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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with? A couple of rounds from my Cobra .380.

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Do any ladies enjoy not wearing knickers? Do you go out without them/Do you like your husband/bf/brother, anyone, looking up your skirt? I had a fiancee once who did. Every time we went out, she took off her knickers and put them in her purse. It was hot and exciting for both of us.

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Have you ever been where the sun doesn't shine Caves, caves, caves. Ive been in several, one half a mile below the surface. The sun doesn't shine there.

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How many solar systems are in the Milky Way? several hundred billion

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Are there many cows in the Milky Way? Who said it was cows' milk? The milky way was created when Hercules bit off his stepmother's nipple. She hated him for that all his life - or for being her husband's bastard by another woman. We report, you decide.

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Are there many cows in the Milky Way? Who said it was cows' milk? The milky way was created when Hercules bit off his stepmother's nipple. She hated him for that all his life - or for being her husband's bastard by another woman. We report, you decide.

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Are there many cows in the Milky Way? The biggest Milky Way I ever saw was about 8 inches long. No cow is small enough to be contained in a nougat bar.

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Help us free this victim of rape, sexual abuse, and the horrific travesty of justice http://elizabethohara.com/ Wiseacre, we need the faces for a huge petition to Governor Jerry Brown. Instead of carping, sign on and help us.

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Help us free this victim of rape, sexual abuse, and the horrific travesty of justice http://elizabethohara.com/ Read more about Sara here http://www.freesarakruzan.org/ or here http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/free-sara-kruzan/ or here http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jan/04/opinion/la-ed-kruzan-20110104 The alleged "justice" system has raped her in a worse way than the pimp ever did. Help us get justice for her. http://elizabethohara.com/

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Help us free this victim of rape, sexual abuse, and the horrific travesty of justice http://elizabethohara.com/ Sara Kruzan had been abused physically and sexually for most of her young life before she was gang raped at the age of 9, then pushed into a life of prostitution at age 13 by the neighborhood pimp. When she was 16, she shot and killed the man, a crime for which she was sentenced to life in prison without parole. Sara has spent more than half her life in prison for killing a pimp who was...

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Succubus.. is the name itself sexual? Duh! Of course it's sexual. A succubus is a demoness whose sole function is to seduce men -- in their sleep. And it's not a name, it's a common noun.

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What makes you think that Jesus is the guy they're talking about in Isaiah 9:6? Absolutely nothing at all. I don't believe he was.

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Wasn't Matthew 1:23 paraphrased/plaigerized from Isaiah 7:14? No; it was simply quoted. What's the big deal? But Isaiah didn't say "a virgin," he said, "a young woman." His word "almah" didn't and doesn't mean a virgo intacta, just a young woman. If he had said "bethula," her virginity would be central to the concept, but it isn't.

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We have a left foot, a right foot and a wrong foot. What other feet do we have? We also have a better foot to put forward, a foot in the mouth, and even a sliver foot in the mouth. And how about an athlete's foot, a dragging foot, a firm foot, and a first foot? Feet of clay? Cold feet? Itchy feet?

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What words can you use to describe a man , on trial for murdering his baby, who admits he only fathered the child so he could torture and kill? Here's a word I would like to use for him: DEAD!

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Who will be elected first, a woman president or a gay president? Remember a black one was unthinkable not too long ago. It's still unthinkable.

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How long is\"Spider-Man 3\"? He's the same size he's always been, about six feet.

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What is meant by "Corresponding Ransom"? To whom did Jesus correspond? My Bible doesn't say 'corresponding.' It says '...gave himself as a ransom for all.'

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A thousand zombified Barbie dolls are gathering at your door. Quick, what to do? I live in the deep woods. If they can get past the coyotes, the wildcats, the raccoons, and the foxes, there won't be a dozen of them left; and the dogs and cats will take care of them.

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What do you call a bear skeleton? Bear bones, what else?

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Where would a bear deficate if there were no woods? A. Not all bears live in the woods B. Since an adult bear can weigh up to a ton, he'd defecate (sp) anywhere he liked

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Has any one seen a real fog-bow? I don't know. What's a fog-bow?

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Hear is something that everyone can think deeply about...acording to religion adam and eve were naked in the garden of eden and god made them that way granted adam and eve saw nothing wrong with eachother but wouldnt that make god a pervert? Maybe the? man is right. If God intended us to go about naked, we'd be born without clothes on.

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Why are women considered as the weaker sex? Whereas God has made women more charming, emotional and sincere! IMO, except for sheer physical strength, women are much stronger than men in every way.

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Why do women think hand kissing is somewhat "creepy","weird" or "uncomfortable"?what do you think of hand kissing? I used to be a hand kisser, but I found that most American women disliked it. Many women tend to think, "He's just trying to get in my pants." Women of European or some other cultures, however, find it romantic and a style of "Old World grace and charm."

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What is the Best Position for Making Love? One that gives you 23 orgasms in a row.

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Just a sincere Question for Muslims: Why exactly do you reject the Baha'i faith? Moslems reject ALL faiths except Islam. Jihad is required of all Moslems, and it is directed against all "unbelievers."

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Who is your favorite Grace? Aglaia

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Does the song Ave Maria give you major goosebumps when you hear it? There are different versions. Schubert’s Ave Maria with vocal gives me goosebumps every time I hear it.

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What is the song"Ave Maria"about? It isn’t “about.” It’s a prayer to Mother Mary. Translated into English it goes: Hail Mary, full of grace; the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen

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If Adam & Eve had NOT disobeyed, where would they be now? Dead

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Why did God not destroy Adam and Eve as soon as they had disobeyed him? Well, he SAID (Genesis 2:17), “in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die,” but they didn’t die that day, nor until 130 years after. Notice that he said this to Adam BEFORE Eve was created, so she couldn’t possibly have known that the tree was prohibited. Notice also that the tree was a metaphoric tree, not a real living one: the “Tree of he knowledge of good and...

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What does XOXOX mean? X= kiss. O= hug EVERYONE knows that

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How can I make my clitoris sensitive to oral sex to achieve orgasm. I am afraid I may have lost sensitivity because of using the vibrator I don't think using a vibrator will dull the sensitivity of your clitoris. I once had a Korean girlfriend who slipped a tiny vibrator inside her when she went off to her office every morning. It kept her about halfway aroused all day; and when we got home in the evening, she was super hot and ready. I could usually give her three or four orgasms simply by breathing on her vulva, and eight or...

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HAHA!!! Canada just beat the pants off the Czechs in ice hockey!! What do you think of THAT?? I'd like it a lot if the Czechs were all girls -- with their pants off.

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If a man falls with a parachute at 4.5 feet per second, what is the man's velocity? It's 4.5 feet per second. Unless you're not asking the question you thought you were asking. Were you asking for a conversion to metric velocity? If so, it's 1.341 metres per second.

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A greek was born 20 b.c. and dies in 60 a.d. how many years did he live? The math is dead simple: 20 plus 60 = 80. There was no year 0. If there had been, that would make him 81. But what has his nationality to do with it? The same would apply to a Roman, a Korean, a Briton, or an American Indian. Just what Greek are we talking about? No matter who he was, the math is sill the same. I suppose it could vary, depending whether he died before or after his birthday in...

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If Adam and Eve hadn't sinned, do you think mankind would still be walking around naked? I'd like that. But we would also all be unshorn and unshaven. I'm not sure I'd like that. But realistically, no one would be "walking around" at all. Adam and Eve didn't get physical bodies until after the tree incident. Genesis 3:21: "God [did] make coats of skin and clothed them." They COULDN'T have procreated before the so-called "sin."

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Do many girls have hairy nipples? It's relatively rare. Most girls hate it, and many guys find it a turn-off. I, for one, find female body hair intensely erotic. I wish I had a girlfriend with hairy nipples.

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Do engaged people have the same rights as in a marital divorce? It's stupid to think they would, but in California a couple of decades ago, a live-in shack-up girlfriend got a long term alimony, even though she'd never been married to her partner. A new word was born there: palimony. Now, she was shacking up with a top-grade movie star, and California is the state of weirdness, but it does make an exception, not only to sound legal practice, but to...

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What was the longest sex session you ever had? What was the shortest? Shortest: Longest: ON second thought, I'm not going to answer this. It's nobody's business.

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Should I send flowers to a girl who rejected me? I have three answers, any one comprehensive and final: 1. No 2. No 3. No She's not interested, she doesn't want you, and you'd break up soon. Just put your hands in your pockets and Walk On By.

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What does it mean when a guy ignores you? It means he is ignoring you. It also means he's not interested. Why pursue it? or him? There are better things to do with your time.

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Where did the term "six feet under" come from, as in burial Because six feet is the minimum depth at which wolves, lions, bears, and coyotes cannot smell the odour of decomposing flesh. And it's a HOLE in the earth, not a WHOLE.

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Where did the term spitting image come from? Celeste is at least partly right: "...you look so much like him, it's as if he spit you out of his mouth." But the term "spitting image" is actually a mistake. The original phrase was "spit and image", which became "spit an' image." It fits the meaning much better than "spitting."

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How would your life change if handguns were banned where you live? Probably not at all, as I live out in the forest, six miles from the nearest town. No one would ever know that I retained my weapons. I don't walk down to the lake or out to the horse barn without my sidearm; there are too many snakes, wolves, coyotes, feral hogs, and mountain lions.

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which is most common language spoken besides english? Share your answer...

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What pen is your pen of choice? why is this pen your pen of choice? ( be speicfic in what pen it is. exsample: uniball jetstrem becuse it writes verry smothy) (see my answer for what my pen of choice!) My pen of choice is (or was) the steel-capped Papermate Slim, a clickable ballpoint that never skipped, never failed, and wrote for four years on one Jumbo Powerpoint cartridge. It fit my hand smoothly, went through the wash in my shirt pocket without leaking, and continued to write smoothly for three more years. Alas! the Papermate Slim is extinct. The company sold out to a Japanese...

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Can you name one silly word you've heard used in place of a curse word? I don't use euphemisms in place of curses; I take my curses VERY seriously. But here are some of the words that I use in place of obscenities: Clabber! Schimmelfarb! Guano. Death and woe! Death and hell! Blood and death! Blood, pus, and coruption! Fuzzbucket!

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what is the correct term for alliteration of the letter 'g'? For initial alliteration (the first sound in sequential word) the only term is alliteration. For double letters, it's called gemination, or reduplication. But that goes for any sound, not only the G. Repetitive S-sounds is called sibilance but I'm unaware of a specific term for geminated G-sounds. That's the best I have to offer.

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My boyfriend mocked me after sex its the first time he has done this and thinking about it he points out my faults this makes me insecure ! Lose him. You don't need a jerk like that.

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Is there a law in Nevada that states while in school your cell phone must be turned off between the hours of 7:45 a.m. and 3:15 p.m.? It's probably a school policy, but there may be a State law as well. In any case, you don't need a cell phone in class.

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I am a 19 year old girl, and im in love..but when im alone and get horny and get the urge to masturbate but i dont want to, i feel like its not enough, but i cant be with the guy im in love with right now...can anyone give me some advice on what to do? There's nothing wrong with it. Rub that clitoris, honey, and use your vibrator.

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what can i use to pleasure my clit? im really horny right now. Just come over to my house and I'll be happy to pleasure your clit for you. Seriously though, get yourself a rabbit vibrator. It does the vagina and the clitoris at the same time. Just Google for rabbit vibrator

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Can you tell me a nice clean joke, like a "knock knock" or "elephant" joke I can share with my grand kids? Why do ducks have flat feet? From stamping out abandoned campfires. Why do elephants have flat feet? From stamping out burning ducks. How do you make an elephant float? One glass of root beer and one scoop of elephant. OR 100,000 gallons of root beer and one elephant. Why does an elephant wear three white tennis shoes and one yellow one? He forgot to lift his leg. How do you put an elephant...

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In the nursery rhyme I learnt when I was six point six, I believe a fox jumped up on a winter's night. I used to know it off by heart but I've long since it's forgotten what it was called. Any ideas? I believe there were seven verses. It's a folk song rather than a nursery rhyme, and it's called "The Fox." It was popularised by Burl Ives and Harry Belafonte, amongst others. Here's how I learnt it, seven decades ago: FOX ON THE TOWN Well, the fox jumped out on a moonshiny night, And he lit upon his hind legs, ready for a fight; "Something, something, for supper tonight, And I'd better be off to the town o Town o, Town o;...

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im 16 and i have had sex with over 10 people and done sexual things with over 21 people none of which i had sex with. slut? or teenager? Since you're a boy, slut is not the appropriate word. But you are a dirty, low-down dog. And probably a walking disease bag to boot.

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OK ... so, i'm 19, a girl and virgin - some people are taking the micky and my 2 closest friends have got boyfriends so ... what am i meant to say to the micky takers and people who talk behind my back? oh - and i've had a boyfriend once, for 2 months Good on you, girl. Listen to what littletwig said. He's right. Your virginity is the most precious gift you can give to your husband. And that way, you will be sure not to give him a venereal disease on your wedding night. I don't know what "taking the micky" means, but you don't have to justify yourself to anyone but yourself and, eventually, your husband. Hang in there.

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My 'boyfriend' and i have recently become 'official'. I'm a virgin. He's not. We've been seeing each other for 2 months now. How long do I wait - when I've felt totally ready to lose my virginity for about 2 years...? Share your answer...

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Im 14 but idk if i wanna lose my virginity. my friends ex bf zach said i could give him mine but i said maybe (he is 20 and not a virgin). Contrary to what others have sad, virginity IS a big deal. It's the mkost precious thing you can give to your husband on your wedding night. And once you have given it up, it's gone. There's a much more compelling reason not to give it to "ex bf zach." He's 20 and you're 14. In every State, that's statutory rape. It's a felony, and he could go to prison for 20 years. IMO, he just wants an easy...

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Im 14 but idk if i wanna lose my virginity. my friends ex bf zach said i could give him mine but i said maybe (he is 20 and not a virgin). Share your answer...

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How can we force the pope to resign? and if we could, why would we? Why would you want to see him go? I'm not interested in the Pope. How can we force the President to resign?

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How can we force the pope to resign? and if we could, why would we? Why would you want to see him go? Share your answer...

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WHY would an Islamic Nation/people's want to come to the Great Satan in the 1st place to make mosque's, colleges, etc....? Perhaps not every one, but the overwhelming majority of Moslem emigrants have one goal in view: to infiltrate the rest of the world, gradually increase their numbers, and eventually subjugate every nation on the planet to Islam and Sharia law. It's nothing new; it's been in progress for at least a century. It's so far advanced now that it probably cannot be prevented. By 2050, the world will...

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I want to give my boyfriend a handjob, and I want to do it real good ,, I dont want pleased as im on my period sadly:( and it would just be yucky for me but i want to please him,, does anyone have any ideas on how to begin ? or guys what do you like? tahx "Sadly." You ought to make love with him anyway, give him all the pussy he can handle. YOU say it would be "yucky" but have you ever tried it? How would HE feel about sex during your period? Sex during menstruation is almost always much more intensely pleasurable for both the woman and the man. I speak as a man who learned 50 years ago to enjoy not only vaginal intercourse but also...

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My boyfriend wants me to give him a handjob. He told me they were romantic. Is this just a line to get me to do it? The question is, do YOU feel "romantic" about whacking him off. My guess is that you don't, or you wouldn't be asking this question. If it comes about that youall are kissing and touching each other and you WANT to fondle his willy, then it COULD BECOME romantic. I'm a man with decades of experience, and I can't imagine a handjob being "romantic" at all, in any way. I think he's using a line...

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can a girl be involved in sex while periods ???? Of course she can. In fact, sex during menstruation is normally more intensely pleasurable (for the woman, at least) and it reduces cramps and uterine pain. Many men don't like it, but the ones who do get really turned on by it. It's messy, but you can just put a towel under you. Myself, I like to eat menstruating pussy and the have sex while the blood is flowing.

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can a girl be involved in sex while periods ???? Of course she can. In fact, sex during menstruation is normally more intensely pleasurable (for the woman, at least) and it reduces cramps and uterine pain. Many men don't like it, but the ones who do get really turned on by it. It's messy, but you can just put a towel under you. Myself, I like to eat menstruating pussy and the have sex while the blood is flowing.

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Why do guys think the vagina smells so good? Do they really smell good? Do all vaginas smell the same? I estimate that every vagina smells just a tad different, even unique. The human nose is not acute enough to distinguish subtle variances. But your dog could track a girl by her smell, vaginal or otherwise. Men like the odour because they are hormonally programmed to want sex with women. Duh!

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IS IT WRONG THAT I WANT MY BF WHO I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMEN Yes, it's wrong.

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IS IT WRONG THAT I WANT MY BF WHO I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMEN Yes, it's wrong.

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Should I encrypt my backup files? Why or why not? Thanks. It's too late now anyway. My new Seagate external backup wouldn't allow me to encrypt.

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During the American Civil War, did the Northern States have a right to impose their morals regarding slavery upon the Southern States? They had not the least vestige of a right. To impose one's morality upon another is ALWAYS wrong. The Northern invasion was a violation of the Constitution, of personal and property rights, and of all legal institutions in both the North and the South at the time. Slavery as an institution was fading out anyway. Within the first week of its existence, the Confederate Congress established a...

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Im only 14 and im not a virgin. Ive had sex with two guys... does this mean im a slut????? (The guys were 17 and 16) It does mean you're an easy lay. If it doesn't mean that you're a slut, you are at least well on your way to being one. If that is your career goal, go on shagging every guy in sight, and spreading disease. You are also contributing to the commission of a crime on two separate occasions.

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Are muslims terrorists? Take this quiz to find out: QUIZ In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: a) Monty Python's Flying Circus. b) a rock star with a cucumber covered in tin foil hidden in his underwear. c) a tour bus full of 80-year-old women. d) Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: a) a pizza...

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Are muslims terrorists? Perhaps:

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If you were named after a city, which would it be? I WAS named for a city, San Antonio, TX, as a wry joke of my father's; but it didn't get put on the birth certificate. But Sevierville, Tennessee is named after me. Well, really after my 7-times-great granduncle.

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Im only 14 and im not a virgin. Ive had sex with two guys... does this mean im a slut????? (The guys were 17 and 16) Quite simply, yes it does.

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They are announcing on the news that schools are giving condoms to kids to prevent birth control. Is this sick or what? How about educating them not to have sex at age 15? Sharona, here's an eyewitness story to support your position: School Sex Ed I was holding a notice from my 13-year-old son's school announcing a meeting to preview the new course in sexuality. Parents could examine the curriculum and take part in an actual lesson presented exactly as it would be given to the students. When I arrived at the school, I was surprised to discover only...

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After the Civil War, most African Americans...? They were left homeless, unemployed, destitute, and starving. They had no property, even the clothes in which they stood; no job skills; no place of residence or even rest, and no means of earning a living. Their former masters had provided food, clothing, shelter, and employment; but they could no longer do so. The homes in which the Negroes had lived were either destroyed or interdicted....

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What do you think of Edna in "The Awakening"? Righteous or wicked? She was totally without a sense of morality. I suppose that makes her "wicked," but I'd prefer to say "amoral".

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What is your favorite children's book? Why? Lintra and the Unicorn. Because I'm the author.

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They are announcing on the news that schools are giving condoms to kids to prevent birth control. Is this sick or what? How about educating them not to have sex at age 15? I'm with you, Sharon. It sends a clear message: "Get laid as soon as you can. Here's the essential tool for doing so." And it's the worst wrong message. It also takes the stance that "they're going to do it anyway, so we ought to help them." The schools are teaching the children how to copulate! and that it is perfectly acceptable to do so, and...

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Are hard nipples a symptom of pregnancy? Side effects of pregnancy include enlarged nipples, enlarged areolas, and darkening and softening of both. I've never noticed hardening of the nipples. But I've seen the nipples of only three pregnant women.

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Would you freak if this was done to you? The video has been removed, so I can't see what he did to her. But if she maced him and beat his face in, he deserved it. After that she should file a complaint against him and press charges to the fullest extent possible.

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Have you ever had a flag pole in your yard? Cynical though I am, like Barbiedoll, I do have a flagpole attached to my deck rail. I fly the US flag on 4th July, Memorial Day, and Armistice Day. I fly the Texas flag on March 2, Texas Independence Day, on San Jacinto day, and on Cinco de Mayo. I alternate the Scottish flag and the Rattlesnake flag as the whim strikes. I fly the Confederate flag all during the month of February, and all...

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What is the biggest bunch of bull crap you've ever heard? Global Warming.

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Why do women need four adult male witnesses to prove rape? Where is a woman going to get four non-participating male witnesses (assuming non-participants would have helped her and stopped the rape)? It was originally intended as a defense against a charge of adultery. She would be guilty of adultery only if four adult males saw her commit the act. . But, if you think that's a plus point, think again. Technically there is NO SUCH THING as rape in the world of Islam. And there is NO WORD in Arabic that means rape. Any woman, married or unmarried, who has sex out of wedlock is...

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If you had a car from the 60's and it was a 2 litre, did that mean it was a 2hp?. A 2 litre engine is 122.04 cubic inches, in honest (English system) measurement. It will generate horsepower as it revs. I don't know what tq is.

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Do you believe Jesus died on the cross for you and me? Certainly not.

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Got Jesus? Saw an ad in the paper: . NEED HELP? CALL JESUS. . There was a phone number, so I called. A Mexican showed up with a pick-up truck.

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What is the most annoying advert currently on TV? Free Credit Report dot com. That curly-headed little pissant, with his lame excuse for non-singing, should find the nearest elephant and leap up its rectum. Failing that, he should be slowly chopped into 3,000 bits and fed to sea urchins.

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Which of your parents was it easier for you to buy Holiday presents for? Which holiday? There are about a dozen holidays per year, depending where you live.

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Do you know whow to tap out SOS? OH, yes. It's the only thing I remember from sixty years ago when I used to be a communications officer. I knew Morse, semaphore, and signal flags. All I remember now is . . . - - - . . . and the Blue Peter flag.

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What are some of the most beautiful songs that you have ever heard? Santa Lucia Danny Boy My Ain Folk Bend to Me from Brigadoon The Street Where You Live

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Do you believe where there is smoke there is fire? When accusations of cheating are aimed at celebrities and politicians, such as the recent incident with Tiger Woods, do you believe them even if they are denied by the person being accused? I think that most celebrities tend to believe that the rules don't apply to them. Ergo I end to give some credence to accusations against the rich and famous. Not to swallow the story hook, line, and sinker, but I do end to accept that there is some misbehaviour. But on the other hand, I couldn't care less about "celebrities." What I do care about is the glitz and hype of...

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Do you prefer a woman, Skinny, curvy, gymfit or big? I'll take big and curvy.

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What is the name of curly sideburns that Hasidic Jewish men wear? Sideburns

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At this time of year, you can hear someone singing, "Oh, bring us a figgy pudding..." Have you ever eaten that? What does it taste like? Is it served at any other time of the year, besides Xmas time? It's a sort of bread pudding (or more accurately a "cake pudding")with figs baked in. Yes, I've had some. It beats the traditional fruit cake by a dozen country miles.

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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain? Time alone will dull the pain but not really "ease" it. At my age, I've lost many who were near and dear to me. As I continue to age I know I will lose more and more. My fervent prayer is that my children will outlive me.

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Could this be a future of nursery rhyme: Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease, And now it's black and crispy? Jack and Jill went up the hill; They each had a dollar and a quarter. Jill came down with two and a half, And you think they went up for water?

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I'm a divorcee and I've taken a vow of chastity until marriage (or at least definite commitment). Is this a normal or even healthy thing? sidenote: Certainly it has helped with my emotional state, but men are men. I'm not sure that most women would do that. Therefore we may not be able to say "normal." But it's certainly a healthy thing, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and morally. The double E seems to indicate that you're female, but without knowing your gender I don't know what you mean by "men are men," and thus can't say more than I've already...

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How many licks does it take to get to ______? ...bring her to multi-orgasm?

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Is anyone still up? I am; are you ready for four more hours of hot, passionate, ecstatic lovemaking? I hope you're multi-orgasmic.

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Do you remember when "dialing" a telephone actually involved a dial? I remember when we had to turn a crank, and later a phone without a dial. I picked up the earpiece and said, "Mabel, let me talk to my grandmother," and the operator rang my grandmother's house. Mabel recognised my voice, for she lived just down the block from us. I also remember party lines, actually phone numbers shared by several households; we'd answer when the phone...

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Have you ever held back a friend's hair as they vomitted? Yes; my fiancee.

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Where did you get that scar from? This one on my back? From her fingernails during a wild night.

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In Russian there is no word for "privacy", in Mandarin there is no word for "yes" nor a word for "no". Do you know of any other examples of a language not containing commonly used words that are present in English? In Persian there are no articles, definite or indefinite; no word that means either "he" or "she," just a gender-neutral pronoun, "Oo." Over half the Persian vocabulary is borrowed from other languages.

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What was the name of that guy who wrote stories about people in New England who were really sea monsters? Saucecraft? Not Lovecraft?

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Is there a way to not puke when you drink a lot of alcohol (liquor) within the course of not too long of a peroid of time if you've just started drinking so you have a low tolerance but your a 5'11, 245 lbs. man? About how many straight shots of whiskey? Eat a stick of butter (margarine won't do it), or drink six ounces of olive oil. Better still, sip slowly; enjoy the taste and odour (nose, texture, and finish) of the liquor. I've been known to put away a pint of whisky within an hour and still pass a police breath test. But if you are drinking just to get drunk, then you get no sympathy from me.

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Whisky or Whiskey,which do you prefer? Whiskey is made of corn (maize). Whisky is made of barley. Barley is the true stuff; corn likker is OK for those who like that sort of stuff.

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When America is no longer a "super power," what will become of it? Will America ever become a third world country? Will America still have the same type of government? What is going to happen to America? I'm very worried about my future as an American. America will soon be a Moslem colony. The up side is that Islam will protect America from Chinese invasion.

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"SPOCK" is "a Vulcan from Vulcan." Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he is a "Vulcanite" or a "Vulcanian" from Vulcan? You can't be a "Mars from Mars" or an "Earth from Earth," can you? So, why are the people from Vulcan, Vulcans? In the pilot and episode one, Spock was called a Vulcanian. His designation was changed to "a Vulcan" after that. I've also noticed that the Klingon Home World has no name. But note also that people from Holland are called Dutch. To a Dutchman, the term "Hollander" is a shocking insult. "Polack" is an insult to Polish Americans, but in Poland,...

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Mark Twain wrote, "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." Are human beings the only "animals" capable of being RUDE? Is it possible for a non-human animal to be RUDE to another living creature, by a human definition of what "rudeness" is? Animals are quite capable of rudeness, by human standards or by their own. This may apply only to domesticated critters, or to ones who are accustomed to interacting with humans. I've seen apes and monkeys in zoos pee on people and point fingers and do what I can only call laughing. . Some animals can get very insulted and react accordingly. I look after two Tennessee Walking horses,...

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What's your favourite palindrome? The first conversation in Eden would have been two palindromes: "Madam, I'm Adam." "Eve."

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I am 34 yrs old, I am a lady, I have been with 19 guys, is this alot? Be honest. Far too many, whether you were married to any of them, or all of them, or not. With a number like that, you can't claim to be "a lady."

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Well you see my fiance is showing all the signs of being pregnant but she is still haveing her period. what should i do? Marry her.

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Hey, anyone got a cigarette i can bum ? i want one so bad i can taste it .... Icy, honey, you said you had quit. Even though I'm a dedicated smoker, I applaud you for that. Now, stick to your guns, love. You can do it.

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What's the 1st monster that comes to mind? Barack Obama

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In the bible it says the next day starts in the morning. Why is it that we start the next day in the middle of the night? 12:00 am is too dark to be the morning. I couldn't find anything in King James to say the day starts in the morning. Genesis 1 says it starts in the evening.

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Effective September 1, 2009, a Texas law makes it a crime to engage in activities like posing as another person or cyber-bullying on social networking sites etc. . What are your thoughts? Will AB'ers be charged with felonies for posts here? From what I see in the posted bill, it's actionable only if the prosecution can prove that you did it with intent to harm or defraud. At its worst, it would target anyone who uses a pen name or nickname.

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What appears to be a Private Investigator showed up at our next door neighbors house inquiring about us. This person handed her name and number to our neighbor and told them to call her if they see a white BMW driving to and from our home. All our payment Complete the question if you want any responses.

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I would like to know is ther anything i can do about some naked modelling phoos of mine that have been exposed in my local pub on a big screen without my concent. i was also no where near the pub at the time and have no idea who done this? You can certainly sue the pub. You might get a huge settlement. You can also get an injunction against their displaying your photos, and probably recover the photos in their possession.

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If my parents set up a camera in my room without me knowing and i have sex with my girlfriend can i sue them for recording me haveing sex? Not a chance. You not only live in THEIR house, you are a minor, subject to their rules and their jurisdiction, and required by law to obey them. Furthermore, you have betrayed their trust, not to mention the possible legal consequences if you or the other girl is under age, and the possible spread of venereal infection. You're on very shaky ground, girl. If you could possibly get back...

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Can a man take legal action against me for creating a website using his picture and name? These things already exist on the internet. I simply reformatted them to warn women that he is searching for a woman for a visa-marriage. He probably can. If you cannot offer proof, then how do you know he is doing that? Did he try to marry you for a visa/green card? You would be a reliable witness. Has he threatened to take legal action?

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IS it legal for a school to take away a phone AFTER hours and keep it over night? Without more data, I cannot give an opinion. What's the school's stated/printed policy on phones? Were you on campus or not? What does "after hours" mean?

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Are there actually 27 letters of the English alphabet, rather than 26? If not, then how do you explain the "ç" in the word, "façade?" The cedilla doesn’t make the letter any less a C, any more than the accent makes / é/ any less an E. We spell Señor with a tilde, but it's still an N. . In my childhood, we used an umlaut O /ö/ to spell coöperate; but the letter was still an O. Over the past millennium, the ash, the eth, the thorn, the wen, and the yogh have all been dropped from the...

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Is Icy prego? Not by me she's not.

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We are all having some kind of potato dish for Thanksgiving, what is your favorite and what's in it? Sweet potato pie with a crisped marshmallow top crust. In it: sweet potatoes, butter, brown sugar, mini-marshmallows, and half a cup of rum.

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Before the slave trade in America, what were the main religions of the African-Americans being shipped through the Middle Passage? I know that Ethiopia was a Christian state, but what about the others? Did slaves simply adopt Christianity in America? There was never a period "before the slave trade in America." The Indian tribes and nations from Canada to Argentina, with very few exceptions, were slave owners and dealers for tens of thousands of years. The various Indian tribes and nations enslaved each other, usually as a result of war. The first Spanish invaders had slaves in their crew. The first English settlers brought...

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Who was the last US president to own slaves? Grant, but before he became president.

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Have any of you from country backgrounds and of an "older generation" ever heard of "vinegar pie"? I heard my folks talk about their mom's making it often during the winter when fresh fruits were not available. I've heard of vinegar pie, and I just recently learned that it's a different name for chess pie, which I've had.

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What would be the easiest to give up in your life forever? Marijuanna, Booze, Cigarettes, or Coke? Since I've never used marijuana, I couldn't really "give it up." The same goes for cocaine. I could easily give up CocaCola [if that's what "Coke" meant].

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Are "luck" and "good fortune" synonymous to you? No way. Luck may be good or bad; good fortune is good. Gloom, despair, and agony on me; Deep dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me.

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What is the correct translation of John 8:58? It could possibly be a reference to the passage in Exodus 3:14 "And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.” There is a small quasi-Christian religion based entirely upon this one verse. They worship what they call "The Mighty I AM Presence." So it could be read as "Before Abraham...

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FoxNews is soft on the Ft. Hood shooter. The first one they interviewed is an Islamic apologist, who defended Nidal. Agree or disagree? Well, someone certainly did not like my question. I've been downrated to zero simply for asking.

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Before Christ, a large portion of the world's population lied in the Far East, and there existed civilizations that rivaled the Greeks and Romans. What mention does the Bible (Old and New) give to East Asia? "Lied in the Far East." I'd bet that they also told the truth in the Far East. There is no mention in any portion of the Bible of the Far East at all. Maybe the Hebrew God didn't know there WAS a Ear East. Or, just possibly, perhaps the human writers of those books that we call "The Bible" didn't know.

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Do you think that people caught for DUI should have to go to jail? I am on my second DUI and am told I will probably get 90 days in county jail? Wouldn't something like community service be better. I never hurt anybody or caused an accident Frank, blunt opinion: I'm really not sure what DUI even means. "Driving Under Influence." Of what? Of anything the police officer chooses to call an "influence"? The whole DUI complex is an egregious excrescence of American Naziism. It's a vindictive campaign aimed at drinkers in general, a leftover from the days of Prohibition and the WCTU, carries on, magnified...

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What does it mean when everytime I ask my girlfriend if I can come see her, all she ever says is it's up to you, or It doesn't matter? Just a guess, but it sounds as if she wants you to ask her out on a date, as distinct from just "coming over." There's a difference, you know.

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Is porn a big deal for guys? I found my bf of 2 years lookin at some, is it normal for guys 2 look at porn? How mad should i be? It's more or less normal for guys. But if he were getting enough from you, he wouldn't care about porn.

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Should you believe everything you hear about the Bible? Certainly not. Anyone at all can say anything at all about anything at all. You must rely on investigation and evidence as swell as observation and commonsense. About the Bible as well as about everything else, ask the Right Questions and find the answers that you CAN believe. Never stop investigating, never stop discovering, and above all never stop questioning.

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What is your favorite scripture in the Bible? Genesis 3:21: Unto Adam and also to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skin and clothed them." It indicates that Eden was a spiritual state and not a physical place; only when they left the place of spirit did they need physical skin.

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How do you know the Bible is authentic and legitimate? You don't really. It's a matter of faith. Faith (n), belief in and commitment to that which cannot be proven. If it could be proven, faith would no longer be required, but Judaism and Christianity, as well as all other religions, are founded upon faith. Ergo, the believer should not look to legitimacy or to proof, but to faith alone.

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Should the term bible be used for other books than the Bible? My recommendation as an expert in language and linguistics is that the term should be used to refer to the Judaeo-Christian collection of writings when spelled with a capital B, but with a lower-case b it could refer to any comprehensive guide to anything at all.

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Which past presidents' surnames went on to be popular first names? Washington, Madison, Jackson, Taylor, Pierce (but that was a forename long before Pierce was president), Lincoln, Arthur (see above), McKinley, Roosevelt, Truman, Ford, Clinton.

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Why do people traditionally name their vote as opposed to other vehicles? Because it's traditional.

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Who was the first politician you voted for? Eisenhower And since it was my first time to vote, I didn't have to pay the poll tax.

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Would you ever wear clothes made from dog hair? No dogs were harmed in its manufacturing Sure, why not? No. I've changed my mind since I learned that the Chinese fur industry are making dog skin coats by skinning puppies ALIVE. . Check this link if you don't believe me, and if you dare. But I warn you, it's the most appalling sight you've ever seen. You may not want to see: http://www.peta.org/feat/ChineseFurFarms/index.asp

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If you eat a lots of liver, beefheart and cow tongue can you say you eat an "organic" diet? Isn't eating organs organic? . You could say you've organ-ized your diet.

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What is the difference between a virus and a worm? You can't put a virus on your fishhook.

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What was the biggest mistake made in 2009 in your personal life? I don't mak misteaks.

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Occasionally I have seen people whose skin is covered with bulbous moles, does anyone know what condition this might be? Moleskin? Mole asses?

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If all USA income taxes were eliminated, do you think that charitable donations would be drastically reduced, simply because they would no longer be "tax deductible," and the incentive to lower one's tax obligation would be simultaneously eliminated? Depend upon it.

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What is the funniest no trespassing sign you have ever seen? Trespassers will be violated.

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Have you ever seen a black sheep? Yes, but rarely. Maybe two in 76 years.

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Which are worth more: sheep or rams? Rams ARE sheep. Male sheep = ram. Female sheep = ewe. Baby sheep = lamb.

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What is so virginous about virgin wool? I went to buy a new sweater and found one i really liked. But it cost $89.95. I said to the saleslady, "It's nice, but that's too expensive." "But it's 100% virgin wool," she said. Virgin wool. Yeah. For $89.95, I care what the sheep do at night?

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Taking another poll,Yay or Nay ? I asked my girlfriend to quit her job [*she was an exotic dancer] She complied,now that she's unemployed she claims,I have to buy her a new car as I'm the reason she does not have a source of income. She wants an Audi TT ! What's your question? Aye or nay you should by her the car? Aye or nay you shouldn't have asked her to quit?

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I am having troubly believing my religeon. i am catholic but i dont believe that God created the world and a bunch of other stuff. I also go to a Catholic school and don't really believe everything we learn in class. What should i do? Convert to some other religion or other denomination.

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I've slept with more than a dozen men. Why would that scare a guy? I also don't have a problem with watching porn, which so many women do! Am I just really weird here or what? It would scare me off. Sexual promiscuity is not attractive, except to guys who want nothing from a girl but a quick, easy piece of pussy.

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Should you believe everything you hear about the Bible? You shouldn't believe everything you hear. About ANYTHING, and that includes the Bible.

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What do you find most amusing at amusement parks? The idea that they are supposed to be amusing.

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How come there is no Dodi Al Fayed memorial? He wasn't a Crown Princess.

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Why do some women look better with makeup on while others look better without? Women who are comfortable with their femininity, consciously aware of the power of BEING female, tend to carry themselves with an air of self-assured confidence. A woman who walks and moves and breathes and exists with the indefinable grace that her womanhood imbues in her, she cannot help being attractive. . Except for those women, who are lamentably all too few, no other woman ever believes...

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For those followng Ft. Hood on the news, how can this happen after 911? How? This is outrageous. The guy was shouting terrorism from the rooftops and gets hired by our own forces? America is becoming a bad joke. Worse than the attacks is the Islamic infiltration, slow and sure. Nearly 18% of the residents in America are Moslem. The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)is the second most powerful political action group in Washington; more even than the NRA, and just behind the pan-union lobby. They are rewriting school textbooks and building mosques on college campuses. Soon they will no longer...

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Does anyone ever go through their old questions and make sure that everone that answered you is answered? I am doing that today. I have a couple of hundred questions so I think it is time. Good idea? Sweetheart, you have more free time than I have, if you can do that. Still, it's the courteous thing to do. +5

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For those followng Ft. Hood on the news, how can this happen after 911? How? This is outrageous. The guy was shouting terrorism from the rooftops and gets hired by our own forces? America is becoming a bad joke. The worst part of it is that they KNEW he was doing all that and did nothing. It would have looked like racial profiling and an attack on the "Islamic community" in America. Political Correctness is going to kill us all if it can. FoxNews this morning interviewed an Islamic advisor. Advisor to whom I couldn't tell. She played down the influence of fanatic Jihadist Islam on the...

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Men, please explain this to me: my hubby doesnt love me, doesnt care, doesnt want me. Yet, when I asked him for a divorce, the look of pain on his face was apparent. Was this a blow to his pride? What hurt him? Honey, I can't get inside his head. I can't figure how he thinks. He's bound to know that you know that he's cheating on you. And that he's not *being a husband* to you. It should be no surprise to him that you're done with him. He's proven that he's an ass. He seems also to be a colossal egotist, comfortable with what he has, just so you don't...

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Is islam a danger on society It's a danger even to Arab societies.

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When women have breast enhancement surgery, re they doing it for men or for themselves? My daughter did it for her own self-image. Her husband was perfectly OK with her A-size tits, but she says she feels better about herself now.

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Would you have sex with a married person if their spouse was ok with it? Only if she were married to me. As her spouse, I'd be OK with that.

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Is islam a danger on society Nidal Hasan is an American-born Arab, a US citizen, and a soldier. He's been fomenting violence for months if not years. And we still think there is something wrong with racial profiling.

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Can i marry my mom's uncle's son's daughter? Depends where you live, but in most jurisdictions the marriage of second cousins is legal.

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Is it OK to hit a girl back? No. Never in Hell. You don't hit a woman, no matter what.

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Have you ever played Scrabble in a language aside from English? German

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Some people have the strangest surname,can you think of one that you wouldn't want? My daughter dated a boy named David Outhouse. He later changed his name to Nelson. And my mother-in-law had a boyfriend named Lipschitz. I went to college with a man named Woodrow Smellie, and another named Howard Butt. We called him Rusty. One of my best mates in high school was Bill Cox; we all called him Harry.

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My niece as just been told that she shouldn't give her 6month old baby a dummy teat because it could give him a speech impediment....Now,wasn't there millions of us brought up with dummy teats,but how many people do you know with a speech impediment? Millions....brought up.... Only after they were invented. If memory serves, the first ones were called "rubber tits." Or teats. Long ago, mothers used to wrap a spoonful of sugar in cheesecloth and fasten it with a rubber band. It was called a "sugar tit." "Teat" was for animals, not humans, and was also pronounced as "tit."

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True of False, you find this image sexy and playful. Cute as it can be. And sexy and playful. Did you pose for it?

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I have a very weird effect on here. People either love me or hate my guts. Where do you stand? You cannot hurt my feelings I am a total sociopath. You already know I'm in love with you. And you know that I know that you can be just as nice as you can be crabby.

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What is your favorite Thanksgivings' dessert? Pecan Pie. The pecan is the national fruit of Texas.

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What can I do about my fascination with WATCHING beastiality videos BUT NEVER indulging in the act? I know this is WRONG in God's eyes & I feel guilty when I OCCASIONALLY look at one, how can I stop? Or am I just a SICK DISGUSTING PERVERT? I'm female First, you say, "occasionally." This suggests that it's not compulsive or addictive behaviour, therefore controllable. Second, you assume it's wrong just to SEE a video of the act. Why? If watching a clip doesn't drive you to do the act, where's the harm? God doesn't care if you watch video clips. It’s no different from watching a horror movie. You...

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When is the last time you enjoyed the tang of fresh lemonade on your tongue? In UK, lemonade is a bottled, carbonated soft drink.

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I am born Muslim.what is the process to quit Islam? You can't. As others have already said, the penalty for quitting Islam is death, preferably by stoning, although some apostates have been beheaded or beaten to death.

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Has anything eerie or almost supernatural ever taken place or happened to or around you? What was it? My life has been filled with paranormal phenomena. I could write you a long monograph or a small book just as a simple response to this question. Perhaps I shall, but for today a couple of instances will suffice. My grandmother died of an angina attack, far from home. An hour later, she came into my parents' bedroom (300 miles from the place of her death), woke my father, and gave him...

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What do you have to say to people who believe that being Mormon is a good way of life with a positive outcome but don't believe in a supernatural God? There are many people who truly have the Christmas Spirit but don't believe in Santa. Every Mormon I've ever known was all kinds of good people. But the basic concepts of the faith are such that I cannot even approach. It makes even less sense to me than Trinitarianism. And beyond question, it has led to abuses of power and to sexual abuse of children. It's all over the news this week.

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If "size doesn't matter" to women, then why is there no such thing as a "4-inch-long" dildo? Oriental women also use "Ben-Wa" balls (qv). They're hollow and some models are filled with a heavy liquid, usually mercury. As the fluid shifts, the balls move about and vibrate, and can be controlled with the vaginal muscles. The woman stays on a mild sexual buzz. . QV is Latin for "Google it." http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1797652045459470473#

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Okay, now I really am getting irritated. I rated a ton of questions yesterday and the ratings are gone. Anyone else notice their ratings not counted for others yesterday? It looks like I'm not pointing people now. I hadn't noticed. But I just gave you 5.

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Is there any product that you find yourself working hard to get every last particle of or drop of before you discard it? Peanut butter. Did you get my email?

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What do you have to say to people who believe that being Mormon is a good way of life with a positive outcome but don't believe in a supernatural God? There are many people who truly have the Christmas Spirit but don't believe in Santa. OK now, how can a god NOT be supernatural?

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Who killed Cock Robin. "I," said the Sparrow, "with my bow and arrow. I killed Cock Robin."

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If "size doesn't matter" to women, then why is there no such thing as a "4-inch-long" dildo? My Korean fianceé told me that many Oriental women insert a tiny vibrator in their vagina, and leave it running all day. It keeps them in a mild to secondary state of excitation all day long. When hubby gets home in the evening, they are ready to go.

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When I hear _______ I just HAVE to get up and dance! Lightning bugs in the dew.

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I am supposed to go to Vegas with my husband tomorrow. I REALLY dont wanna go. Any great explaination as to why it would be better for him to go alone? Develop a "migraine" or "stomach cramps" and urge him to go without you.

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When you think back can you remember how excited you were the first time you were allowed to stay home by yourself without a sitter? I was never left with a babysitter. They didn't exist in those days. I may have been left at my grandmother's.

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I can't help it if you look like ________! ...a raccoon out on a toot.

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Am I the only one unable to access my comments today? I haven't had any trouble with mine. You sure it's not your computer?

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What would you say to a person who groups terrorism, homosexuality and Darwinism in the same category, insinuating all were evil? I know a person who does, a catholic. :( no offense to catholics seriously That's a damned wide eclectic net of condemnation. I think I'd probably say, "Excuse me, I have to go and prune my bananas, or something."

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Stab from the past: Does anyone remember who Dr. Zorba was? I do indeed. Brilliantly played by Sam Jaffe, a great and seriously underrated actor.

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If there was an elimination wrestling match of the gods, who would be the one left in the ring? Thor.

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Guys, have you ever kissed a woman's hand when she was introduced to you? Less frequently now than I used to do.

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Do you really have to believe in God to be a good Mormon? You have to believe in Joe Smith, and believe that he was not a fanatic madman. You also have to believe that an angel brought him a book made of gold, translated the book into English for him, and then took the Golden Book away again.

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Describe how you prepare a hamburger. The catch is, you cannot use a beef patty. First, you catch a cow. Then . . . . .

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The King asked The Queen,and The Queen asked the Dairymaid: what? "Could we have some butter for The Royal slice of bread?" "When We Were Very Young," A. A. Milne . The king's cow could speak English! . The cow was an Alderney.

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What is the name of the shiny metal disc, doctors used to wear on a headband? Dog tag? UFO? Silver dollar?

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Do crawfish typically live out of water? I found one wandering around my garage and I am over 100 yards from the nearest stream. No. Typically they live in water. But on land they will tunnel down to the water table, piling up a mud chimney around their "well" to make a tower. It's not unusual for the "mud bug" to go dormant and stay in his "castle" for weeks or months.

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True or false, there were many messiahs wandering around Judea around 2BC and 70AD. Jesus was but one of them. The others didn't have the PR corps that Jesus had, and they weren't as good at fund raising as Paul was.

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ICY is officially a SWAMI!!!! Please will you join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNG her on this GREAT accomplishment!!!! YAY Icy! YOU GO GIRL!!!!! YEA!!! HUZZA!!! Congratulations, Jen. You go, Ice girl.

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Today is Guy Fawkes Day: Remember, remember the 5th of November: Gunpowder, Treason, and plot. We see no reason why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Who is celebrating tonight? "Penny for the Guy? Penny for the old Guy?" Some Londoners are doing a modern day twist on the 404-year-old celebration. Instead of fireworks, they're going to float an effigy of Fawkes in a boat up to the Houses of Parliament. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/allison-kilkenny/guy-fawkes-protesters-fin_b_346720.html This next link is more historical: ...

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People look at me weird when I say "i dont have a dad." He has never been part of my life, never paid any child support. I dont consider him a dad. Is there anyone else who feels this way? Damn, sweetheart, between your "male parental unit" and your husband, you're eaten up with it from all sides.

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When is the last time you enjoyed the tang of fresh lemonade on your tongue? Last Tuesday, when I put fresh-squeezed lemon juice in my gin-and-tonic. With a sprig of mint. . That's not exactly lemonADE, but it made me feel soooo good.

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What would have happened if governments had not bailed out the banks? The national economy would have melted down, just as it is doing now; but we would be several hundred billion dollars less in debt.

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Do you think the prison at Guantanamo Bay should be closed? Not this side of Hell.

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What does the outcome of the NJ and WV elections mean to the rest of the country? If the gods are smiling upon us, it may mean that the electorate are beginning to see what a damned crooked, lying fool they elected a year ago. It may herald a return to sanity. But I'm not holding my breath. If ever, now is the ripest time for a new national party: the Conservative Party.

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Does it concern you that the liberals have quadrupled the annual U.S. budget deficit since they took control? It terrifies me. We cannot pay off the deficit in 900 years.

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When did Americans decide that everybody should have what rich people have even if you don't have the money to buy it, and if rich people have more than you have the government should take it from the rich people and give it to you? We didn't. Several successive Socialist governments did.

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If you were to write your own autobiography what would you focus on? My hair-raising adventures in foreign lands.

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Was shaka really a bloodthirsty, vicious ruler, or a misunderstood guy? why or why not? He was a vicious, bloodthirsty megalomaniac.

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Would a biography of your life make a good read? Yes. In fact I've already started writing it.

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Hey guys, I need to tell you something from a fellow aber, is that ok ? Barbiedoll has been ordered by Dr. no computer use till Jan 2010. She said to let you all know she misses you but must heal from surgery. Hugs and kisses to her, and sweet dreams from the Sandman himself.

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Why does New Jersey get hated in so much? Because old Jersey and all the cows are jealous. We had the name first. Who are these damned Yanks? Trying to steal our name, and make us look bad, and trade on our reputation. They can kiss our creamy udders. Hmph!

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What would you do if you found a neko in your house? I'd have to pry it out of my dog's jaws.

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What would you do if you found a half human half cat person in your house? Sell it to the highest bidder.

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Have you eaten chocolate/candy covered bugs or insects? How did you like it? Ants. Tangy, but mostly chocolatey.

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Why do people on AB always think i'm a women? If I thought about it, I might think you were a woman (singular), but not a women(plural). I don't think that's possible.

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What is the difference between lay-away and hire purchase? Hire-purchase means you begin using the item right away, and pay for it over time. Layaway means the merchant sets it aside for you until you have paid for it in full.

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If you were making a movie out of the bible, who would you cast as God? For me it's a tossup between Marlon Brando(if he were still alive) and Sean Connery(keep in mind, most lines would be read offscreen). I'd have to cast myself. Since Orson Welles died, I have the most impressive deep bass voice there is. I'm tall, distinguished, and imposing to look at, with silver hair and a snow white beard. And I've done the Voice of God in more than one play. Connery would be my second choice.

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Do you think beauty affects self-esteem? Beauty is skin deep. But ugly goes clean to the bone.

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Why do we suffer witches to live when God specifically said not to? The fact is that the Hebrew word in Exodus (hasaph, or chasaph) doesn't mean "witch." It means an herbalist. At least one authority translated it as "a caster of enchantments." King Jim was paranoid; he thought the Catholics were out to get him. He was right. He feared poison in his food or wine, and he believed that all magic was Black Magic. He must have thought...

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Are pimples due to more sexual desires or improper diet? Neither. They result from new hormones entering the system and seeking a balance point. Lackadaisical facial hygiene may contribute (i.e., not washing the face often enough or thoroughly enough).

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Do you like this lady's look? Find her attractive? Ditto

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It's "body swap day", who's celebrity shoes would you like to walk in? (just for a day). None. But on the subject of shoes, you should never criticize anyone until you have walked a mile in his shoes. . . That way, when you do criticize, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes.

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Why are people movicated to communicate Seriously, though, Man is a social animal; it's hard-wired into us. Without efficient communication, our distant ancestors would have starved to death a couple of million years ago.

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Why are people movicated to communicate I speak only for myself, but I've never been "movicated." Except perhaps by watching too many movies.

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How does one teach their guinea pig to stop peeing on them? I was never able to; I used to put a thick, folded towel under them. And washed a lot of jeans. They were SO affectionate, and they sang to me when I came home.

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Who is the most retarded person of all time? My money is on Emperor Charles II of Spain. He had to have help to put on his shoes, and had an IQ around 41.

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I just moved to the desert. The water is hard and leaves my hair dull and brittle. Do you know of any product that will help with this? Borax or white vinegar. I hope that means you've moved out; you said you had to wait until January. ??

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Should we cut the Muslims a little slack? ... so that they fall far enough for their heads to pop off when we hang them? http://www.americancongressfortruth.com/

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If a black person wants to kill you in the street for your Air Jordan shoes are you racist to fight back? They why do people believe Americans "racist" for wanting to fight back against the Muslims? Under the current Federal Hate Crime laws, yes, you are racist if you do so. "Hate Crime" is a misnomer, and a serious distortion of the English language. Someone should buy copies of the dictionary and force all Senators and Congressmen to read it. I hope I don't go too far in presuming that all our elected representatives can read.

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I never knew there would be consequences to mankind's insatiable thirst for _______ Sex.

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Has there ever been a society that exterminated anyone found to be mentally retarded or of limited capacity? Nazi Germany and the USSR come to mind. But from 1907 to 1974, America rounded up all the mentally or socially retarded men and women it could get its hands on and surgically sterilized them, at a rate of some 80,000 per year. The Nazis got the idea from observing the eugenics program in Virginia. But they took it a step beyond the American plan by exterminating all those the government deemed...

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Why doesn't Obama want our toilets to use enough water to flush the shit down? Government control of toilet water came under the Clinton administration. But I'm non-partisan; I seem to recall that the Republicans had a majority in at least one house. . Both parties are guilty.

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How do I remove a word from whatever dictionary is used while in Firefox in Ubuntu? Where is Ubuntu?

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Ok i admit it, i went though and moved all my clocks forward one hour, then remembered fall back, duh ! have you ever done this? Not on your Nelly. I don't do Daylight Saving time. I leave all my clocks on the correct time all year long. Only a few places have given in to this stupid routine anyway. Not even all the American States do it.

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What's your favourite palindrome? Rats live on no evil star. I've got dozens of them. Keep 'em coming.

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How much sex, is too much sex? The concept doesn't exist. There is no such thing as too much sex.

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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true? Barack Hussein Bin Obama has made it blatantly obvious that he has a deep-seated hatred for white people. HE SAID SO, and wrote it in his book. Or perhaps I just don't understand what is meant by "racist."

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Is islam a danger on society Even if Islam did not encourage violence, murder, bigotry, pedophilia, and religious intolerance (it demonstrably does encourage all of these aberrations), it’s would still be a paramount danger. The word “Islam” in Arabic means submission. Moslems are required to follow blindly and unquestioningly everything that they are told by their Imams and priests, and to obey the...

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What's a chingaleta? Chingaletta: literally, little f**ker; a young prostitute or a teenage slut. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chingaletta I hope he hasn't called you that. In Tex-Mexican it's shockingly vulgar.

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What do you think of Professor Nut's firing from his job as Drugs adviser because of his statement that smoking and alcohol is more dangerous than drugs like cannabis? Who? Drugs advisor to whom?

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What is so 'bad' about dropping litter? Hmm. Well, dogs and cats drop litters all the time. How many litters have you dropped?

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What is wrong with me saying 'I hate America'? Nothing, unless you live in America.

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Why do young people seem to be so fascinated with alcohol? A: It is seen as a privilege only for adults. Every kid wants to be seen as more mature, more "grown-up" than he is. B: It is forbidden. Basic Freshman Psych 101: the surest way to make any one want anything is to tell him he cannot have it. Any six-year-old knows that. A case in point: my friend upgraded his furniture. The old sofa was still in fair-to-middling shape. He put it on...

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Why do I hate God when he loves me? Which god are you asking about? Which god do you hate? And do you hate all the others as well?

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In USA they call a 'wasp' a 'bee'. So what do you call a bumble bee in USA? We don't call a wasp a bee, for it isn't a bee. I don't know where you live; but in USA a "bee" usually means a honeybee, although there are several other species of bees: bumblebee, carpenter bee, sweat bee, robber bee, mason bee, and a few others. But wasps are totally different from bees, easily reconisable on sight. The bumblebee and the carpenter bee are similar...

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What is the longest word in English dictionary that contains only consonants? There isn't one.

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If you were told , "if you don't stop smoking/drinking/drugs now , then you will die in 5 years time", would that be enough incentive for you to stop? A doctor did tell me that I would die soon if I didn't stop smoking and drinking, but he said "three years." I didn't stop. I drink and smoke more now than I did then. That was fifty-seven years ago.

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If you really knew what happened when you die, would that change the way you live right now? Not one iota. I do know what happened when I died, and it did not change my lifestyle or my goals. When I returned to my physical body and rose from death, I simply went on living exactly as before.

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If you are depressed and commit suicide because professionals have screwed you up even more, is it wrong to kill yourself, or just plain sensible, knowing that you can't do anything about it because of an illness and your situation? Suicide cuts short your life, which might otherwise have been six seconds longer, six years longer, or conceivably two hundred years longer. So does any other form of termination, such as heart failure, gastroenteritis, murder, et cetera. But hear me now, a human life, be it one minute or one hundred thousand years, is less than a nanosecond on a cosmic scale. I think it was Lao Tse who said...

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Wouldn't it make more sense to call people who are afraid, dinks rather than pussies? Afterall, the pussy is a much stronger organ than a dink! I love pussies. What's a dink?

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What do you call a ditz with $10 on her head? All you can eat under $10.00?

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My friend has just text me a really racist joke, should I say anthing to her or just ignore it? Big Fuzzy Deal. It was a joke. Laugh or don't. Get over it. Move on.

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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less? Twelve cents.

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When you applied for a credit card, have you ever been refused? DISCOVER told me that I didn't make enough money to have their card.

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My xbox works fine ,but there is no audio. What can I do? You could grow up and get a life.

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Have you ever had goat's milk? My mama had a breast infection, so I was put on cow's milk. I reacted badly to it and was switched to goat milk. That was 75 years ago, so don't ask me about the taste. I must have hated it, for to this day I can't bear to drink milk. Goat cheeses, like Feta, are great, especially if they have the blue yeast.

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What was your favorite performance by Christopher Walken? Who?

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What punishment do you think high schoolers should get for cussing out teachers,deans,etc? Sixteen lashes with a split bamboo cane, a $300.00 fine, and six months in jail.

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Does anyone know some really funny Essex girl jokes? Q: What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do you brainwash an Essex girl ? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How does an Essex girl part her hair ? A: She spreads her knees. Q: Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink ? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! Q: Why didn't the Essex...

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What do the following words have in common:Live,Warts,Lived and Desserts? They are all semordnilaps (which is also a semordnilap). Able was I ere I saw Elba.

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What is the male equivalent of a "cougar" Huh? The male cougar is a cougar; so is the female. They're also called lions, pumas, panthers, or catamounts.

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What flavor is Dr. Pepper? Wade Morrison fell in love with Malissa Pepper. When her father, Dr. Charles T. Pepper, moved from Virginia to to Waco, Texas, Wade followed and set up a drug store. It was actually one of his employees, Charles Alderton, who invented the drink, which was first called "Waco," at the Old Corner Drug Store on 5th Street. It was the first carbonated soft drink in the world. Alderton...

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What flavor is Dr. Pepper? It's Dr Pepper flavoured. The taste is unique. Legend has it that the original contained prune juice, but I cannot verify that.

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Why is this category named "Soda & Rootbeer"? Is rootbeer not a type of soda?? :0P I've always thought it was. But it is not a cola. Maybe that's the reason for the category name.

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Do you think you would have been a brave enough person to have lived during a world war? I've lived during a World War. And I lived in Iran during the 1978-79 rebellion. It doesn't require bravery; it's just that you live where the fighting is happening.

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I have a friend who started college as a virgin. Four years later, she graduated and had had sex with five guys. She thinks five was way too many but I've tried to tell her most girls have a lot more than that. What is your opinion In my opinion, two is one too many. What the hell is wrong with saving it for marriage? Your virginity is the most precious gift you can give to the man you love and with whom you plan to spend the rest of your life. Multiple partners without commitment in my book spells S-L-U-T.

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I'm a female 16 and my boyfriend wants me to stop shaving all over. I tried it and now i really like the look and feel, we broke up but i want to keep going all natural on my underarms and legs. Do you think other guys would like my look too? Go for it, honey. For me, and for a whole lot of men, female body hair is a big hot turn-on.

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What is your favorite bad word? Click to enlarge

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What is the highest value bill or note, any currency, ever in circulation? I once owned a five million mark note from Germany, issued by the Weimar Republic. It was worth 13 cents in US money.

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Who are these people that wish to control us here? Who gave them that power? Who are these people that talk overtly about discriminating against certain groups and why are they allowed to? Yet you cannot curse. Oh, we can curse, but we can't cuss. Here's a small sample curse: Let your liver turn to jelly and erupt in unending convulsions; let your toes rot off your feet and infect your entire body. That's a curse that could be posted..

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If the 'N' word is so offensive to blacks, why do they use it FAR more than anyone else? Shouldn't black people be putting pressure on other blacks to cease using the word, since it's considered offensive? It hasn't always been considered offensive, by blacks or any other race. The offensiveness has been imported and artificially attached to the word. And even today it isn't universally considered offensive. Many people of all colours find it a neutral word. . A while ago, when "black agitators" were stirring up racial controversy, they wanted to be called "Negro"...

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WHAT ARE SOME PHRASES LIKE COOL AND FAR OUT THAT ARE NOW OU OF FASHION? 23 Skiddoo tickety boo copacetic "I can't believe I said that" Spodieodie "gone west" "gone south" FUBAR "Kilroy was here" groovy chill out veg out swell dandy gay

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Where can i watch free porno film on the internet Almost anywhere. There are thousands of sites.

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What is your favorite bad word? Clabber!

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Do you believe someone could actually DIE OF A BROKEN HEART? A "broken heart," if the grief is extreme, can cause withdrawal, depression, anomie, and a few other mental/emotional/spiritual consequences. Any one of these, or a combination, can certainly affect the appetite and the immune system, as well as teh function of many organs. So the answer is yes, but a qualified yes. On the other hand, if the experience is sudden and traumatic, it...

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In your area, which of these are "smoke free"? Your Home? Your Vehicle? Your Town? Your State? Holy smoke! . While the organ pealed potatoes, Lard was rendered by the choir; As the sexton rang the dishrag, Someone set the church on fire. . "HOLY SMOKE!" the preacher shouted. In the rush he lost his hair. Now his head resembles Heaven, For there is no parting there.

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My husband is hours late coming home from work, wont answer his phone. im trying not to think the worst, but with his history of cheating....any words get my mind off of the worst? I thought you had left him?

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Do you think we should be allowed to talk on a hand held cell phone when we are driving. They passed a law here so you can no longer talk, text or communicate on a hand held apparatus. Would it bother you? We have the same law here in Texas, recent and LONG overdue. The only thing about it that bothers me is that it represents one more step in government regulation of private behaviour. But it had to be done. Now, enforcing it is another matter. Gods save us, I see people all the time talking on cell phones while pumping gasoline (I mean petrol), with a huge warning sign on the pump...

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What one sentence can you say to a person, to up set them? How are your hemorrhoids?

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What are some slang words/terms for money in your native tongue? Dough Bread Cabbage Cash "the Readies" Green

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Would you rather have vegan water packed silken-style soft tofu quesadillas or a vegan italian pasta meal with textured soy protein balls? Good Heavens No.

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Why can t we all have our very own God? We can. Many people have. I have.

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In your area, which of these are "smoke free"? Your Home? Your Vehicle? Your Town? Your State? In my town, there are no restrictions on smoking, except in the churches and in the town's only grocery store.

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So which one of you did this? The other one of me did it; the one who is hiding in the cookie jar.

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Are most zombies flammable? Lol!=P I'd have said flatulent instead.

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Do those underwear hurt your ears? No, and they don't hurt my tongue either; but they're melting quite nicely.

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I'm starting our dinner for tonight. Would you like to join us? See link to know what we are frying. CAT TAMALES My grandpa was an unusual man. "Unusual" is such a usual sort of adjective that I suppose I ought to say something more about Grandpa by way of getting into my story. At five feet, four inches high, he was a giant of a man. That is, he loomed large, and not only in the eyes of my childhood. When I was fourteen, I was about his height. He was around...

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Do you think this is the real Tooth Fairy? See link. Yuck! No. Here's the real tooth fairy, retired since the children are all grown.

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Do you own a giraffe print pillow? No, but I have a three-foot-high stuffed giraffe. I don't exactly "own" him; he belongs to my daughter. He was given to her to keep the Monster-Under-The-Bed at bay. He's called George Giraffe, the Girl Watcher.

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Oh wow. A guy I dated many years ago and broke up with....we just met up last night. Now I like him, I didn't like him that much before. We had sex, did I screw it up? You probably did. Now he thinks you're an easy lay.

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U dont like me because im a Latina? If I knew you, I expect I would like you a lot. But not because you're Latina. What's that got to do with it anyway? And where is RGV?

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What is your 1st nieces foster cousin AS asked, the question doesn't make any sense. What is she? She's a person. But what does "1st niece" mean. Are you counting nieces, or asking about a relationship? And what does "foster cousin" mean?

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How i feel my girl is agree to sex So, what's your question?

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Help. My brothers fiancé asked me to be in their wedding. My brother asked my ex husband. We didn't know and both said yes. I am very uncomfortable just being around my ex. So is my husband. I don't know what to do. What is a good solution? Now, listen to Pappy. Unless you hate the fianceé, you owe it to her to make HER DAY pleasant and memorable. If time permits, take it up with your brother, but don't rock the bride's boat. Unless the ex is Best Man and you are Matron of Honour, you don't have to come near him. If time is short, or if brother refuses to bend, suck it up and do your duty. Then later, chew...

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How do I introduce my grandfather's brother to one of my friends? It's respectful and socially correct to present the younger person to the older, or a man to a woman, unless the man is much older. "Uncle Will, I'd like you to meet my friend Jack Piper. Jack, my great-uncle Will."

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Do you think families just are not as close as they used to be? It's manifest. They are not. The family is no longer the basic unit of our society. Various government agencies, including public schools, have usurped most of the functions of the parents. There is no "home" for a family to be centred in when the mother is more responsible to an outside employer than to the care and nurture of her children and her husband. And when the father...

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My partner wants a three someone i dont im totally againest it but he keeps tryna persuade me .advise plaese Dump him immediately. Don't walk away; run. Now. Shut off the computer, grab your purse, and go.

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My boyfriend and I had a sexual encounter with another couple and now I feel jealous and in secure because I am afraid he liked the sex with the other woman better, How do I get rid of my jealousy? You could just blow it off. But if you had sex with another guy, couples or not, you brought it on yourself. No sympathy from me.

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What is your 1st nieces foster cousin She's a bonobo.

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Do you personally have a family member that is an egomaniac? I have one who is an enigmatic. Does that count?

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Since pet ownership is a privilege and not a "right", why not legally require all pet owners to be bonded (or purchase insurance) in order to encourage them to take financial and moral responsibility for their pets? Who says it's not a right? Common Law is based upon the assumption that every citizen has a right to own animals.

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Why don't you stay? Why don't I stay? Because I'm going Down on the County Line; and I may just run through the cottonwood trees while I'm there. It's not goodbye, it's hello.

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Do you like Corned Beef? What's not to like? I prefer it with hashed potatoes rather than cabbage.

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Do you read whilst on the loo? I couldn't move my bowels without reading.

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Have you ever had a love affair that you just cannot forget (this does not mean cheating but it was so good even if you never married)? My first love was my first sexual encounter. Our love life was passionate, intense, and endlessly exciting. We went away together, planning to marry and settle in North Carolina, and rented a house there. But I had a summer job in Tennessee, so she stayed in “our” house in NC to wait for me. We wrote back and forth every day for a month. But her letters came more and more slowly,...

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Did your grandmother file charges against Santa when she got ran over by the reindeer? No way. She ran over HIM.

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How do I get over that my boyfriend notices attractive women, while I choose to personally keep my eyes for him only? I never notice other men, why isn't he the same? Would you want a man who did not or could not appreciate feminine beauty? I should think you would feel superior, and even flattered, that he looks at other women but prefers you. But if there is, as you said, "verbal abuse," then I think the issue here is something entirely different from his looking at women. I suspect there are several issues that need settling between you and him.

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GUYS: Have you ever dated/known a gal whose nickname was "CRICKET?" GALS: Ever have a female friend with that nickname? (I once dated a flight attendant with that nickname. She was "perky," 24/7 and lotsa fun to be around.) ["Cricket Blake" LINKED] No, but if you're after quirky given names, I once had a student named Yummy Ryan. And I knew an old man named Naked Allman.

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Do you like sweet cherry pie? Oh yes. Especially the kind of warm, sweet, juicy cherry pie that has fur on it.

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Can someone make themselves my "Friend" without me approving a request from them first? Some name showed up on my Friends list and I have no idea who they are and I never approved any requests lately. How could that happen? Unless it's a changed avatar or a changed name, it shouldn't be possible. Unless Willow's right. Meow.

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I'm looking for the full lyrics to the Irish drinking song that goes, "This old man, he played one; He played knick-knack with my gun." I've been told that it's pretty funny. Do you have a link for it? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Old_Man

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What chicken breeds have good temperament? I don't care about temperament. I want them to taste good.

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What brand of toothpaste do you use? Do you think it's the best? No paste: baking soda and salt.

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What do you want to sink your teeth into? a warm juicy fur pie.

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How do I get rid of a man that I use to date when I was in Jr. High (he was in high school) to leave me alone? I'm in my 20's now. I told him I've moved on and there's no chance but he rings my doorbell like every other day. He's annoying. Pepper spray or a starter's pistol. I don't mean show it, shoot it at him. Either should get his attention.

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What race do you see as most racist? Probably the Belmont Stakes. It's often the deciding leg of the Triple Crown, although the Kentucky Derby gets more publicity.

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How do I get rid of a man that I use to date when I was in Jr. High (he was in high school) to leave me alone? I'm in my 20's now. I told him I've moved on and there's no chance but he rings my doorbell like every other day. He's annoying. ====================EDITED======================== ==============DUPLICATE ANSWER====================

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What is wrong with selective breeding, eugenics, for the human race to create a better strain? One: it reduces the gene pool, which eventually yields genetic fade. Two: restricting the gene pool reinforces the bad traits and weaknesses as well as the strong and "good" ones, whatever "good" means. Charles II of Spain was the result of selective breeding. Here's one site: http://www.xs4all.nl/~monarchs/madmonarchs/carlos2/carlos2_bio.htm Three: It is a monstrous...

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Has your postman/postwoman ever had to ring twice? Well, there is a clerk (girl) at my local Post Office who keeps saying that she wants to come out and go skinny dipping in my private lake. But she's never done it, even when I promised to fix her breakfast after. I wonder if she's teasing me. :)

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How many bags of rubbish do you put out? Only the ones that are burning.

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How many stories to the building where you live? My home has more stories than I know. It was once owned by an indigent whose mum bought it for him, just to force him to move out of her house. He left it with great gaps chewed in the carpets, holes melted in the floors, acid burns in the bathroom sinks, and bloodstains in a broken toilet. It probably has more stories (as distinct from storeys) than I could make up.

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I was sitting at lunch today, and a friend pulled out a boiled egg that he got with his lunch? and started eating it. do you eat boiled eggs? Oh, hell yes. Hard boiled or soft boiled. Doesn't everybody?

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Do they have deviled eggs in heaven? If not, it would be a hell of a heaven. Maybe they're called "angelled" eggs?

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Do you know how to say hello in another language?? Say it in your answere ok. Marhaba Aloha Buon Giorno Buenos Dias Bonjour Hal e shoma chetour e Kaly mera Guten Tag Gruss Gott Ohio gozaimas Slamaat Pagi Salaam Shalom Salvete Ni Hau a . That's all the languages I speak. Actually I don't speak Indonesian, Japanese, Mandarin, or Arabic.

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Who thinks Zach Braff should have his own listing under "Celebrities Q-Z" on AB? (I think he's hysterical) Braff? J.D.? Ehhh. Now, Sarah Chalke, she's hot.

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'Floats your boat', 'Flics your bic', What similar expressions have you heard or come up with? ...blows your skirt up.

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If you died today and God said why should I let you into heaven, what would you say? I wasn't asked nor given a chance to respond; She simply held up Her hand and told me to go back, and Hey Presto! I was back.

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What is your favorite drink in the evening? Single Malt

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Ladies,... Do you like to hear compliments and recieve gifts from men when you first start dating? What compliments or gifts are Acceptable? If none please explain. In general, they embarrass me. But I'm no lady.

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People say nothing is impossible but it is impossible to jump off a very high building and end up without a scratch. I read of a parachutist whose chute failed. He fell 2,600 feet and lived.

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We have had AAA for two years. used it twice on flat tires. no problem, good service. had to wait a long time for service truck. is this normal? Yes. I usually have to wait at least an hour for a truck to come from six miles away. AND don't overuse AAA. They told me that they would send help no more than four times in a calendar year.

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Why is it that when we can sleep in, something always wakes us up but when we must be up early, we sleep right up till the alarm goes off? Finagle's Theorem: The universe ends toward the perverse. It's a sub-corollary of Murphy's Law.

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Have you worked for the Dead Letter Office in the Post Office and what were some of the strange letters/packages you have seen? An undeliverable package that had a broken Bourbon bottle inside. A tear-stained card that said, "I sent you those pennies, what else can I do?"

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Has your postman/postwoman ever had to ring twice? Now, Jen, you know "The Postman Always Rings Twice." lol Seriously, though, my postwoman drives up to my front deck and honks.

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I know cats bring dead mice to their owners as gifts, but my cat brings them still alive. How can I stop his without rejecting his gift? He loves you. You don't want to reject his gift. You might want to check out this site; it's a cat lovers' group. They have all sorts of good advice, web sites, and really cool stuff to share. http://pets.groups.yahoo.com/group/LitterandLore

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Do you think that persons who have already committed child abandonment should have to wear a temporary chastity device until the have fulfilled their bare minimum obligations to the child they have abandoned? Why temporary? Why not spay or neuter them?

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? The last I knew, "cracker" meant a white person from Georgia or northern Florida, but it was no more a racist term than "peckerwood," "Buckeye," or "redneck."

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What is your favorite poem? Only one of my favourites: WANDERER I am a man who seeks a dream. I, myself, am a dream. In every secret place have I sought for myself. I have sought in the midst of crowds And in the forests and the fastness of the mountains, But I was not there. Once I saw myself, a passenger in a passing coach, And I asked the agent...

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? When did "cracker" become a racist term? Never heard of that.

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Would you be friends with someone who has HIV? If he were my friend before, I wouldn't shun him for having a disease, not even HIV or leprosy. If he was not my friend before he contracted HIV, I wouldn't make him my friend simply because he had become infected.

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? No. Should I?

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I am a theist. What do you have to say to me? OK, you're a theist. How does theism differ from Deism? Or does that mean you're a worshipper of the Goddess Thea?

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The link below this question shows a public toilet that's in Switzerland & is also now in Houston TX USA. No one can see you while you're using it, but would YOU use it? (I would feel weird using it, even with "one-way" glass.) So what's next? Mirrors inside on all 6 sides (including ceiling and floor)? And while we are on that bent, how about this bathroom floor? It's a real one, in someone's home; a high-rise apartment, I think. You'll have to double click or "open" the picture to get the effect.

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What is your favorite poem? I cannot possibly say that I have a "favourite" poem. Or poet. My mood, the affairs of the hour, nuances of light and shade, recent interactions with humans, beasts, or the world, all colour my preferences at any given moment. But Keats, Houseman, and Blake are high in my list.

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What is your favorite poem? ...a world in a grain of sand, ....... Eternity in an hour

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Have you heard about "TY?" He's only 2, and he's gonna be murdered, unless someone helps him. Do you know of anyone who can? [Please click the link, for details about him.] Yea!!!! I was "fixing to" send the article to about 80 people, with links to many others, and with my personal appeal appended. Glad I saw your announcement/comment first. I have adopted over a dozen dogs and Goddess knows how many cats over the past 7&1/2 decades.

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Husband trys to make subliminal tapes so i will be a swinger? Is this a question? If so, ask it as a question. What is it that you want advice on?

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If you had sex with multiple 10+ people should you tell your partner If you've had sex with more than ten men, you don't have a partner; you just have a shack-up, a more-than-one-night stand. . If you do tell him, you take a heavy chance of hurting him, and losing him. But if you mean to stay with him for more than a week or so, and you don't tell him, there's a really good chance he's going to find out anyway. Then he will feel, quite...

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Is monogamy essential for a loving relationship? When you introduced monogamy into the question, you limited the parameters to marital or quasi-marital unions. Thus it becomes a matter of commitment, of devotion, of sharing all aspects of life together. Any extramarital sexuality, whether it goes as far as adulterous copulation or not, weakens the fabric of the bond, and much more often than not leads to divorce. It's also a good...

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What kind of nut is this? (the outside skin is thin like a banana, dries brown and falls off ) It's a subspecies of pecan, but I don't know which one. You may want to Google "pecan species."

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How many different types of nuts can you name? I can name four: Executive Legislative Judicial Community Organizer

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The planet Mars has two tiny moons, "Phobos" and "Deimos." The Earth has only one moon, but our moon has NO NAME. Why not? If you could name our Moon, what name would you assign to it? And why would you choose the name that you gave to it? The nox was lit by lux of Luna And 'twas a nox most opporuna To catch a possum or a coona.

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Do you like Morning Glories? Morning Glory is a contender for my favourite flower. I can't think of morning glories without remembering Dinah Shore, the Songbird of the South.

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What attracts you to visit Scotland? I am far cross the sea But my heart will alwa' be At hame in dear auld Scotland wi' my ain folk.

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Is monogamy essential for a loving relationship? Yes it is. Absolutely essential.

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What attracts you to visit Scotland? The Scots women.

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How can i rich "Rich" is not a verb, so you can't.

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I am truly thinking of saying goodbye to this world. What stopped you? I've never been so low that I seriously thought of ending it. But the thought of what it would do to my children would certainly stop me. Phone me day or night, 24/7, if you need to talk. An email (address on my profile page) will get you my phone number. And anyway, I think we may be neighbours.

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Anyone checked out the ships, both running ant the boneyard near Beaumont's waterfront? It's been a while since I was on Beaumont's waterfront. Years ago, I used to take my daughter there just to watch the ships coming and going. Your question makes me want to go down there again. Are you a Beaumonter? I'm in Hardin County.

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My 2002 Kia Rio is running hot. I've checked the water level and it's fine. It cools off when I'm on the freeway, but in town the tempeture rises quickly. Could this be a problem with the fan sensor? It could be simply a loose belt. I would also check the thermostat, and replace or remove it. But that will mean less heat in the winter. It's really a problem for your mechanic, not for us.

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Where is a good place to go and see the fireworks in houston? First Colony Mall, Sugar Land. Hwy 59@SH 6.

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Anyone checked out the ships, both running ant the boneyard near Beaumont's waterfront? Barbiedoll, a couple of your friends have reported that you're off the computer, and that you're recovering. Blessings on you, and I wait eagerly for your return. All the best wishes for your recovery and return. And sweet dreams from The Sandman himself.

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The planet Mars has two tiny moons, "Phobos" and "Deimos." The Earth has only one moon, but our moon has NO NAME. Why not? If you could name our Moon, what name would you assign to it? And why would you choose the name that you gave to it? OK, here's a TFT for you: Don't you find it odd that the planet with its Roman name has two satellites with Greek names?

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Have you seen the story about the golf course vandalism? [See the link for the story.] Do YOU see a "Swastika" in the story? I don't. I see a Hindu Religious Symbol, which is the MIRROR IMAGE of a Swastika. The vandals "screwed up" and did it WRONG! Yes. It IS a swastika. Actually, the SVASTIKA is the Hindu symbol; its name in Hindi means "essence of good." The Nazi symbol is reversed and tilted 45 degrees. We in the English speaking world call it a swastika, but it isn't. The Germans, now and during the Nazi regime, called it Hakenkreuz, or hooked cross. . I'm sure that the golf course vandals meant to do a Nazi...

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The planet Mars has two tiny moons, "Phobos" and "Deimos." The Earth has only one moon, but our moon has NO NAME. Why not? If you could name our Moon, what name would you assign to it? And why would you choose the name that you gave to it? She has two perfectly good names; Selene and Luna. She's called "the" moon because she's the only one that WE have. Anyway, "moon" originally meant month, when our calendars were moon-based and there were 13 months in a year. (28x13=364) is the reason that all the old time contracts were shown as "a year and a day." It brought the lunar and solar years...

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Wouldn't it accomplish the same thing, if automakers made elec/biofuel cars, instead of forcing cap and trade on corporations that will cost all households an extra $1,700 per year from now on? What's wrong with this idea? By far the best solution would be to make cars that burn hydrogen. It's cheap, easy to make, more efficient than gasoline, and produces NO emissions at all. The only emission is water. Contemporary cars could easily be converted to burn hydrogen by merely changing the orifices in the fuel injectors. The only difficulty is rigging a compartment to carry a hydrogen tank safely.

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IF the linked question had NOT be UNFAIRLY & improperly "rejected," how would you have answered it? Would you please use the FEEDBACK option at the bottom of that question, to protest its removal & request reinstatement? (It WAS in the "Adult" section) It's been restored

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Why isn't "Awful Oral Sex" listed as a definition for "Tongue Depressor?" (I know that *my* tongue would be VERY depressed, if it experienced truly bad oral sex, with a woman.) Mate, when it comes to cunnilingus, there is no such thing as "bad," let alone awful. There's only good, better, and best.

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Where can I find the percent of people in the USA with HIV/AIDS by fine grained age? The CDC doesn't appear to publish it (at least not directly or I missed it). I am not interested in number of new or cumulative infections. I don't know what you mean by "fine grained age," but the World Almanac has the information, not only for America but for the world. It's tricky to find, but it's there. It's broken down into age groups, such as 12-24, 25-40, and such. Also subdivided by gender, marital status, and a few other variables, probably including race as a category.

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What do Britain and the USA have in common, besides the obvious? Well, what do you consider "obvious"?

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Asking for my 13 yr old son: is there any historical reason why kids call their parents "mom and dad" rather than by their names? Children have a hard-wired psychological need to look up to their parents for love, nurturing, nourishment (not only of the body but the soul and the "self"), protection, guidance, leadership, and a few other things. Calling the parents by their names puts them on the same level as the child, and Poof! all the nurturing, protection, and guidance is in the toilet. Remember Dr....

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A GF of mine has offered to fix me some eggs, any way I like them. Why do Southerners think that eggs need to be "fixed?" Why can't they be "poached," "srambled," "hard-boiled" or "fried?" Do Southern cooks think eggs REALLY need to be "repaired?" Eggs can be "fixed" or "made" in any of those ways. I'm not sure it's a Southernism. I "make" breakfast as often as I "fix" it, and I do both much more often than I "cook" breakfast. But I "make" an omelet, never "fix" one, and never "cook" one. I "cook" bacon, never "fix" or...

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What color is your vehicle's interior? Charcoal grey and black

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True or False, your vehicle's interior is leather? False, heavy canvas

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Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg? Where do you get this "desecrate" nonsense? The human dental/alimentary system is designed to consume and metabolise an omnivorous diet. Besides that, God himself eats burnt meat. Moses said so. And He doesn't like vegetables. He ignored Cain's offering and took Abel's meat offering instead.

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Do you think that the new government of the USA will try and do away with the state system with governors and go to regions with czars in control? If President Messiah thought he could get away with it, I am confident that he would do so. The Czar system has already relieved the entire cabinet of any authority they once had.

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A small town in Poland called Oswiecim became infamous during WWII.What is it better known as? Auschwitz

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Why does Mexican food give us so much gas? Beans and fat

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Celsius is to Kelvin as Fahrenheit is to what? Matilda

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Why are hill stations cooler? Because they are at higher altitudes. You don't know about the snow line/tree line?

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I am a theist. What do you have to say to me? Goddess bless you.

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Hey guys, is it cold enough to need a jacket in your home town yet? Depends on your temperature tolerance. This morning here in Honey Island, Texas, it was 47 degrees. I almost had to put on a shirt. My mother would have called it "sweater weather."

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The link below this question shows a public toilet that's in Switzerland & is also now in Houston TX USA. No one can see you while you're using it, but would YOU use it? (I would feel weird using it, even with "one-way" glass.) Mensan, are you sure about Houston? I'd feel weird but I suppose I could use it if I had to go. Where in Houston?

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The sweet and lovely Babycakes is now a Swami! Who wants to congratulate her? HURRAH! YEA! PRAISE HER TO THE SKY! Try to remember us little folk in your hall of fame.

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Come one, come all, who walk or crawl! Who wishes to congratulate Arisztid, a man I admire greatly for his strong convictions and courage, for becoming our latest Swami? HUZZA! Congratulations, compadre.

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Why do those not from the south always think Southerners sound like Scarlet O'Hara or Paula Deen? The lousiest fake accent I've ever heard was Jackie Gleason's "Texas" accent in "Smokey and the Bandit." It was even worse than Ensign Chekhov's rotten Russian in "Star Trek," and it was not remotely like anything ever heard in Texas. My great-aunt Palmyra (Georgia born) sounded almost exactly like Olivia DeHavilland's Melanie Wilkes.

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Men..Will you make love to a woman who is on her period? Oh, yes. It's a big turn-on for me. Messy, OK, I'll give you that; but oh, so pleasurable. I earned my red wings decades ago, genital and oral.

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Would you agree that no son is as good as his father in his sister's eyes and no father is as good as his son in his mother's eyes? You've hit the proverbial nail squarely on the brazen head.

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If you had to give up either air conditioner in summer or heat in the winter, which would you give up? I've already said I'll take the cold. I've had two heat strokes; I don't want another. Maybe it's mere superstition, but I've heard that it's the third one that kills you.

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Why do people refuse to try a bidet,We all use toilet paper and we know T.P does not have any cleaning properties.We use water to clean everything else, But most people don't like the Idea of water washing our rearends(Why)? In lands where bidets are used, the women have significantly lower rates of vaginal and anal infection, including cancer. Isn't the bidet purely a female thing? I've never heard of men using one.

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What are some of the most beautiful songs that you have ever heard? America The Beautiful Santa Lucia God Bless America Miss Liberty Turn To Me

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What does the bible say about masterbation? Is it the same kind of sin as fornication ...worse..better? are their any verses talking about it? It really isn't mentioned as such in any canonical version of the Bible. The nearest is Leviticus 15:17-18, which mentions the discharge of semen. But those verses could refer to wet dreams, coitus interruptus, or any method of discharge. I think the message of Leviticus is that pleasure of any sort, especially sexual pleasure, is a sin.

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Why did it take TWO Atomic Bombs to "convince" the Japanese to surrender to the Allied Forces during World War II? (One would think that ONE would have been sufficient, considering how much damage was done to Hiroshima & the number of lives lost.) It was what some of you have said; but also, and perhaps more telling, it was a signal to the Soviet Union that America had the weapons and was not afraid to use them. It was convenient that we had a wartime enemy upon whom to demonstrate. Bikini drove the message home.

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Some people say they can only give unconditional love to there children and family, what do you think? I can give my family only unconditional love, no other sort. I can and do, however, give unconditional love to several others.

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True or False, you have been inside a wal-mart, k-mart, or target in the past 7 days? False.

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What animal are you most likely to find foraging in your garbage? Raccoons. . But I also get the occasional possum, boar, or coyote. I've caught a glimpse of a Texas lion (cougar); but he never comes close to the house, so he doesn't count.

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How well does the water stream in a bidet work compared to toilet paper? The Moselms think we Westerners are filthy because we use toilet paper. Westerners think the Moslems are filthy because they don't; they use the left hand with cold water.

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How well does the water stream in a bidet work compared to toilet paper? Here's a Chinese toilet. It's the same as the Persian version, except that it has no water hose on the wall. Apparently the Chinese use paper. http://imagine-crazy.blogspot.com/2008/10/chinese-toilet-and-persian-toilet.html This shot is too small to show the foot treads at the sides, but the web site shows them well. Also, there is no gooseneck in the drain. It's a straight...

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Are there any words in the English language that are spelled without using a vowel? No.

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I have never visited a foreign country where the word "OKAY" was NOT understood by the locals. Are there any other English-language words you can think of, that appear to be understood in every nation on Earth? Dollar. Bugs Bunny. Movie. Texas. I've visited only 39 countries; I can't speak for the rest of the world.

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How do i be presidant of united staets of amereca? As I said long ago, it's a hoax. The Beak is pulling our leg.

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What does the bible say about masterbation? Is it the same kind of sin as fornication ...worse..better? are their any verses talking about it? Korey, you are one gorgeous lady. That's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.

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My daughters' school is encouraging us to have them vaccinated against papillomavirus, to protect them from cervical cancer. Has anyone else here had their daughters vaccinated, and how safe is it? Do you recommend it? My girls are only 6 and 7. There is serious doubt about the vaccine's safety. The governor of Texas tried to require it in public schools, but a huge backlash made him back off and "recommend" it instead. http://www.informationisbeautiful.net/2009/how-safe-is-the-hpv-vaccine/ http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/578110

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A gal I know bought the linked item [below this question] from a GF of hers & complains that it isn't helping her to get a man with whom she can have lotsa sex. The device, she claims, is called a "STUD FINDER." Why won't it help her find a guy to love? This has got to be a blonde joke.

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I am trying a new soy scented wax melt by swan creek candle company and it is choking me up (trouble breathing), has anyone else had this problem ? (this scent smells so good.) Contrary to popular legend, soy is NOT good for your health. It's dangerous: Search terms: soy danger CAUTION: some of these links are outdated. http://www.fmmacri.com/soy1.html http://archives.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/diet.fitness/06/23/soy.danger.wmd/index.html http://www.thyroid-info.com/articles/soydangers.htm http://www.soytoy.com/soydanger.html = THIS IS AN EXCELLENT SOURCE ...

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Why do people refuse to try a bidet,We all use toilet paper and we know T.P does not have any cleaning properties.We use water to clean everything else, But most people don't like the Idea of water washing our rearends(Why)? I use Kleenex dipped in warm water. Actually Puffs are better; stronger and more absorbent.

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How well does the water stream in a bidet work compared to toilet paper? I always thought the bidet was meant to be a follow-up after toilet paper, not a substitute. If the stream is strong and the water very warm, it should work better than dry paper. But cold water is just not going to get you clean. In Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Dubai -- and I suppose in all Moslem countries, they have a porcelain lined hole in the floor, with foot treads for you to squat....

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How do I remove a toilet? A ten-pound sledge hammer should do the trick quite nicely.

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True or False, the last time you burped, it felt good? Yep. But the time before felt like acid reflux.

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Does anyone else think that the Bible is a bit mean on Eve, because it seems to blame her for all the crappiness women get. That's a bit unfair, isn't it? Michelangelo must have had some idea of Lilith in mind, to have painted the snake with a human female torso

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Is it okay for a Christian to eat shrimp, lobsters, crabs or oysters if Deuteronomy 14 says they're unclean? However you slice it, you've got a problem with contradictory scriptures. From Deuteronomy to Acts, either a. God changed his mind more than once, or b. He was deceiving Peter, or c. it was a different god speaking. Or Peter was high on something and hunger made him see what he wanted in his "vision."

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A Community College Professor was fired for refusing to teach "Creationism" in his western civ class. Specifically he was fired after he told his students that the biblical story of Adam and Eve should not be literally interpreted. Your thoughts? Dammit, the Genesis story CANNOT be literally interpreted; it contains a walking, talking snake and a "tree" called "the tree of the knowledge of good and evil." IT'S ALL POETICALLY METAPHORIC. No one here actually heard his lecture. He may be a total fanatic nutcase, and his lecture may have been an hour of wild rant, for all we know. But neither of these...

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What would Christians do if an we discovered aliens that were more advanced than us and they didn't believe in God or heaven? Oh, come on. WE are the aliens, descended from marooned extra-galactic astronauts thousand and thousands of earth-years ago. That's why there is no "missing link" in the fossil record. Homo Sapiens appears suddenly, with no precursor, fully differentiated from and vastly superior to Homo Neanderthalensis. BTW, I'm not entirely convinced that Neanderthal IS extinct. My...

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What would Christians do if an we discovered aliens that were more advanced than us and they didn't believe in God or heaven? Here's a counter-proposition: what would you do when you discovered that the aliens ARE gods?

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Soda consumers: which is your soda of choice, and how much do u consume on a daily basis? Club soda, preferably Canada Dry, about 60 ounces per week.

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When a bar waitress or a Hooters Girl addreeses me as "sweety" or "honey" does that mean she's attracted to me? All you people are cynical. Depending on locale, it could be simply a regional quirk. In Texas and the Deep South, people routinely use "minor endearments" to the opposite sex all the time, and it doesn't mean a thing.

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Should I change my name on here from Mountain Momma to something else? No no no. I like you just as you are. "Take me home"

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What over the counter medication would you be devastated if it was took off the market? Aspirin. I use it regularly. It helps prevent high blood pressure, plaque, and heart disease.

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If a celebrity has ever been in one of your dreams, who was the last celebrity you had? Mine was Nick Jonas. I once dreamt that I was kissing and cuddling with Bebe Neuwirth (actually her character of Lilith Crane, from the Cheers series). But just as we were shedding our clothes for lovemaking, I woke up. She's the only celebrity I've ever dreamt about.

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I need to get electric heaters in my home. The electrician who looked at the job said I could use either 120 or 240. I am assuming that is the wattage. The 120 heaters are less expensive but is that a better choice? What is the difference between the 2? 120 is more or less a light-duty voltage. 240 is used to drive washers, driers, and heavy shop equipment. If you will use the heaters extensively, the 240 is probably better. You know, I suppose, that Canada and America are the only places that use 120? All the rest of the world uses 220-240 for everything. Ask Icy if she got her chair fixed.

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If you are lonely or upset do you get satisfaction or help from online strangers such as those we meet on AB? Do they help? I seldom if ever feel lonely or upset. But I do get friendship, warmth, and satisfaction from many friends I've met on AB. . "I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers" - - - Blanche DuBois.

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Is it all in your head? Right now, this evening, I'm not sure there is anything in my head. Still luv ya, Sooz. Slainte

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Does anyone on ab owe you an apology, a thank you , or is all clear in your ab bag? I don't keep score. A few folk have attacked me, probably for speaking too bluntly, or for disagreeing with them. Two of those later signed me on as a friend.

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Where is and what happened to "Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN"? I am really sad she has not been around and a little concerned. Does anyone have contact with her through email and if so could you tell me how she is? Apparently she got so irritated about being slandered that she quit AB. She's been gone since 2 August. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7274054

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I just discovered an incredible white French wine named "Fat Bastard". I kid you not. That is the name. I tried it out of curiosity and it is one of the best wines I have ever had and now my favorite. Which wine do you like? I've had Fat Bastard a few times and liked it a lot. One was a Merlot, another a Shiraz. Wikipedia says it's "a British expression describing a particularly rich and full wine." If memory serves, my Fat Bastards were Australian imports, and the label said it was an Aussie expression for anything particularly tasty or satisfying. I'm not much of a wine drinker, and ny...

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When was the last time a complete stranger did something nice for you? Today a total stranger paid for a locksmith when I locked my keys in the car. He left before I could even get his name. I am in shock! Has something like this ever happened to you? Out here in Hardin County, Texas, it happens all the time. My daughter got her F-350 stuck in a muddy ditch. A man in a bigger truck (bigger than an F-350!) stopped, laid out a chain, and winched us out of the mud. He not only wouldn't take a dime, he gave us each a beer from his ice chest and drank with us. Another time, I blew a tire on a deserted highway at about 10:30 pm. As I was...

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I know this linked photo is fake, of course, but what I am wondering is, do you think the day will come when someone will create an umbrella that does NOT invert in high winds? NOTHING is more embarrassing, than when THAT happens! Could she be Mary Poppins's daughter? Embarrassing? How about if the rear seam of your trousers splits open, and you're not wearing underwear? Or you stand up to give a lecture and your fly is unzipped?

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What's the difference between a chimpanzee and a bonobo? Bonobos tend to darker skin tones (more melanin) and engage in coitus much more frequently.

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What does the name "Orangutan" mean? AKA "Wild Man of the Woods," which was a familiar figure, almost amounting to an archetype, in old and Mediaeval European lore and literature.

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Does anyone have, or ever had, a "Bush Baby" as a pet? I think they are the most adorable little critters. And they are primates. Are they legal and available pets in the U.S.? National Geographic and Science page photos remind me of Sugar Gliders, which are totally adorable. But they pee on everything, and are ultra-high maintenance pets.

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Does anyone have, or ever had, a "Bush Baby" as a pet? I think they are the most adorable little critters. And they are primates. Are they legal and available pets in the U.S.? ???? I thought the Bush babies were twin girls.

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What was the last news you got that made you feel as if a 1000 ton weight has been lifted off your shoulders ? (i don't have cancer,is mine, wheeeeeeee !!!! ) I'm so happy for you, Jen. I was really worried.

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My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning? It's amazing what some folk will ingest in the name of nutrition ["nutrition" is an ablative form of Nutria, I think]. I've encountered a strange culture in my travels, of which most members practise a daily ritual involving the eating of a sacred meal at specified times. The meal consists of several parts: 1. the mangled embryos of unborn birds, of a certain ritual...

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My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning? A whole lot of Brits, especially the Scots, have kippered herring for breakfast (i.e., smoked fish).

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Which characteristic of a man or woman is the first tactical symbol? I don't know what the question means. Care to rephrase?

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Is there any physical activity that you prefer to sex? Certainly not. How could there be?

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Once you get to heaven, do you stay in heaven? No, you wait there until your next set of future parents make a body for you to inhabit for your next life.

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My wife just came back from oversea after one month having a course. I was surprise when she told me she want to have anal sex with me for the first time, and when we did she somehow moaned another man's name...Is there any possible reason? The first reason that springs to mind is that she had a lover overseas, and that she had him take her anally so that she could deceive herself that she hadn't REALLY become an adulteress. I'd have to presume that you have been cuckolded.

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How many days are in the summer? Depends on whether you go by the calendar (91 days) or the thermometer, and where you are. In Alaska, for example, summer is about 45 days. In Florida, it's 280.

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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less? Hot, dry, and long.

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What is the largest penis you have ever seen in person? 10&7/8 inches long, 8&1/3 inches circumference. Mine. My girlfriend measured it with her sewing tape. My roommate made a plaster cast of it. That was 57 years ago; it's shrunk to about 8&1/4 inches now.

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Right after my husband and I have sex and he cum’s inside of me, is it normal for his cum to drip out of my vagina right away after sex? And do you think that had something to do with me not being able to get pregnant? It might be a factor. Gravity works on semen as well as everything else. Let him stay inside you for as long as you're both comfortable with it. Then stay on your back, turn around and prop your feet and legs up on the headboard or the wall for about ten more minutes.

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My husband (hetero) likes me to take him anally. is this normal? In a word, no. It's abnormal. But if you're OK with it, then it's between you and him; so whatever turns both of you on is OK.

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On average, how much foreplay does it take to get you in the mood? I usually begin by breathing lightly on the back of her neck, or licking the back of her knee. It takes me half an hour just to work my way to breathing on her pussy, after I've licked and kissed 120 different places on her body, and before I begin to kiss her labia. By that stage, she has usually had an orgasm or three already.

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I feel disgusting after having anal sex (for the first time) with my husband. It was a good experience, we both wanted to try it for a while. After I felt trashy, I told him I never want to do it again. Why do I feel this way? You feel that way because you know it's abnormal. "Trashy" is a slippery word to define, but if it makes you feel trashy and it disgusts you, then it is trashy and disgusting. It might not be that to some other folks, but they are not you. If both of you enjoyed it, it wouldn't matter whether it's trashy or not; but since you don't, then he's the one with...

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Have you ever heard of eating possum or raccoon? (In the historical novel "Andersonville", a backwoods Southerner brings a dead possum as a wedding gift.) Possum is greasy and grainy, and not very tasty. Squirrel is delicious; rabbit is pretty good too. That's bunny rabbit, not jackrabbit (which isn't rabbit at all but hare). Never had raccoon.

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Have you ever eaten frog legs? Frog legs have a mildly pleasant taste, a bit like pullet. They're overrated. Snails are delicious dipped in butter sauce.

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What % of an ethnic group does a person have to be to be considered part of that ethnic group? My mother's is half Pacific Islander so that would make me only a 1/4. Would I be able to check the Pacific Is section in a form or select White non-hispanic? Well, our current president is 12.5% (1/8) black, 37.5% (3/8) Arab, and 50% white. He calls himself "a black man," although I'm sure he does that for political effect. When I was a kid, we would have called him an octoroon (1/8 Negro). But really it depends on who is doing the "considering" more than on anything else. . But to answer your question, yes, you could...

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WELL....I AM A WHITE FEMALE, MY PARENTS DID A FINE JOB RAISING ME....THE TAUGHT ME TO RESPECT ALL RACES....SHE NOW BELIEVES I AM RACIST AGAINST MY OWN KIND BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER DATED A WHITE GUY...WATTA THINK? Maybe your mother is right. Are you? Or maybe your mother is the least bit racist herself, and has successfully sublimated that aspect of her persona.

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If you were a lipstick/lipgloss salesperson what one sentence could you say that would make me want to buy your product? "He'll like the way you taste. I guarantee it."

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My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning? My grandpa's breakfast was always 2 cups of coffee and 2 cigarettes (he rolled his own).

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Was the last liquid you swallowed hot, room temperature, or icy cold? Beer. Quite cool but not really cold.

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Does the mr. sandman every question you about your dreams? Of course. I question everything, including my own dreams. BTW, someone else sent me this same clip, The Chordettes, earlier today.

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Guys, google has a bar code up now when i search, this kind of bothers me, have you noticed? Here you go, Jen: . If you’ve “Googled” something today, you may have noticed that the Google logo for the day is none other than a barcode. While Google typically changes its logo for certain holidays, what is the significance of the barcode today? Today, October 7, 2009, is the 57th anniversary of the first patent of the barcode, so Google changed their logo to commemorate...

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Have you ever subtracted nine months from your birthdate to find out when you were conceived? For example, I was born on Oct.1, Exactly 9 mos. after New Years Eve. No; I add three months. I'm lousy at subtraction. And obviously it isn't always precisely 280 days. Some are born earlier than the "due" date, some later.

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How do you define a person's "character"? By his actions, not only under pressure, but also in mild, unguarded moments. And I have to include, by the way he behaves under the influence of alcohol. Or she.

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How do i remove oil I poured into my dishwasher? Use white vinegar in place of detergent for an empty run; then an empty run without the vinegar.

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I want an open marriage, my husband doesnt. He cheats quite often, but doesnt want to tend to my sexual needs. Any suggestions? You don't want an open marriage. An "open" marriage isn't a marriage; it's just two people shacking up together. What you want is the freedom to sleep around but to have someone to come home to. You say, "Im nOT a cheater, so" . Yes you are, but you don't have the honesty or the fortitude to call it that. He doesn't want an open marriage. He...

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Have you ever eaten "Rocky Mountain Oysters"? If so, please share your thoughts and opinions. An American touring Mexico stopped at a local restaurant in Monterey following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. . He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" . The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste!...

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Why is WELSH RAREBIT frequently & erroneously referred to as WELSH "RABBIT," when no recipe I have ever seen, calls for Rabbit to be used as one of the ingredients? http://lunch-recipes.suite101.com/article.cfm/welsh_rabbit_recipe Chambers' Twentieth Century Dictionary asserts that it’s only wiseacres who refer to it as Rarebit. The same dictionary goes on to define a wiseacre as “one who unduly assumes an air of superior wisdom: a simpleton quite unconscious of being such.” . To be honest, I had always thought that anyone who...

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Among the legends about eating WELSH RAREBIT are that anyone who dines on it will have nightmares. Do you know of anyone "who has, and has?" Does it really cause one to experience troubling & disturbing dreams? If so, why? I've never had any adverse reaction to eating Welsh rabbit, no matter what the time of day. I'll admit, though, that I almost never eat and go straight to bed. Drink and hit the kip, yes, but not eat.

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What happens when an Officer accidently shoots and kills a civilian while trying to stop an armed person in the commission of a felony? The civilian dies. Civilians are expendable.

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Can you be pulled over (primary offense) in Florida for window tint being illegal? I was under the impression, wrong perhaps, that window tint was a secondary offense. Thank you! I don't know Florida law, but I've never heard that window tinting was an offense on any level.

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I have been living with a man for 9 years, never legally married. However, I have been told we are married through living together for the 9 years. Is this true or false information? We live in Florida. Florida law say you are not his wife. You're living with a man who keeps you as a private whore.

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America the best democracy lobbyists could buy, true or false? You bet your sweet asteroid it's true.

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True of False have you ever took dance lessons? Oh yes. Folk dancing, ballet, and exhibition dancing, but not ballroom. . As an actor, I had to be able to dance.

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What have you seen lately that was "out of the ordinary"? My daughter's Tennessee Walking Horse walked up the steps onto my back stoop to ask for carrots. The stoop is too small, so he was stretched out with his rear hooves on the ground and his front ones on the landing.

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I want more sex than my boyfriend does, and we fight about it. Now he feels inadequate and I feel undesired. Is there any way to work this out? Just move in with me.

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How long does it take an average person to strip a cow? About 87 seconds to remove both her brassiere and her panties.

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How did football surpass baseball as being the number one sport? It's because football has action, excitement, and interest, whereas baseball is slow, dull, and boring.

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My boyfriend always turns me down in the bedroom. I've only get sex when he is in the mood, and only every once in awhile. We used to have sex all the time. Does this mean he is cheating? Never mind him; move in with me. You'll get all the sex you can handle.

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Is popcorn good for you? Yes. Very good for your health, full of fiber and easily digestible protein. No fat unless you use butter. Source: Cynthia Kereluk, health and fitness expert.

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Do you live in a town so small that some utilities still must be paid by check or cash because they are not set up for electronic payments ? (i do.) Honey Island, Texas (pop 314), too small to have a Post Office. I have to write a cheque for the water bill to the water company in a town 17 miles away. The electricity is paid electronically; they supply power to 7 counties.

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My friend overdosed on heroin over the weekend. He lived, and I picked him up from the hospital. He moved back to his home state, but I'm scared for his life. What can I do? If you are committed to him as a life companion, you could sit by the bed and hold his hand; then see to it that he never got a single gram of the stuff again. But that's easier said than done. But if he's "moved back to his home State," there's not much you can do.

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ABer MAJOR TOM has made "PROFESSOR" level, after being an AB member for 30 days. Who will join with me in congratulating him on this accomplishment in so short a time, and wishing him well? Let's hear it for him, friends! HUZZA! Way to go, Major.

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I just realized that I've never in my life seen (nor heard of) a FEMALE BRONC BUSTER. For that matter, NO FEMALE RODEO CONTESTANTS, ever. Is Rodeo a "male only" event? Females are only allowed to be "groupies?" (Provide proof, if you refute me.) Back in the 1940s I saw a bull rider thrown and stomped to death. First time I'd ever seen anyone die. That may be a good reason why women don't ride bulls. The bull's name was Hitler (the war had ended just a few months before). He brought both front hooves down on the rider's chest. Lots of blood gushed out, and he was dead before they carried him off. But they...

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If you had to give up either air conditioner in summer or heat in the winter, which would you give up? I'd give up heat in winter. I can provide my own heat if I have a willing partner.

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(Creationism question) What is "Speciel Creation"? It means that God created Speciel, who did not have a mate because he had no ribs. Thus Speciel was not the father of a species, and no record of him exists, save the one fossil skeleton, which has yet to be discovered. Speciel never learnt to write, so there is no Book of Speciel. He is revered by the Specielitarian Church.

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I came home to find a single white rose at my doorstep, with no note. The guy I want it to be from has denied sending it, and there is no other man. If he did send it, why would he deny it? I'll go with 12atring. Enjoy the gallant romantic gesture, and the mystery that goes with it.

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I want to be a cuckolded husband. I want my wife to take it from three dozen men, and then return home to my bed unshowered is this normal? The question is: Is it normal? The answer is: No. It's not normal. What consenting adults do between or amongst themselves is their own affair. But to enjoy having one's wife, who should be the love of one's life, engage in sex with other men is NOT NORMAL.

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If Jesus Christ is Michael the Archangel ... then why does Matthew 25:31 say that he will bring back "... ALL the angels with him, ..."?! ... is it possible that Jesus Christ could return with himself?! He's not Michael the Archangel, he's Michael Jackson.

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Can a witch enter the Kingdom of God? Of course an witch may enter My kingdom.

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Is it wrong to lose my virginity at age 15 Yes it is. Quite wrong. Morally wrong, hygienically wrong, and legally wrong.

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Do all metals rust? which don't? Gold silver platinum sodium mercury titanium cobalt nickel tin molybdenum manganese stainless steel brass There are others that don't "rust" as such. Aluminium doesn't technically "rust," nor does copper nor zinc, but all corrode. Mostly it's the ferrous metals that rust

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When old Hiram Bartram kicked the bucket, his will assigned all of his property to his three heirs, his son Willard, his daughter Naomi, and his nephew Bucky. Here is the complete question/puzzle: . . CRAZY HORSES When old Hiram Bartram kicked the bucket, his will assigned all of his property to his three heirs, his son Willard, his daughter Naomi, and his nephew Bucky. A codicil divided the livestock, a small herd of horses, thus: Will was to get half the livestock, Naomi one-third, and Bucky one-ninth. The three heirs found that...

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What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen a squirrel eat? The insulation on an overhead phone line. Fried him like an egg, too.

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Why do ministers sometimes use the term "Christ Jesus" instead of "Jesus Christ"? "Christ" means "anointed." So anointed Jesus or Jesus the anointed is really the same thing.

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My dad pronounces the "h" in "vehicle" because he thinks it's cute. Does this drive you nuts? Other examples? How about "Which witch wears white when whaling?" Another that gets my attention is "whoa" vs "woe." Believe me, your pony can hear the difference.

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MEN ONLY: As an adult, has a woman ever slapped or hit you? If so, what did you do in return, if anything? Details? Yes. I did the only thing a man could do, and what my daddy taught me to do. I fought her with my hat: . I put it on my head and left.

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Why do men hit women? As I said before, months or years ago, men don't hit women. Gutless, cowardly bastards hit women.

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Is a bug in a rug really all that snug? Not in my rug he's not. Borax and the vacuum will get him every time.

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What color is your whip? Brown, braided leather, red at the tip.

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What is the highest denomination coin in your pocket/purse? US$1.00, gilded.

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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)? The Big Thicket. It's famous. It's the only preserve that is both a State Park and a National Park. Actually I'm right between the Big Thicket and the Deep Piney Woods.

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If i rode my bicycle built for two around our ab site would you join me for the fun of it? I'd join you for a few fun things, bicycle or not.

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Name a Mariah Carey song. What? Don't they already have names? OK, this one is Fred, that one is Hortense, this one is . . .

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Have you ever fantasized about a celebrity? C'mon admit it, we all probably have at some point..who? Yes. Paulette Goddard, Rhonda Fleming, Virginia Mayo, Gloria Grahame, and later Debra Paget and Ava Gardner. Much much later Michelle Pfeiffer and Catherine Zeta Jones.

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Can people help me think of North American English phrases that would seem confusing to new ESL students? Such as "hot on my tail", "no strings attached", "that's the pits"....I'm making a list for my students. Mainly common I've been out of the ESL business for more than a decade, but I recall using "A Dictionary of American Idioms," by Makkai, Boatner, and Gates. Oh, here's a searchable online site for it: http://www.sky-net-eye.com/eng/dictionary/english/idioms/american . Damn! freeHartz hasn't been back since 2007. Oh, well, I'll post this anyway. SOMEone may benefit by it.

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Why do those not from the south always think Southerners sound like Scarlet O'Hara or Paula Deen? Stereotyping and really bad publicity. There is no Southern accent; instead there are literally dozens, probably hundreds, of regional accents. With a superlatively keen ear and LOTS of training, you can identify, for example, a Houston accent, or a Mississippi delta accent (different from northern Mississippi. Texas alone has seven different accents, none of which is a lazy drawl.

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My dad pronounces the "h" in "vehicle" because he thinks it's cute. Does this drive you nuts? Other examples? No it doesn't. He is correct.

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I know someone who pronounces "milk" as "melk". (with an "eh" sound) Drives me nuts. What words do people mispronounce that bother you? "speeded" for sped "pleaded" for pled (which can also be spelled plead, to rhyme with bread) "preventative" instead of "preventive" "nookyular" for nuclear "noosepaper" for newspaper Calvary for cavalry "Ewston" for Houston "perculate" for percolate "syndrum" for syndrome "Farsi" for...

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Out of 1.4 billion muslims 19 attacked America on 9/11. Judging by the comments on this site and in the media anyone who didn't know better would think that the whole of the muslim world attacked America. Why are we blaming the whole of the muslim world? Here's an example. On 11 September 2009, this notice was posted on a Moslem-owned shop in Houston. . "We will be closed on Friday, September 11, 2009 to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali (A.S.) . The "martyr" is of one of the 9/11 bombers killed by flying into the World Trade center. He became an "Imam" by his mass murder of non-Moslems. I remember...

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How do you know when a faqir is faking it? You don't need to know WHEN. He IS. That's a given.

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In light of all of the people in 3rd world counties why do we in Western society feel we deserve more then they do? Have all of you forgot the parable of the ant and the grasshopper? THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or...

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Do you swear in front of your kids? Zack, where are you getting your avatars? You've gone from improbably large breasts to a deliciously large bum. Keep them coming. P.S.: why not post full-sized versions on your profile page? Or better still, introduce us to the ladies.

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Do you know if you were born in the morning, evening, or in the middle of the night? 1:58 am, on a Friday.

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Ok heres another. I'm agonistic but me mother is talking about goin back to church how would i tell her about my choice?? keep in mind my grandmother was going to become a nun b4 she meet my grandfather. Kell, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I'm sure you meant to type "agnostic." If you were agonistic, you would be suffering unbearable pain. It won't hurt you to play along with your mother and grandmother. Just go through the motions with mental reservations. When you're old enough, you can go your own way.

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In light of all of the people in 3rd world counties why do we in Western society feel we deserve more then they do? We don't feel that at all. It's simply that we produce more than they do. No, wait. I can't presume to speak for the whole of the Western World. But the facts bear me out: we do produce more, by several orders of magnitude.

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In Villahermosa, Mexico, it's illegal to be naked inside your own house. In Frederick County, Maryland, it's illegal to smoke inside your own house. What is the question here? Any thoughts? Remember what happened to Winston Smith.

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Haploid. Humans are diploid. They have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Di = 2. But since he didn't have a human father, he had only one string of 23 single chromosomes. Hence, haploid. (haplo = half) . Seriously.

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Are there any species closely related to humans that a human could produce offspring with? As some here have said, bonobos and chimps are remotely possible. I've heard (unsubstantiated rumour) that sheep also have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and that sheep-human hybrids have been born. Unable to verify. Anyone else heard that?

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When people eat pigeon, is it the same species commonly seen in cities? I've had doves, never pigeons. Are the two species closely related?

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Have anyone ate some unusual Meat? things you have to fly to a different country to eat? what was it? how was it? Cat, dog, snail, frog legs, deep-fried cactus worms, chocolate covered ants, eels, possum, armadillo.

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Report: NYPD Frisks Blacks 5X More Than Whites Do you believe that police still racially discriminate? It's a matter of statistical necessity. In New York, five times more crimes and acts of violence are committed by blacks than whites. The police would be stupid not to watch the black youth more closely. Over all 50 States, 3.8 times more blacks than whites are convicted of capital crimes. But twice as many whites as blacks are executed. If anything, that says that racial discrimination...

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I met a guy online, then we met and had sex on the first date. He left town and I haven't heard from him since. I feel bad for rushing things. Is there any way to let him know that I would like to go back and start over? 1. You put out on the first date. 2. You put out. 3. He's left town. He found out that you're a slut who puts out. He got what he wanted and moved on. He's a dog, but knowing that makes no difference. Sorry for you but you did, you know.

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Would you go skinny dipping and maybe more with a s/o in this body of water ? (for the record i would) And maybe more. . . . .

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Shame on Switzerland for arresting Roman Polanski just because the bully Uncle Sam asked it to do so, your thoughts? As I seem to recall, he drugged the girl and then raped and sodomised her whilst she was unconscious. For my tuppence, he is in serious need of a round through the head.

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If a woman in her mid 40s has her face waxed ,will the hair come back thicker and darker? More than likely it will. Your skin knows that hair should be there, so it tries to compensate for the removal. This is for any method, shaving, waxing, tweezing, or what-have-you. If it's light, bleaching might be a better alternative. If it's long or coarse, electric depilation will kill each follicle separately. But that's expensive,and painful.

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When I shave my legs the hair starts to grow back the next day. If I wax will my legs stay smoother for a longer time? Duct tape works very well. Better than wax.

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Before getting married I asked my wife if she was seeing someone and she said no. Now I discover she was talking to someone 3 weeks before we got married. She said she wasn't sure if I was serious. What should I do? "Seeing," "talking to" and "serious" are all relative terms. I talk to dozens of people, male and female, every week. I don't marry them. I go out now and then with both men and women, but I don't sleep with them. You're working yourself up over nothing. Let it rest.

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In the Bible it says that the sins of our fathers will be passed from generation to generation. Does that mean that my children will suffer because of my father's sins? If you believe what the Old Testament says, then the answer is yes. The New Testament ignores the idea of inherited sin entirely, and in general uses the word to mean "transgress." BTW, there are at least half a dozen and more words in the original language that are translated as "sin." Some mean "err" or "transgress" or "insult" or...

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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe? Some do, and some don't. St. Augustine said in "The City of God" that heaven was situated so that the saved could look down and watch the eternal torments of the damned and rejoice that they had escaped such horrors. But except for the Apocalypse, nothing in the Bible says you will go to "hell," which the Bible doesn't define. . If I were told that I would go to...

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My Grandmother thinks I should start reading the Bible to 'restore my faith in Christ'. I firmly don't believe in God, but she is constantly trying to get me in church. How can I tell her that my beliefs are my own without hurting her feeli So read the Bible, It won't hurt you. Biblical theology is an integral part of Western Civilisation. I've read the whole thing seven times, cover to cover, and it didn't convert me to Christianity. Or Judaism, for that matter. Then you can tell Grammie that you're reading it. But you want time to think deeply about the Scriptures on your own. You don't have to go to...

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My boyfriend wants us to elope before he's deployed and have the real wedding after he returns. I don't want to elope but would regret not getting married if something were to happen. What's the best thing to do? If you love the man and he loves you, marry him. Tons of couples do a quickie wedding and then later a full-scale ceremony. If you want legal and financial benefits for you and for his baby, it's to everyone's advantage. What you don't need is to be the unwed mother of a bastard child.

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What does it mean when a recipe calls for 'soy creamer'? can you just use soy milk? Soy was originally meant as pig and cattle feed. As human food, it is dangerous, even deadly: http://schoolfile.homestead.com/files/Dangsoy.html Search terms: soy danger http://www.fmmacri.com/soy1.html http://archives.cnn.com/2000/HEALTH/diet.fitness/06/23/soy.danger.wmd/index.html http://www.roex.com/Articles/dangerofsoylinks.htm ...

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What does a bowl full of water with a picture in it mean? It means the picture will get soggy, and eventually melt if left long enough in the water.

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What else can i cook with cornbeef besides cabbage? Potatoes, turnips and greens, mustard greens, rutabagas, carrots, asparagus, beans, rice, eggs. But not spinach. God! don't COOK spinach. . Corned beef hash almost always contains potatoes, and often peas, carrots, Lima beans.

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Do you still live witin 100 miles of where you grew up? No. More than 100 miles away. I've lived in 47 different domiciles in five countries on three continents. Wound up just over 100 miles from my birthplace.

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What are some carnivorous (or at least omnivorous) animals that people eat? Pigs Sharks Dogs Cats Raccoons Fish Lobsters Crawdads Turtles Squid Octopus Alligators (probably crocodiles as well, but I don't know that.

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How many children do your father have? Three that lived. One was miscarried. . Actually, he didn't "have" any children; my mother did, but he planted the seeds in her.

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I hate it when my husband cums inside me. Is there something wrong with me? Probably not, but I'd have thought most women would like it. If not, it would be hard to keep up the population.

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When was the last time you cleaned your computer's key board? Forty seconds ago.

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I don't care what color or race you are, what spiritual beliefs you hold or don't hold, and i really don't care what political party you are affiliated with. i just want to enjoy ab to the fullest, respect, and not argue. do you feel this way as well? Sometimes. But I enjoy a good argument/debate. Often I ask a question or make a comment just to get a debate started. As in "Let's you and him fight."

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I moved to michigan and left my daughter back home in california with my godmother and my ex's mother threated to get a lawyer to get full custody of my child. Can i go back and take my daughter and bring her to michigan with no problem? Of herself, she has no claim, but your ex could get custody easily if he wants to press it. He's got a very good case for child abandonment, IF he wants to press it. If you have full custody and he has visitation rights, you may not be able to take her out of state. But this is not a valid question for AB. You need legal advice from a Calirornia attorney.

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At what age were your children when they became too heavy to lift? The younger one, 16 (she's now 22). The older one (45)I can still lift overhead and bump her head on the ceiling.

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On average how much out of pocket money do you spend on health care and rx medications per month on yourself ? (this month alone i am at $ 1125.43 ) Over the past year, monthly average for health care $13. Prescriptions $1.

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At Catholic services, I have seen the priest waving a ball back and forth with smoke coming out of it. What is it and what does it mean? It's called a "censer," and it is meant to represent the Holy Spirit.

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If god exists because the bible says so and the bible is true because god says so, is it the same as saying god exists because god says he exists? But we dont know that he exists? This is a perfect classic example of Begging The Question, a fallacy in logic also known as Petitio Principii, or circular reasoning. It consists of taking the conclusion as a premise in order to prove what you have assumed to be true as a given. Any basic Freshman logic text will tell you that. Or try a Google for begging question and "petitio principii."

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I am having troubly believing my religeon. i am catholic but i dont believe that God created the world and a bunch of other stuff. I also go to a Catholic school and don't really believe everything we learn in class. What should i do? You are blessed with an uncorrupted mind. Use it. If you WANT to be Catholic, then talk to your priest. Ask him about your doubts. It has been 172 years since the Catholic Church cooked anyone to death for asking questions. But realise that religion is based upon faith, not upon fact. Faith is belief in and commitment to that which cannot be proven. If it were proven, then faith would not...

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What does it mean when a recipe calls for 'soy creamer'? can you just use soy milk? God! I wouldn't use soy milk or soy creamer or soy anything in something I was going to eat or serve to anyone. Soy is not fit for human consumption. It significantly increases the chance of heart failure and of cancer.

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The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Isn't this just terrible? Yes, it is a terrible joke. But good riddance. He had become an annoyance.

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We're told that Jesus "was in his DARKEST hour praying at Gethsemane before his crucifixion." Was his prayer answered? If not, do you think it should have been answered, especially considering he was so desperate he was "literally sweating blood"? Praying "not my will but Thine be done" pretty definitively puts the kibosh on the idea of his being god.

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This is a weird question but in the bible it says Jesus rose on the third day and it was the beginning of the week. i understand that the time and months and all were different so did he raise on monday or sunday? Dead at 3 pm on Friday, already risen before daybreak on Sunday: that's barely a day and a half.

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I am trying to teach my 2 1/2 yr old son about God, church,etc. He is very intelligent, but how much do you think he would actually understand? The church doesn't even offer a class until he is 3. He loves to hear about Jesus and Jesus house. Why are you trying that at such an early age? All stories are of the same effect to a child of that age. God is just as real as Goldilocks to him. He doesn't need brainwashing. Ease up and let him grow a bit.

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Anyone think Jesus might have been talking about tinfoil hats when he mentioned putting on the "armor of righteousness"? Jesus didn't say that. Paul did. For my money, Paul was directed by voices of space-alien mice in his tinfoil hat. Unless they were space-alien porcupines.

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Is having your status on myspace as single the same as having a profile on an adult website? No. What's the connexion?

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Do you like to spread the word of god? Genuine spurious Word-Spreader badges for sale here. Not sold in stores. If you call in the next 30 minutes, you get two for only $19.95. Call BR-549

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Do you like to spread the word of god? Which word, of which god?

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Whats deserving of your attention? Single Malt Highland whisky, 15 years old.

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Does anyone else agree that wearing underware underneath boardies is ..... well just wrong ? I would say a speedo or squarecut is a better choice or atleast nothing at all . Underware? What is underware? If you mean underwear, I still don't know what it is. I never touch the stuff.

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Would you go skinny dipping and maybe more with a s/o in this body of water ? (for the record i would) Ready when you are, love. There's a place very much like that in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, where the Little Pigeon River forks at the foot of Mount Guyot.

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Would you ever swim out of your depth in the sea? I'm not sure what "out of your depth" means, but as a blue-water sailor, I've hopped overboard for a swim many a time in water 300 feet deep. If you mean away off the beach, then I wouldn't want to swim out so far that I couldn't see the shore. I'd say anything more than a mile would be out of my depth.

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Girls that shave down there,how do you keep it smooth all of the time? It is smooth the day I shave,but i have sensitive skin and can't shave evryday cuz my skin will get irritated.Also my hair is on the thick side. & Ive tried waxing with little luck. Good Goddess! why would you want to? A natural woman, just as the gods made her, is lovely, beautiful, and MUCH more desirable than one who has taken away her adornment.

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There is a possibility I did a very bad thing when intoxicated - but my precise memory of the event has failed me. Should I try and find out whether I have anything to apologise for or should I just leave it be unless someone mentions it? Fuschia, dear: Everyone makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up about it. Anyway, you've said it wasn't as bad as you thought. And I'm sorry you've been having trouble. Can I help?

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If a government official is being tried on an impeachment charge, should the accused be suspended from their official duties until the matter is settled? A - Yes. B - No. C - Other, with explanation. Innocent until proven guilty. Except in Louisiana.

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Why are women affended when you call them "woman" but men arent affendedif you call them "man"? Women would be offended if they were called "man," I'll bet. But somehow they are not offended at being called guys, as in "you guys." I've never known a woman who objected to being called a woman. "I am Woman" was screamingly popular, and is still thought of as Helen's signature song.

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I am black and my mom told me that she wouldn't be crazy about me going out with another race as she was raised to believe that black people should be with black people. If I do go out with another race, how can I get my mom to support me? "she was raised to believe that black people should be with black people." So was I, and that others should be with their own kind, Caucasian, Hispanic, Persian, Arab, or whatever. Nevertheless, I came within a few hours of marrying a Korean woman. The night before we were about to marry, her father invited me to a very formal dinner, gave me several expensive gifts, and wished me...

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Why Obama does not condemn Ahmedinejan for denying the Holocaust? What kind of person is this who says it was a lie???? :(( Ahmadthemadman denies it because he is a madman. More concretely, if he affirmed it, he would be seen by the Moslem world as favouring the Jews. No Islamic leader can do that. But remember too that Ahmadwingnut is not the leader of Iran. He's a figurehead puppet who does what he is told by Khamenei. Iran is a theocracy, and nothing is more fanatic or dangerous than theocracy. Our own...

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At what age a girl should start shaving her legs? My daughter is told by some friends that they were shaving their legs. At 12? They are still kids. I can barely see hair on her legs though she is dark haired. If she's that precocious, there's no harm in it. But she'll have to continue shaving for the rest of her life. I should think she would want to postpone the necessity. When I lived in Louisiana, my neighbour had a moustache, dark and very visible. She did nothing, just left it dark. But most Cajun women have facial hair, so I suppose it didn't bother her. Oh, and she...

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Do you think that men and women are equal...only, they play different roles? Equality, superiority, inferiority, are all meaningless. The two sexes are complementary to one another. [That's not complimentary, with an I.] As the old song goes, "You can't have one without the other." But for my tuppence, women outrank us in value and importance. We provide for the woman, protect her, adore her. All that men have accomplished in the past two million...

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If you were stranded right now and was sure that you were going to die, what would be the one thing you wish could have changed in your life? or what would be the one thing you wish to have done before you die? Finish writing my book.

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Is there anyone trying to make faster than light space-travel possible? what field does one enter to help with this research? My best guess would be astrophysics. A few years back, there was a TV special appended to one of the Star Trek specials in which "space scientists" discussed the possibility of FTL propulsion. They concluded that it is possible, and less distant in the future than we have been led to believe. Sorry I can't recall the title or date. Try a Google for FTL possible astrophysics, and...

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If God told you right now that you don't have a chance at heaven- what would you do? reaction? thoughts? I've been there. She told me to go back. What She said was, "No. Go back. Your time is not yet." . . But to answer the question directly, I would get a second opinion from some other god. Or goddess.

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Why do people believe in God or a god? Any analyst or therapist can tell you that homo sapiens is hard-wired to believe in SOMETHING. Just as we are pre-programmed to survive and reproduce.

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When you here abba, what do you think of? "Mama Mia," and "Honey Honey."

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My boyfriend admitted to cheating on me after he caught me cheating on him with another man. My boyfriend told me that he made out with the other woman on his couch and now I get upset everytime I see the couch. What can I do? You two deserve one another. Just, in the name of humanity, DON'T HAVE CHILDREN. Children don't need slutty dogs for parents. Get him sterilised, and get yourself spayed.

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Is it illegal for an 18-year-old to date a 14-year-old in South Carolina? Give up, folks. The question is five years old, and he hasn't been back since. Maybe her parents caught him with their daughter and shot him? That sometimes happens in South Carolina.

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Where is the legislation stating that it is illegal for an 18 or 19 year old to have sex with a 16 year old in Ohio? I have some contradicting legislation here. For the definitive answer, go and ask her father. What the hell are you thinking, a grown adult man, messing about with a child?

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How come I can't get over the doctrine that says all people that aren't Christian, and maybe some people who honestly profess themselves as Christians, will go to hell? What's the source of that doctrine? I don't find it in my New Testament. What I do find is a quotation from Jesus, saying that he was sent to bring his message ONLY TO THE JEWS.

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I am black and my mom told me that she wouldn't be crazy about me going out with another race as she was raised to believe that black people should be with black people. If I do go out with another race, how can I get my mom to support me? You can't, for she won't. You just have to do what you want to do, and tell your mother to go to hell. You'll give her enough pain if you defy her, so she'll feel like being in hell anyway. After all, your temporary pleasure is more important than your mother's lifelong conviction, or her hard-earned knowledge about life.

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My goldfish won't stop looking at me, what should I do? Put a leash on him and take him for a walk. Oh, and change his socks and shoes first, and make him brush his teeth.

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My Christian flatmate tells me that I will go to hell because I don't believe in Jesus. She also said my relatives are burning and being tortured in hell as non-believers. Is this what Christians believe? Well, tell him he will go to perdition because he DOES believe. And ask him to show you in a Bible any scripture or verse to say that. Hint: he can't; it isn't there.

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Do you swear in front of your kids? Swearing is for the most part OK, though I seldom swear (i.e., take an oath). Cursing (condemning someone or some thing) may or may not be OK, depending whom I'm cursing, and how intensely. I try never to blaspheme where the little ones can hear. Once when I grew visibly angry, my angelic little granddaughter looked up at me and asked, "God damn it, Grampi?" I had to...

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Do you ever wish you were a nudist? I am a nudist. But I wear shoes when I go outside.

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A man on the radio was complaining about black women that are deceptive because of their hair weaves, girdles, make-up, etc. Do you feel that when you wake up the next morning the woman has "hoodwinked" you because she is very different "natural"? Oh, come now, Sheriff, everyone, male or female does things to enhance the image. We wear clothes and shoes, use deodorants and mouthwashes, shave various body parts, get haircuts/hairdos, and so on.

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What would Christians do if an we discovered aliens that were more advanced than us and they didn't believe in God or heaven? I don't care if they are Christians, Druzes, Swedenborgians, or if they believe in a sweaty gym sock or a collection of old songs and letters. If they're more advanced, I'd want to learn from them.

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Islam has been criticized in the media strongly & portrayed in a negative light. Whats your opinion on Islam?? Do you think it's Bad? It is Bad. Capital B. Any religion, philosophy, or system that prohibits questioning and independent thinking is bad. That's in general. To be more incisive, "By their fruits ye shall know them." Enough said.

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Is islam a danger on society Oh, yes. It's the greatest danger faced by Western Civilisation, or Eastern either, for that matter. It is the ultimate form of Theocracy. The very word means SUBMISSION. Submission, that is, to the Will of God, but only as quoted by self-appointed fanatic religious zealots who "interpret" the "word of God" by their own lights. . I am aware that there are calm,...

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What can I do with zucchini besides fry it? You can use zucchini the same way some girls use a cucumber. You'd probably want a relatively thin one for that (ahem). But seriously, I like it sliced and used with a dip. Some people boil it; I hate boiled squash. But it's good in several different casseroles. If you don't want it breaded, maybe zucchini fritters (yes, I know that's still frying)or zucchini bread. ...

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Waffles and__________? Waffles and syrup, or course. I'm an old time syrup sopper from way back. I was a syrup sopper before Red Sovine. Anyone else remember "Red Sovine with music so fine, and all the Syrup Soppers"?

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What are your thoughts on the conviction of Phil Spector for the 2nd-degree murder of Lana Clarkson? I'd like to rip his lungs out and see how long he could breathe with the Blood Eagle on his chest. I had a huge crush on Lana.

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Is the concept of bail racist No. How would it be?

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Why are people so fascinated with Charles Manson? Charles Who? I really don't pay much attention to soccer players. What did he do to get fascinated at?

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I am making my ab friends christmas list for 2009, will you tell me what you want from icy this year ? ( sorry starting early but cyber giving takes planning :P ) Since you are in a giving mood, I'd like one of those burgers were were talking about. And what can I give you in exchange?

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What on Earth have you been doing in here? On Earth? Earth? OMG, am I still on Earth? I've missed the damned shuttle. Sorry, honey, but I've got to go. If you get pregnant, write to me C/O Starfleet Command, Alpha Centauri.

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What pops into your mind when I say Arkansas? "Hillbillies" in Dogpatch. No; Lum and Abner. Now, let's see who's old enough to figure that one out.

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What do you think is hotter, a woman with big breasts and bigger hips to match or a woman with big breasts and narrow hips? I do love a nice full round bum, wide child-bearing hips. I'm a breast man too, though. If forced to choose, I'd go with hips first, but just by a bare margin. And, Pirate, you are a pretty one for sure.

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Are traditionally poor Americans showing prejudice against the noveau poor? Is this a trick question?

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What is the longest you have been "single" not in any relationship? From birth to age 16.

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Would someone please call me so i can find my cell phone ? 9.21.09 Jen, get a homing device and attach it to the phone. My daughter gave me one, and I use it about 10 times a week. It came from The Sharper Image. The problem is that whenever a truck with a radar detector goes by on the highway, my phone finder beeps. I can turn off the phone but not the beeper.

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What or who turns up the thermostat in your body? You do.

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When is the last time you have had a fur burger? If man were not meant to eat it, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

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When is the last time you have had a fur burger? My favourite breakfast-in-bed is a nice hot, juicy piece of fur pie.

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What can I do for fun in Carlsbad, California in January? Sex

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Who knows where the Isle of Man is? I do because I live there, but who else does? I thought it was here under the table. Hmm, I must have left it in the storage bin. I'll phone you when I find it. How soon do you need it?

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Where can I find the Kuskokwim Mountains? Look under your bed. And be careful of the dust bunnies; they bite if startled.

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Do you think this statement is true "If you're a spitter you're a quitter."? No. It sounds like a stupid statement to me. What has spitting go to do with winning, losing, or anything else? I often spit on the sidewalk, and never on the floor. Or is there some innuendo in the question that I've missed?

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What/who was the first thing on your mind when you woke up this morning? "Damn! I hate getting up in the dark. But I've got to get those damned cats to the vet before 7:00 am. And I REALLY hate the bastard who stuck us with Daylight Saving Time!" Second thought was "COFFEE!"

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In which city can I find Pierre Trudeau Airport? Hmmmm. Well, I don't have it. Where did you last see it? Try the last city you were in, and backtrack from there. You sure it's not hidden in the bottom of your purse?

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This guy I was sort of dating went back with his ex girlfriend. Now they are over and done with, and he's back in this state, and in my life. Do you think we could have a relationship? Or not, because I was at one time second best? He abandoned you for her, and now he has abandoned her for you? And whom else has he abandoned, and how many? If you don't want to be just an easy lay when he's in town, you ought to forget him. You want a man who cares about YOU more than he cares about having a woman in his bed. I said long ago that I felt paternal toward you, love; I'm just following up.

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If pros and cons are opposite, is progress the opposite of congress? One dictionary meaning of congress is sexual intercourse. So therefore a. Congress is screwed and b. the Congress is screwing all of us.

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If pros and cons are opposite, is progress the opposite of congress? You got it backwards: Congress is the opposite of progress.

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As my nan said to me when she was dieing , dont forget ploc, there are only 3 types of people in this world? what are they? Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happened.

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Where I live it's cold and rainy today. What do you like to do when it's like this? (I would like to sleep but I'm babysittin) On a rainy day I like to spend the whole day in bed making long, slow love for hours and hours. Even more so on a rainy night. And especially if it's rain on a tin roof.

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Is there anything illegal to do to a goldfish? Those damned non-native fish are probably carrying bombs; they're going to blow up our local fish, and our cats as well.

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Is there anything illegal to do to a goldfish? "illegal to introduce non-native fish into the wild, and to introduce fish without consent." . Willie, do I have your consent to introduce you to Meg? Meg, would you like to meet Willie? Come on, now, she's a really nice fish, and a Tory. He's got a reputation for treating girl fish like divas. OK, then, Meg, this is Willie; Willie, meet Meg. No, wait! Meg's...

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If you woke up early Monday and all the news media and pundits said, " 'Silent Revolution Sucessful. Possum to Rule World for Six Years-All Parties and Interests Agree". Would you come around looking for a cabinet post or consulting postion of some kind? I would carry on weeding my cabbage patch and watering my rhubarb.

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What might women find sexy about Robin Hood? I haven't a clue.

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Did you used to read MAD magazine when you were young? When I was young, MAD magazine didn't exist yet.

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Just curious, does your desk chair have wheels or is it stationary? ==UPDATE=== Wheeeeeeeeeels! I did that just for you, Icy.

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"We want our country back"! The plea of white racists who cannot abide being led by an African American. They want to go back to "white rule".....like Apartheid. What do you think "we want our country back" means if not that? They mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be kind masters, but they mean to be masters. ===Daniel Webster, in a treatise on tyranny.

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What was your favorite vehicle ever? VW PS2, Brazilian built. VW body designed by Karmann, motor by Porsche, but made of Brazilian steel. Tended to rust quickly if it got even a tiny ding. Colour, fluorescent metallic peach. I took it to 142 mph once, just to prove it could.

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What is your weather like today? It's cold and rainy here. (Illinois) Deep East Texas -- warm (mid-80s) and overcast, but no rain.

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I'm going to a murder mystery Halloween party. It's supposed to be a high school reunion and we are supposed to have graduated in 1950. What are you doing for Halloween this year? I DID graduate in 1950 -- no, '51 actually. My next reunion will be just a year and a half away. Fewer than half of my graduating class are still alive.

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I'm going to a murder mystery Halloween party. It's supposed to be a high school reunion and we are supposed to have graduated in 1950. What are you doing for Halloween this year? Since I live nearly a quarter-mile off the highway in deep woods, I don't get kids doing trick-or-treat. I'm a Pagan Goddess Worshipper. Hallowe'en is my New Year's Eve. For me, it's a 3-day religious observation. On the night of the 31st I'll light candles on my altar and have bread and wine in honour of the goddess, Her Sisters and Her Brothers. The next...

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Are you proud of your race? "Proud" is hardly the right term to use here. I'm happy and satisfied to be who and what I am. If that makes you see me as "racist," then feel free to go and sit on a wood-rasp. Vertical.

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"We want our country back"! The plea of white racists who cannot abide being led by an African American. They want to go back to "white rule".....like Apartheid. What do you think "we want our country back" means if not that? Never heard it used that way. It means we want the Federal government to back off and stop the micromanagement of every nanosecond of our lives. To stop blowing our money, stop stealing it from us, stop the growing torrent of more and more restrictive laws they keep pouring out, and to stop grinding us down. To stop the Supreme Court legislating from the bench, to stop using Federal pressure...

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What is the correct term for a group of Jellyfish? I have heard conflicting terms for this. I've heard smack and bloom. I've also heard pod, based on the whale/cetacean grouping, but that seems wrong to me. If they are Portuguese Men of War, "fleet" might work.

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How good are girls at keeping secrets? Ha ha. They're not. The three most widespread means of mass communication are telephone television tell a woman.

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Despite irregularities, did Ahmadinejad really win the Iranian popular vote? Not bloody likely.

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What is your most common typing mistake? There are a few I make all the time!! Grrrr..... teh for the

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Questions - Do you believe that every question conceived by humans has an answer? The answers are not so important. They will change with the times, which is to say, the situation, the ambiance, and the coign of vantage. If you could stop the universe, so that no sub-atomic particle so much as vibrated, you could -- finally, after a hundred thousand years or so -- get all the answers. But when you turned it on again, hey, presto! all your answers would be instantly wrong. ...

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When is the last time you have had a fur burger? Far too long ago. And I'm hungry.

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Do you have a High Street in your town or is the main street called something else? There are only two streets in my town. One is called Highway 1003; the other is called Highway 1293. That's it, that's all. My town has a population of 297.

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I have random cyber sex with guys all the time. i dont feel like a whore or anything but wat do u think this says about me?? oh and i am only 17. It's a safe way of indulging in fantasies. Just don't let it become an addiction.

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A guy told me he had used women before just to have sex with them. Since he told me that, I have been getting second thoughts about dating him because what if he using me too just for sex? What should I do? Don't date him. Unless you're OK with being just an easy piece of tail. If you're a decent girl, you'll never have anything more to do with him. Give him one point for honesty, and walk. Rapidly.

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Ok, For people who believe that having a sex before marriage is a sin, What do u think about phone/cyber sex? I don't think about it. Phone is phone, and sex is sex.

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When sex feels so good, how can it possibly be a sin? How can it not be? Pleasure is sin. Our Puritan forefathers taught us that.

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Today is Constitution Day in the US, how are you celebrating? With French bread, English cheese, Italian wine, and Scottish whisky. And if I could get them, Chinese fireworks. But since I can't, I'll probably fire a few rounds with Mexican shells from my Belgian shotgun.

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What could a "recaholic" be? One who drinks as a form of recreation?

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I found an old diary of my wifes depicting all the guys she was with. Begining at age 14 until we met at age 18. 20 plus guys multiple times. When we talked about our pasts, she told me just 1. I was a virgin. I can't shake it. She won't talk. what to do? First: you're a rat for reading her diary. You knew better, or should have known better. All you've done by breaching her trust is to bring pain to both of you. OK, she lied to you. But, IMO, you're more guilty than she and you brought it on yourself. Second: my first woman had been married before, and had had several sex partners. I had never had sex at all. I never asked...

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The new man in my life,has asked me to be with him and another man , i knew his life style of being a swingewr with his ex wife but thats been over for 6 yrs now! i love him and i m a freak in the bed but never taken on multiple partne OK, then what's your question? Should you go with it? Answer: No. The only thing you would accomplish is to put an irretrievable rift in your relationship. But he has already done that, so there is no way to save the relationship. Get out while the getting is good. A quick, clean break now will hurt less in the long run than the long, slow destruction that's bound to come if you...

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I would like to get my wife more open to the idea of a foursome with her best friend and her BF. Does anyone know if cocaine would help her be more open minded to this? Please no lectures on how bad it is for you or how evil this is!! It's bad for you. It's evil. You're a dog, but she sounds like a decent woman and a decent human being. Do her a giant favour and get out of her life. And if you are considering administering cocaine without her knowing, then give me your name and address so that I can report you to the police.

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My long-term boyfriend wants us to involve other people in our sex life, and sometimes I don't agree with things that he wants to do. How can I resolve this? There is only one possible solution: pick up your purse and leave. Don't look back.

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Would bringing another person in the bed with you and your wife be asking for your wife to cheat on you at another time? I know that she would do it if I really wanted her to. Do you think I would be opening a door I cant shut? "....if I really wanted her to." Well, DO you want her to? If you do, you're already set and primed to destroy the marriage. If you didn't want her to, you wouldn't be asking the question. You've really answered your own question, haven't you? You have a fragile marriage, and the problem with it is you.

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I heard that Jesus told his disciples "I must leave, the ruler of this world is coming." What version of the Bible is this from? "I must leave; the Prince of this world is coming." Sounds as if he's scared and running away.

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What did the centurion say when Jesus dies??? A "certainly this man was innocent" (Luke 23:47) B "Truly this man was the son of God" (Mark 15:39) ????? Which one is true according to the HOLY BIBLE? My Bible makes him say "righteous," not "innocent." The original Luke said "dikaios," so "righteous" is the better translation. Neither Mark nor Luke was present at the time. Both of them copied the story from an earlier manuscript which was written fifty years after the event and had been passed down by word of mouth for two generations. No one...

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I've been dating for 5 years since my divorce, but not once have I met a man who wanted more than sex, or a non-committal relationship. It's like everyone wants something for free, with no expectations or responsibilities. Why is it so hard to find love? Siren, I married the mother of my child when I was 51. My aunt (twice widowed) married her third and final husband at age 67. BE desirable and someone will desire you. THINK attractive if you want to BE attractive. Good luck, hon.

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I know I would absolutely love double entry. I realize it is not easy to accomplish. But my first problem is how do I find two male partners that are not homophobic and would enjoy a true mfm? You have a psychological quirk. Just go to work in a local whorehouse. That would solve your problem.

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How many sexual partners are too many? I used to use a formula: started having sex at 16, now 20, so sexually active for 4 years, so 4 partners is ok. But now I'm in my 30's, I don't want someone who's had 20+ partners!! How many are too many? Very simply, two = one too many.

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Do you think a paeophile should be castrated,before being released back into the community? In a word, no. Anyone who sexually harms a child should be executed.

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Should you be arrested just for BEING a pedophile even though you haven't done anything to a child? And should it be accepted as a sexual orientation? (I'd say no & yes, respectively. Try persuading me that I'm wrong please). 1. If you haven't done anything to a child, then you are NOT a paedophile, no matter how you feel. 2. If you FEEL like raping and/or sodomizing children, you should get deep, intensive therapy before you act out your hidden desires. 3. It's not a "sexual orientation," it's a sickness. See item 2, above. 4. Once a paedophile actually attacks a child, then he is a...

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I've been dating for 5 years since my divorce, but not once have I met a man who wanted more than sex, or a non-committal relationship. It's like everyone wants something for free, with no expectations or responsibilities. Why is it so hard to find love? You've simply not been out with a decent man.

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If a woman is a stripper,( takes her clothes off for money) do you asume she will have sex for money? Bink, even though you have lovely elbows, you don't shoot better than I do.

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Why are women still treated badly in this world? Women carry you men for 9 months and bring you in this world[no easy task]. And yet we get treated like garbage. Are there any good men around who treat women good? This does not contradict my earlier answer; I'm just in a quirky, off-the-wall mood tonight: Women carry you men for 9 months" ...and then we carry you for the rest of your lives. But I'm still a neo-chivalrous respecter of women.

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? Wrong question. The question should be, should lawmakers be allowed to tell us what we can or cannot wear?

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I enjoy having sex with various people, but I don't want to break up with my current girlfriend. Why is this? If you shag other women, you're a cheater, and a dog. Do her a favour and leave her. Maybe she can find a decent man, but you're not one.

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My BF has been around should i feel safe having sex with him. He has been with some nasty girls.Our relationship is good. Should i trust him? He loves sex and i do to but i haven't f**ked many guys. Is it ok for me to ask him how many girls he has F**ked? Just 2 pence form an old old campaigner who grew up in a world where morality still existed. * Get checked, and get him to get checked. Every time you have sex with anyone, you're exposing yourself to infections from EVERYONE he has EVER had sex with, condom or no condom. * Never never never get laid by anyone whom you could not or would not marry. * If you're going to get laid by...

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Do we have any records that tell what Jesus was doing during the time between when he was 12 and when he started his ministry? Yes, A lot of them, but the Council put in the Bible only the documents that supported Athanasius's agenda, and left out the ones that did not.

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Was Jesus circumcised? Remember the 3-way argument amongst Moses, God, and Mrs. Moses (her name was Zipporah)? So if JHVH wanted all Jewish males circumcised, couldn't He have arranged to have them born without foreskins? But He liked the taste of blood, and the smell of burning flesh. Or is it maybe a symbolic castration?

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I allowed my long-distance girlfriend to hook up with another guy because it turned us on. Now she really wants to do it more and go further with the same guy. What does this mean? You didn't "allow" anything at all. She's his, not yours. I would say, dump her; but it's too late: she has already dumped you, whether she knows it or not. Cut your losses. To stay with her means future pain in plenty for both of you.

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I am fooling around with one of my friends that has a bf already. Their relationship isn't going well. She says I'm better to her than he is and wants me, but she can't throw away 1 1/2 years with him. She also lost her virginity to him... What do I do? It already "isn't going well," Doesn't that say enough? Throwing away a year and a half is a whole lot better than throwing away ten years of marriage and children. But this ought to be her question, not yours. SHE is the one who has to choose. And who is doing the "fooling around"? You or she? If you, then you're messing up her life. If she, then...

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I am so confused and I think hurt because my boyfriend wants to watch me make love with another woman. I've never done that and if I wasn't in a relationship I might try it and never think twice, but I live with him. I don't know what to think. He says he Wait a minute. Is this a fantasy of his, or does he really WANT you do do that? I'm not female, but I think if I were, I'd be insulted beyond endurance, and be out of the relationship with him before dark.

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My bf has asked me to have a 3some with him, i have never had a 3some and it sounds ok but then i am 100% straight, and another girl might just be wierd what should i tell him? Tell him goodbye. But on the other hand, if "it sounds ok," then you are not 100% straight. You're no less a pervert than he is. Then on the other hand (Hmmm. I'm running out of hands) if you think it would be weird, you may be nearer to "straight" than he obviously thinks you are.

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? On Lake Travis in Travis County, just above Austin, Texas, there are several "nude" or "clothing optional" beaches. I'm not sure whether the law permits this or the sheriff just ignores it; but it's been that way ever since the 1970s. If you're considering a trip to Austin, it's called "Hippie Hollow."

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? In the *fictional Kingdom of Trypheme, King Pausole established a law that ugly people were not permitted to go naked in public. The social result was ----- well, interesting, to say the least. *Fiction: the Novel is "The Adventures of King Pausole," by Pierre Louys. You can get an English translation.

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Shouldn't the US congress be able to put forth a vote of "No Confidence" in the President? A "no confidence" vote, like that available in parliamentary systems would give the Congress a less damaging alternative than impeachment, a sort of "wake-up call." However, in almost all parliamentary governments, the Prime Minister, or whoever is accused, almost always resigns from office.

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If a woman is a stripper,( takes her clothes off for money) do you asume she will have sex for money? Not in the least. The law regulates strip clubs quite strictly. I assume she's less likely to do so than other women. If a stripper is whoring, she's putting herself and her employer in greater danger of being shut down. ******UPDATE********* It's really no different from modelling. The stripper has a larger audience than the model, who is seen only by the photographer or the...

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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be? Barrels of single-malt Highland Scotch whisky.

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If you are under the impression that Global Warming is man made why are you on the internet wasting energy? Yes this is a honest question! Dr. Plimer is dead right. Look back at the past 30,000 to 50,000 years. We've had global climate change in many cycles. All of Man's industry barely makes a perceptible blip in what Earth does quite on her own. In the 19th century, when factories were spewing unchecked effluvia, smoke, tar, and chemicals into the soil, the air, and the water, the climate, at least in the northern...

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Why are women still treated badly in this world? Women carry you men for 9 months and bring you in this world[no easy task]. And yet we get treated like garbage. Are there any good men around who treat women good? No, Blondie; not by me you don't. I'm one who treats women with deference and respect. And "good" is not an adverb. *********UPDATE********* I'm a modern-day Pagan; my religion is Goddess Worship. I would be forsworn if I disrespected women. I regard women, merely because they are female, as Aphrodite's avatars on Earth. If any woman behaves badly...

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Was there ever a time in history when there were totally no wars (civil or international)going on anywhere on the planet? Not likely. But on 24 December 1914 the British and German troops ceased firing, brought out tables and chairs in No Man's Land, and sat down together for Christmas dinner, with songs and drinks. So that was perhaps eight hours, maximum. The next day, Christmas, they went back to butchering one another. But I cannot say there was not warfare going on elsewhere on that Christmas Eve.

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I put a wild bunny in with my pet bunnies, and she has 10 bunnies now. They don't act like my other bunnies, they're very skittish. Should I let them all go with my mama when they are weaned? You won't go hungry for a while http://www.answerbag.com/articles/video/All-About-Cooking--Eating-Rabbit/11a83ea8-3c7a-2b49-65b3-35e493fb9caf

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Your comment on Ausralian racial attack?Is there any sign of attacking Indians in UK in the name of race? What Australian racial attack?

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Do you think as different races marry and have children, people will be more accepting of others and there will be less discrimination? Why or why not? As it continues, eventually all Americans will be of mixed race. Except for President Hussein Obama, I suppose, no one would be able to hate a part of himself.

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What race do you see as most racist? I've been all over the world and spent time in more than three dozen countries. I've seen racism in all races and peoples. The most rampant and offensive racism I've found anywhere in the world is amongst the Negroes of America. Granted, millions of American blacks show no hostility or resentment toward other Americans. Perhaps it's simply that the racist blacks are so...

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Are Stymie, Buckwheat and Farina deragatory names? No more derogatory than George, Sheila, Jesse, or Barack. Anyone who will go back 80 years to find names to complain about is reaching too far, and scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's just nitpicking racism from someone who has nothing else to whine about. Sorry, Sheriff; no offense intended.

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What food MUST you have in your house(a staple-like) thing? LOL...I MUST have chocolate..or else!!! Chili Coffee Cheese Whisky

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My vagina opening is to small... for something so tiny as a quetip. Is there anyone else out there that has had this problem? I've been to a OBGYN and have to have a procedure to fix it. I'm nervous. Anyone? Every girl's vulva, and vagina, is different. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Episiotomy is a relatively simple procedure, always done with anaesthesia. No need to be nervous. Your OB/GYN may give you some exercises to do after the operation. Be of good cheer.

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? Well, perhaps not. After all, if god wanted us to go about naked, we'd be born with no clothes on.

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Is it true that Koreans and Japanese people are racist against blacks? And if so, should i consider not going there? The Japanese are pretty much racist against non-Japanese, and the Koreans are very very racist against ALL non-Koreans.

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The First Amendment says "Congress shall make no law..." (capitalized referring to the Federal Congress). Why has the law been interpreted to include State governments, local school boards, executive orders? a. Because the 14th amendment extends all rights to all citizens, except ex-Confederates. b. Because the Federal government thinks that anything Federal cancels out State laws. c. Because the US Supreme Court has so ruled in several decisions.

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If the government can nationalize health care, why not home and auto insurance? make it free! T I N S T A A F L

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What is your favorite slice of history that you love to read about or see on TV? All of them

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Where was the Civil War at? What was it all over? And when did it start & end? It was between the "a" and the "t". ("Where...at" is bad grammar.) Or it was fought in the Midlands in 1648-49 over religious oppression. The oppressors won. Or it was in the streets of Tehran in 1978-79, over religious fundamentalism vs freedom. Freedom lost. Or it was in Paris in 1792 Or it was in Alberta Or it was in Ulster Or it was in any of a thousand...

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An Iraqi Muslim man allegedly raped a Muslim woman in Sydney's southwest as "punishment" for her reading the Bible, The Daily Telegraph reports.Should a Muslim woman be allowed to read a Bible if she wants? http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=26145 http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=26145 "The Article contents are unavailable"

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What do you think is the most likely reason for planet Earth to be destroyed? The gods have chosen teams and are playing football with planets. Earth belongs to the losing team. Result = destruction.

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I've never understood why guys find it so facinating to look at girls butts, or butts at all for that matter. What exactly makes them so appealing to the eye? *Since women have bigger bums than men, it's an icon of female sexuality. *It's a lovely cushion to bounce on. *It's also an indication of childbearing ability. The broader the hips the easier it is for her to deliver babies. Men don't think that consciously, but it's the subconscious part of urge that they have to mate with women. *The big bum is a balance point;...

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? Rethinking: What do we mean by saying "allowed"? Allowed by whom? Why should any government or power group have the authority to tell free citizens what they may and may not wear? Businesses may establish their own rules, and we have to respect that. But nobody should be able to compel anyone else to dress or to undress. If we let the government say that, we also grant them the...

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Is there really such thing as witchcraft or is it all made up? Witchcraft is an observable practise. Of course it is real. Whether it is effective as a means of manipulating events or people doesn't affect the fact that it exists.

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Does anyone like scotland I am far across the sea But ma hairt will alwa' be At hame in dear auld Scotland Wi' ma ain folk

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Does anyone really like the I'm so skinny I might break a rib if i sneeze look? Not even one little bit. Contrary to what the magazines say, most men don't. I like a woman to have enough "heft" to have curves where curves should be. If I wake up in the night, I don't want to have to search for her, I want to feel her and know she's there beside me. There's a limit; I don't want a woman who waddles because she is slobby fat. My taste runs...

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Do I look Like I've had kids? If no or so.. Why? Can't see you. Can you post a larger picture on your profile page?

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No answers before, so I'm asking again. Guys - do have a preference for how a vagina looks? How do you feel about long inner lips? What about pubic hair? I'm single after 3 years and want to know. I'm insecure about my lips... but try not to show it :S Onvacation is right; all vulvas [vaginas] are beautiful. Personally, I like a woman with a whole lot of pubic hair, even extending to her butt and thighs; a large clitoris, and long labia that protrude, and even hang down. Fat ones are even nicer. Try these sites: http://www.sexylabia.com/ http://www.sexylabia.com/letters/msg041_no-more-shame.htm Read the letters from girls who USED to be...

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If a girl is raised only knowing of the female anatomy, (up until sex ed class in 6th grade, due to avoidance of the subject of sex by an all female household) would it be natural for her to only be aroused by her own body or others like it-being female? First off, it's unnatural for a kid to be reared by a single parent, or by a house full of only one gender. Mother-father-child is a paradigm that is hard-wired into all of us from millions of years ago. Second, lack of a male figure in the household would upset the paradigm, and I don't mean a brother, unless he is at least a decade older. Therefore, it really can't be...

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I've never understood why guys find it so facinating to look at girls butts, or butts at all for that matter. What exactly makes them so appealing to the eye? I don't understand it either, but I do love to see a full, rounded female bottom.

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Would you feel odd for some reason if I called us all earthlings? Don't! It would tip them off. The earthlings mustn't know that we are here. It would put them in blind panic.

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I hate all men. They are macho shovanist pigs & expect women to be slaves. How do u feel about these words? Aside from the misspelling of chauvinist, you need to look up "chauvinist" for a definition. My dictionary says it means "excessive or blind patriotism: JINGOISM." I don't think that all men are warmongers. I, for one, end to place women above men in almost all social situations, and to give them respect, honour, and deference.

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Is it normal in a relationship for the girl to want more sex then then the boy? I don't know. Maybe you just need a different boyfriend. Or you could come and see me for what you need.

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An Iraqi Muslim man allegedly raped a Muslim woman in Sydney's southwest as "punishment" for her reading the Bible, The Daily Telegraph reports.Should a Muslim woman be allowed to read a Bible if she wants? http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=26145 The rapist got jail time, and not much of that. I don't know Australian law, but he should have been hanged.

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Why do some people still feel like white people owe black people for something white peoples ancestors did to black peoples ancestors 200-300 years ago? All American slave owners and slaves are dead. Does anyone else think that, that is racist? Lisa McClelland got a raw deal. She was attacked as a racist, by racists. I feel for her. A decade or so ago I was teaching in a high school in Texas. One student club was called BASH -- Black American Studies in History. Another was a Latino club whose name I don't remember. Several of my debate students attempted to form a white club, to be called CASH -- Caucasian American Studies in...

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Why do some people still feel like white people owe black people for something white peoples ancestors did to black peoples ancestors 200-300 years ago? All American slave owners and slaves are dead. Does anyone else think that, that is racist? OK, so my great grandfather owned your great great grandfather. So what? It ended 149 years ago. Why does that give you a right to special consideration that I don't get? But the fact is that you get preferment and I don't. Affirmative action is quite enough insult and punishment for things I DIDN'T do, thank you very much. My great great great grandfather came to Georgia as a...

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Have you noticed that white men will discrimnate against black men in favor of black women No. I certainly never did. I judged all my students solely on the quality of their work.

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Can we find another, less pejorative word than "cheater" to define men and women who have relationships outside their marriages? We need a more pejorative word, not less so.

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In America, why is the smoking age 18 and the drinking age is 21 when theoretically tobacco is in some ways more harmful than alcohol? Seems to me it's because the Fed government and the State governments have chosen to ignore the Constitution. The 14th amendment is supposed to guarantee that no citizen be deprived of his rights, except ex-Confederates, that is. 18 is the legal age of citizenship, but you can't have your equal rights anyway.

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How long does it take the Earth to revolve around the Sun? 356days, 12 hours, 7 minutes A year, twit.

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The Earth remains this perfect distance from the Sun. If the Earth were any further away from the sun, we would all freeze. Any closer and we would burn up.Is this why we question the existance of other life forms and believe there's a god? You could also blame a god --- a goddess, that is --- for creating our galaxy. When the infant Herakles (Hercules) cried, Hera nursed him at Her breast, and he bit Her nipple. Milk spewed out across the sky and formed the Milky Way. BTW "galaxy" means "milky milk" in two languages. Gala = Greek milk. Laxa = Latin milky.

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Is our Earth actually hollow with openings at each of the poles? That theory has been kicked around for centuries. Jules Verne wrote a novel about it, whether he believed it or not. H G Wells based his "The Time Machine" on the idea. About the middle of the 20th century, Brinsley Le Poer Trench published a book, "The Secret of the Ages," on this theme, claiming it to be true. Hebrew, Greek, and Christian mythology put the land of dead...

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What is the best thing on earth? Scotland

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I'm 19 and i have three kids. Most people call me a hoe, slut just because i have three kids at 19. what should i do or say. to get them to leave me lone? and they call me a hoe and slut infront of my kids too. By now, this girl is 21 years old. The question was posted in 2007. Her profile says that on the day she posted this question, she had a husband, but had feelings for her ex-boyfriend. Three days later she says she has been with her boyfriend for a year and a half. It also says she hasn't been back on AB since then. Either she isn't truthful on this page, or she's an...

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Should women be allowed to go topless in public such as men? They certainly should. It's only fair. Breast Appreciation Month is coming up soon, and we should be ready for it.

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Why in a world beset by the fear of child abuse do people not see the practice of male circumcision akin to a form of infant genital mutilation? It is not akin to a form; it IS genital mutilation. It's less brutal and less deadly than the Islamic practise of cutting out the clitorises and labia of little girls,, but it is still mutilation. We have to admit that the wives of circumcised men have statistically 52% less cervical cancer than wives of uncut men. But that does not justify the practise of infant mutilation.

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Scenario: You see somebody you know who is drowning. This person has discriminated against you because of your race, gender, sexuality, etc. As a result you despise this person. Would you help him? Of course I would. I might despise myself later for doing so, but that would not deter my rescuing him. I'd be proving that I was the better man. Besides that, I'm a trained SCUBA diver and water safety instructor. Even if I were reluctant, I think my training would kick in. Besides, it would punish his conscience. He'd feel guilty for the rest of his miserable life.

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GUYS ONLY: Do you find the tide has turned and its men who are starting to face discrimination more often? It turned against me decades ago. I'm Caucasian and male. I'm the target for increasing discrimination and downright attacks. Worse, I'm over 50, and a smoker. Many many times I've seen minorities and women promoted over me; people less qualified than I, and with less experience and less seniority.

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Why is Misandry tolerated? What is misandry? I don't know that it is tolerated. By whom?

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I'm 19 and i have three kids. Most people call me a hoe, slut just because i have three kids at 19. what should i do or say. to get them to leave me lone? and they call me a hoe and slut infront of my kids too. Hmm. Are all three with the same husband? What does your husband call you?

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Do you think the Freemasons are a group of respectable do-gooders, or an evil conspiracy? I've heard rumours that they are allied with the Illuminati, and that the Illums are already, behind the scenes in secret, in absolute control of the whole bloody world. Notice that I'm withholding my opinion -- for now.

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Where in Scotland are you most likely to find a monster? Parliament. The First Minister.

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What did your local area look like a century ago? About the same as today, except the barn hadn't been built. There were more trees, because we've had a few hurricanes since then.

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What would you do if someone put a gun to your head and started demanding you for your money? I think I would reach for my wallet, pull out my .38 Cobra instead, and put a round in him.

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Is it really that bad to take drugs? (i.e cannabis, l.s.d, mdma ect...) Except for ETC, every drug you have named is bad for you. Some drugs are less harmful than others, and less harmful to some people than other people. I'm on four different drugs, which do me less harm than they might to some other people. They are caffeine, alcohol, nicotine, and aspirin. BTW, why do you want to do drugs anyway?

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I found a website to get (name brand)cigarette from Europe for under 15 bux a carton. Is it legal? Can anyone help me figure out US and Illinois laws on this matter? (so an idiot could understand it). I've looked and my brain is now mush. Thanks! It might depend on how they get delivered. If by the US Postal Service, it's illegal because it isn't taxed, but no one can know, since Federal mail is protected from inspection. But if the Feds have reason to suspect, they can get a warrant to open your mail. I'm neither qualified nor prepared to give legal advice; that would cost you $200 per hour if you came to my office. ...

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My husband wants me to have sex with another man. He would prefer to be in the room but if I am not into it, than without him is fine. What does this say about him? It says he is weird, and a sexual deviant. That's abnormal. And sick. It also says he is not confident of his masculinity. Any psychologist can tell you that sharing the same woman, or even thoughts of doing so, is a sublimated form of homosexuality. You ought to get therapy for him before his fantasies get worse and he begins to indulge them. But if I were female and his wife, I would...

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Is 6 sexual partners at 19 alot? Yes, it's a lot. It's too many. It shows lack of character, and lack of self-respect.

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Is Obama in any danger of assasination? I fear that he is. I'm unalterably opposed to his policies, and I dislike his smarmy personality; but he is our president, so I have little choice. But we don't need another martyr.

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How accurate do you think the movie "Braveheart" was? Was Wallace more personally ambitious than he is portrayed? And was Robert Bruce as "admiring" of him as depicted? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1141665

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How accurate do you think the movie "Braveheart" was? Was Wallace more personally ambitious than he is portrayed? And was Robert Bruce as "admiring" of him as depicted? Historically it was way off. It got the names and places of the battles right, and most of the characters' names. Wallace was not at all ambitious; he rebelled against the invasion of his homeland, and he had a whole lot of personal charisma. He was 6'6" tall; Edward I was 6'4". The Prince of Wales was bisexual, not exclusively homosexual.

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Is it a braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht?? (lol) Aye. 'Tis a braw bricht moonlicht nicht, and a guid time for a wee drappie. I wad do a deoch an dorus, but I'm a'ready at hame. I've just returned from roamin' in the gloamin'. And I'm a' richt, ye ken. Or I wull be, soon as I get that drappie in me.

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Anyone out there think if a medication is needed or you die that once the patent expires it should be available generically ? (certain insulins have expired patents and govt. pacs are still keeping them from being manufactured generically) Legally, anything on which the patent has expired should be available. In general, Jen dear, I'm on your side. However, some medications can be damned dangerous if used in incorrect dosages. Overdose or underdose of insulin, for example, can kill you. I'm of mixed mind on this issue. An AB friend of mine got hooked on prescription meds, and had an horrific YEAR of extremely...

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The Earth remains this perfect distance from the Sun. If the Earth were any further away from the sun, we would all freeze. Any closer and we would burn up.Is this why we question the existance of other life forms and believe there's a god? a. It's not a "perfect distance"; it varies seasonally. The earth's orbit is elliptical. What does any god or goddess have to do with it? You think maybe Zeus spun a mudball on His finger and then flicked it out into space?

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Why is the Earth egg shaped and not round? Wouldn't this cause the Earth's spin to out of balance? Earth does spin out of balance, by a minuscule fraction. A 24-hour photo of the North Star shows an infinitesimally tiny ring, not a fixed point.

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Do you believe witchcraft is real? It's an observable practise. Of course it is real. Whether it is effective as a means of manipulating events or people doesn't affect the fact that it exists.

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Why are the Scottish jealous of the Irish? I've observed it to be the other way round.

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Me, my two brothers and my dad have birthdays on March 10,12,14 and 16, why do you think that is? I think it is because y'all were born on the 10th, 12th, 14th, and 16th. And I think it's just so cute.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? Robin was urgent. There. Now are you happy?

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Where you live are there more banks or churches? Does there seem to be one on every corner? I live in a village of 391 people. Including that and the town 6 miles east of us (pop.2,115) there is one bank, and there are 22 churches. None of them is Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Methodist, or Catholic.

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Should the French be called Froles? Or A**holes? Then the Swedes would be Swoles. Mexicans, Moles. Canadians (you'll like this) Canoles. Bulgarians, Boles. . Or if the French are Frogs, would the Germans be Grogs? I'd better quit while I can.

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Are all addicts masters of deception? I think they tend to deceive themselves more than others. If you associate with an addict on a regular basis, you learn the signs VERY quickly.

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Is there anything alternative to salt? For what purpose? Flavoring? Food preservation? Pickling? Toothpaste? Weed killer? Insect repellent? Cleaning product? As a component of human blood and other body fluids, there is no alternative. Without sufficient salt, you die. The body constantly loses salt through sweat, saliva, etc. It has to be replaced regularly. It's difficult to ingest too much salt; your tongue will begin to...

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Are all vaginas beautiful? The human vulva is the definition of beauty.

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Would it make a difference to you if my ethnic origins included caucasian, indian, and black ancestors? No. Should it?

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A Welsh council just changed the name of a traditional pudding from "spotted dick" to "spotted Richard."(really) what do AB'ers think? Damned silly. As Sid said, it's political correctness gone mad. I'm beginning to despair for the UK.

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How do I get rid of a man that I use to date when I was in Jr. High (he was in high school) to leave me alone? I'm in my 20's now. I told him I've moved on and there's no chance but he rings my doorbell like every other day. He's annoying. That's stalking, and it's a crime. Embarrassing him on a date might work better, but if it doesn't, call the cops.

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Why would a father set up the biological mother of his son after 27 years. With spiteful actions though out my 2nd marriage before I found out. I don't understand your clarification either.

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Do you know a name for terrorists that is less offensive? How about Moslem, or Irish nationalist, or Basque, or Burmese soldier? Singapore cop?

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How do i be presidant of united staets of amereca? Get born as a Moslem in Kenya, move to Indonesia, and get the backing of George Soros. Oh, and be sure to hide your birth certificate.

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Do you agree with president obama that afghanistan is the biggest threat to the united states? No, Islam is the biggest threat.

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Is Harry Reid an active Mormon? Harry Reid is an active moron. Or maybe a high-grade imbecile?

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We need a license to drive, get married, certain professions, yet no license is required to enter politics, why? How's this? Being in politics IS a license -- to steal.

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Have you ever read the book "Yellow River" by I.P. Freely? And the minor classic "Bursting Bladder," by Willie Makeit?

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How many people really wish that they could have been there at the inauguration day? Inauguration of what?

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Did you "puff puff pass" back in the day? Back in what day? And what does "puff puff pass" mean?

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Have you ever lifted something too heavy and hurt your back? From a sitting position, I lifted a TV set and broke two ribs.

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If all the tanks in the world lined up and fired a shot at the same time would it throw the earth off it's gravitational circle? Not bloody likely. The use of tidal fluctuation to generate electricity has a much greater effect on earth's rotation.

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What have humans done to help the earth? Well, we plough, plant, harvest, rotate crops, and replant. My daughter is a tree farmer; she plants five seedlings for every three trees she harvests. She drains swamps in order to clean up and manage her wetlands, builds dikes and levees to reduce erosion. Her husband manages wildlife on her lands, creating safe zones for animals and --- you won't like this next bit: he hunts on a...

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Do you face parking problem outside your apartment? I live on 600 acres of land. It takes half an hour just to drive around the fence line. 500 cars could get lost beyond the 5-acre lake that is my front yard.

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Can someone please tell me why I have been sent here. I only ate my shoes and socks. Its not as if I ate someone elses. I've heard that you can't keep Jews in a Padded Room; they'll eat the "lox."

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Guys would like if your gf came into the living room, before the game started, knelt on her knees, took of her top and bra off, gave you a bj infront of the guys, got dressed went back in the kitchen to finish the food? doing all of this without speaking You say you were asked to do that. Clearly your boyfriend has no respect for you as a woman, or as a person. He sounds like a pervert to me. IMO you'd be better off without him.

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What is the difference between sod and grass? Do all sods smoke grass?

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Whats a bad way to get rid of a dead pet fish? I don't think I would pet a dead fish. Nononono.

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What is the real name of a pug dog. The pug dog is called PittiSing, but her real name is Madge.

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Can someone please tell me why I have been sent here. I only ate my shoes and socks. Its not as if I ate someone elses. You were obviously sent here to set an example for all the banister eaters, to save us from perdition.

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Guys need ur help my friend asked me if white wine vinegar has alcohol in it and i dont hav a clue can us help me thanx Yes and no. Vinegar is mostly acetic acid (CH3COOH) and water. Vinegar is a liquid produced by the fermentation of alcohol into acetic acid as well as other fermentation by-products. The fermentation process is never entirely complete, but any trace amount of alcohol in vinegar is minuscule, and will evaporfate or burn off during cooking. Natural vinegars also contain smaller amounts of...

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Do you place your beverage on the right or left side of your computer? Right

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When you brush your teeth, where is your starting position for the brush ? mine is top left front... thanks My starting point is TDC.

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What made your music die? My music died when the girl I loved ran off with a travelling salesman. But at least she had the decency to return my ring.

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Do you think angels always being good and demons always being bad is cliche? Indeed I do. Very cliche. "Demon" is a modernisation of "daemon," which simply meant "spirit." And "demon" is not the equivalent of "devil" by any means. IMO neither angels (which means "messengers") nor demons have any moral standing at all. They just do their jobs and try to make a buck like all the rest of us. If memory serves,...

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Is the US a bilingual country (yet)? I'd say so. Depending where you live, election ballots are printed in English and Spanish, or English and French. Street signs in much of Louisiana are in French. In Alief, TX, they're in Mandarin Chinese. In downtown Houston they're in VietNamese. Radio stations all over America broadcast exclusively in Czechish, Polish, German, French, or Spanish. I don't know of any that...

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What would you do if a god was real but it wasn't your god? No problem. I give reverence and respect to any god whose territory I enter, and to hundreds of other gods besides, all the time.

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Why don't Catholics eat meat during Lent I gave up church for Lent.

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When you converse, how often do you go off on a tangent? Almost every time.

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Why hasn't Cap'n Crunch been promoted to Admiral yet? It would ruin the alliterative quality of the name. But also, he's a doodoo head, and a nut case.

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Aside from Captain America and Captain Marvel, which other superheroes have "captain" as part of their name? Captain Underpants

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From which Islamic country has the US received the most immigrants? My guess would be Pakistan. Nigeria is also high on the list.

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What is your favorite movie to have the word, "diary" or "diaries" in the title? Red Shoe Diaries. Alexandra Tydings is one red hot mama.

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What is the difference between sod and grass? Sod is topsoil bound together by grass roots. So in a way, sod is inseparable from grass. Without the grass, it would be soil; with the grass it becomes sod, or turf. One of the four basic Rghts of Commons by Old English Common Law is "turvary," the right to cut sods from common land and take them home. The other three are Pasturage, Pescary, and Estover.

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What have humans done to help the earth? Help her do what?

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Do you ever feed your cat(s)/dog(s) meat bought from the supermarket/butcher? If so, do you serve it raw or cooked? I've done it both ways.

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What is your prize for beating the devil in a fiddling contest? A gold fiddle, wasn't it? Down in Georgia.

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Who on here is a major (a non-minor) and be honest ? :P Age? OK, I'm 32 years older than you.

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Who on here is a major (a non-minor) and be honest ? :P I don't like digging that deep underground, so I'm not a *miner*.

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How i survived a storke? My grandma told me that the storke brought me to my mama. I survived that.

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Who on here is a major (a non-minor) and be honest ? :P I'm a retired Light Colonel

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Whats a bad way to get rid of a dead pet fish? Put it in your pipe and smoke it.

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As a child or an adult have you ever worn a cowboy or a coonskin hat? Oh, yes. I've worn a coonskin a few times; never owned one. But I've owned and worn several "cowboy" type hats; my current one a real Stetson. The one I wear most often is a safari hat, with the sewn brim that comes down front and back. In winter I wear a deerstalker.

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When Little Red Ridinghood arrived at her grandma's house what did she find? Humorous answers please. A set of damned stinky bedsheets. And maybe a lupine turd in the corner?

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Is there an child adoption agency in florida or closer to palm bay and is it free to adopt? Adoption is not free. Even the cheapest adoption is expensive.

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My ex boyfriend is taking me to court over access to our 12 month old daughter. If he found out that my boyfriend punched me during a fight once,could he use that against ME in court? Even though my boyfriend adores my daughter and would NEVER hurt her? Yes, love, it can and should be used in court. But only if the hitter (Ex#2) is still in your life. If he hit you once, you can NEVER BE SURE that he won't hit you again, or hit your daughter. . But I wonder about another aspect of this. If your ex (EX#1) is the child's father, why is he not your husband? Or at least your ex-husband? You said "access to." Is he suing...

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Can mollies and black tetras mate? I have two mollies that seem to be females but had two male tetras. The tetras both died but my molly had little fish. Some are light colored greyish and two are black. The tetras were greyish. There are several species of aquarium fish that can do a spontaneous sex change. Mollies may be one of those species. I had a batch of fish; I think they were either tetras or mollies. There was only one male, who died. The females began to show definite signs of anxiety for a few days; they weren't getting any. . Then one of them metamorphosed into a male, and the females got happy...

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Whats a bad way to get rid of a dead pet fish? Feed it to the cat?

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Do you need a separate driver's license to drive in Europe if you have a US license ? I've rented and driven cars in six countries. I used my US (Texas) driver's licence for all of them, even though I have an international driver's licence printed in four languages.

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We need a license to drive, get married, certain professions, yet no license is required to enter politics, why? Last time I checked, the only required licence to be elected was a valid birth certificate.

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Guys would like if your gf came into the living room, before the game started, knelt on her knees, took of her top and bra off, gave you a bj infront of the guys, got dressed went back in the kitchen to finish the food? doing all of this without speaking Not in front of others, no. Dumb question. Making love is a private, intimate thing between one woman and one man. That exhibition would cheapen the act, and probably kill the relationship.

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Would you vote for a bill to kill people? What people? To kill terrorists, convicted murderers, and especially rapists, I would not only vote for the bill, I would volunteer to do the killing. I know that would make me no better than the criminals, but I don't care. So be it.

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What does your room spell like? Y O U R R O O M

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What always goes off with a bang? My 20 gauge shotgun.

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Did you know that Snoop Dog uses drugs? The only Snoop Dog I know of is Charley Brown's Snoopy. They don't let aviators use drugs. In any case, I never heard of a dog using drugs.

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Which crocodilian kills the least number of people despite living in close proximity to human settlements It is certainly not the Washingtonosaurus DCensis. Those suckers kill indiscriminately, even without physical contact, after they have sucked the victim totally dry.

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What exactly would cause the calliope to crashed to the ground? She twisted her ankle chasing her sister Viola down the stairs.

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What should I do bout my grandma?She tells on me2my grandpa if I do something she doesn't like, bitches & complains bout being sick&claims it has nothin2do w/her poor eating habits.Orders us around especially gpa,I'm afraid she'll kill him when I move out Get her a psych evaluation.

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When Little Red Ridinghood arrived at her grandma's house what did she find? Humorous answers please. A girl in a kangaroo suit. Remember those old Jax beer commercials with Stiller and Meara?

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Who was Moses? He was the bastard son of Pharaoh's daughter. She had to make up a fantastic story about finding a baby floating in the river, or she would have been in deep trouble with her daddy. . . . . OK, go ahead, brand it as offensive. But think about it first.

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Do you know any funny phone numbers to businesses, as a beauty shop's number "713- R U Hairy"? 624-8363 =UBI TEME 286 6889 = 2 SNOTTY

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Is there any treatment for Lackawanna? Yes. Keep the rails free of rust. Especially in Delaware. . Says Phoebe Snow, About to go Upon a trip to Buffalo, "My gown stays white From morn til night Upon the road of anthracite."

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Who fell out of the apple tree? Sir Isaac Apple? No, that's not right. I think his first name was Fig. That can't be right either; figs can't fall from apple trees. Maybe John Chapman; he planted a whole lot of apples.

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Do you (or anyone you know) use the word "macadam"? Occasionally, but not as often as tarmac (which is a short form of tarmacadam). And I have heard people say, "...a macadamized road." I've also heard people say "wittles" for victuals and "wydock" for viaduct.

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Can a witch enter the Kingdom of God? The kingdom of which god?

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Is it possible to be Wiccan and not believe in a god and goddess? I shouldn't think so, but don't rely on my private opinion, and don't quote me.

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Why should I believe in a Goddess? You have to believe what you choose to believe. I know why I believe in goddesses, but that's not a valid reason for you. But it's a fact that there were goddesses LONG before there were gods. That's probably because no one had figured out that men had anything to do with making babies. They thought that women conceived just because they had the supernatural power to do so. When...

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If i sleep with 3 different guys in two weeks, does that make me a slut? No. Yet it is true that sleeping around is the behaviour of a slut. Doing so doesn't make one a slut. BEING a slut makes her do so.

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When was the last time you said "bling bling" I've never said it. It seems gibberish. Does it mean something? Why?

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Can you explain labor day to me? It's tomorrow. Here's to all who labour and are heavy laden. . Cheers! (gulp)

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Do you think animals think about sex as much as humans? Just FYI, there is one species of field vole in which the male vole mates with dozens of females, non-stop, until he overloads his cardiovascular system and has a stroke. He literally screws himself to death. There are very few male field voles. The females all come in heat at the same time, and they line up and wait. . This is not a joke.

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What does the circle of life mean to you? That everything dies and is reborn; and that everything is food for something else. At the stark, basic bottom line, only two things ever happen: eating and copulation; that's nutrition and reproduction. And every time anything eats, something else has to die.

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What are the name of the shoes that you wore today? Tom and Harry

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What were your feelings when Ted Kennedy passed? Relief. I thought: "Whew! We're finally rid of that lying murderer! Let's hope that's the last we ever hear of that family of Communist Mafioso thieves."

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If you have 5 unopened beers in a six-pack in your vehicle, is that considered "open liquor" to the police? They had better be out of arm's reach. In the trunk is safer.

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In a phrase like "my neck of the woods," why a neck? Where did this come from? "Neck" used to mean a narrow stretch between two larger areas. Perhaps it was a colloquial bit of dialect that meant "area" or "region."

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Is anyone else sitting around in only a pair of underwear and tennis shoes right now? I'm sitting around in only a pair of bifocals.

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Is a key still a key if there's nothing to unlock? Depends whether you can sing in the new key, say F minor, for example.

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I just changed my avatar. How do you like it? Just drop the other one in the washer. You can use it again after it's dry.

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I have been trying to train 3 cockatiels for a week and a half now, and they refuse to come out of the cage when I open it because they know that I will come pick them up if they do. Is it time to give up? I've been trying for decades to train my cocktails. I want them to mix themselves, pour themselves over an ice cube, and come sit in my hand so that I won't have to pick them up. I'm not giving up.

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If you are depressed and commit suicide because professionals have screwed you up even more, is it wrong to kill yourself, or just plain sensible, knowing that you can't do anything about it because of an illness and your situation? If you've killed yourself, then you have gone beyond right and wrong, and it will no longer matter. Dead is dead.

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Is there no greater anger than the anger of the just? Yes. That of a woman scorned.

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Would you move in? There is a beautiful house for sale exactly like the one of your dreams. It went on the market for $1,000.00 the same amount you have in the bank. However a whole family was murdered in it last year. Would you buy it? Why or why not? A friend of mine bought a house that was built on the site of a centuries-old cemetery. Unseen THINGS came in the night and stripped sheets off the beds, knocked the kids down, and did other strange stuff. Exorcism didn't help. They moved out.

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Im going to columbia for a vacation, ive heard the coke there is so exceptional its not good to smoke it. True or False? Last I checked, Columbia is a University in New York. If you mean Colombia, then you'd be a fool to go there. It's full of drug addicts and dealers. And if by "coke" you mean cocaine, it's not smoked. It's used in other ways, but smoking is not one of them. Deference to Sharona: my knowledge of cocaine is zilch. I thought it was injected with a needle....

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My boyfriend has started taking herion and he smokes weed. am i really a bad person 2 want him 2 stop it. recently someone anwered my question but made it out like he need 2 take weed and he does not cause his on medication. and there is know reason 2 the Girl, You need to get away from that man right away, whether he's doing "herion" or heroin. This afternoon would be a bit late to do so. What is herion?

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Would you move in? There is a beautiful house for sale exactly like the one of your dreams. It went on the market for $1,000.00 the same amount you have in the bank. However a whole family was murdered in it last year. Would you buy it? Why or why not? My neighbours bought a house dirt cheap. The first night, they went to sleep in the bedroom, and the ghost of a red-haired woman came screaming at them out of the closet. The next day, the real estate agent admitted that the previous owner had murdered his red-haired wife in the bedroom and hidden her dead body in the closet. They decided to keep the house anyway, and had a ghost hunter come...

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Can you explain labor day to me? Labor Day is the time, within a few days, when the girls go into labor who got pregnant just after a long Thanksgiving weekend the year before.

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What time do the cows come home? Time! Time? What's time to a cow?

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Do you think animals think about sex as much as humans? I'm not sure that any animals other than dogs and cats think about humans very much at all.

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What are the name of the shoes that you wore today? I didn't wear shoes today.

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Do you think animals think about sex as much as humans? We already know that they don't. Homo Sapiens is the only advanced life form with a 365-day mating season.

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Would you consider yourself an extrovert or an introvert? Yes. But not on the fifth Thursday of each month.

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Who fell out of the apple tree? My sister, and she broke her arm.

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Do Arabians have a sense of humor? Well, they'll give you the horse laugh.

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Is it possible to get pregnant if the male pulls out and ejaculates on top of your vaginal area, then continues to have sex with you afterwards? Only if you're female.

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Are there blind electricians? I hope so. I've bought a set of electric blinds

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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. Lost any habits lately? A women's track team is like a tribe of pygmies because........... . . . . Well, a tribe of pygmies are . a bunch of cunning runts, and ........

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Do you know any funny phone numbers to businesses, as a beauty shop's number "713- R U Hairy"? BR - 549 Of course. But it may be disconnected; I heard that Junior Samples had died.

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How many collard students graduate "magna cum laude"? There are people who study collards? When I was a kid, the blacks called them "colored greens," and didn't think "white folks" should be allowed to eat them.

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What is your favourite vice? I have three controlled vices: in no particular order, caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. My fourth vice is rampant and irresistible: laziness.

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Who else hates Daylight Saving Time as much as I do? This is my response to Millennium: Why do I hate it? First, it's unconstitutional. The Fed has no excuse to mess with our clocks. Check the 9th and 10th Amendments. Second, it was instituted to give us "more time to enjoy life after work," and "to save energy." It may have saved energy in the 1960s, before air conditioning was popular; but it no longer does so. It...

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When is it okay to break the law? I cannot give a blanket response. I'd have to go case by case. But when a law is immoral, or when it violates the rights of the people (as a people OR as individuals), or when it is simply petty and stupid, I think it's not only OK, but mandatory to break such a law, AND to take the consequences thereof. In a city where I once lived, there was a law (still on the books after 110...

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I don't have a word of the day today .. can you please give me one of yours? Assiduous Constant; persistent; industrious.

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Has any American President ever ignored the U.S. Constitution to the degree Obama has? Said the Sandman to the people on AB, "Did you see what I saw? Did you hear what I heard? It was a quick flash this morning as I surfed the channels for wake-up news, but I thought I heard a reporter say that Obama made an appearance at an elementary school, and that the children were instructed to "pledge allegiance to President Obama." That couldn't have happened,...

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Has any American President ever ignored the U.S. Constitution to the degree Obama has? People, I'm not sure that all the statist, socialist, totalitarian power grabs are attributable to the POTUS. I expect a thorough examination might show that the Congress, especially the House, and more specifically the Speaker, is the instigator of most of the excesses for which we blame the Ayatol ...er... the president.

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Anything that is universally taken for granted is bound to be wrong because the alignment of general judgement is unlikely unless manipulated into place by self-seeking people with axes to grind. Do you agree? No. Some things can be taken for granted, like if you step off the roof, you will fall. Put your hand in the fire, it will hurt.

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Is a lady less classy if she has tattoos? Yes. She is less classy.

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Who were responsible,Biblically, for the first recorded POGROM in history ,and why did they do this? The wandering Jews, after 40 years in the desert, invaded the land of Canaan and destroyed the inhabitants thereof. Why? Because God told them to. But long before that pogrom, God himself had destroyed the people of Sodom and Gomorrah; that counts as a pogrom. And then later he destroyed all life on earth. In both of those pogroms, he did it because he didn't like their idea of what...

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What did god say would happen if adam and eve disobeyed? Genesis 2:17 "...in the day that thou eatest thereof, thou shalt surely die." So then the serpent said unto Eve (somehow a walking, talking snake didn't surprise her), "He lied to you. 'Thou shat not surely die.'"(Genesis 3:4) So they ate the fruit, and sure enough, they didn't die on the same day. They didn't die for a few hundred years...

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How can I disable the airbags in my Toyota Camry? Never mind. My daughter totalled the Camry (we both walked away, and the airbags did not deploy anyway). I bought a Jeep; it has a key slot to turn the airbags off.

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Who else hates Daylight Saving Time as much as I do? As the old Indian chief said, "Only a government could be dumb enough to think that if you cut a foot off the head of a blanket and sew it on at the bottom, you would make a longer blanket."

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Is there any country in the Americas where the majority of the population is Amerindian? Just a hipshot, with no research, but I would suggest Peru, Ecuador, Uruguay, maybe even Brazil. Do mestizos count?

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What is the quirkiest place name you know? Pissing Yad, Scotland. Or Old Dime Box, Texas.

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How many antiques do you own? A few old rifles and shotguns (one from the American War Between the States), a few old books, my mother's platinum wedding ring set, the complete sermons of the reverend Mr. Charles Lesley (First edition,1729) and myself. I'm an antique.

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Aside from Superman and Batman, who are some other superheroes who wear capes? Captain Marvel, Green Lantern, Batman, Robin, Captain Underpants

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Do you have any sad piano music that i could listen to? Try the Kindertotenlieder; songs for dead childen. It's by Gustav Mahler.

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Do you find it easy to "turn the other cheek"? Very very seldom. I have a different mindset. I never strike the first blow, but always strike the second.

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What's a spaghetti western? Made in Italy, or by Italians, with stark Italian production techniques.

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Who played Liberty Valance in "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance? You had John Wayne, Lee Marvin, and Jimmy Stewart all together in the same film. You can't beat that with a stick.

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In which movie did Alan Ladd proclaim "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"? It wasn't Alan Ladd who said that. ANd yes, dragon, I knew he was too short.

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Doesn't Ezekiel:16 shows up God as a ‘dirty old man’ grooming an orphan for sex and later an impotent jealous husband who can neither 'satisfy' nor punish his adulterous wife ‘Jerusalem'? Yes, it does. And Jerusalem is a child bride, at that.

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If Allah chose Jesus as one of the prophets, then why did Jesus say he was the Son of God? jibberjabbers Aug, 31 You've said, "Jews believed Jesus was a false prophet. Which is why they killed him." You need to do some homework. The Jews had little or nothing to do with his death. He was CRUCIFIED. That was a Roman execution, carried out by Romans under the orders of the Roman governor. For the Jews, it was unthinkable, and blasphemous, to hang a man on a tree, or...

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I don't have a word of the day today .. can you please give me one of yours? recherché: 1. choice, rare, exotic, 2. excessively refined, affected, 3. pretentious, overblown.

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Isn't Genesis:4:16-18 the evidence for prosperous places without God’s presence on (flat!)earth, or heaven, even? (The city of Enoch, Nod, east of Eden!) Yes. Irrefutable evidence, if you can believe what was written in Genesis. East of Eden would be Persia. Cain married an Iranian woman. We're all doomed.

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Revelations :- And the lamb opened the seventh seal, and silence covered the sky . Whats the meaning of this? They want us to BELIEVE this LITERALLY? Even if all those distorted visions had some metaphoric relevance, it's still the raving of a fanatic who was high as a kite on some hallucinogen.

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How do I know if God exists? You don't. Unless your god -- or A god -- has appeared to you, touched you, spoken to you, you don't know. Abraham may have known. Moses may have known. Ezekiel may have known. But when they told others, the others did not know, and no one else can ever know. When I was dead, a goddess appeared to me and TOLD me to go back. Sheesh! I could have started a new religion from that...

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Anal Sex! I refuse to do it, my sole reason is that I think that it's one step closer to being gay...your opinions? IMO, you'd have to be queer even to want to try.

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Would you kill a ladybug? No way. They're good luck, and they eat other bugs. When I was a kid, we called them "ladybirds." And we sang, "Ladybird, ladybird, Fly away home. Your house is on fire, Your children will burn." P.S.: They were originally called "birds of Our Lady", i.e., Mother Mary. Ergo they were blessed, and naturally good luck.

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Can anyone recommend a program to remove popup advertising? (freeware) Went on a site and became infected. I have Spydoctor but the service as runout. Thanks I've got SuperAntiSpyware. And it's a free download. My virus scanner is AVG, also free. It asks if I want it to block this, or kill that. I like it better than McAfee or Norton.

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I turn on the water and then get into the shower. But some people get in the shower and then start the water. Which way do you do it? Mine's directional. I get in, turn the head aside, warm up the water, and then turn it back on my skin. When I lived in Tennessee, I bathed in the river. No way to heat that.

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Would you be as happy receiving a single Daisy as you would receiving a bouquet of Roses? I'm not a girl, but I should think a single flower that he picked himself would be more romantic than a prepackaged bouquet. Just as a single candle is more romantic than 1400 watts of blazing light.

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Why did Israel/Israelites demand and earthly king and reject God as their King?1 Samuel 8 Possibly because they could not hold a god to account.

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HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT IS TRUE AND JUST STORIES IN THE BIBLE IF NOBODY HAS THE ORIGINAL DOC Quite simply, we don't. Te Dead Sea scrolls and the Nag Hammadi scriptures are copies of earlier manuscripts. There is not even any way to say that perhaps one or two papers in either of those collections may not be an original. No way to know.

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Why do you believe in Bible? Because it's God's word. And why do you believe in God? Because Bible says so. Please help me solve this conundrum. If I am reading you right, this is a question about faulty logic, not about Biblical faith. It's not a conundrum as such. It's an example of petitio principii, otherwise known as "begging the question," or "circular reasoning." It consists of taking the conclusion as a premise in order to "prove" the idea that you've already accepted as true. ...

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Putting Genesis 1:27 & 5:3 together, how difficult is it to realize that man conceived the ‘idea of God’ as he did children? Putting Genesis 1:27, 2:21-22, and 5:3 together, I find it easy to see why so many people believe that Adam had two wives, Lilith and Eve, 130 years apart.

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How do you feel about the new hate crimes bill that makes it unlawful for a preacher to say homosexuality is a sin? As a Christian, how do you propose we demolish that law before it becomes a stronghold as 2Cor 10:4-6 admonishes? What law are you referring to? "...new hate crimes bill" doesn't give me much to go on.

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Does anyone else find it incredulous that those early Biblical virile men (Adam-930, Noah-950, Abraham-175) produced so few children in their long-lives, without any notion of birth-control & with seemingly unlimited supply of [anon.] fertile women? No. I couldn't find it doubting (incredulous), but I might find it doubtful (incredible). But no one ever said those stories were complete. If they wrote every minute of every day of every life of every character in every story, it would be 70 million pages.

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Can you sum up the bible in two words? Mythic legends

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Did God answer the prayers, ‘bless and reward’ the passers-by in Ezekiel:16 by bestowing upon them the FREE sexual favors (+ gifts) of his hot wife ‘Jerusalem’? Ezekiel 16? Where in Ezekiel 16?

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Do you believe the bible is the actual and factual "word of 'God'"? Not a single word. Some passages may -- MAY -- possibly be divinely inspired, but none of any of the various Biblical scriptures was authored by any deity. Every word in all the holy scriptures was written by a human being.

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Romeo romeo ..where the hell are you? Damn. Are you one of those uneducated people who believe that "wherefore" means "where"? It doesn't, you know.

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Romeo romeo ..where the hell are you? Down in the cellar, eating sauerkraut. Or was that Moses?

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What is your definition of evil? Anything that disagrees with me.

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What is your favorite side dish on thanksgiving? Blood pudding.

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Can you visit your offender in prison when your 16? I don't understand the question. "your offender" means what? The person who committed an offense against you? A relative who has committed a crime? Your boyfriend who has done a crime? Clarify the question, please.

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I was molested from the age of 2 to 15 everyday. I have been married for 8 years and sex just feels like a punishment. Will this ever go away? Will i always be "sexually scarred"? You probably will be psychologically scarred for life. But deep therapy may possibly make it easier to cope with. It can be made to recede into buried memory. Therapy, therapy, therapy. How is your husband handling this?

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I'm 21 and have lived with my bf for 4 years he's a great guy. Good husband material. But I don't love him any more. I like him and like hanging out with him. Shuld I marry him even thou I don't love him?how much does love matter? Interesting that you failed to mention whether he has asked you to marry him. It can't be done unilaterally; it takes two. Has he asked? Does he love you? How do you know that? You've lived with a guy for four years, and never a thought of marrying? You are some piece of work; you both are. Depending what State you live in, after four years of living together, you're probably...

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I masturbate over 8 times every day, is this normal? am i addicted? an will i run short of sperm? No, it's not normal. You are addicted, and addiction is dangerous. Masturbation is not. You can't run out of seeds; your testicles constantly manufacture them. It's a biological process known as spermatogenesis. Look it up.

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At what age would it be appropriate to teach one's own child how to drink alcoholic beverage responsibly? I started dipping my daughter's pacifier in liqueur before she was a year old. She grew up without the fascination of the forbidden about alcohol. Both my daughters were allowed to have a little wine with dinner from age 12, and even an occasional sip of my whisky if they asked. Both of them have grown up to be mature and responsible about drinking. I didn't want them to sneak and...

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What makes you happy even if you are down? A phone call from my children, or from my ladyfriend. Or better, seeing any of them in person.

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What should i get my girlfriend for our 5 year anniversary, other than an engagement ring? (No drugs. She's preggers.) Am I missing something? You and she have been together for five years, and she's carrying your child, but you don't want to give her an engagement ring? She should have had a wedding ring five years ago. What aren't you saying? What kind of man are you?

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I feel so guilty and dirty after having sex with someone other than my ex boyfriend...Is there a reason behind this and how can I stop feeling so bad? If he was already your "ex" when you had sex with someone else, then there's no reason to feel guilty. If you were still with him, and slept with someone else, it's normal to feel guilty. But since you do, my guess is that deep within yourself, you still feel that he is yours and you are his. You are reacting emotionally as if you're his wife. If you can't or...

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What religion is the most evil? The one that encourages international terrorism. I think if I posted the name, I'd get evicted from Answerbag. The administrators don't encourage unpopular statements.

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Do you think the 4th of July has turned into nothing but a waste of money on fireworks and a lame excuse to get drunk? What are your thoughts? For the most part, and from what I see and read, it's just that. An excuse to blow fireworks and get drunk. But not for me. I do blow fireworks, yes. But I fly the Flag, pray for America, toast her with Special Reserve whisky, and always end the day watching the musical "1776."

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What is your favorite American patriotic song? If we mean simply patriotic, for me it's got to be "God Bless America," as the immortal Kate Smith sang it. If we are thinking about a national anthem, "America The Beautiful" should be it. It's purely American, and filled with peace, hope, love, and joy; not a melody copied from an old British drinking song, with lyrics that celebrate war instead of peace.

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What does a woman's vagina smell and taste like? If she keeps herself clean, and if she's not diseased, a woman's pussy smells like Paradise, tastes like ambrosia.

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Do you have a Vagina pic you can share with us that you think is attractive? A girl on another AB page managed to post hers. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1482842/date_desc

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I had unprotected sex 5 days after my period, but he "pulled out" before he came, could I be pregant? Oh, Hell yes. When a guy is aroused, even before he gets fully hard, there will be some leakage. It's called pre-ejaculate, and it contains a few million sperm. Welcome to motherhood, and good luck for the next eighteen years of raising a child.

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I have been dating my gf for only 6 months. We are very much in love but sort of young only 19 and20 I have to move away to go to school. She can come with me but the only way it would be possible is if we were to get married. Should i propose? If you two (read: y'all) are truly in love and deeply committed to each other, then what's to wait for? Being married means half the expense for rent, and double the income for you as a couple. College for anyone is hard; it's harder for married couples. But is it harder than waiting four years to have each other? Just be careful and don't get pregnant until at least...

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I have one ovary and one kidney i have been ttc for about 2 years now with no luck, my periods come at the same time every month but are heavy and sometimes i get a sharp pain where my remaining ovary is, could these things be causes of it? Failing all else, (again, this is for the OB/GYN to work on), you could use his sperm for artificial insemination. Good luck honey.

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I 19yrs old have unprotected sex with my bf almost everyday. when ive peed for the last ten days i get brownish or rarely sometimes bright red blood on the toilet paper. Its not my period. Why am I bleeding? Am i Pregnant? Am i having a miscarriage? Maybe, but not likely. You could have contracted any of a dozen venereal diseases. What the hell did you expect? TEN DAYS! And you haven't been to see your gynecologist? You are just asking for misery, girl. Turn off the computer, grab your purse,and go. Now.

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Is fluoride in the water good 4 u? Fluoride is a violent poison, more toxic than lead, and only 2% less toxic than arsenic. It turns the teeth brown, damages the bones, induces Down's Syndrome, and lowers IQ. http://www.fluoridation.com/calgaryh.htm http://www.environmentalhealthnews.org... http://www.wholywater.com/fluoride.html http://www.fluoridealert.org/downs-syndrome.htm http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8338976...

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When the enamel wears to the bone on a tooth, will flouride in toothpaste harden the bone to slow decay like it does to enamel? ***UPDATE*** No. It will attack the marrow and the periosteum, and give you severe pain in your bones. It discolours the teeth and makes them brittle. Harder, but brittle. In my home State there is one county with natural fluoride in the water table. Almost everyone in the county has brown teeth. A brown smile means she comes from D*** S**** County.

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What are the risks if someone consumes too much flouride early in life (preschool age)? is this linked with any bone density abnormalities? extra growths on bones etc? It will damage the enamel of the teeth, make them brittle, make the bones brittle, and induce fluorosis. Google "fluorosis" and/or "symptoms."

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Which is the toothpaste not containing flouride? ***UPDATE*** I use baking soda and plain table salt, about 80/20. Arm&Hammer has now come out with a toothpaste containing baking soda. It's good, and it costs only about 230% more than mixing your own. Baking soda and salt mixed with a few drops of peroxide is even better; it will bleach your teeth at the same time. And peroxide is MUCH more effective than any mouthwash on the...

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Lately, my breath has been horrible acording to my husband. I have been very congested and have a lot of mucus. Could it be the mucus making my mouth stink? Sheriff, dear, mucus does have an unpleasant odour. But you need to find out what's causing the mucus overload. Brushing the teeth is OK, but teeth don't stink. Brush or scrape your tongue. Dead skin cells gather there, and are decaying as you sleep. But we are a bunch of laymen here, love. Ask your doctor, especially about the congestion. Sinus drainage is a sign of something wrong.

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I'm not religious at all, but I dreamed I was Mary Magdalene and was sitting under a tree with Jesus holding his baby in a sheet. Jesus took the sheet from me, the baby disappeared, and Jesus was upset. What could this mean? Perhaps you should have been a nun. They (Nuns) claim to be brides of Jesus. You'd be only one of a vast harem of brides, I suppose.

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If Allah chose Jesus as one of the prophets, then why did Jesus say he was the Son of God? Who says, and where is it said, that Allah CHOSE Jesus as a prophet? And as an Islamic prophet, at that.

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Was Jesus circumcised? Not to make light of what some see as a holy ritual, and a holy object, it makes one wonder what happened to the Holy Foreskin. For many centuries there has been a persistent rumour going about that in New Testament Biblical times, the officiating priest was required to EAT the foreskin of every boy whom he circumcised. "A ... number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess...

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What might you want to protect? 1. My children 2. My friends

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Does any one want to buy a scottish flak? Flak? Shrapnel that shoots down aeroplanes? Nooooo! If I buy anything Scottish, it will be whisky.

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Do you spell it donut or doughnut? A donut is made from do. A doughnut is made from dough.

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Does the original Greek bible , the new testament not exist anymore? I have a copy of it. But if you mean the original manuscripts that were circulated in Nicaea in AD 325, they're gone for good. And even those were not the originals.

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What do you think is the ideal gap beyween children. Probably two to three years. Still, mine are 23 years apart. What was I thinking?

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Whats the best thing for a wasp sting, right now? Before applying anything, it's a good idea to lay a piece of masking tape or duct tape over the site and pull the stinger out with it: much better than tweezers. hen the baking soda paste that someone has already recommended.

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Who is your favorite fictional eccentric millionaire/billionaire? Bruce Wayne. or maybe Prester John.

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Whats your fave kinda cheese? Depends on my mood, but sharp Cheddar, Stilton, and Danish Blue are neck and neck for first place.

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If you and your lover wanted a bby girl and he nuts in you and a couple of wks later you find out your prego and he says to wants you to loss the bby and its a girl.what should i do What makes you think that he wanted a baby? He is not, and never was your "lover." He's just a guy who shagged you. Give the baby up for adoption.

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So i went back with a dude who raped me...what is up with me You're sick. You need help. Get therapy right away.

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Should i be mad if the guy that got my only daughter pregnant was 18 and she is 13? I'd go for "blind with rage." But I also have to wonder where the girl got her sense of morality. Discussion and monitoring are well and good, but they do not instill moral sense. Precept, example, and discipline do that. N.B.: "Discipline" here means setting and enforcing limits, not meting out punishment. Nonetheless, if I were her father, I'd be already in...

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Is it strange not to have had a relationship for almost 2 years? My friends ask why I don't have a girlfriend. I say it's because I've not met anyone I feel for. They ask me why I don't just go get laid, but I can't do casual sex. Casual sex; neither can I. I haven't had any in 17 years; I've dated off and on, but I just never found a woman with whom I felt right about having sex.

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Sex before marriage: Yay or Nay? Nay. Every time you have sex, you're also sharing all the previous sex partners your partner has ever had. Nothing, nothing can be a more precious gift to give your spouse on your wedding night than your pure virginity.

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Is it bad for a boy to cum inside of a girl even if she is pregnant? Unless he is married to her, it is bad, whether she is pregnant or not.

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I'm 14, i had unprotected sex on April 9th, and on April 11th, i was sick to my stomach and throwing up. I am worried about being pregnant, but I'm not sure if i would have morning sickness, or any symptoms at all that soon. Help please? It's possible, although it usually doesn't happen quite that soon. You could just have a stomach infection. We here on AB can't help you, only your gynecologist can. Why are you worried? Most women are happy to know they are about to be mothers.

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Is it normal to be kind of awkward around a posse you're new to? I'm not sure. I've never been pursued by a posse. If I were around a posse, I'd have to find out whom they were trying to arrest. I think I would be alarmed if a large group of armed men (that's what a posse is) came after me.

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I think I'm pregnant and i don't know how ill tell my boyfriend. im scared he'll leave me because we r so young(17) what do u think he'll do? I can't know what he will do. I don't know him. Send him to see me so that I can grill him on his intentions toward you and his future prospects. BTW, I MAY have answered HIS question recently about being able to support a "girlfriend" and a baby on Army pay. But if you don't know you're pregnant, what would you tell him? If you learn that you are pregnant, you...

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You're 16 & pregnant. What do you do, abortion, adoption or keep the baby? It's too late to make the right decision. Unless the guy who got you pregnant is a decent enough man to marry you, WHATEVER you do will be wrong. And he's not, or he wouldn't be having sex with a 16-year-old child. So you have to decide, on the guidelines that Piggle gave you, and a WHOLE LOT MORE questions, what is the least wrong thing you can do. I could give my view, but...

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Okay so 2 weeks ago me and my boyfriend were having sex. we used a condom. he cummed in the condom and took it off. then he WIPPED OFF THE REST THAT WAS STILL ON HIS PENIS. then he took out another condom and put it on. i told him to take it o Look, folks: she hasn't been back in 4&1/2 months. Don't waste your time and brain power. She's not going to read the answers anyway.

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Im 15 and wanna have sex and et pregnant cause i really want to be a mom. is this stupid? If you were 19 or 20 and ready to marry the father of your child, it would not be stupid. At age 15 it's not stupid to want to be a mother, but it's stupid to start trying. Ye Gods! at your age you should be taking out your maternal instinct on dolls, not taking on adult responsibility. Think it through. If you get pregnant, the next 18 years of your life will be centred around...

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I am 16 yrs old.Me and my boyfriend had unprotected sex about two weeks ago.I got my period two days after but yet I am very tired,craving all kinds of food even when I am not hungry,I have to run to the restroom often.I need help, im me Only your gynecologist can tell for sure. But your "boyfriend" wasn't very considerate toward you, was he? He's left you with a bastard child, or a venereal disease, or both. You'll probably have to raise the child all by yourself, for the next 18 years. Welcome to the adult world.

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Hi Im 16 years old and i am 6 days late my normal period. My boyfriend and I had unprotected sex around the same time i ovulated. Im really thinking if i am pregnant or not. I have never been this late. I took a pregnancy test and it came out negative. Only your gynecologist can tell for sure. But it sounds like you're stuck with all the burdens of adulthood and motherhood for the next 18 years. Hope you are ready for that.

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I don't yet know if i am pregnant but i'm almost certain i am. after my last period in late may early june i had 3-5 days of spotting but didn't think anything of it at that point. 3-4weeks later im suffering with cramps,temperatures and gainedweight help Congratulations. Welcome to motherhood and to adult responsibility. The next 18 years will be given over to raising your child.

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Is it possible to abort after a month or so after i m pregnant will it cause a problem later in life? It is POSSIBLE at any time before delivery, but not advisable after 12 weeks. In most States it's illegal after 12 weeks. Yes, it will cause a problem later. It will cause a problem as long as you live.

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I didnt get my periods for the past 6 months and a week ago i had sex with my boyfriend without using any kind of protection, is it possible for me to get pregnant? Oh, Hell yes. Get ready to raise a child for the next 18 years. Usually it is adults who raise children, but little girls who get knocked up have to do it, ready or not.

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I had sexual intercourse the day i got my period and it only lasted about 3 days. Then again after i was off my period could i be pregnant? How do you make intercourse last three days? I'd like you to show me.

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Im 19 and me and my girlfriend recently found out she is pregnant. Im excited for us and im pretty sure my girlfriend is too. and im going into the army, but does anyone think that me being in the army i can financially support my child and girlfriend? Not likely. You can support your wife, yes, but the Army doesn't give allowances for girlfriends. Now, be a man. Do right by her.

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Is it wrong to have an orbosion at 15? If that's how you tried to spell "abortion," you are far too stupid to have sex at all. And at 15 you are far too young to have sex. Now read carefully, if you know how to read. When a man puts his dick in you, he will spurt sperm in you. That's how adults make babies. But little 15-year-old girls are not supposed to do that, since they are too dumb to know how to raise a...

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What are the chances of getting prgnant if the condom breaks (but he pulled out), she isn't on the birth control pill yet, but did use the morning after pill within 2 hours of sex? Better than 50/50 chance that you knocked her up. If she's not your wife, get ready for 18 years of child support. Or prison time if she's underage.

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My girlfriend cheated on me a few months ago i went home and my girlfriend got pretty drunk and ended up sleeping with someone else... (im 25 shes 20) Basically she has told me that this guy rang her up while i was at home who'd she hadnt spoken to for ye Drunkenness is a release of inhibitions. What you do when you're drunk is what you WANT to do when you're sober. The old saying, "In Vino Veritas" means thet getting drunk reveals the truth about you. I wish you had completed the question. If you're still with her, months later as you say, then you're just asking to get hurt again.

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I had sex with a mentaly retarted man and did not know he was. I want him around as a freind but I can't seem to get him to under stand that he can't have sex with me. How do I get him to understand. Well, once you've put out to him, he's right to assume you're good for a lay. You are. What did you expect?

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I just caught my husband cheating , i knew something is wrong for a while he was coming home very late. what is the best reveange? You don't need revenge, you need a divorce. Take the house, the kids, and the car, and get maximum child support.

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Do you believe that it is possible to sleep with someone and not have sex? Yes, love; it is. Especially if you've been married for a number of years. The last two years before the divorce, I didn't get any at all.

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Im not Christian, but I thought the PassionOfTheChrist blatantly exploited the story of Christ & people's devotion to him. Does anyone else think it's lame for some guy to make millions shooting a gore film about the suffering of many people's "savior?" The Christian Church has been exploiting it for 1,970 years, and making millions by doing so. But they have helped many people. So where's the harm?

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Me and my GF had full sex quickly under some trees. Do you think it is acceptable to do that discreetly under trees, and if you came across a couple doing that how would you feel about it? I'd charge admission.

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In the NIV why are the genealogies different in Luke 3:23 and Matthew 1:1 for Jesus. Matthew is stating that Jacob is the father of Joseph and Luke is stating that Heli is the father of Joseph. Who was the paternal grandfather of Jesus? It's because Luke and Matthew made up the genealogies out of old legend and hearsay. After all the dozens of invasions and deportations, the records were not complete; if they had any records left at all.

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The Book of Acts records that the early church baptized in the name of Jesus Christ. They certainly must have understood Jesus' command in Matthew 28:19 to baptize in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Why didn't they baptize that way? I think you will find that the book of Acts was written before any of the four gospels. It's just another one of many Biblical contradictions.

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Do you feel that The Passion accurately portrayed the historical event of the death of the Christ? was it enough, should it have been longer? Historical event? It's not historical, it's Biblical. The Bible is NOT history.

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In The Passion of the Christ, whose hand was it that nailed Jesus to the cross? There's no evidence that he was nailed.

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Isn't being unable to prove to me the existence of God evidence that there is only a God in your mind? No. It's evidence of nothing at all, save perhaps your intransigence. I could demonstrate physically that 2+2=4, but if you (this is a hypothetical generic "you") refuse to accept the evidence of four pebbles on the deck, then you will remain unconvinced; ergo, I will have failed to "prove" anything.

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Matthew 1:21 "... shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS." Matthew 1:23 "...shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us." Did anyone ever call Jesus by the name Emmanuel? I saw an ad in the paper: "If you need help, call on Jesus," and it listed a phone number, so I called. An illegal alien came with a pick-up truck.

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The 3-year-old son of a friend named his stuffed pig "Wipe". My 3-year-old calls his human schoolmates "Lawnmowery" and "Dumptrucky". Do (or did) your kids have any funny names for anyone or anything? My kids called a pacifier/rubber sucker a "larlie." My grown daughter now calls it a "binkie." My brother has a cat named "Dawg."

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Matthew 1:21 "... shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS." Matthew 1:23 "...shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us." Did anyone ever call Jesus by the name Emmanuel? There is no record that anyone ever did. Most people called him by his name, which was Yeshua, or in English, Joshua. His followers called him "Master" or sometimes "Rabbi."

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Why do some people think that using "Oh my God" as an exclamation, is taking God's "name" in vain? God is not his "name". It is merely a title, which can be used for more than just "Yahweh". "In vain" means without purpose. That implies identifying oneself as his follower but without total spiritual commitment. In the Old Testament, he is named as God Adonai El Elohenu Elohim (which is plural) Jahveh I Am The Lord thy God Giving the different contexts in which these names/titles are used, and the behaviour of the deity in question, it looks like seven different...

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The ugliness of humans,the darkness of death,the apathy of numb,The concequinces of love.What do you think of this?* 1. Love conquers all. It conquers law, religion, duty, justice, morality, social norms, conscience, just to name a few. 2. Lest you think the above answer a bit too cynical, here's another: Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

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Ahura Mazda's shadow was his antagonist, and basically the ultimate evil. However, what was his name? I forgot, and the internet is giving me the runaround. When you say "shadow," should I assume that you are using the Jungian terminology? Then would Ahura Mazda also have a persona and an anima? Most gods, however, do have a rampant ego. http://pandc.ca/?cat=carl_jung&page=major_archetypes_and_individuation It would never have occurred to me to try to psychoanalyse a god.

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What is the significance of Jesus' mother being given linen when he is being scrouged? Why does she wipe away the blood after Jesus' scrouging? Having not seen the movie, I have to assume that "scrouge" means "scourge." I cannot find anything in the Bible to say that his mother was given linen. Ergo, I suspect the viewers are being treated to purely Gibsonian theology.

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The Bible tells us to stay a virgin until marriage. I don't ever want to get married. Am I really obligated to stay a virgin until I die? Miranda, the Bible doesn't "tell us to stay a virgin until marriage." That idea has come from interpretations of Biblical passages by influential religious leaders. Mostly misogynists and celibate priests.

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How would the world be if God was a women? There were goddesses long long before there were gods, and thousands of both goddesses and gods for thousand of years, before anyone came up with the idea of creating only one god. Women were seen as semi-divine because they could create life. That was before they figured out that men and copulation had something to do with making babies. . Try "When God Was a Woman," by Merlin...

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Is cryonics a sin? I don't know what "sin" means.

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Ahura Mazda's shadow was his antagonist, and basically the ultimate evil. However, what was his name? I forgot, and the internet is giving me the runaround. Ahriman. Sometimes rendered as Ahrimanes. From what I can remember from reading the ZendAvesta several decades ago, I really don't think it should be interpreted as Good vs Evil, but as Light vs Darkness.

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Can you prove God exists? No, certainly not. But you cannot prove that He does not. I can offer no proof save the evidence of my own eyes and ears that at least one goddess does exist. I had risen a thousand yards from my pulseless, respirationless body when She confronted me and made me go back. My saying so is not proof to anyone save myself. As a disembodied soul, I carried no camera, and She didn't sign a...

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Is there any reason to keep talking about slavery in America? There's no reason not to. It was a part of the American way of life. But the historical legal institution of slavery is long gone. It has nothing to do with racial tension or racial discrimination today. Nobody in America has ever owned a slave, or been a slave. Mot all black people in America today are descendants of former slaves. Our current president is an example. . Until the...

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I was raped 2 months ago by 4 guys. Im 17 n I have a daughter who will be 2 in june. and Im having problems eating, sleeping, being happy, just being me anymore. When I do get some sleep I have nightmares.Im scared to be bymyself anymore. What can I do? Get counselling. It may not be too late to call the rape crisis hotline. RAINN(dot)org Report them to the police. If you know who they are, I'd be happy to castrate them for you.

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Did the Jews drink the blood of Jesus? No. The Roman Catholics do that.

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Well,i finally decided to tell the boss...She got fired instantly..But she didn't look that sad..She even said "see you around" to me..Is that a bad sign?? And now i feel kinda guilty Shirou, I'm happy to see that you finally "took the bull (or the cow, LOL) by the horns" and did the right thing. Apologies for doubting you. Watch your back. There is nothing more dangerous than "a woman scorned." But don't feel guilty. You did nothing wrong except to wait too long and put up with offensive behaviour.

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Can you help me deal with someone stealing from me? I just found out that all my gemstones were stolen. I am FURIOUS right now! Talk me through this, please. Phillis, love: for what it is worth, I've been there too. I "lent" a "friend" $750. He skipped the country and never looked back. That's AFTER I had put him and his girlfriend up in my home for a month. It always hurts to find yourself betrayed by someone you've trusted. Not as bad as having your home broken into and ransacked. I've had that too. And...

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When you come on AB. what do you look at first.Comments, new questions, answers , friends Q and A or something else. I almost always begin by looking into answers that AB sends to my email. Then I usually go to Friends Q&A.

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Are there no AB-ers on right now? I feel like no one is here! I have gone to find myself. If I should show up before I return, please detain me until I arrive. If I'm late, feed me and give me a Scotch to keep me occupied.

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How do you react when you partner crys while yall are making love? Hyptocraces, as I said a few months ago, you're one gorgeous lady. Bon Voyage, but what's in California?

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How much do you pay for a pack of Marlboro cigarettes where you live? I live in New Jersey and I pay about $6.50. US$2.14, from an Indian reservation in NY state. That includes the murderous new tax and shipping to Texas. But that's not Marlboros; I smoke a generic brand of menthol 100s.

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Do you say curried chicken or chicken curry? Yes.

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Pain in left side near my hip bone after sex That's where your sciatic nerve goes across the hipbone. Try a different position. Damage to the sciatic nerve can induce neuropathy.

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How do you react when you partner crys while yall are making love? If you mean she cries out, as in yells and screams, that's an aphrodisiac. It would mean I'm doing it right. If she weeps tears, I'd stop the lovemaking and comfort her. Or I'd at least find out why she's crying.

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Has any American President ever ignored the U.S. Constitution to the degree Obama has? Yes. Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, GW Bush. But Barack bin Osama has gone far beyond them. He is unprecedented.

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First thing that comes to mind: The fastest way to a man's heart is _____? naked

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Can you say the words, "battyman" or "battyboy" on British television? These words must be recent additions since I left the UK. I never heard either term. And now in the States, in just the last 15 years, "gay" has come to mean homosexual. I'll never understand why.

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Do you consider Stephanie Courtney, the actress in the Progressive Insurance commercials attractive? She's lovely, but I'm not sure whether I mean the actress or the character. In any case, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

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Were America's founding fathers capitalists? Capitalism as we understand it today didn't yet exist. But you can bet your sweet asteroid that anyone who amassed a sizable estate was invested in some venture that returned interest and profit. That IS capitalism.

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What is the play "Little Women" about? I heard that two characters have a pretty heavy makeout scene on stage. Is this between two major characters or two minor characters, or a combination? You must be thinking of some other play. "Little Women" is a sweet, innocent family romance about four sisters growing up with Mama. Lilian Hellman wrote a play called "The Little Foxes," but there was no "heavy makeout," She also wrote one called "The Children's Hour" in which there is a steamy lesbian scene between two women who run a girls'...

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How many have seen Hal Holbrook's specialty act, "Mark Twain Tonight"? Why do think it has never been videotaped? It is a national treasure. Do you, like me, think it should be released? I've seen it twice. IMO it's the most brilliant piece of acting or showmanship in 3,500 years. I was flipping channels (before channel surfing was invented), and there he was! I thought, "Holy banana, how did they get him to do a TV appearance?" Then I thought, "Wake up, Dodo. He's been dead for 40 years!" That's how convincing it was. It's...

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Guys, what sort of perfume do you prefer, heavy, light. musky, flowery, or none. Goddess protect me; I don't wear perfume.

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Is it wrong that certain cultures eat dogs and cats? No more than eating cows or pigs. Or snakes, frogs, snails, mice, horses, or whatever any particular culture agrees to. In several cultures, even today in the 21st century, humans are considered acceptable as food. . I heard a fascinating but appalling story from a cannibal woman who grew up in New Guinea. I learned that a "New Guinea icebox" is a cage where prisoners of intertribal...

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What do you think of some state governors refusal to accept money from President Obama's stimulus package? Is it a good idea? Does it make more sense politically then it does economically? Why or why not? It's a good step in the right direction. But it will take much more than that to return America to the status that is REQUIRED and MANDATED by the Constitution. And it is also a canny political move, given the current temper of the vast majority of the electorate. And it's a sound economic policy, since a return to Constitutionality would put paid to the bloated, top-heavy...

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George Washington (1st president of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) was NEITHER a Democrat or a Republican. What political party was he? What makes you think Washington was the first president? The United States of America came into existence in 1776, and it did not wallow blindly without a chief executive. On 4 July 1776, John Hancock became the President of the United States. This is a matter of historical record. He was the first man to hold that title. From 1776 to 1789, ten others also held that title, and served in...

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At the period of time that the Bible said it was an abomination for men to wear women's clothing and vice versa, what was the difference between men and women's clothing? Thanks, Grandma Roses. Deuteronomy 22:5 says,"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth to a man...." jefflovstrom, I suspect it was much more literal, and that it was a prohibition against cross-dressing (transvestitism); God was fanatic against sexual deviants, including interracial marriages. However, several scholars have suggested that it may refer to a common Pagan...

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My husband has a rather small penis. We separated and I started having sex with a guy with a huge penis. My husband and I are getting back together. Has my vagina opened up? How do i shrink it back so that my husband cant tell i had sex with someone else? Since you were separated, it doesn't matter that you had another man. But don't lie about it. If you want to deceive your husband, you're not ready to get back together with him. You will have to live a lie for the rest of your life. Then later, he will find out you have been lying to him. Oh yes, he will find out; depend upon it. And the later he finds out, the worse it...

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Why is it that when a guy has sex with many girls it's considered to be "cool" But when a girl has sex with many guys she is considered to be a slut? Who considers him cool? Not I. He's a dog, a rat, a slimy bastard, and a scuzz-ball. He's considered "cool" only by other slimy scum. They all ought to be castrated.

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How to get a female in kochi for sex and just for fun What does "in kochi" mean?

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My boyfriend made me have anal sex when I didn't want to do that. I dont really care because we have sex so much all the time and I loved him a while now. I dont feel attacked like if a stranger did this and took something from me. Is this still rape? Like My Favourite Life, I'd be interested to know just how he "made" you submit to anal sex.If he PERSUADED you by talking, without physical force or threatening, then you were actually giving your consent. But if he threatened you in any way, or used physical force, then he raped you. Beyond question. If he did, then he's seriously twisted, and you'd be safer if you...

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When a girl cheats on you with another guy; why do they say the met the guy and the guy reminded them of their little brother, and so, they begin dating them?:) Thank you All:) My ex-fiancee at least had the decency to leave me and return my ring. But she said the new guy reminded her of ME.

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What do you think of teenagers using dildos/vibrators? I never think of it at all. I have more important things to think about. But it's got to be a dammned sight better than slutting around, getting pregnant, and catching and spreading venereal diseases.

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Ok this is a long one, please bear with me! Basically last october I broke it off with my ex of 1.5years, and a month after I met this amazing guy, who wanted to be with me. We spent loads of time together over the space of three weeks and then i went aw Huh? What's your question? How about finishing it in an answer box.

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I don't often feel ire, but I do now and I am not a fan. Any suggestions on how to move past this? The question as it stands is meaningless. Ire over what? And how can anyone be a "fan" of ire? And what is it exactly that you want to move past?

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What should you do if u have a boyfriend, that u love so much, but then theres this other guy, and he really likes you, and you really cant stop flirting with him and u know you really like him too, and you dont want to admit it? Don't date or hang out with anyone until you GROW UP. That's what you should do.

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I've been seeing a guy for 5 weeks now. We click really well in the bedroom but when we're out together our conversations don't seem to flow. Should I be worried that this relationship isn't going to last? It isn't going to last. He'll hang around as long as you put out, but he will get tired of it and dump you. Any girl who puts out is just asking for that.

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If parents are joint conservators in Texas, at what age may a child choose who they can live with? In most states it's 14. I'm sure you can get the answer for your State by Googling.

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I was married 7 years ago in Oregon and just recently found out my husband is still married to his first wife. What do we need to do to take care of this so he doesn't get into trouble with the law? How easy is it to get an annulment in Oregon? He's ALREADY in trouble. A lawyer can help without getting him thrown in prison. The local court would probably report him and get him jailed.

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5 yrs ago i got married but after our marriage i went abroad. We stayed only for 1 1/2 months. after a year i got an affair and also my husband had also till when i came for my vacation i saw and proved that he really has girl with him. can i go for annul No. You can't. Annulment must take place within a brief time after the wedding, depending where you live. If you are in America, you need to ask your local District Attorney's office. Amateurs on a discussion board are not a good source of legal advice.