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When did people discover wetlands? The second they put on an Al Green record. BAM!

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where is Sally Struthers ? In jail for eating all of those starving kid's food.

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Am I your fantasy ? ...what are you wearing?

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Rick Perry failed to collect 10k signatures to appear on VA primary ballot & will sue. Will this alienate VA voters? It alienates my crank

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I was walking down the street, when suddenly________________? Cranked!

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Never argue with _____________________________ your crank

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What is your opinion on Jason Mraz? Crank

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You are a pain in my ______________. Crank

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Can fire melt steel? Whores can melt hearts

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When do you take your Xmas tree down? When the whores tell me to.

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Lost in love verses lost in money? whats your choice? whores

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What is a female hobo called? whore

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In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect Dinner? whores

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Have you ever made a little kid cry? If so what was the reason? whores

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The end of the year is not the time to _______. whore

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What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil? a tin ear

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What would it take for you to realize The Beatles were no talent hacks who sold their souls to The Devil? a tin ear

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If you were not where you are at, where would you be? there

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I'm still _______________ after all these years. hard

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Make up a word & tell me the meaning for it, okay? Plube: Penis lube Smex: Sex with a Mexican Douchery: Wearing sunglasses indoors Pornograffiti: drawing obscene things on you friend's face when they pass out Pussisms: things you only say on the internet because you're too afraid to say them in person

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How does a woman get in touch with her sexuality? Experiment to find out what you like and don't like. Communicate with your partner.

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would you help me with ________________________________? this burning sensation, when I pee?

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What are you buying me for Christmas this year? whores!

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Can you give it back my wallet?! You left your wallet in El Seguendo.

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Are there annoying members on this site? I wonder what they're wearing?

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2012 (12/22) is NOT about the end of the world. The process is in motion. It is not a moment in time. Agree/disagree? We start dieing the moment we are born.

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_____ is coming to town! Whores

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Who needs mistletoe? Who needs cameltoe?

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What phone should I get? I need a good phone that I can get if I put up enough fundraisers. O! And make sure they r verizon phones. Blackberries are for pimps!

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Why do you like waffles? I like them....I don't like them.

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Who coined the phrase"Give me liberty or give me death"? Libby McDeathington

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You're gonna love my _______. 9 inch caulk.

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Is drifting fun or boring to ppl? ...huh? I was somewhere else.

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How come some people spit constantly? They don't swallow.

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What is your favorite Stevie Wonder song? Sir, Duke

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If a random person in a store walked up to you and said "You're giving me a headache" What would you say back to them? Then you're REALLY gonna hate what I do to your genitals.

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Do you complain often? Are you always unhappy? Do you keep complaining about the same things even when complaining changes nothing? Why? Answer: no Reason: grown man

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Boyfriend cheated, now this? Without trust. Ya got nothin'!

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When was Black History Month first celebrated? February

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What new singers today you feel might not last for another 15 years vocally? Tony Bennett..I mean. What are the chances?

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I'm a sucker for________ vacuums

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May you rest in _______________ marshmallow

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Do you feel like removing yourself from society because of smart phones, facebook, twitter, and iPads? No...I use my social networking to my advantage.

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Is it true that joys of love last for a moment, sorrows of love last for a lifetime? I don't believe that. I do believe- the love you take is equal to the love you give.

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If you do, why do you mouth off so much? Well...I heard it's because I'm an asshole. Because I'm the one who started that rumor. And if I ever catch me, I'm gonna kick my ass!

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Do you believe that the human soul is eternal? What are you wearing?

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does anybody ever ask any worthwhile questions on here I do... What are you wearing?

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Girls would you flirt with nerds just to tease them or because you find them attractive? Maybe they have monster dongs!

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The cops are after you, what would your first response be if they caught you? "The black guy did it! You were just too slow to catch him."...nah, I dunno.

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Are you ___________ me right now? stabbing

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When shopping for Gerbils, what trates should you look for in the gerbil that you might want to buy? I want to make sure he's never been owned by Richard Gere.

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How long does it take to drive to New York from California? 3 eightballs and a quarter pound.

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Are you just like me? but better

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What is the most dependable and longest lasting car? Ford Pinto

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I am going on a Yoga vacation this weekend to ................. ? Detroit

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What is the name of the song on the Louis Vuitton website? Fall 2010? Louie-Louie

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Where is Louis Vuitton made? Louisville

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What was your first car? '81 Camaro RS. Mine was red w/ black racing stripes.

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any good suggestions on HDTV's? I've been happy with my 55" Samsung LED HDTV. The LED technology is awesome. You might want to stay away from projection TV's. They just aren't as sharp, picture wise. But, hey! It just depends on how much money you want to spend. You might find an LCD TV that suits your needs for a better price...good luck!

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what is THE most romantic instrument? skin flute...it had to be said.

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Are there any home remedies for headaches? 1 part spoon 1 part lighter 1 part heroin

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What do you hope for your children? That they never find me....I'm kiddin'!

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What is the best skill a woman can possess? A decent grip?

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Can love be measured? I started measuring my love in junior high.

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It’s so wet that I want to _____________. penetrate it

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what career can i choose that isnt that hard im kind of dumb! commissioner of confidence

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Would you please give me your best back-handed compliment? I can take it. Pretty fly for a white guy!

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What is the ideal setting for a murder mystery? Pakistan

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When did the fun go away...? It's still there. You just grew up.

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Who is the best person in your eyes that you know and why? There was this Lebanese girl named Adele. She had a huge butt and a skinny waste. And she used to do crazy things with me. We had a lot in common. We were extremely compatable. I'll never be that invincible again. Nobody's ever made me feel the way she made me feel. Anyway.... she's the best person, ever.

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What is a church pulpit used for? hiding boners?

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Do you ever feel as if your life is going nowhere? Oh. It's going somewhere, alright. I just don't know where.

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What would be a good website to follow horse riding tournaments and games? sissysports.com

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Who made Wizard sewing machines? Roy Wood

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How much does a teleprompter cost? Go fuck yourself San Diego!

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What is your favorite Onetree Hill episode? The one where they kill the tree and start a spinoff called Treeless Hill.

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Would you wear colored jeans? No. Grown man.

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What's the most patronizing nickname you've ever been called? donkey

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What is your dream vacation? Brazil

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What is something that would be difficult to steal? Glenn Beck's dignity.

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Glenn Beck suggested Megan McCain "wear a burqa" after she appeared in a cancer awareness ad. What do you think about his suggestion? Beck cares more about creating controversy than creating solutions.

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If you been to unsafe websites, what is it? wearegoingtostealyourcreditcardnumber.com

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Where do you shop for your clothes? The Buckle, because I'm a douchebag.

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Isn't there one species of snake that is a vegetarian? Alabama Trouser Snake. It only eats fish tacos.

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Do you like the sky? What's she wearing?

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I can jump from________to__________ cornhole to cornhole

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What is the most interesting fact about your job or career? Technically, I can punch someone and get away with it...kinda.

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I am turning seventeen in a couple of months. I was wondering if there is any special wiccan tradition? Dress up all Emo and get silly wit shit?

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Who cried watching the new Avenged Sevenfold video? I did not. I'm not a Sissy-Mary...Nah. I'm kiddin. Sully was awesome.

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I wonder where is a friendly place to work? Happy Herb's House of Sissies.

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Please name something -or- someone you consider to be overrated? murder

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What's for breakfast? shame

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Name a state that gets a lot of tourists? Confusion

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How can u report a lawyer if she or he not doing a good job? just go to this website- nobodyslistening.com

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What will be your last words. hide my porn.

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Who do you feel more comfortable around - people who don't talk to you about themselves or people who do? Why? Oooooh. Tough one. I guess to me, it really doesn't matter. As long as they're not too long winded.

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What are first row seats at a boxing match called? ringside seats

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Would you consider Pink Floyd to be one of the top 5 bands of all time? I personally can't put them above Zeppelin Stones Beatles Sabbath The Who

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Have you ever felt that you were meant to be a part of something bigger? Still do, KDP. Maybe I was and didn't know it. Whatever it is, I just can't seem to find my way.

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How many times have you been thrown into the penalty box? If they did that, I wouldn't come back.

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why do attractive women look/stare at other attractive women? the same reason a lion stares at their prey.

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Why do we alter clothes to fit better? So some moron can span their ass off.

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What, if anything, wakes you up during the night? your mom?

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What is digital shirt printing? What the fuck happened to this site? I didn't come here to shop. I wouldn't buy ANYTHING off of you retards anyway.

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What's a nice toilet song? If you leave me now - Chicago

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How much are Chanel handbags? Some of the pre-owned ones are like $2,000.

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Do you know something about imitation coach handbags? http://reviews.ebay.com/How-to-spot-a-fake-COACH-bag_W0QQugidZ10000000000839005

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The Book of Mormon says: “The soul could never die.” (Alma 42:9) The Bible says, the soul dies. (Ezekiel 18:4) Which is true? How would anyone know?

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What, if anything, wakes you up during the night? Dogs

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Guys be honest do you like lots of makeup or no makeup on girls? Is that the only choices I get? Clown whore or dirty hippie? lol

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Do you think answerbag is a great social network? I do. It used to be. It's not as much about that anymore.

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My friends has this female German Shepard, that humps other female dogs... any guesses as to why? It makes her happy.

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If you could pick your own name, what would it be? Eric

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Is anyone sitting at their computer in some kind of pain right now? My upper legs hurt. What part of your body hurts? soul

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I died in my Dream...what does that mean? You're gonna die....sometime.

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Girls, when you walk to and from the bath or shower, how do you wear your towel? Yeah, ladies. Step yo game up!

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How do you discipline a cat? Verbally...Give the pussy a good tongue lashing.

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Best Song you've listened to in the past week, or month? Mastadon: Oblivion

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What is your least favourite fast food place? Greasy Gus's House of Outdated Pork Pockets.

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Have you ever before seen this level of skepticism toward a President? Sure! The last one. This is going to happen from here on out.

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When I say Whoop! Whoop! What comes to mind? (; Drunken secretaries on margarita night in the suburbs.

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Does anybody know the phi delta theta handshake? You can look it up on secretdorkclubs.com

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What are your favorite sandwich toppings? Miracle Whip and opossum spread.

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Can you teach a rattlesnake to hula-hoop? Can you nail jello to tree?

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I have a very close family -- in fact, five of my cousins are in my wedding. What do you think? ............

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Last week i have watch naruto online. it is very nice tv show.any one tell where can i download naruto with latest update and without virus? notquitereadyforsex.com

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Anyone tell me where can i watch the closer online with latest update? Thatsactuallynotabadshow.com

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do you like wearing jeans You're going to try to touch my junk, next. Arent ya?

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From where can i watch case closed season2 with latest update? suggest me any site canceledafter2episodes.com

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Is live in relationship wrong? No....NEXT!

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Where can i watch One tree hill episodes online with latest update and without virus. suggest me any site? lonelyspinster.com

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I have watched some episodes of bleach tv show. it is very nice and interesting show. now i have watched season1 all. anyone provide me a link where can i watch this show online? pleasefindaloverandstopwatchingcartoons.com

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How many movies about Osama are going to come out now? Team america 2? I think so!

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What not to say to a police officer when pulled over? Firemen have bigger dicks

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How Do I Download Airplane Games? neverbeenlayed.com

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Do you watch family guy? I could. What did you have in mind? A little dinner? Some cartoons? maybe a little slap and tickle?

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What makes the difference between illusion and reality? penetration

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Where can I watch full episodes of Hannah Montana Season 1-3 Online? Bigperv.com

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What does a lack of testosterone do to people? Let's ask Manny Ramirez.

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When Obama gets in political trouble again, what card is he going to play next? Probably the- Donald Trump's all ya got?!? Bwahahaha card.

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How can an ugly person find happiness? Dude! Show some confidence. Find your passion and dive head first into it. Women (or men) love a guy who knows what he wants and takes life by the throat and gets it. Or at least tries. In general people are attracted to the way you live, more than the way you look.

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Can I store money in library books? Yep! If you're a hillbilly!

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Do you like socks that go over the knee? answer: short socks reason: grown man

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Are you ever up at 4.30 in the morning? Sure. What did ya have in mind?

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What was the last thing you bought today? gas

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How would one become the worlds greatest human? See description. To be the man, you have to beat the man.

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How can I make my cheeks less chubby? spinning class

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What is your least favourite fast food place? Loose Lucy's Bistro of Baccala.

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how many smiles did you give today??? Dammit! Why didn't you tell me, I was supposed to count! Great...Now I'm pissed!

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I would dump my girlfriend/boyfriend if _________________ she doesn't make me a sandwich!

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Why people like worrying about the unknown things? I mean,they always think negatively? Because we love control.

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Will some not recognize the anti christ? What's he wearing?

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What is your favourite British TV program? It's an older one, but I loved Ab Fab.

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Do we have the same taste in soup? No soup for you!

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How long does a lithium laptop battery last? I don't know. I got about 2 years or so outta mine.

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Questions to Man!!! Why women not ask no clothing of man?!? Why they not like that now? I asked that same thing yesterday!

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what should i name my puppy? i want something original like ferris, kemba, etc. thanks! Thormax

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Do you ever feel limited by your vocabulary? Me no understand

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Is it just me, or are there a lot of insane people on the Internet? If yes, why? Anonymity makes people phony-brave.

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When does Love turn into Hate? What makes it so? When my beernuts turn to cottonballs.

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What wine goes best with fried chicken? Mad Dog 20/20

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Where were you when you heard about Osama Bin Laden being killed? Home watching the Phillies game.

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Why does Maplestory attract someone so much? What are the attractive points of Maplestory? Well hell! Who among us doesn't love a good story about maple?

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We finally found and killed Bin Laden. Now if only we could get the Dems and Reps to get along. Do you think this is even possible? Why? Come together completely?...Nah. Neither gives the other ANY credit for anything posetive.

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Who are reputed jewelers to sell diamonds in New York City? Jacob the Jeweler...if you don't mind buying from a guy who laundered money for dope dealers.

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Why can't guys learn to pee sitting down, and end the toilet-seat wars? No...just, no.

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What was the last job offer you turned down? Why did you? Bouncer at some douchebag club. Sick of it. Getting too old for it.

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Don't you wanna spank that chick from Glee? Never seen it...and yes!

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Men: would you forgive your wife/girlfriend if she got drunk at a party and had sex with 17+ men? That's a lotta cocks!

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I want _______, but I really need _______. women/whores

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Michael Jackson died too??! Whaaaaa? Get out!

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What is the cheapest way of heating your home? Burn it and collect the insurance money.

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Who is the best pitcher in the major leagues? Halladay

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Who was the first black player to led the NL in stolen bases? Jackie Robinson?

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Who holds the career record for most stolen bases by an mlb catcher? John Wathan?

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What are some good scary movies? Gigli Ishtar Glitter

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My imaginary girlfriend is pregnant and moving to a random southern state. Will I owe her life support? What's she wearing?

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Do you love being cuddled when your scared? This sounds like an Alpha-Male thing, but I don't get scared. Or maybe I do and I just mask it with anger. I don't really know. Maybe there's a difference in anxiety and fear.

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whats the best way to get over your grandma dieing when you was very good friends? Focus on the good times you had. Not her death.

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What is your favorite beer? I dunno...maybe Warsteiner, right now. Ask me again in a week.

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Cheddar Cheese, Pineapple, Carrot, Bacon, Sour Cream would this be nice in a baked potato? I guess. Let's not get too silly with it.

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Where do you see yourself in five minutes? on the toilet....you asked!

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Why would anyone use nunchucks? Are they are real weapon? Easy! Double dildo.

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What has been the greatest vacation you have ever been on? New York!

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What's the world's toughest sport? Hard to say... I'm going with Bullriding. Ask me again, in a week.

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What foreign country do you want to visit? Breastonia

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What country has the lowest population growth? Castrationia

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Where is your favorite place on Earth? Right down there

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Are gas stations open on Christmas day? Is Christmas open on Gas Station Day?

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How often do you watch the news? Everyday or only for big events? How often does the news watch me?

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Can your thesis statement be a question? Can your thesis question be a statement?

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What is the legal age for a student to quit school in Illinois? the legal age is...DON'T

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whats that all over you face handsome

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Can u help me with my name? I am a guy. My first name Pengsheng is not easy to pronunce. I want a name to make people feel free to call. It is best to have one that sounds like my original name. Is Pen a good option? Or can you please suggest one? Thanks! No, no, no! MAKE people call you Pengsheng. That's your name. Own it.

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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be? Tasmanian Devil

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Help! I have to pee but I can't move! What can I do? Let me ask my friend. She used to work for NASA.

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YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS. THE BUS IS BROWN WITH SILVER TIRES. A MAN WALKS ON THE BUS WEARING A BLUE HAT AND A RED SHIRT, WITH BROWN PANTS. THEN A WOMAN WALKS ON WEARING NO HAT, BUT WEARING A GREEN SHIRT WITH PURPLE PANTS. WHAT COLOR IS THE BUS DRIVERS HAT? I'm not wearing one.

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Why did my rabbit lose its hair? Is it me? Or through the years, have there been a shitload of rabbit Q's?

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is walking up and down a home stair case continuously a good exercise? Kinda like a stairmaster, I suppose.

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Is following your dreams usually bad advice to give a kid? Follow your dreams, but get your education first!

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Do the Amish pay property taxes? Do properties pay Amish taxes?

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can you eat after drinking alcohol? Well...sure!

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What does PLC after a Doctor name Professional Learning Community

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Do you take yourself too seriously or do others not take you seriously enough? I'm a no nonsense kinda guy.

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Does it comfort you when you hear of other people's suffering, just because it makes you realise that you aren'y alone? I don't want anyone to suffer, but sometimes when I hear other people's dilemma, it makes me feel better about my life.

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Do you do the Dew? Does the Dew do me?

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can you make money answering questions? Can you make answers questioning money?

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Is it true you must have a Facebook page in order to get a job? Haven't heard that one.

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Stones made a song called Sister Morphine. Reference to? The drug- I would bet.

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What is your favorite song that is played on/with a piano? I know a little

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What is the first song title that comes to your mind when you hear the phrase "classic rock"? Free Bird

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What was the band candlebox's original name? Flashlight Cover

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What high school did singer Chris Brown attend? Punchagirl High?

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What do you know about Infinity Guitars? I could go on and on and on and.....

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have u ever tried to write a rap song? if u did, what would it be about? Lets write one now. I'll start. Love ain't nothin' if it ain't reciprocated. I wanna luv ya girl, but your face looks mutilated your turn....

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what is your favorite song or just a really good song? Ten Years Gone - Zeppelin

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Do you believe that those who think they are smarter than everyone else are? Could you even tell them otherwise?

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Where is Left Noob, Canada? A noob is a nipple/boob combo. So...the left one! (o)

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Is it true that the Christian concept of "Rapture" comes not from the Bible; but from Hal Lindsey's book "The late Great Planet Earth"? I'm not believing ANYTHING that SOB from Barney Miller, says.

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Are there great energies pulling all of mankind in the direction of evil or harmony? Probably evil. Agendas usually equal money...not good!

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Do you show the world that you walk in total nonviolence? I don't set out be violent or nonviolent. Kinda have to play it by ear. I guess.

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What is the name of the southernmost state on the map? Hawaii

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in which area of your life do you go overboard sometimes? control

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Who is going to, and who will win the NBA championship. LA v Miami winner LA

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Are you tolerant toward the weak ? Are you weak towards the tolerant?

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Best name for a vodka ever? Bong Spirit

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Any free hypnosis websites out there? takingcandyfromababy.com

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Does anyone know where you can find and purchase Rastafarian colored accessories, such as lamp, door beads, or bedding? Dirty Hippy Hal's House of Used Garbage.

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Does anyone know anything about the golfer Jack Burns, the winner of the 1888 (British) Open? Yeah! I know this. He should be dead by now. Hope that helps!

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You will never _______ if you do not _______. penetrate/lubricate

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What is the funniest butt tattoo that you could think of? open to public

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I am__________and nobody can change that! candle

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I am__________and nobody can change that! candle

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Do you have enough money for cheap things? whores?

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How old were you when you started bathing yourself? 30ish. Is that abnormal?

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Should the Denver Nuggets trade Kenyon Martin You can't get much for him. He's too old.

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What do you think?? Narwhals. First!

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Which team has won the superbowl the most? Sixburg!

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What were football shin pads made of in the 1950's? A whale's vagina.

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Why is it called american football when they dont kick the ball? Real men use their hands, too!

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Watching Sports channels last night i seen some footage of Walter payton , I always did think he was the best ever running back . Who do you think was the best running back in the NFL? living or dead . Probably, Jim Brown.

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how to watch MLB baseball games live online ? Go to Justintv and search for a feed.

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What do you do when you immediately get home from work after a long day? Get a quick workout in and then smoke a cigar.

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Who invented the swing set? Sammy Swingington- circa 1904.

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What other than laughter is the best medicine ? determination

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When someone is talking about the King who might they be referring to? John Holmes?

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Which is your favorite body part of the human body, and why? Pinkie toe on my left foot. Not the right one. That one is a Son of a bitch!

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whats the oldest item you got. your mom

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Will all people of color eventually have to show their "papers" upon demand because someone "white" questions their legitimacy? Hopefully one day, we'll all be the same color. Kind of a light mocha. That'd be cool!

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Will all people of color eventually have to show their "papers" upon demand because someone "white" questions their legitimacy? Share your answer...

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What do i do, if an opponent catches my kick? Good lord almighty. Some of these answers are killing me. Don't use your other leg please. That's advanced and ill advised to say the least. A skilled fighter will throw you in a second if he or she catches your leg. Pull youself in and try to get at arms length and grab whatever part of the body you can. It's a desperation move, but it's the best you've got. At least one of his or her arms...

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Who is the most inteligent snooker player? Gotta be Snooki, right? I'm right, ain't I?

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who knows brody jay brown? Theee BJB?

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Other then an egg, "What can a person beat?" get creative, ANYTHING GOES!!! A platypus...you can beat a platypus.

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Why would someone want to worship the devil? Maybe they look good in red.

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Mainly for the girls - what colour are your toe nails right now? too lazy to look.

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Do you consider yourself to be more dominant or submissive? Depends on what you're wearing.

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Do you believe in unicorns? only if they're fried!

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Do you ever want people to see the other side of you? The right people do.

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does anyone still own a pair of button fly levis 501's??? Answer: Nope Reason: The 80's are over

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Fill in the blank: If you are going to the __________, you need to bring a __________. knife fight/gun

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Who owns the Brockton minor league baseball team in Massachusetts? Brocky Brockington

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There's nothing better than _________________, in the morning. Proficiency Uninterrupted sleep Social networking Silence Your undivided attention

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Who would win in a mock trial? Atheists or theists? Neither. Theist would have too much faith in the system and lose and Atheists would deny the trial ever took place.

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Are rental trucks required to stop at truck stops? Not unless you like glory holes.

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What position did Michael Jordan play in baseball? Right field. I believe.

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Who is the only athlete in history to have played in both the Super Bowl and the World Series? Deion Sanders

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Can you go from upper to lower deck at U.S. Cellular? Got a grappling hook?

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I have two baseball caps and I would like to know what they're worth. Please let me know if anyone can send me some advice. Thanks, Dena Hmmm!

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who is the shortest man to win a batting title? Wee Willie Keeler was only like 5' 4". I believe.

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will the SF Giants repeat in 2011? Maybe, but there's a slim chance catching lightning in a bottle, twice!

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for baseball how many teams are usually in a conference? 16 National League teams 14 American League teams

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if a ball hits the foul pole and go left or right is it fair or foul ball? On the fly, it's a HR. Fair.

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Player got injured while at bat with 2 strikes, his replacement struck out on the 1st pitch. Has a 1 pitch stikeout happened before? I was UIC for a tourney the other weekend, and I had an umpire "bragging" about getting a one-pitch strikeout. here's how it went down: Called strike one on first pitch. Batter step out of the batters box. She steps back in, smooths some dirt, and kicks some dirt on the inside line (not erasing, but getting "a little dirt" on the line). Called strike two for erasing line. She steps out to...

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Who is the best Minnesota Twins player of all time? I'm going with Rod Carew.

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Who is the all-time leading Home Run Hitter in the MLB? Barry Bonds...I guess.

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Which pitcher,one of the top 10 all-time, never won the Cy Young award? Who do you consider top 10?

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With 1-ball, 2-strike count, B1 is hit by a pitch. B1 is awarded firstbase if? didn't swing at the pitch.

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Why don't baseball & hockey have cheerleaders? Flying balls and pucks!

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runner is on 2nd with 3-1 count on batter, on ball 4 to batter, can man on 2nd steal third on ball 4 pitch? Yep!

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Are you haunted by your past? .......spill the beans Occasionally. But I embrace it.

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I find it so hard to eat breakfast. Any suggestions? Fruit. Don't underestimate it.

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What are the most subtle things a guy can do or say to a girl to make her feel good about herself? Baby...this sandwich tastes soooo good!

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How does a man get rid of a shiny forehead/ shiny nose? He man's up.

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What was Jesus' last name? H. Christ

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How do you feel on your birthday? hard

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What TV show has influenced your life the most ? Hung

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Do you smoke cigarettes? Answer: I smoke the occasional cigar. Reason: Makes me happy.

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Does Facebook help you remember the dates of things you would have forgotten about if it weren't for it? Yes. Unfortunately.

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Does Mark Zuckerberg inspire you? If so, how? He inspires me to never get a perm.

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What website do you normally frequent? Are these websites credible? When is credibility more important, and when is it less important? What questions might you ask in order to determine the credibility of online sources? bigbuttedgirlsmakingmeasandwich.com

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I have a pile of old pc games, most will not run on XP or W7. Are there any dedicated UK websites where I can offer them to folk for free? uselessshiticantsell.com

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Is there still a league for dodgeball? Yeah. Just go to sissy.com. You'll find them there.

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Where can I buy Camo bras online? warwhores.com

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Which of your belongings at home is the oldest one? 1886 baseball card

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Eight , six , seven , five,________________? hut-hut hike!

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Why should the Dead Sea Scrolls interest us? They were under water.

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What do you do when there is just nothing left to do? Do it again.

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What are merchant services? Services for merchants...whores and what not.

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Have you tried any "gourmet" hotdogs? sounds like an oxymoron

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What was the most dangerous thing you ever did when you were drunk? This smells like a trap.

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What should I drink for maximum refreshness? hope

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If you were music what would you sound like? An out of tune bass.

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what should i get a friend of mine as a present for his birth day? Play it safe- hooker

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Is a spray bottle part of your personal gear to beat the heat? Answer: No Reason: Grown man

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What do you dislike about summer? Some people's inability to wear deodorant.

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Things to do on the computer while sick. Movies and music! Download them on KickAss Torrents Amazon.com...Stay well read. Secure a domain name at GoDaddy.com Two Girls One Cup- classic U-stream (live events) Rotoworld- Check up on your favorite atheletes Blog- create your own. Answerbag! But you already knew that. Thesaurus.com...impress your friends with your new vocabulary! E-bay- buy and sell items

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A cool birthday gift for my nephew? rubber sheets?

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Do you keep cash hidden beneath your mattress? Answer: No Reason: Not a hillbilly

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Have you ever fired a gun? If so what kind? maybe

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What is your alltime favorite movie and why? It's a toss up. I love Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction.

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TMobile/ATT merger: 7 members of Congress own 100k AT&T stock. Will the decision be best of the US or those 7 and the 1%ers? Very interesting. I think we know the answer to that one.

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Do you think people are making everything perverted these days? What are you wearing, right now?

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Have you ever been to Alice's Restaurant? No. But I heard you could have anything you want.

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Dang...I still have a pile of ____________in front of me. lovin'

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What would you do with an extra hand? i'm not gonna lie. All 3 of them will be on m'penis at some point.

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Do you ever feel so numb, you can't even laugh? Yeah. I smoked a Sherm Stick a couple of times.

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Can you make someone fall out of love with you? Introduce them to my family.

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What do you have in common with your pet? Big and pretty!

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Does anybody hate slugs like me? Fried or baked?

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Why is the soil around volcanoes so fertile? fear

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What do you prefer? Black mascara or brown mascara? I like my mascara, like I like my women...BLACK!!!

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How come i suck at video games? Inverted thumbs

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What comes up when you Google your name? Your mom.

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What money was used in the time of Ancient Egypt? sandollar

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How do you feel inside when somebody makes a joke out of your insecurities? Honestly. That might be a good thing. I mean...joking about it may help you deal with it better. Of course, if they're being malicious, they'd better take as well as they can dish.

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How can you make someone have less power in regards to your emotions? Keep your mouth shut and ears open.

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How do I find an arrested person in New York? Swing a dead rat.

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How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public? Shockingly, I do not have a problem with it.

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I have done something, disgusting and see it everyday how can I get over it. Flush

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How often do you fall for guilt trips? Only with my parents, do I fall for those.

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So what you doing tomorrow? Caulking

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Is\"frindle\"a word? Ironically- Its a friend who swindles you. Go figure.

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whats it like to feel? Does not compute.

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my parents just caught me crossdressing Honestly. They probably already knew. And if they didn't. Now they do. The Ice is broken. Talk to them about it.

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Is it gay that, I as a male, have "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper on my MP3 player? Gay? No Sissy? Maybe

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Who makes Duramax? Chevy

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Do you think metallic bikinis look cheap? On whores?

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Who created the water purification system? Sam "h2o" Cleanwater.

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What does urno mean? It means "one" in Spanish- when I have a mouth full of nachos.

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Why are people so disagreeable? I disagree!

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"Come chill." How do these words make you feel? Like I'm being bossed around.

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When's the last time you had to miss work or school for illness? 2009

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TX (R) Perry has used state time/money to set aside days to pray for rain. What do you think of this? Yee-Haw?

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If someone came down from the sky, proved he was supernatural, and said "I am Odin, Norse God of Warfare", how would you react? I'm american...So...I'd probably try to shoot it. (shrug)

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When did Gutenburg invent the moveable type? Right after Police Academy 2.

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How much rudeness must I endure before I can morally and legally slap a customers teeth? Sounds like- not much more!

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Canadians: Do you feel nervous about the upcoming election? Why or why not? YaaaaaaaY!!! Canadians!

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What does the word\'\'Saginaw\'\'mean? Cold frozen land with nothing to do.

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Is my best friend right to break with her boyfriend for calling her dumb? If they can't get past a small argument like that, they'll never make it in a relationship.

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What should women know before dating a new man? He thought about having sex with you the second he saw you.

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I never see or talk to my girlfriend much what's the point? Sounds like you already know the answer to that question.

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What is the origin of the name Kimberley? samoan

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Wat iz ur favorit lolcat?? Steve

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Do you think ouija boards bring through only evil spirits? Nope. It's a toy.

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Do you use tanning beds, prefer natural tan or none at all? No tanning Reason: grown man

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How can one expect to _________ if one does'nt ___________ ? Cheat Try

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What are women? KaaahRayZeee!

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I want _______, but I really need _______. Beer Heroin

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Do moth balls keep cats away? Do cat balls keep moths away?

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Can a cat scratch an LCD flat screen TV? They better damn well not!

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why does my cat suddenly hate my bestfriend only at night? Pussy gets frisky at night.

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Who would definitely not look good in a bikini? JFK...he's dead! Not a good look.

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What do you love love LOVE about Texas??? girls

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Who is the best baseball player of all time? Most under-rated? Best non-american born? Ruth E. Murray Clemente

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Guys, what kind of makeup do you love on a girl? clown whore

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How long does it normally take for you to have a shower? Long as I want.

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What's Lady Gaga's religion? :) fashion

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Would you cry if they didn't make a season 7? Probably. I'm crying now. I should really take my meds.

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Which do you prefer? Waterbed or regular bed? answer: regular reason: it's not 1977

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Whoa! Why are the staff of Answerbag putting out so many questions today?? They need answers to stuff into their giant bags.

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Is vegas really as good as people make it out to be? If you like whores.

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What Happens when Batman breaks his back???? Robin sleeps alone.

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Today is a day that_________ happened

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What traditions do you do with you and your family on Easter? :) loathe and resent

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Do you travel the world every year? Answer: no Reason: job

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Ways to announce that I don't want a party, but I want gifts/money? Simple. Just yell out "Hey everyone! I want you to throw money at me and then just go away."

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Why does everyone hate cops? they take all the good donuts!

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What does"boot cut"mean in jeans? It's a style of jean made by Boots Cuttington- circa 1906.

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How many calories are in a booger? A lot! Of course, I like to put butter on mine. Goes straight to my thighs.

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80% of the WORLD'S prescription drug use is in America, 80% !!! does that say anything about dr.s, drug co.'s or just ppl. in general.? It's funny how bad the economy here, is. (US) Yet people still manage to get their happy pills.

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Where do you look for answers in your life? Your mom.

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When you meet someone named Gina, are you able to resist the urge to say "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GINA!!!"? Barely!

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Did you fail today? Not yet!

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Why do people talk in their sleep? They never know when to shut up.

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What shoes do you have? Left one Right one

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what are you gonna cook for me, for breakfast? Chicken embryos and blue waffles.

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Where is the best place in the world to get breakfast? Tony Tetanus' House of 5 Second Rule Waffles.

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Did you like that one? Silent but deadly.

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Why is celery so expensive at the grocery store? Godamn rabbits!

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What are some healthy foods that are also yummy? Crisco

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I hate\love answerbag becuase _______ It's tight and moist.

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Do you keep and use a piggy bank? Yeah. But not for holdin' money. wink-wink!

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What is your favorite donut? Where from? I make my own and glaze them myself!

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What is your favorite brand of ketchup? Bloody Bob's

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What does lizard taste like Armadillo

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Do you sometimes hold your pee in so long that when you finally go to the toilet, your underwear is damp? Answer: No Reason: Grown man

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Where is the best place in the world to get breakfast? Hep "C" Charlies House of Runny Eggs!

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You know you should stop watching Soaps when ___________. :) you get a friggin' job!

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what ever happened to david copperfield? sigfried and roy? Penn from Penn & Teller ate them!

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Any tips on how a guy can look good naked be hung

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Is it smart to get pregnant when your in collage? Hey! You spelled pregnant, correctly! YAY!

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Does laser acne treatment work? Zap dem zits!

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Do you like Adele? The singer? Or that Lebanese girl I used to know with the big beautiful butt? Either way- Sure!

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Hey kids what time is it? IT'S SPAM TIME!!! YYYYAAAAYYYYY!

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What's the best diet pill you've ever used? Selfcontroladryn

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Does owning a smart phone or iPhone or Android Phone or iPad make you a better person? I dunno. Let me Google that on my Blackberry.

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What are the benefits from being mild-tempered and patient? You probably have boobs.

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if you were anime charlie, which three anime girls would you pick to be your angels? Serena Williams, Vida Guerra, and Alexis Texas. Uhhhhh. Insert some nerdy anime stuff here __________________.

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if you were anime charlie, which three anime girls would you pick to be your angels? Share your answer...

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What can you do differently tomorrow so you don't wake up with the crushing feeling of failure and doom? oxycontin

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What kind of scientist are you? Funk...Scientist of Funk.

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What will be the hit Christmas Present of 2011? Straight cash, homey!

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what should my first sentence (attention getter) be in my research paper about brad nowell Ladies and gentlemen. Bradley Nowell didn't practice Santeria. He didn't have no crystal ball. He had a million dollars, but he- he spent it all.

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How many cheap horror movies from the 1960's and/or 1970's will you watch this weekend? maybe, one.

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Have you ever been to a party and someone who has had way to much to drink comes on to you in the worst way? I can honestly say- yes! Many, many times. If you only knew. lol

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Ladies would you ever use a Male escort? Ahhhhhhh! C'mon ladies!

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Why did Disco Jesus die? Death by metal

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What's your favorite hiphop/rap song? Alwayz into Sumthin- NWA

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where can I buy an irish coffee in plymouth? Can you buy a Plymouth coffee in Ireland?

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Is 2012 really going to happen? we won't be that lucky.

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what is breathing without air called heroin

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will I miss anything at answerbag if I go to bed now Yep. A bunch of misled, unmotivated people with no passion talking about God/No God.

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What is your favorite root beer? Backwash Bob's

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Who else is sick of people saying Chuck Norris is a god? God

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Has your mother ever eaten Gefilte Fish? Once in College.

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Are you excited that it's finally the year Lord Stanley's Cup will come home to Vancouver? I actually think you're right.

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How profitable is a Dog Kennel? Well...let's see. Hmmm...I guess it could be used as a tiny whorehouse for dogs. I hope your pimp hand is strong.

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Who made the biggest contribution towards light bulbs? G.E. Bulbington. Circa 1804

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I have an idea for an invention, what should I do to bring it to reality? Do an infomercial of your product with the neighborhood dogs as an audience. Tape it and send it to inventors.com. Maybe you'll get a patent. Good luck!

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Will smoking things with regular writing paper hurt you as opposed to smoking papers? Probably. But, listen here. Smoking something you should be reading or writing on, is soooo ironic.

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Would you rather go for a Conservative person or a Liberated one? what are they wearing?

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What is the best blond joke you have ever herd? Knock-knock Who's there? Ann Coulter

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What race is God? People are gonna be pissed when the find out he/she/it is Canadian.

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what is natural law theory and give examples First!

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Should I buzz my head? I really want to, but I'm scared to do it. Thanks. Do it! Do it now or you won't be able to sleep tonight. Don't call yourself out and then wimp out.

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Can you believe what they just said about you? Yep. But, it's thick too!

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Why can't I login in WoW? I keep on logining, but it always said too busy?! Take a hint.

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Why are there so many dumb questions from religious people trying to prove atheists are wrong? Every human wants to be right. I personally hope they're both wrong. I hope when we die we're all automatically reincarnated into the thing on earth, we abused the most. Only to be devoured by the next fat kid with no self respect.

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What are you thinking right now? Decent cigar...

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Do you have to be dead to be a ghost? No. See Keith Richards.

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Who was your first crush? Farrah Fawcett-dead

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What do you like to do in your free time? Dance, dance, dance!...or heroin.

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Anyone want a chat on G-Talk? Nope... In my defense. I'm a grown man.

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Do you like it when it rains? Why? Yes. That means angels are crying.

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Are first responders on Answerbag still all the HATERS? Second!

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When i get home i ________ poop poop poops poop poop poop

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When you travel, do you listen to music or do you enjoy the silence? I only listen to the farm report.

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Do you know the name of 1st American female pilot. You're in luck! I know this! It was- Ima Flydisbird.

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Who invented table hockey? Taye "Bull" Hockington circa 1906

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Do you have a rice cooker ? What kind and how do you like it ? Yes. Her name is Abbey. Sheeee's...okay.

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What's the problem with your hair? It's too good. Too Good-A-Hair!

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Does the furniture in each of your rooms match? Mmmmaybe. Why? What have you heard?

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What is Fisher Capital ? Don't google it! Don't you dare! That's too easy. The Fisher Capital is...Minnesota. Think about it. 10,000 lakes? C'mon man. NEXXXXT!

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What are the quickest working diet pills? I take this stuff called "tapewormadryn. It's awesome.

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Where is the best and most safe place to torrent music? KickAssTorrents

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Germans are best known for _________ Germs

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Do you use a travel agency when planning a vacation overseas? I just "mule" China White and get the eff outta there.

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What is the first sign that a person is demon possessed? Sponge Bob tattoo

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How do you feel about today's modern music compared with music when you were growing up? what bands were your favorite as a kid? Some of today's music is good. You just have to look harder for the bands that grab you by the throat and make you listen. I'll listen to anything from Al Green to Cradle of Filth.

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What are women like where you're from? Black! With big black asses! And you know what black women with big black asses do? Whatever the fuck they want.

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What are the causes of mustache hair loss? vigorous oral sex

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What band T-shirts do you own? I have one from Jason Mraz and Liz Phair. The only band i've ever listened to was Frankie Goes To Hollywood...Relax. Don't do It!

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Whats your fav pizza? armadillo

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In your opinion, what is the worst fast-food restaurant ? Jimmy "the scab's" Pepperoni Palace.

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Are copper mugs safe? i would say- yes. Since your water probably comes from copper pipes!

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Have you ever either accidentally or purposely killed an animal? Today?

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In your opinion, what is the worst fast-food restaurant ? Moist Willie's House o' Undercooked Flapjacks.

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In your opinion, what is the worst fast-food restaurant ? Sad Jack's House of Slop and Backwash

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I am 6ft tall and weigh 210 pounds and wondering what position I would be best at in football I want to start for my freshman team next year O-line... What's your 40?

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why do i stink like poo? Maybe poo stinks like you!

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What is your favorite website? notgonnatellya.com

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At what age does a man stop thinking with his dick? 104

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In your opinion, what is the worst fast-food restaurant ? Dirty Dick's house of roadkill

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What characteristics does birds have????? proper English

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If someone offered you the chance to have a free nose job, would you do it? happy ending?

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What movie made you laugh the hardest? Tommy Boy...still

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Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe now...what's your favorite Black Sabbath tune? Snowblind

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? sex

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What chocolate do you prefer? Galaxy, Cadbury or Nestle? I prefer a Spanish mocoa. Ala...Rosario Dawson

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Which aspect of organized religion do you find to be the most irksome? Satanists! Who in the hell do they think they are?...little devils.

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Why are guinea pigs so cute? and delicious!

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Are you a loner? Or do you need your friends around? Leave me alone!

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would you rather be smarter or better looking? and why too late!

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Being very beautiful probably guarantees that you might marry often. Does it ever guarantee that you will marry well? Who wants to marry often?

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Without looking, do you know what movie this comes from? The name escapes me, but it's the one with Sandler and that fat guy.

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Why do people tell me to go to sleep when i am an adult now? (i`m 20) Go to sleep!

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What's the funniest thing about politics? The make up sex.

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What's your favorite quote about religion or spirituality? Joseph and his technicolor dreamcoat thinks you're overdressed.

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I love my country because of ___________ her supple busom and moist lips.

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Is there a good source for all-positive news? Nevergonnahappen.com

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what movie scared you the most? Gigli

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What is your favorite guilty pleasure? This site.

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What would you wear to an 80s party? This is really more of a facial accessory, but you can wear a look of shame.

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Protestants or Catholics? who is better? Wait...What are they wearing?

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What makes LOVE so pure and beautiful..? Shaft!

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What would cause a person's littlest toes to curl inwards and have blisters? adductovarus...maybe. Look it up.

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What would motivate you to be the change? Winning!

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What do I need for an online electrical enginering degree? 1. Tiger blood 2. Adonis DNA

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What have you won at Tim Hortons so far? Tiger blood

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What would you like to say to people who can't take the medicine they dish out? Winning!

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I have been seing the number 1206 repeatedly, anyone else seeing it, or know what it means? Winning!

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What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy? Tiger blood

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Could you help me find this font? Help me find tiger blood

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Any full proof recipes for steak? marinate it in tiger blood

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True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day? Tiger blood

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What saps you of your energy? Tiger blood

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What are the causes of blood veins breaking? Tiger blood

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Charlie Sheen recently claimed to have "tiger blood." What kind of blood runs through your veins? ;) Winning!

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Who is the greatest player in Green Bay Packers franchise history? Favre.

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Who is the greatest player in Green Bay Packers franchise history? Favre.

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What is meant by"adaptation"as applied to an adult? Conform

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What's stopping the USA to take over Canada? America likes having a comfortable hat.

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What is the best way to improve morale? Naked Tuesday!

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What is the difference between a good human and bad human? 3 inches

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Do you think Americans still have freedom of speech in our country? Why or why not? My uncle once told me- "A man can jump as high as his penis is long."

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has anybody saw god yet? there was this black girl back in my old neighborhood and she did this thing with her...nevermind.

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Do you try to cover up the sound of pissing? If so, how? and why? Depends on how many beers I've had. I once got half way through Stairway to Heaven, once.

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Why do men get pee on the floor? Why do women squirm during a golden shower? Same difference. Saaaaame difference, my friend.

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Red itchy circle on arm? No thanks! I already have one on my crank.

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Why does God apparently only communicate with humans and never with animals? Well hell. My dog talked to Noah the other day and he said the whole 2x2 thing was bullshit.

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Which car would win in a race? The faster one.

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How do I use a home computer without a phone line? Ask Jeeves.

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If Leonardo da Vinci was alive today, what would he do? I know, but i'm not gonna tell ya.

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Can I go to casino? Who knows?

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Hey! Are you gambling?! Who knows?

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Is there a way to put your home computer online using broadband without having the phone line hooked up or do you have to have home phone service as well? Not wanting cable or satellite..just DSL preferably. Who knows?

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How Should I Handel This Situation At Work? Who knows?

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Have you ever refused to lend your cell phone to a stranger? I've never not refused. If it's an apparent emergency I make the call myself to the police.

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Whats that on your shirt? I'm 50% sure it's mayo. Although it does smell like bleach.

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How to get rid of droopy face? Happy white powder.

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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason? Get an erection.

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I have windows 7 but I cannot find the Microsoft office program OneNote on my computer. how can i get it or find it? who knows?

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what approaches are there to distinguish an OS process from other user processes. describe each approach and compare their relative merits. who knows?

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Why can\'t I import an .avi DivX file to PowerDirector 8 on XP, but I can import it on my Vista home computer? who knows?

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How to Re-size Images in PHP who knows?

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i want to learn chinese fast, but so hard. what should i do? who knows?

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jobs for microprocessor and instrumentation who are the employers who knows?

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Has anyone ever heard of the band Bayside? Was Screech in it?

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Do you believe that psychics/mediums are genuine? Who knows? But did you hear about the midget psychic who was on the lamb? He was a small medium at large.

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What was the first song the cast of glee performed on the first ever episode of their show? Reign in Blood by Slayer

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Do guys think it is weird or cute when a girl blushes? While I'm inside her?

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What is the most important invention in the history of the world? condum

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Three words to describe the love of your life? Sweet little whore

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What drink has made you sick? Hobo puke

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The bar is open. What would you like to drink? Water. I wanna be sober when I snap.

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Which is you're favorite john wayne movie? Sons of Katie Elder

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Do you REALLY want a guy with a big dick? At your service! *unzip-clunk*

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What are the causes of night sweat? Prison

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My hair is ..........? awesome!

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Did you treat yourself this Christmas? If I can financially survive it. That's a treat enough for me.

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Do you ever wish you were Jesus? Except also a vampire? A vampiric Jesus? If not, what kind of Jesus would you want to be? Rock-n-Roll pornstar Jesus.

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What was your favourite movie of 2009? Inglorious Bastards

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How do you like your top ramen? Shaken. Not stirred.

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What does 2/3+4/6 equal? 1 1/3

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What's a song where a word is spelt as part of the lyrics? U-N-I-T-Y

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What is a male's most erotic part of the body? wallet

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? No!!! Not this again.

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Americans.You've got to _____________? Let love rule

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My husband is always complaining about something every day. It really bothers me. My son sees it too. What can i do. The doctors have taken every test and everything is okay. Could this be in his head? It sounds like he's having panic attacks. Read up on the issue. Go see your doctor.

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What was the last song you listened to? Lagrange - ZZ Top

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How can I get rid of the lower back pain? Strengthen your core. If possible.

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What gets real old, real fast? Those goddamn commercials for The Gap.

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What is the "IT" gift this year? Slap Chop....Nah. I have no idea.

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If you could eat anyone, who would it be? Vida Guerra. I'd start from behind.

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What qualities do women honestly look for in a man? 5 pound dick. lol

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! This is what is missing with Facebook.

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! I'm totally afraid of you, lady! Now....put the handful of menstrual blood, down. We can work it out.

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? Congrats! Very nice!

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Have you ever lived in anything other than a house? prison

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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp? The popular vote.

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Your opening your own candy store what will you name it? Suck on this!

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What makes a man wise? Learning from failure.

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What's one thing YOU hate about Thanksgiving Day? The Detroit Lions

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First thing to come to mind: _____wind Summer

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Will your first and last intimate encounters be with the same person? uhhhh....No.

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If someone were to ask you 'why use answerbag?' what reason/s would you give them? Because, when I read other people's answers, it makes me feel better about my life. lol.

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Aside from a few US states, where else is teaching evolution deemed controversial? Vatican City?

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Can you name a city that starts with "k"? Kalamazoo

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Who would you love to see in a centerfold? Vida Guerra and Jessica Biel together in a love embrace.

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What could trigger back pain?(humor welcomed) Politics.

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What was your favorite childhood cartoon? Tom & Jerry

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What is the ingredient that you use to make your sandwiches unique? passion

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What don't friends let friends do? mainline heroin

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Are there any Vancouver Canucks hockey fans here on AB? As far as the NHL is concerned, I don't have a dog in the fight, but I do like Henrik Sedin.

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Who is the sexiest male author alive? That's easy. Lou Holtz.

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What do you dip in chocolate? I'm going to go with Deez Nutz!

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Name something you have stayed up all night worrying about? surgeries

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Name something you would see on a tropical island? desperation

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Place's that are open 24/7? Crackhouse

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What is the oldest car you've ever driven? 1940-something Ford truck...I think.

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At this moment, are you wearing anything lacey? I am! Tee-hee!

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Which sitcom family mostly resembles yours? The Bundy's

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How do you feel about people who flirt with you on here? What are they wearing?

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Do you feel flattered when somebody tells you that you look good "for your age"? I'll take it.

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What is a dish best served cold? monkey brains

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Im a 14 year old male, im a virgin, is this bad ? how can i , how they say ' loose my cherry quicker?' Don't sweat it. It'll happen. Don't obsess over it. You're young.

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Does it bug you when women breast feed in public? I just don't understand why they get so mad when it's my turn.

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If you had a choice, what color would you prefer to never see again? Bad oral hygiene yellow.

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Is it OK for men to wear tights supposingly designed for women? Bearing in mind there are tights specifically designed for men, yet there are by far a much more wide variety and choice of women's tights for many purposes. Well, son. It's gonna look like you have sweet potato on your crotch....Good luck.

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Do you keep ex b/f g/f sexy text messages? And Why? That wouldn't be very smart. Use it and lose it.

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Should i wear panties over or under pantyhose Better go under, honey.

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Do you agree with Miley Cyrus that "Twilight" fans are a cult? Does anyone really listen to what Hannah Montana says?

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Which was the first movie that you saw in the film theatre? Not sure. I think it was "The Exorcist". Nice job, mom.

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You're going to have a daughter,how would you like the name Misty Love for her? It's a little porny. I'm just sayin'.

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Have you ever given an elderly person an uppercut? Not yet. I'll give it some time, though.

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From chemical/microscopic point of view: why does soda give that distinct tingling feeling in your throat? Chemical reaction(acid)? physical reaction (cooling of expanding gass)? something else? and subsequently: is it 'bad'? It's carbonation

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What is the new longest word in english? marriage

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Have you ever had a PrimeTime LetDown?(Good Job Cleveland Browns..there is always next year) I loved it when Quinn was throwing the "hail mary" and couldn't even keep it in bounds. My God!...and I'm a Chiefs fan.

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If i see a beautiful gril and says i love u what happen I'm pretty sure you should make me a hamburger.

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Why are girls so obsessed with Edward from Twilight? What makes him SO special? one word- Mangina

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Is there anything that can help me get more motivated? Meth

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I met my husband when I was 19yrs old. I lied about my sexual partners. I told him that there were only 3 others but there were 8 others. I recently told him the truth after 8 yrs and he wants nothing to do with me. What can I do? 3 or 8. What's the freakin' difference? I think he's got other issues. That's no reason to split with someone.

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If there were a fatal flaw in humanity, what would you say it is? greed

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Im in heaven when he kisses me, how bout you? :] Everything was cool until he tried to leave without paying me....Not cool!

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At school, i jumped playfully, and then a girl said" uhhh, dont do that" ( im a little chubby....)and said it was disgusting, and went on saying stuff about me to a guy. Am i right to be angry and ignore her? It really hurted me :( Don't worry too much about it. She'll be pumping your gas someday.

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How would you say "All bark and no bite" in Latin? alla barcus and noa bitacus.

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I'm addicted to Sudoku, can you admit it as well? Can you snort it? Or main-line it?

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Did you play hopscotch as a child? No....just...no.

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Christmas shopping! what is a GOOD gift to give your mother-in-law? vibrator

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Do you get up early the day after Thanksgiving and do your Christmas shopping? I really don't.

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My wife and I have a new feline member in our family. If you like, would you please click on the link in this question and have a look at him? What would you name him? Johnny Wadd

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Which country do you think will be super power of the world after 20 years? China

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This is your last chance so you better ____________ . measure it.

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How to avoid buffering in video? Close your eyes and go to your "happy place."

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Does the US have area where their is great discrination Discrimination??? Yes. It's called "the south."

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Do you ever really just wish you could be a year or two into the future, happily married to the love of your life, etc etc.? Naaaaah. Things are what they should be.

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What/who is GOD for you? I'm a Humanist.

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How would you feel if you husband/ boyfriend has ED? Well. I don't really like penises, but I guess I'd feel....neglected.

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How often have sex in a week? Lately?? Geez maybe 2 or 3 times a week....I'm slippin'.

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Are men more competitive than women? Yes...and we win!

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Do you stick your nose into peoples relationships? I guess i could if you want me to.

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Is Obama jealous of China and India? Obama is jealous of his wife because she has bigger guns than him.

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Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? Yes/USA...However if my penis ever wants to rob a bank, I'll regret it.

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What do you usually bring to Thanksgiving dinner? Undeniable charm.

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How do you get over a guy you loved? You're gonna have to take on a strange penis. Now go out there and make us proud.

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Do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to be President? Why or why not? She can be the president of my pants.

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What is an example of something that is made out of leather? Keith Richards

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Do you get points for flagging an answer? Is that moderartion? Who has time for that shit? Live and let live.

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What is the first professional to be called by people in crisis Foxy Brown

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Baked nachos with cheese, salsa and ____ ____? pussy

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Have you ever before, at any time in your life, worn a tutu? Nah!...Dick's too long. lol

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Can you think of a word ending with "land"? Pussyland

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When is it time to get serious? When your beernuts turn to cottonballs.

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What's one quality in a s/o that you absolutely want them to have? female genitalia

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I hate superficial people. I mean HATE THEM!!! do I have to deal with them forever? if so I just might isolate from everyone untill I die. What? What was the question? I was staring in the mirror.

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How many different types of nuts can you name? deez

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If you stayed on AB for the next 6 years, what level do you think you would be on? 77

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Have you ever had a "friend" steal from you? Oh. This is a good story. Back in my wilder days, this dude stole 2 ounces of coke from me. He broke in my house and stole it. I went to his house on a tip and in a rage. I kicked in his front door and saw him. I chased him up the stairs and caught him. Got him down on the ground and stomped on his face and crushed his orbital bone. When I went back outside my buddy Gino was pouring gas on his...

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Can you name a famous "Tom"? Tom Seaver

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What movie would you recommend? I've sick of renting movies that look good, but I don't enjoy at all! Zombieland was fun.

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Do you have a spiral notebook in your home? yep

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Do you have a picture of yourself on your AB profile? yep

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Do you have a good sense of humor or are you always serious? I'm all business-All the time.

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What's the difference between CHERRY and BLACK CHERRY? Black cherry has at least 2 more inches.

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Do you ever wake up on Saturday mornings get a bowl of cereal and watch cartoons? Nah...the cartoons aren't as clever, these days.

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When was the last time you played soccer? I've never played soccer.

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My B/F is always encouraging me to wear a sheer dress and small thong as this really gets him going. I prefer to wear a short skirt with sheer tights. What would turn you on the most? If you say sheer one more tome I'm gonna splooge!

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Who should we choose to be ab's poster child? That naked girl. I can't remember her name.

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How many ABer's have you seen naked? I've seen you naked BIG boy!

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What is Answerbag's Disclaimer? Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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Tell me a fragment of song lyrics that have really moved you and why? *single tear down my left cheek* *clears throat* I'll eat you. Baby you eat me. Eat two baby get one free. Shetland Pony or extra pepperoni. Just pick up the phone. Eat Greek. Or eat Chinese. Eat salad. Or scarf up the grease. Your on the shelf. You eat yourself. C'mon bite my bone. Eat The Rich- Motorhead

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I really like you and respect your answers on ab .... does this make you happy or do you wonder what i'm up to? What are you wearing?

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My interviewer hinted that she preferred hiring female associates, can I sue her for sexual discrimination? Dude! You're the ROCK! You can do whatever you want. You can hire a woman to layeth the smacketh down on her roody-poo candy ass.

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Is at&t a good cellular carrier I've never had any problem with them.

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What song, by who, did you last hear? Daniel by Elton John. On tv somewhere.

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What's the size of your TV? 52"

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What do you think of jeff dunham? why? He sticks his hands in improper places on puppets.

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What was your most memorable Halloween costume when you were little? Al Capone

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Who is the most loved ABer? Ms Jacksguysoffalot

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My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit. Leave

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Who invented the sandwich? Monty Cristo

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I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing? Right: Lady Jacksguysoffalot Left: Ms Free Sandwiches

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Do you think eating meat is cruel? If yes, please explain... Only when..IT'S STILL ALIVE!

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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator? 1 Sam Adams Boston Lager.

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_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?) Eric

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When you hear "austin, tx" what is the first thing that pops in your head? music

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Can you name a car made famous from a tv show or movie? yes

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What is one thing you HAVE to do everyday, but you actually enjoy doing it? Get naked

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What is one thing you hated about highschool besides the schoolwork? Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.

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What do People Say About Tattoos in Biblical Perpective? Thou shalt not sinketh inketh into thine skineth!- Testicles 10:14.

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Do you believe in fortune-teller? Depends on what she's wearing.

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I found out today that my girlfriend has been cheating on me since day one. but for some reason i am not mad or upset. it did not affect me at all. is there something wrong with me why i am not feeling upset. cause her and i where very close. As it turns out, you were just friends.

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Would you like to go through school again? Why (not)? I'm not waking up that early to NOT get payed.

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If you owed a city dump, what would you call it? Drop It Like It's Hot

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When you were a child where did you live? Wayne Miner Projects. Boooiiiiii!

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I spoil my dog. I love her so much-- she's the best thing in the world to me...plus, she was abused. Why does that bother other people so much? (I don't like dress her up or anything) Fuck other people.

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Whatever happened to your best friend from high school? He was killed by some a-hole with an assault rifle in 1992.

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What is something you don't see yourself doing tonight? Amy Winehouse

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Who wrote the music to Layla. Clapton

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Do you think AB should make people identify themselves when they downrate you? Sure. We need waaay more fighting on here.

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Which animal are you least likely to see flying? Comb Jellies. But wouldn't that be cool?

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Ever witness a death? twice

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Does getting downrated get you down? I hate seeing red on my profile page, lol. Never notice.

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Could you return a serve from Serena Williams? No. I'd be too busy staring at her ass.

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What are some funny names to call someone with a nice ass? e.g. sweetcheeks sweet onion

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When should you complain in a restaurant and what about? Uhh...Waiter. Can you please get your penis out of my soup?

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What is the one thing you shouldn't say when you first meet your prospective in-laws? You should've seen the look on your daughter's face, when I showed her my dick.

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When i say condom, what's the 1st thing that comes to mind? Cock

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Didja ever "get even" with a family member? I'm specifically referring to a parent or sibling. I did, but I'll hold off on the juicy details, until I have read some of your tales. Sure. I threw my cousin Scott in a bonfire. He only got burned a little. I broke my cousin Vic's nose with my elbow. I don't know what relation my cousin Rosa's husband would be, but I pulled him out of his SUV, through the window and kicked his front teeth in. He got off lucky. Trust me. As far as immediate family, no! I would never touch them. In my defense, I get paid to...

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So a co-worker cost me my weekend because he's a douchebag. To make penance, he bought me a soda (60 cents). He said that's what he valued my suffering at. What should I hit him with? A pillow case filled with cans of said soda.

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What are babies born without? jobs

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Fill in the blank: To become an ____________, you must ____________. awesome vampire/suck

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Do you have a LongHorn Steakhouse in your area? Yeah. I used to like it a lot, but they're starting to get lazy on us.

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Who wants to join me for a party? the toddler room is finished and its looks great! thanks to all who have given me tips, it helps so much :) Let's drink!

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If i put soft green on one wall, soft blue on the other, yellow on the other and then orange on the other wall for the toddler room would that look ok? what do you think? He/she will probably end up just staring at the ceiling. lol

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Honestly, what's a common problem at a swingers party? Keeping love out of the equation.

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Is it OK for men to be in a pool with a shirt? No. Man up.

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Can you guess what my secret ingredient is? Man Milk?

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How do you know when your girlfriend is cheating on you? She says it's mayonaise, but ya know darn well it's not.

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Does anyone know how to get rid of the sad face on ipod? Give it a little money?

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Whats your favorite Beatles song? While My Guitar Gently Weeps

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Squirrels - friend or foe? How big a squirrel, we talkin' bout?

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What would make a really bad addition to the McDonald's menu? The Mc______? McSwine Flu Burger

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Which, if any, singers remind you of Janis Joplin? Joss Stone...a little bit.

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Have you ever live in the Ghetto? Edge or heart of it? I grew up in the Wayne Miner Projects, in KC.

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What sport did you enjoy the most in high school? Football

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What's one thing your papa did, or does, say alot? Don't shit where you eat.

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Have anything to say to Talimze as she rests in the Penalty Box? I wonder what she's wearing. I wonder if she'll sit on my face.

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Have you been told on AB that you're going to go to hell? Does it need to be said?

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What is it called when all of a sudden a person thinks they're speaking normally, but in reality what they're saying is mostly random words? Political platform?

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Is the color of your computer beige or black? I'm gonna say- silver

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Ok, I've watched NBA, golf, and am ready for another sport, maybe football. What team should I root for? NFL or AFL? Let's go with AFC.

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If i take a cyclops and gave it ten/10 eyes, would it still be a cyclops? Decaclops?

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What is something you do that if it was an Olympic sport you would be guaranteed the Gold Medal? Clean and jerk

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What is the best way to fall asleep when you are anxisous and alone? Just throwing this out there to get some Idea's. Music turned way down, low.

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What magazines did you love when you were a kid? MAD or if I could get my hands on a Playboy, that was pretty sweet.

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Do zombies just really want to be hugged? Would you hug a zombie? Would you hug me? I'll give ya a big ol' naked hug!

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What kind of person would you have a "friends with benefits" relationship with? Why? Adele, because her but smiles at me.

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Do you like Quentin Tarantinos films? Pretty much, everyone of them.

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How to say it properly? "Your native language is English, isn't it?" or "English is your native language, isn't it?" Your native language is English. Isn't it?

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Where you once ever In Love with a Amy? hahahah:) Yes!

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Whats the difference between black and white people? 2 1/2 inches.

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A lot of people like to go out for a small meal after drinking, if they're feeling good for it. What do you like eating after having drunk a whole buncha alcohol? Breakfast food.

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In The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, when does "the Fonz" jump the shark? Are you talkin' bout Ken Griffey Jr? You big handsome S.O.B.

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Whatever Lola wants..does Lola get? What's she wearing?

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I just gave my Doberman Dog a big bowl of 2% milk? And he drank all of it....should I be worried? Ohhhhhh. He's gonna have gassssssss!

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What is average of male hight for loing Say what, now?

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Life just needs more zombies. Am I right? With big boobs!

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What type of music does your Dad most like? Sinatra, Dean Martin and 50's and 60's country.

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Tell any Indian city name? Agra

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For all the ladies and girls out there: when was the first time you have your butthole licked? what position you used? and how do you feel? We're waitng ladies! lol

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How did the Mariner relieve his thirst? in the book the rime and the Ancient Mariner. He blesses the snakes. I think. Read the poem. It's been a while for me. It has a ton of symbolism in it.

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Are women with the 70s bush hot for some? I bet there's a fetish for that.

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Have you ever wondered how the top question askers on AB come up with 10 or more questions in usually in less than an hour? What's their secret? No and I don't know.

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What does your special other taste like? chicken

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Have you seen the 70s classic "Devil in Miss Jones"? Do you miss the old classics? There's nothing quite like classic porn. Is there?

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I say "Lady in Red", you say? whore?

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Would you rather have your house infested with tiny ants or large ants? How big are we talkin' here?

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Anyone know an Aries...what do you think of them? They're sexy and awesome!

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Does love comes only once in our life or it comes a several times It can come several times but you're gonna need to drink your protein shakes. No seriously. Love is what you make it. You always have to work hard for love. It just doesn't come to you. You have to earn it.

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What is your favourite song about mountains? Mountain Song by Jane's Addiction

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Who was the greatest Denver Broncos player of all time? Elway

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I live out in the country, and have 7 dogs, all are well fed and cared for, but still am I crazy? Don't answer when Mike Vick comes-a-knockin'.

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The Cleveland Browns lost their Preseason game today..I don't know about you but I am shocked! Are You? As shocked as I am that my Chiefs lost too.

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How are you? Worn out.

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Tattoos With Names - Good Or Bad Idea? Name of a deceased loved one- Good. Otherwise- don't do it.

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Ladies,your man comes home with glitter all over his head and face,what is the first thing that comes to mind? He done went down on one of the Pussycat Dolls.

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What does it mean when your husband stares into your eyes for a long time? He's possibly stroking out.

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Why is it that people esp. family absolutely adore you when you're O' so sweet, but turn against you when you show the slightest hint of originality? I don't know, but you can't be someone else now. Can you?

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Everyone dislikes something; even hate sometimes. What do you hate? (Please don't answer with "I don't hate . . . ." Just don't answer If you really feel that way .) Whew! Okay. Here we go. Men who wear flip-flops All politicians Nose hair Messy bathrooms Granny panties Cold Play Cigarette smokers who despise cigar smokers Waking up 30 minuutes too early. Junk e-mail 1/2 of my relatives Arkansas Reality tv Yellow teeth Disco Ill fitting underwear Pushy people who wine when you push back Rascal Flatts Golf Time traveling movies Being...

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How many ABer's have you seen naked? I've seen you naked big boy and I likes what I sees! You've been working out.

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What would be a really bad user name? Iknewthatalready.

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On a scale of 1-10, ten being highest, how do you like yourself? 10 with a bullet.

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What might you boil? neckbone

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So i like this guy, our moms are best friends, we live on the same housing lot together & known eachother for years, I'm 21 & he will be 18 in dec although we do spend time togther as friends I am fearful of liking him as more cuz of the age & families The heart wants, what the heart wants.

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What do you call murder? why? Tuesday. I have my reasons.

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Is scotland a part of norway? Damn!

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What is your favorite store to shop at for clothes mine is pacsun. I like the store that sells punctuation marks. You should go there. It's fun.

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If you saw me talking to a dog, how would you react? As long as no one unzips their pants- I'm okay with that.

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Discribing your home..."It's the house of_____" Description. With a fuckin' E.

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Using your "mind's eye," what number come in your mind first? 69

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What does a 4.0 GPA mean? You won't have to worry about it, honey. LOL! I'm kiddin!

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Me and my girlfriend cant seem to stop cuddling , holding and everything else, hours every day, is that normal? I can't stop puking.

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If you saw someone talking to a plant, how would you react? As long as they don't unzip their pants- I'm okay with it.

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Can you sum up your life in two words? Crap candle

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What is something you should not say when buying a gun? How many innocent people do you think this sucker could kill on a drug frenzied rampage?

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What is your favourite style of kebab? cash

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Do you like the Black Crowes? Yep. "Twice as hard" is one of my favorites.

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What was the last thing you failed at repairing youself? Lawnmower

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Favorite Misfits song? It's Last Caress. but I'll throw Halloween in there too.

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Would you feel comfortable dating a psychologist? What's she wearing?

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Are phophets liers? Phuckit! I dunno.

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What is the name of your black and white cat? Derek Jeter

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Where can i find coloured contact lens's online that are cheap and payable with PAYPAL? Go to - dontdoitbecausecoloredcontactsarestupid.com

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What is the best thing you can wish for a person? Contentment. Happiness is asking too much.

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What's one thing that can always be found in your icebox? The head of Jim Morrison. "G'Morning Lizard King"

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Why do people give to others but always want to receive from ME? You're a giver.

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What brand of cookware do you plan to buy next ? (i bought a new set of calphlon a few months back and i am very happy with them.) I've put a shitload of thought into this. And......Nah! I don't care.

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Why are so many girls (not all) turning into sluts these days? Because sex is fun. What are they wearing?

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? No. But the woman needs to be MILFY and the kid should look like he's appreciating it. I'm shittin' ya. I don't care.

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How come so many people dislike Latter-Day Saints? (Mormons) Because they're one "m" away from being a moron. I'm shittin' ya. Whatever beliefs people need to keep them from going on a killing spree, is okay by me. That's their business. Stay the hell out of mine.

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What won't you ever eat? Amy Winehouse

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Would you date someone who's musical taste made you cringe? Is she reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyy hot?

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Do you think Sarah Palin will lose more of her mind and pose for Playboy (while she's still got it)? I don't think she'd do it.

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Are you part of the AB neighborhood watch? No.

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Kanye West now declares himself as the "New King of Pop." Agree or disagree? That sounds about right. YAY! Way to go pop music. That's just what pop music deserves. Another douchebag who thinks he's a king. YAY pop music....Thanks for ruining the radio- dickholes!

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What Dire Straits song does this lyrics come from? "All I do is miss you and the way we used to be,and all I do is keep the beat and bad company,there's a place for us,you know the movie song,when you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong" Romeo & Juliet.

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Forget the gym, beetroot can improve stamina, scientists claim. What do you think? I wouldn't forget the gym.

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Which hurts worst to be cheated on or to be lied to? A ball vice.

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Who does this USC free safety remind you of? I can't dare say Ronnie Lott, but I'll say......Rodney Harrison at least! Maybe underated Steve Atwater, too.

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Which is the that you love the most Has anyone seen a "noun" around here?

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? 1.Pull this 2.Suck this 3.Hop up and down on this 4.Feed this 5.And then go away.

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Do you belive Star Wars is satanic? No. But in my defense. I'm not a fuckin' idiot.

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My friend makes a big deal out of things,like he gets mad when i dont do the same things that he did for me, like when he tried to put his jacket inside my bag but i refused b'cos it was too big.im really starting to get irritated by him.what should i do? Someone's gonna have to bleed.

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What's your favorite song about alcohol/drugs? Snowblind- Sabbath

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Sleepless in __________? prison.

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What was the last thing you bought that cost $400 or more? A vintage Babe Ruth baseball card.

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I am going to write a book. How should Chapter One start? Call me, Tater Tots.

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If Arrested, How Would You Survive Safely in Jail Until You're Released? Keep your ears and eyes open and keep your mouth shut.

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Can you be excessively flamboyant? No

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If a woman who goes after younger men is called a cougar, what is a woman who goes after older men called? Gray Fox hunter.

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Who would win, Thor or Hercules? Thor

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I'm gonna get a lower back tattoo what should I get? A bullseye.

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I have only been intimate with one person- my husband. How about you? Don't know. What's he wearin'?

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How would you finish this sentence? "I would like to see Sarah Palin...?" Wiping my man milk off of her glasses.

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What time is it in Sillyville? Murder O' clock

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Take a line from a book or a movie and add the two words 'In Bed; at the end. Like, Give him an offer he can't refuse,in bed. Always be closing - in bed.

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What is a job that is difficult to do in bad weather? roofing

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What is one subject or topic that you consider yourself more knowledgeable or well versed in than most people? Believe it or not - Vintage sports cards.

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What would your last words like to be before you die? Hide...my...porn!

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What is the greatest quote ever? Don't shit where you eat.

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What song is stuck in your head right now? Black Cow by Steely Dan. "I saw you at Rudy's. You were very high. You were high."....go figure.

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In your opinion, who is the best running back in NFL history? Jim Brown

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What was Qadry Ismail's nickname? Rocket

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I'm a petite girl and I love my perky little breasts, but I really want big boobs. Should I get implants or not? Don't touch 'em. Well...touch 'em. Just don't have surgery.

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Yes or No? You drank something that was a red color today? nope

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What scared you recently? See? lol!

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What's one thing that might give you a headache? Waking up a half hour before I'm supposed to.

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What packs a wallop? Everclear

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Should I design my bedroom in giraffe print? Yes

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What scared you recently? You! You look like my gf.

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What the ________ is happening? fuck

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Im a girl how can i tie my boyfriend to a chair and give him a lap dance Just ask him. No rope needed.

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GUYS-- if a gal asks you to keep her company during a storm, what would you say and why? I'm semi-there.

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What is your favorite food in the whole world and why? I'm a fool for any kind of bbq.

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What would happen if Music Legends never took drugs? I'd have to cut off my ears.

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Are there any diseases that run in your family? What are they? Elephantitis of the penis. It's a cross I have to bare. *sigh*

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Were you ever forced to eat your vegetables? hominy

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What vegetable have you acquired a taste for as an adult, that your couldn't stand before? squash

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Do you cook with olive oil or corn oil? E.V.O.O.

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Looking for writers who can write articles that people are searching for. Cool!

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Why do people like to have phone sex? Because phones need love too.

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Will Jake Peavy help the White Sox? Oh, yes. If he's healthy. A lot of American Leaguers haven't faced him yet. He's nasty.

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What is a 6 letter word that contains 2 E's in it? queefs

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What do you regret getting your ex? An eight-ball

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What a movie you think pretty much literally *everybody* has seen? Deep Throat

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What team do you always root for, to lose? Team Hope

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Ever been to a drive- in movie? What did you see? Syringes and used rubbers.

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I feel like getting really wild anyone with me? I'm already semi-there.

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What is Answerbag's Disclaimer? There's absolutely, positively no sex in the champagne room.

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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do? I'm sure as hell not going to tell anyone what I'm going to do.

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Where did all the people go that I used to know?:( I know. I went away for a while and there's only a handful of my friends left. Oh, well. World keeps spinning.

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I am ordering a pizza - what would you like on it? money

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What is your favorite song from the 90's? Spiders: System of a Down

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What might be an unusual pet? A dead rat.

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What's a good time, where you live? Sex 'O clock

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I'm 15 years old, and dating a kid who smokes pot. Latley, his interests have become a part of mine, especially smoking pot. I've never considered it before, but the more and more that I think about it the more I want to try it. How should I go about it? You should ask someone you know and trust and not us internet morons, who don't have your best interest at heart.

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What should you do if you are looking after a friends pet and it dies? Smack myself in the head with a claw hammer, for being a moron.

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Who's going to hell? I am. So, people should just leave me alone. Right? I mean. I'm already going to hell.

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Have you ever done anything naughty in an elevator? If so, what was it? Anything I've ever done in an elevator was "natural." Not naughty.

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What is the worst thing that could happen whilst making out in a car? Armageddon.....BAM! I'm right. Ain't I?

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"You're not special. You're just like everyone else." If someone said that to you, how would it make you feel? I'd say "Liar!" My mom told me I was special, right before she strapped my special helmet on and put me on the "short bus."

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How much of a sexual person are you? How you doin'? Can I buy you a drink? What are your thoughhts on threesomes?

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Name one healthy food Fish taco

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Can you name something you have done that made you laugh? I just referred to friend as "Tits McGhee." Hey. Made me laugh.

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How old were you when you had your first one night stand? Well let's see. I moved out of my folks house when I was 17. I had at least a couple then. I don't like to call it a one night stand. I affectionately refer to it as "Hit it and quit it." Although in all fairness, I'd like to think there was some "love" involved in it somewhere. We were both smiling. Does that count as a form of love?

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When was the last time you wore gloves? Couple of days ago. I dabble in gynecology as a little hobby of mine.

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Do you still use your VCR? I have one. I don't know if it works, but I have one.

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She loves me, she.......? 's wet.

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When does a relationship become too unhealthy to continue? When you have to start taking penicillin.

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Which AB member would you miss the most if they never posted on this site again? Hmmmm. Most of the people I've gotten to know, have already left. Still there's too many to mention. Lee-Lee and Symby would surely be right up there amongst others.

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My girlfriend called me gay two times, and the first time I didnt care to much but the second time I started to think that she actually thinks I am and doesnt care that it sorta hurt my feelings, what should I do? If you have to prove to your gf, you're not gay- You might be....I'm just sayin'.

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Worst-tasting soda ever. What is it? Tab was pretty digusting.

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Do you consider pole dancing an art? They can call it what they wanna call it. I'm not overtipping that skank.

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Pink looks good on men?i dont agree what do u say? It's just not for me.

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What is a food that people might dip into Chocolate? Deez

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How would you react if you gave an answer to a question and the person told you to delete your account and never come back to this site again. I would proceed to tell them which part of my body needed sucking. And how long they should suck it. And not to stop sucking, until I was "satisfied" on their face. Yours Truly - Eric

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Have any guilty pleasures? I still like to fight. I'm a part-time bouncer and I take great pleasure in someone "crossing that line."

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I say "Taste the Rainbow" you say? Muppet orgy

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Wheres the worst place to shout IM A VIRGIN Mike Tyson's house

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Why is it guys say i'm hot yet I'm always single? What are you wearing?

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Philly Cheesesteak, French Dip Sandwich or Caesar Salad? Cheesesteak

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Would you eat spaghetti ice cream? Fettucine, maybe....Nah.

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My wife calls me a fat slob & pig because I burp when eating. To me this is to say I like her cooking. What do you think? Don't mess with the cook.

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Which pro sports franchise has broken the hearts of their fans most often? The Chicago Cubs. 100 years of agony.

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What part of your body hurts right now? Always my back.

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Ex-ABer and LGB supporter, matt89, was buried this morning. As you all know, he died of a quick stroke last week at age 20. Can we all take a minute to remember him? Anyone have a memory to share? You can call 304 855 9997 to speak with his relatives. My condolences. I thought he was a good young man. R.I.P. Matt89.

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What's a good game to get for an adult party? Maybe something we can incorporated drinking.... Naked Twister....BTW. You're a doll and Happy 4th!

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Name one thing you are sick and tried of seeing or hearing on T.V. lately. Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot long. I got your footlong down here......Well. Most of that, anyway.

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Fighting-Does it really solve any problems at all? Stress relief.

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Why do so many people break up after their proms? Because the love shot right out of them.

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What were FBI agents also called? FEDS

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What fruits or vegetables do you refuse to eat? Kumquat

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Have you ever actually counted how many Anonymous users there are on here? They should show their faces. Dammit!

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Who thinks Eric should ask more questions? You sound like my gf.

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So, what do the Pistons do now? Hope the Cavs don't pick up Artest.

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I say baseball, you say? Ryan Braun

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Were you put on earth to serve a purpose? To sexecute.

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What is the middle name for Jesus? We know that he is referred to as "Jesus H. Christ," so what does the "H" stand for? Holy?

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A ____________ walks into a bar? country music fan

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My friend is in jail. How can I make her feel better? Decent food.

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Out of curiosity, outside of your own team, what team do people around you seem to have the 2nd most fans? (I'm a Brewer fan, but I do run into a Cub fan from time to time) There seem to be Yankee fans everywhere.

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What is golf croquet? Lame?

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Can we Make Fun of The Dead? Yes we can...Go!

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Do guys like girls with a big chest? Well...It's not a dealbreaker.

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Why are Asian Americans constantly bashed in this country? Not around me, they're not. My gf is Asian. I won't put up with it. They should continue to mumble under their breath, liker the true pussies they are.

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Who else thinks black hair and blue eyes is the sexiest combination? Beats the hell outta blue hair/black eyes. I suppose.

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A Booty Call,all the way down to Buenos Aires, Argentina??? How far would you be willing to travel for a Booty Call? Wherever my dick shall take me.

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What is the easiest, least messy, least painful way to commit suicide? Listen to some generic soft rock like, Coldplay and your heart will just eventually...stop.

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What old movie did you last see? Sons of Katie Elder

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What are your feelings on french toast? It's waffle's bitch.

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Do you like your living room? Now that you mention it. It is a little arrogant....I hope it's not listening. I have to live in there.

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What landmark is your town or city most famous for? Images if possible. The whores on Independence Avenue.

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What flavor ice cream would Bad Humor make? Shitcicle

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What are your thoughts on people who allow pure hatred to drive their lives? Bastards will probably out live us all.

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What is the meanest unruly downright depressing thing you can ever say in your life? I do.

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Would you date a non-murderous sociopath? What's she wearing?

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Which Irish rock band has members with the given names Adam, Larry, Paul and David? U2

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What's your song of the day? You know the song that you just can't get out of your head? Mine's Avenged Sevenfold~Almost Easy. What I Got - Sublime

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Whats the name of the catcher who played for the texas rangers in the year of 2000 Ivan Rodriguez

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I've been with my bf for 4 years - dated 1, lived 3. Why hasn't he proposed yet? What are you wearing?

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Do you enjoying fishing? What was your most exciting catch? 7lb largemouth out of my ol' man's farm pond. (crankbait)

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What type of muffin would you like? hairless

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What's the most beautiful/sexy name for a man? Eric

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Have you ever had a dream where the sun exploded? Sun = cock....then, yes. Every night. Pardon me. I'm trying to use the word "cock" more.

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I can,t look someone in the face and lie can you? No....or can I?

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What makes your taco pop? C'mon ladies. Step yo game up. I was poppin' tacos when Talim was a 'lil squirt.

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Could you handle your two best friends dating? My best buddies are Gino and Dan. Does this mean they're gonna "gay up" Monday Night Football? Fine. Just take it to another room. I don't want any pubes in my pizza.

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Why are women inferior to men? Cocks!

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What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning? Donkey!

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Beyonce by herself or Destiny's Child? By herself. Sitting on my face.

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Talim is ABs newest swami!!!would you join me in congratulating her on this achievment?congrats!! Keep up the horrible work. You're totally uninspirational. Reading your posts makes me want to slit my wrist and/or masturbate. I can't wait to see the look on your face when life crushes you. And one more thing, bitch. I TOTALLY LOVE YOU!

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A sad day it is! Would you like to say goodbye to a wonderful '70's icon Farrah Fawcett who died today? R.I.P. I'll never forget that poster of her in my room, when I was a kid.

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What is a huge "turn off" for you? Bad oral hygiene.

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Would you come to Turkey this summer? What's this turkey wearing?

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Do you have your own following on here? If not, do you wish you did? I could probably make some fuckers drink some Kool-Aid.

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Fill in the blank: I have never________. known an animal, biblically.

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If you had a same-sex friend who was gay and you were straight, and that person admitted to "having feelings for you", would you continue the friendship with that person? Sure. but like everyone else, they're gonna have to pay to see it.

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Do you ever miss flirting with someone? If so, who and why? Sure! You. Why? Cuz that's how I roll. lol

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Should you ever go to bed with an argument unresolved? Not with your s/o.

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In AB, what happens if you have the highest level? would you be rewarded by money? You get a flashing badge. Hmmmmm? How's that for motivation?

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What is your Favorite type of Restaurant? Mexican, Chinese, Greek, Italian, etc. Italiano!

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Id like a Bowl of _____________? money

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How do people get good memory? Fancy book learnin'. Yee-Haw!

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Isn't being alone the best?? No one to hurt your feelings,no one to blame and blame you and you're free to do stuffs you want.. Lonliness is just a small side effect.. I did that and i'm at ease.. but still feels like something's missing.. what do u say? The older I get, the less I wanna be alone.

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Is there anyone else who didn't cry at high school's farewell party?? If yes,may i ask you what's on tour mind that time? I was kicked out of school. Go figure. I waived bye-bye to my football scholarship. That almost made me cry. lol

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Urm my favorite color's is blue and gray :D what are yours?.... Black and whatever color Asian girls are.

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Is there an age difference between you and your love? yes

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My friend made this statement: Even monkeys can fall from trees. What do you think he means? Anything can happen to anyone.

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Do you have a particular phobia? Redheads. Nah. I'm kiddin'. Rats freak me out.

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Where did the saying, Scadaddle come from? Mikey Skedaddle. Former Olympic track star in the 20's. Don't quote me on that.

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You offer me a ride home. I get in your car and you start the motor. What will I hear come out of the car radio? Sublime. I think that's what I had in there last.

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Poll for the ladies: Do you enjoy love stories, romances and fairy tales? (Yes/No) Yeah, ladies. Step yo game up. And...what are you wearing?

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Is it safe to use cocoa body butter (the type from The Body Shop) on dry skin on my face? Ask Aaron Neville.

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What is the most beautiful song you've ever heard? Please include link? Prom Night Dumpster Baby- Family guy.

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How do I blackmail the universe? Cellphone pics.

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What can i do if my girlfriends mother catches her at my house ... Wait! What's she wearing?

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What is the cutest song you ever heard? Prom Night Dumpster Baby.

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Do you prefer a more, or less, experienced partner? It doesn't matter to me. I don't ask.

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Can't we change our names at AB? Yep. You can do it in real life too. lol

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Do you shower often or are you those people who shower 3 times a week? I shower once a day. And I look fantastic coming out of one. lol

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How many ABer's have you seen naked? Are you STILL that handsome? Bro! There's no stopping you.

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What do you consider unlady like? A forced queef. lol

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What's the craziest thing you've ever done with a roll of toilet paper? When I was about 13 or 14 we used to cut a hole in the top and make a foil bowl. We'd use it to smoke pot.

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Catfish Baits I live in central texas. Heat is over 101 each day . Can I still catch catfish under these conditions. Maybe. Use a bullet weight and go as deep as you can. Maybe doing a little night fishing is in order. It's a little cooler.

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What comes to mind when I say Bangkok? Ding-Dang

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I had a dream of my ex husband last night, we were having an affair on his new wife. What in the heck cause this? You were showing off. You really showed that bitch.

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On a weekend do more people go fishing, than football?. I imagine they might in the summer.

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What would be a good name for that special hour when drinks are cheaper at a bar, if that bar is filled with gloom and boredom ?(Humour welcome) "Suck on this" hour.

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Do your neighbours speak fluent english? Some do. Some don't. Some speak Spanish. Some speak Viet Namese.

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Can you name a place that starts with 'C'? I will start- Connecticut. Cunt

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What the heck is the point of Twitter? It seems like the most pointless thing in the world. I don't know. I don't want people to know what I'm doing. And I don't want to know what they're doing either. If I did, I would ask. I don't need my nieces and nephews seeing me flirt with girls.

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Do you think pot smells good? I dunno. But it brings back a lot of memories.

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What are your top 5 favorite albums mine are 1.Nirvana-Nevermind 2.Nirvana-In Utero 3.Nirvana-Bleach 4.Nirvana-Intesticide 5.Nirvana-Hormoaning 1. Physical Graffiti- Zeppelin 2. Toxicity- S.O.A.D. 3. Appetite For Destruction- G-n-R 4. Are You Experienced?- Hendrix 5. Nevermind- Nirvana

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Do you tend to attract people with your looks or with your personality? You'd have to ask my gf that. I think initially- looks. After that you have to show a good personality.

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If money were not an object, what would you do with your life? Traveling.

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What will get your attention more: showing my cleavage, my legs, my stomach, or my back? Yes.

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Would you ever date your best friend? Nah. His beard would be all scratchy and stuff.

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How many ways are there to say good-bye or go away? (eg: later, ta, see ya, toodleoo kangaroo, scram, get lost, 23 skidoo...) Assholes and elbows.

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What does it mean when your girlfriend says she is feeling overwhelmed by our relationship? There's only one person who knows what she meant. Her. Ask her.... I've got news for her. Relationships are hard work. They're always overwhelming. It never gets "easy". Both of you need to know what you want out of it. So...ask her.

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Do you always look in the mirror before you leave home? Yes....Still stunning!

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Why do humans seek a sense of love when it can lead to such heartache? Because being lonely is worse.

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What's are other ways to say "Have a nice day"? Un-fuck You!

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If you owned a pub, what would you name it? Wrap Your Lips Around This

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Has anyone ever stood in the street screaming that you're the devil, and accused you of being possessed, just because you don't believe in "Satan"? No. People tend not to scream at me for any reason. I would probably laugh.

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What was the name of the last highway you drove on? Highway 40.

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How to raise your self confidence? Let it hang down.

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When did you last cook for a friend? I made spaghetti a few months ago for me and my gf.

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Do some people consider talking all night on the phone a sin? Oh yeah. It's in the Bible. "Thou shalt not talketh on thy phoneth all nighteth."

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If he/she tries to take you home on the first date...Would you disconsider that person's credibility for a long term relationship? I don't date he/shes. LOL!

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What is the worst thing you came across in your life whether it be a personal experiene or something outside of your personal life? Dead bodies. Once in the projects as a kid and once in prison. It's a little disturbing.

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Who else here is hesitant to answer Anonymous questions?* If I think i know the answer. I'll answer it.

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If u saw people staring at you for no reason what would you do?? anything? People do that a lot when I'm eating. I look like a wrestler guy on tv. They're disappointed when they find out I'm a bouncer. lol

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I signed into my Yahoo and a message came saying; We are disconnecting you because it appears you've signed in from another PC or system. Is someone somewhere else using my account? What the hell? I didn't know they could do that. You can't just steal someone's account. Can you?

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What would be a bad song to play at a wedding? "Wait'll You See My Dick"

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If you could date any anime character from any anime series, what would you do? Trixie from Speed Racer. I'd show her my Chim-Chim.

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What happens to baby rapists? They go to baby jail. Although I suspect if you get raped by a baby, you could have prevented it. They're not THAT strong.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say Jigging? fishing with a jig.

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My girlfriend loves to swim but there is a little problem she cant find a bathing suit that fits and shes tried everywhere around here.... shes is 5'0 and a size D can anyone help please??? id like to take her swimming soon You should post pics so we can get a better idea of her dimensions. What's she wearing right now?

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