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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?
Bring 3 heavy objects, hide the objects, and go into a public toilet. go into a cubical, and say loudly (make sure somebody else you don't know is in the toilet next to you)"Cannon 1... FIRE!!! drop 1 object into the toilet water. Repeat 2 more times, with cannon 2 and 3. it would also help if, when you drop the objects, before it splashes into the water, to make a painfull groan.
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Finish this sentence I miss my ___________?
teddy bear!!!
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Can you reach into your nearest top drawer and tell me what you come up with?
One of those thingimabobs that you keep paperclips in.
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Have you ever taken advice that you don't use?
Lots! Advice costs nothing unless you use it.
Well, apart from answerbagger's advice. You guys actually have everybody's best interest in mind.
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Perhaps i stand alone by having the worst possible name on AB.please read my answer.do you know the meaning of your name that you use on AB?
No matter what, you're not alone. My name is my stupid old abandoned piczo site! Talk about bad, lol.
Honestly, I don't care about name meanings. You know Chastity is gonna be a.... yeah. Charity will be a greedy girl. Brandy won't drink. I still think you're awesome, no matter what Spunts means.
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When would you most love to receive the time that you have saved?
Let's see....
1. when getting ready in the morning
2. when I'm asleep
3. When I've finally gathered up the courage to start up a conversation with my crush, only to find we have to leave.
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What are the benefits of doing nude yoga versus normal yoga?
Exhibitionists all around the world have been excited by the concept of nude yoga. The glass house and no fence hadn't been working, but now they enjoy excercising more than ever.
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Does time really heal all wounds?
Top 5 things Time can't heal for peanuts:
1. Broken clock
2. Cancer (in fact, time makes it worse)
3. Murder of a family member
4. Broken mind (the older I get, the crazier I am!!!)
5. Broken bones (If you don't do something about it, you could lose your arm!)
Let's sue Time!!
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Have you ever been caught answerbagging?
about 10 seconds ago
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What the most random thing you could use as wrapping paper?
Q-Tips
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What was your first kiss like?
I am yet to experience my first kiss...
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It's 2:00 a.m. and I need sleep. What do you do if you can't fall asleep?
I bash myself over the head with a table lamp, why do you ask?
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We broke up because he said he needed space. Can someone please translate \"I need space\"?
He says: I need space...
He means: I don't have the balls to break up with you, so I'm hoping you'll just move on, and then I don't ever have to talk to you again.
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If you "had" half a mind would you then start making sense?
Why do you ask? Have you found something... oh. never mind.
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Do you currently use illicit drugs? If so, which? BE HONEST, don't just try to earn points.
The only drugs ever in my system are Panadol when I feel unwell, Caffiene in the mornings, and prescription pills for when they're needed.
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Ever feel lonely after watching a really good movie?
All the time, every time. It's a curse....
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Have you ever fixed one thing and broke another while doing it?
I fixed my iPod & broke my mind. I fixed my bone & broke my teacher. I do it all the time.
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Judging from my pic..what would you describe me as?
Michelle.
Why do you ask?
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Whats worth buying for and mp3 ipod or Zune?
An iPod, for sure.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/newsbleat01
watch for reference to Zune
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How many people have you taken their virginity?
None, and my virginity is still intact & untouched. Lol, I've never even had a boyfriend.
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Does it annoy you when people are not friendly to people that are different because of social problems or mentally disabled? I held hands with a boy who was being neglected.
It all depends. I don't like it when people do that, but I know a girl with learning disabilities & non-existant social skills. She hits me, calls me names, and holds things against me. Therefore, as is understandable, I hate her with a passion.
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What is one thing you would never say to your s/o's face?
*in shop changerooms* Oh my gosh... You're so hot... *looks over to next cubicle thingy* Yeah, it looks good, honey.
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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay
I'm not the one poking me with a sharp object.
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If Paris Hilton came to your house what wouls you do?
Try and creep her out so much that she screams & runs out of the house.
Then, of course, Put the video on youtube and/or sell it to Today Tonight. Then maybe a few people will watch.
I could also sell it on eBay...
I'll be a millionaire!!
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What is the weirdest thing you have ever carried in your purse?
Lots of things.
I once carried a pair of socks around for a couple of days.
I currently have something lyk 10 packets of Zappos in my bag.
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What will your famous last words be?
"You're a fat skank & I always hated you"
(Say what you honestly think of the person)
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What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Well, My grandmother recently died of cancer. On the day of the funeral, I found out my best friend tried to commit suicide & was in the psycho ward. I've lost contact with her, but still think about her every day. Does this constitute a good question, I wonder???
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Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull?
...Has anyone not?
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I hope everyone had a good Valentine's Day! I know I did. Comment if you wish on how your day was :)
I got a couple of things lol it was actually a lot better than I expected. V-Day usually sucks crap, if you'll pardon my extremely delicate language
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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed")
"Go buck a fuffalo"
Also...
"FORGET DOG... BEWARE OF OWNER"
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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like?
I had a lollipop that someone gave to me on Valentine's Day. I reckon love would taste like that. Sugary, strawberries & cream, a bit of a shock at first.
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When you get down-rated, do you take it personally? I know it's silly, but I do.
Sort of, but not really...
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What is your favorite way of using profanity without actually saying the words?
"fozzing"
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
"Go buck a fuffalo"
None of that was directed at anyone!!
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Do you hide the fact you have an answer bag account from friends and family?
I'm not hiding it, It's just that my parents & brother don't care. They know. If people asked, I would tell them.
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Two years ago i fell in love w/ this guy, despite the 4 yr age difference. When he went to college we broke up. Now he's 19 & i'm 15 and I see him when he comes home. He says we're getting married when I'm older. Should I wait, or move on?
Definitely move on. That sounds creepy.
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Did you ever change you avatar or do you ever plan to?
Constantly. I change it when I get bored of it - which is often.
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What is your favorite line in a movie?
Gawsh... Idiot
--Napoleon Dynamite
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What do you have less of than most people?
Common Sense. :P
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What name will be given to any baggers who reach level 90?
Einstein the 2nd.
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In your opinion, what is the American Dream?
Apparently, to kill your boss.
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If you could jump into a Simpsons episode and be an own character, how would you describe that character and what would you do?
I would be Lisa's slightly less intelligent twin.
Overlooked, relatively smart, depressed.
No orange dress, however.
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What is the difference between Windows XP and Windows Vista?
One has a ton of bugs they haven't fixed yet.
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What is the most powerfull word after God?
Bible!!
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What is an acronym for your name, if there is one? For instances, Jon Oliver Brooks would be job, and Daniel Victor Dobbs would be DVD.
Australian Capital Territory.
Alternatively, it's the word "act" in capitals.
But that doesn't count.
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If you suddenly left AB for good, would you become legendary on here or would people forget about you?
I don't know, actually... I would hope I'd be legendary, But I'd probably be forgotten within like 5 minutes.
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Ummm...was I really supposed to see that?
Depends on whether you wanted to or not... :P
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If you had triplet girls, what would you name them (starting with the first letter of YOUR first name?)
Full first name, or nickname?
Full: Aleisha, Aiyana & Allura
Nickname: Loren, Lela & Lateisha.
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If AB suddenly disappeared, and was gone forever...would you grieve?
Actually, I would, I really would cry. But gimme a week and I'll get over it. I'd miss all you guys, though.
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If you forget to write your to do lists, do things get totally undone?
No matter what I do, things are always totally undone. Lists make no difference.
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What are some of your favorite two letter abbreviations? Tell me what the letters stand for.
WE= what EVA!!!
FU= Duh. Who doesn't know what THAT means?
PD= Physical Dismemberment (School thing)
AB= Answerbag!!! YAY!!!!
BC= Blowing Chunks
I could list so many more, it's not funny.
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Would you eat bacon candy?
Bacon? ok. Candy? Yummy! Bacon candy?!?!? EWWW yuck no!! How do they come up with that sort of stuff?!
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If you were sleeping and you heard a noise outside your bedroom, what would you do and why?
I'd wake up my dad & he'd investigate using a kitchen knife. My bedroom's on the 2nd floor, & I'm a heavy sleeper, so, unless there's evil afoot, I wouldn't hear it.
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Not looking for points, I just want to shout at the top on my lungs, I MADE 30!! OK?
We're proud of ya! Points & once again, nothing you can do to stop me!
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How many hours of TV will turn your brain into mush?
Personally, 5 minutes of Home & Away.
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If you could choose between a cookie, or an apple for a snack, what would it be?
More importantly, what type of cookie? Rarely ever will someone pick an apple over a cookie. I mean, it's a cookie! I pick triple-choc.
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My boyfiends keeps telling me that I'm not a good girlfriend just because he's controlling..please help
Are you kidding me?!?! Dump him! He's not worth the pain!
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HOW CAN I RESIST THE URGE!? (to have sex)
Imagine yourself in nine months.
Alternatively, research every STD under the sun.
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One super-human eye or three optimally positioned eyes; which would you rather be endowed with? Why?
Three eyes. Two where my eyes already are, & one in the back of my head.
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If a member asks which flavour of Ice Cream you dislike , is it still alright to tell the truth, or must you first ask them what flavour they wish you to say to make sure you do not get a DR.. What is happening to AB?
It's really disappointing, isn't it? From my point of view, I see Trolls, and Points Fairies, or Posi-Trolls. However, there's too many trolls, and not enough Posi-Trolls, and/or Points Fairies. I think that all of us that hate it when people Troll us should become Points Fairies, or Posi-Trolls for those blokey-blokes that don't like the idea of being a fairy. This way, we...
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How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One white pair. I'm more into skate shoes and/or flats
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Do you think parents are to blame for the way you turn out to be as an adult?
Parents can't control how you'll turn out. Parents can't control anything. A child can go one of two ways-either keep the morals and things they were taught, or rebel.
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Is it a selfish thing to wish for my father to break up with his girlfriend of four years? There always screaming at each other and it's making me want to runaway and hate them. I just want it to be over. Does anyone know any good coping methods?
How does the girlfriend treat you? If she's abusive in any way, shape or form, you don't have to take that. I advise talking to your dad. Ask him "Why do you stay with her? All you do is fight." If things do get really bad at home, ask a grandparent if you can stay with them. You have a right to feel safe & be happy.
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I hate cake and my fiancee isn't crazy about it either. Are there any good alternatives to serving cake at our wedding?
My grandma told me about a wedding she went to some time ago, where, instead of cake, they did a pastry tower. I can't remember what the little pastries are called :( but they're a sweet ball with the top coated in chocolate & it's filled with custard. That still made a cool wedding photo.
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Does anyone else here absolutely hate the new series of Doctor Who with a passion?
I HATE Doctor Who with a passion. It's just... Ugh. But that's just my opinion.
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Didn't you just hate people at school who wouldn't let anyone copy their homework?
I hate people that copy all test answers off the smart kids. Then they pass without even trying, and end up failing at life. I also hate people like the elephant-spider monkey-screamapillar-thing person I sit next to at school. She copies all my answers, and if I get an answer so much as .5% off correct she calls me an idiot & tells me I'll never get anywhere in life. I have to argue...
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What song do you hate so much you cannot physically listen to?
Big Red car, any kiddie songs, anything by Elvis, & all music in a foreign language.
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If you could taste hate how would it taste to you
Tastes like poo, feels like a cross between fire ant bites & someone shoving a tuba down your throat.
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Is there a certain song you just absolutely hate?
Apologise by Timbaland ft. One Republic. It's a good song, but It's been following me everywhere I go lately. It's driving me NUTS!!! Also, I never hear Timbaland sing in it at all in any way, shape or form, yet he gets all the credit for it. It's bloody annoying (pardon my language)
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Fruitcake: love it or hate it?
I'm a fruitcake.
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What or who do you hate?
Well, I HATE... (in no particular order)
1. Rice
2. Racism
3. Valentine's Day (V-Day - D-Day - Doomsday)
4. Slow computers (Like mine)
5. The system we use to measure weight (It was made for soldiers, for goodness sake!)
6. The screaming elephant woman I sit next to in class
7. Math
8. P.E. (We are ridiculed for running slower than a jumbo jet)
9. Holier-than-thou type people...
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Which music genre do you hate the most?
Country, Blues, Kiddie Music, Jazz, and, worst of all, Rap. Country & Blues are really depressing [The tunes, I mean (almost as bad as the lyrics!!)] Kiddie Music is just disturbingly frightening, I just hate Jazz for too many reasons to count, & Rap is just... well, R.A.P. as in Retards Attempting Poetry. I HATE it!!
I hate a lot of things, don't I?
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Who hates valentine's day as much as I do?
Agreed. I HATE IT!!! I always feel so unloved anyway, and V-Day (D-Day) makes it about 10000000 times worse. And to top it all off, that 10000000 times stays there and then next D-Day it makes it an extra 10000000 times worse, and so on, so on.
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Want to find out how many people in the US have your name go to http://howmanyofme.com/search/ there are 0 people with my first name and their are 2,357 with my surname which makes it the 13,124th popular name in the US.
18238 people have my first name, nobody has my last name.
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If the fashion police arrested you, what would it be for?
I'd be recruited lol!
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Who wants to play questionbag? give a random answer and see what questions you get!
How 'bout no!!!
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There is at least one laser in your house, guaranteed. Where is it?
Alarm system, dvd player, CD player, Printer, Games consoles....
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Do you agree with Planned Parenthood not telling parents about their underage daughters abortions? I'm a parent of a teen daughter & I have mixed feelings about it. I agree to a point where the girls would be in fear of telling their parents, thoughts?
Honestly, it should be the girl's job to tell her parents. She would know if her parents can be trusted not to bash her & throw her out onto the street, like mine probably would, better than some people that know nothing about what her parents are like. If they were allowed to tell, that would wreck so many lives, & get so many people killed in some instances.... I agree with...
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If someone you don't like or hate life was in danger would you help or save them?
No matter what they've done to me, everyone has the right to be alive. So yes, I would save them, If I could.
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Does your partner understand your obsession with AB?
I don't have a partner....
However, if I did, & he didn't understand.... Well too bad!
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If you could do only one thing before you died what would it be
Fall in love, & be loved back.
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Why is it the A students are less helpful at home with everyday chores?
It's not the A students. All students are like that, it just depends on whether or not you force us/bribe us/reward us/trained us... My mum only ever does the first & the last.... :( lol :P
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I have never had a boyfriend at 16 this is reali bad but im shy when it comes to boys and i dont think any1 likes me wot do i do
It's alright. Don't worry about it, just live life. I know it's easier said than done, but remember there's a Prince Charming out there for everyone... It's just that yours took a wrong turn, got lost & is too stubborn to ask for directions. Same with me. Don't worry, The Man will come at the right time for you. May not be as soon as you might like, but...
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Today is disagreement day,what are 2 things you totally disagree with that is currently going on in this world?
1) It's easy being a woman
2) Xosted One's disagreement with Jesus being our Lord & Saviour. However, I'm not going to downrate, because Xosted it entitled to an opinion, as is everyone else.
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Do you sometimes confuse yourself?
Constantly. It's like a daily routine for me.
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Who would like to participate in a weekly Posi-Troll a Newer Member Day (PTNMD)? We can choose at least one newer member & posi-troll their account. I think this would be a good way to meet people, make friends, & help newer users feel at home. Who's in?
Hey, that's a good idea.... We should do that!
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What song should i make as the ringer for my phone?
your favourite song, what else?
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What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard)
Alajkasdfhj
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What do you think goes through people's mind upon hearing your name?
"what a freak...."
Alternatively, "biatch...."
At least, the first time...
Then they get to know me.
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I just gave you $100, what are you going to do with it?
Put it towards the laptop I'm planning on getting...
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It was extremely cold this morning and when my husband went to open his car door, the door handle snapped off in his hand, what could be a worse way to start your day?
Hmm, let's see.... Waking up & hopping out of bed, only to find that, during the night, there had been a massive flood & your bed had floated all the way out to sea, with no land in sight.
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What are some of the silliest things that you can do with silly putty?
1) Use as earplugs
2) Use as breast implants
3) Spread on toast
4) Shove up your little brother's nose
5) Use as knife & fork
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Can you name some other addictive websites? (besides MySpace & AB)
Bored.com
Hotmail
The Sims 2 website
I-am-bored
and, finally...
addictinggames.com
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If you have an ability to transform your most hated person into a bug, who would it be and what kind of bug would it be?
Not sure who, but I'd transform them into a dung beetle. Then they have to eat c**p.
lol.
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Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Crabs or Squidward which one are you most alike?
Patrick!!!!
I'm pink hehe
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Have you grown up yet?
Nope. No way
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Fill this question with random answers! The most random thing you can think of?
For the last time I will NOT go out with you! This is getting annoying now.
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Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow?
If it does, I gotta get me one of those!!!
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Are those real?!
Heck yeah...
Would you expect anything else?
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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed?
Think "Oh damnit I gotta get up"
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Just how sexy are you anyway?
Very. Why do you ask?
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Have you ever thought about what else your initials could stand for?
Australian Capital Territory.
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My rabbit got eaten by my dog. Do you know what the matter is?
the matter... well that's a solid.
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How would you describe your state of mind: stable, toxic, or whatever?
Broken. I got annoyed with it and threw it against the wall.
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What is the best song to cry with?
Missing, by Evanescence.
It's a VERY long story...
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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
Reacts well to gold, platinum & all other precious stones. Liable to explode for no apparent reason. Powerful money reducing agent. Highly ornamental, greatly aids relaxation. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
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The answer is "yes". What is the question?
Do you think I'm hot?
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The answer is "no". What is the question?
Would you eat a black jellybean with tomato sauce, mustard, barbeque sauce, hot salsa & salt for a buck?
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The city or town that you live in is planning a celebration and parade in your honor! What did you do to deserve this?
'Cuz I'm hot. Why else?
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If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
Hahaha lol nice
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One of my mother's all time favorite sayings is "God never gives us more than we can handle". I also hear it from others. If this is true, why do people commit suicide every day? Didn't they get more than they could handle?
They don't get more than they can handle, they get more than they think they can handle. But they don't try to handle it, they just decide that it's too much and don't want to bother trying.
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What word or phase do you use way too often?
"Well that makes plenty of sense right there"
And, in true teenager fashion.... "Whatever"
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Do you love what you doing?
What, AB'ing? Yep, I love it.
I do nothing besides that, anyway.
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Have you ever asked someone if they were pregnant only to find out they'd been on the hamburgers and coke for the last six months?
Someone asked my mum when she was due... She wasn't pregnant.
lol
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How is 2008 shaping up for you?
It's looking like it's gonna be really weird. I want it to hurry up & pass by already!!
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How many trophies,awards,or medals do you have?
1 basketball trophy, 4 netball trophies, & 2 calisthenics trophies.
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What's the worst thing to say to someone who's put on a noticeable amount of weight?
Don't say anything, just giggle at them & when they walk backwards go "beep... beep... beep..."
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Which of these comes closest to your worst trait: bossy, unreliable, self-destructive, judgemental or selfish?
Self destructive.
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Thoughts on michael jackson?
"YAY!! Not guilty! Let's celebrate, sleepover at my house, little boys..."
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Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look fat, or was it the half bag of Oreos I ate for breakfast?
Don't be silly, honey, you don't look fat. I can tell from goodness knows how many miles away. However, people might think you're fat if you don't unpack those stolen oreos from underneath your clothes.
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What exactly is a "guido"?
My dad knows a man named Guido.
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I am a imaginerary animal and I am pink, can you guess what I am?
Dead Heffalump?
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What Letter does your name start with and what is the last letter of your name?
A A.
Or, nickname, L A.
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Do you ever realize something long after it's occured and kick yourself later for being such a DUNCE?
Many, MANY times...
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I'm a guy and I hate football I think it's boring
So what's the question?
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Would you get scared and <SCREAM!> if you were in a horror movie, or are the people who do just cowards?
Assuming I don't know how the movie ends, or I know I'll be killed about halfway through the movie.... I might scream.
That's because I'm a girl.... screaming's a bad habit of mine, & I'm trying to stop, but in a horror movie, I probably would scream...
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If a tree fell on your car at 2am, when would you notice it?
The only trees anywhere near my car are massive, so I'd notice at 2am, simply because all four of us, PLUS the dog, would hear an almighty crash....
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What finger would you be? take test to find out http://www.blogthings.com/whatfingerareyouquiz/
Thumb!!
You're unique and flexible. And you defy any category.
Mentally strong and agile, you do things your own way. And you do them well.
You are a natural leader... but also truly a loner. You inspire many but connect with few.
You get along well with: The Middle Finger
Stay away from: The Pinky
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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?
http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/
You should find something there.
Sample: In an elevator, call the psychic hotline & ask them if they know what floor you're on.
Ask people to prove everything they say ("Hi, I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!!!")
In a public bathroom... Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the...
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Has anyone here laughed so hard you cried? What was so funny?
i've done that so many times, I've lost count. mostly at funny questions on answerbag.
E.g. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/172332
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Can you please tell my wife to stop sleeping with every man she meets?
I have a sneaking suspicion she wouldn't listen to me.
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Isn't ''Which would you prefer...?'' just basically reinventing and renaming the ''This or That?'' category?
sounds like they've clarified the this or that category.
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What is your favorite kind yogurt
Chocolate all the way!
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When my husband and i have company he sometimes goes off to bed without telling myself...or anyone else. ..he just disappears and doesn't return...Is this rude??Should he at least tell me?
That's so incredibly rude! You should never go to bed until your guests are gone, unless you happen to be under 5 years of age.
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Why would someone fall in love with you?
Hmm lemme think...
yer...
WAIT WAIT WAIT....
Nup. I got nothin...
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If you had to be a type of cereal, what kind would you be?
Anything chocolatey (You are what you eat)
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If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what phrases would it say?
-Well that makes plenty of sense right there...
-lol.
-Eek! My hair!!!
-Drop the chocolate & nobody gets hurt...
-If you don't shut up, I'm seriously gonna eat you.
-Haha, it's a lemon strapped to wheels...
-Someday your Prince Charming will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions.
-Hehe....
Hehe....
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When someone says 'sexy time'..... Whats your first thought?
Ma name-a-borat...
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What would you do positive if you were not afraid?
Umm you may want to clarify that question....
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What is more important in your eyes? Sanity or Love?
Love. Your sanity is easy to lose. Love lasts forever.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Getting caught under a ride-on lawnmower.
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What is the most humorous insult you have ever heard used in the workplace?
Insult: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat down in the middle of the road & we ran out of gas trying to get around her.
Comeback: "Oh yeah? Well....... Your face!"
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What color of jeans match a tan shirt? Blue/light blue/dark blue?
dark denim would look best.
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Could you teach me today,any new thing that you feel would be of use to me?(Don't say yes, please do teach)
Bananas are an excellent source of potassium
Americans will never embrace soccer
...You get the picture.
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It's pouring outside right now..what's the best thing about a rainy day for you?
We're currently in a drought, so rain would be very nice right now!!
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Unless you are a loudmouth and tell everything about yourself to anyone who will listen, there are probably things going on in your life that no one knows about. If they did know, do you think that would change how they perceive you?
Very much so. That's why I tell nobody about anything personal going on (well, except you guys). They would just pity me. You guys actually help.
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Pick a card, any card. What is the first card that comes to mind?
Queen of hearts.
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What's the first thing that somes to mind when you hear :"I threw my cat through a window"?
Yum...
I think that was from a previous answer I gave...
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say, "Look at the 18 ton marshmallow gorilla climbing the Empire State Building!"?
Yum...
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What the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'mother'?
The massive 16 page list of chores she's left me to do while she's at work today.
Ugh....
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Who comes first to mind when i say "idiot"?
Me!!
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'Japan'?
School.
We learn Japanese.
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Where does you mind wander to when it is in "the gutter?"
To the Gutter Answering Machine. People call my mind when it's not at home.
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What's the one thing in your life that you haven't done yet and you'd like to do before you turn another year older?
Get a boyfriend!!! (I'm a lonely litle girl, aren't I?)
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'prince'?
A little saying I have...
Some day your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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Who comes first to your mind when I say "Genius"?
Me! I'm a Jenius!
P.S. This was done on purpose.
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When thinking about the 1980's what is the first thing that comes to mind to you?
The 80's fashion has returned to today.
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Rosie O donnel or a 5 pound cheesecake?
Not the cheesecake, Rosie would swallow it whole within 2 seconds.
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(HUMOUR ONLY) If all of the AB'er met in Vegas for a Wrestling Cage match Smack down Extreme event, who would win?
I don't know, but certainly not me, that's for sure.
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Who would win; ninja's, pirates, or t-rex's in f-14's?
T-Rexs in F-14s are useless, a T-Rex can't fly the thing, Pirates are just interested in anything gold & shiny, and ninjas have been training all their life. I'm gonna go with the ninjas.
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If you had to choose between watching fireworks or watching a parade, which would you choose?
Fireworks are so romantic.... Unless I'm in it, I don't like parades.
So, fireworks it is.
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Do you perfer to answer questions with a funny answer, or a serious one?
Depends on what kind of question it is.
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Do you have a land line, just a cell phone, or both?
Cell phone. It has like 10 times the uses of a land phone, & it's portable!!
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Would you rather win the lottery or get 1 wish from a genie?
The wish all the way!
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Simpsons or Family Guy?
The Simpsons. My family is practically identical to them, personality-wise.
I'm Lisa.
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You won a lottery. Which would you choose? (you can only choose one) A new car, a house or a new boat?
Car all the way! I could get another Alfa.
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What does the sign taped to YOUR back say?
Take a look at it. http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi206.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb181%2Fsir_argo%2Fhazardous_material.jpg&searchTerm=hazardous%20material&pageOffset=0
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Physical disorders which are caused or aggravated by the mind
Ummm.... What was the question?
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Have you always been there when a friend needed you? If not, what was your excuse?
My friends never need me.
However, I often need them, & they couldn't care less about what's going on.
If they ever did need me, I don't really know what I'd do. Help them, I hope. Maybe give them an example to follow.
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What is your state flower?
South Australia - Sturt's Desert Pea.
It's a pretty cool looking flower.
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Have Australians become more conservative in the last decade under John Howard?
In one meaning of the word, no, if anything, some girls have become a lot less
conserative, clothing-wise. Not exactly my taste, but if that's what they feel comfortable in, then ok, I guess...
P.S. This answer has been edited because I said something I now regret, so now it's gone!! YAY!!
Disclaimer: I am an Australian girl.
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Why do Australians not dress up the same as Europeans?
.... Because we have our OWN personality, dear. We're Australian, not European.
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What to people think of Australia / Australians?
Lots of things. The only real, plausible generalisation about aussies is that we love practical jokes. Even so, alot still don't.
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Should Australia become more like America?
Honestly.. (& sorry for language) no way in hell. we're us, and America is America. I don't want anything to change.
Well except for Kevin Rudd's "Every year 9 & upwards student gets a personal laptop" thing. I know, barely any chance, just an election promise, but I'm still holding out hope for a laptop.
I really want it.
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What do you think about Japans attack on Australia over whaling on youtube?
Stupid.... What the heck did we do wrong, anyway? I think we need to compromise, & get them to hunt another whale, one that's not endangered, and one away from us.
What is it about us that makes fishermen think it's ok to take our stuff? This is why we have all those people running around the sea surrounding Australia, hunting down the illegal fishers & stopping them....
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Whats good about Australia?
To me, no guns.
Also, my whole family is here, as well as me.
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What is the dumbest question you have been asked by a person from another country, about your own? I was asked by an American if we have cows in Australia!
Not exactly a question, & not exactly me....
I can't remember who, but one of our radio shows went over to America & convinced something like 200 people that we ride kangaroos to work, Uluru is built from copper & steel, & koalas turn orange in the sun.
Now THAT sounds like fun...
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Which country do you think has the most beautiful name?
Hmmmm.... I'd say India, Mali, Jordan, America, Costa Rica, Haiti, Venezuela or Java.....
I dunno what you think, but they all either sound beautiful, or like they'd taste great as a food or drink. (See Java)
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Would you let the cat out of your (AB)bag?
Of course, I have no idea what a cat is doing in there in the first place.
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If you are asked How are you? by a stranger and it isn't the best day do you say good or do you go into detail and talk about why it wasn't good?
No matter who I'm talking to, I say "good, you?"
Unfortunately for me, that's not often true.
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What's the first word that comes to your mind using the letter B?
Bob. It's a school thing.
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Which job do you think gives the highest self satisfaction?
It all depends on what you want to do.
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When something bothers you, what do you do? Do you call a friend and talk about it. Do you push everyone away and just try to keep it to yourself? Do you get mad at the world?
I just act normal.
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What art is not considered art
The art of sweet revenge....
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What do you belive your purpose in life? (Aside from the typical "to live a good life" answer were all spoon fed.)
To make it to the end and help others along the way.
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What is your special talents that u can do with Your body that arent exactly.. normal?
I'm freakishly flexible... Well, compared to lots of my friends, anyway... I can bend over backwards!
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What are your favorite quotes?
"Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
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Who was your first true love?
You mean your first love.... you only have one true love, and you are in love forever. I haven't met mine yet.... But I have a pretty good idea who it is...
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What do you dare me to do?
Try to eat your nose.
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I just won the lottery- 50mil all at once. Now what?
That's great!!! Now you have to give it all to me, then lse contact.
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What do you want to pour sugar on?
Anything edible that's already sweet.
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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?
.... Chocolate!!!
Yummy!!
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A piece of cake or a piece of pie...I'm trying to decide. Help me!
Sieze the whole lot!!!! Muahahahaha.....
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What does that big red button do?
No, no, no, no, NOOOOO!!!! Don't press that!!!! *city explodes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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Why aren't you in bed yet?
...... It's midday.
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Why can animals make me feel guilty with their looks - but humans don't make me feel guilty at all?
It's just your personality. Dogs don't make me feel guilty, no matter what. However, I can't stand seeing people cry. I feel so bad for them & want to help, even if they're my worst enemy.
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When you lock a door with a key, do you push on the door to 'make sure' that it's locked? Why?
Yes, I do!! The rest of my family has a reputation for bursting into rooms if they aren't locked properly, Most often bathrooms, and only if there's a shower going.
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If two roads diverged in the woods, which would you take, the well traveled or the one that was grassy wanting wear?
It depends what the wood's history for lost people is. If nobody's ever gotten lost in there, I'd take the one that's been traveled a lot. However, if nobody ever comes out alive.... less traveled it is!!
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Can we have a question where all the answers are questions themselves?
Now why would you want me to do that?
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Do you fully trust anyone? Answer honestly.
I have a little saying, it's like my catchphrase. What is it? "Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?"
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What is a facsimile more commonly known as?
A fax.
Woo! I wrote a short answer for once!!!
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What is a stereotype you wish we could rid the world of?
I wish we could get rid of the whole "emo/goth" thing. I dyed my hair dark brown and it was a little too dark, because it looked black in the dark (All hair looks black in the dark!!) Now, every day, The whole class has to crowd around my desk every morning to make sure I'm not slashing my wrists. It's really annoying, and even though I don't slash my wrists at all, I...
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What is your favorite way to kill time that does not involve any electrical equipment?
Hmmmm..... Well, I'd have to say, being a generic Aussie girl, I like to swim. My pool is really good for swimming laps and doing water aerobics in, as well as volleyball (Can you tell I'm trying to get in shape?)
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What word do you use when you do something daft and you want to swear but cant because the kids are around? I normally say something like stupid like "oh pilchards"
Sugar Honey Iced Tea.
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"Wrap your brain around this concept," what crazy phrases do you say regularly?
I have a habit of saying "Are you serial?" instead of "Are you serious?". I also say "Serially..." instead of "Seriously..."
It's a school thing.
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Where are you most likely to find "dog tags"?
I saw one at a jewelwry (I didn't spell that right) store..... $5, but I didn't buy it. Not that that matters at all, but anyway....
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Ladies. do you sometimes use that "time of the month" just to be a.....meanie?
I know I don't, I honestly don't mean to be... well, mean, but it just happens. I also want a lot of chocolate & coffee around that time... but that's beside the point.
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Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
No idea who you're talking about, but my guess is that he's not dead yet.
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Who keeps giving me -5 and why is he/she doing it? My questions and answers are legit.
I get that too! lots of the answers I've given lately have all gotten minus points for no reason that I can understand. I take it as a troll, because a normal person would leave areason for DR'ing.
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IT'S 4.57 AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO!?
Try to answer some of the unanswered questions.
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Do men really fart more, louder and smellier than women or do they just make a bigger deal of it?
Women are discrete & don't like it. Men take pride in their farts. When my brother & dad have farting contests, my mum & I run to the bathroom. oh, here's one now; I think -no, I know- I'm gonna puke!!
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I need 4 points, can you help me out?
I can only give you two points and a little advice. Asking for points is not really the best idea in the world. People downrate you for that. Instead, ask a question, like a riddle or something.
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I've got a barrel of touch of reality, are you in it?
Nope. I live in my own little world. Without me, my world would die. Besides, the shopping mall in Reality sucked.
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What is the least number of chairs you would need around a table to seat 4 fathers, 2 grand fathers,4 sons?
Ok there are 2 grandfathers, 4 fathers & 4 sons. we need only 4 seats, because there are 4 old people. All 4 were sons, and they have 1 son each. However, only two are grandfathers, because only two of the four sons had children.
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Who ever makes it tells it not who ever takes it knows it not and whoever knows it wants it not?
Fake money
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What do you do to stay thin?
Eat whatever I want, but not too much, & not too much junk. I've just started working out, though. My body is strange, in that I can't lose or gain weight easily.
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What is your favorite song and why?
Smile, by Lily Allen.
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Do u people hate me or like me? (Expecting some funny lovely answers)
I like you. You ask interesting questions, and a lot of them at that. You're a cool AB'er.
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Is'nt it so boring to sit alone?
Not boring, as such... I'm just missing a particular person particularly much...
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Is there any chance that a guy would ever forget that when he asked how you felt about him you laughed hysterically and walked away?
Heh. I did that once. I didn't mean to. But I tried to forget about it, and now we're pretty good friends.
However, I still call him a jerk behind his back.
Everyone knows I'm joking, though. I'm trying to stop.
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Will Britney Spears survive 2008?
Concerning Britney Spears, what's the difference between alive & dead? Either way, she'll do something stupid, & people will say "What happened to that girl?" etc., etc., etc.
THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION, & I AM ENTITLED TO IT!!!
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What is the most popular dessert in your house?
Anything chocolate is my favourite... Everyone else.... Same, but they don't love anything as much as I love chocolate.
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Don't you hate it when people rate your questions negatively?
I know!!! It's stupid!! + for this question, it's a good one. Some people like to downrate because they don't like the question, person or opinion. As for me, I only downrate when people do stupid things, like submitting gibberish as a question or answer. It's annoying and unhelpful.
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What is the use of answerbag points, can you swap points for money or shopping?
Ego boost. That's all there is to it. However, I'll give you mine..... But I need help paying off my debt, I have some bad people after my blood. You can remain anonymous! But they're 50c a piece.... You in?
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Who is cuter zac efrun or matt damon
Zac Efron all the way!!!!!!!!
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Do you ever use the 'Preview Answer' button? I just clicked it on accident and then wondered why it was there.
I don't use it-why is it there, anyway?
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I can understand changing an avatar but what is up with the constant changing of user names? Are you just trying to confuse everyone or is there a greater method to your madness?
I've only changed my user name once & that was when I was level one or something. I wouldn't change my name again-I'm known as Lyk lol. It would be too confusing for people. I only change my avatar when I have been bored with it for about 2 days.
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How did you choose your avatar? (presuming it's not one of the 'bags)
'Coz it's funny. I don't have a reason for much of anything I do.
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What do you do when a friend knows their hurting your feelings but doesnt change what their doing?
Tell them straight up that they're hurting you. If they still don't change, they're not a very good friend.
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Do you think it's okay to indulge in Fast Food every once in awhile if you normally eat very healthy and stay in shape?
Of course! A healthy diet consists of 80% Healthy & 20% junk. Just make sure you work out, too!
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Do you believe that life doesn't have to be perfect for it to be amazing?
Nothing's perfect. But things can still be amazing!
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What do you think should be made illegal that isn't?
Smoking in an enclosed space, no matter how big.
Also, while I remember, did you know that thwe people who own all the big cigarette companies don't smoke? An old no smoking ad I saw had this dude (that was the model for the company) and he said that he never saw the owners smoking. He asked them why they're not smoking if they can get all of this stuff for free, and they said...
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Do you believe in freedom of speech?
As long as it's not hurting anyone or taking their freedom of speech away, then yes.
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If you could redesign the government, schools, anything about our country how would you change it?
Not sure.... Redesigning my country, Australia, though, I would say every year 9 student recieves a free laptop & mobile phone. A Samsung SGH-E250 phone, & an Apple laptop, very fast, both brand new...... I think I should be Prime Minister...
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What do you think about people from Arkansas, and what state are you from yourself?
I've never met someone from Arkansas.
However, where I'm from.....
WOOOOOOO!! Go South Australia!!
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What are you hungry for?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
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Do you have a religion or philosphy on life, what does it mean to you?
Live like you'll live forever, love like you're gonna die tomorrow.
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What do you wish someone would invent? (If money/science were not an obstacle)
A mobile phone that has an inbuilt device that reads people's minds!!!
However, I would be the only one allowed to use it.
Oh, and you guys.
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Do you have gnomes living in your floorboards too?
No, we have vampires.
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Do you ever wish more interesting questions were asked on AB?
Agreed! We also need more questions in general.
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What is your favorite and least favorite thing about AB?
Favourite: I can ask for help without looking like an idiot, & help people out with what I know...
Least Favourite: People that downrate just because they don't like your opinion, or just because it's in a particular subject. It's stupid!!
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Do you believe your astrological profile describes you pretty closely? Either way, what's your sign and what does it say about you?
Aries.
Adventurous and energetic
• Pioneering and courageous
• Enthusiastic and confident
• Dynamic and quick-witted
Negative Traits
• Selfish and Quick-tempered
• Foolhardy and daredevil
• Impulsive and impatient
Well, I'm Aries, & I don't fit much of that at all...
Pisces Traits
Positive Traits
• Imaginative and...
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Who do you blame most for your life being the way it is?
Myself.....
Ugh.
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Would you rather be a rabbit ot a turtle?
Turtle. I can spend my whole life in the water & not turn into a prune!!
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Would you continue answering religious questions even if someone goes through and DR all your answers every time you do?
Who cares what other people say? Some people hate religion, and so will downrate every religious question & answer they can find. It's stupid - unless it's a really stupid question or answer, (like some people just put gibberish up) I don't downrate.
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15 & engaged, your thoughts?
Just my opinion, but that's a little bit young... That's like me being engaged in two years time.... You haven't really had time to live & enjoy single life, yet.... I know I wouldn't wanna be a wife in two or three years.... But that's your choice, not mine. If it makes you happy, go for it!
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How many girls like my name-jason?
Hmm... Reminds me of the Bourne movies...
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Whats new with everyone??? It is a new year, and I would like to know some goals or resolutions for 2008?
hmm... To be more self confident, believe in myself & overall, have a better year than last year.
2007 was pretty sucky.
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Should elementary and senior high schools introduce a once a week class on building self esteem,self image, and communication skills for the students, to prepare them for later on in their lives?
They should do it from grade 1 to prepare them for high school lol
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Is there a website were you can find the song using the lyrics?
You can google Song Tapper & tap the tune. It'll then tell you which song you just tapped. Sometimes it's not correct, in which case you google the lyrics.
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Over the course of your school life, what is the worst, most hilarious mistake your teachers have ever made?
My math teacher told us about one time when she was working with some really slow year 10's & had to draw the scientific calculator buttons on the board. She drew the "Shift" button... and forgot the F, at which point one of the year 10's called out "What's on your mind, Miss?"
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When you were in school, did your teachers ever say anything they shouldn't by mistake?
Once, my teacher was reading this book to us & instead of reading the words "penal code"... guess what she said.
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If you could press a button and make one thing/person disappear who/what would it be?
My self-consciousness, my shyness or my depression. Any one of those would be a miracle.
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If you could magically keep one person under your control, who would it be and why? What would you make them do?
OOOOOOOH!!! How exciting! There's a lot of people I would love to control.....
My crush
My mum (mom)
My dad
My little brother
Myself.....
I could go for a lot longer, but everyone reading would fall asleep.
Why do you ask? Have you found a way???
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
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How do you keep your silliness under control?
I don't have silliness to keep under control. Insanity, though..... does that count?
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ZOMG! I'm an expert in Richard Simmons! http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/4683 Congratubations to me?
Congrats!!! good work
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It is okay for horses, cattle, and goats to live together?
I should think so.... It's not like they're gonna eat each other or something... right???
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I have seen girls that are less attractive than me and who have very bad attitudes and treat their boyfriends like crap who have fantastic guys, so why do guys only think of me as a friend and i get the creeps?
Because life's not fair. you may need to take the bull by the horns & ask the guys yourself.
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What's one question you cant answer to this day?
What is the meaning of life?
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This is my answer, whats your question?
Have you ever had a possum try to eat you? It's really weird.
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Why doesn't cupid have a girlfriend?
I don't think he's allowed to shoot himself.
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If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, could you eventually be called Captain Crunch?
Yep! A man called Mr. Parts joined the army, & made it to Private. Guess what they called him.
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Why do they make pennies bigger than dimes?
Why is the Australian $1 coin twice as big as the $2? The world may never know.
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How much of Micheal Jcksons body%do you think is black/white?
The world may never know...
America. The only country where a poor little black boy can grow up to be a beautiful rich white woman.
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What's the worst music genre?
Bands that died out & have made a comeback.
It's pathetic.
Once you're out, you're out. Get over it.
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What is the one issue/subject that you and your spouse/partner will never see eye to eye on?
Why that guy at the mall was so cute.
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Microsoft"?
Geek.
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Her Father: What the hell are you doing in my daughters room boy and what were those noises!!!!!!!!!!! Your Excuse: ( Fill in the blank )
*to daughter* I thought you said you were an orphan!!
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I will be right back, Can anyone guess where I am going and what I am going to do?? I just want to see your answers..
You're going off with the Mafia & my shrink's boss to plot against me.
Just for the record, I don't have a shrink.
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
I would make my nickname my official name (Lana).
A rather odd name I've been called once was at the beginning of last year. My teacher didn't know all of our names yet. Coming past handing things out, she got a record of 3 names correct before she stuffed mine up.
1. Laura-correct
2. Ashlee-correct
3. Philippa-correct
4(me). Allurah-BUH-BUH, WRONG!! Real name: Lana (or Alana).
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Ummmmm... Before matresses were invented??
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If you could ressurrect one person famous or not, and spend a day with them, who would it be?
My grandmother, God rest her soul.... She died recently, & I never really got to spend enough time with her as i should have. She died of bowel cancer.
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What's the best/worst thing to say in a crowded elevator that got stuck between floors?
"You don't happen to have any spare medication for malaria, do you?"
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What's the worst thing to say in an elevator?
1. *Stands shivering in the corner* (Muttering) I may look safe, but if you blink one more time, I will eat you.
2. *Sympathetic* Oh, I'm so sorry..... what happedned to your face, anyway?
3. Oops! Are you a good swimmer? *Yes/No answer* Ok, 'cuz I have a little diahroeaa* problem
4. Um, you don't happen to have any malaria medication, do you?
5. *Randomly turn to...
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Hey i feel like i want to kill myself i have wanted to do this for a few days what should i do to get this off of my mind
If you're a believer, pray about it. This has happened to me many times, and I prayed for God to show me that I'm loved. For the next 3 or 4 days, People gave me chocolate & stuff & told me they loved me just for no reason. God really pulled me through there, and he would love to do the same for you. "Seek & you will find; ask & it will be given to you."
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If you could have a magic geni and had it provide the perfect New Year's Eve for you, what and where would it be?
OMG just like in High School Musical lol
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Why is revenge wrong?
Ok. Example. Someone does something to you. You take revenge. They take revenge for your revenge. It never stops.It's a pointless waste of time & energy.
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When a guy says you're "hot," does that means he likes you or does it mean he wants to play you?
It means you're good looking. Flaunt it, but don't let him get too close.
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What is the most annoying thing somebody can do while talking to you? (for me its excessively popping gum)
My dad farts every 5 minutes, as does my brother.
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How do you make your enemy fear you?
Bite them.
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Have you ever met a person that talks over the top of you?? ( meaning doesnt wait for you to finish before they start talking)
Ha! Half my family does it. Then they ask me why I don't talk to anyone. How 'bout duh.
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Why do women go to the bathroom in groups?
Public Excuse: We feel much more secure that way. People get attacked in the toilets!!!
Real Honest Reason: We're gossiping about YOU.
lol.
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What's the worst thing you can say to someone at a nude beach?
What's with the big puffy jumpsuit? ........ oh. whoopsie.
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What is the worst thing you can say to someone like me who has just finished submitting a 6000 word assignment?
"Half of this thing is full of ads for bikini waxing and roof painters. Please rewrite the whole thing." *Once done* "Now, write another one on the life of William Shakespeare. It will be due in 5 min. Get on it!!"
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What is the worst thing you can say to someone?
*First time meeting someone* Ew.
(Walks away muttering "Ugly. Ugly. It's ugly...)
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What's the worst thing you can say to an Answerbag user when you meet for the first time?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
(Runs away screaming "It's ugly!! IT'S UGLY!!!!!!!!!!)
lol.
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What's the worst thing that you can say on a first date?
*For a guy* *before you leave, to the father* Don't worry, my intentions are the same as yours were on your first date.
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Whats the worst thing you can say at the dinner table whilst meeting your gf/bf's parents for the first time?
*For a guy* *To the father* Don't worry, my intentions are the same as yours were when you were my age.
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What's the worst thing you can say to a school dinner lady?
Are you actually gonna make food today? Oh... No.... Wait. Never mind, it's frog teste$ again.
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Whats the worst thing you can say to newlyweds?
"Hey, you'll want this in about 5 weeks. Keep it close!" *hands a business card to groom*
Card says: *Insert name here* Divorce/Criminal defense lawyer. Have you murdered your spouse? Come to *Insert name here* for all your divorce/homicide defense needs!!
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What is the worst thing you can say to a friend.
You know, that's a really s*utty top you're wearing. Don't wear it again.
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What are some of the worst things that you can say to a host or a hostess at a New Year's Eve party?
So..... When do we get to go home?
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How do you fight yourself when your first reaction to making eye contact with a pretty girl is to look away and walk away? I wish I could just smile and maybe even say HI or something lol, but I get scared.
Take a deep breath and think "What do I have to lose?" If you mess it up (which I'm sure you won't) you don't ever have to see her again. Try not to panic. When I see a cute boy, my natural reaction is to actually RUN AWAY. Run. Away. I just take a deep breath and pretend I'm talking to my best friend. I actually ran away from a guy I had a massive crush on once...
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My dog, Ginger, just got hit by a car. We are taking her to the vet at 6pm (they are only open from 6pm to 8pm today...I wish I could get her there sooner!) I think her hip is dislocated or maybe broken :( Will you please say a prayer for her?
I'm so sorry, I hope she's ok. Doesn't the vet have anemergency service?? If not, then they're not a very good vet.
I'll be praying for you both.
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Whenever my dog gets really excited or frustrated, she sucks on her hip to comfort herself. Its not a hot spot and she doesn't bite out her hair. The vet thinks its just a habit. What could be the reason for her doing this?
OMG she's trying to give herself a hickey!!
On a more serious note, it's just a habit. If it's not doing any damage, then that's ok. It may look a little odd, but it's much better than my dog, who runs around the house like a greyhound (he's gonna rip up the carpet one day!)
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I no a girl who is a good friend but she is 13 years old and she really like this guy who is 20. what should i say to her as she has come to me for advice. i know the guy and because of his history with girls isnt good what do i do or say?
Ask her if she wants it sugar-coated, or the raw hard truth. Tell her the facts. Tell her the man's girl history factor. And tell her that if she goes through with this he will go to jail with pedophile charges. Then let her know that that WAS sugar-coated. Unless she's an absolute flipping idiot, she's see "Oh. Maybe not such a good idea."
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I am 13 and a half years old and thinking of getting my ear pierced(the left one).non of my friends have any piercings,I just think its cool to have a piercing.heaps of girls i know have their ears pierced,but do you think I should wait till Im 18?risks??
If you go to a professional, there's pretty much no risk involved. They have piercing guns, so it's quick, easy & doesn't hurt. You don't have time to feel the pain, it's that fast. And the best thing is, if you don't like it, You can leave the earring out. In time, the holes close up! Just make sure your parents know what you're doing.
On another note,...
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I'm 13 and I've never had a boyfriend. No one seems to ever notice me and it gets to me when one of my friends gets a boyfriend and I'm just there waiting to find someone. Does anyone ever feel like this and what do you think i should do?
It's awful, isn't it? I'm almost 14 & never had a boyfriend. I'm very lonely, but I try to forget it. I guess I'm just one of those people that needs to be loved, because I don't feel like I'm special to ANYONE. Honey, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
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Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that a lot of people treat their boyfriend or girlfriend rather poorly? I know that there's a common belief where friends come first and everything, but do you think that sometimes friends shouldn't come first?
This will sound really bad, but to keep everything under control, you have to put YOURSELF first. If you're not happy, then why are you there? Example. Your boy/girlfriend really cares about you, but your friends don't like him/her & are pressuring you to dump them, or vice versa. If you love the guy/girl, then stay with them. Just because they're your buddies doesn't...
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Why do people treat people diffrent just because they are a star.
Sadly enough, people want to hear about Lily Allen's Big fight with Paris Hilton, for example, but don't care that Bob Smith stole 20 cartons of cigarettes...... People want to hear bad things about people more successful than them because it makes them feel better about themselves. It's very, VERY stupid.
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So, how did you 2007 go? What were the high and low points? What was good, what was bad? You know, that sort of fun stuffs.
I'm glad 2007 is over. My grandmother died and at the same time, my best friend lost contact with me & attempted suicide. I've been diagnosed with severe depression. I'm really lonely. The only good point is that I can now look back & see how much I've grown, because day by day nothing changes but looking back, everything's different.
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Black"?
.... It's nighttime & the light's broken.
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What body parts have you seen go missing, because of a dog? (In your whole life, everyone you personally know who has been bitten or attacked by a dog, what was the result?).
The closest is a friend of mine who was attacked by a german shepherd when she was about 3 years old. She needed about 25 stitches for it & the dog was put to sleep. She's now 13 and you can still clearly see the scars on her face. However you can't tell what exactly it is until she tells you.
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How many times has your dog tried to bite someone in the last year? (That is, if not restrained, they would have, or wanted to bite someone ... at the door, in the park, riding a bicycle, were startled by someone's movement, tried to protect you, etc)
He barks like a maniac when there's a stranger, and once, my family & I were taking him for a walk and there was this massive bull terrier. The leash broke & he went for it. If it weren't for his collar, Wishbone would probably have been killed right there. P.S. Wishbone is a little Jack Russel Terrier.
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Is it possible to be in love with someone who is not on love with you?
Yes. And it's horrible. It's called unrequited love. It drives you nuts, humiliates you and scars you for life. Then it happens to everyone else.
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This certain Nigerian guy sent me email on how he needed to get 10 million dollars out of his country and he would pay me 1 million to help. How do I get the 10 million from him instead and avoid setting up a phony bank account in his name?
He's sent that to 1000's of people. There's no $10m. He wants to get your bank details to drain your account. Delete the email & DO NOT REPLY!!!
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What is a good slogan for Dan?
Dan Tha Man
Oh Danny Boy...
Danny-o (Daddyo)
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8=o ; what does it look like to you?
A girl with a bow & a big nose.
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What question can you really NOT ask someone?
Am I awake?
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Can you ask me a question?
Why do you want me to ask you a question???
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I have pencel led stuck in my thy and its deep will it effect me and how can i get it out
Get to the doctor. Lead is a toxic matter and if you leave it in there you will get very sick. Don't try to get it out yourself; go to the professionals.
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If someone tells a guy that you have a crush on him and he still doesn't ask you out, does that mean that he doesn't like you? How long before you know for sure he's not going to ask?
You never know for sure. Maybe he doesn't like you. Maybe he's already in a relationship with someone else. Or maybe he's shy and doesn't believe the person who told him. I mean, out of all the people you could like, you chose him?!?!?! Crazy!!!! You really just never know. You may have to take the bull by the horns (so to speak) and ask him yourself. You have nothing to...
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Does a older or younger sibling have the right to beat the tar out of another sibling that attacked them? My brother is very twisted today and he wont quit trying to choke me. Even though im the older one i dont wanna get in trouble for defending myself.
Do whatever it takes to keep him away from you. He has no right to even touch you without your consent. You don't have the right to beat the tar out of him, but you have the right to defend yourself & to feel safe.
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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that?
It was far, Far, FAr, FAR from right for him to do that!!!! However a parent chooses to discipline their child is their business, but any further than a smack on the butt is way too far!!! Call the cops and tell them there's a terrible case of child abuse going on in your neighbour's house. If they ask what happened, tell them exactly what happened, down to the last detail....
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I just noticed that the spelling of 'answer' is really weird...any1 else?
Yes. Also, for some reason, if someone says one word way too much, that word totally loses all meaning to me.
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For the women: Do you feel superior to men when you consider that in some creatures, the females consider males to be their prey? She basically has complete control. What if we were like that?
What if we were like those spiders that have children together, (or eggs.... whatever) and then the female eats the male & raises the kids only to eat half of them?
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What would happen if Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy met?
Tooth fairy & Easter Bunny would try to take eachother down, tooth fairy stabs easter bunny with a tooth, Santa sits on tooth fairy, and that's the end of that chapter.
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Are you wearing any pants?
I'm wearing silky Pooh-Bear pajama shorts!!!
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Have you lost that loving feeling?
Yes.... Absolutely gone. Lost. Forever (I hope not!!!).
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Have you ever felt completely naked but yet you were fully clothed?
Yes I hate it.
Once in Home Ec class, I was cooking something and had this stupid apron on and I thought that was all I had on. "No, it can't be... Is this a bad dream? No.... I have clothes on. Thank goodness....
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Have you ever been disappointed to be right about something?
"He/She really hates me....."
Yes. Yes I have.
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Have you had to be rushed to the emergency room?
Yes, in grade 6 I just randomly stopped breathing. The school rushed me to the hospital. I'm not asthmatic, and I wasn't choking on anything. They tested me for allergies, but never found anything.
They never found out what was wrong with me.....
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When you woke up this morning and looked beside you who was there?
Nobody. As I'm a very young teenage girl, I'd be highly disturbed if there was someone beside me when I woke up
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When applying lip balm, which lip do you usually apply it to first: your top or bottom?
I think it's a natural reaction to apply on the bottom first, even if it's on someone else. I definitely do.
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When is more, less?
What about if someone is wearing too much makeup? More makeup is less attractive. More than no makeup on a man is very much less attractive.
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How long is the longest time that you think you can go without wanting to use the word when?
Haha I can go for days and not say THAT word.... I say "what time" or instead of "And **** did you decide that???" I say "And at what point did you decide that???"
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When you see the words "I miss you" do you think of anyone right away?
3 people. 1st my grandma, God rest her soul, she died recently. then I think of my crush. And last and far from least is my friend April, who I have lost contact with. Recently I heard she tried to commit suicide.
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When is bigger not necessarily better?
Zits
Bills
Waistlines
Pants sizes
Prices
Mobile phones (cell phones)
Holes
I could go on, but...
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Whats with all the riddles lately?
it's 'coz they're fun to figure out and when you know he answer before anyone else you feel special.
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Is every thing in life a form of art?
In one way or another, yes.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you pass a reflective surface, see yourself, but don't immediately recognize that it's you, thinking, "That person looks familiar... Do I know him/her?" Or am I just weird?
You're weird, but I do that too. Everybody's weird... PARTY!!!
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Do you think anyone is thinking about you?
Somebody's thinking of me, and you, too!!
Right now at this very minute-----------
someone is very proud of you
someone is thinking of you
someone cares about you
someone misses you
someone wants to talk to you
someone wants to be with you
someone hopes you aren't in trouble
someone is thankful for the support you have...
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Hello! Is anybody out there?
Nope, we're all in here... Nobody out there
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Why did the American man take up 3 seats on the bus?
Ok either....
1. he's really big
2. he has really bad BO
3. The seats are really small
4. He's asleep
5. He has imaginary friends
6. he's been shopping
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A five foot tall magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head.he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.how could he manage to drop the glass from five feet and not spill a drop of water?
there was no water in the first place, only a water glass.
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Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.....
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What do you call a funny book about eggs?
An absolute crack-up
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I am a liar. Is that true?
If you're a liar, then that statement is true.If you are not a liar, then the statement is a lie.
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What word begins with A, ends in A, and has an A exactly in the middle of the word?
My name!!! ALANA
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A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The room the murderer is already in is the safest.
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Who has met a mime before?What are they like?Can they climb a invisble rope?
Mimes are scary.....
I don't like mimes or clowns.They're creepy!!!
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Who was on the phone?
That was just my little bro's friend Lawrence. He's coming over today, which is a problem because I just woke up & am still in my PJ's...
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Ever see a U.F.O.......? Where and when?
I thought I had, but it was just my little brother YES I was very little lol
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Who would win, Napolean Dynamite or Borat?
WOOO Napoleon all the way!!! he'd win easy, with his nunchucks and bowhunting skills, as well as Rex Kwan Do!!! Go Napoleon go!!!
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If Numbers and Letters got in a fight, who would win? Place your bets.
Numbers would win. Numbers are infinite, but there's only 26 letters. Letters are way outnumbered.
Wow, the word number has lost all meaning to me now...
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What would you reveal to me, your age or your weight?
I'm 13. Haven't weighed myself in a long time, though.
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If you were a crayon what color would you be? (think outside the box)
Hot pink!!!!!
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If you were an M&M what color would you be?
I'm the special pink one they had for the breast cancer foundation promotion. YAY!!!!!!!!!
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If there was a place you could go to for free right now where would it be?
Shopping spree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I give you a pencil and paper, what would you do with it?
hehe I'd scribble and draw funny pictures
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If your mother could see you now, what would she think?
"Ohmigosh, she's Still in her pajamas!!! When I get home......."
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If you could have a secret listening device in any one room in the world, which room would you like to be in?
My crush's room lol
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If you to had to name your first name after a kind of tree and your last name after a kind of animal ,what would your name be?
Peach Swan
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4 words you never want to hear?
I'm sorry... He/She's gone...
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Have u ever pushed on a door that says pull?
I haven't. People open doors for me instead. But they do it alot!!!
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Is there something you used to believe in but don't anymore?
When I was about 5, Santa & the Tooth Fairy. Oh, and Easter Bunny, too.
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If your walls could talk, what would they say?
"Stop kicking me"
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Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.
Idiot
I still am lol
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What will you say if you hear someone say, "Hey! I found stuff in your computer!"?
"Very good, darling, but it's hometime now. Tomorrow we'll learn shapes, or maybe even colours!!!"
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How many of you are dying for a candy bar right now?
YESSSSS!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!
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Could someone ask me a totally incomprehensible question so I can give you a completely indecipherable answer?
Would you ever send your rabbit to the dodgy lodge or are eggs made out of muffins?
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What age group are you in? Age 1-12,teen years,20's,30's,40's,50's,60's,70's,80's, or 90's?
Teen Years. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Can you catch me off guard by saying something completely random?
No I will not go out with you! Sorry, but I don't swing that way.
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When you Rock do you Roll?
well, I don't roll, but sometimes i might fall over...
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Do we really need to keep our minds "outta the gutter"?
Without the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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My poop is purple is that bad
obviously you're a colourful character then. yes. go to the doctor.
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Do you really LOL (Laugh Out Loud) when you write LOL in an answer or a comment?
occasionaly. alot of the time there's nothing else to say but I have to give a reply.
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Do you occasionally come across a question that threatens to single-handedly disprove the idea that there is no such thing as a stupid question?
Now now, there's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.
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Do you remember the exact moment when you lost your mind?
Never had a mind in the first place.
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If you spelled your name backwards would it actually make a word?
Anal. Nice.
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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?
Act like a caveman & run around with a stuffed toy snake, swinging it around over your head. Slightly creepy.
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If every human was given a Warning Label to their names, what would yours read?
WARNING: Fragile. Handle with caution. Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Getting in the way may cause bleeding from the eyes and death. Keep out of reach of children. Not a toy. If annoyed further strangulation and/or injured feelings and pride may occur
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What is the first name the person you miss the most?
Aleksija, or Lela, my grandma. She died recently, & it still hurts. in 2nd place is April my soul sista & best friend. I lost contact with her and then was told that she had tried to commit suicide by taking 2 boxes of panadol & cutting her wrists. I don't know where she is now, she was in hospital but my parents wouldn't let me visit.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
No school. I feel the erupting volcano stop.
It's I Am Jack by Susanna Gervay. Right at the end of the chapter.
lol.
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How often do you give points?
I give points if i think the person really deserves it.
Often, i forget to, though.
lol.
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What are the negative things about dating or marriage?
The possibility of rejection.
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What is a monocle and where would you wear it?
a monocle is glasses for one eye. you wear it if you have a problem with one eye, or if you're going to a costume party.
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What attracts you most to the opposite sex?
His eyes...
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According to you, what is the most attractive physical feature of the opposite sex?
Ok... the feature that attracts me to a guy has gotta be.... his eyes. I don't know what it is, but something about their eyes just makes me love 'em!!
My physical rules for a guy are...
1. Has to have the right eyes... I know when I see them.
2. Has to be taller than me
3. Stands up straight- not hunched over
4. His arms have to be strong, but not plastic-muscley.
5. Not...
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Do you have a crush but are too shy to mention it?
Yes I do!!! It's awful.... I just wanna tell him, but what if he doesn't like me.... It took a massive effort for me just talking to him for the first time..... YES I KNOW I'M VERY SHY lol
It's pathetic. But I really think i love him. sort of an unrequited love, I doubt of all people he would love ME and i know there's a 99% chance that he doesn't love me.......
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If you can get rid of one food what would it be
veggies lol
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I have brown hair.
I have blonde hair.
I have red hair.
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What should I do right now? I am really bored..
www.bored.com
www.addictinggames.com
Also, Google "Grow games"
Or, Google whatever pops into your head, like "bubblegum"
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Has anyone already spent too much on their children for xmas? I know I have
Hehe....
My mommy and daddy bought me a Guess handbag and a new mobile phone.
I'm laughin'.
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What does not have teeth but sometimes bites?
Mozzies
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Would you rather have a million dollars or find true love?
True love.
True love = happiness.
Money = robberies and home invasion.
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Do you ever feel like you are second choice?
Always.......
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
lol.
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What should you do if life hands you lemons?
Throw them at people, laugh and ask life for more
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If you received $500 right now, and had to spend it immediately, how would you spend it?
SHOPPING SPREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why does this world have to be so messed up?
Because of humans and sin.
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Who is your hero?
Jesus is my all time favourite hero, because he is perfect in every way and LOVES US!!!
Another hero of mine is Amy Lee of Evanescence, because she is living proof that no matter how hard things may get, you can still be successful and happy.
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In a world where only cats and dogs exist, who would survive and how?
If only domestic cats & dogs live, Then dogs win. Cats won't be able to survive up in the trees forever.
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Who would win: Your mom or Dad?
In a physical fight, I'm not sure... My dad's a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do, but my mom has long hard nails, and she's a woman, which would make my dad a girl-basher, which i know he hates, so he would never hit a girl in the first place!
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Who is faster the flash, superman, sonic, road runner or ME? :3
WOOOOOOO!!! You all the way!!! all the rest are so slow that they go their fastest and still never leave the screen (duh lol) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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In which ways does watching The Brady Bunch and Leave it to Beaver make you personally feel odd?
I look at the Brady Bunch and think "No wonder they turned out so weird, their dad is gay...."
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A naked lady obviously in distress stops your car on a desolated stretch of highway do you give her a ride?
No. She's probably a mental patient or serial killer.
Lock your doors and ask what's wrong
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If I drew a six foot circle around my chair and declared it my personal territory, would you cross the line into my space? Why or why not?
Yes because I'm annoying lol
Just kidding
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BOB THE BUILDER!!!!CAN HE BUILD IT?!!!!! 0_O
BOB THE BUILDER!!!! NO IT'S SCREWED!!!!!0_O
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Are we the only people to give our pets middle names?
Yes you are.
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How do middle names work when naming the newborn? What's the trick into giving a newborn a middle name?
Ok the name goes inbetween the 1st and last names.It should fit nicely and not make the name too long.
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Do you have a dog or a cat?
What is it's name?
I have a cat named Gizmo.
Any other pets....frog, ferret, etc.
I have a little doggie named Wishbone and a pet rock called Bob.
Not really, but still lol. I do have Wishbone, though.
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What are some good names for pets, whether a cat, a dog, a parrot, etc?
For a dog, Nugget, because it's a cool name.
A dog does nuggets.
Ew.
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What's a good name for a cat? I found him at Wal-Greens. I already have Lloyd, Lucy, Smidgen, Princess Smurf, Tipper, Mojo, Cocoa, Sunny and Bonehead (the dog).
What about Smokey? it seems to fit the colour.
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What do women want from men?
We want companionship. we want a man who will look after us and want us for us. We want to be able to run to him, sobbing, with makeup running, just a tracksuit on, hair a mess, and have him say "You're beautiful" and mean it.
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What color shirt are you wearing?
Dark green top and navy blue shorts-It's my school uniform. SCHOOL'S FINALLY OUT!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Do you feel that blue is really the color of depression and sadness?
There is no such thing as the colour of sadness. However, I've never seen someone wear dark blue without looking like someone from the navy, and it's a sad sight when someone does..... does that count??
It will be a miracle if i ever see a piece of clothing that is dark blue that actually looks good on me or anyone in my city. But I'm praying for it!!!
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What colour do you never wear? Why?
I would never wear all-white:anywhere you go, there will be dirt. It could be quite scary.
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My Wedding colors are lilac and white. What colors should my groomsmen wear?
Black tux with white shirt & a lilac flower. Doesn't have to be a lilac, just anything that colour.
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What actor that generally plays a good guy would you like to see as a villain?
Hmmmm..... Zac Efron. HA!
He's cute.
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Don't you hate it when a real good actor/actress that you like, turns out to be a real jerk?
Yes. I mean, look at Lindsay Lohan in mean girls!!! She was supposed to be Regina, but didn't want kids to think she was actually a mean bimbo. lol! Look at her NOW!!!
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What’s a phrase or saying you say a lot?
"Um like yeah"
I'm a teenager, I have the right!!!
Right???
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What is your definition of happiness?
To be loved by someone unconditionally.
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Whats your definition of "emo"
It's actually a style of music. What people do to themselves/others actually has nothing to do with it.
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What does being insecure mean to you?
To have little/no self esteem, or to not be happy with something about yourself, generally to do with looks :)
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If being overweight is a big part of your life, what would your new focus be once you've lost all the weight? Wouldn't you feel pretty accomplished like theres nothing else to do?
You wanna then think "ok new goal is to keep it off"...
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If you can name a baby after a type of food, what would it be?
Milo
Apple (lol)
Crossaint
Oranjelo
Lemahjelo
Pepsi
Cocaine(not a food, but anyway)
Kandy
Soda
Peaches
Tootsie
Carmello
Caramel
Marijuana
Chocolate
Onion
Paprika
Garlic
Brandy
Orio(Oreo)
Margerine
Taffy
There's more, but I can't think of them right now
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What would be a weird name for a baby?
ok.... here we go!!!
Izajasz, Ivri, Balagovinda, Xue...... And these are all boys names!!!
The URL is http://www.babynamesworld.com/
try it
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If you have a baby, what would you name him/her?
If I had a girl, I'd call her Alexia, Christina or Claire
If I had a boy, I'd name him Alex, Josiah, Azrael or Zach
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What are some good male and female names for my baby?
Girl: Gabriella, Sophie, Annabelle, Christina, Philippa.
Boy: Bradley, Brett, Isaiah, Shane, Jarryd.
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What is the one thing you want to do most before you die?
.... Find my one true love & soulmate, my Mr. Right......
ehe....:)
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Do you think that your race detirmens how good you are at something, like say dancing?
Most certainly not!! however, people are still gonna think that. why, the world may never know.
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Do you think that in world the guys like "Jason Bourne (david webb) " exist ? (I mean to ask not about his profession but about the skill and presense of mind he was shown with)?
possible, but highly, highly, HIGHLY unlikely. almost impossible, but that 0.0000000000000001% chance is there...... sort of...
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Isnt it a mistake to broadcast any images of the sick freak spree killers?
definitely. The families of people that were killed wouldn't be able to take it, as well as friends, acquaintances, family friends, friend's friends.... the list goes right on to the totally random person right across the other side of the earth who has no idea who the victim is.
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In your opinion is transhumanism ethical? why/why not?
No. What happens happens and you are how you're made. You shouldn't change that, unless of course something that is a part of you is highly dangerous or ugly and if you don't do something, anything, you could die by the age of 20.
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Opinions please:)My government class had a discussion( more like an argument) today. The topic was Is society on the incline(is the quality/morality improving) or the decline(quality/morality is deteriorating)What do YOU think?
well, quality is on the incline-everything is expensive and you generally look strange without the "latest fashion", and morality is on the decline. We have 10 year olds thinking about how they want to have sex with someone. Morality???? What morality?????
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What is your biggest Pet Peeve?
People that think they can tell you how to live, people who think they know everything, people who think they know everything about you, people who exploit anything they may know about you...... The list goes on.....
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What time is acceptable to phone someone on a weekday? What's too early and what's too late?
it all depends on the person-are there kids? do they work during the day? are they morning people, or do they like their sleep-ins??
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I am gonna be making my parents a surprise anniversary party, and I was wondering if there are any suggestions on some good wine out there? I was also wondering what Kind of music should be played at the party, its just a small gathering with close family
depending on the kind of party, i would say either sort classical music, or whatever your parents like. As for wine, I'm not sure.
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What nicknames were you called in grade school?
I got called lots of different things...
1. edited versions of my name, such as Lani-la. People got bored.
2. Cow-'coz i'm not one! ha! This is why one of my friends gets called fat.
There's lots more, too...
two of my friends call themselves Captain Fatz & Lanky Lad, & I wouldn't have a clue why.
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Do you have someone that you just can't stop thinking about throughout your days? Always on your mind no matter what you do? I do... :o)
Yes, I do..... :P I'm thinking about him right now..... Always am, though.
I really am a sad case, he's on my mind 24/7!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
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Your quote.. "My love is a ______."?
...person....?
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CAN U LOVE A MARRIED MAN AND CAN HE LOVE YOU?
You can love a married man, and he can love you.
However, it will probably result in much more pain than necessary, emotionally for everyone, and, thanks to the rejected wife, lots of physical pain for the man.
It's possible, but dangerous.
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Where do you think the conection with the heart and love originated. Because the heart is just an organ.
It's because the ancient egyptians saw the heart as the centre of emotions and feeling. Nowadays, we know it's actually the brain, but it's just not the same. So we left it as heart.
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In your honest opinion, what do you think should be the punishment for sex offenders? I am talking about the hard core ones not the flashers and 17 year olds with a 15 year old girl friend.
Hmmm.... Maybe send them on a "holiday to Bali, or another place that does death by firing squad.
And of course, plant drugs in their bag.
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How tall should a 15 year old girl be?
Any height!!! If you're short, well lots of guys like girls shorter than them, and if you're tall, you could be a model!!!! Either way, you're always awesome how you are. Don't worry!
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
"You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
You never know dear,
How much I love you,
So please don't take my sunshine away....."
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At what age did you have your first crush?
Errrrr...... 13....... Which is now.
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My friends always say mean stuff. Like one says "glasses dont suit everyone" looking at my glasses.. another one said today "your faded hair color looks bad"... someone will say that my clothes look cheap... I feel so low and inferior, plz advice me
That is not friend behaviour. that is not even human behaviour. When they pick out a fault, you pick one back. If they say to not do that, then they're not friends. If they back off, you've just completed the first step towards taming them. they're using you as a doormat, and that's not your job, so tell them to get stuffed. Or, when they say "Glasses don't suit...
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If you asked a girl/boy to dance and she/he said I'd rather kill myself than dance with you what would be your action?
hand them a knife & just stand there for a while.
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What does it mean if a girl wants to physically be with you but does not want to my girlfriend?
Personally, i don't see a difference between the two.
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What do I do. My boyfriend wants to ahve a baby but i dont want to have kids right now. And he want to be engaged and wants get married this june. But i want to say i love you to him because its like our relationship revolves around sex. Help?
So the whole relationship is meaningless.... personally, I think you should say to him "I love you". If he doesn't respond lovingly, then he really is just using you as a doormat. Remember, saying no and losing him is nowhere near as bad as saying yes and ending up as a mother of 101 and with a rhino for a husband.You really don't want to wreck your life like that. So, ask....
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I'm a 16 year old guy and about to have my first proper relationship. What should I know so that I don't screw it up, because I really like this girl
ok make sure you get your priorities right (she won't just want sex) and make sure you always act the same as normal around everybody. don't lie, don't cheat. don't just use and abuse her, but don't let her walk all over you either. But most of all, just be yourself. If she doesn't like that, then she's not for you.
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What would you do if a guy made you give him a blow job?
Personally, I'd smack him one and then bash the living daylights out of him (and obviously call the police)!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do teenage people get pregnant at a young age?
We as teenagers don't believe that of all the people it could happen to, it's YOU. Also, adults often see us as kids, but teenagers think we're all grown up and don't realize that we've come a long way but still have so far to go.
I am a teenager who strongly believes in abstinence being the key.
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How come every time I reach into my coatpocket ppl scream he's got a gun and drop to the floor?
Is this a trick question?? If not, you should probably try to make yourself look less suspicious, if you know what I mean.....
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Do you believe in hunting animals for fur?
Not animals like tigers, but to hunt animals like cattle because we eat the meat, or, in places like Australia, animals like foxes because if we don't kill them, they kill our native endangered species
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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants?
Not all, but most....
All we have to do is find a boy who actually cares...
and if he doesn't, then he dies.
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Ok this is a hard one, but please help! I've had some hard things happen to me lately, and I don't think I'm coping well. I feel sad and worthless all the time, and about once a week at any time, I get this rush of hate & hopelessness. What's wrong?
Continuing this, since there wasn't enough room, I can't tell my family because they'll only make it worse, and i would tell my friends, but they don't care, and can't listen for peanuts. what's wrong with me, & what do i do??
thankyou lolly, but the school counsellors are scary and rarely help. thankyou anyway, and you've made me feel much better now...