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VOTE for best news source: I honestly feel that maybe three or four 'Fox' fans logged in with ten different accounts just to affect this poll.

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Are people actually capable of real change? Thank you for providing a question worth thinking about!

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Are people actually capable of real change? Yes, but it's WAY easier said than done.

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How many people are fans of Jay-Z and might be interested in a card with his autograph on it. REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, THEY'RE STILL GONNA FUCK.REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, THEY'RE STILL GONNA FUCK.

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I think AB is done with. I believe there is no Answerbag anymore. What do you think? If you think I'm wrong then you are crazy. REGARDLESS OF THE ANSWER, THEY'RE STILL GONNA FUCK.

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You are a writer on The Simpsons and the network approaches you and says you MUST cut a secondary character. Which one do you cut? Hating on the Bumblebee guy is just an indication of American Anti-Mexican fever.

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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not? The REAL question is: Should the government provide the same tax breaks for same sex couples than they do for those of the opposite sex? I think that's the issue. No one really gives a flying rat's ass about spiritual institutions, except for those morons who belong to them.

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Did Tiger Woods' statement represent a step forward in his quest to repair his battered image? I COULD CARE LESS IF THERE WERE A MIDGET INVOLVED IN ANY NUMBER OF HIS TRYSTS (MORE THAN ONE MIDGET MAY PIQUE MY INTEREST, AND ONLY IF SAID MIDGETS WERE AS HOT AS THE ONE ON BOSTON LEGAL). ...BUT whether you love or hate what he's done, you've got to give him this: He's made golf that much more interesting. And in case you're wondering, it's the one standing next to Captain Priceline:...

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Do you think "The Office" is funny, or just stupid? I'm guessing you never had a boss like Michael Scott. It would be nice to say "People aren't really like that." Yet...

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Do you believe Valentine's Day is a sham holiday created by a greeting card company or do you think its a romantic, meaningful day? It's an unofficial holiday that was turned into a money pit of a day that rests on the shoulders of teen boys looking to blow their load (financial and biological) and women of all ages who must insist that their boyfriends / husbands spend an arm and a leg to show appreciation (read "acknowledgment") of their presence.

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Will iPad catch fire with consumers? I think if they market it to college students with the availability of textbooks in .pdf format, it may plant a seed in society for those whom aren't students (kind of like the way it happened for Facebook).

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An 11-year-old just gave birth to a baby. You OK with that? The parents should take full responsibility for both, and by that, I mean the state should step in and assign a dollar value to their labor, then force them into that labor after distributing only goods (food / board) to the child and newborn and only enough money for the parents to get by, and they should do this for either child for as long as either is below the age of 18. What the f*ck, man.

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i am nealy 16 and one breast is alot bigger than the other is that normail? and will they ever both be the same size Yes, it's WAY normal. The same thing happens to boys with their testicles (one hangs lower than the other). It happens that way because you're body's responding to your heart beat as you grow. (It's the left breast that's bigger, right?) They'll be equal in a few years.

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Does owning a nuclear bomb make you safer? Those things emanate low levels of radiation. Not low enough to kill you right away, but enough to kill you faster than nature would.

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Would you be mad if your partner woke you up when you were sleeping,just because they wanted sex? Not if she were 40 pounds thinner.

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Are you totally sick of the Geico caveman commercials? Hope the actors can find work after it's all said and done, but no. I'd prefer never to see them again.

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If Sarah Palin ran for president, would you vote for her? Mind you, I like her. I'd just rather NOT see her in the White House.

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"Terrorism, at the present is incapable of seriously threatening the security of Western states." Agree or disagree? What is reasoning? TOTALLY DISAGREE. It doesn't take much to build a bomb and set it off somewhere nice and populated. It's simply a matter of intestinal fortitude of the ignorant and angry. Desiderata, I see you quoted that. Who said it?

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What did the State of the Union address say about Barack Obama? It says he's President, and that the majority voted for him. Get over it.

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Was Chris Matthews' comment about Obama racist? Gotta wonder what goes through his mind about black people as he REMEMBERS that they're black.

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Was Chris Matthews' comment about Obama racist? ROTFLMAO!!! WHAT A F__KIN' IDIOT!!!! I swear, they keep him on the air for comic value! Racist? Unintentionally so. But then stupid is as stupid does. I never understood what that meant until this very moment.

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Will you buy Apple's new iPad? It's basically a giant 'eye'Pod touch.

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Can you solve this problem: 3/4(8n+-4)=-2 Do your own homework.

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If you were a fly, then where would you fly to? If I were a fly, I'd land on a huge, steaming pile of dog shit, slurp up a nice amount, spit it back out in a broken down form, slurp it back up and repeat the process until I was well fed. I would do this for two days while trying to avoid being swatted or eaten by spiders or reptilian like creatures. After two days of that and mating / laying eggs, I'd die. That's generally what flies do.

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If you were a fly, then where would you fly to? If I were a fly, I'd land on a huge, steaming pile of dog shit, slurp up a nice amount, spit it back out in a broken down form, slurp it back up and repeat the process until I was well fed. I would do this for two days while trying to avoid being swatted or eaten by spiders or reptilian like creatures. After two days of that and mating / laying eggs, I'd die. That's generally what flies do.

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If you were a fly, then where would you fly to? If I were a fly, I'd land on a huge, steaming pile of dog shit, slurp up a nice amount, spit it back out in a broken down form, slurp it back up and repeat the process until I was well fed. I would do this for two days while trying to avoid being swatted or eaten by spiders or reptilian like creatures. After two days, of that and mating / laying eggs, I'd die. That's generally what flies do.

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How tall is Mel Gibson? He's a HOLLYWOOD GOD!

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If i have herpes simplex virus , can i get it any were ells in my boddy if i have a outbreak and touch it with my fingers then touch some were ells like eyes, or any other place in my boddy? Yes. In fact, if you touch it when it flares, you increase the risk that it'll flare up even bigger every time it comes back. But the worst flareups occur with the first one or two. They become less frequent and evident as time passes. After a while, it doesn't even flare up. It just itches. HOWEVER, you can get a worse strain if you're not careful with whom you get your groove on.

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What's your feelings about the 'USA to Haiti' telethon? I feel that the action to assist Haiti will continue for years, long after we've amassed enough money to help them back onto their feet several times over without having completely done so even once.

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Are air hand dryers sanitary? Some jokers have been known to pee on a paper towel and afix it around the blowout filter so that when it blows out, you get pee particles all over your hands. I just use my shirt.

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All i keep hearing about pcos is how the women never feel feminine and how it so deeply contributes to there sexuality, but im happy, straight, and i love being girly. why do women use pcos to explain there homosexuality? Forgive me: What is a "pcos"?

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My dog was on my neighbor frunt porche and found a box of rat poision. Sad to say my dog did not make it. Is my neighbor at fault or I. I'm very sorry for your loss. It's no one's fault. You were letting your dog be free. But it was your responsibility to keep your dog off of your neighbor's property if he didn't want him there. But if you both had an understanding and he allowed your dog onto his property and hadn't mentioned anything after putting down the rat poison, he is quite responsible.

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Should the U.S. Use Military Force Against Iran? I'm not a war monger. But if there were ever a collective reason for an argument in favor of force against Iran, it's the list of all the lines that Iran has chosen to cross.

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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong? From what I claim to understand about God, I'd have to go with 'No', I can't prove it.

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What's the best way to do your taxes? With TURBO TAX, I don't understand why people still pay others to do their taxes if they don't make LOTS of money (STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM H&R BLOCK!!!!)

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Was Jesus involved in the creation with His Heavenly Father? Where in the Bible can I find this? Yes, it was him, Santa, the Easter Bunny. The Tooth Fairy was holding the camera.

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Is evolution just a theory or fact? We could have been placed here by aliens.

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How do I select a good real estate agent? You don't. Do the legwork on your own. They're all con artists.

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Do you think you know the difference between "transvestite" and "transsexual" without looking it up? What do the words mean, to you? A transsexual is someone who feels that he or she is someone other than the sex he or she was born into. This person wants surgery to become the other sex. A transvestite (more often a man) is someone who dresses as the opposite sex. This person isn't necessarily gay, but may do this for entertainment industry.

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Is it true that insects can sometimes survive a nuclear explosion? I don't know about how much radiation roaches or other insects may be able to survive. Some people will just make that up on the fly to sound like they know what they're talking about. I understand that there are so many insects borrowed so very deep in the earth and just one can multiply into the millions.

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Why is mucus more active in a cold environment? I think the better question is why is it so creamy, yet salty!

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I asked someone to give me a thought provoking religious question. He asked: Did you know King James was gay ? Is that true ? Absolutely! He started off as Prince Go-Go Boy!

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What is your opinion of fruitcake? They should stick them all in the nut house where they belong.

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I'm 19 and I want to start saving for my retirement. I have absolutely no clue where to start. Any Advice? Go to the bank and get some information on an IRA (Individual Retirement Account). Don't be shy about it - tell the account rep. that you know nothing about retirement accounts and you'd like to start.

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My 10 year old daugher was sent from school for wearing thong panties she was humilated do you think school should have the right to tell you what kind of under wear your children wear If it's all she was wearing, then yes, the school has the right. But seriously, how did they find out?

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Methuselah is the person to have lived the longest in the Bible yet he died before his father; how is this possible? Because in the bible, there are two pervasive and repeated elements throughout: shit that's hard to believe, and WINE.

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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception? Already answered, but it doesn't seem to be taking my vote.

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When babies go to Heaven aren't they scared and lonely? They wouldn't know anyone there. The idea of babies having to go to heaven is depressing enough. God and Angels know how to make them laugh, and since God is God and Angels are Angels, they never tire of hearing the word "Agaaaaaaain!" Does that help?

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My fiance... who is n Iraq... just broke up with me... I'm upset and I'm crying... what do I do now...? Know that the break up had maybe NOTHING to do with you and more to do with his day to day stress or stagnancy. You're both in bad circumstances. It's small comfort, but it's a starting point. From this point out, you just heal. God bless, sweetie.

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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception? No. It doesn't promote violence. Idiots who follow Islam promote and practice violence, and claim to do so in the name of Islam and multitudes of other idiots with small egos who also follow Islam support those idiots. There are many such idiots in Judaism, Christianity, and many other belief systems either religious or political.

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How many of you would spend $50 if it meant saving a child's life for 1 year? But it's got to be mitigating circumstances.

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Is it a sin to be bisexual? No. It might be a sin to judge.

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Can you change your personality Yes, but you have to want to.

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What types of noise pollution do you hate the most? Music or anything blared over an electronic device.

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I am a night showerer (most of the time). Meaning I shower at night instead of in the morning. I do so b/c I have long hair & prefer natural drying to the burning of blow dryers. Are YOU a night showerer or morning showerer? Why? Primarily night showerer, but sometimes both. Why? During the day, your body accumulates all sorts of grime. Best to wash it off instead of sleeping with it.

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What is the most annoying thing about cat ownership? The way other people look at you when you tell them you own one.

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Can you just eat one mm's? I don't think they were made to be eaten that way.

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in what year did tom and jerry come out? I guess Tom was in the closet longer than Jerry. http://inmyheartblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/tom-and-jerry.jpg

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Do you think we are headed for a one world government and is Obama the King? Yes, and praise Jesus hallelujah!!!

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should a boy be spanked any harder than a girl Why not? Society's screwed up as it is.

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What is something a boyscout would use? A brownie to keep his nose warm and his lips wet.

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Is there a girl who would like to put her mouth over a slaves nose when she wake up in the morning and let him smell her breath? Wow. Over the top, my friend.

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Have you ever used Lulu.com? If so, are you having problems with it? The only problems I ever had were due to user error (my error). But some pages on their site don't display well for some reason and THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS HORRIBLE!!! But they're generally good at what they offer, so I say if you're a first time author who's looking to publish so that you can fluff up your MFA portfolio, I say go for it.

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Why are so few people using the thumbs up sign? It is still a way of rating. Maybe there aren't any questions worthy of a thumbs up, OOOOOOORRR... This new format blows so much, that people are slowly losing interest.

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Is this sentence grammatically correct ? - Tell me three things you believe are needed to achieve something. Share your answer...

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Who said we wanted Answerbag like this ? Who said Answerbag belonged to you?

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I say we go on strike till they give us the old AB back. Who is with me? How the hell do you give points!?!

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I say we go on strike till they give us the old AB back. Who is with me? How about we give the new format a chance, huh?

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Should I hook up with a coworker? That depends - what do you do?

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Why am I so angry? Maybe because people put you through unnecessary shit and expected too much from you while piling more shit on your plate AND maybe you were hit as a kid and were never allowed to process it afterward, but were told to put up and shut up. If that's the case, your anger is valid.

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I cheated on my ex and I want him back. How can I regain his trust? You don't. You learn from your mistake and move on, but before you do, let him know that not all women are like you and that he shouldn't be mistrusting of others because of your behavior.

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Should corporal punishment be brought back into schools. Not at all.

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Why do dogs sniff other dog’s butts to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Cuz they're freaky like that.

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My fiance won't marry me unless I completely clear out my $10K debt, is that a valid reason? It's a sensible reason, and nowadays, sadly yes, quite valid.

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Do girls prefer guys with toned abs or bulging biceps? No, beer guts and spaghetti-noodle arms. They find that way sexy. It wets up the panties something fierce!

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What happens to each different social clique in high school when they get older? They either grow up and move on or fail to mature, stagnate, and become total losers who live at home with their parents.

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Word Of The Last Decade? More like an acronym - Y2K.

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Have you any First Date Commandments? Not many. 1) Thou shalt have condoms at the ready. 2) Thou shalt not shy away from any tactic leading into the panties. 3) Thou shalt NOT call the ditz, unless the sex was mind-blowing. Then the sex should continue for no more than half a fortnight (that's a week).

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What would you do if the pilot died in the middle of your airline flight? Grab the rudder and take control! Your pilot just died! There's no time or space for pussies! ...of course, I don't know what I'd do after I'd gotten my ass beaten half to death by the passengers and crew.

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Do you consider Taco Bell Mexican food? I consider it slow, American poison.

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Should I drive 1hour to get laid? Its midnight right now... nothing planned tomorow... It's kind of a no brainer! Are you kidding? In 2002, I would ride a bus for 15 hours for the CHANCE to get laid in a 12 hour window, only to have to ride 15 hours back!

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I have encountered a few people who seem to be consistently angry / bitter which drives people away....could that be their goal? Inadvertently, yes. It's to avoid the hurt they had to endure in bad situations with others. Think of the most obnoxious person you know. It's typically because they're constantly trying to fend off being hurt again.

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How to write an essay? You have your introductory paragraph, which kind of serves as the 'appetizer' for your rhetoric. You spend the next paragraph or two discussing your main points. Your next few should support your main points. Your next to last paragraph summarizes your argument. Your last paragraph should drive your point home. Good luck.

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It's raining outside. Can I play outside in the rain? If you want to catch pneumonia and die, go right ahead.

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Could freshly squeezed juice from used underwear, make a cheap commercially viable savoury drink? I think they tried that in Japan back in the 80s.

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Besides yourself, Who are 3 other main charactors in your life story? My mom, my lady, and a Marine buddy.

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Why is the Asian carp such a threat to the Great Lakes? Because they multiply in great numbers and eat everything in sight while producing pollutants (ostensibly through their feces).

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Can anti-social people have a sense of humor? Yes, but it's often very dark.

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Is anybody in the marines,if so in your opinion is the training hard? It's as hard as you make it. If you really want to be there, then you'll enjoy dripping every drop of sweat and every fleeting breath. I spent six years in the Marine Corps and I had some REALLY shitty days. But I never failed to forget that it was my decision to be there. I never once wanted to leave before my contract expired and I wouldn't trade my worst day in for an...

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Are all prayers that are not answered by God answered by satan? Christ, your parents really screwed you up, huh? +5 for a therapy session.

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What do you think of those people who "look down on" or feel "superior to" a whole country? You know the type.. "those lousy Americans", "those lazy Mexicans"..."those emotionless Brits". How does someone get to be that way? Who do they think they are? They get to be that way by missing the fact that they feel down on themselves first.

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No, offence to you addicts but, i am done with them. Anyone else feel the same? They don't change. My dad was a heroin addict, then an alcoholic. At 60 something, he survives with a foreign liver as he sips wine and smokes cigars. I was done with them YEARS ago.

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Where specifically does the blood for a male erection come from? A very bad place where vile ideas are born.

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What type of blood do demons drinks like do they drinks humans blood or just bemons blood or just both? Well this would be contingent on blood type and - believe it or not - regional characteristics of the host. Blood consists of many components (constituents). These include, 55%, Plasma -45%. Components, i.e. 'Blood Cells'. Of these, 99% are erythrocytes (red blood cells) and 1% are leucocytes (white blood cells) and thrombocytes (blood platelets). The blood typically preferred by...

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Now that global warming has been debunked what's next, water vapor emitted by cars and power plants will cause a global superstorm? When was it "debunked"?

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What does Satan look like? Doesn't exist. Get used to it.

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I am looking for exercises to retain bowel movements Too much effort. Carry around a diaper and enjoy life.

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True or False, You prefer a shorter partner in bed? No I prefer willing and sexy.

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Why do i laugh at racist jokes when i know there so bad? Because you have a very simple way of perceiving things, so so you find shocking things funny.

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Are the human mind and the human body ‘nothing but’ another variation of animal life? You can pass on life, but can you create it from scratch?

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Generally speaking, men think and women feel. Do you agree with this statement? General statements are often the most ignorant. No, I don't agree.

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Have you ever had a dream inside a dream? Yes, they're quite funky. I had a dream about having a dream where I took photos. When I 'woke up' in the dream, I had the "photos" in my pocket. They were from different angles.

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What's the worst song that could be played at a funeral? Funny how no one's mentioned "Another one bites the Dust" by Queen. Guess that one's been done to death. >b'doom, tssss...<

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Should Tiger Wood's personal life be considered national news? Are you sick of hearing about it already? LOL Absolutely not. If he were a politician, that would be one thing. But he's a celebrity. I could care less about what he does with himself.

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Were you ever spanked in school? Whipped with a pointer. It drove a wide wedge between myself and the Church.

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Why would a woman need to buy a $260+ bikini? Does the cost of it make the swimming experience that much better? No one really NEEDS such an expensive accessory. Funny how it's called a swimsuit and women almost NEVER swim in the damned thing.

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What is something that a women did for you in bed that you never expected? This is going to be descriptive. After I had ejaculated in her mouth and she swallowed most of what I'd given her, she took me down as far as she could take me, pressed her tongue against the bottom of my shaft and her upper lip along the top, and slowly slid up, squeezing what remaining shot I had retained in my penis into her mouth like a huge mayonnaise packet. The eyes really do...

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What type of equipment would you need for a recording studio..... Tagged for answers - I like this question.

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What does the war in iraq have to do with 9/11? Nothing. It was for oil. That's not leftist rhetoric. That's "yes it was for oil and let's move on" rhetoric.

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What's your favourite family Guy quote? Do you quote family guy on a regular basis? "Oh my God... I'm a tomato!" Mayor Adam West with a bloody nose.

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If there was a god, what does he think when he watches you jerk off? Yes, and she takes notes to drill into what a disgusting sack of shit I was when I was alive after I die.

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This is a question to girls. do you like shy guys? Girls who like shy guys are control freaks or self-conscious themselves. Reach down, act like you've got a pair, and go for a woman worth having.

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Do you have or want a Kindle or do you think you want to stick with paper books for now? PAPER BOOKS - ALWAYS.

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2-(-b)= -6 or 2+b= -6 what does b equal? using the property of equality. DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!!!

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MEN: If ur in a relationship and still go to strip clubs just to watch, do they still come and flirt and touch you even if you dont look interested? They're supposed to come up to you and flirt with you when you don't look interested. It's how they get the shy guys to spend their money. Imagine going to a strip club and just sitting there. Doesn't happen.

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Who created religion-man or God? God will always be God regardless of what Man says. Religion is what man says about God. So yeah, man created religion.

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Why do all men Love kim K? Saw her in a porn. Didn't really care much for her after that.

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Why do Christians claim to be persecuted when they are the majority? Because they're egocentric.

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You are afforded 960 waking minutes each day. You can use anywhere from 480 to 800 of them productively. How will you use your 800 minutes today? Close to mine. I did Haircut / Laundry / Iron / workout / read.

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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? I'd have to hit you with a few questions. Are you diseased / a female / hot / legal?

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When you're bored, if ever. What's the first thing you turn to? Porn, then my cat. Before the porn, I have to lock her in the other room because she'll just sit there and stare if I don't.

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Hi there just wanted some advice i met a guy in sat night we had a kiss and swapped numbers. He added me on face book but nothing since! is he not intrested? You were probably just a conquest for that night and he put you on his facebook so that he can point you out to his friends as a conversation piece.

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What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives. These "ugly women" aren't into themselves as much as the self-absorbed glamor bunnies and are REALLY great in bed since they don't get it very often.

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Men. Do you use cologne or after shave on a regular basis? Cologne virtually every day. Just a light spritz.

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Should they raise the age limit to 21, for people to join the miltary? I used to insist upon this when I was serving. Yes, absolutely. There are many between the ages of 18 and 20 who are mature enough to do the job but not nearly as many to constitute the current age allowance. And it would cut down on underage drinking and the hypocracy behind how our service members are old enough to take a bullet but not old enough to take a shot.

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Should people who take cigarette breaks at work (outside of designated break times) be made to stay behind to make up for time "wasted", or should they have their pay docked according to how much time they spend smoking per day? Thoughts? Either or, but as your question indicates, they really shouldn't be paid for work they don't do.

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Do people care about Tiger Woods car crash and, if so, why? Not so much, but I wish him well because I've been on the receiving end of a jealous woman's irrational and senseless rage. It's no party, I tell you.

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Have you ever had your fingers caught in a mouse trap? Yes, when I was about 6 years old. Very painful.

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Why don't wishes come true Because then what you'd want would come pretty easy and it wouldn't be worth much.

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If a Jewish person were to be presented with a non-kosher meal even after having explained their dietary requirements to the host in advance, what would be the proper reaction? One would hope that the Jew would be the bigger person and simply decline the meal in an amicable manner as the small-minded person who served the meal is probably just spiteful.

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Should minarets be banned? Wow. I wouldn't have expected something like that from the Swiss.

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Which one is more nutritious;egg yolk or egg white? The egg white is considered healthier, but there's a protein in the yolk that further facilitates the absorption of the egg white. Don't really know what it's called and you should eat it at a ratio of 8 whites to one yolk.

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Theres this girl thats stalking me how do i get rid of her Pepper Spray (it's legal). Pepper spray everything of yours that she comes into contact with. Your pens, pencils, your doorbell. She'll take a hint after a day or so.

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What do you think of this video? Funny or not? Not really, but WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS ONE!?!

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McDonald's is the answer, what was the question? What's one example of a company that has managed to achieve a level of world domination?

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What percent of women are attracted to older men? I've often found that I get flirty stares from younger women when I present myself well. As an older man you can still rake them in. You just have to work harder for it.

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How do you feel right now? Fine now. Later I'll be in a funk and I don't know why.

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Why do you like real trees, instead of fake ones? There's some guilt that comes along with taking one just for a month, only to cast it aside as if it were trash, rather than something that provides oxygen.

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My daughter 13 tells me everything like I am her buddy. Thats a good thing but she told me the new next door neighbor boy of 15 is asking her to get drunk/and or smoke pot w/him. She hasn't done either one yet but wants too now. Help? What do I do? When I was six, I was shown a video of a man who saw monsters (people in Halloween masks) when he was high. I accredit that and sitting next to a really bad smelling drug addict on the subway that same year with not having touched drugs my whole life. You should have started early.

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What to do when you're high? I pull out my camera and take pics of the horizon. I fasten my seat belt like the sign says or I watch the movie. High altitudes is as far as I take it.

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I had a dream last night that all my teeth fell out. Each tooth i touched became loose and just... fell out. In the end i had no teeth left. What could this possibly mean, lol? There's a superstition which reads that either you or someone you know is going to die. That's JUST A SUPERSTITION. But I think one explanation is that you may feel that there is one or more than one aspect of your life of which you are losing control.

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Has anyone ever seen an Alien? or been visited by one? if so share your experience! Yes. Three of them entered my apartment and fixed the drywall in my bathroom. They were hired by my landlord. He does that to avoid thieving contractors.

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Would this toy creep you out? To hell with the doll. It's the kids that scare the shit out of me.

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If you found a bag full of money, would you keep it? or Give it to the Authorities? If it were marked, I'd give it back. If not, that sucker would be mine.

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Whats going to happen in 2012 I predict that at least 100,000 people will die that day.

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Whats going to happen in 2012 Most of us will stop and say "Wow. I feel like such a jackass." The rest will say "Happy dumbass?" This is the fourth time the world was supposed to have ended in my lifetime. 1st time it was supposed to be in 1999. It was considered to be connected to revelations with 1999 being the inverted 666. 2nd time was Y2K - Remember that one? The third time, the...

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Who's birthday is on 07-07-1977? Better than that, I was born 07-07-1777.

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Have you ever let somebody be a priority in your life... when you were just an option in theirs? Yes. I was 17 and I accredit her for teaching me about that valuable lesson.

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Fill-in: The one thing I really want is__________. A winning lottery ticket to help pay for a 'do-over.'

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Why do people who apparently know how to use ab apparently NOT know how to use Google or another search engine? Because answers here are one on one and are often entertaining.

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What has shown you that life really is a beautiful thing? The piano teacher at my job.

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Would you invite this man around your house for dinner ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylE5NXR3I0 What's disturbing is that someone accepted HIS invitation knowing they'd be the main course!

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Whether you believe or not... Would the world be any better today without religion? No better, no worse. It's all the same shit to a different rhythm.

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What do you think is the root cause of terrorism? The same thing that causes every other dumbass thing to happen: Anger & Ignorance.

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Has God got an enemy & what is God's enemy? No enemy. You've got to be present to have an enemy. Evidence doesn't constitute proof and there isn't any proof of existence or non-existence.

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I recently painted my entire putter black. It does not show where i hit the ball on the face. is this legal? I once heard a man was dropped from a golf tournament because he was wheelchair bound, and so was considered to have an "unfair advantage" over the other players. That was my jump off.

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How does the Bible address homosexuality when the word didn't even exist until 1869? A better question: How will the third testament address METROSEXUALITY!?!

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How does the Bible address homosexuality when the word didn't even exist until 1869? The word, no. The concept, yes. The story of Sodom and Gomorrah was about excessive casual sex, which may include an example of homosexuality. In the bible, there are two, persistent, common elements. Shit that's way too unbelievable to be true, and WINE.

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I wonder what happened to Alice and her Resteraunt? (From "Alice's Resteraunt.") Ecoli outbreak closed her down.

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Will the world continue to be frugal for Christmas 2009? The whole money spending thing is pasé. I'm over it. So yeah.

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The answer is "God." ...what was the question? Not so much an answer. It's more like a punchline.

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Does White House security suck? She hadn't known Roxanne Robers was in the studio. Apparently CNN security blows too.

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Figured out that the guy I like was just using me for a hook up. I'm sure I'll get over it soon but in the mean time anyone wanna help cheer me up? :) Dating can suck. But it's kind of like hunting. The best way to hunt: track a herd or pack of animals and find out where they congregate. Once you've found their high traffic areas, wait for one to wander in your area then >BAM!< blow him away! If you go chasing them, you'll expend too much energy, catch nothing, and will face disappointment from having expected too...

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Do you have much of a social life outside of your SO? No. I want to have a social life with her outside of our home, but she's too withdrawn. I hate it and I hate what she's pushed us to become.

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Do you believe there are aliens in outer space? Yes. I see them selling oranges by the highway all of the time.

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Why did God put you on Earth? What is your purpose? To assist with the rest of you to help keep it nice and overpopulated. How am I doing?

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What is overrated ..? This New Moon bullshit.

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Is it the human condition to have problems? No. It's the social condition. And most cope via 'schadenfreude.'

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What's the best way to break up with a girlfriend/ boyfriend? Screw her sister. Go out with a bang.

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What's one word, that starts with an "S", that describes your EX? Psychotic crazy bitch. Three words and neither begins with 'S', but it is what it is.

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Can you think of a more gruesome death than that in the link below? I'm not really asking for an exercise in posting gory details. It was just a rather personal shock to hear about such a horrific death. (No gory pictures or details in the link.) There's being slowly decapitated with a hunting knife on the Internet. That can kind of suck. Do wood chippers come with emergency shut off buttons or levers?

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What is the worst possible answer to this question? My culo!

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How come that kids are less respectful these days? These days? Maybe the crew you rolled with wasn't so disrespectful when you were a kid, but by and large, it's a phase. However, that doesn't make it okay. The phase can become a component of their personality if left unchecked.

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When it comes to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, which would you choose, looks or brains? Healthy and determined.

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Have you ever blamed someone else for something you did? In the 4th grade. I pulled a chair out from under a girl in my class right as she was about to sit down. She landed flat on her ass and began crying. I turned to the problem child (the other problem child) who had been standing next to me, punched him in the chest and shouted "Why did you do that!?!" He was suspended for a day. Later I'd find out he hadn't denied it...

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What age were you when you got your first kiss? Thirteen, but it was the second kiss that blew my mind. I was so taken by her that for days after the fact, I would just sit there and close my eyes and I could literally feel her on my lips again and again. I've never had any experience like it since.

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Have you ever changed a political opinion because someone persuaded you to? Yes, I've been that sheepish.

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Can fat chicks do cheerleading? Yes, and they should do it at high intensity for an hour, every other day for as many as three days a week.

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You are parachuted into Afghanistan, You and a Taliban freedom fighter meet in the desert, none of you have any weapons, only food and drink to share and there is nowhere to go. You both speak the same language. Would you preach or listen? BEAT his ass, split the food and drink, and strike him hard on a sensitive part of his body each and every time he speaks anything other than his name at any other time than when he is asked. Hold him until US/Coalition forces arrive. Same for a woman, but not as intense. No reason to destroy more than what's required by the mission.

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How would u respond if ur co-worker gave you (and only you) a CD of songs he produced at his other job? Why do that anyway? What is this guy, like 45!?! That's WAY 80S!!!

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We're in our thirties, he's dating a woman (not living together) but comes to see me several times a day on his breaks, he stares at me a lot and is starting to flirt. It's been a few months but now getting more intense. What could his motives be? He's into you. If you're attracted to him, just go with it guilt free and don't try to play stupid games. Those can be annoying. Don't try to adhere to stupid rules. Just go with your attraction for him. I hate rules governing that sort of thing. They encumber... everything basic and needed.

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What turns a guy on and what turns him off? Girls who talk too damned much; talking about her ex; texting and phoning on a date (seriously - are you that needy!?!); and prudes.

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Once playing truth or dare I ran through a field naked with a flaming toilet paper role on a stick. Whats the craziest dare you have ever taken? Shaved my head in a drunken stupor. Cut the shit out of myself.

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If we can break physics in a video game, why can't we break them in real life? A helicopter violates physical law. You can't violate physical laws, but you can make it look like you can. HOWEVER, it takes work.

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What year were you born? Is there anything special about the year? These are one of those questions that are used to determine your identity.

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What is your favorite thing to draw? Urban scenery. Sketchup makes it easy. http://sketchup.google.com/download/

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Is it true that men like shorter women, and women like taller men? I like healthy, athletic women who are hot and willing. Short, tall - it doesn't matter.

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What's one thing your Ex, is not? Sane.

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What Do You Do When A Girl Says "I Love You"? Tingle and shy away like a little boy!

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Why do atheist's get married when the definition of marriage is the sacrament or liturgical rite in Christianity? Did you pull that one out of the American Heritage Dictionary? How does the Government define marriage? How do Jews and Muslims define marriage? You really should do some research before posting questions that make you look undereducated.

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What makes you happiest when you are kinda down? Mindblowing sex with a beautiful woman.

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What happens to those Muslims that blow up innocents or slowly saw their heads off? How does Islam or Allah view those people? Someone who does that has too much anger and contempt for life to be considered a follower of God, and so would probably be rejected by Allah.

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Did Richard Gere really stick a hamster up his tailpipe? NO, I DIDN'T!!! THERE, THE SECRET IS OUT!!! I'M RICHARD GERE!!!

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Is it because Eve couldn't control herself in the Garden that women now have to obey men? What country do you live in? I'd like to go there.

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If you saw your boss stealing money, what would you do? How would you handle the situation? Would you tell anyone? Do a letter drop.

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Poll: Most Republicans think ACORN stole the election for Obama. Just how gullible are GOPers? See LINK: Why do people presume this is the consensus of "most republicans?" The problem with the republican party is that the bottom 5% are leading it.

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Is cutting yourself bad? Yes, way bad.

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If you were having an affair with a married man and he did in fact spilt up with the now ex wife how can you be sure he wont cheat on you? You can't be sure. In fact, there's a good chance he'll cheat on you.

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How are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse? Practicing my charging-bull-neck-break-elbow strike. Incidentally, it's not like it is in the movies. All zombies are loners, and so will keep a minimum distance of 100 feet from other zombies, and walk at the average pace of 1.24 miles per hour. This provides ample amount of time and space for the living to regroup and devise tactics.

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Why are men facinated with woman who have full lips such as(Angelina Jolie)..Why is that such a turn on? It usually goes hand in hand with a girl who gives good oral.

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150 pounds for 5"5 tall is that too fat im curvy but yes is that too much? HELL NOOOOOOOOO... Nice n' thick! Got a pic?

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You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy __________? SEINFELD humor.

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I see moongrim is the new category expert in Religions.How can an atheist be an expert about religions?Wow that says alot about this site. I cannot find this category. Can someone help?

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Have you ever had intimate relations with an animal? WHY the hell would you ask that?

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I see moongrim is the new category expert in Religions.How can an atheist be an expert about religions?Wow that says alot about this site. WHERE IS THIS CATEGORY!?! AWESOME!

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In preparation for the job summit... did obama go to asia to see where our jobs went? I'd say yeah.

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Anybody into a mix of coke and milk? Take the subway often?

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Would you rather be the only child or have a sibling? I'd rather have way cooler sibs.

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What not to say after sex... "It's good to keep in practice." (and she still didn't leave).

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What not to say after sex... "Well that was fuckin' pointless..."

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I have a ftm boyfriend but he wants to have a baby before he changes into a boy i dont want him to however because i want him to be a boy now and not 10 years in the future. i want either a surrogate mum or to adopt..am i being selfish? I'm sorry. What is a ftm boyfriend?

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What's the hardest decision you ever made? Joining the military. It was also the very best.

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Why are McDonald's sales slowing? Because people are wising up.

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Can science beat the doomsday hype? Via logic, yes.

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Does allah lie? No. People lie(d) in Allah's name.

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Im going to see my BF after 8 months on his deployment. We were supposed to have the day together but he wants us to hang out with his friend. But he is going to be staying with him for a week anyways. I feel like this is so unfair. what do i do? WHOA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GAY! I was in the military and every free moment we all had to get with a woman or our family or friends would mean not seeing the assholes you lived with. Yes, he and his friend are doing the brokeback mountain thing.

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Does anyone notice how a mans breath has this certain smell after sex? And is it only after sex or when he gets turned on too? ...what men are you dating!?!

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I have the opportunity to go on my first vacation. However, I'm 18 and have never been on a plane. I have an anxiety disorder, and am severely phobic of vomiting and roller coasters. So I'm TERRIFIED! Can someone tell me what its HONESTLY like on a plane? It's generally safe, but it can be like a big crashing ball of fire if the pilot drinks or falls asleep in the cockpit. +5.

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What not to say after sex... "What was that smell?"

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What not to say after sex... "Did you cum? I need to know that you came. It had to be perfect. Let me know if I was perfect! Was I perfect? WAS I!?!"

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If I wish to become an assassin without any special training or being in a boot camp what are my options? Stop being so damned lazy! Any assassin worth his salt learns how to curve a bullet in a month. Start there. ...douche.

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Why do i have the feeling that hair is stuck in my throat, I dont think there is any hair there but thats how it feels all the time for about a week. It makes my gag. It's a consequence of experimentation with your honey. It goes hand in hand with the onion / fish smell.

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What is the best or the fastest way to get stress in your life or make you feel depressed? Just stop trying. Replete your life of goals and manageable tasks. Let everything fall to pot. Afterword, it would just be a matter of small time.

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Have you ever been disgusted by someone you loved? Again, but "that" was it picking his nose or flirting with your sister?

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What things in your life do you wish you could take back? So much wasted time in front of the television as a child.

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Have you ever been disgusted by someone you loved? By disgusted, do you mean grossed out or horribly shamed?

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What do Muslims feel about the Abu Ghraib prison torture? What the hell kind of question is that? How about non-muslims? Any human being should be against it! QUESTION: What do Muslims feel about the Abu Ghraib prison torture? MUSLIM: "Oh, we think it's simply faaaaabulous! There's nothing like the the texture of your skin after you've had your own feces smeared onto it, the day after having been mauled by a German...

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Men: Do you go into the lingerie store with your spouse/girlfriend? Or do you wait outside? Go in and offer suggestions. You can dress her up to be your own sex doll. Why WOULDN'T you go in with her when you can do this!?!

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D&C 129 gives a test by which you can know whether someone claiming to be an angel from God is telling you the truth: you offer to shake his hand, and if you can feel his hand, that proves he is an angel. How does this prove they're a true angel from God? Wow. Who writes this shit

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I do military honors at funerals for vets that have passed. We can't play the bugle so we use a fake one with a speaker. I feel like I'm deceitful when I use it because some think it's real, do you think they care or feel cheated when they know it's fake? Why can't you play the bugle?

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Should politicians who cheat on their expenses accounts go to jail? A fine at the very least.

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Mormons, why does God need our "mother in heaven" to produce spirits? Except there were no showers, toothpaste, and soap back in those day, and so everyone looked like crap. Why are they always depicted as well-groomed? It was also the mid-east, and so they weren't white. Neither was Jesus.

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Is Obama's decision to try 9/11 terrorists in Federal court and giving them the same rights as an Amer. citizen a good idea, or is it a dangerous move for political reasons? It may prevent them from dying via execution and becoming martyrs.

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He that is without sin let him cast the first stone So the sinners should do the right thing for once and stand behind the sinless while waiting for our invitation? I never got that.

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Is a little paranoia about germs healthy? At my job, we have as many as 4 purel stations on each floor. That's going to lead to problems one day.

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When did “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine” jump the shark? What does "jump the shark" mean?

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Male ABers - do you find smart woman threatening, stimulating, or somewhere in between? LOVE THEM!!! As long as they're not condescending.

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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions? Adjust your underwear through your fly. The reaction is priceless.

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What do you bring to the table? LOTS of childhood baggage.

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What is ment by love is blind? People who go after people who are bad for them (IE, my mother after my father).

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Do you drink wine before or after sex? After breakfast, sometimes before brushing my teeth.

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How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend? It doesn't bother me as long as they're not disrespectful about it (IE, staring hard like I'm not there, then looking at me as if I were an easy target).

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How is dropping an atomic bomb on Hiroshima not terrorism? The world was way more chaotic back then. Their Kamikazi pilots were suicide bombers. Terrorism was a combative tactic between nations.

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Should I rat out two my sister's boyfriends to each other? Or is it better to blackmail my sister? BLACKMAIL. ALWAYS BLACKMAIL.

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Im still in love with my ex that I broke up with and I am getting married in 2 weeks. WHAT DO I DO ! He was the best that ever happend to me . Thats was true love . I ve been with my fiance for 3 years . Why did you guys break up to begin with?

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Have you ever been scared that you may lose your job? Why? Yes. Because a retarded monkey can do what I do and it's not pressing that I be there.

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When we all watching television channels sometimes a long character will shown.. example:hj45gjlth67r5 what is this? Chain-mail is supposed to be good against slashing, but I'm not sure about slashing. You can make chain-mail with key chains, but you'll need thousands. Remember, the smaller, the better.

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Does the moon has it's own light.? No, it doesn't. The light from the sun is reflected off of the moon and onto the Earth. In fact, save for the light that's emanated from tiny stars throughout the Universe, the Universe itself is a very pitch black place.

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Do you wish there was a filter so that you could completely block people who use racism on answerbag (like they didn't even exist)? No. Ignoring them won't make them go away or change them. Best to acknowledge their ugly corner of the world in the hope that we may some day be able to assist them with handling their problems.

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God gave man "freewill" therefore he doesn't intervene even to stop Hitler and God doesn't send people to hell, "peoples' sins do." Does God do ANYTHING at all? No. God doesn't. I've thought about this before and came to one imaginative conclusion: God might be dead. We're all living in the physical wake of an omnipotent being we'll never even begin to understand - a being so powerful, order even lies in the wake of its remains, and so gives all that remains in its wake the idea that it may still be alive.

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Ever wonder why your friends are your friends? What do you think makes people want to befriend you? Do you mean on or offline? Such things have different meanings nowadays.

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I get realy depressed in my periods because i cant pray and so be close to Allah.Then i turn to music and it makes me feel depressed AND empty.What can i do in my period to be emotinally aware of Allahs love for me.Prayers always worked but now they wont! Holy shit, you're all fucked up.

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Have you ever been punched in the face Yes. He didn't punch hard, but my face was sensitive. I'd like it to happen again.

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I just hit my boyfriend what should I do Offer to break up with him until you go for counseling.

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Whare lies the origin of the new word 'Prostiboots'? Do all prostitutes wear boots to hide their skin up to their knees, feet upwards? Why do they and why should they? By "Prostiboots", do you mean those boots that come up over the knees? Might you not understand that the boots are designed that way to keep the knees from getting rug burn while giving head?

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Want to play a game? You say a word, any word and we'll say the first thing that crosses our minds. OK? Genocide. What do you have for me?

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Does your home come with a seaview? Why are you trying to figure out where I live?

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Why does life turn some people so bitter? Because there are very few people who weren't beaten as children, told they can achieve their dreams while being given ample space to make necessary, life-building mistakes, and as such, were able to accomplish an appropriate number of the tasks they had undertaken toward success. In sum, very few people have good parents.

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What the best excuse you've used to get out of something? No excuses. Suck it up and carry on with the mission.

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My bf thinks i dress 2 attract other men. I only do it though coz I like looking nice. He however doesnt want other ppl to see whats his but i dont think i dress revealing. sometimes i wear a lowish cut top/dress if im going out. Is this so wrong? Yes, your boyfriend is controlling. However, dare to lie and say it doesn't feel good when other men stare.

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What books, if any, are you currently reading? DEVILS IN THE SAND - look for it on Lulu.com.

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What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives. Because these "ugly" women as you call them don't expect much for their company, where "attractive" women think they deserve the world just for being what society calls "pretty." A pretty face can only take you so far. Have a look at porn site sometime. They're full of pretty faces who think they deserve the world.

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Why do people worship satan? The same reason others worship Christ - they're idiots.

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You have to pick 6 numbers in the New York lottery to win the grand prize. Seven numbers are drawn - 6 decisive and 1 bonus. Would you please see my answer for the rest of this question? You have to pick 6 numbers in the New York lottery to win the grand prize. Seven numbers are drawn - 6 decisive and 1 bonus. As such, the odds of winning on one attempt are 1:45,057,474. What are my odds if I made 40 attempts a game for 104 games (utilizing the same 40 tickets all 104 times)?

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Does the Qu'ran teach that it's followers should kill non-believers? I've heard yes and no, so can someone help me so I can speak intelligently on the subject. Please only answer if you practice Islam or have studied the world's religions. Thx. I once read in a marquee sign by a mosque that Islam teaches to love everyone, EXCEPT those who are against Islam. Might you see where that kind of thing can lead to misinterpretation?

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What nationality are you? Why do you concern yourself with boxes and labels?

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Does it come as a surprise to anyone with a brain that the ft hood shooter is a muslim? Was Timothy McVeigh a Muslim? It hadn't surprised me that a middle-American white male pissed off at the government managed to pull off a major attack against it. As it was stated by SABOTEUR, it's the attack that's surprising.

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What does the color yellow smell like? Like an overused urinal cake.

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Does my smile make me look like a horse? I'm the girl in the photo. No, you don't look like a horse. You have a beautiful smile and a beautiful pair of eyes. Who the hell told you that you look like a horse?

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"If you really love someone and is in love with them you would never cheat".Agree or disagree with this statement? ABSOLUTELY true. I'd never cheat on my girlfriend.

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Have comedy shows thus far been terrified to spoof Obama? I'm aware of SNL's "The Rock Obama", but that's just a play on words, as opposed to the personal charicatures they've done of Bush and Clinton. That would never happen in NYC. Trust me, I know.

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When you are in someone's way do you prefer they say "Excuse me" than "Move"? I say "Pardon me." Then I let out a really loud and thunderous fart! That moves them rather quickly.

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Hey people i want to learn pryokinesis will sombody help to do this Use your mind to move your hands - make them light a match. That will be $500.00, please.

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What do you think of when you hear the words: fluffy, soft, and pink? A bunny's vagina!

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At what age did you decide what you wanted to be in life? I'll let you know when it happens.

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Do you shower alone? I haven't showered with anyone in a very long time, and the way things are going, I probably will never shower with anyone else ever again.

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Would you call a group of vikings a clan , crowd, family , community, gang, mob, or tribe? If they are related, they'd belong to a family, clan, or tribe, in that order depending on their ascending size. If not related, they'd be a community, gang, or mob with no consideration to size.

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My 11 year old daughter wants to wear a thong should i let her? Tell her underoos are WAY MORE FUN!!!

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Have you ever been outside naked? If so, when. Iraq, 2003. It's how we showered in full view of the locals. The ladies loved it, I swear.

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Let's play the word association game! I'll start: forest. Bears, deer, lean to, outhouses.

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If you were going to die tomorrow what would you regret not doing in life? Trying to do my part.

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Is Jesus the only Son of God according to the Bible? No. There's the rest of us, but if we're getting all "bibley" here, there's also all of the angels, demons, and Satan.

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Abortion. A sin or not? Yes. But does it really matter? People will do it either way.

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Is it easier to die or live for the Lord? I'd imagine living for "the lord" would be easier since comfortable answers are provided for difficult questions on the drop of a hat.

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Should Christian women wear bikinis? No. They should go naked.

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Why can't I stop thinking about my bf? It's like I can't get him out of my head even when I would *really* like to! Hormones. They really really really get in the way.

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Am i gay? I'm physically attracted to other guys, but gay dating, etc seems gross to me. But I'm attracted to women even more, but I'm not very attracted to them physically... I want to get married to a girl, and I'm afraid i might be gay... You're gay, guy. Just suck it up. There's nothing wrong with that. There's something wrong with denying yourself.

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Why is lust a sin? It's not. The powers that be merely say it is.

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Would you kill someone to save yourself? Hell yeah.

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When a person rapes or murders another person, he/she is put on trial and either put to death or put in prison. Is this the same with monkeys and other animals? Do monkeys cast out others or something to that effect? It's based on the idea that animals don't know better. Besides, if people ate each other the way animals did, it would be considered wrong because we're not designed to digest each other the way animals are.

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Do you feel that one should ALWAYS tell the truth? Why or why not? Yes, because Karma is a real bitch.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the best) how do you rate your social skills; and why? 2. I never fared well in social situations and it shows until today.

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Have you considered applying for a reality show? If so, which one? I'm still waiting for the format to go away.

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A lot of people on here seem to think that you should give your partner access to all of your personal things (e-mail, cell phone, etc). Am I the only one on here who thinks this is a stupid idea? It's a stupid idea. If you're in a relationship where it's a sticking issue, get out now because after the password thing, something else will come up. Then something else. Before you know it, you'll find your S/O following you on your nights out with friends if s/he allows you to go out at all.

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For Pro-Choice Ab users....we live in the United States and we all have the right to choose what we believe...but I would like to know.at what point in pregnancy do you think is too late to have an abortion? Right after he comes inside of you, but don't let that stop you if you see fit to have one.

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What would u sayor do if ur partener wanted to pose for an adult mag or pose nude for art reasons and is there a difference. Is she required to pose with a partner an explicitly sexual way? If so, she's probably throwing in the term "art" just to throw you off.

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Teen girl wants to borrow your gun to pop father because he hits mother. Do you tell the father, the mother, both of them, law enforcement, just blow it off as angry rhetoric and say nothing? It really depends on how far she takes the threatening language. If it goes so far as to produce a gun, tell law enforcement.

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Do you prefer to be with people or do you prefer your own company more often? My own, only I'm beginning to see that it's due to poor upbringing.

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Is someone out to get you? All of them are.

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Why are you interested in sex? Because it's the best feeling we're allowed in the flesh.

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"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things." - Rene Descartes. Have you sought truth to that level? Consider as you walk down a street, you have presumptions of safety based of what you know of your surroundings and on what you imagine of your surroundings. Around the unforeseen street corner, there is no pack of wild dogs waiting to tear at your flesh for a meal. There are no gangs of teens shooting out the latest chapter of their ongoing turf war. There's no comet falling from the...

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What's everyone dressing up as for Halloween today? Che Guevara.

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I'm sleeping with a married man.I'm 26, single&very independent.He's 30, 2kids, established.We've been having sex for a yr w/no expectations,but now says he loves me.Where is this 'relationship' heading?I'm not sure how I feel about him,I know its wrong It's heading toward you living with a man who appears to be okay with running from responsibility in pursuit of what feels good for him. It's also heading toward you in a relationship with a cheating bastard.

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How many bombs will it take to bomb the world? Supposedly the US & Russia have enough between them to blow it up a few times over. They call that "bouncing the rubber." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_with_nuclear_weapons

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Do you know anyone that has gotten divorced more then 4 times? That's just gluttony!

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You can`t see the air, but without it you will die. You can`t see the electricty in the lines, but touch it and you will surely know its there. So why is it so hard for you to beleive that God is real?Everything in the universe declares his glory! Why don't you give such GLORIOUS WORSHIP to electricity and air since there's more evidence of their presence?

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Does TV poison children’s minds? Excessive popular programming offers the same regurgitated formats and don't really work children's imagination or challenge them to do things. Children need this. In that respect, yes, television can be detrimental for children.

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What one sentence can you say to a person, to up set them? I can do that with ne'er a word, but a look.

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What's your favorite movie where the hero dies? FIGHT CLUB!!!

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Moses acquired unquestionable authority by preaching: “There is only one God. He speaks only to me. Kill anyone who disagrees.” Yes, he succeeded in uniting the tribes he commanded; but we suffer the consequences to this day. Your thoughts? It's how progress is made. Makes you wonder about progress, huh?

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What helps u relax? A long run, a shower, and an orgasm. An actual orgasm, not the drink.

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Should we allow illeagal immigrants to remain in America? If they're contributing to the economy, YES. Can we really afford to send them all back?

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What message would you want to get in a fortune cookie? You've got 6 hours and 52 minutes left to live. Fortune cookies aren't what they used to be.

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Do any mythological figures actually exist,just for the hell of it? Well there's me, but people still refuse to believe.

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Do you let your love flow freely? No. She insists on condoms.

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Thoughts on this scenario. Two people in the start of a relationship and living apart but were shifting in together soon. Girl makes out and feels up another girl in a club. Boy lays in bed (fully clothed) with 2 naked chicks and apparently doesn't do ...doesn't do...?

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Ladies, would you ever wear an outfit like this? I'd totally rim any woman who's wear that!

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Can you finish this sentence?: Nobody is messing with my ______________. Baaawlls!

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Feeling a bit teary, is there any sort of food that will make me feel stronger? The balls of a bull!!!! It make you strong! like bull!

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Is God a control freak or is it just the followers? Just the followers. I think God is passed out drunk on his couch.

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When you close your eyes and think of your father, what is the first thing that comes to mind? Drunken abusiveness.

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How can i trace my family free of charge. most of the site like ancestry.com say they are free but you really have to pay. Are there any truly free sites? If you need to do this free of charge, chances are your family comes from a long line of dead beats. +5.

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What is a good motivational film? FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is it ok to whack off at work ? i think my coworkers know i do it.they all look me funny every time i come out of the bathroom Depends on where you work. If your job requires you to prepare food or handle children (say at a nursery), I'd demand that you stop right now. If you work at a library, I'd say invite them to watch.

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What is your opinion of a women that says the f-word a lot? I sometimes find it a turn on while in the process of the 'f' word.

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What would cause you to hate your ex? I'm lucky enough to not have had so dysfunctional a relationship so that I'd be okay with hating an ex.

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If you could only list one, what is the deal breaker for you in a relationship? MASSIVE WEIGHT GAIN, Deception, venereal disease, and a penis.

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My nephew's newborn baby boy is named Kestrel. Is it a unusual name? Do you know anybody named Kestrel? I knew a boy named Kevel in grade school.

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Why do people I don't know ask me if I'm gay? What possible reasons could they have? Maybe you express effeminate mannerisms without noticing and you live in an ignorant town. Judging by your question about your girlfriend pleasuring herself, I'd guess yeah.

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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop? For one, stop referring to it as a sin. Second, is it getting in the way of things? Is she pleasuring herself at the laundromat or on line at the supermarket? If not, let her be. Quit being such a puritanical prick, would you?

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I have more falling hair when i wake up and even after shower.why it so happened?is there medicine for this? Have you looked up transplant procedures?

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Why global warming is serious problem for scientists? It's not a serious problem for scientists. It's a problem for everyone. Scientists are just sounding the alarm.

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What (foods) do you like to use a banana for/or on? Soy milkshake.

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What is your opinion of a women that says the f-word a lot? Not worth much of my time.

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Message from God? Coming in the form of a large comet.

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Do you ever feel emotionally Isolated? I do. So let's share. Want me to go first?

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I wish I had a bottle of ________________(?) Tequila!

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Which is cuter, a puppy or a bear? A puppy won't try to make a meal of your skull. Go with the puppy.

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Should i Start Smoking Im 16 If a life of state-sponsored slavery by way of chemical addiction leading to a cancer-laden demise is your life's goal, then yeah. Smoke away.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? DON'T YOU THINK it's a little arrogant to presume what a "truly almighty God" would and wouldn't do since you're nothing more than one schmuck among many sitting by a keyboard wondering "WTF"? The problem with society is that we presume that we know God when we don't know jack shit about most of what's going on around us in the physical world.

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Can teen girls cook? WHY THE HELL NOT!?!

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Ladies, would you ever wear an outfit like this? I'd reach up and put a dollar in her slot.

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How come we don't have a Einstein / Edison/ Tesla/ Curie/ Newton in our time? Has all the great/ important/ useful discoveries and inventions been made already?... or what? We have tons, but we're a society that's so overly concerned with what's going on in our electronic devices that we don't take the time to stop and look up from them to notice all the cool things that are going on around us.

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I have a friend that likes to give me hugs. I am not much of a hugger myself and would like him to stop. How do I nicely let him know that I like him, just not the hugs? Rather than tell him to stop, you should just go with the hugs. If you're still uncomfortable, perhaps you should find more reclusive friends.

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Was Darwin one of 'Gods Children'? Aren't we all? Even Hitler was one of God's children. It doesn't mean he was the light of the universe.

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What do you think about sexless marriages? THEY FUCKING BLOW.

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What is your favorite Weapon? Be Specific. M16A2 (M203)!

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Craziest thing you've eaten is __________ Ants.

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Will you give the training of fire arms to your children? Yes, with an emphasis on responsibility.

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If you could change the world, would you Yes, but I'd do it without changing people. I'd give every government an abundance of equal resources and LOTS of real estate. The first one to move forward against another state in an aggressive manner would get annihilated.

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Do you support the US Government limiting the salaries of executives of bailed out companies? DAMNED RIGHT I DO.

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Have you watched the movie "What Women Want"? Would anyone on AB like to have the ability of reading the mind of the opposite sex? That would be awesome, but I'd probably still be more confused than now, not being able to read their minds.

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Athiest: why do you keep answering religious questions when religion doesn't adhear to you? Why do you presume there's privacy in a public forum? That's the type of arrogance that's not only offensive towards atheists, but every one else in general. Furthermore, religion doesn't "adhere" to anyone. It's an abstract concept that's incapable of "adherence" to anything. I think you mean "pertain", in which case YOU'D...

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Why are plastic materials used to cover the copper wires in electrical equipment? To avoid electric shock.

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Has your ex remarried? Yes. Do I ever feel sorry for her new Husband.

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Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare? Yes, and a limit on how much money given to everyone on welfare.

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Why is the senate and house going forward with health care reform when now the majority of Americans oppose it? The majority of Americans hadn't voted for Bush the second time, but you know how that goes.

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Why is the senate and house going forward with health care reform when now the majority of Americans oppose it? Perhaps the majority of Americans in your neck of the woods oppose it - all 100 of you. But the rest of the country pretty much wants it. This bill puts the insurance companies on the ropes. They're the ones with the money and so they're the ones who have been publicly and very vocally against it. Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with it. You don't participate in the...

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Ok... wat are some things that me and my bf can do together besides cuddleing up on the couch or my bed and watching movies?? ( stuff that wouldn't make my parents mad) lol Try learning proper grammar. I'm sure your parents would be thrilled.

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Why has the death of Michael Jackson touched so many people? Because most people liked at least one of his songs, even if they didn't like headlines about him or even professed to not like him at all.

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Do you think it should be considered child abuse if the child has become morbidly obese? (I'm talking like four hundred, five hundred pounds) I don't know about abuse, but you can certainly argue abusive neglect. Some parents will argue that people will feel that way because the child is different. That's BULLSHIT. A poor diet resulting in obesity weighs against the child's health.

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Do you think your boyfirend checks out other girls, even though they say they don't? Yes, they all do. It doesn't mean he wants them. He's just human and young. Let him breathe or his antics will slide through your fingers and what you fear will happen will come to pass.

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How can you help someone with low self esteem and no confidence? That can be particularly difficult if the person with self esteem and no confidence just poses like that for attention. Otherwise... http://www.marines.com/

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I'm a member of the church and was recently told by members of another church that LDS are a "cult" and that I'm "sucked in." How do I deal with this ignorance? What is an 'LDS'?

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Which is better the marines or the air force? I'll let you be the judge: The AIR FORCE had the nerve to lay claim to the idea that Airmen are in better shape than most MARINES after basic. Upon this news having reached the MARINES, the AIR FORCE felt compelled to pull the advertisement featuring this claim. http://marinecorpstimes.com/news/2009/10/airforce_video_pulled_101509w/

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What was the last word you said out loud? "C'mere, BITCH!" Calling my cat.

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Hey guys, is it cold enough to need a jacket in your home town yet? Why do you ask?

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Did your family have fun rituals like "pizza night" or "game night" when you were growing up and do you have any that you do with your family now? We had "Leave me the fuck alone when I get home from work" night, but that was a five night a week thing.

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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man? If you ever watch Dateline, you'll see 20 year old men getting arrested for trying to date 16 year old girls. Why? Because it's ILLEGAL. The 29 year old man IS A CHILD MOLESTER and should be reported to the authorities immediately. In fact, if you have his name, Google him now and see if he's a registered sex offender.

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I am keeping my testicals in upward direction....is there any harm with that????guys help me Constriction can cause testicular cancer.

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Do you prefer dove or hershey chocolate? I would prefer Dove, but thye're too expensive.

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If God asked you to kill your son, would you do it? No. I'd have my head checked. Schizos have God complexes.

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What do you think of people who don't tip after buying a meal? In Japan, it's considered an insult to tip after a meal. There, it's like saying "Do a better job next time."

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Whats your costume this year for Halloween 2009? A Douchebag. Not much of a stretch, really.

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Could you live without a bank? Yes, the same way people lived before there were banks. It would just take some doing.

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Why we do not remember our past lives? Why are you so sure such a thing occurs? But let me play along. Because you overstate the importance of memory. Memory is stored in our brains, not our spirits. We've only had our brains for this life. There was nothing recorded on it once it was created. Likewise, when we die, this brain - and all of the memories contained therein - will rot away in the Earth with the rest of...

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Can the Truth make one free? How? Once one accepts that they're going to die, they can do just about anything. "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." Tyler Durden - Fight Club

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Who/what can save mankind today? Formaldehyde, otherwise immersing in a salt-based alcohol solution would preserve pretty well.

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Do you seek Enlightenment or salvation or both? With enlightenment, one would see through the farce of salvation.

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Is it Christmas time yet? Calendar on the fritz?

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Why do so many people allow others to tell them who they should be attracted to and who they shouldn't be attracted to? You're in High School, aren't you.

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How many people would you tell if you won the lottery? My lady. I'd have to give her a cut. And that's it. I wouldn't even tell my mom. I'd just take care of her very nicely. Old people tend to talk a lot.

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Do you agree that Media is the biggest terrorist of the world? THE MOST COMMON MISTAKE PEOPLE MAKE WHEN REFERRING TO THE MEDIA: Medium is singular. A television is a medium. A radio is a medium. A telephone is a medium. All of those things together ARE media. THE WORD MEDIA IS PLURAL, so your question should read "Do you agree that Media ARE the biggest terroristS in the world?" Are you referring to the news media or popular media?

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Have you met someone and talked to them and it is quite obvious they are not human? I do occasionally, I saw and conversed with what are considered ghosts. We all perceive what we really want to perceive. You may have communicated with only yourself.

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" For the most part, cowards, but once in a rare while, defending their lives.

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Do you believe dreams are telling us something or are meaningless? They're just helping us to organize all of the crap we experience daily. They're helping us to make sense of it all, not tell us anything.

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What is the most you have ever won in the Lottery? $200. bucks, usd.

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I'm pregnant. Should I tell my OB I smoke pot? Yes, and while you're at it, tell your local child welfare department, you thirsty-ass fiend.

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I have $5000.00 to give away, what will you do to be the one to get it? I will teach you how to make more money with it, but only if you let me keep the first $5,000.00. Interested?

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I made my husband move out the house, now he wants to take everything, claiming since he bought it, then it is his to take. He bought me a computer as a christmas present, Should I let him take the computer? In a law court, he'd get smacked out of the room. So no.

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What makes one person think they're "better" than another? (Not in terms of one skill or trait, but overall in general.) Mal-perceived self-image.

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Revenge or letting go of the anger? Totally let go. Revenge only says that there's something wrong with you. HOWEVER, that's not to say I wouldn't want to get revenge. I'd just have to learn to let go and take precautions to ensure that whatever happened won't happen again.

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A Saudi envoy says he wants you to marry his son (daughter), who's a prince(ss). You figure it's just to get US citizenship, but he mentions there's a $100,000 dowry for you if you cooperate. Are you in? Absolutely not. That's illegal and one should never presume that royalty wouldn't have an imperialistic / militaristic agenda against your country.

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What can i do to get pregnant ? I have been trying for 8 mts? Have you tried sex? I mean straight sex with yours and your MALE partner's genitals with no condom. Do not allow him to pull out when having an orgasm. Do this for several times a day for weeks and weeks. You should yield some sort of result. ...God, I'm so hot right now.

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Does Iran have the technical knowhow to build a nuclear weapon? If they don't, they can always ask North Korea for assistance.

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What would you do if someone ignores you when talking? Stop talking to them, like permanently.

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Can you orgasm if you are mad at your significant other? Sometimes, those are the best orgasms.

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What do you do with friends who do not care for you and act insulting to you? STOP HANGING WITH THEM.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Yes, it's for beer. I deserve a night out too.

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What signs can you see if someone is gay? Watch this PSA. I hope it clears things up for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffm_TERH2_o

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What is something you will find in India but NOT in the United States of America? Cow worship. A huge chunk of our economy is based on eating Indian Deities.

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What would you do if a talking frog offered you three wishes? I'd KILL whoever he would tell me to.

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How do you take your mind off of missing someone? Put your effort into focusing on something else like a hobby or a long term task or project. They will creep back in every so often. They'll creep in a lot in the beginning. Beyond that, you need time.

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Right, I want to lose weight and put on muscle, tell me what to do!? Run for at least 20 minutes. Add two minutes every two to three weeks. PUSH UPS - Start off with three sets of half your max and add 2 push ups every two to three weeks. Do the same with crunches and squats. Do this as a minimum starting point. As for your diet, read this:...

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The origin of our world is creation, not evolution. What are your thoughts? Why not creation via evolution?

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How fat do you believe this gal is? Do she need a diet of some type? Thin enough to rail like the 6 train, thick enough to keep it stiff.

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Are you as tough as you look or act? Yes. I'm just not as tough as my avatar. That guy would hand me my ass in under a second.

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Name 3 books you have read and really enjoyed. I am looking for something new to read! These books were a real eye-opener. The last one is not about religion. It's about religion's role in society and how it keeps people in line. The second one talks about how all three do that. The first is a collection of essays. It's my favorite. Matrix and Philosophy : Welcome to the Desert of the Real (Popular Culture and Philosophy Series) . Taking the Red Pill :...

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What is the best piece of advice YOU can give an insomniac? Valerian Root, but in the pill form. The tea will stink up your kitchen or pantry or wherever you choose to store it.

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Do you believe you have an angel guiding you/watching over you? If so, what do you think the message is, that is is trying to convey to you right now? I did. She used to tell me to kill people. But then I was prescribed meds and I'm all better now.

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What things should you never say to a depressed person? "Things will look up. Just be patient." Just what high holy f*#k type of advice is that?

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Where to get minigun They're expensive to buy, use, and maintain. Why would you want one?

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My girlfriend wants me to leave her. I mean she wants to end our love relationship. Should I stay or should I go? If she wants you to leave her, you don't have much of a "love relationship" left my friend. Move on, carry on, start over and be happy.

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Why is it that most women between 35-43 can't look like Courtney Cox? Maybe if they did they would not catch thier man out dipping his wick in a honey pot that wasn't their's I don't mind mine NOT looking like Courtney Cox. In fact, she's hotter than Cox. But she's chosen to let herself go and it's killing me.

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Do you think the world would be a better place if everyone had an endless supply of free, legal and harmless recreational drugs to make us feel high whenever we want? I do. Lets make it happen. No. Reach down, sack up, and face reality with some measure of bravery like SO many people do every day, would you?

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Which is gayer: a guy sucking dick, or a guy taking it up the ass? ...are you kidding with this?

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When you have to expose a private part (rectum, genitals, breasts) for an exam do you prefer to have someone else such as a nurse in the room or would you rather it's just you and the doctor? Either way, I don't care. I see the docs as mechanics who I'll never see again.

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Is Rosie O'Donnell the most beautiful woman in the world? What f*&$ed up world are you living in?

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Why do so many atheists hang out in the Christian catagories? They don't. The "christian" questions are broadcast in a general category after a time.

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Do Americans like the song American Idiot by Green Day? Well I assumed it was about Bush or any one of his supporters.

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Do you like to put fruit in you cereal? Yes. Bananas.

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How long have you been in your current relationship and how is everything? Still the same it was at the beginning. Almost 5 years. I'm still waiting for her to straighten up.

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How would you fix the United States' economy? Legalize prostitution & gambling until 2013. Hell, we're all going to die in 2012 anyway, right?

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What's it like to have a Father or a Dad? I never had one, but always wanted one. (I had plenty of uncles, but unfortunately, I never had a Father or a Dad & I've always been too shy to ask anyone what it's like to have one, but I'm anonymous, here.) Imagine someone 4-5 times your weight who whips your ass for things a little as not finishing your homework. It kind of blows.

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Christians: If Jesus was God ...Then how come God needed an angel to strengthen Him !!? ..... "Now an angel from heaven appeared to Him (Jesus), strengthening Him." [Luke 22:43] ...... Angels only strengthen Prophets. I don't believe this to be true. But I think the angel was SUPPOSEDLY needed as a reminder since Jesus had forgotten that he was (SUPPOSEDLY) God.

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How does a camera affect todays world? Once upon a time, it provided proof of inhuman acts and brought them to light. Today, it brings it to light to the masses INSTANTANEOUSLY. But there's still room for time lapse. In the future, it'll bring images directly into a person's mind on command.

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Do you like discussing politics? Only when I'm able to discuss it with rational people.

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Good morning America! Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. What are your initial thoughts? HEY, I love the guy! I'm glad I voted for him! ...but are you freakin' kidding me?

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How do you feel about interracial marriages? and are you in one or would you ever date someone of another race? IT'S A SIN AGAINST JESUS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MIX THE RACES!!! THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED, JESUS PUNISHED US ALL WITH A PLAGUE OF DINOSAURS OR SOME SHIT!!! Aside from that, I think some black chicks are hot.

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How do u no if u have gonorrhea Gonorrhea affects your typing. It starts off by your not being able to spell the simplest words. Then your genitals itch and it burns when you pee.

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Why are so many men such pigs? Why is there such a lack of respect now a days? Not true! We only hold back on respect with whores.

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Is David Letterman even funny anymore? I think im just laughing out of habit from the 80s. You shouldn't even ask. Rather, you should really examine your habits and consider how much those habits might just keep you from advancing.

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Do you think David Letterman's partner of over 23 years will be able to forgive him for his sexual encounters with other women while they were together? Since he's the bread winner, she'd better.

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Do you think that David Letterman should resign from his show in wake of his current sex scandal? Why or why not? If he were the Governor of NY and he paid to get laid with my tax dollars, then yes, he should resign. But he's a night time talk show host - quite possibly the very best. Hell no he shouldn't resign. DAVE'S THE MAN.

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" All answers lead to the same kind of man - "coward."

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Do you know of any undiscovered ruins? (winks, have fun) I"m sure I can find something in my sock drawer.

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In elementry school did you ever get in a fight? Yes. They were embarrassingly disastrous.

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What do you like in your omelette? Onions, peppers, mushrooms, and cheese.

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Is this video a cool video? Why even ask?

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Is it ok to tell abouy your bad points and weakness to other person,can u do it or it is your insult? It's good to talk to someone, but people nowadays are too wrapped up in themselves and tend not to feel comfortable listening to other people's trash. Oddly, they're okay with dumping their shit on other people.

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If the earth is supposedly 4.6 billion years old and human's have been around for a lot more than 6 thousand years than how come we are not so advanced? ( we invented car's, planes, cellphones, computers and many more in just 100 years) Because people are creatures of habit and we're more prone to doing what's comfortable. Studying and facing failure in pursuit of academic success isn't comfortable and that's what it takes to go even further with any given advancement.

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Once you get out of a relationship did you ever look back? One can't help but look back. I look back and think "What the hell took me so long to opt out!?!"

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Would you feel uncomfortable sleeping naked next to another person? I actually miss it.

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Do you think it's pointless to sentence someone to consecutive life sentences? Yes. It's an answer to a spoiled society that doesn't stick to its guns.

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Does it matter if we have the truth, as long as we worship God in our own way? Would you invest a million dollars in God's company only to find out a year later that God hadn't started the company, but it was just the Pope?

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How much do looks matter to you? More than I thought it would years ago. Although, as long as a woman is in shape and presents herself well, I'd take her.

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Do you feel happier when you exercise? I feel more accomplished after a workout.

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Where does life end? Why does it matter? Shouldn't it matter enough to just live it?

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What does it mean when you are having a public argument with someone,and during the argument a stranger keeps winking at you? Seriously. That's just way freakin' creepy! It means the winking person is a weirdo who has a pretty odd way of entertaining him or herself. OOOOOOOR... That person is looking to hook up with you after you finish arguing / breaking up with your boyfriend. ;D Wink, wink!

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How was math discovered? How does someone sit down and uncover all of these postulates and theorems and what not out of seemingly nowhere? Pretty much. And there's a shitload more that's WAY more complex that we're all not aware of nor will we probably ever become aware of.

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Why are movie stars so cool? They're considered 'cool' because they make assloads of money doing what everyone wants to do, gain a shitload of notoriety doing it. And you've got to be pretty charismatic in order to do all of that. ...shit man, life blows.

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What are good halloween costumes for redheads? Poison Ivy or Jessica Rabbit.

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Do you enjoy shows on the National Geographic channel? I feel almost all of their 'documentaries' are questionable. But I really like 'The Universe.' But I think that's on the History Channel, why I don't know.

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Ladies do you pass gas in front of your S/O? I'M A GUY, BUT I FIGURED I'D ANSWER THIS QUESTION: I pass gas in front of my lady because she originally said it was cool to do that. She since regrets it. It's now a habit I wish I never started. It's helped to take away a lot from our relationship.

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Do you know how to treat a lady right? Not anymore. Women my age want different things than what they wanted when I was younger; things I can't afford.

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What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done in public? Blowjob in a taxi.

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If your computer could talk, what would it complain about? How we used to score with hot women online before I was single.

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I am just sick and tired of_________(?) The repetitive bullshit.

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What would you do, if God took away everything you loved? Simply suffer through it until the end while trying to adapt and overcome.

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Whats the naughtiest thing you ever did as a child? Broke into a fish market to rob it. It was an INCREDIBLY STUPID thing to do and it's even embarrassing to type about it.

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Can you describe your romance skills in 3 words or less? >UGH!< Get out.

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Does thong makes girls more sexy? If they're in good shape, yeah.

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If you are military or were military, do you want to be out, stay in or would you do it all over again if you are retired? I did it and wouldn't change a thing. I wouldn't trade my worst day in uniform for a better day out of it. I even wrote a book about some of it (check my profile).

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Do you believe "older" people should be treated with deference and respect simply because they're old? Yes, but the maintenance of that respect is the responsibility of the elderly individual, inasmuch as their mental health makes it possible.

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If you could have surgery to change the color of your eyes, would you do it? No. That's just lame.

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Why do we have 10 toes and fingers? Why not 11? You know, this question is offensive to those of us who do have eleven digits.

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How come some girls dont have that many girl friends? Security issues.

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How long has Rupert Murdoch been a part of the Illuminati? I inducted him ten years ago. He's still a hit at parties!

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What's your passion? Lost it a while ago. Now I'm passionless.

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How would you feel if i named my kid "XJKWLTH" but it is pronounced "Mike"? I'd feel like you're an idiot. Tell me I'm the only one who felt that way.

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Does Israel have nuclear weapons? Yes. They've had them for some time and we helped manufacture them.

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What job sounds like it would be a lot of fun? Sky diving instructor or stripper masseuse.

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Where can i find horny woman in my area? sarasota florida EVERYWHERE. You just have to look without a care. Just don't confuse looking for a horny woman with looking for a caring woman. Doing that will only screw up your Karma.

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I am godless, therefore I am heartless? Not at all. Being "Godless" just means you're fed up with the bullshit perspectives people and society have and constantly push on everyone regarding God. I have a STRONG feeling that after we die we're ALL going to be in for a MAJOR disappointment should we all encounter 'God'.

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What is the best way to serve the Lord? From the left, ensuring that your hand is beneath his plate and not holding the rim, dare you risk catching your thumb in his food. Also, he may prefer a glass of Merlot with his meals and sometimes after his meal with fruit. Best of luck, because I hear he can be a real bastard if you screw that up.

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What is the one thing that binds the world? Scientists have recently discovered that all human compassion is governed by a gas emanated through a balanced cooperation between the ozone layer and the polar ice cap.

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Are you comfortable with your sexuality? WAY uncomfortable! I keep having to shift it and some days, I have to wear a holster!!!

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Roman Polanski anally raped a 13 yr old girl who was incapacitated by drugs which he supplied. Some people are not sure if he should face justice for this. What can you say about people who are afflicted with this kind of moral confusion? You should rape them in the ass, then run away for thirty years and see how they like it.

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Do you have a particular phobia? Large roaches. I have a recurring nightmare about a demonic cockroach that can change shape and even talk, but it chooses only to curse at me as it flies at me while trying to stab me with its stinger. ...yeah, I'm that messed up.

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Do you believe you CAN control destiny? To a point. I can improve my circumstances, but I can't launch missiles at inbound comets.

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Why are black people so loud? I've noticed they tend to be louder (on average) than other races, why is this? Because they have the lowest self-esteem, and have to make themselves known lest they end up just another nobody. They're also raised this way. HOWEVER, you should bear in mind that it's not all black people, but the poorer ones who are raised in ghettos. I know many respectable black people who conduct themselves in appropriate ways because they were more than likely, raised in...

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How brave is it of David Letterman to confess to having affairs instead suffering blackmail? I guess it could be considered brave if he stood a lot to lose, like his wife and family. But I think his show was a REALLY inappropriate forum to confess his sins.

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What rhymes with annual? Manual

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What do you think love is? Total, innate neediness.

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I just hired you as my Personal Assistant. You're getting $1.5 mil. a year. What are you doing to earn it? I'm guessing it would involve walking around in something I'd find REALLY FREAKIN' uncomfortable and an occasional gloved hand job. $4 million and we've got a deal my friend.

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Would you rather, drown in mayonaise or be hit by pickles to death? I'd go out like a man and drown in the mayo. Getting pelted with pickles is just gay.

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WHAT CAN I DO TO REMOVE A CYST ON MY FACE ETC. Whatever you do, DON'T DO THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2eu7rK7_3w

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What are some good ways to get back a girl that has dumped you? Score with her hotter cousin and constantly drop hints about how you couldn't imagine what the hell you were thinking being with her in the first place.

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I'm 15 and very much contemplating suicide. I know asking for quick methods gets no answers, so instead what are good reasons to live? The bad things in my life outweigh the good things and I don't want to fight through them to see how worse life will get First, we're all going to die. Why rush the trip? Second, all things miserable originate from within your mind, even if it doesn't seem that way. The anger one expresses toward you can only make you angry if you choose to absorb it and reflect it back at them. Otherwise, anger can have no more effect than a spot of light shined on your face. Simply choose to move around it....

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So lets get this straight...You dont like it when girls dress all slutty-looking? I LOVE IT!!! I LIKE IT MORE WHEN THEY LET ME UNDRESS THEM OUT OF THEIR SLUTTY CLOTHES BEFORE WRESTLING THEM!

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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where? YES! IN MY CULO!

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On a scale of 1 (least) - 10 (most) -- how much do you like to flirt? I'm like a minus three. Most guys have to beat women away with a stick. Women just act like I do.

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What do you keep near your toilet? Boxes of Oreo Cakesters!

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Is a slut worse than a prude? Hell no! Sluts rock! I love sluts! They make the greatest company! Prudes... just really suck, and not in the cool way.

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What's one thing you think that "real men" might do in their spare time? Would you consider me less of a man if I told you I was doing mine and my lady's laundry?

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What's your reaction when you see these two pictures? Please check my answer to see the pictures! What is one supposed to think?

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Why would my wife cheat and then tell me that she did it? She says she feels like she's been nothing but mother and wife. Because she's tired of the stale arrangement her life with you has become and wants you to either up the ante or be amicable and part ways.

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Does this outfit makes me look fat? Just be presentable and you'll be fine.

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When you get breakfast out, do you prefer to sit down and enjoy it inside the place, or just go thru the drivethrough, & where? I like those places that have the outdoor settings.

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What's one thing you think that "real men" might do in their spare time? They might challenge themselves with anything.

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Sorry..,but ! what's so special about what You're wearing? ;) Me.

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Do you take part gladly in ethnic teasing? Why?* I don't know about "gladly", but I get a kick out of it. Hell, I rank on my own people - nobody's safe. It's all in fun and if you get bent out of shape about it, you're too sensitive and should toughen up.

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What is a good Halloween movie for two boys, ages 5 and 2? Corpse bride.

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What comes in your mind when you see a women eating banana? I'm sorry. Yes, oral sex. Lots and lots of it.

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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say? If that's your pic in your avatar, tell your hubby I want to sleep with his wife.

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You're seated at a nice Fancy restaurant and the waitress delivers your food.........Naked. What do you do? Eat. I'm friggin hungry.

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Are you addicted to any sort of exercise & how often do you partake? Upward Row - 135 lbs.

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If you suddenly grew wings, where would you fly to first? Just away.

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Why are there never any fat people on the Real World? Because they're kind of an eyesore.

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Would you date a flat chested girl? Absolutely. Many of the world's most beautiful women are "flat chested." http://www.pennyjelly.com/postcard/pictures/1.jpg http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/02/06/shakira_narrowweb__300x376,0.jpg

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How often do you watch the news? Every morning.

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I'm 17 years old, flat chest is an overstatement. I can't even wear bra's! I got my first period 8 months ago. WHY HAVEN'T THEY GROWN! Please don't say worry about what is on the inside, guys will like u 4 u. i cna't wear bikinis, tops, etc. i'm dying!!!! Some of the world's most beautiful women don't need size. http://media.photobucket.com/image/aliyah/E_55/aliyah.jpg

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I saw a show yesterday where a little girl had been murdered, they gave one of her organs to a man who then started having dreams about her killer and eventually the killer was caught. How can this be possible? Consider that the History channel is actually considered entertainment.

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If your spouse or S/O has cheated on you, how did you find out? Did you forgive? How? The bitch rolled up in his car as I waited for her in front of her building. She thought I'd be hanging out with friends. See what happens when you dig?

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Why do people say that you can't experience true love in your teens? I am in love with a man much older than me, i have never felt this way before about anyone. It is defo love! Because people are stupid. Teens know more about love than adults. They feel it and they throw their heart and soul at the one they feel for. Adults look at partners as assets and liabilities, which is just horrible. That said, please know that an older man could just be looking to take serious advantage of you. IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, END IT NOW!

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Have you ever met someone in person that you met online? DOZENS of times. I've had many a one night stands that way.

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Scenario: You're in a public place, a homeless man is walking in your direction, raving to some unknown agitator. Do you think: drugs; craziness, lonelyness? And are you afraid enough to cross the street, far from his current path? I'd cross, but I'd be on my guard. He could be schizophrenic.

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What you maken for dinner? Chicken n' chops!

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Obama is a marxist and socialist.and the world seeing him as WEAK... Islam laughs at him...terrorists seek his demise....but I think he will be the DEMISE of America as we know it...thoughts? I'd have to ask how much do you know about socialism to label him as such. And know that the powers of The Presidency is vested in more than just one man. It's the power of an institution. To say The President is weak is to call America weak, and we just done WHUP'T half the world. So my thoughts? You're wrong.

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What was Jesus' main message? "Can't we all just get along?"

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What is the limit that you would stop at, when trying to save the enviroment? (ie recycle toilet paper, no deodorant...) Just giving a shit anymore.

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Is there a god? Does he have lemonade? If we have it, why wouldn't God? Not only does God have lemonade, God has cancer curing lemonade. Health promoting crack. Chocolate that gives you all sorts of magical powers. All you've got to do is believe. -D

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My wife is texting all the time with a guy at work. Last month they texted each other over 3500 times. Is she cheating on me. aNoninNC is right: "3500 a month is an average of 116 per day" is a lot. Consider how many times she speaks to you during a day. Does her interaction with you even approach 116 sentences?

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How Do I commit suicide so my kids get insurance money? That would be an incredibly selfish thing to do and it would serve to devalue money in the eyes of your children. They'd probably spend all of it on drugs and alcohol trying to numb themselves to the pain of having lost a parent who left them something so immaterial and meaningless. Don't dare do that.

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Have you ever put anything in a body orifice you wish you hadn't? What? I stuck a Q-Tip in my ear once and passed out. I woke up with the feel of it being pulled out by my girlfriend.

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Are you proud of your race? No. I think all Humans suck.

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Do you think that if a pretty girl wore glasses that a guy just wouldnt go out with her because she wears glasses? even if she had a nice body and all? Having sex with Megan Fox while she wore glasses would be like busting a nut on my grandmother - just too gross to think about. Just kidding. They mean nothing.

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Obama was handed a plate full of turds when he took office. How many of you are willing to give him more than a year to achieve his goals? I'd give him more than a year. His programs would work if people were working with him. No doubt some racist douchebag is going to downrate me for showing some small measure of support.

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Which Horror movie has scared you the most? When I was younger, the only movie I couldn't get to sleep with was EVIL DEAD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Bi9mGv1J8

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So ...its a long story... my one and only BEST freind is freind with my worst enemy.today they are at the fair together. i want to know what some kool stuff i could give her or do for her.Please no 'you need to talk'.she already knows.thats the short part You could always send her to go suck a fat one for being friends with your enemy. Screw her!

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What is your favorite "old skool" song? Hotel California.

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I have to avoid carbohydrates for about a week - can anyone think of how I can manage to feel full without bread, rice, potatoes etc? Hardboiled eggs are very filling. All proteins. (chicken, fish (tuna), porkchops). Stay away from processed meats (ham, bologna, salami, etc). Eat five times a day in small portions. Good luck.

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Would using a tablespoon of home bleach with dandruff shampoo get semi-permenant hair dye out? No,it would serve in removing really permanent hair. I did it when I was young and never regrew hair in that spot again.

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If all humans originate in Africa aren't whites african americans too? Yes, but only here in the U.S. And don't tell them that. They lose their minds when you tell them that.

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Is it possible to get CRABS from someone who is a CANCER? No, it's possible to get crabs from someone who is nasty.

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The other day I was playing football with my boyfriend and his dad...but I caught it a few times but the ball hit me really hard in my breast and it still hurts and im really worried.. should I see a doctor? Yes, that and a good lawyer.

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I saw a bum with a sign that read: "Brad and Angelina just got another baby, I need money for their baby gift". Would you have given him money for his cleverness? Yes. Reward those who use their imagination.

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I have a horribly stiff neck, like, 90% immobile. I can't look left, right or down. It's all the way to my shoulder blades and I'm ready to jump off the roof. Any help??? Seriously, I'm going nuts........ You probably slept wrong or underneath an open window on a cold night, under an AC, or under a fan. It's going to take a good week for the kink to wear out of your neck. Until then, take excederin or motrin. You might want to consider staying home if the problem is still there on Monday.

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What do your feet smell like? Sweaty socks. I really wish they didn't, but they do.

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Atheist: Is your greatest contention with religious adherents (in general or of a particular faith), the concept of religion itself, or the concept of a superintending God? (Honest question, I mean no offense.) I'm not an atheist. I'm an agnostic. Hence, my issue would have to do with the latter. All dictated faiths come from the words of man and over the course of thousands of years, I imagine one would be hard pressed NOT to find any one given key figure who hadn't fudged accounts and rules to serve his own end. Man is corrupt, no matter how you dress him up or who he claims to...

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Have you ever had a stalker? No, but I'm working on it. I've always wanted my own stalker!

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Have you ever used the phrase ".....you know" in your conversation? Why not?

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Can you become lactose intallerent? Because when I was a kid I would drink a lot of milk but I drink a little and my stomach hurts Not only can you, but people generally do after a certain age. Most people can't digest milk after the age of four.

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What would you do/ think if your mother told you that you're a embarrassment/disappointment to her because other people told her that your daughter are FAT? I'd say the mom has security issues that she really should address. I'm guessing there are other things in her life (more than likely about herself) that she's very unhappy with. The daughter shouldn't take it to heart, or feel embarrassed for having such an insecure mom. Nothing is the daughter's fault.

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What Is Your Opinion Of The Older Woman & younger Man Love Affair? She 56 but he is 23. AWESOME! I LOVE COUGARS!!! Hey, if they end their sweat sessions with smiles on their faces, who's it hurt? He's of legal age and she's looking to pay the bills. Why not!?!

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Would you rather have $1 Million or unlimited money? Since you haven't listed any stipulation, I'll go with unlimited. But I would do my very best to not be wasteful or topple the economy.

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Does he like me if he stares at me ALWAYS but doesn't smile. he pretends to be funny in front of me but never talks to me bcus v don't no each other n i never smile or talk to him. does he like me? (i have a crush on him) Little lady, if you're both of legal age - meaning he can date you without getting in trouble with the law - go and talk to him. HOWEVER, if you're too young for him in the eyes of the law, ignore him. Getting involved with him if you're too young could get him in a lot of trouble. Not a nice thing to do if you really like him. Besides, older men should stick to women...

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Would a guy like a girl 7 years younger than him? If the guy were 25, sure.

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I met this guy in February 2009 and we had become close and started to have feeling for each other. At the beginning of June 2009 he went went back to his ex. We met up a week ago but he still has feeling for me and he has been hold my hands? How is any of that a question?

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Did you ever hate your job? What's the 1st job you ever really disliked? THE VERY WORST WAS AS AN INHOUSE OFFICE TEMP AT AICPA INSURANCE TRUST! The organization was managed by the biggest scumbags in the world of white collar jobs! They say Lawyers are the biggest scum to walk the Earth. The truest scum are CPAs!!! It was actually worst than the following: I was once a foot messenger. Too much walking for minimum wage, and often in the rain. I also once bused...

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You're out to lunch with a co-worker. When the waiter returns your glasses refilled (both the same drink), you notice, because of the shape of the lemon wedges, that he mixed them up. Do you say anything or just drink it? Depends. If I wanted to get with her, I'd say "the waiter mixed up our drinks." Then I'd pick up the glass and lick the rim. Yeah, she'd be all "That's hot!" And I'd be all "Yeah it was." And she'd be all "I'm wet." And I'd be all "Yeah you are." Then I'd take her home and 'ba-bing!...

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Do you think KFC original recipe is tastier than extra crispy? Are they still allowed to use the word "eat" in their advertising?

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What famous person do YOU think would be wild, in bed? Angelina Jolee.

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How many different names are there for 'that time of the month'? "I hate my f--kin' boyfriend." I don't know if women call it that, but it's the phrase most often heard during that time.

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Was Jesus a communist? Yes. And that's how we came to have Catholicism.

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If vegetables made noises when they got hurt, would you still eat them? With maniacal laughter while shouting obscenities.

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When you misspeak and say something hurtful to someone, how long (after you realize it) does it take for you to apologize for it? Immediately.

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Should the father have rights when it comes to abortion? How about just sucking up responsibility? So the hell what?

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Do you believe in ghosts No. But I haven't ruled out the idea.

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I have an almost constant craving for apples, I eat around four a day at the moment. Are there any detrimental effects associated with excessive consumption of apples? For guys, their balls turn really swollen, hard, red, and shiny. Women will be fine.

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If you could meet one person in the whole world past, present, or future, who would you want to meet and why? Jesus. I'd like to put a lot of bullshit to rest.

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What qualities do women honestly look for in a man? Lots and lots and lots of money. They need daddies to take care of them. Don't believe anything else.

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Do online relationships harm marriages? Only the really insecure and stupid ones.

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Push Ups or Sit Ups? Push ups! Depending on where you position your hands, you can work a lot of different parts of the body.

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What religions can perform exorcism? Since demonic possession is a myth, any and all of them can. Tell you what, I belong to the exclusive church of the drunken asswipe. I'll exercise your demon for a six pack. and a bag of corn chips. Look me up.

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Can you tell me what is a good food when it is fried? Mix onions and peppers with french fries for a nice effect.

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Can you tell me what is a good food when it is fried? If you can deep fry ice cream, you can fry anything! http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1613,153188-242202,00.html

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Is TV harmful or helpful? It can be helpful, but because of the nature of people, it's typically harmful. But YOUTUBE is what TV should be. You can learn how to trade stocks, use new software... you can learn pretty much anything on youtube.

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If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose? The 9/11/01 thing. George Bush's election - rigged? Who really controls America. Why did we go into Iraq? Are we products of aliens? I've got a ton more.

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How can i admit myself to hospital without the docs & nurses knowing Why would you want to do that?

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Children learn by watching their parents, right? What is one thing a child might learn from their parent (s) that they probably shouldn't be doing? Quick tempered reactions are very bad.

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Do you think or believe strongly that the Social Security system is a "ponzi scheme"? It's starting to feel that way.

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What is the best thing ever to happen to you? I'd have to say my girlfriend. I'd probably be in jail or dead if it wasn't for her.

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How do you feel when people visit you unannounced? When I was single, it was great. I welcomed them. Since I have a live-in girlfriend, it sucks.

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I fell in love with her, while she's dating another guy and she had a baby from one else 4 years ago, I've tryed many times to approach her but she was ignoring my deep interest in her, she is not that beautiful but she is attractive, How can I sole it.. How can you "sole" it? What do you mean?

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What shouldn't you do when you are drunk? Just about anything. Don't even speak. Just drink.

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Do people kill in the name of atheism? Consider a person who feels there's no consequence to action. Isn't that sort of the same thing? +5

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What is something you should not do on a first date but find yourself doing anyways? I always discussed politics and religion when I was single. But then, I'm not single anymore, so I guess it worked in my favor.

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How to boost your brain power? Crossword puzzles have been known to really boost brain power. It's been estimated that crossword puzzles reduce the chance of the onset of Alzheimer's by 90%.

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Do you like to argue, or do you avoid conflict? When was the last time you went against your natural tendency? I used to. Now I'd rather not.

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Do guys with really hot older/ younger sister find them attractive? I don't think people would be quick to admit that.

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Would you marry a woman that didn't cook? I wouldn't marry a woman who wouldn't want to partner up and participate in anything I'm willing to do. That would include cooking, cleaning, having the same friends, etc.

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Was Jesus asexual? No, but I'm thinking he was a real buzz kill.

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What song would you choose to listen to right now if ab had a jukebox in the corner ? (video uploads most welcome) Just because I'm feeling nastalgic...

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What made your music die? I don't know. Maybe it was age.

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Honestly,do you think americans are prudes? Yes. It's really difficult getting laid when you're broke & single, but it keeps the AIDS numbers low, so I'm not really complaining.

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Do you "have" to have a cell phone? I don't even own one, but I plan on having one by the end of next month. It'll be off most of the time. I only used cell phones for point to point communication, not for "So what'cha doin'?" conversations.

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What would you like to stare at? A firm, well-kept, attractive woman with a sign that reads "[my name], I'M ALL YOURS."

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Does anybody bank with UnityOne Credit Union? What do their member numbers look like? I mean like how many numbers are involved and are there any letters? Questions like this can be used to hack into accounts.

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HOW DO YOU DIE IF YOU GO UNDER A TRAIN...WHAT INJURIES DO YOU ACTUALLY SUSTAIN AND WHAT DOES THE REMAINS LOOK LIKE If you aren't dismembered under the searing effect of the trains wheels and track rails, there's the pulverizing effect of the impact that results in all sorts of internal bleeding. Death isn't instantaneous either. It's all rather slow and painful. My father's brother in law killed himself this way. Witnesses said that all he could say for his last minute of life...

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My sperm is not very smelly and become very watery so please suggest me what is wrong should i take any treatment or it is normal please let me know Hoooo - WOW. You should really consider placing that level of concern toward other things in your life. And please note, I DID NOT GIVE YOU THOSE 5 POINTS.

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Is there a way that I can find out what stocks Warren Buffett currently owns so I can get a piece of the pie? One of them is FUQI. They're doing quite well.

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Weird question: There are in existence, self-replicating machines. If said machines each created the next one to be identical, but half of it's predecessor's size, would it be possible to create a microscopic machine? Say, like the assembly arm machine. Eventually, the smaller machines would run into problems as materials tend to behave differently with regard to their quantities. Example: At smaller quantities, certain metals have lower melting points. You might want to reconsider editing your question. There's no such thing as a weird question - just poorly written ones. What is an assembly arm machine? Do you have a link?

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Why do believers hate atheist? Lots and lots and lots of inbreeding. They don't get the whole Christian love thing doesn't mesh well with hatred.

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Do you ever cry yourself to sleep so sad and yet afraid to reach out? There's nothing wrong with reaching out.

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How is the theological belief that the world has only been in existence for 12,000 years justified? Lots and lots and lots of inbreeding.

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When you are in love which things irritate you the most? The idea that you're supposed to NOW be turned off by other women.

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Im trying to find a job in the newyork area can someone give me names of some agencies I've got no names, but I've got a method that landed me the job I have now: 1) Google 'temp agencies' 2) Get your list and map them out so that you can travel to them on foot in one straight line - make sure they're in the same neighborhood. 3) Copy and paste all of their names, addresses, & numbers. 4) With your geography-friendly list, call each one, making...

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I have a sore on my nostril, what can I do Just to be clear, go to the doctor hand have a 'titer count' done on your blood. An anomalous titer count can result in that and can have some pretty serious consequences.

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What is the meaning of the song "99 Red Balloons"? It was meant to be an anti-nuke song, originally sung in German entitled 99 luft Balons. I think the singer eventually married and gave birth to tatu, which pretty much soured any validity she may have had on the protest circuit.

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My Boyfriend has a 11 boy who thinks women are meant to cook and clean. That they cannot think on their own, and are pretty much stupid.. What can I do? For one, stop dating guys with robot moms.

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Can heat create electricity Is this a science question, or did you meet someone in a bar last night?

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What would you like your last words to be? You girls really know how to give a man an orgasm.

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What do homeless people do with the money they make from panhandling? Some pay the rent and do groceries like those of us with real jobs.

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What is your relationship status? Married, engaged, dating someone, single, single and looking. Why do you ask?

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Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? No, but the two who made me feel anything were John Candy and (many years later) Aliyah.

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Am I the only person who hates the this song from Ludacris? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9JAKP4OhWM He was trying to help and he hindered.

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Do you believe in karma, and why? It's totally subjective. For me, hell yes.

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What film can you think of that would be totally innapropriate for its target audience? i.e. Titanic, when your on a cruise, or Speed, when your on a bus... KIDS at an all christian day-camp.

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Have you ever went through a "sex drought"? If so, how long did it last? Only after every attempt at avoiding the fight had been exhausted, yes. Absolutely.

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Whats makes people lie about what they really are? ABJECT shame and embarrassment about what they've become.

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What film can you think of that would be totally innapropriate for its target audience? i.e. Titanic, when your on a cruise, or Speed, when your on a bus... I'm thinking FIGHT CLUB, but that movie is appropriate to show ANYWHERE!

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Do you like rats at all? would you change your mind after watching this video? I think they'd be far more appropriate living in the wild rather than the sewer. That one looked adorable.

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Should doctors receive performance pay? That would be great. Why should they be rewarded for shoddy work?

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What do you call a guy: Who is 31 & still lives w/ his parents, Who smokes marijuana at least 1-2x's/day, Who is UNEMPLOYED, Who is a 'dead-beat' dad, Who has a bad temper when you bring up the truth to him, Drinks beer, need I say more? ...my hero.

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What if God were gay? Why are you interested in what gets God's dick hard?

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Are a lot of people losing their faith? Whether it's in a religion, a spiritual being, political figure, their country, or the world as a whole... No one really loses faith. It merely changes focus.

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How Many Of You Call your boss by his first name? I work in a really liberal environment. Any boss who requires his subordinates to refer to him by Mr. [last name] has a pretty evident douche bag streak.

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How sexy do you think you are on a scale from 1-10? 1 being a nun (unless you find that hot.) I give myself far more credit than I should.

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What are some really bad names for people? I've heard about a guy in the navy named Paul Enis. He was Captain P Enis. There's also a Private Parts. What are some other bad names? I once heard of a Captain America in the Marine Corps who was never taken seriously over the phone.

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Today is Labor Day. What businesses remain open today? Recreational stuff (like movie theaters & pool halls) and supermarkets.

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Why did that tiger attack Roy or that other guy? Because it's a tiger. It's kind of their thing.

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Did God get a little carried away with letting HITLER have freewill? I mean you have to draw the line somewhere don't you? If God were pervasively present in our lives, wouldn't God be less like the giving desert Jew and more like the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond? We'd be sick of her after a few minutes.

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You stop abortions to "save a life," yet God has let millions of innocent lives be destroyed, aren't you more moral than God? God lets EVERYTHING happen because if God were to intervene, God would be a puppet master (that's assuming there is a God). As for being more moral than God, I don't know jack about God, and so really can't tell. God created two beautiful creatures - a lion and a gazelle. God also created within the ability of the former to make a meal of the latter. What does that tell...

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Don't you wish you could discuss your questions that got "spam/offensive"? I don't think they should be shut down like that. Yeah, man. It's like the AB webmasters have this dream of the site becoming the next big social networking site, but then they keep acting like the Chinese Government with the pulling of innocent questions that do make sense, yet are labeled as 'nonsense.' +5

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OK for me if the public option isn't part of Obama's deal, I'd like to impeach, who is with me? If we're not going to impeach the last guy for starting a half-trillion dollar war that went nowhere while taking vacation time for 25% of his first year in office, why would we fire a guy for at least TRYING at the very least? At least he shows up for work. That's more than what could be say for the first guy. But I'm feeling your grief.

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Albert Einstein+ Brad Pitt=Rush Limbaugh True or false? If Brad Pitt were a super intelligent, in-bred ignorant, overweight, drug-addicted, unattractive republican douche bag... well, I can see the resemblance in description alone, yes.

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Why do animals hump inanimate objects? Don't call me an animal. I was just bored.

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I love my cozin and we had relation with each other but after 1 year we didn't relate each other after 2 years i suggested her to marry me but she rejected my suggestion, in your idea what should i do to get her heart? please give me a serious answer. I don't know if anyone realizes, the guy asking the question is from Iran, where marrying your cousin is apparently legal. Please consider not marrying your cousin. Studies have proven that you'll have slow or retarded children.

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What causes stress in your life? Jealous, needy relationships.

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Instead of getting mad at rich people why not become one? People have NO IDEA HOW EASY IT REALLY IS. They just don't have the patience or the will. In today's day & age, if you have an Internet connection, a job that pays overtime that permits you to save a little money a month, and a checking account, you could be well on your way. But tell anyone how to do it, and they'll do their damned best to poke as many holes into the plan...

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It's been said that the god of the old religion becomes the devil of the new. Do you think there will ever be a time when Christ is seen as a devil? By the "old" and "new", do you mean dominant? Because I don't think the Jews of the Inquisition and of the Holocaust would have seen Torquemada or Hitler's Christians as of the "Heavenly" variety. I don't think the Muslims of the mid east are all that crazy about the Christians currently serving on their soil either.

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Is my husband lying to me? We had a renter leave a stack of porn magazines at the rental house when he left.( Now over two years ago) My husband will not tell me what he did with the magazines and when I accuse him of looking at them he says"no" SO THE HELL WHAT!?! LADY, GET OVER YOURSELF. It's wives like yourself who have the highest likelihood of being cheated on because you spend too much of your energy INSISTING that your husband not even think of looking at other women! You attempt to rob your husbands of the very humanity God had given them from birth! Fact of the matter is, you're probably so unhappy with yourself...

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Is anything faster than the speed of light? My bowels after Mexican. And you petty Earthlings fight over oil.

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Is a Topless Coffee Shop a Good Idea or Bad Idea? Dude, that's the bestest idea ever! 'Another shot of milk please.'

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What would be a bad name, for a cruise ship? The SS ICEGOD BREAKER.

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Do UFOs exist?? As in people like us just living on other worlds? A UFO is an Unidentified Flying Object, visible to humans via some sort of apparatus. You're asking if there's a possibility of intelligent life on other planets. UFOs and life on other planets are two separate things. I watched the Discovery channel the other night. There are planets that are so hot, it rains lead. Ice can corrode flesh. Some planets have no form. Others...

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What does Great Britain seek to accomplish with its extreme liberalism? This was meant to be in response to another reply. . The possibility of the practice of Sharia Law would never be called into debate on American Soil. The US sacrifices tradition for nothing. It seems as if that's part of a new trend in the UK.

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Would you give more tips to male waiter or female waiter? I give a big tip to the waiter who was more personable, and even made me and my lady laugh. A hot female waitress can be a bitch, and score a dollar, or nothing at all.

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Which is stronger spiderman or superman Superman would rip Spiderman in half like a banana.

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Should drivers be banned from using a mobile phone while driving? Definitely, although I don't see anything wrong with an ear piece. Can someone tell me a reason why ear pieces should be banned as well?

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How come Pamela Anderson did not age much since 1990? What do you think is her secret of lasting youthfulness? (See pictures in the link.) Okay, first - Your Avatar - HYSTERICAL. Second - Yes she has. But her surgeon(s) have worked wonders. She must also have a Makeup expert or two on hand.

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Is it just me, or do you also feel like the Answerbag webmasters are acting like the Chinese Government? Erasing my own answers. What a bunch of tools.

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What would you do to calm someone down? A soft, slow, calm, tone explaining how being excited won't help to resolve whatever it is that's gotten them excited to begin with. That takes patience, as the excited person will not calm down right away. If I don't like the person I'm trying to calm, I offer to purchase him or her cigarettes if he or she is a smoker.

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Can an accent put you off dating someone? It really depends on the accent and how thick it is. I find a light accent from any language nice. For some reason, I wouldn't care for thick African accents on any woman I'd date (again, a light accent is nice). But then again, if her accent is thick, I won't understand a lot of what she's saying, which isn't so far removed of a situation from her American counterpart.

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How shall I treat a lier ?(Do I have to pretened to belive him although I know He was a lier?) Absolutely not. Throw him out with the rest of the rubbish.

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What movie puts a smile on your face? WALL*E!!!!! That movie is WAY underrrated. If you haven't seen it, you should see it now on Netflix.

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What is true? Good question. Everything before your eyes is subject to your imagination.

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Is depression an adaptation? No. Happiness is.

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How could you deal with your s/o in the millitary? Would you try to stop them from joining if you don't want them to be in the millitary? If you love them, you'll try and stop them, but if they joint, it doesn't mean they don't love you. I was in for six years and never understood how the married guys did it.

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Do you watch you sodium intake? Sometimes. If I eat too much, I'll bloat (like most people).

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Why do most people make such a big thing out of the swine flu, more people die per year from the normal flu than they do from the swine flu. Because fear makes the economy spike.

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If you could change society in one way, what would it be? Self-centeredness - it would be a thing of a distant past. Mahatma Gandhi once said "Be the change you want to see in the world."

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Is it just me, or do you also feel like the Answerbag webmasters are acting like the Chinese Government? Yeah, I'M SO SURE THIS QUESTION WAS GIVEN PROPER EXPOSURE!!!

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What was the maximum number of hard boiled eggs you ate in one sitting? Mine was 5 when I was in jr. high. I can eat six egg whites each morning. It's really not all that healthy to down the yolks.

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My husband just called me a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head. What could this mean? What state do you live in that makes it legal to marry a 4th grader?

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If you have epilepsy or know of one, What is the one thing you wish people who know or understand about it? The factors that trigger the episodes.

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What would be a good slogan for God? There's just something about all of you that's really pissing me off.

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Two different brands of pregnancy tests, different days, both tests had a VERY faint positive. I could hardly see it on both. Do you think i'm pregnant? I'm about 5 days late. Did you do them first thing in the morning? Either way, I'd say yes.

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What shouldn't you do at a grocery store? Be the jerk at the front of the line who holds up everyone else. Don't come back and cut in in front of the person after you because your Poppy seed bagel didn't have enough seeds.

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What is your view of one hit wonders? Do you respect the accomplishment of the singer or band? Or do you find them to be rather pathetic? Their one hit wonder made it further than my last ten albums.

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What is your definition of patriotism? Read my book and find out.

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Would male children raised all alone by single mothers have a problem in not having a father to be their role model? I did. It was compounded by having a predominant presence of women in my family while wanting to grow up more masculine. I didn't know I wasn't. I was REALLY girly up until I was about 17. I was wispy and wimpy until about 21. I had to sacrifice a lot to shake it off.

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Anyone ever get mad at a farmer????? I never had anyone put more than praise to my plantings.... so....... anyone ever say..."hey, why the *uck does your beep give me more than I need? What the hell are you talking about?

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Do people take advantage of your politeness? They used to. Now when they do, I make it clear that whatever polite mannerisms they're treated to by my behalf are the lowest possible and are subject to change in relation to their mannerisms. In other words, put it down early and you won't get taken advantage of.

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Can you make up a really sick nursery rhyme? Example: A tisket a tasket, both my legs are plastic. I cut them off the other day with a pitch fork and elastic. Mary had a little twat - she was a virgin hoe. And every time that Mary came, she had to charge some doe.

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I have my TV and Internet access through Time Warner. They have been after me to get my land line phone switched to their digital service. But some people say that the phone connection slows down their Internet access. True or not? Their phone service isn't worth it. Their customer support is HORRIBLE. Talking to one of their reps is like talking to some inmate on work release and they don't help. They're rude, unprofessional, and 'thuggish.' ALSO, if your cable goes down, IT'S ALL GOING DOWN. Sure you want to put all of your eggs in that basket?

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What is the best thing God gave you? So very many opportunities to do so much more.

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Whats your favorite Beatles song? Not Beetles, but John Lennon - Hey Jude.

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Do you believe in mandatory military service? As a veteran of the armed forces and of a foreign war, ABSOLUTELY NOT. I did once upon a time, but force-feeding our forces will only lead to social indigestion.

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How do you feel about woman that dont shave their legs? Either really don't care about getting laid, or get laid by people with off-kilter fetishes.

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I have a life what do you have? KNOWLEDGE on how to effectively make money in the stock market with reduced risk. But if you have a life, you don't really need much more.

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If you could only eat one kind of fruit for the rest of your life, what fruit would you choose? MANGOS!

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Are you doing well in your life not having a religion to follow? Not only doing well, but better than when I was a devout Catholic up until I was 15. But not following religion doesn't mean I've abandoned the notion of God. It just means I've acknowledged that God is God no matter how I perceive God. Nice rack by the way.

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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs. I've had deer, bison, alligator, rattle snake, ostrich, octopus, and frog legs. All of it was good. I probably wouldn't eat a bear (I've heard they were pretty nasty and contaminated for the most part) or a donkey. But under extreme conditions, people have been known to eat each other.

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You stand in the place of God: what are the top 10 things you would change in the universe? 10) For one thing, a smaller Universe. God was probably on vacation and so had a lot of time available when building the first one. 9) WOMEN would cum beer when having orgasms (put some of that yeast to work). 8) MEN would have chocolate penises that ejaculate money. NOTE: If 8&9 don't result in harmony between men and women, I'd be at a loss. 7) Provide a...

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Name one Black comedian CHARLIE MURPHY! (CHAR-LEH MURFEEEH!)

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What comes to mind when i say "Mexican Food" Sour cream, cheese, Tequila, and explosive, mach-3 speed diarrhea! During which, the expression on my face comes to resemble the one in your avatar.

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Four American soldiers were charged with rape and murder while serving in Iraq, if found guilty what should their sentence be? That's a hard one. What's worse: rape or murder?

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Can u ovulate during ur period? I had some egg like discharge a day after my period started.could this be ovulation? Didn't think that was possible.

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If you all knew there was a comet heading this way to(earth) what would you do to help stop it?or would you just wish it away? (2009-08-21) Take photos and hope my camera survives.

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Men,what do you think of American women in general? Do you believe they want too much equality in a relationship and it makes dating and marriage difficult? Would you just prefer a subservient woman with no opinions of her own, like a Stepford wife? Dear God, no. What am I, a fundaMENTAList freak? It's always better to have a partner. HOWEVER!!!! This means as a partner, she's got to be ready to give up certain niceties, like having the man pay for everything. House expenditures and all overhead are split 50/50. This doesn't mean I don't buy her gifts for birthdays, anniversaries and holidays. On the...

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What was the worst prediction ever? The Koreans prediction of the end of the world in 1999 or 2000. It's not the worst, but it comes close, as many Koreans sold their homes and gave away their wares.

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Why do girls scream so much? I'm not a "screamer" Because they're attention hogs.

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Would you be friends with someone who repeatedly led you on into sex, only to then reject you or distance themselves harshly from you afterwards? Hell no. That's not a friend. That's a douchebag you need to get rid of as soon as possible. I had a 'friend' like that once. After she had her way with me, she made it clear that she didn't want to do it again, but would never opt to pay for her share of lunch, would often expect me to take her out and pay for everything. So I hit on her, knowing full well...

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Men, do you find it distracting how girls show so much skin these days? Should it be covered? No, but I think some sort of social standard should be set to maybe dissuade overly irresponsible behavior that most eventually end up regretting.

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How can u tell if your boyfriend really loves you for real? You can't. We lie like dogs.

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Do you use or have you ever used a whitening toothpaste? Did it actually whiten your teeth? CREST PREMIUM WHITENING STRIPS. Those work GREAT! But remember, they have to be PREMIUM whitening strips.

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Are you an Ass-person or Boob-person? Total assman.

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When you were little, what cereal do you remember enjoying? Count Chocula!

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How much would it take for you to clean my toenails and give me a good foot massage? $300.00, but I stop if you start making orgasm noises. That would be just too weird.

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Should I feel bad for slapping my ex-boyfriend (when we were together) in the face when he would constantly say mean things about my family and verbally abuse me and in arguments calling me really bad names? You guys really shouldn't be together.

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I'm 16. Which generation am I a part of? Why label it? Just live.

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Atheist what are your thoughts on this? I think whoever posted it tried to do some special effect that didn't work. That's why there's a message in place of whatever video you were trying to share that reads "The URL contained a malformed video ID." What was the video?

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What are 3 things that have eyes, but cannot see? =} Potatoes & storms are all I can think of.

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Should HIV tests be a routine part of yearly physicals? It should be an option, yes.

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Have you ever eaten so much that you can't physically move or have suffered pain form it? Yes - my belly felt like it was stretching and I felt as if I were going to spew, or even explode.

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Does anyone remember jony Quest or am I the oldest guy on the planet? Me and you both, pal.

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Will we ever get over a loss of a child? or does it stay for how ever long we live? I hope and pray I never learn that answer. I'll also pray for your strength to endure.

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Are hand-me-down shoes bad for children's foot development? And self-esteem (THANKS MOM)!!!

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How much are you prepared to pay for a wallet? $5.00. Anything more than that and you're looking to get robbed.

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When will war end? Consider that war isn't just Man's nature, but the nature of almost every living creature, whether it's one on one or many over many. War is the forceful imposition of the will against another for the purpose of subjugating and controlling assets and ideologies. So in answer to your question, possibly never.

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Is investing a good way to get rich? If you're patient and emotionally resilient, and are willing to learn how to invest, yes. But not investing alone. The good thing about that is that the education to do that sort of thing effectively is free with today's level of technology. How? You can learn ANYTHING on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/InformedTrades There's also BarnesandNoble.com. Type in...

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Knowledge is power. How many of you own a set of Encylopidias at home? I was giving thought to the Encyclopedia I had in my home growing up. I wondered what it would be like to own one today. The very concept is obsolete. It's good to have a well-stocked library in your home, even if the library consists of two or three shelves. But in the wake of such things as Youtube's instructional capabilities and up to the minute RSS feeds, an encyclopedia...

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What are you most likely to see at a wedding? A ring boy, a flower girl, family members, and A fool soon to be separated from his money.

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Boys: What has a girl done to you to really upset you? There was that whole cheating on me thing. Hadn't cared for that too much.

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How old should you be to have sex? That's always a tough question. How's this: If you can do it responsibly - with one partner at a time who doesn't sleep around and you use contraceptives until you're married, AND IF YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT IT DISRUPTING EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR LIFE (SCHOOL / FRIENDS / FAMILY / ANY RESPONSIBILITY YOU CAN THINK OF) WHILE KEEPING IT ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LIST OF IMPORTANT...

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Who's philosophy do aetheists use to learn morality? We belong to the Holy Church of Chuck Palahniuk, but rules number one and two forbid us from talking about our weekly masses.

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Is the princess sterotype harming our daughters? Yes. There's more to the world than the self. The concept does not contribute to high self-esteem. Rather, it sets them up for one major disappointment after another when things don't go the way they expect them to.

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Could you ever trust someone again after they cheated on you? Nope. Next question.

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If I told you I could reach New Zealand from Florida in just 1 and 1/2 hours, what would say to me? I'd say "How?" Would you answer?

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Did you have a sheltered youth? Yes, and I had to fight tooth and nail to get out from beneath that shelter. I'm glad I did.

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Worst injury you have gotten from a fight? Know how when you get hit in the jaw and can't close your jaw for a few days? Well, that. I was 12. The kid who did it became an ULTIMATE asshole well into adulthood. He eventually became afflicted with a terminal illness. Am I wrong for not giving a shit about that?

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Im getting my first Tattoo next month. Its a Trojan Records label symbol with some music lyrics; I cant decide a postion 'Upper Arm / shoulder' or Calf ?????? Any ideas? Are they paying you for that?

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Whats your thoughts on Alien Abductions? It's a world-wide phenomena that occurs during spiked fevers. It's hallucinatory. I had one such experience myself. I was in bed and surrounded by 4 priests who held me down with an energy net as they discussed among themselves about the proper punishment for me for having missed so many confessions and masses. When I tried to sit up, they would berate and curse at me and force me...

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What if Everyone you ever cared about dissapeared.. What would you do? Move on like I didn't care.

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Everyone is saying that the rest of the world hates the United States of America... ...Why does the rest of the world hate the United States? I guess because we're untied...?

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Are there any military wives on here that would have some good advice about dealing with deployments? My fiance has had to spend a lot of time away before his upcoming deployment... and we've been fighting a lot. Is this normal? God bless you for your patience. I saw a lot of guys lose their wives while on deployment. I swore off girlfriends until I was done.

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My fiance was invited to a LAN party and accepted without hesitation even though I wasn't invited. I feel hurt because he didn't include me and because after inviting me told me he just wanted to "spend time with his friends". Why do I feel so angry? How do you NOT get angry in a situation like that?

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I come up with random words sometimes... I'm not sure where it came from but my most recent one is "dildoberry". Any random words you've come up with that you care to share? What is a 'dildoberry?'

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I come up with random words sometimes... I'm not sure where it came from but my most recent one is "dildoberry". Any random words you've come up with that you care to share? My girl does that. Her gibberish is derived from Spanish. She'll give a long hard look at my cat and scream [I'm even embarrassed to type this out] "Chocha-bobalocha!"

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Would you order sandwiches from the premises of a strip club? That depends on whether I'm the bread or the meat. >schwing!<

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What's the fine line between stalking and wanting to show someone that you don't want to give up on the relationship? I have very extreme criteria for defining 'stalking.' For me, a protection order is just another way of saying 'I love and need you.' =D

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Why does nearly everyone who is married, including my parents, tell me not to get married? Because what they may have come to realize on a subconscious level is that marriage is no longer necessary. Once upon a time, we all needed the family structure for survival (woman to tend the home, children to work the field, husband to control it all). We don't need that anymore. The woman can run her corporation, the man can run his, and the children can run a muck.

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? FIGHT CLUB & WALL*E

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Guess i'll never know how the bulgarian scam works? Wow. I thought my niece's mom using my niece's credit card without permission was bad. She also broke my niece's laptop after having it after only two days, and AFTER convincing her NOT to buy the warranty because she considered it a "bogus waste of money." I never cared for her mother. My niece is family, but her mom is my brother's drama, which he no longer...

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If you're the sole breadwinner, but your spouse says they no longer in love with you, do you leave them in poverty? Or, stick around to provide anyway? That's a pretty miserable situation to be in. Ask what she wants and reassure her that you'll be there for her if she needs you.

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Why is God out to punish people if God is so vague and cryptic? God doesn't punish people. People punish themselves. God just gives them the whip.

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Could you describe the best method to drink beer? THIS IS AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE THAT INVOLVES MAKING A BEER BONG USING NOTHING MORE THAN A STRAW AND THE BEER BOTTLE. THIS IS FOR ADVANCED DRINKERS AND SHOULD ONLY BE ATTEMPTED IF YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO DRINKING. DRINKING BELOW THE AGE OF 21 IS ILLEGAL IN THE U.S. DON'T RISK IT. YOU WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING: 1) A straw. 2) A sharp knife, scissor, or lighter (any of these, not...

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If you could just up and move to another country, which one? Spain or Australia, but only if I were bankrolled.

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Would you ever take up photography as a career? Hell yeah! Do you have any idea how much a photographer can make? And it's a ridiculous social scene. But not a paparazzi. Those people are scum.

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How do i get a girl who already has a boyfriend to like me? You don't. You move on and become stronger from the experience.

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Who is the better "tough guy" actor? Al Pacino, or Robert DeNiro? Whomever you pick you also have to pick their best tough guy role in a movie. DeNiro.

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What is the cause of materialism at today's levels? Self-adoration.

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Is god a superstition, concept or delusion? Mis-perceived concept.

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What is the best answer for a guy to come up with when the girl asks "Where is this relationship going?" You say "It's going with our flow!" And if she asks you to elaborate, cut her off in mid-sentence by screaming "OH MY GOD! RUN! IT'S A [Fill in the blank with something threatening]" Fill in the blank before you shout it out, or you'll sound like an idiot shouting "OH MY GOD! RUN! IT'S A..."

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Would a true friend call you "ugly" behind your back? A true friend would do nothing negative behind your back.

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If you took all of the man-made objects from the ocean (boats, ships, planes, litter, etc, etc), would there be a noticeable drop in the world's see levels? If so, might this at least partly account for see level increases attributed to global warming? No, but I feel cows have made the world heavier and we need to handle that before the problem gets worse.

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Does it bother you if you are not clean? Depeds on the situation. If I'm at home and not doing anything, yes. If I'm in the field, it could be hot, humid, sticky, dirty, gritty, grimey, and nasty, I can smell like ass for a month and not care.

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Why at the age of seventeen does every law seem to be against me? Cuz you're damn-near-legal, but still a knucklehead! They've got to get you early to keep you from getting yourself or someone else killed. +5.

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Guess i'll never know how the bulgarian scam works? What's a Bulgarian Scam?

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What is my motivation to work as hard as I possibly can under pure socialism? Try no matter how hard things get, you'd still not be doing so under the rule of religious extremists who impose their crazy-fuck-shit laws under the penalty of excruciating death of you and your family. Yes, ointment for a cold, I know. But even placebos work sometimes.

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Is the blair witch project true because i barley watched it and it looks real to me but i want to make sure that it is? No. If it were real, that would make it property in a police investigation. It wouldn't have ended up as an edited movie. At best you'd find it as footage in Dateline, 20/20, or 60 Minutes.

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What do you think about this statement.."It is smarter to bet that God exists and to believe in him because if it turns out he is real, you win everything; if he is not, you lose nothing. So why not take the leap of faith?" I'll go with the leap of faith. But I have a problem with people telling me HOW to believe in God.

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Has anybody seen the movie Perfume? I'm watching it now. What did you think? No, just the previews. It looked way too stupid to spend any money on. How wrong was I on that conclusion?

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What is wrong with people? Women self injects silicone into her face. See link for video... That's the madness of vanity.

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What's something you shouldn't say to a police officer? Ok, seriously, this ticket... is this about me banging your wife?

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Why is it that smart people are generally referred to as socially inept? Because they spend more time reading and studying than they do drinking, stage diving, bar / pole dancing... It's not their fault. It's society's fault. Einstein once said "Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds."

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How often do you skip breakfast? I don't. That's just crazy.

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Did Nazi Germany have a moral leg to stand on? Is morality relative, or must there be a universal Standard? Yes, they did. But it got overshadowed the very second they lost their minds and began segregating. Their systematic annihilation of various peoples threw out their argument all together.

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What is the best title for a porn film you have heard of? Star Whores, Saving Ryan's Privates, Romancing the Bone, and Glad-he-ate-her.

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What happens when you mix individualism with consumerism? Porn?

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"A bad manager is someone who ___________" (Fill in the blank?) Results in the loss of money. That's the only answer.

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Besides liquor, what might you find at a liquor store? Never really paid attention. I'm often there with a purpose in mind.

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What happened to all the cavemen? I'M RIGHT HERE, BABY!

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What products should have warning labels? Umbrellas - May fall apart in 'xx mph' wind. Shaft may whip around and whack in you the face with turbulent wind.

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Would you kill an innocent child if it meant saving an entire city of people? Would this be of the 100-feet-tall, tantrum-prone variety?

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Your friend got drunk, stole and crashed an ATV that belonged to a friend of your father. What would you say to your friend, your dads friend, and your parents? (btw you're 17) You bite the bullet and work to get that person a brand new one, or repair the old one..

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Why do people believe that 9/11 was an inside job? Isn't that dumb? Woooooooow... You're just itching for an argument, huh? Kindly provide your take on what happened to Tower 7, please. And bear in mind, no piece of either of the planes had touched it.

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Should we question everything? As everything we perceive is often minimally dependent upon what we imagine, yes.

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What is the baddest dunk you have ever seen? There was that one time I fell through the mirror, but I scarcely remember what I looked like before crashing through my reflection.

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Who do you think you resemble? I look like a cross between Keanu Reeves and Fred Flinstone. And that's fine if you're Fred. If you're Keanu, it kind of sucks.

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Total or Special K, which do you prefer? Total! It's got WAY more vitamins and nutrients than any other cereal on the market. It turns my piss 'Top Job' yellow!

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What are the origins of mathematics? That's kind of vague. That's like asking what was the origin of the wheel.

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There's this guy at school and he keeps following the girls in my group around, he's really scary and all the girls find him really weird and don't like him following them around and trying to touch them. What can I do? You can purchase a can of pepper spray at most hardware stores. Spray him square in the face while everyone's looking. It'll show that you're not f---ing around. Good luck.

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Does anyone else think it is stupid that people act like robert pattinson is the greatest actor ever just because he played a shining glittery vampire? Yes, VERY PATHETIC.

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Why are human beings the only life form on earth that worship or believe in a Supreme Being? How do you define worship? My cat gets all friendly when she wants food. Humans are pretty much like cats in that way.

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How can I find real love? Well, if I were to go by your question, I'd say you're pretty needy. So you're on the right track.

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What can I do to make it look bigger? Look at it in a fun house mirror.

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Is it possible to remove a family curse? and how can it be done? It would be rude to call you an idiot. So I won't do that. Curses don't exist. There's just you screwing up your own life. Don't blame anyone else for your screwed up existence but yourself.

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What would happen if I traveled through a black hole? Hawking once said you'd travel somewhere else, possibly to another time. But then he reversed himself and said he was wrong. He hadn't provided much of an explanation. But his fellow theoretical physicists were so compelled by his first argument that they continue to contemplate it. They're left with the question of whether or not his disease was the cause of his reversing...

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You know that little boys like to play a prank on his friend by pulling his friend's pants...Why don girls play a prank by lifting her friend's skirt? Because girls play their 'Queen of the mountain' game with different rules than the boys' 'King of the mountain.' Their disrespect is based more on verbal disrespect.

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The smell of what food cooking brings back the happiest memories for you? Morning coffee.

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Is it a parents' right to train children their religion? (I won't give negative points here, even if I disagree with you.) Why wouldn't it be a parent's right? That right is what this country was founded on!

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This guy i know is 7 years older than me, he keeps getting really touchie feelie with me, how do i get him to stop? POOP IN HIS HAND! POOP IN HIS HAND!

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I tend to avoid people...not because i hate them..but it's just i'm not used to having friends....but everyone accuse me "arrogant"...Why do people judge before they know better? Because society exists by an unspoken, unwritten set of constantly evolving rules known as the 'Basic Assumption.' Basic assumption theory is presumably why Americans believe all Canadians are stupid, all Arabs are terrorists, and all attractive women have it easy. Basic Assumption mentality is the mother of all prejudices. ...

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Why do people start wars? Every conflict begins from within.

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Which is most important. Satisfying sex, or stimulating conversation? Sex when you're younger. Everything else when you're older.

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Do you ever have a sexual dream about someone you don't really want at all. No one really does. When you have those dreams, it means you really do want them. Yet people live by these stupid, self-imposed rules...

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What do aliens want with human butts, anyway? I should be so lucky! Every time I encounter one of those bug-eyed freaks, they go for the willie!

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How many days is it O.K. for a Guy or Girl to wear the same underwear? I am a Guy and I usually wear the same pare for 3 days before I change them. DUDE!!! TRY CHANGING THEM WHEN YOU SHOWER EACH NIGHT!!! YES, THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 10 PAIRS, OR WHATEVER NUMBER OF DAYS THAT PASSES BETWEEN LAUNDRY DAYS! JEEEEEEZUS!

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Where were you when you smelled the worst body odor you ever experienced? Who was the smell wafting from? WTF kind of a question is that!?! ...anyway, I was on a subway car, and this man who seemed like he hadn't wiped his ass in months walked on and sat down, acting all pissed off at people as if they were the ones who hadn't showered.

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Is it ok for a guy to hit a girl when she strikes first and multiple times and is meaning to hurt and you warn her not to? If she's half your weight, you can restrain her without hitting her if she's ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED to hurt you. If she's big enough to lay one on you, and she's relentlessly coming after you, lay one back.

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As an artist what is your medium? Mine is oil pastel. :) Oh and could you tell me why you have chosen that as your medium? Thanks in advance. Adobe Photoshop. does that count?

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Which airline would you least like to travel on? SPIRIT. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SPIRIT AIRLINES. THEY STEAL LUGGAGE. I swear they steal luggage.

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How long would one hundred dollars last you? Why?

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Is staying up late, bad for your health? Not necessarily, but getting less than 7 hours of sleep is bad for your health.

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If you are a Roman Cathoic do you have to bury your toes if they are cut off? No! Why do people get this wrong? You have to place the week-old toes in a mayonnaise jar full of holy water. THEN you bury that, but you have to take at least one hour doing burying it while reciting the rosary. Tell them I sent you.

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How do you get over a obession of a hot guy? Christ, stop stalking me!

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Beware of______________(Can you fill the blank with nonsense?) The Blob. That movie was how my mom got me to stop picking my nose for months.

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Is there a show on tv that you just can't stand? CW11 MORNING NEWS, but my lady whines when I change the channel.

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Can you choose which navy base you live on If you're worried about where you're going to live, you might not want to consider the military as a career alternative.

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Brad Pitt in Troy or Gerard Butler in 300? Pretty bad-ass comparison. I'll watch both movies this weekend and give you an answer afterward. But my girlfriend says 'Brad.'

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Should a Christian ever champion a cause that is not specifically in promotion of the gospel? You want to go to hell and die forever in Satan's colon! Dear God no! Go wash yourself in a river of fish, you heathen!

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Do you think things like elevators and escalators plays a role in america's obesity's high rates? No. But I gave thought to the concept of how something as common as escalators generally make people lazier. It got me thinking about how technology is really making us all lazier and self-absorbed. The Unabomber had an argument in that direction (although I don't advise working through the argument the way he had).

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Do you beleive that Michelle Jackson really did all thoughs things to little kids? I'm beginning to have my doubts.

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Give me an answer or a source to an answer and receive 120 Flash Fire points: What's it cost to open a small Deli / grocery store in a cheap neighborhood in New York City? Gotta ask: Do you host porn sites?

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Is it wrong to seek a woman outside your race more than to seek one within your race when most of the ones of your race in your local area have less core values in common with you than ones of other races? I feel it's wrong to base your parameters on race. If you're into black women, you just might be casting away the Asian, white, Hispanic (etc) jewel that could bring you happiness. DO NOT CONFUSE RACE AND CLASS, as I trust you haven't. There's good and bad in every culture. You just have to pick through the 'bad apples.', you know?

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Why is it that the fancier the restaurant the longer you have to wait to be served? Because the wait staff are busy lamenting about how they have to serve the likes of you.

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Were you ever suspended, punished or thrown out of school? Arrested and expelled. Acquired my GED, went to Fordham and graduated with a Bachelor's. Went to the military and proudly served. All I needed was proper guidance. The school system dropped the ball.

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Do you drink Iced Coffee? (please see link) I gave up on coffee all together because of the things I feel caffeine does to you. I the coffee industry is walking the path that the cigarette industry treaded so many decades ago.

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Did you use to fight with your brother/sister when you were growing up? Do you regret the fights now that all of you are grown? Yes, we used to fight like cats and dogs. It's not the fights I regret - it's being related to the likes of him and other members of my family. He continues to be a bullying asshole with his children and it continues to bite him in the ass as he refuses to learn. Sadly, he's become sheepish in my presence.

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Matthew 21:43 ((Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof)) what is this nation? Any nation sheepish enough to follow.

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How do you deal with people who treat you like you're stupid and like you're a waste of time to be around? Relegate them to the status of non-existence. If you have to work with them, talk to them on a professional level only. Whenever they try to speak something socially, just look at your nails or paperwork or something then casually walk away in mid-sentence. It'll bother them like it'll bother anyone else.

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What has God given you? The potential to do more, like God provided for everyone. Take for example: Stephen Hawking.

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Would you ever date someone who is married No. What kind of asswipe would so such a thing?

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What do you think is the most boring sport? I'd say 'Golf', but drunken hecklers have been making it interesting lately.

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Church and State; Seperate or together? More like non-existent and tolerable.

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Should there be another beverly hills cop movie I imagine they'll run out of ideas soon enough and make one.

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Will there be a movie sequel for eragon Are you kidding?

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Will there be a sequel to wanted Don't think so.

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What is better a prequel or sequel I'm more partial to prequels.

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I've been learning a lot about Roman Catholicism, and I find it intruiging. Mainly, I've found that they have a logical answer for everything they believe, unlike many other religions. Does anyone else know much about it, and what is your opinion of it? Just because you find the answers "logical" doesn't mean they actually are. Funny thing about Roman Catholicism. The institution appears to worship in Roman style, and so worships Rome as much as the God they profess to follow. Every Catholic Church you'll ever enter always has scripture in Latin inscribed visibly somewhere on its walls. Punctious Pilate was as much...

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Do you know any famous people's adress?{Im trying to see how many famous people are going to write back} I'm pretty famous. What do you need?

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Why do "skinheads" shave their heads? For combat.

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time? Play a corpse in necro porn flick.

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What comes to mind when I say "Flint Balls"? What Wilma got after the divorce.

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Would you date a girl with tattoos? If yes, then how many is too many? If no, then why not? As long as she's sexy and confident, anything goes. Go to Suicidegirls.com and have a look. I'd date most of those girls if I had a chance.

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What did the one finger say to the other finger..? Watch where you point that thing!

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Is belief in God and human progress incompatible? I don't believe in the God everyone presumes exists. I don't think our God is as benevolent as most swear it is. But I feel the mere acknowledgment of the God that made it all happen is integral to our progress. Even if such an entity doesn't exist, the very belief in one can serve as a higher aspect of our own reason, causing many to make the harder decisions typically not...

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How do you become a SLAB? (sexy lady of answerbag) Why is this even a category?

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What comes to mind when i say "Al-Qaeda" Weak-minded, delusional, low-self-esteem-having DOUCHEBAGS with too much anger. It's the same thing that comes to mind whenever I hear of a number of any extremist groups.

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What is one song title that contains the word 'money' or 'cash'? Billy Idol, Money Money. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVlfs84YBRs

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Bikes or Cars , what do u prefer? Bikes.

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Do you like the band White Lion? What is your favorite song? Their remake of RADAR LOVE.

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27 years ago i had my womb taken out,so why do i feel like theirs something moving in my stomach. Maybe you're just hungry?

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In what ways are you preparing for 2012? I'm stocking up on magic meteor proof hats and raincoats to sell at 'reasonable' prices.

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How can a 15 year old get easy money? Try a job. Jobs are easy. Selling is hard.

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What do you think of when you you hear the word FEAR? Loss of reason in the face of a threat.

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I say "Red Carpet" you say? Funny, she doesn't look like a natural red head.

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Will China be able to war with America at any time? They can go to war whenever they want. The real question is, would they ever be able to defeat us in a way the US defeats other nations?

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I want to be a teacher one day; would it be unprofessional for me to get a lip ring? I am still in college. Not really. I know a guy who has tattoos creeping up his neck and encroaching on his face. He's a music teacher in an exclusive Private School on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

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If you were required to run at this very moment, how far would you get? It would depend on where I'd have to go and how soon I'd have to get there.

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Who would you fear the most....An Angel or a Demon? Why would I fear an angel?

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Why do some men want to be with women who are only into them for the money? Because those women allow themselves to be sexually controlled for that money and some men with money are so needy, that it's worth it for them to pay money for them. It's sad, really.

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How do you stop being a miserable, self-absorbed, sad, lonely person? Enlist in the Army and go to Iraq. It'll put a spark in your butt.

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Finish: Without me the world would be _________? not much different than it is with me.

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Whats the best way to cook a dead chicken? Well for one, kudos to you for making sure it's dead first.

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I'm waiting for_________. Godot.

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CAN A WOMAN LACKTATE WITHOUT BEING PREGNANT? YES, but it might not be very healthy. If you know a woman who is, she should go see a doctor as soon as possible.

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What would be the funniest thing to yell in public Depends on the circumstances, but people are generally so stupid in society nowadays, "OW, MY BALLS!" seems to work well.

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What would you do if I threw a flip flop at you? Duck like a Showlin Kung-Fu master. Comes from years of training from age 5 - 16 (thanks mom!).

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Name a movie you have watched that touched your heart. WALL*E!!!! If you've got Netflix, you must watch it tonight!

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I'm very interested in a good friend at work; he's married, however he's obviously also smitten with me. We really enjoy spending time together, and do so a lot. Knowing that he is married should I still consider this? How can I give the ri REMEMBER: Karma's a bitch.

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Someone I know blames others' bad advice or lack of advice for his own bad choices, but when people want to give him good advice, he says "don't tell me what to do". How do you help someone like that? You don't. Just stop hanging out with him.

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Why are you special? Because I had to escape from my fathers nuts and through my mom's tubes just to make it into the end zone. I beat MILLIONS of others to the prize. You try running a marathon with those odds against you. I won, damn it.

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Is Mars more interesting than the moon? They say there's a better chance of colonizing on Mars than on the moon, since Mars has an atmosphere, and might be subject to manipulation (it's been suggested that at some point, they might be able to change it to an earth-like atmosphere). It's also the first planet we've been able to explore.

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Are you hungover most Sundays? It would be a real waste of time and money if I were.

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Im sitting in my bedroom as my parents violently argue downstairs. I am fed up with my life.Its so repetitive and mundane.I feel like running away from all this but its it is almost impossible to. What shall i do. i hate my life!!! I know it sounds harsh, but suck it up kid. There are a lot worse things in the world.

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Why do animals sleep more than people? Because they don't have to pay taxes.

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Who the hell do you think you are? Someone destined for some awesome shit now that I have a plan.

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I answered this before. Let's see what kind of responses I get. Am I a figment of your imagination, are you a figment of mine, or both? We're actually a figment of each other's and much of what you see with your own eyes is actually subject to your imagination without you even realizing it.

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Why do people use the word "gay" as an insult? Does it really offend anyone? It will fade out of fashion, but not as quickly as people would prefer. It'll take time.

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Can anyone tell me why God keeps taking away the people i love. i don't understand why it doesnt get easier, rather the more i lose people the more painful it gets. God doesn't take people. It just happens, just like everything else.

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There is still a 7 day waiting line for the Iphone 3gs at the local AT&T stores. Have you experienced this too? Absolutely not! What store are going to? You can get it on the spot if you go early or late enough.

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Do you know anyone who puts on their make up before they go to bed at night to sleep? Hookers?

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Atheist think hitler&stalin are christians,who are in hell according to the bible.& all unbelievers go to hell according to the bible,& true christians who are described by 1 John are in heaven.Who are hitler & stalin more like?True Christian or atheist? Wow. You failed English, didn't you?

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What's one thing you might you see on a farm? A tipped cow.

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Would you rather live alone or with someone? ALONE IS LOOKING REALLY FUCKIN' GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!

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What kind of cookies do you like? They don't make them anymore. They were called "David's Cookies." Anyone remember them?

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Are answerbaggers mainly in favor of conservatism or liberalism? (fiscally) From my experience, I'd say most are liberal.

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Can you name a movie that was as bad as Flash Gordon? CAPTAIN AMERICA (The Red Skull is NOT Italian!)

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How many men on Answerbag like to cook? It depends on how you mean. I enjoy cooking Thanksgiving dinner and I get a nice thrill when I undertake the task of making something simple, tasty and healthy. I really like doing it when I have the time. But it can be a chore.

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At what age did you realize that the world is not a friendly place? How? Age twelve at around Christmas time. I just wanted a tree and went out with twelve bucks because I figured having a tree would make my unemployed mom feel better. The cheapest "charlie brown tree" was about $40.00. Trying to haggle with tree merchants only had me arguing with them. In my opinion, that was the nicest, possible way to learn that lesson.

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Do you think women should or should not be allowed in combat and why? The same reason why I feel men shouldn't engage in combat: children end up the victims.

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Why is it when whites show their superiority at something its called racist. Yet when other minorities do something somewhat decent they are lauded with praise? I don't understand your question: When "minorities do something somewhat decent"? What's an example of "decent"? But to answer what I think you might be asking: "Why is it that when minorities do something somewhat RACIST they are lauded with praise?" BECAUSE people are stupid. They believe two wrongs make a right. For example: Sonia...

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My baby has developed a small patch of discoloration near the top of her leg, it isn't dark pigment, it looks almost as though she has been bleached (she is white, just not that pale!) Any information would be greatly appreciated FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... SHE'S NOT TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE!

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Just want to know if i take things too seriously... if your bf knew you were jealous of your younger, prettier, extroverted sister and constantly says: (read msg for details) You REALLY need to move on to the next guy. But consider being more like your sister after the fact and do it for the next guy. ;D

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Personal work reference.. who can I use? Anyone you worked with whom you hadn't pissed off, but just bear in mind, anything can be found over the Internet. Your best bet is to go to a temp agency and submit the references there. They get paid to find you jobs and would probably be willing to overlook less than savory references.

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If you killed somebody you believed to be a zombie can you be prosecuted? Lets say someone knocked on your door with a severed limb groaning and you truly believe they've turned into a zombie,could you be done for murder even if you are protecting yself Some people do that after they've been in an accident. Covered in blood and dust, people tend to look like zombies. It's how they look after they've been in an accident. After having experienced a traumatizing experience that involved the loss of a limb and a good deal of blood, they might not be able to mutter anything passed a groan or two. ...you may have killed some...

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The song 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaak is the best song ever? Are you drunk? I tend to say things like that when I'm drunk and some song pops onto the or ends up being played at a bar. I mean I don't just say it, I consider it and voice it to the person next to me. Sometimes I'll insist and challenge the person to a fight for doubting it. I might throw a beer and begin singing very loud. I don't drink so much anymore.

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I say "Virgin" you say? 7th Grade.

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? Taking a large bat to his frail knees while wearing a dark mask.

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Do you know anyone in a gang? No. It's an interesting question. Why do you ask?

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True OR False? You generally have more than 2 cups of Coffee in the day? I used to have about a quart a day. Then I discovered that it was affecting my health in a really bad way. They say it's not bad for you. It's a lie. It's the 1940's cigarette industry all over again. It might be the catalyst behind the autoimmune disorders experienced by 80% of everyone in the U.S.

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Are you tired of hearing about Micheal Jackson and his death? Holy shit, he died? WHEN!?!

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Atheist: what are your thoughts on exorcism? (check out the link) This video is why Christians and other devoutly religious nut groups receive no respect. I take a few photos and scream like a loon and you'll accept it as an exorcism? Have you ever considered that the powers that be have a vested interest in the cultivation of a society whose members believe in that sort of archaic cause and effect nonsense!?!

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Shias mocking America! (link) This is news to you? There are Americans who've said worse.

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How long could you survive if you were lost? That would depend on where I'm lost. If I'm lost in the forest, I'd say I wouldn't be lost for very long. If I were lost in Afghanistan, about 4.5 minutes.

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I'm a teen trying to convert from catholicism to buddhism. My question is what do they say when praying? DO the pray directly to buddah or just his teachings? Buddhism is erroneously practiced as a religion, but it's not. It's a philosophy. Siddhartha never claimed to be anything more than a man. But please, feel free to abandon Catholicism. That religion has more to do with oppressive rule and less to do with God.

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What book did you last purchase? Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk.

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The Universe: Result of a Chance Accident or the Result of an Intelligent Creator? I'll go with the possibility of an intelligent creator, only because there's so much complex stuff about the Universe I know nothing about. I'm alive. I live, I breathe, just like you do. Wouldn't it be just a touch arrogant to presume that there's nothing greater than that? HOWEVER... By that, I do not mean to infer that what we presume to know about God is...

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time? It'll take a long time. Years of working, but it's possible. Read Rich Dad Poor Dad.

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How old will you be in 2012? QUESTIONS LIKE THESE ARE USED TO DETERMINE A PERSON'S KEY INFORMATION TO ACCESS THEIR BANK ACCOUNT. YOU ASK A QUESTION ABOUT THEIR AGE, THEIR LAST NAME, THEIR MOM'S MAIDEN NAME (THAT QUESTION OFTEN COMES WITH THE NOVELTY QUIZ "WHAT IS YOUR [PORN / STAR WARS / TRANSFORMER / ETC] NAME?" AS YOUR ANSWER HISTORY ON AB IS LISTED FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, THE PERSON WHO ASKS...

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I don’t know how to flirt. What are some tried-and-true ways to flirt? When flirting, you have to compliment the woman on something she looks like she put some consideration into. If her nails are well manicured, tell her you find the particular color of her nails sexy on a woman. Do the same for an item of clothing, her hair, or outfit, but don't say the same thing again and again and don't say it all at once. Then invite her to hang out sometime....

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Guys:Which of these quilities could you NOT tolerate in a woman one who smelt funny, one who cried a lot or was clingy, one who had a big nose, one who had small boobs, one who snored in bed, or someone who was taller than you Funny smell and clingy & crying... NAH. I can work with everything else. Small boobs are cute and I dated an Arab chick once, so I could get passed the big nose. I snore worse than anyone and tall is kind of sexy. But smell, tears, and neediness is beyond a turnoff.

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How tall would you guess I am in this picture? By your arm length alone, I'd say you're pretty tall - at somewhere between 5'8 - 5'10.

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Why do people who dont belive in a God feel the need to always have some one else prove God does exsist? oh cause they are not happy unless they can degrade someone elses beliefs? Evanfris25, you seem to be the subject of your own question. It would seem like you're looking for a "non-believer" to pick a fight with.

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Why do people who dont belive in a God feel the need to always have some one else prove God does exsist? oh cause they are not happy unless they can degrade someone elses beliefs? I think I know what you're upset about. I don't know about staunch atheists, but my problem isn't with people who believe in God, but with people who believe that God exists in the way organized religion says God exists. I'm not going to tell people "This is God because that's how God wanted it." because I don't know God. But I know man. Man is greedy...

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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen? Not that it was the worst, but this one requires special mention at being such a monumental disappointment: TRANSFORMERS 2 - REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

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Do you live in a high crime area? Lots of shootings drugs etc. I went shopping for food today. I followed a spotted blood trail that led around the corner and down the block to the next avenue. Some nights there's gunfire from the project development across the street from my apartment. ASSHOLES roar down the avenue in broad daylight on dirtbikes that are not street legal. The whiz and out of - and sometimes against - traffic. The cops appear...

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What do you think about those people who worship Satan? I think they need to wake up to the heavenly light and learn of the true forgiveness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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What do you think about those people who worship Satan? They're about as retarded as those who worship Christ because Satan was created by the Church to give their followers something to fear and fight against.

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If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what phrases would it say? "What're you, fuckin' kidding me?" "Oh, get the fuck out of here!" "Kisses, slut! Kisses, or you don't eat!" (to my cat - say it at least three times daily) "God, what a douchebag!" I'll think of a few more.

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I say "Sarah Palin" you say? SWEEEET piece of ass. I often feel as if I'm the only one who feels this way.

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What do you think of John Cena? Wish I could look like that. But after seeing "The Wrestler", I would hope he's putting his money somewhere it'll grow after he's done with wrestling.

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Are relationships more likely to break if the couples differ on important issues? No. They break with regard to how they approach those issues.

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What would you do if your adult son/daughter wanted to move back in with you? If you've got the room, let him or her in. However, get him / her to understand that if s/he has the means, that s/he should help out with as much as 25 percent of overall expenses since housing and adult is just as expensive as housing a child. If s/he can't manage because of a job loss, help your child until s/he can get back on his / her feet.

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Where is your GOD now? The same place God was earlier. Where are you?

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Do you know anyone that's killed somebody? Possibly. But it's hard to prove that type of thing, you know?

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If your boyfriend or girlfriend asked you to marry you RIGHT NOW what would you say? If we had the means to make things work, I'd be all about it.

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Have you ever watched a movie that changed your life or your way of thinking in some way? Requiem for a Dream did that for me. FIGHT CLUB! It works on an infinite number of levels and it made me a HUGE Chuck Palahniuk fan! And in keeping with a theme from another of you're recently answered questions, you should pick up "Invisible Monsters" by Chuck P. http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Invisible-Monsters/Chuck-Palahniuk/e/9780393319293/?itm=14

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Who licked your face last? My cat. I hold her hostage in my arms with my cheek all up in her face while repeating the word "Kishes!" Sometimes she'll bare her teeth for a few seconds, then start licking.

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Remember when tv was better to watch before the reality tv shows started, who agrees? Oh HELL YEAH. Even sitcom reruns had more depth. Used toilet paper has more depth!

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What is something you find it hard to accept about yourself, but deep down you know to be true? I'm losing my hair.

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How much does it cost to set up a marijuana grow room? Now you're thinking! Risky investments are what made this country work! God speed!

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How much gas do you use in your vehicle weekly?and how long does it last on adverage? I'd say a good 9 cubic feet, at 98 parts per million - 210 if I eat taco bell.

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Is Obama's 'yes we can' mantra facing a big test? I'm beginning to see that, yes.

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Do some people hate you? Yes. I love it. It shows how prone most are to manipulation.

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What possible disorder is outbursts of anger (mainly when i can't control a situation), lack of desire to do much of anything when i'm off work, desire to control my surroundings, i get angry when someone tells me what to do, No disorder. You just have bad learned behaviors. You're pissed off all of the time. You might be insecure about things and lack confidence. There's nothing wrong with that if you're willing to change.

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What makes humans better than animals?(And don't say we where made in Gods image because i don't believe in any god.) The complex ways we're capable of understanding and communicating with each other.

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What do you think of this statement? "Abortion is premeditated murder" THAT IS SO FALSE!!! IT SHOULD READ "Abortion is state-sanctioned premeditated murder"

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If you saw a young, homeless, crippled kid in a wheelchair (the only limb he had was his right arm which he used to push and steer his wheelchair) and a bunch of punk kids kicked him over and urinated on him, what would you do? Feed them the contents of the pepper spray cans I carry daily and call that a starting point. Did this actually happen?

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Where have you gotten Food Poisoning from? Soft shell taco from a Tex Mex takeout served by less than hygienic Asians. I almost died.

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Would gay people be safe in your neighborhood? I don't see why not.

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Can you make up an original never before heard of awsome super power?and if not wy do you think not Even old power can be cool if you give it a new twist. The power to control gravity in a different way. The hero / villain can make any object as light as an atom or as heavy as the planet he's on. He can make his body gravitationally dense, giving him / her near invulnerability (although most of the time it would be unnecessary since making missiles and bullets 1000X as heavy would...

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Are you or do you know anyone thats good at writing dialogue and can help write a comic book story and wants to start a comic I have a screen play that I've been wanting to put into graphic novel form. If you're talking about something like that, give me a head's up.

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How would you go about handling a love triangle??? Is it worth the trouble? Getting busted only makes you feel and look REALLY STUPID.

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What is 'Fight Club' about? It is THE ONLY MOVIE YOU'LL EVER NEED TO WATCH!!!

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Are you or do you know anyone thats good at writing dialogue and can help write a comic book story and wants to start a comic Why, are you an artist?

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I'm going to treatment for alcoholism on Tuesday. I'll be gone for a month. What do you think? Congratulations on growing a pair and taking control! There's no limit to the amount of success you'll have after you've mastered the discipline required to conquer that demon. God Speed.

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What's the one thing you would say to a suicidal person to try and convince them to spare their own life? You say "Hey retard! We're all going to die anyway! Just be patient and wait your turn!"

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Smacking children- right or wrong? WAY WRONG - NO MATTER HOW GOOD IT FEELS!

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Have you changed religions more than once during your life? Catholic, agnostic. End of list.

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What is a nicer way of saying "he no longer works here" That fucker's GONE! (Said in a drunken southern accent).

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Is Puerto Rico a state making it 51 states in the United States or are we still 50 states in the United States? No. Puerto Rico is what's known as a Commonwealth. It's property of the US, but its citizens don't have to pay federal taxes while enjoying the benefits of them.

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What ever happened to the Karate Kid guy Danielson? Did he ever make any other movies? You mean Ralph Macchio? Yeah, he was in My Cousin Vinnie and a number of other movies. Here they are. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001494/

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I'm losing the use of my legs from an unknown disease. Do you take your legs for granted sometimes? I was thinking about this yesterday as I was walking in the park. I was upset about something and brought myself back with the idea of not being able to walk. I do that sometimes to stifle my whining and snapping back into perspective.

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If Jesus had been killed with a sword, or gun...would you wear those as symbols around your necks? I've often wondered if Jesus was born during the reign of Napoleon, would people carry razors around their necks.

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What do you do to cure your boredom Masturbate to porn or go for a walk to local Barnes and Noble to read and view eye candy.

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This question is for women. what is the best way for any one to aproch you and what was the worst pick up line you heard? If a guy needs a line, he really shouldn't be talking. He should be working on his personality.

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I say "fake orgasm" you say? Why.

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Do American men find latin women attractive? Why or why not? By "American men", do you mean white men? Because I'm what people would consider "Latino", yet I was born and raised in the U.S., just like my parents were. But I'll answer your question since I'm an "American man." I tend to find the more educated, intelligent, even-tempered Latinas to be the hottest women in the world. Sadly, in my almost 40...

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Name the bank you have an account with it? The question tells you which bank to tap. All of your other questions are pretty funky too. When calling banks via telephone, the following question in this link is used to help verify identity by some banks. "Do you have a nick name you call your parents?" http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1564687 As does this one. "About whom you are thinking right now?" ...

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Name the bank you have an account with it? Between that and my fantasy name (Star Wars name, Porn Name, etc), you'd think you were fishing for account information.

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What is your favorite weapon? My mind.

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Who is the worst person you could possibly cheat on a partner with? Joe, the sixty-something year old fat guy in the barber shop who runs an illegal numbers game. He just sits there all day reading the paper. He wears a red cardigan and dull green pants. He doesn't say much and rarely showers. Yeah, my lady would be pissed if I went down on Joe.

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Fox news. Objective and honest reporting? Holy shit, what planet are you from?

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Colon cancer has gotten a lot of media attention even to the point that Katie Couric had a colonoscopy live on the air. Yet, less than half of the adults over 50 do not get one done. What are your thoughts on why these are not more routinely done? Am I wrong for being turned on by that?

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My 18 yr old daughter met a guy in a chat room from out of state and in the military and she now calls him her boyfriend though they haven't met face to face she wants to fly to visit him what should I do? Yes, she is an adult, but even adults make some dumbass decisions. Even adults get raped and killed (it's true!).

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By resigning Sarah Palin has managed to become even more annoying than she was before. True or false? Absolutely, but oh my God what a piece of ass!

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Are you Straight / Gay / Bi / Other? Womanizer.

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Where were you when Michael jackson died? I was in an Urban Outfitters.

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Any body got any good money raising ideas when you have nothing to sell? Massages - 1 dollar a minute for the first ten, $25.00 for 20 minutes. 40 for a half hour. I didn't say it would be gratifying.

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Do you think OJ Simpson got away with murder? Yep. Or had her killed.

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Does the fact that a waitress might have kids to feed enough to justify leaving her the full tip even though she gave bad service? HELL NO. A better waitress might also have kids to feed and may keep that in mind while serving a customer. The money you spend on the bad mom / waitress' tip could go to the better mom / waitress next time.

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Why are the 7 deadly sins calledthe 7 deadly sins? Because if they were called the 7 cuddly fluffy bunny sins, they wouldn't scare people away from them as much. . It should be noted that any 1st world economy is pretty much based on these sins by way of advertising.

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What's the funniest thing your grandfather ever said to you, when you were a child? He told me a joke: A Rabbi, Priest and a Mexican are floating out in the water (please don't ask why they were hanging out together). A shark swam up to them and ate the Rabbi and the Priest whole, leaving the Mexican free to swim home. As he swam, the Mexican prayed through his tears (in Spanish), "Oh dear father lord in heaven! Thank you for sparing my life! Tell me lord! Why would...

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Is it ok to talk about how hot someone else is to your S.O.? Me and my lady girl watch. It's great.

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Why is it that you never see men eating yogurt in commercials? Aren't men allowed to? It's a porn thing. Porn is the reason why men don't care for yogurt.

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Do you think Michael Jackson will ever be forgotten? Consider this: How much notoriety did the likes of Johan Sebastian Bach, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Frédéric François Chopin reach? The world isn't getting any smarter, and Michael DID provide some pretty beautiful songs (IE Human Nature). No. He's won his place in history.

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A black widow was hiding in a planter which we moved. This spider fell into my car and quickly crawled under the rear seats, but the car has been outside in hot temperatures. Is it likely that this spider is alive? Yes, very likely. I'd have the car fumigated.

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Just need some outsiders opinions. I am 20 not in college or anything, but I will one day. But I have been thinking about the Army, Navy or Coast Guard, I can't choose! Can I still start College and do some type of National service? Join the Navy Reserves. You may have to do a deployment or two, but it'll serve you in the long run.

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If science could prove absolutely 100% that God did not exist, would you still believe if you believe now? That's kind of a paradoxical question since God created science.

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Have you ever been hurt by a church so badly it made you want to quit your religion? Yes. And I'm glad I did. It was an eye opener.

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I am having the nerves taken out of one of my teeth,will the tooth be taken out aswell?if not will my tooth rott afterwards? Shouldn't you ask the surgeon?

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Holding an open bottle of vodka might be Foolish, if you are where? Behind the wheel of a semi doing 90. Actually, that's pretty damned lethal.

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What is the difference between erosion and corrosion? When something erodes, it's falling apart with time. When something corrodes, it's falling apart due to some intermittent element that affects its change.

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What is one everyday task or event that, oddly, you associate with a sexual act? Sticking my finger in the jelly.

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Do you feel it's right or wrong for one to change their original sex? I won't say right or wrong because I don't know. I'll say I have a problem with it: Doctors supposedly screen candidates for trans gender operation prior to surgery for sometime before deciding to operate. What criteria do they use to determine that the person, born a man, is actually a woman? Do the pre-op males have to conform to some type of profile? If so, what does it...

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Is it wrong to rob a drug dealer that sells drugs to children? Hey man, life is hard. Play harder.

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What was the last green thing you ate? I had green beans today for lunch. My snot. Needed something salty.

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Is it a bad thing if your s/o is checking up on you on Answerbag? Yeah, tell her to stop being a needy bitch. Tell you what, I'll tell her. Hey! Stop being such a needy bitch and let your boyfriend have cyber-sex with us all in peace, ya hoe! ...ya don't have to thank me, sweetheart. ;D Now what did you say you did with that whip cream last weekend?

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Can you name a movie that was as bad as Flash Gordon? Hey, FLASH GORDON IS A CAMPY TIME-HONORED MASTERPIECE!!!

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Why is it that some of us are just not happy when we are single? how do you get over this or what helps? Try getting laid.

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Finish this:OMG there`s a _______ in my house. REALLY HOT WOMAN

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Why doesn't God perform a spectacular miracle and prove himself? I would've thought this whole life thing would've been enough.

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How do you control a FEAR of BUGS PHOBIA? You eat 12. You have to fight through your disgust of the first six or seven. By your eighth one, you're just nauseous, but you can handle them. After 11, they start to taste like custard-filled pastries.

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Isint this the cutest escape story ever? I think it's the reference to their "full bellies" that did it.

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What is the best type of martial arts for self defense, judo, jujitsu, or karate? It depends on what you're partial to. I like Akido.

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Do You Find CATFIGHTS Sexy? Only when they're over me, physically and politically.

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What type of weapon is an AK-47? It's a pretty bad-ass assault rifle designed for trench warfare. Its maximum effective range on a point target (a target the average shooter can hit given proper training) is 300 yards. However, given the heavy grain of the rounds and its rapid rate of fire, the aim is dramatically thrown off in 'auto' mode, leaving the shooter with the 'spray and pray' method of...

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It's time to go home. How are you going to get there? On foot.

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Is there any mental conditioning that I can do to help me prevent getting light-headed, or from going into shock, after I experience a tremendous amount of pain from an injury? There's a time-honored breathing exercise known as sucking it up. Works with Marines.

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What is the secret of not being single? Being able to put up with a boring and often emotionally turbulent life style. Lucky us.

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I am a lesbian do you still like me? I don't dislike you because you're a lesbian, if that's what you're getting at. I mean we both have something in common: a nice appreciation for women!

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What's worse: A smart dogmatic Christian that can rationalize absurd claims or a stupid Atheist that doesn't know what he's talking about? Both are equally asinine. Sorry.

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If a homeless person asked you for a cuddle instead of money, would you give him/her one? I think I kind of understand your point. But the homeless person would probably need more than a cuddle. Way to bring up a depressing scenario.

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Discuss the growth of Church the year 1000 on. How did the Church maintain and display its authority? By bullying really gullible, needy, and often physically strong people.

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African American, why do you still strongly worship white man's Christian beliefs, when they were forced over your traditional ancestral spiritual beliefs when captured & slaved? (to understand more, please see my answer below) No offense intended. You answered your own question right before the question mark.

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How can help you help other who don't really want help, someone who just wants you to be there when they want you there? You don't help them. And you don't be there just because they want you there. You have to make a gut-check decision about them.

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Why does early death scare people so much? Because we're trained to be afraid.

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My wife calls me a fat slob & pig because I burp when eating. To me this is to say I like her cooking. What do you think? If she doesn't like it, how about you not do it. I don't think you feel you're complimenting her cooking. I think you're just trying to be funny by getting on her nerves.

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Never date a guy who ......................? Religious.

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Do you ever think that "homeless people" fake being homeless just to get some extra cash? I gotta tell you, I've been giving the idea of trying it out for a day some thought.

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Why are people so afraed of sharks? Because people are afraid of anything remotely frightening. And it's funny because sharks attack about a dozen people a year, yet there's an entire market based on the consumption of sharks.

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Has God gone away? It's one of my personal beliefs that God is non-interventionist. It's kind of a clause of the whole free will thing. I also feel that either a) God has not gone away because the Universe would not work in proper order if there were no God or b) God is dead and the functioning Universe is merely an echo of God's wake that's slowly deteriorating.

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Why do so many people believe in god there is no way he can actually exist but peple still believe Well, you refer to God as a 'he' so I'm guessing you still aren't too sold on the idea of a God existing. I don't believe in the God everyone else believes in. I've opted to believe that there's a cognitive entity responsible for everything you see on a daily basis and I've chosen to acknowledge its existence in the hopes that it's a benevolent...

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Is it wrong to shower naked with your children? Not if it's your kid or your niece or nephew 3 yrs old or less. Other than that, just bathe the kid, ya freak.

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Do you know anything about money beyond knowing how to spend it on things that won't get you more money in return? Here it is.

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The cats after me..How do I escape from his evil clutches? Curl up into a ball and scream "NOT IN THE FACE! NOT IN THE FACE!"

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The cats after me..How do I escape from his evil clutches? Pepper spray. Or rub your hands with an orange rind if you want to be nice about it.

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What are you doing right now? Why? Are you looking to break into my home?

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Would you consider it cheating if your BF/GF received a lap dance from a stripper? Not at all! There's an industry secret amongst strippers I once learned that I'm going to share with you here, on Answerbag... ...they're not interested.

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How come the Atheists only attack Christians but not Muslims? Because Muslims know the cost of pushing the cause of a religion and contrary to what you hear on CNN, they're not all that quick to jump on that train.

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How come the Atheists only attack Christians but not Muslims? Are you kidding? What do you think Iraq is all about? If you ask me, Christians got the better end of the deal.

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Do you think being asked your hand in marriage on Valentines Day is tacky? Not at all! Although, my parents were actually married on Valentine's day. They're divorced now.

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Do you know anybody born on July 4th? One of Obama's daughters.

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How dos a sprit comeback fromthe dead It doesn't. Whatever energy that makes a body moves more than likely discorporates and becomes part of something (maybe someone) else. http://science.discovery.com/videos/skeptical-inquirer-after-death-experience.html

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Do you believe that children are smarter than they are given credit for? Why or why not? Yes. Because people presume that when children are in the corner of the room playing that it's all they're doing. They don't consider that every child is naturally a learning machine, and so a child's attention span is a lot wider than most adults.

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