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Anyone ever seen this password site? You could type a letter by moving your fingers left, couldn't you? Link in first answer, btw http://lifehacker.com/5516188/

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Im 15 and my parents dont want me i cut myself and im suicidal the only thing i ask for if that my parents love me everything i do is wrong i want a foster home but they wont sign me over i'm thinkin bout just killin myself so they can be happy, should i? Share your answer here...

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Have you heard the song "Again" by Seth James? FINALLY, a good audio of this incredible undiscovered song. Why is this not all over radio?! POWERFUL truth, too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJXuuZ6Dnow

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Why is Texas so BIG? Love this answer! Sensing a bit or sarcasm here?

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Anyone else heard this song? Whaddya think? Forgot to include it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnxLZU2tVMg

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Can you train for a 1/2 marathon in seven weeks if you are in "decent" shape? Nov. 15 is the race, my first 1/2. Where are great resources online for training? (Details on my overall health are in first answer.) I am 40. 5'8" 155 lbs. My work requires brisk walking 5-7 miles a day, so I'm in fairly good shape. No health issues to speak of...

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My baby has developed a small patch of discoloration near the top of her leg, it isn't dark pigment, it looks almost as though she has been bleached (she is white, just not that pale!) Any information would be greatly appreciated I was gonna say call Michael Jackson, but well, ya know!

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Just want to know if i take things too seriously... if your bf knew you were jealous of your younger, prettier, extroverted sister and constantly says: (read msg for details) To even ASK this question (assuming it is your personal situation), you obviously need to think MUCH more highly of yourself. Yes, he's a dog and as many have said, trying to manipulate and control you through capitalizing on your insecurities.

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If you killed somebody you believed to be a zombie can you be prosecuted? Lets say someone knocked on your door with a severed limb groaning and you truly believe they've turned into a zombie,could you be done for murder even if you are protecting yself If you lived here in Texas, you could unload on him/it and not be tried for murder. Assuming he/it tried to enter as they asked for help.

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Why is it that we don't have a hetrosexual relationship section here for our questions? And why don't we have our own parades? Thoughts? I totally agree! However, if you had a Straight Parade, it couldn't loop around to the beginning which is required of most parades. It'd just keep going for miles and miles! Also, you KNOW there would be protesters everywhere!!

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You go to prison in the UK for owning a gun. So why is it OK in America to own a gun when guns kill people? Because this logic would require us to also outlaw knives, bow and arrows, electricity, aspirin and pain medications and countless other items because all kill people as well. Think about it!

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When I was a little kid, ________________________________________. ...I was a lot smaller than I am now.

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What do you think of a person who quits their job before finishing their responsibilities (such as Governor) and then opts to campaign for the next U.S. Presidential election? If she's hot enough, it's cool with me. I'd vote for her!

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Who might wear a badge? Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!!

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How many woman out there are just not into having sex anymore with their s/o. Your not into it maybe hormones or he is not making you feel special...YOu just don't care for it anymore? Wow, just got an email two days ago from my wife about this topic and how she wants us to consider a divorce because i don't find her attractive enough to have sex with her

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Who would you really like to knock on your door in a bikini? That Fox chick from Transformers

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If you are a magnet, who'd be steel? You?

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Can anyone name 5 or more types of Timber? Give info Please! Standing, fallen, clear-cut, harvested and farmed.

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I'm considering having my lips cosmetically tattooed. If you've done this, what are your experiences and how long does it last before fading? Have your eyebrows removed and tatoo an off-orange color like is so popular with 'some'

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Do you have an email that you can't find the heart to delete and who's it from? Do you?

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Do you have an email that you can't find the heart to delete and who's it from? Do you?

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I'm going to Journey, Cheap Trick, and Heart concert tomorrow. What's your favorite song from one of these artists, so I can dedicate it to you as I sing along? Journey - Separate Ways

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I'm going to Journey, Cheap Trick, and Heart concert tomorrow. What's your favorite song from one of these artists, so I can dedicate it to you as I sing along? Separate Ways

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Can anyone tell me how to permanently get rid of a widget [ in this case a moving aquarium picture with water sounds] from my Mac dashboard? Or at least to get the sound turned off while I am no longer on the dashboard? No, just go buy a PC - it's okay to be normal! lol

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How do i tell my b/f i want him to be more romantic. he tells me he loves me but does nothing to really show it and it is starting to bother me. He wants to get married and everything but i don't want it to be like this forever.... Baby, if he ain't romantic now, he ain't gonna "learn". Romance is only the first rush and energy spent during the early years. Either be okay with what you get now, or move on, seriously. Otherwise, start premarital counseling as of yesterday. It's better to know on the front side than have an "inseparable union" separated like superglued salt and pepper...

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U wake up in the morning,finding out theres a third candidate for presidential elections and its Mah.mud A.hm.adi.nej.ad, U ask urself who the hells gonna vote him? the day after you wake up and see that he was chosen to be a president, what would you do? Run for the border - Canada, that is!

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How far can 1 gallon of gas take you? Can it take you for 1 mile at least? about two acres on the rider. ;-)

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Big, Giant _________ really makes me happy. thick-cut, salt and peppered, medium-rare, well-aged ribeye steak

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What do you do to monitor the nutritional value of the groceries you buy? Read the label? Seriously, www.fitnation.com is a good free place to start.

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Would you rather get paid you height in inches, your IQ, or your weight? I'd have to say IQ. I'm more smarter than I am taller, and I'm not vary fat iether.

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Not considering the initial cost of the RV, Would it actually be cheaper on the expenses than living in a fixed house. No property tax? Or is it the wealthy who do this? Depends on whether you drive it all over. Depreciation is inevitable, and that's an expense longterm. The space is smaller, but you are not going to have the energy efficiency that you would in a house of comparable size. Renting and apartment might make more sense. But living in an RV has it's advantages - if you don't like your neighbor, drive away! That's priceless...

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How to get employees to stop bitching about their job? You can't. Give and they'll ask for more. Be fair, consistent and respectful. If there are complaints, they need to be brought to the person that can fix the problem. If they don't, and bicker amongst themselves, they are creating a hostile work environment and you need to address it one on one. eventually, you will see it recede somewhat

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Would you think it weird if you saw a person a lady wearing the same clothes over and over every week to work? Maybe in the past. Going forward, with the economy the way it's going, we all will be wearing the same clothes to work...if there is work.

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I've worked here for 1 month, she has worked here for 5 months. She is bossy &frequently comments that she is considered the "senior attorney". My boss has never said anything about her having a position of authority. Its driving me crazy. Any advice? Simply state "that's nice" and politely excuse yourself as you go back to your work. She might get bored with it and find someone else to harass.

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Does it annoy you when people with authority over you are younger than you are? No not at all. I started in management at the age of 20 and had a desktop saying "Let no man despise your youth" for those that entered my office.

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What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"? Food

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say REFLECTIONS? Mirrors

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If you could do something youve never done before what would it be and why? Become a flyboy for the USAF in a fighter jet - childhood dream!

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What is going against John McCain right now? Not keeping out of the bailout controversy didn't help him. Obama was for once silent; probably allows him to wiggle everywhere on economic policy now...

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When you drink, do you get all philosophical or just have a good time? Neither - I pick up the first drink, then never stop. The fun ended many years ago, so I stopped with the help of rehab. "Stay sober my friends!"

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Dont you hate getting those emails they say to pass it on to your 10 closest friends, not because you dont like the email but because it reminds you that you dont have 10 friends? I hate getting the penis-reduction emails. SOOOoooo annoying!!

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I want to send my husband something for our anniversary, but flowers are just not manly enough. What can I send? Send him a case of Porterhouse steaks!

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If you take Prozac does that make you prosaic? Good question, but don't know. Does taking Viagra make you a prick?

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Have you ever slept with someone that you didn`t know the name of? I'll never tell! The bigger question: why are you the only one to answer this question? Bizarre!!

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Is being "sick of work" an acceptable excuse for calling in? Yes of course! Do it every time you are sick of work and you will surely be cured!

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The sheep says _________? "...quiet, I think the shepherd's cumming!"

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The sheep says _________? ...quiet, I think the shepherd's cumming!

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What are the components of a good apology? Mean it, and don't end with "but...".

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Do you deserve a vacation? Where to? anywhere but here, believe me!

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What causes a death to be untimely? If it wasn't suicide?

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The world is ending tomorrow, who are you going to spend your last day with? I probably shouldn't say...

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My girlfriend and I broke up 3 months ago. We haven't had anything to do with each other since, but she wants us to get back together and I don't. What should I do? follow your heart

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What does it mean when veins are popping out of the skin? It means you are vericose to getting vericose veins.

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If we can't make a memory, will you save me a seat next to you? Absolutely. It's a foregone conclusion.

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I see your hiney, it's nice and shiney, if you don't hide it, I might just.......? ...slide into it?! Heck, I don't know. Where'd that one come from?!

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say the word: "MUSIC"? EMOTIONS PERFECTLY CAPTURED!!

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Why are catholic people so rude to everyone? Because they can't figure out why there was so much debate about who the new pope would be. Why not just ask God? Didn't the previous Pope intercede for all of them?! I'd be ticked too if I was duped into thinking he actually heard back from God! Obviously NOT!!

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What's the worse thing you can say to an extremely tall person? Is it hard to breathe up there?

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What’s the best thing you’ve purchased for your car? upgraded my stereo

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What is your quote to live by? Live responsibly irresponsible.

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Why can't anyone else see the pink elephants? Great answer. Someone was trippin' when they made the early Disney movies. Serious drugs going on!!! Or mental delapidation!!

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Should abortions be made Illegal to encourage Human Beings to Value life instead of killing babies? Depends on whether you are the embarassed Mom/Dad or you are the fetus!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best country to live in, based on low crime rates, good social services, high employment, nice weather and so on? Denmark!

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The power of the mind has been proven to be a powerful tool. If we all thought the same thought :- 'world peace and wealth to us all' at 8pm British winter time (in about 4 hours time) would you be prepared to give it a go today? Great thought, but a colossal waste of time!

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Why should you be the winner? Because I'm always gracious!

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In which television series did Christina Applegate play Kelly Bundy? Ditto. Applegate...

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I want to paint my cat purple...what kind of paint should I use? Just trying to save you some money. Cats suck, if you didn't know!!

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I want to paint my cat purple...what kind of paint should I use? just choke it. It will turn purple eventually.

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Why does it seem like women who have had children get flat butts? Because it's true. And the boobs sag from breastfeeding too. It helps ensure they don't procreate with anyone else again...

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When you hear "hell has no fury like a woman scorned" who do you think of? I think of the opposite gender "Beware the wrath of a patient man!"

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Have you heard of the 'platinum rule'? Treat others how THEY want to be treated. Do you think this is superior to the golden rule? Why or why not? Yes, it embraces the diversity of others. Say you talk openly about wanting to hurt someone, never fully meaning to. If you are telling that to someone that has been physically harmed by someone, they are going to be very upset and will think less of you. Being sensitive to others benefits both parties. That said, the platinum rule has become ridiculous in the politically correct world we...

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I have very weird eating habits...one day I may only consume 500 calories, the next I may consume 2500. I know this isn't great for me, but I always eat when I am hungry. Aside from slow metabolism can this cause any other problems? Only 500 calories can put your body into starvation mode - a selfpreservation technique that slows metabollism down considerably. The body is trying to make the calories last longer. In doing so, you are running the risk of dropping to such a level that you gain weight even when eating very little.

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Which metal is the most common of all the metals in the earth's crust? What are some of its properties? Heavy metal!

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What never fails to make you roll your eyes? Pants hanging down to the knees on guys. Hoochy momma's that wear boyshort shorts so small they hang out everywhere!!

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If you could trade your AB points in for anything (besides money or jewels) what would it be? Time!

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Few will condone cheating in any form or fashion, but it seems to be an easier pill for society to swallow when a man is unfaithful...do you see this as well? Why do you think it is? Historically, many countries allowed for more than one wife. Almost from the dawn of civilization; if not a wife, concubines. Procreation was extremely important early on. A man can't have a child, so the women were sought out to ensure survival of the species obviously. So yes, cheating isn't necessarily in the DNA, but more than one partner is. Society frowns on that now, at...

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Is it plagiarism not to cite a source used to answer a question on AB? What do you do when you see that an ABer has lifted material without citing a source? Only if you are obviously passing it off as your own wit and knowledge. But one should think to include it out of courtesy.

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Which ancient civilization do you believe was the most influential to the history of the world? Do you feel that they were very advanced? Egypt or Israel. Hands down.

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I am going to congratulate my friend Vlad the Unveiler for making Maestro. Would anyone care to join me? Nice job, my friend!!

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Which of all the modern countries in the world do you feel has the most fascinating history? Have you ever traveled there? Greece. Can't wait to finally get there to visit So much history and often overshadowed by the European nations.

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Are there any t.v. shows that are highly rated and popular that you still hate even though everyone loves it? Dancing With The Stars. Ugh!

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Who likes oral sex? I'm unusual in that I like giving it way more than receiving it. But, yes it can be "mind" blowing!

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Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished. Butter Knife Carlo

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When someone farts, how does the speed of smell outrun the speed of flight? I can't believe I've not gotten an answer on this!

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At what age are you too old to be watching cartoons? Yes, unless you are blind.

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You can do WHAT with a melon? Some I can put completely in my mouth. Others are too large.

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Singer Tom Jones just insured his chest hair for 7 million. If you were famous, what would you probably need to insure for 7 million? My brain. That way when I did something as stupid as insuring my chest hair, I'd collect millions!

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Are you optimistic or pessimistic about the Economic future of the US? I'm optimistic that the right person will be elected President, and that makes me optimistic about the economy.

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Men ,if youwent into a private restroom and the dude in the next stall put his foot by yours and tapped it 3 times meaning he wants to have sex, What would do or say to that guy. I'd piss all over his shoes. In fact, probably kick his ass.

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Tell me your favorite place you have visited? Barbados.

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What is the best way to just disappear? Piss off the mob.

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Why doesn't the us celibrate a native american day? I am native american and I'm kind of offended. Because most Indians profess to be their own "nation". Why would we have a nationally recognized holiday for another nation?

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What is the funniest WORD you can think of [brings a smile to your face when you hear it]? Caucasian. What's funny is, none complain about being called that!

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A new razor just dame out with 7 blades, what would you name it if you could? The Decapitator. Or The Mutilator.

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What is the time where you live? I KNEW it was five o'clock somewhere!! It's 11 am here.

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How many blades does your razor have? Sixty-three. It's called the Decapitator.

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You are MacGyver and in urgent need of a condom, what do you do? Latex glove!

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What is your favorite song and why? "What a Wonderful World". It is so simplistic and dream-like. It seems to 'cradle' me when I hear it.

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Is there an age difference between you and your love? No, we were twins. OOOohhh that is wrong on so many levels! Funny though! ;-)

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Do you ever wish you could meet your AB friends and have a few drinks and socialise? When's the party?!

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What's the funniest typo you've ever seen? Not the funniest, but embarrasing. I always mistype "and" when in a hurry. Inevitably, it comes out as "nad". Good thing I don't mispell sand very often...that would be alittle harder to explain. "No really, I meant 'sand', not nads!"

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First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Texas"? And where are you from please? Best Damn country in North America. Terrell, TX

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Is the U.S. ready to stop asking if it's ready for a black or female president? I think the country is. It's the world that I'm worried about; namely our enemies.

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Do you think eating meat is wrong? No. NOT eating meat is wrong.

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What Native American name would describe you best? I would go with Dances without Rhythm for myself. Chief Wannahawkaloogie.

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What celebrity is most likely to be an alien? Christopher Walken!

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What are your thoughts on Euthanasia? Isn't that over by China?

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If I marketed a chocolate, peanut butter and pickle ice cream, do you think I would make a killing selling it to pregnant women? I'm thinking you'd make just as much money off the MaryJane crowd,if ya know what I'm sayin! You could call it 4:20 Ice Cream!

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If a cannibal asks for only white meat, or only dark, is that considered racism? No not really. But if he made the dark meat sit in the back of the dining room, that would be. Or if they were placed on a "separate, but equal" serving tray. THAT would be pushing it too far.

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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens per year...What would be the most embarassing way to go? Let me refer you to a question I asked earlier... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/580445 ;-)

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If someone you don't like or hate life was in danger would you help or save them? Without hesitation!

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when i say rubber? buggy bumper buggies

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What comes to your mind when I say speed? I think of "o".

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How much is a picture of a thousand words worth? I don't usually answer my own questions, but I just looked at a pic of my beatiful girls. Some pictures you can't put a price on!

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Are you part of the new 90210 generation? I don't know what that means, so pretty sure I'm not.

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Which colour is most associated with depression? Pretty sure it would be grey.

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Will bell-bottoms (oops...flair legs) ever gain fashion traction again? it's already started

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Which do you prefer - Eminem or M 'n' Ms? Eminem definitely. Not a rap fan. Just an Eminem fan. Kid Rock too.

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What do you think about touch screen voting? Sounds great. But ballot boxes, absentee ballots, computer-anything voting gets bashed. Can't wait for the pile-on from this question!!

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Next year analog television sets will be bot usable without a converter box . I have a little portable t.v. for on the go and sometimes work . Will that be useless next year? no, just pick up one of the conversion boxes that are being sent to retailers by the millions in February. And wait until you get your voucher from the government in the mail. It'll almost make the box free. Not as big a deal as everyone is making it out to be. Remember New Year's 1999? Same thing, smaller scale

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Who could I write to about the issue in Haiti? Haiti Fleis?

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What do you think goes through people's mind upon hearing your name? "How is that pronounced? Cu-TON-a-stik or cat-on-a-STICK?"

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Who is the hottest guy on AB? Pretty sure it's not me. Jack Sparrow?

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The tongue can taste many things. It has just recently been discovered that the tongue can taste salty, sweet, sour, bitter and unami things. What is unami and what does it taste like? I don't know, but when you find out let me know. Until this tongue ain't going anywhere near one!

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WHAT ARE U THINKING ABOUT THIS VERY SECOND? Did I really do that last night?!

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In your own words define music. Mood-altering magic.

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When you get backed against the wall do you come out fighting or sink down and die? I'm pretty sure an ass-kicking is in order. Why would anyone sink down!?

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Does anyone believe in ghosts? no they are habitual liars.

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What was the first game console ever? Atari 2600 wasn't it?

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If I finished cleaning myself after partner gave me a handjob and then walk back out, and I feel a couple wet spots of my boxer shorts, and touch it to see what it is, then finger the partner, will partner become pregnant? Anything is possible. Yes, it likely could happen. Don't you have hand sanitizer?!!!

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How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? Umh, weather patterns? Just guessing. It was 65 at 9pm last night, and 28 at 7am this morning. The wind shifted, that's all.

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Are you on the McCain train.. destination White House? Depends on who is running mate ends up being. Needs to be someone to drive the economy. He's got us covered regarding security; not so sure on keeping our economy strong. He needs a solid partner

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Who do you think is the most uncharismatic politician today? I vote - Dick Cheney I'm not sure. He had that evil grin sitting next to Palosi (sp?) a couple times during state of the union address. She, however looked like a friggin' mannequin. I thought EMT's were going to rush in to see if there was a pulse!! No, it's not Cheney

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Insurance policies usually have an "act of god" clause. Should that apply to atheists? Hilarious! That would really piss them off if they were denied, wouldn't it?! "What do you mean it was an act of God? I don't believe in God, so your rule shouldn't apply to me!" Funny stuff.

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How do u earn trust back after u've made mistakes but u're sorry. I was w/this guy for 9mon.I got tired of the way treated moved out but was to scared to tell him it was over,I used this other guy got preg. & forced to marry, no baby & divorced want x bak Gotta have more feedback. Whose trust are you trying to earn back? Did you lie to the other guy about his "child" to get him to marry you, or was it the first guy?

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Is there anything you started doing after being 40 years old and be very happy about it? Did you learn something new...started travelling ... What are you most proud of? I'll let you know in a couple years. Good question.

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I'm 15 and quite small for my age! What age did ye stop growing? 16. You're destined to be short. No big deal. However, at 25 muscle mass developed quickly with little effort. And trust me, pushing 40, you'll laugh at your current concern!

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Does anyone have any suggestions on a really nice and short message to send to a guy to make him smile when he's mad at you? sure "You're cute when you're angry!"

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Can you loose feeling in your tongue or get any sort of nerve damage from getting your tongue pierced? I'm not sure, but I know if you get your tongue pierced, MY feelings are going to increase exponentially! And at the end of the day, that's what's really important.

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Why don't you understand? The toilet seat should be UP! Preach, brother! I'm in a house with four daughters. They know they're taking their chances if they don't look before sitting down. I'm holding out for a urinal in the master bath. THAT would be cool!!

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Im 12, weigh 160 and am 5 foot 8 in should I lose some weight? You just need to stay active. Losing weight at your age, height and weight would be counterproductive to your health. Exercise, if you lose weight, great. If you gain, well it's probably muscle tone anyway. You be who you are, not what you think people think you should be!

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Do you lock the door when you take a shower? Where do you find a shower with a lock? That would be COOL!

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Do you think it is right to force a child to sit there and finish everything on their plate? That's a losing battle. "you're done eating? OKay, I'll save this plate for you in case you get hungry later." Not foolproof by any stretch, but my generation is fat because we needed to "clear your plate" or "there are starving kids in Africa"!

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How do you get a 2 year old to not scream at the top of her lungs when she dont get her way? Ignore, ignore, and then ignore. Once they stop, and come to their senses (usually feels like sometimes next week!), love, hug, encourage and thank them for being calm, quiet, etc. and reward them. They'll learn that it's the ONLY way to "get what they want". But that opens another can of worms...

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Do you run out of conditioner or shampoo sooner? (If you start with both bottles full at the same time...) This is easily fixed, ya know. Just buy the combo shampoo/conditioners that us guys use. Or even better, just dump two separate bottles in a bucket, stir well, rebottle. You will run out of each at the EXACT same time, EVERY time. No need for thanks... But you're welcome!!

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If a book has been made into a movie, which do you prefer to do first, see the movie or read the book? Why? The book has to come first. Then watching the movie first doesn't "narrow" your imagination. And watching it after reading? How close was your intrerpretation/imagination to that of the producer/director. Two great examples: The first of the Jason Bourne Trilogy was very close to my "visual" while reading the book. The other, and it was phenomenally close, if not...

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Does it wierd u out wen ur talking to someone n u realize that person is wall-eyed? No, but I get mad. "Dang it - LOOK at me when I'm talking to you!"

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Are you insecure? No, I'm just F.I.N.E. ;-)

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How often do you vacuum your closet floor? There's a floor in there?!

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Has anyone tried 5 Gum? Do those intense commercials describe it accurately? There are a couple flavors - Cobalt and something else that has the green logo. Just got back from a convention and they were giving away packs. Actually was good enough i doubled back two or three times. I'm hooked up for at least a week!

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Is it okay that me and my boyfriend have rape fantasies even though I've been raped? That surprises me; the fact that you are excited by the possibilities. If it appeals to you, get counseling to at least eliminate issues that may be there before you go forward

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My boyfriend is scared that if we have a threesome it will break us up because i'm bisexual, should we do it? you have to answer that question yourself. Let him know if you are committed to him or not. If not, you take your chances.

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Guys-do you prefer a tight or loose vagina? Is this really a question, or only rhetorical? Has to be hypothetical....

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Is there really a town in the US called "Jerkwater"? If so were is it? sorry, this may be a repeat. Living on Over Street, Bend, Oregon, US 'I live in Bend-on-Over". Is it just me or is that just wrong?

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Is there really a town in the US called "Jerkwater"? If so were is it? not sure, but Dickslane exists.

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Do showers worsen your eyesight? so THAT's why I went blind at 16!

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Parents: if you could do it all over again, would you still have children (I'm not suggesting that you don't love your children or anything of that nature...but is it all worth it)? Dad of four daugters?! Let me thin... Yes, had my momentary doubts, but incredibly, unbelievably, blessedly, intensely, beyond-my-wildest dreams exciting, rewarding moments would leave me nothing left to say except "Hell yah", a hundred times over! Scary as anything I've ever experienced, including white water kayaking, but wouldn't trade it for a small fortune - the rush...

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Has there ever been a time in your life when love has disillusioned you, as much as it has disillusioned me today? How did you react then, what did you say? Wow. My answer is much shorter. I think I said (or at least said many months/years later) "WTF!?" Yah, it was years later now that I think aboutit...

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Who do you think tends to use profanity more, men or women? Depends on if there are guys around. It's all clean and blushing cuteness. Guys with just guys? Pretty profane. Girls and girls? OMG-over-the-top-make-your-grandmother-blush kinda profanity. Am I holding back too much?

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Kravitz or Hendrix? Radio Edit

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Kravitz or Hendrix? Yah well, you must be an American woman...Ya know he wrote a song about you, right?

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Did you know there was a limit to the amount of questions you can post in 15 minutes? someone just stole the words outa my mouth! Get on a roll, and da man trys to keep you down. Never changes, does it!? There are questions needing to be asked from this genious mind - you to, huh?

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Is Carrot Top gay? I mean really. I tried to look it up but nothing!! I don't know about gay, but he has turned into a freak of nature with the big guns and bizzare facelift/makeup or whatever that is. Still funny, though.

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Where you ever abducted by aliens? what happened? No but I've got a lot of them working for me! ;-)

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Define the word attractive? Someone or something that creates a desire in you to get closer.

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How can the government control the posessions of guns? They already do!

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What agencies hire "felons"? Believe it or not, the Dallas Police Department started accepting applications for felony drug offenders!

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Dog person or Cat person? and why? Yes, definitely. I like them marinated in soy sauce and skewered for barbeque. Hence, my user ID. I guess the cat's outa the bag now! Nobody's purrfect...

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What is the total wealth of warren Buffett? At least $42 billion. Enough pennies to reach the moon if we stacked them!

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MTV, VH1, or CMT? Why? None of the above. Haven't you heard - video killed the radio star!

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How do you get rid of discombobulation? By stopping the confusing nonsense in your daily life. Discombobulation eliminated brings a lack of confusion. The confusion will still be there after 5 minutes at least - just manage i every 5 minutes and you should be fine! Good luck!

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If you are in a job you can't stand, what would you rather do instead? I would ask to be seated. Problem solved!

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Is Michael Jackson And Janet Jackson The Same Person!? Michael is much to feminine to be Janet's clone.

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I think Stevie Nicks, Sting, Donald Fagen, Sara McGlachlan and Nora Jones have unique, haunting and unforgettable voices. Whom would you like to add to that list? Steve Perry from Journey. Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. If one has to be debated, let it be Tyler. Steve Perry does not deserve any debate. That deep/high a baritone has not been duplicated. The tragedy is he won't tour with Journey; they use standin's for him. Good, but not Steve!

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I'll buy you lunch today at McDonald's. What do you want? Whataburger #1 w/cheese and tater tots instead of fries, and supersize the tots and add cheese. To drink? Extralarge diet cherry limeaid. Desert is at Braums to get a double dip hot fudge sunday - cookies and creme and butter pecan icecream, no cherry on top, but EXTRA whipcream. Dang, I'm hungry thinking about it!

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What will you be doing in 2020? trying to remember what I did "way back" in 2008.

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What should I do with a clingy 14month old. She wont let me put her down, screams and follows me around until I pick her up? Ignoring her doesn't seem right? You should quit being her puppet. Yes she wants held. Just like you may want a new car. You COULD go finance the car and feel great - for a little bit, but was it the right decision for your personal growth? For most, the answer is no, and is the same for your child. Be tough - you'll raise a well-rounded child if you can hold firm.

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Can your signature be easily read or do you scribble it in a way no one can read it? Impossible to read unless you knew know my name. If you know it then it did its' job. If you don't, it did it's job as well!

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Should extreme corporate power be curbed? Only if they are a monopoly. Otherwise, it's free trade and that's what made America what it is today.

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What is your one word meaning for terrorism stupidty

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Someone want to pick up the stick and Pay it Forward for Blank Savage? I hit the wall. You have given this member too many positive ratings in the last week. We no you're trying to help, but some of the other members would love to have your input as well! I have to say I agree with the question. Enough already - doubt he wanted a tribute on Ab to encapsulate his life!

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Can you name countries that have only 4 letters? peru, guam, iran, iraq, laos,oman and fiji

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An average person farts about 25 times a day, that’s a lot. Does it make sense that on any given day someone who is talking to you is farting without you knowing it? How do you feel about that? I refuse to believe the statistic. Can't picture myself or most...okay some people I know farting that much. Seems excessive! Hhhmmm..

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How would you sum up your best friend in 3 words? Got my back!

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Who is the first person that comes to mind when I say 'Sexy'? My wife...

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When you see the female news anchors which do you see more asian, hispanic or black? Well, I live in America so there is major cleavage. Mostly caucasian, then mexican american (they prefer that to Hispanic, btw), then black, then asian. Why do you ask?

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Does America have culture? I thought there was no such thing as a dumb question until just now. Sorry, the question was challenging and I'm up for it - don't diss these United States of A.

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It's 2:00 a.m. and I need sleep. What do you do if you can't fall asleep? Take 2 benadryl tablets (25 mg). If not effective, add motion sickness pills (2 at 50mg of dimenhydrinate). Non addictive and safer than sleeping pills.

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Do you have the guts to pull the trigger? If it's aimed at yourself, the question is "Are you shallow, self-absorbed and selfish enough to pull the trigger?" If it's in regards to someone threatening you and your family, the question should be "Do you have reflexes to pull the trigger fast enough?" Just my thoughts...

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What is the opposite of a mindset? Upset?

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Is the divorce rate high in the military, or about the same overall? I know the promiscuity in the military is crazy on certain bases. (Think Mississippi, Navy...) The men leave town on tours, the wives head over to the men left behind for their "fix". Yes, there is a lot of adultery in the military and may contribute to the higher divorce rate. However, the difficulty leaving and coming home for months or years at a time requires constant...

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If you could write a campaign slogan for one of the presidential candidates, what would it say? We are not going to raise taxes. In fact we will cut the handouts to the insolent, non-working sloths refusing to help themselves gradually over the next four years. We will use the money saved from giving you your handout to develop career skills for those that actually want to work for their living, not a handout. As for you whacko terrorists around the globe? Bush kept America safe the...

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Why are cats so smug? Because they have their "master" on puppet strings!

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What's the funniest thing you've ever heard a child say? "Whoa! Those are some BIG diapers!!" Said by my little one as we walked past the incontinence section in Wal-Mart. An elderly woman immediately stepped forward, saying "excuse me please" as she picked a package for her cart. Hilarious!

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Is 29 too old to get a nose ring? Not if you're a bull.

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What comes first to mind when I say "Impossible"? Who is Possible and why do I need to IM him?

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Where do you prefer to order your pizza from? From my living room!

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Would you risk almost everything if you had a great business idea and wanted to pursue it because it was your *true* passion in life? Absolutely - without question. That's the American Dream and it plays out every day!

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Do you think homosexuals need their own superhero? Yes. How 'bout "GaydarMan"?

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What one thing, in general, you don't like about the opposite sex? They NEVER forget every screwup you've made!

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What's another name for breasts? ...Idiots... ...Morons... ...Stooges... ;-)

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I'm at level 19 - an authority! That pisses you off, doesn't it? Wow!! Fastest responses I've ever received...THANKS everybody!!! T

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I'm at level 19 - an authority! That pisses you off, doesn't it? Beautifully executed, my friends. Thank you! I didn't know who you were before that question!

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I'm at level 19 - an authority! That pisses you off, doesn't it? Good answer! You rock!

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I've heard that a woman's voice box will "drop" after menopause. This terrifies me, since I love to sing. What does this mean? If it drops, just pick it up!

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What's your preference? White or Colorful Chiclets? I like to mix two or three and make my own color!

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The U.S. is based on the separation of church and state.... But does this go so far as to prevent the senate and state legislatures from opening their meetings with a prayer? (see explanation in my answer) The question is flawed. The country is NOT based on separation of church and state at all. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…" That was added around 1800. It doesn't say government has to be separate of religion, just that it should not mandate what is and is not appropriate. A prayer does...

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What are some creative uses for a potato? Artillery!

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When people lose weight, where does all fat go? Into the atmosphere which contributes to global warming. If you cared about earth, you'd buy a gallon of whole milk and a case of Oreos! (Sorry about the inconvenient truth!)

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Do you think that other countries find American marriage a joke because of our divorce rates being so high? It must be a joke. Otherwise, there would be burial plots everywhere for the women that tried to leave! (Only a commentary on the thoughts of most countries - not my personal opinion, for sure!!) At least the women (and men) have the choice to leave without fear of death!

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Does anyone else think this place is a blast?! Point taken. (No pun intended!)

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Who are the biggest victims of racism? The ones that hate because of it!

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Are the Iraqi people better or worse off now than before the war? Yes, but you'll never hear it from the liberal media!

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Would you vote for a gay president? If no, why not? Nope. Nope. Nope.

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I got caught shoplifting at wal-mart(100 dollers worth of stuff) im only 13 years old in california i will have a court date i dont know whats going to happen to me what do you think will happen to me oh and its my first offense Probably civil restitution. Think twice about stealing next time. It costs you every time one way or another. Good luck

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If you open the nearest drawer, what's the first thing that catches your eye? silverware

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Would you rather be rude or stupid? I don't care, as long as it's only one of the two.

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If you have a habit of biting your nails, and you do it so much that your fingers get cuts... what is a good method to stop? FAST? Cut up some jalapeno or habanero peppers. You'll quit!

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How do you use a wedgie board to speak to spirits? Oh that is so friggin funny on so many levels!

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How do you use a wedgie board to speak to spirits? How is a wedgie bored? Wait - that's a friggin awesome question!!!

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Just 1 more point... than what? then reach for the next level. Just like life! Have fun..

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Can I get different questions to ask about bloody sunday? What was one of the greatest songs of the 80's?

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How many US Presidents have there been, and can you name 5 of them off the top of your head (no googling!)? Please list them. Bush Clinton Bush Reagan Ford Carter Nixon Hamilton Kennedy Washington Lincoln Roosevelt Roosevelt

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If you had to pick either to ONLY answer questions, or ONLY ask questions for the rest of your time on AB which would you choose and why? I would choose questions - I need lots of answers!!

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Are rainbow suspenders cool? If you are Mork from Ork!

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What are some good songs about teen love? I don't Want to Miss a Thing... Aerosmith

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Ok so here's the thing, in high school I really liked a teacher. I graduated a few years ago and I still think about him. We had this connection that I can't really describe. He's maybe 9 years older than me. What do I do? Go find him... You will definitely fulfill a fantasy if he's half the man that most of us are. No apologies!

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Do you like chocolate covered strawberries? As long as whipped cream is close by!

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The answer is "no". What is the question? Are you a loser?

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Men: If you had the choice, would you want your lady to get a boob job? What a familiar question. -2 for you

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Does your workplace give you the day of for Martin Luther King Jr. Day? Who is Martin Luther King?

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Does your workplace give you the day of for Martin Luther King Jr. Day? I took the day off, but it didn't honor MLK. Just decided not to work. Is that bad of me?

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What word sounds utterly dirty but has no meaning or it's meaning is innocent? (example: Vaseline, or urinal, or Phark) Caucasian. Gotta be a top answer. Come on ya'll!!

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Do you think there is such a creature as a black bear that is white? Only if he's albino.

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Any major events in history happen the year you were born? Stole my question, but here goes: Woodstock. Man walked on the moon. And a hellalot more!

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My life partner is 72 and she still shops for sexy nighties, should I get her a gift card for Victorias Secret? No, you should poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick.

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How old were you when you kissed for the first time? 5 - chased Katy Abad behind a tree on recess and let her have it. Scary I remember; I'm 38!!

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What is the cheapest way to travel cross country? Transportation, meals, etc. Houston to Chicago. Hitchhiking, hello!!!??

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What is your favorite band that you think I have never heard of? Violent Femmes

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What is your favorite fruit? George Michael. He sings good

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When you blow into a balloon, does it get heavier or lighter? I know from experience it usually gets harder!

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If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what phrases would it say? You look nice today. Kiss my ass. I like your hair. No, that doesnt' make you look fat. I hate midgets. Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not joking. You want some of this? Was it good for you? I was only kidding. The answer is five. Too early to tell. I doubt it. Don't you care about me anymore? W-H-A-T is your F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E color? You're cute when you're...

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I have a friend that never douches how would I tell her in a nice way that she needs to use one. Any suggestions, I feel she needs to keep her thing clean. Have her ask the Pelican that keeps following her!

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Riddle: your stuck on a riverbank with a dog, a cat and a mouse. you have one boat and the boat can only carry you plus on animal. the dog or mouse cannot be left with cat. how do you get you and the 3 animals over the river? Have the cat eat the mouse. Then drag the cat by rope through the water while the dog sits in your lap. Dang, do I have to think of everything?!

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What kind of rock is used to make statues? Hard Rock - DUH!!

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For those of us over 30 or so... do you wish you had the Internet when you were growing up? Absolutely not. I'd still be living in my parents' basement wondering why I can't find time to get a real job!

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What do you call four naked men? I would never call four naked men!

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What hair removal product works best for pubic hair? Duct Tape

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Do you think that if Americans quit spending money they didn't have the economy would collapse? www.storyofstuff.com Oh yeah. Absolutely. No debate on that one. Not just our economy, the world would fall into depression!

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Where on earth are you least likely to find intelligent life? Hollywood!

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I'm trying to lose weight with Weight Watchers, I do great during the day but by the evening I lose all self control. Any tips on how to boost my self control? Go to sleep before evening.

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What are lie detectors also known as? Unreliable

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Could someone give me a non-religious reason to not kill myself? YES! The people that have made your life difficult would then win!! They don't deserve that satisfaction!

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What does everyone prefer: Laptop's or Desktop computers and why? And what do you think of this Vista? Actually, I like lapdance over laptops and desktops comgined!

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For men only!!!!!! If 2 and 1 was shoe polish and 3 and 1 is oil, what is 4 and 1? Well it's so obvious. 4+1 means it's time to have sex!

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Whats something i can't say no to? Taxes. You're welcome.

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How did you find your soulmate? At Wal-Mart. It's true - if they don't have it, you don't need it!!

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What is having a baby like? Like trying to shoot a watermelon through a straw!

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What's a good song not to play at the tailgate party for the superbowl? You Had a Bad Day by Daniel Powter

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What should you not ever do while driving a car,? Sleep

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What color is your vehicle and do you like it? Dirt

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Do you like a person that rambles about meaningless details or a person that gets right to the point? It depends on what the point is. And by saying "like" are you assuming the opposite that I would have to "hate" someone that talks about a lot of meaningless details? Sure there are times when someone talks on and on about details, and that can make for a long conversation. Kinda like the time I was going to be in New York, but when I started to pack there was a lot of...

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Will Racism ever cease to excist? Yes, when the world ends.

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Which will come first: We meet aliens or we blow ourselves up? Obviously aliens - there are thousands here illegally right now!!

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What two songs have the same melody? Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the "ABC's"

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Would you rather.. Be the shortest boy in the 8th grade, or the tallest girl? The shortest boy. Girls are mean, and being the tallest would be brutal, especially at that age!

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If you were to spend ;20 minutes a day for a year, studying one language, what language would you study? Love.

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Give me word that ends in ness? Lochness?

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What irritates you? Negative feedback!

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What's the funniest song you have ever heard? (and links would be good!) Get your bisquits in the oven and your buns in bed.

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What would you like to take lessons in? Guitar!

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How many years apart are you and your s/o? At times, light years!

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You just got slapped!! what do you do? Turn the other cheek.

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Oliver Stone says he is making a "fair" movie about George W. Bush. What do you think about this? If anybody in media does a "fair" story on Bush, it would be a first!

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If you could go back and tell your 18 year old self one piece of advice, what would it be? Anything goes...... These are NOT the best years of your life. Everyone else is just as unsure about their future, but yours is incredibly bright!

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My boyfriend has worked 18 days straight 12 hour days and we haven't seen each other at all hardly; tonight instead of actually getting to see me, he's going out with friends, should I be upset? nah, he needs to blow off some steam. He'll come home, don't worry!

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I've been on here for a couple of weeks now and I'm wondering should I change my avatar to something a little less 'risque' Well, I'm here looking at your questions and answers due to your avatar. So, can't be all bad, can it? ;-)

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What are some fun and kind of dirty party games for teens/adults? I never. Absolutely the best game for close friends. Amazingly intimate details can come about. Total fun... "I never have had sex on the dining room table." Oh yeah!

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Should I follow the yellow brick road? If you think Money is the key to happiness, then yes. The yellowbrick road is a euphamism for the almighty dollar, ya know!

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I'm undoing my shirt.... Should I go all the way? don't do anything halfway!

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If you could go forward in time to any future day in your life, what would you want to see? To see my own funeral. How did people remember me?

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Which of the last five decades do you think was the most boring and why? I would say the 90's. Nothing great occured except the grunge movement out of Seattle. I don't know. 80's were awesome, 70's were great rock and roll, the 60's was all about free love, and the 50's brought us Rock and Roll.

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At what age should you stop shopping in the juniors department? It's not the age. It's the size. You'll know when you can't shop in there anymore! If you don't, well...at least everyone else will know!

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Do you know which animal is blamed for creating the largest amounts of greenhouse gases? The cow. That's why I eat cows. Because I care about the environment! Damn vegetarians aren't helping at all!

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What do you guys do when you are absolutely bored at home? Eat, read, listen to music, do the AB thing, call family, watch TV, cook, write. Or if it's unbearable, just leave home for a while.

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Can you train yourself or your brain to not react to things you see or hear? Like if someone mentions lice, your head tends to itch, or I read about bedbugs last night, so I felt like I had bugs crawling all over me. How do you stop that from happening? Through desensitization. Expose yourself to uncomfortable/different viewpoints and subjects long enough, you get used to them. Age-old tactic, used especialy in war.

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If you have two left feet can you be right footed? No - two lefts don't make a right.

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We send a spaceship into space to try and locate inteligent life. Which cd would you include to show what life is like on earth? Songs in the Key of Life, Stevie Wonder 1976

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Why does sweetcorn stay in its full shape in poo? Because it cannot be digested.

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Is it only me or is anyone else amazed at how much people will put up with just so they don't appear to be rude? In this era of "PC-thinking", nothing surprises me.

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Which Fruit of the Spirit could you have more of? Patience, definitely patience! Faithfullnes a close second.

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How will it influence my relationship with my boyfriend if we have a threesome with one of my girlfriends? This opens pandora's box with a friend involved. Find a non-committed third wheel!

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Does *giving* oral sex turn you on? Oh yeah, especially when her hips gyrate upwards to my lips. And her hands pull my head up against her.

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Guys how many of you don't like the taste of pussy? why? I think the answer has to be "none"! Other than Salmon, it's my favorite pink meat! '-)

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Can you touch both earlobes with one hand under your chin? (only using one hand!) Yep

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I need to now how to get rid of gun residue Go to the police. They can probably get it off for you.

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How do you know that everything in the bible is true and correct? How else can you explain a book being translated into more languages BY HAND to be virtually unchanged for 2,000+ years? And numerous translations in English, with all arriving at the same conclusion. What old work with as much detail can boast of that? Take Nixon's cabinet trying to come up with a solid story - they spent months getting their stories straight. Yet under scrutiny,...

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Did you know that "Beano" really works? It's amazing. Yah. You must have been impressed - a blog about Beano? That's a first!

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How many times a week to you run the dishwasher? Never - my wife doesn't run! lmao

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Men: What can your s/o do to get your attention and make you say, "Wow you look great today?" besides walk around naked? I'm in a rut, I fear While dating, both sexes take time to look their best, act their best, or at least attempt to diminish the "ugly", be it personality, looks, attitude, impatience, etc. After marrying and/or living together, the guards go down. Since this is directed at men, I would caution you to not get too comfortable or lax on keeping yourself attractive. Makeup does wonders. Shallow, I know,...

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By how much is the most u'v ever broken a speed limit? 125 mph through a 25 mph hicktown in Oklahoma in a 1964 El Camino. Highschool stupidity!

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Do you think anything good came out of 9/11? Yes, my daughter was born!

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How can I tell if someone is lesbian? If she eats a lot of tuna.

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? Caution: Contents under pressure.

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How do you know when you love someone? If you have to ask the question, you know you are not in love.

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Canadian and american got married in canada. i would like to work temporary in us where my sweetheart goes to university. what do i need to before i can work there. visa ???please anyone H1B Visa will get you in quick. You will need a sponsor (your employer), but the commitment you make to them is a strong incentive for many companies. Good luck, eh?!

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Have you ever loved a movie so much that you saw it two days in a row? Yes, Star Wars when I was seven - saw it back to back.

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Is there any place online I can go to for exercise and weight-loss motivation or get meself a good kick in the arse in the direction of the gym? I need to lose 20Ibs :( Site that I use is http://www.fitday.com/. Great site and it's free! Track exercise, heart BPM, etc. The other is Coolrunning.com. Not just a running site - free and many ways to track your success.

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What do you feel is the best laptop computer? Acer is made by Texas Instruments. Had mine for 2years. Nothing but praise!

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What the difference between Karate and Taek wan do? and what one is better for you physically the spelling.

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Do you love a good tail wind? As long as I'm not wearing a skirt in January!

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Whats your favourite four lettered word? LOVE

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My father owns a 2005 cadillac STS he has locked his keys in the trunk does anybody know where the emergency trunk latch opener thing located in the trunk is at its dark he cant see hes trying to find it through the rear seat arm rest any advice? Advice? Go get a flashlight!

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What does ESP stand for? Entertainment SPorts!

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If the speed limit had to be cut down to 35 mph universally because of the global oil crisis, what would your reaction be? Go buy an electric that does 0-60 in 3 minutes flat so I can race all the wimpy lawnmower-engine cars sure to be cranked out by Detroit within months!!

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If your friend hates someone, should you hate that someone too? Is that the mark of a true friend? No, that's the mark of a follower.

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Is your hometown famous for anything? Home of Garth Brooks - Yukon, Oklahoma. And Cross Canadian Ragweed has members from there as well.

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How far have you traced your genealogy(like from 1812 to present)? My wife traced my side of the family back to 1756 or so. Can't get any further back due to the Civil War when Kentucky Courthouses were burned to the ground, along with census records that had been kept there.

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Who is the girl in the wendy's commercial for the spicy sandwitch? she has thick-brimmed glasses, and blond hair with a pony tail. Tough one! I've looked everywhere and been unable to find anyone solid. It could possibly be Wendie Malick.

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This has been on my mind for a while. If you were to safe $500,000 in a bank account for a year, would it increase to one million? Your mind must be a strange and cavernous place

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Does the Banks' house, as depicted in the opening, really exist? And, if so, who really lives there? Yes it does. The Banks live there.

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Is there such thing as a normal family? Yes. It's called Dysfunctional.

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Who is the comic that is george bush in the jay leno interviews Frank Caliendo, I think

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Does any one know the name of those two Irish singers Playing Guitars on Comedy Central two months ago ...? Flight of the Conchords. "Izz Bizzness time!"

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Who do you think were (are) the best comedy duo? Abbott and Costello. All-time funniest!

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Who is your favorite dead comedian? Mitch Hedberg!

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Name one good female comedian, i think they don't exist... can somebody name one? Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett! Come on people! Other than them, Tina Fey.

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Has anyone here actually met any of their great-grandparents? Yes. Opie was my mother's grandfather (and hero). She wanted to name me after him. Thankfully, Dad put his foot down! "Let's go fishin', Paw!"

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What if your mother was right?-----about everything? I would have gone blind a LOOOooong time ago!

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Can you desribe you mother in one word? MasterManipulator

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Can you describe your father in one word? Selfless.

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Any predictions on the Giants/Cowboys game? I predict it will be tied 14 all with 8:10 left in the third

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What part of a girls body are guys most interested in? The dimples to the left and right of her lower back! The nape of the neck when she shivers!! The heaving of her breasts as her breathing quickens!!! Her eyes... Oh alright, I'll be honest - between your legs is my "happy place"!

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) Tootsie Fairbanks. Guess I'd have to be a cross-dressing porn "queen"!

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What animal are you? http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/animal/ Your Animal is: Unicorn You are a Unicorn! Some people think unicorns are a myth... You are one of the most rare animals. Less than 2 percent of people that take this test are the unicorn. Unicorns are good an almost everything they do, and are very well liked! Wow! I am different than 98% of all other people! How many people is 2%? That's still a hellalotta Unicorns! Mess with...

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How can a person not old enough to get an official job make money during the year? (The lawn doesn't grow all year) Do windows. Get a paper-route. Become an E-Bay superman selling anything and everything. Poop patrol. Dog-walking service (and charge extra if it poops!) Where there's a will, there's a way.

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Is it true that if a white woman goes black she never goes back? I don't know to be honest. I do know that a coworked (black female) told me a black man knows a good thing when he sees it; a white man knows a good thing when he tastes it. Sorry - didn't exactly answer your question!

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How much would a foil blue-eyes white dragon be worth in mint condition? What the hell is a foil blue-eyes white dragon?

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I wanna know if it is true that if your shoe size is 24 inches so is your manhood? ummh, no!

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Do you have nightmares that scare you awake? What is the worse dream you have had? As a child, I dreamed of a race between good and evil. (probably 80-10 years old). Good was a "blimp" and evil was a black fighter jet. The jet won hands down every time; the result was my waking up shivering in fright like nothing I've felt since!

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What does a girl mean when she says with a smile, "some girl's going to be lucky to have you as a boyfriend" ? She brought it up herself. She wants nothing to do with you. The "easy let down".

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For anyone who has lived with hardwood floors: Did you find it took a lot more care and that you worried about spills or pet's accidents more than with some other flooring? Yes, but it's worthit. Cleaner, cleaner air. Pull up an old carpet and take a look at what's underneath. You'll wanna throw up!

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What do you do when you feel like you can't do anymore? Be too selfish to quit, and do some more!

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I have the father to my son staying in my house I have ask him to leave but he wont. He is really mean to me and my children. He doesnt work or do much of anything. Um, call the police? Get a restraining order?

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How many people are employed by Wal-Mart? 1,900,000 +.

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Why does Wal-Mart fire employees for really small things, like stealing a single sandwich? Last I checked, theft was theft. A lie is a lie. Good policy in my opinion! Next time, bring a PBandJ!

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Didn't Wal-Mart used to operate under the promise that a certain percentage of their merchandise would be American made? Whatever happened to that? Yes, about 15 years ago. The economy went global is what happened to that. Check the country of origin at ANY retailer - it ain't America! Our dollar has been stronger than other currencies until recently. I predict you will see a change in the next 15 years - more American-made products due to the inferior dollar to the yen and Euro.

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Does anyone else have a Wal-Mart gas station at which you can receive a 3 cent discount per gallon if you pay with a gift card? I heard we are the only town that does this. All WM Gas stations give 3 cents off if a gift card.

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Who on here buys from Wal Mart , and are you going to NOT shop there this year ? Since they are a Bahumbug kinda store , and treat their employess unfairly ? I know a number of people that say that Wal Mart is truly unfair to them . Isn't everybody's boss/company a jerk/monster? If anyone said differently, they would have "sold out to the man"!

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If Wal-Mart sold alcohol, what would they call their house wine? They do, and it's called "Oak Leaf". $2.96 a bottle - beats the hell outa Boon's!!

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How Close are we to an American/Isreli/British Invasion of Iran? That's up to Iran!

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Do you want to run away with me? That depends - do you want to be the mother of my children?

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What do you think when you see animal mounts on someones wall? I think "That's one HORNY animal!"

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Are you still friends with the people you met in school? Yes, still close friends (20 year's later) with two.

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Is Bush as dumb as he sounds? Seriously... Great answer. He's there for a reason!

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Is light the absence of dark, or is dark the absence of light? Great point. Thank you!

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British Airways has suspended a steward for eating a discarded muffin, treating it as theft. Your thoughts? The policy is in place because of "grazing". Seems simple enough, but because of employees' stupidity (not all, a VERY select few!) there are rules like this and yes, I support it. Example: Hungry employee with no money "damages" a sandwich wrapper, french fries, or whatever. It's going to be thrown away, so why not just eat it. That IS a loss to the company....

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I have been very close with my boss (a guy) for over a year now. I am happily married, he is miserably married. He has no feelings for me, but I have a crush on him. Should I tell him? How can I havre a crush if I am happily married? You have a crush on your boss because he is your boss. Not completely unusual at all, unless he looks like a Troll. I assume he treats you better than bosses in your past, or your preconceived notions of what a boss is usually like. Power is an aphrodisiac - not only for those that wield it, but those that view it!

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Why is it important to paln your work and be accountable to others in a administrative role? Because if you don't "plan" adequately, you'll end up "paln-ing" your work. And, if working in "a administrative" role, you'll want to actually work in "AN admistrative" role... You "administrate" - that's why you plan, rethink, replan and then execute --> CORRECTLY the first time!

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We get paid for 40 hours of work. How many hours do you really work? About 55-60 per week. Wait, doing "actual work" as in MY work? Only 20-25. The other 35-40 hours are spent A) Doing OTHER people's work, or 2) UNdoing other people's poor excuse for "work"! Does that answer the question?!

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I live in jersey and was wondering if i would be able to go get my tragus pierced without a parent but with an 18 year old friend. i'm sixteen, is this possible? Sure. What the hell is a tragus?!