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Are Girl Scout cookies available year-round? If you buy enough, yes.

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What does the USA have that London dosnt? Please answer! Better food and rednecks.

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Where would you least like to stay while travelling? Anywhere within olfactory range of that diaper wearing vacationing family on other recent questions.

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Why do teens take risks? They haven't learned the price yet.

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How did Noah keep all the predatory animals and insects and fish from eating all the more docile creatures? Same way Neo confronted the Architect...it was in the manuscript.

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Where in the U.S. is it the hotest during the summer? Inside the reactor core of some US nuclear power plant...I'm not sure exactly which one.

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Your at a buffet that has everything-what will you put on your plate? I don't have an "as a buffet that". I think you meant "you're".

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What's better, a Chevy or Ford? Ford is the better piece of overpriced shit built by UAW goons that ran Chevy into bankruptcy, but I'll stick to buying quality...which neither Ford nor Chevy has at their pricepoints they need to set to cover the union contracts and almost remain somewhat competitive to non-UAW plants by cutting corners in materials and production.

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How was your weekend? Just another day...worked as usual. No holiday here. I refuse to celebrate "freedom" when we're nose diving and throttling up into full blown socialism then complete global economic collapse.

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Did you know that killer whales in the Northern Pacific are now developing breast cancer because of the rubbish, dioxins and other chemicals that are being dumped overboard by brain-dead cretins? Sucks not to be on the top of the food chain, doesn't it?

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I just realized that life is not fun without alcohol. I can live for as long as I need to without it, but life just seems like a repetitive boring cycle. What is the problem? You're not smoking enough pot.

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What is your favorite thing to order in McDonalds? Fat.

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African American, why do you still strongly worship white man's Christian beliefs, when they were forced over your traditional ancestral spiritual beliefs when captured & slaved? (to understand more, please see my answer below) No offense intended. What the hell does race have to do with spirituality?? And who the hell are you to imply beliefs of christians are mine because I'm white?? Hit yourself with a clue stick. Ask why many Christians turned their backs on their ancestor's beliefs or something. Race doesn't have a god damn thing to do with it...unless someplace in your links you are promoting a belief system...

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Is it possible to write or speak without using cliche? Yes. I just did.

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I'm very tired and yet i cannot sleep. Happens most nights, what can i do? I can exhaust myself physically but my damn brain wont stfu and it prevents me from getting contiguous sleep. My remedy is to drink heavily. It's a shitty "solution" but all I know thus far. Seems like all the damn sleep aids are geared towards making the physical body more tired...that doesn't do a freaking thing towards shutting up the brain :(. My liver would...

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What are you doing right now? Right now I am failing miserably at appeasing your request to keep the answer short as I throw in my two cents in an attempt to answer this question.

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Sometimes I read about people who commit suicide and I think to myself, "good for them, they're out of it." Do I need to rethink this? Selfish opinion: No. More realistic opinion: Only if you discount/discard the impact to any ummmmmm "loved ones" (loose fitting term). A lot comes down to personal outlook on death. Personally, I do not view death as an end, nor do I view it as a bad thing. My grandmother recently passed, and I was happy for her. She did not commit suicide. I have one friend that has...

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Hatred, torment, despair, misery, affliction, pain, despondency, rage, dejection, agony, torture, anguish, depression, and hopelessness. What happens to a person who feels ALL of these over a period of 10+ years? They deal or learn to deal with it...or chose to remain miserable. Either way. I guess some try to check out...some may even succeed, but basically it's up to you to figure out your own brain and move on (or give up, see a shrink, and get meds that make you forget everything including who you are).

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Why do people whine so much? They are entitleist weenies too immature to learn that life happens, and that the way to conquer and prosper from said happenings is to assume complete responsibility for one's self.

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The last time you "BURPED" what were you drinking? Campbells chunky chicken noodle soup broth.

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When was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach? About a month ago...finally met a chix0r crazy enough to handle me, turned out she was too crazy for me to handle...and I have a pretty high tolerance for crazies! I guess it's a good thing she blew me off when she did.

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Did you see the lunar eclipse?i missed it... No, I needed a dual action saw from Billy Mays to saw a Mitsubishi Eclipse. AFAIK there isn't a saw capable of slicing the moon to disrupt a solar eclipse so I gather you must have meant the car...even though that was actually a Mazda 626 that they sawed on the infomercial.

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What would you make with a piece of wood A paddle.

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What if you only hit ur son everynow and then? for if they mess up You already fucked up if you brought innocent children in to *THIS* world against their will. Deal with it. Hit them or not...you already did a gross dis-service to them. Might as well beat the hell out of them, too. At least they'll know how to handle an ass-kicking when we're all scavengers after the global economy collapses.

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Do you think people who do not spell properly, or at least type in text-talk, should be banned from AB? If not, what would you do about them? Banned? WTF? Why censor their advertisements of their (lack of) intellect?

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In your opinion, what should be banned in your country? Obama voters. They obviously lack sense. We will now nose dive and throttle up...and bring the entire world economy down with us. Gee. Nice. :(

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Apartment renters: How much do you pay for utilities each month? Last Apt I had an active lease on was Feb this year...gas and electric was included in the rent. Define utilities. My cell was/is $34/mo, which only counts if it's your only phone. Internet and pay-tv are luxuries so I don't consider them a utility. I had a trash chute down the hall which cost $0. Oh...I had to pay water/sewage to the tune of ~$40/mo which was a ripoff...

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With only a runner on third...can a right hand pitcher fake a throw to third? Umm yeah. Weather it will be effective or not adds a substantial layer of complication.

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What books or papers on quantum physics or cosmology have had the greatest influence on your views of the universe? The Physics of Consciousness: The Quantum Mind and the Meaning of Life by Evan Harris Walker

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When I drink too much caffeine these symptoms should I be worried? tightness in chest, hard to breathe, pain in limbs, fuzzy head,can't think, cant keep balance, pass out, hyperventilation or dont breathe enough, cant focus, pain in chest? Weakling. No such thing as strong coffee...only weak people.

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I was thinking about giving my daughter-in-law a gift card for her birthday instead of a gift she may not like. You think she prefer a gift card or a check? Check/Cash. Gift cards obligate the recipient to spend every cent and then some of their own money...or leave some on the table (card) when it gets low. Just send them the cash or a check if they have the means to cash it without paying a check cashing place...unless it's some place you know they always go anyway...like if they're broke and always go to wal mart, then a wal mart...

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What is banned in your country? Freedom. I'm in the USA under the Obamanator.

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When you were little, did your parents send you to Sunday School or did they take you? Send or Take? No other choices? What a convoluted question!

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If i was a damn good artist for a day, i would draw _____? against Billy the Kid.

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Did your high school fail at teaching you what you are suppose to learn? No. It was up to me to accept or discard what was taught. Perhaps you were absent on individual responsibility day.

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Where can I find a list of music that brings back memories in 1995? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time you lazy assholes got it search now stupid look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. And AB *STILL* hasn't learned to filter this. Sad. Go Go Gadget Glitchbag.

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Do you think it is right for kids in foster home to be abuse why or why not? Ummm yeah, it's ok to abuse them 'cause they're fosties. W T F ? ? ?

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When the phone rings, there is a knock on the door, you get a comment on AB from someone you don't like, etc., do you feel a compulsion to answer or look or can you ignore it? I know some people have to answer or look and some can easily ignore. I have no obligation to answer my door, phone, or comments.

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What childhood toy would you like to see a live-action film version made? Ricochet Racers.

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What is your answer to peace on earth? Unbalancing that equation.

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What do think caused the disappearance of drive-in theaters? Surround sound...even 5.1. Beats the hell out of the bulk of Joe Moviegoer's in-car sound system (modern drive ins transmit the movie audio over FM radio which is only 2 channels of audio).

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Are computers a conspiracy to evolve handhelds PDA phones into gps tracking implants to be monitored by the government? Without realizing, nearly everyone now has a cell that can give your location at all times to those with access to the satellites If "Nearly everyone" has a cell that transmits your location then why would implants be needed? By the way, "Nearly everyone" is not using cells that transmit their location to satellites. That is not how the system works. You're spreading FUD (Fear, Unrest, and Discontent) the way you worded the question.

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If you witnessed a car accident where the driver pulled his wife's mangled corpse from the wreckage into the street and held it tightly as he screamed words of sheer agony, would you have tried to comfort the guy or would you have kept walking? Keep walking. Unless I had my camera.

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If you heard gunshots while you are walking home in a busy street, what is the safest thing to do? Move away.

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If America wants gun law restrictions imposed, why did hundred of thousand Amercian's purchase firearms the day after President Obama won the election? Your "if" premise must be incorrect.

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What kind of the music would you recommend if i just listen to the Linkin park? Hit pandora.com and type in Linkin Park. It's a free streaming site that plays stuff similar to what you like based on their ever-growing database of users giving thumbs up or down on different songs/genres. The longer you "train" it, the more accurate it finds you new stuff similar to what you like. I have several "stations" for different moods I get in. I've...

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Do you like Windows 7 or Windows Vista? No.

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Do you care more about a car's performance or how it looks? Performance > looks Substance > aesthetics Functionality > image It's not even close.

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Will the atheist arrogance in what does not exist EVER be as strong as the religious belief in what does? Sounds like you'd consider it a threat if it did. That alone should be an eye opener to rethink your own beliefs, whatever they may be. If one's beliefs are threatened merely by another belief system becoming strong, then your beliefs aren't strong enough for you in the first place.

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Why do people judge an operating system before actually using it? My friends all say "nothing runs on Linux" or "Linux has no drivers" or "Linux is ugly". These are all blatantly false but people still believe them. Why? Trying to understand or change the dumb masses is an exercise in futility. Just use what works for your purposes and let others do the same. Linux has it's place, as does windows, as does HPUX, True64, MPE, NonStop, VMS, and hundreds more.

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What's are the first 4, four-letter words that come to your mind? Fuck that dumb shit.

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What was the first movie you remember watching in a theater? I know my parents took me to a bunch of Disney flicks when I was a kid, but the first movie I actually remember was The original Star Wars.

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Buying something: if you had the cash, would you pay cash/write a check or still put the item on your credit card? It would look like I was putting it on credit, but the "credit" card is actually a money market account, funded by my cash. I would tell the cashier "credit" because for all "signature purchases" I'd get 1.5% refunded regardless of the item. If I rang it up as "debit" I would not get the 1.5%. I use a "real" credit card once every 4...

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What table manners do you find archaic? Saying "Pardon me" after burping.

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How do i write the following numbers in base 5: 13,27,80,190? By paying attention in class then performing the conversion as taught.

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How many people enjoy hardcore/screaming type music,i really enjoy it,but my mother doesn't know how i could listen to it,im 15,how many other people like this? I love the energy of the music, the in-your-face riffs, the driving pounding rhythms, etc...but I can't stand growling/screaming. I listen to it anyway though and just tune out the "vocals". What really sucks is when they actually are capable of singing yet they growl most of the time anyway. What a waste. Love the energy tho, so it's still a plus in my book.

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How do you know this world isn't just fiction? It is, although it is based on reality if you dig deep enough.

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Should smoking be allowed in jails? Is it fair to not allow you smoke at such a stressful time? fair??? LOL! It's jail. You must have quite a sheltered life.

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Education in this country is at an all time low in grade and high schools. What can we do to help? Parents need to step up and stop having kids they cannot afford to provide for (including non-governmental education and not dumping them off on everyone else to teach them about life instead of teaching them your life lessons and allowing them to improve upon them). Stop raising entitleists. It's up to you, parent. You claim your kids are you life? Prove it with actions. Stop...

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Would you agree that good things come to those who wait? No. Contrary to the entitleist mentality rampant in the US, it is not enough simply to exist and wait for all these good things to just happen to you. There are no guarantees. Results take preparation, often unnoticed, and thereby often confused for rewards simply for waiting.

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Anyone here ever tried to commit suicide and didn't do it? If so why did you stop yourself? After 2 failed attempts it became clear to me that I "wasn't allowed" to check out early. Perhaps I'm just a slow learner. Eventually I accepted that I'm "stuck here", and oh well. *shrug*

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Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk? They're not "more attractive", rather the line for "attractive enough" takes a dive towards the ugly side of the appearance scale the drunker we get.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a fat guy wearing a T-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks" Nothing wrong with it in this country...has something to do with the first amendment (at least for a little while longer, but that right will go away as well as we throttle up and dive faster into socialism). I mean, it's not like Mr Fatty's marketing campaign is actually going to attract supermodels to flock to his feet...he's merely advertising his propensity for living by...

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What is the best way to convince atheists about God? Atheists are already convinced about god. No convincing is needed. Are you implying they are following beliefs of which they are not convinced? That just doesn't make any sense.

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Can you determine the current in a circuit consisting of a 1000 ohm resisor with a voltage of 50 volts dc across it Yes I most certainly can. Mr. Ohm can, too.

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Have you ever been fired from your job but you did nothing wrong? Yes, there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking a couple bikes up on the dept store roof to ride around w/ another stockperson while on the clock. Customers were complaining of the thumps from the roof and falling dust inside the store. The nerve of them!

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Can a word ever rightly express that which is invisible? Certainly. Words can describe smells, tastes, feelings, sounds, etc. Expression transcends mere vision.

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What do you do when you can't sleep? 30% Everclear, 70% Sour Apple Schnapps, a splash of lemon juice, and a few squirts of pepper sauce, rolled over crushed ice. Two of those in 18 Oz Solo cups and I can usually get to sleep. Ideally I'd like a better way to get the brain to stfu but no luck for my liver thus far.

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Got my implant out about 5 months ago, the nurse who did it has left a really big scar and it's really annoying, i wanted her to put another in but she refused. and told me i should get the coil, what should i do? cause i know i'll forget to take the pill Implant? Scar? Coil? Posted in Birth Control? Because you can't get in the habit of doing one thing per day? I have no idea what you're talking about, but if you can't find a way to develop the habit of doing ONE thing per day, then surgery is likely not the answer to your problem.

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Do You Think Getting Rich Is All About Luck? No. Luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity. If you never prepare, then you will suck no matter what opportunity knocks. Even though those that did prepare may seem "lucky".

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Why is the temperature invalid after 2:00 p.m. in the state of Florida? Same reason prune juice can't be refilled during waning crescent moon phases?

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Sniff your left armpit and will you let me know how it smells? Can't tell, my sinuses won't let me interpret the input signals today.

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If you wrote your own biography, what would the title be and why? Quantasmic Pontification for Dummies.

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If you won the lottery, would you help out your family? No for a myriad of reasons. First off, lotteries are essentially a tax for those that suck at math. Even if there was some arguably +EV bet on a powerball grown wild, my family isn't what got me where I am today. I would reward those that gave me my foundation first. My pseudofamily may get something somewhere along the trickledown...but that'd just be a side effect.

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How old were you when u first got drunk? 15, puked in a friend's car during a mobile party...they kicked me out and I had to stumble home. I'd have prolly done the same.

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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life? No services next 397 miles.

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What was the first human ever on earth? Well, since you're ignoring that time is relative and in essence just another direction of travel (by implying there is such a thing as a first), then any human could be "the first" in whatever twisted version of static and linear time your reality apparently is clinging to.

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What kind of relgious influence will be at the funeral service for Michael Jackson? Prolly a certain subset of Catholicism that likes little boys.

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Global warming is described as "essentially a runaway train that cannot be stopped for centuries" so how can we prevent or reverse sea-level rise? Verify the bogusness of your sources of information.

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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! I got hair dye on my floor! I don't know what to do and I have limited time before parent gets home! And Uhm.. I did try wood cleaner and nail polish remover? What do I use to get it out of my wooden floor? HELP! sandpaper.

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What's your credit card number? I have an Office 97 Mastercard. It's 1111-1111-1111-1112

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I am not sure that I understand much about Jehovah's witnesses..but I did work with a man who told me that only a select few would go to heaven..so why do they try to recruit more? "I joined the Jehovah's Witness Protection program. Now I go around knocking on doors telling people I'm somebody else." -Steven Wright

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Give me a name that starts with G? Germany. General Electric. Guava. Gyroscope. Guitar. You did not say it couldn't be the name of a country, corporation, fruit, equipment, or instrument.

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What do you believe is the single biggest threat to the survival of the human race? Liberals.

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If both you and your spouse were unemployed and soon to be homeless,would you let your wife strip at a mens club to make some money? Of course. I was married to a stripper for a while. I never understood the objections. We had enough trust...so if a bunch of Joes wanted to pay my rent because she looked good, why the hell not?

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The U.S. dollar is about to lose it's status as the world's reserve currency and it will be very, very painful for us. (Think Wiemar Republic or Zimbabwe) Are you ready for our entire way of life to go away? Not joking. The s**t is about to hit the fan. I was saying that months ago. On September 12...I max'd my 401k contributions and my boss thought I was nuts. Hell, the market was on sale! I do not feel the same way this time...quite the opposite, actually. This lil bump we have at the moment is artificial and I have zero confidence we're on our way to recovery. Not only that, but the rest of the globe is being brought down...

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Is Black or Yellow the color you wear the most often? All black...makes laundry day simpler.

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You either love clowns or absolutely hate them, which is it? I don't give a fuck about clowns one way or another. I neither love nor hate them. They're just high school jokesters wearing makeup...or pedophiles Meh.

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Is it true that hp may close down LOL umm no. Stock up from ~$28 in March to ~$38 now, up from the 14-18 range in Fortune 500 to #9 today. We're kicking ass...and yeah there are problems...but they've got a plan and are getting pretty damn good at putting out fires and adapting on the fly...I should know since I'm on some of those calls putting out said fires at times. VooDoo? Sure, that stuff may die, who...

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This guy is 3 yeras older then me. he told me he loved me.we spent one night together,everyone hated us because of our age,He stop texting me and talking to me for 2 months al he done was starred at me,he text me last week. sayin hes sorry.what will i do? Fuck him again, sounds like he needs another fling with a practice girl.

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Can all things be controlled/manipulated to some degree? Yes. All you need to do to believe is to taste a sirloin grilled on my antigrav-drive deep freezer!

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I've always thought that any given music inspires a certain emotion or group of emotions, can anyone give me a piece of music that inspires no emotion? (Silence not being an option, despite the fact that its golden it doesn't class as music to me lol) Yes. Just as the "nothingness" of outer space is the remainder of all the matter/antimatter energy/antienergy interactions we can grasp at that given instant...which just happens to balance out to zero where we think we see nothing, the same can happen with music inspiring equal but opposite emotions throughout the audience...thereby resulting in emotional waves of zero amplitude to...

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Do you believe you have a right to choose my religious beliefs? Yes. I chose to ignore the spiritual-egomania thinking that my minuscule belief system so dramatically explains as "the truth" all the while knowing full well our human form cannot comprehend all that exists, yet somehow my perspective of said "truth" *must* be the CORRECT one for you, too. I rock. </sarcasm>

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How do you get out of a DEEP deppression? (this is mental helth not in society) Time, self analysis, changing mental associations, and changing my decision making process...in no particular order. Although you can always take the easy way out and keep doing what you're doing...but <Matrix quote> you've been down that road before. You know exactly where it ends.</Matrix quote>

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Paris airport <jeopardy>What may some people also refer to as CDG?</jeopardy>

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Anybody you know does not have a Social Security number? Yeah, a Moroccan princess I once dated.

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How old were you when you graduated high school? 17...I stayed back 9th grade.

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Do you have a plumbing problem - when are you going to get it fixed? Yes, but I attributed it to the staph infection I've apparently been cultivating for over 6 months before finally doing something about it and getting on antibiotics...too early to tell if I'll still be squirting out the big hole once the meds wear off.

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Who is your favorite character on Night Court? Bull...like the other 66% of answers.

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Is living on earth punishment? Absolutely if you want something simple to believe in and easy to make come true. Somehow I think there are better ways to live tho...but it's up to you.

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If you could have anything to eat delivered to your house right now for free, what would you order? 21 yr old Glenlivet Special Reserve and a Ruth's Chris Fillet Mignon.

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If you are having computer problems, what do you do to solve them? I attempt to understand the personality of the problem, which allows me to extract the road to it's solution.

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To atheists - wouldn't you like to be able to believe, to believe there is something after life, that you would see the ones you lost again? No. I strongly prefer recreational drugs for my fantasy world trips.

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How hard is it for you to control your evil side? How often does it creep out? Depends...many variables, and there are times I am far less willing to attempt to control it. It can be difficult enough to not be able to control...not often (2 years between last 2 uncontrolled fits of rage against inanimate objects), but it did happen recently (3 weeks ago) so who knows? <edit> I neglected the "creep out" part...prolly 'cause it was off my radar....

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I was assulted on private property where i thought there was security, who is responsible? You and the assailant.

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What internet ads do you hate the most? The ones that slip through my filters.

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If every life results in death .. Then what is the meaning of life? Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect...so why practice? Oh yeah...it makes for some stuff being fun and rewarding. Life is to learn, grow, experience, and enjoy...or not. I think the outcome depends somehow on decisions we make while we're here. We kinda chose our own meaning that way. What's yours?

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I have had 3 different ips but never had above 50kbps i have tried using my net thought a Ethernet cable but still the same speed i now believe it could be our actual phone line is this possible? You need to pedal faster if you ever want to break 53kbps

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What was the last compliment you received? Who was it from? I take things as compliments all the time...I suppose the last one was an hour ago when I opened my mail and the cable bill said in "Account Information: Thank you for choosing..."

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Does your local public park have picnic tables? No idea if we even have any parks.

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Please explain where you plan or would like your life to be in 5 years time ... How does it differ from today? Hoping to have my last debt (mortgage) over and done with by then.

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Revelations :- And the lamb opened the seventh seal, and silence covered the sky . Whats the meaning of this? I think it has something to do with Hannibal Lecter.

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How can I make a million dollars? Save ten bucks a month starting at age 16, invest wisely, wait.

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Do you support Vogue in their stance against very thin models? No, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

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Bush, the greatest president ever? No, Regan.

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Has the economy cost you your job? Nah, just 20% salary cut, loss of bonuses, loss of 401k match, loss of employee stock purchase program discount...all the while going from high teens to #9 in the Fortune 500. It may be time to develop heavy short positions on a certain company's seemingly-overvalued stock that has had ~30% increase in share price the first 6 months of '09. You heard it on the internet. It MUST...

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What's the difference between Lucifer and Satan Depends on one's personal conceptualization of each. Truth is relative based at least partially on one's own beliefs, postulates, and theorems.

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Do you keep your resume updated in case you need it for applying another job? No, if I'm needing an up to date resume, I already would have plenty of time on my hands not having a job to go to to create current ones.

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What is the difference between abortion and killing death row inmates do we have that right in the eyes of God? Depends on your God. Joe Pesci doesn't mind accelerating death row here and there as seen fit.

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Now that you look back on your life do you see that your parents did the best thing for you? FUCK NO!! Mom knows it and feels really sucky about it and blames dad-dude. Mom is cool. Bio/Providerdad is a fucktard. He even had himself a "Replacement Family" and he's fucking them up just as bad. Pisses me off...now there are 2 more dad-DNA carriers out there. Well, I'll do my part I owe society and not procreate...I just hope those half-siblings figure out the...

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Why can't government print Tax money? Why they collect from public? My 7th grade History book had the answer to this question. Are government schools *that* much worse already? Ugh. Germany printed money to pay expenses circa one of the WW's (Hint...they happened before the www). One of the most vivid non=painful memory I have from Jr High was a black and white (duh) photo of a couple wartime kids playing on the sidewalk with sticks and wads of...

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Do you have a tendency to simplify things? I usually gravitate towards over complicating things to the point of being in a state of controlled chaos on the brink of losing containment.

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When you started looking for your first job, about how much time passed between turning in your first job application to actually getting hired somewhere? About 30 minutes...I applied the day before I turned 16 to a store where I was known since my Dad used to be a manager there. It happened to be on a day a stockboy called out sick, the manager asked me when I could start, I said anytime, he said how about right now? Done deal.

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Guitar strings after playing a guitar for 6 months do your strings start to sound funny No, because I would have changed or broken them in way less than 6 months.

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A family member felt it necessary to tell me that I make bad coffee. Going on and on about how weak it is. Isn't it rude to do this? Why would they just not drink it? I would never tell her how much I hate her very strong coffee. While it may be "rude" for her to point out her opinion of your watered down non-functional non-stimulating concoction that almost tastes something like coffee, is it not far more disrespectful to have a very low opinion of your approach to coffee as weak and inferior yet pretend you're okay in their book? Even if this makes it easier for them to lump the whole of you into the...

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Did your parents teach you to always walk away from a fight, or to stand your ground and fight back? - What do you teach your kids? I wasn't allowed to fight back. That assisted in nurturing and growing many of my psychological issues...one of which is my mindset that it would be cruel if I brought an innocent child into my world.

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Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom? Fish usually wear less absorbent clothing.

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I need a good present for a 2 year old What should I buy? A crumpled piece of paper...they won't remember it regardless.

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Is it wrong to like men if you a man? Only if you're not gay.

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Were you ever scared of a teacher or knew anyone who was? Yeah, but I was a real pussy.

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Why can't they make a computer that boots up quickly? They can and do, but the dumb masses won't buy them.

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What movies would make really bad Broadway musicals? Debbie Does Dallas.

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What will you do for money if you lost everything? Convert my old money to whatever the current currency is...that's the only way I'd lose everything (from a monetary standpoint). It would take some quite extraneous circumstances for that to happen...which should be the norm for any fiscally-responsible individual. Most that "lose everything" put all they had into a make it or break it venture...I've been there and...

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Shouldn't teenage girls be permitted to get a tattoo without parental consent? -- based on not having to get consent for abortions. Absolutely!!! Trampstamp rights FTW!!!!!! (well, you did kinda imply a tattoo should have the same rights as a fetus the way you made the questions...and for all I know you may be right!)

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A species of fish which can trigger hallucinations when eaten, has been discovered recently in British waters. (Link included) Any thoughts? ; ) Acid fish!! Awesome!! I didn't read the link tho, so I likely missed something...but "Eat fish and trip" sounds pretty badass to me. Those Brits may be good for something else besides Bisbing's ego yet!! ;)

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Where can i buy at home urine test strips for sugar and protein? i have been told by my dr that i may be diabetic, but i refuse to be tested because if i am i have to leave the army. i want to test myself Everything happens for a reason. If you are a diabetic and your employer has a condition prohibiting you from doing your job if you are diabetic, then you need to move on to the next phase of your life. The Army isn't for you (*if* you test positive...regardless of it being a self-test or an Army doctor test). Why not just get tested on-base or wherever you go for Armystuff requiring a...

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Using any animal of your choice, Can you tell me a nature instinct that animal has from the second it is born? Pretty much any animal instinctively knows to some degree things like feeding (suckling a mother's teat) or breathing (even if it needs a slapstart)...all kinds of instincts kick in early when there's nothing else to stand on. As for later instincts, ones that pop out for me are things like migration and mating practices.

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Are you diligent enough about turning off your monitor that you don't use a screen saver? Hell no. I haven't used a screen saver OR powered off my monitors just because I wasn't using the computer for as long as I can remember. One of the first things I disable in my computers is any kind of power management...especially blanking off a monitor. You do realize that wear and tear on electrical devices is caused by voltage spikes when circuits are powered up, don't...

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Why do you feel alone when your with people or talking to them. Like when I'm IMing my friends,particularly those with a relationship,I get a bit jealous and lonely. Part of me thinks relationships are pointless the other part desires one. I'm so confused Welcome to life as an antisocialite...it's like that.

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What is your heart's true desire? To circulate blood throughout my body.

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What do you think about Judge Judy? She needs to get laid.

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Anyone else wish they'd bring back Married with Children? just have Bud and Kelly with kids or something. Al would be hilarious as a granddad No. I'm still pissed Kelly cut her hair.

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Why wouldn't God at least make it slightly easier for people to, if not necessarily believe Him, not believe Satan, by taking away his invisibility, shapeshifting, and weather control powers? Bringing him closer to us and further from God on the scales. Congrats...I just jumped on line and it took me all of 15 mins to tire of you...even though it's fun to poke holes in overzealous tunnel vision advocates' feelgood drug they claim to push without admitting different people require different dosages...and even can have a healthy afterlife if they use a different prescription.

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If God is everywhere, and sees and hears everything, that means God will be in Hell, and see and hear the screams and writhing of the damned at the same time breaking bread with the saved. Don't you think He probably enjoys and desires both? Nah, he's just a prick. I'm sure you've seen the egomaniac-extremes in human form...which is supposedly modeled after the big guy...so take that and amplify by infinite power and ego and *poof* Heaven, Hell, Atheists, Liberals, Biblethumpers, CEO's, Senators, Fords, Yugos, and Acuras. It couldn't have been any other way.

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If Vampires Can't Be In Sunlight, Isnt Moonlight Pretty Much Sunlight? O.o Every bit as much as second hand smoke causes cancer...so ummmm no.

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When is the Blair Holt Licencing Bill of 2009 going to be voted on? Sorry, I made it as far as "Blair" and had "Facts of Life" flashbacks that short-circuited my brain almost like an acid flashback so I never finished reading your question.

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We are considering adopting a little dog from a rescue organisation. He was rescued from a puppy mill. What are some of the problems we might encounter in his behaviour? Go You! You're a better human that I.

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What is the slope of the line passing through the points (10,9) and (0,4) Sobering up WAY too fast!!!

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In how many languages can you say the word pillow? One plus however many more sound the same as it does in English.

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Why do Christians often say that people reject God, when the statement "no man may come unto me, but that my father calleth him" kind of implies that it's God who rejects individuals? Simple. Christians can do anything they want since they're forgiven. Duh.

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Are eskimos considered European or Asian? No.

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Have you ever had a really scary experience passing through Customs to get back into your country? What happened? Yes...hauling a load of brand new Chep-brand pallets while the bill of lading said they were "return pallets" pursuant to code such-and-such...then while crossing with a loaded trailer floor to ceiling of said pallets and no paperwork (pursuant to aforementioned code such-and-such) having my "religious affiliation" questioned (talk about a W. T. F.? moment!)...it was a...

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Do you squeeze a tube of toothpaste until not another drop of paste comes out of it or do you throw the tube away when it gets low? I move before I need to toss a t-paste tube.

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Do "blue laws" still exist in your state? yup.

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Do you like the name Kenji for a boy? It means twice as wise. Benji's brother! Good name for a dog tho.

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What is that werid white stuff on my house plants, seems to be killing them? Your teen son's jizz.

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In Arkansas, a female prison inmate can go to Cosmetology College classes & get her state license, tuition free (for her), but someone who has NEVER been incarcerated, must pay $10,000 for the same course (I am told). What's WRONG with this picture? the "(I am told)" part.

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Why has the push for marijuana legalization been amplifying recently? It's the economy. Being a pothead is cheaper than being a drunk.

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Can you make a sentence using 'saw' different times each having different meaning? I saw Saw while sawing see saws.

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Have you ever heard a payphone ring? If so, did you answer it? Have you ever called a payphone? If you've done either of these things, what went down? I answered one and some dude was asking for some chick. I said "Yeah, hang on", then called down the street "Hey babe, some dude's asking for you..." <pause> then I said into the phone: "She says she's not here right now. Bye." and I hung up.

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Have you ever know rich people who dress and look like bums? It's the best way to be...weeds out the plastics and empty suits.

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If you were buying a new car today and could have your choice of any color, what color would it be? See-through.

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Have you played the game "Trouble", "Sorry" or "Aggravation"? I've popped the trouble bubble, slid the Sorry slide, but never played Aggravation.

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Studying is student and dying put together!! this means I can't study right!!?! :) lol Actually it's stud and dying put together. You need not be concerned.

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What do the walls look like of the room that you're in? Padding.

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Do you wash your car at home, hand wash it at the car wash, or drive it through the car wash? I've only had it 18 months...it doesn't need to be washed yet.

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What do you think about a group of high school boys who are friends,who use girls for sex,them dumped them,and keeping scores and rating the girls they sleep with?What do you think about this? Standard behavior for the dumb masses. Thanks to those fucktards, straight-up guys who actually mean what they say are left out in the cold since whenever we say something sweet, nice, romantic, or sincere, it is taken as a sales pitch.

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What is your favourite city? why? The one where they call I-285 the Watermelon 500.

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What is in the backseat of your vehicle? OR the bed of your truck? Sailboat fuel.

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Where did you go on your first airplane trip? Eastern Airlines flight from Philadelphia to Orlando for a Disney World vacation when I was 4. The pilot gave me a cheesy plastic Eastern logo thing with wings like it was a reward er sumfin.

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What are your fondest memories of Highschool? Even my best high school memories are painful. Worst time ever .

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Would you sleep out for a night in winter to raise awareness of homelessness? Hell no. I'm already aware of them.

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Whistle through your lips and describe how the pitch of the whistle is controlled. Varying the volume of the resonating chamber with my tongue.

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Is it normal for a 16 year old male to eat alot ? Cause a eating like i'am about to have a child lol,the thing is am not fat (seriously) and i exersise 5 times a week my eating habits are getting worse,will this pass or iam i DOOMED? Sounds normal to me. It passed when I moved away and had to buy my own food.

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Why is getting a six pack so hard to do? Sure I exercise 4 days out of the week for a hour, but its tough. I'm trying to only eat fruits and vegetables but I find myself desiring meat like chicken,fish, and even beef is it because my body wants protein? Ummmmmmm Duh?

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Do you have a pet chicken? How do you take care of it? I choke my chicken regularly and frequently.

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Find the volume of an industrial tank in the form of a horizontal cylinder whose radius is 2.6yd, and whose length is 8.4 yd.Report your answet to the nearest tenth of a cubic yard, and use (pi) =3.14 You have all the information, and it took longer to ask than to do the calculations. Why are you refusing to help yourself?

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In your opinion, Can Joe Pesci dance? Of course! George Carlin's God can do Anything!!

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What is keeping you from the leading the kind of life you want to lead? Only me.

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They tickle and tease and you sneeze!! What are they? Hookers with handfuls of pepper.

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Have you ever been to Niagara Falls? How would you describe the experience of the waterfall? Yup. I parked my semi at the Target store about 4 miles up the road and rode my bike into the park.

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Would you donate your body to science? No.

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What is the most you ever paid to wine and dine a girl. $600.00(+) (-) for me and it was worth it. That is a precedence I will not set. I'm not going to start a pattern I'm unwilling to maintain for 50+ years.

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When was the last time you washed your windows? At home? I don't recall ever washing windows since moving on my own in 1989. No point since the blinds/drapes are closed.

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I used to have faith, about a month ago I realized that I didn't really believe that god cares what happens to me, and I was just trying to convince myself that I did. After I made this realization I became depressed. Any suggestions? Loss of faith is like having your foundation yanked out from under you. It can rock your world in a very depressing way. Hang tough...allow yourself to build a new foundation.

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How can i remove all groupings symbols and combine like terms in 5[5a-a(3x+5)+x(a+2x)]-10x to the second power Start inside and work your way out.

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Have you become more resourceful as a result of the recession? No. I became more resourceful when I was broke. I'm all set to ride this one out.

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How energy efficient is your house? Very...if I cut off all utilities.

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If the answer is 'when the moon is full', what is the Question...? I'm such a cunt my nose bleeds ____________?

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How many vacation days has soon-to-be-former President George W. Bush taken to date as president? And how does that compare with President Bill Clinton? Random bump of an old question...

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When a manufacturer says a screen is 19", for example, what are they measuring? CRT: diagonal case corner to opposing case corner. LCD: diagonal screen corner to opposing screen corner.

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Can I use two screens at once, connected to the same computer? How? multiple video cards or a single card that supports more than one display.

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What is a digital video recorder and why would I want one? It's a VCR that uses an internal hard drive instead of tapes. You want one if you do a lot of record/watch/erase patterns. You don't want one if you want to take a recording over to a buddy's house.

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When buying a new car, is it better to sell your car to the dealer or to sell it to a private party? Private...assuming you want the most money for your vehicle and you are reasonably intelligent enough to avoid scammers.

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How do I submit stuff? Dominate it.

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Does taking narcotics limit your vocabulary? Depends who you take them from and weather or not you get caught!

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What is something a friend or neighbor has that you don't have and would really like to have? Comfort in social situations.

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What is your favorite outside activity? Going back inside.

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Does anyone think that Einstein's wife had more to do with the theory of relativity than albert himself? I'm sure somebody does somewhere, but not those that realize the theory wasn't "Einstein's Theory of General Relatives".

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A painter rests a 10 foot ladder against a wall and forms a 65 degree angle from the floor approximately how high up the wall will the ladder reach? 10*sin(65) (which is trig, not geometry)

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Is believing in a God & loving the God, two very different things or one in the same? Those who love a God is a subset of those who believe in a God.

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My cat keeps climing up my curtains, do you know why? Or how I can make her stop? Declaw her.

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Do you trust Wikipedia? No, but I'll quote it if it helps my case.

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Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos? Who is better host? Whose shows are better? Steve is just getting on a moral high horse and acting like Billy Badass who's going to set them straight (according to his morals and beliefs) or tell them to get off his stage then bask in the applause...which validates his manhood or something. Springer is better because it can actually be entertaining since the host isn't flaunting plastic righteousness looking for groupies to...

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What does it mean if a woman describes herself as "sophisticated"? I'm going to assume you know what the word means, so I'll answer what it means to you when a woman describes herself a certain way: As with nearly every descriptive term, its meaning is only known by her (although we are supposed to read their minds and know what they meant regardless of what they said). Anyone else answering is just guessing. It's no different from some...

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What languages can you recognize immediately? TCL, Perl, BASIC, and PASCAL

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Are you older than 16 years of age? I was, but not anymore.

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What part of the body does it hurt the most to get a piercing ...? Brain.

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I have difficulty sleeping. What do you do to fall asleep & stay asleep on those nights when it simply won't happen? Drink heavily.

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Is it possible to have my future wife who lives in Brazil purchase roundtrip air tickets for me because the exhange rate on their currency is about half of what the dollar is valued? Then can she have those tickets sent to me where I live? Yes, she may pay roughly twice as many Brazilian Reals as you would US Dollars to buy your tickets. I don't see the point in doing so, since it costs money to exchange currency. Sounds like you think if $1 here buys $2 there, then she'd get the ticket at half price. It doesn't work like that. A $600USD ticket here would cost $1200Brazilian Reals. (Actual rate is closer...

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Here we are complaining about a Bush...a Clinton...a whatever...never having experienced a hungry day in our lives. Pathetic, no? Yes, assuming I fit your "we" when you have no idea how many hungry days I've experienced is quite pathetic. Not to mention such a loaded question assumes there is no reason to complain if anyone is worse off...which is ignorant beyond words.

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What is the solution for howto offer customer secure network ,and guarantee network availability cluster ,and allow customer to use cheaper internet connection? Start by understanding what it is you're asking for.

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Show that an aqueous solution with a pH of 5 has a hydroxide concentration of 1x10-9 M. No. Pay attention in class next time.

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Think! If it were not for your Mom and/or your Dad, your family, your friends, your neighbors, your teachers and, of course, yourself, et al., who/what would you be in this so brief lifetime? Tell your story as best you can. We need to read it. I'd likely be far better off since I'd be dumped into life completely unprepared instead of being raised in some fantasy world that wasn't compatible w/ reality.

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Did you ever have the candy cigarettes when you were growing up? Yup. We were cool back then.

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When life is so unpredictable how does one know what their future karma holds? Same idea as poker. Life is a game of unknowns. Acute observations combined with experience and preparation can give the illusion of "being lucky". Of course you will get bitten at times, but the idea is to manage your resources accordingly....i.e. don't bet the farm on only an 80% chance of victory.

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Are you a Mac or PC? Lap Top or Desk Top? All of the above and then some. I like my Integrity workstation (zx6000, not a PC or Mac), and have some rack-mount stuff at home running various non-windows and non-mac OS's along with various desktops and laptops.

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If there will always be balance... then should it be a most mild balance or extreme war of both sides? I find balance by extreme counterweights. This is probably not a good way to run the planet, but a war between extreme side dishes could be interesting. (odd category choice for this question)

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Have you heard about the Learn and Serve America program - linking classroom learning with service oriented volunteering in a community? What do you think? Forced volunteering...fits perfectly in this time of moving away from capitalism. All the more reason to avoid abusing your child by placing them in government schools.

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Do you support your local team? No. I'm still holding a grudge against baseball since their last strike, our football "team" has never been anything but a collection of individuals, I never gave a rat's ass about basketball, and as much as I think I would like following our hockey team if I knew the game, I just don't know the rules or even what the other team names in the league are...let alone...

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Do you know your families bloodline? Where you came from? Nupe.

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How many fans are in your house? Around 150 or so...I can't keep my groupies away!!

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Do people tell you that you have an accent? No, they just say I talk funny. I tell them that's incorrect; they listen funny.

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Does your cat use keyless entry to get into your house? No, she has to unlock the deadbolt first. That must be why I have no cats.

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If I lent money while I owe money would you think me insane, caring or wrecklessly irresponsible? I wouldn't say it's insane, but it is likely fiscally irresponsible to do so. People do it all the time all year long. Any US taxpayer who gets a tax refund when filing their return has given the govt a 0% interest loan, and many who get refunds are in debt to someone somewhere.

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Do you have a job at the moment? Yup...I'm sitting in my cube right now, even!

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Have you learned anything from your pet(s)? Sure did! As much as I love dogs, I learned I have no business being a dog owner. I'll stick with playing with the neighbor's dogs.

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What temperature do you keep you home at in the winter time? 75°F

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Do you have the same color hair you were born with, or did it lighten or darken with age? (and I mean naturally, not by using haircolor. Stayed the same except for the gray strands starting to sneak in.

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What would your initial reaction be if you heard marijuana had just been legalized? I'd stock up.

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As you grow older, which do you want to hold on to most: (a) Youthful body? (b) Youthful mind? (c) Youth heart? (d) Youth look? Without expending any effort? A or D. If I need to put in the effort, B.

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If i just got dish network is there free porn on it? Yes, if you're uptight enough. How does this relate to juggling exactly?

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Do you have any oil paintings in your house? If not would you like to have any? No, and no.

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You are a police officer, sitting and eating a doughnut-ha! car is going backwards in front of you at speed limit of 40 mph on the highway. what would you do? stop or no stop? remember, these doughnuts were just made at krispy kreme. 40MPH backwards? Reckless driving. They're going to jail and the car is getting towed. Imagine trying to swerve around an obstacle or child at that speed in reverse.

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Have you ever met a girl that is super hot but when you get to know her she is so annoying that you change your mind? Of course. Hotness never was enough by itself, just as personality alone isn't enough.

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Does your car door use keyless entry Only when I leave it unlocked.

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After seeing Carl Edwards crash at Talladega, would you feel safe sitting in the front row at a NASCAR race? Yes. 100,000+ people at nearly every race weekend for how many races since the last front-row injury from wreck debris? The odds of being injured going to/from the race are probably a lot higher.

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When you make your own salad at the salad bar in a store do you just make it a salad or do you add other things like pasta and such to get your money's worth? I load up on meat toppings like diced ham, bacon pieces, and pepperoni.

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Digital cameras seem to rule the world these days. When was the last time you use a film camera? Some disposable Kodak thing that was in the "Accident Kit" after I mowed down a deer with a semi in 2002.

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What was the Coolest Car or Truck you have Owned? '68 Fury that I dropped a mildly built 440 in. Rear springs were so worn out that I had to bolt 2 shackle lift kits together to get it to sit level, it had no headliner, most bushings in the front suspension were gone, and there was about 90 degrees of play in the steering wheel...and that was my daily driver! Oh yeah, it had an electrical fire and I had no money to fix it...only a radio...

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When someone asks, "How do you feel?" are you tempted to respond by saying, "With my fingers?" I reply with "Excellent! Doing better every day!" just in case it helps align my subconscious in a more positive direction. However, if someone asks me "Do you know what time it is?", I'll look at my watch, look them in the eye and reply "Yes.", and go about my day.

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Doesn't it give you a feeling of comfort to know that, when you are sitting with friends, relatives or strangers in a hot tub (Jacuzzi® or Spa) with the jets operating at "full force," that you can FART and no one but you will know? No, any comfort in that situation would be offset by realizing I can't know how much of everyone else's pee is in the water. I'll pass on sitting in a community urinal.

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What is your favorite lesson learned from the Torah? (old testament) Build a man a fire and he's warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Or was that new testament? Or something about fish? *shrug*

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Do you ever shop someplace so much, that they know you when you walk in the door? yeah...Liquor store. My individual sales volume has even influenced product placement and pricing at times. When I was broke and unemployed, I was drinking bottom shelf rot-gut plastic 1.75l McCormick Canadian Whiskey so often that after a couple months they moved it up a shelf. Another time when I could afford good beer all the time, I rebelled when Beck's beer went up a buck per 12...

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My measurments are supposed to produce the result a=b. I got a=18 and b=21, how accurate are the measurments? Because if I look at it from a's perspective, b is like 17% too big, but if I look at it from b's perspective, a is less than 15% too small... or you're +/- 1.5 from 19.5...which is +/- 7.7%

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Will you buy a touch screen computer with no keybooard and no mouse? Not on purpose! At least not yet...

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When was the last time you went job hunting? From Feb 2006 through Feb 2007 until I got my foot in the door as a no-benefit contractor grunt. I've since gotten on with the main company as an employee and love the job...but I still look just to keep a pulse on what's out there. I have no intent of changing jobs...but looking for one continually reminds me how grateful I should be that I have this one, and it helps keep the bs...

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Was there really such a place as Atlantis? If so why isnt there any proof apart from a old map written by a traveller? Yeah, we just haven't gone deep enough off the coast of Cuba yet.

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When was the last time you cleaned your bathtub? When I moved out of the old place. I don't remember cleaning the new one yet.

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I heard people talking about trolls on AB, what are they? Trolling is a fishing term for cruising the lake dragging bait looking for bites. Trolling on an internet forum is cruising the topics just throwing out bait for people to bite, usually with the intent of spreading FUD (Fear, unrest, and discontent).

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Goodyear, Bridgestone, Michelin, Pirelli, yokohama? Which is best? substantiate. (add if some brands which are not mention are bettter or in best tyre category) Also compare their price and value for money. Brand alone matters little. Each brand has different models for different purposes. A Goodyear Eagle GA is "best" for a balance between performance and longevity and can handle a 5,000 lb car screaming around corners without folding over and wearing out the sides in 1000 miles, but it'd be a total waste of money to put them on a school bus (or soccer mom's minivan grocery...

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Mobil or castrol? which is better for cars both petrol and diesel n y? As for synthetics, Mobil 1 vs. Castrol Syntec, I'll never use Mobil 1 again. There is probably nothing wrong with it, but I can't get past the fact that 1 week after an oil change it's already black. Syntec still looked clean after 3k miles. Another anti-mobil argument to me is ironically, a commercial Mobil ran during last week's Cup race. They portrayed themselves...

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If the people in America do not create enough taxes to support it's goverment... what gives the fed the right to make more money and dilute the value to the whole world to keep themselves going to the point when there is no real workers left to protect? Sucks, doesn't it? That's one of the reasons socialism isn't sustainable. Hang on to your hat...it'll get worse. We still have a long way to go to finish falling.

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How old is your current main computer? About 4 years...it used to be a $20,000 server when Amazon purchased it new. I bought it off eBay for $600 a few months ago. Quad Opterons (single core of course...a single higher end chip today could beat all 4), 14GB RAM, and ~200 Gigs of RAID 5 still does quite well enough to play on AB in a separate virtual machine, do banking on another, porn on another, questionable acts on another,...

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What is your body's PH? The 4th root of negative 1.

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When was the last time you saw a television with a dial channel changer? 1991. It was 2 years after I bought it...which was the first TV I bought when I moved 750 miles away to start a band...in a different direction after moving 700 miles away to go to college didn't work. Took me about 600,000 miles to get here. It was kinda scenic. Even so...I had to dig a tad deep to recall the dial TV. My most pungent dial channel changer memory is from 1987 when...

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If you were required to discard a portion of your body, what would it be? Every inhibition and insecurity I own.

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If you could be one person, god, creature, etc from mythology, who would you choose? Apate, because our company uses an internal website named after that deceitful cunt, and if I knew wtf she was thinking, I could exploit that into a bigger paycheck over time.

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Do you have any items in your house that is over 25 years old? Underwear holes.

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At the beginning of the 1960 movie "THE TIME MACHINE," H. G. Wells arrives late for his dinner meeting with his colleagues. My question is, how can anyone who owns and operates a "time machine," ever be LATE for anything? Same way someone with a THROTTLE control on their car can get caught speeding... ...or how the PERFECT PLAN can blow up in your face. There are no guarantees. No refunds. No returns. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Deal with it.        

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In warmer weather, do you change your diet? Ummmm, no. We have these here things known as HVAC systems in the here-yonder. Those outside degree monsters never make it to the supper table.

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What do you think he meant when he rose again to judge the living from the dead? Was Jesus our ghost buster or ghost savior? Yeah sure. Took what, 2^10 years and counting for the corrective action to kick in? Has it yet? *Shrug* It is what it is or was what it was...whatever that was or whatever it is. We're here now. For whatever that is worth. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Would the planet Earth roll, if it was ever grounded: what would be underneath it? Earth already rebelled...it got grounded, then rolled, uncovering the secular world as we think we know it today.

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I'm 12 and I don't like the idea of being a teenager yet, I still want to do things that kids do, I'm not ready to give that up yet. Any advice? Start smoking pot.

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What would make you feel really good right now? Already do. Too bad it's bedtime.

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Do you think twelve-year olds are children? What about thirteen, fourteen? Yes, yes, and yes.

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Why do people assume christians are bored,or wasting their lives?I lived for this world for 25yrs,and was miserable,now that Jesus saved me,I am happier than ever,couldn't have more peace.I have no desire for the things of this world. Ignorance is bliss. Congratulations.

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Is Green Day punk rock for thinking people? Thinking?? I blow them off as normie brain-dead pop punk...tho I like their energy sometimes.

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How do I make a website where I can sell and ship products to diffrent people in diffrent places? That's like asking "How can I build a restaurant and get customers". They are two separate aspects of hundreds that contribute to the business as a whole...which will perform according to how well you weighed those hundreds of items that should already be in your business plan. If you're stuck on just these two, save the failure and do a LOT more research into business in...

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Can a portable DVD player be hooked up to a PC to serve as a DVD-rom drive? Every bit as easily as my refrigerator can double as an answering machine.

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When drinking alcohol, does height determine how quickly, one becomes intoxicated? Yes, less oxygen available at higher altitudes...you can be affected more quickly.

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How long does it take for a chick to become a chicken? Only until the first time she dates a stud...unless she's a slut.

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Is it harder to tell how old nerds are? Yes. You either won't see them away from their room in the first place, or you're comparing their physical signs of age to all the normies...who have probably done more in life from drugs to sports, all of which take a physical toll on the body more so than pushing a mouse...you'll never guess them right if your "control group" consists of normies you know the ages of.

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Why is it geeky to know how computers work but not how cars work? Simple. Car geeks get dirty and use brute strength to coerce rusted or tight parts, they weld, use torches, grunt, brag about the time they bench pressed a C6 transmission into their Rustang, and ya gotta be badass to do all that. Computer geeks just use their brains and are generally very lacking in applying physical force.

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Why do neocons hate anime/manga?Why do neocons hate otaku?Why do neocons hate the japanese race? Why, why, why, why, why? What's a neocon and why do you give them so much power over you?

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What is the polite way to respond if someone refers to you as 'stupid'? Say nothing. Outperform them.

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What color is each item of clothing you are wearing today? (mine:Blue Jeans, Red T-Shirt, Black undies and bra, and red socks) Same as nearly every day...all black. Laundry day is much easier that way (including sheets/towels)...not to mention nothing needs to be ironed and all my socks are the same brand/style/size so any 2 match. Yes, I'm that lazy.

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Is there a "green" product that can be used to clean the heads on my cassette player? Palmolive.

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Outside of a formal university class or program - or anything online, what kinds of adult classes have you signed up for & where did you go to get them? Unix system administration, Network admin, Veritas filesystems, Service Guard clusters, Campus/Metro/Continental clusters, Oracle RAC's, IVM Host and Guest configuration, and midrange and superdome hardware courses. Classes ranged from 2 to 5 days each, some were in a classroom and lab environment, others I could attend remotely...tho a phone was needed for audio. Most were publicly...

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What's one song that makes you cry...Or if you're too macho to cry, makes you feel incredibly sad? Hail to the chief.

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How do you feel about your dad? Waste of skin.

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In Greek Mythology, what is the name of the temptress that lured sailors with a siren-like sound? I typed your question into http://www.google.com/search?q=In+Greek+Mythology%2C+what+is+the+name+of+the+temptress+that+lured+sailors+with+a+siren-like+sound and got: SIREN, in Greek Mythology sīˈrən, in Greek mythology, one of three sea nymphs, usually represented with the head of a woman and the body of a bird. Daughters of Phorcus or of Achelous, the Sirens inhabited an island...

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Do you use social media like Linkedin, Facebook, Myspace, Xing, etc., to promote your business? Why do you use this site(s) and how to you do use it? If I was a total scumbag spammer/scammer then hell yeah I'd use those ridiculous sites...that's the bulk of the members/profiles...sadly because it works. If my demographic included sheeptards then I may market there as well. So to answer your question: No. I don't.

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Do you know anyone who still has a telephone on a party line, in 2009? Wow...nostalgic. Not I.

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What would you say if you saw hannah montana on top of a skyscraper? Jump.

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Is there a reason someone would always be tired no matter how much sleep they got? i sleep AT LEAST 12 hours a night. i am 17 but always tired like feel sick tired. the other night i went to sleep at 4pm and woke up at 6 30 am for school and was dragging. You're prolly depressed and have a shitty diet. Eat more protein, get enough vitamins , minerals, and fiber, move more, then deal with the depression once stronger.

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How long do you have to drive before you hit the next town? Depends which direction I drive, which vehicle I take, and how much gas is in it. Somewhere between 3 minutes (closest town and no mechanical failure) and 9 hours (running out of gas at the worst possible place and having to walk to a gas station and back before finishing the drive to the next town).

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The sum of the squares of two consecutive odd integers is 74. Whats the two integers? ~Now when it says to consecutive odd integers does it mean like 6,7 but how can that be odd?~ If it "meant like 6,7" that would certainly be odd.

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In the last week im been having headaches which are there all the time ,plus i been getting dizzy spells.i seen my g.p he has refer me to a phyiscan.i just asking does anybody know what be causing it thank you So your personal doctor escalated the issue to someone more qualified...and you go to AB for another opinion? No wonder you're sick.

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Anyone else sick of hearing about swine flu? 100 yrs ago, US Citizens asked when we'd have a black president would reply with "When pigs fly". Now, 100 days into his term.....the swine flu. Close enough. And yeah...I'm sick of hearing about it.

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When you purchase foreign products do you first stop and think about those you know and love who are unemployed yo?... No. Everybody is where they are as a direct result of the choices they made, therefore they chose to be where they are, as did I and everyone else on the planet. I fail to see how their employment status would have any impact on my purchasing decisions. My purchases are dependent on many factors, none of which are decided based on which governmental jurisdictions are involved in the...

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How many words, does the shortest prayer that you say, consist of? 1

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How do I get to a DOS prompt "before" Windows XP boots up? I need to copy a file into the system 32, which is located in the Windows root directory. Put the drive in another machine as a slave and juct copy over whatever you need to, then slap it back in the original machine and boot it up. You could also use a live cd version of linux that is capable of mounting your windows filesystem...or google for how to make a Bart PE CD and boot to that.

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What would Mother's Day be without flowers? Every day is Mother's Day. Most of them do not involve flowers.

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Will you please save the planet by recycling your used condoms? When I get 365 of them I melt them down and make a tire out of them...and call it a Goodyear!

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Humans are not supposed to eat meat, this is shown by the fact that we cant eat raw meat unlike other carnivores. What do u think of this Yeah...we really need our current tooth configuration for a no-meat diet. Sheesh. Try another false premise if you wish, but you'll likely get the same results.

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Who's your Embarrassing Celebrity Crush? Babs Bunny.

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Which entertains you more, Boxing or MMA? MMA. Not even remotely close.

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Forrest Gump thought life was like a box of chocolates. What do you think life is like? a large no-limit poker tournament.

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What's the closest alcoholic beverage to you at the moment? The one in my cup...currently Everclear, grape juice, pink grapefruit juice, and a shot of cotton candy snow cone syrup...on crushed ice.

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Who do you tell, or do you suffer in silence? I tell myself...even though I can be a real dick sometimes.

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50 billion animals are killed every year for our consumption. What are your opinions on this (i know this is quite a vague question) It's a clear indication there are too many people. We need to get rid of about 90%.

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How long does it take an average person to strip a cow? Every cow I've seem was already naked.

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Are the yellows marks on a pillow drool or something else? Canary semen. I won't ask you how it's getting there in large quantities.

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How do you not get caught by cops for smoking weed? Do it in the privacy of your own home, don't carry it on your person.

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Is it okay/normal to laugh at ethnic jokes about your own people? Only if they're funny.

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What's your favorite kind of activist wacko? Dead ones.

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Have you ever gone to see a movie by yourself? More often than with someone.

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What is the most expensive item you bought so far this year. Paid off my truck.

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What is on your grocery list besides the usual : milk, eggs, and bread? I think I bought eggs once this year, but not milk or bread...not sure how those are "usuals". Anyway: My usuals are Everclear and a bunch of cheap juices to mix with it, liquid centrum, and a bunch of frozen stuff I can either drop in the fryer or slap on the foreman...fries, nuggets, onion rings, wings, salmon, steak, etc. That's pretty much it besides plastic cups or...

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What is the closest thing to your front door? Outside: Jehova's Witnesses. Inside: The barrel of my 12 gauge.

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I have to do a presentation on how to do something... anything in the world any ideas? How to get away with killing a teacher and blowing up a classroom.

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I have a grey suit, pink shirt, pink and grey tie. What color shoes? Glass slippers.

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Are Dandelions your favorite plant? No. I prefer a different weed.

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How do we prepare for the swine flu? Eat bacon that sat out a while before it got cooked to build up immunity.

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Who owns a laptop? My employer, but I'm the only one who uses it.

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Do you prefer Office Depot or Office Max for your office supplies? Office Max. Tony Stewart wrecked Carl Edwards at Pocono a few years back and took him out of the chase when Office Depot sponsored Carl. This year Office Depot has sponsored Tony. Fuck Office Depot. Fuck Tony Stewart. Go Carl!

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Are record temperatures abnormal? Generally, but not necessarily. Example: temp is 70 degrees 355 days, 40 degrees 9 days, and 70.00001 degrees once. 70.00001 is a record high...but not abnormal.

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So i just made a can of corn, like putting the can on the iron eye and BAM. Still safe to eat? You should never eat the cans regardless of their BAM factor.

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Who should I go to when looking for new strings for my air guitar? Ernie Ball Extra Stealthy 8's.

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How do you get someone who ditched you to be your friend again? False premise. They were never your friend in the first place. There is no "again".

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Are you in favor of developing better Artificial Intelligence (AI) within machines/computers? Yeah. People suck anyway...we keep creating ways to destroy ourselves. Eventually one of them will stick. Perhaps AI can grab that title.

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What are some stress relieving scents (other than lavender please) that I can find in candle form to keep at my desk? Ass candles available from aroma pet therapists.

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If I was to lose my job and couldn't pay my credit card bills what could they do to me? My home has a homestead on it and I have two old cars. Could they take anything from me? Could I go to jail for this? Or would it just ruin my credit? There is no debtor's prison in the USA. You will not go to jail for simply not paying a credit card. Creditors have different limits, but generally there is some dollar amount that, if you owe less than such an amount, they will just cycle you through the collection circuit. You'll get threatening letters and phone calls from various debt collectors as your account gets...

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How many lotions do you have in your house? Zero.

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Americans: Does it make you mad when foreigners think they can tell us how to run our country? Not if they already bought the right to do so.

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Have you ever witnessed Jehovah? Have you also sighted Elvis and Tupac at the gas station? I once walked through a field in Wyoming and had a tombstone flip a pancake at my left nostril. I ducked, but my foot slipped off the table. Suddenly, a hole appeared...I wanted to ask it how Cesium-155 radiates with respect to a doughnut, but it disappeared. Does that count?

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Will a Dell XPS 400 with Windows XP Home Edition SP3, an EVGA GeForce 9500GT 1024mb, 4GB of DDR2 RAM, and a 16X disk drive, support Mercenaries 2: World in Flames and Assasins Creed with a decent FPS? Depends how much spyware you're running.

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Hi everyone this qwestion is very important to me pleas answer it im 18 and was diagnosed with a brain tumor im on my last few days and i havent yet got this answer my favesong is and always was the sweater song by weezer my qwes is whats the meaningof it Five.

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Is poetry a dying Art? Nupe. It died long ago. Weather to your acceptance or dismay, Nobody will become a poet by having died today. Not even in a decade or three. Hasn't been that way in recent historee. (/me groans...sorry...I guess I exemplified that point)

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Whats a good replacement for frijoles in a burritto? Gasoline.

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I have msn downloaded correctly on my PC but when I click to open it it just wont pop up. How do I make it pop up? lick it a lil.

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Where is your room at in your house? (upstairs, downstairs, ground-level/middle floor) All of the rooms are mine.

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I got a virus from voy.com. Did you? No.

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I have 86% in my math class but I still need to take the final exam which is 23% of my grade what would I need on that final exam in order to pass the class with a 80% or above. The fact that you have all the numbers and still need to ask this question leads me to think the eight ball will say "Outlook Not Good".

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I'm in a bit of a bind. If you forward an email, but manually change things like the date it was originally sent, as well as change the attachment, is there any way for the person who receives it to know it's been altered? Depends on the skillsets involved at both sending and receiving ends as they relate to email headers. If you dig deep enough, it is generally trivial to edit/forge emails.

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(Statistics-Hypothesis-Z test) 2 tailed test with an alpha of .01 (making the area under the curve .495) Would the Z-critical value be 2.58 or 2.57? (the value under 2.58 is .4951 and value under 2.57 is .4949) which one is it? 2.58 or 2.57 Three.

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What is a strange condiment? Gummi Bears.

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Do you have tatoos,what are they and do you regret it? Black BDU's

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Can I test positive for meth by kissing someone who just smoked meth? If you're kissing someone who somkes meth, you have bigger problems to worry about than passing a drug test.

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Are you Aboriginal? Nah, merely abnormally original. I'm still trying to condense.

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Computer experts...what is the BEST anti-virus software I can down load?...please don't say cyberdefender...I have my reasons. Depends on the use. There is no blanket "best" for every use. For the typical home user, basic education on how to use your computer (what not to click, where not to go, traps not to fall in to), trumps any AV software. <edit> Meaning a semi-educated user using a crappy slow to update AV program will be more protected than Joe Dumbass browsing porn, clicking on links in spam,...

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Why do I have to Press 1 for English when dialing in AMERICA? Multi-linguists generally are more capable of counting higher.

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What do Asian characters turn into random symbols like " ÐÄ»¨Å­·Å " when you save them in a .txt document? How do I convert those symbols back to the original characters? .txt files generally are 7 or even 8 bit ASCII, and you need Unicode support to display the original characters. You would need to save it in a format that supports Unicode. Often this can be done in rich text (.rtf), several .doc formats, even HTML but some of the above will be dependent upon your local computer's settings. As for how to convert back to the original, you don't....

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Do you have any clothing or accessories that show either places you've visited or events you've gone to? If so, do you wear them now? Do they start up conversations? I have a few shirts from work w/ the company and names of our local data centers, and they have started conversations outside work several times.

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I dreamed that I got really high last night, I have never been high. What could this mean? It wasn't a dream. You just forgot, and it felt like one.

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If someone scamed you out of alot of money, what would you do? Been there, done that...it's called a "Stupid Tax".

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I've been... paranoid for the last few days. Usually at night, but it's getting a little better. I've been scared/frightened for some reason, and really tense. My chest is also hurting and I'm really depressed. What's wrong with me? Karma is catching up?

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Why do people judge others by the way they look? i know i have many times, and its wrong It's wrong to judge others for not having enough respect to appear with an appropriate look for the setting? How can one think like that? Suppose I chose to greet you while I was wearing a toga covered in fresh pig shit cause I thought it was cool. You would make no judgment? Hypocrite.

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How big is your pensil Thin, but I compensate by writing sideways.

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For people that own a cat here where does your cat sleep does it sleep in a certain spot in your house each night or in a different spot each night? No person owns a cat. Their cats own them.

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Are the potential combinations for phone numbers infinite? No. At some point it would take longer than a human lifetime to complete the physical process of entering all the numbers of a large enough phone number...even if it was automated and performed by automated computer systems 5 million billion times faster than current supercomputers. There is some degree of processing, no matter how small, to accomplish the task of making the call. Therefore,...

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Avatar How do you set the date in the system bar to appear as 16 April 2009 instead of 16/04/09? There's no MMMM option in Regional settings for "long date". Isn't it: M = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 MM = 01,02,03,04,05,06,07,08,09,10,11,12 MMM = Jan Feb Mar ... ? I haven't checked...just thought that's how it was. <edit> unless that is how it is and MMMM spells out the entire month...in which case just ignore my drunktardityfullnessingly irrelevant non-answer.</edit>

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Avatar How do you set the date in the system bar to appear as 16 April 2009 instead of 16/04/09? There's no MMMM option in Regional settings for "long date". <deleted> (accidental double-post)

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What is your favorite recipe to use apples? Dunking the neighbors to bob for them.

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What would happen if a dog and a cat had sex? Kippies and Puttens...and that must have been one badass Tom cat.

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What is your dream job? Engineering with a fortune 20 company, surrounded by people to push me to grow. Oh, wait...I'm already there. Then again, any job that pays the bills is a dream job these days...I just happen to like mine, and that certainly is a dream come true after being unemployed for 10 months in 2006 until finding a grunt work, no-benefits, contractor job just to get a foot in the door.

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What song cheers you up? This is the first time I saw the video and meh...it basically sucks. The song still cheers me up tho :). I feel a lot of positive energy from it. I guess in the vid they think it's dark or something *shrug*.

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My goldfish is floating upside down and not eating anything what's wrong with it? He's pulling a scam on you to get a bailout and free move to a bigger home.

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Why were the Middle Eastern Muslims more advanced in the Islamic Golden Age than they (the majority) are today in modern time? What went wrong? They let religion dictate too much of their behavior to remain technologically advanced. They placed a higher importance on being spiritually advanced. The method they chose to pursue was the religion they believed in at the time. I give them an A for effort regardless of how it turned out.

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Is Water Polo a real game, or just something for sports fans of the future such as Captain Archer of Enterprise? Water polo a game only for Archer? That's quite a Quantum Leap!

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I'm 23 and i want to have a baby...my biggest problem is that i am unmarried. what do i do? i cant seem to keep anyone to get married, so what should i do? Do the rest of us a favor; get your tubes tied.

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Name one feature you love on your computer. Redundancy.

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With Georgia threatening to secede, what WMDs and federal support to we need to remove from this domestic threat first? Come on! Look at the date, people" "On April 1, your Georgia Senate did threaten by a vote of 43-1 to secede from and " Any US Holiday/tradition come to mind about that date?

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Do you speak your mind or do you mind what you say? Ya...and I prolly speak other people's minds a lil too often as well.

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What's everyone having for dinner tonight? Everclear and sour apple schnapps.

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Why are police allowed to use lasers (developed for use in war) for speed enforcement when it is known that exposure to visible as well as infrared lasers cause damage to the human eye yo?... Exposure to radar is damaging, too "yo". /me rolls eyes Name *one* case where eye damage was definitively caused by proper use of laser speed detection equipment by trained personnel. What prompted this question? Did you get a ticket and you're desperately grasping at straws trying to find anything....anything at all, no matter how silly, to weasel your way out of a...

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Has a complete stranger ever come up to you and start talking like you were long lost friends? Yes. They confused me for someone who gave a damn.

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You are facing south. You turn left, make an about-face, turn right, and turn right again. Which direction is behind you? South...but I started standing on the North Pole.

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Whats the best cure for tiredness if you need to stay awake but cannot take caffiene? 120mg of Ephedrine HCl

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What would you do if you saw Michael Jackson peeking in through your window? I would fulfill my obligation to society and that would be the last he/she/it was heard from.

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My husband made me and my 7 yr old daughter get off the van and walk 10 miles to get home. It was cold and raining and dark, it was 2.00 AM and my daughter left her shoes in the van so her feet were cut and bleeding when we got home. Is this child abuse? Yes. You should have carried her or given her your shoes.

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What's something you could do with grass? Burn it.

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I was a very bad drunk and i couldn't stop.I was miserable and didn't want to live anymore,until Jesus saved me.I stopped drinking instantly,and if you knew me you would say that i couldn't stop just like that,no rehab,just Jesus.Do you have a testimony? Happens all the time in every faith out there. Glad ya found something that works for you today. Just don't go pushing it on others as if it's right for them that day as well, and you'll do just fine :).

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A guy asked me if I wanted to buy a gram of coke for $40 yesterday. Why would I do that when I can get a can of it for around $1.50 $1.50 for a can? You're getting ripped off! Can't remember what I paid last time I bought a gram...been a while...and it was splitting an 8-ball 3 ways so not really a gram, either.

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If a fire could talk what would it say? I need oxygen.

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OK. Say you decided to pay off the loan. Does the item you co-sined for then become yours or does the loaner just just get a free ride to ownershio without paying? When you cosine anything of real value, you get an answer between -1 and 1, inclusive.

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I know you give a puppy her shots at 6,9, and 12 weeks and she doesn't need any more for a year but after that year, how often do they get shots? And what shots are they? Depends who your neighbors are and how well you trained your dog to stay out of their yard.

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Can you explain munchausen by proxy in simple terms? No. I over-complicate everything.

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You go into you local Liquor store and you've won a FREE bottle of anything in there. What do you choose? The best single malt they had.

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I want to put rocks into my freshwater tank. I have got some from the beach, and i was going to scrub them and soak them in clean fresh water. Can i do this? would it kill the fish? It had odd effects in the King of the Hill Episode: "Jumpin' Crack Bass"

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What can I do to help the poor? I live in a small town so homelessness is not a problem here. Move to where it is a problem and get involved.

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If you were the inventor of the telephone, what would be the first thing you say or ask on it? Wrong Number.

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Im very lonely and kind of down. Any one got an antidote? Be nice please.PEACE & HAPPINESS All the answers you need are within.

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What is something you found out that you wish you never knew? Madonna at one point had hairy armpits...and allowed a photo shoot.

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Can I enter canada for work if I am a class c felon thats 12 years old Were you tried as an adult?

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What are your chances of getting into virginia tech with a 3.5 gpa and 1250 sat? Three.

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Where can I find music from 2004? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time your an idiots. I only want the nice people to answer this question. "I only want the nice people to answer this question." This *still* isn't filtered? Unreal. regex, people, regex. Dump this nonsense.

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Why do revenge feel so good? Shallowness and ease of being entertained?

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What is something you have to have a license to do? A Tee shirt once told me I was licensed to inspect female bodies. Unsure if it's worth exercising.

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What criteria might you use to decide what variables should be stored in memory and what should stay in a file? If you have physical access to the power cord, keep everything in memory. Data in files will haunt you even after a power cycle.

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When you hear someone speaking with an accent or in another language when you are out doing your shopping, do you pause to marvel and enjoy it like I do? When I drove a cab I used to get stoned and listen to a bunch of Pakistanis talk in their little circle. It's kinda cool to just sit there and observe a conversation when you have no fucking clue what is being said.

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Http://omegle.com Love it or hate it? Why? hate it. "visit this URL nobody heard of" has been played out too many times.

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I cant sleep, when I don't work I wont sleep but every other day or more, what can I take or do to make me sleep? I use everclear and grape juice.

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Who is the worse actor: Keanu Reeves or Nicholas Cage? Yes.

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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who? Yup..cupla times. I was a taxi driver in a major US city, picked up a load of drunks that had a UK accent. Asked them where they were going. They gave me the name of a hotel downtown. Next question: "what brings you to <my city name here>?" "We had a show at the <insert big arena here." Wow....."Should I know who you are?" Depeche...

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Why isn't Moses's adopted mother's name is not mention in the bible? Because "Shauniqua" was offensive.

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What is up with people today, everytime I turn on the TV some woman has slept with so many men she doesn't know who the father is or some guy has 10+children, my cousin has 6 children by 6 women and does nothing for them. Why don't we "fix" these people? I've fixed 4 so far. What's your excuse?

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You lost it....What did YOU lose? maybe your temper, maybe a mate, or a toy, tool, your mind......what was it? Faith in humanity.

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What's the best over the counter pain reliever? Everclear.

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Which relative made you feel wanted and safe as a child? None. Relatives suck.

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Where was the last place you orderd food poisoning? Kroger...though I used a Tombstone pizza as a catalyst.

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Is compatibility by astrology legitimate? i am a gemini female and my partner is an aquarian male. do we work? If you work enough to provide for yourselves, then you probably aren't spending time researching astrology.

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Do you eat pie with a spoon or a fork? I forget...haven't had pie in ummmmmm...can't remember.

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From the star wars series,what is your favorite Chewy Chewbacca line or saying? (Humour welcome) "ARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHOIOOIOIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" hit home to me.

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Would you mind being named after your parents? Yes I do. I refuse to use my middle name as it was my "dad"'s first name.

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Who wants to go and get DRUNK? And forget about all these AB problems? LOL I sober up to drive to work and get home...not much else. I have it easy tho cause I only work 3 or 4 days a week...leaving the other 3 or 4 to drink 24/7. Who needs to *have* a good liver when you can fool yourself into thinking you *are* a good "liver"!

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Would you find a take-out menu organizer useful? Not in the slightest...and I'm lazy as all getout and work 12 hour days. <edit> This is posted in "Ice Cream"???? I thought it was asking about general takeout menus for those too lazy or time crunched to cook! What collosial fatass needs a takeout organizer for fucking ICE CREAM???????</edit>

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My uncle recently passed away, and i inherited a his freezer....what can i do with 75 lbs of camel meat? Live like a Persian King for a few years?

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What are you most likely to be reincarnated as? Whatever my collective energy/soul self designs next time...seems I/they designed this life banking on an 80% chance of success and put 100% of the development tools in going thataway full tilt...but that other 20% hit so now I'm left making do best I can with the remainder. Next life will draw from this experience, and may dump it all on a 90-95% chance of hitting my calling, or perhaps...

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You get a new "boss" who is racist against you. He calls u every name but your name. He constantly criticizes your kind. You make a good salary with insurance. Do you quit or hang in there and just put up with it? (hypothetical/ethics) Depends on the situation. You could be here illegally and Mr Bossman (the scum that he is hiring illegal labor so he can abuse them) could be going all Alphamale on you because he has minipenis syndrome and needs to tower over someone with no legal basis to fight back. Conversely, you could be hypersensitive about anything that strays from <insert religion here> that you follow to...

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If you could travel across the universe, where would you go? A little past the end....almost there now.

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Any good suggestions for someone who has writer's block? Drop Acid.

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Would you kill a thousand people to save one of your own? No, but I'd push the button to obliterate 6,706,993,152 on a coinflip. Probably several times in a row. I'd have to get to keep the nickle when I win the flip though.

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Can u tell me 10 ways that molecules and atoms are different Only if I stopped in time.

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I am caucasian with no asian relatives so how can i have asian eyes If your Mom was a whore?

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WHAT DOES A HUMANS DO 14 FOURTEEN A DAY Contemplate suicide. Some obviously make up the difference for those that are at zero :).

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Do you ever feel like your not quite as hideous as you thought you were? Yes...every morning when I wake up...until sometimes when I read what I posted here the night before.

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What would be a reason for the Police or HP to pull you over? I try not to give the police any reasons...but HP (Hewlett Packard) never pulled me over. Once, while working as a contractor at a Hewlett Packard facility that was under construction, the head security guy for the construction contractor (who was responsible for the environment being OSHA compliant) "pulled me over" walking across the warehouse without my safety goggles and...

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Did you feel a little Irish on St Patricks Day? Perhaps if I painted my wee wee green...but that's not going to happen.

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Is it normal that I am 19 years old and have never had an alcoholic drink? The world is a better place when that is normal.

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What has your underwear done for you lately? Filtered farts.

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I had an affair and got pregnant. I no longer see or talk to him. He does know about our daughter but has not seen her since she was 2 months old shes now 16 months. What would happen if I wanted 2 sue 4 child support? You would essentially be going public and will have people like me telling you that you should die a horrible death for violating the sanctity of marriage. Is it really THAT hard to keep your legs together? But what the heck...if people can sue for spilling hot coffee on their coochie, than sure...go ahead and sue for someone else to bear equal responsibility of your infidelity regardless...

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What is the size of windows xp installed onto a new computer, we are trying to install it on an old computer for a project, but are limited to space -- 2 gigs.. Old computer! 2GB is far more than enough space to get the OS on...and then some. I've had many VMWare guests running XP in less than 2GB disk space...don't need any more than that for a dedicated browsing VM + a dedicated bank-browsing VM + a dedicated online-purchase VM, etc...it's almost necessary to compartmentalize workstation tasks into separate environments these days.

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What is another name for special education Winning an internet argument or winning the special olympics...either way you're still retarded.

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I have no idea what an X-box is? I thought it had to do with Porn. Is anyone way out of touch like me with today's lingo and gadgets? Re: Gadgetry? No...I'm fairly in-tune there, but Geebus a resounding HELL YEAHZ0rZ on being out of touch in other areas that the dumb masses "just know".

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Given the current economic status of the U.S. , would you lower your standards just to get a job? (For example, take less pay, or do work that is below your skill levels.) Already in progress...employer rolled out mass pay cuts and those of us still employed by them generally are saying "Sucks...but less than it would to get pushed out completely". I bailed out on a highrise apartment in the sweet spot of the city to a meager place way out in the woods 55 miles away to be on my own land that I can pay off quick in lieu of 10 times the price in town....

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How much beer/wine would you drink in a week? Daily...but my local liquor store pissed me off this past Thursday and I'm considering quitting drinking as a result (to punish them by taking away a $6k annual sales customer...not to benefit my health. How fucked up is that?)

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White people, do you prefer to be called white or caucasian? My preference is to know what your motive is for going out of your way to label with a skin color when it is generally not needed. You can tag personalities, character, and actions with labels, but they have nothing to do with pigment endowment/lack thereof.

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What do you think of lightening, Love it for its beauty or hate it for its distruction? Or give me a different reason for loving or hating it. Love it for the sheer awesome power and gentle reminder that we're just not all that.

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Should we let the Right Wing Neo Cons of the world settle in Alaska, so the rest of the world can get on with improving the world? LOL @ the "improvement" these first 56 days...

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How can I get my neighbor's dog to stop barking? Shotgun. How many (duplicate) questions do you need to post before being convinced??

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Is there a device I can buy that will stop my neighbor's dog from barking? A shotgun...and I'm not joking!

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What did you think the first time you got something waxed? Nice...how shiny! Obviously I've only ever waxed my car and refrigerator.

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Is it okay for me to mention to a dear old friend that I think she is putting on weight? I dont want to be mean, but I know she prides herself by the way she looks and things are not looking so good from behind if you know what I mean.. I appreciate anyone that answers "Does this dress make me look fat?" with "No. YOU make you look fat".

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Can you go to sleep straight away after having a cup of coffee? Depends on my blood alcohol content.

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What is the name of a "fabric"? Space-Time

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I read in a newspaper the other day, that victims of bullying can suffer from the same sort of stress injuries as people who have been to war, is that right? Only the true pussies that need some drama label to validate themselves. The rest of us bully "victims" turn it in to a strength in later years.

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How do you properly hold a drink and food at a cocktail party By getting new friends that don't give a damn how the hell I'm holding a freaking drink at their party.

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If you had all the money in the world...what single item would you purchase? I'd open a luxury resort in an Ethiopian village...or perhaps open a McDonalds on top of Mt Everest. It's have to be something wasteful enough to show I really don't give a damn.

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Where did you live as a child and where do you live now? In a home with inept parents. In a home with no children.

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I am going to volunteer in a poor village in south america. What do you think I should bring with me as small gifts to give to the people and children of the community? Anything battery operated, or internet-dependent...perhaps a portable internet radio. Perhaps even give them one set of replacement batteries.

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Does wanting someone to feel the pain they caused you (even praying for it at times) make you a bad person? will you be further punished? hurt more? If I feel cornered enough to act (or have had enough and decide to act), I may call for judgment and let the energies fall as they may. Wishing for pain directed elsewhere can be very risky from a karmic perspective. The backlash may be 3x-7x and there'd be nothing you could do to soften it.

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How do you look after your mental health? I talk to myself and self-analyze continually...oh, wait...that may be why it needed looking after in the first place!

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I am drinking a cosmopolitan right now in the afternoon..How many people out there enjoy a cocktail..If so what is your preference of drink? A good imported beer...on about #6 or 7 now.

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What can you say to motivate me? I don't want to do anything (I did shower however) at all. I need to clean the house, do laundry, go grocery shopping, cook dinner, etc... Quit looking outside for motivation. You need to start within...all else falls in to place once you have faith in yourself. Nobody else will care consistently enough to get you there. It's up to you.

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Are generally good looking people more successful in life? Successful people that bought their appearance (cosmetic surgery) kinda skew the metrics...

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Does "b" represent "bits", and "B" represent "Bytes"? YES!!! Thank you for asking. I wish everyone realized that. KB/sec and Kb/sec are different by a factor of 8.

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I use Craigslist for ____________? killer deals as people are selling everything they have for pennies on the dollar to pay the mortgage they never should have gotten in the first place. <edit> Oh yeah, got the contractor job that led to my current job from CL, too. </edit>

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What do people really think of us "emo" peolpe? Depends...it's just another piece of the pie that is them...which is the sum of what they are and what they are trying to represent. For some, behaving emo fits and it adds to their charachter, for other it just makes them sheeptards...subculture sheep, but still sheeptards.

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I need some ideas for easy and EFFECTIVE fund raising. Specifically for a youth choir .. and I mean at least a thousand dollars. Start charging the priests when they molest you.

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List three places bacteria can be found. Horizontal surfaces. Vertical surfaces. Airborne.

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What is it going to take? Am I going to have to slap some sense into you? Try it and find out...if you dare.

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After America loses it top economic status who will be number 1? There will be one world govt that the then former US will be "invited" to join once the US $ has devalued to zero.

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09 toyota prius rumble noise when rear windows open during driving Wind.

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A good middle name, or name to go with Tikvah - which means hope in Hebrew. Tockvah.

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Whiskey or beer I'm currently in a beer cycle. I'm sure it will change to single malt scotch again...then hit beer again...wash, rinse, repeat.

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Can Global Warming be reversed? If so, how? Yes. Wait until the natural warming cycle completes.

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What was the last thing you dropped in the toilet? Used food.

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Are you aware of the systems of the body and how they function? Yes...they bitch about my lifestyle quite often. Occasionally I listen. So far I still have all my organs.

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Do you Know Jesus?More important does Jesus know you?Does your life glorify Jesus?Lastly is He the most important in your life? Yeah, yeah, no, and no. At this point in my life this time around, I've grown beyond bible quotes and the limitations of sanctioned religious belief systems including Christianity.

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Relate shortness of breathe to the pathophysiology of hemo-pnuemothorax. No.

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How many people die from drug abuse in one minute? Not enough.

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What happens to all the human waste?.....Where does all of human bowel movements go? I can't imagine they just have a big pile of it. It gets recycled into bottled water.

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I was taught that when using a knife and fork that one should hold fork in the left hand,cut with knife in the right, put down knife and transfer fork to right hand and eat. Why is it ok to go left hand fork to mouth if fork is upside-down? Left when cutting meat (knife in right), otherwise right.

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What is your favorite steakhouse restaurant? http://www.fogodechao.com/

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What are one to three words that describe/characterize your religion? Ex-ist

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Is Aging an Accident of evolution? Scientists say YES and you? Yes, we were meant to stay embryos forever. Isn't that obvious?

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Does anyone have the answer to Pen Foster exam # 409031 or 409025? Yes, of course somebody does. It would be impossible to grade it otherwise.

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Which leg goes in first when you put on your jeans? I sit down and put both in at once.

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What would you do if Darth Vader was your father? Sith it up.

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My co-worker passes silent gas in my presence all the time. Just because he can't smell anything doesn't mean he isn't stinking up the air for me. This is not a joke. What should I do? Keep a candle burning.

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How will you die? Like a spoon.

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Why do prayers go unanswered? Your God sucks. Fire him and get a better one.

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Toothbrush: Soft, Medium or Hard? Compact or Full sized head? I don't think I've unpacked my toothbrush yet...heck, I'm not certain I even packed one.

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No sympathy answers please!! If you've had a failed suicide attempt, afterward did your depressed mood go away for a while? After that low, I've been feeling better. Yeah for a couple months...then repeated. Mibbie I was a slow learner. What turned me around was finally accepting that I'm stuck here and it's beyond my control to check out early...so it's up to me to make whatever I've stuck myself with work out good or bad *shrug*.

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Are there any websites that can get you onto sites which have been blocked by your local server? Yes.

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If someone "steps on your toes", do you kick? Is it a gentle warning or full blown drop kick? Depends on my read on their intent and their ability to escalate the harm level. Mistakes are easier to overlook than attacks. Attacks from real threats are easier to run from than attacks from pansies.

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I was waiting at a four way intersection were the cross traffic does not stop. I am making a left turn as I wait a car comes on the opposite side and waits to make a right turn into the same lane as I am. Who has the right or way? Whomever is willing to hire the best attorney.

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What is the tallest structure you have climbed? My Psyche.

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Are you Bipolar? Nah, Tri-equatorial.

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What personality type are you? According to the 'Jung' Theory. Dunno if this is Jung, but the abbreviations looked familiar...I'm an INTP as shown here: http://borderlinux.mypersonality.info/

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How can I help myself fall asleep after a panic attack? I've calmed down but I still feel a little shaky. Drink more.

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Money cannot buy __________? that which does not exist.

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Do you either smoke, drink alcohol, take illegal drugs, drink coffee or use prescription medicine? Either? No. Multiples for me, thank you.

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Besides ebay and playles (the 2 main online sites), does anyone know of any other good places to buy old postcards? I'm ALWAYS looking for cards of my town. Local antique stores here are lousy and I can't travel to ones out-of-town because of my health. Obvious spam promoting some unknown site nobody ever heard of and comparing it to a household name (in this case eBay). Die.

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Do you think it's fair that the music and movie industries, to put copy protection on online purchased items? Yes. It's not like it actually prevents copies from being made...quite the opposite! It forces the release groups to have continually growing talent to crack the latest techniques, many of which carry over into other areas of reverse engineering and security circumvention, which in turn forces the whitehats to step up, wash, rinse, repeat. It's a full circle resulting in both...

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I am in a bad mood, who wants to join me? Sure...I'm a recovering angerholic <del> <del> <del> nah...they go to meetings. I'm just pissed.

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Do you think having a higher education makes you more successful in life? Generally? Yes. Definitively, decisively, and predominantly? No. I have no Doctorate, Masters, Bachelors, or even freaking Associates degree...not even a single generic Industry certification...yet my actions spoke for themselves once I got a foot in the door of my path of choice. Next thing I knew I went from contractor to employee...and am currently surviving wave after wave of layoffs...

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Do you know any drug addicts? Hell yeah...that dude I see in every freaking mirror I've ever seen. I even flew overseas once and that fucker was STILL in my mirror. Grrrrrr. That dude needs to chill out!

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What is the best way to learn languages? Patience. Given enough lives, you will eventually be born in to a society where your target language is native. Done deal.

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What size and amp battery can i use to power an 1000w amp. trying to go as small as i can You can power it off a single AAA battery...with circuitry to step up the voltage, and probably only for some small fraction of a second, but it would work. You need to present more details. Power it for how long? What is the current draw of your 1000W amp? How hard will you be pushing it? Heck...you could power it off only a solar cell, voltage step-up DC circuitry, and a freaking...

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Who is smarter:boys or girls? Which one are you and I'll pick the opposite. is == singular putting an "s" after "boy" or "girl" == plural. Asking who *is* (singular), then giving a choice between 2 and only 2 plurals and no singulars is basically a syntax error...perhaps an illegal function...mibbie just an undefined reference. Regardless...it's not smart :).

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Is playing the lottery worth it? Hi my new negatroll friend! I can do that too....not that it matters one iota since DR's don't decrease your actual points. Anyway...lotteries are a tax for those that suck at math. It's pretty simple, and commonly referred to in the wagering/gambling world as "Expected Value". Allow me to explain: If you have a 20% chance of winning, the math shows that if you...

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Hello, I have a 1999 Chevy Blazer. The gas gauge reads empty, and low fuel light is on. I have replaced the fuel pump, I have replaced the fuel pump, and sending unit. I had the codes read at autozone, and when they deleted, the gage worked for sec. Nquit Put gas in the tank.

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What would you do if you own money to someone and if you dont paid up in time one of your family members with get hurt? Stop watching so much damn TV and actually pay attention in 3rd grade to learn basic grammar. "own" money != "owe" money dont != don't...the apostrophe takes place of the "o" and implies the space between "do" and "not". It's called a contraction. "Paid" is not correct verbiage for future-perfect tense. Try...

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Who has the worst handwritting in your family? It's a tie between every dead relative. I can't read a damn thing any of them write anymore!

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Do you know any guy who never wears a belt? "never"? Doubtful...Mommy probably forced one for some holiday or religious gathering at some point.... Oh, wait! I *DO* know a guy that never wore a belt! My co-worker's 6 month old son!

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Have you ever shown anyone a finger?If yes when was the last time? Yesterday...when some douche that chose to not learn how to drive insisted on driving 10MPH under the posted limit in sunny and clear conditions with almost no other traffic, oblivious to the hazard he was creating behind him.

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What would be some benefits for not downloading pictures or music on a work computer? (these can be funny or serious) Keeping your job. 'Nuf said.

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On average, how many outfits do you try on before settling on one? I call it a good day if I remember which is the clean pile and which is the dirty pile....whatever I grab first gets worn.

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What has been discontinued, that was your favourite product? Tsunami Bomb recordings.

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Do you know someone who passes wind proudly at the dinner table? I might...what's a dinner table?

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What's the best musical you've ever been to? Nutcracker. Not because it was good or anything...it's the only musical I ever went to in my life. It was a gifted program student field trip in 5th grade. I don't even remember it.

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What have you decided to forgo for Lent this year and how is it going? Forgoing. Excellent.

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Have you ever shopped at Goodwill? Yeah, I used to deliver newspapers at 3AM and went past a donation trailer on my route...I got a dresser, mattress set, and couch from there and it never cost me a cent! Great place when you're broke and married in to a family way too young. Glad those days are over.

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Why do the elderly insist on always saying they are 70 (or however much) years young? How does that make sense? Isn't it delusional to say young? I mean, get real old timers... They say that relative to their peers that feel sorry for themselves and are miserable. *Those* ore the 70 yr olds. The positive thinking ones differentiate themselves by stating 70 yrs young. It is an endearing quality. Aging sucks...letting it get you down sucks even more.

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Let me guess....You smoke weed? No, I boil the good portion of it with a vaporizer.

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What song is stuck in your head right now? I listen to the energy of the music, not the words...it's usually the riff/drum/bass combos that loop in my head, not lyrics.

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What is a computer cluster? I'll humor a serious answer... Clusters serve multiple purposes. Typically, in "Mission Critical" (MC) enterprise environments, clusters are formed for fault tolerance. A cluster is more than one computer working as a team. A simple cluster could be 2 "nodes". Each node is a separate physical computer (although technically you could create a cluster of virtual...

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What are the four different ways that Windows 200/XP and Windows 9x/Me offer for running software? Did you just get your A+ today or something? Perhaps you're studying to get it...geebus. Oh....since you're such an anal moron on technical differences and enjoy asking what you think are clever questions you already know the answer to like you're "testing the internet" or something similarly retarded, I am compelled to point out that there is no Windows 200.

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How can i cause myself pain without killing myself? Get to know me.

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What do you think is the best thing about being a Mom? (I'm planning on having a baby soon, and want something to look forward to!) Overcoming fear of others' poop.

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How do I get rid of rabbits? Invite over some of those freaks in the pet rabbit forum to take them off your hands. Who the hell wants a pet rat anyway...even if it's bunny shaped? Good luck.

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Do players usually have a lot of money? Money? Perhaps, for a little while... Wealth? No.

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Can smoking marijuana help treat a headache? not if you smoke seeds

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What is the difference between system BIOS, the startup BIOS and the CMOS setup? They're synonymous for the most part. You won't really get into differences that matter until you get to high end servers with many layers of firmware.

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My girlfriend wants to get pregnant and i also want to have a kid but were 16/17. We've been together for a year and a half... is this ok? Fuck you for taking more of my paycheck to support your fucking kid when you were totally unprepared and completely unable to support the kid you **THINK** you want to have. Die. Kids are for life you shithead...don't go there when you have no business nor ability to raise nor take care of them.

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Tell me how many hats you have in your home? Zero

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Will you join me in making 3/2/2009 through 3/8/2009 CARNIVORE week on AB? Stand up and be proud if you love eating animals!! The great Ron White once said: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of.......meat."

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What is the picture of hanging in your bathroom? I've hung a couple hookers and an Elmo doll in the bathroom....but I never took pictures :p.

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WHeRe weRe yoU wHeN iT happened? It was 1976...I was 5. My Mom was typing up some Bicentennial-themed letter to her Mom (yes...she was quite formal), and taught me what the "lock" and "shift" keys were on that old mechanical typewriter. I've since outgrown their overuse. May you absorb the same.

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When you were lost and insecure, who found you? Jesus tried...so did his Dad and Allah...they're all good and stuff, but the fun cheese was in realizing my being is part of an infinite collective of energies, allowing everything to coexist in their own subsets of existence. Whatever works for you is where you need to be, and that may be a different place for each of us...or there may be many overlaps...either way, no religion (or lack...

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Who hates people that think that they know it all? You had me at "Who hates people".

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How many of you guard your heart as in you are afraid to trust even your best friends because of fear of getting hurt? Not a fear, but rather the natural outcome after being brought up in a fantasy world where people didn't suck, then getting slammed by the reality that is. It's the sensible move, IM(notso)HO.

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What's better the Wii or Ps3? wii's are better for fatasses.

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How much do social skills matter if you are going to do something in the IT/engineering field? Very little...or at least I hope so! Seems to be working out so far sans social skills...

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Where is a good site to watch full episodes of House MD? Please answer, very desperate. I missed quite a bit of season three (like 5 episodes!) http://www.fox.com/fod/

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Do all the towels/wash clothes in your bathroom match (all same color/design) or do you have all colors, shapes, designs? Yes, my sole towel matches itself. Regardless of how often I wash it.

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How long will a open keg of beer keep At a keg party pumped with air? 12 hours or so. In a temperature controlled CO2-charged dispenser like a kegerator or beermeister type thing? Mibbie a month...arguably a couple weeks more. Keg beer is *NOT* pasturized and has no preservatives. Google around...this is widespread and easy to find info. I own a kegerator and have personally seen (and swallowed...ugh) the green growth that...

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If you sniff too much poppers (Amyl, Butyl or Isobutyl Nitrite, Nitrates) (normally not seen as a dangerous as long as you dont swallow or spill some), and it makes you lips and fingernails go blueish and your skin go pale is it dangerous? LOL....carefully read your own question and spend a brain cycle or two analysing the results.

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Is it posible to eat just one Krispy Kreme donut? Yup. I did it last Saturday...there was one left in the break room...could have been there an hour, could have been there for days...I had low enough standards to eat it anyway. Now if you asked if it was possible to only eat one when they just rolled out and are still warm? No way.

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I am planning to do some for world record. can you give me any topic? How serious are you? Pick something that'd be fatal if you fail.

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Are you warm right now? Do you have heat? Oh yeah...quite warm. Thermostat set @ 75 degrees Fahrenheit. Almost too warm...I'll prolly open a window shortly.

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Has the availability of illicit drugs gone down because of the Drug War? I can only speak for pot, but I'm paying less now than I did in 1989 for comparable quality...and the availability is easier if anything.

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What big off-season changes do you think will happen in the nfl? Season ticket sales will be lower than last year.

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Im having a party but you can only come as a super hero or game character. Will you come? Who will you be? I'll come as the monopoly shoe.

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How do you buy the maximum bang from your booze? Which liquor-store product gives you the most in ounces of alcohol per dollar? Pure alky content? Cheap vodka like all the answers so far.....EXCEPT that it's pure nastiness to drink straight! Factor in the cost of mixer, and unless you're buying $0.19 kool-aid packs and dumping scoops of sugar, it's prolly a notable expense. On the contrast, cheap rot-gut whiskey is usually about $2 more than the rot-gut vodka 1.75L classy plastic bottles...but in my...

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If you could alter a fundamental principle of science, which would it be? Why? I'd make gravity reverse for .72 nanoseconds every third even numbered Wednesday throughout the calendar year, and only localized to regions greater than 38% or less than 1% humidity or when number of ants on the planet that are facing due north within .00002 degrees of accuracy exceed 7,329 where the temperature is over 83.20 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Who is someone you should NEVeR go shopping with..? WHY? George Carlin. Shopping with a dead dude is just wrong.

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What is the most powerful and biggest Empire in history Episode V

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Do you buy or sell books on Amazon? I did once as a gift for someone. My Mom does a lot of amazon stuff. I bought a server off ebay that used to be Amazon-owned in an Arizona datacenter.

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Should teenagers have the right to smoke? Yes. There are too many people on this planet as-is. Anything we can encourage others to do to die off quicker will be a good thing.

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Why is there such a shortage of engineering grads in the US, while there is a surplus in China and India? Because Americans are lazy entitleist sheeptards in general. I'm a natural born engineer in the US....but my manager/boss is from India and the most skillful of my coworkers...including one in particular I consider "my hero", is from Singapore and works according to his local ethics...the calibre of my fellow US born and raised cohorts is quite sorry/disappointing. Chalk it...

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Is a 22. with good ammo enough gun to dispatch a goose humanely, inside 50yds? Yeah...but ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh droooooooooooolllllllllllllll grenade launchers are r0x0rz!

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Can a human being eat feces and live? Try it. Let us know.

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Are there many ways to God? Oh yeah. That's one of the best things about Godding...you can really get creative and do all kinds of funky stuff. I love to God naked!

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How do you take metathione? Apparently, I ignore it.

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Do you consider it offensive for someone to hate every race equally including their own? I pretty much despise humanity in general as we've proven by example that we suck and I'm embarrassed to be part of said society...but I fail to see what race has to do with this question so I'm at a loss to fuel your odd angle.

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What are some inappropriate things you can do or say at a job interview? As Steven Wright suggests: Ask the interviewer "If you were travelling in your car at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, would anything happen?" When interviewer responds: "I don't know.", promptly reply: "Then I don't want to work for you." and get up and walk out of the room.

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I have downloaded maple story v65 setup off of the downloader and I click on the setup and it acts like it's going to open the file, but nothing comes up on screen. I tried to delete it but it says it is in use. I restarted and deleted it. any idea's? answer deleted due to inaccuracy...bring on the DR's...funny how nobody else +'d the original question all the while being quite energetic about pointing out my incorrect answer...that kinda sounds like it was a good question in the first place :p.

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Can you name a blue flower? I painted a white rose blue for a chickie once...so I'll say Rose.

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Would you trust your best friend with you pin # for your atm? In some emergency situation where they absolutely needed it, yes...then I would promptly change it ASAP.

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Do you think you get paid enough for the work you do? Yes...although raises and bonuses being cut for FY '09 kinda sucks...still tho...I'm getting enough for what I do and where I'm at.

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One is never more than 10ft away from 'a rat' (vermin sort) - is this true? well, I live in the woods...I would suppose it's likely that some chipmunk or squirrel is within 10 feet fairly often...but I'm certain that saying I am *never* more than 10 ft from some kind of rat-like animal would be inaccurate.

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What is the name of the fabric softner you are currently using? Is it liquid or dryer sheets? Is it the brand you normally use? Never saw the need to use any.

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When you were a little kid, did your parents let you ride in the car lying down on that little ledge between the back seats and the back window? No, mine were quite anal about seatbelt use...so much so that I would look to not wear them at every opportunity.

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Would you mind living in a socialist U.S.? <edit> I answered twice instead of adding a comment on my answer...please ignore this one. </edit>

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What would you do if you ate 'only' fruit & vegetables & put on weight? Add protein, eat less, move more.

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What do you like to put on your fries/chips? only my mouth...in fact I'm about to drop some in the peanut oil right now! No salt, ketchup, etc...just the fries. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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If there was one key on the keyboard that you simple could not do without, which would it be? shift, ctrl, alt, or enter...good thing they're redundant!

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After getting a 15% DISCOUNT ON A $27,000, WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL PRICE TO THE NEAREST DOLLAR? ummmm the original price after a 15% discount on $27,000 is $27,000. I think you phrased the question wrong. It should have read: "2) What's 15% of $27,000?" or perhaps 2 was the wrong question number in your book...

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My Husband and i have been trying to get pregnant for a while now and it just isn't happening. What can each of us do to increase the chances of becoming pregnant? Take fertility drugs like one of my consulting clients did years ago....poor sap wound up shitting bricks when his wife wound up with quadruplets.

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What is your favorite type of coffee drink? Whatever is free, I'll take black......at least as far as coffee goes.

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What's the best way to annoy a professor that annoys the entire class? Excessive flatulence.

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What are some good gangsta rap songs? (c)rap is for the musically handicapped.

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My 1987 chevy subarbun brake lights will not come on when i push on the the brake. i have checked the fuese and the bulbs. what else could it be Brake light switch...near where the top third of the brake pedal arm would make it "unconnect" when pressed. Those are quite fun to wire up to the horn on a friend's car...especially if they're parked near the top of a parking deck.

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Who would like to welcome me back from my suspension? Why?

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Medicine's just a profession, and the practitioner just a human. Why is it illegal (or unethical) for me to have a sexual relationship with my doctor? It's the whole "Authoritative figure" thing....same reasons you cant ethically bang your therapist, step parent, or parole officer.

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If I work as an independent contractor, do I need to set up a sole proprietorship in order to deduct my expenses from my yearly taxes? There is no setup to a sole proprietorship....just file the long 1040 reporting your 1099 as income and then deduct your biz expenses on the appropriate forms and schedules.

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Ok today at school i thought i was going to have some gas then all of the suden i feel gooey stuff in my pants then i go to the bathhroom and i look in pants and their is sh** in my boxers just a small amount but sh** in my boxers!!! i was like **** Welcome to 1st grade. It happens.

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Will things get better for next generation? Absolutely not! Bearing children in this day and age is the cruellest thing any human being could do. We're creating a horrible future for all future generations.

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Why do people only want to know you if your "popular"? why do people say horrible things to make them look good,and leave the person in pieces? its a mystery to me. My popular what? Oh...you must have meant "you're" and not "your". Please learn the difference. Gee....I just did the very thing you griped about and I was never popular. Could it be that it's something besides popularity why people target you? Just a guess...I don't know you and I'm just a random internet prick. All I know is that when I felt...

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Whats the biggest reason you think that the cardinals lost the superbowl? 6burg > some arch.

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Would you mind living in a socialist U.S.? Ask me in a year or 7...but the answer will likely be no. I'm actually a productive and responsible member of society. Once we're completely socialist I'll prolly dumb down and earn less so I'm not carrying the sheeptards near as much...or I'll emigrate.

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How do you clean a mouse pad? I have coffee stains on mine. I haven't used a mouse pad since about 1993.

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Remember the show Quantum Leap? Where would you want to leap in time so you could change history? Oh yeah...Capatin Archer's earlier days...good show! There are a bunch of things I'd like to muck with...but I can't say if the outcome would be any better...humanity still sucks and does more harm than good. Mibbie I'd help trigger simultaneous pre-emptive nuclear strikes when the US/CCCP cold war was at it's peak...or if Q was correct in showing the 2 amino acids...

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Whats the password to your bank account? It's blank. Nobody ever tries blank passwords. Security through Obscurity I say! Obfuscate 'til death!

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What is something that you loved when you were a child that you still love now? Nothing...tho I hated my Mom back then and that's no longer the case.

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Another word you can use for an idiot? fucktard. sheeptard. godtard. douchetard. booktard. drugtard. drunktard. Section8tard. clerktard. whoretard. fishtard. punktard. raptard. twangtard. envirotard. hybritard. meattard. veggitard. ... You get the idea.

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How are Buddhist teachings different from Hindu teachings? Weather or not you could eat a hamburger.

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Whats the best way to clog a toilet at target? A large gelatinous capsule filled with pure Sodium....oh, wait...that'd open up the pipes...completely.

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What is your pet's name? My dog's name is KushBlue. I adopted a puppy as part of my therapy after getting released from the funny farm. I named him "Zyke" after one of the meds I was on at the time (Zyprexa).

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Do you really believe that Allah, Yahweh and the Christian god are the same entity? Entity? No. Conceptual being? Hell yeah. Imagine a world knowing only red and blue. Introduce a purple slate. Some will call it holy red. Some will call it holy blue. Each is correct to explain the inexplicable to the best of their perspectives, even though it is "impossible" for red to be blue. Same idea.

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In what world is it fair to be making less money in your second year than someone is in their first year? Every world based on productivity where theirs trumps yours.

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Why are people in America afraid to drink tap water? Meh. Doesn't phase me...and all my drains get some kind of green buildup from the water *shrug*. I drink more beer than water anyway.

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What is a word that can be associated with your hair? (Frizz, Gray, Mouse, Long) So short it never needs to get washed...but somehow it's still dirty...so ummmm "Shirdy"?, "Shirty"?, "Buzz Grungely"? "Brillogrease"? hmmmmmmmmmmm...well that thought thread died quick. *shrug*

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Have you ever blacked out from drinking to much? What did you do? Yes. I got pretty good at playing hung over forensics shrink to decipher what I did the night before...but following the broken glass was always an easy start.

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In your kitchen, which electrical appliance do you believe is the most dangerous? Deep fryer...besides the fire hazzard, blindness could occur from just one simple spash, severe burns if it got knocked over. The Juicer could do bodily damage, but is unlikely to burn down the house. My Stove isn't electric (besides the clock and elegtronic ignition). I don't consider the microwave too dangerous where I have it and according to it's condition (door seals...

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What is one thing every classic car should have? The leaded fuel they were designed to run on!

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Our HOA dues went up 86% in 1 year! Isn't their a cap as to how far they can be increased? Yes. The *Home Owners' Association* is limited by the association of home owners you chose to join. That limit is either reasonable, in-print, or set by your tolerance of being screwed before you list your house for sale and tell the neighbourhood and related association to fuck off.

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We aren't required to use our deductions for our self employment are we? No, you are allowed to not take any deductions you desire. You absolutely must pay your self-employment liabilities though.

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What are the characteristics of your children? What makes them so different and all? They have no mass.

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What website were you on right before this one? There is no before...only other tabs.

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What are you digesting right now? Everclear&Sour Apple Schnapps mixed about 50-50 on the rocks.

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What is the limit as x approaches Infinity of (the sguare root of 7x^6-2x+591)/(-91x^3+207x-2006) Indigo.

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Do you like your cake with or without frosting? Cake sans-frosting makes as much sense as nonfat chocolate milk, decaffeinated coffee, and non-alcoholic beer.

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If the mother had your child in mexico, you are in the U.S she wants you to take the child. The child is 3, what are the step's in getting the child to the U.S? Do you have to prove DNA? Depends how connected she is to the local corruption network and which side she is connected to...as well as the degree to which her local jurisdiction has been compromised to the drug cartels (and perhaps even which cartel).

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What can you tell me about the court case McCulloch v. Maryland? Without researching it first? Not a damned thing!

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Are you not on Facebook? Why? Facebook/Myspace/<insert popular social site here> are fertile breeding grounds for social engineering attacks, not to mention golden territory to infiltrate w/ the latest malware placement techniques...be it by placing a malicious banner ad, exploiting XSS vulnerabilities on the site, or a myriad of other less as well as more advanced techniques. Like all of comp security, it's...

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I want a new email address. Can you think of one that has the word cupcakes in it? HiccupCakeScab@wherever.com

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Do you ever need to change out your transmission fluid, or just add to it? There are Tranny fluid change intervals suggested by your manufacturer. Draining the fluid from the pan is not enough for proper fluid exchange. A power flush is ideal. HOWEVER, if your tranny is old and slipping a little (or more), then you could actually turn your semi-broken but drivable vehicle into something that goes vroom vroom but cannot move. You *should* change your fluid...

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Are you avoiding somebody? Yes. I avoid a lot of somebodies, actually...well not really. I mostly avoid nobodies since it's more likely they'll drag me down with them than actually be mutually beneficial. Some somebodies are ok. Some are even great. I try not to avoid the great ones. I even have a hero at work whom I'd consider great.

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I have this friend who I have told I am atheist and she will send me "ecards" and talk about God and his love for me? How do I handle it? I feel she should respect my wishes. Am I wrong? My dad did the same kind of well intended but grossly misplaced bullshit. Any friend or family member blinded by their own faith to the point that they tell you you are "wrong" and refuse to accept your beliefs as your own and strive to change you because they think their way is better does not deserve you in their lives. It is apparent they don't respect that you are...

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Who else is sick of people hating on music genres? So you don't like some type of music, don't listen to it, and stop being a jerk by saying "It's just noise". Who's with me? The perfect world you seek does not exist in secular form. Just deal with it. Certain "musicii" (wow that's an ugly plural even for a made up word!) will always be repulsive to some. People hate. They need an outlet. For some that outlet is music. Some of that music sucks to others. Some of those people suck. Attempting to control others' actions is the epitome...

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What are your thoughts on a pledge who drops out of a fraternity is he a coward? I'd say they are naive but a quick learner since they realized their mistake of pledging in the first place!

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Do you have a favorite cartoonist? Gary Larson!!!

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If you died tomorrow what would you regret not doing? No regrets.

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Would you rather listen to music on the radio or a talk show? I typically do not prefer listening to music on a talk show.

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What does Yin-Yang mean to you? Examples welcome. It's the constant state of change in life striving for equilibrium...sometimes the Yin needs to dominate, sometimes the Yang. Ultimately, both are required to have balance. It pretty much applies to everything from relationships to Quantum theories of the nature of the universe itself.

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When you call a mobile phone and somebody doesn't pick up, what do you do? Do you leave a message, Do you call again, do you text them, What do you do? I hang up. They have caller ID. I'll leave a message if I think they may miss seeing me in their "missed calls" list or if I need to leave a message to cover my butt, but I typically don't bother. More often than not, even if I do leave a message they call me back before they check their voice mail anyway.

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Do we all have the potential for cruelty? Most, but I think I took more than my share...so I may have inadvertently left a few people without cruel-cred.

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Why do people root for the underdog? Inspiration.

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Do you prefer pre sliced cheese or chunk cheese? Never pre-sliced! I prefer to cut the cheese myself!!

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Why do people feel that you are obligated to pick up your cell phone because your not busy? If they know me, they learn within a few calls that I don't share that view.

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I have heard on the news that you should not reuse a plastic water bottle over and over due to bacteria, and that you should but a refillable bottle that you can wash? Do you believe this is true or is it ok to use it over and over It's all too confusing. I cut down my liquid intake to only beer to avoid that dilemma.

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Do you have any item that is made with beads? Only my radials.

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How many people in the world die a day? Not enough.

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What comes to mind when you start to trip and fall? The Steven Wright joke that is roughly: "You know how when you lean back in a chair a little too far and start to fall over and just at the last minute you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

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What is something a 'drunk' does? Post on AB and simultaneously gain and lose friends.

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Does anyone remember HS science? What are the 4 kinds of clouds: cumulus, stratus and what? I am wrecking my brain and can't remember (this is not homework) I remember being taught the cloud types in 5th grade. It was the current lesson my first day in a new school/town/state. I remember thinking it was harder than my last school. I don't remember the cloud types. Is that really HS science these days?

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What do you think about the US stimulus plan putting 352million dollars for education about STDs? It could stimulate the condom and porn industries.

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At first i wanna say hello then i studied accounting,when i graduated i hate to work with field of accounting so what i need to ask is if i want to change my arena is it ok ? i want to change it to Design websites because i love such a thing many thanx People often change their career fields. Employers may even appreciate your accounting background if you show you are keeping their financial health in mind as you make decisions working for them.

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Why doesn't everybody love Led Zeppelin? People have different tastes. Zep does nothing for me musically. Too slow, low energy, generally boring to play the rhythms...there's just nothing there I find appealing. I respect that they have talent and that they could effortlessly blow my musical performing abilities to smitherines in comparison, and I certainly am not going to claim they suck. They obviously were very good at...

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What comes to mind when you hear "absolute." Usually some corner-case disproving the "absolute"

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What direction is your house facing (N, S, E, W, etc) My last 3 places faced North, Southwest, and North.

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Do you rent or own your home? Both...tho the lease is over in a couple weeks at the old apartment.

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Can it be unsafe to keep food in a can after opening it? Depending on your can opener and dexterity (or lack thereof) you could cut your finger on the can the next time you go for the food in it.

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Is Big Ben a christian? The TV bear or the clock?

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I'm in school right now and im super board what should I do? Pay attention so you learn the difference between board and bored.

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Have you ever used 'i was drunk' as an excuse for something? What did you do? Excuse? No. Somehow being drunk never excused me from my actions :(. As an explanation as to why I was so stupid? Yes.

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What kind of clothes line do you have? A $30 dryer off craigslist.

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How many of your cars tyres are roadworthy? All 5, nitrogen-filled, and I include the spare in tire rotation every oil change.

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Did anyone realize that other language people trying to speak English don't work??? I'm so fed up with this on telephone trying to talk to a company with NON-English speaking PEOPLE trying to pretend English, they STILL have an accent!. ..Your opinions? I wouldn't want to try to get help in their language...and unless you're willing to pay more for higher level support contracts, you'll need to just deal with starting at level 0/1 support. Most places big enough to outsource their first-level support also offer additional options that bypass said level at additional cost. It costs companies a lot more to not take advantage of...

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Did anyone do a diet that worked so well, that the weight didnt go back on? Substituting Fish for Beef as my main protein source was good for about an additional 5-10% body weight loss that took about a month to happen and has not returned even though I still drink beer like a fish and don't get much exercise. No other diet or lifestyle changes...and I still get a fillet Mignon wrapped in bacon occasionally.

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What colour socks are you wearing today? All of mine are the same brand, style, color, and age...makes laundry day easier. Any two match. <edit> They're black. (forgot to answer the question!) </edit>

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What is the last thing you put in the microwave? Popcorn...haven't used it for anything else so far this month.

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Which cartoon character would you best relate to? Bender, Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Stewie, Brian, Stan, and Roger. (Futurama/Fam Guy/Am Dad)

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How can you indicate the use of sarcasm or irony in text? (it's all in the tone you see and it can be very funny when not used as an attack against a person or people) With a finely tuned sarcasm detector.

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What's more important, being popular or getting good grades? From the perspective of the kid going through it, popularity is more important at their present moments. Good grades carry far more long term and lifelong/overall value...provided you actually learned the material and didn't just cheat. Lifelong benefits should almost always outweigh immediate gratification in decision making if you wish for a better life overall compared to...

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WHen is the last time you called someone with a cell phone and it went to their voice mail and you thought "why do you have a cell if you don't plan to answer it"? I've never thought that. I often don't answer mine. I have it for *my* convenience, not anyone else's, nor am I a slave to it.

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What colour eyeliner do you wear? What colour are your eyes? Fluorescent Black / Chrome. <edit> Crap...old question that I already answered. sorry for the double. </edit>

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Have you ever donated to PETA? I flushed them a goldfish once or twice.

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What do you dislike about spiders? They don't listen very well sometimes.

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How many calories did you just eat? dunno...no nutritional info label on the beer bottle.

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Did you (or do you) value your virginity? Yeah...I did. These days there aren't too may people that can have absolute peace of mind that they have no kids or STD's.

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time? Find/create a job you love. You won't even realize you're working then.

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Do you feel embarassed when some one looks at the naked pictures of your childhood? There are none. That'd be kiddieporn according to the law in most countries...especially if you share said image to others like your kid's boy/girlfriends.

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Whose responsibility: Rape prevention is more of the man's or the woman's responsibility...... The attacker's...which could be a man or a woman since you did not specify their respective roles in your scenario.

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What's on your flash drive? Volume licensed .iso's of XP and Office 2k7.

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How many words can you get out of C h r i s t i a n? I stopped after "shit" and "stain"...didn't seem too appealing.

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What are some ideas that i could give to my girlfriend for valentines day? If you can get away with simply giving her ideas, then you've already won.

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If warm is to cool, why isn’t there a “coolth” if there’s “warmth?” Same reason we're sans-warmness.

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After the towers fell in '01, a huge slogan was "we will never forget." Have we forgotten? Without being reminded of it with a question like this or other mention or glance at a digital clock during a certain couple daily groups of 60 seconds? Yeah...pretty much.

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What's the best job in the world? From my perspective? Mine.

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How long can Jello Pudding be out of the refrigerator? Decades+...but I wouldn't eat it at that point.

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Does anyone know the phrase used in a movie that is the same as saying "NO"? Yes. (Someone does.)

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What are the major themes of jesus's teachings? quote from biblical text If you build a man a fire he's warm for a night. If you set a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life. Or something about fish. It's in there tho.

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If someone said they were going to kill themselves on AB, would you care? Or just pass it off as another attempt, by that person, for desperate attention? If I actually knew them I *might* care. Otherwise, no...I've heard wolf way too many times, and *when* I'm wrong and someone actually does act, they were already there anyway. My snide doom & gloom did not cause them to do the world a favour...and if it somehow did, then oh well. If some random person on a public forum influenced another to actually end their life then ummmm...

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How did conservative economics cause the worst housing market since World War 2? Ummmmmm it was insanely lenient/liberal economics that gave loans to sheeptards that couldn't afford them. Conservative economics never would have allowed such a thing.

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Where can i get help if im thinking about killing myself? A weapons store.

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I am looking to join a wine club, does anyone have any reccomendations? I thought this was? Oh....wine, not whine.

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AB seems to have become a forum for young people to bash Pres. Bush. All, or most, complain about how poor a job he has done. Exactly what did he do, or not do, that place the blame on him? In other words, why do you think he did such a poor job? Don't ask for facts, damnit!! Bushwhacking is the in thing to do!! It makes me feel complete and part of the herd. Change for the sake of change is always the best course of action when things aren't perfect. Everyone knows that!!

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Quick! Blurt out a saying from the 70's... Groovy! (Tho I only hear Earthworm Jim's voice saying it well after the 70's on the ole Super Nintendo)

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Are you scared for our economy? Yup. The US is positioning itself to fall out of power as the global financial leader. We're passing 800+ billion of pet projects that have nothing to do with stimulating the economy, but rather are new social programs that will get renewed funding annually. We're spending money that we do not have and does not exist. It's just a matter of time. No worries, though...a new...

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I am antisocial, severely depressed, semi suicidal, and my nerves are shot, ive lost 30 pounds and i cant work because of all this.. I quit school for this reason, what should i do? I have no help no family or friends.. im barely making it at my uncles. Deal with it. It gets worse. Change nothing and that will be your path...pretty easy to get there. If instead you wish to be and feel better, then change whatever drives your decisions now. We all are where we are as a direct result of the choices we made. Sure, there are external factors and unknowns...but ultimately you can't control those things anyway. You can control the...

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How has Andy Warhol effected the American History? The Dandy Warhols would have had a different band name.

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How can I get over thinking about people's opinion of me? Drink yourself stupid and be a total asshole. After enough months you'll become numb to the embarrassment of what you stated the night before so that during brief moments of sobriety, you'll be able to feel proud of not being a drunk fucktard at the moment just by being somewhat civil. That's how I dealt with it...kinda works a little.

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What is the most delicious food in your fridge right now? Beer.

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Describe at least three potential indoor air quality (IAQ) hazards in your home. What are the possible health impacts of each hazard? Do you believe your health is at risk based on your exposure to the three IAQ hazards? Why or why not? What can you do to Since you are defining IAQ as some new enviroweenie bullshit FUD campaign acronym, I chose to pick my left nostril and blow chunks on the sidewalk instead of entertaining the notion of a serious answer.

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How do I pronounce Níðhöggr? Níðhögga. I'm too pigment-challenged to say Níðhöggr and get away with it.

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If you could go back in time and stop any terrible event from happening what would it be? My birth.

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Do curtain rods have to match both rooms when you can see one room from another? I.e. Kitchen and living room. Living and Dining room perhaps...or like Den/Library, Bedroom/Study, etc...but Kitchens are fundamentally different in décor than other rooms. Bear in mind this answer is coming from a bachelor with absolutely no sense of queer eye for the straight guy.

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Why would a girl look at a guy disgustingly after he looks in her general direction and jerk her head down upon her seeing the guy looking? Is it because he’s ugly, or nothing to do with looks but the fact that he committed this action? Doesn't matter. She was a bitch anyway. Go for the next one.

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Do you think that smells are nostalgic? Sometimes, though nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Who is the cook and dishwasher in your house? I use tin foil wrapped over a paper plate and drink beer from the bottle...no dishwasher needed. "Cook" would be me...provided you define "cooking" as dumping frozen meat on a foreman grill and walking away until it stops making noise (to tell when it's done) or dumping fries or tater tots into a deep fryer 'til they float.

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Suppose you Gram stained a sample from a pure culture of bacteria and observed a field of red and purple cocci. Adjacent cells were not always the same color. What do you conclude? I would conclude that I was sitting in the wrong class.

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Why don’t Dell commercials say, “Dude, you’re gettin’ a Dell!” anymore? Same reason the Nestle Dog isn't around anymore. Hmmmm....actually, might be different reasons. Didn't it switch to "Dude, you're getting a cell" when he toked on that Gateway drug instead of sticking with Dell?

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I get around. Do you get around? No...I've lived...and didn't like most of what's out there. I've been around as far as life, and settled where I feel comfy. No need to keep getting around. I've lived enough. Time to solidify a foundation and dig in to weather the upcoming devaluation of the US Obamadollar as we create entitlement and welfare programs under the smokescreen of economic stimulus,...

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What foods do you buy, but wait until they go on sale? Filet Mingon wrapped in Bacon, other steaks when about to go bad and on "Butcher's special".

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Can you remember your first car? '80 Tercel w/ 106,000 miles. It still had an original tire.

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If you were meeting your boyfriends parents for the first time and they served something you have a really hard time eating, would you try to force it down? Since I'm a male, I would think that if I was at my *boyfriend's* parents' house I could prolly swallow anything...

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What is a good reliable pistol that I can use for target shooting, and taking with me when I go backpacking (just incase I run into trouble)? Any cheap revolver or a spendy semi-auto for reliability. The calibre will depend on your physical prowess...a .22 is weak, but far better than a .45 if you can't hold on to the recoil of the more powerful guns...spend some time at the local shooting range, rent some different kinds to try out, and settle on whatever the biggest one is that you can comfortably control...then decide if you...

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What's better, a hot fudge sunday, chocolate cake with a scoop of vanilla icecream, or a banana split? Hot Fudge Sundae FTW!

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What TV channel do you watch most often? Why? Weather channel...I'm getting old. Spike is pretty cool tho...kudos to their '09 program director.

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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it? Snoopy Come Home.

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Which movies would be better if they had zombies? Sluzhebnyy roman (1977) Casablanca (1942) Rear Window (1954) Big Parade, The (1925) Sunset Blvd. (1950) It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Slumdog Millionaire (2008) WALL·E (2008) Vertigo (1958) Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) Forrest Gump (1994) City Lights (1931) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Selvi boylum, al yazmalim...

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How did Britney Spears sell 85,000,000 albums worldwide? Same way the Obamanable president of the USA got elected...the dumb masses took action.

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What would the mascot be for a school named 'Morningwood Academy'? Woody the beaver hunter

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What is your Best excuse for missing Jury Duty? I made very animated, profoundly emotional responses on the questionnaire...clearly indicating I had very strong opinions on the issues/questions, yet I remained vague enough that it could not be determined what side I was on. Pretty simple...make it clear you have a strong opinion, but leave enough undefined so that the prosecution and defence have easier prey to pick from to know what...

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Do you use you real name on ab? I legally changed my name to this handle during my last stint at the funnyfarm once they allowed me access to a computer.

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Would you want to be buried in a cardboard box or a nice casket? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't give a damn since I'd be dead. Perhaps I'd dump everything I have into a shrine and flashy casket then get buried in some third world place like Somalia or Ethiopia just because I'm pretty sure that'd be upsetting to some...or mibbie skip the box all together and just send me to the city dump or toss me into the fireplace. Heck...grill...

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Do you think men like curvy women? Or just latino men do? Curvy == fat. It's like calling a cramped bungalow "cozy", a run down shack as "needs some TLC", or Michael Jackson a babysitter. Nothing against fat chicks...as that can be outweighed (!) by other equally important traits that make up the whole...but using "curvy" as a marketing term is pretty much saying "I'm all talk, no substance...and I...

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I need help with a Valentines Poem. Can anyone think of something cute, short and sweet to day? I'm getting him a scriptwriting software and I would love to incorporate that like Scripting our future. I can't wait until you're whipped. Please let me be your pre and post script.

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What is the most stupid county song you ever heard? I have 2. 1- If you know Suzie ,the way I know Suzie, I know address of a very good Clinic. 2- Grand ma got over by the rain deer. It's a tie between "How can I love you if you're not laying down?" and "I can't get over a girl like you...so get up and answer the phone."

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This may be a stupid question,but don't you think its kinda mean,when you just look at somebody and they say "what?" Yes, very. You shouldn't be looking at them with no apparent reason...or undisclosed reasons. If you have something to say to them, freaking say it already...don't just stare inviting them to wonder if you are lusting them or wanting to destroy all shreds of life left in them.

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Is it really bad to pass yourself out? Not for us. Have at it.

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How to deploy airbags in 1997 ckev truck so kid can use it for wood truck Drive it drunk.

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We have a refrigerator with ice and water in the door. Does anyone else drink the water from the fridge or do you mostly drink bottled? Tap water...even better from a fridge since they typically have a filter (mine does, anyway)...same or better than some bottled water brands. I once saw bottled water list the water source as Little Rock Arkansas municipal water supply (tap water...purified by Arkansassians. Oh joy.).

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Explain what is really happening with the forces of gravity and air resistance at terminal velocity? Yin/Yang.

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Could a person be allergic to Mice? If you use them in a blender too often then yes, you can develop an allergy.

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What are the chances of getting pregnant while taking the pill? For me I'm pretty sure it'd be ummmm zero.

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You buy an old farmhouse and move in. 1st wk you hear noises. 2nd wk, you find an old book in the basement. You read the book to discover a murder took place in the house and all future owners have become ill and died. What do you do? Celebrate, bump up my med insurance, and cash out my retirement.

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Is it true that elephants never forget? not....sure.....need.....peanuts....

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Do you buy the cheap toilet paper or do you splurge a little and buy the expensive stuff? I used baby wipes when I lived in an apartment and they were responsible for sewer system abuse. Now that I have my own place and a septic tank, I use scott tissue...solely due to it being the most septic-friendly according to a plumber I trust.

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How often do you feel lonely? Almost never...just got a little further to go.

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Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker? No, but have been one a few times. I wouldn't pick up a me. I'm not my type.

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Do you think some people lie so much that they don't realize they are lying and they think they are telling the truth. Yes. Just listen to CB channel 19 on an interstate highway in the US.

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What were the hardest years of your life? How old were you? Ages 5 through 36 sucked...I kinda just got started a couple years ago.

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How much money should i invest into my 401k plan? Whatever will max you out for the tax year.

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What will happen if a nitrogen atom gains neutrons? It gives a more intense buzz than regular N2O

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Hello! Have a great day! Can you say Hello? Hello. Thanks. Apparently.

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What's the best thing you've ever won? I won a 10 speed 3 years in a row as the top collector for the Muscular Dystrophy Association at the loca dept store collection drive from 1984-1987...even though I prolly kept 1/2 of what I collected. Beware of nerdy kids holding cans approaching you with "Would you like to contribute to muscular dystrophy?"...and if you put any monies in my can then thanks. I had a pretty tense...

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What does fear smell like? Pot, according to the Supertrooper trailers.

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If you were going to court and you knew that you would prolly be going to prison for a long time-- would you run? I believe under certain situations I am capable of hitting fight or flight mode...tho it's never had to go that far as of yet.

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How many dogs do you think a house of 3 adults could handle? our house size is large but the yard size is medium. and as of now my fiancee and i have no children . we have 3 dogs but i feel we need 1 more. what do you think? oh and we have 4 birds. You honestly feel you *need* a FOURTH dog? That sounds like a mental disorder. Why on Earth would you NEED a 4th dog? What will doggie #4 provide that the other 3 cannot? That's just nutty. If you merely want a 4th, that's a different story entirely...

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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why? 0/0 (undefined)

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Did you ever pick on people when you were younger? If so, what are your thoughts about it now? Nah, they picked on me. It's my turn now...

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Have you ever woken up in the morning and cried because you woke up and you didn't want to anymore? Yeah, quite often and not all that long ago.

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WHEN you get to heaven whats the first thing you say to GOD? Nice place ya got here...I'll have to invite you over to my realm some day.

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Landlords in ireland are robbing greedy muppetts 850 per mth for 1 bed apartment . prices from 850 and up thats very expensive . whats your opinion Depends on many factors like size, location, amenities, salaries in the area, demographics, etc. Doesn't sound too outrageous to me...and although you present the question assuming some conspiracy among landlords to artificially jack up the prices solely due to greed, the chances are if every place is around the same price then that's apparently what the places are worth or they...

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What is a liberal arts college? A very expensive place to smoke a lot of weed.

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Why do so many people that trace their family tree claim to come from Royal Blood? 6 degrees of separation...not too shocking.

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Does anyone still think "9/11 was an inside job / conspiracy / whatever" or have you moved on. Meh. Both. Why did you make it an either-or question? The two sides of your "or" condition are not mutually exclusive.

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What are some really good tips to follow when one of your friends has been dealing with depression and has just been diagnosed as being Bi-polor? Run.

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When was the last time you had an ice cream from the ice cream van? About 20 years ago when I drove one.

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Spending 2 days in Arlington,TX with my husband.. What should we do? Last time I was in Arlington I went to Fry's.

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Calling all wiccans/ witches... Do you think that a spell to return an ex lover is ethical under the wiccan rede of 'An ye harm none, do what ye will'? (Both parties still in love with one another) Any thoughts? What does it matter? It is apparent that you are simply looking for justification to act on selfish emotions alone...just pick another belief system that allows you to do whatever the hell you wish regardless of the impact on others and has no consequences when you violate others. I think "Playah" is one such belief system. Trailer trash Springer guest is another, nigga with an R,...

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Im 13, 6'3 and i weight around 215 lbs. =( all i want to do is be at a healty weight and have a noticeable six pack whats a diet i should try (or do) any tips? im getting a personal trainer what should i ask for (cardio etc.) plz help me thanks ...

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Are online journals or old fasioned paper journals best? Neither. More to lose than gain from journaling in my opinion.

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What is the dumbest band name you have ever heard? <edit> damnit...thought you said brand", not band....nevermind. </edit>

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Equal opportunity: Does it really exists? or does it only exist if you have money or fame or fit in a certain category. Does it REALLY exists? It's fucking retarded. People get jobs based on ridiculous EOE laws instead of **AHEM** their ACTUAL ABILITY TO DO THE FUCKING JOB. If you need EOE legislation to prove yourself then you just plain suck and blame others for your suckiness. Take some responsibility you fucktard. Build your track record and speak with your actions. If you need government intervention to cry out what...

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How could anyone believe in atheism when there is no proof that god doesn't exist? "No proof God doesn't exist"? STFU. Anyone w/ 4.3 brain cells is aware you cannot prove a negative. Go to the back of the line, weenieboy. (And I actually do not believe in most current interpretations of "God"...but you just laid our a fucking retarded premise designed to dominate a group of 5 year olds. Congratulations.)

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Name one movie you have seen and will never watch again and for what reason I saw part of "Girl, Interrupted" and I could not stand to be in the tv room for more than about 15 mins.....too many memories of the funny farm and OMFG the anger it dredged up from those bastards keeping us under lock and key. My well being was pretty far down their list of priorities...and only surfaced when it was congruent with their other motives. I would bet many in my...

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Do questions like this make you annoyed? "I'm smart, I have big boobs, I'm not fat, I'm pretty, I have a good personality... Why don't I have a boyfriend?" Annoyed? No. Although there are no answers that come to mind since all I want to do is drop a mirror in the reply box and click "DUH". Unfortunately people suck and AB has no "DUH" button...so I either ignore them or go on some drunken rant like this one :)

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Do you think that the guy who landed the plane on the Hudson is a real American hero... i mean is the same way that people who have actually given their lives are? Dude just did the best he could and got lucky. Cool. Good for him. Does that make hime more specialerlyful than others? Only because it turned out like it did. I don't diss the guy at all....but he simply performed his job professionally and it worked out this time. Good deal. I do that every day. So do others. It's not heroic to do your job according to your abilities....I...

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My son is doing a science experiment. We need help with what research information we need to look up for "How long will an OREO cookie float before it becomes saturated and sinks"? Instead of looking up stuff, I'd jump to wildly different viscosities of liquids...both real and perceived. Buy a bag of Oreos then put one each in stuff like: water, motor oil, vegetable oil, muriatic acid (driveway cleaner from hardware stores), grain alcohol, beer, coca cola, bleach, gasoline, amonia, a bowl of Raid or other pesticide, vinegar, milk, jello, beef gravy, etc.

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What would you rather be, deaf, blind, or paralyzed?(Question is over which senses you value most, and how much you take for granted) I'd probably give up hearing. How bout expanding the question to ask what enhancement you would want in the remaining senses to compensate? I'd trade deafness for enhanced spiritual awareness.

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What would you say is the best way to live a happy life? I think Nike already addressed that. Just do it.

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Do you think that it is rude to go through a supermarket line on the phone if you pay attention and don't slow things down? Meh...modern technology. If you can improve your edge at your $80k job and it pisses off some $5/hr cashier then who gives a fuck? If you chat your S/O about who to vote for on American Idol, then just die. I guess it depends on the big picture value of the conversation.

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My baby bro turns 18 in April, should I go with getting him video game stuff or clothes? (I don't do well shopping for guys...) Well...I'm 38 and way out in tangental-space mentally...but thinking back to when I was 18, and if I ask myself what I would want from my sister for my b-day (she's 4 yrs older than me)......if I was 18 today (well crap...that right there negates my answer since I'd need to be in tune w/ current 18 yr olds which ummmmmm I'm not lol)....geebus....best guess, ask him what he...

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What would you consider the perfect valentines gift? A compatible woman made entirely of idea girlfriend material. I'm not holding my breath.

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Do you think governments should legalize assisted suicides and/or "mercy killings", and possibly even facilitate them with cyanide vouchers? Sure...tho I have several choices above cyanide.

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How are you supposed to cuddle when you're worried about your breath? ummmmmmmmm spooning? Last I knew the back of my neck didn't have a nose or some kind of odor detector siren.

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Guys: do you like a girl to shave her privates? Yeah, sure...but anything beyond pits and legs is gravy anyway. Hell....God Bless every one of you for the pits and leg shaving!!! That's gotta suck! Wow.....major appreciation here. I bitch about having to shave my face for a few mins every day or two...then again I'm not ever going to have to bear a child so who knows. I guess I was just blessed/cursed w/ a Y chromosome.

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Would a radar scrambler/jammer affect a bat? I'm convinced 100% that yes, a radar scrambler/jammer will absolutely affect a bat. I ran one for 4 years and 500,000 miles in an 18 wheeler and I never once got pulled over by a bat! They work great!!!!!

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How can any senators justify cutting education programs like the early education programs on the stimulus program, when they know how much it will cost the schools later?(We have been around that block several times around before!) Government schools make as much sense as govt dictating where we work. Go die a horrible death. Thanks! :)

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Do you think who your father is says something about who you will be? Holy fuck I hope not! Oh, wait....he just did since apparently I have some aversion to becoming another him. Damnit. Yeah....that fucker *STILL* has a say. Bah. Fuck you for prompting me to realize that. Yeah...I just shot the messenger...but it wasn't my fault. I blame dad!!!

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How many people have told you that they are amazed at your typing speed? 5. But only after I told them how much I've drank and that I have no freaking clue how to type without looking at the keyboard...often in double.

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Do you know what the "Golden Rule" is? Do you live by it? Why or why not? I decided to try living as if everyone else was living by the golden rule and it's kinda fun........When they intrude their <whatever> I just assume they're being golden and demonstrating how they wish to be violated equally...so I happily oblige. It's good for kicks and giggles for about 6 months.

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I love you, you love ____________? ewe. YeeHaw!

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Men: If your girlfriend's father is rich and successful are you intimidated or more nervous meeting him? I'd figure out how to work in the Ron White bit about his van vs. the in-laws' Mercedes Benz.

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What is the difference between boy and girl? Boys spend $2 for a $1 item they need. Girls spend $1 on a $2 item they don't need.

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What is your favorite Glen Campbell song? Who?

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If you have a choice to go to China or Japan which one would you choose? Japan. I fear unfamiliar foreign places and their local laws and customs...but I think it would be reasonable to assume it'd be worse to get nailed screwing up in China than Japan...not that either would be a good place to get locked up innocent or not.

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Why do stores put out Easter candy when Valentine's Day hasn't even passed yet? Same reason I had to hear that freaking Salvation Army bell ringer at Wal Mart before Thanksgiving when all I wanted to do was buy some durned spicy wingdings (or gummi bears) on my lunch break.

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What do you like watching on Friday nights? Whatever wound up on the DVR....which at the moment happens to be the Futurama episode when Fry did time for bank robbery and acted like he was a robot when he got out.

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What brand of toothpaste do you use? Do you think it's the best? Elmers!

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Nirvana or Guns N Roses? Well...I thought I'd go out via shotgun, but it turns out I'm more suited to a slower more painful death by alcohol so I guess I gotta say GnR.

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How do you feel about people peeing in the swimming pool? There should be a peeing section of a pool...kinda like smoking sections in restaurants. It should be just as effective.

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Why does male genital smell? No odor with normal bathing habits.

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Ok so I have a question about wammy bars, what's the limit of how much u can bend it back or forward, is it possible to brake ur tremolo, by pulling it too far? I'd like to bend it heaps like joe satriani haha but am scared I'll brake the tremolo, ideas? Worst case scenario you'll break strings...which you'll be doing enough of anyway so have at it!. In case you want to test/prove/verify that first, just severely de-tune your guitar (unwind all the strings a LOT so there's hardly any tension), then gently move the whammy until it stops in either direction. Chances are it's already going to be at the bottom/tight/high...

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Do you know any country songs they play in Canada on the radio in 1998 on Y105? I only want the nice people to answer this question. Retarded script you run....creating new accts and then asking a random question appending "I only want nice people to answer this question."...repeatedly. See http://www.answerbag.com/search?search=%22I+only+want+the+nice+people+to+answer+this+question.%22 Moderators: can we please exhaust this doofus's supply of IP's or otherwise serve them a nice bowl of STFU?

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Could we totally wipe out viruses/disease if everyone on Earth washed their hands at the exact same time? Viruses and disease exist in FAR more places than human hands. Was this a real question or did my sarcasm detector batteries die?

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What are your favorite toppings that make a great cheeseburger? I pull off the cheese...and possibly one or both the bun halves. No condiments, either. Beef does not need toppings!

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What do you call someone who chooses the wardrobe and outfits for people again ? @_@ Mom...for way too long...like 9th grade or something.

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What gives you the WORST gas? I once bought some spicy Italian sausage chunky soup thing that made me comprehensively the most tempestuous, volcanic, explosive sphincter opera solo known to mankind. I almost broke the porcelain. I bought it again hoping for the same result, but it never hit me that same way again. I have yet to recall what the rest of the formula was to reproduce that holy cognizanced audio-olfactory...

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How long did you leave your christmas lights up? I still have up the same set I used since 1996...which consists of zero bulbs.

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What is something you might need to talk about with your neighbor? Seeing one of them at my mailbox (open...them holding my mail) as I came home. There were words.

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If you were 20 again what would you do differently? skip the proposal part and jump straight to the dumping.

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Can you fall asleep easily? ... Or do you go through a certain ordeal before you can go to bed? Only when I drink enough.

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Are you a people person or do you prefer to hang out with your pet instead? personal pet > random person

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Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? No...but for breakfast mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Do you have a pen that you reserve for special occasions? Yes. I have one that I use and ONLY use for writing. I'll pick my nose and scratch my butt with the others.

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I bought a LCD 52z series in Australia, Will it works in India No. They don't have power in India. The tech support phone banks take it all.

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Have you ever been mellow? I think...tho I don't remember too much about those times.

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What is your biggest phobia? triptadeckophobia - the fear of running full speed backwards into a doorknob

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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over? It changes as firefox teaches me.

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Is choice based on influence? For the weak? Solely.

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Have you ever had a birthday that had the same date as your age? No. I celebrate birthdays in UNIX time (seconds since epoch: Jan 01, 1970 at 00:00), and I was born on 26595060.

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Do you go online everyday? I stay on line continually both at home and work. When I am physically not checking any screens, as soon as I get back I will "scroll back" in both work and home computers (and will VPN in to work from home if off shift for more than 12 hours) to see if I missed anything that might matter to me (in email, IM's, application or system logs, remote session activity, the ticketing...

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Are you cruising for a bruising? I've been told so...but no knuckle sandwiches yet.

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How much money have you lost due to the snow in London? None that I'm aware of, although if a butterfly can initiate a hurricane then who knows.

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On a scale of 1-10 how good of a cook are you? 1. I have been known to set off the smoke alarm by boiling water.

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What did you have for breakfast today? I can't remember what I had, and I'm hoping your answers with jog my memory. Beer.

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Do any linux os's work well on the PS3 besides YellowDog (YDL)? I haven't tried YDL yet because I don't want to buy it if there is a free one that will work well. Any ideas would be great. 10 seconds on google showed a lot of Fedora ps3 installs.

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Any one know what they are doing for valentines day? Will you be at home depressed like me:( I'll be working. It's just another day.

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The Church says our soul is "forever". But...If the soul has a beginning [as is evident by our lack of any knowledge before birth] , then 'where were we'.??..before we woke up here? If an immortal soul can have a beginning? Then why cant it have an end? Sorry...I stopped reading at "[as is evident by our lack of any knowledge before birth]" since that is utterly retarded. How in the world does lack of pre-birth knowledge prove our soul did not exist prior to secular experiences? That's just silly. Please work on your precedence-development skills and repost.

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My garage door goes down all the way and then stops for second and goes back up . What could be the cause of that It has no stamina?

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What will typically happen when someone drives a previously flood-damaged car? Their firstborn will drown in the tub.

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Does an emulator exist that will run MS Windows programs under Linux/X-Windows? Yes, several. Google is your friend. I just played online poker using a doze emu in linux. Every program on the planet won't work...but many will with varying degrees of familiarity.

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Does an emulator exist that will run MS DOS programs under Linux? yes. Several.

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A new car is not really an investment for they depreciate immediately as soon as they leave the dealer. So why spend the money on a new car,instead of one that has already lost some of its value? I traded in a 20 year old vehicle on a "new" ('07 model bought in Nov '07 when the '08's were the latest) vehicle w/ 6 miles. I will probably have it for 20 years, and I'll know it's history. You can get a good deal on a used car with 15,000 miles....but how do you know if the oil was changed 5, 3, 2, or zero times? How do you know with certainty...

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What is the world's fastest car ever made on the Earth Depends how you define "car"...and possibly "fastest"...perhaps even "on Earth" (literal race surface definition?)

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I received a ticket for following too closely. How can a police officer prove this? What are my chances of getting it dismissed if the officer advised me to turn up in court and plead not guilty? Depends on the rest of the story. I once had a cop sitting beside me at a red light beep his horn to get my attention and gesture to roll my window down. I did. He went on some shenanigans about how I pulled up too close to the car in front of me and that it blocked his view of the license plate....and that somehow that was "following too close" yeah....bullshit. You can beat...

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What is your job/profession? I pick up where flowcharts fail. (Fortune 20 company internal UNIX escalation support)

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I just found hickey on my 14 yr old daughter. Any advice? Don't suck so hard next time.

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When taking an over the counter drug, do you normally take the recommended dosage or do you exceed that amount? It is so rare that I ever take OTC stuff, that once I feel bad enough to actually go out and buy some advil or whatever, I feel bad enough to take about 150% the dose on the label. By the time I decide to take it again the bottle will be expired by a year or more so I'll need to go out and buy a new bottle. Dunno if taking a lot seldomly or taking the recommended dose often is worse....

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The area of a circle is 25 pie. what is the radius and diameter? Radius = 37cos(90) + 12 - 7sin(90) Diameter = twice the Radius. You do the math.

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Guys:Would you have a problem getting yourself a vasectomy tomorrow if it was for free? I'm not ready to go 24 hrs w/o wanking...but if there's a way around that then I would.

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"Change we can Believe in". Did that mean the people who voted for Obama wanted lobbyists and Tax evaders in Washington? Obama voters are you suprised how Washington is becoming like Chicago politics? What on Earth makes you think the Obamanible voters have a clue what is happening? They quite blatantly ignored facts and common sense by completely abandoning reality to vote for change regardless of what said changes could even be. They can now reap what they sow...but remember, they are very slow learners. It will take several years before they realize what they've done if even...

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Were you brought up in a religious background, that you did not want to be in, or did not believe in? Yeah, then I explored a bunch more...and eventually landed on what makes sense to me. I can't say it'd make sense to anyone else tho, so good luck!!

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How can i fly a plane in my when i dont know how to fly a plane Pray to Allah.

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Which of the following need to be absorbed into the bloodstream to exert their desired effect. A) fybogel, B) ventolin liquid, C) becotide inhaler,D) estraderm patches,E) canesten cream,F) cerumole ear drops,G) gtn tablets,H) corsodyl mouthwash, C

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How do you feel about the steelers winning the super bowl 6BURG BABY!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you pass a drug test? Study hard and take them all so you have a first hand perspective.

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Do u think u think this question is good Yes, I immediately ripped my clothes off and jerked my meat. It was that good. My co-workers are pissed.

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In which country did porridge originate? Porridgugal

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Does tailgating get drivers to their destination faster? No, but they use less energy since they're in the draft.

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Do you want to have kids? Hell no! In fact, I believe it's my moral obligation to society *not* to procreate. I'm sure that will elate a few AB'ers.

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Do you think Michael Phelps should be criticised for smoking marijuana from a bong? yeah...he should have used a vaporizer. They're much healthier. At least he didn't use blunts or joints...such a waste.

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In a group of cown and turkeys, the number of heads in 35 less than the number of legs. What is the largest number of cows that could be in this group of animals? Show reasoning. Pi. Turkeys are irrational.

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Let's have some alternatives to LOL as it's a bit old hat now. ( e.g. wmafomc - wet myself and fell off my chair ) Be creative. Literally Awakening the Underlying Geometry of Hysterical Interaction of Nerves, Guts, Ovaries, Uretheras, Testes, and Lungs Obtaining Undisputed Dopeyness. (LAUGHINGOUTLOUD)

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What gifts do you give a newborn baby? Jolly Ranchers candy

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Are you too lazy to recycle? Quite the opposite. I'm too lazy to eat, but on enviroweenie/green issues I will go to redonkulous lengths to negate their efforts just to piss them off.

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Are you a "green" person? As in enviroweenie? No. I'm the antienvoriweenie. I have single pane windows, drive a 1968 mopar big block lead sled that gets 6MPG, My thermostat is set to 75 in the winter and 68 in the summer, and I moved to a neighbouring county when mine started mandating recycling. Beer bottles are trash, not some way to make a garbage man think they're saving the planet by sorting green and...

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I am having a bad day. Got any good jokes, suggestions, words of wisdom, etc. for me? Know what you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man.

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At what age did you move away from home? 18...legal enough to vote, go to jail, and get drafted.

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What is your favourite radio program? Dave Ramsey, Neal Boortz, Clark Howard, and Bill Handel...and WAY less often these days, but when Art Bell makes an appearance on Coast it can be good. Noory doesn't understand the show he inherited...tho he may try :(.

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What is something kids bring home from school? STD's, attitude, and drug addictions.

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Who else thinks the birth of the octuplets is obscene? It's 8x worse than obscene!

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How old will you be in 2030? 18 years past death if the Myans have their say.

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If your boss says he/she doesn't care how late you are, as long as you make up for the time at the end of the day, is there such a thing as coming in too late? No. If I was told that by my boss, I'd ask for a memo stating the same....and I'd take Mon-Thurs off and pull a 40 hour Friday and see what happened.

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Bod has 32yd of fencing to build a play area for his dog.what dimensions would give him the largest area? 8 yard per side square for 64 square yards... No, wait... 6.4 foot per side regular Pentagon for 70.47 sq yds... No, wait... 5 yard 1 foot regular hexagon for 73.90 sq yds... No, wait... 4 yard 1 foot 8.57 inch regular septagon for 75.94 sq yds... Ahhh fuggit... a zero length infinite sided regular polygon for the win at 81.49 sq yds.

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Does anyone still use telnet these days? Yes, internally at our data centers under certain circumstances on an isolated server management VLAN.

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Do you already have a digital converter for your older TV's? (deadline is Feb 17) It's 2009...if you're using rabbit ears to get your TV signal then you pretty much don't have any TV now anyway so there's little to miss. I have 2 old TV's. One is thrown in the shed I guess as a backup...nah, the shed was closer than the curb and I'm lazy. The other is one of my computer monitors that has a tv tuner built in...but I only use it as a...

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What's the best thing to come out of a slow cooker? An impatient husband inventing the microwave :)

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My partner wants a three someone i dont im totally againest it but he keeps tryna persuade me .advise plaese Ask why he thinks it's appropriate to cheat on you right in front of your face, and insta-dump the fool if he doesn't take your question seriously. It will save you a lot of torment later.

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Whats the best tip you got from a crime series like CSI? You get life tips from fictional tv? How sad.

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HEY GUYS JUST FOUND OUT IM 17 WEEKS PREGNANT AND IM A KITCHENHAND AT A CAFE WHEN DO U THINK I SHOULD STOP WORKING AND I STILL SMOKE BUT HAVE CUT DOWN IS THAT OK Let me get this straight....you slowed down how often you poison your child and you're asking if that's ok? Please do the kid a favor and abort now. As a side effect you won't need an answer to the "when do I stop working" portion of the question.

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I've been apartment hunting online but heres the question one website lets say apartments.com & rent.com have different rent prices for the same one bed & bath apartment which one is right? where can i go to see the actual price for the rent? They're both "right"...the difference is in the comission you're paying the middleman companies. Apartment "finder" services are largely scams, placing themselves between you and your future landlord and taking a cut of the money. I once went to a "finder" service and told them what I wanted, in what part of town, and how much I wanted to spend and...

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Is matter frozen energy? Matter is a subset of energy. Frozen is a state of matter. Emotions are a subset of the human experience. Happiness is a state emotion. To say matter is frozen energy is like saying emotions are happy human experiences...which would be flawed logic.

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Why is a million a thousand thousands? It's called math. A hundred is ten tens, too. A trillion is a million millions. Basic multiplication. 1,000 x 1,000 = 1,000,000

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My Girlfriend won't move out. She is not on the lease and pays no bills at all. She has left 4-5 times and came back days later. How do I get rid of her? Change the locks. Press charges if she illegally enters your home.

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I'm a bartender and I'd like to know what you are drinking? Vodka and Milk of Magnesia...it's a Phillips Screwdriver.

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Man what the hell is going on with this trolls I just got about 7 negative ratings in 1 minute are these people that pathetic they have to follow you around all day because you don't agree with them? lol...I have a stalker that likes to randomly -3 me because he disagreed with my post on one of his questions and I could defend my position with facts and logic...thereby leaving him with nothing to do but throw an emotional hissy fit clicking "-" and thinking I'm actually being reprimanded or something. It's pretty funny.

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Convert my date of birth in dd/mm/yyyy my date of birth is 06/07/1971 how Insufficient information. We need to know if your "06/07/1971" is already in dd/mm/yyyy format or mm/dd/yyy format. If 07 is your birth month, then no conversion is needed, it's already in that format. If 06 is your birth month then 07/06/1971 would be dd/mm/yyyy format. dd = numbered date from 01-31 mm = numbered month 01-12 yyyy = 4 digit year from 0000 to 9999.

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Of the high speed internet options do you prefer one over the others? Yes...our dual OC-48's at the office is pretty insane.

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Where were you when the moon landing occured? I was 7 months from conception.

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What is the process to setting up an in-home daycare in Las Vegas? I currently work full time, I have a 15 year old son and a 2 year old son. I would love to be able to work from home and I definitely love children, so to me it sounds like a perfect ma I apologize I have nothing to answer your direct question, but I implore you to weigh strongly the liability of such a business...especially in this desperate economy. There is absolutely no way I would ever consider doing something like that casually out of the home due to the risk of not only being sued and financially ruined, but even facing criminal charges that would be very easy for...

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What is square root of 5 to the power of 2? The same as the 5th root of 5 to the power of 5.

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What would be a good name for an on-line dating service? can be humorus. Desperate Pleasures.

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Did your parents and society train you for a world that no longer exists? If so, in what ways? Mine trained me for their fantasy world which never existed...one where brains were respected, fighting was forbidden, and you could always just walk away from a confrontation without penalty. I had a bit of a rude awakening.

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An object is observed to fall from a bridge, striking the water below 1.2s later. With what velocity did it strike the water? Depends what class this is for. Differential equations class would have you take friction and drag coefficients into consideration, 5th grade math teaching how to multiply decimals of time by a number like 32 using units like feet per second per second is much simpler.

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Can a fear of godgobbers and their pushy dogmatic rhetoric cause a vulnerable person to suffer from an attack of godsmuck induced emetpophobia It certainly can...and it's worse on even numbered Wednesdays during a waxing crescent moon!!

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Do you still use a film camera? Yes, and I develop the film while blasting my 8 tracks through the Hi-Fi that shakes the Burma Shave off the bathroom counter top.

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What is an email client Often when multiple computers need to contact another for a service, it is done in a server-client environment. The server will serve the service to the clients using the service. An email client is the program that accesses an email server to use the email service. Outlook is an example of an email client. Some people use web-based clients like gmail, yahoo, etc...in those cases the...

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Is anything shinier than gold? Yes, like the paint job on some '68 Impala low riders.

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Describe 50 Cent in one word. Nibble. (4 bits)

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What's the most random weapon you could use to protect yourself? (no guns, knifes, swords etc). My vehicle.

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What are some ways to cure a cough, or a chronic cough Switch from a bong to a vaporizer.

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Whats the difference between a war and a conflict? War is a subset of Conflicts...one type. A conflict can be 2 opposing cars facing off to cross a one lane bridge. I doubt too many would consider that a war.

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What shoes do you wear most New Balance 8515's...super comfy for walking across concrete floors for long hours when I bought them, and of course still super comfy now that walk less and am on carpet or other more giving floor types most of the time.

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How many people do you personally know that are out of work searching for a job now? One...but he's been unemployed for years and gave up on life long before the Sunday paper want-ads went from 65 to 10 pages.

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What is the difference between an amp and an ampere? An amp can be short for an ampere or an amplifier. An ampere can only be an ampere. An amplifier amplifies a signal, an ampere is a measure of electrical current.

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Where do I look to find an owners manual for an HD DESIGNS electric toaster oven? China?

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Who watches family guy People like me who enjoy the out of nowhere 80's references and the well written characters carrying on as they do :).

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IF you had $2,000 right now and you went to the electronics store what would you buy? I do, and would buy nothing at this time...which is part of the reason I have the $2k in the first place.

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Why do some people call the USA a Democracy when we are a Republic? Are they stupid? Are they stupid? Yes. As evidenced by the ridiculous notion of voting for change simply for the sake of change without the slightest consideration nor care about weather or not the change is for the better or worse. Those that believe things could not be worse truly transcend ignorance and land squarely on stupid.

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If you had the opportunity, would you leave your current job to make more money eventhough you would have to work alot more? Personally, no...but I love my job and have an awesome schedule working less than half the calendar days in the year and am earning roughly triple what I need to cover my lifestyle. If I need or want more money, I would take a second job or start a biz on the side long before I'd quit to take something else entirely (unless the new opportunity was equally satisfying so the extra hours...

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Hypothetical question, of course. If a person is ordered into anger management counseling with a licensed therapist, after a few session they develop a relationship,become lover and he moves in with her,are there any legal/ethical laws being broken. Legal? I don't think so but I'm not a lawyer and you did not indicate the jurisdiction. It wouldn't surprise me if California or Czechoslovakia had laws governing constituents' morals. Regardless, there is clearly an ethical conflict as during sessions, the shrink is in a guardianship-type (or "position of power") role.

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What is something you put away when warm weather arrives? Air conditioner covers.

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What food would be hard to eat with chopsticks? Beer.

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Have you ever been part of a social experiment? Life itself is the social experiment of our souls.

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Is a person 'hard to get along with' if they are quiet/ introverted? If an extrovert is unable to break through to an introvert, then the extrovert would very likely think the introvert was hard to get along with. However, if the extrovert does break through, then 'hard to get along with' could become 'hard to get away from'.

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What is the worst thing (law wise) that someone in your family has done? I don't know most of my family, but I've been told I have an uncle in jail for embezzlement...I don't even know his name. The closest friend I ever had (who I would consider closer than family to me) is doing federal time for using a dead guy's ID to purchase a 50 cal Barrett and transport it across state lines...and upon his (parents) house getting raided, large...

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Have you ever had fried ice cream? I had never heard of fried ice cream! First thing that came to mind is the King of the Hill episode where they had the big turkey frier out in the driveway and started frying EVERYTHING....including beer! I just bought a high end (well...consumer grade "high end", not commercial) fryer...now I'm curious about plopping ice cream in it. Sounds dangerous! Do you bread it...

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Apparently god wears clothes (Isaiah 63:3). What type of clothes do you think he wears? As long as he's not wearing baggy pants down around his hamstrings showing his lowered boxers and buttcrack, looking like a total tool when trying to run, then his wardrobe would prolly be okay with me. I find the idea of a concept wearing clothes quite humerous.

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When was the last time you colored with crayons? 1986 when I was 15. I was at a friend's house and for some reason we took his little sister's crayons and melted them in a pot on the stove...then stuck our hands in it and made wax gloves. I do not recall why.

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"Do you think The United States of America is doomed? (P1) Doomed? No. I do, however, believe there is a realistic chance that the US will slip out of global power in the coming years. Other nations are embracing capitalism after seeing that socialism does not work. They are getting stronger. We have trained a nation of sheeptards to think the US is too big to fail...much like worldcom, AIG, etc. Those sheeptards think Marxist and socialist...

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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across? I want to put one on a Rolls Royce that says: "My other car is a '78 Buick Rustbucket"

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Is there any country/region that employs a pure market system? Every inner city slum's street drug economy.

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The Republicans borrow and spend cut spending on social institutions and leave a mess for the Democrats who seem to get the blame for debt. Does any body else see this viscous circle? Please hit yourself with a large clue stick a few times and consider auditing an Econ 101 class. Do you even know the process of a dollar being spent by govt? Do you realize in which branch spending bills *must* originate? Did you bother researching *any* facts or did you just pick random media blurbs at face value and choose to believe what feels good regardless of facts? Go educate...

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Do you think children have it easier now than you did when you were growing up? Fuck no...not even close. This world is no place for kids anymore and it's getting worse.

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Why do bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people? I guess because in your world you perceive there to be more good people. I happen to disagree.

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Where can I find the top selling cd's from 2000-2001? I only want the nice people to answer this question. Fuck you. Welcome to life. You don't get what you want just by saying "I want <blah>". What the hell kind of addendum to a question is "nice people only"? Wow. You haven't lived much yet, have you? Oh, by the way...I only want to feel joy and happiness always. /me waits... Nupe. Doesn't work. Gee. Shocking.

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Whats in a kiss Hershey's Milk Chocolate Kisses PRICE: $.60 WEIGHT: 1.55 oz. DESCRIPTION OF SNACK: Milk chocolate chunks deliciously wrapped in silver foil, topped off (artistically) by a thin white flag with "KISSES" printed in sky blue. You'll recognize it faster than your own name! SNACK LOOKS LIKE: Three-dimensional brown tear drops. SSI RATING (SNACK SATISFACTION INDEX...

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Superstitions came into existence by the use of drugs and a lack of knowledge of what they do. Agree or Disagree? It's bad luck to be superstitious.

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If a situation came up, would you save a human life at the cost of 100 dogs. (babies, pregnant dogs, old ones exc.) Depends on the person...and the dogs.

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What's everyone having for dinner tonight? Beer, onion rings, beer, fries, and beer.

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What's the longest you've ever had the same meal? months...was broke enough that ramens and tap water was all that was in the budget.

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What does silence sound like? same as darkness looks, nothingness feels, voids taste, emptiness smells, etc...

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What tricks do you use to warm up when it's really cold outside? booze

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Do you think there's a chance Obama might decriminalize weed during his term? Fuck no. That piece of shit Marxist will take away every right you may have had except the right to other people's money in his bullshit income redistribution nonsense. Expect to only be "bettered" if you're a mooching sheeptard living off the govt...and glory be to you as you drain anything left in our economy...then are left to fend for yourself once nothing is left. Do...

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What is the difference between the prefix "demi", "hemi and "semi"? Hemi is a mopar motor w/ hemispherical heads placing the spark plug in the center of the combustion chamber, semi means partial, and Demi was a hot chickie w/ curly hair in the 80's.

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Is it safe to drink alcohol while taking metronidazole and amoxicilin It's never safe to drink alky. I do it all the time anyway tho. I don't know squat about the specific drugs you mentioned tho...could be a fatal combo for all I know...and I prolly wouldn't care...but, fortunately, it looks like you'll just get the shits and forgo some of the benefits of your dose if you are insistent upon maintaining alky consumption.

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New study shows Antarctica is heating up. Will that make any difference to global warming deniers? No. Polar caps on MARS are melting, too. There isn't a damned thing humanity can do to "fix" the fucking planet...and no, our factories are NOT the cause. If you believe otherwise, then take it up with all those union factory workers on Mars.

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What makes people want to cut themselves? Physical pain drowns emotional pain...for a little while.

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What is snow made of? benzoylmethyl ecgonine

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What is the worst thing that can happen in labour Your hubby seeing the baby come out as a different race then him freaking out killing you both?

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What movie(s) do you know all the words to? The Matrix...I used to play that movie over and over in my head while I was driving cross country.

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Why do bb guns always brake instuntly Ummmm because you don't know how to use them properly? What the hell is "instuntly", anyway? Spellchecker broken?

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Do you stick stuff on your computer monitor? Some of them

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How would you get somebody to focus on their life and stop ruining it? You don't. Pick friends that are willing to help themselves.

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Do you prefer to let your hair dry naturally after washing it, or do you take the time to blow dry it? Hair has to be washed?

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If fondue is french for melted, when fondue sets and you re-melt it, does that make it fondued fondue? No. Do you call melted ice rewater?

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How to change the oil in a rord silverado rord? Did you mean Ford? Ummmm by Silverado did you mean Bronco or by rord did you mean Chevrolet? Geez. Change it the same way as any other damn vehicle...drain the old, spin off the filter, install new filter, reinsert drain plug and refill oil. Done.

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Are M&M colors random or is there certain percentage of each color in each bag? It can't be completely random because true randomness would allot for an (albeit small) chance that every piece in the bag would be the same color...and that if not possible based on observation of their public factory tours. It could be partially random tho.

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My friends keep mocking my religion and quizzing me on the Bible b/c I am Christian and they are newly Agnostic. What is the best way to tell them I don't want to discuss it with them anymore. I've told them this before, but they haven't respected it. Just tell them you're incapable of defending your position but you believe it anyway 'cause that's what religion is all about and for them to have a nice day and fuck off.

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How can our govnernment say pratial abortion is not murder?The baby is out accept for the head and they stick a tube into its little head and suck the brains out and they throw it in the trash to die alone? Yeah, it'd be much better if it died with it's mother instead of alone.

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When you share how you feel or keep your emotions to yourself - how do you decide which way to go? I do both...but either totally out there exposed or completely contained...not much in between. I don't really have any parameters dictating which other than my mood of the instant and analysis of the situation according to my mental state at the time.

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What's the quintessential 80's movie? Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure!

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Have you ever accidentally ended a business call "love you, bye." because you are so used to dealing w/ family? My coworker I do a daily shift handover call with has said it to me a time or two...I just blew it off cause I knew he said it like he would to his wife just out of phone habit. Kinda sad for his marriage that it's an autonomous reaction/statement without meaning.

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Will you make me an exercise plan? The only thing I drink is water, and I don't eat any junk food or fast food. I haven't been to a restaurant in the last 3 months and I exercise every day. After a year I still remain at 25% body fat. What is wrong? Your eating to much and/or not moving enough. Eat less. Move more.

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I'm off to take a shower. What time of day are you most likely to shower? Time of day?? I get one on the 13th of each month weather I need it or not!!

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Which type of weather do you fear the most? What is your favorite? Yeah...I chose not to live in hurricane, tornado, volcanic, or fault-line areas...not to mention avoiding places like the desert where if you lose water you die...or extreeme megabelow zero temp places where if you lose heat you die...basically any climate that has a single point of failure that results in painful death.

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Should we follow the majority or should we follow our own source of guidance? It all depends on weather you assume responsibility for your own actions or if you're a sheeptard.

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U cannot swim. But you see someone drowning. There are no people around the pool other than you. would you go save him regardless of your life? Easy answer since I honestly cannot swim: An emphatic "No!" Sucks to be them.

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That does former members mean? sorry having a blond moment XD Then they were younger they were members. Now they're not.

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Do you have a window behind your kitchen sink? Sort of...the sink is mounted 45° in a corner and one wall has a window, other overlooks the living room...exactly behind the sink is a 45° wall from the sink's perspective...but it's easy to look out the window while doing dishes...that is if I used dishes and opened the drapes.

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How can I get help to think outside of myself? To See The Big PICTURE Ironically, all the answers you need are within.

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Do you pause/stutter when someone asks you a question you KNOW the answer to? (ie. your name, age, grade, school, etc.) No pause, but I definitely run my "ulterior motive detection routines" before answering...both in analyzing theirs and deciding if it makes sense to present one of my own.

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Why are people against stem cell research? People often fear what they don't understand. It's kinda built in to our life-interaction protocol :(. Mibbie we could start by engineering that damn trait out of prorogation!

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Is there a question you hate to answer? Yes. I just did.

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How can i play in a game, knowing i'm good and better than most of the other guys, and the coach won't put me in. Drop the ego or blow the coach.

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Whats the best way for a male to lose weight in everyday life without dieting or going to gym .  

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Would you spank your child @ 15 y/o if he/she came home drunk & stumbling? Only if she was my stepdaughter and was in to it.

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Can your brain make your body sick, if you convince yourself you are, when you really aren't?(I.e eating chicken, then convincing yourself it was undercooked)? Of course. Prime example is an easy to reproduce workplace experiment with a few coworkers...have a group of people throughout the day ask the "target" if they feel okay cause they look sick....and insist upon it. Get the timing right and 4 or 5 coworkers can convince another that is perfectly healthy that they are ill and they'll go home sick.

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How do you pay your bills- cash or credit cards? As soon as a bill comes in I pay it. I used to be all anal about "I'm keeping *MY* money as long as possible working for me in interest bearing accts and absolutely will not pay anything before I need to because that's throwing away money!" Eventually I grew up a 'lil and realized life happens, and all that effort tracking due dates to get another tenth of a cent...

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What was the least paying job you've ever had? $3.35/hr and after 6 months got a ballin time-and-a-half on Sundays!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you over pack or under pack? I overpack when driving into a ghetto, and underpack on classy vacations.

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Are Muslims allowed to have tatoos or is that a taboo too? They believe getting a tattoo would be "changing the creation of Allah" and therefore ummmmm bad.

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Do you ever use the pool or gym at hotels/motels? I'm refraining from (semi)public pools until the peeing section if clearly defined and isolated from the non-peeing section.

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Have you had a pet that didn’t like you? Briefly. Very briefly.

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How did you learn to use punctuation? Couldn't sleep during 8th grade English class.

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What were you considered in high school (nerd,jock, etc.) The scrawny loner quiet nerd that was once known to blow his temper.

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What is your favorite onomatoepeia? I'm more of a malapropism dudentity.

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I just opened Paypal and verified my checking account with it, and I want to buy something off Ebay and use Paypal, do I need to add funds to my Paypal account first or it just automatically transfer money from my checking account when I use Paypal? You can do it without funding paypal, but the recipient won't get the funds for several days. The answer is that you don't need to fund your paypal account...but transactions will be quicker if you do. Personally, I keep some bux0rz in paypal since they pay a little interest on teh money market acct, and the paypal premier card gives 1.5% cash back on any purchase...which is...

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If Noah took two of every animal onto the arc, what did the (carniverous) animals eat? There used to be three sexes.

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What would you think if you had just met someone and somehow the topic of religion came up, and s/he told you that s/he identified most closely identified with Wicca? That kinda happened to me 7 years ago. We're very good friends today.

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Do you think that many of the people who answer these questions lie to make themselves look like a better person? Only the fragile ones.

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Why do we have emotions? It's those damn female jeans...that lead to female genes.

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At what age children start to argue with parents? Birth. The initial cry is already a protest/complaint.

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What color (wavelength) reaches the eye first? The longest (red/infrared) wavelength, not shortest, and not equal cause of some silly c thing. If the speed of light was constant always, then prisms wouldn't make rainbows on nearby walls. Space is not a void. The "constant" c gets adjusted when traveling through a non-vacuum...like any volume of space that contains an atom (and therefore even a gravitational attraction to...

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Is there anything or product out there execpt for surgery that will make my breasts bigger.LIke any food and creams and vitimans anything? Breast cancer might do it.

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What hurts the most? Seeing, smelling, tasting, and hearing death but not being able to touch it.

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What would it take to piss you off right now? I am the proud owner of a plethora of triggers...sad as that may be.

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What are the benefits of taking an Omega-3 fish oil supplement? (besides heart health) You'll attract squid.

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Can anyone help me solve -25 is less than or equal 4x-8 which is less than -3 I did this so far... -25+25 ≤ 4x-8 ≤-3+25 4x-8≤22 4x-8+8≤22+8 4x≤30 x=71/2 Now I need help writing this in the form of {x│__≤ x ≤ __     

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Are You Guilty of Pride? Take the quiz now: http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?sectionID=&surveyID=186 Around your home are photographs: I have no photographs. On volunteer clean-up day at your house of worship you: I have no house of worship. The judge offers you your choice of your sentence for a minor infraction. You pick: 1. 10 days picking up litter on a isolated highway 2. 10 mornings working in a soup kitchen Bah...fucking retarded quiz. There's no...

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What happens to women who are lactose intolerant when they are lactating? They cannot bear to milk themselves!

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Solve -7/8x=-9/10 Three. It's a powerful answer.

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Ideas for theme in infants room? Abstain from Michael Jackson/Wonderland, PeeWee Herman, etc themes, and you're close enough

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For winter, flannel sheets or electric blanket? Southern Climate.

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Which denominations forbid women wearing pants? I'd imagine the Salmon P. Chase $10,000 denomination bill and the Woodrow Wilson $100,000 denomination bill would be enough in most situations.

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Would you ever volunteer at a suicide hotline? Yeah, but they'd prolly ban me within 2 calls for being too helpful. It's funny you mention this because this topic actually came up at work today. I was telling a coworker about how sick I was of a supposedly suicidal friend's drama...the dude is in a bad place, but he totally put himself there. He's got 3 choices. Change nothing and continue to get more miserable,...

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Would you eat a sea kitten? If it tastes anything like land kitten then definitely!

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Is seinfeld the best show ever? or does cheers give it a run? Never understood the hype of either. They didn't suck, but yadda, yadda, yadda they weren't spectacular, either.

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On January 17, 2009, What did you eat? 5:30AM: Beer 6:10AM: Beer 7:00AM: Coffee @ work, black 7:45AM: Coffee @ work, black 8:30AM: Coffee @ work, black 9:30AM: Microwave popcorn 11:00AM: Jellybeans Noon: Goldfish crackers 2:00PM: Coffee @ work, black 7:00PM: Beer 7:30PM: Beer 7:45PM: Grilled Salmon 8:00PM: Beer 8:20PM: Beer 8:23PM: Posted this and grabbed another beer.

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Is what a hater hates most is a "WINNER"? Not by any shape nor form. Geez....you sound like a mother telling her fat daughter that she gets picked on because the other kids are jealous.

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If you live alone... What do you do to keep yourself from going insane, I have put my phone bill as high as it can go, I have cleaned the place 3 times, and I have done exercise for the day... IM OUT OF IDEAS AND GOING INSANE :# I talk to myself and explore the vast reality inside my head. Oh...you're trying to avoid that. Nevermind.

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If I am to recommend a database to a company and its needs are, help identify trends, schedule and manage employees, keep track of inventory levels , and a few other things, what type of database do I recommend? like hypermedia, Databases are products like Oracle, MS SQL, MySQL, PostGRESQL, heck, even MS Access, and FoxPro. It sounds like you are talking about an application or at a minimum, a front end (possibly w/ pre-written queries for report generation and such) to a database. Please, if you cannot understand that difference to phrase your question initially, do not advise someone else's...

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Does it annoy you when you go to a place of business, and employees are too busy chatting to actually help YOU - the customer? It bothers me exactly enough to vote w/ my wallet and fund their competitors.

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Ever since I purchased 6 pairs of slacks, 5 dress shirts, and a bunch of miscellaneous items at a thrift store for under 50.00; I will never shop retail again - how about you? Agreed...I've recently snagged off craigslist a couple half stacks and straight cabs to run 2 full stacks in stereo for less than the price of one kickass cabinet. This economy is r0x for finding deals!!

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My neighbor just accused me of stealing her bike! How should I react to this? depends how guilty you are :p

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EDDIE VAN HALEN OR RANDY ROADS? Both.

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What is a good comeback to bullies that will leave them with nothing to say? You do realize that when their words are exhausted (which won't take much) they will proceed to kick your ass, right? Are you certain you wish to leave them with nothing to say?

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Would you ever marry someone you didn't love? Under what conditions? I did...reason was I didn't know any better. It lasted 6 or 7 years somehow. Good riddance.

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If I said... those two are like a seven dollar bill... what would you think I meant? I'd figure you were more fucked up than I...and I'd set out to catch up.

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Medium or Rare, with sauce, without sauce - how do you like your Steak? Medium or Med Rare and naked...just let me taste the succulent meat!

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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it? I actually shed a tear watching A.I. (Artificial Intelligence directed by Spielberg) when it came out...tho I can make it through it now. Snoopy comes home had me bawling as a kid and I haven't watched it since. If I'm under appropriate influences and really zone in to a movie, there are many that'd get me emotional enough to hydrate my cheeks...tho often it's out of...

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Have you ever felt like your the only one who smart in a class? Yeah...although you needn't worry until at least mastering the nuances of your and you're...not to mention ditching the ebonic tendencies contained in: "only one who smart".

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What did your parents forget to tell you as you grew up? Pretty much anything that would have helped me stand up for myself or integrate w/ society. I never caught up in social integration...and prolly take it too far on the defense-side *shrug*.

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How many hours a day do you spend online Seems like 14 and exceeds that many days...but in reality I prolly average closer to 10 per day over a calendar year. Note, I work 12 hour shifts and am connected to the internet, even though most of that time I'm logging into systems for work and not browsing/email/AB, etc.

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I had a Border Collie about 40 years ago. I notice that today's Border Collies look different, smaller body, shorter legs and shorter snout. I never see the old type of Border Collie around any more. Why is this? Why the hell would someone DR that question??? Sheesh. Oh...and Hi Thebes!!

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When you store cereal in a plastic container do you think it tastes "plasticish" after a while? no, but the eggs taste kinda funny

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Is offensiveness in the eye of the beholder? Hell yeahz0rz!

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A girl in my school always teases and laughs at me in the morning and hurts me what should I do? Be her footstool & lick her twat?

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Can the recession and unemployment rate be blamed on illegal immigrants? Certainly! Blaming others is the best way to give yourself the warm fuzzies when you couldn't weather the economic storm on your own accord. Certainly it has nothing to do with any decisions you've made...it's gotta be someone else's fault. Those damn immigrants selling lettuce on the interstate exit ramp for $2/hr!!! They took my job!!! Geebus...yeah, all my...

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What survival tips would you give a homeless person? None. Let Darwinism work.

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If you were looking to get downrated, which subject would you make a question about or rail against? Tough one...I've tried to be a total and complete ass at times, but there will always be fans...and COATs.

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What is a good metaphor to describe your life as it is now? An untested fireworks control program building to a grand finale that may or may not happen as planned.

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Have You ever travelled in a Stretch Limousine, what was the occasion? Yes, and I don't remember since it had a bar.

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What did Lincoln do before he was involved in polotics? He incorporated Loncoln Logs, Inc.

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What words do you try to spell with your alphabet soup? "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" I have big bowls.

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Can i get pregnant if i've taken birth control for 12 days Of course you can. No BC is 100% effective, so regardless of how long or short you've been taking it, sex could result in pregnancy.

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Is it true a great mind is a terrible thing to waste? Possibly...but it sure is fun!

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If you woke up now, would it have been a good or bad dream? Extreme (goods and bads)...but near null overall.

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Do you keep an eye out for money on the floor? No, it keeps an eye out for me. Life is simpler that way.

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Convert 500,000 cubic yards to miles 65,536 Zirconia units is as good an answer as any.

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Would you rather die by falling or drowning? It's not possible to die from falling (from the impact after the falling part is over, possibly, but not from the fall itself), so I'll pick drowning. I certainly don't want to stay here forever!! If you include the impact and the fall is high enough that I'd black out before impact, then I'll pick the fall and crash that follows.

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What food do people eat that passes right threw them? From the most important food group: Beer!

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ARE CHRISTMAS TREES BULLSHIT? If so, I sure don't want to meet the bull that passed them!

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What was the last thing you said to your pet? Goodbye :(

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If there was a 27th letter in the English alphabet, what would it sound like (I'll rate good if you can answer)? There used to be, called "mup"...it sounded like a quick fart. Since none of our words contain the sound, it was dropped from the alphabet.

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I am 20 years old, am i too old for pink hair? Hell no. Post pics!

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I cant get my belly button pierced at a professional place so i was going to sterilize a safety pin and do it myself. is this safe? LOL!! Stupid cunt. No! Duh. Please let us know when your stomach turns green. I want to laugh.

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Is divorce & re-marriage a sin in the eyes of God? Not in the eyes of mine.

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What movie have you watched in which, you feel you lost intelligence from watching it? As if, by watching the movie, you grew less intelligent. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure... ...and it was worth every lost brain cell!!

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Do you ever wonder what day of the week you will die? Yeah, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

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Do you think women who breast feed in public are odd? I just stare really hard to try to make her feel more uncomfortable than me. Yeah...it's odd.

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Will it be required by 2012 to get rid of all artificial food colors from the food,drug and cosmetic supply? Yes. The Mayans were very anti-food coloring...especially FDC Yellow #5!! Furthermore, they also knew that said riddance would not happen; therefore, the world will end Dec 12, 2012.

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Hi uhm my dads uncle did allot of drugs when he was younger and he drop acid 40 years ago and hes still tripping.. but i really wanna try extacy and i know people just die from taking it so do i have a good chance of dieing even if i take a small amount? Sure, go ahead and take it. If you die you die. Bottom line is you are accountable for your decisions. Consider the possible outcomes, weigh the risk, and decide if it makes sense to take that risk. If you have a choice between deciding for yourself or letting some random internet forum decide for you (which apparently is the case) then reap what you sow. I say take it. I don't care...

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Is there any movie that rocked you to the core but you could never watch again? I tried to watch Girl Interrupted w/ my then GF several years ago and I couldn't handle it...about 30 minutes in to it the memories were too much for me and I had to walk out of the room.

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Has anyone here lost their job with all the high street chain stores closing down at the moment? What's a "high street chain store"?

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Is there an easy way to wire home theater equipment? Diagram or something? Even a website with a drop down of most used equipment? Home theater components are already labeled. Your audio and video sources have outputs...connect them to the matching inputs on the surround sound unit, which has sound and video outputs which connect to your speakers and display device. They're all marked. Just match them up. The only confusing part might be when you have multiple choices for the same function...like your video out...

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Where is the voltage regulator on a 94 silverado C1500] Historically, GM electrical systems used a "one wire alternator" because the voltage regulator was part of and inside the alternator. I do not know for certain if this was the case in '94, but there's a reasonably strong chance this is still the case, and since nobody else answered...here's my best guess.

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What age do children stop sleeping in cribs and sleep in beds? Earlier than I can remember. I don't have a clue what my crib scene was like.

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If you shop at arts, crafts, hobby stores - what aisles and products do you head for most often? Which specific stores? Anything that can be used in bondage scenes.

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I think my boyfriend is addicted to the game World of Warcraft. How can I get him to stop playing that game and spend more time with me? It wasn't WoW, but I apparently spent too much time in the computer room...My (now) ex walked in and said "If I go beep beep click click will you play with me?" You're prolly not going to get him to stop. Deal with it or move on. He should chose to rearrange his free time on his own...if he doesn't, then you know where his priorities are. Actions speak. ...

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