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What is your favourite breed of dog and why? I'm biased!!!!!! :-)

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One for the UK Crew: Do Terry Wogan and Bruce Forsyth wear toupées? Not sure about Terry, but Bruce does.

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why do men seem to want more sex than women Young men want it all the time. When they get older they want it less and less. It's still on their minds, but the body says it can't be arsed going through with it. They would rather do something less strenuous.

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Brrrr! What is the coldest temperature you've experienced where you live in the past two weeks? minus 15 celcius

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Would it upset you if your neighbor erected a 6 foot tall bright pink fence? It really wouldn't bother me at all.

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How could Manchester United possibly lose to Leeds? Isn't it obvious? Leeds out played them.

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Facebook rolled back many of their more radical site changes after their end users threatened to leave over them. Will AnswerBag do so too? It's a shame you didn't put a "don't know" option as I really don't know. It's up to the owners of AB as to what they do with it isn't it?

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i just joined www.fluther.com and im well impessed! your opinion? Am I impressed you joined that website? Uhm quite frankly I don't give a toss what you join LMAO

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Do you think we should at least give the new AB design a chance, since it is so new? Of course we should.

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Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB? One has to give these things time. No point in having a knee jerk reaction really.

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Do you agree or disagree: This New Answerbag Sucks! I miss the old one... Agree or Disagree? It is an extremely drastic overhaul, but I can't really comment on whether is sucks or not, just yet. I've only just this minute logged on and I need to get over how different it is. I will have to give it a few days before I make a decision on whether is sucks or not.

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What is the most useful fact that almost nobody knows? T.N.T is an acronym for trinitrotoluene.

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What comes to mind when I say the word: SHOES? My 12 year old daughter and I in a lift in Bloomingdales in NYC. When the lift stopped and the doors opened she squealed "SHOES!" I remember thinking "she's only 12 for crying out loud"

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Could you survive life without plastic? i mean a credit card. not a debit card. Without a shadow of a doubt. I don't use CC cards at all. If I don't have the money, then I don't get what I want on credit. I will wait until I have saved up the money.

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What we do in life echo’s though eternity. True? Possibly.

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At the age of 18, What 5 words would you use to describe yourself or your life at that time? I WAS still a child.

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What was the last animal you touched? A dead rabbit which my dog caught and killed.

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How many TRUE friends do you have? None.

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If there was a AB store what would they be selling? Glitches and bugs.

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What if the USA plays England in the 2010 World Cup? It would be a game I would make sure I got to see. The USA team are no longer considered amature. Their game has improved vastly. It would be a close call, but I think England would win the game.

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Good morning America! Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. What are your initial thoughts? Fantastic.

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If you break up with someone, would you change your cellphone number? If it came to the point of me not wanting them to phone me, I would just place their number in the reject settings on my phone. I don't think I would ever have to go as far as changing my number so no I wouldn't.

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Why can't we be friends? =) Cos you smell of poo.

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Will you take my hand and walk with me? I'll take your hand no problem. But I certainly won't walk with you?!?!

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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings? False. The tree is to my left and I eat my sweets out of a packet or box.

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What is something you would NOT see at a church? An orgy. (Or then again, maybe one would)

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Have you ever have a "romp in the hay"? I certainly have. In fact they were orgies.

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Last night I saw a spaceship land, the door opened and ________ walked out. your twin

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My Lab Collie sleeps with me in bed and he always lies with his behind by my head so he's facing the bottom of the bed. Why is this? Because your ugly and have bad breath.

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My boyfriend sucks his thumb during sex. I'm confused! Don't be confused. Just let him do it if it makes him happy.

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Is it alright to spank a 10 year old if you catch him smoking? No.

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Should breast cancer screening for women be free? Yes it should. But those who can't pay for the screening and get it free, how are they able to pay for treatment if it's needed? BTW It is free here in the UK.

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Does anyone else find it hypocritical that Youtube bans nudity, is attempting censor foul language, yet seems to have nothing when it comes to showing violence such as animal abuse, and people getting beat up? It's up to youtube what they do. Showing animal abuse highlights what some evil people are capable of doing to animals, which brings awareness to the masses. If you want to see nudity, there are plenty of other free video sights like youtube which cater for a more adult audience. Therefore I do not find it hypocritical.

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Could anyone possibly help me find the name of someone in my life right now that wants to be with me? Peter Sutcliffe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Sutcliffe

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My Girlfriend is refusing to kiss me as I have recently eaten quite a bit of garlic...is this not just a teeny bit unfair? Remind her there are other fun places to kiss.

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Men... why is it a gurl has to work so hard to get your attention these days? How come you can't come and talk to us anymore..? I am losing faith in ur kind and turning lesbian. Go for it. You might have better luck.

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If there was a film made about your life, what actor/actress would you want to play you? Russell Crowe.

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Can you mention a good song that <sniffle> deals with "crying"? Crying by Don McClean.................

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Would you ever do a five minute stand-up comedy set at an open mic night, just for the heck of it? I'd give it a go yes.

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Drinking something hot on a hot day: does it keep you cool? Apparently it does. A hot drink will warm your body up. On a hot day this will make you sweat, which in turn makes you cooler. Which is the whole point of sweating. To keep us cool.

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You're a boxer, pick any song to walk in the ring with.... This is my entrance music.

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Were you raised by someone other than your parents? How was it? My sister and I had to stay with foster parents every 2 weeks for 2 years. This was so my mum could recover from her fortnightly cancer treatment. I hated, loathed and didn't like it at all. I was so happy when we no longer had to go there.

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Have you ever drank milk straight from the cow? I have yes. I used to work on a dairy farm, and the farmer and I often drank it before it was pasteurised. We didn't suck it out their teats, but milked it into a cup. It was sooooooooo nice.

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Everytime I try to oben my internet browser, it will open a blank screen, and close itself automaticly. Then a screen pops up saying a c++ runtime error has caused the program to termintate in an unulual way. What can I do to fix it? Install Chrome or another better browser if your using the crappy Microsoft one.

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What’s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos? None at all.

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Where would I be if it wasn't for _______________! being somewhere.

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Do you think everton have conned man city into paying 24 million for joleon lescott?Lets face it he is not that good. Everton didn't want to sell Lescott. But when he found out City wanted him, he started acting like a child. His attitude and behaviour has been affecting all the other players. And this isn't helping Everton's performance at the moment. So David Moyes decided to let him go. Any manager will try to get as much for a player as possible. Man City is the richest football club in the...

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Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge? I don't know why that joke won a prize. It's crap. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8216991.stm

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Does it elevate the dignity of womanhood for to woman bare herself, partially or fully, for public entertainment? (I refer to nudity in movies, magazines, clubs, etc. but exclude nudity for artistic purposes.) Does this encourage the respect of woman? It's all a matter of choice. If a woman wants to take her clothes off for a living it's up to her. The idea you pose in your question is old fashioned and outdated. The money they get for doing these things is very good. It doesn't lower their respect at all. What it does do is affect the view of a stuffed up old moralist towards them. When they find out a woman does these...

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How many cooks do you need to cook broth? Not too many.

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When is a kiss dangerous? When it's your mother in-law.

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Would you give up 1 million dollars to be with someone you could love forever? Not at all.

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Have you ever been on the radio? Yes. I've called a radio talk show here a couple of times.

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Should Australia get a new captain following the Ashes defeat? First off: Thanks for posting this question, NOT. I was going to watch the highlights of today's game later. Now I know who won LoL Thanks keith :-/ It would be a shame if they dropped Ricky Ponting just for this defeat. He has developed a strong team, that has struck fear in the hearts of their opponents. Including us English. But not this time for the Ashes. I hope they give it time...

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Should the US and its allies send more troops to Afghanistan? Categorically No.

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Have you ever wanted to live in Australia? I will one day visit Australia, but I've never thought about living there. Maybe I would think about it, after a visit.

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Would you use public transport if there was a bus or train every 10 minutes? Yes. I'd use it if it were a bigger gap too. I use it anyway. I don't have a car. It's either that or walking.

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Will China have a bigger economy than the US within ten years? Yes I think it will.

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Do you think im a hypicrit because i dont like watching gorey films but im fine with looking at and even disecting humans and other animals? Not a hypocrite, just a bit odd.

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Would you walk behind this man or would you cross the street? Sure if I had to. It would be funny though.

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Why have utopian movements failed? Because all good and pleasurable things come to an end.

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What animal describes you the best? A bull.

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What was your best sport growing up? Gymnastics.

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Do you ever stop and think that half the people in the world are dumber than average? Never. I don't think I could be so judgemental.

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What was the last thing you said to your dad? I was 7. And I said "good night dad" and never saw him again cos he died in his sleep later that night.

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Complete: You can buy _______ for 0.99 cents? American citizenship

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If you arent a virgin and you havent told your GF thats you arent a virgin, do you think that she would ditch me just because i wasnt a virgin and she is a good girl. Most likely not.

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Do you hide anything under your bed? What? Money. Up until last week I had £3000 ($5,004 USD) hidden under there. It's now been put into the bank.

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What type of beverage would you drink most in a week? English tea.

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Im getting my first tattoo ever tomorrow on my upper arm... any advice on what to expect? The outline will hurt. The rest isn't too bad.

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Do you think my avatar is too risque? Would someone find it pornographic? It's very tasteful.

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Was Judas iscariot a communist? Probably. Jesus' communist leanings probably rubbed off on him.

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I love my friends because_________? They never visit or call me.

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I want to hear funny stuff! What ya got for me? The question is in relation to "hearing" funny stuff.

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Did Michael Jackson want to die? Who know's?

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What is something you don't like to hear when you're trying to sleep? Pretty much ANY type of noise. I have to use ear plugs when I go to bed. I am a very light sleeper.

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True or False? You have had a least one broken bone in your lifetime? True. Broke both my feet at the same time. It was a tad sore!

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When I put my memory card in my USB drive it keeps coming up with 'USB device not recognised', but sometimes it works fine and the USB port works for everything else. What can I do about this? If everything else is working fine, then I would suspect it is your mem card that is the problem. Try it on another computer, and see if the same thing happens.

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Is Obama all talk and no trousers? Time will tell.

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How could a funeral home send the wrong body to a funeral? It's a business like any other and unfortunately mistakes happen. What is unfortunate is it was a mistake made by a funeral business. It happens though. Hopefully they won't make the same mistake again. TBH I did read the article you posted with a chuckle. LoL

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Is China the new US? A teacher once said in a class I was in. "Everyone is watching the USA & Russia. Wondering which of these nations will blow us off the face of the earth, and who actually is more powerful. But nobody is taking any notice of China. In the future it will be just as powerful, if not more than them both" Looking back he was right. China is economically more powerful than the the US...

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If AB were to remove all the point *rewards* and so called ranks would you continue to use the site or would that take the fun out of it? For me even though I don't really care about the points and the ranks, some of the fun it contributes to, I will miss.

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What can you do to stop someone from snoring really loud? A good poke in the ribs. Or ear plugs.

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How many partners have you had? Do you ever think about your first partner and wondered what it'd be like to be with only that person the rest of your life? I used to think a lot about my first partner. But it wouldn't have been possible for us to have spent the rest of our lives together. I was only 16 and she was married with 3 children.

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Do u like pizza? I adore pizza. One of the greatest things to come out of China.

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What else would you drink for breakfast besides Milk, OJ, or Coffee? English tea.

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How did you act when you were 13 Extremely hormonal.

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Could you make a question using the words "water", "fire", "earth" and "wind"? Did I do the right thing throwing water on my friends arse when he broke wind while we were digging some earth and blew fire out of it?

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What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now? Wondering why the American government are blaming him for all the terrorism in the world.

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What is something makes you angry or irritable while shopping? The crowds of people.

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JFK said "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Isn't it ironic that all those who support his political party now say "I ask not what I can do for my country, but what my country can do for me" Pitiful, huh? I can only speak about the UK government here, maybe some of what I say can be related to other governments. The hard working people of my country are paying rates of tax higher than any other country in Europe and other countries of the world. They have been wasting OUR money for many years and are not bothering to take to task what the people of my country want. There was a huge MP's...

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Would you eat at a Chinese restaurant that had not one oriental person working there? I doubt I would. When I go to an ethnic restaurant I want to feel like I am caught up in their culture as well as their food. If there weren't any ethnic people working there at all, I wouldn't go again.

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What is something people continue to do even though they are aware of the risks? Drink too much booze.

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What is your favorite movie about golf? Caddyshack.

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What is something a man can never say to a woman? "Can you set the timer on the DVD recorder please love?"

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My friend did a poo, denied it, and everyone thought it was me, im apprehensive to confront her...what should i do? Produce the evidence.

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Men and women: Would you date a transexual? No.

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Have you seen any of these odd canned foods at your local grocery? My store even carries one of them. http://www.oddee.com/item_96711.aspx Not in any shops I go in. But I have heard of one or two of them.

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Which BRITISH comedian is funnier, lee evans or michael macintyre? Michael Macintyre.

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I want to hear funny stuff! What ya got for me? Two old nuns were sitting on a park bench. A naked man runs past them. One of them had a stroke. The other one wasn't quick enough!

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What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet? Am off to the bog. I need to pay a call. (my mum used that a lot) Am off to point percy at the porceline. Am off a for a slash. Am off for a tinkle. Am going to shake hands with the bishop. I need the loo.

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Obama, worst President in last 100 years? Best president in the last 100 years. The man will become a legend.

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Which do you think would look sexier? A NUDE WOMAN lying on the beach under the moonlight? OR. . . . . . . .a NUDE WOMAN lying on a big 'ole white bear rug next to a roaring fireplace in the dark? (Champagne's a chill'n in BOTH instances) Moonlight. Thanks for the nice image that just popped into my head :)

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What would you do if you saw someone stealing food at a super market. The people were broke and hungry and they had kids what would you do? . It was obvious they were to proud for handouts. Turn a blind eye.

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What was your reputation at school? I had an awful reputation with the teachers at school and a good one with my peers. Most of them knew not to mess with me.

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A real women don't ________? disobey her man.

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Have you ever ran a red light? I did and got caught LoL 3 points and a fine on my licence for doing it.

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What happens if you suddenly wake up in Vegas? I'd leave as soon as I could. I don't like gambling and there would be no point in me staying there. Vegas is at the bottom of my to do list.

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Is dignity important to you? or do you sacrifice it for moments of indulgence/pleasure, once in a while? Very important to me. But when I used to drink, dignity went out the window. Which is one of the reasons I stopped drinking.

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This may seem odd but I am being sincere. The other night I slept with a lady of questionable morals and ever since then I have been having issues down stairs. The hole in my you know what is discharging a thick, goo like substance with traces of blood. If you knew her morales were questionable, why didn't you use protection? Anyway get down to the STD clinic ASAP. The quicker you get it sorted the better. And DO NOT have sex with anyone else even with a condom until you have been given the all clear. Next time use protection regardless of morales or not.

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How many times a day do you talk to yourself aloud? Is it more often if you live alone? Quite often.

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Have you ever had an animal poop on you? Not me, but a monkey threw monkey crap at my sister at a zoo.

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Have you ever thought of a past relationship while in a new one? Often. But I don't compare it with the relationship I have now. I just like to revisit them in my mind and think "they were the days" I am though extremely satisfied with the relationship I have now. I've been with mrs dirty-ninja for over 20 years :)

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Name one musical instrument Piccolo...............

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Have you ever had your hair done by students at a beauty school? If so, how did that work out? When I was younger and more into fashionable hair, I often went to get my hair done at the college. I never had any bad experiences at all. Also the teacher is always on hand checking things out and helping out if the student doesn't quite know what to do. I saved a lot of money doing this, and getting a good fashionable hair cut, and sometime a better job than the local hairdresser I went...

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If your friend asks you to do something that you aren't really interested in doing, are you more likely to answer with the truth or by pretending you're interested but can't for some reason? How would you want a friend to answer you in that situation? The truth. They are a friend. And we should be able to be truthful with them.

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No cheating, do you no what's in your pockets About £7, ($11.45) my mobile and some tissues.

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What are some good reasons to hit someone? Hit someone on the back to stop them (before the hiemliche maneuver) choking and hit someone in the chest to kick start their heart after a coronary.

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What comedian makes you laugh? Jimmy Carr. Alan Carr I think are the funniest.

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Your S/O just issued an ultimatum, Its me or AB. What do you select? It has to be AB. Bye bye S/O loL

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I downloaded music to my mp3 player1226 but the mp3 player says that it has no files and will not play any music.When I hook the player back up it says on the computer that it has the songs on the mp3 player but I still can not hear them and i Is the music you are downloading to your player actually in mp3 format. Standard mp3 players will not play other file types of music. Check the file extension and see it it says ".mp3" if it doesn't, this is likely the problem.

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Can children go through the terrible two's at one years old? I don't mean to scare you but they go through the terrible two's at ANY age.

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Do you ever intentionally try to match your undergarments to the outfit you are wearing? No I don't. But I'm a bloke. I don't think it's a bloke thing is it?

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Should Bush &co be executed for their parts in 9/11 coverup? Eh? No.

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First thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "dome?" A human head.

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Can I walk you dog? Sure, but I better come with you just in case you need me if you don't mind ;)

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Should begging be banned? Good question Keith. Personally I don't mind people begging. Sometimes I will give them some change because I want to. Whether I think they are an addict or not. If it were banned I don't think it would stop people begging. And if the beggar's were arrested, the courts won't be able to fine them as they have no money already. And if they are sent to prison then we will be...

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What would you do if the girl that you were wooing at a bar had a Hells Angel for a boyfriend? Tell her I had to go now. It was nice chatting to her.

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Do you know your enemies?*What about your friends?* I do know my enemies but am not sure if my friends know them though.

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What is the worst thing you could say to your partner during the ceremony of your wedding? I "did" you're mum last night. Sorry I was drunk it won't happen again.

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When you log in to AB, are you getting an annoying pop up that asks you to participate in a survey? No. But since logging into AB today I keep getting this............

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What do you think of as a guilty pleasure? Chocolate.

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Has anybody ever called you useless to your face? How did you react? When I was a useless teen my mum quite often called me useless. And looking back even though it hurt at the time, she was right.

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Do you ever eat at a restaurant alone? I did once, and quite enjoyed it too.

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If you're happy and you know it_____What do you do?* Wonder why I'm happy and anxiously wait for it to end.

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Are you here to have fun or to really Q&A serious issues? I'm here for fun, but I can answer questions quite seriously sometimes.

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Name one type of berry Hucklberry.

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My boyfriend says I am, " to kinky". What do I do? He must be frigid. Time for a new BF me thinks.

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What type of architecture do you like in a home; i.e. Victorian, Gothic, Ranch etc. etc.? I like Victorian.

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If you could meet someone out of the bible, Other than Jesus or God who would it be? and why? Mary Magdalene :)

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How many of your rooms are carpeted? Just the hall and rooms upstairs. Which would be 14 rooms.

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What items could you find in a time capsule? An apology for desecrating the planet we left for the people who find the capsule.

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Ever wanted to kill the in-laws? Often.

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Why do the socialists think universal health care is fair? It isn't just socialists that think it is fair. But it has always been a socialist concern. Isn't it obvious to you why it is fair? A lot more people will live longer and get the treatment they require. At the moment in the USA only those with good enough health insurance will reap the benefits of good health care. This just isn't fair.

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What is something you should do when you are a teenager? Enjoy it. Don't be so concerned with getting a bf/gf. Study hard be yourself and don't be too influenced by your peers. Teen years end very quickly indeed. Don't waste them.

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What color, catches your eye the fastest? Red.

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What might someone go out and get ? Run over!

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My mom knows i am bi but doesnt want me telling other people. How do i tell her that i am proud of it and dont wanna hide it without beinng rude? Of course your mum finds it hard to accept it! You're only 14 years old for crying out loud. How can ANY child at that age know whether they are gay bi or straight at that age. I work with young teen girls. One day I noticed one of them looked extremely low. I asked what was wrong and she told me she thought she was a lesbian. I had to struggle to stop myself laughing out loud. BTW She...

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Has any author inspired you to go looking for another of his/her books immediately you finished the last? James Herriot.

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What is your pet's favorite place to be scratched? My present dog doesn't really like to be scratched anywhere. My previous dog though loved to be scratched at the base of his tail.

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Would you rather be eaten by a lion in Africa, or by a cannibal tribe in the South Pacific? Has to be the lion. That would be a great experience and one to tell my friends about afterwards!!!!!!!!!!! LoL :-/

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Am i pretty You're pretty awful.

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Is racism ever gonna go away? Not completely.

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Name one breed of dog German Shepherd.

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Name one item which has a zipper I would like to diversify with my answer if you don't mind. There is one thing I WISH had a zipper. If it were possible, it would be my mother in-laws MOUTH! LoL

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Would you ever get back with an ex if you had the opition to again? No I wouldn't. The thing/things that caused us to split the last time will no doubt crop up again.

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Donut, Scone, or Muffin? Scone with butter and jam and a nice cup of tea. You can't beat it.

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Hey you, yes you! - how long have you had your current phone number? For my mobile about 4 years. The home phone about 12 years.

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Is it bad to live together before marriage? Not at all. It's good to see if you can live with your partner before tying the knot IMHO.

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Did you like Freddy Mercury? I think he's a legend. He was a brilliant singer and a fantastic showman.

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Have your eyes ever changed color, naturally? From-to? I used to have hazel-blue eyes. Now they are just blue. Strange eh?

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Excuse me, is this the way to _________? the STD clinic?

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Is yours bigger than mine? Anyone's is bigger than yours.

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Do you think theres a purpose..a reason for why we live..were born we breath we die..everything we say and do must be for soemthing...something thats happening..what do you think? I used to think I was, but have come to the conclusion I probably wasn't.

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I just killed a huge spider, Do you hate them as much as I do? I don't hate them at all. When I see one in the house I grab it gently with a tissue and put it outside.

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Why the missionaries are all not going to Saudi or Iran to convert people to Christianity? Why they are doing this in Asia mostly? How do we know some of them aren't? They're not going to tell the world this is what they're doing, cos it will alert the authorities there and make their mission even MORE dangerous.

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What did you do to get your last spanking? Licked my wife's pussy. She loves it and then she punishes me :)

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If you're ____ and you know it ___ your ____ psychotic and you know it stab your friend.

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What is the funniest song title of all time? My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry.

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If a bully was found out to be the reason for 4 teens suicides, can that bully be held accountable? The bully should be held accountable. Not sure if any are though.

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Life is AWESOME! LIVE, LAUGH and _________...? have a coranary.

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What's your favourite Tom Hanks' Movie? The Terminal.

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I need 370 points to make a level 38. Can I have them please? No. You're lucky I didn't DR you for this question. Tut tut!

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What is one food that melts in your mouth? Meringue.

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What do you think about when a girl goes on a date and the girl pays? My kind of girl :)

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Can you describe your family in three words? Far far away.

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What do you drink far too much of? English tea.

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Were you drunk or sober the first time you slept with your current partner? Drunk...............unfortunately :/

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What is something that is chilled? Me :)

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If your pet suddenly talked and asked for a beer, what would you say? Absolutely NO! It's worse for the than it is humans. And tell her "next time she speaks, she should only speak when spoken to"

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During his prime, how hard did Mike Tyson punch? Extremely bloody hard....................

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If you walked around your house naked,would you be offended if your significant other told you to put on clothes? Not at all!

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Where were you in 1987 when this was released? Never heard this song before. It isn't my cup of tea either. But in 87, I was newly married having sex 3-4 times a day.

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If you were to get a Tattoo: What would u decide to get? (and if you already have one and were to get another one what would u choose?) The horses and symbols without the coloured background and words.............

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Please, do not throw ______ at the ________! (What?) a tantrum at the court house.

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Why do people seem to weigh more when they're asleep? (what is a dead weight?) Babies deffinatly feel heavier when they fall asleep on you, you can feel them get heavy the minute they drop off. You's asking when they are asleep? I don't think thye weigh more. I think it's because the body is relaxed and is a "dead" weight. Meaning it seems to weigh heavier but actually isn't.

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Japaneze or Italian cuisine? Italian.

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Do you normally sleep in a room that is usually designated as something other than a bedroom? Yes. It's called a cell.

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Can you name a movie that only uses one word in the title? If.... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063850/

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What is one form of transport that scares you the most? Passenger planes. Am OK with small planes but not passenger ones.

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Describe: "Sex on the first date" with one word. Annoying.

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Does your dog ever knock down the trash can and snoop inside it? Can s/he be trained not to do such a thing? Throw something tasty into the bin. Let the dog see you do this. When the dog is about to shove it's nose into the bin SCREAM at it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Do this a few times so it will get the message it's a "no no" If it gets the tasty bit yell and holler at it some more. It may eat the food but it won't enjoy it. Also everytime it goes snooping in the bin, do what I...

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Would you be better off if you gave a little more thought to most things? Not me. I give WAY too much thought to things. I'm an obsessive thinker and it would be nice not to think too much for a change.

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Don't forget to___________________(Can you fill in the blank?) put on clean underwear before you go out. In case you get run over and have to go to the hospital.

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My friend introduced me to a friend's friend and after a week he asked me out and we made out on our third date and he was touching my breast while kissing so is this normal? If it was YOU he was kissing while touching your breast then yes it is normal. On the other hand if he was kissing someone else and touching YOUR breast, then this is a little odd for a third date.

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What if one day you woke up and discovered your whole life had been a dream and that you're still just a child? As long as my dream wasn't a preview of what my life will be like when I woke up, then I wouldn't mind at all and breath a HUGE sigh of relief and go down stairs and give my deceased mum and dad (according to the dream) a huge cuddle, and promise them I will listen to them more often, then go out and play with my long lost friends (also according to the dream) and be thankful it was...

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I'll be dipped in________ before i _______? horse shit before I take your panties off.

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What's one thing you keep track of? My enemies whereabouts.

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What "time" is it for? Time to go and play some Xbox 360 TTFN.

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Should you be in a mental hospital? I AM in a mental hospital!!!!!

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How old were you when you had your first kiss? How was it? I was 8 she was 11 and it made me feel things I didn't know one could feel :)

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What are you going to Blame on the Alcohol? You can't blame the alcohol. The blame lies solely with the person who is putting the glass to their lips.

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Okay, I am going for a pregnancy test tomorrow because my period is three days late. I was on the pill and everything. I have no idea what to do. My boyfriend says he will help me through it. Any advice? Do the test and go from there.

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When was the last time you lost your cell phone? Never lost it. But I did wash one in the washing machine by accident.

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What appliance would you most like in your kitchen? An obedient wife!!

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What do you always run out of, in your kitchen? Cockroach spray.

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If I was to take you home with me and make you my new pet, how would that make you feel? Great! But you have to let me hump your leg. :)

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What is your morning routine? Arrive home plastered and crash into bed.

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What is your favorite football team of all time Liverpool FC

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Guys, would you date an 18-year-old girl who stared at you, like the one shown in the video clip? Sure, why not?

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PETA has asked Pet Shop Boys to change their name to something more animal friendly. What do you think? Bloody Stupid.

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My 13 year old is getting bullied at school, he's been called names and hit (he came home with a busted lip today). He wants to handle it himself. Anyone else have a similar prob? How did you deal? We went to the school and to their houses to tell their parents. We informed the school and the parents if it didn't stop we would get the police involved. It was 3 girls onto my little girl for a number of weeks. The bullying eventually stopped.

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Have you experienced or experimented with lucid dreaming? I've tried to do it, but have never succeeded. It would be fun to be able to do it.

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Have you ever paid for porn? I bought a couple of magazines once years ago. That's it. I've never paid for it since.

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What type of video do you least enjoy watching on YouTube? The ones I don't bother to watch!

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Have you ever yelled at your television? Why? Because some foolhardy politician is speaking a load of bollox as usual!

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Why do pit bulls have such a bad rep? Because a lot of owners know nothing concerning the handling and training of them. They just want to look tough with a pit on the end of a lead when they walk down the street.

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What human foods do other animals most like? Chocolate, bacon and ham.

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What is the last thing you held for more than 30 seconds in your left hand? A tissue. (Bloody Hayfever :()

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Is Micheal Jackson really Black or White? It doesn't matter if you're black or white.

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How would you react if an Australian called you a 'Sheila'? I'd think they were blind cos I'm a "bloke"

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If you could be totally rich and famous in one year, but probably 70% of all people will hate you, would you still do it? Yes. People hate me now anyway, so it wouldn't be a big deal at all.

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Are you a registered organ donar? Why or why not? No one has asked me to donate one yet.

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If you are a Roman Cathoic do you have to bury your toes if they are cut off? No. You have to eat them.

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If you have ever had a sexual relationship with a married man but ended years ago because you came to your senses, Would would you say to his wife if she found out and confronted you? I would still deny it.

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Do you think it should be law that a woman cannot have an abortion until she *proves* that she has made the father aware of her pregnancy? It should not be law at all. It's her body, she has the right to choose what to do with the pregnancy.

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Which dog breeds would make for an awkward mix? A Rottweiler with an Akita.

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What is your first thought concerning the situation with this woman, child and dog in this picture? Here is the picture.................

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What is something you should NEVER say to a policeman? Eg Aren't you the guy from the Village People? I see the pigs are out in force today!?

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When I say "Elvis Presley" what comes to mind? The newsagents he works in now, down on the corner of the street.

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Do you think the swine flu will kill us all? It will kill most of us, not all.

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Does anything hurt worse than a black scorpion bite? Probably many things hurt worse. But the black scorpion's would probably kill you. BTW. They don't bite, they sting.

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What is one song with the word "Dance" in the title? Roxy Music - Dance Away 1979

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What would you calmly say to someone who insulted your mothering skills and/or your child at a grocery store? I would tell them to mind their own business.

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What is a reason someone might give for returning clothing? They'd finished wearing it for the party.

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What do you usually do when you hear a domestic dispute? Listen.

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What's your worst and best personality trait? My obsessional thinking.

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Do you consider it rude if someone enters into a n established thread between two people without even saying excuse me or something like that? I tell my dog to move. I never say excuse me.

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Should the length of summer school holidays be shortened to improve academic performance? I was only thinking about this the other day and my conclusion was and still is yes.

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What's a pick up line a Firefighter might use? Want to hold my big "helmet"?

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you see a little foot in your face right when you wake up? my son keep going to my bed and thats all i see half the time, scares me sometimes. I would think it was soooooooo damn cute.

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The roofs on fire!!! What should I do? Hand yourself into the police.

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Being Hungry, Sleepy or Tired..which of these turns you into a Monster? Hunger deffinitely.

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Do you like looking around peoples houses? Only when they're not at home!

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USA or Europe....... Where would you like to live? Europe! USA OK for holidays though.

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When does the "Lost" episodes start?this year? When they find them.

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Poverty is______________? what the rich people cause.

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If your teenage daughter got pregnant would you be supportive? Of course! I am her father. She is my child, no matter what.

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Complete the statement: Anyone who wants to rule the world ought to __________ first. learn how to yodel in a cupboard

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I wish my .............................. was bigger? giraffe

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God always wants________________!!! (Fill in the blank) people to know He won't be sending them to hell, because that's an evil thing to do.

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What do you do with a wasps nest? We had a wasps nest in the school field years ago. The caretaker found all the entrances to it first. (it was underground) Poured buckets of boiling hot water into it, then sealed the entrances with concrete. The wasps couldn't get out and the ones that were out couldn't get in so stopped coming to it. I don't know if this was the correct way but it worked. If the nest is in a...

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If we woke up in bed together tomorrow morning, what three words would you say to me? Damn beer goggles!

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Can I rub some sunscreen on you? Its getting hot in here? You can yes. As long as it's a zillion factor. I burn very easily.

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I an nursing my son and my husband wants to nurse also. do you think i should let him or is it just wierd for him to want to nurse. i need some advice as to how to deal with this. I did it with all my children. My wife didn't fine it weird at all. It gave her a break when the child just wanted to be comforted and not fed. Before you say anything, yes I did feed them too via a bottle. And that tasted good too LMAO

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My 18 yr old daughter met a guy in a chat room from out of state and in the military and she now calls him her boyfriend though they haven't met face to face she wants to fly to visit him what should I do? Why not ask him to come stay with you and your daughter. If he really cares for her and is genuine, then he wouldn't mind coming to you when he is next on leave. Let her know your concerns, that this guy may not be who he says he is, and she may get hurt or even killed. But she is 18 and ultimately the decision is hers.

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I dont wear underwear at all, does that make me unhygienic? No!

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? I don't kill the animals someone else does it. My conscience is clear! Now where's that bacon butty mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

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I have been trying for about 10 minutes to get into this packet of biscuits...they look really yummy but I can't get to them! Why do the damn manufactuers have to seal them so tightly? Do they want to play pass-the-parcel with me or something? The want you to lose some weight before you sue them for being obese.

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Why people smoke? Because they are on fire.

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What do you think of a man who acts like he is going to hit his wife to scare her but doesn't actually hit her? Is that abusive? Yes.

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Are the spelling, syntax, and grammar skills of AB questioners representative of the modern state of first-world literacy? No.

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What is an HTML code? Hypertext Markup Langauge

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Do you think people perceive you in the same way you see yourself? I don't think anyone perceives me, the way I see myself. And it can be annoying when it's apprent someone you.ve known for a long time shows it.

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Michael Jackson's memorial service will be broadcast live around the world: will you watch it? Possibly.

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I am a lesbian do you still like me? If you aren't a man hater like some are then we would get on fine.

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On chat boards, when you're anonymous, do you find yourself being more aggressive than in real life? Not at all. I try to treat people with the same respect as I do people in the real world.

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Do you feel for pigs, who are killed for our breakfast? I'm sorry but no I don't. They taste so damn good, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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How many clocks can you see from where you are sitting right now? None apart from the one in my task bar.

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What is one thing that really sticks out? My nose!

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How many people do you think the police caught in your town this week-end drinking and driving? Alot or not so many? I don't think there are any police in my town anymore. I haven't seen any for a long time and they don't come when you phone and ask them to either. Where the hell are they?

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What is most dangerous, A Crocodile or Hippopotamus? A hippo! Cos when you're keeping an eye out for the crocs they jump out of a tree and squash you to death.

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Have you been on a plane in the last 6 months? My last plane journey was in the 90's from Glasgow to London.

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Do you know anyone who wears glasses like this? George wears glasses like that and he isn't a rapist. In fact he's a very nice chappy.

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In the ______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? neighbours bed.............again!

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Bumper Boats or Bumper Cars? Boats. It's a laugh and people get wet.

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Has your dog ever run away after being spooked by fireworks? Sorry no she hasn't! She isn't scared of fireworks at all.

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I say pink, you say_________? Has the cheese fallen off your cracker!?

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I say hi, you say_________? Who are you?

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Where was the first roller coaster you rode? The Cyclone at Southport pleasure land when I was about 10 years old. It was one of the oldest wooden dippers in the country. Sadly it was demolished a few years ago.

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How could you come to a conclusion that you are simply brilliant? Because brilliance is ingrained in my DNA.

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Do you live in the same country as your parents? My parents lived in England. I live in Scotland. So my answer is no.

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I say "Cell Phone" you say? Mobile.

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Why does nothing ever seem to change? Usually because the person is stuck in a rut. Be it depression or worry etc etc and they are looking so inwardly they fail to see what's happening around them.

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What's one thing that you must be careful not to lose control of? My colostomy bag.

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Would you pay to see ABBA in concert? Yes I would.

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How bad is life in prison? Not bad enough unfortunately.

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Would you turn down a person if they had braces? Not at all. If they use them to hold their pants up, that's up to them.

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Would you rather go on holiday to China or India? China.

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Would you eat spaghetti ice cream? Ewwwww! No I wouldn't.

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Dog owners: How often do you brush your dog and what breed is it? Not often enough and she's a GSD.

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Did you go out and get drunk on the Fourth of July? No I didn't. I rarely drink and we don't celebrate the 4th of July here.

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Is there someone in your family you just don't like and you avoid? I don't like my 0.5 brother. I don't have to worry about avoiding him because he lives over 400 miles away. Thank goodness.

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Did you have to do chores when you were a kid? Did you get an allowance? Yes I did and no I didn't.

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Excuse me,why are you naked? Why aren't you?

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Have you ever seen your cat/dog naked? I saw her naked in the shower once. I didn't mean to do it. She forgot to lock the bathroom door. I didn't see much though cos she covered her "bits" up with her paws.

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Is jerry springer real? No! He's made of cardboard.

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Which boys' name is your favorite? Addison, Adam, Aidan, Alex, Andy, Andre, Anthony, Aries, Ash, Asher, Ashton, Ashby, Audric, Austin, Aaron, Avery, Adrian, or Allen? Adam. My oldest sons name.

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My children are always _________? yodelling on mountain tops.

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If light is the fastest thing in the universe what is the second fastest thing in the universe? My wife when she hears a pound/dollar note land on the floor 500 feet away.

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Where is the oddest place you let a firecracker go off? In the cloakroom at school. You should have seen the mass exodus when people realised what was about to go boom LoL

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What's your favourite Michael Jackson track of all time? Black or White. The vids I found on youtube have embedding disabled, so here's a link instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBs6-cmFvQ&feature=related

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Is Michael owen a traitor? A traitor to who? If you mean Liverpool, no not at all. He hasn't played for them for many years. It's not like he went straight to Man UTD after leaving Liverpool. If he did that, then he would be considered a traitor. I doubt many LFC fans will be annoyed about his move to Man UTD.

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Don't you just love the smell of French Vanilla or Coconut freshners? No.

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What's the best ways to impress and attract a woman, no matter how beautiful she is or how many men are vying for her attention? bash yourself on the head with a brick several times, when she is around. That will get her attention.

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My life was changed because of _______. Did it change for the positive or the negative? bee hives. Positive.

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The first guy I ever loved pretended to like me because he was trying to get into my pants, then left me for his ex gf who he still loved even though she cheated. He had her email me to tell me. I'm devastated. What do i do? Keep tighter control of your pants next time.

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Can you say that you are well liked? Sure if you want me to. "that you are well liked" is that OK?

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Waiter, there's a __________ in my __________! hippo in my salad.

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What do you usually get when you go to a Mcdonald's. Fatter.

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My boyfriend says that being inside me is almost as good as being inside a ________? Sheep!

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Would you still marry someone even if their parents didnt like you? Yes! And I did and they still don't like me. And I really don't give a flying f***k.

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What comes in a jar? Tadpoles

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? "looking very sorry for himself-he'd only had the car for one day". From Midge Ure's autobiography, "If I "Was"

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Should politicians refer to God in speeches? Only if they want to.

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What can you do to make people stop laughing at you? Stop wearing women's clothes.

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A farmer has 22 sheep. All but 7 die. What is his dog's name? Useless.

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What advice would you give someone who hasn't yet reached their goal for finding love and is getting discouraged by it? Listen. Love isn't everything. Don't look for it, it will come to you if you're meant to have it. Just get on with your life and stop searching.

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When is the last time you drank Coke or Pepsi? 4:00AM this morning.

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If something were going to be named after you what would you want it to be? A beach. I already have a town and a few streets named after me. But a beach would be the best.

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Pitbull mixes... pros & cons and how you feel....? pitbull mixes or American Staffordshire terrier mixes... how do you feel about them?? pros/cons?? tell me what you think about pitbull mixes...... They can be, but it's usually down to how the handler trains and rears it.

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Does religion make one a better person? It can do yes.

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I met this guy on myspace and have been talking to him for a while; I started feeling comfortable with him so decided to meet him.Well we ended up sleeping together and this was last week he has only called once since then. Did I screw up big time? Most likely.

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Married men: What do you expect from your wife ? It seems to me once you get married you want someone who will clean all day, cook, iron, wash clothes, take care of kids, work, and never complain about it ! please shed some light. Makes me feel great :)

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If the one you "loved" was seconds away from being shot by a mugger, would you jump in front of the bullet to save her/him knowing for certain that you would die? Is the pope catholic? Damn right I would.

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My fiance says he loves me and feels I am beautiful, yet he looks at women with bikinis on that are very skinny. He then says he does it to get to me when we fuss. I don't get it at all! It's a "man thing". Don't worry about it.

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Where do your pillows end up in the morning? In my wife's stomach.

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Congratulations you've been inducted into the ____hall of fame! Twats

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What part of your body hurts right now? The top of my right forearm near the elbow. I think it's RSI :(

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Is you dog or cat asleep right now? Yes she is..............

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What is one thing you wish that your parents had done differently when you were growing up? Give me more money.

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Do you prefer using a charcoal barbeque or a gas barbeque, and why? Gas. I hate the charcoal taste.

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Is coffee a cure for bad breath? Not for some people I know it isn't

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What the hell did i just________? see in the priests underwear draw?

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What kind of dreams do you get? are they completely random,or depressing? Always random and always mind blowing and thought provoking.

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I stubbed my ___________? cigarette out on my fluffy slippers which I've had since I was a child.

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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be? Star Trek Voyager.

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If I am entitled to take a day off to care for my sick child, should I be entitled to a day off to care for my sick dog? No! Your not entitled. You would have to either call yourself in sick or take a days holiday.

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Without being vulgar, fill in the blank: Where in the world did you get that _______________? inflatable giraffe.

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Is Michael jackson's death as tragic as Elvis Presleys? Only time will tell.

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Is anyone happy that a certain famous child molestor is dead? A certain alleged child molester who was found not guilty on all counts. Am I happy? I'm neither happy nor sad concerning his death.

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Have you ever tried homemade beer cheese? No! I'm not sure I want to either!

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Nice things to do to make a man happy? Be quiet.

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That's the last time I let anyone borrow my _______? dildo

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I might be crazy but it's all __________s fault... ( please fill in the blank) my brain's

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Do you take your horoscope very seriously? No.

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Can you name a type of fabric? Corduroy.

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Calling or texting? Texting.

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What is more dangerous ,a pack of cigarettes or a pack of wolves? Cigarettes for sure. Believe this or not, a pack of wolves will run away when they see you. The only time they may attack you is if you stumble into their territory by accident or disturb them when they are eating. But considering wolves are extremely elusive creatures when it come to being near humans this would be highly unlikely.

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What do you make for Dinner On Really HOT DAYS? Salad. Mmmmmmmmmmm scrummylicious indeed.

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What food should never be mixed in with sex? Chilli's.

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Does the rain depress you? Never! I love it!

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If you could say one thing to the person you lost your virginity to, what would you say? Thank you for teaching me everything a man should know, on how to please a woman. We had some great times didn't we :)

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What is the longest you have kept a car in driveable condition? A year and a half.

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I want to approach a girl I am interested in but I am not confident when it comes to women already, and she is seemingly much more confident and mature (just in the way she is so self dependent). Should I go for it? Of course. No harm in trying.

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Answerbaggers elsewhere: What are your thoughts about England? I live in England , and was just wondering what peoples' opinions are, of England..... Home! :)

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Married men: What do you expect from your wife ? It seems to me once you get married you want someone who will clean all day, cook, iron, wash clothes, take care of kids, work, and never complain about it ! please shed some light. Makes me feel I like the person who said this.

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Men and Women, have you ever shaved your head? I always shave my head. There's nothing more comfortable. I also shave my..................! I'll save that for another question!

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I would just love to run and jump in a field of ______________! Energy.

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What is something that improves with age? Arthritis.

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What wouldn't taste good covered in chocolate? My wife's pu.............. erm.......... pumpkins!?!

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Which do you have the highest rating in questions or answers? Questions. 98%

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What's the longest you have ever been employed in one job? The longest is the one I'm still with now. I've been with them for over 16 years. Responsibilities keep me going unfortunately.

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If you could shop naked, where would you? A florists.

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If you had to learn another language, but you had a choice, which would you pick? French.

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What comes to mind when I say Bangkok? Many many motorbikes.

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What would a typical trip to your kitchen consist of? I never go into the kitchen. If I need anything I send my wife in!!!!! LoL

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What type of water filter do you use? Have you tested your water to see if it's the best type of filtration system? No need for a water filter where I live. The water is extremely soft with no lime scale. A kettle can last for many many years and still be relatively clean inside after much use.

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You offer me a ride home. I get in your car and you start the motor. What will I hear come out of the car radio? Original 106 or BBC Radio 4.

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Blank________? fill in the blank hippo.

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What was the name of your first Pet? Sheba. A dog we had when I was very young. I'm sure there were more before her, but she is the one I really remember.

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If you were in the witness protection program, where would you want to be sent? Bermuda.

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When you are driving, do you ever give someone the peace sign? With only one finger! I've only ever done it once. And that was a few days ago. And the other driver deserved it, for trying to block my way through when I had right of way. I laughed at my reaction because it's something I have never done before ever.

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Do you ever go out to bars alone? How does it make you feel? I would and have done many times. I like to sit and observe things going on around me in bars.

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Describe your mood today. The usual! Calm and relaxed.

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What's one thing, besides AB, that you'd have a hard time quiting? Smoking.

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What is something a woman hates to do? Tickle a mans prostate.

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Whats the ugliest most outlandish tattoo you have ever seen, and where? Girdle laces on a womans back. It wasn't nice at all.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me!..Why? Why? Why? You smell smell smell.

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If anyone says that "hey today you look smart or preety how u feel? I feel their cataracts are quite bad.

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What wouldn't sell on eBay? A night out with my mother in-law.

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Do you mind it when your next door neighbor's dog uses your lawn for a toilet? I do mind it. Only one dogs allowed to crap in my garden. If my neighbours dog did it all the time then I'd have to have a word with them.

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What was the last thing you left in your pockets that end up in the wash? My mobile phone.

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4 months old baby boy throws up a lot after feeding. We've tried all the things that the doctors have recommended, but nothing seems to be working. Any ideas? My first son son always threw up after feeding. The doctor said some babies do it, and we have one of them. He was healthy and no problems at all. He's now over 6 foot tall and built like a brick shit house! I'm sure if there was something very wrong with your child the docs would have told you. But maybe you just have "one of them babies".

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Can you show me you're nuts? Rsssssssssssspppppppppppp! Blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaah! I'm a teapot I'm a teapot Hhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hows that?

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Questions that are not really questions, but just statements with a blank space at the end, are _________? ______________!!!

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Do you ever feel like giving up sometimes? Throw in the towel and say,whatever.Bye all...???* Often.

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What if you where at the barber shop and your barber messed up your hairline Tell him I won't pay him and ask him to shave the rest of it off. Mistakes happen.

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What word do you wish people used more often? Curcumspective.

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If I told you the truth, would we be enemies? No because an enemy may say to you he/she abhors you and can't stand to be near you. So therefore you would still be my enemy.

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If you leave me , can i come too? No way! That's why I'm leaving you. Now stop pestering me!

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I was a bad man. I drank, smoked, womanised and was violent to my fellow man (particularly if I coveted his ass, which I often did) But now I've found the Lord and am SAVED! If the Lord can save an evil sinner like me what do you think he could do for you The same. Didn't you know this?

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My phone has been charging on the car charger & plugged in @ the computer. Just yesterday my phone stopped charging on the car charger all 2gether. My car charger lights up so I know it is working. & my phone charges only 1 bar on the computer now. A new battery is needed.

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What did your last fortune cookie say? You're a fat bastard.

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Do you know any in the closet socialists? There are no "in-the closet" socialists here in the UK. So no I don't.

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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come? Yes.

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If you were limited to one choice of breakfast for life, what would it be? Bacon and egg.

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Is it true that people start seeing past loved ones right before death? If it is how soon before death does it start happening? I'll let you know when I'm at that point?

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What is the one thing you love to do with your s/o? Sit in separate rooms.

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What should you never say to someone you just met? My genital warts are itching! How are you?

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Has ur booty hole ever felt like fire? Piles! Go and see your doctor.

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OMG!! AB is now giving us questions to ask .. "You might also want to ask these questions" ... What are they going to do next? (humorous answers welcome) I think it's a glitch. I'm sure it's meant to say "answer" and not ask.

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Who else believes honest is the BEST policy, no matter what the situation Honesty ISN't always the best policy. For example if a group of men burst into my house demanding to know where my wife was so they could rape her, I would tell them she wasn't in the house. I lied. Should I have been honest?

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Your hands are soaked in blood and you are holding a carving knife. What just happened? My mother in-law crossed the line this time.

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If you have a dog. Have you trained it? Is it hard? But worth it? :) it can be hard and sometimes frustrating, but the long term outcome is very rewarding. Some dogs learn quicker than others. My dog learns new agility exercises VERY quickly indeed. But it took her a while to observe the "down" command for example. But we got there in the end. Plus training doesn't stop once you think your dog has got the idea. It continues for the rest of...

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Over 30 "should" you act your age? I'm 45 and I rarely act my age. Age is only a number anyway. Who said we can't have fun and be silly and do daft things when we're over 30 anyway?

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What's the first thing that comes you your mind when you hear coffee break? Hope there's some tea available.

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There's been some kind of infectious outbreak, your town has been quarantined, what would you do? Stay in town.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word, "break"? Time for a cup of tea.

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Is it not a good thing to be too nice or be there too much for your spouse? It's a good thing for my wife when I'm not there to do good things.

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What is something that keeps coming back? My mother in-law.

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Should i throw up?i just ate 4 hotdogs and i dont wanna gain weight Nooooo! Eat four more.

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Do you like your iPod? It's OK. I wouldn't run across broken glass in bare feet to rescue it though.

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What do you do when you are sexually frustrated? Enjoy the feelings it gives until I can sort it out with me misses.

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Im thinking about being drunk at my wedding,what do you think? Why? Is your husband REALLY that ugly?

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Can the head of the penis like hurt if you masturbate to long or too much? and if so how long will it stay that way? Yes it can. Use some margarine or something similar. If you're uncut though, just "fap" it with the skin over the head. No damage will occur.

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Did you ever play Yahtzee as a child? No.

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Is your avatar a picture of you? Yes.

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Is it possible to have a 12 inch penis? It is. Google John Holmes.

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What's the first thing you do when you step foot in your home after a long days work? Return the greeting from my dog.

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Has porn desensitized you to sex? Age has desensitised me to sex.

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Is your veterinarian male or female? Well I don't have a veterinarian but my dogs is a nice young beautiful sexy female :)

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Where did you once lived...uh before? Before what?

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Fill-in: Let's all_____before_____? (use as many words as you like) fart in granddad's antique bottles and put the tops back on before he gets home from the swingers club.

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I`m going to _________ in a while. steal the neighbours panties off the washing line

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There's always talk about what a real man is, but what's a real woman? One who stays quiet and does what she is told.

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If Jesus was real, do you think he would piss himself if he saw what became of his fictional character? I think the people who made the fictional Jesus would piss themselves if they saw him. I doubt he would if he saw it.

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Why? Was it something I said? No not at all! I just don't like you because you keep stealing my wife's panties off the washing line!

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You buy something and are overcharged 25 cents. Do you tell them and ask for the money back or just forget it? I would tell them.

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One of my friends refuses to use tampons because she is disgusted by inserting them into herself and doesn't like touching herself 'down there'. Do you think this is odd? No! Some women don't like to do it. Fair enough!

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Bush, the greatest president ever? No. I think Obama is on his way to becoming the greatest president ever.

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What would you do if you turned around right now, and saw me standing behind you with a rose between my teeth? I'd think "your cheese has slipped off it's cracker".

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Arethings always the same? They're the same but different!

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Finish this sentence:i don`t understand how ___________ is popular? barnacle licking

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Someone you know is going to be sacrificed for "the sake of the world".. what's your reaction? Thank you!

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Who was the last person you upset? Me.

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Who originally came up with the "Sex doll"? I'm curious. Take a look at this. http://www.theatons.com/sex-dolls

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Did the real counter culture hippies wear the crazy clothes and headbands you see in movies about the 60's? Yes

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Would you purchase a lighted collar for your pet? I haven't used a lighted collar, but have used a small flashing strobe light attached to her collar. This is to enable me to see where she is, when we are walking through the forest's and down on the beach on dark winter nights.

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Is marriage still "till death do us part"? If the couple wish it to be so, yes.

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Why do dogs sometines eat their own and other dogs feces? It can be something wrong with their diet, but it is also what they do too. Dogs have eaten shit for thousands of years. They don't smell shit like we do, they can smell bits of left over undigested food in the shit. A Dam will eat her puppies shit to keep the nesting area clean. If you have a shit eating dog, you might never be able to stop it doing it, if it's doing what dogs just...

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Why do you think some people feel the need to put a disabled person down even when they can see the person is doing everything they can to be as healthy as possible? Because there are some nasty evil prehistoric people unfortunately still in this world.

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Britney Spears or a free oil change? Britney Spears.

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Britney Spears or a frontal lobotomy? Britney Spears.

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What do you make 'look easy'? Being a buffoon.

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What the first thing that comes to mind when I say the name Britney Spears? I hope she can resolve her inner turmoil.

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How to make a women angry? Ignore her.

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How many hours do you usually use watching T.V, using the computer, and other electronics everyday? TV about an hour a day. PC hour and a half, sometimes longer.

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Doctor, while I am here, will you take a look at my _____________________? CD collection.

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What is reason? If there is no reason then why do we need it? Reason is the fine line between doing something we know we should or shouldn't do. We need it to survive and stay safe.

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What band or song do you associate with psychodelic music? Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield.

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Wanna cuddle? Only if you are a female and between the age of 25-100.

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What are some really good musicals? I need to com up with some decent and well known ones for a comic I wanna do with 2 of the characters being in the theatre business and I wanna do some scenes with them. (Wicked, PoTO, Kiss Me Kate are what I have) Tommy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_(film)

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Do you feel cheap waiting to get a penny in change from a cashier when there is a line of people behind you? Personally no I don't. It's my penny and pennies make pounds. According to my mother anyway!

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Have you ever looked at someone and judged them without even knowing them? Yes. Don't we all?

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Who is the last person you would ever kiss? My mother in-law.

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Do you have vinyl shower curtain or glass enclosure? Glass.

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Would it be safe to remove a cyst myself if i use a sanitized knife? Its on the left side of my face, right in the middle of my cheek. its about as big around as the end of a q-tip No! When cysts are removed the surgeon also removes surround tissue which is affected. Also you don't know how deep the cyst goes either. See a doctor and let him/her arrange a small operation for you. He will more than likely do the procedure himself.

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Who'd buy a car from a dealer with a giant inflatable hamster? People who like giant inflatable hamsters of course.

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Describe yourself in 3 words Complete tit head.

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Is it beyond the theory of "its natural for Men to LOOK" when i found out my boyfriend has been browsed though lots of online photo sharing sites of Girls posting Sexy Photos of themselves? doesnt it means he DESIRES other girls? Not necessarily! He still has desires like many women have desires, but it doesn't mean he will jump at the chance to go with anyone. My wife knows I occasionally look at porn on the net, but she also knows I'm just looking and wouldn't take it further. My ultimate desire is for her. And it has been for the past couple of decades.

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In an argument, which is more effective: silent treatment or shouting? It depends on the argument.

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Do you have a T.V on your living room? Not on my living room. But in it.

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Which do you make, wishes or plans? I'm afraid I can't say definitely. It is a bit of both for me.

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Is it better to always be alone, or be with people you don't like? Alone.

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Have you ever reminded yourself of one of your parents? I remember looking in a mirror when I was 20-21 and saw my father looking back. I looked just like him. This was a tad freaky cos he died when I was eight.

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What is the most annoying thing your pet does? Licking her bum and fanny! Her face stinks after she has done this.

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Do you pick your nose Ugh! No way!.............I pick other peoples noses.

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I am dating a man whom I have told THREE TIMES I LIKE him but do not LOVE him but, cus he LOVES me he keeps insisting we should be together, what do I do? It's easy. Stop dating him.

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What is the proper age to take a puppy away from it's mother to a new family? What usually happens if you take them away early? There is difference of opinion on this one. If you take the pup away at six weeks, it won't have much chance to pick up "doggy" habits and behaviours that it will learn from it's siblings. Therefore easier to train. On a downside though, it won't have had much time being nurtured by it's mother. Some people believe it should be eight weeks, for the reasons I just...

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What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"? Very!

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What are ways to flirt with a guy that seem obvious but not to obsesive? Whip the "puppies" out.

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Are ghosts real? As real as anyone wants them to be.

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If you had a relative with Alzheimer's, and someone sent her a bouquet of Forget-Me-Nots, what would you think? I would laugh and wonder if they realised what they had done. And leave it at that.

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I just got home; who do I need to thank for cleaning the bathroom while I was gone? The fairies.

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I have a pug/pomeranian mix, that I am having behavioral trouble. He seemes to have territorial behavior if I get close to my brother/Aunt. He only growls at me in the family. Disipline is not working, even though I dont like using it. What should I do? Every time the dog growls put it out of the room. Wait a few minutes then let it back in again. Continue to do this until the dog gets the message, that if it growls at someone it is removed from the pack. It may take time but it should work. Maybe get your aunt or brother to put the dog out. This will show the dog, that you are considered higher than it.

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What do think of a band if their name is papercut massacre? I would think "Hmmmmmm! They have a strange name"

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Do you know what a Juggalo is if so do you like them or hate them? Yes....and.......no.

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Would you ever consider calling your siblings sexy to their face? No not at all! It's weird!

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Who is the most successful ex-con living today and how is he so successful? Nelson Mandela http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1993/mandela-bio.html

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Who gave you your last compliment? My probation officer.

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Is it bad that im 14 with tattoos? whats your opinion. Not bad. Just a bit silly.

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What is beauty if her _________ is empty? purse

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I just broke up with my bf of 10 months and i just heard he told ppl we're over ,now i dont go around telling ppl .. what is wrong with him? There's nothing wrong with him. What harm is he doing?

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Is anyone going somewhere cool for summer vacation? I will be flying to NYC in August.

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Name one thing you will find in your kitchen Cockroaches.

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Why do you buy bottled water? I don't. Should I?

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How do i tell my parents i have a boyfriend? (i'm 14, & my perents r overprotective) Don't tell them, dump the boy, and wait until you are older. You're still a child.

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What if there is no religion of any kind at all? There'd hardly be any wars.

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Laddies: You, me a box of wine and __________? No chance.

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If your computer had a human form, how would you describe it? Lazy and dopey. But not bad looking.

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How are you saving money these days? Am saving very well this year. I need to. As I will be flying to NYC in August.

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Did you walk for at least 15 minutes today? Today I walked for over an hour, purposely. Like every day.

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Have you ever passionately kissed a transvestite? As far as I'm aware..........no.

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Where's my remote? Have you tried the fridge? I lost it for a whole day until my wife found it in the refrigerator. My son had put it there, just after he had woken up from sleeping on the settee LMAO.

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Can you fill in letters for a name or place ____ ton? Warrington.

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Just when you think it's over___________________________. You find it's actually under!!

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Whats the longest amount of time you've spent sitting on an Airplane?? Where were you headed? 45 minutes. Flying from Glasgow to London.

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What is your scene? On a very high point in extremely strong wind.

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It was raining earlier today, and I decided to go for a walk. My question is, do you ever go for walks in the rain? I do a lot. But that's because I have to take my dog out. If I don't she will eat the furniture!

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Do you tell your spouse that you love them out of habit or do you really mean it when you say it? I really mean it.

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What is the last live concert you attended, and what year? This year 2009 in Edinburgh April 10th with my little girl. Ultravox was the band.

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Why was D-Day so called? I think the D stands for deliverance.

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Have you ever been invited to live with someone and then made to feel unwelcome when you moved in? Yes! And I will never ever do it again.

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What 'Till Death Do Us Part' REALLY Means? For the duration of ones life.

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Im young,and beautiful and kind and loving and sweet but i cant find "that guy" i model so i know its not my looks that is keeping from that one special guy and i do not nag ...?and im wondering whats wrong?men any serious advice ,women too... Brush your teeth more regularly.

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Can a Cheater Change?? He said he will never do anything like it again. But it only took one day for him to meet the girl and then cheat on me with her that night. Just a matter of hours. Am I fooling myslef into believeing this will never happen again Some cheaters do change eventually, but it can take a long time. I think in this case you should drop him. Save your self the hurt and pain he's inflicting.

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Do you find surgically inflated lips like Angelina Jolie's sexy? or gross? (LINK) Not really. Only on a vagina it looks good.

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Have you ever punched a cow? I used to work in a dairy milking cows. The dairyman I worked with was a thin wiry bloke. But he was extremely strong. Your typical farmer really. When the cows had been milked, some of them often refused to move on. So the dairyman used to punch them in the ribs. This made the cows move. One day one of the cows in my line, decided it didn't want to move on. So I punched it, as hard as I...

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Why there is a feminist needed? Without feminism there is no lesbianism, and without that, what will us men do?

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Are you listening to music right now? I am. No.

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Do you like being lonely? I like being alone, but not lonely! Feeling lonely is very different to being alone.

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What did I do to scare you so bad? You took the paper bag off your head.

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Me & my .....................?(plse fill in the word) Hippo.

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Who is the most interesting man in the world? Me of course!

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Lucky day, you've won a free ______massage. prostate

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Lucky day, you've won a free ______massage. anus

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Has a new love come into your life? No.

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I am always hot. What could be wrong with me? You're probably on fire.

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Tomato soup & ___________? a bowel or cup.

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Are you one of those people who thinkjs that they are too good to answer a poorly spelled question? Not at all! If I can understand it, I will answer it if I feel the need to.

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Do you think that you have lived a pretty sheltered life for the most part? Why or why not? For the most part? No! Absolutely not.

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What is some advice your mum gave you that you will never forget, and use in every day life? If you don't ask, you won't get!

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What is history whispering in people's ears? Stop making the same mistakes.

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I had a nightmare about a singing pineapple and it was singing big red car by the wiggles, i dont usualy have dreams like this.... any coments? Lay off the strong cheese before bed.

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What if Hitler became an artist instead of a dictator? We would probably never have heard about him and recent history would be very different.

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Name A Food you like Grilled or Fried? Bacon.

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Do you want to know what I think about you? I don't care what you think about me so don't waste your breath.

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How would you feel if your s/o went through your questions and answers on here? Wouldn't bother me at all. In fact she's looked through them a few times. I have nothing to hide from her.

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How can we be sure that the entity that created the world is the same entity that runs it? We can't! Who cares anyway?

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What is your favorite brand of jeans? Used to be Levi cos they were better than wrangler. Now I don't care. Most of my jeans are cheap pairs from the supermarket.

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What is one thing that there are no words for? No words to tell my family how much I love them.

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Do you spend most of your time indoors? If so, why? I do yes. Why? Cos I'm in a maximum security prison.

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You get a straight jacket and you can design it any color and any way you want before it's put on you. How do you design it and what color do you choose? Pink with little yellow hippo's on it. With lime florescent straps.

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Why do girls always pee in the street after a night of clubbing? Same reason why the guys too. No inhibitions due to way too much booze.

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Guys: Do you blow your nose in the shower? No! My brother blows his nose in the bathroom sink and a facecloth though.

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What stage of life are you in right now? The living stage.

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If we humans evolved from apes, then are we a type of ape? I'm not but a few people I had the unfortunate encounter to meet, greatly resemble one.

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Small dogs or big dogs? Large dogs.........with funny faces.

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You are being bullied but cant talk to anyone do you a keep it inside and end up failing at school because you skitz out or b self harm and pass your gcses bacause you take it out on your self or c stop going to school and totally isolate yourself After considering a lot of the things mentioned in this question, when I was a young teen. None of them seemed the best thing to do. Instead I chose to fight back. I ended up in a few fights some I won some I lost, but the bullying eventually stopped. The bully's realised I would fight back and didn't bother me any more. Even if I came off worse in a fight.

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Have you ever made a smoothie using silken tofu?I make strawberry shakes with it and it is SO good! No I haven't.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? Why did he put England in a wet part of the world?

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Do you make judgements about people based on their accent? Unfortunately I do.

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Be honest. Do you eat cookie dough? Honestly?..........No.

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Be honest. Do you eat cookie dough? Honestly?.......No.

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What do you think about people who move to a foreign country, never bother to learn the language, speak to everyone in their own language expecting everyone to understand them and don't integrate at all? It isn't right at all. If someone is moving to a country where a different language is spoken, it is courtesy to learn it. I wouldn't let anyone into this country without them knowing the basics of my language. If they don't want to integrate then that's up to them. Language and learning and respecting of a countries customs though is a MUST. Or you don't get in.

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What is something you would find in your wallet? Moths.

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Are there people who find the idea of animals being aware to be creepy? Not at all! All living things have awareness. If they didn't they wouldn't be much fun.

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When was the last time you told that special person in your life that he or she was beautiful? Five minutes ago! My dog loves it when I tell her.

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What would you do if a ghost fell in love with you? Tell it not to be so silly.

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Would you turn your HDTV into a 3D home theatre? That would be good. But I don't have a 3D HDTV yet. If I did, I still wouldn't benefit because the sight in my left eye is extremely poor. And I'm unable to see the 3D :(

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Do you feel like flying? I don't, but Yolanda Adams beleives she can..................

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I'm 17 and i really want a baby. I'm not skanky or a whore or anything like that, i just love kids. I told my bf but he said no. Any advice? Do some baby sitting until your about 25.

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Do you shut your computer off at night? it could save on your electric bill. Yes I do.

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Is it just me, or is the bag running slower than molasses lately? No where near as bad as the last week. It's actually usable today. Unlike the whole of last week.

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If girl or fella was chatting up you bf or gf at the bar and your partner seemed to love the attention how would you feel . I'd feel pleased my wife was enjoying the attention she was getting.

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If you found you bf/gf /huby,wife partner and your friend in your bed how would you react . walk out crying ,get angrey Get the video camera out and join in with them.

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How honest about you past were you too your gf ,bf ,wife ,huby We only talk about those things if asked. And neither of us are really interested or bothered by what each others relationship past is.

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Do you think a girl being a mechanic is weird? Would you let a girl mechanic work on your car? It's not weird and yes I would let one work on my car. (If I had one)

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Are upside-down kisses worth it? Upside down kisses are great.

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Would you find it odd if a 32-year-old woman considers herself "best friends" with an 18-year-old guy? A little odd yes. But it's up to her and the young boy isn't it.

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With people like Angelina Jolie and Madonna adopting children from Africa and other countries, should they not help children from their own country first? I think it's up to them where they adopt the children from personally.

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This site is starting to perk up - don't you think? Yes it does appear to be much better than the past week.

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I just swallowed a small but powerful round magnet, will i die? No but stay away from metals until you've passed it.

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Why does the air purifier make a lot of noise when it is on Bad air makes it work over time. Must be lots of it where you are.

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What do girls like about men? My wife likes it when I'm not at home.

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Why are there so many old people on AB? Because we're tired of watching game shows on TV.

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Isn't positrolling fun ? :) I never thought about it being fun or not. Just do it and get on with it and don't boast about it.

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I've noticed there are a lot of spelling and grammer mistakes in some of these posts. Does it get on your nerves? No. Should it?

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Seriously, i hate him so why i am with him? I don't know, but please don't call me "seriously"

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ARE you ready for the summer? I am more than I've ever been. I'm off to NYC at the end of August :)

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What has Jesus set you free from? Religion.

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Who would like to "vent" about how slow AB has been today! This little guy will start things out ... AB for me has been unusable for the past 4 days. It has been worse than being on dial-up. I know we don't pay to use this website, but the past few days have been rediculous.

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Madonna is a vulgar lump of gristle. Anyone with me? No I don't agree with you! Stop being so bitchy.

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What can you put on corn bread other than just Boring Butter? Exciting butter?

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Do you ever feel like your not quite as hideous as you thought you were? Never!

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A lot of people dont like my questions, so i have to go now, bye. Pffffff! Your questions are hilarious LMAO

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What is a reason someone might stare at you? Because I am one ugly pig.

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Would you feel more cut off from the world if you were deaf or blind? Deaf. I'm very nearly blind as it is. I really do value my hearing as it is has always been extremely acute.

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Do people who don't check spelling or grammar before hitting "GO" bother you? Nope dunt bovver me wan liddle bit.

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Why did Hitler target Jews during the Holocaust? He was extremely deluded. Thinking the Jew's were to blame for the awful state of the economy in Germany.

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What are some of the benefits of exercise? Stops your joints ceasing up.

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Tea and Toast or Cookies and Milk...? Tea & toast. Marmite and butter on the toast please.

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Do you believe that High Definition televisions really make a difference? I really don't know, because I've never seen one in action. Most people have them now and yet............I still haven't seen what all the fuss is about.

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What would be the one thing you wish could grow on trees? Hippo's.

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In Sweden a woman has just "married" her dog. Thoughts? I wonder where they will go for their honeymoon?

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What would you Grab out of my Fridge...? The dead rat.

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How can a country of less than 4million people like Ireland, have some 80 million people worldwide lay claim to be Irish? Because they "do it like rabbits"

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Are you counting days for summer to get here? Kind of! But it's because I'll be going to NYC in the late summer near the end of August.

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Are you a control freak while dealing with some people in your life? Sometimes!

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Are any jerks living in your neighbourhood? There are yes. Me!

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Do you know any word in another language? (Not in English) I certainly do.

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Where are you putting your money right now? In an empty pickle jar under my bed. Not just right now though, I've been doing it for years.

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What do you have that I wouldn't want? Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

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What are your views on the Formula 1 championship now going to the driver with the most wins? I heard this on the news and I think it's about time they brought this rule in. Should make the races more exciting and interesting IMHO

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Ima 18 year old guy and i love wearing panties and i really love it is there anything wrong with it No! Just don't wear your mums or sisters.

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Whats the Last Thing you Switched On...? A Tigger............

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Looking for name of an 80's song new wave with the line "Lets take off our clothes and put this love to the test..." Even in the internet age I still can't find it. Did you really search for the name of this song? I found the info your looking for instantly http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMY_enGB301GB303&q=Lets+take+off+our+clothes+and+put+this+love+to+the+test+lyrics&btnG=Search&meta= Exactly how did you try and find the info before asking on AB?

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Does your Lawn need Mowing...? Yes. When can you start?

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I found a rectal thermometer............who wants there temperature taken? I think it's best we take your temperature first.

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Do you ever feel bad for question askers? I think many people UR good answers to questions while forgetting to UR the question that sparked the good answer. Whenever I see my answer rating is higher than the question I have to UR it. Anyone else? It is a strange one. Sometimes it's quite obvious no one has rated it. But you have to remember it's not about getting points. It's about getting the right answer to the top in a question that matters. The points aren't for us, they're there so users can choose what they feel is the best answer. Some people on AB are just looking to get a "killer" question so...

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What was your first second-hand experience? Me having to go third on the local "bike"

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What is your greatest fear? My greatest fear is losing my insanity?!

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Do you track your packages or do just wait for them to arrive? It depends what it is and how excited I am about it.

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I look 22yrs but am 31yrs old. Guys that look my age are young and immature. Any suggestions? Have you considered trying a woman your age?

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How come everybody go crazy over to lesbians making love but not 2 gay guys? Because the thought of two guys doing it is abhorrent to me. Each to their own sexually, but I DON'T want to watch to men having sex. I do though like to watch pretty lesbians going at it.

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Would you give up the love of your life for a milllion dollars? Yes.

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Do you like rap remixes of old-school medleys? I think they are a desecration to the originals.

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Which baby animals would you like to hold in you arms, knowing that they won't harm you since they're babies? All of them.

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Was Yogi Bear gay? No but I think Boo Boo swung that way.

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Would you rather have your back rubbed or tickled? Rubbed with a bit of tickle.

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Would you rather be ignorant or arrogant? Arrogant. Hey I'm British what do you expect!?!?!?!

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Is Barack Obama taking on too much at once? He's doing a fine job. He has a very difficult one to do, fixing the awful mess George Bush made.

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Do you think smoking should be banned? I don't think it should be banned. If it is banned then I will have to stop smoking. So it wouldn't really bother me if it was, once I'd gotten over the withdrawal symptoms.

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Would a jerk ever admit that he's a jerk? I admit and agree I am most times.

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Would you turn down buying a house if you knew there was a regitered sex offender in the neighborhood? What if the house was a good deal? Yes.

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Guys do you say if you dont like your S/O's new Outfit or do you keep quiet for a peaceful life...? I would tell her I didn't like it. Just the same as she would tell me. But she dresses mostly for herself anyway. If she asks my opinion on it I will give her an honest one.

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What do you do to make yourself look Hot...? Set myself on fire.

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What if you found out the Bible was fiction? The bible isn't all fictional. Particularly, the old testament is historically accurate.

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Do you prefer a male or female boss? Female. I used to get quite turned on by a female boss I had a number of years ago. Not sure why as I'm not into domination games or anything like that. But whenever this woman told me to do something, it got me feeling quite horny.

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I love.......? Hairy monkey's.

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What do you think i look like I think you look like a one eyed troll. Am I right?

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Are you picking on me? I am yes. I will only stop when you stop moaning about how small your penis is.

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Do you own a Buddha figurine? I do! My boss gave it to me a few years ago after his trip to Hong Kong. It's a gold Buddha lying on his side with a huge smile on his face. Remarkably similar to Jabba the Hut. I really like it but my wife hates it. She keeps hiding it. And your question has just made me realise she has hidden it again. It's a game we've been playing since I brought it home. She hides it, I find...

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If answerbag continues to be this slow I am going to have to give up. What do you think? Look we don't pay for to use this website, so what's your problem. If your using dial-up then I can understand your frustrations. Get broadband, although AB can still be slow sometimes. It's your choice to give up, but I don't see the point of it really.

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Can you be sure the person you're flirting with on AB is really the sex they claim to be? Can we be sure anyone on the internet we flirt with are the sex they say they are? Unless you have had a direct camera conversation with them we will never know.

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What is a reason that someone might wink at you? To tell the other person not to say anything. A friendly gesture. A flirting gesture.

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What can I see from your bath tub window? Down the street.

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I'm 16 and i am dating a 13 year old girl. She is nicest person i have met and she has basically given me her heart. should i keep going out with her? No.

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Whats the best part of taking a shower,instead of a bath? Feeling cleaner after the shower than after a bath.

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Where is the best place to buy a hamburger? My wifes kitchen. Where she does the best hamburgers in the world.

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Would you let someone vomit in your mouth for $50,000? Yes. Money first though.

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Why do men like looking at the boobs more than the genetalia? The boobs are more prominent and our instincts cause us to look at them to see if she will be good for child bearing.

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Skinny or curvy? Curvy anyday.

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What should you do if a skunk walks right in front of you while you're sitting on the stairs of your porch? Let it walk. You don't want to scare it, or you'll regret it.

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Salted or unsalted butter? What's your personal preference? Salted.

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This question is for the men out there. What part of a womans body do you notice first? From behind her bum. From the front her face.

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2 days ago my friend took 20 paracetamol as a suicide attempt. Will she die? She was sick but didnt throw up now she has pains in her upper abdomen. Please help! She will not die. Not for just taking 20. And she threw up as well, which helps a lot.

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Whats the one gadget in your Kitchen you can't live without...? Kettle for boiling the water for my tea.

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Can you use the word "Euphoria" in a sentence please? The euphoria in the football stadium was so intense.

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Do you like hugs from the opposite sex? I love them.

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What would I do without you? You would enjoy your freedom.

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Do you go to the mall to watch strangers? Yes I sometimes like to sit on a seat in a busy area and watch people going about their business. Wondering where they are going/been things like that. I find it quite relaxing.

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If someone was trying to tell you how you should live your life how would you react (for example, telling you you should be a vegetarian) One of the things that really annoys me is someone telling me how I should live my life. I think it's ignorant and people shouldn't say anything like this to someone unless they are asked.

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Are you using any tobacco product right now? what? Golden Virginia.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear: "California" "Here I come"

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I think I might be bisexual, what do I do? Have a threesome.

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed? Switch the damn annoying alarm clock off.

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Why don't dogs ever step in dog poo? My dog doesn't tread in her poo or any other dogs poo. She hates dog poo. Hates her own. When out I can tell when she's near some because she does a wide birth around it. She smells it well before she see's it.

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Do you let your dog on the couch? No! Never! A dogs place is on the floor. She is bottom of the pack. Higher members of the pack sit and sleep in higher places. If we let her up, she will think she has moved up in the ranking. Not a good thing to allow.

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How did you celebrate your 21st birthday? Went to a Chinese restaurant with a few friends.

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Besides "Say Cheese", What is something someone might say to get you to smile for the camera? To get them to genuinely smile I would tell them I just shit my pants. Works all the time and gets great results.

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Other than Crime - name something associated with Kojak...? Stavros

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Name a Sport where a Guy protects part of their Body...? Cricket.

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Desktop or laptop? Why? A desktop. The laptop is in a cupboard somewhere collecting dust.

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What's your favorite Olympic sport? Gymnastics.

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Can you easily tolerate silence. I love silence.

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What is another name for "husband" OR "wife"? Ball & Chain (Wife) Lazy good for nothing impotent, dopey, one tracked mind, imbecile, fat troll of an excuse for a man. (Husband)

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What is there not enough time to do? Sleep.

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Is your bathroom on the ground floor, first floor or other? The bathroom is upstairs. And we have a toilet downstairs too.

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Has your "circle of friends" gotten smaller? It has! It's narrowed down from 1 to 0.

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Do you like the cake or the icing better? The cake.

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Why am I surprised..... Because you don't expect too much :)

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Are you over the age of 18, for real? No. I'm lying :-/

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Alcohol is BANNED - what are you going to Drink instead...? Tea! I don't drink anyway. It can be banned I wouldn't care at all.

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Why do you need credit card? I don't need one. I have a couple and have never used them. No point in spending money which isn't mine. If I want something I will save up for it. In fact if I ever need money in an emergency it's always there because I save. Credit can be a scourge to those that don't know how to use them. We got by before they became popular and we could still get by without them now.

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Why do people thing that it's wrong for a 12 1/2 year old to date her 16 year old best friend but it's okay for a 18 year old to date someone at 23 and they've just recently met? Because a 12 year old is still a little girl just going into the onset of puberty. She's a child and doesn't need to have the stress of a relationship whilst all her hormones are raging through her body.

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Do you ever walk around the house naked when someone's/no one's there? All the time.

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How far from the Woods do you live...? Quarter of a mile.

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What would all of you smokers do if they just stopped making cigarettes? How would you cope? I would just have to stop. Simple as that.

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What color comes to mind when you think of friday? Hmmmmmm! A synesthesia question. I don't think of an exact colour. I see Monday as a very dark shade of gray and as the week progresses the days become a lighter shade of gray. So Friday is a light gray day.

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Why is lying morally wrong? Lying isn't always morally wrong. For example, if some men burst into my house and wanted to rape my wife demanding me to tell them where she was. I would lie and tell them I didn't know. No morals being broken there.

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Do you ever walk around the house when someone's/no one's there? Eh! I always walk around my house regardless of who's there or not!?

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My mom talks constantly & seldom give others a chance to talk, is she just rude or could this be part of mental disorder? Most likely lacking confidence. She is doing this to boost her confidence IMHO.

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If god so loved the world, why would he send everyone to hell that doesnt believe in him? Don't worry! He won't send everyone to hell.

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How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt? Hide her whiskey.

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An eye for ________ makes the whole world ________. women makes the whole world a much better place.

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Do you drink to get drunk or to get a buzz? When I drank I drank to get drunk. I realised one day this was very silly. Tried to pace myself it didn't work. So decided to stop completely. My liver and brain are very happy now.

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How far from your childhood home do you live? Over 400 miles.

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Why is there such a stigma around the word, 'socialism'? Because a lot of people don't know what it is. Or they think it's communism. Americans especially don't understand it. The majority of countries in Europe have socialist governments. Including the UK. When was the last time you heard of the UK oppressing it's people?

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Do you like your nose? I've never liked or disliked it. A lot of ladies tell me they love my nose. Especially Chinese ladies. Apparently a man having a big nose is considered sexy by the women in that country. I really must go and visit it one day :)

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Has anyone ever got you drunk/intoxicated deliberately? My older brother and sister got me smashed when I was 13. My mum wasn't pleased about it at all. They on the other hand thought it was great giving me weird concoctions which they were making up as they went along. I ended up passing out puking in my bed, having my head shoved under a cold water tap, and finally put to rest in my brothers bed. Waking up the next day, wondering why I was in...

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Why isn't the sky green? Because it's blue.

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Name 1 thing you write on Toilet walls!

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Do u believe the Saying "There is somone for everyone " when it comes to love? I do. But finding that someone is a different matter all together.

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Do you let your kids drink coffee? Not at a young age no. No tea either.

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Would you name your child Phoenix? No.

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Would you tell a new s/o the details of your past relationships? If they asked yes. And most of them have asked.

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Would you ever forgive your s/o for cheating? If it was for no apparent reason no. If it was because she felt neglected and unloved and I was being an arsehole then possibly.

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You are an employer or long time employee. A new person comes on the job and the first thing they ask is "When's my break?" What would be your thoughts on this person? Slacker.

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What would happen if I ate my poop? It would put hairs on your chest.

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If you could buy a car with any kind of special function, what would the function be? Ejector seat in the front passenger side for annoying passengers.

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Who sang sexy eyes Dr Hook

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Which would worry you more: if you gained 20 lbs in a month or lost 20 lbs in a month? Losing 20. Losing that much with no change in lifestyle is a sign something is wrong.

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What is your honest opinion of mothers breastfeeding their kids past the age of 2-3yrs of age? I have seen a 4 year old climb up for a 'drink' on a moms lap. It is called extended breastfeeding. My honest opinion is I think it's a tad odd. But it's up to them what they do really isn't it.

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Do you ever "check" yourself out in the mirror? (I don't mean naked) If there's one around yes.

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What is one law that should be grounds for having your hand cut off in the US? Over indulging on burgers.

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What was the reason that you were last in court? None payment of a fine.

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Why should there be any homeless people? If they are poor, they should get a job. If they are crazy, they should be in an institution. Believe it or not. A lot of homeless people prefer to be homeless.

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Have you ever watched a movie before going to bed, and then dream about it? I did last night, I watched 'Dirty Dancing' I have yes. Not just movies but other programs as well.

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What u will do if any boy r trying to rape a girl in front of you? I would hit the person so hard in the hope it would knock them out or kill them.

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Do you want to cheat on you S/O? I have thought about it occasionally but then think of all the hurt it would cause. Plus I still love my wife and don't see the point.

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What would you do if you were standing behind a movie star at a grocery store check out and they pulled out a bunch of coupons? Nothing.

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If you could change your age what would it be? 18-22 I would like to go back to.

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Did you have a nice day at work? It's been a good day. It's my day off :)

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Is there somewhere near where you live where they could make a movie called "Scumbag Millionaire"? In my own back garden.

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You answer the Questions on AB Because _______________? I have nothing better to do.

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Women get breast implants to improve their self esteem - what if men got bigger sacks of balls? Would that make them more attractive? Men DO get bigger sacks! just google it and see.

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Would you "do" Beyonce if you had the chance? Listen at my age, I'd "do" Beyonce's mother.

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What is the sexiest thing a girl can do for a guy? Make him a cup of tea and wash the dishes.

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What nick name would you give yourself? Flabulous.

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If you were offered a free weekend a five star hotel with the the catch being that your room recently was the location of a murder/suicide/death would you take the offer? Yes.

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Am I just being a d!ck when I correct people's spelling and use of malapropisms in a smart-alecky way, or are we genuinely in danger of losing the language because of laziness and lack of education? You're being a dick.

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Attention believers: What evidence convinced you of God's existence? The impossible being done when I prayed.

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Do you call it liquor store, or package store? Off licence.

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What does alcohol do to you? Makes you fall over.

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Did you know Taco Bell uses "Grade D" meat? Wow! Much better than what I thought they used.

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What would you do if you was on public transport and started having a coughing fit due to someones strong perfume and you could'nt get off the vehicle or move away? Just put up with my coughing, until she or I got off. This is one of the dangers of riding on public transport.

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Do you own an umberella? No.

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What is your height? 5'9 in the morning and 5'8 at night.

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You know you come from a farm /or the countryside when _________________ . when a tractor runs over your head.

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What came before the beginning? Pre-beginning.

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Who would you like to throw Green Custard over...? The stupid woman who threw it over Peter Mendelson.

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What scent makes you think of your childhood home? Horse manure.

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What would be the reasonable age for a girl to start having sex? If it's my daughter 99. Anyone else's when they reach the age of consent.

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When you are waiting on something important, what is worse: knowing it will take a long time, or not knowing how long it will take at all? It depends. If it's something exciting or good, you are waiting for and know how long it will take it can be very frustrating, cos one wishes time would hurry up. For me personally not knowing how long something will take doesn't bother me. There's no point in getting frustrated for something I have no clue as to when it will transpire.

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Baby boys names? Whats your favourite & why? Keith.

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How many soccer players are in a team Eleven.

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Should I marry a convicted felon? If you want to, why not. It's your life.

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Your on your first sleep over with a new partener, they go off to the bathroom and shout to you to come and help they have taken out their lenses and have forgot their glasses cant see a thing what would you do, you never relised they wore glasses or lens Laugh and help her find her lenses.

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Are you confused. All the time.

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Can i wear a dress shirt with the top button buttoned up without a tie to a job interview? If your going to not wear a tie I would suggest leaving the top button undone.

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What are the three smartest animals on earth? Dogs, dolphins and elephants.

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How long can milk be in a cup out of the refrigerator before you should throw it away? When new life starts to manifest itself.

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You know you are skinny when...? Dogs pee up your leg cos you've stood around too long and they think you are a lamp-post.

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What is the name of any "herb"? Origano.

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Live worms have been found in Hersey's chocolate bars(CNN news).Is it time to start watching the chocolate we eat? Yummy! Maybe it's a new brand?

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Can you compare yourself to a banana? I can only compare a part of myself to a banana and it's a big part.

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Am I going insane or does everyone look the same these days? You must be living in a small town!!!!!

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Does a gay-dar actually exist? my friend (a lesbian) can always tell which other people are gay, and i would have never guessed! Can only gay people tell who is and isnt? It does in me. I can spot a gay man a mile off. Hmmmm maybe I'm a latent homosexual??!

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Do you enjoy going to the toilet? When I'm extremely desperate damn right I do :)

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...can you hear the wind "howling" outside your window?... It's not the wind. It's my mother in-law howling to be let back in.

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How do you get better at telling stories? Relax and tell it naturally and exactly how it is.

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Aim High at the "moon" but if u miss the Aim then "_____________". Catch onto something on the way down.

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Humans love to ________________ Eat honey bees nests.

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Did your parents talk to you about "sex" too late? My parent NEVER spoke about sex with me. The only loose reference she ever gave was when she told me about the girls that give "it" very easily. I think she was lying about these girls cos I searched high and low for them and never ever found one. *sigh*

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Why do people become less liberal on average as they get older? Because they are wiser.

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Someone just stole your wife or husband. What does the ransom note say? I don't care what it says. Am not going to read it. They can keep her. :)

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When was the last time you got beaten up by your parents? I think the last time was when I was 13. It was just my mum wading into me though.

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Which tastes better? Putting your foot in your mouth, or eating crow? Putting someone elses foot in your mouth tastes WAY better than ones own foot or the crow.

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Will God punish me for being an atheist? No.

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Who is your favourite video game heroine? Lara Croft

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Why doesn't anybody go bald "down there"? I am voluntarily bald down there. To answer your question pubes are more important than the hair on ones head. The pubes help catch the smell which attracted the opposite member of sex, thousands of years ago.

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What would be your first reaction if you saw a camera in your room monitoring your every movement? I would start performing better!!!

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Would you walk across the back of a crocodiles back in your high heels on a Monday to prove your love? I would run across broken glass in bare feet being chased by a tiger to prove my love. I've already done the croc thing and it was no biggy.

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Do you know any drug addicts? A few. Some are OK but others I wouldn't trust at all. Even though they give the impression they are trustable.

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Should a 14 year old care about wht her parents think of her 17 year old boyfriend if she's IN love with him? Yes she damn well should. They know better than her. She is still a child and so is the 17 year old.

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Who is perfect? Me.

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So, I bet you can't guess what happened while I was out for a drive, Would you like to try? You took your neighbours car instead.

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Who would win in a Biatch-fest between Joan Rivers and Judge Judy...? Judge Judy with out a doubt.

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Would you see the upcoming Star Trek movie in May? The trailer attached to Watchmen looked awesome! I would and will. I don't even have to watch the trailer either. I love ST.

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What item would you like to see become buy one get one free? An elephant.

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Who's got your back? My little Imp

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If I was a random stranger, walked up to you and stared at you for about 5 seconds, twitched, dropped my wallet(without realizing), then walked away, what would your reaction be? Would you still try to return it? Of course.

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When was your last " moment of clarity"? What suddenly became clear? Last November.

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What's better than money? More money.

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Do you know of anybody on here who has a serious screw loose? I know I do. I can't vouch for anyone else though.

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How much energy do plugged-in computers and other devices actually use when they're switched off? Nothing.

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Would you stay with someone if they had major trust issues.and constantly distrust you and ask u questions and acuse you day in day out about cheating on them? Never ever in a million years.

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What is the best time of year to visit NYC? The best time really is when you can afford it. The prices for rooms in NYC keep changing all the time. You may spend $200 for one day and the next day it's $350. My wife and I have picked a week where the price of the room is the same every day. This week falls at the end of August. So that is the time we will go. If money isn't a concern then go anytime, but if it is like it is for...

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What the!!!! Where the heck did that come from!? My dogs bum! Sorry! *bad girl*

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How would you describe the German female swim team? Wunderlich!

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Who's that Looking through your Window!...? It's my mother in-law. I locked her out cos she wouldn't shut up.

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What was the most boring job you've ever suffered through? Hotel porter. It was the most boring mind numbing job I ever had. I used to go and sleep in a cupboard I had the keys to, just to while away the time. If anyone needed me, my pager would go off. So no chance of ever being caught. This is the only job I have ever slept on and it was TOTALLY justified IMHO.

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That was a great night! Did you enjoy it? It was OK but I think the horse was too heavy for the bed! What do you think?

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If you were a car/truck/bus/whatever what would your make and model be? A Robin Reliant.............

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What are you made of? i.e. sugar and spice.... Salt & Monosodium Glutomate.

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Why can't I untie my shoe laces? Because you have no hands?

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Name something that ends in E Desire.

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When hit in the nuts, does holding your balls take the pain away or something? The reason why we hold them is to check they haven't been flattened or kicked out of place. You didn't know this???

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What brand of computer are you using right now? Fujitsu Siemens.

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What do you have now that you didn't have when you were 18? Freedom.

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If you've got the ______ I've got the _______. hippo dung.........bucket.

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Why do we all try to beat the tax man? Cos he's mean and greedy. And beating him with something is very theraputic.

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The last time you used a phone (to talk not to text),did you call someone or did you recieve a call? I called someone. It was my oldest son, asking him to remind his mum to get me something. I tried to call her but she didn't answer as usual.

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How much money would someone have to pay you to sleep in a dumpster overnight? You mean I could get payed for doing this!?!?!?!?

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Why is it that bugs don't crawl into my ears when I sleep? Because,,,,,,,,,even bugs have standards!

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What is the name of any word beginning with the letter "Q"? Quintessentially. "Quintessential - representing the perfect example of a class or quality"

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What's in your thoughts today? Edinburgh and New York is somewhere in the turmoil of my mind.

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Can a female give it to another female Only if the other female wants it.

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Have you ever ran from the cops and got away? A long time ago yes! Me and a friend managed to get away.

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Do you like Sarah Palin's glasses? She looks really good on them!

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Can you describe the worst boss you ever worked for in as few words as possible? Satan's sidekick.

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What goes through your mind when I say marriage? The funeral march by Chopin.................

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Does your home have hardwood or carpet? Which do you prefer? Hardwood downstairs carpet upstairs. This is what I prefer for my home.

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When do you feel most uncomfortable at a social gathering? When I've forgotten to put some clothes on.

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Who has the worst handwritting in your family? Me! My handwriting is awful! Want to see............

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Name something that you get better at doing, with age? Dribbling.

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What were you afraid of as a child that seems silly to you now? I was afraid of the Goodyear Blimp! The toilet.

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Have you ever played Volleyball? Yes! And for a change I was good at it. Especially enjoyed playing with the females :)

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What comes to mind when I say Florida? Tourist muggings in Miami.

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What would you say/do if I was pregnant, and it's your's!? I'd laugh at you and tell you not so be so stupid. I may be desperate but I aint THAT desperate!!!

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What was the last thing that made you vomit or feel nauseous? I have no idea. All I know is I woke up about a week ago and wanted to throw up. But I couldn't. I felt like that for hours. I ended up taking the day off work. I was retching so much I hurt my stomach. It felt sore for 4-5 days after.

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Never put anything smaller than your _____ in your ear? Ardvark.

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What is an occupation that might have clients? An undertaker.

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What is something that you keep in your car that doesn't have a thing to do with automobiles? My mother in-law. She's in the boot.

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While walking in the woods, have you ever seen a coyote? No! There aren't any coyotes here in the UK.

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I say tomato. You say__________? Barnacles.

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Who here hates me? Who cares?

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Are you getting tired of Reality TV shows yet? I've never watched any of them. So I'm not even sure what you're talking about.

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You really don't know someone until ___________ You've had a sneaky look in their underwear draw.

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I need help staying awake, will you help me? :( No. Go to sleep.

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What was the last thing that you picked up from a motel? Bed bugs.

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Can you name some things in the room your in right now? A piano, dog bed,and a portable TV are some of the things in here.

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Is your company giving you a raise this year? I don't think so, as I got one last year.

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Have you ever stalked an Ex? Never!

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If red haired people are called redheads why aren't black haired people called blackheads? Because there's no such thing as a natural black haired western person.

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Do any of you have trouble raising your voice? If so, do you know why that is? WHAT?

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What do you enjoy watching on the television For the past few months I've been hooked on the Military Channel! Particularly documentaries about WW1 & WW2.

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How should I celebrate St. Patrick's Day in 2009? Have a Guinness.

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Where do you go when you need to get away from home and just recharge? Out in the country.

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If god created man in his own image , who created women? Woman was created from one of the mans ribs.

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Are you drunk No. Are you?

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...what is the distance of the nearest liquor store from your house? 150 foot

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Why married men feel that another women look better than his wife? Too much of a good thing. All good things come to an end. There's no harm in looking. It doesn't hurt anyone. But crossing the line and going with someone else is very wrong and would be extremely hurtful to ones spouse.

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Whiskey. with mix or without? I drink it straight. I don't drink it at all. It's vile!

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What is a word that contains the word "fire"? Fire-wire. (Video PC connection)

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Should the US discontinue all foreign economic aid? All it gets is criticism in return anyway. I ask myself the very same question! Here are my thoughts on it in another question http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5766049

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What do the leaders of the world know that we don't? They know who the illuminati are!!!!!!

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When guidance becomes control in a church/fellowship, the church is no longer church but a cult. Do you agree? Agree.

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What is your favorite type of Root Beer? What is root beer? What's it made of?

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Why do most people hate christians? I don't hate christians I used to be one. I just hate to see them in such a deluded and bigoted state of mind like I used to be.

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Name something that a woman might leave a lipstick stain on? The postman's right nipple.

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Should the US discontinue all foreign economic aid? All it gets is criticism in return anyway. I think all major countries should reconsider the aid they are giving out to other countries. I heard something so ludicrous the other day. India is starting a 1.7 billion pound space program yet we in the UK are giving them 1 billion pounds in aid. Also China now one of the richest countries in the world receives hundreds of thousands of pounds from the UK in aid. Something seriously...

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Are you prepared to take all Life throws at you...? I have no choice. I have to be prepared. How I handle it is a different matter though.

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Why did God make it so the Tree of Life was even capable of making Adam & Eve sin in the first place? It's all about free will. The tree of life didn't make them sin. They made themselves sin. God wanted man to have free will and to make a choice. He didn't want us to be automatons. Would you want to be one? You have free will. They had the decision from right or wrong. They chose to do the wrong thing. Doing the wrong thing has consequences. Be thankful you know how to make a...

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Men: If you were on a bus full of gay men would you get off? Ladies: If you were on a bus full of gay women would you get off? No! And how would I know if they were all gay in the first place? Unless I would be stereotyping! Which I try not to do.

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What are your thoughts on breastfeeding? I think it's great. Whip em out whenever they like I say.

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If the baby sucks on her left thumb, will she be left handed? (3 mo. old) All babies are ambidextrous when they are born. You will only have a better idea when the baby gets older, as to which hand will be the dominant one. So I wouldn't read anything into it until she is older.

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Do you sing when you are showering? No. I have a bath/shower in the early hours of the morning, when my family are sleeping. I don't think they would appreciate it.

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I love to ____ off before I go to church. cut my intelligence

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What do you usually order at McDonalds? Gastroenteritis?

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What is in the the middle drawer of your dresser? Socks, passport's train tickets (to Edinburgh) and a tie.

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What race are you and what race you prefer your life partner to be? I'm English and my wife is Scottish. It wouldn't matter to me what race she was at all. Any woman for that matter her race wouldn't be paramount in my relationship or feelings for her.

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What/who comes to mind when I say stupidity? George W Bush.

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Banana pudding or chocolate pudding? Chocolate. Yummylicious!!!!!!

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Do you buy toys for your bird and if so how often? I've only ever bought a couple, but she still sometimes uses them when I'm not around or to add to the bedroom fun.

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When push comes to shove, is it O.K. to use violence towards another to protect the things and people you hold dear? If all else fails, YES!

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Should men propose to women? If they want to. Why not? And if the woman wants to, again, why not?

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Has anyone ever hacked into your Computer...? Never!

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You scare me. (What did you do?) I showed you your reflection in a mirror.

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Guys: If you were with a new girlfriend and she saw you naked and gave you a hand job. but said she would do nothing more because you were uncercumsised what would you do are say to her? "If you get circumcised then I'll get circumcised. Deal?

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Do you pick up a penny if you see it on the street? Or do you leave them on the store counter when you shop? Every single penny I have seen in the street, I have picked up and kept. "Pennies turn into pounds" is something my mother always said.

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Are there dogs in heaven? I hope not, I saw enough of my ex down here, I certainly don't want to see her up there, or I aint going.

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The SWAT team is outside your house. What did you do? (humor) Squashed an insect!!

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When faced with an emergency situation, the "first" rule to remember is to Panic like crazy.

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Do you like to eat liver? I have and it tastes lovely. Kidney's too.

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What is something you should NEVER EVER do? Shout "I have a bomb" at an airport.

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Should straight people have special rights if gay people have gay rights? Why or why not? Yes! Cos we are losing our rights.

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We haven't been attacked since 9/11/01. Does George W. Bush deserve the credit, he implicitly claimed, for what hasn't happened? Was it terrorists that attacked the World Trade Centre?

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What is you favorite involuntary response? A hard-on.

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Star wars, Star trek, who cares? I care! Star Trek any day.

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Do you think 'sex' is over flooding America today? Does it bother you to see it every where you look? I really cant't wait to go to America now if this is the case!!!!!!!

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If you could pick the White House or the Playboy Mansion to spend the night in, which would you pick? White House and have a ciggie with Obama while discussing his plans for America and the world.

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Your views?Husband shouting at wife in public? As bad as a wife shouting at her husband in public.

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American beds are wider than European beds. What do you think of that? I think that's good. Cos I'll be going to America at the end of August this year. I was scared their beds may be smaller than our beds.

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I hate my roommate because of the things she does but I think she'd be more tolerable if she wasn't such a fat troll. Is this shallow of me? No! Very truthful and honest of you. You know the situation you're in, none of us can really make judgments on the basis of your question. I hope you get your training finished soon, so you can move on.

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On a scale of 1-10, how good of a driver are you? 10++++++

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Which would you give up chocolate, tv or sex? Sex.

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Do you use a kettle or microwave for your tea? I use a kettle to boil the water for my tea. If the tea has gone cold, I use the micro to re-heat it.

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Who was the last Englishman to be imprisoned in The Tower of London? The last two that are named were the Kray Twins. They were held there amongst other prisoners for failing to do their national service.

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Fill in the Blank: Will work for____________? getting all of the illegal immigrants out of the UK.

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This is hilarious. Do you agree? Yes! I agree.

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What if a guy tells you your the love of his life but, you have only been together for 2 years? Listen! Someone can become the love of someones life within seconds. Time doesn't matter when it comes to powerful attraction. If says you are the love of his life accept it and enjoy it.

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Does it bother you a lot when you aren't able to physically comfort your friends? No it doesn't bother me.

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Guys or gals, a woman dressed in a man's dress shirt with sleeves rolled up with nothing on underneath. Hot or not? I think she would be feeling quite cool actually.

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If someone quotes large passages from the bible to answer your question, what do you think? "YAWN"

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Did you grow up with a Mother or Father that was older than an average parent? If so did it bother you or make a difference to you? My mum was way older than the average parent in my neighbourhood. It did bother me. I used to wish she was the same age as them. She was about a decade older than most of the other mums. I felt she was very old fashioned compared to the others. My father was about a decade older too, but he died when I was very young. Strange thing is, none of the other kids ever commented on her being an old...

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When you were a kid what book did you read that has stayed with you? Mine was Peach Tree Island. A biography about Lenin.

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Do you find it a turn off when a guy/girl knows they are attractive & very good looking & show off? I do yes!

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How often do you lick your lips? It's boring licking ones own lips. I prefer to lick other peoples lips!!!!!!

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What is it your Grandma taught you that will stay with you forever? Don't pee myself too much or I would smell like her.

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If you had to choose to be a cat or a dog which would you choose? Dog!

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Anyone have a really great recipe for rice pudding? Rice, milk and sugar.

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Can you describe your cell phone in one word? Thin.

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Can you discribe your Grandma in one word? Hairy.

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I'm doing something involving a car battery some jumpercables, a turkey, a swedish nurse, two lesbians, a frat guy, some electrical tape, a bottle of chocolate sauce and a RC-Car. Are you in? I'm in! Zap me with them cables and let that nurse do something with the chocolate sauce.

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When do you feel the safest:with your friends or your parents? When I'm at home and the doors are locked.

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You are screwed if ______? The farmer catches you with his sheep.

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My parents dont understand.Im bi-polar 1 and they say im making it all up it's all in my head and id be fine without medicine- please help! They are right......it IS all in your head. But with this illness I would listen to your doctor/shrink when it comes to what to do to help you feel better.

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What is the greatest thing that happened to you? Going to see a band in April I've been waiting to see for over 29 years. They split up in the 80's and have got back together for a mini tour. Also going to New York in August this year. Both these things I have always wanted to do.

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What should I look for in diamond jewelry? Diamonds?

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What should i do if wife is angry? Lock her in a cupboard until she calms down.

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<-----------Am I not cuteness? I am here to ask the question, why is it okay for a poodle to hump a persons leg but not the mighty werewolf? Because the werewolf might "rip you a new one"

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What do you prefer for a partner? American, Asian or others it depends on what takes her fancy at that time. It could me Asian, black, Indian, the list goes on. As long as she's happy, then I am.

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I am thinking about adopting a chihuahua from my local rescue shelter. The problem is, I am working crazy hours. Should I rescue this little guy if it means he will be alone for long stretches of time? No.

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How hard could it be? Depends on how you stroke it.

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What would you be willing to sacrifice now to save your municipal, county, state and federal governments money in hopes of staving off another Great Depression? My mother in-law.

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What is the one thing you DO NOT tolerate in a relationship? The horse.

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What do you do when a friend shatters your heart? Kick them where it hurts.

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How do i delete a scene in my movie in Windows Movie Maker? The only options are "trim beggining" and "trim end"...what can i do? =/ Hold left click and drag your mouse pointer over the part you wish to delete. Then right click and choose remove or delete.

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How much is the normal cost for a prolapsed colon. You can get them for free.

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On a scale of 1-10 how good do you look naked? -1

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Who is the biggest bi*ch that you know of? My dog.

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Who do you think is the biggest disgrace to your race? We don't change our underwear very often.

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What are two secrets a wife should know about her husband? He likes to masturbate to porn when she's not around, and he has a secret bank account "just in case".

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What Do People Label You? Because they forget who I am!!!!

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Why dose my dog eat her own poo? Your dog eats it because there is undigested food in it. Remember. Dog's have a brilliant sense of smell. They rely on their sense of smell more than any other of their senses. They can hone in on the tiniest bit of food that's lying around. Hearing comes second, sight and taste last. This is due to dogs having a poor sense of taste. Your dog may not be digesting his food fully. You...

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Do you wear vibrant colors to suggest your vibrant yourself I wear them because I'm an attention seeking freak.

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Today is my birthday. Did you get me that thing I was hoping for? Yes yes don't fret, I got you the green gimp suit.

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Name something that starts with the letter D? Besides Damn. Detoxification.

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What is the worst thing a man can say to a woman on their wedding day? I used to be a woman.

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What do you do during a snow storm? Anything fun? I like to bury my mother in-law.

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Why wives don't like husband's female friends? I think her like/dislike would depend on how she see's the way he interacts with them. Same thing goes for men and their wives male friends too.

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What's Your Most Attractive Quality? The huge gap in my front teeth.

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Is there anything that cannot be improved? My good looks and fantastic personality.

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Are you afraid of meeting new people that are very proper, or richer? Not at all. I love meeting my own kind!

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Does a girl like me when, at a party and her boyfriend is there but she talks to me instead for solid 30 mins just us two and she is completely sober and she is givin me the eye all night She may have been sober, but you were probably drunk to think that.

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Can u please pass the _____________. Pelican.

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If I told you I had just "accidentally" set your couch on fire would you be mad at me?...(You might want to go look before you answer this question...sorry) No I wouldn't be angry with you. Especially after me setting you head on fire accidently. Live and let live I say!!!!!!!!

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Do you think I'm setting myself up for disaster later on in life if all I do now is just have random flings with guys? As long as your careful and sensible no I don't. If you finally decide to settle down, you may find your partner can't handle your past. But then that's their fault and not yours. Enjoy what you do. It's your life.

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Should I be happy if I at 32 get asked for ID when buying a bottle of wine (the legal age being 18)? Sorry to throw water on your fire, but a lot of shop staff ask for proof of ID no matter how old you look. It is a bit silly when an obvious 80 year old gets asked, but this is their way of doing it these days so absolutely no minors get sold booze or fags. Not that this woks but that's the way they are doing it now.

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How do you know she's a witch? Because she is my ex.

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On my laptop how do i access PLAIN pages for writing essays and printing them? If you really want plain use notepad.

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I know someone with the strangest nickname. It's _____________. Whanhunglo

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Name a pop song with a colour in it 99 red balloons

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I will put my question another way...How come when I ask a normal question I get Down Rated.....eh!? That's life in the world of AB.

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I'm hiding something behind my back, can you guess what it is? An adult hippo?

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say: Boom Chacka Laca, Boom Chacka Laca? Custard.

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I have a troll who follows me around AB and DR's me on just about anything I amswer. I have decided it's time to give my troll a name but I need some ideas. Got any good names for my troll? I see you have what appears to be one random DR. The others are on your answer in a political question. This type of question can bring a lot of DR's to a persons answer, due to the downraters opinions. I would name you troll "None Existent" as it appears you don't have one.

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I have a Sony handycam DCR-TRV38. It's about 6 years old. I also have two new computers; an IMac and a Macbook. I want to transfer my video to my computer so I can burn the content to DVD. How can I do this? Your camera should have a firewire socket. You need to make sure you PC also has one. If they do then you can transfer them via a firewire cable. Which should have come with your cam. If it didn't they are quite cheap. If you have all what's necessary, then your ready to transfer.

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Why do people make "assumptions" (which are very often, false) instead of asking further questions to "know"? Because society and it's gossips would prefer to believe the false rumour rather than the real truth.

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What makes people insecure? Their own way of thinking.

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Whats the question if APPLES the answer? What can you hide in your vagina?

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Are you getting enough attention or is it way too much for your liking? I sometimes would like more attention, but for some silly reason when I do get it I don't like it.

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Have you gone bonkers? I've been bonkers which was awful and sometimes I think I'm going bonkers again.

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Is your underwear so expensive, its on your list of things to save in case of a fire? My underwear would be glad to stay and burn compared to being wrapped round my genital/anus area. They would jump into the flames on their own before I could grab them.

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Would you give up your seat to anybody or just whoever you felt like? Not anybody. Usually old people, women and disabled people.

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If the world stopped spinning on its axis, how much heavier would we become? We wouldn't become any heavier. We be launched into space.

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Today is a ground blizzard here: have you ever experienced "white out" conditions in a blizzard? I have indeed. It was so bad, I found it very difficult to find my way home after walking to the shop. Home was only 5 minutes away. It took me about 15-20 minutes to get there during the blizzard.

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Why do some people seem to have a problem with vegetarians? Are there really a lot of vegetarians who try to convert people or is that just an exaggeration? It's unfortunate but all the vegetarians I know, do tend to preach about it an awful lot. I personally no longer have a problem with their attitude. I stopped arguing with them a long long time ago.

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Do feel better when your in a lighted room? Depends who or what's in there with me?

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Who do you love in your world? Wife, children and dog.

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Would you say you agree or disagree with this woman? (Link included) Well I agree with most of what she said about men. And I'm a man. That was a very intuitive piece of comedy from that woman.

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What makes your current s/o so different from your ex? I'm with her and not with my ex.

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What does "good" taste like? Chocolate.

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_______________ makes no sense! My mother in-law....

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Do u want to become a celebrity? No. I already am :)

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What was the last thing you bought for someone else? I bought a holiday in New York for my wife.

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How many redheads do you know? A lot. Two of them are my children.

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Is love is everything it's cracked up to be? Not really.

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Does the world really need you? I don't know and I really don't care. I'm here and I'll get on with life.

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Can you give me the name of a named classical music piece whose name begins with the letter V? Venus from the Planets by Holst.

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What is the worst ohysical pain you have ever felt, and what caused it? When I broke both my feet at the same time.

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What is a good gift for my gf? Leave her?

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HOW CAN I QUICKLY TAKE THE CARBONATION OUT OF FLAVORED CARBONATED WATER? Leave it open and standing over night. That will get rid of the carbonation.

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I slept with my new guy last nite and he was rock hard without even coming near me,he needed no help at all!is this a good sign?does he really like me?should i be flattered? Not really! He's a guy! Guy's get rock hard any time any place, at the slightest thing. Just accept it's there and have fun with it.

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What are words associated with the Boy Scouts? Paedophile heaven.

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Why do bagels have a hole in the middle? Because the hole isn't on the outside!!

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Do you think it's time for Pamela Anderson to put more clothing on? No! Why? It's her body she can dress how she likes. What's it got to do with you or me?

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What's was worst thing about being single for you? I had to do a lot of "D.I.Y"

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Are you a "tough guy"? I think I am, but others know I'm not!

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What television personalities will you simply not watch? Most of them.

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We are (human being) the luckiest in the world, because we can think, dream, but still some of us were not happy? why? Cos other human beings mess it up for us.

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Anyone that knows you can say that you are _______. Can you fill the rest of it in? a fat slob.

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Complete: I'm in the mood for __________________? yodeling on a mountain top.

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Do you know any empowering break up songs? The more ideas the better! Midge Ure's "No Regrets.............

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Why is it so hard to get concert tickets in the first two rows, anytime i try to buy a ticket online they always start off with me in the nosebleed section Ticket touts. Buy them up.

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How can people, especially women, be allergic to condoms? Because they are made of rubber. Many people not just women are allergic to rubber.

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What do you believe God thinks of you? He looks at forlornly and thinks "that's my boy".

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Is whiskey Irish or Scottish? It can be both. But both taste like crap!

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Cats, birds, or dogs? Yes.

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You got something on your lip right there. Got it! What was it btw? My nose!

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What animals have you personally fed? I gave my mother in-law a biscuit once.

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If the truth hurts, ___________________ no need to slap them in the face.

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Do you believe God loves you as you are? Yes and He loves me in his won unique way different to the way he loves anyone else. My own personal relationship with his is also different to anyone else's. My relationship with him is unique and not a cloned relationship that is the same as everyone else's or the same as a pastor of a church I may attend.

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Does anyone know how to win the lottery? You have to start doing it first!

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Do you secretly like the people you say you hate? No.

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Why are socialist programs labeled as free when they aren't? People have to pay taxes for them so they aren't free. Of course it's payed for by the tax payer! But if every working person is paying tax towards say for instance free health care, they are paying far far less than someone who would be paying medical insurance. No it isn't free. But it is accessable by all for any medical condition. At any time and when ever they like. Also there are no limits to the health care you receive. Where as...

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Is your life on the 'UP' side right now or the 'DOWN' side right now? Up. I will be going to see a band in concert after waiting 29 years to see them in April. Then at the end of August I will be going to New York from here in the UK. Two ambitions of mine being fulfilled in less than a year :)

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Imagine there is lives in our galaxy( outer space) technically more advanced, peaceful/ friendly in nature and contacting us? What will happen? They would see we would probably be a scourge to the galaxy just like we have been to our own planet and euthanase us all. Protecting all the other races from us.

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Excuse me sir/madame, you dropped your _______. What did you drop? Testicles.

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What can cause a teenager to become Obese The bad parents that don't give a shit what and how much their child eats.

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Fish and chips, anyone? Yes. Plenty salt an vinegar too please :)

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Sushi is ...................................! a Japanese fish delicacy which is overrated and overpriced.

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Complete this sentence: Nothing beats my mom's _______ .........big knickers.

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Finish the sentence: I hate it when people ask............. if i know when the next universal paradox will occur.

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What happens to people after death? My wife will collect the insurance and go on holiday to find a younger more well endowed man.

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What does it mean when a girl starts adjusting her clothes, playing with her hair,tries to get close to me, and starts staring at me whenever I am around? Is it love or am I just imagining things. PLEASE RESPOND. THX classic sign of fleas pal.

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Do you thank your partner when they help with household and gardening chores? No! But I do let her out in the garden for half an hour if she does a good job.

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I want a new email address. Can you think of one that has the word cupcakes in it? jiggly-cupcakes

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What could you say to encourage a friend who wasnt feeling good about themselves? Snap out of it!

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What is my IP address? Go to this website. It will tell you http://whatismyip.com/

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What is something with a 'gap?' The space where my brain should be.

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Have you ever found that one of your "best" friends turn out to not be that great of a friend? Quite often. It's best not to have any friends to avoid this kind of problem.

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Do you picture people naked? No! But when I was younger I would count how many penises and vagina's were in the room.

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I am 14 and considered hot looking and i cant get boys attention. My guy friends dont get it and all my girls have boyfriends and i am lonely. How do i get guys to look my way without dressing trashy? What am i doing wrong? You're doing nothing wrong. You're still a child. Stay away from boys, until you're older.

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If you had to guess what your pets would name YOU, what name do you think they would pick? Spoil sport.

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If the people want it, should it be given to them? If the majority want it, then yes. But it doesn't matter anyway cos most governments only do what THEY want to do. Not what the people whom they serve want to do.

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