Answerbag: otoko no onna's answers

Answer to How can you tell someone is a pedophile just by looking at them?

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:18:06 -0800

How can you tell someone is a pedophile just by looking at them?

I just assume the worst from the start. I will never have kids because I wouldn't ever be able to let them out of the house. There are perverts and predators absolutely everywhere.

Answer to What would you say if you found out that the girl you liked was Bi?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:55:33 -0800

What would you say if you found out that the girl you liked was Bi?

I'd say "Oh, great, this means she's not straight. So I have a chance after all!" :P

Answer to You have a choice. You can have twins and when your twins turn three you will have sextuplets. You will then have 8 children 3 and under. If you choose to not go down this path, you will not have any children at all. What do you choose?

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:36:50 -0800

You have a choice. You can have twins and when your twins turn three you will have sextuplets. You will then have 8 children 3 and under. If you choose to not go down this path, you will not have any children at all. What do you choose?

Unless I become so wealthy that I can comfortably afford a staff to help take care of my kids, I would probably choose to have no kids.

Answer to Will HipHop ever go away?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:15:50 -0800

Will HipHop ever go away?

Considering that it's been around for a couple decades and has become popular on multiple continents, I highly doubt that it's going to disappear any time remotely soon.

Answer to Why do some women fear relationships with men whom they assume are boring?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:11:54 -0800

Why do some women fear relationships with men whom they assume are boring?

Maybe fear isn't quite the right word. Maybe disinterest would work a little better.

Answer to What are some of your favorite avatars on AB (see my answers)?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:59:14 -0800

What are some of your favorite avatars on AB (see my answers)?

pink t-shirt

Answer to What are some of your favorite avatars on AB (see my answers)?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:58:26 -0800

What are some of your favorite avatars on AB (see my answers)?

Either the cat in the pot or the cat with the lime-peel-helmet.

Answer to Is it true that Women: can't understand normal thinking?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:45:13 -0800

Is it true that Women: can't understand normal thinking?

Sorry guys! I need to pay more attention to whether I'm writing in the answer box or the comment box.

Answer to Is it true that Women: can't understand normal thinking?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:38:20 -0800

Is it true that Women: can't understand normal thinking?

Oops! This answer was supposed to be a comment. Sorry!

Answer to Are you in a relationship?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:57:05 -0800

Are you in a relationship?

I'm not in a romantic or sexual relationship, if that's what you mean, but technically I'm in some sort of a relationship with every person I have regular contact with, whether it's a school relationship, work relationship, etc.

Answer to That time of year again. SI Swimsuit issue time. What would you do if your girlfriend shredded it in front of your face?? Then put you down and called it porn?? Guys and Girls, answer please...

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:39:11 -0800

That time of year again. SI Swimsuit issue time. What would you do if your girlfriend shredded it in front of your face?? Then put you down and called it porn?? Guys and Girls, answer please...

I'd tell her to get out of my house, then I'd kick her out every time she acted like that in the future. She'll get the hint pretty quickly. This, for me, would be the beginning of the end.

Answer to Do you ever used a pirated software?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:28:02 -0800

Do you ever used a pirated software?

Not currently, but if this computer dies, I'll be back on my other computer with its pirated copy of Windows XP.

Answer to A friend of mine rented a house from a man who would come over without notice and just walk through the door without knocking. When asked him about it, he said, "It's my house. I can do what I want." Can he do that?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:10:45 -0800

A friend of mine rented a house from a man who would come over without notice and just walk through the door without knocking. When asked him about it, he said, "It's my house. I can do what I want." Can he do that?

Sounds like a pervert to me. That's not even legal. What's he trying to do? See her walking around naked?

Answer to I'm 17 and never been kissed. What's wrong with me?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:04:21 -0800

I'm 17 and never been kissed. What's wrong with me?

Well, assuming you were cured of the childhood ailment known as Cooties, there's probably nothing wrong with you. Maybe nobody thinks you're attracted to them, so they don't give you that kind of attention, thinking that you won't give it back.

Answer to What is the nearest prison to you?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:52:22 -0800

What is the nearest prison to you?

Alcatraz is a couple miles away, but I don't know if that counts, since it's a national park now. I think San Quentin is the closest one currently in operation.

Answer to What is the most unusual animal you have ever touched?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:41:29 -0800

What is the most unusual animal you have ever touched?

A few years ago I got to work at the Academy of Sciences at a live exhibit of endangered reptiles and amphibians from various parts of the world. I holding the animals for little kids to see.

Answer to Do you know the names of your neighbor directly North, South, East, and West of your home? Who are they and If other than English, what would their family names be in English?

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:24:37 -0800

Do you know the names of your neighbor directly North, South, East, and West of your home? Who are they and If other than English, what would their family names be in English?

Well, let's see... To the North is my neighbor Canada. She's a mix of French, Dutch, English, Inuit, and Eskimo, if I'm not mistaken. To the South is my neighbor Mexico. His ancestry is a combination of French, Spanish, and various Native American tribes, some well known, some...

Answer to What could possibly be embarrassing about testing an invisibility potion in the middle of Times Square---you are invisible!! Why could it be embarrassing?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 21:02:42 -0800

What could possibly be embarrassing about testing an invisibility potion in the middle of Times Square---you are invisible!! Why could it be embarrassing?

I think that as long as you make sure to wear the emperor's new clothes you should be just fine.

Answer to Is it alright to drink water that was left overnight?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:05:21 -0800

Is it alright to drink water that was left overnight?

It's fine, unless it's from your fish tank. Then it's not fine except to your fish.

Answer to In the sweltering summer, do you insist on sleeping under a sheet? Or do you sleep without any covers?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:58:37 -0800

In the sweltering summer, do you insist on sleeping under a sheet? Or do you sleep without any covers?

We don't get sweltering summers where I live now, but when I was a kid I would put the sheet across my waist so I wasn't really covered, but it kind of felt like I was.

Answer to Why is women dressing in traditionally masculine clothes so much more socially acceptable than men dressing in traditionally feminine clothes?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:02:14 -0800

Why is women dressing in traditionally masculine clothes so much more socially acceptable than men dressing in traditionally feminine clothes?

Probably because of the women's lib movement. Before that, a woman wouldn't have been any safer in a man's outfit than a man would have been in a woman's.

Answer to Have you ever "hung up" creatively on a telemarketer?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:26:38 -0800

Have you ever "hung up" creatively on a telemarketer?

I use a cell phone, so I don't get calls from these people, but my brother had a pretty funny one a couple years ago (he's 15 now). He told the lady that our mother had "ass cancer" and so she couldn't come to the phone. She yelled at him "Put your mother on the...

Answer to If you got pregnant (guys, just play along) before you were ready, what would you do?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:48:31 -0800

If you got pregnant (guys, just play along) before you were ready, what would you do?

Sorry, guys, I just looked at my answer here and I had to get rid of it.

Answer to Some kids asphyxiate themselves to get high. Is this Darwin at work?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:33:30 -0800

Some kids asphyxiate themselves to get high. Is this Darwin at work?

Are you talking about the "pass out" game? Yes, it's probably Darwin at work, but I've never heard of anyone dying from it. I know some adults asphyxiate themselves for very different reasons...

Answer to Is marijuana worth more ounce for ounce than gold?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:51:13 -0800

Is marijuana worth more ounce for ounce than gold?

I wouldn't think so.

Answer to Is it normal to be treated coldly by someone who just got up from slumber? :'(

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:49:14 -0800

Is it normal to be treated coldly by someone who just got up from slumber? :'(

Oh yeah. Most people aren't very pleasant when they first wake up. Those are generally the people who should be left alone for a little while until they get done with their morning routines.

Answer to What are some good cultural recipes that you grew up with?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:45:42 -0800

What are some good cultural recipes that you grew up with?

Latkes. They're delicious, but I've never made them. My mom always did that part of the cooking. I think you just grate peeled potatoes, stick them together in cakes and fry them in oil until they're golden brown, much like hash browns. Serve them topped with apple sauce or sour...

Answer to What is one vegetable to you just can't eat no matter what?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:39:24 -0800

What is one vegetable to you just can't eat no matter what?

I actually don't think I've ever had a vegetable that's had this effect on me. Maybe eggplant, but even that's tasty if it's done right.

Answer to According to your religion...does God punish someone for attempting suicide?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:14:56 -0800

According to your religion...does God punish someone for attempting suicide?

...forever. Severe depression being a mental illness, you can't expect the afflicted person to be able to see a way out. Also, if the person has a mental illness, they aren't thinking rationally, meaning that you can't expect God to hold them accountable for their actions in that...

Answer to Have you ever seen a person who you could not determine if they were male or female ? Have you ever been question as to what sex you are?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:28:07 -0800

Have you ever seen a person who you could not determine if they were male or female ? Have you ever been question as to what sex you are?

I'm clearly a girl, and have always clearly been a girl. Before puberty I wore girl clothes and long hair, and due to my figure, I couldn't pass as male now if my life depended on it, but there have been plenty of times when I've had trouble telling someone else's sex.

Answer to What would you do if someone offered to cast a demon out of you?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:42:16 -0800

What would you do if someone offered to cast a demon out of you?

I did get deliverance on my hand once, because I kept flipping people off accidentally. I thought she was joking until she kept doing it. It did seem to work, though. Evidently my finger was possessed...

Answer to What do you think about 17 units and a 15 hour job? is that not enough?

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:39:41 -0800

What do you think about 17 units and a 15 hour job? is that not enough?

17 is a lot of units without a job at all. Jeez, you must be a machine!

Answer to What's the worst thing you ever did to a babysitter?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:35:58 -0800

What's the worst thing you ever did to a babysitter?

I was always nice to my babysitters. I even managed once to be the only babysitter to get these 3 sisters to go to bed.

Answer to I think my bf slept with this girl, and now she's trying to befriend me. How can u tell if someone is being a friend or using u to get to your man? I just think it's weird she's wants to be friends after I've found video clips of her b

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:37:24 -0800

I think my bf slept with this girl, and now she's trying to befriend me. How can u tell if someone is being a friend or using u to get to your man? I just think it's weird she's wants to be friends after I've found video clips of her b

I'm in a situation like this one, but from the other girl's side right now. I'm friends with a guy at work (we were friends before we worked together also) but we've never slept together and never will. There is a slight attraction, but it's never talked about and never...

Answer to If you could visit America, where is the first place you would want to go? Americans can answer this as well.

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:22:14 -0800

If you could visit America, where is the first place you would want to go? Americans can answer this as well.

I'm American, and I think I'd either like to go to Alaska or New York city. Or maybe Death Valley. That place is supposed to be amazing.

Answer to Why has my goldfish started to develop silver patches?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:15:41 -0800

Why has my goldfish started to develop silver patches?

Maybe it's ick? You should check with a pet store. You should go now because parasites can kill a fish rather quickly.

Answer to If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity)

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:42:46 -0800

If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity)

This reminds me of that scene in The Jerk when Steve Martin runs out of the house holding one little dog in front and one little dog in back. But I don't have any pets right now, so I'd have to say that I'd probably use the bathmat over my front, held on with duct tape and my...

Answer to To prarphrase Thomas Paine, "These are the times that try men's _________." I want to say, "soles" after a long walk, but what do you say?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:27:48 -0800

To prarphrase Thomas Paine, "These are the times that try men's _________." I want to say, "soles" after a long walk, but what do you say?

bowels lol

Answer to To prarphrase Thomas Paine, "These are the times that try men's _________." I want to say, "soles" after a long walk, but what do you say?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:27:13 -0800

To prarphrase Thomas Paine, "These are the times that try men's _________." I want to say, "soles" after a long walk, but what do you say?

bowels lol

Answer to Men: If you had the choice, would you want your lady to get a boob job?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:03:24 -0800

Men: If you had the choice, would you want your lady to get a boob job?

From a female standpoint, I think that if my boobs were to go flat, like if I'd nursed a bunch of kids or something, I might get a lift. Probably no implants, though.

Answer to Do Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) have any prohibitions about food or drink, such as alcohol?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:44:18 -0800

Do Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) have any prohibitions about food or drink, such as alcohol?

I just looked it up and I couldn't find anything of the sort. They seem like a fairly open and accepting group.

Answer to Why is Oklahomaphobic?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:21:59 -0800

Why is Oklahomaphobic?

haha, I thought you asked "Why is Oakland homophobic?" and I was thinking that we have one hell of a mix of people and that on the whole, this is a pretty accepting area. Then I looked a little closer and realized I'm a couple thousand miles off.

Answer to Why might a doctor prescribe low dose (25mg) seroquel (an anti-psychotic) for insomnia before trying conventional sleeping pills, and if I don't have any history or symptoms of psychosis or bipolar disorder?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:14:41 -0800

Why might a doctor prescribe low dose (25mg) seroquel (an anti-psychotic) for insomnia before trying conventional sleeping pills, and if I don't have any history or symptoms of psychosis or bipolar disorder?

You should ask your doctor that question. Also, I would research it if I were you. I always research my prescriptions. Maybe you could try to get a medical marijuana card if you're in an area where you can get one. Light usage of pot-laced edibles would probably be a good place to start...

Answer to When trying to build muscle mass - will going to the gym just twice a week be enough? Or should i certainly increase it to three times per week (the max i can make it btw)?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:14:29 -0800

When trying to build muscle mass - will going to the gym just twice a week be enough? Or should i certainly increase it to three times per week (the max i can make it btw)?

I think 2-3 times is perfect. Either would be fine.

Answer to Is getting drunk just a society accepted way for behaving like kids again?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:19:59 -0800

Is getting drunk just a society accepted way for behaving like kids again?

No, I think the childlike behavior is just an effect of it. I think people drink because it gives them a way to temporarily shrug off the stresses and anxieties of daily life. (I really sound like I'm full of sh*t, don't I? LOL)

Answer to I want to use lubrication during sex so it will hurt less, but im scared that you can't tell the difference between cum leaking or if it's the lub. like wut if the condom broke, or he precumed in me, you wouldn't kno if its the lub. what do i do?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:51:17 -0800

I want to use lubrication during sex so it will hurt less, but im scared that you can't tell the difference between cum leaking or if it's the lub. like wut if the condom broke, or he precumed in me, you wouldn't kno if its the lub. what do i do?

Get an intra-uterine device (IUD). You can get the one with hormones or the copper one without hormones and then I assure you that you won't have to worry about getting pregnant. Also, you should ALWAYS use lube with the condom, and not just the pre-lubed kind. Buy a bottle and use it...

Answer to As a Christian woman, how can you truly believe god loves you if throughout the bible again and again he has persecuted women who commit the same crimes as men who ARENT persecuted, and created a system of Patriarchy that consistently puts women down?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:25:24 -0800

As a Christian woman, how can you truly believe god loves you if throughout the bible again and again he has persecuted women who commit the same crimes as men who ARENT persecuted, and created a system of Patriarchy that consistently puts women down?

It's very simple. I simply discarded every bit of faith I was raised with that I felt was harmful and counterproductive. This makes some people very angry, but it works for me. Sometimes I believe in God, sometimes I don't, and I'll tell you right now that I think it's...

Answer to Do you think that if you don't have the coordination to drive with one foot (as opposed to one always on the gas and the other always on the brake) that you just shouldn't be allowed to drive?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:48:21 -0800

Do you think that if you don't have the coordination to drive with one foot (as opposed to one always on the gas and the other always on the brake) that you just shouldn't be allowed to drive?

I've seen someone drive like this before. I don't think she was uncoordinated. I think she was just lazy.

Answer to According to your religion...does God punish someone for attempting suicide?

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:44:13 -0800

According to your religion...does God punish someone for attempting suicide?

If the All Powerful "God" would punish people for suicide, then this supposed being must be awfully vindictive, since if "he" is so powerful that "he" can do anything then "he" should have the power to take away the unbearable emotional pain these people...

Answer to Ladies: How do you deal with being constantly harassed by men when all you want to do is walk down the street in peace?

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:42:58 -0800

Ladies: How do you deal with being constantly harassed by men when all you want to do is walk down the street in peace?

Typical response for someone like you. Like I said, I hope you get a taste someday of what it's like to be female. I hope you get the worst case scenario, but then I guess it's not just you I wish that on. I pretty much hate most members of your sex. It's probably a good thing...

Answer to When you walk along the street, do men turn their heads to look at you?

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:55:56 -0800

When you walk along the street, do men turn their heads to look at you?

Yes, and I hate it. Most of the time, it doesn't stop with a look. Usually it also includes lewd remarks, cars slowing down, occasional inappropriate grabbing. I can't walk down the street in peace. The only time this doesn't happen is when I'm wearing dirty, baggy, wrinkled...

Answer to What are you "supposed" to be doing right now?

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:09:48 -0800

What are you "supposed" to be doing right now?

Studying C++, Japanese, U.S. Government, and algebra. Yikes! I'd better get off the internet.

Answer to I just flexed my calf and then squeezed and it instantly locked up into a charlie horse-- has this ever happened to anybody else on any muscle?

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:25:01 -0800

I just flexed my calf and then squeezed and it instantly locked up into a charlie horse-- has this ever happened to anybody else on any muscle?

At swim practice when I had fins on. I had to hold myself up by the lane rope. It only happened once in all the years I swam, but man did it hurt! Once was more than enough!

Answer to What do you do when you feel sad and alone.

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:20:02 -0800

What do you do when you feel sad and alone.

I cry or sleep or go online or read or put on makeup or watch a movie or do homework...

Answer to What horrible sins have you committed lately?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:52:19 -0800

What horrible sins have you committed lately?

Well, I pigged out on dessert (not one, but TWO panna cottas...mmm...), so I committed gluttony. I was checking out some hot passers-by while I ate my desserts, so I commited lust. (hubba hubba) I'm sure there are others that I commited, but that's all I can think of right now.

Answer to What do you eat when you feel sick to your stomach?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:45:14 -0800

What do you eat when you feel sick to your stomach?

plain white rice with nothing on it

Answer to What is your least favorite smell?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:37:39 -0800

What is your least favorite smell?

I absolutely cannot stand the smell of scotch whiskey. Even thinking of that smell makes the muscles in my throat and belly tense up and makes my sinuses hurt a little. I've hated that smell all my life. It makes me sick.

Answer to How often do you masturbate? Be honest.

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:17:42 -0800

How often do you masturbate? Be honest.

If my life is very calm, then not very often. More if I'm stressed. Basically, the more stressed I am, the more I do it. Whether I'm sexually active with anyone else really doesn't have a whole lot of bearing on what I do on my own.

Answer to How often do you skip your college classes? What do you do?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:13:02 -0800

How often do you skip your college classes? What do you do?

Occasionally I skip Japanese because I'm too tired to get up, but in general I don't like to skip.

Answer to Who struck the first blow? David or Goliath?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:00:44 -0800

Who struck the first blow? David or Goliath?

I thought the only blow was a rock from David's sling.

Answer to What's your favourite simpsons moment?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:21:01 -0800

What's your favourite simpsons moment?

The Simpsons were at the rodeo. They were watching one of the rodeo guys ride a bull and it flashed to Bart's face, saying "That bull really knows how to toss his salad!" Then it went back to the guy on the bull. The next time I saw the episode, that part had been edited out. ...

Answer to What are the chance of a cop not showing up for court date. it is a reckless driving case.

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 20:01:33 -0800

What are the chance of a cop not showing up for court date. it is a reckless driving case.

I think that depends on which city it is- how well paid the police are, how well staffed, etc.

Answer to I heard a statistic that says on average a four year old child will ask 437 questions a day. What is the cutest thing a child has ever asked you?

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:14:45 -0800

I heard a statistic that says on average a four year old child will ask 437 questions a day. What is the cutest thing a child has ever asked you?

A friend of mine is a kindergarten teacher. He's got one of those mustaches that only looks right on a gay guy whose prime was in the 70s/80s and really hairy arms. One of the kids said he had a lot of mustaches all over his arms, then asked him if he took his mustache off at night.

Answer to How old was the youngest child you've heard to swear?

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:11:32 -0800

How old was the youngest child you've heard to swear?

When I was in high school, I decided it would be a good idea to teach my sister how to swear. I think she was in kindergarten or 1st grade. In my obnoxious teenage mind, I figured she'd need to know this stuff so she would get a head start on being "cool". I promptly stopped the...

Answer to Is there a perfum/cologne that you can identify on anyone?

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 09:04:28 -0800

Is there a perfum/cologne that you can identify on anyone?

Angel. I can identify it on anyone, and it only seems to smell good on darker-skinned girls- Middle Eastern and Black. I don't know if there's a different body chemistry going on, or what, but yeah, it's identifiable on most people, but only good on a portion of the people who wear...

Answer to Do you ever get irritated when work gets in the way of your AB time? I have to go to work soon so no more ABing until I get home :(

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:34:44 -0800

Do you ever get irritated when work gets in the way of your AB time? I have to go to work soon so no more ABing until I get home :(

I'm always glad to have something to drag me away from the computer. If that doesn't happen, I'll stay online about four different sites, none of which are even porn sites (at least then I'd feel a little more justified for getting stuck- a proper run of the mill addiction,...

Answer to Are cats psychic? They always seem to be underfoot and one in particular appears to predict where I will be next.

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:39:47 -0800

Are cats psychic? They always seem to be underfoot and one in particular appears to predict where I will be next.

No, it's just that they have better senses than us and so they can find us and follow us around better than we can do to them.

Answer to Which are better dogs or rabbits?

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:38:33 -0800

Which are better dogs or rabbits?

How about a giant rabbit (and believe me, they can get up to a few feet long) playing with a medium sized dog. They can be friends and live together. I don't know if a rabbit would actually play with the dog, but it sure would be cute if the did.

Answer to I hate coughs and colds. how do i get rid of it faster?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:56:53 -0800

I hate coughs and colds. how do i get rid of it faster?

Lots of sleep is good and if you make sure to drink lots and lots of water, it will help your body break up the mucus so you won't be so congested. Stay the heck away from milk and OJ, because they thicken mucus. On top of lots of water, try to have soup with every meal. Anything to get...

Answer to Is all lying wrong or are there some lies which are excusable or even good?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:33:30 -0800

Is all lying wrong or are there some lies which are excusable or even good?

Ever hear of a white lie? Imagine if someone invited you to their house for dinner and they poured their heart and soul into the cooking and you just absolutely hated it, and they had no idea that it wasn't good? Would you be so rude and hurtful as to tell them what you really thought of the...

Answer to I'm making a CD for Valentines Day (Love songs) Can anyone suggest any love songs worth putting on this CD ? Thanks

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:34:57 -0800

I'm making a CD for Valentines Day (Love songs) Can anyone suggest any love songs worth putting on this CD ? Thanks

Number One, by Goldfrapp

Answer to My dog just ripped $1000 in $100 bills. I have all the pieces and most are not too bad, are they considered useable?

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:29:43 -0800

My dog just ripped $1000 in $100 bills. I have all the pieces and most are not too bad, are they considered useable?

Tape them back together as best you can and take it to the bank. Or spend it, whatever. 51% of a bill is still considered usable tender, btw.

Answer to Has anyone got a screwdriver?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:11:09 -0800

Has anyone got a screwdriver?

No, I don't have the stuff, but I would gladly make you a gin and tonic. Wait I don't have that stuff either... sorry...

Answer to Are you old enough to be able to correctly answer the question at hytp://www.answerbag.com/q_view/594280 without researching it first?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:59:52 -0800

Are you old enough to be able to correctly answer the question at hytp://www.answerbag.com/q_view/594280 without researching it first?

Apparently I'm not, because I've never heard of those lines. It's not from a Dolly Parton movie is it?

Answer to Have you ever used the paper sample of cologne or perfume in a magazine?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:40:17 -0800

Have you ever used the paper sample of cologne or perfume in a magazine?

All through my adolescence. I remember in middle school we'd buy girly magazines and make sure to maximize the use of those things so that we could wear the sample perfume more than once.

Answer to When did the slang phrase "knuckle sandwich" originate?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:31:37 -0800

When did the slang phrase "knuckle sandwich" originate?

from http://www.englishdaily626.com/slang.php?075 "Etymology: A 'sandwich' is an assortment of food between two pieces of bread, and 'knuckles' are the bones in your hand. So a 'knuckle sandwich' is a fist that goes straight toward your mouth."

Answer to Why do people in the U.S.A. spell words phonetically?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:28:57 -0800

Why do people in the U.S.A. spell words phonetically?

We only do that in very informal settings, such as when we're text messaging or writing a note in class, something like that. For work and school, it wouldn't be very appropriate.

Answer to What kind of websites to you visit regularly for fun or current events?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:01:57 -0800

What kind of websites to you visit regularly for fun or current events?

fark.com yahoo.com

Answer to I have seen this a few times lately. So, now the new thing is people coming out as heterosexual? So, what are you??? Hmmm?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:57:55 -0800

I have seen this a few times lately. So, now the new thing is people coming out as heterosexual? So, what are you??? Hmmm?

Personally, I'm OMNISEXUAL...!!!! Look out!

Answer to My son just came out to me as a heterosexual. What do I do? How should I react?

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:51:46 -0800

My son just came out to me as a heterosexual. What do I do? How should I react?

One of my coworkers came out to me as a heterosexual on a lunchtime shopping trip once. I could tell that she just couldn't hold it in any longer. It must have been hard for her to be living in San Francisco, having to pass under that rainbow flag just to walk in through the front door of...

Answer to Do you consider yourself special?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:15:10 -0800

Do you consider yourself special?

Special as in extraordinary or special as in short bus?

Answer to Why can't I be you? (De do do do, do do di)

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:00:13 -0800

Why can't I be you? (De do do do, do do di)

What's the matter, Robert Smith? Do you not like being you? :P

Answer to Do older guys like younger girls?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:58:34 -0800

Do older guys like younger girls?

I'm pretty sure most do...

Answer to Why is it that men have such a hard time understanding women?

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:55:53 -0800

Why is it that men have such a hard time understanding women?

I think it's a communication issue. Boys and girls are taught to communicate in different ways which leaves them misinterpreting each other later in life. Here's a three paragraph exerpt from an essay I wrote about this very subject, if you want to read it... "Many girls are...

Answer to Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:51:31 -0800

Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

I don't fear death. Death is unavoidable so I think that being afraid of it is counterproductive in the general scheme of things. I don't believe firmly in any afterlife and I don't really believe in "sin" in the Christian sense of the word. It seems more reasonable to...

Answer to What are the benefits of eating Jello?

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:02:58 -0800

What are the benefits of eating Jello?

It's yummy! :) I'd say that's a great benefit. Supposedly it helps with hair and nails, but I think if I ate that much of it, it would lose it's most important benefit to me, which I just mentioned, that IT'S YUMMY! =D

Answer to How can I get porn on basic cable?

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:09:04 -0800

How can I get porn on basic cable?

I think you're about 15 years too late for the spice channel. It was VH1 during the day and porn at night. If you didn't order it, you could watch the screen. When you were a kid, four identical boobs and four left knees waving across the screen perfectly synchronized was about as...

Answer to I LOVE TO SMELL MY OWN FARTS...IS THIS NORMAL...?

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:05:15 -0800

I LOVE TO SMELL MY OWN FARTS...IS THIS NORMAL...?

I have heard of just such a fetish. There have been fart sniffers throughout history and you're one of 'em! Congratulations!

Answer to 3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female?

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:33:40 -0800

3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female?

A. A pop gun, with a real cork. B. Just the one. C. Female.

Answer to After very tall & thin, which would you say is the next best body for female high-fashion runway models? a) Average-to-plus size who are taller than 5'7", b) Slim-to-average who are under 5'7", c) Both a) and b), d) Other, or e) Only very tall & thin can

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:32:22 -0800

After very tall & thin, which would you say is the next best body for female high-fashion runway models? a) Average-to-plus size who are taller than 5'7", b) Slim-to-average who are under 5'7", c) Both a) and b), d) Other, or e) Only very tall & thin can

I don't like this multiple choice business. A is Tyra Banks. B is Kate Moss. I guess I'd have to say C/both. Are there any athletic-bodied runway models?

Answer to When somebody says fu*k off, what can be the best reply be? or what would you say?

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:29:31 -0800

When somebody says fu*k off, what can be the best reply be? or what would you say?

F*ck on. Screw on. Screw off. Thank you. I love you, too, baby. Does that mean you want me? You too, buddy. Just some ideas I have. :)

Answer to If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, Sugar, won't you let me know?

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:10:44 -0800

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, Sugar, won't you let me know?

Doesn't anybody the song I'm referencing? My joke is funny! I swear!

Answer to I have a problem with binge eating and I think I need professional help. Do I need to see a nutritionist or mental health professional?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:42:20 -0800

I have a problem with binge eating and I think I need professional help. Do I need to see a nutritionist or mental health professional?

Honestly? I would try a support group for people with the same problem.

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:37:12 -0800

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

ing relationship; sometimes self-pity; can represent big

Answer to Don't ask / don't tell is it time for change? i served in the USMC before dadt back in the bad old days of the witch hunt. at the time i saw this policy as a definite improvement. is it time for this policy to be scrapped?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:35:33 -0800

Don't ask / don't tell is it time for change? i served in the USMC before dadt back in the bad old days of the witch hunt. at the time i saw this policy as a definite improvement. is it time for this policy to be scrapped?

My friend was in the army and he says they still ask you anyway, by asking indirect questions like "Do you have a girlfriend?" and "Where does she live?" and "What's her name?" I've never been in the military, but the only reason I think they should get rid...

Answer to Ladies, what is the one thing a man can do to turn you on, no matter what kind of mood you're in?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:29:00 -0800

Ladies, what is the one thing a man can do to turn you on, no matter what kind of mood you're in?

If I'm in a pissy mood, it's gotta be something forceful and rough. In a better mood than that, there's really no constant.

Answer to Ladies-Esquire Magazine says that one of the 175 things a man must do during his lifetime is to shave a woman's legs-true or false?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:26:55 -0800

Ladies-Esquire Magazine says that one of the 175 things a man must do during his lifetime is to shave a woman's legs-true or false?

If he wanted to, I suppose I'd let him, but honestly that sounds like a really good way to lose some skin!

Answer to After I shave my legs there are tiny dark dots where I can still see where the hair is. What can I do to prevent this from happening?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:20:57 -0800

After I shave my legs there are tiny dark dots where I can still see where the hair is. What can I do to prevent this from happening?

You're going to have to wax. That's your hair showing through the skin. I have the same problem, assuming that you're talking about what I think you're talking about. If you don't want to do that, getting a tan can help camouflage it a bit. (Use a fake tanner or the real...

Answer to Why is it everytime i shave my legs I get nicked. Even if it comes with a soap foam around the blade, it still happens. ANyone with a better remedy for leg hair?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:14:13 -0800

Why is it everytime i shave my legs I get nicked. Even if it comes with a soap foam around the blade, it still happens. ANyone with a better remedy for leg hair?

I use Venus (NEVER that one with the stupid purple soap thing!) and a cheap shaving cream (shaving cream- very important!) and I don't cut myself anymore. And for my underarms, I wax. Actually, I'd never shave again if I could afford to just wax. It's much less irritating to my...

Answer to Why do i constantly get razor burn in the area around my adams apple, but only when using an electric shaver and even with new blades, it never happens with a regular razor.

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:08:21 -0800

Why do i constantly get razor burn in the area around my adams apple, but only when using an electric shaver and even with new blades, it never happens with a regular razor.

Maybe it's that particular razor. Maybe you could try a different electric razor and see if it still happens.