Answerbag: socrateswasfat's answers

Answer to Do you think Michael Phelps should be criticised for smoking marijuana from a bong?

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:00:23 -0800

Do you think Michael Phelps should be criticised for smoking marijuana from a bong?

You know what, he is a swimmer. He can swim fast. so the f*ck what if he smokes pot. i dont smoke pot, keep in mind. someone who can swim fast should never be anyones hero. And if speedo feels like they have to pay a fast swimmer lots of money to pose in some trunks and live a perfect life...

Answer to How old were you the last time you peed in your pants?

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:46:00 -0800

How old were you the last time you peed in your pants?

sometimes, even after i shake, that little bit of dribble just finds its way to the side of my leg. grrrr.

Answer to I want to go to college after high school, but I also want to join the Marine Core. I'm not sure how to do this. I'm thinking that most people do the core first, then college. I'm not really interested in West Point or those schools. What can I do?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:51:50 -0800

I want to go to college after high school, but I also want to join the Marine Core. I'm not sure how to do this. I'm thinking that most people do the core first, then college. I'm not really interested in West Point or those schools. What can I do?

Its a tough choice, and a tough time for transition in your life. Do what you want. You create your destination, my friend. As for me, I have been in the Corps (note : spelling) for 6 years now. It has been great. I have 2 tours to Iraq, 1 tour to Afghanistan (1 year long tour). I have...

Answer to Do you prefer to drink out of a glass or a plastic cup?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:33:46 -0800

Do you prefer to drink out of a glass or a plastic cup?

glass. usually a low-ball. works well with my scotch and water...

Answer to What are you sitting on right now?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:28:25 -0800

What are you sitting on right now?

my ass.

Answer to How do you think we can stop all these teenage girls from getting pregnant?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:25:21 -0800

How do you think we can stop all these teenage girls from getting pregnant?

pull out. duh.

Answer to Are you really as kind and gentle as you appear to be on Answerbag.?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:22:32 -0800

Are you really as kind and gentle as you appear to be on Answerbag.?

im not kind and gentle. im mean and rough. even on answerbag.

Answer to What does the greeting on your answering machine or voice mail say?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:13:46 -0800

What does the greeting on your answering machine or voice mail say?

Mine is actually very rude, and that is because im sick of people calling for other people. i never answer numbers i dont know... it goes something like this 'If you are not looking for donny austin, you can go fuck yourself. this is not jose, or rico, or jaime, or jamal, or consuelo, or...

Answer to How much is 100 grams in china

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:09:47 -0800

How much is 100 grams in china

as far as im concerned, its still 100 grams. neither amount of matter, nor gravitational pull, change as you go continent to continent. are you asking for the metric conversion? hmmm

Answer to I'm getting a Kitten soon, how do I guarantee it loves me forever?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:43:52 -0800

I'm getting a Kitten soon, how do I guarantee it loves me forever?

teach it to cross the street blindfolded...

Answer to What cheeses do you find the most tasty to snack on?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:41:30 -0800

What cheeses do you find the most tasty to snack on?

fromunda cheese. from unda deez nuts!!

Answer to WHAT COUNTRY HAS THE BEST ECONOMY TODAY THAT CAN SURVIVE IF THE US ECONOMY GOES INTO A DEPRESSION?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:40:42 -0800

WHAT COUNTRY HAS THE BEST ECONOMY TODAY THAT CAN SURVIVE IF THE US ECONOMY GOES INTO A DEPRESSION?

probably australia. its like america, but without all the fat women.

Answer to Should we make porn illegal in united states? its a sin

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:39:40 -0800

Should we make porn illegal in united states? its a sin

i would be out of an ambition! that is my dream job, chump!

Answer to What was your last act of desperation?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:38:16 -0800

What was your last act of desperation?

I screamed RAPE!!! 'mom, i really thought he was gonna rape me. he had the craziest look in his eye, and at one point, he even said, 'lets get it on...'

Answer to Name something you love and if they stopped making it it would actually change your life?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:35:07 -0800

Name something you love and if they stopped making it it would actually change your life?

war

Answer to What's the oddest threat you've said in a fight?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:34:00 -0800

What's the oddest threat you've said in a fight?

"im gonna tea bag your drumset. John Bonham is about to play Moby Dick, FAAA REAAAL!!"

Answer to What variety of a ship would you like to be captain of?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:32:39 -0800

What variety of a ship would you like to be captain of?

hard-ship

Answer to Three words that sum up life?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:30:43 -0800

Three words that sum up life?

eat sleep die

Answer to Have you ever felt like a pawn on a chess-board?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:16:59 -0800

Have you ever felt like a pawn on a chess-board?

more like a knight...

Answer to Who has blue eyes?

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:39:35 -0800

Who has blue eyes?

and so it goes...

Answer to Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:36:48 -0800

Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

i have a stomach full of white dog sh*t, and you are gonna put this on me!

Answer to Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:50:45 -0800

Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

play hypothetically!!

Answer to Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:45:30 -0800

Barbara Walters, Oprah Whinfrey, and your wife. you have to fornicate with one, marry one, and kill one. go!

oprah has more money im pretty sure. thanks for playin!

Answer to Have you seen the new Clint Eastwood movie? What is it called-?

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:42:05 -0800

Have you seen the new Clint Eastwood movie? What is it called-?

gran torino. DONT F*CK WITH GUNNY HIGHWAY! EVER!! (Hamburger Hill)

Answer to From what author's works have you learned the most?

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:19:44 -0800

From what author's works have you learned the most?

Kurt Vonnegut..."bad chemicals and bad ideas..."

Answer to Any alcoholics here......What is the life of an alcoholic like?

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:09:13 -0800

Any alcoholics here......What is the life of an alcoholic like?

its a blur (ps, im not an alcoholic. they go to meetings. im 25, and havin fun!!)

Answer to Can you make 10 steps to a perfect French Kiss?

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 15:07:28 -0800

Can you make 10 steps to a perfect French Kiss?

1. grab the titty 2. tell her you love her(even if you dont) 3. grab the booby again 4. lie to her/tell her she is the most beautiful 5. insert tongue slyly 6. picture Alyssa Milano 7. squeeze the nipple 8. Picture her sister 9. swish tongue around while fondling with your zipper (note:...

Answer to I just cut myself shaving - what is the best way to make it stop bleeding without looking like a dork with toliet paper on my face?

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:36:04 -0800

I just cut myself shaving - what is the best way to make it stop bleeding without looking like a dork with toliet paper on my face?

visine works. it makes the blood vessels smaller. or clear eyes, some kind of eye drop.

Answer to 205 people killed in one hour today when isreal attacked Gaza strip ? whats your opinion on that ...

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 10:32:47 -0800

205 people killed in one hour today when isreal attacked Gaza strip ? whats your opinion on that ...

"thinning the herd" - denis leary

Answer to Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence.

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:29:34 -0800

Has anyone ever dropped the "N" bomb in your presence.

what? like said 'nigger'? or 'negro'? or 'nigga'? does that really still offend people, seriously? yes, im a cracker, whitey, honky, whatever. im white. and in no way does that bother me. no offense, im the farthest from racist. i hate everyone equally.

Answer to Am I the only man who finds extremely pale women attractive? Some people make it seem that they aren't.

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:36:04 -0800

Am I the only man who finds extremely pale women attractive? Some people make it seem that they aren't.

i love it. either way. pale skin is sexy, tan skin is sexy, but i definately like the breasts naturally white. i find that sexy as hell

Answer to Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:34:30 -0800

Do you urinate in the shower? (Yes, this is a serious question, as I've had men tell me that they do.)

yup, and i make shampoo mohawks, and fart and laugh at how loud it sounds. then when i get out i draw boobies in the mirror, and sometimes a huge penis.

Answer to 9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:04:22 -0800

9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

sounds like you are messing with the playground bullies too much to me. shouldnt you be reading animal farm and playing hop scotch?

Answer to Men: Do you like women who can cook for you?

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:02:29 -0800

Men: Do you like women who can cook for you?

there is pros and cons to this. Philipinas cook amazing, and i would love them, if they were mute. americans cook a great variety (some of them) and i would love them, if their ass wasnt saggy by the age of 24 from the infinite amount of fast food shoved down their man juice receptacle, and they...

Answer to In 1986 did you watch halley's comet go by earth?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:58:20 -0800

In 1986 did you watch halley's comet go by earth?

not that i remember, but i remember the hale bopp comet, and that one cult killing themselves. what a bunch of clowns. isnt it something like 4000 years before it will reappear. and Halleys comes once every century. hale bopp is definately cooler.

Answer to Why are women still not paid an equal amount to men?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:36:19 -0800

Why are women still not paid an equal amount to men?

we are all paid the same in the military. but i've never patrolled the streets of baghdad with a female, or been led to battle by a female. im not sexist. i agree with the pay scale. it was just a thought. i guess what im trying to say is that

Answer to Men: Do you wear pink color shirts, Ladies: what would you say?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:23:06 -0800

Men: Do you wear pink color shirts, Ladies: what would you say?

i have. i have this really cool pink tie too. i think its my favorite.

Answer to If you had to identify yourself by ONE of your material possessions, which would you choose and why?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:17:22 -0800

If you had to identify yourself by ONE of your material possessions, which would you choose and why?

my sunglasses. i have over 30 pairs of designer sunglasses. including a pair of raybans from 1972. Im stylish, and sunglasses define my mood.

Answer to What attention grabbing sentence opener (hook) can i use for a persuasive essay on energy drinks being bad for your health?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:15:54 -0800

What attention grabbing sentence opener (hook) can i use for a persuasive essay on energy drinks being bad for your health?

thou shalt never take Red Bull's name in vain.

Answer to Attention AB moderators - Can you trace this guy? Name on AB is Bpurtle. He needs a quick intervention. He may be imminently suicidal. Give his e-mail address to the police.

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:07:01 -0800

Attention AB moderators - Can you trace this guy? Name on AB is Bpurtle. He needs a quick intervention. He may be imminently suicidal. Give his e-mail address to the police.

he needs a hug. or a push over the edge. where is he at. ill help him.

Answer to Do you kiss your children on the cheek, on the lips, or somewhere else (like the forehead)?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:51:59 -0800

Do you kiss your children on the cheek, on the lips, or somewhere else (like the forehead)?

im 26, and i kiss my momma on the lips. the most meaningful kiss ill ever have. no doubt. i kiss my 2 little girls right on the smackers too. even covered in spaghetti o's

Answer to If you could pick anyone to be president of the USA who would you choose?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:42:09 -0800

If you could pick anyone to be president of the USA who would you choose?

dennis leary

Answer to What do you think you would find at a "Irish party" ? :)

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:31:13 -0800

What do you think you would find at a "Irish party" ? :)

people that leave without saying goodbye. gotta love us!

Answer to What's the most common reasons a wife cheats?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:29:18 -0800

What's the most common reasons a wife cheats?

because i make her cook and clean, and she cant study for her final. (hypothetical, ill never marry)

Answer to Famous sayings from cartoon characters?....Here's one....giggity, giggity....

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:40:15 -0800

Famous sayings from cartoon characters?....Here's one....giggity, giggity....

cowabunga dude

Answer to How is being a pastor's wife different from being any other kind of wife?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:45:25 -0800

How is being a pastor's wife different from being any other kind of wife?

she gets all her husbands income, plus 10% of everyone else's, after the lights are paid for.

Answer to What English noun has the most variations of meanings?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:36:54 -0800

What English noun has the most variations of meanings?

f*ck

Answer to Have you ever thought that you rarely sees a blind woman?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:35:28 -0800

Have you ever thought that you rarely sees a blind woman?

well, she never sees you.

Answer to If you won a million pounds what is the first thing you can buy

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:34:37 -0800

If you won a million pounds what is the first thing you can buy

a diet! oh, the metric system. i get it.

Answer to Would you tell me your story in short?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:28:23 -0800

Would you tell me your story in short?

born, school, work, war, work, waiting for the greatest adventure of all : death.

Answer to Which one of your pets has made the most lasting impression on you?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:20:27 -0800

Which one of your pets has made the most lasting impression on you?

i had a golden retriever/cocker spaniel mix. (both parents were akc) his name was Boo. named so because when my parents got him, i was 3, and i was scared of him, and he was a tiny pup. He lived 14 years, and all through my adolescence he was there, growing with me. when he died, i was 17, and i...

Answer to Who is the best couple in the world for you?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:09:04 -0800

Who is the best couple in the world for you?

scotch and ice

Answer to What's your favourite band, based on their lyrics?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:50:36 -0800

What's your favourite band, based on their lyrics?

rise against

Answer to Guys- how long does it take you to take a shower?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:44:40 -0800

Guys- how long does it take you to take a shower?

it depends. where do you want to start? undress in the bedroom, throwing clothes everywhere = 2 minutes, walk by chick in the house, shake my thing and yell "woot woot" = 45 seconds, turn the shower on, pose and flex in the mirror at all angles =1 minute, get in the shower, get really...

Answer to What's your AB level?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:25:19 -0800

What's your AB level?

have a look-see. I have been a professor FOREVER!! does it ever end. when? at 40? does anybody know?

Answer to How long can a man have genital HPV before showing symptoms?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:24:11 -0800

How long can a man have genital HPV before showing symptoms?

there are several strands of the human papaloma virus (spelling) some guys can have it early on(certain strands), even before intercourse. females are most at risk. there is a vaccination you can give girls really early on in life now. i dont remember what its called, its starts with a...

Answer to How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:20:18 -0800

How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

69 inches, 186 lbs, solid

Answer to Is it True that 'Time is running'?How?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:25:39 -0800

Is it True that 'Time is running'?How?

don't wear watches. I don't believe in them. Who said they told the time? or run the time. They are liars. The hours fly by while you're talking to a lover. The seconds crawl on your skin as you wait for the bell. Time is clearly as fast/slow as you deem it, so don't...

Answer to What is another word for Woman? (creativity and humor welcomed)

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:15:18 -0800

What is another word for Woman? (creativity and humor welcomed)

you-know-who, ham-wallet, wheeping willow, oyster-ditch, whiff, hobby, hotrod, ride, angry pirate...

Answer to Oh I have a really big problem I have MottePhobia it means when I'm scared of insects mostley butterflys and spiders please help me! I'm alweays at home on Summer nights I have nearly killed my self of panic when a butterfly flys after me.I lose control=(

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:05:04 -0800

Oh I have a really big problem I have MottePhobia it means when I'm scared of insects mostley butterflys and spiders please help me! I'm alweays at home on Summer nights I have nearly killed my self of panic when a butterfly flys after me.I lose control=(

stay away from larmes ... and the butterfly she tends to flutter-by

Answer to What's the worst thing someone could say to an Atheist?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:52:16 -0800

What's the worst thing someone could say to an Atheist?

that when they die 'and become a tree' that you hope some christian lumberjack chops him down, sends him to the paper mill, and they print the bible on him. im non religious. this just seems ironic, and hilarity ensues.

Answer to What is the worst thing someone could do at a movie theatre?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:47:40 -0800

What is the worst thing someone could do at a movie theatre?

put your erect penis in a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag. and just wait for the surprise

Answer to What color is your car and do you like it? why?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:39:55 -0800

What color is your car and do you like it? why?

jeep calls it 'rescue green' i call it olive drab oorah

Answer to Is the flight from honolulu in hawaii to houston in america international or domestic?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:55:31 -0800

Is the flight from honolulu in hawaii to houston in america international or domestic?

domestic. there is a large customs station in Hawaii for any aircraft entering u.s. territories from the western pacific.

Answer to If you died what would you want your obituary to say?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:54:06 -0800

If you died what would you want your obituary to say?

from left to right, top to bottom. in english, and on non recycled newspaper. freedoms i fight for.

Answer to How do so many Asian women have flawless skin? It is usually very light too, which makes flaws stand out, but it STILL looks flawless.

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:51:01 -0800

How do so many Asian women have flawless skin? It is usually very light too, which makes flaws stand out, but it STILL looks flawless.

genetics. equatorial location. soy sauce.

Answer to Does smoking pot around a 14 month old boy affect him in achieving milestones like walking?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:41:25 -0800

Does smoking pot around a 14 month old boy affect him in achieving milestones like walking?

i dont think you ever hit your first milestone. or even the halfway point. but definately the point of no return.

Answer to When would you abandon a sinking ship?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:30:10 -0800

When would you abandon a sinking ship?

way before jack and rose did. and i wouldnt give her that whole piece of wood either, that greedy b!tch!!

Answer to I want to get a start in the music industry. How should I go about getting someone to hear me sing?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:18:25 -0800

I want to get a start in the music industry. How should I go about getting someone to hear me sing?

American Idol. yuck

Answer to What's the best movie you've seen in a theater this year?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:16:25 -0800

What's the best movie you've seen in a theater this year?

quantum of solace

Answer to I want to collect some Deep Quotes/ Sayings.....They Can be Sad, Inspirational, or Thought Provoking....Will you help?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:14:02 -0800

I want to collect some Deep Quotes/ Sayings.....They Can be Sad, Inspirational, or Thought Provoking....Will you help?

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child. - Woody Allen

Answer to If you could see anyone naked who would you see and why?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:10:17 -0800

If you could see anyone naked who would you see and why?

helen keller...because she couldnt

Answer to Can a scorpio woman tame a sag. man?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:05:52 -0800

Can a scorpio woman tame a sag. man?

lets drop the adjectives...here we go. can a woman tame a man? thats better. the rest is just fluff. My answer...NOT THIS ONE

Answer to Do you personally capitalize the word "god"?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:03:30 -0800

Do you personally capitalize the word "god"?

churches do. 10%?? wtf

Answer to Are all men after sex?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:12:05 -0800

Are all men after sex?

im before, during, and after. rinse and repeat as necessary.

Answer to Reading is a time consuming activity and books are big commitments. With so many classic novels you'll never read in your life, do you ever feel like you're wasting your time if you're just reading a book for fun?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:57:52 -0800

Reading is a time consuming activity and books are big commitments. With so many classic novels you'll never read in your life, do you ever feel like you're wasting your time if you're just reading a book for fun?

reading is a way of life. as you go through phases, so do your habits.

Answer to How old are you?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:55:29 -0800

How old are you?

26

Answer to What do i do when my heart says go but my mind says stop? :'(

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:43:27 -0800

What do i do when my heart says go but my mind says stop? :'(

red light green light...then run the yellow!

Answer to Did you ever know that President Bush had such quick reflexes?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:42:35 -0800

Did you ever know that President Bush had such quick reflexes?

stand-by for the liberal comments about the war in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,............................

Answer to How can I handle stagefright?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:24:13 -0800

How can I handle stagefright?

harness it. use the fear as a tool, transform it to the emotion/state that you need to portray. before going on, pump yourself up. get your heart rate up by some jumpin jacks or something similar. trick number 2, be the character, then its not you on stage. be the character, then have the...

Answer to What do you prefer on a girl (or yourself if you are one) landing strip, hairy or completely bare?

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:18:50 -0800

What do you prefer on a girl (or yourself if you are one) landing strip, hairy or completely bare?

no preference. just 98.6 degrees, and im satisfied.

Answer to If you don't speak Arabic, do you like to listen to Middle Eastern music? Who is your favorite artist? Please answer my question.

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:16:20 -0800

If you don't speak Arabic, do you like to listen to Middle Eastern music? Who is your favorite artist? Please answer my question.

i dont know any of the artists. but i heard it alot in iraq. some of it was pretty good. they used to sell us the bootleg dvd music videos too. it was enjoyable.

Answer to If a girl was to cheat on her boyfrind with another guy by having sex, could her boyfriend tell that she has been messing around on him wh3n he has sex with her, i need educated answers only please

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:36:00 -0800

If a girl was to cheat on her boyfrind with another guy by having sex, could her boyfriend tell that she has been messing around on him wh3n he has sex with her, i need educated answers only please

no not likely. not unless you had canine nose receptors. that is as educated i can put if for you. no. no. and no. just beat it up, and move on.

Answer to Guys: do you like flavored lipgloss when kissing your girl?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:22:48 -0800

Guys: do you like flavored lipgloss when kissing your girl?

my wife yes, my secretary...no.

Answer to Theres a lot of racism in america. what would happen if all the other races were to go back to their country's?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:20:55 -0800

Theres a lot of racism in america. what would happen if all the other races were to go back to their country's?

this reminds me of an inappropriate joke... heres my scenario, D.C. wouldn't resemble a capitol, phoenix would be an all white suburban area that has been abandoned due to fact that noone would clean their houses, Atlanta would be known as atlanta, not the A-T-L, New Orleans would still...

Answer to Where would you like to retire?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:35:09 -0800

Where would you like to retire?

Clear lake, TX

Answer to What went up in smoke?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:34:07 -0800

What went up in smoke?

cheech and chong

Answer to What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:14:21 -0800

What is the worst way to break up with someone in your opinion?

purposely have her catch you cheating. that was so much fun!

Answer to What was the name of the last hurricane to hit your state?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:13:22 -0800

What was the name of the last hurricane to hit your state?

im in arizona too, but my parents went through ike. they had a boat in the beach house living room, and there home (30 miles from the coast ov galveston)had part of the roof missing. the flag stayed tho. wierd huh

Answer to What would you do if you couldnt die?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:08:49 -0800

What would you do if you couldnt die?

accept my eternal punishment.

Answer to Can a sexual position be patented?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:07:18 -0800

Can a sexual position be patented?

dale earnhardt has one. its where you are doggy style on the bed, and you reach up and knock her arms out from under her, and thrust forward slamming her head on the headboard. its called "dale's victory" okay okay i made that up.

Answer to I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:04:59 -0800

I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

Kurt Vonnegut predicted his own death at the age of 84. Well, he predicted the death of his alter ego, Seymore Trout, in the preface of Slaughterhouse IV

Answer to Does Satan wear pink?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:02:03 -0800

Does Satan wear pink?

When he mixes the whites with the colors on laundry day. tsk tsk

Answer to Why do you like to eat?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:53:27 -0800

Why do you like to eat?

ayples and banaynays?

Answer to Should the definition of democracy be changed to "Government of the people - ONLY IF people of both genders, and all racial, religious, and economic backgrounds, are included"?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:52:50 -0800

Should the definition of democracy be changed to "Government of the people - ONLY IF people of both genders, and all racial, religious, and economic backgrounds, are included"?

Democracy - so easy, a caveman can do it. (no racial profiling intended!)

Answer to Why is life so pointless?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:50:35 -0800

Why is life so pointless?

the sad part of the pointlessness, is people that think this way get to take full credit for being alive.

Answer to What is your profesion? is it your dream job?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:49:30 -0800

What is your profesion? is it your dream job?

United States Marine. Dream job? not at first. it grew on me. I love being a Marine and everything it stands for. I just did my second reenlistment, Im gonna do my 20 years saving the world, retire at 40, move back to Texas, and take over my Dads prosperous company. 3 war tours, 2 boat...

Answer to How can I recieve e-mail at my Hotmail or MSN inbox that i forgot my password to and had no security question to

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:31:03 -0800

How can I recieve e-mail at my Hotmail or MSN inbox that i forgot my password to and had no security question to

yes you can. dont listen to him. on the home page, there is a contact us link. email them from a seperate email account. tell them you never added this account to your hotmail profile. they will get back with you, and you will answer a huge series of questions, like what are some saved emails you...

Answer to What is "LIVE EVERYDAY AS IT WAS YOUR LAST" in irish?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:14:32 -0800

What is "LIVE EVERYDAY AS IT WAS YOUR LAST" in irish?

in gaelic is what you are looking for. but meami is right, the irish speak english. or pikey, which is a expedient english slang (Snatch)

Answer to Do you own rated R movies?

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:12:31 -0800

Do you own rated R movies?

i dont pay attention to the ratings anymore. actually, i never did. i think some are rated x