Answerbag: Kteachers Pet's answers

Answer to I fell in love with the cassier of a supermarket, how can i tell him that i liked him? i am a little bit shy person. what can i do to see if he is interested in me too?

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:59:29 -0700

I fell in love with the cassier of a supermarket, how can i tell him that i liked him? i am a little bit shy person. what can i do to see if he is interested in me too?

Buy the ingredients for a terrific dinner and ask him if he would like to share it with you.

Answer to If someone called you a lazy hooker, what would your comeback be?

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:57:01 -0700

If someone called you a lazy hooker, what would your comeback be?

I am NOT Lazy!

Answer to If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:11:49 -0700

If you got in your vehicle and drove north what stateline, border, etc. would you cross first?

Oregon

Answer to I'm really terrible at making friends. Last time I tried to stay after a lecture and talk to the girl next to me, I got a glare and a 'you can go now'. Can anyone give me any suggestions?

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:07:42 -0700

I'm really terrible at making friends. Last time I tried to stay after a lecture and talk to the girl next to me, I got a glare and a 'you can go now'. Can anyone give me any suggestions?

Pick a different person and try again.

Answer to Why do Catholics confess their sins to a priest and not directly to God asking for His forgiveness?

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:06:41 -0700

Why do Catholics confess their sins to a priest and not directly to God asking for His forgiveness?

Simply put: Chain of Command.

Answer to I think my kitty likes watching baseball more than me. How do i get the front row seat? See pic..

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:02:59 -0700

I think my kitty likes watching baseball more than me. How do i get the front row seat? See pic..

Shoot it.

Answer to What comes to mind when I say 8675309?

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:35:22 -0700

What comes to mind when I say 8675309?

Baby I got your number!

Answer to Do you love someone you will never ever meet and have never even talked to?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:05:24 -0700

Do you love someone you will never ever meet and have never even talked to?

Yes....Michael Jackson (I was sure I would get a chance to meet him...and then...well, now I won't).

Answer to Would you rather be buried or cremated?

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:03:02 -0700

Would you rather be buried or cremated?

I'm donating any usable organs to help save lives and then the rest I'm donating to the local university for their science classes.

Answer to Why do people make jokes about Weapons of mass destruction?..When we actually found them and removed them.

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:06:19 -0700

Why do people make jokes about Weapons of mass destruction?..When we actually found them and removed them.

This part right here makes it seem like you know the answers. "We found them in Iraq. - yellow cake uranium shipped to Canada. - 5000 barrells of mustard gas? - NY Times article on the CIA's report of 235,000 tons of illicit weapons (non CBR)? - MSNBC covered on the 2000 pounds...

Answer to Who can I speak to about ending all this war, disease and suffering?

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:06:51 -0700

Who can I speak to about ending all this war, disease and suffering?

Your neighbors. Get out and make friends.

Answer to There is an ice cold coke and an ice cold pepsi and a sign that says free. Do you take one? which one or take both just because they are free?

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:05:54 -0700

There is an ice cold coke and an ice cold pepsi and a sign that says free. Do you take one? which one or take both just because they are free?

The sign just says "Free", not "Take one" or "Take one of each"....I would take them all. Oh, wait...there's only one of each? If I were actually thirsty, I would take the Coke, but prefer Coke Zero.

Answer to I want to know what this animal is, can you help identify it? (see picture)

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:16:48 -0700

I want to know what this animal is, can you help identify it? (see picture)

You would be amazed at what you'll find if you google "fat prarie dog"!

Answer to I got a 1st cousin, She's 18, I'm 22, and Iv'e never seen her. she arrived for a 1 month visit and stays at my house, today we made out. Considering I never seen her before so it's hard thinking of her as a cousin,

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:28:21 -0700

I got a 1st cousin, She's 18, I'm 22, and Iv'e never seen her. she arrived for a 1 month visit and stays at my house, today we made out. Considering I never seen her before so it's hard thinking of her as a cousin,

I don't think it's a big deal...you're adults and have to make those decisions yourself. I think your family may freak and if she were to get pregnant there could be problems...ask a doctor if your are planning to be more serious.

Answer to I want to know what this animal is, can you help identify it? (see picture)

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:23:45 -0700

I want to know what this animal is, can you help identify it? (see picture)

Praire Dog

Answer to Do you wanna know how badly Muslims mock us? (link)

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 13:46:48 -0700

Do you wanna know how badly Muslims mock us? (link)

I completely agree with Phillis and would like to add one thing...While Muslims are not allowed a free press or freedom of expression, Americans are allowed those things and yet are still so very ignorant about what a Muslim is. Almost all FOX news viewers still believe that Obama is a Muslim. ...

Answer to What is the first thing you remove from your body before having sex?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:11:16 -0700

What is the first thing you remove from your body before having sex?

Dentures!!!

Answer to What might someone have a key, to?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:06:01 -0700

What might someone have a key, to?

Chastity Belt

Answer to What's in YOUR wallet?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:04:35 -0700

What's in YOUR wallet?

What's in YOUR pants?

Answer to What stopped you from commiting suicide?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:59:55 -0700

What stopped you from commiting suicide?

Lexapro, Welbutrin, Clonapin, patient husband, supportive children, and a job I love...

Answer to How to deal with other guys who flirt your crush?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:56:19 -0700

How to deal with other guys who flirt your crush?

Put one hand on her butt and one on her boob and say, "see this? Mine!" He will get the point and she will be very impressed!

Answer to Do you think Michael Jackson was a hero?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:54:45 -0700

Do you think Michael Jackson was a hero?

Yes. Those who say he was a pervert couldn't possibly know that. He was aquitted of charges made by a family that was seeking their fortune through him.

Answer to How many hours do you sleep every night?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:52:42 -0700

How many hours do you sleep every night?

I'm a teacher on summer break...so about 8 now. During the year...about 6.

Answer to How do you get guys to look at you? .... in a good way

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:45:19 -0700

How do you get guys to look at you? .... in a good way

Be true to yourself and honest with those around you. If he falls for you when you're acting like some one you are not, the relationship won't last long and you'll be back to square one.

Answer to I say "9 Inches" gets the job done you say?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:44:56 -0700

I say "9 Inches" gets the job done you say?

Not relevant. 1 inch can carry me away!

Answer to Have you ever forgotten how old you are?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:43:51 -0700

Have you ever forgotten how old you are?

Yes! When my birthday gets near I always think I'm a year older than I am. Then I realize I'm not actually turning the age I thought I was and feel GREAT! It's like getting to live a whole year all over again!

Answer to Who has the best dinner menu?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:38:52 -0700

Who has the best dinner menu?

Thai Orchid

Answer to If envy was a color. Would it really be green?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:38:17 -0700

If envy was a color. Would it really be green?

Ivy Green?

Answer to Whats green and smells good?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:52:00 -0700

Whats green and smells good?

Mint Ice Cream

Answer to I have a hotpoint stove how do i light the pilot in the oven

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:27:59 -0700

I have a hotpoint stove how do i light the pilot in the oven

Maybe you should give her a tranquilizer first?

Answer to I want to make a pile of money by opening a brothel in Miami, but I've been told it's too hot there and people would not buy soup. Is that true?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:26:18 -0700

I want to make a pile of money by opening a brothel in Miami, but I've been told it's too hot there and people would not buy soup. Is that true?

Better invest in Cucumbers then....they make a cold soup AND are so very useful in other ways...I like mine peeled.

Answer to What gets wet when drying?(Riddle)

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:23:08 -0700

What gets wet when drying?(Riddle)

A towel

Answer to Would it be harder to find a relative's body by suicide or to never find their body?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:04:28 -0700

Would it be harder to find a relative's body by suicide or to never find their body?

DO you mean...harder on you emotionally to discover your loved one's body after they've committed suicide or harder on you to never find their body and not know what happened to them? If so, I think not knowing would be more difficult. Even if they left a note saying it was all my...

Answer to Can you believe Michael Jackson is dead?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:58:13 -0700

Can you believe Michael Jackson is dead?

I'm still in denial. Watching his videos, makes it even harder to believe...He's so full of LIFE when dancing.

Answer to What do you think of congressman Pete King, who referred MJ as a pedophile and pervert. During the Independence Day festivities?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:33:20 -0700

What do you think of congressman Pete King, who referred MJ as a pedophile and pervert. During the Independence Day festivities?

Seems like he could be sued since Mr. Jackson was aquitted of all charges. Did Mr. King have first hand experience with Mr. Jackson that he would like to share with us?

Answer to Ok am 18 yrs old i have 3 kids already my oldest one is 6yrs i had him wen i wuz 12 n den i had my 2nd one wen i wuz 15yrs n i just had my lil girl is 10mths n i just found out dat am preggers again and dis time wit twins but is not from my boyfriend

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:26:04 -0700

Ok am 18 yrs old i have 3 kids already my oldest one is 6yrs i had him wen i wuz 12 n den i had my 2nd one wen i wuz 15yrs n i just had my lil girl is 10mths n i just found out dat am preggers again and dis time wit twins but is not from my boyfriend

Yeah, right!

Answer to How old were you when you had "Sex Education" in school?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:23:28 -0700

How old were you when you had "Sex Education" in school?

It wasn't exactly a class, but in 3rd grade (I was 8) the boy behind me pulled my ponytail and handed me a note asking if I wanted to F*** after school. I said yes, if he could catch me. I ran all the way home, told my Mom and got to hear all about how fish make babies....I was very confused!

Answer to What makes you most angry about other drivers?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:08:30 -0700

What makes you most angry about other drivers?

They don't realize how lucky they are that I even let them drive on my road!!

Answer to How many buttons do you have on the clothing you are wearing?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:05:55 -0700

How many buttons do you have on the clothing you are wearing?

socks don't have buttons, silly!

Answer to Soft served or homemade ice cream?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:03:54 -0700

Soft served or homemade ice cream?

Depends on whose home!

Answer to How do i find true love.... or true love right now?

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:58:28 -0700

How do i find true love.... or true love right now?

Get away from your computer.

Answer to Are there any good ways to create company exposure on the Internet other than social networking?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:51:04 -0700

Are there any good ways to create company exposure on the Internet other than social networking?

Tag your advertisements with the word "porn"

Answer to Divorce is?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:49:42 -0700

Divorce is?

What happens when the consequences and expectations of marriage weren't fully considered.

Answer to Do you get upset when a public figure swears?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:32:05 -0700

Do you get upset when a public figure swears?

I get upset when somebody gets upset with "bad" words.

Answer to If I had one wish it would be to ___________?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:10:08 -0700

If I had one wish it would be to ___________?

...not have to take medications for the rest of my life.

Answer to How can you help a pathalogical liar to begin telling the truth?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:08:31 -0700

How can you help a pathalogical liar to begin telling the truth?

Ask them if they want to stop being a liar. Of course, you would then have to figure out if their answer was honest.

Answer to What is something people plan to do but then chicken out?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:59:56 -0700

What is something people plan to do but then chicken out?

Make their first OBGYN appointment

Answer to What is something people plan to do but then chicken out?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:58:54 -0700

What is something people plan to do but then chicken out?

Ask for double mushrooms on their pizza

Answer to I found out that a married friend had an affair with another man. She says it was a one time thing that she regrets. I don't know her husband very well, but he's a decent guy. Should I keep quiet about what I know, or tell her husband?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:45:31 -0700

I found out that a married friend had an affair with another man. She says it was a one time thing that she regrets. I don't know her husband very well, but he's a decent guy. Should I keep quiet about what I know, or tell her husband?

If you don't even know him very well, why would you talk to him about it. Pretend you see a stranger walk to the bathroom in a restaurant, his wife picks up her cell phone and makes a call to her boyfriend. You KNOW she is cheating...are you going to chase the guy down in the bathroom to...

Answer to IS IT REALLY TRUE IF U SET SOMEOME U LOVE FREE IF THEY COME BACK TO U IT WAS MENT TO BE

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:37:21 -0700

IS IT REALLY TRUE IF U SET SOMEOME U LOVE FREE IF THEY COME BACK TO U IT WAS MENT TO BE

How do you set them free unless you've had them caged? If you had them caged, you're not in love; you're sick and need professional help.

Answer to What would you do if George Bush threw a shoe at you?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:36:02 -0700

What would you do if George Bush threw a shoe at you?

Beat the Shit out of him! It would feel soooooo good!

Answer to How can I get over my fear of clowns?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:33:56 -0700

How can I get over my fear of clowns?

You know, sometimes fears are justified. They prevent you from doing stupid things....like walking off the edge of a cliff, for example. WHY would you want to lose your fear? It protects you!

Answer to Can I rub some sunscreen on you? Its getting hot in here?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:23:10 -0700

Can I rub some sunscreen on you? Its getting hot in here?

Oh, now that is just gross!

Answer to I stopped taking prosax abruptly and became very anxious and had insomnia. My doctor prescribed Zoloft for me. Do you believe that I should start back on Prosax as I never had any problems while I was on it. I stopped after i reduced my dosage to 5mg.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:35:05 -0700

I stopped taking prosax abruptly and became very anxious and had insomnia. My doctor prescribed Zoloft for me. Do you believe that I should start back on Prosax as I never had any problems while I was on it. I stopped after i reduced my dosage to 5mg.

I backed down by 10mgs on my meds once and it was awful, so I started retaking 5 and felt much better. My doc said to make adjustments as I feel I need to, but to give each adjustment time to work. Also, that if I had questions to call him. Call your doc's office and let them know...

Answer to Why is it that some misguided delusional people care more for a religiously nutty creepy junkie pedophile like Wacko Jacko,than they do for kids he monstered in secret sessions. EVEN OBAMA IS PRAISING THIS CRIMINAL. Just coz he could sing???,,,BIZARRE!!!

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:30:16 -0700

Why is it that some misguided delusional people care more for a religiously nutty creepy junkie pedophile like Wacko Jacko,than they do for kids he monstered in secret sessions. EVEN OBAMA IS PRAISING THIS CRIMINAL. Just coz he could sing???,,,BIZARRE!!!

Uhm...he was aquitted. Know what that means? Think the accusing family could have had stars in their eyes and hopes of a lovely settlement when they filed those charges? Just hope you are never falsely accused.

Answer to A question for Texans or people who know a bit about Texas. When they call it The Lone Star State, are they using a 4-star system? (Like hotels or movies)

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:25:50 -0700

A question for Texans or people who know a bit about Texas. When they call it The Lone Star State, are they using a 4-star system? (Like hotels or movies)

Been there and NO it's not a 4 star system!!!! It's a 5 star system:) Of course, that rating lowers slightly when the whacko returns to Waco.

Answer to Do you dream of luxurious living?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:21:32 -0700

Do you dream of luxurious living?

No. Unfortunately, when I dream it's usually a nightmare!

Answer to X sees your car in the parking lot get hit. The driver tried to leave, but X made her stay and then got you. If it had not been for X, you'd be paying for your own repairs. Would you 'reward' X: gift card to starbucks, bottle of wine, etc?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:00:26 -0700

X sees your car in the parking lot get hit. The driver tried to leave, but X made her stay and then got you. If it had not been for X, you'd be paying for your own repairs. Would you 'reward' X: gift card to starbucks, bottle of wine, etc?

Just how good lookin' is X? Just kiddin'! Yeah, great idea.

Answer to Tattoos of your s/o's name. Good idea or stupid idea?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:58:35 -0700

Tattoos of your s/o's name. Good idea or stupid idea?

Great idea once you are both past 65 years old.

Answer to Why am I constantly hungry?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:56:05 -0700

Why am I constantly hungry?

Do you have a prescription for that?

Answer to What are so (legal) substances to relieve anxiety? (I still have to be able function and work intellectually. I am just finnishing my school and needlesly stressing myself).

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:47:31 -0700

What are so (legal) substances to relieve anxiety? (I still have to be able function and work intellectually. I am just finnishing my school and needlesly stressing myself).

Sam-E St. John's Wart But why not go to the doctor and get a prescription?

Answer to How can I help myself fall asleep after a panic attack? I've calmed down but I still feel a little shaky.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:45:43 -0700

How can I help myself fall asleep after a panic attack? I've calmed down but I still feel a little shaky.

You've already got many great answers. My therapist says, "Exercise & Socialize" but when you have a slump...take a clonapin.

Answer to If you had been given supernatural powers for a week what would you do?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:36:16 -0700

If you had been given supernatural powers for a week what would you do?

Frequent sex, clean the house....no, build and furnish a new one with a double garage for my new cars that I aquire, and then turn my classroom into the Ultimate classroom for my K students. Oh, and video tape the sex for my hubby and I to watch when the powers have faded....

Answer to I tink i may have depression & do not want to burden my boyfriend should i break up with him?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:28:35 -0700

I tink i may have depression & do not want to burden my boyfriend should i break up with him?

Regardless of what you decide to do with the boyfriend, go see a doctor. I don't know why it's called depression; that makes it sound like it's just a feeling you should be able to "get over". Really it's a chemical imbalance in your body that makes you feel ill in...

Answer to Sex is....?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:04:04 -0700

Sex is....?

Will make you go blind...briefly...And then you'll see the world in an entirely different light.

Answer to Using no more than five words, describe your first true love.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:00:48 -0700

Using no more than five words, describe your first true love.

old pedophile manipulative not true

Answer to Why do underage young women believe a young man when he says I love you when all he wants is his pleasure?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:59:39 -0700

Why do underage young women believe a young man when he says I love you when all he wants is his pleasure?

The same reason they believe the old man; they haven't reached a maturity level to protect themselves from the predators of the world...hence the reason for 'age of consent'.

Answer to OK, I give up! How do I rate an answer? I hit "rate answer" and then the "+" sign. A "1" came up and that was it! I rec'd such a great answer and only a stupid "1" came up for the person helping me. What did I do wrong? Please help me!!!! Thank you!

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:44:48 -0700

OK, I give up! How do I rate an answer? I hit "rate answer" and then the "+" sign. A "1" came up and that was it! I rec'd such a great answer and only a stupid "1" came up for the person helping me. What did I do wrong? Please help me!!!! Thank you!

I'll help you out by giving you as many points as I can on any of your Qs and As...let's see how fast you can increase your level!!

Answer to Have you seen the Larry Bird and "Magic" Johnson M&Ms print ad? (If not, the image is included as an answer.) Given that they mention tournament parties, did M&Ms get the colors wrong? (Side-by-side comparison in answer.)

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:00:36 -0700

Have you seen the Larry Bird and "Magic" Johnson M&Ms print ad? (If not, the image is included as an answer.) Given that they mention tournament parties, did M&Ms get the colors wrong? (Side-by-side comparison in answer.)

OMG!!!!!!! I am so glad I stopped in to AB today! Since October of '08, I've been kind of a mess, so visiting AB has been way low on my priorities. Yesterday I noticed the link on my "Bookmarks" and thought...I wonder who's still there. I didn't get around to...

Answer to What to do when your baby starts to hiccup?

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:37:57 -0700

What to do when your baby starts to hiccup?

Put a little sugar under it's tongue....or, point and laugh.

Answer to OK, I give up! How do I rate an answer? I hit "rate answer" and then the "+" sign. A "1" came up and that was it! I rec'd such a great answer and only a stupid "1" came up for the person helping me. What did I do wrong? Please help me!!!! Thank you!

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:34:57 -0700

OK, I give up! How do I rate an answer? I hit "rate answer" and then the "+" sign. A "1" came up and that was it! I rec'd such a great answer and only a stupid "1" came up for the person helping me. What did I do wrong? Please help me!!!! Thank you!

You're a beginner. As you become more experienced you'll be able to give (and take) more points at a time. I advise not taking.

Answer to What kind of fruit did eve pick

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:32:18 -0700

What kind of fruit did eve pick

Which day?

Answer to I'm never sure where people are. What city are you in and whats the time? Me, Lyon (France) 4.57am

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:30:40 -0700

I'm never sure where people are. What city are you in and whats the time? Me, Lyon (France) 4.57am

Golden (because all the grass dies in the summer) California, land of the "Governator", moving backwards in Education policy, and the best place I've ever lived! Ain't that the saddest thing you've ever heard.

Answer to My 32nd birthday is almost here! Can I get a Happy Birthday?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:55:22 -0700

My 32nd birthday is almost here! Can I get a Happy Birthday?

Well, what do you know?! Are we there yet? What Kind of Tail? Oh, sorry, got distracted...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Answer to In life you're always at the crossroads, how do you know which road do you take?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:47:38 -0700

In life you're always at the crossroads, how do you know which road do you take?

It's the one that aligns itself best with my values and priorities. I balance what I'm willing to compromise or to give up by leaving behind one choice over another.

Answer to Do you think Michael Jackson will ever be forgotten?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:38:09 -0700

Do you think Michael Jackson will ever be forgotten?

I would say yes, except that I've just been re-watching his videos and NOBODY has or can move like that and at the same time have that Peter Pan/Mona Lisa smile...He just looks like he's loving entertaining each individual and at the same time he is a tortured soul.

Answer to What was the last wild animal you saw that surprised you with its presence?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:33:15 -0700

What was the last wild animal you saw that surprised you with its presence?

A raccoon that ate chips from my hands.

Answer to Is any act permissible if its done in private by consenting adults?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:08:01 -0700

Is any act permissible if its done in private by consenting adults?

Not "any" act. They could consent to mutual suicide or homocide (better have good timing with that one), and it would not be permissible. Sort of hard to prosecute, however, if the consenting adults are all successful.

Answer to What are your thoughts on Yoda from Star Wars?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:04:10 -0700

What are your thoughts on Yoda from Star Wars?

I sooooo wish he was real! I do have a student this year that reminds me a lot of Yoda, just not so green.

Answer to I'm a guy--i love getting hugs from girls (not for any specific reason) i just like getting hugs is anything wrong with that?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:56:10 -0700

I'm a guy--i love getting hugs from girls (not for any specific reason) i just like getting hugs is anything wrong with that?

I get and give hugs to both guys and gals...I even have a hoodie with "Free Hugs" on it. Human touch (appropriate) is so important to us. Just make sure it's alright with the person receiving the hug.

Answer to Parents, what would you do if you found your teenager watching television or using a computer and there just happened to be an inappropriately suggestive ad?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:52:54 -0700

Parents, what would you do if you found your teenager watching television or using a computer and there just happened to be an inappropriately suggestive ad?

Not a big deal with my teenagers...I'm more worried about when I see that my son is on a WAY to graphic video site.

Answer to Why do we have hair on our toes?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:49:13 -0700

Why do we have hair on our toes?

To give us yet one more reason to be shy in public

Answer to I'd love to kiss you but.........What?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:47:44 -0700

I'd love to kiss you but.........What?

I'm not in to that...

Answer to Who are you and what are you doing at my house?

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:46:48 -0700

Who are you and what are you doing at my house?

OMG!!!!! You can SEE me??? I'm gonna stop doing THAT right now! And put away my toys....

Answer to Shhhhhhh Listen! What is that noise?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:17:29 -0800

Shhhhhhh Listen! What is that noise?

Hail on the roof.

Answer to If you were in a comedy team, would you be the funny one or the straight man?...or woman depending on your gender..

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:15:20 -0800

If you were in a comedy team, would you be the funny one or the straight man?...or woman depending on your gender..

I'm always the one finding the humor in the day...even when others don't think it should be found.

Answer to My cat gets on the counter a lot, and he doesnt do it too often, but when he does how can we punish him without hurting him? if you squirt him with a watergun he just starts drinking the water. what else can i do?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:13:29 -0800

My cat gets on the counter a lot, and he doesnt do it too often, but when he does how can we punish him without hurting him? if you squirt him with a watergun he just starts drinking the water. what else can i do?

I don't put anything on the counter that he would be interested in...like, never leave butter out and available. Then, I just don't care if he gets up there occaisionally to "check it out".

Answer to What did you do when in Kindergarten (or 5 years old) that you remember still?

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:10:46 -0800

What did you do when in Kindergarten (or 5 years old) that you remember still?

In case she didn't say it..."THANK YOU!"

Answer to Whose energy plan do you like more (current running president that I list here please) John MacCains or Barack Obamas?

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:24:05 -0700

Whose energy plan do you like more (current running president that I list here please) John MacCains or Barack Obamas?

Does this answer it *hoping picture will upload*

Answer to Do you think if Sarah Palin becomes VP .. That we're going to have the same type of shooting accidents we had with Cheney .

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:54:40 -0700

Do you think if Sarah Palin becomes VP .. That we're going to have the same type of shooting accidents we had with Cheney .

I don't know about accidents, but Levi better run for cover:)

Answer to How does Senator McCain plan on improving the economy?

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:09:20 -0700

How does Senator McCain plan on improving the economy?

Put a condom on it? One day he says the economy is "strong", then that it's at "risk"... Mr. Stewart of the Daily Show thought that sounded like our economy is a "muscle man without his condom". Seriously, I think we need to first ask IF he plans to improve...

Answer to Do the Presidential candidates insult the intelligence of the American public by continually distorting facts that can be easily, and immediately checked?

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:57:53 -0700

Do the Presidential candidates insult the intelligence of the American public by continually distorting facts that can be easily, and immediately checked?

I think they only insult the intelligent Americans. My mother-in-law was in an ACTUAL PANIC that Obama may win. She totally believes that he is a Muslim, associated with terrorists who will take over the country and make us all Muslim terrorists. That's what happens when you're 83...

Answer to What do you do when you get "Cabin Fever" at your place?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:49:15 -0700

What do you do when you get "Cabin Fever" at your place?

If it's because the weather is bad, I get on AB. If it's good out, I go for a hike, to a movie, or to work in my classroom.

Answer to Knock knock?......has to be done

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:47:47 -0700

Knock knock?......has to be done

homework

Answer to My mom passed away this morning at 7:50am. Now that both parents are gone, I feel like an orphan. Is this common?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:46:59 -0700

My mom passed away this morning at 7:50am. Now that both parents are gone, I feel like an orphan. Is this common?

Very common. I lost my Dad when I was 20 and my Mom at 29. I was a mother myself by then and feeling very adult, but when my Mom died I remember telling everybody that I was an orphan. Now, 20 years later, I still feel sometimes like an orphan and like there's nobody left to impress or...

Answer to Why is Senator Obama belittling Governor Palin?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:48:11 -0700

Why is Senator Obama belittling Governor Palin?

He's not. You're just confused because of all the flip-flopping going on between McCain and Palin...earmarks good or bad? sexism good or bad? negative advertisements are ok for republicans to use but not democrats. Okay for republicans to attack democrats' families and religion,...

Answer to Sarah Palin has picked some very Hollywood-esque names for her children -- Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper. What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? (see link)

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:36:58 -0700

Sarah Palin has picked some very Hollywood-esque names for her children -- Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper. What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? (see link)

Still Hardrock Palin And when I turned 18 I wouldn't be voting for her.

Answer to If Sarah Palin has foreign relations experience with Russia, why does Russia view her as a "pith-headed little bimbo" and "guttersnipe"?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:31:10 -0700

If Sarah Palin has foreign relations experience with Russia, why does Russia view her as a "pith-headed little bimbo" and "guttersnipe"?

Having experience relating to foreigners does not mean the experience was a good one or that the people invloved were successful at it. If you've ever bargained in the market in Mexico, you've had foreign relations...did you get a good deal? Maybe you should run for president.

Answer to Is John McCain overplaying the POW card?

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:27:41 -0700

Is John McCain overplaying the POW card?

Well, since it is the only thing I know about him (for sure), I think it's overplayed. I'm sorry he was shot down and held captive and I'm sure it was terribly traumatic. I just don't think it's enough to qualify for being the president. He can have my respect and...

Answer to Does reading 200+ books in a year make me nerdy?

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:32:54 -0700

Does reading 200+ books in a year make me nerdy?

No, but bragging about it could.