend
Offer copious amounts of varied sex.
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I have a hard time making friends. Im 23bipolar with rapid cycling and I cannot make friends. Im really nice and I am a good person, smart & kind but I don't know how to make friends. I try to connect with people but I dont get a respons
You start with acquaintances, just folk you know. Though it's tough as hell, because you know you are bipolar, you can attempt to control how you react to them during the negative phases.
You also have the opportunity to tell them that you are bipolar and ask them to forgive you for any awkwardness that you may sometimes cause.
Those who wish to be real friends will "walk"...
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Why is science being ignored in the raging debate about the position gays should or could occupy in practicing religion?
Most sensible religions are starting to understand that homosexuality is one facet of normal. The others are not worth joining.
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She's a friend, but she's everything that makes her the woman for me. I haven't loved a woman this much in years. How to change our status to more than friends?
"[name], I think I am falling in love with you."
This gives an escape route back to friendship if she says "I wish you would not."
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How do you change the daytime front lights on a 2001 chevy tahoe
A hammer and chisel would have some effect here
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Which do you prefer as a side course: salad or vegetables?
It depends upon the dish and the vegetables in season. Some dishes require no other accompaniment.
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How do i make a full movie out of smaller segments
By editing
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Can you describe your chilhood in 1 word?
Odd
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Why are women so ridiculously afraid of mice?
They are not.
Most mice are afraid of women, though.
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Is EBAY safe? any one been ripped off?
As safe as any transactional site. Take sensible care over your dealings, keep your account details private, and use common sense.
Oh yes. Seriously consider NEVER shipping to Nigeria. Not ever.
If in doubt over emails sent to you, forward them to spoof@ebay.com and await their response before taking ANY action.
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Can I use domestic heating oil in a hydraulic system
You "can", and it will work for a while, though not as designed. But the seals and hoses are designed for a particular composition of fluid and you will damage your system, probably irreparably.
If you mean "in my car's braking system", I have a belief that Darwin should be allowed to run its course.
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What was the memorable thing that happened when you took your driving test?
The examiner found the stub where the dual control gas pedal had been removed (mandatory to remove it for the test if fitted). He stamped on it. We accelerated like a slow rocket. He got all upset because he was able to do that and failed me.
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What was your worst impulsive purchase?
After diligent research on whether VHS or Betamax was better, I found that Betamax was, and bought Betamax.
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How likely is it that a real murderer could get the idea for their method from an episode of CSI?
Well, let me see.
Ah yes.
It shows murders.
So, 100% likely.
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What do you make of The Eurovision Song Contest? Keep it or scrap it? And does your country ever win?
Keep it! A festival of kitsch! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/765712
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So who else is watching/laughing at this years 2008 Eurovision song contest?
God yes. What an institution! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/765712
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Why do all guys fancy their step moms ?
What is it that makes them appealing?
Not all guys do. Period.
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I have been arrested for theft of sound cards to the value of 2800 GBP in my university. And i need to go to court to pleaded guilty next week, what is the likely outcome of the sentence?
A criminal record. Never being able to travel to the USA. Potential custodial sentence.
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My husband is leaving on the 4th of June to go to Iraq. We have 2 baby girls and have also gotten custody of my 2 neices. Is it wrong of me to resent the government for taking him away from us?
It is time for protest marches and the songs of the Vietnam protest time.
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What will happen when you add diesel instead of petrol in petrol engine?
Assuming there is enough petrol in the system to start the engine, and that the engine is hot, it will run very badly with great clouds of smoke.
You are unlikely to damage a petrol engine with diesel, but the longer you do run it the greater the probability of harm.
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America is great! But may I added this verdict to that definition: Great for three times; democracy, army and humanity! If the USA were not no one could not have the right to pray God freely in Damascus, Beijing or Contantinapolis?
At the risk of offending you, I will tell you that this is bigoted jingoistic crap.
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Im 15 years old, Ive been smoking since I was 12. Ive tried to quit lots of times. I denied for longest time that I was addicted, first time I tried to quit, I cried for 3 days before I broke down. Ive tried nearly everything.. Suggestions?
This is a good time to ask a trusted friend or parent or both for positive help and encouragement. Almost no "method" works without real and loving help.
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If you don't volunteer, go to church, believe in God or give to charity does that make you a bad person or at least Not Good?
No. get over it
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Does Senator Obama eat pork?
And that matters why?
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What is the slope of the line passing through points A (5,4) and B(0,3)?
87.735, approximately
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Do you think having children and being able to afford giving them a proper childhood a privilege or right?
"a prober childhood"? What part of the child will you be probing?
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How old were you when you had your first alcoholic beverage and where was is it?
14, in a pub on the Isle of Wight.
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I got my tongue pierced 6 days ago, its still swollen and is still a whiteish/yellowish colour, i keep playing with it and today it started bleeding and started bleeding when i tryed to eat, is it infected? or still just healing.
Excellent idea. Ask us here for advice and trust our answers.
Ok. Your tongue will drop off in your sleep.
Will that do as an answer?
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Where are the gays who try to straight people gay? I'm having trouble locating them.
While there are some boys from my teens that I would love to have been gay, and while I'm sure with hindsight that I could have seduced them into casual sex, no-one can turn anyone gay, or straight.
There is an industry in the USA of trying to turn gay folk straight, though. Apparently some god or other backs this process.
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What animals can/can't see in the dark? (can rabbits?)
No animals can see in the dark. None. Absolutely none. In a total absence of light vision does not work. Period.
Go down a mine and turn the lights off. Don't take my word for it. Then look at the science of vision.
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Sound card
Sandwich
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Distinguish between automatic stabilization and active changes in fiscal stimulus, and show their resulting effects on interest rates
And you think you will graduate?
Go do some studying and work it our for yourself
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How many yards of black dirt can be loaded in a 6x12 dump trailer
Do your own damned homework!
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Can some 1 write me a 3 paragraph report about vaccine? Who made it first? How is it used in modern days? What is the newest vaccine they are trying to make?WRITE AS IF A 7th or 8th grader typed it.NEED It BY to day
yes of course.
I can.
I refuse
Do your own damned homework
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Do employers always speak to your references/referees before employing you?
I do. Always.
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What would you think to a 17 yr old and a 31 yr old being genuinely good friends?
Good.
Now why do others answer with caveats and stuff? Friends is friends is friends
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What problem seems to be running rampant with teenagers and getting worse?
genital warts?
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Level 5 "Contributor" in 7 days....? Is that any good?
It's ok, but kind of slow
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
"While you're down there, love.....
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In a perfect world how many pounds would you like to lose/gain?
In a perfect world I would be perfect anyway
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What is the difference between a hobbit and a dwarf?
No-one tosses a Dwarf.
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What does the epiglottis, trachea, larynx, lung, bronchus, alveolus, and diaphragm do?
They all DO THEIR OWN HOMEWORK
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Would you be afraid if you had to have a general anesthetic.
Not unduly. Dying on the table is a peaceful way to go.
I bet that has helped your nerves :)
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What were some negative aspects about Abe Lincoln?
Early death was not in his favour
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
"Do you believe the world will end 12/21/20012?" That far in the future, who cares?
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My neighbors put up 20 foot trampoline at my fence so now we have no privacy . they can see into my home and yard. is this legal?? thier children scream every time they are on it ,which can be for hours
Treat it as a rifle range. Shoot each child as it pops above the fence.
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My child 5 grade beaten at school by a bully. There are bruises on her hand. Daughter complained to a principal of the school. She said she'll talk to the guy. What actions should I do to make sure the guy is punished properly and will not do it again?
THIS time you leave it to the school.
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Where does the Russian space program launch its rockets from?
Earth, generally.
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How do you make someone feel bad for being rich and over privileged without mentioning cliches like starving children in Africa?
Do get over yourself.
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Who has a problem with gays, lesbians, or bisexuals?
Oh I met one on here earlier. Abusive creature.
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Have you had any unpleasant experiences while on a flight?
An engine exploded on takeoff once on a 747.
Afterwards, on the diverted flight the PanAm commuter plane's toilet was overflowing and we had to ask the driver to keep the nose up!
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Are you comfortable being naked around others? (like in a locker room)
Locker room, beach, home, sure, why not? I'm no adonis, just a regular tubby guy with no hangups
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Do you think you could be called an "expert" at anything?
Yes
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What is the root cause of homophobia?
Human beings are afraid of things that are different. They are also very herd-like and will do and believe amazing things when instructed to. Religion is a great and bigoted persecutor of homosexuals. People wish to be religious and so believe what they are instructed to believe in order to belong in the club
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
Semen
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Did you know that in the U.S. the average age for loss of virginity is now 12 years old? I am completely serious.
Source, please.
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Who is the worst looking celebrity with plastic surgery?
The Bride of Wildenstein, Jocelyn:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein
And for a set of pictures: http://tinyurl.com/684ebd
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What's your kid gonna do all summer while you work?
Drink, smoke dope and watch porn.
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What is the worst thing that you have ever seen with your own eyes?
I was not unduly keen on watching the car that hit me head on come towards me for a long time after I had come to a halt, until he rammed the front of my car at about 40mph.
Not exactly "awful" but definitely memorable.
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What is it like being a lesbian/gay and living in a straight world? not always being accepted?
It ranges from terrifying to normality.
Imagine wanting to date someone without knowing if they are also gay, and without knowing if your approach will get you killed.
Imagine being Matthew Shepherd, pistol whipped and left to die on a fence just because he was gay.
And imagine living with your life partner in peace and contentment, though without heterosexual partner benefits
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How do I know if I am addicted to sex? How can I fix it if I am?
Wear a chastity device and give the key to someone else.
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My comment light refuses to work right, can I barrow yours?
Where will you barrow it to?
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If your are frying a space ship at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights will the light shine out in front of you lighting your way?
Deep or shallow frying? Relatively speaking it makes a difference
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How can anyone think being gay is a choice?
While one can choose how one acts, and with whom one copulates, one cannot chose one's orientation.
People confuse the two facts.
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If you met The Pope, would you kiss his ring?
I rather think he could kiss mine. The current one has the eyes of a killer!
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Does love smell like bleach?
No. That's the rather odd scent of semen
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What comes to mind when I say Libertarian party?
I'll bring some beer
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I need a vote of how many poeple thingk global warming is real
Do you? Why is that?
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Can a female woman get impregnated by a male dog
Oh just give it a try and let us know.
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When i stand up to use the bathroom, i feel like im not getting everything out, i've had accidents where some of it just leaks out after i zip up, is this a physical or psychological problem? any help?
Get your prostate checked now.
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I am a writer doing research for my next novel. I heard that nutmeg given intravenously can kill a person, I would have to assume the nutmeg would need to be turned into a liquid, what would you mix it with?
Prussic acid
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Orange Juice: Pulp, No Pulp, Calcium, No Calcium, Vitamin D. What's your flavor?
Yeah, OK.
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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come?
Do I know you?
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My question is if I have been married three times and none of my ex-husbands are dead and I was not a Christian at the time but I am dating a man I intend to marry in the future is this a sin if I am a Christian now?
Most definitely a sin. Absolutely. Yes.
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What is a unique father's day gift idea?
The irony of posting this twice is not lost on me!
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I found $50 dollars on the ground the other day. What should I do?
I don't suppose it will still be there when you go back to get it.
Next time pick it up BEFORE coming here to ask the question
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What is the most bizarre result from breeding two different types of animals?
This
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Do you believe that Obama is a racist (against Whites)?
Oh leave off with your idiotic politics. No-one cares.
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Do you believe in jinx's?
I believe in plurals. The form you have used is the possessive form.
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Why does my fanny smell
Probably a symptom of lack of feminine hygiene.
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I'm really curious (being a trans-woman, this is constantly on my mind), why does it matter so much to people (both loved ones and random strangers) if a person wants to change their gender?
Because they love to have opinions on what is "good for you" and what is "right".
Unfortunately they have no idea of the heartache and quite horrible decisions and process you must go through and they do not understand the pressing need to achieve a body that is congruent with your needs.
It also gives them something to be "interested in"
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What is you least favorite color on a car?
All the colours that red fades to as age sets in. Every panel a different red!
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What pill is oval yellow and white with an Boxed M on one side and 3356 on the other?
That one has an M3356 RFID chip inside as a tracker to the local police drug theft system.
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What cologne will elate the highest percentage of women near the men wearing it?
Strych Nine
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I acidntly sedya to a guy, he askd me to go 4 icecrem, to celebrate a new job.wel then he talks bout buyin 4 me, and i lightly punch him cuz he was being silly, and he says"I ask you out and this is wat i get?" i have a boyfrend, how do i tel him im taken
wotya gota dois lernta spell!
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You must perform at tonight's talent show. What will you do?
A little recitation:
This is the tale of Sonia Snell,
To whom an accident befell.
An accident which may well seem
Embarrassing in the extreme.
It happened, as it does to many,
That Sonia had to spend a penny.
She entered in with modest grace
The properly appointed place
Provided at the railway station,
And there she sat in meditation,
Unfortunately unacquainted
The woodwork had...
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Have you met the love of your life?
Yes, but I am not the love of his life.
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Where did canaries originally come from?
Canary eggs
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Who sang in the last concert you attended?
No-one. There is no singing part in the Brahms Violin Concerto.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You need a spell chucker
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Do you believe the term "Jesus-Only" is offensive?
What does the term mean?
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Is teenage binge drinking an epidemic?
It is not contagious, so no.
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How do u have sex?
Oh lord. Get naked and sit on a warm toilet seat.
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WHAT EDUCATION DO I NEED TO BECOME A CORONER
One that teaches you the use of LOWER CASE LETTERS
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I got pulled over 2 weeks ago my license is suspended and today i got pulled over again by the same cop this time he had no reason to pull me over he walked up to my car and said your not supposed to be driving is that legal
Simple. There was a crime committed. You committed it. People like you who drive while suspended make me sick. Go to jail and drop the soap.
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Am I doing the right thing in giving up on a 25 yr marriage with 2 grown kids in order to get on with my life? After all this time I have come to terms with my sexuality and ready to be who I was born to be.
The grass is not always greener. Be sure you know what you want and what you will achieve. You are likely to be at least 45. Do you find men of your age attractive, or are you hoping for a youth that you can never recover?
Are you attractive to men of your age?
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Britain has granted asylum to Mehdi Kazemi, a gay Iranian student who faced deportation from the United Kingdom and feared execution in Iran for being homosexual. What do you think?
A decent move. Sending him back would have been to his death.
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What are your reasons for disliking "gays" so much? religion, beliefs? I honestly think they are no different.
I dislike bigots.
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Can a skirt be too short or a blouse too sheer?
Only on a man
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Does your grandma bake really good cookies? Mine does.
No idea. Both of them (yes, we do get two!) are dead and have been for decades
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Can you jump rope? If so, how many jumps can you do?
Yes. One.
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A girl told me I should change to Pentecostal. I'm a Babtist. I don't know why but this made me really upset... She's saying stuff like Pentecostal is better. It's all so confusing. What should I do?
Probably grow up.
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What is in your yard?
Only if second base is in my yard too. What's on second.
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HereIsTheRestOfMy?earlier.well i had a sexual dream about him last night..right after we got in2it aboutMeBeing2clingy..why did iHave asexualDreamAboutHimKnowingWe'reJust friends&heWants2b the1that chases me..we BothLoveEachOther at least thats wat we say
Please treat yourself to lessons in intelligibility.
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Where should I hide the body?
Wyoming
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A race car driver won a 600 mile race with a speed of 162.8 MPH...How do I find out the drivers time?
Ask the timekeeper
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Pills found,lg red pill w/5112 over V on one side , lg pink pill w/ 3600 on one side and on the other V , small yellowish pill APO over 40 on one side ,small football shaped pill 7176 on one side 9/3 on the other please help indentify them. thank you
What else did you steal?
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If you had an unwanted pregnancy, would you have an abortion, keep the child or give the baby up for adoption?
That is a fairly stupid question if you analyse it. And heavily loaded.
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What effect do light dramas like GREEK have upon the societal or individual acceptance or otherwise of homosexuality?
You know, that is just a bizarre -5 downrate.
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Is it possible to be married and don't share the same household?
Yes
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Why are older guys sooo much hotter and more appealing to me than the boys in my age group?
Because you want a sugar daddy
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Would David Cameron becoming the next British Prime Minister be a good or bad thing?
Look, the US Election is boring enough without other crap added.
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Do you think Barak Obhama would make a great President?
I don't care! I've had enough already.
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What can you do from preventing birds from hitting your window?
Deploy a guard cat at each casement
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What do you think about bi-sexual people
As a gay man I feel they are just greedy!
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It is raining in Florida. Is it raining where you are?
No
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OF THE EMPLOYEES WHO WORK AT STALLING PRINTING,90% ATTENDED THE SAFETY PROCEDURESMEETING .IF 63 EMPLOYEES ATTENDED THE MEETING, HOW MANY EMPLOYEES WORK AT STALLING PRINTING?
Turn the caps lock key off, and start to do your won damned homework.
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What is a great internet website which few may know about?
http://haveballs.net for teams and sports that have balls.
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DURING A PAINT SALE A HARDWARE STORE SOLD 33 GALLONS OF FLAT PAINT AND 57 GALLONS OF HIGH GLOSS PAINT. WHAT IS THE RATIO OF GALLONS OF HIGH GLOSS SOLD TO THE TOTAL GALLONS SOLD?
296:3
Do your own homework.
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Do you ever feel like everything you say seems to come out wrong?
Wib pob pruble.
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Does anyone know why people who have major surgery in life are not required to give blood?
You have only just filled them up. Now you want to empty them again!
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Has anyone else seen and enjoyed 'Son of Rambow'?
Since folks think this is not real.....
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Is there a way of making a normal bra into a strapless bra
Scissors
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Have you ever fell in love at first sight? If you have, do you think it is a good thing or a bad thing?
Far too often to count
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How do you make money on the Internet?
Porn
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What is your limit on having children when you are not married?
Why do I need a limit?
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Where is Heaven to you?
In the arms of a very special boy whom I fell for in 1965. This is as unreal as the religious definition, and I am just as likely to get there.
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Please tell me the name of a movie where theres this broken family and the father is building a house overlooking a cliff on the water and his son helps him and rebuilds their relationship in the process.
Life as a House. Be prepared to weep.
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Have you ever exposed yourself to a grizzly bear?
What do you have in mind? Or is this a Bear Stearns joke?
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What defines a "nice butt"?
My dick. It just knows.
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On Answerbag, how do you go about getting put in the penalty box? I am trying real hard.
Nowhere near hard enough. You have to push the envelope
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I tried to send an e-mail to a few of your clients but I am getting rejected please tell me what I am doing wrong.
thank you
pauley
Let me see. What are you doing wrong? Ah yes. "I tried to send an e-mail to a few of your clients" is what.
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Was homosexuality as severely derided in 1958 as pedophilia is now?
Why 1958?
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O.K. it's time to tell the world "Hillary Has LOST" She is Toast. Lets get to "Roasting the Democratic Nominee Barak Hussein Obama". This will be Great sport if McCain will take the gloves off. Rev. Wright will be back again also. 15 min. of Fame.
Get over it. We do NOT CARE
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For those of you in serious relationships right now, when do you think you'll get married?
1979
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Why do men swagger from side to side when they walk? (particularly young men)
Insecurity about genitalia size
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If you had it to do over again, would you marry your spouse?
No. I would be back WAY before that and be seducing the boy I fell in love with.
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There is a mission to Mars to colonize it (for real). If you were one of the people chosen, would you go? What would you bring?
No. I would bring a note excusing me from going.
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How do you win an argument with someone who is ignorant?
shoot them in the groin
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If you're 30 and you lived with your parents still; is it wrong for them not to trust you staying home alone for a couple hours?
Hell, yeah. You have to be some kind of loser if you have to ask that, so I bet you play with matches.
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How many grams of h2so4 are contained in 1.00 l of 0.500m sulfuric acid?
Do your own homework
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For guys: What's the first body part you look at in a pretty girl?
I think a str8 guy would look, in his mind at least, at his penis in a pretty girl.
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What are the full names (including middle) of everyone who is running for president in the US?
Who cares?
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Is Tom Cruise Gay or what?
Apparently he is "what".
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Do you attend religious services?If so where and when?
Hatches, Matches and Despatches only.
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Have you lent books to friends/family and they were never returned?
No, but I lent an uncle to a library once. We never got him back.
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How would you go about eradicating homosexuality?
Just so that you understand something, your question is OFFENSIVE in the extreme.
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I have 46 points left until I advance a level. Does anyone have any encouraging words or advice for me?
No. Most of us have tried the asking for points trick this way.
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How can I make a 24 volt battery put out 12 volts? Are there any converters that are recomended? If its converted, does it put out more voltage?
What did you do, steal a truck battery and try to fit it in your car?
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Did I do all that I could?
It was the least you could do
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I told my guy friend I like him. At our schools relay for life he held my hand. Is this normal? My theory is that he only held my hand cause he knows I like him. His and my friends don't think the opposite.
Did you like it, or are you going to analyse this to death?
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Is it possible to be too polite?
Fuck, yeah!
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Am I crazy if I take out a $10,000 loan to go to Mexico to get weight loss surgery?
Just go there and drink the tap water. That ought to do it
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What do i do with the points i gain on this site?
Spend them on a poker site.
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What type of duck is your favorite?
Bombay Duck
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What is the best thing u can say to your girlfriend when she has a bad day to cheer her up entirely?
"Have some cake and a nice sit down. No, I don't want sex."
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Can i be in love with more than one person?
Of course it is.
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Question for people supporting Hillary Clinton.. Why are you supporting her? "Change"? Everything I've seen, heard, and read has just been terrible. Or is it because she could be the first woman President? There's no shame in the latter.
No-one cares. Like no-one. They may say they care, but no-one cares.
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Why do dogs stick their heads out of moving vehicles?
The result of bad training and incompetent owners.
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Are Christian Science and Scientology the same thing?
No. Christian Science is a religion. Scientology is a financial scam.
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Can you name five countries in Africa off the top of your head?
Yes. Now quit bothering me.
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Why do the names of North American fraternities and sororities generally consist of two or three Greek letters? Some letters seem also more used than others, why?
Pretention, together with lack of depth of history
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Is there a age limit to rent a hotel room in london?
You can be as old as you like.
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Is There Anything On Earth That Is Stronger than Death?
Saran wrap
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Do you go on a yearly summer vacation? If you do have you or are you gone (going) to Ocean City Maryland before?
Yes. No (no)
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How do you think we can stop all these teenage girls from getting pregnant?
Hysterectomy at birth
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I have to write an article on any controversial topic, whats a good topic that isn't talked about very much?(looking for something uncommon, something OTHER than abortion, gay marraige, war in iraq etc.)
Why taboos should be broken
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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose?
Money
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Is there something that you can clean your dog with, without a wet bath?
Full service car`wash?
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Please help me to understand, Why do atheiests believe there is no God?
Atheists do not "believe there is no god". Atheists simply do not believe that there is a god or gods. Atheists do not put a capital "G" on the word "god" except at the start of a sentence where grammar requires it.
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How would giving homosexuals equal rights harm someone/society?(i really don't think it would)
It "harms" those whose dogma and bigotry tells them that they must control other folks. It removes their power.
Heck, if Fred Phelps has equal rights and is a bigot I want them as a gay man. He is the cancer in US society, not gay guys and gals.
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Do you sometimes feel like your mind doesn't really belong to you?
I'm sorry. I do that to people sometimes and they get confused. You really need a personal firewall, your private thoughts are rather...... interesting
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What is the worst place to scream out "let's get drunk"?
Job interview
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Can you still buy Pop Tarts?
Madonna, and The Spice Girls. yes, I think so
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Which race do you find the most attractive?
I quite like the 400 metres
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If our gas is 129.9 a litre what would that cost in gallons?
How long has the gallon been a unit of currency?
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How do "you" know when you are to drunk to drive?
Ash long ash I can shhtilll (hic!) sheee the rode s'okay.
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In pure binary the decimal number 6 would be expressed as?
telling you means doing your homework for you. Do your own.
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All answers marked + unless abusive: If you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior say Amen! If you have not, why not?
So you are basically collecting answers? And offering incentives?
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Is there a squirrel expert in the house?
Nuts. Completely nuts.
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How do you conduct a reverse phone lookup?
Just stand in front of the orchestra with your baton raised, count it in, and off you go.
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What is your favorite moody blues song?
Ah "Face trials of piles with smiles". I think that was from "On the Threshold of a Cream", probably Preparation H or Anusol.
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What is the square root of an isoselese triangle?
27.
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What is the easiest way to get pregnant quickly?
Penetrative sex
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What is your opinion on male circumsision (for babies under 6 weeks old)?
Let the CHILD decide. Elective cosmetic surgery on an infant is unethical.
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I have to run a mile in less than 8min 30sec, but I am not getting there, any suggestions?
Face forwards.
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Is it acceptable to cry in counselling?
What do you think you are there for? To put on a brave face?
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What would your first words to an alien be?
No. I refuse to undergo the anal probe.
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I wanted a wii, so i went to every store that sells them and couldnt find it anywhere. i wanted one so bad that i got 1 online and paid more than its sold for, now i see them everywhere did this happen to u too? and are u angry?
Get over yourself.
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What would you do if someone has mistaken you for a prostitute?
If I fancied them I would consider making a decent (indecent?) profit!
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My freezer compartment isn't freezing anything and I don't know why. The fridge part works fine.
I haven't done anything different to the freezer, there's been no power outage and it's plugged in.
It may be plugged in. Is it switched on?
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Do you go to the store with a list?
I prefer to go to the store that is truly vertical. I can't stand listing floors and walls, and the trolley runs away.
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What physical attribute would you like to thank your father for?
Perfect scale model genitalia
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Who is a disciple?
Who is a disciple of baseball. Who's on first.
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The military won't allow suicidal people to join. Can these individuals hide these tendencies during recruitment & training, and wait until battle to perform bold, brazen, and reckless duties then?
Oh give me a break!
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If you had to name your child after a superhero which one would it be.
Incredibly Handsome Boy
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How much veet hair removal cream should i apply to my legs?
How fat are they?
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Who is your favorite NBA Basketball player?
No he isn't. Who is a baseball player and Who's on first.
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Is Sylvester Stallone a little long in the tooth for another "Rambo" movie?
I thought he was dead! He certainly was last time I saw him in a movie
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If I say 'postal worker' what is the first thing that pops into your mind?
A bullet?
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Is love ever wrong?
Only when there is no "y" in the day
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Why do humans usually bathe just once a day rather than as needed.
Humans do not as a general rule. But those of us with the luxury of hot water enjoy it, so choose to.
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Am I going to hell for not being a Christian?
Hell was invented by the clergy in order to terrify the faithful into staying under control. So no. You are not, nor is anyone else
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Can you handle being told that you're wrong?
Easily.
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I spanked my son once when he was 3, and the look he gave me of stunned surprise was so heartbreaking that I never did it again. Do you feel that spanking a child is ever justified?
There is one time I agree with my being spanked. I played with the car door handle while the car was moving. The sting of the spank, directly associated with touching the handle, delivered fast and hard, put me off touching the door handle in those circumstances ever again.
My parents explained precisely why the smack had been delivered as soon as I stopped crying.
This is a rare case...
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Can I put a 24 volt battery in my 12 volt car?
Yes. But connecting it up would be most unwise.
Do think. If the car were designed to have a 24V battery they would supply one.
Of course you could just let Darwin take its course. Frying tonight!
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What would you do if you gave a 4 year old her birthday present, she opened it, then threw it down, proclaiming "ugh! I already have enough dolls!"?
Never give her a doll as a present again. She has enough dolls.
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Who are the most barbaric people on the planet?
Bigots and those who are dogmatic
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Would you step in the ring with mike tyson today, for $500,000?
Step in? Yes. Step right out again, too. Fast.
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Why is there a stereotype that British people have bad teeth? Do they really have bad teeth?
Because one has to stereoptype a nation. All US citizens are fat, loud and wear "one size fits all" trousers.
No, we do not. No more than any other nation.
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Can you be fined for your internet going too fast?
If you get caught by one of those broadband cameras, yes!
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Obama's liberal supporters are trashing Hillary NOW. If they really thought she had no chance whatsoever, why would they be (weakly) trying to knee-cap her with laughably ludicrous assertions of leftist radicalism via an internship of so many years ago?
Why do you think we care?
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Have you ever confused lust with love?
Of course. Yet love often starts as lust.
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Telecanisis what do you know about it and have you ever witnessed this supernatrual phenomena?
Is that "moving a dog by the power of your mind"?
I can move dogs that way, but I have to bark at them, too
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How do you feel when you try to ask a question and found out somebody has already asked as you see on the similar questions on the right side of the screen?
Get over yourself
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What is the point of it all?
You need to ask Oblio: http://www.bluegrass.kctcs.edu/LCC/ENG/101nil.html
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I have never witnessed a canine in labour.My dog just went into labour,how often should she have pups?What do I do?
They come when they come. You watch and wait and observe. And if you are worried you phone the vet for advice.
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Did you know that in 1987 that the technology for cell phones would change from those big cellular hand sets that looked like somthing off of ww 2 radio set, to the flip communicators that were on the original Star Trek, you know beep beep beam me up.
Well, you let me know when that happens!
Oh wait, that was 21 years ago! Was this a time travel question?
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What is the best method for avoiding pregnancy, besides the IUD?
Be male, or be gay
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Would you be willing to become a nude model for painters for $100,000?
Where do I sign up?
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If you don't believe Jesus Christ is the son of God, who do you think he was?
A pretty decent bloke who did a bunch of good stuff. The world needs such people. Random acts of kindness are well worth doing.
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How did you feel when you realized that you had an ego problem that needed fixing?
Since I've learnt modesty I have become perfect in every possible way.
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Is having long black hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes with olive skin attractive or do guys really prefer blonds with blue eyes?
I adore Afghan Hounds! You are my type of dog!
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I had a question about this site. If I ask a question, like concerning health, would I be getting my answer from just another ordinary person or from a professional who actually knows what they're talking about?
From a wholly unqualified person, often an idiot.
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What is the most dangerous state to drive in and why?
High Dudgeon
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Should gays be banned from showing affection in public? (see answer for more)
Even prior to seeing your answer, please go and fuck yourself :)
I like to be polite, hence "please"
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Who has played for 3 of the following 4 football clubs: manchester utd, liverpool, chelsea and barcelona?
And Who's on first base. Busy boy.
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What is the role of Gordon Brown..does he make laws?
His role is to make Tony Blair look as if he was good.
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How long does it take to get to prague from newcastle - england?
A reasonable length of time if you walk or cycle.
An unreasonable length of time if you have to keep a hula hoop spinning at the same time.
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What is the best colour?
What's on second base. Not sure of his colour, though
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Entering "teachers" into the category search field, you get as result "Same sex parenting and adoption". Is AB biased to the sex life of teachers?
I guess you have found another area of random competence of AB staff!
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Would you care to join me congratulating Jen Jen for topping this week leaderboard? ( Don't Rate it)
Provided no-one gives me points for the answer it will be a pleasure
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How easy was it for you to become addicted to cigarettes?
No trouble at all. I had to smoke them
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Do you really believe in your religion?
Chocolate Cake worship
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Describe your dream girl
He is a dream boy. I'm gay.
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What do you think of the statement "If it smells good,eat it"
Rules out cunnilingus.
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How do I get the closure I so desperately need?
you consider tracking the bastard down and asking him the questions you need to ask. But the only real way is to choose to have that closure for yourself, in your own mind.
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What does it mean when a man leaves a relationship without saying goodbye?
I'm afraid it means that he is weak and incapable of facing reality. Please do not assume that he will be back. He's too weak to do that either. Sorry to seem brutal here.
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Do you think congratulatory Q & A should or should nor be given any Points?
No points at all. At present people ask and answer them in order to receive points. The site owners only see $$$ and fail to understand that the community that is built here delivers them dollars anyway and would probably prefer zero points for this class of question.
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How do you get over losing someone you're still in love with?
You don't. You just move on and do your best. All you can do is to be thankful that you had them at all. Unrequited love is even worse.
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Is Religion the holder of world's moral compass?
No, by self declaration, that is Gordon Brown (who?), whose father gave him a moral compass.
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Does it REQUIRE THINKING in order to LOVE?
Give up the CAPITAL LETTERS crap
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IF GOD can’t GIVE you a PROBLEM you can’t handle, WHAT if He OVERESTIMATES you?
Give up the CAPITAL LETTERS crap
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WHAT would MAKE you MISERABLE? WOULD it BE when YOU are LOVELESS, FAITHLESS, PENNYLESS or HOPELESS?
Give up the CAPITAL LETTERS crap.
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Sometimes I'm scared of getting pregnant because I'm not ready to have kids at this point in my life. Is this normal? How do I cope with this?
Stop having penetrative sex.
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I'm so sorry! Am I too late?
It is not yet Thursday. Unless you read this on a Thursday, in which case it is not yet the right Thursday.
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During his tenure, has President Bush set any remarkable record?
Well, he bombed Iraqistan, lost a couple or more buildings and many thousand lives, alienated the civilised world and a lot of the less civilised world, and made more imbecilic gaffes per presidential minute than just about any living (he is alive?) human being before him.
I'd say that's a pretty remarkable record. Even Reagan with incipient Old Timers' Disease didn't...
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What is your opinion on interacial relationships and biracial children
Neither bad nor good.
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I was asked to cash a US funds checks here in the US for a man who owns a buisness in the UK. Once I cash the US check from the US customer I am to take 10% for my payment, then wire the remainder of the money back to him. Is this legal?
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Why do men like women to wear make-up?
If you look like a real munter we EXPECT you to have the decency to cover it up. We also expect you to leave before dawn.
If you are naturally beautiful, keep that crap off your face, and especially leave the lips alone. Touching made up skin SUCKS
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Who first developed garden gnomes?
As well as playing baseball?
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Are you a GoodPerson™ or a RealPerson™?
RealPerson™
One may be good from reality. It is rare that one can be real from goodness
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What are you currently hearing or listening to?
Tinnitus
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Could you run a mile without stopping to rest?
I could once.
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What do you tip when the service is bad?
I give advice on improving. No cash
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Whats three words that would come to mind if she said she was pregnant?
Jesus Christ! Again!!
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For cake and country?
For cake! For cake! Storm the chateau with the gateau!
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My religion knows only one sin: to refuse chocolate cake. Want to join?
As a master chocolate cake supplier, may I sponsor your religion?
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Can you think of a funny pick up line for the mentally insane to use?
"Do you want to see what I can do with my lily-white hands and my lovely red lips?"
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Life happens in loops...(a little more complex than the Lion King's circle of life which I happen to subscribe to, but similar)....how has life "looped" itself on you?
I find I have to go to the toilet on a regular basis.
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What type of internet do you have?
The usual. http, ftp, and other shit.
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At what age do you believe a man could/should start having sex? At what age do you believe a woman could/should start having sex? Are your ages different for the two? Why or why not?
I started having sex at just under 11. The first time someone else was also involved I was 19
I have, of course, ignored your question, primarily because I see it as pointless.
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If only you could pick an age of consent,for everyone to have sex. What age would you pick?
A sliding scale depending on the age of the younger. We have to realise that sex is a normal act and stop making it a taboo. Equally we have to protect children from the (rare) predators that appear.
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Has DHL lost their mind? They sent a letter cutting off customers who don't ship a great deal from a daily pick up service and will charge outlandish fees for pick ups phoned in. Are they trying to put themselves out of business?
No. They are firing unprofitable customers.
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Is Kade Lee Joles a cute name?
No
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As we know, some of the schools teach children about sexual intercourse some as young as 10! I do not think this would have anything to do with helping their education, it just opens doors for your children to experiment with sex! What is your opinion?
Recognise that a child is a sexual being and has sexual feelings. Many children masturbate from a very early age. Many experiment from a very early age.
Give them information to suit their age and ability to understand. Give it freely and do not make it a big thing. Educate them to use common sense in all things, sex included.
Schools HAVE to educate primarily because so many parents...
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Are thongs for guys comfortable ? wheat do they feel like ? similar to wearing briefs/tightey whities?
Yes. They feel like thongs.
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Have you ever put your dreams on hold in order to take care of your family?
Ever? Always. I have no dreams of my own left. Or I do, but cannot ever even think of attaining them
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In Answerbag when anyone sends feed back~~do they send back an answer,or are they pig-ignorant?
They are as polite as they choose to be. All AB is done to the staff's entire satisfaction
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I have two staffys that me and my husband have had since puppies, they have always got on really well but lately youngest has attacked the other,both times were heartbreaking and i dont know why this has happening now when they were so close. any ideas?
It's happened because neither you nor your husband are the pack leader in their lives. One is challenging the other for pack leader status.
YOU have to be in charge. The ONLY dog that may snap, growl or bite in your world is YOU. Enforce this by making either of them surrender, on their backs by being forced there, belly exposed, if they dare to even have a cross word.
These are...
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How would gay marriage affect you?
Gay Marriage affects only those gay folks who wish to become married. It is a contract that they each undertake willingly with the other - a commitment. As such it can affect no-one else at all.
What we homosexual people campaign for is full partnership benefits rights. Inheritance, pension, hospital visitation. THOSE are the key things we desire, and those are the things that the...
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John Travolta and Tom Cruise are scientologists which one would you sign up with?
And they are both assholes for being cult members. No. Just plain No.
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How can a 14 year old be cool
by being themselves.
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I keep dreaming about my ex its gone on 4 3 yrs now what does this mean im in a relationship with kids
you've been dreaming about your ex for 43 years and are having relationships with kids?
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Where has all the madness gone?
Here: http://www.madness.co.uk/index1.aspx
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What is the most successful and least provable way to commit suicide? Please don't answer with a cutesy reply. I am simply not in the mood for answers like "Don't do it." I am looking for an answer not a platitude.
I don't much care one way or the other. Do what you like. It will be your funeral.
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Burp......What do you taste?
Do you mind very much if I do not?
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Why do people always claim loudly to have something they actually lack? Like sense of humour or common sense.
It is a test. Of everyone else's politeness
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I'm going to sleep with my ex fiancee, does anyone see that as unwise or have any advice for me?
You might like to see what the question means: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/729419
Caught the lot of you to date
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A week or so ago I asked if people thought it was somehow wrong to sleep with my ex fiancee. You said it was!!! Did none of you realise that my ex fiancee is my wife? Is this the cream of your nation's brains?
I see by the -5 that one of you is now upset at being caught out. Idiot!
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/722188 was the original question
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Would you be o.k. with your partner being bi-sexual?
I have no issues with sexual orientation
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Have you ever had the problem where you were locked out with the keys inside the house/car?
Yes. I was in it at the time.
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Imagine that, for some reason, you could be with someone you truly love for only a few days and then never see them again. Would you do it? Or would you rather never see them at all, knowing what a painful tease it would be to let them go?
You don't say whether they love you in return. Interesting.
I've done it. They didn't. It was torment.
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I'm tired, what should I curl up with?
A good book, or someone who can read one
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What was your first love?
I confess I never followed baseball, and What's on second base. My first love played Rugby.
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What is the longest word you are confident you can spell correctly?
No. What's on second base.
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Is there such a thing as a rock or gravel driveway using an epoxy so that it is easy to clear the snow in the winter(no loose rock)
Asphalt
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You have no cellphone, no means of communication and the last car you saw was 3 hours ago. Your car is overheated. What do you do?
Wait for it to cool down
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Why do chefs wear chefs hats?
Because they would look very silly wearing Fireman's Helmets
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Whats a good career to get in if you dont have a Highschool diploma?
Forgery. Print your own.
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I found an old pain relieving pill ( I believe) it is small, white, round - it has an M in a box on one side and a 3 on the other?
Rob anyone good?
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Is it ok to have a cuban in the family explian?
What on earth is wrong with Cubans?
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In the book IT, what did you understand ''IT'' to be?
A simple predator that preys on kids.
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Guys: would you kiss a girl after you came in her mouth
No. I am gay. I do not do oral sex with girls.
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Which occupations do not contribute positively to society?
The President. Any damned president.
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Guys: What's the dumbest thing that you've said to your significant other, that put you in the dog house? Sorry. Women are welcome to respond also.
"But I've DONE the dishes!"
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My boss would rather "ask for forgiveness than permission" when it comes to producing a clients job. Whats your take on doing something inaccurately just to get it done and then begging off - in generl?
As a client I do not accept, nor do I pay for, incompetent work done by contractors.
As a consultant I underpromise and overdeliver to ensure payment. future work and an excellent reputation
As an employer I would fire your boss as a danger to profitability and reputation. I have done so in that situation without a moment's hesitation as soon as I saw a trend..
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How many of your avatar pictures do you have to get next to one another on the homepage to win the jackpot?
Three
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Was Winnie Cooper hot, or not?
Sweet, charming, cute, yes. Hot? no.
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Whodunnit?
Michael Barryomre in the Swimming Pool with the Dildo?
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What do the Seiks believe about God?
So you asked a question in the category "Sikhism" and still can't spell "Sikh".
The clue was in the category name
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What would the original Angkor Wat have looked like?
Oddly, they would have looked modern
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Why does the last fifty cents you put into your car's gas-tank pump slower?
It doesn't
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What pictures can you make with using just dots?
Pretty much any
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Am i an abuse victim or was it my own fault?
You were abused because they chose to abuse you. You are not a victim nor was it your fault. You were simply present.
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You know you messed up with your s/o when......?
She starts to speak
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Do you believe Jesus died on the cross for you and me?
He died like so many idiots because he got in the way of the rulers.
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"Pile of shit" and "Phone companies". Similarities and differences?
A pile of shit is useful for your rhubarb and roses.
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Do you look good in a bikini?
I look unusual in a tanga
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Would any companies be interested in sponsoring my degree course rugby team next year? I'm at The University of Manchester, UK. The degree course is BA(econ) economics
You want someone to sponsor the Manchester University Undergraduate Economics Rugby Team?
"If I were the sponsoring kind,
which thank the lord I'm not sir,
The kind of team that I would sponsor.....
Would be one with some chance of getting my name into lights.
Strip off and do a porno calendar.
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How do you get a person to open up?
By being a real friend
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How can i fix life update on my pc
You can update your life?
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The Greatests of the World: Tolstoi, Lincoln, Williams, Kafka, Camus, Hubble?
I'm sure you are right.
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How do I sell franchises of my business?
Package them, create terms and conditions and advertise. This time the franchise is the product.
The thing is, if you are asking people here then you probably don't have what it takes to be successful
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Rnf (required new funding) what is it? where in the finance cycle is it? data from income stat? bal sheet? both? cash flow stat?
No idea, but I was bored with seeing this question in the unanswered list
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What one moment in your life would you like to be able to remember forever?
The way I felt standing next to the love of my life at 14 years old, in a train, cold, wet, and so in love that my heartbeat changed and my breathing became light and impossible.
If that is what dying feels like then it'll do very well.
Shame he never loved me in return, but nothing can ever take that feeling away.
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George Bush's twin daughter or Bill Clinton's daughter, who do you think is more beautiful?
No contest. None of the above.
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There are only 3 words in the English language that end with "gry".
There's hungry and angry, but what is the third word?
Boring, trivial, able to be solved with Google.
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Guys, what is your favorite term, for, you know, knockers?
Do you find the word "Breasts" that hard to say?
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If you wrote a book, in what section would you find it at the bookstore?
Gay teen fiction
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How long would you keep your old pet going? Maybe it's losing control of potty a little, has a difficult time getting up and down a couple steps (needs help with it), isn't interested in short walks anymore,but it's still seems happy and is not in pain..
When the time comes it's obvious. The duty is to the creature, not to the owner. That's why we have pets - to cherish them.
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(x2 - 3x + 2)(x3 - 6x2 + x + 1)
It's not hard. You do it.
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Please read the question inside...
Please read my answer somewhere else.
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Can you wear white summer dress pants to work right now in April?
I find I can't. They're the devil for VPL.
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(x2 - 3x + 2)(x3 - 6x2 + x + 1)
It is time to ready the B Ark
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What happens when a women gets pregnant by a gay man?
And your point is what? Aren't we gay men good enough? is our semen somehow tainted? Will the baby be in some manner less than perfect?
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Who is your music idle?
Eric Idle
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Is there a just closed museum at the top of every steep hill you go up?
Only in Bristol
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How to impress a guy during first date?
Oral sex?
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I am a Nigerian citizen wanting to marry a German lady. If we marry in Sweden, will the marriage be legal in Germany?
On every third thursday
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How are multi-layer pharmaceutical tablets made?
A layer at a time?
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Who's your favorite soccer player?
No. Who's on first base. Who plays baseball
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Why do whales "blow"?
Because they would drown if they sucked
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Who wear the hottest uniform?
Roman centurion
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Are ABers one of the oddest groups of people you have encountered?
This is a group?
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An angel offers to pay off your mortgage, or give you a new home with new appliances only 500 sq.feet smaller. Which would you chose?
New home. I can rent one or the other out then and pay my own mortgage off.
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I am Trying to start a vet clinic but i need to know how many employees I need to hire to get my business off the ground. HELP!?
Wrong place to start.
Look at the functionality you will provide, check if there are enough clients who want it, and then look at staffing ratios
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Why don't the auto companies lower there prices on car sens the gas prices are going up?
The two are not related.
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How come some pleasurable things were made sinful?
If I want power over you I will create a religion and tell you that the things you love are SIN. My followers will agree. You're screwed. I win.
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What are your thoughts when the word Gay is mentioned?
It all depends upon the context
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Why does " Exodus International " Exist?
To allow parents to persecute their gay offspring.
It does not work. Period. You may be able to modify a behaviour, but never ever an orientation.
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Is there a scripture verse you might recommend for someone who's lost their job in layoffs?
Something about "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth"
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Curious... What do you think of Obama's recent denouncement of Rev. Wright?
You all give too much credence to imbecile preacher men.
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I have been sent a file which has a .dat extension. I cannot open it with Microsoft Word. Now What?
Please send your computer back to the store and never buy another one.
Word is a WORD PROCESSING program. Why ever did you expect it to open something else?
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If some one hacks into my wireless will every where they go look like i went there ?as far as isp goes
Yes. Enjoy being arrested for kiddieporn or secure your wireless network.
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Can you whisper something sexy in my ear?
I love aural sex! That is a real 'blow' job!
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I am planning for my second kid. I would like to have a boy. Any methods to make sure that, it will be a boy?
Centrifuge the semen and choose the little boy swimmers. However if the father scuba dives you're statistically more likely to have a girl anyway
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If you had complete control of AB, what would you do?
Mend it
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Why did the old lady swallow a fly?
That bit I can handle. The horse, however, is a fish of a very different colour
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I want to ask this boy out BUT WHAT SHALL I SAY
"Hi, want to go for a coke/ coffee/ soda/ movie/ burger/ clandestine session of sex behind the bike sheds?"
The simple things to ask are best
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What kind of personal coaching do you want or need?
I'd very much like to improve my sexual technique
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How many of you out there watch Countdown? I wonder if you can solve this 9-letter conundrum: NOCTUIDAE
Countdown, for its own peculiar reasons, notably alliteration, seems to have removed the word 'anagram' from the language, thus making those of use with a noctuidae wonder why.
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Do people still live near krakatoa? plz answer quick
quick
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Is it healthy for a 12 year old to diet if quit overwight and near obese!?
It is healthy for anyone of any age to follow a sensible dietary regime. Obesity does require a chat to a dietician or medic to ensure that one is following a good diet.
No diet works without exercise, and crash diets work the least well over time.
Most 12 year olds will benefit more from an increased exercise regime than from a weight loss diet. However this is a generalisation. One...
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Is it possible for someone to give up lent for lent?
I have for years
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Shouldn't you learn to spell before considering dying for your country?
Not at all. Wars are designed to consume the masses and solve education and unemployment problems at a stroke.
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Would you die for the sake of the United States and all of her libertys?
Probably as a victim of friendly fire by the USA.
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When men see an attractive woman, then tend to stare and sneak looks that make us somtimes feel creeped out. Why cant they just smile or say hi?
Because they are shit scared of you
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I don't want you as my girl, but I'm not ready to be your friend yet...What does he mean!!?
"How about sex"?
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What are the ingredients in an apple?
Apple
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Is it possible to be overhydrated?
Look at patients in Intensive Care with heart failure.
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Do you believe in Adam and Eve, or Evolution (or something else)?
Eve O'Lution.
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How would you describe yourself professionally?
To do it professionally I have to be paid. Please send cash.
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If a Christian married man feels a very strong attraction towards another woman who's his friend, what should he do?
"If thine right eye offend the, pluck it out."
Obviously he should castrate himself including removing his penis.
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Do you believe AIDS was created by the government?
Oh yes. And I believe that the moon landing was faked. After all, the astronauts didn't find Elvis, or the B52 bomber that is up there.
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When at an airport, have you ever been pulled aside to be searched a bit more thoroughly than is usually expected? If so how did you feel?
As if I have been searched. What's the big deal?
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If I gave you fifty dollars, what would you spend it on?
Half a tank of gas for my very small and ordinary car. UK prices are substantially higher than the US ones that are complained of all the time.
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Who knows?
Who knows What and I Don't Know
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Do you fear death?
No. I fear pain. And in advance of death I have things I still have to do and, whatever happens after death, I fear I will be unable to complete them satisfactorily.
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If i asked you a very personal question,would you give me an answer?
Yes
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Are you more likely to answer a question like " What experiences, good or bad, have you had with Wal-Mart?", or questions like," How many times a week do you eat fast food?"
Yes, for certain.
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Do you think wemon and mothers should be police officers?
Ewwwwww. Wemon. Disgusting!
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I found my boyfriend had looked at porn, he lied which hurt me more.i'm self-concious as it is but he used to make me feel good about myself.now i'm really defensive as i cannot compare to these girls.how can i feel good about myself and not push him away
You he LIKES. Them he masturbates over. There is a huge difference.
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You have 6 books to read. In how many orders can you read the books? plz explain
One. It is a series of books and I will be beaten if I read them in any other order.
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What is your take on very sarcastic people?
Do such people exist?
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Look deep deep deep into my eyes..... what do you see?
Wonderful. Two perfect little reflections of me!
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Has it ever embarrased you when American People have made a big deal out of nothing (such as the Janet Jackson-Super Bowl incident)? If so, when? It seems as if other countries look at us as if we are children.
Seems as if?
We do look at you that way.
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What was the most difficult thing you ever had to apologize for?
Loving him.
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How do you know if you're missing the point?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/722188
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Is "Who?!" an acceptable answer to AB congratulations questions?
maybe, but Who's on first.
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Is it inappropriate for a married person to have a heterosexual friend of the opposite sex?
You might as well have asked if a duck should not have a banana
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Are people born gay?
I could answer your question, but I prefer to ask "Are you born stupid or choose?"
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Is fruit essentially plant semen?
Oh good grief. So clever and so stupidly wrong.
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Do you say grace at mealtime?
No
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Do you have a pet with strange habits?
I have a very old cat who has decided it is her duty to piss on her bed every time I change it.
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I will never let my true feelings and situations out again in this environ-one minute someone is being nice-and another is finding malevolent joy in my suffering-I can't even confront? But thanks to the few who tried-i am going away for a bit--hope I
Why on earth do you allow someone else to control you? And why the lamentation? Go or stay of your own free will, but do it with dignity.
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Is it a good idea to write your own biography? I wouldn't publish it until my parents have passed on, but should I start now while I remember everything?
How famous are you? Do I know or care about you?
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How do you know when a Mormon is losing an argument?
I think this answer applies to anyone who argues dogmatically.
When all that backs an argument up is a belief, not citable facts, then the argument is lost.
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I am running a blog for the past two months. Last month i accedently hide the date that used to appear when ever i posted. How can i make it re-appear? I have tried doing myself, but in vain.
My blogs URL is: http://www.underheavenz.blogspot.com
Probably Timestamp under the formatting tab on your dashboard
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Do you think parents should give a teenage boy more freedom then a teenage girl?
Just try that!
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When my gf is on her period she is real butthead what should i do?
Duck. It may be "her fault", but you can be damned sure you will get the blame, whatever it is. This is why men have sheds.
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What if you marry a man and he buys a home far away from the rest of the family, and what if you over hear your mom saying to your aunt that he probably moved away because he did not want to be bothered by the rest of the family, what would you think?
I think he is very wise indeed. And so are they for realising it. Escape is vital.
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In China parents are heavily taxed if they have more than two children. Further pregnancies are often terminated through abortion to prevent high taxation. Is it acceptable to evade high taxation through the abortion of unborn babies?
Starve or abort? Easy choice.
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Odd death. Opinions please? Described in my own answer, too long to explain in the Q
Description:
A lad lifted a heavy thing at work and hurt himself. Suspect groin strain so sent home.
Went to bed that night in pain, awoke coughing blood with his left arm grey and tissue dead. Was rushed to hospital.
Surgeons had a look inside, and could do nothing. Blood pressure was zero, and internal bleeding was said to be the problem
The lad died.
What's going on to...
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What do you do when your bored?
Relentless boredom requires relentless masturbation
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Who is the president of the usa
No. Who's on first. First basemen do not have presidential office.
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I'm feeling down, would you please tell me a happy story?
Feeling down where?
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Has you fantasized about anyone of the same sex?
I'm gay. Get real :)
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Whats the difference between chronic and hydro? which is more potent and by how much?
Hydro, by three whole elephants, plus a pygmy hippo
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How do i treat my first main boyfriend what do we do and talk about
So this is your 'main' boyfriend. You have loads of others too?
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Ive liked this lad 4 ages andhe says he realli likes me but he has trust issues so dnt want a relationship but wen hes drunk and see each other up twn he is all over me and we end up going home 2geva, i reali wanna b wiv him not just wen he drunk.
Yes, but we don't care because you can't write real words.
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Can I please barrow a cup of sugar?
Where to?
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Is Zimbabwe heading for a bloodbath?
That was meant to be a comment. please flag as nonsense
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Would you rather spend an afternoon at the mall or at the park?
The park in summer. Folks tend to have fewer clothes on in the park in summer than in the mall in summer.
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Why do planes fly
They are generally too wide to drive to places
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Would you like to join me in congratulating Freddy for making Maestro? May he continue to conduct the AB orchestra in his extraordinary way.
Strike up the band, baby! I'm on a roll!!!!!
And thank you!
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Whos on your steak A1, Lawrys, or Lea and Perrins?
so what you are saying is that I can serve you any old shoe leather and you'll smother it with crap anyway! Way to go. You're cheap to run.
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Why do people drink red wine when it stains they're teeth and mouth?
They like the flavour.
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Where is all the sex and violence on TV?
OOps. someone flag this as nonsense, it was meant to be a comment
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How are dog's claws different from a cat's claws
Kind of depends if it's a thursday.
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What would you change about your partner if you could (yes, I know their perfect in your eyes) But really, if you could, what would you change?
Her gender
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Would you date an ex girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, but not one of mine
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Who is your least favorite candidate for president of the USA?
Rin Tin Tin
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I am famous for always having a 'new boyfriend every week' but i know now that i am a lesbian, and i know i am becuase i am so much more drawn to women, but how can i tell my family and have them take this serriously because i have been with guys before
Live YOUR life, not THEIR lives
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My man hates giving me oral, and only does it wen he is drunk cos he hates the taste. how do i make it taste better? i keep up the good hygeine but it doesnt seem to be enough.
Lemon goes well with fish. Or tartare sauce. Or you could use ketchup
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How far do you live from really good Chinese take-out?
I'm sorry. Did you just use "really good" and "Chinese take-out" in the same sentence?
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Is procrastination something you learn or is it in the genes?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
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What gives you confidence to answer or ask questions on ab?
Pure aggression :)
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Why is it called poo?LOL
I never knew it was 'Poo?LOL', You learn something new every day!
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How do I release a stuck hood latch on a 1981 Pontiac Trans am?
Use a bigger hammer
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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there?
I may be gay, but I do not "take pole"
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Who was jesus?
No. Who's on first base
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Why are we not obeying islam
Because it is crap, too
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What makes guys melt?
Heat. Get on it. You'll melt a few.
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If the length of a room is 20 ft and its width is 12 ft the perimeter of the floor area is ________?
Do your own homework. How hard can addition be?
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I respect "sidewalk-preachers", or anyone who has the guts to publicly proclaim their beliefs; Would you agree or disagree?
So, let's get this right. I have to respect some jerk mouthing off about some dogmatic load of bullcrap?
OK, that means that he has to respect me for using a bigger bullhorn and telling him how wrong he is!
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Does your spouse occasionally feign deafness and does it make you see red?
What?
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Does gf make you think more of giraffe than girlfriend?
It does now!
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How do you hold your gf?
In a headlock?
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What should not say to grandma on her 90th birthday?
Wow, that's four score years and ten! You owe me!
Now show us your tits!
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If you had to make a salad right now, whats your ingrediants?
I prefer the salad to be very simple. Slice one awesome finely and add oil and lemon juice
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When a cop tries to pull over a woman driver in the middle of the night on a quiet road. Do they have the right to wait to pull over until they are in a public safe place? Just in case the cop isn't real?
In the UK they do
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I've seen your fridge, are you in a fungi support group?
I'm a fun guy
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Why did the Cold War end?
Global warming
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Write the decimal 0.006 as a fraction
No. You do it.
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What pricks to repile to that question about walkin to england
Always repile your pricks before walking
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If i am kissing a girl, where do i start and how far do i go before it gets akward?
Start at the lips. Do not push the tongue past the tonsils.
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Fractions can be added and subtracted only if there__________ fractions?
Fractions can be added and subtracted only if there "is someone who understands" fractions
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Marmite................love it or hate it?
Yes
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Does seasection make you mean? cuz someone told me that and it doesnt make sense
"C section". "Caesarian Section".
Sea SICKNESS can make you mean
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What is the best response to a child earnestly asking 'why is the sky blue?"
Tell it the real answer. Stop fart-arsing around with god and all that other useless and irrelevant crap.
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What do you thinks going to happen after death?
Cremation
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Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
Rub it. You'll have no problem then
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I am only 21 years old as of feb of this year.i've been noticeing alot of gray hairs all over my head.what are they most likely from and how do i get rid of them?
They are most likely from your own hair follicles.
Pull them out of you want.
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Where is the transmission of a car located?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it.
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So if someone is M2F transgendered, and they liked women... are they considered to be straight or a lesbian? What percentage would you say of the M2F/F2M community are sexually attracted to people OPPOSITE of their biological sex?
That is really a prurient interest in a thing that you seem unlikely to understand.
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Guys what do you prefer a german girl or a dutch girl?
Neither. I am gay :)
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Have you ever met someone off the internet ? if yes, how did it turn out?
Often. I have a business partner I met online, too.
It has never yet turned out badly.
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Do you belive in true love?
Oh yes. It just is not always returned
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Help! I just swallowed a roll of film!
Wait a while and see what develops
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If you put 1 gram of salt into 1 liter of water and stir, what is the resulting liquid an example of?
A pointless attempt to get someone else to do your homework.
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What is a square pink pill with BP on one side and 50 on the other side?
It's a Bath Pearl
Go steal some other drugs.
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I have read the info about chula vista, but my question is more involved. I have a cabinet that the drawers are constructed out of the wooden crates from the lemons and celery. When did they stop using these crates & who would have made a cabinet from it.
Last thursday? And you would?
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Where can I get a WRX Bonnet Scoop and a WRX Rear Spoiler for my Excel?
There's a new store. Google "I want to look like a dork" or "Make my car look like a tart owns it" and you'll find the address.
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I feel like i might be pregnant but i dont know what symptoms to look for
Oh just wait nine months or so, you'll find out for sure then
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Matt Dillon is 44 and has not been married. How can such a hottie escape from matrimony?
He's all yours. I find him rather homely.
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Are point fairies gay?
I hope mine is. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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HI IM MAKING BREAD USING A MACHINE CAN ANTONE TELL ME WHY IT KEEPS SINKING IN THE MIDDLE THANK YOU
Yeah, it knows you have your caps lock key on, so it's showing you it hates you.
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Who is minding the store?
No. Who's on first base.
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TO REPLACE A POWER STEERING HOSE ON A 97 GRANDPRIX SE IS THIS A DIFFCULT JOB? ENGINE 3.8
Turn your damned caps lock key off.
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How do you let your best friend know that he is being too arrogant of late?
"Would you mind if I gave you some advice, you arrogant twat?"
Yup, that works. Tactful, simple, polite.
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I AM THINKNING OF BUYING A CAR FROM A USED DEALERSHIP. THE CAR HAS NAVIGATION IN IT. IM CURIOUS IS THIS A MONTHLY SERVICE I HAVE TO PAID TO USE THIS OR CAN I EVEN USE IT AT ALL?
Turn the caps lock key off.
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Would you ever consider a gastric band to help you lose weight?
Will they play tunes that make me feel sick?
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Why do some young girls and boys today think it's cool to swear?
Because some fuckwit is always going to be offended.
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Are you running away from anything like I am?
No. I have a far better running style.
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What are some cool alliterations that you can create for the word Sunday? Sunday salutations to all!
Sod sleepy slow sundays: sitting sweating seriously sucks.
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Did you have sexual relations last night?
Yeah, the house was full of fucking uncles and aunts. Damned sexual relations.
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Whats a good name for a Gay Strip Club?
Rod's Place
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I have to take care of a baby egg for two weeks in class how is this gonna teach me anything?
A "baby egg"? Good grief.
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Can someone please explain Darwin's theory of evolution?
Things change because the owner of the characteristics best able to take advantage of the surrounding opportunities is most likely to survive to breed and pass that characteristic on.
This does not apply to investment bankers.
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What is the projection speed at which a 35mm film is likely to catch fire?
Zero frames per second.
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What is the new record for the longest (number of innings) game in MLB history and who were the teams?
Dude, Who's on first, What's on second.
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If i were in possision of the actual screens that were used to create one of andy warhols more popular screen prints from the sixties. would i be allowed to sell them? i recieved them from the printer that ran off the edition in the sixties.
It rather depends how you received them and whether it was lawful.
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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind?
The 15 of Daisies
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Whats in your attic?
No. What's on second base.
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What is the worst phrase or word that you could say before the words "I lied"?
No, I don't have any sexually transmitted diseases, unprotected sex was fine last night.
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Can you use the same oil for petrol and diesel engines? ive got some 15w-40 api sl cf oil left over from my petrol car , ive now a diesel van and not sure if this oil is right , semi synthetic 15w-40 acea a3 b3 api sl cf xt 2000
Ok, so you want to save a few dollars and wreck a several thousand dollar engine?
Why on earth would you believe what anyone writes here?
If the different engines didn't need different oils, different oils would not be made. Oil is not just to lubricate, it's part of the cooling system as well. Diesel engines burn at different temperatures form petrol engines. If it were just...
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WHICH SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY IS THE SAFEST FOR TRAVEL
I would try the ones which allow you to TURN THE CAPS LOCK KEY OFF
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Don't you just hate it when you type a question when half asleep and put "there" instead of "their" and the edit time expires and you're stuck looking like a dork?
Ok, I know. "Freddy, you have always looked like a dork"
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Should bald men put there heads together in pairs and make complete arses of themselves?
Arrrrgh. Don't you just hate it when you type a question when half asleep and put "there" instead of "their" and the edit time expires and you're stuck looking like a dork?
I must be going bald!
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Whats the flight time from U.K to Chicago, U.S?
Try expedia
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What would be the wrong thing to say to someone in the next bathroom stall?
Things are looking up today!
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I assure you I have only the best meat and am very tasty, may I offer you a piece of me?
Ah Milliways.
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What slang words are your kids or friends saying where you live right now?
Listen carefully
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Is Soda Pop (i.e. Coca-cola) a Leavening agent? Can it be consumed during the sacred feast of Unleavened Bread for the Jewish religion?
Ask your rabbit
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My presence is needed, even though many do like me around. I can create life and sound, but I also cause fear, what am I?
A bit of a twat, because you put this in a stupid category.
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If your best friend asked out your boyfriend and he said yes to her and then came and broke up with you should u still be her friend?
oh get over it
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Is it an evil spirit that possesses you and makes you ask and answer questions here all the time? Do you know its name?
I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not possessed by Scurneltacker. I am not...
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If HDMI is just a digital signal, why do you need a $250 cable with oxygenated-copper and gold-plated connectors?
It means you can say to your friends "Of course, I have the hokey cokey 2000 cable, which improves it beyond belief"
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Do you think there's a right for Gay couples?
Please try asking the question so that it can be understood
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Is it ok for boys to wear thongs to school
Very hot, very sexy. Works for me. After all, what is a jock strap except a backless thong?
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No ONE is THAT Politically Correct! True or False?
They pretend to be. They fail to see that they are imbeciles, stereotypical fools. A spade is a spade.
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What's the best way of overcoming a fear public speaking?
A good tutor. I've taught public speaking. Everyone who chooses to be good at it will be good at it.
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Can you type fast?
Oh yes. I make a load of mitsakes two
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Are you able to drive and talk on your cell phone at the same time?
I have a proper hands free kit. So it's just like chatting to a passenger in the car. If that is safe then the phone is safe.
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Do you think it is the man or woman's responsibility to bring the condoms when getting intimate?
Both. Would you reply on the other one? We're talking safe sex and disease prevention here.
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Whats as big as you are, but doesnt weight an ounce.
There's no sun today.
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At what age should kids get a mobile or cell phone?
103
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Im not very good with my spelling and punctuation,has any one got a problem with it?
Only those who need to understand you when it is ambiguous:
"What's that on the road? A head?"
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My son is almost 5 months old. I was thinking of trying to give him breast milk in a Sippy cup just to see what he would do and get him used to the idea. Any ideas for a good brand to try?
Breast milk is branded now?
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What do you do when you cant concentrait?
Spell and punctuate like you do
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If you give me points for this i will give a point to the next 50 questions
Ok. I gave you some. Negative ones.
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Opinion Poll: What do you think about the Wesley Snipes conviction and sentence of three years in prison and one year probation?
Gelding is too good for him.
Ok, who is he, what did he do, and do I care?
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Would you stop to help a lost child?
Yes. But in today's society I have to consider the fact that talking to children while being the owner of a penis appears to be considered a crime.
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What are the perks of being a muslim woman?
It's much easier to go shoplifting. "Police are looking for a woman with dark eyes"
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I lost my lawsuit, my son got his GF pregnant, & now I just lost my job. Can someone give me some POSITIVE feedback or advise before I lose it?
You are going to be a grandparent.
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Why don't guys ever have toliet paper? Don't they understand that girls need it?
We just are not that anal
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I told her that I was a lesbian and that I had feelings for her... I regret it. Now she hates me. She avoids me and treats me like a disease. My heart feels ripped to shreds. How can I get her to be my friend again? She's everything to me, please help...
I'm afraid that was closure, and you need to move on.
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How can you compare and contrast the sales channels for Tesco and Sainsbury’s when they are the same such as both Tesco and Sainsbury sell online so how can you compare and contrast the two?
I can see you are going to have trouble with this one. Your question shows that you are incapable of constructing an ordered thought.
May I suggest a change of course?
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How do you write £9,008.34
The answer is in the question
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I'm practically depressed since people at school always hurt my feellings,any help for a 12 year old?
My son chose to reinvent himself at 13. he was picked on and bullied and miserable. He decided that this was not going to continue, so he created inner self confidence that he did not yet have, walked into school tall, joined in with other people rather than hoping they would join in with him and became liked and popular. It did not happen overnight, but people just accepted him as his new...
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Random thought: would it healthy for an animal to receive a human woman's breastmilk?
It's just milk.
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Whats the strangest food you have tired?
Before I tried it, sashimi. Then I found it was just very good fish, but raw.
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How to develop a huge business website
Having a huge business website business plan
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I bruise easily am i lacking some thing from my diet?
Go get checked out by the doctor. While it is probably nothing serious this can be a sign of a serous underlying illness. Make the appointment today.
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How long after taking the pill for 5 years would it take to fall pregrent
It's pretty hard to fall "pregrent". You probably have to have sux for a whele, too.
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Why is divorce always considered an act of failure? Is it possible to view it as a positive thing or a success in some way?
Ask Heather Mills McCartney!
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How to develop a huge business website
Start with a huge business idea.
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If you could have a second chance to do one thing... what would you choose?
I would have kissed a boy named John, just after we won a sailing race there, on the dinghy, in full view of everyone, and told him how much I loved him and risked everything just to know whether there was a chance that he loved me back.
In 1968 that would have taken a lot of courage, probably been very stupid, but I would have KNOWN.
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Major fault with auto gearbox for peugeot 807?
How about "The brake band sticks on"? I like quizzes.
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What little irritating thing that your partner does drives you crazy?
Delivers a running commentary. "oh, no, the bread's gone mouldy, now I have to clean the stairs, the window's open, where are my glasses. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
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If you could have a cameo role in any movie in history, what would it be?
"An American in Prague", I think. A 1997 Bel Ami production by George Duroy.
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What do you think of MCAS and IOWA testing?
Not a whole lot. Nor, it seems, does anyone else.
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For laughs, would you take any title, quote or lyric and substitute one or two words with "soggy bottom(s)"?
"I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be........
You're gonna give your soggy bottom to me!"
Rolling Stones circa 1965. Doesn't scan, though
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Can anyone please suggest a good budget friendly place to stay in Amsterdam?
The hostels are good.
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I HAVE AHD WORKED FOR TWO DIFFERENT COMAPNIES LAST YEAR (2007). ON ONE WE HAD 401(K) PLAN AND I CONTRIBUTED $4208 AND THE OTHER ONE WAS 408(P) SIMPLE CONTRIBUTION WHICH I CONTRIBUTED $7975. TAXCUT IS TELLING ME THAT I HAD PASSED THE $10,500 BASED ON 408(P
turn your caps lock key off. No-one cares about your question.
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I've had three abortions, Will I still get pregnant?
Seem to be so far.
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On a scale of 1 - 10, how sexy do you think you are? (Be honest.)
27
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What event caused you to realize that you weren't a child anymore?
I fell in love
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For how long did the b.c. era last for ?(5 centuries ,30 centuries)
For ever less 2008 and a bit years
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Do you believe that our government has the responsibility to ensure that all Americans are covered by a national health care program and guaranteed a high standard of living?
No. OUR government has fuck all to do with the USA. We live somewhere else.
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What is for dinner i am hungry?
You're late. Your dinner is in the dog.
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What progress are we making in Iraq?
Progress? Against what objectives?
Unlawful war handled with gross incompetence by shrub and his poodle
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What would the headlines say about you if a newspaper printed the story of your life?
Fred's dead.
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS PUMPED FOR MARIO KART WII!!?!?!?!
Yes. Be quiet.
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What are the teps in making a website
esign, uthoring, ayout, nd pellcheck
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What's your favorite artificial flavor?
Insemination
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What in the world do you think you're doing?
Dammit, Mom, don't you EVER knock?
It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like!
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What are some positive and negatives about the Internet?
Those will be protons and electrons
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How do you know a woman is cheating? What signs, etc.?
Soggy seconds
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Where is the best place to go for free web hosting?
Scunthorpe, in the UK
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I'm extremely close friends with a lesbian who's never been with a guy sexually. However we fooled around twice recently. She's casually dating a girl and expects me to hang out with them even though she knows I have feelings for her. What's my move?
Rook to King's Pawn 4
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABRODE AND WHERE
I was the Brode of Fronkensteen.
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Is 20GB of bandwidth alot?
if you need less, then yes.
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How do i become a broker in ohio
A broker of what?
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Where is the homeland of tailless cats?
You need an animal retailer.
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I gave head and swallowed his cum, hes a disease free male of course we both were virgins but now i have a sore throat. I guess i tryed deep throating it too hard or is it the cum?
Did he take his Prince Albert out first, or did the thing scratch you?
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Do you confuse queer two-word verbs like "put at" "put up" with each other?
Please learn the part of speech "Adverb" and its uses.
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I HAVE A BROKEN BACK TOOTH. I AM NOT ABLE TO GET TO THE DENTIST. WHAT IS THE BEST CURE FOR PAIN UNTIL I CAN GET TO THE DENTIST?
A clove in the mouth, and ordinary painkillers via the mouth.
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Why must a deep-sea diver come up slowly?
If they come up too fast they bend. And they are too macho to want to be referred to as benders.
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How did Elvis Presley die?
Fatally, I fear. He is not on the dark side of the moon with a B52 bomber, nor does he work in Burger King
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Can we name all 245 countries in the world? Add one in each answer. Check for duplicates.
Yes. But I choose not to
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A 9-kilogram ball is accelerated from a speed of 12 to a speed of 11 m/sec. What is the ball’s change in momentum? (remember, negative sign means backwards speed)....just for fun
Yeah, that's just very boring. You do what you like with your balls.
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Would you date a man or woman who weighed 20 stone(280 pounds)?
Only online
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Is it possible to get pregnant when your boyfriend comes all over your hand and his and then he puts his fingers inside you immediately after this,also i'm not on the pill...
Of course it is. Ye gods. Go get the morning after pill now.
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Im confused how does this work?
Confusion and paradox are two main tenets of Buddhism. You are getting there.
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I have a 98 Plymouth neon that just started leaking oil. It drained almost all the oil out. When looking up at the engine from underneath to the right of the block where the pulley system is the oil seems to be running from around that area. What now?
Buy the workshop manual and discover which oil seal you need to replace.
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Is it okay to physically wash a 3 year olds mouth out with a bar of soap for swearing?
Not at 3, not at 13, not at 30. No. Just no.
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I think that the new color for 'Help Someone' which is right under questions is a perfect shade of dark orange; what do you think about the change of color away from the Roman Red that used to be there?
So they finally changed it from "I have had a disaster HELP ME!" to "help me", and toned the stupid fire engine red down. Only took for ever.
But the wording is still imbecilic. It helps No-one! Actually none of Ab helps anyone much, coz it's a game, but this is even less helpful.
It just shows how much they listen(!) to members!
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How are railroad ties kept from rotting?
They are steeped in wood preservative. And, to see the effect, look at http://train.spottingworld.com/Sacramento_trestle_bridge_fire
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My s/o changed her picture of us to a picture of her, her song to "Walk Away", and her status from "Engaged" to "In a relationship" on myspace, simply because I lied to her about saying something that I didn't think she'd understand. Immature?
Not that significant of an other, then.
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Racism on AB?
Really? Surely not! And ho homophobia either, nor sexism.
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What is the best thing a person could do while kissing you?
Mean it.
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Parents:What is your first reaction if a boy assaulted your daughter?
I think you need to define more closely both "assault" and the ages of the kids involved.
A playground spat is trivial. Sexual assault is serious.
Equally a sexual assault may or may not actually have been undesired (Ladies, do stop slapping me) and may or may not have been an assault.
My reaction would be to talk calmly and quietly to my putative daughter and to help her....
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What is a good present for a 12 year old boy?
a pack of condoms. Trust me, he'll find a use for them! Just maybe not a conventional one!
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How can you tell when a guy likes you?
He starts to hump your leg.
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To anyone who didn't watch the amazing film "Brokeback Mountain", was this perhaps because it included gay men in a romantic and emotional setting? Just a little survey thing I'm investigating.
It was 135 minutes of sheer tedium. It was all hype and no substance. I have no idea where you found the romance. It was more about rutting in a tent. I am gay, and married. My wife and I went to see it and wished we'd saved our money. It could have been so good. It failed. Miserably.
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I'm considering having a log cabin built up in the mountains. I've heard of places where you can buy kits to construct your own. Any good log cabin design websites you can recommend? Have you had experiences with this, good or bad?
The normal kit consists of a forest with trees, an axe, a saw, some sketch plans and a plaid shirt.
You can't go too far wrong with that, but do remember to leave gaps for doors and windows.
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Why when I click on the AB store, does it take me to Zazzle? How do you get to the T-shirts?
Because the whole thing is broken, as usual?
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Would anyone like to join me in thanking the staff for their hard work today in getting AB back up and running?
That's right. Go prospecting for points.
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Do you think a child has the right to help decide who their parents date?
I was about to say "no, not at all", when I remembered something rather nasty. This memory means that I believe that the child has the absolute right to be listened to over the reasons why a parent should not date someone. This really applies to mothers with children, though I suppose it can apply the other way around.
It is by no means unknown for a man to seek to date the...
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Would you agree that the average child does not have a lot of self-confidence?
By definition, the average child must have average self confidence.
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People say honesty is the best policy. I am more inclined to say honesty should be the only policy. What do you think?
No, your bum looks just fine. Not big at all. And that dress you spent ages choosing suits you perfectly. I LOVE the lipstick.
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I keep a Tora, Bible, and a Qur'an on a coffee table in plain sight during my parties just to get a rise out of people. Would you be pissed off or intrigued?
I guess we all have different tastes when it comes to coasters
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What's an appropriate age to give a kid a skateboard?
Almost any age provided you give the right safety equipment as well.
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Is thunder more likely to fall on black color?
a) Thunder does not fall
b) Racist!
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What is it that scares you the most in the world today and why does it scare you?
The imperialist attitudes of the most powerful and most dangerous nation on earth.
US Citizens, look at your once proud nation and weep!
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Would you date a cross-dresser?
How do you define a Scotsman in a kilt?
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Would you date a cross-dresser?
Why ever not?
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Which is your favourite game?
Naked Twister.
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What is your favorite device of convenience? (TV, microwave, computer....)
Condom
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What's another name for the ruler of the area between pelvis and knee? Hint it is located midline.
Alfred
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Good career or Happy Family?
Well, bad career often creates unhappy family.
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While you were walking outside and it started raining do you start to run or walk back or walk or run to the place your heading?
I would mix my tenses and ran back
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I have found a condom on my husband's jean's pocket. is he cheating on me?
Unless he masturbates into it or you use condoms in your relationship, of course he's cheating on you, or plans to.
Are you also cheating on him?
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Always look on the bright side of life?
dee doo, dee doo, dee dooby dooby doo
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I caught my boyfriend looking at porn.. well i found it under the history on my google desktop and he swore on my life and on our relationship that he hadn't.until i showed it to him.. is this normal.. is this right? we've been dating for 4 years
Of course it's normal and right. He masturbates, too. All men do, even those who deny it. Serves you right for checking up on him. Work it out - he needs you to be a whore in the bedroom. So be that whore. And get over it.
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Should we ban nail guns and cross beams out of consideration to Christians?
Don't you realise that these are entirely necessary for that sect to exist?
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What are some good male and female names for my baby?
Awwww cuteums. Squidgy ickle babywaby
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
Not really.
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What does Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth mean
it means that the meek are blessed because they will inherit the earth.
This will be after the rest of us have finished with it, of course.
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What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
Common sense
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Are refurbished laptop computers a risk?
They make excellent slabs for patios
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Why do boys get funny about there picture been on your website?
I didn't know they did.
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What was the most embrassing moment you've ever had?
Being outed in school in 1970 as gay.
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Would somebody please stop making it so easy for kids to tune out cell phones are out of control?
please make this question intelligible by mere mortals
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Can you give me a circuit of lightning's detector? thanks.
Isn't it just on Benjamin Franklin?
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1. Differentiate between digital and analogue communications. 2.What is power spectral density(PSD) 3.What is band limited signal
Shan't. I just got fed up with seeing this in the "needs Answers" section
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Is American food all the same stuff just fried differently?
you mean deep or shallow fried?
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If everyone in your immediate family that lost their virginity got pregnant or got someone else pregnant (even if they claimed to use birth control), does that mean you are going to get pregnant, too, if you lose your virginity? =/
Hardly. I am a gay male.
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Karen Matthews is one of the most hated mums in the UK. (She knew that her dau. was being held by her boyfriend's uncle, a pedophile, while she was making public pleas for her return ) Is she the worst mother in history? If not, who do you think is?
Seems that you know a lot that the police have not released.
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What is the wright of 30 steel rods shaped like regular hexagonal prisms with 3-inch sides and 20 feet long. The density of steel is 490 pounds per cubic feet. how do you do this
You get the volume of the rods in cubic feet, and then multiply that by 490 for pounds, but probably resolve to tons.
So, what is the formula for the surface area of a regular hexagon?
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If you met the right person, how many children would you have?
None. I am gay.
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Find the common solution for y=x-1 and y=2x-5
Idle, feckless and useless. Do your own damned homework
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Write any program with array?
'ip 'ip 'array
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And what do you bring to the table?
A healthy appetite.
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If you are in your 20's, and want to have sex, and need a secretive place(and the girl is loud), where do you think you can go for that?
Play bondage and use a ball gag
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I am 18 and i'm dating someone 3 years younger?
You don't KNOW?
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Who gets the flowers after a funeral?
Compost
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Find the value of X x+1>4
Do your own damned homework. this is just simple and you are a lazy failure
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How do i get a song to stop playing over and over in my head?
Take the earpieces off
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One of our homework questioners is trolling me because I answer homework questions with "Romaine Lettuce" and I actually take pride in this! Is that normal?
I think you are probably insane, but harmless. I collect trolls, too.
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I thought senior citizens would be kind and gentle people, but in some senior chat rooms and message boards, they can be quite rude and abrupt. What's your take on senior's personalities, in general?
Unpleasant people do not get more pleasant just because they are old. Just push the rude ones off their granny chariots and get on with your day.
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What state do you live in? Do you like it?
Flux
Flux sux
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What is an easy way to remember the difference between acceleration and speed?
Please never, ever, attempt to drive a car
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How long should it take a 12 year old to run one mile?
It really depends on the breed
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My daughter is almost 3 and is only 29 inchs tall and weigh 19 lbs. what could cause this
Genes
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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose?
China
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What is adversial system?
A spelling error.
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Did you ever knowingly get someone fired from their job?
No. As the CEO I fired them myself.
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Heyy guys :) wat do u like to see in girls?
Ignoring the juvenile spelling and attempt at grammar, most guys would like to see their own penises in girls.
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George Bush was President 'cause he was the guy you'd like to have a beer with..Hillary's constituents are hunters, bowlers, beer drinkers and gun owners. Obama's are elite educated liberals. So is Hillary a female George..is she a "good old girl"?
Have a beer with? The man is a fool.
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Iv had my tongue pierced b4. i took it out cause ppl dnt rly like it... my mom said i can get it again in 2 months i rly want to cause i like them lots but i dnt want ppl 2 b like eew look at her thats gross. wat should i do?
You should grow the fuck up!
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How can the concept of a 'swear' word still exist in modern society?
It is all to do with narrow minded fuckwits who decide that parts of language are "not to be used".
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Don’t you think it's kind of amazing that modern countries can function using the Chinese character system of writing (instead of an alphabet)?
I expect we all look the same to them, too.
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From a Christian point of view..Have you ever wondered what happens AFTER we die and go to heaven..sure eternal life..but then what?? I mean doesn't the thought bother you..Eternal life?? There is no End? and if there is what happens after it????:(
Eternal means for ever.
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Do you know where veal comes from?
Yes.
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Looking for baby names! GIRL-Olivia BOY-Chance. Like/Dislike? Suggestions?
Ah, 'Chance'
So the poor kid was an accident, was he?
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Would you bend over backwards to please someone?
If they are very special I'll bend in any direction for them.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase, 'rags to riches'?
Heather Mills McCartney
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Who has the most annoying voice?
Who is on first base. I have never heard him speak, though.
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Why is it that I mind gays being around here but not lesbians,
Because you are latently homosexual and you are afraid that you will find one of us attractive.
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Do you hate Comic Sans?
I quite like it, in its place!
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What if anything on TV do you find offensive?
Anything that lacks punctuation.
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What happened to the herring stocks in the north Sea and why
They were overfished for profit.
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Do you think the government operates super stealth blimps that could be mistaken for UFOs?
Oh yes. And reptillians rule the earth.
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What would you do stuck in an elevator for over an hour?
Very much regret that I delayed going to the toilet until my putative arrival!
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Sometimes I put a little bit of hairspray on my face to hold my makeup. Is this wrong? Will it damage my face? Because I thought if hairspray can hold your hair, why wouldn't it hold your makeup? Give me your thoughts.
You would be better off with yacht varnish
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What are some "love or hate" foods?
Mushrooms
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Hey! Common people i need advice!!!! Im 16 madely in love with a 24 year old, Im stuck i really want this guy because we connect,understand,Communicate and love each other but he dosnt know how i feel about him yet and were like the best of friends.
I am not common. Screw you!
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Is the Iraq invasion an offensive, or a defensive position, at this point?
It was always highly offensive
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Fav film Eragon or Narnia?
Both terrible movies, each as bad as the other except when they were worse.
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What are you hiding behind?
You.
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Is it possible for a male to be pregnant?
It is technically possible to implant an embryo with the placenta targeted at the intestines. Whether this would carry full term or not is debatable. Birth would have to be by surgery, and the intestines would be ruined.
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Is there any similarity between Harry Potter and Prince Caspian?
The letters P A R and E
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I believe in a God, do you?
Why would I believe a mythical being, the more so since a non existent thing cannot say anything at all, believable or unbelievable?
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Why aren't in bed and sleeping YET?
Not bored enough yet
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How do we edit our profile on this new version of Answerbag?
Pour paint over your head, then edit the profile.
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Do you feel you must go to church out of guilt or because you want to go?
Why would I go to church?
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Where should i position goinging straight at a crossroads
Please do not consider driving. Not now, not ever. Never.
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If mainly the dumb reproduce above average, and they are usually the ones to be generally obese, does this cancel it out and all will be ok in the end after all?
I fear not. Idiocracy [movie] predicts disaster.
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Does anyone know the directions to Heaven?
See any link here: http://tinyurl.com/5vnys8
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What is the meaning of life to an Atheist?
does there have to be a meaning?
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There's a dead rabbit across the street. Do I pick it up or call someone? (I don't want a disease...)
You already have a phobia of disease, after all. So why add to it!
What disease are you going to get?
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Would you let your daughter/sister date someone like you?
Have you EVER tried to stop a woman doing something she intends to do?
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Is marriage dying?
No. Death is dying. Marriage is marriage.
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Is there a room in your house that you really do not like? Why?
I am not overly keen on the bondage dungeon. Somehow the pale lilac decor is not suitable.
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What is a symbol for independence?
On balance I think a fractal
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Would you date a man who looks much better than you do?
Yes!
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One can do cartwheels, but is it possible to do bicycle wheels?
Only in tandem
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Apocalypse tonight? Bring your own food.
Who's written the score for the show?
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Can you, personally, tell apart a Picasso and a Rorschach test?
Yes, it's easy:
The Rorschach test always reminds me of naked women with hairy vaginas proudly on show, often reclining.
The Picasso paintings look like bits of paper with ink blots that have been made in a random manner.
Once you get the trick to this it's easy.
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Why do you choose to believe that there is no God?
I do not choose. I simply do not believe.
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Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut or Top Gun?
Neither. His acting skills are second only to those of Keanu Reeves.
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What makes you really mad?
Me? It's people who answer the question at the same time as they ask it
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Why is it so hard to lie to your grandmothers?
Mine are impossible to lie to. They are dead.
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Do you hate to move?
Damn, yes. I've been sitting here all day. I have a catheter and a commode, and can get take-away food using the net.
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You caught your only child (age 19) using marijuana, what do you do?
Have a non judgmental discussion about it.
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Have you ever used marijuana?
Yes.
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What work i can be creative at when i'm stoned?
Professional tightrope walker
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Are you Machiavellian in your everyday life?
Only when there is a 'y' in the day
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Do you ever describe your bowel movements to others?
To medical people with a legitimate interest, yes. And, out of badness, to people I dislike at the meal table.
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I recently described an acquaintance as the 'negress': is this description considered racially demeaning?
To me neither the term negro nor negress is demeaning. The terms describe a group of proud races and members of them.
However, insulting usage has created an antipathy to the terms and made them currently unusable
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When dissolved in water, are antacids acidic or basic?
In some cases neither. Some are designed to inhibit the production of stomach acid instead of neutralising some of what is there.
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Have you ever wanted to write a book? If so, what about?
Apart from many short stories and a long novel about teenage gay romantic love which I have self published online on my own website, I am writing a novel about my own teenage years. Not an autobiography, but an autobiographical novel, intended for mainstream publication.
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My boyfriend won't let me play with my cat- he gets angry if she sits on my lap and yell not to play with her- that it "bugs him" and that i am being insensitive and disrespectful and to "give him piece on his weekend" and that "it is our time" HELP
Dump the jealous idiot. Imagine what he'd do if you looked at another guy!
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I couldn't care less about apathy, how about you?
Gin and tonic, please.
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Can I have the remote back?
You can. But you may not.
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Years ago I gave a baby up for adoption.Recently she found me . She introduces me as her "biological" mother. I am having trouble as to how I should introduce her to people.Because I did not raise her the term "daughter" doesn't seem right.Suggestions?
"This is my child. We found each other again very recently"
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Should you tell a 3yr old their mom commited suicide
At the right time and in a way they can understand, without frightening them. The problem is that they will feel deserted and may even take on blame unless this is done well and with a chance to ask any questions they want to ask.
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A 12 year old boy in our town killed himself while attempting to "play" a "choking game". He tied a belt around his neck until he passed out and died. Is this "game" common among kids?
You may wish to see a memorial to a lad who died this way: http://tinyurl.com/6otpgs
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What word meaning overly sweet is an anagram of "cane chairs"?
Would that be 'testicles', keith?
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Bichon Frise? Are they good lapdogs? I am considering buying an 11 week old Bichon Frise tommorow it is mixed dachshund. Do they usually bite? Thanks Everyone!
The dog you are considering buying is a MONGREL.
Dogs bite
Dogs are not intended to be lapdogs.
I strongly advise a teddy bear
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How would you explain to your child if they saw the news about the man having a baby (that once was a woman)?
Simple facts, based on the age of the child and their ability to process the information. My 23 year old would have no issues
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What is the highest-scoring game in MLB history (both teams)?
But What's on second!
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How many trolls have you burried in your backyard?
23 and a half
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Why don't Werewolves hunt in packs?
We do!
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How far was the longest home run ever hit, and who hit it?
Who hit it? Wow. I thought he was just a first base man.
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How do angels reproduce?
Do you remember Gabriel with this naive girl Mary?
The problem is that a new cult starts around the kid.
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Does anyone know how the training is in the Air Force? Please give any tips about this area...:)
WHOSE Air Force? The world does have a few nations with them, you know.
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What word do you think should be banned? Why?
Interesting See http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/707104
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Will the upper intellectual level of questions always be limited by the average intellectual level of the people processing flags?
Apparently it is not acceptable to call intellectual levels into question. We are doubtless "dumbing up"!
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Who is the Doctor?
But Who is also on first base. Does that mean Who has a dual occupation?
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All lyricists, poets writers: what gives you inspiration for your works?
Beauty
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What do you think the future computers are going to be like?
Yellow
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What is the most disturbing thing you have ever heard a person say from a pulpit?
Pulpit or not, ANYTHING said by Fred Phelps. Anything at all.
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Why is it that 4000 ctholic priests have molested children? why catholics? what are your thoughts on this?
Because children tend not to report abusers, especially if the priest is a figure of authority and has dressed it up as a 'Special confession penance':
"For this sin, my child, you must feel God's love. Brace yourself"
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What is the music from dam busters called
This may be hard to bear, but it is likely to be "The Dambusters March"
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Is sailing hard?
No
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Why can'y we all just live together?
Living together is fine. But I snore. Sleeping together is less likely!
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What signs do you look for to find out if your husband is gay?
Unless he tells you, you will never, ever know. Ask my wife! We gay married men are very good indeed at making sure that no-one knows.
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Is your Darjeeling limited?
It was almost as good as "The Village", but somehow longer.
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Do you agree with Gordon Brown when he said that the world owes President George Bush a great debt of gratitude?
Since both men are complete arseholes, no.
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I am 28 years old (male). I have shortage of hair on my chik and chin. How can i get full hair on my chik and chin?
You need to use chicken dung and honey. The honey helps pull the hair using a form of osmosis, and the chicken dung pushes, like fertiliser.
Smear honey on your face and take a mouthful of chicken dung.
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When all airports were shutdown on 9-11, why were a handfull of Bin-Ladens family members were aloud to get on planes and head back to Afhganistan?
The word you want is "allowed"
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When a man loves a women he ...............?
Never needs to use his Fleshlight again
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Have you ever had a marquee?
I tried one once. I found it indigestible
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What is your favorite kind of bird?
I was always quite keen on Suzie Quatro. As a Rock Chick she is still the best
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Are you a fully trained and licensed mobile phone user?
We need a sort of closed organisation for those. A Wireless Phone Clique!
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Do you think that the world John Lennon described in "Imagine" will ever be possible? Can we ever achieve such a world? Or is it a wishful fantasy?
No. He was a wanker. Being dead doesn't change that, but it was a great career move for record sales
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What's the point of a female orgasm?
Oh let them have one. They have to sleep in the wet spot afterwards so some sort of reward is good
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Have you forgotten to wear your irony aid today?
The batteries ran out. I'm sorry. I have new ones on order
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Do you think that people who belittle or insult others to build themselves up can ever be redirected to more positive things? Or are they simply wired that way and doomed to live out their lives that way?
God, how moronic. Have you nothing better to do than ask stupid questions here?
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What was your last close shave?
This morning. A Mach 3
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Trying to find a copy of a Bugs Bunny episode first season, 7th episode, called "One Froggy Night". #1580 Thank you.
You are most welcome.
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My bf of 5 mons said that he loves me, but he doesn't include me in any of his weekend, vacation and time off plans. It makes me wonder about his love to me. What should I do? Shd I talk to him about it or just breakup? I don't wanna act like a bit@h.
First learn spelling. "bitch" has no "@" in it
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My ex-husband spent years in prison for sexually abusing my children. I know it's beneficial for me to forgive him, but how do I go about doing this? Everytime I think of him I want him to suffer as they did.
You know, forgiving the bastard is pointless. Let him burn. I'll pass you the match
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Are you in favor of shutting down AB for one whole day to enable the staff to fix the glitches?
They'll only add crap features that no-one wants. When was the last time they truly fixed something so that it stayed fixed?
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I have a hole behind a bush in my backyard. It isn't really a hole, but it is like a crater. I have another one near it. It is about 10 inches for the diameter. Is it a rabbit hole?Or is it a dog?
You have had an alien visit with the duo-probe
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What do you think is the most serious problem facing society today?
Just WHO has taken my donut?
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How blue can you get?
Cobalt
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Where was the first public high school founded?
A state of siege after some fuckwit went postal
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Where is a place you consider to be very "tranquil"?
I have been married for 29 years. Our "marriage bed" is very tranquil
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Do you shampoo your pubes?
I shampoo all of me. I am a werewolf
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I need a slogan for my new high fashion boutique:
Key words:
Designer, Italian, Clothing, vip, exclusive.
we have wholesale prices.
Cheap Wop clothes. "They fit where they touch"
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Do Q&A sites that clearly have cliques created within the members make you feel unimportant and "uncool" almost like we are reverting back to high school attitudes?
No. Instead I form and disband the cliques when I choose.
Ask yourself if you are clique material.
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How do you communicate with a boyfriend who just shuts down when he's mad?
New batteries
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Is it possible to buy happiness?
Me so horny, me love you long time, only five dollar
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What`s the most times you`ve had to wipe after going to the bathroom?
I tend to do all the wiping in the same visit
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Sould we raise the can return from .5 cents to .10 cents, like Iowa is currently looking at doing!
you have a can return at all? WOW!
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Is june or july good months to travel to Europe?
Yes. Or no.
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How do I get rid of garlic breath?
Just kick her out
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Should a country's' people be blamed for the actions of "their" governemnt?
in a democracy, YES YES YES
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Would anal rape be considered torture or a war crime if condoned by the President through immunity?
Apparently your murderous, raping, torturing nation is exempt from international law. So it seems that it does not matter. Well not to the USA anyway. The rest of the civilised world despises you for your actions.
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This is a really stupid question, but I'll ask it anyway. Does anyone else completley despise when someone writes the word "hate" like this: "h8"? Cause that really annoys me...
Yeah, you're right. It is.
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What do you do when you come home to find that your wife has changed the locks to your apartment, your name is not on the lease
Realise, after you sober up, that you live next door.
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My boyfriend and i talk about getting married, but my boyfriend hasn't left his wife yet. what do i do? he says give me time. we have been together for 4yrs. what do i do>
You haven't been together at all. He and his wife are together. You are his bit on the side.
Dump the bastard. Better yet get his wife to dump him as well!
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Since shamanic journeying at the weekend Ive been filled with divine energy,love for all, bubbling forth, radiating out, rapture and bliss and surges of spiritual energies, increasing all the time. Everything looks so different. Whats happening to me?
You are going insane. Enjoy it while you can.
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I have just travelled by air for 10 hours and have lost 6 hours of the day. What have you done to overcome jet-lag?
It's YOUR jet lag, so I have no need to overcome it
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Do you think the owners of the big oil companies should die?
Imbecilic question. They can't avoid death. Well, unless they are David Icke's reptillians, of course.
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At low tide, what is the largest beach from the sea to land in Britain?
Morecambe Bay
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My 13 year old son has been peeing in the corner of his room he said at first it was the dog and finally he said he was having accidents at night how alarmed should i be about this behavior
Sounds like time for diaper training
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If you were a clock, what time would you show?
A quarter to 27
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If you were a street, what would your name be?
Love Lawn
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
I think it is masquerading as the steak.
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I think we should have a fragrance called "Depression". What name do you miss?
We have "Poison" already. So what about "Perversion - for the kinks in your life"?
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I think we should have a fragrance called "Depression". What name do you miss?
Would that be advertised with weird black and white scenes, and be "Depression, Calvin Klein's Depression, for him. Or her"?
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I have just recently found out my cousin was a lesbian, and for the last year or so I have been attracted to guys more and more, and i thought, "i cant be gay, it is genetic , and no one in my family is gay" then i found out my cousin was a lesbian and I
So you're gay. That's fine. So your cousin is a lesbian. That's fine too.
Now live your life, not your orientation.
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Do you think the State of Texas went overboard in the polygamist raid?
Yet another "Only in America" cult of abusers and wackos.
Years too late. Years.
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If Teenagers have so much today why do many of them walk around miserable all the time? Is it a normal stage?
I had a lot when I was a teenager. Unrequited love, idiot parents, puberty. Yes, a lot to be happy about.
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How do you stop the squeaking noises emanating from the BACK of the fretboard when one changes chords? Would polish help?
Don't slide. Lift and place.
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If you knew i was going to be here, would you still have come?
Yes
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Will you give me an example of "wishful thinking"?
I am SO sexy. A hunk. A god amongst men.
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Why am I the centre of attention?
Next!
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What can drinking tea/coffee before bed do to you?
fill you up, short term.
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How would i solve for X in this equation: 4=x^(3/2)
Start by buying an elephant. Ride it to school secure in the knowledge that you cannot do your homework.
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I had to let an employee go yesterday & I feel bad. They were not making any attempt to work, how should I feel?
Firing someone is never easy, but it goes with being a manager. What you have done is protected your own income and the income of those around you. Good call.
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What qualities would you use to describe yourself?
I think I would use erudition
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Which brand of diapers are the best?
Proper terry towelling ones
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For some reason our 95 Chevy 350 pickup runs better when the firing order on #6 & #5 are reversed! How can that be?
It's been re-engined
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61%1/2 i would like to know how to solve this question
So study
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At what age is a male child too old to bathe with his mother?
It's just nudity. Get over it. Answer body questions simply and honestly and don't teach the kid your hangups.
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Are you too getting sentimental when you find you have acquired a cute little -1 troll?
I Know where to get Junior Mix Troll Pellets
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I need the passcode to the esi wireless bluetooth heaedset!!!!!!! the model is jbt980
You stole a headset? How original!
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Why do i smell fire?
You dropped a match into your pubic hair.
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I'm 28 and don't know whether I'm Republican or Democrat. For legal reasons, I haven't been able to vote until this year so it never really mattered to me. Now I don't know how to figure it out. How do I determine what political party is for me?
You're a democrat. The Republicans are the ones who jailed you.
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Have you ever gone to a nude beach? What was the experience like for you?
Yes, often. And the experience was normal. There are just naked folk there, it really isn't a big deal. Most of us look better clothed
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