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Answer to Whats the first thing you do when you get to your hotel room?

Tue, 06 May 2008 07:39:33 -0700

Whats the first thing you do when you get to your hotel room?

adjust the Heater/ac unit

Answer to Is hillary clinton a guy in disguise

Fri, 02 May 2008 18:36:21 -0700

Is hillary clinton a guy in disguise

I think she looks like Paul McCartney.

Answer to When did Elliot Ness die?

Fri, 02 May 2008 18:34:12 -0700

When did Elliot Ness die?

Eliot Ness (April 19, 1903 – May 16, 1957)

Answer to When I bite into a York Peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I...........................

Thu, 01 May 2008 18:33:20 -0700

When I bite into a York Peppermint patty, I get the sensation that I...........................

..bit into a York Peppermint Patty.

Answer to Should american idol replace paula abdul?

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:29:58 -0700

Should american idol replace paula abdul?

The show is slowly dying. The ratings keep falling. Anytime anyone talks about anybody on there it helps them get more viewers. If people talk about Paula acting weird or messing up then people will watch to to see if she does. Any publicity is good publicity. So they need her for the stories.

Answer to Do you have a reclining chair/couch?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:14:33 -0700

Do you have a reclining chair/couch?

Our sofa and love seat both recline on both ends. So thats like 4 recliners.

Answer to What is your favorite t.v. show that you feel was cancelled before it's time?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:08:36 -0700

What is your favorite t.v. show that you feel was cancelled before it's time?

Deadwood and Lucky Louie

Answer to Can you take a joke or do you get offended by every little thing that is said?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:01:54 -0700

Can you take a joke or do you get offended by every little thing that is said?

I am hard to offend with humor. I love cringe humor.

Answer to Is anyone here at AB prejiduce?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:00:07 -0700

Is anyone here at AB prejiduce?

Everyone is prejudice. Prejudice is a preconceived judgment or opinion. For some reason people confuse it with discrimination and racism. If you say you don't like a certain food without trying it then you are prejudice toward that food.

Answer to Pro violent video games or anti?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:38:42 -0700

Pro violent video games or anti?

I am so Pro. I like to play them and I don't believe violent video games encourage real violence. I think the news channels promote much more violence than a video game. When there is a public shooting the news gives the nuts all sorts of attention and breed the copy cats.

Answer to So what! I have a different opinion then you, why is that hard to deal with?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:32:12 -0700

So what! I have a different opinion then you, why is that hard to deal with?

I don't have a problem with a difference of opinion. It's all the differences that make life interesting.

Answer to Which celebrity do you find boring?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:28:51 -0700

Which celebrity do you find boring?

Larry King

Answer to Are you a puzzle, or an open book?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:26:21 -0700

Are you a puzzle, or an open book?

I am a puzzle but it's one of those four piece puzzles they give to pre-schoolers.

Answer to If you were a place, what type of place would you be?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:23:23 -0700

If you were a place, what type of place would you be?

A Strip Club. :)

Answer to What color is YOUR brain?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:20:03 -0700

What color is YOUR brain?

Don't they always refer to it as gray matter.

Answer to What do you do better than most people you know?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:14:40 -0700

What do you do better than most people you know?

MS Access Databasing.

Answer to What was the hardest thing you've ever done, Physical or mental?

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:51:31 -0700

What was the hardest thing you've ever done, Physical or mental?

I worked on oil well pumping units. I had to knock bearings out with a twenty-pound sledge hammer while standing on a crank that is about a foot wide and is around ten feet in the air. I also hand to climb to the top of the beam and connect a 1 1/8 steel cable from the truck to the pumping unit....

Answer to Would a change do you good?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:52:52 -0700

Would a change do you good?

Sure and a shower would help too.

Answer to What will save me?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:43:32 -0700

What will save me?

A deep freezer?

Answer to What do you think is the acceptable age difference between 2 people dating or married?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:33:21 -0700

What do you think is the acceptable age difference between 2 people dating or married?

no more than 90

Answer to What should a guy be looking for in a wife?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:31:49 -0700

What should a guy be looking for in a wife?

Start with a single woman.

Answer to How can one kill a tree secretively?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:25:23 -0700

How can one kill a tree secretively?

Drive a copper nail in its root base.

Answer to What does Yoda and Grover from Sesame Street have in common?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:18:51 -0700

What does Yoda and Grover from Sesame Street have in common?

They are both muppets.

Answer to What's everyone having for dinner tonight?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:17:39 -0700

What's everyone having for dinner tonight?

Baked Ziti. Yup.

Answer to Did you know the word "Gullible" was written on the ceiling?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:16:22 -0700

Did you know the word "Gullible" was written on the ceiling?

It better not be I just painted all the ceilings.

Answer to Who is the hottest person on AB in real life?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:15:01 -0700

Who is the hottest person on AB in real life?

There are so many to pick from. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/72716

Answer to When life hands you make

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:11:40 -0700

When life hands you __ make __

Shit, Shit sandwiches.

Answer to What is the cheapest way to get from New York to London this October?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:09:28 -0700

What is the cheapest way to get from New York to London this October?

Maybe a you could be a courier. A quick search got me this: http://www.couriertravel.org/ I don't know anything about them. I bet there are others.

Answer to What is your sign and what are 2 characteristics of your zodiac symbol that fit you 100 % ??

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:02:06 -0700

What is your sign and what are 2 characteristics of your zodiac symbol that fit you 100 % ??

Leo 1)Fun-loving 2)Playful

Answer to How many days are in 100,000 hours?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:56:38 -0700

How many days are in 100,000 hours?

100,000/24 = 4166.67

Answer to Do you ever sit and wonder how the hell your life got so complicated?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:53:19 -0700

Do you ever sit and wonder how the hell your life got so complicated?

I used to. Then I learned not to complicate things. Most of it is self inflicted and it really never amounts to much. I learned to roll with the punches.

Answer to How can the sun be so hot and not explode with all that heat and what ever is making it burn.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:46:18 -0700

How can the sun be so hot and not explode with all that heat and what ever is making it burn.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/sun.htm

Answer to What is your least favorite type of pet rodent? Why?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:22:57 -0700

What is your least favorite type of pet rodent? Why?

Squeaking Guinea Pigs.

Answer to What is an appropriate reward for someone who helps you to set up your computer at no cost?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:21:45 -0700

What is an appropriate reward for someone who helps you to set up your computer at no cost?

Repay the favor with something you can do. Dinner is a good idea too.

Answer to Do you have a song for you and your significant other?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:17:33 -0700

Do you have a song for you and your significant other?

This one...

Answer to If everything was legalized would we still have crime?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:15:05 -0700

If everything was legalized would we still have crime?

Crimes against humanity?

Answer to I want to buy a 19" LCD monitor. Staples has one on sale for $149.98, it is an acer, I don't have any knowledge of their products. It is a widescreen monitor. www.staples.com/ it's on the front page. Yhank You for any help..

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:11:23 -0700

I want to buy a 19" LCD monitor. Staples has one on sale for $149.98, it is an acer, I don't have any knowledge of their products. It is a widescreen monitor. www.staples.com/ it's on the front page. Yhank You for any help..

It sounds like a good deal. Newegg.com shows 455 reviews with a average rating of 5. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824009091

Answer to What can we do to stimulate our economy?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:07:18 -0700

What can we do to stimulate our economy?

Stop being a consuming nation and go back to being a producing nation. In other words stop all the out-sourcing and importing.

Answer to What tricks can your cat do?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:02:19 -0700

What tricks can your cat do?

Sleep 20 hours a day.

Answer to Have we made it to the future yet?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:01:37 -0700

Have we made it to the future yet?

Its kind of like tomorrow, it never comes.

Answer to Is it true 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:58:23 -0700

Is it true 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions?

but isn't that a ratio?

Answer to Does Little Debbie have sweet cakes?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:57:33 -0700

Does Little Debbie have sweet cakes?

You can go to jail for that.

Answer to If you met Jesus, what will you tell him?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:46:47 -0700

If you met Jesus, what will you tell him?

Hello

Answer to Do you think players should be allowed to fight in Hockey?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:43:57 -0700

Do you think players should be allowed to fight in Hockey?

It sells tickets.

Answer to What human food will your dog refuse to eat?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:42:05 -0700

What human food will your dog refuse to eat?

Lettuce

Answer to Which country do you think has the most beautiful name?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:40:08 -0700

Which country do you think has the most beautiful name?

Bangkok, its sounds painful.

Answer to What makes you what you are?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:37:07 -0700

What makes you what you are?

Lots of cells.

Answer to Where is the worst place to be sunburned?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:35:47 -0700

Where is the worst place to be sunburned?

The bottom of your feet. How would you not touch it every time you took a step?

Answer to Should Barak Obama's pastor be punished for his actions?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:32:28 -0700

Should Barak Obama's pastor be punished for his actions?

He is free to say whatever he wants.

Answer to What food or tradition is your hometown "known for"?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:31:06 -0700

What food or tradition is your hometown "known for"?

Steak Fingers!

Answer to What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:29:38 -0700

What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?

He eats it. Occam's razor. :)

Answer to The term rate in percent problems refer to what?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:27:45 -0700

The term rate in percent problems refer to what?

In a percentage problems, rate usually means the percentage.

Answer to Who made you a fighter?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:25:20 -0700

Who made you a fighter?

My two older brothers.

Answer to Are you worth a lick?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:22:00 -0700

Are you worth a lick?

I may not be worth a lick but I do like it. :)

Answer to If you had to pick either a fork or spoon to use as your only eating utensil for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (Please no cheating...you can't pick spork) :)

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:21:06 -0700

If you had to pick either a fork or spoon to use as your only eating utensil for the rest of your life, which would you choose? (Please no cheating...you can't pick spork) :)

Fork. I hardly ever use a spoon.

Answer to Do you have a webcam?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:16:57 -0700

Do you have a webcam?

Yes, but its mounted in someone else's shower. :)

Answer to Did you "get lucky" on prom night?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:13:42 -0700

Did you "get lucky" on prom night?

It depends how you look at it. I did have sex and she later became my EX-WIFE.

Answer to Who is your favorite character on the Addams Family?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:12:36 -0700

Who is your favorite character on the Addams Family?

Lurch

Answer to Has Obama's Paster affected your vote?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:11:04 -0700

Has Obama's Paster affected your vote?

Nope. I was never going to vote for Obama in the first place.

Answer to Do you close the bathroom door when its only you and your mate at home?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:09:27 -0700

Do you close the bathroom door when its only you and your mate at home?

Yup. Even if no one but me is home I still close it.

Answer to When did you last get a sunburn?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:05:51 -0700

When did you last get a sunburn?

Sunday

Answer to What song best describes your bad side (mine is Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats)?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:05:12 -0700

What song best describes your bad side (mine is Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats)?

How about this one...

Answer to What is scarier than pirate gorillas with laser guns?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:03:28 -0700

What is scarier than pirate gorillas with laser guns?

Scorned female ninjas. :)

Answer to Fill in the blank with what would freak you out in such a scenario: your neighbor pounds on your door and anxiously asks for_________________.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:01:26 -0700

Fill in the blank with what would freak you out in such a scenario: your neighbor pounds on your door and anxiously asks for_________________.

Duct tape, some rope, and a shovel.

Answer to How do I convince my bf to get a job? He's always at home and he won't do anything! I love him very much, but this is getting to me. How can I motivate him?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:52:05 -0700

How do I convince my bf to get a job? He's always at home and he won't do anything! I love him very much, but this is getting to me. How can I motivate him?

Move on. If he is this much of a problem now he will only be a bigger problem later. Life is too short to be with a loser.

Answer to Why do I enjoy you all so much?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:45:46 -0700

Why do I enjoy you all so much?

Tastes great, less filling?

Answer to Make a prediction...Within the next 10 seconds I will_______. Did you predict correctly?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:42:56 -0700

Make a prediction...Within the next 10 seconds I will_______. Did you predict correctly?

Click the mouse. Yes I did. :)

Answer to What was you first job?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:39:00 -0700

What was you first job?

Lane Mechanic in a Bowling Alley

Answer to What is the best dog for a single guy to have?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:34:27 -0700

What is the best dog for a single guy to have?

this one...

Answer to How many of you can draw? Links of your best work?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:32:02 -0700

How many of you can draw? Links of your best work?

This is the only kind of drawing I could do.

Answer to Are there people you dislike here in the AB community?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:27:36 -0700

Are there people you dislike here in the AB community?

Not really dislike but there are some that annoy me.

Answer to Have you given up on the idea of ever getting married?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:25:21 -0700

Have you given up on the idea of ever getting married?

I have. I don't think I will ever get married again. (BTW I am happily married:)

Answer to What is your most useless kitchen appliance?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:19:01 -0700

What is your most useless kitchen appliance?

Me. I try to stay out of there.

Answer to This guy in my school said "fothermucker" and the teacher write him up and he got detention, why is that? He didn't pronounce it with f and m switched.

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:02:37 -0700

This guy in my school said "fothermucker" and the teacher write him up and he got detention, why is that? He didn't pronounce it with f and m switched.

His intent. It's like saying a guy pulled a gun but didn't shoot it why should he go to jail?

Answer to Do you grumble to yourself at the gas tank?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:00:32 -0700

Do you grumble to yourself at the gas tank?

Not really. Just buy some oil company stocks and count it as a wash.

Answer to Do you prefer Albert Einstein,Michael Jackson,Britney Spears or Nicolas Cage?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:58:17 -0700

Do you prefer Albert Einstein,Michael Jackson,Britney Spears or Nicolas Cage?

Albert Einstein

Answer to What is a poker hand of pairs of aces and eights commonly called?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:56:21 -0700

What is a poker hand of pairs of aces and eights commonly called?

Dead man's hand. Wild Bill Hickok had this hand when he was shot.

Answer to In your opinion, does capitalism bring out greed?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:41:23 -0700

In your opinion, does capitalism bring out greed?

I believe greed is there no matter what economic structure you live under. Do you think there are greedy people in China, Cuba, Iran, or North Korea?

Answer to Let's play _________?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:23:21 -0700

Let's play _________?

Doctor or Army. I hope y'all know the "Let's Play Army" joke. :)

Answer to How far would you go to save your partner from danger?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:21:19 -0700

How far would you go to save your partner from danger?

Any means necessary with no regard for my own safety.

Answer to How many times a month do you clean your bathroom?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:17:24 -0700

How many times a month do you clean your bathroom?

Me personally, zero. My wife has decided Sunday is cleaning day. Her and the kids clean everything every Sunday. So they get cleaned 4 times a month.

Answer to What is a good present for my two year old on his birthday?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:14:50 -0700

What is a good present for my two year old on his birthday?

It really doesn't matter. I remember going crazy buying all sorts of toys just to watch them play with the boxes or the bows.

Answer to What's your favorite aroma to wake up to?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:11:28 -0700

What's your favorite aroma to wake up to?

Cinammon

Answer to Do you believe in Gun control? Do you own a Gun? And lastly are you male or female?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:43:36 -0700

Do you believe in Gun control? Do you own a Gun? And lastly are you male or female?

I believe in gun control. I have great control of my guns. I hit what I am at. I have a large gun collection. I am all male. :)

Answer to In a recently introduced Q. of mine I wrote "faim" subconsciously or through misprinting the letters as"fame". Couldn't AB activate something to warn me?

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:33:02 -0700

In a recently introduced Q. of mine I wrote "faim" subconsciously or through misprinting the letters as"fame". Couldn't AB activate something to warn me?

Use Firefox or put Google toolbar on your current browser. It has a spell check too.

Answer to How much would you spend when you eat out?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:39:00 -0700

How much would you spend when you eat out?

around $50

Answer to Am I the only person in the first world without a digital camera?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:33:57 -0700

Am I the only person in the first world without a digital camera?

Do you not have a crappy one on your cell phone?

Answer to Why do sports stars get paid better then the teachers we entrust our children's minds to?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:32:25 -0700

Why do sports stars get paid better then the teachers we entrust our children's minds to?

Because sports stars generate measurable income and their salaries do not come from our taxes. I do think teachers should receive more than they do. My wife is a teacher.

Answer to What do you think of flashers?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:26:26 -0700

What do you think of flashers?

I think you should use them when you are stopped on the shoulder of the highway.

Answer to I'm buying a computer. Should I buy Apple or PC? Why?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:24:33 -0700

I'm buying a computer. Should I buy Apple or PC? Why?

What do you plan on doing with it? Audio and video stuff then Mac. Online gaming, PC. Just surfing the neat? Cheap PC.

Answer to Who has actually touched snow?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:15:25 -0700

Who has actually touched snow?

Many times. I hope "snow" isn't someones name.

Answer to Whats buried in your back yard?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:03:14 -0700

Whats buried in your back yard?

A sprinkler system and.....

Answer to What's the silliest, weirdest, most stupid, or funniest thing you've ever seen somebody do while driving a car?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:57:06 -0700

What's the silliest, weirdest, most stupid, or funniest thing you've ever seen somebody do while driving a car?

I saw a car weaving and thought it was a drunk. Then I saw the girl in the passenger seat sit up. Gee for some reason she seemed to have her head in the drivers lap. Hmmm go figure.

Answer to If you good be any super hero who would it be and why?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:43:57 -0700

If you good be any super hero who would it be and why?

I played City of Heros online for 2 years. The best Super Heros were mine :)

Answer to Aren't you glad we don't have to answer every question on the front page before we could move on to the next one?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:36:03 -0700

Aren't you glad we don't have to answer every question on the front page before we could move on to the next one?

If they did I would get a lot more DR's and flagged for nonsense.

Answer to Can you describe your life with a six word sentence?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:29:27 -0700

Can you describe your life with a six word sentence?

Not what I planned, its better.

Answer to What are the tell tale signs of AB addiction?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:11:42 -0700

What are the tell tale signs of AB addiction?

If you pass up sex to stay on AB.

Answer to Did anyone else go to Rolex this weekend?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:05:11 -0700

Did anyone else go to Rolex this weekend?

I had to look it up. http://www.rk3de.org/ Its a horsey thing. :) Did you compete?

Answer to Urine Testing:Like a lot of folks, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the gov. distributes my taxes as it sees fit. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:02:37 -0700

Urine Testing:Like a lot of folks, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the gov. distributes my taxes as it sees fit. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

It sounds good but then some politician looking for the druggie vote would make a special program for the people that fail the drug test.

Answer to Would you be willing to pay double the price for fast food items if you knew that you would get 4 times the current quality of food and service? Yes, the employees would earn 1 1/2 as much as they currently do.

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:53:50 -0700

Would you be willing to pay double the price for fast food items if you knew that you would get 4 times the current quality of food and service? Yes, the employees would earn 1 1/2 as much as they currently do.

Nah. Its easier to just go to a quality restaurant.