Answerbag: Radulski's answers

Answer to Can you type your name with your nose?

Fri, 08 May 2009 11:48:02 -0700

Can you type your name with your nose?

No. How did you type the question mark?

Answer to What is unchanging in this changing world?

Fri, 08 May 2009 11:46:35 -0700

What is unchanging in this changing world?

Man's ability to find new ways to waste his time.

Answer to Are you staring at my neck brace? : )

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:03:06 -0800

Are you staring at my neck brace? : )

Yes. Are you looking at my wooden leg?

Answer to How many actually have changed a flat tire? If not do you call a friend or someone in the business?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:57:40 -0800

How many actually have changed a flat tire? If not do you call a friend or someone in the business?

I have. It's no problem at all. Directions are usually on the jack that came with your car.

Answer to What do you do for a living? Do you work full- time or part-time? Are you a student?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:53:31 -0800

What do you do for a living? Do you work full- time or part-time? Are you a student?

I'm a writer.

Answer to Kings, queens, presidents and prime ministers, rock stars, movie stars, literary legends and sporting heroes, fashion icons, world-respected scientists, the great, the good, the amazing and the exceptional – what do they all have in common?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:50:58 -0800

Kings, queens, presidents and prime ministers, rock stars, movie stars, literary legends and sporting heroes, fashion icons, world-respected scientists, the great, the good, the amazing and the exceptional – what do they all have in common?

Luck.

Answer to What's the best game you've ever played? ( ding dong ditch, monopoly, hide and seek,etc.)

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:35:07 -0700

What's the best game you've ever played? ( ding dong ditch, monopoly, hide and seek,etc.)

I absolutely loved Oblivion. That game ate at least three months of my life.

Answer to What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:34:48 -0700

What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?

That you can support my writing habit AND get something fun to read simply by purchasing my fantasy novels... :)

Answer to Which one word gives you the creeps?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:40:01 -0700

Which one word gives you the creeps?

It doesn't really give me the creeps, but I've always thought "Vagina" sounds awfully dangerous. "Check out the teeth on that Vagina!" for example. Sounds like something the Crocodile Hunter (RIP) would have handled with varying stages of disrespect......

Answer to What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:33:33 -0700

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What's a klonde bar? I'd run a spellcheck on your question for a klondike bar.

Answer to My parents are technically still married, but in the process of getting a divorce. Do I still say Happy Anniversary?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:30:23 -0700

My parents are technically still married, but in the process of getting a divorce. Do I still say Happy Anniversary?

Only if you're a sarcastic a$$hole. :)

Answer to What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:49:52 -0700

What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone?

Here lies _____. If you listen close enough, you can still hear [him/her] complain.

Answer to What would be a great ingredient to mix into a "silly" salad?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:47:52 -0700

What would be a great ingredient to mix into a "silly" salad?

Chocolate covered pretzels

Answer to If you were served rubbish food in a restaurant, what would you do?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:45:05 -0700

If you were served rubbish food in a restaurant, what would you do?

If the restaurant was dirty AND the food was bad, I'd leave. This just happened to me on Tuesday, actually. :)

Answer to If you were a tornado where would you first touch down at?

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:08:12 -0700

If you were a tornado where would you first touch down at?

My office. No doubt. Before working hours, of course.

Answer to Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:22:48 -0700

Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?

Yes. My mother does that. All the time. I have to admit that I've been known to use Val-Martz.

Answer to Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:22:04 -0700

Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?

My mom does it all the time. I'm guilty of the Val-martz.

Answer to Does anyone have any creative ideas for getting teens out of bed in the morning? I'd like to try something new. Funny stories welcome!

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 11:20:22 -0700

Does anyone have any creative ideas for getting teens out of bed in the morning? I'd like to try something new. Funny stories welcome!

Throw a little crushed ice on them, or snow, if it's in season.

Answer to Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:38:19 -0700

Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.

Gina Gershon slept with a Clinton, all right... HILLARY CLINTON!

Answer to Are you an angry drunk?

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:31:18 -0700

Are you an angry drunk?

Nope. I'm a fun drunk... Unless I've had too many. Then, I'm a sleep on the floor drunk.

Answer to Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:25:56 -0700

Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.

Angelina Jolie Shags Bat Boy!

Answer to What is the worst thing you could say right before proposing marriage?

Thu, 29 May 2008 12:29:50 -0700

What is the worst thing you could say right before proposing marriage?

"I know that my divorce to your mother hasn't finalized yet, and that it's illegal in most states, but..."

Answer to Do you come to Answerbag to negate other people's opinions and condone nonsense answers?

Tue, 13 May 2008 11:44:44 -0700

Do you come to Answerbag to negate other people's opinions and condone nonsense answers?

I condone nonsense answers to some nonsense questions...

Answer to Has there ever been anything (or anyone) that it seems that everyone finds funny, yet you are the only one who doesn't?

Mon, 05 May 2008 06:40:49 -0700

Has there ever been anything (or anyone) that it seems that everyone finds funny, yet you are the only one who doesn't?

Dane Cook.

Answer to Describe a love WORD starting with R

Mon, 05 May 2008 06:37:49 -0700

Describe a love WORD starting with R

Rapture!

Answer to Why do today’s armies wear dull-colored uniforms?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:15:38 -0700

Why do today’s armies wear dull-colored uniforms?

I suppose because garish uniforms are a surefire way to get shot.

Answer to Who wear the hottest uniform?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:11:35 -0700

Who wear the hottest uniform?

I've always been partial to the naughty nurse.

Answer to If Hell had a jukebox, what song would it be playing?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:36:08 -0700

If Hell had a jukebox, what song would it be playing?

The song from the abused animals commercial - - the Sarah McLachlan one. Through the Eyes of the Angels, or whatever it's called. That, or Cat Stevens entire catalogue.

Answer to What is the stupidest reality show you have seen?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:07:34 -0700

What is the stupidest reality show you have seen?

Temptation Island was vile.

Answer to If AB offered you a job to answer questions all day long at the rate of $1 per point, would you accept the position?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:40:40 -0700

If AB offered you a job to answer questions all day long at the rate of $1 per point, would you accept the position?

Of course!!!

Answer to What do I do if I've fallen out of love with my husband of 11 years?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:38:19 -0700

What do I do if I've fallen out of love with my husband of 11 years?

Respect him enough to tell him the truth. Be honest before you do something stupid (like cheat.)

Answer to We have had the "bronze age" and "iron age" what age will historians call the one we live in now?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:32:55 -0700

We have had the "bronze age" and "iron age" what age will historians call the one we live in now?

iAge

Answer to Are you proud of your AB Profile and hoping members stop by to read your words?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:03 -0700

Are you proud of your AB Profile and hoping members stop by to read your words?

I think mine is appropriate. I used to have more there, but I decided to change it...

Answer to Should George Lucas make any more Star Wars movies?

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:27:33 -0700

Should George Lucas make any more Star Wars movies?

No. He should produce and hand the reigns over to other writers and filmmakers. He wants to do other things anyway, so he should! :)

Answer to Is podcasting a novel with added sound effects and funky character voices a corruption of literature and the reading experience?

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:07:50 -0700

Is podcasting a novel with added sound effects and funky character voices a corruption of literature and the reading experience?

I guess it depends on whose novel it is... Performing your own novel is never a corruption.

Answer to What is causing the mystery lights over Arizona and Florida?

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:14:59 -0700

What is causing the mystery lights over Arizona and Florida?

Here's a link to the news article. It doesn't mention Florida, but Florida was mentioned in tandem with this story over at the Drudge Report... http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-phoenixlights,0,319534.story

Answer to Who is the "Sweet Jane" I've heard about in several classic rock songs?

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:21:34 -0700

Who is the "Sweet Jane" I've heard about in several classic rock songs?

It's pot.

Answer to Assume you have a bondage dungeon. You are selling your home. How would the Realtor describe that room?

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:24:04 -0700

Assume you have a bondage dungeon. You are selling your home. How would the Realtor describe that room?

"An intimate detention center outfitted with only the finest in leather embellishments and stainless steel fixtures."

Answer to What's the funniest movie quote you can think of?

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:46:50 -0700

What's the funniest movie quote you can think of?

You're the vulgarian, you f*ck! - A Fish Called Wanda.

Answer to What are your thoughts on this image? (see answer)

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:05:49 -0700

What are your thoughts on this image? (see answer)

WOW! That's quite the shot... Very 'Basic Instinct.'

Answer to Would you like to say CONGRATULATIONS to Ec-nal(YO) He is a SAGE!!!!!!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:56:21 -0700

Would you like to say CONGRATULATIONS to Ec-nal(YO) He is a SAGE!!!!!!

Nice work! I have only 3 stupid points to contribute, but you can take them! Enjoy yourself! And enjoy the bag!!!

Answer to Dears, i would like to get pictures of jesus christ our Lord, for our local churches in Iran, can you help us ? God bless you, Jamsheed Fard

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:54:26 -0700

Dears, i would like to get pictures of jesus christ our Lord, for our local churches in Iran, can you help us ? God bless you, Jamsheed Fard

Here he is...

Answer to Is Barney the illegitimate love child of Grimace and the Cookie Monster?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:43:50 -0700

Is Barney the illegitimate love child of Grimace and the Cookie Monster?

That makes a whole lot of sense to me. Yes! What a sick video that would make...

Answer to Has anyone else ever had prophetic dreams?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:36:47 -0700

Has anyone else ever had prophetic dreams?

I have. Once, I dreamed that a friend of mine died in a car accident. It happened the very next day... That was many, many years ago. I haven't had an actual 'episode' for a long while, now. I think it has a lot to do with getting older and not being as emotionally sensitive...

Answer to Who do you taunt the most?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:57:07 -0700

Who do you taunt the most?

Old people. They're easy targets and they don't hit that hard.

Answer to How do you trust someone who has consistently broken that trust?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:53:04 -0700

How do you trust someone who has consistently broken that trust?

You vote them back into office, of course.

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Texas"? And where are you from please?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:50:58 -0700

First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Texas"? And where are you from please?

Ain't it Cool News. George Bush. Pantera.

Answer to I was listening in on someones telephone conversation and she said "yeah" 13 times in a row. Can someone please hit me in the head with a brick?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:46:21 -0700

I was listening in on someones telephone conversation and she said "yeah" 13 times in a row. Can someone please hit me in the head with a brick?

Yeah.

Answer to What season or weather makes you sing like a Disney character?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:45:13 -0700

What season or weather makes you sing like a Disney character?

Spring! I'm singing right now! My cat is in hell.

Answer to Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:33:58 -0700

Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why

Oppression Rings.

Answer to What do you think about the fact that Barack Obama wants to raise taxes on the "rich" by as much as 10% to help the "poor", but he gave less than 2% of his income last year to charity?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:26:05 -0700

What do you think about the fact that Barack Obama wants to raise taxes on the "rich" by as much as 10% to help the "poor", but he gave less than 2% of his income last year to charity?

He's a very charismatic individual. :)

Answer to Girls. Do you think its weird if a guy wears tightey whities ? Guys. Do you thinks its weird if a girl wears granny panties or bigger briefs?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:21:28 -0700

Girls. Do you think its weird if a guy wears tightey whities ? Guys. Do you thinks its weird if a girl wears granny panties or bigger briefs?

Girls in granny panties... Not such a cool thing. Girls in boxer shorts... very sexy.

Answer to Have you ever written poetry for someone? how does it make you feel to think about it now?

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:18:49 -0700

Have you ever written poetry for someone? how does it make you feel to think about it now?

Sure! I used to write poems quite a bit. Most of the women that I wrote them for really enjoyed them, even if they were complete trash (the poems, not the women.) I write lyrics now for a band called Vomlette. They're really twisted. Don't go looking for them if you are easily...

Answer to Are there any married women in georgia wanting and affair

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:21:41 -0700

Are there any married women in georgia wanting and affair

That's just about the saddest question I've ever seen.

Answer to What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:56:56 -0700

What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of?

Step 1: Put a rat in a metal bowl. Step 2: Tether the bowl to someone's stomach using a thick leather belt or other sturdy method. (Make sure to restrain the victim's arms and legs first, too.) Eventually, the rat will decide that it wants to get out. Unfortunately, it's hard...

Answer to Can u get pregnant while on your menustration cycle?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:51:48 -0700

Can u get pregnant while on your menustration cycle?

Yes. It can happen when you least expect it.

Answer to Who has heard of THE SECRET?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:44:44 -0700

Who has heard of THE SECRET?

I've heard of it. I think Oprah pushed it for a while.

Answer to My fiance buys most of my clothes now and she replaced all my boxers with tightey whities. what should I do ? I feel like im in fifth grade again wearing these.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:38:09 -0700

My fiance buys most of my clothes now and she replaced all my boxers with tightey whities. what should I do ? I feel like im in fifth grade again wearing these.

Ask her to wear those ugly things for a few days. See if she likes it. :)

Answer to Do you believe that GOD created you?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:31:08 -0700

Do you believe that GOD created you?

Sure. He did it to show the world what a wonderful sense of humor He has.

Answer to What was the first song you downloaded from the internet?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:15:46 -0700

What was the first song you downloaded from the internet?

I think it was Rock Lobster. I was making a mix tape to piss off my cousin. (Yeah. I used to make mix tapes.)

Answer to If your wife wore a t-shirt that REALLY turned you on, what would it say?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:14:24 -0700

If your wife wore a t-shirt that REALLY turned you on, what would it say?

Hey, why don't you take off that t-shirt? Haha. But seriously, you're going to have to post a pic or something. I've never seen a really sexy t-shirt.

Answer to What is the best reality show on TV?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:12:57 -0700

What is the best reality show on TV?

I'm ashamed... so ashamed... that I love ROCK OF LOVE. I hated glam music... I'm more a goth/neo-classical/death metal ala Vital Remains kind of guy, but I love watching that stupid ROCK OF LOVE show. It's like heroin for the stupid part of your brain.

Answer to Would you have the common courtesy to give a 'reacharound'? sexual preference is irrelevant.

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:31:29 -0700

Would you have the common courtesy to give a 'reacharound'? sexual preference is irrelevant.

If push came to shove, I'd have to say yes. I'm not selfish.

Answer to Do we ever really get over the one we loved even if they hurt you incerdibly

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:41:37 -0700

Do we ever really get over the one we loved even if they hurt you incerdibly

In my late teens/early twenties, I was involved with a girl that I loved very deeply. She was my first real long-term relationship. When she cheated on me, I thought my world was ending. It broke my heart. For a few years, all I could do was hate. I fell into a deep depression and fostered...

Answer to What is wrong with my dog's leg?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:26:22 -0700

What is wrong with my dog's leg?

It's supposed to be crooked like that.

Answer to Is it likely that some aspects of our moral behavior are influenced by the genetic information we have inherited from our distant ancestors?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:54:54 -0700

Is it likely that some aspects of our moral behavior are influenced by the genetic information we have inherited from our distant ancestors?

I would say so. I read an interesting article about a woman who had had a heart transplant. She started craving things like beer and fried chicken soon afterwards. Turned out, after a bit of research, she found out that the donor of the heart had been a teenage boy who loved beer and chicken...

Answer to Is the reflection in Dick Cheney's sunglasses a naked woman? http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:36:48 -0700

Is the reflection in Dick Cheney's sunglasses a naked woman? http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html

Nope. It's his hand on his... rod.

Answer to Finish this saying: Life is fragile.........

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 06:35:15 -0700

Finish this saying: Life is fragile.........

...don't break it.

Answer to I want to start a pool on which About-to-kick-the bucket celebrity will oblige us next. The prize is a vicious positroll attack from Yours Truly. Post your choices here. Your guess must pass on within 30 days of date guessed. Want in?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:48:55 -0700

I want to start a pool on which About-to-kick-the bucket celebrity will oblige us next. The prize is a vicious positroll attack from Yours Truly. Post your choices here. Your guess must pass on within 30 days of date guessed. Want in?

Let's try Muhammad Ali - - within 30 days from today.

Answer to Guys/Girls...if it were mandatory that you were required to have a second name specific to the opposite sex, what would you choose?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:55:44 -0700

Guys/Girls...if it were mandatory that you were required to have a second name specific to the opposite sex, what would you choose?

I've always liked the name Salma... well, maybe not always. But for a while, now.

Answer to Answerbag...the movie...starring...?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:35:34 -0700

Answerbag...the movie...starring...?

Lots of nervous girls wondering if they are pregnant.

Answer to What song is stuck in your head right now?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:24:12 -0700

What song is stuck in your head right now?

That damn techno song from the Bender Ball commercials. HELP ME GET IT OUT!!!! (swinging glow sticks.)

Answer to Do this quickly, read these next words OUT LOUD, and say the answer straight away:... Bork, Nork, Ork, Lork, Dork, Sork, Nork, Tork...what do you eat soup with?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:22:10 -0700

Do this quickly, read these next words OUT LOUD, and say the answer straight away:... Bork, Nork, Ork, Lork, Dork, Sork, Nork, Tork...what do you eat soup with?

I said fork! Argh!

Answer to Did you know that the steel horse on which Bon Jovi rode was a tour bus, and not a motorcycle?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:06:39 -0700

Did you know that the steel horse on which Bon Jovi rode was a tour bus, and not a motorcycle?

I would have guessed that it WAS a motorcycle. How can he carry a loaded six-string on his back on a bus? He'd crush it... Unless he was standing the whole time.

Answer to Does anyone know of anywhere online where you can play the oregon trail for free?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:00:58 -0700

Does anyone know of anywhere online where you can play the oregon trail for free?

Try this: http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html

Answer to Scientific survey (very serious): On a regular two-way thoroughfare in your jurisdiction, on which side of the street does the traffic go? Right or left?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:12:57 -0700

Scientific survey (very serious): On a regular two-way thoroughfare in your jurisdiction, on which side of the street does the traffic go? Right or left?

Both?

Answer to Have you ever thought of writing a book? (about anything)

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:09:37 -0700

Have you ever thought of writing a book? (about anything)

I've done a little more than thought about it... And it's worth all of the hard work.

Answer to Do you ever wonder if this is all there is?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:08:26 -0700

Do you ever wonder if this is all there is?

Yes. And I seriously hope it's not...

Answer to Should men be allowed to have more than one wife?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:06:38 -0700

Should men be allowed to have more than one wife?

I'm with good ol boy on this one. I'm in a wonderful relationship, but it's hard enough keeping that one going strong without having to worry about any others. Two women? Way too much to think about.

Answer to What first got you addicted to Answerbag?

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:04:11 -0700

What first got you addicted to Answerbag?

The points don't hurt... Time to check my score... :)

Answer to What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:27:46 -0700

What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent

He was a funeral director. I come from a long line of them...

Answer to Saturday, March 29, is Andy777's four-year anniversary on Answerbag. Yes, that's right - four years!! Will you join in the celebration of this remarkable accomplishment by one of Answerbag's all-time most highly respected and well-liked members?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:19:30 -0700

Saturday, March 29, is Andy777's four-year anniversary on Answerbag. Yes, that's right - four years!! Will you join in the celebration of this remarkable accomplishment by one of Answerbag's all-time most highly respected and well-liked members?

Absolutely! Congratulations. Wonderful work. See you around the 'bag... God, that sounds wrong.

Answer to Did anyone notice our lovable Tom47 has become a Sage? Lets get together and wish lots of Congratulations!!!! WELL DONE TOM! XXX

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:16:40 -0700

Did anyone notice our lovable Tom47 has become a Sage? Lets get together and wish lots of Congratulations!!!! WELL DONE TOM! XXX

Congratulations! Does anyone know if there is an Answerbag "Addict" level? If not, there probably should be. :)

Answer to What actor acts the same in every movie?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:07:39 -0700

What actor acts the same in every movie?

Oh, I'm going to get a lot of flack... Al Pacino. I said it! Al Pacino!

Answer to Which movie sequal was the biggest let down? I have to say Ocean's 12.

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:56:33 -0700

Which movie sequal was the biggest let down? I have to say Ocean's 12.

Matrix sequels. Star Wars prequels.

Answer to Is spamming a bad thing?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:14:40 -0700

Is spamming a bad thing?

Yes. It makes you look socially inept.

Answer to What's your favorite vacation ACTIVITY? Is it mostly sports, social, relaxation, curiosity, or learning? (photography, exploring ruins, sitting on the beach, meeting people, studying, drinking, skiing, surfing, kayaking ... what DRAWS you?)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:10:36 -0700

What's your favorite vacation ACTIVITY? Is it mostly sports, social, relaxation, curiosity, or learning? (photography, exploring ruins, sitting on the beach, meeting people, studying, drinking, skiing, surfing, kayaking ... what DRAWS you?)

Hiking, exploring new places (to me), sleeping, writing.

Answer to What is spamming?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:04:58 -0700

What is spamming?

Listen to my stories... Hahahaha. http://music.download.com/ericradulski/3600-8205_32-100541550.html

Answer to Are there any guys on here who don't get turned on by two girls making out?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:56:23 -0700

Are there any guys on here who don't get turned on by two girls making out?

I get turned on by girls doing just about anything. Is that wrong?

Answer to Will you tell me something personal about yourself?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:12:51 -0700

Will you tell me something personal about yourself?

I have to get up in five hours... I think I should go to sleep... But Answerbag is addictive.

Answer to Why is there the need to hide a gift from parents or loved ones behind fictitious, abstract and remote figures like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the tooth Fairy, etc?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:03:21 -0700

Why is there the need to hide a gift from parents or loved ones behind fictitious, abstract and remote figures like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the tooth Fairy, etc?

Santa just makes a better story than you going to Wal-Mart or wherever...

Answer to How do girls pee?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:56:03 -0700

How do girls pee?

They think of a rainbow and wait for the magic pee pony to come from the Land of Distended Bladders, of course. Once he arrives, the magic pee pony flicks his tail and the pee gets sucked right out of the girl's body and squirts straight up into the heavens. That's where stars come...

Answer to When the rapture comes, can I use my jetpack to zoom past everyone to get to the front of the line?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:45:02 -0700

When the rapture comes, can I use my jetpack to zoom past everyone to get to the front of the line?

Sure. Just make sure to get to the front of the right line.

Answer to Why does Satan watch over me when I sleep?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:31:54 -0700

Why does Satan watch over me when I sleep?

Because he loves you more than anyone else in the whole wide world. And there isn't any hockey on that late.

Answer to March, month of the Maestro, this one goes to ...JTeOnTnOa, Who wants to say Congratulations! PLEASE NO POINTS for question

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:23:22 -0700

March, month of the Maestro, this one goes to ...JTeOnTnOa, Who wants to say Congratulations! PLEASE NO POINTS for question

Congratulations!

Answer to Have you taken a Moment and Thanked these Wonderful AB members? It took me a while to notice, But everyone is Special and very Sweet in their own way

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:16:52 -0700

Have you taken a Moment and Thanked these Wonderful AB members? It took me a while to notice, But everyone is Special and very Sweet in their own way

Good point! Thanks everyone. I really have a great time here. You all make me smile - - and I've actually learned quite a bit here.

Answer to RFlagg and his Minty Fresh Lobotomy has made Maestro.. could we all get together and offer him our congratulations? CONGRATS RFLAGG XX

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:15:41 -0700

RFlagg and his Minty Fresh Lobotomy has made Maestro.. could we all get together and offer him our congratulations? CONGRATS RFLAGG XX

Nice job!

Answer to How about a big hand for MrShinyShoes? Our friend MrShinyShoes has just reached Sage! Congratulations on a job well done!

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:13:07 -0700

How about a big hand for MrShinyShoes? Our friend MrShinyShoes has just reached Sage! Congratulations on a job well done!

Have to say congratulations! Good work.

Answer to What is a quick way to put urself in the hospital?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:12:11 -0700

What is a quick way to put urself in the hospital?

Odd question, but I'll bite. One really quick way to get yourself admitted is to take an entire bottle of aspirin. (Don't do this.)

Answer to Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:05:13 -0700

Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥

Congrats Eric! Excellent name, by the way.