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Display name: Meg is exhausted
Gender: female
Location: Virginia USA
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Date joined: December 1st, 2007
Last seen: January 4th, 2012
About me: Tonight (2/19/09) at 11:30 pm I lost one of my heroes.

I'll miss you, Pop Pop. You were everything to me. I'm sorry I didn't tell you that more often. Thanks for being one of the good guys. I love you.....I'll miss you...
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According to NerdTests.com, I am an "Uber Cool History/Lit Geek"....and I'm totally ok with that;)

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And now, for your viewing pleasure, pictures of my girls....aren't they gorgeous!
(Maggie and Abigail are the Goldens, Eloise is the Pug:)

Maggie and Abby

Eloise
Amazingly enough,I survived my 30th Birthday...with the assistance of copious amounts of alcohol and a great deal of denial;)
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Son of a bitch.

Yesterday I turned 30.

30!!!

Ain't that just craptastic!!

*sigh*

There was stuff I was supposed to do before I was 30! Like go cave diving! Get over my irrational fear of moths!! Drink my way through southern France! REPRODUCE!!

Don't worry...I'll get over myself eventually. I just need to get this little freak-out out of my system......


Now, if you'll pardon me, I'm going to find something very alcoholic and try to numb horror of it all.....;)


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Open Letter to the Jackass Who DRed Me With -3's Repeatedly In The Span Of A Few Minutes:



You are an idiot.


Good luck with that.

Smooches!
Meg






Don't be an AB Martyr! Grrrrr!
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I received the NICEST COMPLIMENT EVER today.........:)
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2771027

Thanks, Andy!!!! Do you suppose the DMV would let me add "Ass-Kicker Extraordinare" as my middle name on my driver's license?
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Has anyone seen my dangerbra???????
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Hooray for answers that include ME! ;)
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3199417

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Here is, hands down, one of my favorite threads ever.
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2372287

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ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Here are my new rules if you want me to be part of your wedding party. It is sad that I have to institute these, but after this last wedding, it has become alarmingly neccessary:

1) I refuse to wear the following: hats, ruffles, hoop skirts, petticoats, anything theme related, taffeta, and large bows on my ass. AND NO MORE PINK!!!!!

2) Do not expect me to keep your pathetically and eternally horny perverted uncle/cousin/stepfat her entertained and out of trouble all weekend. You can't possibly afford my going rate and I don't believe in freebies (;))

3) If one of your bartenders skips out, don't expect me to fill in the entire reception just because I made killer rum runners in college. it's the caterers job to do that crap. I just came for the open bar.

4) If you pull a bridezilla and flip your lid, don't expect me to stand there and take your unwarrented ABUSE. I will kick your ass.

5) I DO NOT do conga lines, the elctric slide, soldier boy, macarena, or the hustle. I will, however, do the Hokey Pokey.

6) you damn well better have an open bar if you expect me to put up with your crazy ass relatives and your husband's obnoxious frat buddies.

Got it? Good. now we understand each other. Just wanted to make sure we were on the same page......;)

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!


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Actually, I'm pretty boring. But I love to procrastinate. Hence, I love AB. It's my procrastinating enabler. If you want to contribute to my procrastinating, email me, but mention AB so I don't delete your ass, thinking I've been spammed again. If you ask nicely, I might give you my IM name, or maybe not. It depends on how much of bitch I'm being at that given moment;)

I also have a tendency to be the "Meanest Girl Alive". I try to hide my inner "Mean Girl" but sometimes she's just too damn powerful to contain.

And apparently I'm ignorant and just plain cruel to cute little furry woodland creatures simply because I'm a Republican. Word is I should be ashamed of myself. But I'm not. Socialism is just plain retarded.

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Here's a link to my answer that has my Idiot Girl theme song :"F**k Was I", by Jenny Owen Youngs. Seriously, not a day goes by that I don't have the opportunity to say "What the fuck was I thinking?????"

http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2564620

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