Answerbag: eric's answers

Answer to When did people discover wetlands?

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:14:18 -0700

When did people discover wetlands?

The second they put on an Al Green record. BAM!

Answer to where is Sally Struthers ?

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:13:29 -0700

where is Sally Struthers ?

In jail for eating all of those starving kid's food.

Answer to Am I your fantasy ?

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:12:30 -0700

Am I your fantasy ?

...what are you wearing?

Answer to Rick Perry failed to collect 10k signatures to appear on VA primary ballot & will sue. Will this alienate VA voters?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:13:53 -0800

Rick Perry failed to collect 10k signatures to appear on VA primary ballot & will sue. Will this alienate VA voters?

It alienates my crank

Answer to I was walking down the street, when suddenly________________?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:13:06 -0800

I was walking down the street, when suddenly________________?

Cranked!

Answer to Never argue with _____________________________

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:12:22 -0800

Never argue with _____________________________

your crank

Answer to What is your opinion on Jason Mraz?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:10:40 -0800

What is your opinion on Jason Mraz?

Crank

Answer to You are a pain in my ______________.

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 14:10:17 -0800

You are a pain in my ______________.

Crank

Answer to Can fire melt steel?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:06:20 -0800

Can fire melt steel?

Whores can melt hearts

Answer to When do you take your Xmas tree down?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:05:50 -0800

When do you take your Xmas tree down?

When the whores tell me to.

Answer to Lost in love verses lost in money? whats your choice?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:04:55 -0800

Lost in love verses lost in money? whats your choice?

whores

Answer to What is a female hobo called?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:04:15 -0800

What is a female hobo called?

whore

Answer to In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect Dinner?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:03:59 -0800

In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect Dinner?

whores

Answer to Have you ever made a little kid cry? If so what was the reason?

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:03:25 -0800

Have you ever made a little kid cry? If so what was the reason?

whores

Answer to The end of the year is not the time to _______.

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:02:56 -0800

The end of the year is not the time to _______.

whore

Answer to What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil?

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:38:02 -0800

What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil?

a tin ear

Answer to What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil?

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:37:24 -0800

What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil?

a tin ear

Answer to If you were not where you are at, where would you be?

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:35:24 -0800

If you were not where you are at, where would you be?

there

Answer to I'm still _______________ after all these years.

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:34:46 -0800

I'm still _______________ after all these years.

hard

Answer to Make up a word & tell me the meaning for it, okay?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:12:34 -0800

Make up a word & tell me the meaning for it, okay?

Plube: Penis lube Smex: Sex with a Mexican Douchery: Wearing sunglasses indoors Pornograffiti: drawing obscene things on you friend's face when they pass out Pussisms: things you only say on the internet because you're too afraid to say them in person

Answer to How does a woman get in touch with her sexuality?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:58:13 -0800

How does a woman get in touch with her sexuality?

Experiment to find out what you like and don't like. Communicate with your partner.

Answer to would you help me with ________________________________?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:56:31 -0800

would you help me with ________________________________?

this burning sensation, when I pee?

Answer to What are you buying me for Christmas this year?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:54:15 -0800

What are you buying me for Christmas this year?

whores!

Answer to Can you give it back my wallet?!

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:53:41 -0800

Can you give it back my wallet?!

You left your wallet in El Seguendo.

Answer to Are there annoying members on this site?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:52:43 -0800

Are there annoying members on this site?

I wonder what they're wearing?

Answer to 2012 (12/22) is NOT about the end of the world. The process is in motion. It is not a moment in time. Agree/disagree?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:50:37 -0800

2012 (12/22) is NOT about the end of the world. The process is in motion. It is not a moment in time. Agree/disagree?

We start dieing the moment we are born.

Answer to _____ is coming to town!

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:48:37 -0800

_____ is coming to town!

Whores

Answer to Who needs mistletoe?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:47:39 -0800

Who needs mistletoe?

Who needs cameltoe?

Answer to What phone should I get? I need a good phone that I can get if I put up enough fundraisers. O! And make sure they r verizon phones.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:46:45 -0800

What phone should I get? I need a good phone that I can get if I put up enough fundraisers. O! And make sure they r verizon phones.

Blackberries are for pimps!

Answer to Why do you like waffles?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:44:59 -0800

Why do you like waffles?

I like them....I don't like them.

Answer to Who coined the phrase"Give me liberty or give me death"?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:44:08 -0800

Who coined the phrase"Give me liberty or give me death"?

Libby McDeathington

Answer to You're gonna love my _______.

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:39:39 -0800

You're gonna love my _______.

9 inch caulk.

Answer to Is drifting fun or boring to ppl?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:38:27 -0800

Is drifting fun or boring to ppl?

...huh? I was somewhere else.

Answer to How come some people spit constantly?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:36:58 -0800

How come some people spit constantly?

They don't swallow.

Answer to What is your favorite Stevie Wonder song?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:30:12 -0800

What is your favorite Stevie Wonder song?

Sir, Duke

Answer to If a random person in a store walked up to you and said "You're giving me a headache" What would you say back to them?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:24:37 -0800

If a random person in a store walked up to you and said "You're giving me a headache" What would you say back to them?

Then you're REALLY gonna hate what I do to your genitals.

Answer to Do you complain often? Are you always unhappy? Do you keep complaining about the same things even when complaining changes nothing? Why?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:22:59 -0800

Do you complain often? Are you always unhappy? Do you keep complaining about the same things even when complaining changes nothing? Why?

Answer: no Reason: grown man

Answer to Boyfriend cheated, now this?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:20:16 -0800

Boyfriend cheated, now this?

Without trust. Ya got nothin'!

Answer to When was Black History Month first celebrated?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:12:25 -0800

When was Black History Month first celebrated?

February

Answer to What new singers today you feel might not last for another 15 years vocally?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:11:11 -0800

What new singers today you feel might not last for another 15 years vocally?

Tony Bennett..I mean. What are the chances?

Answer to I'm a sucker for________

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:09:04 -0800

I'm a sucker for________

vacuums

Answer to May you rest in _______________

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:08:25 -0800

May you rest in _______________

marshmallow

Answer to Do you feel like removing yourself from society because of smart phones, facebook, twitter, and iPads?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:06:33 -0800

Do you feel like removing yourself from society because of smart phones, facebook, twitter, and iPads?

No...I use my social networking to my advantage.

Answer to Is it true that joys of love last for a moment, sorrows of love last for a lifetime?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:03:52 -0800

Is it true that joys of love last for a moment, sorrows of love last for a lifetime?

I don't believe that. I do believe- the love you take is equal to the love you give.

Answer to If you do, why do you mouth off so much?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:01:09 -0800

If you do, why do you mouth off so much?

Well...I heard it's because I'm an asshole. Because I'm the one who started that rumor. And if I ever catch me, I'm gonna kick my ass!

Answer to Do you believe that the human soul is eternal?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:55:47 -0800

Do you believe that the human soul is eternal?

What are you wearing?

Answer to does anybody ever ask any worthwhile questions on here

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:55:08 -0800

does anybody ever ask any worthwhile questions on here

I do... What are you wearing?

Answer to Girls would you flirt with nerds just to tease them or because you find them attractive?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:54:17 -0800

Girls would you flirt with nerds just to tease them or because you find them attractive?

Maybe they have monster dongs!

Answer to The cops are after you, what would your first response be if they caught you?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:51:53 -0800

The cops are after you, what would your first response be if they caught you?

"The black guy did it! You were just too slow to catch him."...nah, I dunno.

Answer to Are you ___________ me right now?

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:48:08 -0800

Are you ___________ me right now?

stabbing

Answer to When shopping for Gerbils, what trates should you look for in the gerbil that you might want to buy?

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:27:27 -0700

When shopping for Gerbils, what trates should you look for in the gerbil that you might want to buy?

I want to make sure he's never been owned by Richard Gere.

Answer to How long does it take to drive to New York from California?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:50:43 -0700

How long does it take to drive to New York from California?

3 eightballs and a quarter pound.

Answer to Are you just like me?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:48:13 -0700

Are you just like me?

but better

Answer to What is the most dependable and longest lasting car?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:47:32 -0700

What is the most dependable and longest lasting car?

Ford Pinto

Answer to I am going on a Yoga vacation this weekend to ................. ?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:46:32 -0700

I am going on a Yoga vacation this weekend to ................. ?

Detroit

Answer to What is the name of the song on the Louis Vuitton website? Fall 2010?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:44:50 -0700

What is the name of the song on the Louis Vuitton website? Fall 2010?

Louie-Louie

Answer to Where is Louis Vuitton made?

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:43:21 -0700

Where is Louis Vuitton made?

Louisville

Answer to What was your first car?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:54:30 -0700

What was your first car?

'81 Camaro RS. Mine was red w/ black racing stripes.

Answer to any good suggestions on HDTV's?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:42:51 -0700

any good suggestions on HDTV's?

I've been happy with my 55" Samsung LED HDTV. The LED technology is awesome. You might want to stay away from projection TV's. They just aren't as sharp, picture wise. But, hey! It just depends on how much money you want to spend. You might find an LCD TV that suits your needs for a better...

Answer to what is THE most romantic instrument?

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 00:11:55 -0700

what is THE most romantic instrument?

skin flute...it had to be said.

Answer to Are there any home remedies for headaches?

Thu, 19 May 2011 13:20:55 -0700

Are there any home remedies for headaches?

1 part spoon 1 part lighter 1 part heroin

Answer to What do you hope for your children?

Mon, 16 May 2011 00:21:47 -0700

What do you hope for your children?

That they never find me....I'm kiddin'!

Answer to What is the best skill a woman can possess?

Sun, 15 May 2011 22:53:28 -0700

What is the best skill a woman can possess?

A decent grip?

Answer to Can love be measured?

Sun, 15 May 2011 14:17:03 -0700

Can love be measured?

I started measuring my love in junior high.

Answer to It’s so wet that I want to _____________.

Fri, 13 May 2011 20:18:46 -0700

It’s so wet that I want to _____________.

penetrate it

Answer to what career can i choose that isnt that hard im kind of dumb!

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:33:30 -0700

what career can i choose that isnt that hard im kind of dumb!

commissioner of confidence

Answer to Would you please give me your best back-handed compliment? I can take it.

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:28:31 -0700

Would you please give me your best back-handed compliment? I can take it.

Pretty fly for a white guy!

Answer to What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:25:42 -0700

What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery?

Pakistan

Answer to When did the fun go away...?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:25:09 -0700

When did the fun go away...?

It's still there. You just grew up.

Answer to Who is the best person in your eyes that you know and why?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:16:11 -0700

Who is the best person in your eyes that you know and why?

There was this Lebanese girl named Adele. She had a huge butt and a skinny waste. And she used to do crazy things with me. We had a lot in common. We were extremely compatable. I'll never be that invincible again. Nobody's ever made me feel the way she made me feel. Anyway.... she's the best...

Answer to What is a church pulpit used for?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:05:03 -0700

What is a church pulpit used for?

hiding boners?

Answer to Do you ever feel as if your life is going nowhere?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:02:57 -0700

Do you ever feel as if your life is going nowhere?

Oh. It's going somewhere, alright. I just don't know where.

Answer to What would be a good website to follow horse riding tournaments and games?

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:01:06 -0700

What would be a good website to follow horse riding tournaments and games?

sissysports.com

Answer to Who made Wizard sewing machines?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:57:42 -0700

Who made Wizard sewing machines?

Roy Wood

Answer to How much does a teleprompter cost?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:54:23 -0700

How much does a teleprompter cost?

Go fuck yourself San Diego!

Answer to What is your favorite Onetree Hill episode?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:52:55 -0700

What is your favorite Onetree Hill episode?

The one where they kill the tree and start a spinoff called Treeless Hill.

Answer to Would you wear colored jeans?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:47:05 -0700

Would you wear colored jeans?

No. Grown man.

Answer to What's the most patronizing nickname you've ever been called?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:40:03 -0700

What's the most patronizing nickname you've ever been called?

donkey

Answer to What is your dream vacation?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:38:08 -0700

What is your dream vacation?

Brazil

Answer to What is something that would be difficult to steal?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:37:21 -0700

What is something that would be difficult to steal?

Glenn Beck's dignity.

Answer to Glenn Beck suggested Megan McCain "wear a burqa" after she appeared in a cancer awareness ad. What do you think about his suggestion?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:35:04 -0700

Glenn Beck suggested Megan McCain "wear a burqa" after she appeared in a cancer awareness ad. What do you think about his suggestion?

Beck cares more about creating controversy than creating solutions.

Answer to If you been to unsafe websites, what is it?

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:26:47 -0700

If you been to unsafe websites, what is it?

wearegoingtostealyourcreditcardnumber.com

Answer to Where do you shop for your clothes?

Thu, 12 May 2011 21:49:24 -0700

Where do you shop for your clothes?

The Buckle, because I'm a douchebag.

Answer to Isn't there one species of snake that is a vegetarian?

Thu, 12 May 2011 21:48:26 -0700

Isn't there one species of snake that is a vegetarian?

Alabama Trouser Snake. It only eats fish tacos.

Answer to Do you like the sky?

Thu, 12 May 2011 21:46:44 -0700

Do you like the sky?

What's she wearing?

Answer to I can jump fromto__

Wed, 11 May 2011 10:15:51 -0700

I can jump from________to__________

cornhole to cornhole

Answer to What is the most interesting fact about your job or career?

Wed, 11 May 2011 01:59:42 -0700

What is the most interesting fact about your job or career?

Technically, I can punch someone and get away with it...kinda.

Answer to I am turning seventeen in a couple of months. I was wondering if there is any special wiccan tradition?

Wed, 11 May 2011 01:58:15 -0700

I am turning seventeen in a couple of months. I was wondering if there is any special wiccan tradition?

Dress up all Emo and get silly wit shit?

Answer to Who cried watching the new Avenged Sevenfold video?

Wed, 11 May 2011 01:56:41 -0700

Who cried watching the new Avenged Sevenfold video?

I did not. I'm not a Sissy-Mary...Nah. I'm kiddin. Sully was awesome.

Answer to I wonder where is a friendly place to work?

Wed, 11 May 2011 01:44:26 -0700

I wonder where is a friendly place to work?

Happy Herb's House of Sissies.

Answer to Please name something -or- someone you consider to be overrated?

Sun, 08 May 2011 13:05:22 -0700

Please name something -or- someone you consider to be overrated?

murder

Answer to What's for breakfast?

Sat, 07 May 2011 01:06:05 -0700

What's for breakfast?

shame

Answer to Name a state that gets a lot of tourists?

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:15:49 -0700

Name a state that gets a lot of tourists?

Confusion

Answer to How can u report a lawyer if she or he not doing a good job?

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:09:34 -0700

How can u report a lawyer if she or he not doing a good job?

just go to this website- nobodyslistening.com

Answer to What will be your last words.

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:08:16 -0700

What will be your last words.

hide my porn.

Answer to Who do you feel more comfortable around - people who don't talk to you about themselves or people who do? Why?

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:04:55 -0700

Who do you feel more comfortable around - people who don't talk to you about themselves or people who do? Why?

Oooooh. Tough one. I guess to me, it really doesn't matter. As long as they're not too long winded.

Answer to What are first row seats at a boxing match called?

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:02:32 -0700

What are first row seats at a boxing match called?

ringside seats

Answer to Would you consider Pink Floyd to be one of the top 5 bands of all time?

Fri, 06 May 2011 22:57:38 -0700

Would you consider Pink Floyd to be one of the top 5 bands of all time?

I personally can't put them above Zeppelin Stones Beatles Sabbath The Who

Answer to Have you ever felt that you were meant to be a part of something bigger?

Fri, 06 May 2011 21:28:11 -0700

Have you ever felt that you were meant to be a part of something bigger?

Still do, KDP. Maybe I was and didn't know it. Whatever it is, I just can't seem to find my way.

Answer to How many times have you been thrown into the penalty box?

Fri, 06 May 2011 10:18:52 -0700

How many times have you been thrown into the penalty box?

If they did that, I wouldn't come back.