http://www.answerbag.com/profile/251176 New Answerbag answers from Borderlinux Tue, 29 May 2012 12:28:44 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 12:28:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7680510 Are Girl Scout cookies available year-round?<br /><br />If you buy enough, yes. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:01:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7680510 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7680504 What does the USA have that London dosnt? Please answer!<br /><br />Better food and rednecks. Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:00:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7680504 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018043 Where would you least like to stay while travelling?<br /><br />Anywhere within olfactory range of that diaper wearing vacationing family on other recent questions. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:23:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018043 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018013 Why do teens take risks?<br /><br />They haven&#039;t learned the price yet. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:20:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018013 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018001 How did Noah keep all the predatory animals and insects and fish from eating all the more docile creatures?<br /><br />Same way Neo confronted the Architect...it was in the manuscript. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:19:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7018001 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017979 Where in the U.S. is it the hotest during the summer?<br /><br />Inside the reactor core of some US nuclear power plant...I&#039;m not sure exactly which one. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:17:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017979 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017682 Your at a buffet that has everything-what will you put on your plate?<br /><br />I don&#039;t have an &quot;as a buffet that&quot;. I think you meant &quot;you&#039;re&quot;. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:39:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017682 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017649 What's better, a Chevy or Ford?<br /><br />Ford is the better piece of overpriced shit built by UAW goons that ran Chevy into bankruptcy, but I&#039;ll stick to buying quality...which neither Ford nor Chevy has at their pricepoints they need to set to cover the union contracts and almost remain somewhat competitive to non-UAW plants by... Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:34:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017649 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017605 How was your weekend?<br /><br />Just another day...worked as usual. No holiday here. I refuse to celebrate &quot;freedom&quot; when we&#039;re nose diving and throttling up into full blown socialism then complete global economic collapse. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:29:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017605 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017586 Did you know that killer whales in the Northern Pacific are now developing breast cancer because of the rubbish, dioxins and other chemicals that are being dumped overboard by brain-dead cretins?<br /><br />Sucks not to be on the top of the food chain, doesn&#039;t it? Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:27:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017586 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017544 I just realized that life is not fun without alcohol. I can live for as long as I need to without it, but life just seems like a repetitive boring cycle. What is the problem?<br /><br />You&#039;re not smoking enough pot. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:22:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017544 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017513 What is your favorite thing to order in McDonalds?<br /><br />Fat. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:20:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017513 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017456 African American, why do you still strongly worship white man's Christian beliefs, when they were forced over your traditional ancestral spiritual beliefs when captured & slaved? (to understand more, please see my answer below) No offense intended.<br /><br />What the hell does race have to do with spirituality?? And who the hell are you to imply beliefs of christians are mine because I&#039;m white?? Hit yourself with a clue stick. Ask why many Christians turned their backs on their ancestor&#039;s beliefs or something. Race doesn&#039;t have... Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:14:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017456 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017420 Is it possible to write or speak without using cliche?<br /><br />Yes. I just did. Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:09:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017420 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017416 I'm very tired and yet i cannot sleep. Happens most nights, what can i do?<br /><br />I can exhaust myself physically but my damn brain wont stfu and it prevents me from getting contiguous sleep. My remedy is to drink heavily. It&#039;s a shitty &quot;solution&quot; but all I know thus far. Seems like all the damn sleep aids are geared towards making the physical body more... Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:08:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7017416 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7005182 What are you doing right now?<br /><br />Right now I am failing miserably at appeasing your request to keep the answer short as I throw in my two cents in an attempt to answer this question. Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:12:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7005182 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7000062 Sometimes I read about people who commit suicide and I think to myself, "good for them, they're out of it." Do I need to rethink this?<br /><br />Selfish opinion: No. More realistic opinion: Only if you discount/discard the impact to any ummmmmm &quot;loved ones&quot; (loose fitting term). A lot comes down to personal outlook on death. Personally, I do not view death as an end, nor do I view it as a bad thing. My grandmother... Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:47:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7000062 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6999977 Hatred, torment, despair, misery, affliction, pain, despondency, rage, dejection, agony, torture, anguish, depression, and hopelessness. What happens to a person who feels ALL of these over a period of 10+ years?<br /><br />They deal or learn to deal with it...or chose to remain miserable. Either way. I guess some try to check out...some may even succeed, but basically it&#039;s up to you to figure out your own brain and move on (or give up, see a shrink, and get meds that make you forget everything including who... Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:36:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6999977 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6999959 Why do people whine so much?<br /><br />They are entitleist weenies too immature to learn that life happens, and that the way to conquer and prosper from said happenings is to assume complete responsibility for one&#039;s self. Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:33:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6999959 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990099 The last time you "BURPED" what were you drinking?<br /><br />Campbells chunky chicken noodle soup broth. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:22:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990099 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990070 When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?<br /><br />About a month ago...finally met a chix0r crazy enough to handle me, turned out she was too crazy for me to handle...and I have a pretty high tolerance for crazies! I guess it&#039;s a good thing she blew me off when she did. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:20:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990070 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990033 Did you see the lunar eclipse?i missed it...<br /><br />No, I needed a dual action saw from Billy Mays to saw a Mitsubishi Eclipse. AFAIK there isn&#039;t a saw capable of slicing the moon to disrupt a solar eclipse so I gather you must have meant the car...even though that was actually a Mazda 626 that they sawed on the infomercial. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:16:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990033 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990012 What would you make with a piece of wood<br /><br />A paddle. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:14:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6990012 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989764 What if you only hit ur son everynow and then? for if they mess up<br /><br />You already fucked up if you brought innocent children in to *THIS* world against their will. Deal with it. Hit them or not...you already did a gross dis-service to them. Might as well beat the hell out of them, too. At least they&#039;ll know how to handle an ass-kicking when we&#039;re all... Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:50:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989764 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989733 Do you think people who do not spell properly, or at least type in text-talk, should be banned from AB? If not, what would you do about them?<br /><br />Banned? WTF? Why censor their advertisements of their (lack of) intellect? Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:47:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989733 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989647 In your opinion, what should be banned in your country?<br /><br />Obama voters. They obviously lack sense. We will now nose dive and throttle up...and bring the entire world economy down with us. Gee. Nice. :( Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:39:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989647 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989621 Apartment renters: How much do you pay for utilities each month?<br /><br />Last Apt I had an active lease on was Feb this year...gas and electric was included in the rent. Define utilities. My cell was/is $34/mo, which only counts if it&#039;s your only phone. Internet and pay-tv are luxuries so I don&#039;t consider them a utility. I had a trash chute down the... Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:37:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989621 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989571 With only a runner on third...can a right hand pitcher fake a throw to third?<br /><br />Umm yeah. Weather it will be effective or not adds a substantial layer of complication. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:32:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989571 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989527 What books or papers on quantum physics or cosmology have had the greatest influence on your views of the universe?<br /><br />The Physics of Consciousness: The Quantum Mind and the Meaning of Life by Evan Harris Walker Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:26:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989527 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989492 When I drink too much caffeine these symptoms should I be worried? tightness in chest, hard to breathe, pain in limbs, fuzzy head,can't think, cant keep balance, pass out, hyperventilation or dont breathe enough, cant focus, pain in chest?<br /><br />Weakling. No such thing as strong coffee...only weak people. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:21:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989492 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989474 I was thinking about giving my daughter-in-law a gift card for her birthday instead of a gift she may not like. You think she prefer a gift card or a check?<br /><br />Check/Cash. Gift cards obligate the recipient to spend every cent and then some of their own money...or leave some on the table (card) when it gets low. Just send them the cash or a check if they have the means to cash it without paying a check cashing place...unless it&#039;s some place you... Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:20:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989474 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989455 What is banned in your country?<br /><br />Freedom. I&#039;m in the USA under the Obamanator. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:17:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989455 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989448 When you were little, did your parents send you to Sunday School or did they take you?<br /><br />Send or Take? No other choices? What a convoluted question! Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:16:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989448 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989426 If i was a damn good artist for a day, i would draw _____?<br /><br />against Billy the Kid. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:13:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989426 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989419 Did your high school fail at teaching you what you are suppose to learn?<br /><br />No. It was up to me to accept or discard what was taught. Perhaps you were absent on individual responsibility day. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:12:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989419 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989397 Where can I find a list of music that brings back memories in 1995? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time you lazy assholes got it search now stupid look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question.<br /><br />And AB *STILL* hasn&#039;t learned to filter this. Sad. Go Go Gadget Glitchbag. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:09:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989397 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989386 Do you think it is right for kids in foster home to be abuse why or why not?<br /><br />Ummm yeah, it&#039;s ok to abuse them &#039;cause they&#039;re fosties. W T F ? ? ? Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:08:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989386 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989379 When the phone rings, there is a knock on the door, you get a comment on AB from someone you don't like, etc., do you feel a compulsion to answer or look or can you ignore it? I know some people have to answer or look and some can easily ignore.<br /><br />I have no obligation to answer my door, phone, or comments. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:06:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989379 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989366 What childhood toy would you like to see a live-action film version made?<br /><br />Ricochet Racers. Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:04:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6989366 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6980151 What is your answer to peace on earth?<br /><br />Unbalancing that equation. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:47:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6980151 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6979155 What do think caused the disappearance of drive-in theaters?<br /><br />Surround sound...even 5.1. Beats the hell out of the bulk of Joe Moviegoer&#039;s in-car sound system (modern drive ins transmit the movie audio over FM radio which is only 2 channels of audio). Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:54:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6979155 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974719 Are computers a conspiracy to evolve handhelds PDA phones into gps tracking implants to be monitored by the government? Without realizing, nearly everyone now has a cell that can give your location at all times to those with access to the satellites<br /><br />If &quot;Nearly everyone&quot; has a cell that transmits your location then why would implants be needed? By the way, &quot;Nearly everyone&quot; is not using cells that transmit their location to satellites. That is not how the system works. You&#039;re spreading FUD (Fear, Unrest, and... Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:09:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974719 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974695 If you witnessed a car accident where the driver pulled his wife's mangled corpse from the wreckage into the street and held it tightly as he screamed words of sheer agony, would you have tried to comfort the guy or would you have kept walking?<br /><br />Keep walking. Unless I had my camera. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:05:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974695 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974677 If you heard gunshots while you are walking home in a busy street, what is the safest thing to do?<br /><br />Move away. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:03:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974677 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974648 If America wants gun law restrictions imposed, why did hundred of thousand Amercian's purchase firearms the day after President Obama won the election?<br /><br />Your &quot;if&quot; premise must be incorrect. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:00:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974648 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974573 What kind of the music would you recommend if i just listen to the Linkin park?<br /><br />Hit pandora.com and type in Linkin Park. It&#039;s a free streaming site that plays stuff similar to what you like based on their ever-growing database of users giving thumbs up or down on different songs/genres. The longer you &quot;train&quot; it, the more accurate it finds you new stuff... Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:49:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974573 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974402 Do you like Windows 7 or Windows Vista?<br /><br />No. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:32:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974402 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974378 Do you care more about a car's performance or how it looks?<br /><br />Performance &gt; looks Substance &gt; aesthetics Functionality &gt; image It&#039;s not even close. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:30:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974378 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974353 Will the atheist arrogance in what does not exist EVER be as strong as the religious belief in what does?<br /><br />Sounds like you&#039;d consider it a threat if it did. That alone should be an eye opener to rethink your own beliefs, whatever they may be. If one&#039;s beliefs are threatened merely by another belief system becoming strong, then your beliefs aren&#039;t strong enough for you in the first place. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:28:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974353 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974245 Why do people judge an operating system before actually using it? My friends all say "nothing runs on Linux" or "Linux has no drivers" or "Linux is ugly". These are all blatantly false but people still believe them. Why?<br /><br />Trying to understand or change the dumb masses is an exercise in futility. Just use what works for your purposes and let others do the same. Linux has it&#039;s place, as does windows, as does HPUX, True64, MPE, NonStop, VMS, and hundreds more. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:18:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974245 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974196 What's are the first 4, four-letter words that come to your mind?<br /><br />Fuck that dumb shit. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:14:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974196 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974179 What was the first movie you remember watching in a theater?<br /><br />I know my parents took me to a bunch of Disney flicks when I was a kid, but the first movie I actually remember was The original Star Wars. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:12:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974179 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974125 Buying something: if you had the cash, would you pay cash/write a check or still put the item on your credit card?<br /><br />It would look like I was putting it on credit, but the &quot;credit&quot; card is actually a money market account, funded by my cash. I would tell the cashier &quot;credit&quot; because for all &quot;signature purchases&quot; I&#039;d get 1.5% refunded regardless of the item. If I rang it up as... Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:06:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974125 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974085 What table manners do you find archaic?<br /><br />Saying &quot;Pardon me&quot; after burping. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:00:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974085 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974031 How do i write the following numbers in base 5: 13,27,80,190?<br /><br />By paying attention in class then performing the conversion as taught. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:54:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6974031 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973998 How many people enjoy hardcore/screaming type music,i really enjoy it,but my mother doesn't know how i could listen to it,im 15,how many other people like this?<br /><br />I love the energy of the music, the in-your-face riffs, the driving pounding rhythms, etc...but I can&#039;t stand growling/screaming. I listen to it anyway though and just tune out the &quot;vocals&quot;. What really sucks is when they actually are capable of singing yet they growl most of the... Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:50:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973998 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973956 How do you know this world isn't just fiction?<br /><br />It is, although it is based on reality if you dig deep enough. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:45:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973956 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973939 Should smoking be allowed in jails? Is it fair to not allow you smoke at such a stressful time?<br /><br />fair??? LOL! It&#039;s jail. You must have quite a sheltered life. Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:43:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6973939 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965384 Education in this country is at an all time low in grade and high schools. What can we do to help?<br /><br />Parents need to step up and stop having kids they cannot afford to provide for (including non-governmental education and not dumping them off on everyone else to teach them about life instead of teaching them your life lessons and allowing them to improve upon them). Stop raising entitleists.... Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:43:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965384 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965305 Would you agree that good things come to those who wait?<br /><br />No. Contrary to the entitleist mentality rampant in the US, it is not enough simply to exist and wait for all these good things to just happen to you. There are no guarantees. Results take preparation, often unnoticed, and thereby often confused for rewards simply for waiting. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:36:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965305 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965261 Anyone here ever tried to commit suicide and didn't do it? If so why did you stop yourself?<br /><br />After 2 failed attempts it became clear to me that I &quot;wasn&#039;t allowed&quot; to check out early. Perhaps I&#039;m just a slow learner. Eventually I accepted that I&#039;m &quot;stuck here&quot;, and oh well. *shrug* Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:31:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965261 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965189 Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk?<br /><br />They&#039;re not &quot;more attractive&quot;, rather the line for &quot;attractive enough&quot; takes a dive towards the ugly side of the appearance scale the drunker we get. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:24:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965189 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965130 What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a fat guy wearing a T-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks"<br /><br />Nothing wrong with it in this country...has something to do with the first amendment (at least for a little while longer, but that right will go away as well as we throttle up and dive faster into socialism). I mean, it&#039;s not like Mr Fatty&#039;s marketing campaign is actually going to... Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:17:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965130 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965047 What is the best way to convince atheists about God?<br /><br />Atheists are already convinced about god. No convincing is needed. Are you implying they are following beliefs of which they are not convinced? That just doesn&#039;t make any sense. Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:09:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6965047 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957561 Can you determine the current in a circuit consisting of a 1000 ohm resisor with a voltage of 50 volts dc across it<br /><br />Yes I most certainly can. Mr. Ohm can, too. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:08:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957561 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957552 Have you ever been fired from your job but you did nothing wrong?<br /><br />Yes, there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking a couple bikes up on the dept store roof to ride around w/ another stockperson while on the clock. Customers were complaining of the thumps from the roof and falling dust inside the store. The nerve of them! Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:07:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957552 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957527 Can a word ever rightly express that which is invisible?<br /><br />Certainly. Words can describe smells, tastes, feelings, sounds, etc. Expression transcends mere vision. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:04:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957527 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957505 What do you do when you can't sleep?<br /><br />30% Everclear, 70% Sour Apple Schnapps, a splash of lemon juice, and a few squirts of pepper sauce, rolled over crushed ice. Two of those in 18 Oz Solo cups and I can usually get to sleep. Ideally I&#039;d like a better way to get the brain to stfu but no luck for my liver thus far. Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:00:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6957505 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927962 Got my implant out about 5 months ago, the nurse who did it has left a really big scar and it's really annoying, i wanted her to put another in but she refused. and told me i should get the coil, what should i do? cause i know i'll forget to take the pill<br /><br />Implant? Scar? Coil? Posted in Birth Control? Because you can&#039;t get in the habit of doing one thing per day? I have no idea what you&#039;re talking about, but if you can&#039;t find a way to develop the habit of doing ONE thing per day, then surgery is likely not the answer to your... Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:52:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927962 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927933 Do You Think Getting Rich Is All About Luck?<br /><br />No. Luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity. If you never prepare, then you will suck no matter what opportunity knocks. Even though those that did prepare may seem &quot;lucky&quot;. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:50:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927933 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927906 Why is the temperature invalid after 2:00 p.m. in the state of Florida?<br /><br />Same reason prune juice can&#039;t be refilled during waning crescent moon phases? Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:47:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927906 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927868 Sniff your left armpit and will you let me know how it smells?<br /><br />Can&#039;t tell, my sinuses won&#039;t let me interpret the input signals today. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:43:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927868 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927852 If you wrote your own biography, what would the title be and why?<br /><br />Quantasmic Pontification for Dummies. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:42:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927852 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927797 If you won the lottery, would you help out your family?<br /><br />No for a myriad of reasons. First off, lotteries are essentially a tax for those that suck at math. Even if there was some arguably +EV bet on a powerball grown wild, my family isn&#039;t what got me where I am today. I would reward those that gave me my foundation first. My pseudofamily may... Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:37:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927797 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927752 How old were you when u first got drunk?<br /><br />15, puked in a friend&#039;s car during a mobile party...they kicked me out and I had to stumble home. I&#039;d have prolly done the same. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:34:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927752 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927731 Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?<br /><br />No services next 397 miles. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:32:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927731 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927247 What was the first human ever on earth?<br /><br />Well, since you&#039;re ignoring that time is relative and in essence just another direction of travel (by implying there is such a thing as a first), then any human could be &quot;the first&quot; in whatever twisted version of static and linear time your reality apparently is clinging to. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:42:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927247 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927209 What kind of relgious influence will be at the funeral service for Michael Jackson?<br /><br />Prolly a certain subset of Catholicism that likes little boys. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:39:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927209 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927189 Global warming is described as "essentially a runaway train that cannot be stopped for centuries" so how can we prevent or reverse sea-level rise?<br /><br />Verify the bogusness of your sources of information. Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:37:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6927189 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6918120 SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! I got hair dye on my floor! I don't know what to do and I have limited time before parent gets home! And Uhm.. I did try wood cleaner and nail polish remover? What do I use to get it out of my wooden floor? HELP!<br /><br />sandpaper. Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:47:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6918120 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6909649 What's your credit card number?<br /><br />I have an Office 97 Mastercard. It&#039;s 1111-1111-1111-1112 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:06:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6909649 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6905304 I am not sure that I understand much about Jehovah's witnesses..but I did work with a man who told me that only a select few would go to heaven..so why do they try to recruit more?<br /><br />&quot;I joined the Jehovah&#039;s Witness Protection program. Now I go around knocking on doors telling people I&#039;m somebody else.&quot; -Steven Wright Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:35:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6905304 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6905284 Give me a name that starts with G?<br /><br />Germany. General Electric. Guava. Gyroscope. Guitar. You did not say it couldn&#039;t be the name of a country, corporation, fruit, equipment, or instrument. Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:32:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6905284 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6885826 What do you believe is the single biggest threat to the survival of the human race?<br /><br />Liberals. Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:55:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6885826 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6885576 If both you and your spouse were unemployed and soon to be homeless,would you let your wife strip at a mens club to make some money?<br /><br />Of course. I was married to a stripper for a while. I never understood the objections. We had enough trust...so if a bunch of Joes wanted to pay my rent because she looked good, why the hell not? Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:32:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6885576 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6880950 The U.S. dollar is about to lose it's status as the world's reserve currency and it will be very, very painful for us. (Think Wiemar Republic or Zimbabwe) Are you ready for our entire way of life to go away? Not joking. The s**t is about to hit the fan.<br /><br />I was saying that months ago. On September 12...I max&#039;d my 401k contributions and my boss thought I was nuts. Hell, the market was on sale! I do not feel the same way this time...quite the opposite, actually. This lil bump we have at the moment is artificial and I have zero confidence... Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:44:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6880950 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6880908 Is Black or Yellow the color you wear the most often?<br /><br />All black...makes laundry day simpler. Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:38:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6880908 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862499 You either love clowns or absolutely hate them, which is it?<br /><br />I don&#039;t give a fuck about clowns one way or another. I neither love nor hate them. They&#039;re just high school jokesters wearing makeup...or pedophiles Meh. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:47:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862499 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862454 Is it true that hp may close down<br /><br />LOL umm no. Stock up from ~$28 in March to ~$38 now, up from the 14-18 range in Fortune 500 to #9 today. We&#039;re kicking ass...and yeah there are problems...but they&#039;ve got a plan and are getting pretty damn good at putting out fires and adapting on the fly...I should know since... Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:41:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862454 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862374 This guy is 3 yeras older then me. he told me he loved me.we spent one night together,everyone hated us because of our age,He stop texting me and talking to me for 2 months al he done was starred at me,he text me last week. sayin hes sorry.what will i do?<br /><br />Fuck him again, sounds like he needs another fling with a practice girl. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:30:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862374 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862353 Can all things be controlled/manipulated to some degree?<br /><br />Yes. All you need to do to believe is to taste a sirloin grilled on my antigrav-drive deep freezer! Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:27:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862353 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862304 I've always thought that any given music inspires a certain emotion or group of emotions, can anyone give me a piece of music that inspires no emotion? (Silence not being an option, despite the fact that its golden it doesn't class as music to me lol)<br /><br />Yes. Just as the &quot;nothingness&quot; of outer space is the remainder of all the matter/antimatter energy/antienergy interactions we can grasp at that given instant...which just happens to balance out to zero where we think we see nothing, the same can happen with music inspiring equal but... Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:20:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862304 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862173 Do you believe you have a right to choose my religious beliefs?<br /><br />Yes. I chose to ignore the spiritual-egomania thinking that my minuscule belief system so dramatically explains as &quot;the truth&quot; all the while knowing full well our human form cannot comprehend all that exists, yet somehow my perspective of said &quot;truth&quot; *must* be the CORRECT... Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:03:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6862173 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861877 How do you get out of a DEEP deppression? (this is mental helth not in society)<br /><br />Time, self analysis, changing mental associations, and changing my decision making process...in no particular order. Although you can always take the easy way out and keep doing what you&#039;re doing...but &lt;Matrix quote&gt; you&#039;ve been down that road before. You know exactly where it... Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:25:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861877 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861836 Paris airport<br /><br />&lt;jeopardy&gt;What may some people also refer to as CDG?&lt;/jeopardy&gt; Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:20:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861836 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861816 Anybody you know does not have a Social Security number?<br /><br />Yeah, a Moroccan princess I once dated. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:18:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861816 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861808 How old were you when you graduated high school?<br /><br />17...I stayed back 9th grade. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:16:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861808 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861798 Do you have a plumbing problem - when are you going to get it fixed?<br /><br />Yes, but I attributed it to the staph infection I&#039;ve apparently been cultivating for over 6 months before finally doing something about it and getting on antibiotics...too early to tell if I&#039;ll still be squirting out the big hole once the meds wear off. Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:15:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6861798 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6851307 Who is your favorite character on Night Court?<br /><br />Bull...like the other 66% of answers. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:43:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6851307 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6838862 Is living on earth punishment?<br /><br />Absolutely if you want something simple to believe in and easy to make come true. Somehow I think there are better ways to live tho...but it&#039;s up to you. Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:03:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6838862