http://www.answerbag.com/profile/254403 New Answerbag questions from socrateswasfat Wed, 30 May 2012 00:00:45 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 00:00:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1190522 If you WERE a female, who would you want to have sex with? my answer : JOHN STAMOS Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:38:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1190522 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1188418 Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go! Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:37:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1188418 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1151041 What is your ideal male bonding activity? what would be the worst? Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:14:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1151041 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1142305 What author would you want to write your life story, and what would be the title of the book? Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:49:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1142305 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1136714 Any thoughts on the economic status on children's education along the U.S. Mexican border? (the U.S. side) Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:27:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1136714 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/849063 How many times can you drink your own urine before you get sick Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:15:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/849063 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/790688 What was your favorite Nickelodeon show growing up? Mine was Salute your Shorts! Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:14:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/790688 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/790469 What is your most downrated answer? post link for others to DR. Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:46:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/790469 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/778784 Have you ever got "it"caught in a zipper? Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:06:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/778784 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/777522 Apple is creating all kinds of neat things. Do you have an interesting Ipod invention? like Idildo - listen to your favorite tracks as you masturbate... Sat, 31 May 2008 07:57:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/777522 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/775565 Would you rather earn $50,000 a year while other people make $25,000, or would you rather earn $100,000 a year while other people get $250,000? Assume for the moment that prices of goods and services will stay the same. Fri, 30 May 2008 01:35:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/775565 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/773763 If this were the wall of a bathroom stall, what would you write? create your own, or play off what others wrote, have fun! Thu, 29 May 2008 03:35:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/773763 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/773630 All the king's HORSES and all the king's men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn't put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do, anyway? Wed, 28 May 2008 23:58:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/773630 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/770012 Oh yeah, tell me how you really feel? Tue, 27 May 2008 05:19:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/770012 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/766946 If you could buy the rights to a word, and only you could have the word, what word would it be? word. Sun, 25 May 2008 10:56:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/766946 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/763241 Replace one word in any movie title with the word vagina. what do you got? Thu, 22 May 2008 21:02:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/763241 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/762107 Who is your favorite tattoo artist? famous, or hometown artist. Doesnt matter. Thu, 22 May 2008 08:02:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/762107 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/761692 Where do bad folks go when they die? Wed, 21 May 2008 23:27:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/761692 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/761686 What is your favorite 3 letter acronym? Wed, 21 May 2008 23:20:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/761686 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/743344 Have you ever scraped up bloated bodies in Burma?? And at the same time, we are handing out food and water. and i cant help but feel good about myself, even over someone elses misfortune. How am i supposed to feel? Sun, 11 May 2008 00:59:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/743344 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/709755 Anybody been to bangkok or pattaya beach thailand? im headed there, just want some 'up and up' on the best things to do... Mon, 21 Apr 2008 00:06:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/709755 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/705289 Is there any naturally blonde asians? maybe albino or something.... I really wanna spend the rest of my everloving life with one... Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:30:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/705289 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/703274 Any good tips on how to spot a Thai Katoey (ladyboy, he-she) while i am in Thailand? Ive seen pics, and it is so indistinguishable. Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:09:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/703274 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/698330 Would you have the common courtesy to give a 'reacharound'? sexual preference is irrelevant. Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:29:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/698330 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/698317 What day was "back in the day?" Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:17:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/698317 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/691785 Will i ever rub a hole in a t shirt near my belly button?? you know, from all the belly button lint? Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:53:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/691785 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/686112 I just sneezed. What would you say and why? Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:01:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/686112 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/676424 Why do some tennis balls have 'xxx' printed on them? Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:36:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/676424 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/622548 Why did you get divorced Sat, 01 Mar 2008 14:10:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/622548 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/565078 All these break up questions tonight! Is it really a January thing? Or is it that all good things must come to an end sometime, and its coincidental to a specific calendar month? Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:53:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/565078 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/564858 Who would/have you bribe(d)? and how did/would you do it? Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:21:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/564858 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/564845 What truly is logic? who decides reason? Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:47:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/564845 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/561647 What is your shower routine?? toe to head, head to toe? exfoliate, no exfoliation, hot, cold? etc Do you habitually blow your nose in your hand? do you pee? Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:46:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/561647 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/561505 Is knowledge knowable? if not, how do we know this? Tue, 22 Jan 2008 00:13:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/561505 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/554206 Why do cadillacs have a new safety feature with velcro on the headrest? Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:55:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/554206 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/554075 This is your brain(holds up egg). this is your brain on drugs(breaks egg and puts in frying pan) any questions? Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:23:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/554075 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/553990 Do you answer more questions on here if they have a pretty picture? Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:44:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/553990 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/550635 Name any potent potable? Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:21:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/550635 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549173 Lol. if you burp, fart, sneeze, and cough all at the same time, do you really die? Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:06:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549173 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549108 What is something you never see? be logical, but creative. Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:29:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549108 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549088 Whats wrong with friends with benefits, bed buddies, etc? and why is the world so apt to dive head first into these absurd relations? Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:05:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549088 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549022 What is your favorite simile that you catch yourself using in daily conversation? mine is ' I'm out like a boner in sweat pants'. HAVE FUN Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:53:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/549022 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/547390 If we got married and divorced, would you give me half of your points if i gave you half of my frequent flyer miles? Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:50:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/547390 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/545080 I went up 10 levels in 4 days...is that about normal? just curious... Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:11:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/545080 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544887 What other questions will this question provoke? How might they be answered? Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:10:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544887 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544867 Do you get irritated when people or things slow you down? Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:38:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544867 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544839 Do you keep a personal diary or journal? Reply with the 2nd line of your last entry... Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:48:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544839 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544762 Has anyone seen the banana show? how does she do that? Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:02:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544762 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544682 What is 'dually noted'? Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:43:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544682 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544677 What is a fruitarian? Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:37:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/544677 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543503 Your ass, or a hole in the ground? Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:21:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543503 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543463 Is rhode island as useless as male nipples? Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:44:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543463 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543456 Is Pluto (the philosopher) mad that his rock is no longer a planet? Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:38:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543456 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543449 How do you know when you are done wiping? Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:35:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543449 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543444 If you run backwards will you gain weight... Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:32:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543444 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543226 What is the true meaning of 'on on'... Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:24:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/543226 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541937 OMG. why does that new superman dance resemble chris reeves flying off a horse?? kinda messed up huh? Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:15:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541937 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541738 How do YOU reinvent the wheel? Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:16:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541738 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541718 Is it bad that i dont wear sunglasses?? is it proven? Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:23:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/541718 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540207 How do you obtain your password from myspace if you no longer have the email account you used to setup your myspace? its been a while... Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:28:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540207 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540188 How does the school busdriver clothes the door when he gets off the bus? Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:54:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540188 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540182 Why is the main character of donkey kong a gorrilla and not an ass? Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:42:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/540182 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/538795 How is one to live a moral and compassionate existence when one is fully aware of the blood, the horror inherent in life, when one finds darkness not only in one's culture but within oneself? Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:13:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/538795 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/538734 This is the sound a doggy makes. Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:43:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/538734 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/537556 Why do we call it rush hour when traffic is moving the slowest? Sun, 06 Jan 2008 07:59:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/537556 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/537323 Why does the superman dance not resemble supermans flying style? Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:02:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/537323