http://www.answerbag.com/profile/265603 New Answerbag answers from Sparks Wed, 30 May 2012 03:20:09 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 03:20:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743315 Well, it's about 5:15 here. I only have about 45 minutes to go. Who wants my stuff? I ain't got much, but yer welcome to it.<br /><br />Hmm, I suggest you hang on to it, *just in case*... Sat, 21 May 2011 15:29:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743315 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743307 Are we dead yet?<br /><br />Let's see... [vigorous clutching &amp; groping] ...nope, apparently not. Sat, 21 May 2011 15:26:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743307 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743301 What do you think about your Grandma?<br /><br />Go and see her, for goodness' sake! I miss mine dearly, she died when I was too young &amp; stupid to really appreciate her, &amp; now I regret not seeing her more often. She was an amazing lady, spoke about 5 languages, concert grade pianist, taught all her life, survived the war - smartest... Sat, 21 May 2011 15:24:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743301 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743276 You see the office slacker (attractive female) slip out of a back store room. Shortly a supervisor slips out behind her. Both were adjusting their clothes upon exit. 5 weeks later the slacker gets a lateral promotion with more pay. What would make of it?<br /><br />I would wish I'd caught it on the video phone. Be interesting to see what the M.D. had to say about it... I really hate slackers who work they way up using their hole, it's despicable and shows the fallacy of all these 'inequality' claims. Sat, 21 May 2011 15:18:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743276 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743259 You go to a a store and see one of the workers accidently drop all the boxes. What do u do? help, ignore, or laugh at them?<br /><br />Help them. I stacked boxes too, at one point - nothing is more irritating that some idiot pointing and laughing at your misfortune. The odd thing is these people act all surprised and hurt when they get a smack in the chops as a result. Sat, 21 May 2011 15:14:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743259 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743249 Why do we laugh when we see some one slip/ fall down?<br /><br />'We' don't. Last time I saw someone fall down, it was a frail little old lady, rushing home from shopping to her bed-bound hubby. She split her eyebrow open &amp; her shopping rolled down the road. Nobody laughed - why would they? Sat, 21 May 2011 15:11:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743249 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743157 "Life is tough, and at the end you die" - your thoughts?<br /><br />Absolutely. Demonstrably true. Sat, 21 May 2011 14:43:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743157 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743151 ____ for President?<br /><br />Cookie Monster! Sat, 21 May 2011 14:41:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743151 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743140 ________________rocks.<br /><br />Sedimentary_ Sat, 21 May 2011 14:38:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743140 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743123 I love eating my make up. how can I stop<br /><br />Start taking the medicine, and don't stop! Sat, 21 May 2011 14:32:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743123 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743116 If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?<br /><br />Beer! mmmmmm.. beer... *droools* Sat, 21 May 2011 14:30:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743116 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743094 Man charged with farting in general direction of a police officer. What do you think of this charge?<br /><br />Typical. Sat, 21 May 2011 14:23:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743094 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743088 A guy wants to date me again should I? He has broken up with me twice. He said that he has changed and he misses me.<br /><br />In this particular case, I doubt that 'third time will be the charm'... Sat, 21 May 2011 14:22:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743088 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743074 Will atheists survive the end of the world because they don't believe?<br /><br />No, we'll survive because the 21st will be an ordinary day just like all the others, and all this rapture nonsense is just crazy rantings of the feeble-minded. In just the same way that tomorrow, we're not all going to be turned into lizards, or drowned in custard, or any other such drivel. Sat, 21 May 2011 14:18:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743074 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743030 Fill in the blank: I smile when I ______________.<br /><br />-fart. Sat, 21 May 2011 14:04:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743030 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743029 When you _______________ it makes me smile inside<br /><br />-break wind- Sat, 21 May 2011 14:03:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743029 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743026 After the supposed rapture of 2011, how will the rapture-believing christians recognize the non-end of the world?<br /><br />"I'm an idiot". Sat, 21 May 2011 14:01:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743026 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743021 Your life has run out of batteries...what will you do?<br /><br />Go Solar. Actually no, wind powered - just pass me those beans... *PAAARRRPP* -whizzzz- Sat, 21 May 2011 13:59:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10743021 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742988 Hey...that's a really nice set of _______________.<br /><br />- false teeth! Sat, 21 May 2011 13:48:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742988 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742950 Does complexity mean design?<br /><br />Not necessarily. Complexity can be the result of careful design (as in the case of a CPU IC) or the result of natural trial-and-error (evolution) e.g. the eye, kidney, brain etc. Design speeds up the result, as the process of selecting the successful design variants and discarding the failures... Sat, 21 May 2011 13:38:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742950 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742909 So, who is answering this question from heaven today?<br /><br />Yup, clearly the whole thing was guff. OOOOH, WHAT A SURPRISE!!! Sat, 21 May 2011 13:24:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742909 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742900 What do you think about the "rapture"? Is there such a thing? The word "rapture" isn't in the bible anywhere that I can find. In 2Thessalonians 1:6-12 it speaks of the retribution, but never rapture.<br /><br />Well, events of the day have clearly proved the whole thing to be a vast, steaming, weakly contrived pile of manure. And I only use that word to avoid censure. You know what word I mean. I am heartily sick of hearing all this 'manure' from the same sources. If only this current failure of their... Sat, 21 May 2011 13:22:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742900 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742887 Atheists-did the rapture threat scare you?<br /><br />No, but then I'm not an idiot. Sat, 21 May 2011 13:17:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742887 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742881 when is it okay to gloat about the rapture not happening? we at least have to wait till its not the 21st anymore, right?<br /><br />No, no - feel free to gloat now. I am. The only cloud on the horizon is the inevitable **** they'll come up with next. That's the thing - they never seem to learn! Must be something to do with level of intellect, I guess... Sat, 21 May 2011 13:15:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742881 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742038 Complete this sentence: Why must there be __________________________ in the world?<br /><br />...over-cooked brussel sprouts... Sat, 21 May 2011 08:49:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742038 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742036 I am so over __________.<br /><br />-rated! Sat, 21 May 2011 08:48:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742036 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742014 how to confess a crush to a girl and what to say it??<br /><br />Pick her a nice flower, or two. (Pick, not buy.) Or if you are practical, make her something small, but attractive. Basically, something that shows you've taken care, or spent time rather than just something bought - you know, the personal touch. The smallest offering of this type can be... Sat, 21 May 2011 08:43:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10742014 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10741984 Is iPad best thing ever?<br /><br />? Some sort of 'smart' panty-liner, presumably? Sat, 21 May 2011 08:34:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10741984 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739524 Pregnant??______________My golf___________<br /><br />'Fondle' &amp; 'balls'... Fri, 20 May 2011 14:23:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739524 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739502 At what age do people look in a mirror and say what the hell happened?<br /><br />30+ Fri, 20 May 2011 14:15:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739502 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739493 What if your mistakes cost you your job and career?<br /><br />Man up, &amp; start again. Fri, 20 May 2011 14:13:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739493 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739491 What would you choose to be your last meal?<br /><br />Infinitely long!! Fri, 20 May 2011 14:12:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739491 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739488 Isn't Nikola Tesla the hottest vampire ever?<br /><br />God, no! What's wrong with you? Uuurghhh.. Johnathon Young - irritating little man. Fri, 20 May 2011 14:11:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739488 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739449 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? (Caught in a landslide; no escape from reality.)<br /><br />Nice one! Long live Freddie et al. A Day at the Races A Night at the Opera Queen Class! :) Fri, 20 May 2011 13:55:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739449 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739436 Does there exist a book which cannot be made into a film? In my opinion- Lolita<br /><br />I think Stanley Kubrick would beg to differ with you, there. Fri, 20 May 2011 13:50:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10739436 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738648 Do all men just want sex and have no feelings for women? Do all men look to use women? If so you are not that different from rapists. Only less violent. I would like to think that men have love too.<br /><br />If you really believe this point of view, then truly - I pity you. Date different men! Fri, 20 May 2011 10:30:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738648 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738642 What do men think of the guy who held the 11 yr. old as a sex slave for 18 yrs. and may have also killed prostitutes? Do you think all men would like to do the same but hold back?<br /><br />i) Incredibly depraved, dysfunctional sexual deviant &amp; socio-path. Best bet is termination. ii) No. Fri, 20 May 2011 10:29:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738642 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738635 Do you think if men weren't willing to pay for sex that there would be no prostitutes on the street corners?<br /><br />Sorry, but that's a really stupid question. What do you think? Did you really need to ask? Fri, 20 May 2011 10:27:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738635 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738590 What book should be banned based on its boring subject matter?<br /><br />Accountancy. Fri, 20 May 2011 10:18:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738590 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738581 why is it that vladmir nobokov's book lolita considered a classic by some considering the subject matter? and what else did he write?<br /><br />Because it is a classic. Don't judge a book by it's cover, read it and understand it first before you comment. It's actually pretty sad, and quite moving. In the same way that the film 'Trainspotting' did anything but promote or glamorize drug usage, as was widely surmised by people who hadn't... Fri, 20 May 2011 10:16:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10738581 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10737174 Have you ever found a dead body?<br /><br />Found one floating corpse at sea, and (very sadly) was present at the deaths of two very much loved family members, both died of cancer after many terrible months. Death may be 'part of life's rich tapestry', but it sure as hell sucks. Fri, 20 May 2011 01:44:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10737174 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735941 How many dishwashers are produced each week in Bosch's German factory?<br /><br />Ooooh... lots! Thu, 19 May 2011 17:32:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735941 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735940 Which brand of dishwashers do you recommend?<br /><br />Bosch worked very well for me (&amp; is still going!) Thu, 19 May 2011 17:31:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735940 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735916 Favorite tv show from 50's and 60's and 70's?<br /><br />Dr Who - Tom Baker &amp; Jon Pertwee Blake's 7 'How!' Why Don't You? The Goodies! Thu, 19 May 2011 17:29:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735916 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735900 When I am camping how do I keep ants from crawling into my ***?<br /><br />Silicone sealant? [hmm.. -ant pun not intended!] Thu, 19 May 2011 17:21:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735900 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735729 Thank you! I feel much safer now that you ____________________.<br /><br />- have replaced the pin. Thu, 19 May 2011 16:27:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735729 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735714 Do you have some information?<br /><br />What's it worth to you? Thu, 19 May 2011 16:24:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735714 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735707 Is farting something to keep us humble? (I'm assuming we all do it)<br /><br />Don't know about humble, but it does keep us from exploding... Thu, 19 May 2011 16:23:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735707 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735701 What are some of the books that Bernard reads in Black Books?<br /><br />Wow, do you know, I've never looked? Certainly the kid's ones when they tried to write their own version. Pass me those re-runs... Thu, 19 May 2011 16:20:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735701 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735699 What are some of the books that Bernard reads in Black Books?<br /><br />[oops - double post, ignore] Thu, 19 May 2011 16:20:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735699 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735693 Whats the best way to get dog $hit off of your shoe?<br /><br />Unfortunately, with a nail brush and some disinfectant. Or an old toothbrush, just don't mix them up or you'll be sorreeeee.... Thu, 19 May 2011 16:19:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735693 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735684 How do creationists explain dinosaurs?<br /><br />With the usual, tedious bullsh*t. Don't fret over it. Thu, 19 May 2011 16:16:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735684 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735658 Why is it illegal to download free music?<br /><br />Well, if that's the sum total of your defence on your day in court, then good luck to you! [Hint - you'll need it] Thu, 19 May 2011 16:14:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735658 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735643 Is Joseph Ring a total queer bag who sucks large old moldy cock?<br /><br />WTF??! I've no idea who Joseph is, but that's a mean insult, man! Harsh.. [laughs] Thu, 19 May 2011 16:10:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735643 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735638 Whats the best way to get a girl to have sex with you<br /><br />I'd say 'pay her' - except I can't find my hard hat! So I won't. Thu, 19 May 2011 16:08:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735638 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735634 how do you wank if you have no foreskin?<br /><br />With considerable difficulty, I imagine... Thu, 19 May 2011 16:07:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735634 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735620 What would you think and feel if a friend told you he had been with prostitutes several times in the past? Do you know many men who have?<br /><br />So? I'm sure the person has picked their nose too, neither fact would trouble me greatly. How would this affect your relationship? Remember, "let he who is without blame cast the first stone" [apologies if mis-quoted] Thu, 19 May 2011 16:00:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735620 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735606 Do you govern yourself?<br /><br />Apparently not - more like chaos theory... Thu, 19 May 2011 15:55:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735606 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735590 Do you ever escape to reality or is your escape always away from reality and only to fantasy/improbability/impossibility?<br /><br />Away. Far, far away!! Thu, 19 May 2011 15:49:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735590 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735586 What unspeakable tortures should be inflicted on children who refuse to eat their brussel sprouts?<br /><br />They should be hydraulically injected with a tepid purée of mashed sprout, until roughly spherical - Violet Bearegarde style. "That which does not kill you, gives you stinky farts..." - or something! Thu, 19 May 2011 15:48:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735586 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735576 do you find anything disturbing about immortality?<br /><br />Gross overpopulation, for starters! Thu, 19 May 2011 15:40:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735576 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735574 What is something that always makes you stop and ask, 'Why'?"<br /><br />Hmmm.. Questions like this one! Thu, 19 May 2011 15:40:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735574 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735565 Why do girls sometimes send mixed messages? Or do they do it by accident?<br /><br />God only knows! I wish to hell I knew, that's for sure! But I don't, doomed to failure... Join the club, pal. Give up trying to figure it out - trust me, you'll drive yourself crazy!! Thu, 19 May 2011 15:36:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735565 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735554 Why does love hurt so much?<br /><br />Why do bears cr@p in the woods? That's just the way it is, man. Thu, 19 May 2011 15:32:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735554 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735537 if you found a wallet with a drivers license and $2000 in cash what would you do?<br /><br />Give it back. I wouldn't enjoy spending it. Could be the guy's mortgage payment, or for his Daughter's engagement ring, or a life-saving drugs. Only spend what you earn. (Or win!) 'Course, it could've been drug money, you could've given it to a rehab charity then - hell, you just don't know.... Thu, 19 May 2011 15:26:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735537 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735513 Any good quotes for today? "If you can read this thank a Teacher,If your reading this in english thank a Vet !"<br /><br />Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, and finally beat you with their superior experience. When seeking revenge, don't p*ss into the wind - it's a poor way to get your own back! "Son, life's not fair. If that's the single fact you ever learn, then you'll truly have... Thu, 19 May 2011 15:18:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10735513 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10734535 Any good quotes for today? "If you can read this thank a Teacher,If your reading this in english thank a Vet !"<br /><br />Clarification pls: Vet - Veteran or Veterinarian? Thu, 19 May 2011 10:40:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10734535 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10733278 If you're given the boon to awake tomorrow with two abilities you don't have today, which abilities would you ask for?<br /><br />Invisibility + time travel. Thu, 19 May 2011 04:03:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10733278 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10731400 What is something you want out of your life forever?<br /><br />Death. Seen enough. Wed, 18 May 2011 15:39:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10731400 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10729094 What do you view as poison?<br /><br />i) Arsenic ii) Cyanide iii) Cher Wed, 18 May 2011 02:38:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10729094 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10726523 ARE YOU GOING TO STOCKPILE INCANDESCENT BULBS? REMEMBER THEY'LL BE OFF THE MARKET IN JAN. OF NEXT YEAR!!<br /><br />Hi BRG, are you in the States? I'm interested as here in the UK GLS pearl incandescents have been subject to import ban for about a year or more; interesting to follow global trends. Compact f's take forever to produce useful light - a disaster in the bathroom, you can pee on your foot waiting... Tue, 17 May 2011 11:54:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10726523 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722692 is there any draw back to high wattage inverters and how long can they last<br /><br />They are expensive, which is a significant drawback - as to how long they'll last depends mainly on how good they were to start with, and how often and how heavily they are loaded. A good quality unit which is moderately loaded should last years. A cheap eastern import may melt within minutes. Mon, 16 May 2011 12:41:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722692 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722673 Is it possible to "sabotage" an electric fence by somehow "overloading" it? Can I pour water on it?<br /><br />Short it to ground, anywhere. Touch voltage will now be negligible, and it will discharge its battery faster. If you don't want to be detected, or are responsible enough not to permanently disable it this way (and maybe keep livestock from escaping onto the highway) then take a shorting wire with... Mon, 16 May 2011 12:36:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722673 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722663 how come its so hard to pull a plug from some outlets?<br /><br />Contact pressure / frictional variations / manufacturing tolerance deviations. Mon, 16 May 2011 12:32:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722663 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722651 High intensity lamps are rated at 40W but require only 12V. They contain a transformer that converts 120V household voltage. Is the transformer step-up or step-down? What is the current in the secondary when the lamp is on? What is the primary current?<br /><br />Step down. 3.33A 0.334A (assuming no iron or copper losses) Mon, 16 May 2011 12:29:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722651 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722632 Do I need a voltage converter if play my us ps2 in Bangladesh. voltage of bangladesh is 220V and the adapter reads input 110V-240V while output reads 8.5V. What's the deal? Pls helpppppppppp.<br /><br />The 'deal' is exactly as stated on the label. That's why they put it there. If the label says 'input range 110V-240V' and your supply is 220V, well.... 220V is inside the stated range of 110-240V, isn't it? Yes. So it will work. Producing 8.5V out as stated. The only problem is if the supply... Mon, 16 May 2011 12:22:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722632 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722613 What will happen if u use 110V power to charge 220V input electronics? I have an SONY CD player with 220V input charger, can it work on 110 V input? th<br /><br />Does it say it can, on the rating label? If so, then yes - it can. If not, then no - it can't. That's why they print these rating labels on AC adapters. Funny, that... Mon, 16 May 2011 12:17:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722613 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722603 I have a small printer that uses input voltage of 120v, but we use 220v here.I can use a step-down transformer alright, but I want it to be handy by just droping it with a resistor.How can I achieve this?<br /><br />You can't. No. Don't. The current drawn by the printer varies, depending on what it's doing. So the voltage dropped across your resistor would vary in proportion to the current. Sometimes it would drop too much (and catch fire) and other times, not enough, so your printer PSU would blow up. A... Mon, 16 May 2011 12:15:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722603 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722521 Have you ever known or met anyone that has cancer? would you like to share anything?<br /><br />i) Yes. ii) Cancer is a truly sh*tty deal. Mon, 16 May 2011 12:00:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722521 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722508 Psssst. Does any one have a secret that they would like to share?<br /><br />The 'antidote' is really cough syrup! :P Mon, 16 May 2011 11:57:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722508 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722504 Psssst. Does any one have a secret that they would like to share?<br /><br />I replaced the filling with sawdust whilst no-one was looking... Mon, 16 May 2011 11:56:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10722504 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720691 What phase are you in? I am in a Daria phase... Gotta love that cynical teen<br /><br />Metamorphosis. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:42:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720691 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720678 Why did you break my camcorder?<br /><br />Because I could. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:38:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720678 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720676 Does God Have feet?<br /><br />It's that or wheels.. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:37:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720676 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720670 Why do you always blame it on me?<br /><br />All the evidence points to you, and you had both motive and opportunity. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:32:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720670 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720667 How do you know you know what you know?<br /><br />Because I know I do. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:31:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720667 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720664 Cow _?<br /><br />..pat hat! Or frisbee, once the crust has formed... Mon, 16 May 2011 02:31:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720664 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720659 What animal abilities would you like to have?<br /><br />Technically, it's an insect ability, but I'd like to have the swivelling arse-cannon of the bombardier beetle! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle Awesome.. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:29:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720659 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720653 What's the worst thing in life (other than regret in my opinion)?<br /><br />Death, and its grinding inevitability. Mon, 16 May 2011 02:21:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720653 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720632 Why do the males in this house never : replace toilet rolls when the last one's finished; fill the kettle when it's empty; bring all the washing in when it looks like rain; buy more milk instead of putting the empty container back in the fridge - etc!<br /><br />Because it's easier, and we enjoy winding you up. Oh, btw you need to get more toilet roll and milk - and if you leave the seat down, we'll pee on it anyway. You'll need to clear that up too. xx Mon, 16 May 2011 02:04:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720632 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720624 My T.V won't turn on. How can I fix it??<br /><br />Talk nicely to it - tell it it's beautiful, and doesn't have a big bum. Buy it flowers. Stroke it. OR Dismantle it, identify the the main circuit blocks and using the appropriate test equipment, systematically work through the sections (starting at the PSU and standby system) testing the... Mon, 16 May 2011 02:00:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720624 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720606 I'm trying to replace a blown fuse in my stereo. The original was 5mm x 20mm (3/4" x 1/5") and had "T2AL250V" written across the top. I bought a new one that said "2A 250V" across the top, but the wire broke as soon as I plugged it in. What do I need?<br /><br />You need to fix the short! Replacing the fuse each time it blows does not address the underlying fault. If it's a modern, chinese stereo, it probably has an electronic switch-mode power supply. A very common failure mode of these supplies is to draw short-circuit current, and they are often... Mon, 16 May 2011 01:53:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720606 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720604 My panasonic vcr blew a fuse. I bought the fuse which is a 250V T1.6 AL. Every time I replace it , it keeps blowing. can anyone help?<br /><br />Almost certainly the internal switch-mode electronic power supply has failed, and is now drawing short circuit currents. This is a very typical failure mode of these supplies. Often, due to the extensive damage caused by the failure, it is cheaper to replace the whole machine than to repair it.... Mon, 16 May 2011 01:50:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720604 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720578 How can i improve my Vertical jump?<br /><br />Land-mine? Mon, 16 May 2011 01:33:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720578 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720575 What's wrong with ______________?<br /><br />..Hessian underpants..? Mon, 16 May 2011 01:31:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720575 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720571 What would the experiment of trying to find out a maximum amount of carbon dioxide for a tree to take in and observing what it does?<br /><br />It's difficult, since that's not a question (more of a collection of words) but I'm guessing the answer you're seeking is "photosynthesis". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photosynthesis Mon, 16 May 2011 01:28:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10720571 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718735 When do you cover your ears?<br /><br />When I'm holding the pin... Sun, 15 May 2011 14:04:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718735 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718726 What do you view as proof of moral decay?<br /><br />Massive increase in immersive, really violent gaming. The type depicting realistic, violent death. Sun, 15 May 2011 14:03:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718726 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718719 What points you in the right direction?<br /><br />My satnav, when it's not busy crashing! Sun, 15 May 2011 14:01:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718719 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718712 Is your cup half full. half empty, completely full or completely empty<br /><br />Empty, broken, and I cut myself on the shards! Now analyse me... grrrr Sun, 15 May 2011 14:00:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10718712