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Can you type your name with your nose?
No. How did you type the question mark?
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What is unchanging in this changing world?
Man's ability to find new ways to waste his time.
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Are you staring at my neck brace? : )
Yes. Are you looking at my wooden leg?
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How many actually have changed a flat tire? If not do you call a friend or someone in the business?
I have. It's no problem at all. Directions are usually on the jack that came with your car.
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What do you do for a living? Do you work full- time or part-time? Are you a student?
I'm a writer.
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What's the best game you've ever played? ( ding dong ditch, monopoly, hide and seek,etc.)
I absolutely loved Oblivion. That game ate at least three months of my life.
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What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?
That you can support my writing habit AND get something fun to read simply by purchasing my fantasy novels... :)
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Which one word gives you the creeps?
It doesn't really give me the creeps, but I've always thought "Vagina" sounds awfully dangerous. "Check out the teeth on that Vagina!" for example. Sounds like something the Crocodile Hunter (RIP) would have handled with varying stages of disrespect... "Crickey! Check out the size of that mighty vagina over there. Let's try to get a little closer and...
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
What's a klonde bar? I'd run a spellcheck on your question for a klondike bar.
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My parents are technically still married, but in the process of getting a divorce. Do I still say Happy Anniversary?
Only if you're a sarcastic a$$hole. :)
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What would be a great inscription to put on a whiner's tombstone?
Here lies _____. If you listen close enough, you can still hear [him/her] complain.
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What would be a great ingredient to mix into a "silly" salad?
Chocolate covered pretzels
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If you were served rubbish food in a restaurant, what would you do?
If the restaurant was dirty AND the food was bad, I'd leave. This just happened to me on Tuesday, actually. :)
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If you were a tornado where would you first touch down at?
My office. No doubt. Before working hours, of course.
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Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?
Yes. My mother does that. All the time. I have to admit that I've been known to use Val-Martz.
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Do you or anyone you know refer to Target as Tar-zhay?
My mom does it all the time. I'm guilty of the Val-martz.
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Does anyone have any creative ideas for getting teens out of bed in the morning? I'd like to try something new. Funny stories welcome!
Throw a little crushed ice on them, or snow, if it's in season.
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Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.
Gina Gershon slept with a Clinton, all right... HILLARY CLINTON!
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Are you an angry drunk?
Nope. I'm a fun drunk... Unless I've had too many. Then, I'm a sleep on the floor drunk.
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Write an attention grabbing headline for one of those sleazy tabloids you see at the supermarket.
Angelina Jolie Shags Bat Boy!
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What is the worst thing you could say right before proposing marriage?
"I know that my divorce to your mother hasn't finalized yet, and that it's illegal in most states, but..."
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Do you come to Answerbag to negate other people's opinions and condone nonsense answers?
I condone nonsense answers to some nonsense questions...
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Has there ever been anything (or anyone) that it seems that everyone finds funny, yet you are the only one who doesn't?
Dane Cook.
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Describe a love WORD starting with R
Rapture!
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Why do today’s armies wear dull-colored uniforms?
I suppose because garish uniforms are a surefire way to get shot.
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Who wear the hottest uniform?
I've always been partial to the naughty nurse.
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If Hell had a jukebox, what song would it be playing?
The song from the abused animals commercial - - the Sarah McLachlan one. Through the Eyes of the Angels, or whatever it's called. That, or Cat Stevens entire catalogue.
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What is the stupidest reality show you have seen?
Temptation Island was vile.
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If AB offered you a job to answer questions all day long at the rate of $1 per point, would you accept the position?
Of course!!!
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What do I do if I've fallen out of love with my husband of 11 years?
Respect him enough to tell him the truth. Be honest before you do something stupid (like cheat.)
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We have had the "bronze age" and "iron age" what age will historians call the one we live in now?
iAge
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Are you proud of your AB Profile and hoping members stop by to read your words?
I think mine is appropriate. I used to have more there, but I decided to change it...
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Should George Lucas make any more Star Wars movies?
No. He should produce and hand the reigns over to other writers and filmmakers. He wants to do other things anyway, so he should! :)
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Is podcasting a novel with added sound effects and funky character voices a corruption of literature and the reading experience?
I guess it depends on whose novel it is... Performing your own novel is never a corruption.
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What is causing the mystery lights over Arizona and Florida?
Here's a link to the news article. It doesn't mention Florida, but Florida was mentioned in tandem with this story over at the Drudge Report...
http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-phoenixlights,0,319534.story
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Who is the "Sweet Jane" I've heard about in several classic rock songs?
It's pot.
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Assume you have a bondage dungeon. You are selling your home. How would the Realtor describe that room?
"An intimate detention center outfitted with only the finest in leather embellishments and stainless steel fixtures."
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What's the funniest movie quote you can think of?
You're the vulgarian, you f*ck! - A Fish Called Wanda.
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What are your thoughts on this image? (see answer)
WOW! That's quite the shot... Very 'Basic Instinct.'
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Would you like to say CONGRATULATIONS to Ec-nal(YO) He is a SAGE!!!!!!
Nice work! I have only 3 stupid points to contribute, but you can take them! Enjoy yourself! And enjoy the bag!!!
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Dears, i would like to get pictures of jesus christ our Lord, for our local churches in Iran, can you help us ? God bless you, Jamsheed Fard
Here he is...
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Is Barney the illegitimate love child of Grimace and the Cookie Monster?
That makes a whole lot of sense to me. Yes! What a sick video that would make...
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Has anyone else ever had prophetic dreams?
I have. Once, I dreamed that a friend of mine died in a car accident. It happened the very next day... That was many, many years ago. I haven't had an actual 'episode' for a long while, now. I think it has a lot to do with getting older and not being as emotionally sensitive as children/teens tend to be.
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Who do you taunt the most?
Old people. They're easy targets and they don't hit that hard.
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How do you trust someone who has consistently broken that trust?
You vote them back into office, of course.
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First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Texas"? And where are you from please?
Ain't it Cool News. George Bush. Pantera.
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I was listening in on someones telephone conversation and she said "yeah" 13 times in a row. Can someone please hit me in the head with a brick?
Yeah.
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What season or weather makes you sing like a Disney character?
Spring! I'm singing right now! My cat is in hell.
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Would you or have you ever called french fries "Freedom Fries"? Why
Oppression Rings.
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What do you think about the fact that Barack Obama wants to raise taxes on the "rich" by as much as 10% to help the "poor", but he gave less than 2% of his income last year to charity?
He's a very charismatic individual. :)
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Girls. Do you think its weird if a guy wears tightey whities ?
Guys. Do you thinks its weird if a girl wears granny panties or bigger briefs?
Girls in granny panties... Not such a cool thing. Girls in boxer shorts... very sexy.
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Have you ever written poetry for someone? how does it make you feel to think about it now?
Sure! I used to write poems quite a bit. Most of the women that I wrote them for really enjoyed them, even if they were complete trash (the poems, not the women.) I write lyrics now for a band called Vomlette. They're really twisted. Don't go looking for them if you are easily offended.
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Are there any married women in georgia wanting and affair
That's just about the saddest question I've ever seen.
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What is the worst method of torture you ever heard of?
Step 1: Put a rat in a metal bowl. Step 2: Tether the bowl to someone's stomach using a thick leather belt or other sturdy method. (Make sure to restrain the victim's arms and legs first, too.) Eventually, the rat will decide that it wants to get out. Unfortunately, it's hard to chew through metal... easy to chew through flesh...
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Can u get pregnant while on your menustration cycle?
Yes. It can happen when you least expect it.
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Who has heard of THE SECRET?
I've heard of it. I think Oprah pushed it for a while.
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My fiance buys most of my clothes now and she replaced all my boxers with tightey whities. what should I do ? I feel like im in fifth grade again wearing these.
Ask her to wear those ugly things for a few days. See if she likes it. :)
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Do you believe that GOD created you?
Sure. He did it to show the world what a wonderful sense of humor He has.
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What was the first song you downloaded from the internet?
I think it was Rock Lobster. I was making a mix tape to piss off my cousin. (Yeah. I used to make mix tapes.)
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If your wife wore a t-shirt that REALLY turned you on, what would it say?
Hey, why don't you take off that t-shirt? Haha. But seriously, you're going to have to post a pic or something. I've never seen a really sexy t-shirt.
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What is the best reality show on TV?
I'm ashamed... so ashamed... that I love ROCK OF LOVE. I hated glam music... I'm more a goth/neo-classical/death metal ala Vital Remains kind of guy, but I love watching that stupid ROCK OF LOVE show. It's like heroin for the stupid part of your brain.
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Would you have the common courtesy to give a 'reacharound'? sexual preference is irrelevant.
If push came to shove, I'd have to say yes. I'm not selfish.
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Do we ever really get over the one we loved even if they hurt you incerdibly
In my late teens/early twenties, I was involved with a girl that I loved very deeply. She was my first real long-term relationship. When she cheated on me, I thought my world was ending. It broke my heart. For a few years, all I could do was hate. I fell into a deep depression and fostered all of these dark, negative emotions. Time, however, has mellowed these feelings. I wish I had a...
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What is wrong with my dog's leg?
It's supposed to be crooked like that.
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Is it likely that some aspects of our moral behavior are influenced by the genetic information we have inherited from our distant ancestors?
I would say so. I read an interesting article about a woman who had had a heart transplant. She started craving things like beer and fried chicken soon afterwards. Turned out, after a bit of research, she found out that the donor of the heart had been a teenage boy who loved beer and chicken nuggets (no accounting for taste... heh.) So, I'd say that if organs can make you crave...
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Is the reflection in Dick Cheney's sunglasses a naked woman? http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html
Nope. It's his hand on his... rod.
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Finish this saying: Life is fragile.........
...don't break it.
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I want to start a pool on which About-to-kick-the bucket celebrity will oblige us next. The prize is a vicious positroll attack from Yours Truly. Post your choices here. Your guess must pass on within 30 days of date guessed. Want in?
Let's try Muhammad Ali - - within 30 days from today.
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Guys/Girls...if it were mandatory that you were required to have a second name specific to the opposite sex, what would you choose?
I've always liked the name Salma... well, maybe not always. But for a while, now.
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Answerbag...the movie...starring...?
Lots of nervous girls wondering if they are pregnant.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
That damn techno song from the Bender Ball commercials. HELP ME GET IT OUT!!!! (swinging glow sticks.)
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Do this quickly, read these next words OUT LOUD, and say the answer straight away:... Bork, Nork, Ork, Lork, Dork, Sork, Nork, Tork...what do you eat soup with?
I said fork! Argh!
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Did you know that the steel horse on which Bon Jovi rode was a tour bus, and not a motorcycle?
I would have guessed that it WAS a motorcycle. How can he carry a loaded six-string on his back on a bus? He'd crush it... Unless he was standing the whole time.
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Does anyone know of anywhere online where you can play the oregon trail for free?
Try this:
http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
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Have you ever thought of writing a book? (about anything)
I've done a little more than thought about it... And it's worth all of the hard work.
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Do you ever wonder if this is all there is?
Yes. And I seriously hope it's not...
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Should men be allowed to have more than one wife?
I'm with good ol boy on this one. I'm in a wonderful relationship, but it's hard enough keeping that one going strong without having to worry about any others. Two women? Way too much to think about.
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What first got you addicted to Answerbag?
The points don't hurt... Time to check my score... :)
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What did your grandfather do for a living? Mine- Real Estate Agent
He was a funeral director. I come from a long line of them...
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Saturday, March 29, is Andy777's four-year anniversary on Answerbag. Yes, that's right - four years!! Will you join in the celebration of this remarkable accomplishment by one of Answerbag's all-time most highly respected and well-liked members?
Absolutely! Congratulations. Wonderful work. See you around the 'bag... God, that sounds wrong.
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Did anyone notice our lovable Tom47 has become a Sage? Lets get together and wish lots of Congratulations!!!! WELL DONE TOM! XXX
Congratulations! Does anyone know if there is an Answerbag "Addict" level? If not, there probably should be. :)
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What actor acts the same in every movie?
Oh, I'm going to get a lot of flack... Al Pacino. I said it! Al Pacino!
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Which movie sequal was the biggest let down? I have to say Ocean's 12.
Matrix sequels. Star Wars prequels.
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Is spamming a bad thing?
Yes. It makes you look socially inept.
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What's your favorite vacation ACTIVITY? Is it mostly sports, social, relaxation, curiosity, or learning? (photography, exploring ruins, sitting on the beach, meeting people, studying, drinking, skiing, surfing, kayaking ... what DRAWS you?)
Hiking, exploring new places (to me), sleeping, writing.
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What is spamming?
Listen to my stories... Hahahaha.
http://music.download.com/ericradulski/3600-8205_32-100541550.html
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Are there any guys on here who don't get turned on by two girls making out?
I get turned on by girls doing just about anything. Is that wrong?
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Will you tell me something personal about yourself?
I have to get up in five hours... I think I should go to sleep... But Answerbag is addictive.
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Why is there the need to hide a gift from parents or loved ones behind fictitious, abstract and remote figures like Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the tooth Fairy, etc?
Santa just makes a better story than you going to Wal-Mart or wherever...
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How do girls pee?
They think of a rainbow and wait for the magic pee pony to come from the Land of Distended Bladders, of course. Once he arrives, the magic pee pony flicks his tail and the pee gets sucked right out of the girl's body and squirts straight up into the heavens. That's where stars come from, in case you're wondering.
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When the rapture comes, can I use my jetpack to zoom past everyone to get to the front of the line?
Sure. Just make sure to get to the front of the right line.
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Why does Satan watch over me when I sleep?
Because he loves you more than anyone else in the whole wide world. And there isn't any hockey on that late.
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March, month of the Maestro, this one goes to ...JTeOnTnOa, Who wants to say Congratulations! PLEASE NO POINTS for question
Congratulations!
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Have you taken a Moment and Thanked these Wonderful AB members? It took me a while to notice, But everyone is Special and very Sweet in their own way
Good point! Thanks everyone. I really have a great time here. You all make me smile - - and I've actually learned quite a bit here.
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RFlagg and his Minty Fresh Lobotomy has made Maestro.. could we all get together and offer him our congratulations? CONGRATS RFLAGG XX
Nice job!
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How about a big hand for MrShinyShoes? Our friend MrShinyShoes has just reached Sage! Congratulations on a job well done!
Have to say congratulations! Good work.
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What is a quick way to put urself in the hospital?
Odd question, but I'll bite. One really quick way to get yourself admitted is to take an entire bottle of aspirin. (Don't do this.)
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Gather around Sassy Baggers♥ For our very own AB Bad Boy Eric♥ has reached Maestro!!! Let's show him some love,shall we? :D Congrats Eric♥♥♥
Congrats Eric! Excellent name, by the way.
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What can you store in a pizza box besides pizza?
I guess you could put your "junk" in the box. (Sorry. Old joke. I couldn't help it. I should be sleeping.)
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If I were to offer to give you the biggest desire of your heart at this moment, what would I be giving you?
Independent wealth.
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To 'dutch oven' or not to 'dutch oven' this is the question ...what is your answer?
God no! Unless she laughs at that kind of stuff.
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Is war even Justified?
Yes. To stop genocide and to protect your nation's people from suffering and oppression, war is justifiable.
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What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
Darth Vader. Ah, that was back when he was cool... before he whined all the time.
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Do you have any beer or liquor in your house right now? If so, what do you have?
I have a four pack of Guinness that I'm really looking forward to consuming...
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Tired of 1-800-4MY-XBOX?? Have reference number already and complaints? want the number to the XBOX escalation department? these are the ppl who get things done!!! 1-866-506-3826. was this helpfull? i got yet another free wireless controller 4 my problem
I'll keep that number handy. I've added a couple more points. You're up to -1... Odd.
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I just found an unopened condom in my boyfriend's coat pocket. We haven't used condoms for a long time. Is he cheating on me?
Oh boy... that's not good. I mean, I wouldn't put on shoes if I didn't intend to leave the house, you know? I'd bet that he is.
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I'm really drunk... lol Im used to drinking and drivin... Im sure you hate me... I'm gona do it in an hour... Should I be shot on the spot... What would you say to convince me not to do it?
Think about the lives of everyone else on the road. Think of the guilt you'd feel if you injured or even killed them... If that doesn't work, think of anal rape in prison.
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You win the lottery ($100,000,000) do you keep your current job or stop working all together?
I would write full time and volunteer a whole lot more!
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Why can some guys find fault in a woman, and not in them self?
Because they're boys, not men. Speaking for men... we all know that we've got problems.
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Since leprechauns have hats with buckles on them, are they related to pilgrims?
Yes. Now, drink more.
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What is your stripper name?
Peter Northwest
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Do you often feel your faith beseeched by godless to the left of you wishing you give up your belief and pagans to the right of you wishing you change it?
Nope. Can't say that I do. Most of the people I hang out with know enough not to start a theistic conversation with me.
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Can you kindly take my pet snail for a slither around the block
It might take a while, but I guess I have to... since you asked so 'kindly.'
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You are driving and suddenly someone runs across the road and you hit the brakes but hit them, whos fault is this? and even if they were to walk across suddenly whos fault?
Yours, unless no one is around. Then, you can hit them again and go home. Haha. Just kidding. It's always their fault.
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If you could put duct tape over anyone's mouth, who would it be?
Zealots. They could all shut up for a while. The world would be a better place.
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Do you think that this generation of teenagers are disrespectful to elders and have we lost control of our youth?
No. We've lost control of our perceptions. Kids are just as disrespectful as they have always been. If anything, they're just louder about it on the internet.
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Random acts of violence at work? Why yes, I just slammed my phone down and smashed it to pieces. What's your story?
At the movie theater, I used to throw broom handles through standees... Those big cardboard things that advertise movies.
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How was your ST. Patricks Day?
It's going really well so far. How's yours? I'm having a fine Polish St. Patrick's Day over here. Haha.
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Why do some people like to make fun of people who have a disability, I think that is wrong, Do you agree?
We're all disabled, one way or another. The art of comedy is NOT making the easy joke. You've got to make the clever one...
As long as it's clever, I'm all for it. If you're just making fun, you aren't trying hard enough.
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What is the movie that still tickles your funny bone even though it's old?
AIRPLANE!!!
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My wife likes talking to me during sex, but sometimes she calls to late at night. What should I do about that?
Maybe you should try leaving the house earlier...
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Have you ever recorded music or written stories and then posted them online? Where can I check out your work?
OK - here's mine... Since I asked the question. :)
http://music.download.com/ericradulski/3600-8205_32-100541550.html
Enjoy!
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In which Moravian village "triumphed in death ninety Christian Indians"?
I cheated.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnadenh%C3%BCtten_massacre
"The Gnadenhutten massacre, also known as the Moravian massacre, was the killing on March 8, 1782, of ninety-six Christian American Indians by American militia from Pennsylvania during the American Revolutionary War. The incident took place at the Moravian missionary village of Gnadenhütten, which was located...
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What are the first three things that come to mind when you read: Red, White & Blue?
Bad country music. Sorry - I'm in the US and that's the very first thing that popped into my head.
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Would anyone liketo check out my website and maybe visit Spain one day? www.freewebs.com/katpoet
I just looked at your website. The images intrigued me. I would love to visit Spain one day... just not while my girlfriend is finishing her degree. Thanks for letting me have a peek.
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Is it a fact that religion has killed more people in history then anything else? THIS IS NOT MEAN TO BE MALICIOUS.
We're second to disease, but we're getting some traction.
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Do you write notes or jot down something on the back of your palm? I do.
Sure do. Usually numbers. I find that my forearm gets the brunt of it, though.
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Do you prefer inney or outey belly buttons?
Inney. It's easier to get the strawberries to stay put.
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What kind of frosting do you want on your chocolate cake?
Peanut butter!
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Was it a good idea to make an Indiana Jones 4? Or is it killing the franchise?
I'm a little nervous about the movie. The Star Wars prequels weren't very good at all, so I'm concerned about Lucas's creativity. Thankfully, he didn't write the script. Still, he has tinkered with it a lot... The trailer looks pretty good, so I'm hoping it turns out OK.
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Was it a rough night last night ? or a good morning for you today?
It's a good morning for me. I had several rough nights @ two weeks ago with some old friends. I'm taking a little break.
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Do you recognize this phrase: "But Mooooooommmmmmmm"
Eric Cartman?
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Would you like to join me in congratulating GiraffeyedDonor-WHHGBSWC-AYPWIP-DYOH-ish on becoming a maestro? come on people Join to the party !!!
Nice work!
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What is the best kind of hot sauce: mild, medium or hot/spicy?
Volcano hot!
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New Answerbaggers, will you please come and introduce yourselves?
Hi - I'm Eric and I'm fairly new here. This is a fantastic site and the people here are amazing! Hope everything is going really well for you all and I can't wait to see you around.
PS - If you want the whole ball of wax, just click my name. I pasted a bunch of junk in my profile for you to read, if you're so inclined.
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Does anyone watch shows like Ghost Hunters & Scariest Places on Earth here, do this show and other shows that deal with the supernatural scare the crap out of you?
Paranormal State is pretty entertaining.
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What did God occupy himself with before he created everything?
Considering some of his/her creations here on planet Earth, I'd guess psychoactive drugs.
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Cross-country road-trip, but you you only have time to drive one way. Would you rather drive from home to your destination and fly back, or fly to the destination and drive back?
Fly then drive back. You'd have more energy for the trip that way.
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I am going to congratulate my Lady Just_Keysha for making "Sage". Would anyone care to join me?
Congratulations!
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What video always makes you smile?
There's a little swearing in the song... Just a warning. And the content is a little insensitive. So, wear your insensitive pants when you watch this.
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What was your first love's name? Ever try to find 'em?
Erin, and I'm still with her. Everything that came before her was just pretend.
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Would you rather punch a baby, or listen to nothing but William Hung's version of She Bangs for the rest of your life?
She bangs, I guess. Ugh. That would be hell.
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Anyone else sad to see the passing of Gary Gygax?
I probably wouldn't be writing fantasy if he hadn't invented D&D. I was a huge gamer back in the day.
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Explain to me what your Avatar/Pic means. If you have one of yourself, tell me where you took it. If you want to...
My current avatar is the cover of my first novel.
http://www.double-dragon-ebooks.com/eAuthor.php?Name=Eric%20A.%20Radulski
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Dr Phil or Oprah Wimfrey?
I'll go with Dr. Phil. Oprah might be a scrapper, but Dr. Phil has the reach. That, and he has to be bottling up some serious rage.
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What do you think should happen to David Motari? The man who threw a puppy off a cliff on video: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/43462/9fb16ab3/us_soldaat_gooit_puppy.html
Perhaps more importantly- what do you think WILL happen to him?
Cut his hands off and make his laughing friend eat them. (Maybe a little extreme. The video made me sick.)
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If I were to pay you $1,460,733.32 to drink a large cup of water from YOUR OWN toilet,would you?
I'd probably drink out of your toilet for that much.
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You are a deity. A major deity. You require people to worship you. What form do you want the worship to take?
Drunken revelry.
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What do you think makes a killer in a horror saga look scary?
NOT seeing them at all scares me. Its always the things that are unseen that terrify me the most.
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What would be something new on your grocery list that you want to try for the first time? (It doesn't have to be food.)
I'd like to try and make lamb korma. Yum.
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Why are guys so complicated?
We aren't. We're just so simple that sometimes we appear complex.
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What is your favorite derogatory name for a fast food restaurant or any other store i.e Sick Donald's, I'm hating it?
Pizza Slut
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I need some suggestions for good fast music to exercise too.
It really depends on what you like. I'm into hard rock, so Five Finger Death Punch has been in my playlist a lot lately. Some good old Chemical Brothers or Lords of Acid are cool to workout to if you like something with a driving beat. For a strange trip, try some Mr. Bungle or Peeping Tom.
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
Rochester, NY - The people are: Crazy. Homeless. Listless. Shifty. Strangely... friendly. Unless you go where you're not supposed to. Then, you might get shot in the face.
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Who would win a fight between...Barney (the purple dinosaur and Sponge Bob?
I think that they'd both die. Barney would choke to death on Sponge Bob and millions of parents would rejoice.
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How do you get your boyfriend to act more mature?
You can't. If you try to change him, he'll end up resenting you. Love him for who he is, or find someone else.
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Have a look at these two gay teenagers and what they say about themselves (links in my answer). Fred Phelps would send them to burn in hell. What would you do if you were in charge?
I can't believe people still have problems with other people's sexual preferences. So long as it isn't violating someone else's rights, enjoy!
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Savoury or Sweet?
Savoury.
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Do you think, as long as it matches, it's tasteful for a woman to wear swim trunks over a one-piece bathing suit or as the bottom of a bikini?
If it makes you feel good, go with it.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind, when you hear the word 'butcher'?
The first Diablo game.
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Guess who made it to the coveted Sage level? No, seriously you'll have to guess. That's right, it's everyones favorite Hoosier: Blueyedlullaby! Who wants to join me in giving this girl some well-deserved props? Please bring the booze.
Congratulations! And I'll bring the rum...
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What are sexier? Vampires or werewolves?
Gotta go with vampires. Swinging with them doesn't get you into all of that bestiality business. However, aren't vampires technically dead? Necrophilia is kind of gross, too...
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What turns guys on about innocent looking girls?
I'm guessing it's the opportunity to corrupt them. It's just a guess, though. I'm into smart, slightly dirty looking girls. :)
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What do you avoid as much as possible?
The dentist. I hate the dentist.
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Ben & Jerry's... When it's good, it's Great... When it's bad, it's horrible. What is your Favorite, what is the worst?
Coffee Heath Bar Crunch & Chubby Hubby are my personal favorites! Love them! Can't say I dislike any...
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Love me. Celebrate me. Touch me in bad places. Someguy has reached the level of Maestro!!!! Will you help me celebrate myself?
Good job! Congratulations!
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Tell me about the most fun you've ever had on the job.
I used to work as a projectionist at a movie theater. The hours were great, the people were fun, and I could open the theater after hours to show movies to my friends. That was really cool...
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If they were never illegal, would you be hooked on some kind of drug by now?
Nah. I've tried my fair share. The only thing I ever really enjoyed was ecstasy. (I only did that once…) If that were legal, I might do it again. For now, I’ll stick to social drinking.
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Do you smile often?
Constantly. Sometimes, I think I probably look a bit deranged. :)
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In linguistics, are you more for prescription or description?
That's a hard one. Description allows language to continue to be a malleable, 'living' thing... Still, too much can leave the world speaking nothing but nonsense.
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Who are Dino, Pootie-Poot, The World's Greatest Hero, La Margarita and Brother George?
Pootie-Poot is Vladimir Putin.
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Why do teenage girl's cut themself's?
It isn't just teenage girls. One of my friends used to do it. He said it acted like a release valve for his emotional pain...
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What's the difference between sex and a cheeseburger?
You can choose what's on your cheeseburger before you enjoy it.
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ZOMG!! Lookie lookie! I'm totally gobsmacked and utterly ecstatic at the moment!! Picture inside!! Who will celebrate with me?
Congratulations!
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What ringtone do you have for your bf/gf when they call you?
Law and Order: SVU
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What celebrity would you most like to see disappear?
For the record, I'd love to see Larry the Cable Guy's movie career go away for good. His stand-up is pretty good, but his movies suck.
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Why is the youth of this generation going down? look around drugs, sex, violence, lonliness, depression, hatred, low self-esteem, and things i havent mentioned... let me answer my own question because people need to know about God and his love for each us
I was raised with God. It didn't change the fact that I found and experienced all of those things that you mentioned in your question. It's just the nature of youth. We get curious. We try stuff. I'd bet that even Jesus discovered those things. Why do you think all of his teen years are curiously missing from the bible? :) Things just seem worse now because we hear about...
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What do you think? Since it's an extra day (so to speak), shouldn't February 29th (or the nearest Monday or Friday) be an international paid holiday?
Ignore this answer... It was supposed to be a comment. I need more coffee.
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What do you think? Since it's an extra day (so to speak), shouldn't February 29th (or the nearest Monday or Friday) be an international paid holiday?
YES!!!!!
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What was your favorite picture story book? and when did you last read it?
Grover in THE MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK... Loved that as a kid. I knew every word... I haven't seen that book in years.
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What could you go crazy for right about now?
Getting the hell out of work.
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I am the mother of a 3.5 year old girl. My husband is very gentle, loving and adores her. I've never ever seen him touch her inappropriately. Now he is increasingly looking at more and more teen porn - could this pose a current or futur
Teen porn? Like underage teen? If so, I'd not only worry - I'd turn him in! If the girls are over 18, though, I wouldn't worry at all. I would, however, try to reconnect with him. The only time I find myself considering porn is when I'm not connecting with my partner enough at home.
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What is the most disturbing non-horror film you have seen?
No Country for Old Men was pretty rough... I've never left a theater feeling quite the way that film made me feel.
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A single dot on a display screen is called a
pixel
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What films have you seen that you just had to have the soundtrack for?
Gladiator
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Whats the best line from the worst movie you ever saw?
"I'm a dancer!" - Showgirls.
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What is something funny to say durring or after sex?
Do you take the crust off when you eat sandwiches? (During.)
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Help! I've had too much fanta and my stomach feels like it's going to explode and I will be NO MORE! WHat should I do?
Chew on some Beano!!! Fast!
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Why don't I have any friends here on AB, I try to be friendly? Have I done something wrong?
It's probably pretty easy to do, but I'm not even sure how to request a friend yet. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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I believe that everytime someone dies, somebody else is born that same second to replace them, what do u think?
Maybe we're all lesser people... Maybe overpopulation is making us all collectively dumber as a species because we're sharing souls, or something like that. Neat story idea.
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What temperature do you like your toilet seats?
If I'm at home, I prefer it room temperature. If I'm out, I always hope it's room temperature... Warm public toilet seats kinda make me sick.
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
I met Muhammed Ali at the Raleigh Durham airport @ 20 years ago. Very nice man. He gave me his autograph. I also met Kristi Yamaguchi with Scott Hamilton and some other ice skaters at the movie theater in Pittsford Plaza in Pittsford, NY. I was working as an usher at the time. For the most part, they were very friendly.
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If you were to bring any fictional character (books, movies, plays, etc.) to life right now, who would it be and why that character?
Sauron
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I am having smoked trout with scambled eggs with a glass of red wine for lunch! What's your fancy?
Cajun Style Chicken and Shrimp for me w/ water... I like what you're drinking much better.
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What is your best memory?
Getting my first book published felt really good.
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What, that looked fashionable to you then, makes you cringe now? (Leisure suits for example?)
JAMS! Anyone remember jams?!??!
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Can anyone please tell me are there any over the counter medicine that will help my chances of conception?
Try a good multivitamin, some B complex, and some folic acid.
I just did a search and that's what I came up with.
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What's my drug of choice?
Well, what have you got? I don't go broke, and I do it a lot. - Alice In Chains
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If you had a dollar everytime someone ______, you'd be rich by now.
Complained about their job.
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If you had a dollar everytime someone ______, you'd be rich by now.
Died... (morbid.)
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Scareiest video game ever?
Thief 3 - Shalebridge Cradle level. It will scare the crap out of you.
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What comes to mind when you hear the word, "cackle"?
Fran Drescher. Gack.
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What is the hardest boss you have ever fought in any video game ever?
Old School, I know... Bard's Tale 3: Thief of Fate - - Tarjan aka Chaos - - easily the most challenging boss of all time.
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Have you ever made a beer run for a minor?
Once. I was working at a movie theater at the time. After I got out @ around 12:30am, some kids asked for beer. I was in college and needed some money. So, I took their cash, bought them a twelve pack, and pocketed the change.
I wouldn't do it again.
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What would you like to do, or achieve before you die? One of my ambitions is to learn to play the Piano....
I'd also like to climb all of the high peaks in the Adirondacks.
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Does anyone here have a myspace and if so are you addicted to it?
Sure do! http://www.myspace.com/ericradulski
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What is your favorite nonverbal way of expressing your love for someone?
Cleaning the house. Making dinner. Doing the dishes. That kind of thing.
Oh - and buying her flowers.
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Can Ronald Reagan be linked to Kevin Bacon?
Here's a longer one... but it uses Gary Coleman!
Ronald Reagan was married to Nancy Reagan.
Nancy Reagan appeared on "Different Strokes" w/ Gary Coleman.
Gary Coleman appeared in an episode of "Knight Rider" with David Hasselhof.
David Hasselhof starred in "Baywatch" with Pamela Anderson.
Pam Anderson did "Barbed Wire" with Udo Kier
Udo Kier...
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What would you like to do, or achieve before you die? One of my ambitions is to learn to play the Piano....
I would love to make the New York Times bestseller list.
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What was your favorite movie pitched as a "drama" that truly was a comedic disaster?
Showgirls!
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You are MacGyver and in urgent need of a condom, what do you do?
Wrap it up in duct tape, of course.
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If you could do anything (no matter how bad it was) and not get caught... what would you do?
Steal my way to independent wealth.
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I know there are many, but what is your # 1 all time pet peeve, that is the one thing that people or persons do to you to totally make you loose faith in your fellow man and i dont mean racist stuff or hate i mean things like people watching you eat?
People who take novels or papers into the public toilet. If the turtle isn't ready to come out of its shell, wait!
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What's your favorite mythical creature?
I've always been partial to revenants. Vampires are up there, too.
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What is the funniest WORD you can think of [brings a smile to your face when you hear it]?
ass clown
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If we have an equal society, why is it that 73% of people who buy Valentine's Day flowers are men, while only 27 percent are women?
Women have sex with us. Isn't that enough?
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What is the absolute worst pun you’ve ever heard?
I'd tell you a joke about the sky, but it would be above you.
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What is the absolute worst pun you’ve ever heard?
I'd tell you a joke about the floor, but it would be beneath me.
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
Kindergarten
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When in the bathroom, what do you like to read if anything?
Shampoo bottles, magazines, novels, toothpaste tubes, hair care products... anything. When I was little, I used to pretend hairbrushes were spaceships and fly them around the bathroom... I don't do that too often anymore.
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What would be the most random answer you could give for this question?
Keep the freezer in a concealed area, like a basement or attic. Rotate the heads daily for optimum freshness.
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What is your favorite old school video game?
The Bard's Tale - - that and the gold box Pool of Radiance series. Back in the day those were THE RPGs to play.
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What's a good way to flirt with a guy without making it too obvious?
As a guy, I have to tell you that you've got to be pretty direct. We're not the most perceptive beings.
If you insist on being indirect, show an interest in the things that he's into - - not things that you aren't interested in, mind you. Just look for things that you share in common and bring those things up when you're around the guy. That'll give you...
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If I told you that you could listen to the first part of my fantasy series online, would you listen? If you liked it, would you let me know? Here's the link to the free part: http://www.spokennetwork.co.uk/Title.aspx?titleId=1083
Let me know what you think. This isn't meant to be spam!
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What is your favourite drinking game?
Drinking Uno... Draw a card, drink (every time.) Get skipped? Drink. Reversed? Drink. Throw a Wild? Everyone drinks.
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What actor played Dr. Bruce Banner's alter ego on the TV show The Incredible Hulk?
Lou Farigno, I think. Might have spelled the name wrong, though.
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Whats your favorite cartoon series from back in the day?
Voltron!
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What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?
Smug Alert! - - the South Park episode. Strange (and maybe sad) but true.
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