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Most attractive feature in a woman or man?
sorry to be samey! But the eyes for me too - The windows to your soul
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Why doesn't AnswerBag have a search bar? It would make life easier...
Just enter Keywords an GO!!!!!!
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I took a huge ....... this morning
first thing that comes to mind...what can i say cant believe people are giving me minuses for it lol
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I have a 2 female pups a lab and a husky, both 9months old. We got them the same night and they are genrally best mates. However last night they embarked on a savage fight, over what i assume jealousy over my affection. How can i stop this behaviour?
You can. remind your dogs that you are the boss (top dog, alpha etc) and show your dissaproval to their behaviour, split them up, get in between them do whatever it takes to show your dissaproval. i have 5 males and the youngest which is 14 months old and is always trying to be number 2 in the house! The good thing is your pups are young enough too learn not to do this. good luck
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OMG! I'M PREGNANT! and the baby's YOURS! ;)
any thoughts?
errr, whats your name again?
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When I say the word "train", what do you think of first?
Wreck!! too many horror flicks at an impressionable age im afraid :-)
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I took a huge ....... this morning
Dump!
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What is the Oldest song on your iPod...?
I have the doors LA woman album on mine early seventies (71 i think)
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After the stone roses who are the best manchester band?
Man thats such a hard question. The Roses are my fave too but its really hard placing a 2nd best. Oasis, happy mondays, joy division and The smiths complete my personal top 5 but none of them is a clear second. If i could class wigan as manchester (geography is not a great strength of mine)I could say the verve no problem at all.
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Any ideas what i may name my newly acquired racehorse?
Randy
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Whats your favorite Micheal Jackson song/video?
Billie jean. Ian brown did a sweet cover of it a few years back and Ian Brown is not a peedo :-)
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Do you consider yourself to be lower class, middle class, or upper class and why?
Im classed at the upper end of the primate order. A Human being or Homo sapien I make a middle class wage and come from a solid working class family.
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Drumming: how do you get used to playing in odd time signatures?
In my last band our guitarist was forever writing things in different time signatures which is a headache to begin with but it does come with practice like these other guys have said. Counting the beat often dosent help as you may be playing stuff off the beat aswell as fills etc. I think i got more used with time sigs by thinking of the pattern i was playing to the part rather than counting...
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Why do men grow there nails or there little finger and thumb nails?
I can answer the thumb part! Some guys grow their thumb nail becauuse they play guitar and they use it to pick the strings . I honestly dont know about the little finger thing, maybe to pick their bum.
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Do you know where I can find a good Virtual Drum Set on a website, or a downloadable one?
Addictive drums is the best ive used. Fairly straight forward and you can achieve a really good sound in no time. you can get a demo free from their website but i think its expensive to buy heres the link. http://www.xlnaudio.com/
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Could anybody recommend a really fun game on the Wii?
yeah its pretty decent. worth getting if you have wii fit as decent games for the board are scarce.
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If only the world had more _____ then it would be a better palce.
patience
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Who thinks that the whole twin towers falling was to do with the us goverment or the terrorist?
my personal opinion, zeitgeist is more convincing than any other source that has reported the subject.
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Can you name a word that isn't spelled how it sounds?
psalm, phone , Phillip, Those silent p's get my kids everytime (there only 4 and 5 though lol)
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If only I had enough _____ I could survive?
water
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What do you think is underated?
sex
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What were you just watching?
Videos on nfl.com
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Who has the funniest music video?
Some of the foo fighter stuff comes to mind. Learn to fly was decent video with Dave Grohl as a camp flight attendant!
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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?
Deftones- be quiet and drive
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What kind of Easter Egg would you like?
One made of solid chocolate and not that skinny shell crap. It dosnt have to be huge just SOLID!!! mmmm
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Whats your attitude towards life?
An eye for an eye, treat others as they treat you and my mind will only work when open.
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Describe the love of your life in one word
soulful
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What's the best way to keep your teeth white?
they reckon brushing with baking soda a few times a week on top of you usual brushing is good. I did start it and noticed an immediate difference but i never kept it up as i keep fogeting too buy more baking soda. It works!
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What's the hardest thing to eat with chopsticks?
A BIG Steak!
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Why weren't the Israeli's investigated after 9/11? Instead of being shipped back to Israel in secrecy?
If your really interested in this subject and if you havent already watch "zeitgeist". It tells a whole different turn of events from what are reported by the media.
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How would you feel if a woman beat you in an athletic competition or a contest of strength?
depends if her handlebar tash was better than mine aswell. then id be really pissed off :-)
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How many hrs out of 24 do you wear your straitjacket with it all done up? ;)
none, im classed as low risk ;-)
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Whats the best quality in toilet paper? strength, softness, style, affordability?
anything soft , strong and long enough to handle my ass after a mexican buffet!
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(the i never game) I NEVER _________?
Talk shit
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What is the value of each letter if a+a+a+a=bc and b+c=a?
a = 25
b = 20
c = 5 meaning -
25+25+25+25= 20x5 and 20+5+25
theres probably loads more as maths aint really my strong point but this is the first onr that came to mind. Im waiting for some maths genius to kick me in the ballz over this!
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Why cant black barbers cut the white pople hair cut.
Honestly ! this is nearly as bad as the Do Glasses help your eyesight? question earlier (not from the same person by the way, the other potato head could spell)
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Would you like me to pray for you when I goto Church next Saturday?(I just need to know what I am praying for:)
Can i send you a list like i do to santy claus?
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After being separated in residence and having no sexual contact for more than one year from a marriage of 5+ yrs. Is it acceptable to begin dating and relations while preparing for divorce proceedings?
Course it is other people do it . why not you if it makes you happy. word of warning though people that live in the dark ages frown upon such relations so keep it on the downlow. ( If where you come from is anything like where i live, youve farted, but by the time the smells gone round , youve shit yourself a dozen times :-)
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How do you tell a kid that has always thought that your partner is his dad but really is'nt. you got together with him when your son was 1 and his dad never came around. Do you wait for him to ask you or do you tell him when you think he's old enought?
At the end of the day the man who helped bring up your boy is his Dad. He has been his role model, provided for him etc and basically just been there. When your boy is mature enough too handle the truth, I reckon thats the time to tell him. Theres a big difference between being a sperm donor/father that has never been intrested and a real man who has stuck around and being a true dad. Good luck
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How many of you truly use condoms every time you have sex?
Thats why hes called the "colt coat of justice!"
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If you were about to get mauled by a bear, and you had a car with one seat to get away(hypothetically speaking you could get away) who would you take with you; your best friend that saved your life, a 90 year old woman, your wife, or your grandmother?
kick the living shit out of the bear with me nunchucks
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Is there anything to be said in its meaning when a male friend just randomly picks lint of of you or brushes dirt off your back out of the blue because they noticed it there?
depends if he also tried to bum you
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Guys: do you always like tan girls or is fair skin ok too?
depends on skin tone. Tango woman is a big no no!
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Whats the worst thing that could happen to you right now
National service
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In the old days, people used to actually "what"?
listen too the wireless
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Is this the line for the bathroom?
yeah but take it easy with the shit roll, theres a credit crunch ya know?
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What is something that is juicy?
gossip
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So,
If Marijuana is made legal, and taxed heavily,
to save the economy,
would you smoke it to help the economy?
nope id smoke it for myself . like i always have done. Fuk the economy i wanna get high. It would be interesting too see how the goverment would package and promote it though.. instead off underage drinkers it will be under age splifties, freaking out and puking up all over the streets. I bet the choccos and munchie economy would go through the roof.
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Can I get a pardon
only if you burp or shit yourself
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If you have a gun in the house, do you live with someone who won't pull the trigger on an intruder?
Okay im moving to texas! and im fetching ma nunchucks wid me!
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If you have a gun in the house, do you live with someone who won't pull the trigger on an intruder?
I live in the uk so no i dont have a gun in my house(not one that could bring a man down anyways) but if i did and i thought my family were in danger i would use it without hesitation. Saying that i would probably get sent to jail if i clipped the little bastard round the ear in this fuked up country.
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Are glasses suppose to help your eyesight?
fuk flagged again! but this has to be the dumbest arsed question ive ever seen!!! no! people in the eighties wore those hideous styled things too look good! People with really bad glimmers used to love the fact their eyes were magnified fiveteen thousand times by the latest in lenses(before thinning down technology)because it made their eyes all big and sparkly! okay ill just answer the...
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Are glasses suppose to help your eyesight?
Yeah but they dont stop you asking stupid questions!
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If a man grows to love you is that stronger then being inlove at first sight.
is he a stalker?
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If a man grows to love you is that stronger then being inlove at first sight.
Ps cant believe i got minused for being a bit lighthearted about it lol
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If a man grows to love you is that stronger then being inlove at first sight.
okay phsical attraction at first sight yeah. But love at first sight? I believe that love is the bond that grows between the man and woman from trust,respect,sharing our deepest thoughts, treasured secrets and maybe a bit of great sex etc but above all else the other thing that money cannot buy which is time.
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How many times does 853 go into 7
grab a calc and give it a go
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If a man grows to love you is that stronger then being inlove at first sight.
Love at first sight? is that when a man meets a woman he really wants to bum?
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How to do beat the blahs?
nunchucks!
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Are there people who can trace there name back to roman or greek times?
The british Royal family claim to have bloodlines way back to then and beyond. Apparantly their "family tree" contains alot of historical figures along the way. They can still kiss my arse before i bow down to them , im not religious but believe we are all equal.
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What do you think of stereo types?
Its easy to categorise,box then shelf someone but i personnally prefer people who look a little deeper than that.
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Should the white people of today apologize on behalf of their ancestors who enslaved black people, and tortured them silly. Or should you simply say bygones its all in the past?
I was only joking by the way, real answer fuk no!
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Should the white people of today apologize on behalf of their ancestors who enslaved black people, and tortured them silly. Or should you simply say bygones its all in the past?
Only when all the germans apologise for their countries conduct during the war :-)
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Health Care in Europe and Canada.... is it better than the US?
Healthcare here in the uk is free but the prescription charges are very high including items you could probably get over the counter in the us for a couple of dollars. I got glassed in the face in spain a few years ago and the healthcare was shit. they wouldnt send an ambulance because i wasnt an emergency so i had to spend around £30 on a taxi. waited 4 hrs in the a and e before i was...
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Do you like to try doing or building something just because you want to find out if you can?
Definatly. And you end up putting alot more pride into the work unlike alot of so-called professionals who are only there for the money.
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Some black kids at my school were calling me names like "chink" and "gook" today. Is it all right if I use the N word?
nah man, dont call a black kids niggers for fux sake! I live in a pretty white community , dont get me wrong there are few asians,blacks etc. Theres this one black kid who is a nasty little cunt bully theif etc
he was picking on a girl at the local school and she called him the n word. All hell let loose police envolved, local press etcetc yadda yadda anyways he was portrayed as the perfect...
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Have you ever fired a shotgun?
Yeah but only at clays. I prefer to do my killing with my nunchucks
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Courage is _________?
having bollox
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What is the best legal drug to get you high? And what are it's side affects?
Unfortunatly the government makes all the good ones illegal. apparantly if you drink enough high caffeine energy drink you get a bit of a buzz but i personally wouldnt try it. someone i know drank 6 pint cans of the stuff and ending up shitting himself.
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What kind of punishment would you give a registered sex offender who holds a 17 year old girl captive for over a year, gets her pregnant and beats her repeatedly until she was finally able to escape?
stake him to the ground, smear him in meat pate, and let a bunch of hungry vultures do the rest.
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Would you rather makeout with angelina jole or win the lotery with 3.5 billion?
win lottery then catch angelinas eye at a film premiere :-) (still dreaming)
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Could anybody recommend a really fun game on the Wii?
Any of the raving rabbits games are a good laugh if there are a few of you.
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I want to buy a new game for my Nintendo DS. Any suggestions?
Buy a M3 Simply and download ds rom packs, you get a m3 cartridge and all you need for homebrews for around £30.00, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoUVDOa3m4Q
up to date games available from http://btjunkie.org/
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What shouldn't you do in a swimming pool?
SHIT,PUKE OR SHAG(if it is a public pool)
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I'm a 22 year old female, but my hair keeps falling out. What would you recommend?
A WIG
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Which would you recommend for a five year old, nintendo ds lite or gameboy advance?
DS all the way, my son whos nearly six has one and my daughter got one for her 4th birthday a couple of months ago, what a load of plonkers on here "OH <<BUY THEM A SIMPLE PICTURE BOOK< TWO FINGERS AND A COUCH>>>ETC.ETC.ETC.ETC<<<<YADDA YADDA WHATEVER" Some of the games on the ds are really educational and if you read the right reviews (easily found on...
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