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If you had a cow, what would you call it? Beef...or Sirloin

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Do you enjoy doing laundry? More than I do walking around in dirty clothes!!!

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Men do you like women with full lips? I didn't know they were empty...

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So. . . . . . how much greener . . . . IS. . . . .that grass on the other side of the road? Hm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m? Depends on how much fertilizer and water was used!!!

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Is it better to stay married and very unhappy or cheat and be so guilty whatever the s/o does wouldn't matter, or is divorce really the answer? Neither situation will produce lasting happiness.

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Whats a good license plate saying? I saw a pest control truck with XTRMN 8 (exterminate).

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Do you place a paper napkin on your lap? I only put cloth napkins on my lap to help remind me to not use my shirt sleeves!!

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Why do some people judge something they don't know all the facts about? Because some people think you have a right to their opinion...whether you like it or not!

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Whats an instrument you'd love to learn how to play? Piano or the bagpipes

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Are you hungry after sex? Yes...after 20 minutes of intense cardio workout, my appetite is definitely stimulated...wait, that's running or aerobics....2 minutes of intense cardio workout and my appetite is stimulated! Sorry, I was confused for a minute!!! LOL

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Should i Start Smoking Im 16 Would you viciously mutilate your genitals with an ice pick...the answer is pretty obvious!! NOOOOOO!!!!

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Don't you find life fascinating? The miracle of birth and things like electricity. Yep!

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Do you Believe in Free Will or Choice? I believe we have a free will to make a choice.

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Would you cuddle with The Mothman? Only if love produced those butterfly feelings in my stomach. LOL

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Which sleeve do you do first when putting on a jacket? I am right handed but I do the left first. Unlike my pants, I can put a jacket on both sleeves at the same time. LOL

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Why do people say "crack is wack" if 9 times out of 10 they haven't even tried it? For the same reason you wouldn't have to make love to a prickly pear cactus using a lemon juice lubricant on a salt flat to know that it's probably NOT a very good idea and will HURT REALLY BAD!!. Despite this, there are still people that will not take good advice and will have to find out for themselves.

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10 things you hate about the world? 1. Hypocrisy within the church. 2. The double standard that condemns racist behavior of one group and not of any other. 3. The fact that there is no aptitude or intelligence test in order to procreate. 4. The ridiculous amount of money we pay actors, pro athletes, entertainers, CEOs, politicians and lawyers. 5. Reality TV shows. 6. Cowardly terrorists who hide behind the shields of...

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Why do cat's vomit so much? Because they have low self esteem and a poor perception of their body image...you should take your cat to counseling! LOL

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What's the difference between a wasp and a hornet? The width and order of the black and yellow stripes. (This was only after the bumble bee's attorney claimed a copyright and patent infringement while maliciously attacking the bumble bees livelihood, good name and reputation. The bumble bee won the case and the wasp and hornet had to change their stripes in a manner not to be confused with the bumble bee and were permanently forbidden to...

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What do you think our government would do if there was life found on another planet :/ We would try to justify an invasion of their planet... because they WOULD MOST DEFINITELY HAVE weapons of mass destruction!

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I'm cooking a pound of scrapple. Some for a late supper (with cheese on a roll) and some for tomorrow. How do you feel about scrapple? Isn't it also called head cheese? I've never tried it, but it doesn't sound even the least bit appealing to me!

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What age would you like to be forever? 5...everyone of my family members were alive, school only lasted half the day, no real responsibilities, lots of play time, no relationship problems, imagination was limitless and dreams could be any size and anything you wanted them to be, faith was easy and you could take a nap without anyone hassling you about it! I'd say that's pretty tough to beat!

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Have you ever inhaled that gas that makes your voice very very high? Helium? Yes!! Several times...I'm actually typing in a high-pitched voice right now! LOL

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What are things I should not do while I am driving? Oh yeah....SLEEP!!!!

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What are things I should not do while I am driving? Read the newspaper or a book...I've seen people ACTUALLY do this!!

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What are some things that would be a bad idea to get Grandma for her 100th birthday? A pogo stick A unicycle A Slip N' Slide Skydiving lessons and a stripper pole

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What would a North Korean fast food restaurant serve? Whatever it is, I wouldn't eat it...I heard it made Kim Jong Il (ill). Sorry, the joke was there, had to take it!!!

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What's one sound that bothers you? Rap and opera music and anything played on the accordion!

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When talking with new people, how often do they look at you like your hair was on fire? Hardly ever...I have very little hair to ignite or maintain any type of raging inferno upon my head. And thanks for bringing it up !!

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What's the funniest sitcom you've ever watched? Big Bang Theory!!! I love that show!

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Can you give any animal collective names? Ex. Remuda of horses, gagle of geese. A pack of wild dogs A horde of locusts A herd of elephants A swarm of bees

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What fruits/vegetables have you grown in your backyard? Tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, onions, cucumbers, green beans, peas, sweet corn, strawberries, rhubarb, watermelon, squash, eggplant, pumpkin, cabbage, spinach, lettuce and broccoli are in our garden this year.

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Why is it that "all men are pigs" but good men don't stand by their friends as they compromises their morals... meanwhile otherwise good women will stand by their friends in the most horrid behaviors to include cheating? A pig's orgasm can last up to twenty minutes...there's no way men are pigs! Seriously, I think most men try to think and act in terms of black and white/right and wrong with no gray areas and I'll make the generalization that most men usually don't need or want moral support or approval to justify a behavior, whether good or bad. Nine times out of ten, they want to be...

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What is your sign? STOP

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What comes to mind when I say... I want you?... {{Be nice}} Cheap Trick's...I Want You To Want Me

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Have you ever made up random fake words and used them in a conversation to see if people still understand what you're talking about? If you do please feel free to share your stories:) Yes I do it to antagify (to amplify or increase the ability to be an annoying antagonist) people! LOL

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What is a flavor of Jell-O? Black Cherry

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Can you name something you would find in a park? grass

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I run too fast. What Am I? Forrest Gump!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!

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What's Your Most Attractive Quality? My sense of humor

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What type of attitude problem do you have? No attitude...I just think I'm better than most people! LOL

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Probably because their marketing department came up with a initial brainstorming list like this: A is anus B is butt C is cheeks D is dingleberry E is exit F is fanny G is gas H is hole

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What is the first thing you see when you enter the grocery store? The sign on the door that says "enter"!

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You are screwed if ______? you're a turtle and you're on your back!

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Every child has the right to....what? have loving parents

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(fill in the blank): I hate being________? controlled by the word "if"

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If you found a way to get everyone you met and knew to like you, would you do it? No...but there were some girls in high school that I wish this would have worked on....

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Do you give good advice, and then not listen to it yourself? Yep....

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Hey.................? Are you gonna eat that?!

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What is something that rings or can be rung? A bell

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Birth control or abstinence?... as far a teaching kids A realistic and balanced combination of both...with the hopes that abstinence will prevail!

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What is something you can do with a "rock?" YUP a rock, use that wonderful imagination on this one. Throw it at someone who lives in a glass house!! LOL

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What is something that crawls? SPIDERS!!!

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What is the softest area on you? my thin gelatin coating

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If you could go back in time and stop any terrible event from happening what would it be? 9/11/01

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What should happen to your ashes, if your cremated? I'd have mine sprinkled on Martha Stewart's carpet just to piss her off!

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What do you hate most about society? Sheeple....the idiotic masses that clan together shouting a collective thought that usually lacks intelligence, common sense or morality and then demand that thought be adopted absolutely in the name of utilitarianism (the common good of all) while destroying the concept of personal liberty and free will.

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Are girls with red hair a turn off? A girl...because I'm a guy and I like girls! Especially red-headed girls!

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Does anyone else hate that loud booming bass from cars? I have a very old house and it rattles and shakes, does yours? Drive through their neighborhoods blasting country or heavy metal music and see how they like it! LOL

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What was the class you had the most difficulty with in school? Algebra...

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If Jet Li and Bruce Lee Fought each other who would win? Bruce Lee

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Why are people not more worried about 2013. I mean 13 being unlucky and all. Because the world is supposed to end in 2012...

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Who dresses formally for church? lately ive noticed that a lot of people are just wearing street clothes. what do you think about this? I think it's great!

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To, too and two......does anyone know the difference? To is a preposition Too is an adverb Two is an adjective

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What is the oddest piece of trivia you know? Mr. Rogers (from the t.v. show) was once a Navy frogman (SEAL) before becoming a pacifist and minister.

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What would you do if i showed up naked at your door? Offer you a coat...it's 5 degrees outside!!!

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What is something a fire fighter might have to do on the job? Be a first responder to a medical emergency

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Help! My cat attacked me viciously out of know where. She was going for my face. Never has done this before and also attacked her brother as well. I don't know how to help her. I know I'll get DRed for this...but this offers validity to my opinion that cats are evil!!!

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If you wanted to become a police officer, what do you think would be the most difficult part for you to pass in order to be placed on the roster for training? The psychological test...ever other test you can study or prepare for.

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I am VERY comfortable where I am, but now I have to pee. What should I do? What are my options? Depends....(yes the pun is intended!!!)

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Could you name one thing you consider wasteful? Mowing the lawn...city ordinance requires you to cut it, you cannot harvest it as a crop, it cannot be burned, it must be separated from regular trash when thrown out...and to top it all off; we fertilize and water the grass so it will continue to grow, thus perpetuating the cycle! What a waste!!!

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Who do you know right now that really need a good swift kick in the pants? All politicians!!!! (regardless of party affiliation)

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If i Asked You to recite your Times Tables - Could You,,,,,,? Probably

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What did you think of Gov. Blagos speech to stay in office? I think they should just leave him be He's a crooked Illinois politician regardless of how he paints himself...he deserves to be impeached!!!

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Is the media trying to destroy Obama? Obama and his policies will do the job...the media will just cover it or cover it up!

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What job would a handyman do for you? Anything plumbing related!

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Do u believe in heredity character?obama father is muslim. Religious faith is not hereditary.

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What the heck is your problem? Which one? I have lots of problems, just like everyone else!

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Name something that doesn't matter to us. The mating rituals of flies.

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Name something that most of us would consider not only annoying but also disrespectful. Excessively loud public profanity!

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Relative to the population at large, how do you rate your physical attractiveness? your intelligence? Looks...maybe 5 or 6...Intelligence...9 (I have an IQ of 133. the national average is between 80-100)

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Do we have free will or is life based on determinism? Free will...but some choose to have their lives determined by the actions or inactions of others!

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What is an item of clothing that has elastic in it? Underwear

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What is one thing around your house that comes in a bottle? BEER!!!

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Do you wish you had your own clone slave? Not a slave; but a clone, yes!

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Whats the best quick fix? Sleep....recharges the mind and body and provides a fresh start!

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My 2 1/2 yr old just got over an ear infection and she had to take an antibotic and now It looks like she has a yeast infection.. what can I use on her? Nystatin ointment/cream is sometimes prescribed for thrush and yeast infections...but check with your pediatrician and follow his/her recommendations.

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Can Canada protect the USA? From what?

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Have you ever had an internet stalker? No. Why? Are you interested in stalking me? LOL

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What is the biggest money saving invention The internet!

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If I would have known ______ How would you finish this sentence? all the trouble that went along with this, I'd would've stayed single!

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Is it realistic to use a knife as a mirror to peer around a corner in a combat situation? Only in the movies!!

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Ebony and Ivory go together naturally. Can you think of another. Milk and cookies!

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Do you ever answer a Q, ask a Q, or make a comment on AB, & look at it later, & realize how goofy or unclear you were? Maybe you were tired or in a hurry when you said it & then feel stupid later? I'm pretty clear with my answers, but I always make sure everything is spelled correctly. I really hate misspelled words and the whole text speak in some answers.

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"Married men live longer than single men", but do you think married men are a lot more willing to die? Depends on who they are married to!

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Can you think of weather terms the weather man uses? Accumulation Precipitation Gale-force winds Golf-Ball sized hail Isolated thunderstorms Winter weather advisory

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Can you tell me something about yourself that you think I would enjoy knowing? I am writing a book.

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Now, how did ya get all the way over there? I fell off the wagon....again!

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A lot of people hate Mondays, but don't you find Sunday evenings just as depressing, knowing that Monday is tommorow? I see the logic, but I try to keep all of Monday's depression on Monday only!

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Where's the ____________? The spare roll of toilet paper?...Someone dropped a deuce, used all the paper and didn't replace the roll!!! Man, I hate that!

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What is your favorite snack food? Pizza or anything pizza flavored!

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All this...and _____ too! ...if you're one of the next 50 callers in the next 10 minutes, I'll send you not one, but two, yes two sets of Ginsu knives absolutely free!!!!

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Would you remove ten Facebook friends for a free Whopper from Burger King? I'd remove Facebook from the internet if I could for two Whoppers! I hate Facebook, MySpace, etc.!

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ATTENTION ALL ABers: We're doing circle graphs for math and I need 100 votes for your favorite chess piece. You may put a reason why to prevent dupilcates. I'll be voting too. 1 vote per user. THANKS!!!!!!! The queen...move in any direction and as many spaces as you like.

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Why do people get mad when they ask a question and dont really want to hear the truth? Because the truth usually destroys our desired reality and points out our natural shortcomings and faults.

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I just pushed your buttons, What did I do? I don't know...but I know what pulling my finger does!!!

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Have you ever lost your belief in all that is good and true? nope...just tougher to find!

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Do you ever run into "the one that got away?" A couple of times and still couldn't catch her!!

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What wakes you up first thing in the morning? Crying babies and I can't wait for it to stop!!!

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Would you rather have the power of flight or the power of instant teleportation and why? Teleportation...as far as I know, it cannot be traced by radar and would give the FAA fits trying to track!!!

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"Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters" or "Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry"? Xavier's....definitely

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I wear my __________at night. What? sunglasses...duh

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Today is a blank page, what is your first sentence? It is better to be seen than viewed.

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Which are better: cloth nappies or disposables? Throw aways....I know it's bad for landfills and the environment, but kids are already a lot of work and I don't need the extra hassle!

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Which do you prefer, books or magazines? Depends on the subject matter...magazines tend to give overviews while books are more in depth. I'd prefer books. A stack of books gives the impression that you're well-read...a stack of magazines gives the impression of a cluttered house!

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That door over there is "closed", What do you think is behind that closed door? Chuck Norris!!!

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Would you rather have wealth, power, good looks, intelligence, or fame? Chose one. Wealth...with that wealth you can afford plastic surgery for good looks, use the wealth to negotiate the power you want, use the wealth to attend any type of institute of higher learning...fame comes once people know you're wealthy...so I'd say wealth!

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Do you think if you get divorced, you will never marry again? Nope

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Do men prefer long hair or short hair on woman? It comes down to geographic location!!!

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Why do so many people use "gate" as a suffix when namimg political newsworthy items? It started with the Nixon scandal at the Watergate Hotel across from the DNC headquarters. So every political scandal after that gets a "gate" to make it more scandalous than it probably is!

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What would have you said to Eve if she had tricked you into eating the apple? Hey, God?! This woman you made for me is defective! How can I expect her to do something I ask when She won't even listen to YOU! Can I get a new one?

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What do you think is the real key to happiness? One of two things: Lower standards or the self control to wait for your higher standards to be met

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Why do people say cuss words...? People use "cuss" words when they feel angry, misunderstood, taken for granted, hurt, marginalized, ignored or denied justice. People who do not use these words fall into three categories: 1. Hypocrites that replace forbidden words with more acceptable ones. (i.e. religious people) 2. Liars. 3. Perpetrators, instigators and provokers of those who do use them.

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Have you ever made a promise that came back to haunt you? Something said that ended with the phrase, "I do."

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If given the choice, would you rather have life imprisonment or the Death Penalty. Death Penalty

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Could you steel to feed your family Yep

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Is Skippy your favorite brand of peanut butter? Yes...Super Chunk peanut butter

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What is the most frightening sound? Crowds of people chanting "Obama"!!!

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Can you change someone's mind through violence? Only the anatomical location!!! LOL

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My 8 year old female dog snores like my grandfather! Does anyone else's dog snore loudly? My pug's used to snore as loud as I did!

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Do you think pugs are cute? Yes...had two of them. Wife was allergic to them. Mental note: Next wife not allergic to dogs....scratch that; no next wife...get a dog and stay single!

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Burger King came out with a cologne with a "hint of meat." Tom Ford has a cologne that's supposed to smell like a "man's crotch," and a french designer has one out meant to smell like "blood, sweat and semen." Have we gone too far? Apparently we've lost the desire to smell like soap!

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If You Had A Sign In Front Of Your BATHROOM what would it say? When the kids are taking a nap..."If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, send it down!"

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I want to take a bath but I have lost my rubber ducky. Have you seen him? My kids have a tub full of them...they probably won't miss one!

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YOu have thrown a party for 50 people (beer included). Would you rather do the dishes (not paper plates) or clean up the bathroom after the party? Dishes

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Which bomb is the most dangerous in the world? The ones that go off or set off...the true danger lies in the finger controlling the launch or the the insane leader that commands it!

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Is your partner the most attractive person you have ever seen? Nope. But in her defense...some of the most physically attractive people I've ever seen are really ugly from an intellectual, spiritual and behavioral point of view!

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Thinking back to the year you were born.....Can you name a news event that took place in that same year? Nixon resigned...

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When I say Rumplestiltskin, you say ______________ the hell with Rumplestiltskin....Rumplemintz peppermint schnapps!!!

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I wonder why the word Christmas can be abbreviated to X-mas. Where does the "X" come from? The letter "x" is cross shaped...Christ was crucified on a cross, sounds logical to me.

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_______ is always the reason for __________. Fighting in a marriage is always the reason for the high divorce rate.

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I found a yellowish pill with G32 on one side and 500 on the other. What is this pill? Maybe it's a Nuprin....little, yellow, different! The 500 could possibly be the dosage, 500mg.

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First Thing that comes to Mind when i say CHEESY? PIZZA!!!!

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If you could go back in history to any time to be anyone for a day who would you be and what day? I'd be Bill Gates on the day he writes checks and write myself a million dollar check!!

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What do you find strange that a majority of people do on a daily or very often basis? The number of people who would willfully choose to masturbate a grizzly bear in a phone booth with a handful of tacks while wearing a steak necklace. LOL

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I cannot believe I left home without ____________________ !! My American Express card!

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If all of your sexual fantasies happened in real life would someone end up in prison? No...only divorce court!

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Does a "flashy" car help men get laid more? Spending the money on a car...not so much. Spending it on your, date...maybe. More is a pretty subjective word, how do your quantify the word "more"?

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I am hiding ____ in my _____? Crack in my crack! J/K LOL

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Can you name something you do that you normally won’t admit because it is strange? Answer questions on A/B!

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Will men lie even if it is easy to be truthful? Yes, but often times it's to avoid hurting someone's feelings and escalating a losing situation into an impossible to win let alone reconcile situation. I.E. The "Do these pants make my butt look big?" question.

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Why did you put over there, with that? What do you mean? My authentic replica limited edition Darth Vader electronic lightsaber looks great next to the 6th century Hung Wu Chinese pottery collection!

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I keep seeing 11:11 on the clock all the time. Is this supposed to mean anything? Yes...you're a creature of habit with a very consistent daily schedule.

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What is hate? An emotion used by EVERYONE OF EVERY RACE to elevate themselves above others and to marginalize their existence and right to equality.

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Why, in the Biblical account of creation, did God wait until last to create a woman? Because He didn't want to listen to her bitch about not doing right or "You should've done this or that better"

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I want to start a cult. It's called " The Cult of the Truth". We just try to honestly figure out what's really true in the Universe, and go out for Italian food. Will you join? Sure...as long as we can have a "compound" and if/when the ATF/FBI show up, I get to burn it to the ground! LOL

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What are your favorite quotes? They don't care what you know until they know you care - Billy Graham

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You are on an elevator that will be stuck for hours. Would u rather be on there with a crying baby with colic or a 5 year old that has had NO DISCIPLINE at all? The five year old...I'd teach him some discipline.

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Are you a mattress tag tearer? Yeah...it's perfectly legal IF YOU'RE A CONSUMER and not the retailer, wholesaler or manufacturer.

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First material object that comes to mind when you think of a barbie girl? Recently Divorced Barbie...comes with half of Ken's stuff! LOL

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Why was the music better in the 80s? I don't actively dislike new music, but really, hair metal and synthesizers never should have gone out of style. The 80s were the last years to use analog recording methods before everything went digital....today's music has completely lost the analog "warmth" of yesterday's music.

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What have you been the most naive about? The amount of sex I thought I'd be having being married!

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What will probably be your last words of 2008? (be comical) I'll get too excited about this crappy year being over with that I'll say "HAPPY NEW YEAR" before the clock actually strikes midnight!

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What can you buy for 5 dollars? Anyting you want...according to the Vietnamese hooker in "Full Metal Jacket".

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Does my husband constantly play video games because I'm boring? I don't play video games, but it could be... 1. He feels the problems or situations faced in video games can be figured out/solved/defeated, whereas real-life problems are more difficult to overcome. 2. The power button on the game controller is easier to turn on than you.

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If I was on an elevator with you, and I started to sing, would you punch me in the stomach? No...but I might fart until you stop singing! LOL

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What is the surname of Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry film character? Harry Callahan

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Do you believe the rapture will be soon/in our lifetime? There's a good possibility!

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Is it worth trying to get someones attention if they ignore you? No...not really.

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Are their some races we still don't know about? Crippled turtle races...they are slower moving than regular turtle races! LOL

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Now why did you go and do that? Because you said I couldn't!!

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Do you decorate every part of your house for Christmas or stick to a minimum? ( Just a tree perhaps)! Just the tree...the electric company loves this time of year for all those people who decorate the exterior of their homes.

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I'll rephrase my previous question then, why r men such a complicated species? Men aren't complicated, they want three things (in no particular order) 1. Something good to eat. 2. Something cold to drink. 3. See something (preferably women) naked. That's pretty simple to me!

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Do you think people who don't have cars should have to shovel their driveways or not? I don't think you should have to shovel the sidewalk for the mail carrier if he walks through your yard. What's the point?

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Where will we NEVER find you? At a gay bar eating bananas!!! LOL

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When your not wearing your glasses do you keep them in your glasses case No

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What actually stops most of us from seeking a life full of crime as opposed to the people that do? Social Control and Rational Choice theories of sociology

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Is your belly button a INNI or an OUTTIE... what do you prefer? Innie

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Would you marry for COMFORT? Nope!

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Do you ever have thoughts which are to complicated to articulate to others? Yes, especially when it comes to theology, sociology and conspiracy theories.

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Where on earth did you get that from? I found it fermenting under last year's fruit cake! U hope you like it!

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Do you know what citron is? Where can I purchase it? It's usually a combination of candied orange and lemon peel and you should be able to find it in any baking aisle at the grocery store.

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Would you consider marrying me? Nope...already married.

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What was your favorite musical group when you were a teenager? Probably Tesla and Guns N' Roses

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Do you trust Muslims? Trust is earned on an individual basis with all people

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I plan on donating my body to the medical school at the local university. I'm thinking about getting some tatoos. I was thinking maybe: "Learn!" and "I used to be good-looking." Any other suggestions? 1. Not responsible for the contents within. 2. Best if used by this date: ________ 3. I left my heart in San Francisco. 4. It's not me! Whoever smelled it, dealt it!! 5. When I first came here I was a real stiff, but I've loosened up!

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What random FACT can you give me that many people may not know about? A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.

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What's the first word that comes to mind when you read the letter "V"? Vigilante

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What kind of beer do you have in your fridge? Michelob Ultra

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"Last one there is a _____" horribly slow athlete and should stop trying to run in races!

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What decals would you want on your casket/coffin? An address label made out to "Jesus, thou art in heaven"

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Have you ever been sitting in a public place and you think of something so funny you start laughing and everyone looks at you like you're insane? Yep...repeatedly

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What's the first thing you know? Mother's voice...

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You have a _________ in your _______ You have a fly in your soup!

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Could you be a Pro-Hackey-Sacker? Nope...never liked the idea of kicking my sack or anyone else's sack! LOL

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Ever shopped in your birthday suit? My birthday suit doesn't fit anymore!!

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My friend is always exposing an inch or 2 of her butt crack in public places. How do i tell her to stop without embarassing the both of us? Put a little plumber's putty there. She'll either stop wearing her pants too low or she won't let you be her friend anymore and then you won't have to worry about embarrassing you!

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I dont like it when people....... deny others justice

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Who would win a golf game between Jesus and Tiger Woods? Hard to say...if Jesus won, he'd be accused of cheating or taking advantage of the limited ability of man. If Tiger won, Jesus would still be accused of letting him win. Personally, I think Jesus allows Tiger to be a great golfer so that He doesn't have to, although He would be quite capable of doing so.

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So what's plan B? Execute the executives!!!

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Do you think they should stop having kid pageants? Yeah, parents shouldn't be allowed to live vicariously through their children in any circumstance. Pageants are way for those parents to gloat over their command of the gene pool and breeding stock (or the former glory of!)

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What is the ultimate mistake in a friendship? Trying to change them...not accepting their flaws as well as their attributes!

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What was the last living thing you killed?( think about it ) germs....I just washed my hands!

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If a religious person said to you "Happy Holidays and "-GOD BLESS". Is the part god bless is suppose to mean a good thing or a bad thing? It it supposed to be a good thing

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What would yo do on first date with person you like Try to get a second date!

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Is world peace a realistic possibility? How? No...you cannot convince over 6 billion people to be like minded, serve the same God and treat everyone equally.

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If you had a choice to turn left, turn right or go straight, what would you do? If I was facing North...I'd turn left to go west. Politically speaking, I go right. As far as sexuality, I'd stay straight!

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Im 16 and my girlfriend is 14, i love her with all my heart. but she has cheatd on me twice nd both times i forgave her. is that bad? It's no bad to forgive her, but it is bad to continue to allow yourself to be hurt by her cheating.My general advice is find out if she has "daddy" problems. If she does, make your life easier and find a new girlfriend!

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Would you put a GPS tracker on your teen's car? NOBODY deserves to be tracked by the Federal government!

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Would you take a job as an executioner? Yes...although the thought of having a signed affidavit from God that doesn't hold me personally or morally responsible for the condemning of an innocent person in which I had no part in the prosecution, conviction or sentencing would be nice.

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What do all women do, That drives men Nuts? Talk!! LOL

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Would you rather have the power of invisibility or super strength Invisibility if it included the ability to avoid thermal imaging and infrared detection.

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What is the biggest mystery of this world? Why men can grow hair in their ears, back and crack of their ass but not on their head!

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The lrish culture the irish get slagged alot on tv on movie's even on the simpsons not all irish are drunk fighting people that spend all there time in pubs . Yeah, you're right...nobody seems to care about how oppressed and discriminated against by others when a large population of Irish immigrated to the U.S. Unfortunately, because the Irish are considered "whites" most Americans don't think they were discriminated against.

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What's wrong with my clothes dryer? It buzzes when I push the button, but nothing else. I checked the belt and it seems to be tight. Sounds like the timer dial is stuck

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What would be the worst thing to do, when trying to save on your electric bill? Putting up outdoor holiday decorations that use electricity. The electric company LOVES this time of year!!

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How would you feel if you discovered a hidden camera behind your bathroom mirror? I'd try to disconnect it and then re-mount under the toilet seat so they can see my opinion of them is! That, and I have lousy aim and at some point when they have to retrieve the camera, they have to clean it!!

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Could you believe in love again? Love is subjective...but I think I'd prefer to have the "Burger King" version of love next time...."Have it my way!"

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Do you think inmates should be allowed to vote? No...These people have violated the law, and regardless of whether or not they continue in a life of crime, they should not be allowed to vote for the people who create our laws and govern society. Hypothetically, if they could vote, why would they vote for someone who would further impede their chosen way of life? It sabotages the principle of integrity. If I don't want to pay higher...

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An employee and two customers trampled to death on Black Friday, do you think retailers should be allowed to continue with these types of sales? Livestock and lemmings routinely stampede and trample their own kind. People who behave the same way are no smarter and should be looked upon as inferior based on the fact that they have the potential to develop the ability NOT to act in such a frenzied, animalistic way.

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If you found a stack of money outside, would u keep it or turn it in to the police? just curious what someone else would do :D I'd turn it in, then charge a finder's fee of 50%

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Have you ever regtretted a tattoo? Can you think of one you would never regret? Yes, so I covered them up with one I didn't regret!

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Should the government be involved in issues of personal safety? No...stupid people are not endangered species, so there is no reason to pass laws to protect them!

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Uh oh! _____!? It's magic! The song by The Cars

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'infidelity'? most Hollywood movie stars and politicians

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Some say that our eyes are windows to our souls. What do your eyes say about you? Mind your own business and stop trying to stare at my soul! LOL

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What can you remember in your lifetime that makes you feel really old when you think about it? I.E. rotary phones, manual typewriters and the like. Computer programs that had to be loaded manually from 5 1/4 inch floppy drives!!!

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Pick a number, any number...what is it? 7

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Did your school milk come in a bottle or a carton? cartons

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Ok. You have to pick one food and what ever you pick is the only food you can eat for the rest of your life. What do you pick? ( it can be a dish ex: spaghetti and meatballs, tater tot hotdish, chicken and rice...) Pizza

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Do you get excited and giddy around christmas still? Yes kind of...

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My 16th party is comming up. And i want to break up with my girl friend. But im not shure if i should invite her. What should i do? My guess is that you're interested in someone else who you have invited or are going to invite to the party and you would feel awkward if your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend were to be there at the party. Chances are that if you break-up before the party, she will choose not to attend. It would be very uncool and discourteous to break-up with at the party.

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The last time you went grocery shopping what was the last item you put in your cart? Smuckers seedless red raspberry jam

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What is the most challenging quote you have ever heard and why? "The most pervasive and least condemned form of dishonesty is not doing the best you can." Marine Colonel Jeff Cooper.

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Does anyone eat breakfast on Thanksgiving or do you wait for the turkey? Yes, I eat breakfast on Thanksgiving

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Do you think if Brad Pitt never worked in a film with Angelina Jolie that he would still be married to Jennifer Anniston? No...I think there was more trouble in the marriage before Angelina showed up

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Do you ever get the feeling that no matter what you do, it is never good enough? Yep...if you've never had that feeling, congratulations you're single or not married!

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I am now officialy jewish but the only probolem is i know nothing about jewish religions can you help me Your Sabbath starts on Friday at sundown and ends Saturday at sundown I believe. And you're not to eat foods with yeast in it or pork. Beyond that, I don't know a whole lot!

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Name something you toss? trash

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Is Your Mind Constantly Screaming To Get Out? In that padded cell with the music turned up...I no longer hear the screaming! LOL

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Where would you consider to be a wrong place to be looking for love? Prison

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Do you need a role model? how old are you? 35 and I'd prefer a swimsuit or underwear model

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If you were asked to write a rock song,what would the title be? Freedom Slave

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I have two indoor bunnies who get a lot of playtime outside in the summer and the fall. Is it ok i let them hope around with snow on the ground? Or is that something I should avoid? Thanks. They should be okay...but I wouldn't leave them alone, they tend to hump like rabbits! LOL

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So i've been reading alot into famous predictions and alot of them involve the world coming to an end in dec 2012...this is also supposedly been predicted by races of people years ago....what do you think cause its freaking me out? R.E.M. says it best..."It's the end of the world as we know it!"

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What song do you want to turn up to 11? Back In Black by AC/DC

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What are your favorite "almost dirty" words? Mine are "masticate" and "succulent" enticing and erotic

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Would you send your baby a $1,000 dollar bill? No...they would either tear it or try to eat it.

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Which are shortest time world records? Boxing or UFC matches resulting in knockouts.

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If an American says they live in the greatest country in the world isnt that like a white person saying being white is the better skin color? Why should I, as a white person, be obligated to feel guilty, apologize, regret or have less pride in my ethnic heritage. I don't think my skin color is better, but I wish I was allowed to have the same level of pride in my race without being falsely labeled as a white supremacist. And yes, WE do live in the greatest country in the world!!!

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Ok, so looks like Obama has the election all wrapped up. Does this mean that American Blacks have to stop "playing the race card", since the majority of the country has actually voted for a black president? They should, but probably won't.

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Will Obama be able to turn the economy around? Nope

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Do you think that in general people are getting stupider? Yes...the election proved it!!!!

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Obama Won the election!!!!, what are your thoughts on him being the FIRST Black president? I'm glad we as a nation have gotten past the issue of race, I just wish we could have done it without a socialist democrat!

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We put up w/ Bush for EIGHT YEARS! How do you feel? Happy Obama Won? I'll be happy only if I get to choose who's wealth transfers to me!

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Obama won. Are you happy!? F**K NO!!!

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Are you closer to an idiot or genius? A genius with idiotic tendencies and ideas!

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If you were an alien how would you invade Earth? I would enter through the U.S./Mexican border...it's not very well guarded!

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Do you ever think about those you have hurt in your past and want to make it right? Or do you let it go? I've tried to make it right with most of the people, it doesn't sit well with me to just let it go and not try to make things right.

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If you had to assemble a crack team that consisted of the smartest people in the world, who would you call upon? Me, myself and I....Couldn't guarantee the other two would do their part.

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What would the Pillsbury Dough Boy really like to say when someone pokes him in the belly? I'll tell ya where ya can stick that finger, buddy!!

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If a stone cold killer came up to you and said "I'll give you a choice. Kill your best friend in the whole world or I'll kill you." You would do what? I'd tell him HE is my best friend...and to go kill himself!!

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Which celebrity am I? I broke up at least two marriages,but yet I wont even talk to my own father because he cheated on my mother. Angelina Jolie

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Which do you prefer to eat; peanut butter and jelly or grilled cheese? Grilled cheese

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Which Serial Killer was the most vile? John Wayne Gacy or Jeffrey Dahmer

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What does your shower curtian look like? Like blurry porn when I'm standing behind it! LOL

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Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom in a public facility? Yes...even if I don't pee on my hand! LOL

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I'm really jazzed ~ tonight I just drove my new car home! I'll be taking it out for the first inaugural daytime spin tomorrow. What song would you recommend I blast through the stereo for such an occasion? Depends on the car!

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What are some classic combinations? can be anything... (In my best Forrest Gump voice)...Peas & Carrots

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What animal amuses you most? Pugs

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Why are some people SO defensive? Because it's better than being SO offensive!?

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What should I know about you? I really like my privacy!

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How hard do you find it to get going in the morning? Yep...

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "White Pony"? A slang euphemism for a tampon.

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What comes to mind first when you see a bodybuilder? As self-conscience as most men are about the size of their genitals, it amazes me that they create all this muscle mass that really makes their package look smaller in comparison to the rest of their body.

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Who is more of a party animal: al gore or ben stien? Ben Stein...Gore would be a party killer trying to get everyone to watch his movie or he'd make everyone stop breathing for minutes at a time to reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in the air.

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What does your tattoo say or symbolises I designed the four I have so there is a very high probability that no one has the same tattoos

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Will it be Obama or McCain? neither...Bob Barr the Libertarian Candidate!

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If you could add -or- take away one thing the human body does w/o it having any reprepercusions, what would it be? excessive body hair

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If you could be the President, what would you do to be helpful to people? Set term limits for Congress

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I am not voting for Obama, that makes me a ____________? a person I can recruit to join the Libertarian Party!

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Whats your best pick up line? I like are those moon pants? Cause that ass is out of this world! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" closer together!

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Who would win in a catfight, Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton? It wouldn't be a catfight because Hillary is a bitch! And Palin would win, and probably gut her like a moose!!

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Hillary Clinton vs Condoleeza Rice Condoleeza Rice.

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Loving you is .........? a dirty job and I'm the man to do it...a great song by Ratt

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Moral dilemma... Would you rather let your child starve or let your child be raped in exchange for the food it needs to survive? I would allow the child to starve, as heartbreaking as it would be...

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Stop, in the name of _____! Love!

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Do you ever get freaked out when your driving? Yes...early morning driving when all of the sudden you're several miles down the road and you don't remember any of the usual landmarks along the way.

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What is the best way to fall asleep? Watch C-SPAN or a presidential debate

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Why shouldn't naked men parachute? They could land on the ground hard? LOL

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What sin is the worst in God's eyes? All sin is equal in the eyes of God...Man grades the severity of sin to rationalize and justify his own sin in comparison to others to try to lessen his own guilt!

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*sighs* ~ well i can't decide what to wear. Sexy jeans ... skimpy bikinis ... short shorts ... or a mini skirt? I like all four or none at all!! LOL

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*sighs again* ~ do i have to do everything for myself? No...no one should have to get undressed alone!!! LOL

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Why isn't anyone cooking my breakfast or making me some coffee? Because I don't know where you live?

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Do you like Sarah Palin? I think she's a very principled and strong woman. She seems to be the embodiment of today's American woman.

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What are the most important issues the world is facing today? The issue isn't as important as the solution and we will never reach a solution until EVERYONE in the world admits to some level of fault and that we all are partially responsible for the way things are.

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Three things you don't love ? Three things you do love? Things I don't like: 1. Socialist Liberals 2. Racial Bigotry and Racism committed or condoned by minorities. 3. Sheeple...people who follow the crowd without thinking for themselves. Things I like: 1. Sex 2. Privacy 3. All the things protected by the U.S. Constitution

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How many times can you shake it, before its considered playing with it? I wasn't playing with it...I was cleaning it and it went off!! LOL

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What would you do to stop traffic? Throw those plastic balls into the street because everyone immediately expects a child to run out into the street to recover the ball.

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Would you let your child drink alcohol under the age of 18 years old? Nope....

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I am a home gardener. I am currently growing some bell pepper plants. They have bloomed several times but the bud seems to bloom then die and fall off. Is it too much water or too little? Depends on the climate and how much water they have had. My guess would be too little. Check the nutrient level of the soil as well.

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Can you describe America using just no more than five words? politically blind deaf and dumb

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A friend buys you a lottery ticket and you win 50 million, do you split the winnings? Yes

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Can you give me an example where you have reaped what you have sown? children

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Why do you like to answer questions with another question? Could you rephrase the question?

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Men, do these vital statistics sound good to you: 34C- 26-34 on a 5 ft 4 inch lady? They're nice numbers...but how do you measure sense of humor, personality, mental health, financial stability and other important stuff.

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What would you do if you found yourself falling in love with someone on AB? I've seen beautiful people that I could find myself infatuated with...does that count?

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name "joe"? Satriani

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What do you associate with diamonds? The 5 "C's"....Cut, Carat, Clarity, Color and the Crazy Chick that makes you buy it!

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What's your pirate name? Black Sam Kidd

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Ronald McDonald or Ronald Reagan? Reagan

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What kinds of things do you count? Money!

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You are all alone,the only one in the house. What will you do? Whatever I want

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Do all men like skinny woman? I like thinner women but I'm not ALL men.

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Would you switch your vote if your role model(s) endorsed the other presidential candidate? Absolutely not! That's as ridiculous as voting for someone solely because of one issue!

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Does hanging out in an empty field, in the middle of no where, at 2am to watch a meteor shower sound like fun to you? Sounds cool to me!

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Apple Jacks or Fruit Loops? Apple Jacks

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If a sperm bank were to encounter trouble would the federal government bail them out-and with what? Well, there would be a lot of pricks with their hands out, looking for private donations to help the average Jack off Wall Street...I hoping someone would just make them swallow their mistakes...Man, innuendos are a lot of fun!!

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What is the worst thing (using no profanity) that can be said to anyone? Your mother should have aborted you.

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I have a really cool ______? sense of humor!

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Do you suppose the reason why WOMEN give birth is because Eve is the one who talked Adam into eating fruit, but, if it had been the other way around and ADAM first touched the fruit, then MEN would be giving birth, does this make sense or is it NONSENSE? I don't really know...I can offer a theory as to why men don't like listening to female advice..."Here Adam, taste this one!" LOL

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If we were to take a ride down your Memory Lane... what type of transportation would we most likely need? A garbage truck...maybe I'd collect a least some of the recyclables and at least get something out of it!

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If your s/o attempted to forbid you to do something he/she was`nt happy with,would you agree to stop? I would stop only if she agreed to me forbidding her from not being happy about the things I do! Just to prove the point! LOL

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Can you finish this sentence? Behold the power of______. stupid people in large groups!

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Can you tell us 5 random facts about you...just for the fun of it; nothing serious about the question! I am human I have all the required body parts for my gender I own a motor vehicle I vote I always give answers to questions like this

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Who would win? A vicious police dog charging, or you carrying a baseball bat. The dog...the K-9 handler would either shoot you or taser you before you'd even get a chance to hit the dog with the bat.

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What is good job to get with economy like this? Funeral director...people still die and it costs money to have them cremated or buried. Possibly the best recession/depression proof job around.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What color is your ceiling? White.

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Are you a good teacher? What do you teach? Only the success of the student can determine that!

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Do you have a song that just help gets you through the day? Or that just makes your day, or a song that gets you ready for the day? Walk of Life by Dire Straits almost always puts me in a good mood...it's mainly the keyboard intro that just sounds kinda happy.

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Is it stupid to text a girl at 11:30pm just to tell her you sneezed? If she texted you at 11:00pm and said that sneezing turns her on...then no it wouldn't be stupid. But if that isn't the case, yeah it's stupid!

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Are you looking forward to having a black president? This is not a racist question! No...I'm not looking forward to the possibility of his white counterpart being president either.

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Quick quick, think of an animal and add to it's end the letter 'Y' :) :).. it's fun :) Bear-y!

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HEY! Whats that under your car seat? Boogers!!!! LOL

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What are words that begin with I that would describe Ninjas? My ninja friend is assisting the ninja beaurocracy come up with an acronym for assassin, and need something for the letter I. The acrynm so far is Associated Sovereignty of Skilled Ambient Antagonistic Secret Society of Armed Stealthy Silent Invisible Ninjas

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What are words that begin with I that would describe Ninjas? My ninja friend is assisting the ninja beaurocracy come up with an acronym for assassin, and need something for the letter I. The acrynm so far is Associated Sovereignty of Skilled Ambient Invisible

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Is the place you live in , on a street, crescent , avenue or...........? Parkway

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Right now at this second what are you thinking about and why are you thinking about it? Get me outta here!!

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What would you say or do if your boyfriend of 5 years told you if he had known you were never going to lose weight, he never would have started dating you? Dump him and see how long it takes for him to come crawling back!

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If Obama should win. Would you do a painting of the look on peoples faces..if that would happen? It would be censored immediately...a painting of people with their heads in their asses! Same painting for those who vote for McCain!

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Whats the best $20 bucks you ever spent? Condoms and flavored massage oil?

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18 first graders in S.F. were bused to city hall on a field trip to witness a gay wedding....First graders!!! Is this right? Although I don't personally like the idea I hope they had enough decency not to invite the kids on the honeymoon! LOL

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If grass could talk, what would it say? If I were EMO, I'd cut myself!!

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If you could go back in time and change your mistakes, would you? (keep in mind, you're where you are now because of them. And be honest.) Yep...regardless of how it would change my present life.

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If hindsight really is 20/20, why can't I see out of my butt? Because even if you stick your head up there, your eyes aren't in the back of your head!! LOL

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If I ordered a pizza, would you share it with me? Yes...what's on it?

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If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you would ________. be miserable.......FOREVER!

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If uncle sam called today and said he needed you to serve to protect the country, would you go? I served in the Navy for six years...right now...my priority would be to only protect my country from the DOMESTIC enemies (mainly our own government!)

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If someone hates another persons behavior and hates everything they stand for and against, does it mean they hate the person? Absolutely not!

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My boyfriend of 4yrs watches transsexual porn between a regular man and a man w/ breast and hair etc. he also joined an adult friend finder site and labeled himself as bi-curious. is this normal? i want to hear what other men have to say Based on the world majority, heterosexual behavior is normal.

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Where's a good place to start if you're 'lookin' for trouble'? Pick a fight at your local bar with the shortest drunk guy...

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Do you believe in any conspiracy theories? Yes I do. If one person with limited means can come up with a conspiracy to commit a crime and not get caught, then it is highly probable that a group of like-minded people, armed with power and money, can mastermind a conspiracy so intricate that it couldn't be unraveled.

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Why, do women flaunt their boobs and then get mad when a man stares at them? Why don't we address the real issue...tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes! LOL

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What is affecting youth in today's society? Apathy and selfishness

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There are at least 2900 gods and religious believes in the world, all are rather silly and in my opinion the result of ignorance and fear. So is it just as silly for me to look for some kind of meaning to life, does life exist only as a consequence of the No...you just haven't found something that matches your desired level of silliness and ignorance (or the lack thereof of those traits)

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If the good things you've done were weighed against the bad things you've done which side would be heavier? The bad...not because I'm some horrifically evil person, but I think I've missed a lot of opportunities to be a better person...I also think we fail to see how our choices have negative consequences on other people.

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Who would win in a Presidential debate >>Bill Clinton or Hillary Clinton? Only Bill has been President or a Presidential nominee, so I would say Bill.

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If you were made president, what would be the first thing you would do/change? Set term limits for Congressman and Senators, make the office of the presidency a one eight-year term, with no possibility to be re-elected, install a Congressional vote of no confidence system, make it illegal for Supreme Court justices to legislate from the bench, eliminate income tax, evict the United Nations and other world organizations that are a threat to national sovereignty, and...

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What does the beach smell like? All I know is that the ocean smells because that's where all the fish PEE!!!!!

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Is it okay for your boss to fire you if you swore at him? Only if the boss is responsible enough to address the issue that made you swear at him in the first place. To fire someone for name-calling is just as childish as the one doing the name-calling.

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Does your favorite color remind you of a smell? Orange Rust....ground cinnamon

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Do you really believe what goes around comes around aka Karma It is the ultimate belief in the principles of justice, not the justice system. If people never get what's coming to them or what they deserve, then there is no justice.

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Which celebration throughout the year do you prefer? Easter...it's not nearly commercialized as Christmas!

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President Bush is down to his final 100 days in office...how does that make you feel? Hopefully the criminal indictments for Bush and Cheney will start in 101 days....

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Are intimidated by someone if they put a gun to your face? Point blank? Not really...that doesn't mean that the situation isn't serious, but the farther away the person is with the gun, the scarier it is.

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With cheese or without cheese? Always with cheese!!!!

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America or Japan? Lived in both...I'll choose America.

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Would you rather have intelligence or wisdom? Wisdom

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You tend to listen to your __________. own flatulence!

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What do you read on the airplane? The barf bags!!!

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Is cartoon nudity more acceptable than photos of real people? No...mainly because of the allure of cartoon to children.

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Is there anything better than a democracy? There are too many misinformed or uninformed people to trust with a true democracy. A functional representative republic that strictly adheres to the Constitutional guidelines set forth would be nice!

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Which is it guys: baseball, booze, or boobs? Boobs...nobody has ever gotten a DUI from boobs!

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How do you tell if you have some chemistry with someone? usually a gut feeling

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If a noise in the house wakes you up in the middle of the night , do you get straight up and investigate or do you just lie there frozen with fear? I grab my flashlight, my handgun and my cell phone and go check it out!

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I want my children to go to good schools. I want the government to keep its nose out of my yearly physical. I want the middle class to be the largest class. I want a family to be able to function on 1 paycheck. What political party do I belong to? Libertarian Party. Go Bob Barr!!

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What makes you shout out in pain? Rap music

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Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft? Overall coolness - Indiana Jones Overall nakedness - Lara Croft

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Do you have a caption for this?•••see first answer George Burns wasn't using them anymore, so I thought, Why not? It'll help hide my big ears!

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How does money smell? About what it's worth...S**T!

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Hey Country "Folk"! What are some things that the city "slickers" have probably never done? Cow-tippin'!!!!

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Can you write a caption for this?♦♦see first answer♦♦ It's gets hard at the bottom.

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When you see a man wearing a tuxedo with a bow tie to event, what do you think? Bond...James Bond! LOL

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OJ was found guilty on all counts. Do You think he will get life? Kidnapping and armed robbery are just 2 of the 12 charges he was convicted of. Kidnapping is a pretty serious crime...and regardless of his guilt or innocence in his murder trial...he CANNOT legally own a firearm, making the armed robbery charge even more aggravated. His lawyers will obviously appeal stating that O.J. cannot get a "fair trial" during the the media attention stemming from the murder trial and the recent publicity of this trial. This should be a...

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Is cheating going out for hamburger when you're getting steak at home? They say too much red meat will kill you!!!

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Why do guys say that girls are sexy if they have brains and a good soul even though they go for the skinny pretty girls? The reasons guys say any girl is sexy...they're looking to get laid!!

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Will Palin survive till election day, or be replaced? She won't be replaced unless Obama replaces Biden with Hillary...I love how the American voter will be labeled a sexist for not voting Republican and a racist for not voting Democrat...I'm going to be labeled both for voting Libertarian!!

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What was your favorite toy when you where a child? Probably GI Joe

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Is cheating going out for hamburger when you're getting steak at home? Why not find one woman that can cook both?

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I'm dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween. What kind of props should I have with me? A hockey stick, a tube of lipstick and a pit bull...I suggest putting the lipstick on the hockey stick, you still have all ten fingers!

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What makes a woman sexy in your mind? Usually men's imagination!

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DId you fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? No...I was walking underneath the tree when Rosie O'Donnell fell on top of me...I almost died!!!

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If "sexy" were a pencil drawing, what would it look like? As long as there's enough "lead in the pencil" who cares?

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How often do you raise your voice? Everyday...if you wanna be heard you have to speak up!

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If God did exist, what one question would you ask him/her? Why does He allow hair to grow in my butt crack and not on my head? Hair has no practical purpose down there in the butt crack and I'd really like Him to explain his reasoning behind that decision.

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Do your own thoughts scare you sometimes? Yes...but most of the time I let them scare other people!! LOL

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You're invisible for the next 12 hours. What do you do? Go to the ladies room at the Playboy Mansion, rob a bank, tear off all the tags at a mattress store, talk to people who are alone in elevators and go to Catholic mass with a voice changer and tell the priests to stop molesting children! However, after eleven hours at the Playboy Mansion, I don't think I'd have enough time to do all the others! LOL

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Do you think Palin will be annihilated during the debate? No...because Biden thinks that FDR was president in 1929 and that television had already been invented and commercially available. Check out what he said to Katie Couric during his interview with her.

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Do you have a classic line, motto, saying that you coined? Soldiers will always follow their leaders. The question is whether they do so out of loyalty or to make sure their leader is the first one shot!

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Why are so many people unwilling to except the theory of evolution? Is it because they feel there is a lack of evidence? Or is it because it conflicts with their own religious teachings? When God told Moses about Creation in the Book of Genesis, it would be LOGICAL to assume that God only explained creation as it directly affected the origin of mankind. The first two verses...1. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. 2. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. Why...

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Sometimes I just wish my ex husband would just walk off a cliff. I know that's mean. Should I go to confession tomorrow? No...send him travel brochures to see popular cliffs and waterfalls...he may convince himself to vacation there and have an "unfortunate accident" as some members of the mob would say!

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What is your favorite euphemism for being pregnant? Preggers

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Why don't some people just admit that they are human and make mistakes instead of trying to let everyone think they are a Superhero? Because our current society scrutinizes, demonizes and punishes mistakes rather than recognizing that all humans, regardless of gender, color, religion or ethnicity make mistakes.

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What do you think would change in the world if there was a rip in time/space on the day you were born and it altered things so that the only major change on that day was you were not born?? What would be different without you? I would not offer this line of questioning to use for a suicide hotline!!

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For one to eat meat, they must kill or approve of the killing of animals. Killing (irrespective of how “humane” it could be) to a certain, degree requires an act of violence. Does this therefore mean that meat eaters have violent souls? All LIVING green plants contain chlorophyll. If a vegetarian or vegan prepares, cooks or eats a green plant, then technically aren't the plants STILL ALIVE? They first torturing the plant by ripping it out of the ground, cutting and stabbing into serving portions, subjecting it to boiling water or microwave radiation, then cutting and stabbing it AGAIN into bite-size portions, then...

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How often, and to what degree, does the average North American contemplate murder or other violent acts? There are way too many factors and variables to accurately answer that question!

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Which cable TV channel could put you to sleep quicker than sleeping pills? Home Shopping Network

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Without thinking about destination, what is more efficient for transportation of goods, boat or truck? (Semis.) Catapult!!! LOL

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What if Yoda was president of the United States? Shortest president he would be!

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Is dissenting opinion a crucial part of our democracy? yes...but we are actually a republic with democratic ideals...the current generations of the "average American citizens" are not smart enough to be trusted in a truly pure democracy.

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Do you have a hot neighbor? yeah

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When in a public bathroom you _________. hover if paper seat liners are not available!!!

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Do you think some pillows look funny? Only the ones with bite marks!! LOL

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When was the last time you buried something... and what was it A secret cache for contraband...and no, I'm not telling what it is or where its at!!!

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Wackity wack wack wack! was all you heard? Some spoiled brat playing whack-a-mole at Chucky Cheese's!!

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Is it normal to have very morbid thoughts about the details of a car accident that had 6 of your friends and your sister? 2 died. i mean slow motion detailed images of what happened in the car... It's completely plausible that you may try to recall the events in order to make sense of the tragedy, although oftentimes people look back and see (or think they see) opportunities to prevent it, which in turn produces feelings of guilt and regret.

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I'll never ________________ again smoke weed with Willie

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Why do men carry purses? To provoke an ass kicking or at the very least, ridicule and scorn from real men!!!

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What tends to fall from your family tree? Bad apples and complete nuts!!! LOL

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What do you think of people who aren't politically correct? Smart...I also think they have a sense of humor and at least have the maturity to let what people say just roll off them rather than cry or whine because they haven't learned to ignore people who'll say things just to see if you'll get upset.

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Is the phrase "Do you promise to tell the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth" part of the religious confessional? Its utterance seems to have been popularized in the United States court systems as an oath sworn prior to testifying rather than a mainstream religious confession.

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Whats your favourite breakfast cereal? Almost anything with cinnamon in the title

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Would science and religion ever reconcile Both, at times are too arrogant to even consider apologizing, let alone reconciling.

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What (if anything) do you collect? Vintage plastic shotgun shell mugs

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Have you ever disappeared for a while and come back to find out no one knew you where gone? Yes...

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If you've ever been a doormat and/or weak-willed, does it feel good to finally stand up for yourself? I just yelled at someone, and while I may have been yelling, I feel great for asserting what I believe and following through with my actions. Good for you!!! It does feel great.

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Do you have a drive-in theatre where you live? Yes...within thirty miles or so

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Guns N Roses? Sweet Child o' Mine

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for KISS? Rock & Roll All Nite

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Alice in Chains? No Excuses

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Jaws or Star Wars, which one made more of an impact on you? Star Wars

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What color is my underwear? It looks like light blue...but my binoculars are not high quality, you might be wearing lavender. LOL

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Have you ever awaken and been confused as to the day of the week? Yes...especially after long periods of sleep deprivation or from the proper use of OTC cold medications.

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Is Extasy really that bad once in a while going out to clubs? I don't know...is giving yourself a vasectomy with a rusty razor blade and a soldering iron bad? For those who don't understand sarcasm, the answer to the question is yes!!!

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My ex wants to be at our son's birth but my brothers don't want him to go, I think my ex should see his son's birth, I'm scare of my brothers being mad, what should I do? He helped make the child, so he is well within his rights to be at the birth, regardless of which family members disapprove.

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What causes a gun to jam and which guns don't or can't jam? Some gun jams occur with hand-loaded ammunition. An improperly seated primer, insufficient powder charge or improperly sized/deformed cases or projectiles. Most gun jams are the result of poor maintenance and cleaning on the part of the user. Also, using the wrong ammunition can cause jams, if not injury or death to the user.

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Do you agree with animal rights? I do not condone the senseless killing or torture of animals, but I also believe that hunting helps maintain animal populations where there is not enough food to support uncontrolled animal population growth.

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If you could take a vacation to a deserted island what 5 items would you take for your survival? A knife, a magnifying glass, 100 feet of rope, a saw and a survival book.

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Why is _________ so hard Mute bingo

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Someone please give me just one point im at 666'? The number don't mean a thing unless it's on your forehead or right hand, but if it'll make you happy, have some points!!

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If you had a above 50-50 chance of dieing to save somebodys life, would you still attempt it To be honest...it would depend on who it was...saving a child, yes...saving a 78 year old drunk who continues to poison himself, probably not.

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Oil And Water Don't Mix what other types of things don't mix? Pure Sodium and Di-hydrogen Monoxide

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Should i date my cousin again? Cue the banjos...knock out 23 of your 32 God-given teeth, move into a mobile home (double-wide is optional), put it on cinder blocks, decorate your lawn with pink plastic flamingos and junk cars (or trucks) wear straw hat and bib overalls without shoes...NO you shouldn't!!!

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First thing that comes to mind: I am always ready to.... relax by or with any available means!

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Eat chips and salsa or dance the salsa? Breaking chips doesn't hurt like breaking ankles!! LOL

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Do you or did you judge people by the way they look? Yes...Everyone has! If they say that they don't... they're lying or blind!

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Brats, sausage, kielbasa or hot dogs....the 4th of July is approaching? Bratwurst!!!!

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If all the squirrels stopped running away and started attacking humans, could they take over the world? No...but they could potentially kill thousands of animal lovers who sometimes forget that almost all animals are wild and even domesticated animals can revert back to instinctual behavior...On a more humorous side note, squirrels cross roads in the attempt to make drivers swerve and lose control of the vehicle, creating the potential for accidents where serious injury or death could occur. So,...

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Will the next U.S. president inherit a mess? Both candidates are US senators and helped create or maintain the mess, so why shouldn't they inherit it, it belongs to them and they're responsible for it!!!

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If you could bring out a law what would it be and why A stupidity tax...targeted at bad and discourteous drivers. People could call and report a license number where it is stored on a database. After the driver received ten complaints in a week (Monday to Monday), he is fined $10. He or she will not be fined anymore during that week for any additional complaints. Drivers may opt to pay a flat tax of $300 to avoid being fined every week....

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Why does the water in your toilet move around when it is windy outside? The plumbing in your house is vented out from a small pipe on the roof. This dissipates the odors into the air. When the wind blows, some air is forced down the pipe, causing the water in the toilet to move.

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Sillyville's mascot just ran away, have you seen Funky Monkey? I say we recruit that one-eyed, three-horned flying purple people eater...that song from the sixties is definitely silly!

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Say you're playing Spin the Bottle. The bottle lands on someone same sex. Do you spin again or do you go for it? Why would you play spin the bottle with anyone other than the sex you're attracted to?

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What's your favorite slang for money? Dead Presidents...or Presidential flash cards!

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I need to talk to someone on here about a bedwetting problem i have i am 26 will you talk with me? Have you experienced any mental or emotional trauma? Been abandoned or rejected in your childhood? Sometimes these things are repressed memories...

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Have you ever judged somebody based on their weight or made comments? Do you feel that overweight people are usually looked down on? Yes and yes.

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Have you ever sensed anyone walking behind you when you climb stairs, but there wasn't anyone there? Yes.

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Would you choose an apple over a bannana? Absolutely! I cannot stand the taste, texture or smell of bananas.

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Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Sure...but they tend to float better! LOL

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What do you think is the number one lie people tell about themselves on the internet? The lie about their age! Followed by weight and body type.

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If you had to be a letter of the alphabet, which one would you be? I, obviously!

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What is a job that you just wont do? The job Monica Lewinsky had to do!!! LOL

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Do you think my mind is always in the gutter? Naw...the gutter ain't so bad. It's when your mind is in the sewer system that it gets nasty!!!

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Are you insane? (Checklist inside.) Apparently everyone in the United States is insane, because we've allowed Barack Obama and John McCain to be our presidential nominees.

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Do Palm handhelds count as PDAs? Yes

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Cum on Feel the Noise..Is that noise coming from Sillyville Again? No...Sillyville plays The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats!!!

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Can you help me with my maths homework? Depends on whether the help really means "do it for me so I don't have to" or "I'm trying to figure a problem out and am having difficultly understanding, remembering or applying the taught concepts." If its algebra or higher level math, I won't be any help!

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Would you eat a Mc Lard Burger? No...that's why they cleverly called it a Big Mac! And then, yes, I would eat one!

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What comes to mind when i say LC? learning curve

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Are not oxygen and fuel all the ingredients to sustain a fire without the heat that helped create it? You have all the elements of the "fire triangle"... oxygen, fuel and heat. Without all three elements present, there is no fire.

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Do you know that the.......................is missing? flux capacitor

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Is the Humane Society - really humane? No and PETA is not much better!

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Who do think you look like? I've been told I look like Anthony Edwards...when he portrayed Dr. Green on ER.

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Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? Someone is fond of the late George Carlin I see...

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If Japan hadn't attacked Pearl Harbor, do you think the U.S. would have still gotten into WWII? Yes...we would have found some morally sound reason for getting involved.

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My 1 yr old poodle started peeing on the floor even tho he hadnt been doing it before. Now he does it all the time. How do I stop him???? ARGHHHHHH If you're one of those poodle owners who insist on grooming your poodle to look like a circus freak, the he's probably doing it for revenge...if this is not the case, he may have a medical problem or may have canine separation anxiety. He may also be able to smell remnants of urine on the floor and may continue to mark his territory.

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What would you do if you found the pilsbury doughboy in your kitchen? I'd tell him that I knead him desperately!! LOL

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SUPREME COURT RULING ON THE DC HANDGUN BAN? They made the right decision.

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When is the US supreme court expected to rule on the Washington DC gun ban??? If they declare the ban unconstitutional can we expect most of the other cities with gun bans to withdrawl the bans? Unless a city or police department will take on a specific rather than a general obligation to protect people and to accept liability for failing to protect its citizens without additional or undue strain on taxpayers, then there is no SANE reason why cities should be allowed to insist its citizens place blind faith in government protection and not be allowed to use a proactive, self-reliant...

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Have you ever taken either of the two highly recognized I.Q. tests (Stanford-Benet or the WAIS or WCIS test? If so, were you surprised by the results and if so, what surprised you? Yes...I scored 136.

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If a rock bounces out of, or is kicked up by another vehicle, is that driver liable for paying to fix any damage to a vehicle behind it (I have the DL# and name...)? Nope

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How tangled is the web we weave? Sewing, knitting and crocheting are not my strong suits...so I'd have to say that it would be hopelessly tangled!

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What is the best protection against flying monkeys? Flying dogs...monkeys and dogs are natural enemies!

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Who lives near the beach and can you tell me if there's a downside? I'm thinking of moving to the southeast. All the fish, dolphins, whales and sharks pee in that water!!!

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Would you continue to date a guy (adult) if you you went to stay the night with him and he had to wear a diper because of a bedwetting problem? and why would or wouldn"t you? FBI profilers have found a somewhat consistent pattern amongst serial killers: Cruelty to animals, setting fires and BED-WETTING past the age of 12! RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

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I'm not a superstitious person, but a few days ago I was sitting on my patio in the backyard and a bird flew right into the window beside me and broke its neck on impact & died at my feet. For those of you that believe in signs - what would this mean? Use caution even when your path seems clear.

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At what point is a person seemed stupid? Usually after they open their mouth!!!

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Right now-would you prefer a nice juicy steak or a hot fudge sundee? Steak, hands down...no contest!

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Do you find pleasure in watching painful things happen to others? Not pleasure, but sometimes a unique sense of justice!

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Well I just read a man who raped a little girl has been saved from the death penalty. Now all he gets is to live in prison. Well if it was my daughter he would already have been killed. Anyone who rapes a child deserves death. Whats wrong with the US? The media sensationalizes court cases and judicial rulings that protect and spare the guilty while denying protection and justice to the innocent.

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Whats the strangest thing you've ever seen shaped in a cloud? a Roman helmet

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If a mother killed her baby, even though she is mentally unstable should she go to prison? She should be prevented from reproducing ever again...in addition to going to prison!

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Can you guess what i learned when i was in jail for a few days? Don't drop the soap!!!!

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What is your favorite Mexican food? Yes, steak quesadillas!!

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Can you give me three words to describe time? infinite constant unstoppable

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What are a few of your favorite things? Shotguns and rifles and bullets and pistols...

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? I like plaid and I like driving people nuts (thus, stealing their sanity)

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What do you think hair looks like under a microscope? A lot thicker than it does on my head!!!

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Whats your lucky day? Payday!

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If you wore a cape, what would it look like? Hopefully cool enough to avoid an ass-kicking!!

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I've decided to buy myself a handgun. I don't know much about guns. I have a 7 year old son at home so I want a gun with good safety features (I will be very careful). What can I buy that will give me the most bang for my buck? I would recommend a pistol that is semi-automatic and requires the receiver to be manually pulled back to load an initial round into the chamber, double action only (requires greater finger strength to pull the trigger), that is externally hammerless (prevents little fingers from cocking the pistol) and a magazine safety ( the trigger will not depress unless a magazine is inserted into the...

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Which Marvel character should be a lesbian? She-Hulk...most sane and rational men should be frightened of her!! LOL

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What do you depend on for living? The perfect blend of oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen and other trace gases to create an atmosphere suitable for human existence!

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Did you go to some rock concerts? Yes

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? A police officer or a professional soldier

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Never say_________? Yes, those pants DO make you look fat!

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Finish the thought: In ____ we trust. foolish naivety,

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Why do a lot of people add the word 'fish' after the word tuna? There's no tuna 'giraffe' or tuna 'rabbit'. What's up with that? Bill Engvall says "Dork Fish!"

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Were you naughty?!!........ at the classroom! Our new "greenhorn" sophomore chemistry teacher asked me to give an example of a chemical compound the first day of class, so I replied with an evil smirk on my face, "Nitroglycerin!" After his color came back, he stated that he would watch me the ENTIRE year!

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How many percent of people that use firearms for hunting? My guess would be about 65%...although owners of certain types of shotguns may also use them for self-defense.

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Do you like free things or do you like to work for them? Nothing is free...either you paid for it or someone else did!

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Chuck Norris' beard or Mr T's mohawk? Chuck Norris' beard made Mr. T's mohawk. (It was a fight...Mr. T started with a full head of hair...he escaped with only the mohawk in the end!) LOL

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Would you rather golf or drive the cart? Golf

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What do you do differently when you're alone? Dance?

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Why do hens lay eggs So they can develop into chickens...and then cross the road!

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What is the difference between a hobby and an obsession? Depending on the amount of money spent above and beyond your budget would make it an obsession.

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Have you ever made a prank phone call? Tell me yours then I'll tell a great one my dad did when he was younger. He's deceased now, so he won't get in trouble. I called the Home Shopping Network once...when they answered with "May I help you?", I said, "No thanks, I'm just looking!"

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Christians and Catholics who believe that all of the other religions are false then why do you believe that the world will end in 2012? Isn't that originate from the Mayan religion? While I have heard of the Mayan calender abruptly ending in the year 2012, I have never heard of any Christian denomination, including the Catholics, professing any belief or offering any validity to a 2012 apocalypse prophesy.

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Fog horn leg horn says_______? I say, I say, Naw, boy, you're a doin' it all wrong!

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What "good" things have a "bad" or at least poignant smell? Plot of my novel begins in otherwise normal room that wreaks of stench... taken as warning to reader where it is turns out to be good... pls exclude sex, sweat and foods... ideas? thanks Paper mills

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Sneakers or flip-flops? Tennis shoes...they provide better support and protection and don't make you look third world poor!

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What do you wish your car would run on instead of gasoline? The hot air produced by politicians!! (An election year worth of hot air would reduce fuel prices for the next five years!!! LOL)

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What is that one thing which has the ability to solve all the problems of life? Math? If you're lonely...add some friends. If you're forgiving, you'll subtract enemies and add friends. If you're rich or poor, dividing your possessions will still make you rich and you'll add more friends. If you're in love...then multiply!!!

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The next round is on me, what would you like? Crown Royal and Coke, please and thank you!!

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I heard that Cheerleading is an olympic sport. Nothing against it or anything. Very fine athletes. But the list keeps growing and growing. How do you feel about this. If synchronized masturbation becomes an Olympic event...then it has gone too far!! LOL

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? "Go ahead skin that smoke-wagon. You may get me, but not before I turn your head into a canoe. Get it? You die first!" Kurt Russell in Tombstone

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What kind of soda is in your fridge right now? Pepsi

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If I get one more negative rating I am going to .............? Laugh it off because apparently some people don't have a sense of humor!

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What are some reasons people get married? Guiltless sex! LOL

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Why do you want to be a resident of Sillyville? Because living in Stupidville doesn't sound like fun!

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? "Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?" "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes your crave for it nightly, ya smart ass" So I Married An Axe Murderer

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Anyone want a peanut? (response prior to the question) No more rhymes, I mean it!!

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Should I eat that? If it's still crawling...I'd say no!!!

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Do you think capri pants look good on a girl? state your sex Depends on the girl...not a girl

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What is your four-letter or less synonym of idiot? Dolt, tard, fool, ass, twit...just to name a few

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What is your best euphemism for masturbation? Jerkin' the gerkin, pullin' the pickle, doing the five-knuckle shuffle...and so on.

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What is the longest word you can think of right now? No looking in the dictionary just right here right now. antidisestablishmentarianism

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Whats worse, an alcoholic or a pothead? Neither is very good, but I would say an alcoholic is worse.

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If someone who MIGHT like me asks me for my email, is that love? No, it's potentially internet stalking!!

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The other day I met a man named "Lynn", this is his real first name. Do you know any men with names that are usually given to females? Knew guys named Courtney, Dana, Gale, Jamie, Kelly and a few others.

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Do you believe everyone should have gun safety training from childhood, whether you are a gun owner or not, just for safeties sake? Yes...

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What do you save and then use later? Coupons...

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If by law you had to have a tombstone when you were buried, what would you ask to have written on it? He lived and died for what he believed in and refused to apologize for those beliefs.

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What motivates you to get out of bed and go to work/school each morning? The possibility of developing bed sores if I didn't get out of bed is sometimes the only motivation!! LOL

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Should Obama and Hillary hook up together? why? No...I fear that Obama would be assassinated within the first 18 months in office, making Hillary president. She would make the call, but would have some miracle "plausible deniability" or alibi that would remove all suspicion from her.

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In your opinion what is the best Rolling Stones song? Start Me Up and Satisfaction...it's a tie!

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How are you supposed to fry shrimp? Is there some special breading needed or can you fry them straight? All I keep seeing is Bubba from the movie Forrest Gump explaining all the different ways to prepare shrimp!!!

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What are your thoughts on cremation? I'd do it...only if I could have my ashes sprinkled all throughout Martha Stewart's house....just to piss her off!!! LOL!

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Why are you smiling? Why are you peeping through my windows to see if I'm smiling? LOL

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Go or stay......Which would you choose? I think The Clash said it best...if I leave stay will be trouble and if I leave it will be double...

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Can you actually kill two birds with one stone? A large boulder falling off a mountain top could conceivably hit an eagle nest with both adult birds and the nestlings inside, potentially killing four birds with one stone!

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Would you rather be stupid or poor? You can fix being poor...it's really tough to fix being stupid!

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Do you ever take a position in an answerbag "discussion"-just to argue, or provoke? Only when I can provide a legitimate, intelligent argument to my position.

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How important is China's oppression of Tibet to you? China is oppressing the U.S. economy, not just Tibet.

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Would you rather do dishes or laundry? Laundry.

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Subway, Cousin's Subs, or Quiznos? And why? I like Subway's convenience (more locations) and their cold sandwiches, but for toasted subs...Quizno's hands down.

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If God is Jesus and Jesus is God, and no mortal being has any power whatever to really, in any way, form or shape, hurt God, then all the crying, hurting, supplicating to his father(or actually to Himself), and ultimatelly the dying , was all staged? That's the mystery of the Trinity. Father, Son and Holy Spirit are both separate and collective.

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MY MOM COMMITTED SUICIDE AND I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE COULD SHARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU WENT THROUGH WHEN SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU COMMITTED SUICIDE? Never experienced someone close committing suicide...just wrote to say I'm sorry for your loss and you have my sincere condolences and prayers.

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Can a commercial jet land without power? ie if ALL electronics failed? total blackout. nothing electronic works. this is a scenario for a story I am writing so it's not based on anything that could happen in the real world. all electronics fail. can the p No...The plane becomes nothing more than an aerodynamic rock...in other words, gravity rules!!

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What did Jesus use as a toilet. Whatever 1st century plumbing and sanitation devices that were available.

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Do you have any good fighting tips If it's ACTUALLY life threatening (meaning the attacker isn't backing down or has some sort of weapon advantage)...where it's either you or your attacker...hit as hard as you can in the throat, crushing the windpipe...If you just need to stop the attack to avoid escalation, kick as hard as you can and dislocate/break the knee...attackers can't get up, can't chase you.

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Which organism has the amino acid sequence closest to that in humans? a.baboon b.lemur c. Old World monkey d.chimp The chimp

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What would happen if a nuclear weapon was lauched into heaven Depends on whether or not it is remotely detonated or is detonated by striking a solid surface or mass. If it has to "hit" something to detonate, it would lift into the outer atmosphere until it ran out of propulsion/fuel and possibly float in orbit or re-enter the earth's atmosphere where it would explode from the heat of re-entry. Heaven is a vague and subjective target, with...

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when she said she landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Does this ruin her credibility in your eyes or is it "just embellishment?" It definitely wasn't SNIPER fire....snipers wouldn't have missed!!!

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What is the location furthest from your place of birth that you have visited? Okinawa, Japan when traveling west...Mombasa, Kenya when traveling east.

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Why do vampires bite the neck and not the inner thigh? Possibly the smell?! LOL

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You just slipped and fell in front of a room full of people. What do you do? Yell at my imaginary pet chimpanzee for throwing his invisible banana peels on the floor...I mean, for crying out loud...I did teach him some manners, especially in the presence of company!! LOL

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"The Morse Code" When you rearrange the letters it is "Here Come The Dots". Can you think of more like this? In the movie "Sneakers", they used the Scrabble game to figure out that 'setec astronomy' was code for 'too many secrets'. However, one of their initial guesses was 'monterays coast' WHICH IN FACT...Monteray, California actually was the location for a U.S. Navy CRYPTOLOGIC (codes and code breaking) linguistic training facility.

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Im holding something behing my back, if you choose the correct hand Ill give it to you. What do you want it to be? Left hand...$10,000.

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Are your friends mostly your age or different ages? Different ages

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Do you know any vulgar poetry? Yeah, it's called rap music!! LOL

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What are pigs to you? Food...not to mention that their by-products are used in the manufacture of women's cosmetics!!

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I am 17 y/o and i have fallen completly in love with a guy that is 35! thats how old my dad is!..wat are some good ways of breaking the news to my parents? If you love this guy...dump him/stay away from him until you're 18 or he'll find himself in jail, regardless of your consent!

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If evidence speaks for itself why can't humans agree on what its saying? Because of the types of evidence: Physical and Circumstantial.

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Are there any jobs you would not to do? Most of the jobs that Mike Rowe talks about on Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs"

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How important is it to follow God's Ten Commandments? Does he provide for exclusions under certain circumstances? It's important to try despite the fact that it cannot be done!

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT THAT YOUR SPOUSE HAD A PROFILE ON A QUESTIONABLE WEB SIGHT. Seduce them in order to meet and let the confrontation begin!

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If we all came from Adam and Eve, are we all inbred? Adam and Eve were not the only humans created by God, just the first ones! Otherwise, you would be right, and we'd all be descendants of some form of imbreeding which God strictly forbids and describes as abominable.

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Are you kind enough to rescue a drowning dog in a swimming pool? Yes.

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What are your thoughts on a mother having naked baths with her mature 15 year-old son? Definitely disturbing and possibly criminal!!!

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Do you get mad, get even, or let it go? I let it go...after I've gotten mad or gotten even!

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Are you the Easter Bunny? No but I might be the ether bunny! LOL

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I just read that 3% of the people in the US shower with their pets. Do you? Uh...no!!!

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If you have to get a cop to come to your house for domestic dispute, cat's missing, neighbor's too loud, etc, and when an officer arrive and comes into your house and you ask the officer to take his shoes off before coming in, do you think he will comply? No...mostly because it is a potential safety concern.

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Do you think that it is important for a woman to know how to operate a gun? Yes...the police only operate on a "general" obligation to serve and protect, not a "specific" obligation. Meaning, they can't protect you 24/7. If you don't take some kind of proactive measure to protect yourself (gun or other defensive weapon) no one will!

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Did you ever want to forget everything and start over? Yes!!!

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What do you think will bring about the downfall of China? When they are forced to use the crap they sell us!

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I have this (crazy) man stalking me for 3 months now. he has come not only to my house, but walked in without knocking twice, follows me everywhere and calls me on my job. police already involved. but what else can i do to protect me/kids from this nut? Take a firearms course, buy a gun...and somehow let this guy know you'll use it without actually threatening him.

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If you could have one wish, what would it be? More wishes...duh!!!

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Are you a creative person? Yes...I create chaos wherever I go!! LOL

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How do u cheer a person up? Make em laugh!!!

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IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE ONE OF THE 3 CHARACTERS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ, THE TIN MAN WHO HAS NO HEART, THE SCARECROW WHO HAS NO BRAIN OR THE LION WHO LACKS COURAGE, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? A heart...

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How much does improper grammar bother you? I don't mind it as much when spoken, but it does make some people sound unintelligent. It does bother me when reading.

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Does anyone know any cheating songs. Any genre of music, just some cheating songs? Thanks:) Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? country (I think about 80% of cheating songs are country songs)

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When was the last time you cursed in a inappropriate setting and what happened? Today while shoveling snow...again!

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If Jesus returns, is that considered reincarnation? No...it's my understanding that reincarnation means you return in a form completely different that you were previously.

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Is immortality really a curse? Depends on who you have to share it with!

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Does fake politeness grind your gears? Yes...i think people should be themselves.

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I purchased a small frozen cake at Stop & Shop, it says "7 Servings". Can someone please explain to me how you slice a round cake in seven pieces? Cut it into six pieces and scrape off the frosting onto a separate plate?

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What fear or phobia have you conquored? Fear of heights...Skydived to conquer, what a rush. I have a slight fear of spiders, but it goes away after I kill them.

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I have a coworker that is cheating on his wife. If I tell on him, it will screw up his life hugely - and maybe get him fired - and I'll get his job (more money). Should I tell for my personal gain? I would say no...but if he does something to personally affect your job security, makes you a scapegoat for one of his mistakes or messes with your sacred 3 (paycheck, vacation time and food/personal property), then let him get what he's got coming to him!

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What is the one time of the day you dread? The time my alarm clock is set!

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? An adult!

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Do you consider ALL people equal to you? Honestly, no!

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Would you train someone who after training would be your boss? They have no previous experience. Nope...might give them enough rope to hang themselves, though!

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What makes you laugh harder than anything else in the world? People who laugh so hard that stuff comes out of their nose or they snort!

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Have you ever had a dream one night then had a deja vu the next day (like it actually happened)? Didn't you ask this yesterday or did I dream it last night?

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It survives to this very day, it helped t-rex catch it's prey! Teeth

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How can I break a nail-biting habit? Scratch your ass before biting your nails. Pick your nose before biting your nails. Handle raw hamburger... Clean your toilet... Pop a zit...

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Do you ever get annoyed by the sound of some one's voice? Who? Yes...Fran Dressher, Roseanne Barr, Jennifer Tilly, Rosie O'Donnell, Gilbert Goddfried, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and many more!!

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Is baseball dangerous? Only to your testicles...either by being hit with the ball or from steroid use!!!

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For those of you that have visited the United Nations building in NYC, what was your impression? I don't think their rent is high enough!! LOL

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Do you think it's good to tell people "everything" or to keep some things private? Keep some things private.

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Is anyone else tired of hearing all this crap about Clemens and his steriod use? Shouldnt we focus on more important things happening in the world? We should not be having CONGRESSIONAL hearings for the scandals that arise in sports entertainment. This is not what Americans should be expecting our government to be concerned about. Why don't they fix the economy and all the other problems?

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Do you think a Woman/Man is crazy, if they are okay with being single. Even if a Woman/Man is content with that for the rest of their lives and never Date again? I wouldn't say they were crazy...I'd say they have an overwhelmingly divine amount of self control regarding their libido!!! LOL

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Do you love or hate dogs? And why? Love dogs because they aren't cats!!!

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My good friend Yarnlady has just made Maestro and I am going to congratulate her. Would any care to join me? (points not needed for me please) Congrats!!!

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What's the stupidest pick up line you can think of? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" next to each other!

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What is your stripper name? Seymour Butz

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What does take your attention when you watch Shakira? The momentary distraction of finding the mute button on the remote, then back to staring at her ass!

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If you had to come up with a campaign "theme song" for clinton, obama and mccain....which songs would you pick for them? Clinton - "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks Obama - "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour McCain - "It's The End of The World As We Know It" by REM

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What color is your hair? Missing!

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Do you know what color eyes your s/o has without looking? Brown

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Will you go blind if you get some dirty water(variety of things such as grease, water from shrimp, soy sauce, sweat, clear oil, etc you name it) in your eye? No...and masturbating won't cause blindness either!! LOL

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Don't you just hate it when someone disturbs you while taking a poop? Yes, absolutely!!

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Do you follow your parents religion, or you have your own decision about religion? on what age did you take your own decision? My parents helped form the basis of my religious beliefs, however, I tend to think more on an individual level and stay clear of those religious leaders who want sheeple instead of people.

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I like this guy soo much Words can't even explain it but my bff doesnt like him and said if i date him she wont be my friend anymore. wutt should i do? Who should i choose? Im leaning towards the guuy but idk. Tell your friend, that if she bases your friendship on whether or not you do what she wants, rather than supporting you in your choices, then she needs to find someone else to manipulate and be her "friend". Her reasoning is pretty shallow and immature. On the flip side, don't completely turn your back on your friend for this guy, he may not be everything you thought he'd be.

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Can you sing? if yes, how good you are at it? Yes...Not bad enough to be on American Idol and not good enough to be on American Idol...they only showcase the really good singers and the really horrible singers, I would fall somewhere in between.

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"Strong storms and flash floods" predicted for tonight. I'm a self-employed professional with full office facilities at the house. Is it reasonable to contact the staff, tell them not to be heroes, and sleep in tomorrow? Yes...

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Who r u gonna vote 4? It depends on who the vice presidential candidate will be.

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What music decade are you completely obsessed with? the 80's hard rock and metal

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I'm new to Answerbag. Who should I know and should I be worried about trolls? Welcome...don't worry about the trolls. The only way they have fun is by tormenting you. If you don't respond to them, then they can only get the hollow satisfaction of DRing with their mouse button.

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Where will your hard earned money go after your death? To my daughters, regardless if I'm still married.

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Do women watch porn as much as men? I would say no, but there may be some women out there who enjoy it.

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What color pants go with a dark green top? The pants have to be dress pants to wear to school to teach. Khaki

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Is lack of sex in a relationship a reason to cheat? Is there really any reason to cheat? No...but is sure is a powerful temptation. I don't know if women truly understand the powerfulness of the male libido.

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If you and one other person stranded on a deserted island, would you rather that person be your current best friend or the actor or actress you consider the sexiest? The actress...because if I had to kill her for food it would be easier than killing my best friend! LOL

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Do you care what people think of you? More than I should...

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In the military, is a subordinate allowed to question an order given by a superior? Yes, they can document the objection in a log and respectfully request that the order be written down. If the order is lawful, it must be followed. If it is not, it doesn't. By documenting the objection to the order, you cover your backside!

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I read about a woman who was living in her bathroom for two years, on the toilet. Her skin grew around the toilet bowl. How is this all even remotely possible? I cannot fathom this. A dangerous combination of stupidity and lack of self-esteem!

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Taken folks, what do you miss most about being single? Freedom

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How Do You Start Your Day? Hopefully by waking up!

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Do your friends tell you things you really don't care about? Yeah...

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You lay down on the couch and get all comfy to watch a movie and you forgot something, What did you forget? Something to eat and drink.

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Do you buy stuff used by others? Yep...with the exception of toilet paper, kleenex, condoms, toothbrushes, razors and underwear. LOL

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You get to name the "next big thing" rock band. What do you name them? The Sanity Bandits

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If you were forced to pick a foreign name for yourself and completely delete your actual name....what name would you pick? Jason Bauer would be my new name....(A mix of Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer).... Otto Steets...I would tell people that my parents feared that I might be dyslexic and wanted to make sure I could still spell my name!

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How can I get rid of a hangover? Gatorade and Tylenol

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Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy that Former Governor Spitzer (NY) was seeing a 22 year old prostitute when he has an 18 year old daughter? I think it's more creepy that Hillary Clinton is not completely bashing the governor for this when she went through a similar situation.

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I'm a bit lonely and need moral support. Any other newly single people here? What do you need? (I'm not single but I hope that doesn't disqualify me from helping!)

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Just out of curiosity how many Christians HONESTLY I mean deep down inside really believe what they read in the Bible. Taking faith out of the equation and using common sense. I don't believe everything that was written based on poor translations, but I do believe the concepts and principles.

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Popeye or Tom & Jerry Tom & Jerry totally

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How would you occupy your time if you no longer had to work for a living? How does this compare with your current occupation? I would enjoy the outdoors (hunting, fishing, camping) and write books. Currently I have little time to do any of those things.

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If you could choose between having your questions uprated or answered, which would you choose? (no snide comments please) Answered.

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Didnt you think bed bugs were some figment of some twisted kiddie bed time rhyme? I thought it was a cute little bedtime rhyme as a kid, but unfortunately they do exist and they do bite!

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At work today I was talking to an American woman who told me about clamato juice. That is possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Do people actually drink that?? Fishy tomato juice? Why drink that? They now have fish oil vitamin supplements and you can wash those down with a glass of V-8!

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What cities, in your opinion, are good for young single people, in terms of jobs, culture, and cost of living? I'm about to turn 26, and I still find myself in a "quarterlife crisis." I want a change of scenery! Stay away from any city in the socialist state of Illinois!

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Do you like BBQ food? Yes...

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Have you ever heard of Schwans? Do you receive service from them? Yes. We used to purchase from them, however their prices have now outweighed their convenience.

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Do you agree with me that former NY Governor Spitzer should be punished especially more because of his past hypocritical aggressive prosecution of prostitution? Hypocrites should be punished in the way that they insist or demand that others are punished for doing the same thing.

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If you've eaten a lot of fast food, then all of a sudden start eating healthy, can that make your stomache hurt? Yeah, not to mention the withdrawal symptoms from all the chemicals and additives in fast food that make it addictive.

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Are you a misogynist? Nope!

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When does one become inexcusably late for a dinner meeting at an agreed upon date, place, and time? If they don't have a valid excuse or advanced notification.

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I believe that "religion" should be interpersonal & that whether we like it or not, no two people believe the exact same thing. So, why do some people spend so much time trying to push what they believe onto others? Because people who all believe the same thing are easier to control spiritually, socially and politically. Finding people who believe the same thing as you do justifies your belief system and either limits the amount of persecution you receive or provides someone to endure it with you.

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What is the softest mineral? lime (not the fruit)

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Should I let my daughter live with someone else or give her up ? see answer for details thanks ,(hurting mother) My heart goes out to you. You should be commended on your level of patience, I know I would not have lasted this long. The comment regarding the Five Love Languages is a good suggestion.

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What is the worse thing that someone has done to you? Metaphorically speaking, gave me a rope and then let me hang myself with it.

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If given the chance, would you marry your spouse all over again? Nope...I don't think I'd marry anyone else either.

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Do you only loan to the people who you think will pay you back? Never loan money!

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Why does it take so long for girls to get dressed? To spend all that time to be physically admired and desired and then get mad when I guy makes a comment... yep, that's crazy!

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Isn't the belief in soulmates narcissistic? It's like saying "I can be the most idiotic, abusive, bigoted, drug-addicted a-hole in the world, but no matter how low I sink, someone will always love me for what I am" Never thought of it that way! I think it may also be a way of denying the fact that we aren't perfect and have areas in our lives that need to be addressed and possibly changed.

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Whats a good hockey pump up song? Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart

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What are you an advocate for? Justice.

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If you were to marry your very first boy/girl friend who would you be married to right now? The wrong person!

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How do you respond if a girl slapped you a romantic kiss? What am I receiving? A slap or a kiss?

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Scenario: manufactured/mobile home sits on rented property, question is this; is the maintenance of the cinder block wall foundation considered part of the house and the responsibility of the owner of the house or the landlord, owner of the land? Technically, cinder blocks would be the foundation for the house and if the cinder blocks were not provided by the landlord, they should be maintained by the owner of the house.

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Why are people scared to speak truth? Because thinking the truth doesn't get you in trouble (at least, not yet!)

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I am in the Army, if you saw me in uniform, would you speak to me, stare at me, or not even look at me? I would say hello and thank you for your service despite the fact that I don't agree with the current administration's use of the armed forces.

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What's your personal opinion on the war in Iraq? I think we need to stop policing the world...all these other countries crap in their own pants and they demand (or we offer) to wipe their asses. It's insane.

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Why are puppies just so darn CUTE!!!! Because puppies (and all dogs) are NOT cats!!!

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Who will win the super bowl next year???? why? One team from the NFC and one team from the AFC...that's the way the league works. As far as specific teams...don't know!

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What type of personality do you think an AB "troll" has in real life? An argumentative, prideful egomaniac.

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Do a lot of men fear feminism? If so, why? Some men probably do, but I don't. Only because I realize that the male sperm cell carries the sex chromosome determining the sex of a child. It still takes a man to make a female. I also think that women have more power than they think they have.

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Okay so i am 16 and i am really stressed. i have a lot to do and a lot on my mind.. any ways to be less stressed? It depends on what is stressing you and how you're currently dealing with that stress.

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What is the best advice youve ever been given? You only have one penis, be damn careful where you put it! - Dad

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Guys: what would you do if you had to pee at a club and you found someone sitting in the urinal, passed out, pants around his knees, with his friend in his hand? (This really happened where I work!) Camera phone and an extortion plot...what a brilliant concept!

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What would have to happen in your life, for you to give up your job? lottery winnings and lots of it!

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What would you do if your partner pretends not to know you in public? Leave

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What should you not say over the phone? Let me call you back after I bury the body and wash this blood off! LOL

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Men, Which do you prefer on YOUR woman: Natural Breasts or Implants? Natural

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Is brick better than wood for houses? Termites can't eat bricks. Tornadoes have a harder time destroying brick homes. Just a few things to consider!

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Why are redheads the least attractive to people out of all the hair color's ? Is there anyone who has a redhead fetish Redheads totally rock, period. End of story and discussion!!

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Would you deny your religion for $1000? Nope, but I'd deny yours if it's not the same as mine for $1000.

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How many of you can write a sentence with 26 consecutive words & each word starting with the corresponding letter in the alphabet. (1st word starts with z and ends with a) Zipper Yanking Xerosis With Visible Under The Skin Redness Quickly Produces Odorous New Mastubatory Lesions Kindling Just In Hyperventilating Guys Fantasies Edifying Deviant Coitus Brainwave Activity!

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I have a vertical shadow (top of screen to the bottom) about 1/2 " wide on the extreme left hand side of the screen on my 50" Samsung DLP. The shadow gets darker half way up the screen . Seems to be getting worse. It's the mirrors! LOL Sorry, don't really know!

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How many people on AB have a myspace account and what do you think of it? No...why give strangers more information about you than necessary?

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Does liking the song YMCA make you queer? No...neither does listening to heavy metal make you suicidal or dance music make you a dancer or Christian music make you a Christian.

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Are all illegal aliens considered to be criminal aliens as well? ILLEGAL by definition means an action or inaction is against the law. Violating laws by definition makes one CRIMINAL, so yes, illegal aliens are criminals as well!

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How good is your memory? I have a photographic memory, however, I don't always develop the film! LOL

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Do you ever wish you were more honest? No, I wish people would actually be honest when they say they want honesty or truth...most people can't handle the truth without sugar-coating...there is a fine line between truth and tact.

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If you walked in on an armed robbery in progress, Would you try to be a hero somehow? I'd be a hero!

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In a perfect world how many pounds would you like to lose/gain? Lose 15-20 pounds

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There is a blackout. You are stuck in an elevator with a beautiful naked woman? What do you do? Find a flaw and focus upon it to keep you from doing something...or convince yourself that she's your grandmother, that should hopefully help you!

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What do guys really think about girls who won't put out until a couple of months into the relationship? Dad told me that "If they are easy for you, they were easy for ten guys ahead of you!" Here's something to ponder and think about: I believe our society has deliberately and successfully prolongs our sexual development to the point where most young people cannot wait. While I agree that most young people are not emotionally mature for the responsibility of a sexual...

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There is a blackout. You are stuck in an elevator with a beautiful naked woman? What do you do? Hope that she's not blond so you can hold an intelligent conversation to try to overcome a very awkward situation! LOL

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Have you ever avoided someone just to avoid falling in love with them? What do you think of that idea? Isn't that called preemptive rejection?

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Just how accurate is a spud gun, and what is the range? I have launched a potato a little over a 100 yards with a large hand-held spud gun. The barrel length would have an affect on accuracy.

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How quickly would you die if you put a gun inside your mouth and fired? (This is hypothetical, I'm curious) Depends on the angle and whether or not the following happens: The hypothalamus is struck and the resulting tissue damage IMMEDIATELY shuts down all body and brain function. Counter-terrorist units and police/military snipers consider this the ultimate target neutralizing contingency.

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Do you find that almost everything is a paradox? Yep, lots of times!

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Have you ever been to Cold Stone Creamery? What is your favorite combination to order? Mine is the Birthday Cake Remix. Mint double chocolate brownie is pretty good

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Why dont more people care about prison reform when our current system is obviously failing and harmful to society? Because we live in a society that punishes the innocent unborn for the actions of the parents and demand mercy for those that refuse or cannot conform to the rules of society.

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Aaron Lewis was my inspiration during my troubled teenage years through his music, who do you feel was an inspiration to you during troubled times? The music of Joe Satriani

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Did any of your ancestors own slaves? I don't know...but I feel I've apologized enough if they did!

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What's your favorite song by The Cars? Just what I needed

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Can you tell a good joke that will make everyone laugh? If yes, go ahead - put it in writing! A blond woman is reading her Cosmo magazine and finds an article touting the benefits of a milk bath. She decides to do it and when the milkman comes to deliver the morning milk, she asks for 25 gallons. Puzzled, the milkman asks if she meant 2.5 gallons. She affirmed her request of 25 gallons and explained that a milk bath would add ten years to her life. Convinced, the milkman then asked...

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How does Superman's x-ray vision work? In today's society, he probably couldn't use it with all the lazy people with lead in their asses! LOL

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What is your favorite fast food restaurant that doesn't have locations where you live? Hardees

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Would anyone be interested in buying a private island and starting a new society? There would have to be an application process that included intelligence and compatibility testing!! LOL

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How can I get my spouse to be more sexually active? Well, IMO wedding cake is a definite libido killer! LOL Seriously, though...I recommend the book called "The Five Love Languages"...everyone expresses and receives/perceives love differently, finding out what your spouse needs will greatly help!

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Now that it is universally accepted that a very active sex life lowers the risk of an heart attack and make people live longer,would you kick-up your sex life a notch,or stick to your old schedule? Yeah sure...but you have to have a partner that feels the same, otherwise you have to take matters into your own hands (yeah, innuendo!)

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Is there something you feel too young to do? Collect Social Security checks!

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Do you really think beauty is subjective? Yes...some of the utterly drop-dead physically gorgeous people are some of the ugliest people on the inside! And vice versa.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Wile E. Coyote"? My life philosophy...no matter how many times you fall or fail, get up, brush yourself off and keep going! Wile E. Coyote always did!

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Everybody has one noise that they hate what's that one noise you hate ? Mine is dogs barking when you have a really bad headache! The squeaking of shoes on the basketball court...that's why I don't watch basketball!!

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Are you popular? You are either popular or right...I try to be right more than I try to be popular, very rarely do they both occur at the same time!

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If you have been contributing to your favourite charity for years and later found out that the funds were misused, would you ever contribute to charities again? Yes, but I would not continue to donate to the abusing charity.

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What's the silliest thing by your computer? I've got a pen that looks like it's an exploding firework. How about this: Top outhouse says management; bottom says employees

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Do you prefer a sunny, windy or rainy day? Sunny

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If the fashion police arrested you, what would it be for? Here's another one: Stupidville--Population: You

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I Just Picked A Booger, Should I Eat It? Depending on the consistency, flinging it is far more entertaining, especially if you hit what you're aiming at!!!

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If the fashion police arrested you, what would it be for? Wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt, I'd probably get a warning, possibly a ticket if the cop didn't like what my shirt said!

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My boyfiends keeps telling me that I'm not a good girlfriend just because he's controlling..please help Dump him

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Is technology getting smarter and people dumber? It takes smart people to create technology, but technology is rapidly eroding peoples ability to be self-reliant.

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How long have you been a member of AB? Almost a month

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When you look back at your younger days, does it shock you to remember some of the things you did or said? Yes...

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What are you currently in the market for? Something that will satisfy a private and unnamed desire

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Which part of you has been most jaded? My ability to trust

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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed") Go away, Jehovah's Witnesses already live here!

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How do I discuss liberal issues with a conservative? Avoid name calling and finger pointing...try to recognize the strengths of each...if you do that and succeed and realize you have common ground...congratulations!!! You're probably a libertarian!

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What hoaxes do you still believe are true? I don't believe the 9/11 Commission or the Warren Commission for starters!

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If you could choose between a cookie, or an apple for a snack, what would it be? Cookies...

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What do you call a guy who escorts a dropdead gorgeous prostitute to her penthouse after she has completed her nightly duties? Dropdead gorgeous prostitutes are called undercover cops!

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Would you rather fly, drive or ride the train? Drive...

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What hoaxes do you still believe are true? Hoaxes, none!...but conspiracy theories...now that's a different story!

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Really. Do men look better than women as they age? Yes...but only because of some of the ridiculous things women do to prevent or delay the inevitable.

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What will it take to cure your political apathy? Set Congressional term limits...Although I don't like our current president...most of our country's problem stem from the political deadlock in Congress...serving in a political office should not be a "career", but a civic duty. That and LAZY citizens who don't vote...How can we convince the world that democratic government is desirable when under half of our citizens...

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Is flag burning OK as free speech? I think it's a disrespectful act to represent what the protester doesn't have the balls to openly/publicly say, "I hate America"...In my opinion, it is not free speech because they aren't speaking verbally or literally, they are speaking metaphorically and symbolically. Because it is a physical, intentional act, I don't see it qualifying as speech, free or otherwise!

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Why did Heather Mills and Paul McCartney REALLY get a divorce? It's nobody's business...sometimes I wonder if celebrities do this sort of thing just to generate publicity for themselves!

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What is the most important thing to you, in terms of pay, benefits, management, work environment, etc. that you look for in a job? I think it depends on what stage you are in life...they are all important, but we tend to prioritize them based on where we are in life.

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Do you eat with your health in mind? I eat in regards to my taste buds...if it happens to be healthy, then it's an added bonus!

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What did you hate most about being kid? Getting picked on and not having enough self-respect to physically defend myself, regardless of the outcome.

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Do you wear Christmas under ware all year round? I might if it had a mistletoe waistband!! LOL

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Answered a property damage accident today, where one vehicle ran into the rear of another. responsible driver was on tranquilizers and muscle relaxers. she was in a daze. arrested her for driving under the influence. was this a proper charge? Technically yes, a DUI or DWI charge (depending on the state) is the proper charge.

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At what age did you feel that you really had it all together? I'm not at that age and when I do get to that age, I probably won't remember where I put it!

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Would it freak you out if someone walked up to you on the street and said "OMG you're XXX from AB"? I'd say, "Oh my God, your Special Agent so-and-so from the FBI and how did you *^&@%#$ find me!?"

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My s/o and I were suppose to go out... now he is sleeping, when I try to wake him he tells me to leave him alone. Should I get him up? Did you fight earlier? Possibly he's not feeling well? How would you feel or respond if he was doing this to you?

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Take this political quiz. It will tell you whether you are a liberal, conservative, for big gov't or a libertarian: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html -- How did you score? Libertarian as I expected....

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I've turned rather anti-Christian in a way that I don't think is right. The religion has some points of view that I strongly disagree with, but there's no need to be forming prejudices. How can I redirect these thoughts into something more positive? Nothing hinders the power of God like the traditions of men...remember denominations where created by men. God tries to make everything simple for man to do...He first gave us the Ten Commandments...failure to follow those ended up giving us the Book of Leviticus, which added more rules....Christ broke it down to TWO simple rules: 1. Love the Lord your God with all your mind, heart, body and...

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What the heck is up with the spears family? Typical dysfunction that is receiving non-typical and unnecessary media coverage.

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Which music genre do you hate the most? Rap and country...both seem to perpetuate the stereotypes of those who listen to it...

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Who is someone famous that has the same birthday as you?? For me it is Walt Whitman, William Lee, Brooke Sheilds, Colin Farrell, Joe Namath and Clint Eastwood, just to make a small list. Name as many as you can that share yours!! Sylvester Stallone

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? Drowning

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If you had to pick a book to live in for the rest of your life, which would it be? Maybe a romance novel where somebody always gets laid!!!LOL

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How many average sized human sperm, in a line, would it take to make a total distance of one mile?( humor answers also appreciated!) I'd ask Peter North...LOL

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Do cats know to pee and poo in their littler box and not, for example, on the carpet or floor? Yeah, but they still vomit on the carpet!

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Just out of curiosity. What does everyone do for a living? Me? I'm a female impersonator by day and a male prostitute by night. LOL!!! J/K I'm a full time nursing student. I'm an arsenic taste tester! I test bulletproof vests P/T.

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Where can i buy some pot in san diego area Go to the San Diego Police evidence locker...they'll hook you up!!

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If you could get back one freedom what would it be? The freedom to not pay taxes

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Is there a name for two unrelated persons born on the exact same day and year? Infants or newborns?

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What weapons have you fired? .45-70 Govt. lever-action carbine, .500 S&W H&R single-shot, AR-15, 1911s, .40 S&W M&P, 12 gauge shotguns, Remington 700s (in .223, .308, .243) .44 mags, .357 mags, .41 mags, Winchester Model 94 (.32 Special & .30-30), .22 LR, .17 HMR, just to name a few!

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Which do you think is the better of the two, 1911 .45 ACP or a Glock .45? the 1911 hands down.

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What really really pisses you off big time? That only 39% of registered voters in my state voted...no wonder our country is so fouled up!

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If the United States passed strict gun control laws, would you turn in your gun? No way...you cannot defend the other nine amendments in the Bill of Rights if they take away the 2nd amendment!

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Can a regular citizen be licensed to carry a gun on his person? You must reside in a state that allows either open carry or concealed carry. Furthermore, you must obtain a permit to carry a firearm for that state. The laws vary from state to state and are not recognized by every state.

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What is your favorite type of gun to use? Depends on the situation or application

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WHAT HAPPENS IF A BULLET GETS HOT IN A DRYER Although not an experiment I would recommend trying, the cartridge would get hot, but it will probably only go off if the primer is detonated, which in turn lights the powder charge...

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What's the best "bull pup" rifle? I've always heard good things about the Steyr AUG, but my sources could be biased.

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Do you ever wish you had a different eye color? Which color? Like the color, would rather have uncorrected 20/20 vision or better

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Were you left-handed and then switched to being right-handed? When and why? They tried to switch me in the 3rd grade, but it didn't take....I've always been in my right mind... I'm ambidextrous....certain things I learned to do right handed for the sake of saving some money and to guarantee an acceptable resale value (guitars, golf clubs) If left-handed people weren't busy ruling the world we would sue most of the product designers in the world for discrimination and unfair pricing of left-handed products.

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You smell funny. You're ugly and I can take a shower! j/k :)

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Is there a difference between a molester and a pedophile lets add a rapist also Legal differences like the age of the victim, the intent behind the act and the concept of consent. Their punishment, however, should be the same!

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Is being too observant bad? I don't think so. You most likely catch the things that others miss.

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You have cell phone service in one state, you have to move (for a job) where that company doesn't provide service. Your current cellphone co wants to charge you $150 for early termination for ea line on your service (you have 3 ) Pay it or fight it? Fight it!!!

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Can someone mourn for me please? What happened bud?

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Is Facebook lame yet? The government loves Facebook and MySpace. Where else can you get citizens to volunteer personal information and provide photo ID!!

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What is your family's most famous failed cooking experiment? My father made orange peel rice. Something called Gold Coast Stew...has chicken, peppers and PEANUT BUTTER in it...It was so awful no one could eat it and any recipe that is bad is often referred to gold coast stew or a DNR (do not repeat)!

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My little sister died this morning unexpecticly, Would you all say a prayer for her? I know this not the place to post this kind of a think, but have to stay strong for my mother. Sorry about this post if I offended anyone with it. Sorry for your loss. Prayers go out to you and your family.

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Who would win - Elen degeneres or a cellphone on vibrate? The cellphone battery would die long before Ellen would ever shut up!!

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Is anyone too sexy for Answerbag? ;) Not me...I have to get my hand drunk before it will touch me!!! j/k LOL

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What are the elements of a dream wedding? If the vows state: For richer or poorer....choose richer In sickness or in health....choose health In good times or in bad....choose good

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Should commercial airline pilots be armed? Yes...the only other option to keep terrorists from blowing up planes is to have canisters of pigs blood on all passenger planes (violates their religious beliefs for coming in contact with an unclean animal) or have all flight attendants wear a remote panic button that notifies the captain to release a knock-out gas of some kind into the passenger cabins.

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If you had your pet euthanized and cremated, did you get the cremains back? If so, what did you do with them? I had to put down one of my pugs....Chewie had a herniated disc in his back that was inoperable due to the cost with no guarantee that the surgery would be successful...didn't get the ashes back because the vet clinic was going to charge us a ridiculous amount. I was severely heartbroken...

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White as snow, but snow it ain't Green as grass but grass it ain't Red and blood, but blood it ain't Black as coal, but coal it ain't. What is it? The Kenyan Flag

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About 18 years ago I fell in love, he was bad, He turned out to kill the women he left me for last may. We had a son that is now 17 I am now back in his life and am helping him through his trial process. I love him still. Am I crazy? Not just crazy, but completely, certifiably, straight-jacket, padded room and desperately in need of medication crazy!!!!

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When you go out for the night do you go out just to get as drunk as possibe?or just to have a good time?or what? You don't need to get drunk to have a good time, so I go out just to have a good time!

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What are your favorite quotes? "Soldiers will always follow their leaders. The question is whether they do so out of loyalty or to make sure their leader is the first one shot!" -- Me

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What is your favorite place to go to be alone? The bathroom...I don't need or want an audience!

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If you could live anywhere on the planet, then where would you live? Somewhere in the United States that doesn't have or rarely has the following: 1. Tornadoes 2. Snow 3. Earthquakes 4. Hurricanes 5. High Taxes 6. Extremely cold temps 7. Extremely high temps 8. High crime rates 9. Democrats 10. Republicans

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If you found Osama Bin Laden, and were alone with him in a room, what would you do? Pull out a clump of his beard (for DNA proof), douse him in pig's blood and gasoline, tell him, "You're going to burn in hell, but I didn't want it to come as a surprise to you, so I want you to experience what it might be like" and light him up...oh, and I'd televise on Al-Jazeer as a warning to all the others...

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What is your favorite shape of pasta? Rotini

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If someone says"love me or hate me",then what will u decide? Love is not demanding nor is it an ultimatum.

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If you thought you finally met the person of your dreams, but then found out they were going through a divorce and had huge legal and financial problems, would you still pursue them? Nope, the "person of your dreams" is merely a selfish misrepresentation between who they really are and what you want them to be. No one can meet those kinds of expectations. That's why most relationships fail.

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What scent brings back childhood memories? When I was a child, the smell of bacon would wake me out of a dead sleep! And I used to love to open the spice cabinet and just breathe deep.

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Anyone here ever met a phor? Don't know...onomatopoeia (oh, I mighta peed) on one!

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If someone else paid for it, which actual dish would you want to try: $1000 lobster pizza, $1000 caviar omelt or $1000 gold leaf sundae? Lobster pizza...and there had better be a lot of it for $1000!

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Do you think making the ability to attain a bachelor's degree (having them more widely available, as in online degrees), is lowering the value of having a degree? It's now no longer an advantage but an expectation for the majority of employers? When more people obtain Bachelors degrees, then Masters degrees will be sought...when Masters degrees become more commonplace, then it will escalate to Doctorates. The ugly truth about society is we need people of lower intelligence for jobs we don't want to do, for the government to exert a certain level of control and power over and to serve as a grading scale for levels of intelligence...

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Do you fast either for health or religious reasons? There's a fine line for both...those doing it for health reasons need to be careful not to let it develop into an unhealthy eating disorder or poor diet plan. Those fasting for spiritual reasons need to be sure that they are doing it for spiritual enlightenment rather than a "hunger strike" to get God to give them what they want.

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Do some of you think that the problem with what I call as "bible thumpers" take the bible too literal and it should just be used as a guide. I think I just lost a friend because they are quoting from the bible every other word. Most Christians who engage in this type of hyper-evangelism usually end up losing a lot of former friends because they don't understand that they cannot override another individual's free will, regardless of their "good" intentions.

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Which branch of service would you like to yourself or children serve? The Navy or Air Force....they have a wider selection of job opportunities that you can actually use in civilian life.

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Why would suicide bombers strap explosives to themselves with the promise of 72 virgins in the next life, can they really be that stupid? I don't know, but only having 72 virgins FOR ALL ETERNITY doesn't sound like a very sweet deal for the following reasons: 1. You don't know WHY they are still virgins. 2. You don't know if they retain their virginity after you enjoy them. 3. You don't know 100% if they are HUMAN virgins. 4. Trying to satisfy one woman is hard enough, having to satisfy 72...

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What is it that makes a terrorist different from a soldier? Soldiers are usually considered to be part of a military of a recognized government while terrorists are typically not government sponsored, however there are exceptions.

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How can you make yourself more educated on sex without having to have a bunch of sex partners. Or like how to be more sexy? Plenty of books out there on the subject...

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What kind of animal would you least like to be caught and eaten by? A shark...with no solid land underneath your feet to adequately defend yourself or get away, coupled with the extreme panic created from a combination of severe bleeding from multiple or large bites and drowning would be absolutely terrifying!!

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Who do you need? Who do you love when you come undone? Duran Duran

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I have this constant problem i have had for years and years. I talk baby talk to my boyfriend who i have been with for 7 years. I have done the same thing with all of my ex boyfriends and do the same thing with my pets. Anyone do the same thing? Nope...baby talk from a male offers more ass-kickings than advantages! LOL

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What are some of the nicest things you've ever said or done for a complete stranger? Purchased some items for a homeless guy that I knew he needed. I drove around with it in my truck for a week and a half before I saw him again!

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What cereal best describes your co-workers? Fruit loops

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What do you like about yourself as an Answerbag member? I like making people laugh...unfortunately some people don't have a sense of humor.

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Is it strange for your mate to want his/her own space? Nope... you also need different hobbies or interests. They say familiarity breeds contempt. Being able to spend time away from your significant other helps you appreciate the times you are together.

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What surname would you say would be the worst to have? Why? We had a guy in our local phone book by the name of Waco Butram (we of course called him Wacko Butt Ram)

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Ok, lets drill it down. Are there ANY good candidates for President?? Is it me or is this year's election appearing to be downright scary? Ron Paul is an excellent candidate that is COMPLETELY suppressed by major media outlets!

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What color is your vehicle and do you like it? It's white and I wish it was that color (it's dirty!)

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If you were looking for a new pet (dog, cat) would you: A) go to the shelter / pound? B) look in the paper ads C) go to a pet store D) answer a "FREE TO GOOD HOME" sign in someone's front yard... or....D) pick one out of a box in front of a store WHY? In order of preference B, A, D and C.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work? Probably because it is not illegal to hit "things" and usually "things" don't hit back!

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Do girls like to show their butt cracks? I don't know...do plumbers?

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Have you ever left a restaurant because the price was more expensive than you expected? No...I've got a pretty good idea how pricey a restaurant is before I go in!

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Does anyone else like cats as much as I do, I treat mine like they are my kids? Can honestly say that I really don't like cats...my wife has one, but for me, cats are too independent for my taste.

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Big Mac or Whopper? Home-made burger (beef or bison) seasoned with mesquite seasoning and hickory smoke salt cooked on a CHARCOAL grill. Top that with two types of cheese, smoked bacon, dill relish, lettuce, BBQ sauce or Ranch dressing served on a whole wheat or onion bun....MMMMMMM Good!

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Do you agree that women have the right to be topless? Yeah...but women should be prepared for the amount of stares they would receive...especially teen and young adult males.

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Does the Christian religion believe in cremation, if yes or no how are the funerals? Typically, most Christian faiths stick to traditional burials, however I have known some Christians who are intent on being cremated.

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Do you feel that year’s race for president is exciting? I'm afraid it will continue to polarize our country, although both party nominees will tout their ability to cross party lines...not much exciting about that!

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If you where walking down the street and saw someone being mugged would u help or walk on by After dialing 911, I'd try to incapacitate the attacker and help the victim.

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If you could be frozen the moment before your death and revived 1000 years later to live another 60 years as a healthy person, would you do it? Nope...no guarantee that there would be anybody around to thaw me out, let alone be able to operate the obsolete and antiquated technology.

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If you could be in a band, what part of it would you be? (lead singer, drummer, etc.) lead singer or lead guitarist

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Does getting pregnant and having a baby keep couples together? Unfortunately no it doesn't... it may be in some cases, but I would think it is rare if the pregnancy occurred outside of a marital relationship.

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Giants or Patriots? and why? Patriots...I'm tired of hearing about the '72 Dolphins

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What do you eat, when you want something sweet? Chocolate covered strawberries with your s/o! LOL

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What's everyone having for dinner tonight? Salisbury steak made from bison meat and mashed potatoes from scratch, serving with mushroom gravy and seasoned green beans

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What is the worst thing that can happen to you? Prison sex

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Do you believe that lieing can be the better path to take at times? The actual biblical commandment was "Do not bear false witness against your neighbor"...while a form of what is considered by most to be lying, it really means not to falsely accuse someone of something they did not do in order to see that person unjustly suffer...however, telling the truth is always preferable, but not always practical! (refer to the hiding Jews answer)

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Any strange facts? Mr. Rogers (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood) was a US Navy SEAL with tattoos covering his arms before he became an ordained minister and pacifist. (That's why he always wore that blue sweater.)

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This was posted on a pro anorexia website regarding Victoria Beckham, "I envy her thin legs and chest. She has beautiful bones sticking out of her chest" how bad is that, do you think those type of pro anorexia websites should be banned from the net? Yes...

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Where do birds take shelter when the area is hit with an ice storm? Some non-migratory songbirds make their nests in pine trees which are much more dense, protecting them from the elements.

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If you had the choice to pick a cure for either cancer, alzheimers, AIDS or herpes what would it be and why? Cancer without a doubt....but big pharma and the FDA would stifle it because they wouldn't make as much money!

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If there was one thing you could change in your life what would it be? me...it's the only thing in actuality that I can change!

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What did it say on the last "message T-shirt" that you got? CSI...Can't Stand Idiots

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Men, if you had chicken pox, would that keep you from having sex, if so why? Calamine lotion is not a very good aphrodisiac or lubricant. I'd say yes, it would keep me from having sex!

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If you just spent 2 yrs in prison, what would be the first thing you would do when you got out? I'd probably have to have re-constructive surgery on my rectum! LOL

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What is your dream pet? I've got mine...a pug!

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If you could be the President, government, or senator, which would you be, and what would be the first thing you would do? AS president would institute an executive order prohibiting Congress from consolidating legislative bills. Meaning one topic/issue for one bill. This will give the American people a better view of their representatives voting record and force politicians to take a side on an issue and end entitlements, pork spending and special interests. I would also set up a government website where...

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Would you vote for Obama or Clinton if the presidential election was today? I would never vote for Clinton...we replaced a bad "Bush" with a bad "Clinton"..only to replace him with an even worse "Bush"...and now replace him with an even worse "Clinton"? NO WAY...end the Bush/Clinton dynasty in the white house!!!!

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Are you one of those people who doesn't like tell your middle name? I just know I'm in trouble when I get the first and middle name together!!

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I just bought a new computer. I've tried 2 brand new pairs of speakers,but could get no sound out of either.Please help because I don't have the receipt.Thanx! Make sure you're plugging the speakers into the proper input jack...it's very rare to get two pairs of speakers that don't work!

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The angel and devil on your shoulders just got in a fight! Who are you rooting for? The angel...because the devil would have that goofy-haired fight promoter Don King in his corner!!!

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What is the capital of Texas? www.rand-mcnally.com will give you the names of the other 49 capitol cities...

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What's the worst song that has come on while you were "making out"? The DeVinyls "I touch myself" LOL

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To all old salts, when you pat the top of your head, what are you telling the other sailors? You have to use the bathroom? I can't remember.

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Is there a foreign-language song that you can sing from start to finish without looking at the lyrics? Meaning, you know it by heart? Maybe La Bamba

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I keep hearing about who's the best candidate for change. What are you wanting to change? Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reasons!!! Every incumbent needs to be ousted when their term expires and set term limits for Congress...Congress is the reason things don't change!!!

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What would you do if you found out your life was a television show just like "The Truman Show"? Cancel the show and ruin the ratings with a suicide!!! Just kidding!

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Edwards recently dropped out of the race for democratic candidate, who do you think this will help more, Clinton or Obama? Obama...Edwards was touting "change" just like Obama... Edwards will ultimately endorse Obama.

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What's the worst name you can give a baby? Moon Unit Zappa (Frank Zappa's daughter!)

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Do you think Hilary Clinton is outwardly too emotional to be Pres. ? She seems to wear her emotions on her sleeve in my opinion. I feel if she can't handle the little attacks how could she handle being Pres. and all of the pressure with that? That "FAKE" tear-up in a cafe...complete BULLS**T!!

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Do you think Hilary Clinton is outwardly too emotional to be Pres. ? She seems to wear her emotions on her sleeve in my opinion. I feel if she can't handle the little attacks how could she handle being Pres. and all of the pressure with that? Shes not tough enough....she should have kicked Bill to the curb and divorced him after the whole Monica thing...

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Would you risk your life to save your pet? What is your pet? My dog....a pug named Remmie, possibly....the cat, not only no, but hell no!

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Which would be worse: a day without toilets or a day without toilet paper? Toilet paper definitely

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What song makes you want to drive really fast? Summer Song or Big Bad Moon by Joe Satriani

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What would you do if you knew Paris Hilton had an Answerbag account? I wouldn't talk to her...

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Do you consider some of the music you listen to, to be more than just music? In fact, you consider it to be a work of art? I listen to the instrumental rock guitar of Joe Satriani and am always impressed!!

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What time is Hammer time? ..."Every time you see me!"

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How much should a dead 1998 Plymouth Neon sell for?I'd like to sell it for parts. Sell it as parts...

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To all old salts, what is a polywog? Some green sailor who has not crossed the Equator in a sailing vessel, in order to become a Shellback

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Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime? No..but the fact that your employer doesn't is!!!

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Barak or Hillary? Just say NO to the Bush/Clinton dynasty in the White House! The Clinton's ARE EXPLOITING a loophole to get around the two-term limit for the office of the president.

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Fellas, you meet a really hot girl in a bar, super model material, a true 10 plus, you chat for a while and she clearly wants to hook up with you, one thing, she has a big herpes cold sore on her lip...do you go for it...or run the other way? Show your interest....but play hard to get until that thing clears up...and it might be a good idea to make sure that that little problem isn't occurring elsewhere. LOL

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What is your favorite hot sauce? Cholula's Chili Garlic...available online at www.cholula.com

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Do trolls really think that they cannot be held responsible for their actions? See answer for encouraging details. It's a shame that people aren't allowed to have opinions or are subject to some sort of civil or criminal action taken against them. This world is becoming similar to George Orwell's "1984" where thought crimes (especially thoughts that differ from society considers acceptable) will be punishable offenses. If you cannot have an INDIVIDUAL opinion, then we all become...

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Is there EVER an appropriate time to wear a Speedo? Ahh...NO!!!

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We all know what 'LOL, LMAO, OMG, BRB, ROTFL' mean but do you know what LI means and why it is going to take the place of LOL from now on? What about "Laughing Insanely" rather than having to spell out a wicked laugh like... WWHHOAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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Which colour is most associated with depression? I guess that's why they call it the blues...

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I was on my finger bit by my friend's dog 6 days ago. It's pretty much healed, but today my finger started to hurt bad. I looked at it and it's swollen almost twice it's normal size and there's a like lump thing in the middle of the bruising. Any ideas? You've got yourself an infection...see a doctor!

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Would you commit a crime-for-hire if the price was right? The idea of losing my anal virginity keeps me from wanting to commit any crime! LOL

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Do you like or dislike having you photo taken ? .......... are you just a poser in front of the camera. or do you just consider yourself not to be very photogenic? I don't like having my photo taken for any reason

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What is 187+738 and estimate the answer 930

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What do you think about facebook? I think both Facebook and MySpace get people to voluntarily give up their privacy rights!

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In the house. You can stretch it out, and it will nearly go the length of your house, yet it is about the width of three hands. It usually has decorations on it. What is it? A roll of paper towels?

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What is the most unusual euphemism for sexual intercourse that you have heard? Offering a worm to a double-breasted mattress thrasher (a thrasher is a type of bird, really!)

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I need a snack. now. what should i eat? Cereal...something with lots of sugar!!!!

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How fast can magic carpets fly? Who knows...but out government has stifled the technology because they don't use gasoline...wind power is absolute purest energy source.

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Who do you know that tends to use vulgar language the most often? Members of the United States Navy and Marine Corps

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At what age should men and women stop having sexual intercourse? Like Michael Jackson said, "Don't stop 'til you get enough"!

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If you could press any button in the world, what button would you press? The G spot! LOL

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Do you want to smack people who vote for nonsensical "candidates", like Kermit the Frog, upside the head for wasting their vote? Yes. But I'd rather bitch slap those who don't vote...how can we convince other nations that democracy works if our own citizens have such apathy to the democratic process?

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If your sexual fantasy was to come true with an actor ,actress, or athlete who would it be, and why? I think this is the whole diabolical plot behind cloning...so people can basically "Frankenstein" a soulless human form into a sex toy to do whatever they want with....and yeah, I'd be tempted to partake.

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Can a man die if kicked hard enough in the testicles? Yes! But only if he was denied medical attention for internal bleeding

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I have decided to punch a kid who has always made fun of me. The only times I see him are at football and in school but I am afraid i would get in trouble if I did it at those places. What should I do? There's more tactful ways for revenge that are less likely to get you in trouble, like calling DCFS on his parents, putting contraband in his locker, or my favorite...ruin the rest of his life by calling the police and filing an assault and battery charge...if the school tries to prevent from filing a report you can sue the school district.

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What would be a fun and adventurous place to have sex? I think the person is more important than the location!

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Do you really think that turning 25 is the death of my childhood? Childhood should have ended at age twelve so I'd say you're way behind

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How many pets do you/have you had in total? I have a pug named Remmie

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Who is going to watch American Idol tonight? Not me...ever since 'Idol' bombed the last two seasons, it hasn't been the same...Daughtry clearly should have won and his record sales now prove it!

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Men: if you could personally experience pregnancy and childbirth (your body), would you chose to? Why or why not? Nope...the thought of lactating from hairy nipples is scary enough for me!!! LOL

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What do you want that you didn't get for Christmas? A winning lottery ticket!

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What - or who - gives you your peaceful easy feeling? The Eagles!

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Looks like our friend Buxtonite just make Maestro, Anyone want to offer their congratulations? Well done!...when I grow up on AB, I wanna be just like you! LOL

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Do you think that it's okay for people to be mean all the time if they are just kidding? If someone is sensitive and takes them seriously one day, should this person be concerned or use the defence that he or she "was just kidding"? If people are mean ALL the time, then they are not kidding. These people use the belittlement of others as a defense mechanism because they have self-esteem or confidence problems that they hide by pointing out the faults they find in others.

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What's your favorite Mel Brooks Film? Blazing Saddles and History of the World Part I...I hear Young Frankenstein is absolutely hilarious, but I've never seen it (shame on me!)

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What items do you waste? Time is really an item but I tend to waste it anyway!

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Do you use up all the toilet paper on the roll or leave the end? If there isn't enough for the next person, I use it and replace the roll!

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What time of the day are you most likely to be crabby? The time of day where I come in contact with large quantities of idiots....which varies but usually happens in the afternoon.

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Ok - trivia question time for the guys : All you over 40 out there... think back 25 years: Laurie Partridge or Marcia Brady? :-) It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!! LOL

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Is there a quote that describes how you feel about life in general? Or yourself? "A jock strap will always protect your nuts, but your ass is still unprotected!" - Plaidman

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How old is old Depends on the expiration date! LOL

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My step daughter & my niece (who I am very close to) are both 5 weeks pregnant. My step daughter lives in NC & wants me there but my niece wants me there 4 her in FL. If they are both giving birth within a few days of each other, who should I be with? Boy...that's a tough one. Personally, if it were me, blood is thicker than step-blood. But, ultimately, you should chose based on who has the greater need, if that can be determined.

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Are you stubborn or just very opinionated? I was told that I am very stubborn but I disagree. I just have very strong opinions on certain things & I will NEVER change my mind because until I'm proven wrong, I know I'm right I'm opinionated, but can be very diplomatic, respectful and open minded to the opinion of others.

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What is 2x+3=9 x www.math.com will not only give you the answer, but tell you how to get it!

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I really like this girl, but we don't often talk. How can I ask her out without my friends or her friends making such a big deal out of it? Go for it!!! Ask her out!

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What do you think would make a President great? Honesty and policy/bureaucratic transparency

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Changing the number of _____ would change an atom into an atom of a different element. Changing the number of _____ would change the atom into an ion. protons, electrons

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Is it true, that chewing bubble gum, while peeling onions, will prevent the tears from flowing? Having someone else cut them greatly reduces your tears! :) LOL

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I have a collection of old 45 rpm records that are in mint condition. most are dj or promo copies in the original sleeves. included are early blues and country artists of the late 50s and early 60s. any idea on their value? I know Elvis 45 singles bring a hot dollar!!

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I have invented a 'trolldar' to go with gaydar/stra8dar/bidar on your utility belt ..would you buy one? Provided their production doesn't get out-sourced to China, sure an over-sized utility belt will distract from the tights I'm wearing. LOL

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If donkeys could talk, would they sound like Eddie Murphy? Donkeys (jackasses) do talk...they're called democrats! LOL

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Have you managed to figure out your purpose in this world? The purpose was easy...it's the how to do it that's proving to be a pain in the butt!

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How many bad hair days do you have each week? How do you deal with your hair on those days? I shave my head so I never have a bad hair day....I have no hair days. I used to go to a barber and ask for a hair-do and he'd say, "Sorry, pal. You have a hair don't."

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If you could choose any song, which one would you choose to sing for karaoke? Keep Your Hands To Yourself by the Georgia Satellites...

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If you had a warning label (or other advisory / notification message) stamped on you, where would it be located and what would it say? Warning...may have adverse affects on individuals with low intelligence levels or inferior brain function due to one or more of the following: drug use, lack of formal education, inability to think critically or those who are under the influence mass media, country music, rap music, opera or the two major political parties.

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While at the supermarket how often do you take back the cart to the designated location? Always...it pisses me off that some people are so lazy and won't walk fifteen feet to put the cart into the corral. And, if I'm still standing by the corral when someone is approaching, I reward their efforts by taking the cart the rest of the way.

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If you can play in the star wars movie, who would you be, and why? Han Solo

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I keep getting hit on. do you think I should change my avatar? Only if you don't want to get hit on! LOL

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Can you list some baby girl names that you consider "beautiful"? Yana and Alana

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How can you avoid a hangover? Drink water before going to bed and drink Gatorade in the morning!

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IPod or Zune--Which do you prefer and why? iPod

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I think that antidepressants are given out too freely by doctors these days. At least 5 stories I can think of off hand - people with decent heads on their shoulders that have been recommended to take them. Your thoughts? Proper diet and exercise can do wonders...my wife was suffering from depression and was on 4 different meds...started taking Fish Oil capsules, B12 and a good multi-vitamin and reduced to one half-dose of one med!

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How do you get girls in bed? Girls, because they are humans, need regular periods of rest and beds are usually the preferred furniture to accomplish this...however, if the intention of this question is referring to a proposition of sexual intercourse...well there's little help I can give you!

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Is it ever too late to congratulate a fellow bagger for any of his or her achievement (both on and off AB)? Yes...if they die and you never tell them, but under most circumstances no.

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When will global warming end the world It won't...humans will destroy the world long before the climate will get the chance, even with man "helping" the climate.

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Whats your MP3 player of choice? Ipod, Zune, etc? Why? I like my iPod...

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Would anybody here help me prove to Crystal Clear Of Blue (before she leaves) that she is wanted and valued on AB? I think she should stay.

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Define the word attractive? Desirable or appealing to the five senses.

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What am I thinking of? How nice it would be to get a nice answer.

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Who believes in the expression that we marry the first time for love and the second time for money? I think we marry first for love, the second and how many times afterwards to prove our stupidity or insanity. LOL

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What do you think about taking the words 'under God' out of the pledge of allegiance? I don't think they should. I think it should stay...if atheists don't like it, they don't have to say it. They're the minority. Why force the majority to change to appease the minority on this particular issue?

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Have you ever dropped food that you had prepared on the floor and still served it to guests? Yes.

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Who would you prefer at the controls of your plane, a more experienced crew with thousands of flight hours or a better trained crew with fewer flight hours? A more experienced crew

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If you were a font, which would you be? I like Earwig Factory...it looks like those cut-letter ransom notes!

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Does anyone else find that the time you pick to post a question affects how much activity that question will ultimately get? Yes.

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Who thinks it should be mandatory that one goes to driving school before being able to obtain a driver's license? Yes...I also think driver permits are suitable for high schoolers and a license should be issued only AFTER the student graduates from high school.

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Were you on Answerbag yesterday? Yes....

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When you were growing up, what was your favorite thing to do? Play "army" with my friends

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What is the origin of the phrase "ivory tower"? Ivory is similar to off-white. White symbolically represents purity, but because ivory isn't pure white, it represents pride or piety...and a tower is a place of high authority and protection...I don't know if this is the origin, but it does define the term clearly.

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Would you stay with someone that cheated on you if they promised to never do it again? I would not stay...if I'm under the same obligation not to cheat and I avoid/resist the temptation myself, I should expect NO LESS from my spouse.

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In your estimation what is the biggest waste of time that humans engage in? Lawn-care....We are required to mow the grass, bag it and PAY for the disposal, we cannot sell it as a cash crop, it requires us to purchase even more gasoline and oil. To and injury to insult, we water it to keep it growing (which wastes water) just so we can keep mowing...this takes up at least 6 hours a week! Seems pretty stupid to me!

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which is ur favourite colour? black

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This is a loaded question, I know...But do you think the US Government was responsible for the 9/11 attack? (If I disappear, you know why.) You betcha....all the "circumstantial" evidence and coincidences found in other criminal cases have been enough to convict the perpetrators. There is SO MUCH evidence, deception and coincidence in the 9/11 events that there is NO WAY the government ISN'T involved or responsible!!!

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Do you find there are some countries that discriminate against race more than other countries? Oh yeah...some FAR WORSE than the United States has ever been.

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Where are fascists in terms a 'left wing - right wing' economic scale? Fascism is corporate-run or influenced government...right wing neo-republicans typically provide tax shelters to big business...but many corporations support both political parties with donations

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If you can only give to one charitable organization from now on, which organization would it be? I'd give to a charity the protects, provides and empowers the victims of domestic abuse.

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What part (s) of your life would you do over? High school

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Are your ceilings textured or smooth? Which do you prefer? Slightly textured...I like textured, but smooth is definitely easier to paint.

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Do you ever look at cars in a parking lot and try to figure out what kind of a person is driving it? Yes...I also try to decipher vanity plates, as this gives an insight about the owner

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How have you dealt with stressful situations in your workplace? Sometimes very well, sometimes very poorly!

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What is your favorite Bee Gees song? Stayin' Alive...corny, yes...but it's gotta undeniable groove

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Christians: As a Christian, what are your thoughts on Christians street preaching? Do you agree with street preaching? Why or why not(please use Biblical support for your postion as to why or why not)? God give man the power of free will...which means that each individual has to make up his/her mind what to believe...God said those who hunger and thirst for righteousness will be filled, those who aren't hungry, don't eat....we are also told not to cast our pearls before swine....we are told to "witness", but when looked upon today's point of view, you don't...

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How many ABers does it take to change a lightbulb? 1...all others merely award or take away points!

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I buy plain Cheerios to mix with the Honey Nut Cheerios because the HN are too sweet. Are all cereals designed to appeal to children? Yep...that's why they put cartoon characters and movie themes on the box! The kids see and want it!!!

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How should our society assign value to human life? In the US we allow the murder of unborn children who have no say as to their desire to live or die....and yet we insist on sparing the lives of convicted criminals who have committed some of the most heinous and unspeakable things that should be punishable by death.

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What do you think deja vous is to you? Didn't you just ask this question? I could've sworn you did!

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Theists: Why do you worship something you don't know exists? For the same reasons others don't worship something they don't know exists...personal beliefs.

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Would you countenance the torture, and murder, of 100 chickens - in order to save one human being's life? It depends on the human life...I wouldn't torture and murder ONE MILLION chickens to save Hillary Clinton's life!!! LOL

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Is anyone Bored Right Now? Not extremely

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Why is it always the cute guys that die in movies? I always thought it was the bad guys that usually die in movies!

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Do you think I'm ugly? Do YOU think you're ugly....if you don't like yourself, it may be hard for others to like you as well. Your profile says some very interesting things...I think the only one who is truly underestimating you is you! :)

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What is gastro? What Fidel Castro has after four spicy bean burritos? LOL No, it has to do with digestive function in the human body.

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Why do you think that people from other nations hate the United States? Because we try to police the world!

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Am I wrong for breaking up with my boyfriend after I found out he has a 5th child with a 4th woman. The childrens ages are 20, 18, 17, 10 and the latest 15. We've dated for 1 year 8 months. We've known each other 10 years. He pays child support for all 5? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!

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Do you feel that you have learned a lot through your experience with Answerbag? Have you made a lot of friends in AB along the way? Do you want to go all the way from beginner to Guru or do you want to station yourself somewhere in between? Made a few friends so far, but what I was really looking for was an outlet where other people generally wanted my opinion or advice or my answer. I think all of us here want a certain level of respect, based on our knowledge and experience, that we might not be getting elsewhere. Being a Guru would be nice, but I try to remember that that level is dependent upon how well I HELP others.

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How many letters are in your ab-username?There are 18 in mine. 8

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Do you think that forgiveness for others should be infinite? Well, Jesus said if someone strikes you in the face to turn the other cheek...that means they can only hit you once more...by no means are you to be someone's punching bag and allow them to keep hitting you....it's easier to forgive someone twice for hitting you than an infinite number of times for hitting you.

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Is Pro wrestling fake? High school wrestling....real. "Professional" wrestling....fake. When I say fake, I mean staged and choreographed!

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How old are you? How old is your current bf, gf, or spouse? 34

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What do I do if I scratched my eyeball? Go to an immediate care facility or the ER to have it checked!

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Have you gotten your w-2's yet? When should we expect them. I find it weird i have not received mine yet. Employers are required BY LAW to have w-2s distributed to their employers on or before Jan. 31st.

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What laws did you break today? Too numerous to list, but I don't think any were felonies

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Ok Men the truth Chubby girls OR Skinny Girls or Curvy girls? The fine line between skinny and curvy.

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I'm sleepy and tired and yet I continue to read and answer questions on AB Why? Addiction...

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Well it's official.. my mother has a drinking problem. what do i do? Love and support her, but do not become an enabler. But at the same time, do not let her abuse or neglect you or your siblings!

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Why do you assume God loves you? Because life would be hopeless if there wasn't something like that to help you through hard times...

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My fiance told me he was going to call me later tonight bu didn't What does this mean? It means you're placing a expectation on him that he will never 100% be able to meet, maintain or exceed.

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Do you have a "good side" that you favour when taking pictures? I only have a Dark Side....

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It has been deemed that I am too serious and stiff for a 19 year old college guy, do you consider yourself too serious, and is there anything to prove to my peers that I am fun too? The "stiffness" is hormones and the seriousness will fade when you turn 21...otherwise, a sense of humor always works! :) LOL

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I like a girl that is best friends with my sister and they promised each other that they both wouldn't date each other brother If they are teenage girls...wait a year when one becomes a cheerleader or joins some other socially polarizing affiliation and they probably won't be friends anymore. Then date whom you choose!

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If you could run away to a Desserted Island with Brittany Spears, Rosanne Barr, Ellen Degeneras, and Holly Berry, which would it be and what would you do? LOL! Rosanne Barr....if there wasn't enough food...cannibalism would provide more meals with Roseanne...Plus, she's big enough to provide shelter from the sun and warmth at night!

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I feel that its dangerous for people 2 talk on the phone while driving. I have done it but try not to. I was frustrated by it when I saw some1 doing it today.It deserves a serious consequence.How do u feel about the phone talking while driving issue? I do see it as a huge distraction...however, making more laws that restrict our behavior on the premise that these behaviors MIGHT cause an accident is counter-productive. Fines and restrictions should be reserved for individuals who DO CAUSE or are involved in an accident.

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Is using degrading language to describe someone EVER acceptable? Or do you think it is considered degrading for a reason? Degrading language is just that. Most times, people use it to show displeasure in another's words or actions. That means, the "victim" of the degrading language more often contributes to the degrading or engages in a behavior that justifies the comments.

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Why is hitting a dog animal abuse and killing a cow business? Because Americans tend to humanize pets such as dogs and cats, we don't eat them.

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What is the big deal with Hannah Montana? Why is she so popular? Why was Billy Ray Cyrus so popular? That's her dad!

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If you could have any job in the world (wage + benefits aside), what would it be? You don't need any special training for anything, you can be a lawyer without attending law school, doctor without medical school, etc. I'd be President...besides, how bad could I be? Look at what a Yale University grad administration has done!

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What do you think we need to do to fix the major problems with today's society? The first thing would be to get EVERYONE to take responsibility for his/her actions, own up to their mistakes and shortcomings and stop blaming everyone else. This ESPECIALLY includes churches, governments, ethnic groups, everybody!

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Do you think it's possible to be possessed by an evil spirit and not know it? I think if you were possessed by an evil spirit, you would be doing evil things. If you were unaware that your actions were "evil", I think someone would tell you.

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