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how do I get rid of these viruses?
These ones..... How do I make the objects accessible? Or what can I do?
"C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuauclt.exe (16208):\memory_001b0000";"Trojan horse Adload_r.AKC";"Object is inaccessible."
"C:\WINDOWS\System32\svchost.exe (1148):\memory_001a0000";"Trojan horse Adload_r.AKC";"Object is inaccessible."
"C:\WINDOWS\Explorer.EXE (3608):\memory_001a0000";"Trojan horse Adload_r.AKC";"Object is...
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How many friends do you really have?
None :(
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Do you believe what they say that death comes in three's?
course it does. In the case of cats it comes in three groups of three
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_______ makes me shy!
cock makes me shy
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I love my ______ than me!
I love my cock than me
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Is it ever ok to lie to someone you claim you love?
Bethany, I love you. No it is not.
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How can I delete the music from my mp3 player and re-download new music back on it?
To delete the music you should dangle the player by the earphones into a bucket of piss. Fuck knows how you get more music on it though. I can't even get the screen to light up on mine.
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What's the world record for how long someone's gone without peeing?
The famous composer Ludwig Van Beethoven died on Monday 26 March 1827. Apparently, since that day he has not had a piss.
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Do animals have a soul?
My two dogs have ar-souls!
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What is a good home remedy for a child with an upset stomach under the age of 2
A clip around the ear and an early night with NO story!
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Which zodiac sign has the sexiest people?
I don't know, but its certainly not saggytittyarse
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What’s the most difficult habit to break ever for you?
It was my 87th birthday the other month... and I finally gave up wanking!
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Scanning through social networking sites (or any other sites that come to mind), how many photos can you find of women posing near refrigirators?
If you can drag your eyes away from the vision of beauty in this snap, I think that you may find a refrigirator in the background.
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How do you stop one of these cars
Depends wether you are driving it or in the path of it. If you are driving it, use the brakes. If you are standing in the path of it, it's going to hurt unless you have some heavy duty car stopping equipment.
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Does everything in space move forward through time?
Only from our perspective.
Time is only a construct of the human mind which helps us to make sense of everything.
But then again, so is space.
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I am spending too long on answerbag both asking and answering stupid questions, is this an indication that I may be pregnant? Even metaphysically?
Damn the answer box's proximity to the comment box.
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Where is the city called Xanadu?
In xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
Kubla Khan was an 13th century Chinese Emperor.
He used to go for his holidays in the region of Xanadu.
He tried to make it as paradisical as possible I suppose.
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Do you think employeers know about AB and check what you've ever asked about?
Hope not. I'm shafted if they do!
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Could someone tell me or guess why there is a blue side on some erasers? i have no clue.
I remember erasers with a blue side on them, the blue side was supposed to erase pen. But it was just ordinary rubber with some sand or abrasive mixed into it. It would take a layer off the paper, if the ink went too you were lucky.
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What do you think of my cheesy question, fabricated just to get this video posted?
It would be forgivable if it wasn't such a cheesy video.
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Not getting many comments, any suggestions?
Ask and answer more questions. And make some comments yourself.
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Would you agree that since Jesus rose from the dead he could be classified as a zombie?
That depends on if your definition of "zombie" includes: starting to putrify, tattered clothing, slow response to stimuli, stumbling walk, loss of fine motor control, loss of higher brain function, propensity to lose hair, teeth, limbs etc, etc. None of these symptoms are present in contemporary accounts of post resurrection Jesus, so if they are an integral part of zombiehood, then...
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I am always there but you will never see me you cant touch me but i can touch you what am i?
Madness
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Have you ever asked such a thing as a 'dumb question'?
No.... Unlike you!
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Morning headline in my area today says "brace for huge dump of snow". How would you brace for a huge dump of snow?
I would slightly bend my knees and elbows, clench my fists, screw my eyes up tightly and grunt. If the huge dump of snow didn't come then, I would repeat the excercise sporadically and every time I heard a rumble.
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What positive whole number can you make from two zeros?
eight.
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How often do you says things just to hurt someone? Why do you do it?
I do it regularly, because I get a kick out of it. Any more stupid questions?
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5 letter words that has letter q in the middle
pique
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If there was a new Addams Family film to be released, who would make the best Gomez and Morticia?
You and I, Sheriff, You and I
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Do you like beer or ciggaretes?
Yes
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My girlfriend's hair is falling out and she has bags under her eyes. She has trouble focusing when she reads. Could she be pregnant?
If she looks like that, I find it difficult to imagine that anyone would have shagged her, so she's probably not pregnant
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Is there any cure for indecisiveness?
Yes. There is a cure... I think... well there was.... possibly.. No I'm sure that it can be cured... well.. almost sure... there should be... No! there is... definitely... well... I am almost certain... I think.
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When my son is bad i give him the good old knock in the eye or the good old rape in the ass, is there other punishments i can use?
This is a terrible question. You should be ashamed of yourself. The question should be "are there any other punishments" not "is there".
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Am i going to find a perfect girl?
No. But with luck you will find someone that you are delighted with.
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Define sexuality as type of social interaction through wich percieve, experience and express as sexual beings
Not a brilliantly phrased question. But interesting. Do you mean... "is it possible to define sexuality as a type of social interaction through which we perceive and experience others and express ourselves as sexual beings?"
I'm not sure that is what you are trying to say, but if it is, I don't agree.
I would think that it is possibly appropriate to think of a...
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Diagram parts of a wave & explain pitch & amplitude
c'est comme ca.
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Do you beleive Mae West was a man?
It is a well known "secret" that Mae West is an anagram of and was the transvestite identity of Sam Twee, a male bodybuilder from Akron Ohio. Although Sam never had a sex change, his penis was so small that he managed to convince a number of male lovers that it was in fact a clitoris, and many celebrated movie actors were taken in by the deception, including ex President Ronald Regan....
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What senior pranks happened in your highschools?
One of the baseball team jocks put deadly sarin gas in the ventilation system and wiped out the whole of the campus one afternoon. Me and some guys had been playin' hookey that day. Imagine how we howled on our return. Mind, he got a licking off of the principal for that one.
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What was your Senior prank in highschool, or what senior pranks happened in your highschools?
We put razor wire at neck height accross the principal's door, and decapitated him. Then replaced his head with a thanksgiving turkey. I don't think the deputy ever noticed. Mind, she had been dead since that electrical cord prank from the previous semester, How we all howled!!!
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What are the lyrics to "Digo Si Senor?" Or where can I find them?
Do you mean....
"Digor si senior
el grassio est greenior
el vinio est pissior
et femino est kissior
Me est amore
snoozy et snore
vino me pore
bibante more
me est a nova
superpe lova
me cock a shova
right up your chuvva
Digor si senior
el grassio est greenior
el vinio est pissior
et femino est kissior
(repeat to fade)"
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Door is closed and door ajar come on as if the door is open, but if open the door the door ajar is off how do you fix this
Simple..when door ajar close between forefinger and thumb of right hand, next time door is open, substitute door ajar for off on the right hand side. Hey presto!
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When a movie is advertised as a "hilarious comedy," is that a sure sign that it sucks?
Usually. Also "a heartwarming movie that the whole family can enjoy"
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Bcause god love blue clour.............
Bcause god love blue clour, blue clour feel spcial. Blue clour feel more spcial than red clour and yellow clour. Blue clour decide he have DOMINION over other clours. Blue clour decide to use yellow clour as slaves. Blue clour decide to kill all red clour. Blue clour feel jstified to do this, as he knows god love blue clour.
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Why do you believe in Free Will when there can be no such thing?
I don't accepet that there can be no such thing. Therefore I am able to believe in free will.
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Where can I download free Karaoke songs?
If you can handle a newsreader program (I use secret agent), point it to alt.binaries.sounds.karaoke
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Scanning through social networking sites (or any other sites that come to mind), how many photos can you find of women posing near refrigirators?
Here's another little beauty
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How should I decide which kind of hair brush to use?
You should ask the advice of your friends, try out a few different brushes, and see which you feel suits you best. Of course This question was asked almost three years ago, so you have probably made the decision by now. Or gone bald.
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Can u make a sentence using the word incoherent and another sentence with the word summon
I had sixteen bottles of lager. I drank some and put summon the table. After that I was incoherent.
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Do dragonfly's actually exist?
Yes... they do. And very beautiful they are too.
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Do you believe in the saying; "Life sucks and then you die"?
Not really. There are some very good experiences to be had in life. However, it does put me in mind of the opening lines to the Eels excellent song "novocaine for the soul" Listening to the eels is one of the very good experiences and helps you to appreciate may of the others that life has to offer.
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Can you appreciate something as much as you take it for granite
Probably.. yes. If you had to express how much you appreciate such a thing in monetary terms, 50 cents would not do but perhaps a dolomite.
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Is madness genius?
In my opinion the two things can easily be confused or mistaken for one another, but they are distinctly differing states. However, it is perfectly possible for these states to exist simutaneously in one person, as well as independently.
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Have you ever e-mailed Answerbag admin with a question and they haven't answered it?
damn... commented in answerbox gain
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Brown lump on breast is it breast cancer
You could have spilled your dinner down your front
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My daughters father earns a living illegally making well over 300,000 a year... I am court ordered to receive $260 a month for child support... i am wondering if there is anything i can do to mend this?
Sounds like a clear case for you blackmailing him. He either pays you what he should.. or you report him.
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I have a 29" samsung plano T.V. when i switch the T.V, only sound is heard and no picture is seen and onlt horizontal lines are seen. What is the problem?
It is fucked
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If you were to put music to a video of you doing your work what would it be?
Another brick in the wall... Pink Floyd
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When I think of 1988, why do I think of a Chevy Caprice?
How the hell should anyone other than yourself know the answer to that. It's just the way your brain is wired!
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Does anyone remember Pearl Harbor?
Not me... Who was she?
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Did jesus die for all people and their sins or just for the hebrew israelites
To be honest, I think he just died. People make what they will of the fact, and have done for centuries
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You and your partner have a great sex life and go out of your way to make sure the other gets the best you can give. During a session your partner dies and you know it - do you finish off?
If I still really wanted to. But chances are it would be rather offputting.
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In my statistics class i have to tell 10 things that America has more of than China (inside joke). It can be anything. Can some one give me ideas or point me in the right direction?
Stars on its flag
Stripes on its Flag
Branches of McDonalds
Country music singers
People who have walked on the Moon
Costumed Superheroes
Dollar bills
Stretch Limousines
Rocky Mountains
Teams in the NFL
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How thick is the skull?
In your case, it's almost solid!
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Scanning through social networking sites (or any other sites that come to mind), how many photos can you find of women posing near refrigirators?
Heres one to start with
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Do you ever think that in the future, there will be people committing crimes that we haven`t thought of, here in the present?
I should think so.... It's not long since identity theft through phishing and other "cyber crimes" were uninaginable. Who knows what new technology will bring.
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Who was the rapper that claimed that a woman raped him?
I was tempted to suggest that you google it, but here you go...
DMX
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1367
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What is 5% 0f £50.000.mortgage.
£500
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You paint your face and then you chase, to meet the gang where the action is. Stomp all night and drink your fizz. Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!" You tore a big hole in your convertible top, what will you tell your Mom and Pop?
Mam, I tore a big hole
in the convertible
You're probably wondering
Why I'm here
And so am I
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I signed up on a personal website. The guy i'm talking to is on there too..but doesn't know I am cause i don't have my real name/pics posted. He sent me a msg on there last night..but I can't respond cause i'm not a paying mbr. Do I tell him its me?
No. Let him find out. When you see him in real life, talk about the stuff you have chatted about online. Watch his face!
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When was the last time a stranger grabbed your arse?
Damn! Commented in the answer box again!
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For those who left AB for a long period of time, but returned, what compelled you to come back?
I sucessfully quit for six months... then I had a real question that I wanted the answer to.
http://www.answerbag.co.uk/q_view/1016633
Then I got sucked in again
But this time I can handle it.
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I'm 420 from the next level. Does that mean I should get high?
Yes
As the number of points you need seems to be bothering you (enough to pose a question about it) then you do probably need to relax. And maybe the next level will arrive sooner than you think. Maybe you will be able to compose some amazing questions and answers whilst you are high.
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Other night walking my dog, I pass a drain on side of street. I saw a head raised up. Looked like a pit bull head. F'n vampire/dog things jumped high, landed on all fours. Growling, I jerked my dog up in arms, walked slow back They jumped back down What?
Had you taken a tab of acid by any chance?
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I need aname for a manga character. He's a quiet male with a mysterious past
Popeye.
For extra effect you could give him a nautical theme and append "the sailor man" to his name.
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What is the most selfish thing you have ever done to your mother?......how could you?
I stole her big pants and sold them on ebay, then spent the money on sweets.
And I didn't share them with her.
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What would you do if most of your meat on your legs was gone from a meat grinder and someone had to heat up a rock,and bash your leg bones in half rest of your leg off?Would you choose to die or let them bash your legs in with no pain killers?
I really have no idea. I don't think that I would be in a fit state to make a proper decision. I only really answered this to get it back on the front page so that more people could see what a really fantastic question it is!
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What are the worst questions to ask on AB?
Well, to be honest, this one is pretty awful.
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Where did the song "who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies, you fat b*****d you fat b*****d, you ate all the pies" actually come from?
It is an old folk song that originated in Melton Mowbray, near Leicester.
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Why does it seem as if the liberals and queers are so much more vocal and stir up so much more shit than conservatives and people with the proper morals?
well, it strikes me that liberals and gay people have a lot more to complain about. Conservatives and people who feel that some sort of right is on their side probably feel that they can afford to relax a little. much less to complain about, much less persecution. Probably quite smug and comfortable. Why rock the boat.
But come the revolution.......
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Demonology
Funny you should ask that. I think so... on the whole. But then again... Scientology
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Who is Parson Brown? he is mentioned in frosty the snow man
Parson Francis Brown (1897-1967) was best remembered for his work in Wisconsin during th 1950s and early 60s. He believed in the essential goodness of people and that Christ's love could reach even the most reluctant of sinners, finding the 'flame of rightiousness that burns, however dimly, in everyone's heart'. He was also a great believer in the institution of marriage,...
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I need the spirit world to get me answers, how do I do this?
sit relaxed, quietly and if possible alone in a darkened room and ask.
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What are the top 3 things to do in Buenos Aires?
1 Have sex
2 Get drunk
3 Eat a hearty meal
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I asked how many times do you do this
Once or twice a week. Although in my youth it was two or three times daily.
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What Happened the last time you started Bleeding?
I swore and ran my finger under the tap. I had cut the tip of my finger on the foil dish holding a quiche that I had just taken out of the oven.
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If you deal treacherously with your spouse so they divorce you, are you at all concerned that everything is very naked and exposed in the eyes of God?
Not at all.
I am concerned that I have ill treated someone.
But I can't be bothered with the concept of how a hypothetical entity might regard my actions.
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Anybody know how many kind of 3D posters?
About eight
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O for once again or O for...?
O for a meaningful question!
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Do you notice people looking at your hand actions more than your face when you talk?
No, but I have noticed a similar phenomenon when I masturbate.
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What is one thing you want that Amazon.com does not sell?
Peace on Earth and Animal Rights (OK, I know that's two things.. but Amazon doesn't sell either of them)
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How do you prepare your ass for anal sex?
This is very difficult, as all asses will resist, as will donkeys, horses, cows, sheep and most human beings. Perhaps feeding it some oatmeal laced with a "date rape" drug would do the tick, but I am sure that you could be reported to the RSPCA for such behaviour.
If I were you I would consider masturbation, or counselling.
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When do people get their final muscle spurt
just before they come
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I saw a teenage mother in a store the other day with a infant child with no diaper on or covering in a stroller. What would you have done if you seen this?
I'd have dashed home and told everyone on answerbag, asking for their advice of course.
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Can you visit me in my dream?
I'll see you tonight!
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What are some “cute” ways to die?
You could fall into a skip full of teddy bears wearing "I Love You" bibs, and suffocate.
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If a woman feels for having sexual relations but according to her knowledge by her uncle saying sex is bad then what should she do?
She should find out for herself. Uncles don't know everything.
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How many fans does Christopher Paolini have, and how many people are fans of him?
Christopher Paolini has eight fans. As one of these is a dog, there are just seven people who are fans of him.
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Does anyone know who this is?: (615)-449-9823
It's Jimmy Saville!
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Michael Jackson has recently converted to Islam. How do you think he will fare in his newfound religion, and will he be a good ambassador of the "Religion of Peace?"
Well he did a great job for the Jehova's Witnesses, so I suppose he can do the same for the Muslims
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What makes a date different from just spending time out with someone?
tops and fingers
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How does bonding glue damage your hair?
It sticks all the strands together and makes it impossible to comb
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I got a phone call from a free porn line would you listion and do what you do
I'd probably have a free wank
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When you want attention, what do you do?
This
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Sad.. isn't it?
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What do you think of the BNP?
They are a party of knobheads and idiots, who attract the vote of knobheads and idiots.
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I need a hobby which allows me to make friends, any suggestions?
get away from answerbag and go down to the pub. Play some pool, talk some nonesense about sport, put some stuff on the jukebox or have a go on the karaoke. Drink a bit more than you should (but not too much more) You will have a few prospective friends by the end of the evening
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WHAT DOES A "MOTION TO SHOW CAUSE" MEAN?
Round these parts it means sweetcorn in the stools.
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Well am a student and a i whent to study computer engeer in canadar so and how can i sart it but i did it for free pls.
I reckon that you would be wasted on computer engineering. You ought to be a poet! Good luck!
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I was at the airport taking a dump the other day and the guy in the stall next to me kept putting his hand under the stall. I gave him a dollar but he kept doing it. What did he want?
I would have passed him a turd.
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If the answer to the question is pi but the extreme variable is a fish, what might the main header contribute as?
That would depend upon which hemispere of the globe you are in and wether you are in the hours of daylight or darkness.
Basically:
Southern Hemisphere Daylight: String Beans
Southern Hemisphere Darkness: Organizational skills
Northern Hemisphere Daylight: Sofa Bed
Northern Hemisphere Darkness: Theraputic application only.
However, there ARE exceptions.
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Why people make wrong choices and do not fix them?
You could have chosen to put a "do" between the "Why" and the "some" at the beginning of your question.
Why did you not fix that?
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How is light used in christian worshipping?
The churches are usually filled with some sort of light to stop people bumping into the pews or stumbling over the altar steps. It also helps them to read the board which tells them which hymn is next, and to watch the vicar.
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If people were to think about you, what would they think?
They would think "what a lovely helpful and amusing chap. Its a real shame that he keeps getting his questions flagged and rejected as nonsense, as many of them are very entertaining and thought provoking."
And do you know what? ... They would be thinking right.
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Is there an alternative to youtube? I hate them now as they have removed my favourite vids.
Redtube hs some excellent vids on it. Perhaps they would allow you to upload your stuff onto there.
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What is the difference between Pastrami and Corned Beef
one is stressed, pressed and canned
the other is sliced, spiced and in demand
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What do guys really want?
tops and fingers
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When we having sex for me to orgasum i sumtimes have to touch my self while we having sex . i dont wanna do it but i also dont wanna hurt him because he is good in bed maybe we have try diffrient positions that turn me on more.
I always touch my orgasum it different qualities and new position is fine too i love you
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Too all you westlife haters westlife are brill talented band that can sing ,dance, and get more num 1s then most bands
Too all you annieapplesF haters leave her she be a brilliant poetry
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Mind games i love you i dont if in a row or if he doesnt get his own way. he says we over ,i hate you etc
i hate that you either love or you dont even if you dont get own way. Just bury the axe to grind, i love you all along
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What is some good ideas for a first date?
Go for tops and fingers
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Have you ever e-mailed Answerbag admin with a question and they haven't answered it?
I sent this two days ago (Nov 16th)No reply as yet.. Will post a comment if I do get a reply (assuming I am able to)
"I can't understand your definition of nonsense.
I'm not bothered about being in the penalty box... your game, your rules
But why call perfectly valid questions nonsense?
If you said "We don't like the sort of questions that you are...
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Why Did World Championship Wrestling?
Because Pro Celebrity Golf!
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Piles. Is it really just like having a clitoris near your arsehole?
you mucky sod!
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What do you think of james blunts music?
He has a sqeaky voice and he makes me laugh when he sings about "having a semi"
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Hospital what gives people the creeps
St Sinister's infirmary.
It is riddled with ghosts of people who never woke up after ther operations
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Do girls like fat guys?
Yes
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I just said hello to your EX, Where Am I?
At the far side of the bed
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Have you ever been intimate with Glen Campbell?ou
Thank You. I KNEW it
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What should be expected in a Cancer man and scorpio women relationship?
She will put a sting in his tail and he will give her crabs.
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What can you say to convince me to get off the damn computer and go grocery shopping like I need to?
I'll come with you
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How do you cope when youve been told youve got a few months to live as i have terminal cancer at 45
Enjoy what you have... see your friends.. say and do the things that you are going to wish you had said and done. Make people happy. Remember the good times and try and add a few more.
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Who else is a COAT? C-cooperative/ O- of/ A- anti/ T- trolls
I'm sorry, but you are a TWAT! T-the/ W-Weakest/ A-Answerbagger/ T-Today
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Do you have aluminum foil on your windows?
How the Hell did you know?
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One of my mates rows anytime he drunk or breaks things or provocks people
if he tried to provock me I would pastify him drunk or not.
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What is the link to your myspace account?
http://www.myspace.com/obrienfeatures
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Do you know a touching poem about war?
War...huh...yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh ha haa ha
War...huh...yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutley nothing...say it again y'all
War..huh...look out...
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing...listen to me ohhhhh
WAR! I despise,
'cos it means destruction of innocent lives,
War means tears to thousands of mother's eyes,
When their sons gone to...
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What if there no proof of god. what will you believe in now.
I'll now believe in you, oh wise one!
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Does being snide make you feel good?
It makes me feel better than the likes of you with your tedious questions.
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Are their alot of people out there that are willing to have sex with a new aquintance?
Han Han... Send me your number.. I'll be over ASAP
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Atheists and other religions question Christianity and God's existence.. are their, likewise, any questions for nonbelievers?
They can question atheism and god's non-existence
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How do I prevent bad breath? I brush 2x a day but I get bad breath all the time... Any cures?
use toothpaste instead of dog shit
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I would like some more ideas about a character I'm making up; this is what I've written so far: He's very loving and caring but his parents died in an accident when he was a child. Sometimes when something reminds him of it he gets sad and cries and then
and then hits the bottle hard...
and then hits the people he loves hard...
and then feels guilty....
and people love him but can't cope with him...
... so he becomes a hermit and feeds squirrels
and eats nuts and berries
and dies saving a baby in a thunderstorm.
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What does one have to get or do in order to put photos through the internet?
Its simple:
Just place your photos into a large stamped, addressed envelope and post it to:
Photo department
The Internet
London
W1A 4WW
They should be online within 28 working days. Don't forget that the originals cannot be returned.
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Have you ever felt trapped between your relationship and your personal freedom?
you can't have both. You have to steer a path between the two.
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What movable object in your home has been stationary for the longest?
My arse
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Hello Mr. Austinius Maximus I posted it as an answer under that question i post. Please
Exactly!
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Please, hippies, burnouts, and potheads only, what have you made a pipe or bong out of?
A yoghurt pot with a drinking straw in the bottom
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Pc windows - how do I fix the blue bar at the bottom of the desktop screen so it stays up, instead of popping down when I search the internet?
Right click on the bar, choose properties and uncheck auto hide the taskbar
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How do double arm-amputees wipe after finishing in the toilet?
1 Loop a length of toilet roll from your mouth down between your legs, over your head and back into your mouth.
2 Nod your head vigorously
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Are the dark mushrooms you find in your backyard poisonous?
No. They are delicious!
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The last phone number you called! What is it?
07905 467306
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How do we know if we have commited the unpardonable sin?
the trifle tastes funny
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What is the unforgivable sin?
Wanking yourself off into a trifle and then serving it to three generations of your own family on christmas day.
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Are professional camcorder is use it for home too?
If professional home camcorder use it by all means
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What are the laws regarding catalytic converters in Texas?
If they are black.... execute them
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Is God gay because the concept of homosexuality came from Satan who was created by God. If I am wrong then who really created homosexuality? God creates Satan=Satan creates homosexuality=God is the origin of all energy. So could God be a homosexual?
Do you really imagine that god bothers with all that sexual preference shit?
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Guys if Elves exist. you fond one hot female elf will date her
if?
I already do!
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Does it make you feel good calling someone ugly
Yes
You ugly bastard
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Who on AB would you just like to tell how beautiful you think they are?
you.
you are beautiful... do you know that?
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How many people you know would you like to have sex with?
All of them
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When was the last time you got your groove on?
I have it on right now actually. Get on DOWN brother!
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If you were to describe your ethnicity in your own words how would you do so
Black
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Were the Democrats finally awarded enough rope to hang themselves with in the 2008 election?
In your dreams
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Name one Iggy Pop song, punker?
"Cock in my Pocket" devo boy
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Do you agree that Punk Rock is dead?
No.
It lives on.
In the hearts of everone who offers a cheery FUCK OFF to anyone who suggests that it might be.
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Metallica?
A pal gave me a live disc. I was particularly impressed to hear them cover "So What" by the Anti Nowhere League
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What is the cooliest thing to have on your laptop or computer?
naked women wearing sunglasses
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What kind of cancer to Michael Crichton have?
Terminal Cancer
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How bad does it hurt to get your first pap smear?
Those paps throb... but not too bad.
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Of The Queens of The Great Britain; which have they liked and used: Football or Soccer?
Elizabeth I Football
Elizabeth II Soccer
Victoria Soccer
Anne Soccer
Mary Football
As far as I know
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What is the best way to watch tv from your pc?
1 Place your PC on the floor about a metre and a half away from your TV.
2.Place a cushion on top of your PC.
3.Put a small table next to the PC with some nuts and a drink of your choice on it.
4.Switch the TV on.
5.Sit on the PC,
6.Watch TV.
Hey presto! you are now watching TV from your PC!
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What caused my car to jerk when i get on the gas to pick up speed?
It could be because you hit the gas pedal as many times during one acceleration as you just hit the submit button for this one question.
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What is the latest that you can go to bed and still consider that you have gone to bed early?
The first two answers suprise me. I would have considered anything before ten still early.
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What is one thing that you would change if you could?
I ould never have considered answering this question.
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What is the biggest secret that you have not divulged to your spouse (girlfriend/boyfriend)?
It was me that killed the kitten. And I was wearing her panties whilst I did it!
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What can you tell me about author Gwendolyn Brooks that is relatively interesting?
1 She believed that milk has restorative powers and used to bathe in it once a month
2 She was afraid of birds
3 She owned an autographed pair of Mohammed Ali's boxing gloves
4 She would spend hours trying to coax insects out of her house rather than kill them
5 One of her eyes was a glass one after a childhood pea shooter accident
6 She never owned a television set
7 She...
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Are we good?
Yes we are.
Wow! Just look at us.
Think of all the cool things we can do.
And we're sort of cute.
Wow! And we build things.
I want one. a want a couple, or even a colony.
Please... I'll look after them... honest!
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First thing that comes to mind when I say.....Pillow?
What a shallow person you are.
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Does anyone know what a knob bobbing goo gobbler is? Do they live in a pumkin patch? Or, can you find them anytime of year on any street corner?
Ifyou are lucky you might find one on the street corner. But all the attractive ones are very expensive.
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Are nude sheer pantyhose acceptable these days?
They will always be acceptable round these parts
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I'm 27 y.o man.I am a poor villager and therefore no woman takes an interest in me and I am usless to them all.I sign up for dating sites but I fail even more in finding a woman who will like me and love me.How can I get married is I can't be rich?
Find a really ugly woman
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WHO KNOWS THE ROPES HERE? MAY I KISS TINA TURNER'S HAND?
1) AB Joel
2) Probably not
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Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, did the BBC overeact? Were their actions the work of bullies or is it all 'just a bit of fun'?
Too right the BBC over reacted! It was just a bit of fun. People get the mickey taken out of them all the same. Sachs should have taken it all as a joke. The grand daughter just wanted a bit of publicity, which she got and a storm was whipped up (as usual) by the press. Now our lives are all made poorer by the loss of some good radio entertainment on a Saturday
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Who invented the pentium chip?
Lord Cederic Pentium-Chip (1789-1836) is attributed with the invention of the pentium chip. It is said that whilst entertaining guests at his stately home in Derbyshire, England, he fashioned a rudimentary pentium chip out of a raw carrot using dried tomato seeds as terminals, he then proceeded to use it to sucessfully claculate the first eighteen prime numbers.However, some versions of the...
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Carlos Mencia, love him or hate him?
Never heard of him
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Hello my coach your are wonderfull coach the best one
so i just want to be in contact with you. and paid my air plane ticket to go to your place to be teach by you during may two weeks in december 2008.
be blessed.
be blessed my pupil, but do not rush the relationship which we develop, be like unto the butterfly who dries his wings in the sun before taking a flight and is happy to drink the morning dew.
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If you had been "on the bus" with Neal Cassady and the gang, would you have tried to sleep with any of the other travelers?
Every single damn one of them... and I would've succeeded too!
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Is your man a mommas boy?what do you do about it?its driving me crazy?
Invite momma around for a meal. After the main course, slit her throat and tell him that you will do the same to him if he EVER mentions her again.
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In one word how can you describe your first day on Answerbag?
forgotten
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If contact is constantly being applied to my PS3 eject button but I am not doing it. Is there something I can do?
Get a priest around to exorcise your house
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Would you write a poem for me to cheer me up?
Bleach fan, bleach fan, eat a peach,
Make a flan and take it to the beach.
Bleach fan, Beach Flan
Both together
Don't drink bleach.. you'll be gone forever!
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The left side of my lower abdomen has been having sharp pain at random, and I have no appetite; what’s wrong with me?
Check that you have fastened your belt correctly
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What is the most effective method to shrink or eliminate hemorrhoids?
get your significant other to nibble them off. (Have a stiff drink first, both of you.. exquisite pain, exquisite debauchery!)
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I am a straight merried man, and I seriously Love to wear women's clothing. How do I talk to my wife about this passion of mine
Dont talk to her about it at all. If she leaves, she is gonna take all those beautiful panties with her, and then where will you be?
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What would your first thought be if you rang your b/friends phone and his ex answered?
wrong number
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What do you do to become a stock broker
break some stock.
crumbling an oxo cube into boiling water might just count
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What's a better response to give to someone who says, "do you miss me?" other than a lame "yes"?
You could try ejaculating all over their face.
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You've been given the power to transform any animal into the sexiest human being you can imagine... but it still has the mind of the animal. Do you have sex with him/her? If so, what animal do you choose?
Who would grant me such a power? For what reason? Are you a pervert. OK It was a goldfish. And Oral sex only.
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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over?
silly cnut
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WHY CAN I NOT HEAR ANYONE ON MY SAMSUNG U600 BUT THEY CAN HEAR ME?
becuse the speaker isn't working for some reason.
.
Or because you are deaf.
.
Or becaure all your friends are mute.
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At least one state has decided to apply the death penalty to pedophiles who molest children. Is the death penalty an appropriate sentence for this crime?
I think that the death penalty should be applied to everyone who thinks that the death penalty is a good idea.
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Explain the major functions of a calculator?
+ Plus (it adds two numbers together)
- Minus (it takes away the first number from the second)
X Times (it multiplies the first number by the second)
divided by (can't do the symbol) (it divides the first number by the second
= equals. It gives the answer.
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Are people inherently good or bad?
There is no such thing as good or evil.. just human perspective. People may be disposed to being sociable or antisocial. People who are predisposed to very antisocial behaviour (as their sense of community or empathy is undeveloped) are considered to be born evil.
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Who has the best avatar on AB?
That would be me.
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Give me your favourite animal pun!
The lady is in the garden hanging out her washing on the line and some of her undergarments obscure the entrance to a chicken coup. The man is approaching with a rooster in his hands, he wants to put it in with the hens. He says "You'll have to take your nickers down so I can put my cock in". (An elderly spinster is walking by at the other side of the fence. Not understanding...
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How do you communicate with a friendly sentient spiritual being? What is your experience?
I generally start by saying "Good Morning Mum" and bringing her a cup of tea.
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PIPE DREAM? WHAT WAS IT AND DID IT COME TRUE?
I once dreamed that I had lost my pipe. When I woke up, it was true. It had fallen out of my mouth whilst I was asleep and was stuck down between the sheets and the mattress.
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Looking at everything around you, what is the first logo or company you can see? (exclude any brands or logos from your computer)...
Guinness (my goodness!)
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Would you trust President Bush to teach your children?
Absolutely not
I don't believe that he has the intelligence and ability to teach
I would also have serious doubts about his honesty running a budget and collecting lunch monies and the like.
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Speaking of the Beatles, Just what the heck does Ob-La-De, Ob-La-Da mean?
Bra!
(la la la la life goes on)
(rough translation)
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You’ve no doubt heard the expression “Wake up and smell the coffee!” If you could wake up every morning to the distinct smell of any one thing, what would you choose?
my own farts
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Do you talk to strangers?
There is no such thing as strangers. Only friends that you haven't met yet.
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Who are you most scared of?
My mum
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Pink floyd's greatest song ever.
Pigs on the wing (part 1)
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What was Mannfred von Richthofen better known as?
Douglas Bader
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Hi, how are you? My name is Natasha Chamberlin and I have designed an online magazine, the magazine is designed to help people. I have made a help line section which I hope will be very useful and helpful for many people. I wondered if possible if you hav
Yes I hav. But i would love to look at your online magazine. It sounds just the ticket for a chap like me!
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What are the three top reasons you would fire an employee?
Masturbation into a hot beverage intended for a colleague
Hiding of office equipment in rectal passage
Chasing the dragon in office hours
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What song was written about you or your life?
Spaceball Ricochet - T Rex
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What does the word 'sexy' really mean to you? What makes someone sexy?
.....
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By age 15, how many times had you had sex...no disrespect to personal privacy
None... Unless masturbation counts. Don't beat yourself up about it.
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Would it be commonplace for a Sikh man to offer his seed to impregnate a childless woman?
I can't imagine that this would be commonplace amongst any large group of men other than sperm bank frequenters.
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What is the origin of "heavenly hash"?
Would that not be a name for hashish or cannabis? This would have originated in central asia.
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Is it a stereotype to think that many Sikhs from India are proprietors of gas stations?
No, that would be a statement of fact, which could be proven or disproven. A stereotype would be to suggest that all seikhs were gas station proprietors or to suggest that a seikh would be insufficiently ambitious to rise above the level of gas station proprietor. Speaking as a seikh, I would find that offensive.
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Why are there so many gahdamn noobs here at AB? It's like a gahdamn noob convention here.
GahDAMN those motherlovin' noobs!
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Anyone want to play 20 questions?
You got it!. I am stuck! 12.. Is it to do with construction?
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For men,what would you do it you were kidnapped by 10 ravishingly beautiful women, whom are all attracted to you, taken to a private lavish tropical island,and had to live there for a least one year?
Moan about the fact that they could have come and got me ten or twenty years ago when I was more up to the job
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Do you ever feel it's just you, nobody else exists, or feels, or cares, there's just you, alone out there?
Solipsism! Yes I do. But it passes when I get involved with other people's stories again.
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What, in a poem expresses everything you ever wanted to say?
There once was a lass from Devizes
Whose breasts were of different sizes
The one that was small
Was of no use at all
But the other won several prizes
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Is there a way to get yellow stains in the underarms of clothing? SO annoying!
The best way to get these stains is by drawing them on with a highlighter pen, but you can obtain them by sweating profusely from your armpits.
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Who are your top 10 generals of all time?
General Motors
General Custer
General Electric
General De Gaul
General Saint (with Clint Eastwood)
General Hospital
General Eisenhower
General Studies
General Jumbo
General Melon Head
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Whatever happened to Renee Roberts and Gilly Flower who played the elderly ladies in Fawlty Towers?
After Fawlty Towers finished they went on to form Girl band Bananarama with Peggy Mount. They had several chart hits, including "Robert De Niro's waiting", "Love in the first degree", "Venus" and "I heard a Rumour" Peggy left several years ago, but Renee and Gilly are still touring to this day.
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If I wanted to make you cry, how can I do it?
Invite me to dinner and ask me to help prepare it by chopping an onion up.
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Did you vote for clinton ? and why?
No I didn't. Because I am English and I live in the UK.
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What is a starter and how it works?
A starter is a small dish designed to whet your appetite for a bigger meal. It works by starting up your salivary glands and heightening your anticipation. It also gives you something to do whilst the chef works on getting the main course just right.
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Do you think the corruption and dis-honesty on display in the currant Zimbabwe elections is a reflection on the currant state of local and global politics?
No. That sort of thing has been going on for ages. The guy is just copying George Bush Junior. Who can blame him! If you can get away with that sort of thing in america......
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What are your thoughts on "mouth breathers"?
They will be extinct within four generations.
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I don't down rate...It's not me, but why do some keep tempting me to down rate questions and answers?
aww come on baby... downrate this answer.. Just try it... you know you want to... go on!... I won't mind... no one will even know that it was you.. It won't hurt.. I actually want you to do it. Theres the girl...
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What is the ideal body shape that men like most? e.g. long legs, etc
Not big enough!
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Why do studnets make fun of big students?
Those pesky studnets. I don't know. They must be just immature or something. They will live and learn if they ever become big students and have the bother of studnets making fun of them all the time!
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Hi my names Joe and i'm 16 years old 17 in 12 days. My penis size is 6.7 when Erect and 5.5 Round. Is this a average size or should it be bigger for my age? Please answer, Thank you - Joe.
Joe, you have a magnificent penis!
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Can you judge a person's intelligence by the music they listen to?
Yes... show me anyone who likes Cha Cha Slide and I will show you an imbecile!
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Do you eat food that is past its sell by date? What about its best before date?
Not until I read these answers
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Should my friend Stacy care
She should, but whether she does or not is a different question entirely
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If your dad didnt wont you to mess with a dude and your 16 and the dude is 19 then wat would you do?
mess with the dude
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Have you forgotten that the real reason that down rates exist is so that the unhelpful contributions will be at the bottom of the page? Or, am I wrong?
I never realised that. So I couldn't have forgotten it. I am doubtful.
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What is the first purple coloured item you can see?
A candle
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What was the worst thing that caused you to run to the ER?
Having both legs severed just below the knee in a freak combine harvester accident.
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Why would a large lung capacity be advantageous to a peron's health
I suppose that it would be easier for such a person to keep the optimum oxygen level in their blood. (particularly after they had been underwater for a while.)
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If someone bribed you with ice cream and brownies right now to turn off your computer and not use Answerbag for a week, would you do it or are you compulsively attached?
Not the brownies, but definitely the ice cream, if there was enough of it!
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Anyone want to play 20 questions?
You're on!
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Can someone explain to me how and what you get all of your points for on answerbag.com?
Other users award you them if they think you have asked a good question or given a good answer.
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Is swearing offensive to you?
Not at all. I encourage it in all my children!
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Do you think that lower levels get less respect than higher ones?
I'm not even going to answer this question properly as you are only a level 13.
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Why do you smoke marijuana?
I don't. I sprinkle it into chocolate bars and stuff!
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If there was one baseball card that you would keep all your life, whose would it be?
Mine I suppose
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I'm in love with someone that I can't be with. How can I forget about him?
In old black and white films they used to join the french foreign legion. I remember Laurel and Hardy doing a good film with that for the premise.
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Do you think the word "fanny" is funny?
I think that the word fanny is very funny, but no-one really uses it much anymore these days. At one time it was on everybody's lips.
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Rene Descartes established that the only thing we can be certain of is that we exist. (I think, therefore I am.) Is there anything else we can be certain of, or is everything else perception?
Not sure which recent philosopher debunked Descartes, but he did it by saying that it is wrong to jump from "I think" straight to "I am". all you can really say is "I think therefore there is a thought"
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What's your favorite name for marijuana?
I generally refer to it as dope. I like the name "shit" though. I heard a good story once about a man called James Alexander Gordon. He reads the football results on the radio in the UK and has a very educated, old fashiones sort of voice. (he probably looks like my avatar and is a national treasure) apparently as a young man in the world of radio, he was asked to look after Jimi...
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If you can offend something habitually what would it be?
common sense
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What are the potential benefits of stem cell research?
We will get to learn a lot more about those pesky stem cells.
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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ______ and I am a_________.
Hello, my name is cucumber and I am a salad.
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Why would you take points from me when i really need to know, if their is any nutritional value to BOOGERS?
some people are just like that. I am no expert on boogers, but I would imagine that there is some small nutritional value. They are not waste products, but rather made to protect us from inhaling sharp objects and such. Maybe. I would think that therefore there is some goodness it them. Personally the thought of eating them is a sure fire way to set off my gag reflex though. Which is strange...
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My sister is always taking advantageof my good nature. she knows that i cant bear to see her struggeling. whenever she asks to borrow money i give it to her although she never gives it back. if i say no she makes me feel so guilty. what should i do?
Toughen up. Ignore the guilt, it will wither and die.
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What would you consider to be "in the bag"?
Tea usually
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Do big things come in small packages?
Well, I am just 3 foot six inches tall, and so is my penis when erect.
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Rarely is the question asked; is our children learning? (seriously)
I dare say they is.
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What movie would be good to watch to get a girl kinda turned on where she wld want to have sex. im going to be watching a movie with this girl ive been dating and we will be watching it in my bed
Jarhead. It never fails!
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What would you like on your Tombstone?
He died that you may live.
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There was a song in the 1950s that had words that went, "You can't go to jail for what you're thinking..." Can you go to jail for what you're thinking right now?
If I did it I would go to jail.
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Have you ever gone to the aid of someone who was being bullied, either physically or verbally?
I stopped a tramp beating up another tramp once. I spoke to him (the aggressor) and calmed him down. Every time I saw him after that we had a pleasant chat. Until he died of liver failure about a year later.
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What would your name be if you played for Brazil? find out http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml
Spacebosa apparently
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Have you ever neglected important stuff, eg housework to go on AB instead?
All the time... I can't help it. I get obsessed with stuff. It will pass.
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What was Kaname Kuran's real goal in framing Zero in Vampire Knight?
He wanted to draw Hot Biscuits out to speak of her true feelings for Zero. But he could only achieve this by either framing Zero or totally destroying Vanguard's castle. Because Shennanegins had temprarily housed his priceless art collection in the castle, it seemed better to frame Zero. He then hatched the cunning ploy of stealing the collection himself, framing Zero for the crime and...
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What was the best Paul McCartney song after the Beatles?
Live and Let Die
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We have a very ill-mannered customer who likes to come in right as the store is closing and intimidate us. she was outright rude to me, but extremely nice to my boss. (It had been a long frustrating day and she reduced me to tears). Suggestions?
What kind of store do you work in? Does this particular customer ever buy anything?
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What is your local radio station and can it be accessed on line?
BBC Radio Humberside.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/humber/local_radio/
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Http://otakukin.atspace.com/ http://comunity.livejornal.com/from_fiction What do you think?
I think you are pulling my leg
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What is track 3 on the CD you grab first?
Well done! A nice variant of the book question... gives me an idea on how to fail spectacularly at the same game... "Drive in Saturday" track 3 of "Aladdin Sane"
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Would you like to build a wall of groove with me?
Absolutely. I have been waiting for such an offer all of my life. When do we start?
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I have a man coming to mend the refrigerator. What do I do if he has a Swedish accent and a moustache?
I would suggest that before he comes you turn the heating up and close all the windows. Then while he is working on the refrigirator you can puff your cheeks out and blow a few times and say "God, its so damn HOT in here" and start loosening your clothing. Maybe follow this up by taking off your shirt. Then if the porn films are correct you will soon be getting up to whatever it is...
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Do you use the Ba-Bow noise from Family Feud when someone is wrong?
Yes of course I do. Don't you?
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Your very first and last concert ... When did you go? And who did you go see?
Strangely enough...
Stiff Little Fingers in 1979
and
Stiff Little Fingers in 2008
Never seen them in between those two gigs
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AB Admins: Do you get perfectly clear questions rejected with an imbecilic "please clarify your question" email? Do you want to do them physical violence at that point?
We shall have to form an underground and hatch a plan!
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People often say on here that there are some things which you just cannot joke about. I believe that there are some subjects that it is difficult to make a good joke about, but that nothing is impossible and all subjects are fair game. Whaddya say?
Ohh go ahead and flag this answer as nonsense why don't you! I think that you will even get points for doing so.
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Have you ever become literally helpless with laughter at the cinema? What were you watching?
Eraserhead. Where the chicken starts bubbling. The girl has a fit and runs out followed by her mother, and the Dad says. "well.... Whaddya know" and grins.... for a long time.
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What would you say is the worse thing about you? (The reason i ask is alot of people often have nothing good to say about themselves but heaps of negative things)...
I clean my pipe in bed.
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Do you find that some people use AB as a conduit for their bad attitudes, negativity, bitterness &/or prejudiced views?
Yes. And a jolly good service it provides for those people. Imagine if they took all their bad attitudes,negativity, bitterness &/or prejudiced views out onto the street. Where would we all be then eh? Before we knew where we were the pimps would be touting their whores to make money for crack cocaine.
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Have you ever, while not being gay, wondered what gay sex would be like and if you would enjoy it? Not watching porn. Participating fully.
Course I've wondered. But I really honestly don't like the "smell" of men. Not that I am saying that men stink or anything. I reckon that it is some sort of pheremonal thing. (Wonder why you haven't got many answers to this one?)
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I want to burn a cd of different songs for a friend who lives in Europe. Can I do it legally? Would a cd burned in the US work there?
You couldn't do it legally if you weren't using your own songs or hadn't bought the rights or they were'nt out of copyright. However your European friend could play it if you did burn it.
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Facial or Yankee tickets?
Or a facial off each of the Yankees, in turn!
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Does your significant other know about your AB escapades?
escapades?
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Y do girls like muzzers
Do you mean moustaches?
If so, then you might like to edit your question for the sake of clarity (you scouse git)
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How old were you when you first learnt to juggle?
about 26.
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I need an opinion, for the past 6 months my husband everyday expt weekends or when his home is receving restricted calls on his cell, he add a different sound for the private caller all other calls are the same sound including mine. Should I be worry
Absolutely. You should challenge him about it. Failing that, steal his phone so that he thinks that he has mislaid it. Turn the sound off on it so that he can't ring it. Do it when he can't get out of the house easily and watch him squirm!
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When do you think "trout pouts" will go out of fashion?
I never new they were in fashion. What the hell are they?
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Who is the best American author alive today?
Garrison Keillor
or Stephen King
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Whats your real name? just name not surname...
Cyril
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If World War 3 was USA v EU who would win
Asia
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What do you secretly wish you invented? Why?
If I told you, it would no longer be a secret wish.
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Do you think you have given more points than what you have earnt?
I would say its about even... particularly as you rise up the ladder and are able to give more points out
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What quistions do you have about mormons that you would like cleared up??(yes I am mormon)
Are Mormons allowed to be rock stars?
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Is it a coincidence that santa is an anagram for satan
A lass, a cunt.
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AB Admins: Do you get perfectly clear questions rejected with an imbecilic "please clarify your question" email? Do you want to do them physical violence at that point?
If it is flagged it HAS to be nonsense... as long as it is not spam or offensive. And sometimes "offensive" can be a pretty wide category too.
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Why are so many women getting breast cancer?
There has been an upward trend since it became fashionable amongst some women to attempt to inhale cigarette smoke through the nipples
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Would cheer leaders fall under the same category as bar girls and pole dancers?
I'm ot sure what a bar girl is. But Cheerleaders and pole dancers are very similar but for the sports link and the pom-poms. I wonder how many girls do both cheerleading and pole dancing. Both occupations require similar skills and attributes.
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What do you think of my writing (AB) style: answering and questioning?
I am not over impressed with your style. This question is a good example of why not.
"Whom are your father fond of more: his dad or mom?"
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For those of you guys who like big butts, do you like them big and wide or big and sticking way out?
Big and wide.
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Can i use a cigae=rette paper to roll my joint in?
Course you can. And pass it my way before you hit the roach!
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Imagine you are the only person in the world.How will you feel at that time?
Lonely
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Have you even met with an accident?
Smacko! I don't drive very carefully at all and am very remiss in car maintainance, so yes. Frequently!
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What u people in the world think of India?
Too many Indians, not enough Cheifs.
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Is it easy to earn points by asking or answering or moderation?
For me answering is the quickest way to amass a number of points... but one good question is worth ten bog standard answers and even two or three good ones. It is just finding that good question.
Moderation is no fun at all really. I have earned a few easy points that way.. but I wasn't proud of myself.
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What question should I ask so that I can get 100 answers for that?.?,?
I always find something that allows the respondent to show off something special about themselves is rather more successful than any other type of question I ask. Something mental rather than physical like "Are you a good person" or "Does anyone really know what you are like deep down". They appeal to peole's vanity and earn answers and points. I have never had 100...
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Will you answer all my questions?
There are too many of them... but I will have a go at answering some of the ones that have zero or negative points. I don't know why. I just like doing things like that. (and you have no questions without answers.
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Has anyone used Limewires internet explorer?I'm on it and it's fast.
Didn't know there was one.
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What's your favorite movie trailer?
Hmmm... Eraserhead.
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Is a Banana clip illegal in Ontario Canada for a Ruger 10/22 rimfire?
I'm not suprised that no-one has answered this one really.
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What caused the avatar deletion yesterday?
Evil super villains trying to take over Answerbag
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How much would you pay for a 15 inch LCD tv?
about £75
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Whats the funniest name of a person you have met?
I never met him, but a friend of mine once nursed a very elderly man whose name was Donald Duck.
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Can rice be sexy?
It can be VERY sexy. Particularly when it has been used to make a rice pudding.
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(sad topic) but how old were you when you first though about suicide?
Hell of a good question. I reckon in my early teens, when I realised that I could never go through with the fantasy of murdering my sister
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Whats the funniest name of a person you have met?
I never met him, but a friend of mine once nursed a very elderly man whose name was Donald Duck.
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When will I, will I be famous?
I can't answer.
I can't answer that!
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Str8 gentlemen and lesbian ladies, please help a gay guy understand: Are female genitals attractive items, if so, what is inherently attractive about them. I am not talking boobs here!
Yes they are. It is something about the texture, the smell, and the way they respond to touch. Also the way they have direct contact with the mind and feelings of their owners... in a similar way to haw a cock does.
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What about that Amy Winehouse, then? Slapper or good role model?
Neither.. but a fine songstress!
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What is the most fashionable forename in your school, college, town, city, (etc)? And is it for a boy or a girl?
Hmm... Alex and Adam... both boys as is Daniel
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How many of you guys have ever faked an orgasm (during sex with someone else!)? Do you think you got away with it?
Yes and no!
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Need some help translating "It sapis potandi tisa tinone" found on a roman night jar, please?
Yo uveg ot tob ekidd ing
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Have you got a question you just don't dare ask?
If I daren't ask it... I know a clone who will.
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Does Charlotte Church still have the voice of an angel, or just the liver of a wino?
She has the voice of a wino. Never seen her liver. But apparently it is chock full of protein.
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What would you call a fifth teletubby?
Felchy welchy
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Is "Dude, Where's My Car" great cinema?
In my opinion, no. But there again, I didn't watch it because I don't generally like brash american comedy with words like "Dude" in the title.
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Mechanics: Is it true that the more spanners you have the smaller your penis is?
The number of spanners you have doesn't matter. It's how you use them that counts
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Is Acer still not using NTFS on its laptops and partitioning the disk in half? I rejected one because if that a couple of years ago. Plus they refused to support me if I reformatted the disk and NTFSed it. Or does Vista make this irrelevant?
I have an Acer laptop with vista on it. The disk is partitioned in half (I can't understand why.. it gets complicated) I'm afraid that I don't know what NTFS is
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Do you judge others by higher or lower standards then you use to judge yourself?
when you correct it will you become easier on yourself or harder on others?
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What's your middle name?
Ian
I wish it was something more spectacular.... but it isn't.
It is Ian
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What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent
Merchant Navy.
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If you were forced to eat human flesh to survive, what part of the body would you eat first and why?
The penis... because it has no bones in it
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How do cheerleaders pee?
Good Question.
The process is a bit more difficult for cheerleaders that it is for the rest of us because of the fact that their hands are covered in large pom-pom like devices. They must be careful not to get any urine onto these as when they resume cheerleading it will be splashed all over their cheerleading colleagues. This would render them UNPOPULAR and lead to a premature end to their...
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What is the most erotic meal you can devise? This is a food question, not a setting question.
A couple of meatballs and a strategically placed sausage, with some beansprouts for pubes. Then maybe a donut to follow, with some custard in the hole of it. Whaddya say?
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If I was vacationing near your home, what would you tell me was the must have souvenir?
Nice Question.
I think you should go home with a set of "Made in Sheffield" cutlery
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Everytime you engage in sexual intercourse do you wash right after?
Absolutely!
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Enhancing brain memory and cognition....Tips?
Place your head inside a bucket of cold water... on the hour every hour.
(for even better results, try substituting the cold water with cold piss!)
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What is the lyrics to the argrosy casino commercials
Argrosy.. Casino
Its where you can have a beano
You can play the.. roulette wheel
Or have a delicious snack meal
And when you start winning
It's just the beginning
So remember.. It is cosy
at Casino Argrosy
Yeah!
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Do you have a funny karaoke story?
What do you call an Asian karaoke singer?
Gitupta Singh!
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Are you grateful to be living in America?
No. I'm grateful that I am NOT living in America.
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If I were Patti Smith would you be my Tom Verlaine?
No, but I would be your Elvis Costello
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Do you exercise naked?
Does masturbation count as excercise?
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Would you rather disrespect a cop who had it in for you, or would you rather disrespect an elderly parent?
It is much easier to disrespect an elderly parent. Firstly because (on average throughout your life) you are more frequently in contact with elderly parents than with cops who have it in for you(unless you are a villain who causes the cops a lot of problems). And secondly because the elderly parent is in less of a position to make your life uncomfortable if you disrespect them.
However, it...
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Does reality lie in what is, or what can be?
Interesting question. I think personally that reality is in the eye of the beholder. The possibilities are endless,therefore reality lies in what can be. But because there is only one of you, from your perspective there can only be one reality, therefore it is restricted to what is.
However. If you subscribe to the parallell worlds theory and believe that we are in a multiverse in which...
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What does the acronym DVDA stand for?
Dry vagina, damp arse.
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If you're laying in the bed with your boyfriend, what are some things you can do to turn him on?
get an obvious hard on.
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If God and Allah had dinner together one night, what would they think of each other afterwards?
That would depend on whether either of them "gave out" on a first date.
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As a Community Leader, I would like to sincerely thank ALL of the ABers who assists us by reporting spam, trolls, etc. Who wants to join me to say thanks?
Sometimes I really get the impression that if anyone takes the trouble to flag anything, then it is almost automatically withdrawn as spam or nonsense or something or other. Nonsense is the category that gets me the most. Some questions are taken out as nonsense, and others, (such as the "what is on the seventh line of the seventh page of the nearest book) go on to super question status....
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What was the name of the God that Moses served?
Elohim!
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Is it possible to 'fall in love' with a song?
Yes. I fell in love with "Old Man River" from the musical "Showboat" We went out a few times, and I even spent the night with it once. But I could tell that the song didn't have the same feelings about me. I am not sure if it was a racial thing, or just that it didn't feel that we were compatible.
Anyway, it gave me the speech about needing space and just being...
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When you really think about it, isn't the fact that we humans drink cow milk really weird? What if a cow tried to milk your mother, how would you feel?
Strangely aroused.
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What is the purpose of a zoo?
To fill in page z in a child's alphabet book. (particularly when the illustarator can't draw a convincing zebra.
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What are you wearing at this exact moment?
Do you mean THIS exact moment, or the exact moment that you axed the question?
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Is the fertilisation of human embryo's with animal genes "Frankinstein Science"?
Naahhh.. It's common sense. Everybody has to have something to do with their time.
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Who do you believe to be the most deplorable human-being alive or to have ever lived?
Noel Edmonds
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Who thinks we should be given more room to ask a question? I always run out of room.
excellent question. I have had to edit down some mighty fine questions in the past.
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What's the most amount of weight you've lost in the least amount of time and how did you do it?
I lost around twelve pounds in one day. I had both of my legs amputated just below the knee.
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What is Björk's last name and nationalty?
Bjork McTavish: Scottish
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If asked to pose nude for a well known photographer, knowing that he may submit the pictures for publication at his sole discretion, would you do it? What level of fee would be your personal "go ahead" point?
Why not? A tenner would suffice.
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Go ahead and finish this line: Jesus has come to______________________
Jesus has come to. He took a heavy blow to the head when he stumbled and lost his grip on the cross, but he was only unconscious for a few minutes.
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Becouse life biutiful
Absouloutey. life vere biutiful. Don lets anione herr sae ani differiont. You biutiful two miey fren.
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Why are some people overly apologetic?
I am really sorry, but I don't understand the question. Sorry.
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Can anyone help me think of a question that could make lots of points?
Make up a list of alarming symptoms, say you are worried about them and ask for advice.
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Do you think you could handle the pressure of fame?
Britney clearly couldn't so why should you do any better?
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Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is?
It might as well be up my arse for all I know.
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Who is the greatest logician of all time?
This title obviously has to go to Mister Spock out of Star Trek.
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When you post things online do you feel like you are talking to a group of friends?
What a lovely thought..... no.
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Do you think people here on AB tell the truth?
Not me... I don't even exist in real life. Therefore anything that I say about real life is a lie
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Why are all guys all the same?
We are not all the same... I assure you!
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What's your favourite Monty Python line ever?
When the policeman has told the man that he has no chance of getting his wallet back after a snatch theft, and there is a pause and the man says.... "Want to come back to my place then?"
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What real names do you know of sound hilarious, stupid, or just plain unfortunate?
My old pal Everard Dick often gets some stick
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Have you flatlined & seen the light being at the end of the tunnel of light and been resuscitated by modern resuscitation methods to come back to your body and live to tell about it?
Yes... but at the time, the only dead people I knew were a couple of old spinster aunts, they were there to welcome me to the other side with wet kisses and out of date toffees and I was glad to be rescusitated.
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How do you get rid of an itching flacky scalp?
chop your head off.
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Who's your best rock star?
It has to be Ian Hunter out of Mott the Hoople.
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What do you think it means when somebody you've known and loved for years says to you "i love you" and you say " i love you too" back and then they say "thanks"?
It means "stop drinking so much"
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Do you ever sit in the shower?
Did you miss an H from this question somewhere. If you did, the answer is .... sometimes.
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Gentleman, do mussels /oysters, or I guess any shellfish for that matter, get you really hot and hard??? It's just what I have heard and I would like to know your thought?
Sorry to disappoint, but no.
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Have you ever dated someone famous?
Yeah... I went to the pictures with Horatio Nelson a couple of times just before he met lady Hamilton. He was a nice guy, very polite and considerate, but I could tell that his heart wasn't really in our relationship.
For the record, we went to see "Daddy Daycare" and "Jingle all the Way" and went to the Pizza Hut afterwards on both occasions.
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What is the strangest pet name you've ever heard?
An old and dear friend of mine once owned a gerbil called Big Mama Anus Fudge"
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When don't people die otherwise everybody do expect them to do?
Tough question. Almost indecypherable and the temptation to put a flippant answer in is tempered by the seriosness of the subject matter and the possibility of the questioner being in a fragile emotional state and clinging to almost folorn hope.
But what the hell.
They probably already did by now anyway.
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Exactly what is, 'what it is?' I struggle with this question.
It is what it is I suppose. Like I am what I am. That's the way it is I'm afraid. What goes around comes around. (I struggled with this answer.
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Do you really care if Roger Clemens took steroids?
Never heard of him. He could shoot up heroin for all I care.
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Isn't it fun to completely deflate someone's argument simply by pointing out a spelling error which makes them look stupid?
Absolutely! I thoroughly agree. If not spelling, then grammar is almost as good.
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If you were to take the concept of reparations and apologies for past misdeeds against various peoples to the "n'th" degree, where would you stop? How far back should these apologies and reparations go? Please think historically...
I think we should give England back to the Welsh.
(I also think that your new avatar is disturbing.)
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What do you wear to bed?
Nothing but my pipe
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What did you do when you never had to pee so badly in your life?
I peed
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Can you face the truth?
PLEASE don't make me do that! I'm BEGGING you.
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What is your favorite video series on the internet?
Burnt Face Man at Fat-Pie.com
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I found a pill that is circle and white. is looks like it has a number on the top but im not sure, it is smeared. i think it is a sleeping pill or birth control but im unsure. do u know what is it?
Suck it and see.
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What happens if a person doesn't eat at all? what are the effects and which organs dye first?
depends if you stop drinking too. You would die pretty rapidly if you stopped drinking, a matter of a few days. And it would hurt. Not sure which bits would go first, but it would be bound to feel bad, drying up. I have had kidney stones, and apparently thats through not drinking enough and they HURT.
Hunger strikers in ireland drank springwater and lasted around two months or so on that....
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If I was going to positroll you, would you rather I uprated a) your lowest rated answers, b) your unrated answers, c) your highest rated answers, or d) your questions? (Uprating limited to questions/answers I sincerely like)
The questions are the most important. I wouldn't necessarily want you to add points to them... just good answers.
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What is your opinion on feeding a dog table scraps? Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
It is OK as long as you wait until AFTER you have completely finished eating. Othedrwise, they get the idea that they are moving up the pecking order of the pack/household. (which ccan cause problems)
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Have you ever bitten off more than you can chew?
Yes.. One time I kept attempting to comment on p[eople's answers and repratedly hit the answer box, and then had to edit the comments into some sort of an answer because it doesn't allow you to delete them.
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Have you ever bitten off more than you can chew?
hmmm.. I appear to find myself commenting in an answer box once again
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What is the longest piece of writing you have ever done?
cripes... wrong box again!
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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed")
Glue a plastic bag to the floor with the words "HORSE COCK!" added on in marker pen. Sprinkle some rice and raisins for added decoration, to ward off evil spirits and to feed small, friendly woodland animals who may be enticed to help you with the houswork. But BEWARE this am powerful voodoo and you should not embark on such a project with impure thouights in your head for fear of...
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Ththere are these plants gorwing in my backyard and there getting kinda of tall. the leaves om them go around in a circle pattern i think there are 7 per tower thingy on the stem. their reel green and have crystals growing on them. what are they called?
I only know the latin name for this particular species of flora. Tallus greenus septimus leafus crystallicus thingy.
Very rare plants. Call the local newspaper for a photo shoot, and award yourself a cigar. But don't smoke it near the plants.
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The orange skins from our Navel orange tree were discolored this season with kind of black spots covering most of the oranges. Can you tell me what cause this?
I'm afraid that you must have had some impure thoughts whilst out in the garden this year.
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Why do you or why do you not believe human nature has changed in the last few thousand years? Would you briefly substantiate this belief?
I would imagine that we have become more caring as we have become more civilised. We are more able to prolong life and prevent death. We expect all our children to live, and (to some extent) we have developed means of persuading those who oppose our ideas to at least see things our way. These things have made us more squeamish about death, as we experience seeing it less.
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If someone was knocking on your door, right now, who would you want it to be?
You'll do.
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I imagine people watching my life. What's wrong with me and how do I stop?
It sounds like some sort of low level mental disorder probably caused by stress. Lots of people have these symptoms. Not always negatively. Some believe that they have guardian angels watching over them, but some feel that they are observed by people who are critical and judgemental, and this can get in the way of daily life. I would suggest you open up to a doctor who may be able to recommend...
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What is the difference between being judgemental and judging what is right and wrong in a given situation?
You can make a judgement by weighing up evidence, looking at all sides of the argumant, and deciding in the light of all the information you have gathered, what is right or wrong. You are being judgemental if you allow your predjudices to make your decision for you without considering all of the above.
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Can people think without langauge?
Yes, but not deeply. Babies can make connections, which needs thought. We can react quickly in complex situations, as a footballer might react as the ball comes towards him and decide what to do. we need language for abstract thought and deeper considerations.
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What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
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Do you think it's irritating when you get - by someone but they give you no reason why, so you don't even know why they disagree?
Not at all. I find it mildly amusing. If they were forced to give a reason, they would probably say something like "Cuz UR a loser, buddy" or some equally unenlightening thing. Being negged is all part of the experience on here.
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What is a good home recipie for a great conditioner?
Mix 2 raw eggs, a teaspoon of vinegar and a quarter pint of piss, leave to stand for at least 45 minutes before using.
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Which is your favourite nut?
I have a little walnut around the back. I just LOVE that little walnut.
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Have you ever been tempted to buy a book, CD, or DVD that you already own, just because it has a different cover?
i understand completely
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What dangerous thing have you done to see what happens like putting a non rechargeable battery in a charger to see if it explodes (guilty)
Did it explode?
I put a CD face down in the microwave... but after about 15-20 secons or so.. I turned it off... It was good to watch though.
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After you go off birth control how can you increase your chances of getting pregnant, besides not using a condom?
Have frequent sexual intercourse with as many partners as you can manage.
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Do you ever have the sudden urge to scream "PENIS" when in a public place, just to see what the people around you would do?
No... my favourite words for this kind of behaviour are "wank" and "costume" (not together). I like to shout them very quickly and then act as if it wasn't me who shouted them
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How many have tried to have a lucid dream? and how many of you have succeeded? any tips on having one?
Double Gloucester cheese before bedtime, and plenty of it.
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If you had a "sell by" date would it have expired by now?
Not at all.. But the "best before" date may be a few years ago.
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Do you ever suffer from writer's block, how do you overcome it?
Sit down and write... stream of consciousness... make yourself do it for half an hour or 1,000 words. Then make a cup of tea and either edit what you have written, or repeat the process until you have something worth editing
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Does metaphysics make sense to you?
In the sense that in the field of metaphyics, sense is there to be taken by those who are exposed to it, and that I have a predisposition to make sense of what I see and hear, based upon my past experiences and ability to generalsie and conceive of abstract ideas. Then yes (in a manner of speaking).
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What does "yume sora namika hitiro sora machi no mai iishido Sudabasa iroshi kamoto." mean in english?
Now is the time to act. Hesitation is for the faint hearted. (This is the slogan of the japanese sector of the Nike corporation ... a more succinct translation would be "Just do it")
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If you wear pantyhose do you wear anything under them?
No.. Nothing at all (apart from my socks)
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If you wear pantyhose do you wear anything under them?
I already answered this. But I just couldn't resist answering it again. It gave me quite a thrill!
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What's the most ironic oxymoron you've heard of?
Country music
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Define: 'masturbatorious'
The winner in the variation of a circle jerk known as "The Milk Race" is Masturbatorious. ie he comes first. Unfortunately, in some versions of the game the one who comes last has to eat the biscuit which was placed in the centre of the circle. He usually becomes "Masturbilious" unless he enjoys that sort of food.
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Do you think that it is perhaps slightly ill mannered to have a personal conversation in the comments section of an answer to someone else's question?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2334621
Typed in the wrong box again. Sorry
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Define: 'masturbatage' (rhymes with 'sabotage')
The process where a man (or a group of men) spoil a document, artwork, or even in some cases a peice of machinery by squirting semen from their penises into it.
It has also been applied to the occasion in the House of Commons (UK) in 1983 when members of the labour party, sitting in the opposition benches stood up and, as one, began masturbating during a speech by the Rt Hon Margaret...
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I am locking myself in my room (after leaving a note) because I am useless and nothing ever goes right for me. Good idea?
That would depend on how long you intend to stay there. Considerations of food, drink and the toilet come to mind. It is probably a good idea short term, but you should only stay in there until you get things into perspective. Things will go right for you, no-one is completely useless, and there are people on the other side of that door who care about you very much.
If you have a mirror in...
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I'm gay. Can your god save me?
I haven't got one. You will have to get somebody else's god to save you.
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What colors are in your avatar?
Look at it
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I'm alread
Me too. I thought that I would never find another person that shares my unfortunate condition, but... well THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET, and the power of answerbag. Know this... You are not alone my friend. What are your symptoms? Where? Do you find that steroid cream works, or do you just drink to try and forget the pain?
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I eat 4-5 bowls of cereal a day. Should I seek professional help or start a club?
Depends what type of cereal you eat. If your brand includes a small gift in each packet, that's a lot of small gifts. Start an e-bay account an sell them.
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What does modeling do?
Modeling does as modeling will. You just can't stop it.
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What would johnny depp do if her daughter hugs him for a 18 or 26 minutes?
what do you think?
I think she would be delighted.
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Have you ever been a friend or colleague of someone who turned out to be a notorious criminal?
sorry... typed in wrong box
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If you had an alter ego, what would be a good name for him/her?
Spaceball's Evil Clone. But Answerbag won't let you use an apostrophe in your user name.
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John Lennon posed the dilemma "imagine, no religion", do you think the world would be a better place without it?
Depends what took its place. If it was a genuine belief in a "brotherhood of man" or whatever the non sexist equivalent of that would be.... then Hell yeah!
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How do you tell your children about where they came from?
What my daddy told me when I was about knee high was "I put my dirty into your mummy's dirty and squirted you out"
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If you just killed a stupid dumb animal like a lion wouldn't you mount the thing like if you killed 6 foxes wouldn't you make them into a coat?
I wouldn't want a fur coat, and I wouldn't want to actually kill anything. But if I came accross a freshly dead lion I might be tempted to mount it. (Even though I know that that would be a bit pervy.... a chance like that only comes up once in a lifetime.. if that... right?)
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Would you rather be shot in the head or in the chest?
Head, every time. i actually quite fancy that death. But by head I do NOT mean face.
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How do you bleach the bones of your enemies?
get the flesh off by boiling them in water, then drop them in domestos. Alternatively, leave the bodies in a desert for a few months.
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Would anyone provide some opinion on the Bible as being one of the most important literary pieces in human history?
Ok. here's my opinion. It is very important in human history because of the significance people place upon it. All texts that are given religious significance and therefore govern how people think that they and others should behave must be significant in human history because they give rise to political systems, disagreements and wars.
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I have hooles in face what to do.thanks
Some of the hooles are good for breathing through and some of them are good for keeping your eyes in. Other hooles help you to listen and one is good for getting food and drink into your body. There are also lots of hooles that your hair can grow through and some special hooles that you can sweat out of. My advice to you is look after those hooles, keep them clean and free of infection. They...
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How long do you stay alive for plese?.
Usually around 20 minutes a day. Thank you.
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Have you ever been accused of a crime that you didn't commit?
No, but I used to watch Grizzly Adams
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Was there ever a time when you were supposed to be someplace, but weren't, and as a result avoided a potentially fatal incident?
One day, as a youngster, I decided to walk home from school in a zig zag along the pavement.
At one point a slate from a roof high above crashed down next to me.
If I hadn't been walking in a zigzag that took me to the edge of the pavement it would surely have hit me, with possible fatal consequences.
But If I had been walking in a straight line I would have passed that spot a...
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Does anybody else love the song LOVE SONG other than me?
Would that be "love song" by the Damned. Love it
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How would you prefer to be executed, that is to say if you had to choose?
Single bullet through the side of the head.
BANG
But you would only hear BA
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Will someone please give me some wicked clown snipity snaps?
My favourite wicked clown
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Do you like John Lennon's song Imagine?
Yes. But Once I heard a terrible cover of it by Gerry and the Pacemakers.
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HOw does all that crap get in your nose? What is that crap?
What have you been doing to get crap in your nose like that?
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If you were at a funeral reception for a cremated person and were asked to eat a piece of cake that had some of the ashes in it so that part of them would live on in you would you do it?
Absolutely.. A wizzard idea. Send me some cake if you want!
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Would a cheek dimple become more prominent if the face gains or loses weight?
In my opinion it would become more prominent if the face gained weight.
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Why do I have a hard time loving my brother?
Do you mean "Why do I find it difficult to love my brother?" In which case I would imagine that he annoys you in some way and you can't cope with it. Take heart, my sister used to annoy me, but now we are both older and I get on with her just fine.
Or do you mean "Brother! Why do you find loving difficult" If this is the case and you are using "brother" as...
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Do you know of anything you can use to get rid of discolouring (yellowing) on fingernails? My sister read somewhere that you can use lemon juice and another ingredient but she cant remember what it was.
I find a mixture of lemon juice and piss (ratio 3:1) to be most effective
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Guys, do you think that large thighs on a woman can be attractive?
Ohhh mama! Come to daddy!
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Do you know any songs that have a violent scream in the background?
"Persuasion" by Throbbing Gristle
(not for the faint hearted)
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What was the most influential rock act in the last 20 years?
Gay bikers on acid
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Hiding or showing emotions... which do you find more difficult?
Depends whether I am watching the Waltons or my Mother has Just died. If both happened at once I could play one off against the other.
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What was the most influential rock act in the last 20 years?
Yeah... Freddie Mercury and Queen were VERY influential. And I liked the Village People too.
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If love was liquid, would it drown you?
Well apparently Marc Almond, lead singer of Soft Cell, drank several pints of it and suffered nothing worse than a severe tummy ache.
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Have you read The No.1 Ladies Detective Agency?
Yes. I was in hospital and there was nothing else to read. I enjoyed it, but I didn't feel much like buying up the series.
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Do you get bummed if all week no one has asked to be your friend?
That is probably the one week you are not going to get bummed. (unless you pay for it)
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Can your balls really go into your body?
Easy. It is possible to pop them up into your abdomen and marvel at the thriling sight of an empty scrotum. Really.
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What was the most influential rock act in the last 20 years?
Tom Robinson Band. You should listen to their "Power in the Darkness" album and the anthemic song "(Sing if you're) Glad to be Gay" You would love it. It might even change your life.
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I farted, does it stink?
Can't smell it from here.
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Whats the best excuse for ending a date early?
telephone call... your mother just died
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Who is the best rock keyboard player of all time?
Ron Mael of Sparks
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I'm for heating up a Chicken and Gravy pie to eat later....what else should I eat with it?
mushy peas and mashed potato.
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Are Cancer men and Pisces women a good match?
Cancer men die earlier and I always think that there is something fishy about pisces women.
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Does any one here shop at Tesco? HOw often? What do you normally Buy?
Just got back. I usually buy groceries there.
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Are you the proud owner of a piece of sh!%t car?
Yes. And I love it when I clank up the street in it on a Sunday morning when all the other blokes in the neighbourhood are out polishing their very expensive and modern all terrain vehicles.
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What would it take to _______________?
Well, in my case it would take _______________ but I would also want to be sure that _______________ and every single _______________ was _______________.
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Do books sell online?
Secondhand books? Yes, but not for very much unless they are collector's editions.
New books? Yes but not if they are available in the local supermarket.
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Does anyone have a theory on the begining of time!
There is no such thing as the beginning of time. Time is a construct of conscious beings which helps them to understand the universe around them. Therefore it is only conscious beings that can imagine or see any need for a beginning of time. It is difficult to imagine time with no beginning and no end. But that is due to the limits of our understandiong.
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Why don't you donate me an island? Fully equipped with electricity, internet, kitchen staff, and what else one might need.
You wouldn't thank me if I did.
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Can blind people hallucinate?
They could certainly have non-visual hallucinations. Definiteley if they took LSD. It would be wrong to imagine that hallucinogenic drugs have no effect on the blind. Then, if they had become blind due to illness and accident, and could remember being sighted, they could hallucinate visually.
I have read an article about someone who had become blind but refused to believe it, and built a...
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There are ways of bullying people other than being physical, aren't there? How do YOU handle that kind of situation, like insults, in a postive manner?
I thank the person for their kind comments and input. Then secretly screw things up for them.
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Have you ever felt as if you might be Schrödinger's cat?
I am pretty sure that I am not. But there is more than likely a paralell universe where I am Schrödinger's spaceball.
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Name one thing that is thouroughly proven correct in science and I swear on Ozzy Osbourne that I'll send you the computer that I'm typing on write now. Take a minute and think this one out. Thats right nothing is proven in science. I didn't say math, that
Ice is very cold water.
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For what would you chose me over yourself?
Execution. Sorry Mate
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What determines whether u look good or not?
Mrs Spaceball usually determines that.
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Is sarcasm your second language?
No. Gratuitous swearing which uses words of a sexual nature is my second language.
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Where is the line dividing sanity and insanity?
If you look closely at my avatar you can actually see that line. It is on my forehead. (second one down)
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Am I as big of an Asshole, as my questions make me out to be?
I am judging you by just this one question. It has humility in it. You are OK by me!
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I want to tell him so bad that I want more but I don't know how. We had dinner last night and I actually cried when I got home because I wanted to tell him and I couldn't. How do I do it?
I would say something along the lines of "don't you think that these portions are a little small?" or "crikey, I still feel a bit hungry, don't you" if he didn't take the hint, I would probably call in at a fast food place on the way home rather than cry about it.
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What would you do if i stuffed you into the top of a chimney (and you couldnt get out)?
I would be very cross.
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What has your worst fart smelled like?
Even my worst farts smell delicious as far as I am concerned.
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Can blue tooth cuase brain cancer?
Whether it can or not, best to brush your teeth after meals just to be on the safe side.
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What to do if a man lies so much he believes himself?
Elect him president.
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Do u believe or not that eight is an unlucky number and eight is lucky?
Believe it or not yes. But I also believe that eight is unlucky and eight is a lucky number.
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Do you like mariyn manson i think he kicks ass but many people disagree
He kicks Ass! Most Definitely
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Do you know any good bar tricks or bets to get free drinks off your friends?
Do you know the one where you challenge someone to think of a girl's (or boy's) name They win the bet if you can't think of a well known song which contains the name in the lyric. Get their money on the table with yours before they say the name. If you cant think of a song... they take the cash. If you can.. they do.
Imagine the name is Imogen..
You sing "Happy...
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Would you rate a guy or girl if you are guy rating another guy or a girl rating another girl?
I would never rate a girl who rated a guy that I didn't rate, but if a guy rated a girl that I rated, I would rate him (albeit not with quite as high a rating as I might have rated him if he had rated a guy that I hadn't rated) If a guy rated a guy or a girl rated a girl and the girl turned out to be a guy and the guy a girl, then I would rate the girl more highly than the guy. If a...
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Would you look at that?
Wow!
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How are numbers crete
Here in the UK they have to apply to the Royal Commission for the Creting of Numbers. Usually only even numbers are ever creted, but some odd multiples of three occasionally get lucky. The process can take up to three months or more and during this period the mumber may be unavailable to the general public. This is usually Ok since most numbers in practical use have either applied already, or...
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Is it possible to get WWE Wrestling pay per views on Virgin Cable TV in the UK? I am referring of course to the ones on sky box office. I am moving to an area where sky tv is not an option keep your answers simple please
I have learning difficulties
Dont think you can get sky PPV on virgin. No
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What's in the cup right there?
An orange plastic egg with a magic troll in it (no really) but someone has cut its hair really short.
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What are you hiding?
My identity
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My wife and I are playing a game. I need some help figuring out a word that is nine letters long and the 5th letter is a "t"
courtship
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What are some quick and easy ways of getting $300 by in three days?
That would depend on how attractive you are and what you were willing to do. Perhaps surprisingly, your gender would have very little to do with it.
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Would a woman still able to have sex after she had an hystorectomy, and won't get pregnant at all?
Yes she would be able to have sex, and no she wouldn't get pregnant. But give her a few weeks to get over the operation.
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Either when he died,or how old he would have been today?
He was about 30 when he died but if he was still alive today he would be a hell of a lot older.
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How do you make your everyday life bizarre?
Buy a lot of novelty items from say Hawkins Bazaar or charity shops and /or select some stuff from around the house that you don't want. Spend an evening gift wrapping it all seperately. Carry one or two wrapped gifts around with you each day in a bag. Then when you need an injection of the bizarre, get a stranger into conversation (or someone you don't know very well, like the person...
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What is the theme of the song "Working Class Hero"? (John Lennon)
The song is about how the working classes are treated by the wealthy and governing classes. Lennon is inviting the listener to rebel and take a stand against their treatment, and change their expectations. "If you want to be a hero then just follow me" Rebel
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God is all powerful. Which is more powerful; Existing and creating the universe, or not existing and creating the universe?
It must take even more power to create the universe if you don't exist. In comparison, creating the universe when you exist would be relatively easy.
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How would you put the name John and Jamie together to form a baby name?
Jamohn
Pronounced JAM ON
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What scares the living crap out of you?
The idea of living crap.
That would make an excellent B movie "Night of the Living Crap"
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Try typing this sentence with your eyes closed, "I love you more than words." How close did you come?
i ;pcqk tuv niew gb NWPXSA
But I was sitting in an awkward position at a laptop.
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How? (Answer this question in the most hilarious way you can and see what rating you get!)
Why?
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I am Mormon. One of the greatest things about the Church is the doctrine on eternal progression. Our Heavenly Father wants us to become like Him (we will never be equal to Him), but we can become gods. Why does this deep doctrine make people angry?
Sounds good to me... When you say you can become gods, does that mean that you get to create your own universe and consign people to eternal damnation or to paradise. Oohh and could you send your only son so that sinners can be forgiven? That sounds WELL cool. Where do I sign up?
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What's the most bizarre thing you've said to a complete stranger?
"Big Issue Mate?"
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What is one thing you have always wanted to try, but haven't yet?
Heroin, cocaine and getting a tattoo.
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Did any body ever write to David Bowie? When, and did you get a relpy?
Never wrote to him... never got a reply... but have you read the book "To Major Tom - The Bowie Letters" by Dave Thompson. Its about a bloke who wrote hundreds of letters to DB... and never got a reply either. If you haven't read it I bet you would love it.
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How do i make a ouji board?
All you really need is a fairly smooth board with the letters of the alphabet drawn quite large in a wide circle around it. You should perhaps have the words YES and NO on it too, and the numbers 0-9. Then you put a glass upside down in the middle, and you (and perhaps all your friends) put a finger on the bottom of it, and you are ready to ask a question.
The spirits of the dead will then...
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What would be the funniest way to die? Extra credit if it's funny to the dier as well as to people reading about it the next day.
I would imagine that laughing yourself to death would be pretty hilarious. Until the realisation that you were laughing yourself to death kicked in. But then again if you were laughing at something REALLY funny, you might not even realise you were dying. Or maybe you would be having such a good laugh that you would think "never mind.. I'll deal with that later" and just die...
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What's number 33965?
Thats amazing! It is the last five digits of my mobile phone number. Really. How did you do that???
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Where's a good place to buy a thong for my wife?
You could alwayth get a thongwriter to compothe one for you, or try and do it yourthelf. It thoundth like a very thweet gethture for valentineth day.
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What is your superhero name? {word to describe your love life+a yellow item near you+man/woman}
beautiful jaundiced cock man
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What is the most powerfull word after God?
Abracadabra.
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WHERE OUR "LIFE " RESIDES OR HIDE IN OUR BODY?
Mine prefers to hide in my body.
Eventually it will have to move out I suppose, but it will cross that bridge when it gets to it.
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Do you like the commercials, or do you fastforward them (DVR/TiVO)?
Fast Forward
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What is one thing you have always wanted to try, but haven't yet?
Heroin. Cocaine, getting a tattoo.
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Do you know some salsa music? but which ones?
Yes I do.
"Yes sir, I can salsa"
"Lets Sals-a-gain (like we did last summer)"
The Salsa mash"
"Salsa-ing Matilda"
"Salsa-ing (with tears in my eyes)"
To name but a few
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What do you do when someone tells you a long, involved and personal story that they find fitting, fascinating and funny and...you just don't get it?
I generally nod my head and laugh as sincerely as I can. I have tried asking questions to enlighten myself, but this doesn't usually make things any clearer at all.
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Which purpose switch is used
Normally this is decided at the hostess' discretion, but occasionally she may offer the choice to one of her guests.
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Television is so copmplicated that it hinders the cause of sports journalism... how?
I suppose that what with live telecasts of everything going out all the time, there are fewer people who want to read about it in the newspapers. There would be more opportunities for TV sports journalists but for the fact that it only takes one channel to show most events, unlike the dozens of newspapers that cover it.
That argument is riddled with weaknesses, but it is complicated.
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Is paranoier an illness?
No, but schizophronier is
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When would you most happy in your life?
Just before the end. When there is no more to do and I can relax at last.
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Whats coming around the corner?
I am. But I will be done soon.
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What would happen if we all stopped caring?
I don't care.
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Have you ever been THERE?
I went there for my holidays two or three years ago. It was very nice. Relaxing. Friendly locals. No pressure to spend. Perfect.
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Hold me for a moment. Hit me. I will hold for a lifetime. What am I?
A nail
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Did you know your stomach has more nerve endings than your brain , do you ever get the butterflys thats your brain calling back up when you think with your heart, YOU GOT MORE GUTS THAN?
Nope I didn't know that. Thank you for pointing it out to me.
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HOW BEAUTIFUL U R?
I M V BEAUTIFUL AS U CAN C FROM MY PIC
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What do you think Johnny Depp is doing right now?
He is probably fiddling with something around the house. Maybe mending an old pair of shoes or getting some dried pasta off the bottom of a pan. Maybe an old videocassette has snapped and he has got it in bits and is trying to selotape the two loose ends together before he puts it all together again. Personally I think that he has just spilled a jar filled with tiny little screws and is having...
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Has anybody been nozing it? if yes where?
I been nozing it all morning. Mostly in the bathroom, but I did a bit in the kitchen too. This afternoon I might Noze it in the garage for a bit.
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Batman is the only super hero I can think of that doesn't actually have super natural powers. Is there another?
Yes... Robin.
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What is the biggest pencil in the world?
At three miles long and over six metres in diameter, the "Colossus" pencil which runs alongside a stretch of the Settle to Carlisle railway in the UK sureley has a claim to being one of the largest. But i wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese had a longer one.
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How would I reduce the poem "to his coy mistress" to a simple logical argument, using the format: If _______________________________ Then ____________________________ But _____________________________ Therefore ________________________?
I couldn't be bothered to do my homework on the poem "To his Coy Mistress" Then I had the idea of copying the question into answerbag. But No one would actually do the homework for me therefore I haven't done it.
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If you could live in the any fantasy world, what would it be, what kind of person do you think you'd be, and why?
Answerbag is pretty much a fantasy world. And here I am. Exactly the kind of person I like to be in this world. Because I'm rather enjoying it at the moment.
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Can we just have 1 generic "Join me in congratulating...blah, blah, blah" each day? Sheesh, there must be over 20 going right now. here you go: Congratulations on Maestro/Sage/Guru/Kingship!!!!
I wonder how many answerbaggers would like to join me in congratulating you for having the guts to ask this very pertinent question?
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What Shoud I eat for dinner/Tea Tonight?
a hot sausage sandwich.
followed by chocolate fudge cake with cream.
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Has anyone ever gone to McDonalds and asked for something you'd get outa Burger King just to wind up the till monkey or vice versa?
I like asking them if they do McMushy Peas
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What is your favourite fictional medical condition? Name and description.
Man Flu. Where a man has to take time off work because he is seriously exxagerating or wallowing in self pity due to the effects of a mild cold
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What is you favorite thing that you have in your work cubicle?
Sausage sandwiches and sexual relations with my secretary.
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By often saying "never" do you seek to tempt fate?
I never do
The policy never did me any harm
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What is the most amazing picture you can upload?
I like this one of Mrs Spaceball on holiday last year....
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Given the free chance to answer entirely as you wish, what is your answer?
I just want to find people that I like and persuade people to like me.
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I am thinking of moving to switon south yorkshire. the area i am thinking of is locally called patios or patio city. it looks ok but my partner isnt so sure. any feed back, is it ok or rough or what
I live fairly nearby. It has something of a reputation for being quite rough, but I have walked through the area a few times without any problems. The area around is really nice.
There are a lot of young people (teenagers) and a lot of families in the Patios. If you get a ground floor apartment you may be bothered by children playing on the patio above you.
I would have good locks...
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Is masturbating in the shower adding to global warming by using more water and more heat than simply showering?
Masturbation in the shower actually helps the earth. there is no need to use a tissue to clean up so it saves trees. Also there it causes no semen stains on clothing and furniture and therefore reduces demand for solvents and other cleaning materials which may be harmful to our ecology.
Another salient point is that after a shower and masturbation session, you will be clean and happy and...
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We don't remember everything right from birth.Why?
I think that it might have something to do with language. If we have no language then we have very limited means of recording scenes and events. We do have some purely sensory memory, otherwise we would not be able to recognise our parents or learn anything, but we need language memory to be able to recall in detail and file away memories for later retreival.
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I notice a lot of questions are unanswered in the adult sex area, are these question to personal for you?
Definitely, I blush easily and at the mention of penises, vaginas, testicles, panties, lubricants and adult toys my hands start to tremble uncontrollably and I lose the ability to type.
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What makes you tetchy?
People arguing in dramas on the television when no-one is really watching it. Its like you have invited people into your home and they are having an argument.
I get really tetchy when I turn it off and someone says "Hey, I was watching that" when they weren't.
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How to make my girlfriend to love more
love her more
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Once the one thing that you can do everyday to make yourself a better person?
Be nice to people. Do something kind for someone. Thats two things but they are related.
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Why do dogs lick their butts and then come straight to you for a nice big slob across the face?
Its only natural. If only humans could. You might not admit to it, but you KNOW you would try it at least once in private. And who knows? You might get to like it.
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Do you think assisted suicide should be legal if you are in a lot of pain.
I banged my thumb with a hammer the other day. The pain was excruciating. I was in far too much pain to manage to put up a noose and put myself out of my misery. If I could have had some help I wouldn't be here to tell the story.
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What is the origin of the idiom, "pipe dream?"
I believe that it might come from smoking opium. It definitely refers to the sort of daydream you have whilst smoking a pipe (and not putting much effort into making the dream a reality.)
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How can I get a man to fall for me? He's a friend of mine, a Christian, a fun guy who values friendship, and impossible to read (a.k.a.: no one knows if he likes any girl). I fell for him two years ago, but he doesn't know it. Help?
Tell him about it
Tell him everything you feel
Give him every reason to accept
That you're for real
Tell him about it
Tell him all your crazy dreams
Let him know you need him
Let him know how much he means
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Imagine a character you would want to become. describe in details what this character would be like. e.g. lives in brazil, created by chemical y, wants to destroy the world etc
Dapper gent, lives in the UK, smokes a pipe, good with computers, wheelchair bound, has a limited time to live, wants to save the world and find a cure for his condition.
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Can you find the name of your high school on Wikipedia?
Wow! Yes!
Sir Henry Cooper School is a secondary school in Kingston upon Hull, England. It is a coed, non-denominational school of 11-16 year olds.
I am impressed with the question, and feel like writing a bit in the article.
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How much did you first car cost? What was it? Did you buy it on your own, or w/help?
It was a 1963 Morris 1100, but I bought it in 1990 when I first learned to drive. It cost me £150.
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What makes 'professor Dorothy Hodgkins' a particular charateristic painting of Maggi Hambling?
Because she is animated, concentrating on her work, in a busy study, and has molecular structures of insulin on her desk. You can almost see what type of a person she is just by looking at the portrait.
You can get in close here http://www.npg.org.uk/live/search/inDetail.asp?LinkID=mp05360&rNo=2&role=art
A brilliant picture
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If jesus and mohammed, would have been neighbours. would they have been best friends?
It would have been Ok until Mohammed(PBUH)borrowed Jesus's Lawnmower or something and handed it back slightly damaged. Jesus would never actually say anything, but he would find it difficult to look at Mohammed (PBUH) in the same light ever again. Mohammed (PBUH) would also feel bad about this, but never actually have the heart to mention it. The resultant tension between the two would...
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Do you remember the names of main characters when you read fiction books?
Good question. If they are easy names... Like John and Mary Smith... then yes. I start to have trouble if there are lots of characters who have names that begin with the same letter, particularly if these are not common names, Jordan, Jerome and Jericho. When it comes to Shakesperian and Tolkeinesque names, I don't even read them properly and am easily confused. I have even been known to...
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Does the Bible really contain all the answers to life's questions?
Course it does. Only some of the words and some of the letters in some of the other words ahve got jumbled up. What you need is scissors and glue (and lots of patience)
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Choose from the following: A., infant crying, Spam, Preparation H, Trifid Nebula, quantum mechanics, Ecks, the intersection of lines in a Y, meta stasize, Dark Side of the Earth, a ton of up charms or quarks and nausea. Where should I put the '?'?
You have put the '?' in the correct place. after the question. The sentence preceding it is an instruction. I have noticed some people on here get around this by asking "If you had to make a choice, which of the following would you choose?" In that case I would put the '?' after the word choose and then make my list. To get the '?' to the end of the list...
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My son needs help with his question for his science fair project, any ideas?He is in third grade.
I'm not familiar with science fair projects. Does he have to ask a question and then try and answer it? With a demonstration? Third grade? How old is that?
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What are those "strings" that develop, vertically, between the upper and lower teeth while talking? Is that plaque? It's like saliva but thicker?
They are affectionately known as Harp Strings, they are just thick saliva. Drink more water.
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When playing checkers. If a player refuse to jume another can the next player take his jump?
yes.. you can take the man who didn't take unless your opponent took one of your men with another piece. This is called "huffing" Some people exclaim "Huff you for not taking" whilst they do it.
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How can i stop thinking everything everyone tells me is a lie? i cant help it and its ruining my relationships
Make a conscious decision to act as though you believe what everyone is telling you for one day and see what happens.
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How many different words do you know that are used to designate women's breasts? What is your favorite and the one you find the most offensive?
My dear departed Aunt Doris broke the news that she had breast cancer to the family by saying that she had "leaky milk bottles"
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How many different ways are there to say 'penis'?
cock, knob, dick, wilson, gentleman, pork sword, sausage, willy, old friend (as in "I'm just going to shake hands with an old friend"), percy (as in "I'm just going to point percy at the porcelain"), old man, joystick, dong, schlong, pecker, one eyed cat (as in "I'm like a one eyed cat, peepin' in a seafood store) , wanger, rod, wick (as in "dip...
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What is the strangest item in your car?
Me
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My son has gone paintballing this morning with his friends. What is it? Have you done it? Was it fun?
Its OK, but personally I can think of more enjoyable things to do than dangling your balls in a can of paint
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What movie should my bf and I rent for Valentine's day? I don't want a chick flick because it would be nice if my boyfriend actually enjoyed it too!
Terminal. (gentle comedy, amusing male lead, romance, but not a chick flick)
But I don't even know what your boyfriend likes.
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What is the role of radio in the present day?
It is very good for those whos occupation means that their eyes are occupied, but who's mind is not occupied so much. Good radio can be informative, thought provoking and entertaining. It spreads music around the globe. Bad radio, like bad internet is a vehicle for bad advertising.
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When the insects and lower forms of life take over the earth will they domesticate us?
Absoluteley. They will keep us in chains, control us with whips, and tease us whilst dressed as french maids.
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What is your favorite shape of pasta?
Batman characters
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Have you ever had a Final Destination moment?
Yes... I thanked the driver and got off the bus. I had ARRIVED!
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Anyone here ever met a phor?
I have met loads of them. Greedy, self obsessed, rude and stand offish individuals. They can go to blazes as far as I am concerned.
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Would you rather correct a behaviour problem or an attitude problem first when it comes to your child? If you don't have a child, think about what you would do if you did have one.
Some behaviour problems are just to do with misunderstanding and can be corrected with a simple discussion or rigid refusal to accept the behaviour. Attitude problems lead to the sort of behaviour problem that doesn't fall into the above category. The underlying attitude will have to be dealt with before the behaviour can stop occurring. Thisa doesn't mean that you should accept poor...
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How far up to the rim of your depression? Does it seem pretty far sometimes?
I have had it almost up to the elbow. But that's just asking for a sore rim.
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What makes you smile instantly?
When they switch on the electrodes attatched to my face.
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What time is it where you are now? I'm in England, UK, and it's 11.40pm (Monday).
Its 21:47 over here on the settee
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What does lying on the ground with your face to the sky on a clear summer night do for you? If you've never done this, try it. If you live in the city or suburbs go to a location where the artifical light is less interfering.
Yes. I love it. It does a helluva lot for me. You are at the centre of (actually I was thinking about a clear summer's DAY.) Night is great for feelings of the enormity of the universe and insignificance of human life etc. but DAY is even better, like in your avatar. In the day you are at the centre of a fantastic blue dome and the clouds rotate around you. If you lie in the right place,...
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How would you respond to a call from a former spouse informing you that he/she were contemplating suicide?
"Hello... Spaceball isn't in at the moment, but if you would like to contact him, Leave a message after the tone....... BEEEP!"
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AM I HOTT?? I NEED help!!! Go to page and press vote to rate my picture and tell meh what you think!! http://cgi.top-25.com/top-25.cgi?southpark&kipdlid
Oh my GOD! UR Hot!
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Why do so many people have an avatar that looks like a cartoon Polar Bear with sharp teeth? What are they trying to convey?
Just realised (when I downloaded the gif and found out its name. Those are arms not ears!
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What do you do when you love someone so much that it hurts but you can't see them?
I would turn the light on and have a look and see why it is hurting so much.
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What would you do if somebody farts in your car?
Open the window.
I would probably laugh about it with them too
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You could rearrange the letters in some of my questions any way you like and gain just as much. Sorry about that. It just happens. So, for serious answerers, what would you have me ask? (is this ok? seems like i shouldn't ask this one, i don't know...)
I like your questions just the way they are. Whenever one grabs my attention I try and give a serious answer. as I am doing right now
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Shoplifted and was admitted next day for mental health evaluation.what would happen in court if both admitting Drs sent letters to that affect?
You may be ordered to take treatment and have any penal judgement suspended on condition that you take that treatment.
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Any Freecyclers here? What is it with people who continue to email you about an item for hours and hours after you post that it has been picked up?
I suppose it is because they hope that you have another one somewhere or that the person has brought it back because they couldn't use it after all. Or maybe they didn't receive the e-mail that said that it had been picked up. Or maybe they just have the burning need to communicate with someone in some way.
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Can a dolphin believe in god?
oops commented in the wrong box again
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Are dolphins capable of sin? If so did Jesus die for the sins of the dolphins too or should they get their own dolphin messiah?
oops commented in the wrong box again
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Post a question here and think over it again and again.Do you accept you can give the best answer than anybody else?(Except those that need to be taught to you... like expert questions, for example)
No. there is always the chance that someone will suprise you with something cleverer, funnier or more beautiful than you could have imagined.
(it doesn't happen too often in my case though)
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I have been advised that it is okay to take a shower. Does this mean I shouldn't worry about the hydrogen oxygen bonds breaking down leading to an explosion and my demise? It's just one of those things that goes with having aguaphobia.
Seriously. You have no need to worry about such a thing happening. It will not happen.
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My best friend (someone I'm starting to like as more then a friend) is leaving the state this weekend. How do I get her to stay?
Ask her to marry you.
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Which song have you had stuck on your brain all day?
My Girl, by Madness ... Been trying to learn the words.
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My bf and i kept on fighting and it wasn't going newhere so i told him that i couldn't take it nemore and that we should break up. he says you're doing this again? leave if you want to. so i said fine i'll leave! and he says "fucking leave bitch!
Best get out with as much dignity as you can muster. Perhaps you could up that dignity level by kicking him in the knackers just before you go.
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Do you enjoy eating coagulated pigs blood?
Strangely enough I do. In the form of Black Pudding it goes down well as a part of a full English Breakfast. I also once had some cold as part of a buffet meal. What I don't like doing quite as much is thinking too deeply about what it is whilst I am eating it.
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Is it true the Star Trek introduction is grammatically incorrect - "To boldly go..." should actually be "To go boldly..."?
Yes.. It is a classic example of a split infinitive. The infinitive of the verb is to go. and you should not put anything between the two words. "To madly fall in love" "To unheasitatingly agree" To stupidly give the money" are all examples. However, language is evolving all the time and people are not so hung up about split infinitives now. Perhaps Captain Kirk can...
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Have you EVER attempted suicide? At what age and what stopped you?
When I was 17 I attatched some cable to a large sheet of tinfoil which I then wrapped around my bare chest. I plugged the cable into the mains and was just about to switch on at the socket when Elvis appeared before me and told me not to be so silly. He said he needed me to "take care of the business" when he was gone. The next day I read in the paper that elvis had died on the...
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Is it cut your leg off below the knee or your left arm? and how much will it cost?
It probably is. The price will vary depending on how well you want the job doing and how much pain you are prepared to suffer.
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Anybody heard of Torrent? what is it?
Its a file sharing system where you download a small torrent file which points to the actual file you want, and then you load it into a torrent program, and the file is downloaded using lots of different sources. I like it better than limewire now, but I understand that the latest limewire pro can use torrent files.
I use a prog called U torrent (only the U is a greek character. you can...
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Have you ever avoided a company because they had the same name as another company (totally unrelated) that you had a bad experience with?
Yeah, I won't use Jeff McDonald and Son (Plumbers) Ltd, as I once puked up after going large with a double baconburger meal
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Do you use a DVR? If you do, would would it be hard to live without it now?
Yes I do. It saves a lot of space. Instead of a huge pile of videos I think I will watch but will never get around to waching, I keep all that stuff on the DVR hard drive. Couldn't possibly do without that.
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What’s the farthest you've ever walked?
In one go? The Lyke Wake Walk over the Yorkshire Moors in the UK. Osmotherly to Ravenscar (just over 40 miles)
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Which street is the home of "Neighbours"?
Ramsey Street?
My Lord... How did I know that?
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I need ideas for my gcse art project. the theme is 'creatures'. the teacher gave me a bad report, she said i didn't do anything impressive enough and didnt take "risks". so i really want something that'll impress her, anybody?
Collect some photographs of animals doing animal stuff: feeding, fighting, sleeping, hunting (you could do sex but it might be too big a risk). Take some photographs of people doing the same thing. You could get them yourself by looking around, search on the net or get friends and family to pose.
A picture of a tiger chasing down its prey could be placed next to a picture of someone looking...
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Do you know that eternal life is already here you are just not conscious of it, because of your occupation of breath? Please don't hold your breath, but try deeply to feel the life-force within you. Do you believe that there is life without breath?
Well I quite like the prospect of eternal life.... but I'm not holding my breath..
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I have just reached the point at which I can rate answers by awarding them 3 points rather than two. How should I celebrate this momentous occasion?
oops (putting comments in the answerbox again). Sorry
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What shall we do with the prisoners?
Teach them to sing Doo Wap style
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I have a Charlie Brown christmas tree, with lights, in my front picture windows...should I take it down?
absolutely
then burn it
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(insert place here) is the best place to hide (insert object here). answer as many times as you like.
The garden is the best place to hide a blade of grass.
Sounds a bit Confucious like, don't it?
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What do you think would have happened to Micheal Jackson if he never got weird, and still looked they way he did in "Thriller"?
He was pretty weird in thriller. Granted he is weider now, but something weird was bound to happen to the bloke who danced with all those zombies.
Of course if he had progressed naturally from the little kid who sang Rockin' Robin, we would have a well liked and much celebrated international star who would never be off the tv and sell out every show he did... ever
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Do you remember the first date you went on with the person you are with now? Was it as good as you hoped?
It was better than I had hoped. She looked absolutely stunning and was great company, and I wanted to be with her forever and ever!
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What does artist mean to you?
Someone who is creative and shares a unique perspective with others through their creativity.
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Why do we say "cracking a joke", when we really are not cracking it?(Its not a nut to crack???!!!)
Someone who jokes all the time is called a wisecrack. That might have something to do with it.
OK Heres my theory. The best jokes break a serious atmosphere. Either by being told in a serious atmosphere or by setting up a serious atmosphere and then breaking it suddenly.
The break is the crack. You are not cracking the joke itself but cracking the atmosphere with the joke. like cracking a...
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How do you politely tell someone to "shut up & butt out"?
excuse me... shut up and butt out please...
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If you eat pot brownies how many do you eat to get a good high
it isn't a question of how many you eat, it is a question of how much stuff is in each one. As a general rule of thumb I use about two spliffs worth in six brownies. then you can work out how much you have had as equivalence to the spliffs/brownies ratio of 1/3
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Do you ever think your life has been wasted on you?
Not a bit of it. Its a rare treat, and I am glad to have it!
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Who is your favorite bassist? mine is flea of RHCP
*EDIT* and from what band?
Sid Vicious
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Do you have a myspace? if yes add me http://www.myspace.com/cheerleader1946376
I was about to... but you are not my type. Have two points instead
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What's your favorite Sex Pistols song?
It has to be Anarchy in the UK. That song changed my life.
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Did you realise that you were a champion in their eyes? :p
I hadn't realised that. But it all makes sense now. I feel really good.
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For me your talking about me .. (for this sentence talking means doing what you are doing) what do you think ..?
For you I'm typing about you (for this sentence typing means wondering what on Earth you are on about) will that do?
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How long do you have to make the same mistake over and over again before you change your actions?
Unfortunately rather a long time. Its just the way I am wired. I think that the world outside should change rather than me.
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If you never saw an AB member or had any exchanges with them and they sent you a "friends" request, would you accept it?
Well... It only takes a minimal interaction like they have answered one of mine or me one of them, and I think... why the hell not? The philosophy has obviously paid dividends. I had three friends last time I looked.
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Is there a celebrity that you can not figure out why they are famous?
Noel Edmunds
Not all onanists go blind... some becoem celebrities
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Should i do it?
Go ahead punk.... Make my day.
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Does anyone over 40 listen to Marilyn Manson? I'm feeling all alone out here.
I'm errm 46. I don't have all his albums or anything, but I have got the greatest hits one and I do listen to it every now and then. i love performers who put some balls into it. i would go and see him live if he came near enough and I had the cash... do I count ?
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Can you guess my middle name?
May
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Have you ever attended a lecture (non-school related)? What was the topic? Was it an interesting lecture?
i went to a lecture last year in the centre of my nearest town (Rotherham, South Yorks UK). It was by a philosopher (Julian Baggini) who had decided to live in Rotherham for six months, as it was demographically the most typical town in England. He had mixed with all the people he could and then written a book about his experiences (Everytown) The lecture was very good. i bought a copy of the...
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My partner spends hours on the computer every day after work. He's not very much involved in household activities or much else for that matter. Should I be worried?
Yes you should. Tell him to turn it off, but not necessarily in order to do household activities. Involve him with fun activities, like taking the dog for a walk with you, or going out somewhere you would both enjoy. then he will most likely be a lot happier to join in with less appealing activities with you by his side giving help and encouragement.
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What is the longest possible complete sentence?
William drew in a deep breath and began to chant the word "poppycock" an infinite number of times. (Here it comes now) He went "poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock, poppycock,...
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Do you like pub-height dining tables? Why or why not?
No... when you knock some of your petit pois off your plate and they roll off the edge of your table, you have to go a long way down to pick them up. "Leave them till later" I hear you say. No way, thats how you end up treading on them because you forgot that they were there.
Petits pois! Bah! Peas I calls 'em.
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What, in your opinion, is the most important feature of the Internet?
The ability to meet a beautiful woman online and become a central part of her life! (It should only happen the once though.)
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What is your favorite line or quote from a movie? Why?
Theres loads of great lines in "Coolhand Luke"
My personal favourites are:
"With a body like that she's GOTTA be called Lucille"
and
"Mmmm leather upholstry.... best smell in the world, save pussy"
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Has anyone ever had an out of body experience?
I wasn't particularly thinking of narcotics or extended periods outside of the body. Once I crashed my bicycle into a car and was thrown over the car with the bike behind me. I saw the whole thing from above, including the bike landing on my back. Then i was back in my normal perspective, looking through my eyes.
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Are you a time traveler from the future?
No. I am from 1961.
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There are lots of racists people in the world. Why is this? What are you other than a small brained cock or vagina?
Just speaking anatomically there's plenty of me other than brain and cock. I prefer to think of myself as a big hearted stomach.
As for those racists, that's just ignorance. We need to get more of those cocks and fannies into schools early on and get them to learn to accept one another.
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Why is it that only during the month of December we are blessed to hear the amazing vocal talent of Johnny Mathis?
because our eardrums would simply collapse with the unadulterated pleasure of hearing his beautiful voice every month of the year. If you don't believe ne, ask his wife (but you would have to learn sign language in order to do so) or try a simple experiment with a Mathis CD (not reccomended.
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Is it just me or have Creme Eggs gotten smaller?
Sorry to have to break it to you, but your mouth is getting bigger.
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Why edge of SIM is cut from one side?
To make it impossible to place it upside down or the wrong way around
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I am a bisexual woman, and lately I have found my self highly attracted to transgendered men. I have been tol that many tg are only attracted to men but this doesnt stop my attraction. What should I do
1. Let as many transgendered men as you can know about your feelings of attraction to them.
2. Go with their responses
3. Keep an online blog of your experiences
4. Make the URL to your blog available to answerbaggers
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Why couldnt the bike stand up on its own?
It is top heavy. the centre of gravity is too high. This is because of the handlebars, and the fact that the frame is heavy and held off the ground by wheels which are lighter and only toch the ground with a small surface area. Possible solutions: really wide whheels or stabilisers.
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What is the filthiest word you know? Use it in a sentence!
Felch.
As Bruce Wayne raced for the pole that would take him to the batcave he wiped Dick Grayson's felch from his chin.
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Which of the following is a run on sentence A. the house was owned by the mayor B. mike joined the army and he became more disciplined during the training C. karen' s uncle arrives tomorrow she wants to see him D.we like to take a walk after dinner
C
it should be two sentences: Karen's uncle arrives tomorrow. She wants to see him.
or one sentence with an appropriate conjunction: Karen's uncle arrives tomorrow and she wants to see him. karen's uncle arrives tomorrow because she wants to see him
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When a dry food falls on your own house floor, would you mind to pick it up, blow over it like kinda dusting it and eat it?
Almost always, and not always dry food either (if no one is looking). I once saw my dad pull a long piece of spaghetti out of the plughole of the kitchen sink after he had poured away the washing up water and he threw back his head and ate it like a connoseur. Wow! I was both disgusted and impressed at the same time
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Can you think of a famous film, and insert the word 'crevice' ? Many thanks.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Crevice
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Crevice
Confessions of a Crevice Cleaner
The Never Ending Crevice
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Crevice
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What do you make of The Eurovision Song Contest? Keep it or scrap it? And does your country ever win?
I'm English, and I don't believe that we have won it in ages. (was it Cliff Richards as a young man the last time? or was it Bucks Fizz?) To be honest I haven't watched it for years, but I think it would be a shame to see it go. It is one thing that reminds us that we are part of a wider continent, and although the music is generally poppy and trivial, there is a lot to be said...
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Does thought contains energy?
WARNING Very waffly answer that I am making up as I go along.
I would imagine that a thought uses energy, but to say that therefore it contains energy would be a bit of a jump.
Thoughts physically exist as electrical impulses in the brain. So there must be some energy to make them work. Perhaps all this energy is used up as we have the thought, or as we make the connection between synapses....
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What is the meaning of the title, "Ars Poetica"?
Someone who has such a beautiful bottom that people who see it are moved to compose verses in tribute to it. (Kylie Minogue apparently has this title)
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What is the name of out fourth president?
James Madison
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If you were in heat you couldnt masturbate and the only thing left on earth was a dog what would do??=)
Take it for a walk and think about something else
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Does your partner understand your obsession with AB?
She is beginning to understand now that she is getting addicted too
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What is your favourite kind of cereal?
microwave porridge. Apple and blackberry flavour. ready in 2 mins 30 sec. But I set it to 2.40 coz then it is a bit thicker
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My daughter, 19, is permanently disabled. She receives Social Security. Do we submit this income on our taxes? Can we claim her as a dependent still?
I can only give you my understanding of the situation in the UK. She has her own income and is therefore financially independent. Thus you cannot claim for her as a dependent, but you do not have to submit the income in your tax return because it is technically not yours.
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When there is a bug in your house, do you feel bad and put it outside or do you kill it?
I generally rescue them and get a brilliant feeling of oneness with nature and gained karma. But then sometimes there are just too many, like when I lifted that mop up in the bathroom that time and there were HUNDREDS and I got the red mist and it was KILL KILL KILL.
By the way... that was long ago in a different house. I live somewhere totally clean now. But I am still working off the bad...
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Why is it the children who tell more lies are always the ones to get better grades in school?
Same reason as they often progress to be politicians, and the worst of them usually get to lead their countries.
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What sport would medusa (from greek mythology) like to play?
Are we talking about medusa with snakes in her hair and anyone who looks at her gets turned into a pillar of stone?
If so then she would have difficulty getting someone to play with. Perhaps she should try some turn taking game like darts or snooker or crown green bowling. then the person she was playing wouldn't have to look at her and could even be out of the room or in the clubhouse...
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
Little Willy Cougar
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Do you devastate lyrically levitate then radiate centrifical forces that regulate the hate? 0_O
as long as you keep a handle on the balance wheel and watch the pressure you will do just fine
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Is your persona on Answerbag you or your alter ego?
Oops... I am always posting comments in the answer box and then being unable to delete them.
best just apologise... and add... it is my alter ego... with plenty of me in there.
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Anyone ever woken up and not been able to tell if your awake or asleep... but its like someone shut off the link to your brain and your body. like your paralyzed? but just for like what seems to a 20 seconds or less?
this has happened to me a number of times, although it doesn't happen regularly. One time I was convinced that I was paralyzed but managed to roll out of bed and drag myself through to the next room where my friend were sitting and talking. I was trying to shout out, but all i could do was make zombie type noises (really) Every time I got through the door I realized that I was still in bed...
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I've officially lost my sense of humour (seriously). How can i get it back? :/
My suggestions would be as follows: Change your nickname to something less confrontational. Reduce the amount of confrontation in what you do and say, and smile more. Look for the amusing in people rather than the annoying.
However they are only suggestions, feel free to say FUK Q now that you have read them.
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Do you look as good as your avatar does in real life?
I look exactly the same as my avatar in real life
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Can you add a 20% gratuity to a credit card if the customer forgot to close the tab?
I think that would be a little bit naughty if not illegal
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Http://www.timeanddate.com/time/ Do you think this site is useful?
Its not bad at all.
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Name one song that has the word Smile in it?
Come up and see me (make me smile) - Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel
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Do you ever provide answers to your own questions?
Yes I do
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Do you think a list of "favourite poets" will contain more dead people than a list of "favourite novelists"?
Yes... mainly because modern novels are more popular than modern poems.. look at the paperbacks in the local supermarket.. not many poetry collections lots of novels. Most of the poets that lots of people have heard of are dead. (Wordsworth, Chaucer, Shakespeare, byron, keats.) Whilst there are plenty of popular dead novelists (Dickens, Austen, Agatha Christie, HG Wells, Edgar Allen Poe) There...
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Is "Tutti Frutti" a type of ice cream or a rock and roll song
thanks for clearing that up for me... No doubt you will be thrilled to note that I have awarded you the second point :)
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Is "Tutti Frutti" a type of ice cream or a rock and roll song
cheers... now I know I shall award you my second point. ( I can't imagine how happy that will make you) :)
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If your balls are dead do they rot?
Not at all, they are like special seeds, long after we die they continue to live on, giving off a soft warm glow. The magic within them is a source of vitality for the earth in the immediate vicinity of where we are buried.
In the case of cremation this is true of every speck of ash from each of our balls, some of which rises to the sky from the crematorium chimney and gives an added lustre...
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Why do we fart?
Because Adam and Eve ate from the apple offered by the serpent and were cast out of paradise
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I did an essay about how the world of Fahrenheit 451 and the world in which we live in today is similar! WHAT SHOULD MY TITLE BE???!! [help!]
Farenheit 2008
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What is your favorite song from the 1970s?
All the young Dudes... Written by David Bowie... but as performed by Mott the hoople
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Tarot Card readers, without knowing my question, would you please draw a card for me and tell the first thing that pops into your mind?
the four of cups... your peace has been disturbed
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What racial steriotype fits you best?
Liberal honky pinko.
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What is a ball bag? Is it something you play with?
Its slang for a scrotum, and yes it is. (but I suspect that you knew that before you asked the question you saucy tinker)
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In one word, How would describe your child?
delightful
(and that applies equally to both of them)
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Where is the first place you gain weight?
MacDonalds
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If Chuck Norris got into a fight with Chuck Norris from a parallel world, who would win, and why?
My first thought was that it would be bound to be a tie. They would both collapse exhausted at exactly the same point. But then the whole point about paralell universes are that they have small differences. Maybe one of the Chuck Norrises would be significantly less capable than the other. Maybe one would be an alcoholoic, or one would by psyched out on steroids and that would affect the...
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Does anyone know why Google has there name spelled out in Lego like letters today?
Its the 50th anniversary of the invention of lego
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What would you do if your hair was made from macaroni and you had Harry Potter for a hand?
I would get my hand to cast a spell which made my hair more sustainable and hair like.
Then I would see about organising some sort of separation and return of a useful hand that was under my own control again.
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Do you read every single comment that is posted to your questions?
Yes I do... I usually reply to them too. not that I get many... If I provoked hundreds of responses I suppose that it would become impractical... but I enjoy them so far.
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Whats the difference between a suit and a tuxedo? (No lame jokes please :P )
tuxedo is very formal... usually black, worn with white shirt and bow tie.
suit need not be so formal... you can wear a casual suit, and any sort of tie with it or not at all.
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What is your opinion of a black christian having a serious relationship with a indian hindu
I hope that they are very happy together
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If someone's question is clearly marked "fetishes," why the hell can't the Answerbag administration file it automatically into adult answerbag?
I'm not sure... What if a child asked what a fetish was... Would that not merit an attempt at a child friendly answer in a location where they could read it. ( something along the lines of liking something a lot for no reason )
Anyway... Are you my long lost brother? ... we look so alike.
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Why do guys never tell you exactly what they are thinking. Its starting to bother me; even though i know all guys do it.
because it is usually something totally irrelevant, football statistics or the five greatest CDs of all time, or computer problems etc. They KNOW you will be offended if they realise that you are thinking about that when they are with you. And they can't make up a convincing lie quick enough...
Well that's true in my case anyway
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If you pick your nose, where does the booger usually end up?
under my chair, or on the sole of my shoe
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Who is the most attractive person you have ever met?
Judith Helen Ware
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Does mass conformity lead to the loss of individuality?
I think that it almost certainly does. I say almost certainly, because there are always those people who will react to mass conformity by rebelling against it and becoming stridently individual.
In these days of multinational corporations, it sometimes seems that even the means of asserting individuality are provided for us an therefore a bit paradoxical (how can you assert your...
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Can someone please explain to me the basic theory of evolution? I'm pro-creation, but I think it's only fair to examine and/or study both sides of the argument.
Creatures that are more able to survive live longer and have more offspring.
Occasionally creatures are born with some difference to the other creatures of their species. This difference helps them to survive, so they live longer and have more offspring.
The offspring of these creatures will be more likely to have the difference.
Thi is a slow process taking millions of years, but...
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Where did the phrase, "For Pete's sake" come from. Seriously who is Pete and why should we care so much about his sake.
It is an english phrase, Pete may be Saint Peter, who is traditionally regarded as the gatekeeper at heaven. So if you are enjoining someone to do something you might remind them that when they stand before the pearly gates, they do not want St peter to point out to them that they are not allowed in because they failed in some duty or were lacking in some way.
"For Pete's sake,...
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Which do you prefer? Nightgowns or pajamas?
I prefer to sleep naked
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At what age did you start to swallow pills?
depends what you mean... I can remember being given vitamin pills and junior asprin at quite an early age, maybe some of the real early ones were chewed, they had flavours for that.. but I can remember being given headache pills with a drink quite young... maybe five or six.
If you mean when did I start to take pills on a regular prescribed basis.. never without a bottle or a blister pack by...
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Who should get the most points? The person asking the question or the one answering it?
That would depend on the quality of the question and on the quality of the answer.
If they were of equal quality I would go with the answerer getting the most points, because they are providing the service. But if that service is poorly performed then they should get fewer points.
However If someone asks a really good question that lots of people would like to know the answer to, then...
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A friend has accused me of stealing a camera on a visit to her apartment. i would never do that. I am actually insulted. what would you respond to her with in a text message.
I DDNT STL UR CMRA
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Do you think there are too many broken hearts in the world?
Yes... cause there's too many dreams can be broken in two
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Can you describe your butt in one word?
bootylicious
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What is round on the ends and high in the middle?
OHIO
As sung in the Devo Song "Jocko Homo" back in about 1977
Classic track
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How did you feel to know that roger waters and david gilmore were able to put their differences aside and perform on stage together despite the court battles and ego busting?
it was most excellent.
I would have liked to have seen Syd there too though.
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Have you ever seduced down a door?
seducing doors down is very diffficult, I have tried it many times, but have only once been successful. I was pretty drunk and quite horny at the time. I just kept talking to the door and admiring its panels, hinges and other bits. I can't really remember when I turned my attention to its knob, but I know that I must have. Anyway, eventually, and to my amazement, it came down. A week later...
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Big School or Small School? And why?
I think that the smaller the class size the better the education. The students get a more personalised service from the teachers and relationships are better because of it. Therefore I would go for the small school, with a high staff/student ratio.
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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?
What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants?
Your Mum!
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What are some things in everyday life that you consider beautiful?
clouds
trees
you have to stop and look at them properly for a few minutes.
trees are beautiful from a distance and close up. Looking up through on on a sunny day with a bit of a breeze is excellent
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Can you answer my question?
Of course I can. This is my answer right here.
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According to the song, the man who killed whom was the bravest of them all?
Liberty Valance
The man who shot liberty valence
Gene Pitney made the song famous
http://www.norbyhus.dk/valance.html
John Otway used to do a good version
The 1962 film starred John Wayne, James Stewart and Lee Marvin
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056217/plotsummary
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How many points does it take to level up?
four points.
I am totally obsessed and it is not healthy
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People may tell you to f*ck off, they may say p*ss off; no one ever says c*nt off - why? Is it because it sounds to much like a demand for a cliterectomy - like what the African girls did suffer in the Color Purple?
F*ck and p*ss are verbs as well as nouns, so you can do them as you leave. C*nt is only a noun. So you could no more c*nt off than you could chair off or house off or candle off
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Whats your favourite song of all time?
It changes reularly... but one that I keep coming back to is "All the Young Dudes" written by David Bowie, Recorded best by Mott the Hoople
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If you could do one last thing before you knew you were going to die, what would that be? (provided that you've already said goodbye to your loved ones)
shoot up some good quality heroin (Well, I'm not going to get addicted am I?) and get a couple of big fat naked women to cuddle me whilst I slip away.
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Have a quick search down the sides of all your comfy chairs and sofas. How much money did you find? Take it and put it in a charity box that you have not put money into before. Then tell me what the charity was.
I rustled up £1.35, by doing the chairs, sofa, old jackets and in the car. It took me a while to find a charity box, but in the end it went to the bluebell wood children's hospice in South Yorkshire
www.bluebellwood.org
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How can you get rid of a wart that has been on my face (its on top of the eye) for 2 years? Tried the ''Freezing'' solution but didnt work. And how can i cure my spots that has been growing on my forehead? It never stops so it leaves an ugly scar.
I saw this on the telly about thirty years ago....
You get a piece of raw meat, it only needs to be a small piece, and you hold it against the wart for ten minutes. Then you dig a small hole in your garden, or in a field or anywhere. Then you hold the meat in your hand and say to it... "I viggy thee, I viggy thee, I viggy, viggy, viggy thee." Then you drop the meat into the hole and...
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There are two planes a & b. If we transfer 35 people from a to b then number of passengers doubles in b, if we transfer 35 from b to a then passengers equal in both planes. How many people are in each plane?
Thanks for the six points (whoever it was) but I think that I was wrong, I now have the correct answer. The question could be phrased better though... but I'll leave that job to someone else..
The answer is that at the beginning there are
175 people in a 210 people in b.
After 35 are transferred from a to be there are
140 people in a 280 people in b...
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Which question would you prefer not to be asked?
Will you sniff my finger and tell me what it smells of
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Should I worry about the pus-filled spots my boxer has developed on the bottom of his lips, chin, and chest?
Hell yes... poor little critter must be in some discomfort
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Why are we a world obsessed by what other people think of us?
We are social beings and crave approval. I suppose it is built into our survival kit. We are fairly puny animals compared to the predators that would eat us and the dangers nature provides. We need to work together to survive, and we will only help one another if we basically like one another.
Someone unpopular and cast out by the rest of society has a lower chance of survival.
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What is your favourite emotional state?
a little light melancholy served with a side order of hope
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There are two planes a & b. If we transfer 35 people from a to b then number of passengers doubles in b, if we transfer 35 from b to a then passengers equal in both planes. How many people are in each plane?
There is no answer to this unless you have phrased it wrongly...
The best stab I can have is that there are 35 people in both planes... If you transfer 35 people from A to B then there will be 70 in B twice what there was...
If you then transfer 35 back from B to A there will be 35 in each plane again... equal.
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Is anybody thier
I am heir
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If your a qualified tarot reading or practice any divination, can you do one for me please?
You are basically an honest soul who is a little bewildered about their role in the world. Although you have a number of people who think very highly of you and would be willing to become closer to you, you put up barriers due to some deep mistrust inside you and are not entirely prepared to let anyone in. You should trust more in others and take more risks. You could help this process by...
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Today my mother overheard me cursing a blue streak and told me I have a "potty mouth". Do you have a potty mouth? Or do naughty words NEVER pass your lips?
I love swearing me, the harder the better, and anyone who calls swearing having a potty mouth is a little bit childish in my humble opinion.
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What do you think about this video? Do you think its authentic, or not? (not for the faint of heart) see answer.
Wow. Yes, sadly I do think that it is authentic. I remember sneaking in to see that film (Savage Man, Savage Beast) when I was about 16... which would make it about 1977. I had tried to track it down on the net since, but never found it and was beginning to think that I had imagined the whole thing. To this day, I have never been in a cinema where more people have walked out. There were many...
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Would rather be a sea pirate or a space pirate?
Why?
Space pirate... dying through exposure to a vacuum is quicker than drowning
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Who owns the moon?
You can buy an acre here.
http://www.paramountzone.com/moon.htm
I'm not sure of the legality of it, I think that there are other places you can do it too
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You've developed a nervous twitch in your eye that makes you wink at people whenever you make eye contact....what do you name this horrible new affliction?
Winkers cramp?
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What are the 2 most important qualities a person should have <preferably long answers explaining the answer and no profane answers please>
humility and curiosity
I think
(not necessarily in that order)
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Have you ever danced on stage, as an adult, in front of a live audience?
I refer the right honorable gentleman to my answer to the previous question
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2093030
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Assuming the odds of coincedence are equal to those of miracles or even psychic phenomena.. how do we distinguish between the two? Which begs to question is there any such thing as coincedence? Is there any such thing as a miracle?
Coincidences are much more likely to happen than miracles. A miracle (such as turning water into wine) is not likely to happen very often (if at all) but a coincidence (such as two people who happen to share the same birthday answering this question) is quite possible and coincidences only vary by probability.
Pshychic phenomena (such as telepathy) is a different category. There may be...
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Whats worse ciggarettes or marijuana? iv heard ciggarettes are but im not so sure
In my opinion, cigarettes are very harmful, because nicotine is a poison and it is also very addictive.
As most people smoke marijuana by mixing it with tobacco, then marijuana is very harmful for the same reason
However, if you eat it (baked into cookies or mixed with some other food) then you do not get the harmful effects of the nicotine.
In my book that makes it less harmful....
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Have you ever had a past life regression?
Yes, but sadly I was not Napoleon or a roman centurian or a jet fighter pilot or anything interesting. I worked in an office in Birmingham in the first part of the 20th century, lived alone and died of hypothermia.
Strangely enough I have an intense dislike (almost fear) of being cold.
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Who has the sexiest avatar on answerbag?
I would think that it would have to be me! What do you say?
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..I think may be sin, or have this feeling that it is, then the verse mathew 29-30 is stuck in my head that I must punish myself for all things that I do that are sin, because if i relax and dont worry or give myself these headaches and body aches thenI..
Really, you need to relax.
If you are religious and worried about sins, see a priest and get absolution.
If you are just worried, and not particularly religious, see a doctor, anxiety can be a form of mental illness.
Otherwise, unless you have seriously hurt someone, forget about it.
If you have seriously hurt someone, apologise to them. Thic might be hard to do, but it might sort...
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You give points because: You feel generous? It made you laugh? It's your pal? Feel obligated? Reward? Stupid question? Earned? It's nonsense? Vindictive? Last but not least, why do you give an answer but don't rate the question?
I give points to questions and answers that are thought provoking, entertaining, or that make me laugh. I like the ones that make me laugh the best. I am sorry that I cant give some questions and answers more points, but I can only give out one at a time.
______________________________________________________
I answered this question but didn't award points
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When I was a child I saw everthing in black or white, right or wrong. What happened to make you realize in life there are shades of gray? Or did you never go that route?
I suppose it was watching lots of star trek. (And no... I am not a "Trekkie")
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Is the sense of humour lost on some people? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/388123
is that supposed to be funny?
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Do you think that you have a special ability that nobody else does, if so, what?
I can (sometimes) turn a tennis ball inside out without puncturing it.
(really)
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Have you ever ignored a problem, thinking irrationally that it would just go away?
Yes although its not often considered to be the right thing to do.
I think that my poliicy with some problems is to ignore them for as long as I possibly can. Quite often they sort themselves out before I have to face them.
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If you had just turned 30 and were still single, would you lower your standards in fear you'll be alone forever?
Depends what your standards are:
It seems odd to think of setting someone against some sort of a checklist before you would consider going out with them. If you are attracted to someone.. go with the feeling, and see what happens.
Some people might have unrealistic standards: A man who would be considered less than good looking might say to himself "I won't date anyone who is...
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What annoying thing, or pet peeve do you have, annoys you SO much that you would make it a crime, if you could?
amongst my pet dislike's is using apostrophe's unecessarily. I saw a hand made sign for mar's bar's in a shop once. Whoever did that ought to have got at least six year's hard labour.
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Oh no, I didn't catch the ball in the cup, But why is that Ok?
Presumably because you didn't hurt anyone or cause anyone any serious inconvenience, and you have enough self respect not to get too down in the dumps about it, and well... keep on trying, you will manage it sooner or later if it is important enough to you.
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Do you ever feel that people just use answerbag® to get their homework done?
I'm sure of it, and to be honest, I don't think that it is necessarily a bad thing. Obviously cutting and pasting an entire answerbag answer, printing it out and handing it in is not a good idea, but kids who care would know to take anything that they got from here with caution. If answers point them in the right direction or give them ideas on how to tackle an essay then they are...
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What color was your very first car?
British racing green - and it was only a couple of years younger than me (and I was 30 at the time)
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Do you like slade or did you?
This is a photo of me which illustrates just how much I like slade
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Some past events that affected me DIRECTLY have caused me to hate certain nationalities, the britains and pakis to be specific, eventhough I am one of them. I know its a psychological disorder, so how do I get out of it? Can i seek therapy?
You could just go to see a doctor and tell them that you were having irrational feelings of hatred towards people. The doc may suggest counselling, particularly if you gave details of the specific past events that have caused you to have these feelings.
I suppose the good thing is that you already realise that these feelings are a disorder, so you are half way to doing something about it.
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What effect are fast food restaurants having on the uk?.
They are providing a cheap source of food which whilst it may not be nutritious, allows people to stay in retail areas for longer periods thus spending more money through impulse buying.
They are lowering people's expectations of quality food.
They are squeezing out independent take away food outlets (whan did you last buy a sandwich from a family run business)
They are causing...
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Do you drink tea
Yes I drink tea. But just the other day I was told that you shouldn't drink tea whilst eating a meal as the tannin prevents your body absorbing all the nutrients. That has spoiled my breakfasts a bit.
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What do you think The Queen carries in her handbag?
I understand that it is a colostomy bag.... really.
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Answer to:
What is something you would hate to find in the swimming pool you and your friends were swimming in?
Michael Barrymore
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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see?
Keep off the grass
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Answer to:
What is your favorite line in a movie?
With a body like that she's GOTTA be called Lucille.
Coolhand Luke
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