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are you afraid of trees?
only during hurricanes as the become missiles
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What vegetable is Jack Daniel's made from?
dandelion I think
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Why does McDonald's charge extra for lettuce and tomato on their fish sandwich? Do they give you a discount if you tell them no lettuce and tomato on another sandwich?
if you get a BLT at mcd without lettuce and tomato it is only a B
its like getting a blowjob without a woman
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Is this website for anything besides stupid questions?
yes you are here so you answered your own question
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If your peni/vagin could talk, what do you think it will say?
if penis and vagina could talk they'd likely say 'lets get together'.
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What do you think should happen to Captain Schettino?
put him on a dinghy in the middle of the atlantic along with a pistol
and one bullet
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What is taught in boat safety courses?
how to evade the coast guard
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What is the name of the thing to look at stars&coordinates?
eyeballs
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Sitting at street-side cafe table in New York watching people walk past on busy sidewalk: what attracts your attention?
big bouncy hooters
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I was walking through the city today a beautiful summer day
but this guy was lying on the busy sidewalk dirty and wrapped in a blanket. Why?
it was cold and he hadn't showered yet!
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How easily can a man be killed by having his head bashed into the sidewalk, or being punched in the nose while lying on the sidewalk?
I'll meet you somewhere and we'll find out.
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This morning I went shopping with my daughters in a large department store. I was shocked to see a lot of parents opening up packages and damaging them, making a mess, and letting their kids run loose without minding them. What do you think about this?
welfare people don't give a shit about anything
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What is the most beautiful thing in Christianity?
The pope's hat
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What is the most beautiful thing in Christianity?
All the gold in Rome
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What is the most beautiful thing in Christianity?
aside from being responsible for every war thats ever been waged ,NOTHING!
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Who coined the phrase,Once we were many ,now we are few?
wasn't jeremiah a bullfrog?
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Wot does it feel like when a guy cums in u
like someone with a cold blows their nose in there
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I'm Addicted to cumming into my girl friends rectum is this a problem?
anal sex can be a shitty experience at best
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When you were young -did you do anything that 'amazed' your parents?
Ya, they were infertile and i was born anyway
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To the guys or anyone: How do you make your penis fatter. Not longer but fatter.
slam it in a door
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Who would rob a blood bank?
a hemo down on his globin
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What are wating times for emergency rooms where you live?
Where do you live, Utopia?
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What are wating times for emergency rooms where you live?
Where I live you may as well bring breakfast,lunch,supper and a good book
thats for any hospital covered by the WRHA
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Where would you like to wake up naked?
underneath Catherine zeta Jones
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What caused the phenomena known as the "baby boom"?
old people having sex
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Have you ever posted a question on here asking for an opinion,but got a bunch of copy and paste answers? Did you say anything?
Nothing wrong with copy/paste if you get the answer you were looking for.
If not you could always google it yourself
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If you made a disaster movie what would the threat to the world be?
Iraqui breeders immigrating to Canada
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Do you like hard salamis?
I woke up with one this morning
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I was caught masturbating by my sister now I,m really embarrassed.
The only thing I'd choke is britney spears
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Who stated the three laws of motion?
jennifer Jones...hard hard hard!
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
is that erect
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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not?
Because they got taser and glocks and love to zap and put bullet holes in people while they are running away from them
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I'm an older maried man and find I want to suck a dick. Where can I find a participant without be labled a gay?
Try self fellatio!
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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?
masturbating at my work station
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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?
masturbating at my work station
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What does it mean if I dreamt of a worm under my skin?
You'll be paid a visit by your inlaws
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What is your favorite weapon OTHER than a gun?(bow and arrow and such weapons ARE allowed, but no guns) (mine is the double voulge)
crossbow
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I wouldn't use a __________, that's a women's gun.
snub 38
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Satan is associated with the number 666 which can be used to identify him; was a number ever associated with God?
911
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Why do we call God 'GOD ' while we address Satan by the name 'SATAN' when the fact is that they are both of them 'gods'?
Both or either, one entity split persona
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Why do YOU think We, Russian women, are so HOT???
they shave everything but their legs
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Can you describe your neighbours in 3 words?
f'n retard aholes
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Who invented Celsius?
Faron Height I think
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What did you do to my office?!
had intense sex on your desk
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What miracles has God done for you?
gave my wife diabetes,high blood pressure,cancer, irradiated bowel legally blind,broke
heavily medicated♥
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My wife and I would like to have anal sex (her idea), but we are both afraid of the pain it might cause. How can we properly lubricate or otherwise prepare for first time anal sex ? What is the best way to enter her?
from the rear, think of it as reverse bm
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is there a way to make my first time expierencing anal to not be painfull but enjoyable?
lots of spit and lube
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Who is the wrost serial killer?
Kellog
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What's your favourite number? Why?
seven just 'cause!
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How can you make a fortune in lies?
become a televangelist
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should i let my black lab fuck me in the shit? would anyone want to watch?
let him knot you
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What do i do if a military recruiter is harassing me?
whack him over the head with your prosthetic
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How do I wear a bedsheet?
constant friction will do it every time
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Why don't people say, "Oh my Buddha!" or "Oh my Zeus!" Why do they always have to take God's name in vein?
because the rest are fakirs
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How do you let someone go?
Nail one foot to the floor and a whack on the ass
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What do guys like girls to say to them while giving head?
yummy yummy yummy with a gurgling sound
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Why are some girls against being eating out, but love giving head??
they just want a hot meal without fish on the side
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What is the crocodile god in ancient Egypt?
Steve Irwin
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What was your most awkward racist moment?
I called a spade a spade
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Are there any funny Canadians, Dan Akyrod acknowledged. Really, as a people, Canadians seem slightly less funny. Do you disagree?
Disagree...
Shawn Majumder
Ryan Belleville
John Wing Jr.
Nicole Arbour
Brent Butt
Jim Carrey
Jon Dore
Mike Myers
Trevor Boris
Howie Mandel
Mike MacDonald
Russell Peters
Sean Cullen
Jeremy Hotz
André-Philippe Gagnon
Nikki Payne
Boomer Phillips
Kenny Hotz
Spencer Rice
Will Sasso
Ron Sparks
Harland Williams...
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Are Canadians Awesome?
F'n A eh!
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If you has one week to live, what would you do?
max out all my cards and run for my life
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What is a worm's natural habitat?
bed
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If you buy someone drinks all night do you expect sex at the end?
probably just a bj
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Is there a common ground for love and hate?
sex
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Can Wood Be Recycled?
I recycle my morning wood all the time
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How do I remove deposits from pennies?
fill out a withdrawal form
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Its raining chicken outside. What would you do?
get my plucking tools out
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On what day of the week will Christmas be in 2010?
25th
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If you found out tomorrow that you only had one week left to live, who would you spend that week with?
Charlie Sheen;he knows how to partay
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What is something that you are very passionate about that would surprise people?
self flagilation
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Does anyone have ideas what i should do to my boyfriend when he tells me to do what ever i want to him when he is laying in bed naked?
tie him to the bed posts and toss the cat on him
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we just moved into a small house and my 16 year old son and his girlfriend have to share a bed
The big bang theory
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What is the purpose of a DNA test?
To find out if the Bieb is a daddy!
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Do you know anyone that disappeared, not run away but are presumed dead?
I hoffa no clue!
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Where do you keep your crown jewels ?
In the scrotal vault
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When's the best time to keep your mouth shut?
during oral
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finish the sentence: I put my _____ into her loose _____
I put my hand_____ into her loose ___change purse__
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Who put the ______________________ in the punch bowl?
Judy
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This morning I dicovered the Tidy Bowl Man ___________________ in the tank.
Having his breakfast
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I wish I could change my ___________
underwear,they are getting crusty, i've done brown in back yellow in front,yellow in back brown in front, inside out, running out of options and friends!
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Bring me my ___________________
cake Bedelia, I want my cake!
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How can you catch a ___________?
paranormal entity
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What institution is good and true that doesn't "stick it" to people like most of them do?
Salvation Army
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Who says\"lend me your ears\"?
Mike Tyson?
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How did "tallywacker" become slang for penis?
when tally savales got caught masturbating by his mother
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What does lurking in the wings mean?
That is where Monica and Bill exchanged blows at the whitehouse
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What do you do if there is a monster lurking in your closet while you are asleep?
tell him its 2011, its ok to come out.
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Who has the larger breasts, Pamela Anderson or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Pam, but arnold's are the real thing
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Can you name something that has no purpose?
only things of no purpose have no purpose i can not name any as that would serve no purpose
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What's a great love line to make the ladies knees buckle?
Look at the size of this rock Hon.
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If robots had near human intelligence and were designed to look like humans would people begin to fall in love with non living objects?
some people have relationships with garden veggies
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If some bizarre global event boosted all livestock's intelligence to human or near-human intelligence, would you stop eating them?
No but I would have a thorough debate with them as to why I should or should not continue to chow down on them
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Does the destination decide the path, or does the path decides the destination?
I decide the path, my gps points the way
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If you were able to snap your fingers and freeze everything and everyone around you for 15 minutes (except you could still move around), what would you do?
loot every bank in walking distance
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what with the unlimited millions being poured in to cancer research why is there no cure yet, just too much greed?
Good one,Mr. witch , once I though I was wrong but I was mistaken ,this is one of those times.
http://www.preventcancer.com/losing/acs/wealthiest_links.htm
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what with the unlimited millions being poured in to cancer research why is there no cure yet, just too much greed?
to answer my own question; the corrupt pharmaceutical companies are not regulated.
any doctor trying to put cures on the market are immediately blackballed
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Whose name did people use for a swear word before Jesus Christ came along?
they used to say fork rice aches
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When will she__________
blow me
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How many years before there is a female president in the US? Your best guess.
as soon as the white house gets fumigated from the present one
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What is the purpose of saying the same prayers over and over and over? Isn't once enough?
The omnipotent one likes to hear humans beg
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Right now I'm ______________. :)
hornier than a two peckered owl
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Hey,I just got _____________ for a buck ?
Doe
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Where in the heck is _______________?
butt fuck idaho
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Computer games teach kids to __________________________?
kill
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im getting a dog what kind should i get?
canine
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How do you deepen your faith walk?
gain a hundred pounds
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What is the thing about plumbers? What's their secret?
they show butt cleavage so you wont stand there while they work
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How can I change my username on AB?
add a B
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What is your favorite Thanksgiving dish?
turducken
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whats the most memorable holiday gift youve gotten
bj under the mistletoe
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What does it mean when smoke comes out of your faucet?
stop masturbating, you are cooking leather dude
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Name something that you could not do without?
man boobs, although, hey I changed my mind
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Do you respect anyone you don't like?
Stephen Harper
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How do you start a chain reaction?
Blow your horn at a Hell's angel motorcycle convoy
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What does this expression mean: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it?"
If it works it don't belong in the repair shop because they will still charge you
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Have you ever had to have a surgery, and if so what was it for?
left testicle had a cyst on it
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You are at the shopping mall/centre and you are watching people go by, how do you spot the couple who have just started dating?
she walks ten paces behind him
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
no
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
It makes you a rapist and you should turn yourself in
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
It makes you a sick individual who should be put to death
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
It makes you a sicko who should be put to death
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If I raped someone 20 years ago but was never convicted in court, does that make me a rapist?
No it just makes you a sick individual who should be put to death
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What models share the same interior as a 1975 nova?
the pontiac version
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Why didn't you become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer?
I like to earn my money honestly
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What would you say if I told you a trained Chimp can do your job ?
I'd shove banana up your ass
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Who was the greatest mad scientist of all time in your opinion? What makes them the greatest and why do you think they're mad?
Doc from back to the future
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What food did they probably have at the first Thanksgiving?
fried quaker
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
Off duty cop looking for the guy who cut him off in traffic and got away with it (me)
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
Off duty cop looking for the guy who cut him off in traffic and got away with it (me)
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
off duty cop looking for the guy who cut him off in traffic.(me)
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
Off duty cop looking for the guy who cut him off in traffic and got away with it (me)
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What is another word for cannery?
convent
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How do I legally change a name after marriage?
why would someone named smith change their name to Smythe
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How do I legally change a name after marriage?
sign on the dotted line
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What is the word that describes an environment where values are eradicated and only survival matters?
Winnipeg
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What does the name Sandra mean to you?
jesse james main poke at one time
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What food sends you to heaven?
devil's food
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When did people discover wetlands?
when their buildings sank into the muck
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Not That_______This_______
Not That_hole______This___one____
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Was the Pied Piper a pedophile?
He was the lemming leader
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If Satan is behind OUR corruption, then who was behind his?
Nope, God is as god created everything
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Who is the patron saint of technology?
Saint Tesla
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If western culture is so alien to muslims why on earth do they choose to come here ?
They're on a mission to convert the world to turbanism
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On 11/11/11, I want to tempt fate by doing a _______ on top of a fast moving ______ while my _______ is on fire?
On 11/11/11, I want to tempt fate by doing a _360______ on top of a fast moving woman______ while my __crotch_____ is on fire?
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Would you break the law to save a loved one?
I have and will in the future
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Do you think that the recent Earthquakes in China and Japan could of possibly been caused by HAARP, the High-frequency Active Auroral Research Project?
yuuuuup!
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Do you think Haarp is the cause of superstorms and earthquakes?
they did just that in 1953 over the province of manitoba canada with our governments permission, go figure?
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Do you think Haarp is the cause of superstorms and earthquakes?
http://www.bariumblues.com/haarp_dangers.htm
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ok! i caught an ORB !!!!!! in my house!!!!! come to find out a man killed himself in my basement!!!
silly goose that was roy orb ison
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How long is a week in the spirit world?
if eternity is time then so be it!
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How long is a week in the spirit world?
time is of no consequence it is what it is!
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Who was the first person to invent the walkie-talkie?
Don Hings
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Who/what was the weirdest person you've ever contacted through Ouija?
It was an evil one called Larson
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Are ALIENS and GHOSTS real or made up?
Yes and yes
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is quantum jumping for real?
burt goldman thinks so, therefore it must be so!
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When did Prince Charles meet Camilia?
In the royal stables eating hay
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What time was John Paul Jones born?
right after his mother had a bm!
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I think I might be gay or bisexual. I am thinking about trying anal sex. What does it feel like? Please share all the details.
buy a cucumber, let us know!
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Have you sexted on your cellphone? Please share the details.
while driving and trying to outrun the cops
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When was colored glass invented?
1978 so John Conlee could write rose colored glasses
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The last time you spanked someone 18+, did you enjoy doing it?
yeah but mom hated it
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My alarm clocks don't wake me up, even though they should be loud enough. What other ways could I make sure I wake up at 7am?
Make yourself a mental suggestion before you fall asleep, It works for me everytime almost to the minute. I never use an alarm clock, ever!
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In what year did Adam& Eve live?
A&E were the first creations so something like 4 billion years BC
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How did Adam and Eve know where what went?
oh morning wood, Eve asked Adam what the fig is under that leaf.
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You have the chance to visit your 12 year old self, one time. What advice will you give yourself?
kill yourself now
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What did the Egyptians believe the spirit was?
the holy sand niggah
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Do you believe in the death penalty, life in prison, and should we do more as a society to prevent crime and rehabiliate criminals?
Most people on death row are multiple repeat offenders they can not be rehabilitated
so hang em,fry em,inject em, whatever it takes.
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Do you think it's right than in 2009 some places make people in jail work on chain gangs? I'm going to jail soon and that's bad enough for me but making ordinary people like me work in chains seems barbaric. Why are people still allowed to do this?
What are barbarians doing walking the streets robbing,raping,murdering,pillaging and expecting us to feel sorry them when sheriff Arapio makes them pay the dues.
Why aren't more places doing this?
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What is the crocodile god in ancient Egypt?
Steve Irwin's brother
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How did Adam and Eve know where what went?
a snake showed them!
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What do you call a bear skeleton?
no meat
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How do you know when it's time to give up?
When the swat team has you face down on the pavement after tasering you three times
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Why is urine salty?
it depends on the size of the shaker!
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Do you feel god deserted you? why?
he's the grown up, should be an example to us
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When did people discover wetlands?
When they had to wear hipwaders to go for a walk!
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Why are murdererspedophilesrapistscrookspoliticiansetc. mollycoddled by God
Wow the perfectionists still troll answerbag ic
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Why do people who claim not to believe in God always say Ooooh Myyyy GOddd?
For the same reason people who don't have sex say "Oh for fucks sakes"
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Why do people act so stuck up when they make a lot of money, have a nice car, have nice clothes or if they achieve something? What do these things do to people to make them feel that way? It's a new trend that i have noticed. ANSWER PLEASE!!!!
Obviously you don't have any of the above or you would already know the answer.
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When does damage feel nice?
after popping a cherry
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How many scientists are actually surprised that chimps and humans share a common biological ancestor?
None, God was a monkey?
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Who is the last common ancestor of humans&chimpanzees?
Barack Hussein Obama
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If chimpanzees started going to church -what would that suggest to you regarding creation?
That priests would finally leave the little boys alone.
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Can you prove to me that young Earth Creationists are wrong?
DINOSAUR
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Does anyone else like to show off for truck drivers from your car. It made me sooooo hot,I blew my boyfriend whle he was driving.Pam
That is why tilt steering was invented.
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please give me ideas to humiliate and disgrace myself infront of my friends and strangers in a trip and in a party.
find a horse and 'you know'!
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How dangerous is removing tonsils in adults?
Well You should not try it yourself at home.
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Do you wear shoes that make noise at every step so you can hear yourself and others can hear you? High heels? Or quiet shoes? Why?
i find that women who wear shoes that make a lot of noise are suffering from the clydsedale syndrome.
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where was obama really born?
Exactly Sarah, Excellent, Excellent!
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where was obama really born?
Why doesn't he follow Trumps lead and get a genuine certificate done?
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where was obama really born?
You know izzie you may be right he does look like Joe Morton the brother from another planet.
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What are the best condiments for a burger?
trojan
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What makes you cringe? (other than this stupid question.)
The cringe festival
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
TAZ!
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
TAZ!
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If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
TAZ!
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What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?
I would not be caught dead or alive wearing gay apparel
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Could earthquakes partially be caused by the fact that our planet has so much weight on it? think of all the highways, buildings, etc. all over the globe..wouldn't this tend to throw off the balance?
No because all the buildings highways etc. are made from materials already on earth the materials in question are definately moved about but don't add weight that wasn't already there IMHO
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Reactions to the Japan earthquake?
Me thinks number one son left the HAARP machine running again.
It sounds like a sneak attack
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March is the month to _______.
Think like a rabitt, hop to it like Charlie Sheen.
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Is the media exploiting Charlie Sheen's mental breakdown, or is Sheen exploiting the media?
Hey Charlie, have you tried Hypno therapy?...fuk fuk fuk fukoff!
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Does Charlie Sheen really play the piano?
Probably not, but he is really good with his mouth organ.
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Is the media exploiting Charlie Sheen's mental breakdown, or is Sheen exploiting the media?
I think Charlie succumbing to venereal illusions of grandeur
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What the world needs now is ______?
An honest politician
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Who would you rather listen to Elvis Presley or Micheal Jackson?
Elvis is the only king, mj is the only singing pedophile
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Scientists say that the average dream lasts 20 seconds. Why do dreams feel longer?
because they are in 8mm black and white silent.
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What happens to my vehicle after I donate it?
It is no longer yours forget about it.
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If you are backing out of a spot in a parking lot and nearly out, isn't it common courtesy for an oncoming vehicle to yield?
It would be courteous however the onus is on the person backing out to actually wait until it is clear,why is my time backing out more important than the oncoming guy's time? People are in way to much of a hurry and have consideration only for themselves today.
co-incidently when you are backing out of a parking stall and you get schmucked it is you fault automatically.
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why do people just drive right through red lights with no regard for other cars or pedestrians?
For the same reason I suppose that they drive through flashing lights and smack into moving trains, they're just plain stupid.
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You're waiting in line at the mall's food court and the guy behind you throws up. What do you do?
Slip in the guck fall down and sue the mall, buy the guy more stuff to spew.
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What the world needs now is ______?
Proof that there is a God, He has abandoned us or has alzheimers and simply forgot we exist
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Did PETA go too far with its NSFW Super Bowl ad? [VIDEO]
PETA can suck my gourds anytime
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If I say chocolate, you say_________.
hiv
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Should Camilla ever become Queen of England?
No, i think Charles should abdicate and clear the way for William to become the crowning jewel of great britain and all her holdings including the USA and CANADA
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Does anybody know how Noah died at the age of 950 years young?
The way i heard it was his scrotum was draggin so bad he tripped on it and fell overboard during the flood
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Was tilt steering invented solely for oral sex?
toon town I see your point
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How do I cut circles with a band saw?
outside circle or inside circle?
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Do you think the CBS was right to ban Marc Knoppflers song after almost thirty years because one person did not understand the lyrics?
sorry forgot to mention the song,kind of thought everyone heard about the ban in Canada.
Money for nothing here's the lyrics...
I want my MTV
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb...
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Was tilt steering invented solely for oral sex?
I know a lot of girls who got tired of banging they're heads
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Who invented oral sex?
Adam and Eve did, that was the forbidden fruit, the penis was tree
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Do aliens have the same reproductive systems as humans do?
Yes of course but theirs are green and tentacle shaped while ours are pink and sausage shaped
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What do you think Rodin's "The Thinker" is thinking about?
I think he walked through winnipeg square once
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wathdxj_dJI&feature=geosearch
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Where did hate come from?
Hate was created by a hateful God,look what he did to The first earth tenants A&E!
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What would make you smile right now?
SPRING!
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How much money does the United States spend per day?
The irac war is costing $720 million a day or $500,000 a minute,
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If you could spend a day with any celeberty in the world, Who would it be?
Heather Brooke
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If Lindsay Lohan was a type of food what would she be?
Snapper
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Which female celebrity do you think is both hot and charismatic and would be fun on a date?
ugly betty
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Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear?
because it disappointed him therefore VVG disinherited it.
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Can ghosts hurt you?
they can give you a boo boo
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Why does Judge Judy Sheindlin hate men so much?
Well when a defendant is giving his/her response and happens to ummm! or uhhh! she'll go ummm! is not a response! then she'll go into a tirade and make the defendant or the plaintiff look the fool and she constantly interupts. you are entitled to your opinion however mistaken it may be ,and I am thusly entitled to mine however correct it may be.
so she is a rude prude just asking to be sued....
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Suppose you are the Pope. You wake up one morning and don't believe in God. What do you do?
screw an alter boy
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Please, hold the__________?
Please, hold the_hose when you urinate!_______
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I know that Israel has been wronged, but is there anything Israel has done to provoke any of it?
1967 unprovoked attack on the USS Liberty
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If a man and a woman are mentally retarded, have a child that is mentally retarded and then have two more for a total of three mentally retarded children, should society do anything to prevent them from having more?
why not they allowed George bush to reproduce!
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Habits are ______________?
addictive
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What makes someone sensitive?(Towards something)
friction
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Let us fix our eyes on _____?
Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.
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Are you the right stuff?
When I was just a squirt.
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If guns are illegal where do crooks get them from?
Police auctions
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Why did I used to give +6 but now only give +5?
plus shortfall?
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Say it aint _________?
The space between the anus and the vagina is aint
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How come British people can't pronounce aluminum?
Not only do the three types of English sound different, but they are also spelled differently. In some ways, the spelling reflects the difference in pronunciation. For instance, Americans use the world airplane to refer to a flying mode of transportation. In Great Britain, the word is aeroplane, and it is pronounced with an audible "o" sound. Another common difference in spelling is...
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Whats a good replacement for frijoles in a burritto?
Calzone
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What is your cities nickname?
Winterpeg
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I always look forward to ___.
The past
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Do you know any oxymorons? Like holy war,good grief or old news.
little big man
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Who really runs the USA?
The bilderberg
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If the Health Department swabbed a Stripper Pole..what would they find?
ǝɔınظ ʇɐʍʇ
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Who agrees that, just as we have a law against sexual harassment, we should have a law against religious harassment?
The jehovah's with their prostlesizing should be punished.
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Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?
No,If they don't like it there they can MOOOVE
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Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?
No, because of their farting the ozone layer has become x stinked.
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I am what?
The eggman googookatchoo
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If the Health Department swabbed a Stripper Pole..what would they find?
twat juice
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Shake it up_______?
Until it spits
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Is Barack Obama a muslim?
Absolutely,just mascarading as a Christian he sees himself as the Messiah, be afraid, be very afraid.
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
This one should cover it.
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I am going to turn my house into a union shop. Who would my kids find to bargain for them?
Child and Family Services
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I saw a girl walking funny this morning. Do you think that she had a good or bad time last night?
A big time,ripped her a new one.
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Find one word that means beg
welfare
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IM 5 WEEKS PREGNANT... I JUST FOUND OUT!! IVE HAD 2 ABORTIONS ALREADY AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE, BUT MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY HAS 5 KIDS WITH HIS PAST MARRIAGE... HE WANTS ME TO GET AN ABORTION, HE SAYS WE'RE NOT READY... WHAT SHOU
Get your tubes tied a him a vasectomy
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Have you ever seen a penis whistle while it works?
No but i've seen a skin flute being played
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Who would like to join me in wishing sm00z a very happy birthday today 3/15/09?
Happy sMooz day
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I really think your ____.
Mom is hot
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Why are women strippers more appealing to men then male strippers are appealing to women? i mean you dont see married women going to male strip clubs all the time it probably happens but not many...
I guess you've never seen women going gaga over the Chippendales, they are worse than the guys.
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What's your favorite exercise?
self flagellation
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Have you ever seen a flying penis? I saw one once, flying out my neighbor's window, onto the street. I wonder what happened to it. Do you think the trash men got it? Please say yes!
They used to be a common sight back in the stone age they were called prykasaurass
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Someone just came up to you and spit in your face. What do you do now?
Kick him her in the groin and stomp his her head into the pavement.
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Why didn't you ask that?
did not want to get flagged
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What were the influences that shaped Mohandas Gandhi's philosophy?
sleeping with naked women to strengthen his no sex resolve
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Old Mc You had a farm E-I-E-I-O, and on that farm you had a _____ E-I-E-I-O. What?
religious apparition in a fresh cow pie
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Who wrote the "Federalist Papers"?
Pancho Vila
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How can I help my 20 year old daughter to forgive her father who with good intentions always got her toys from the thrift shop instead of new when she was little? Now she feels worthless because she didn't get new things.
Tell her to grow up already.
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Are police to brutal to other people or not say yes or no and explane why
No, try being a cop in tough neighborhoods, its a losing battle
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Who's a better guitarist:Hendrix,Santana,or Clapton?
None of the above my vote goes to Marc knoppfler
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
If he's stationed in afghanistan they slide the condoms over the rifle barrels to keep the sand out.
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Health Care in Europe and Canada.... is it better than the US?
Probably but you 'll die in the waiting room before you are looked at and the autopsy will say you died of natural causes because long waits here a natural today in Canada
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Where would you find Wankendorf?
Alone in a closet
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I'm listening to Neil Young song, "Please take my advice" what would be your best advice for your s/o?
Neil Diamond
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Why are some tires non-black in color?
they must have retired
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What makes people scared of other people?
blood dripping chainsaws
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WHY DOES YOUR TONGUE GET NUM!
too much num num
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When eating a human what part is best to start with? The legs or the head. Just curious. Noticed the fridge is a bit "full" at the moment. ;D
The 'Y'
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Don't ______ your ______ before _______. What words can go in the blanks to finish the statement?
Don't _count_____ your ___fingers___ before __the saw blade stops turning_____.
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When i say you-yo you say _______. Can you fill this in?
Me-yew
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Is it color or colour? What colour/ color are your eyes?
Depends if you are Canadian or American
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I have had things missing out of my apartment eg. money, rings and 99.9 sure it is my caretaker. What can i do? i have a key and they have a key no one else. No, sign of break and enter either.
Don't say it less you can prove it ,you could ruin an innocent person's life
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What is something you appreciate about getting up early in the morning?
The smell of napalm after firing off a round from your IUD
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If an alien craft landed in you back yard would you approach it?
I for one would organize a craft sale
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Now that we know that Levels 100_109 will be called Illuminat, What do you think levels 110-119 will be called?
Freemason
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Have you ever had to be a witness for someones will?
Jehovah
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If you were opening a high class Western Saloon what might you call it...?
Miss Kitty's Do Drop Inn
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What would you rather live without, War or Music?
War as opposed to rap crap
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So did the good guys win?
So why is the devil still a threat?
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Are you aware of the criminals on death row that are executed everyday? Are you OK with the death penalty?
Absolutely they stepped way out of line by human standards and should be executed immediately not twenty years later.
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When do you think the economy will start getting better?
When all the high paid bank ceos and financial moguls and car manufacturers get caps put on their salaries to say $50.00 an hour
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Why has Caroline Kennedy withdrawn her name from consideration for the Hilary Clinton's former Senate seat?
She decided to wait to get Ted's seat when he vacates
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It is not love when _________?
You are served the divorce papers
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Why do we have sinuses
where else would we store the snot?
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Is the cap on salary bonuses of financial companies receiving bail out funds a good idea?
The should not only be capped the recipients should be incarcerated
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You are on a highway near your house heading North after driving 30 mins. you turn to go West drive for 1 hr and then turn South for 30 mins. Where are you?
Back at my house
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What makes someone amazing?
Combination of Rack and brains
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What was your reaction when you first heard about 9/11?
Perfect demo
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What does the devil do on his days off?
wears prada
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What are some good words to cuss out a bully? :)
"You weawy pith me off"!
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Do you have crab legs?
No but i have crotch crikets
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Which government organization would you like to see eliminated or put under severe scrutiny?
Office of the commander in chief
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What would be a funny last name to have if you were going to be a doctor (i.e. Doctor Paine)?
quillmeqwik m.d.
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Do you know where this quote originated? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Bin Laden?
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When did "Internet" become synonymous with "Idiot"?
Not until Al Gore claimed to have invented it.
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What is the purpose of basketball
Dribble,pass,shoot score enough to beat the opponent, make a ton of money quite simple really!
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Is Barack Obama a muslim?
Obama Extends Hand To Arabs and Muslims and its only been eight days.
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Don't you know that if you keep playing with that thing, it's going to _____________?!
be a while until you can earn money professionally
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Has alcohol played any part of destruction within your life? ... How?
Just last night i destroyed an entire bottle of Chivas
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Why do a lot of people know who they want to be, but don't take any steps to become who they want to be?
Jails are full of people who act on their principles
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Age is just a state of mind. Do you agree or disagree? Why?
Ask Noah his state of mind was around 950
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My son has varicocele
Varicoceles are generally harmless, but if there is any pain and swelling the doctor may prescribe an anti-inflammatory medication to relieve it. If the varicocele is causing discomfort or aching, wearing snug underwear (like briefs) or a jock strap for support may bring relief. If pain is persistent and support doesn't help, the doctor may recommend a varicocelectomy (a surgical procedure...
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Is it okay to shave down there?
actually yes You should use a whack weeder
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Theres a snake in your toilet,whats your reaction?
Hiss on it!
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When is it ok to take the babies away from Momma?
When they are eighteen breast feeding is a no no
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
should of said no i've got a headache
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Bad things to say when you're operating a nuclear reactor?
Oh crap!
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Where can I find the top celling cd's in 2001? I only want the nice people to answer this question.
from a nice person... try the bargain bin at walmart
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How do you tell someone politely that you don't want their advice?
Please f/o
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Does water taste like anything?
just add beer.
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There is a virus in my laptop which has disabled my administration rights what should i do to get rid of it i am fed up its been two months and i have found no solution. it has also disabled windows update and almost all the control panel things. wheneve
Do a fresh install and get virus protection
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Help! I have a Sanyo ds25380 TV. It will turn on but has no picture. Screen is black and you can hear static. Does anyone have any ideas what is wrong with it.
Its an expensive radio
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Would you ever name your child Richard Johnson? (Bonus points if you *are* named Richard Johnson)
We had a neighbor named richard head.Or Dickhead
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What taboo sexual act are teenagers doing now? When I was in School it was anal.
Teachers
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When you are in a public restroom and you do #2 are you embarrassed by the odor?
Its a shit house what did I expect?
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Give an example of alliteration?
Big boobs bend back bones
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Have you ever petted a cow?
Yes and it was udderly disgusting
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
yes and I married her daughter
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What is the silliest thing you've seen people fighting for?
Democracy in the middle east
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What will your sanctuary place be?
Guantanamo Bay
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Is it possible for women to have milk in them even if they're not pregnant (never been)? If so, has anyone ever thought of milking a woman like they would a cow?
I was fantasizing more along the lines of milking a bull.
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When did the Catholic Church become aware of the harmful effects of sin on the community?
When Father Nelson did his first alter boy in the rectory.
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What would your first words to an alien be?
Welcome to my laboratory.
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In along distance relationship how can you tell if someone is cheating on you?
Notches on his gun barrel
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Would you have like to walked George Bush to the helicopter? What would have been your last words to him?
with the rotors spinnin i would have told him jump as high as you can
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How can adult children of alcoholics recover?
Cash in the emptys
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I dont like to cook...i just burned myself and just found out that foil does not go in the microwave...am i alone here?
I once used the mike to dry my shitzuo i guess the hi setting is what pooched him
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Why do fools fall ________?
Off of fast moving vehicles?
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Why do people say they are American when you ask nationality? I was born and live in America but im Irish and German, not american.
then you are an irish german blooded American
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Do you lick your Burger wrapper?
no I can't reach it
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What are your favorite quotes?
" "
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PISS ON __________?
Campfires can be painful if not fatal for females.
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If God came to you in the most clear and vivid dream possible, and told you to move to Alaska and be a fisherman, would you? What if He told you to sacrifice your first born child?
I would have to say "You first Big guy!.
He will probably say "Been there done that".
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You find a message in a bottle on the beach or shore, what does the message say? be creative
I need a refill, return to sender full of whats on the label
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Ladies: what kind of things do u keep in your purse?
It isn't a purse, its a european carryall i keep my glock in it.
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall, _______ is the fairest of them all?
Richard Simmons, d'oh I thought you meant fairiest.
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What is the worst place to have sex.?
In the Amazon river where the piranha live
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Of the Big 3- who do you think will go under this year?
Chrysler, but not before they settle lawsuits against them for the lemon engines like the 2.7 which was prone to failure even when serviced meticulously.
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What are some bad aspects about unions?
unions make me weep
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What would be the biggest challenge of living in a nudist colony?
Mosquitoes and sand flies no seeums
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If a woman having an affair with a married man is called a mistress, what is a man having an affair with a married woman called?
One on the side
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Where is the best place in the universe to squirt your load?
Uranus
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Which looney toon is your soul mate?
george (C)looney
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Is a birth control pill a good method for pregnancy? How do I not get my girlfreind pregnant but still have a nice sexual experiecne?
Up the pooper
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I'm up to my knickers in wrapping paper and bows...is anyone else?
I Do it naked I need the extra hand to tie the bows
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What type of fish do they use to make fish-sticks?
coelacanth
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Have you ever witnessed a fight for a parking space before? Why do people get so emotional over a silly parking space?
The fight is never over the parking place its about some ignorant f**k barging in to a spot that you were sitting there for five minutes with your turn signal on waiting for another person to back out and the brain dead sob steals it on you.
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Would it be appropriate to say, "Merry Christmas" to all at AB?
At the risk of offending non Christians?
What the hell MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ON AB.
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What do you want in the near future but not right now?
Tomorrow
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Wouldn't it make sense if we excised all "unnecessary" letters in certain words just for spelling's sake and logic? Examples include taking out the "w" in "answer", the "g" in "phlegm", the "h" in "ghastly"? We don't say it like that, so why write it?
What about the p in pterydactyl, pneumonia pneumatic?
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If you celebrate Christmas, do you celebrate the coming of the birth of the body of Jesus, or the coming forth of the Spirit of Christ? Do you feel there’s a difference or do you feel it’s the same?
The coming of the birth of Walmart
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__________ was an original design of mine?
Sin thus sayeth the Lord
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Is Satan equal in power to God?
He is much stronger.
In that his propensity for evil by far outweighs god's
lethargic somewhat hohum attitude towards humanity.
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What should I do with $20 gift card for futureshop with $70?
Buy me an ninety dollar gift
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Have you ever used an electric toothbrush as a masturbating tool? Any ideas on other home objects you could use? (females particularly)
Hoover for men,washing machine spin cycle for women
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What good advice do you have for me?
Stay away from the stock market for awhile.
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What do you want God to do for you?
if he is not too busy maybe he could cure my wife's cancer
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Not gonna do it but just wondering: Where's the best place to go in Atlanta to get a blow job from a total stranger?
http://atlanta.citysearch.com/profile/2878802/clarkston_ga/strokers.html
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_____ is a wierd way of saying I love you.
Nice rack
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If you could pick anyone to be president of the USA who would you choose?
Lou Dobbs
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What's the most common reasons a wife cheats?
Overheating beaver, only tools with knobs will kool it.
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Is god a phsyical being, or a power?
I think he must lost his power under our yellow sun because he is silent in modern times.
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Being an adult Kshatriya beginner, how can I obtain Upanayana and become a Brahmin?
Try not, do you must.
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We have heard and seen the shoes fly at our President...Where was the Secret Service who are supposed to protect him. why was a second shoe allowed to be thrown and the perp not thrown to the ground and the Pres. escorted out?
Hmmm, not bad,hey fella toss the other one up here.
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We have heard and seen the shoes fly at our President...Where was the Secret Service who are supposed to protect him. why was a second shoe allowed to be thrown and the perp not thrown to the ground and the Pres. escorted out?
It was maxwell smart's shoes and he had an important phone call for Bush,the first shoe was a dropped call, the second one said "Can you hear me now"?
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Whats the most important instrument on the Cassini-Huygens spacecraft? Why?
The commander because he/she pushes the buttons
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What do you do thats bad for you, But you cant live without?
Breathe
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Do you think you could describe me without meeting me?
You are a female blue eyed blond from Galveston who is into martial arts.
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My son, (a non Catholic) and his girlfriend, (a Catholic) have concieved a child out of wedlock. Now she says that she will deny him to the child unless he becomes Catholic. She states that her church teaches and supports this. Is this true?
You can bet your bottom dollar its her parents behind it.
There is nothing more hypocritical than a bible thumping catholic, I can say that as I am catholic.
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What is Anne Rice's sister's name? I hear she has good werewolf books she's written.
Congoleeza
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Have you ever licked someone's eyeball?
No but someone once licked my left one.
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Did you laugh when you heard that an Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at George W. Bush?
Not at first,only after he threw the second one.
I think it was planned because George's reflexes ain't that good.
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What do African dwarf clawed frogs eat in captivity?
Their dwarf capters
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What do you think of when you see Marilyn Manson?
How normal Michael Jackson looks
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Did you know that Answerbag's Interfaith Prayer & Meditation Group is demonstrating how people can contribute to increased world peace, love and happiness?
Really? Well lets send this out to all terrorists and religious fanatics and activists.
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Is Jack Nicholson Sexy? Yes or No.
He is a legend once handsome now just good looking
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Does Thunder only happen when its raining? Video Welcomed
Thunder only happens after a lightening bolt or electrical discharge.
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Technologically, wouldn't we be more advanced if all nations worked together instead of each nation trying to have the upper hand?
Humans aren't designed that way
there will always be conflict on earth and God loves it dearly
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I am so horny right now. Cure, anyone?
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/f/frank+sinatra/come+fly+with+me_20055280.html
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Who would you be in the Brady Bunch?
James S Brady
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I just got a new pet rat, any ideas on what i should name her?
Bubonic barbie
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Who are some self-important groups of people?
P.E.T.A.
G.R.E.E.N.P.E.A.C.E.
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Do you think Jeffery Dahmer is in heaven?
Apparently he's feasting on soul food these days so yes.
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What is the most important liberty, in your point of view, that every man, woman, and child has? What is stopping some of the people from living out their lives under those liberties?
The Patriot Act
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What's your favorite fast food, and from what place?
My wife's kitchen
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How can we know what is good (morally)?
If you feel guilty afterward its morally acceptable.
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You know you're going crazy when _________. Can you fill this in?
When you talk to your self and the other self makes more sense to you.
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Is it ok to starve yourself when you're fat?
No thats not healthy, preferably moderation before you get morbidly obese is the route to go.
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Is it true that all polar bears are left handed?
No but I knew they were southpawed.
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Can I get a link to a really funny video on youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wathdxj_dJI
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What is the craziest thing a homeless person has ever said or done to you?
'I'm piston broke"
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Who thinks / hopes O.J Simpson will go to Jail this time?
I wasn't happy until I found out he wasn't going a vacation to Cancoon
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If I was to become a stripper..are there any tricks of the trade that I should "Be Aware" of before I accept this job?
Be very leery of the creep doing the hiring.
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Does anyone else feel like this is the worse Christmas ever?
Probably the best commerce is down somewhat
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Why does the economy suck so much?
ASK the Bush administration, they aren't done messing it up yet.
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Do you think terrorists will eventually get their hands on nuclear weapons, and are you afraid that will happen someday?
Its almost a certainty, perish the thought but lets not get too complacent.
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If you could have a muscle car from the 60's - what would it be?
1968 Dodge Charger RT 426 Hemi
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Why do hunters call hunting a sport? The animals dont have high powered rifles, so where is the sport in that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxIYX-CHFQ
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How do you spell heath in spanish
Salud
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How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years?
I'm a little more decadent
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If people can change for the better, then why do people always tell you not to go back to an ex?
You can remove a tiger's stripes but it is still a wild animal less the stipes.
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What is the difference between you and a homeless person?
Taxes
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Quiz is to Quizzical as Test is to ________?
o damn obvious
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Can you give my avatar a personalized caption? you all know me by now, what is my avatar saying? My avatar is an image of James T Kirk's Evil Twin, from the mirror universe...please, humor me, I like to laugh!!!
Judging from the look on your face I would say some man has gone where no man has gone before or should ever go again!
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If you look directly behind you now, what do you see?
The past
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What is the first word that pops into ur mind that begins with "M"
Bond
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Legal is synonymous with ___________?
Age of consent
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Will you suffer only a percentage of the consequences if you plead guilty right away?
If you plead guilty the death penalty is off the table.
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What is the wrong answer?
Flagged
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Can you write me an original poem about yourself right now and post it as an answer? No copying please, and no borrowing from other answers.
There lived a man a long time ago
He was quite good looking but a little bit slow
He dressed to the T's
But was weak in the knees.
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How do i get my neighbor to take his shirt off to take the trash out again? (More points for creativity.)
Take yours off he may reciprocate
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Can you think of a Disney character that is a negative racial depiction of a particular group?
Elmer and porky depict stutterers Daffy depicts a lisper.
probably coqasian
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What should you do if life hands you lemons?
Take them back to Chrysler,Ford and General motors
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Do you find the word f**k offending?
No it is in the dictionary therefore should be acceptable in normal speech
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Have you ever had someone steal your lunch out of the fridge at work? What did you do?
No but next time they would be in for a real taste treat.
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Is there anyone that got some jokes? Tell me some
The Gynecologist Visit
Those who 'do not�'have a sense of humour need to delete now.
A middle-aged woman
Seemed sheepish as she
Visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me be...
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My gay best friend,has opened Pandoras box again. He claims he's gay, but keeps coming back to me for "favors", I am a full figured older woman, and I have fallen in love with him. If he is Gay why does he keep coming back?
He still needs a warm bay to dock the rocket lol
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Which site do you hit first when you get online?
Facebook, then AB
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Does promiscuity make someone a "bad boy/girl", or does that just make them a male whore/slut?
Just a player
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Find the missing number. 2 5 14 ___ 122
Call CSI I didn't take it.
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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Just curious what would you suggest as punishment for raping and killing your child perish the thought that it could happen.
If you saw this person on the street you were armed he wasn't?
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What pets do you have and what are they called?
Mom in Law
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It's so cold in my house, I have to wrap myself in ___________?
My loving wife's bosums
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In darkness i hunt, in sunlight i shy away, men have hunted me and seen me, so they say, but my heart it hungers for your love. What am i?
A great horny owl
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If you could have the kind of home life that you wanted, what would it be like?
'FATHER KNOWS BEST'
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What five letter word completes the analogy? asparagus is to sugar as tragic is to-------?
Liver
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Whats your fave music for when you and your S/O are going at IT ;-)
The William Tell overture
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Do you know any ways to give yourself an orgasm through masturbating?
http://forums.sexyandfunny.com/archive/index.php/t-26122.html
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How do you give yourself orgasms?
You still can't.
My address is....
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What is the greatest gift you've been given in this world?
Free will much to god's dismay
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Do you have a masturbating technique guaranteed an orgasm?
No slip grip
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If answerbag had a theme song what would it be?
Xfiles theme
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Is it good for sucking girls vegina
He thinks a vegina is a non meat product lol
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Is it good for sucking girls vegina
And AB cautions me for questions that are outside their terms of use,good one.
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Do you believe that there is a shadow government with in the USA that dictates policy to both the house & executive branch? If so, do you have any idea what or who this organization consists of & their purpose?
the freemasons
NWO
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Can some one please describe to me the scene in the Bible where i think it was Abraham who found out that there were angels that visited him in his tent? Anyone know the story? Thanks 8o)
That was the same day he discovered 'weed'
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I don't like to brag, but _____.
I have the libido of a mink
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What are some websites where you can find out about your ancestry without a fee?
None exist even if it says free you'll end up paying in the end.
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What are the newspaper headlines where you live or a large city in your area?
Flip Flop
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An ant is small compared to a human. It is easy for us to squash. If the universe is infinitely large, then imagine our universe as the size of an ant, and a creature as the size of the human. If the creature squashed our universe, would we be destroyed?
I'm not sure either way if god is a creature or humanoid but he could squash us.
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Has anyone notice that when you ask a question that might offend al-qaeda it gets flagged right away? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1111894
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1100832
Al-qaeda has finally taken over lol
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How much would you pay for a piece of the meteor that hit in lone rock, saskatewan?
$19.95
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If I hold my breath for as long as I can before breathing again, do I gain a few seconds of life back?
No but you probably lose brain cells.
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I have a have a major woman's problem. I have had Chronic yeast infections of and on for over 5 years now I have been to the Dr. several time and all they tell me to do is use monostat and eat more yogurt. Is their anything I can do to stop getting this?
Get frequent pap tests,this happened to my wife many yeast infections dr prescribes monostat clears up reoccurs years later she has cervical cancer don't know if it is coincidental but get your checkups and second opinions.
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Who is a good horror novelist other than Dean Koontz, Stephen King, and R.L. Stine?
The authors of the Bible what imaginations
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Who do you think of when you hear the phrase 'Ladies Man'?
George Clooney or Brad Pitt either or
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If You were Old and Wise, what advice would you give to the Youth of today?
That brings to mind the old bull young bull story
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If you had to pick a candy that best describes you, what would it be?
An all day sucker
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Are you perfect?
Not by a long shot, but close enough to be argumentative.
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The first thing that comes to your mind when I say BLACK PRESIDENT
Kgalema Motlanthe
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
Uturn
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What are at least two reasons why the Founding Fathers were opposed to limiting the number of times a President of the U.S. could be reelected?
Dr to your hearts content freedom of speech rules
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Rap and Hip Hop are tha best, do u agree?
I'd sooner have a hawk peck my eyes out.
But if you enjoy it more power to you kailea
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I found a pill with the imprint AN 2 on the front, it is redish brown and round. Does anyone know what this is?
Ya a flushable
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I USE ENGINE OILS GRADE 15W/50 CAN I DIRECT CHANGE TO GRADE 5W/40?
Try synthetic amsoil its the best oil on the market
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Does anybody know how to spell supercalafragalisticexpiealidotious cause i dont think thats right?lol
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
supercallousedmysticplaguedwithhalitosis
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How do you get all the anger and hostility out of your system?
Collateral damage
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What are at least two reasons why the Founding Fathers were opposed to limiting the number of times a President of the U.S. could be reelected?
They looked ahead in time to the bush administration
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Was life ever a bed of roses for you?
Yes all thorns and cow poop
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I need to know the name of a book. All I know is that it was written by a Catholic Saint, it is consider a classic, and it is very detailed and nasty at times..sexually. Do you know the name and have you read it?
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=208
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What is a good penis size?
Whatever you carry for you is quite adequate
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When is a man not a man?
When he's a woman once a man
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How to recover/undelete files deleted by Avast! Anti-virus.. please help people my career files have been deleted:(
if you know the names try search
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You may say I am a dreamer..but I say you are a(adjective)(noun). Would you please fill in the blanks?
But I'm not the only one
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What is the youngest age you could get pregnant at?
Depends on her cycle
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Was that a duck you just sat on?
Nope it was my doctor he's a quack
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If you caught a mice dying!would you stomp him flat or let it die on his own.
Very nice but they never afforded us the same courtesy during the boobonic plague
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Can you recite the alphabet backwords without a pause?
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA...I never paused honest.
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My Betta fish's eyes have swelled up really bad. Should I be concerned?
Absolutely its a disease called Ick I think.
This is probably Ich (Ichthyophthirius), a parasite which is rather common. This disease can be caused by poor water and is easily contracted by fish whose immune system is weak. If caught in time, it can be treated with medication that you buy in the pet store.
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What three people have the most academy award nominations?
Tom hanks
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Can you describe your cell phone in one word?
Useless
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What would double your water bill?
shortage ,it works for oil even though the shortage is artificial.
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What do you think when you see a sexy guy walk around with a fat ugly women?
too bad she got stuck with such a scrawny runt
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Your drunk and you walk into a room and find a girl passed out. you rape her but its too dark to see her. 2 yrs later, your dating a great girl who loves you.she tells u a secret about when she was raped at a party. you realize it was her,do you tell her
Only if the kid looks like you
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What is the first word that comes to your mind that starts with "tr"
trailertrash
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Is it better to have masturbated and failed, than to have not masturbated at all?
Yes of course, its all in the wrist and mental preparation build it and you will come. LOL
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Why sometimes during exercise you get drowsy and you snore?
Your brain misinterprets what you've been doing,thinking you just had sex its normal to get drowsy.
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How did Albert King play his guitar?
Main gauche
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How acceptable is a thong for a gentleman on the beach?
WTF are you going on about?
Some things should be kept in private such as a man's privates how does not wanting to flash my nuts in public make me a bigot?
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How acceptable is a thong for a gentleman on the beach?
WTF are you going on about?
Some things should be kept in private such as a man's privates how does not wanting to flash my nuts in public make me a bigot?
Who wants to look at this on the beach Good God get a life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAPTZXy2iNM
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Does anybody know why the Friday after Thanksgiving is called "Black Friday"?
Yes, because that day is when you could be trampled in a walmart store.
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PLEASE HELP! All of the atavars on my computer are just a box with a red cross in the middle. What can be the cause of this?
The Infidels are at it again
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We withhold our answers to this question because we ________?
Don't want to start another Holy war.
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My 4 year old son came to me and told me that his butt hurt and when i asked him why he told me that his 12 year old cousin stuck his penis in his butt
Maybe you should be chatting with the police about this instead of us on answerbag we have no authority in this area.
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If we can't figure out what happened a few weeks ago then at least _____ knows?
Karnac
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Are all your electronics up to date or are you behind a few years?
Behind and do you know how hard it is today to find 8 track
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Is there a meteor that is going to hit the earth? If so what will this cause and how do we stop it?
An asteroid actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BT8vu2Jv2U
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What's the longest you've stayed up at one time?
As the need arises
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Do you think "Deity" would be a good title for level 100?
YES AND NEXT LEVEL dali llama
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What would you like from me for Thanksgiving? Christmas?
Turduken
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What do you think of my idea for maximum security prisons? instead of letting murderers and gang bangers lift weights and stuff, keep them in their cells and feed them ten times a day so when they get out they are all 380 lbs and barely able to walk.
Send them all to Afghanistan prisons, no more country clubs.
With our present justice system murderers and gang members continue their life of crime while behind bars.
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Can we have a secret Hand Shake?
Yes...http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=WrY9_FyvOiY
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Wudduh u wannuh doo?
Iwannarock
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What are some things that grow naturally that would make great percussion instruments?
Skulls
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If you been dating someone on and off for a year, you decide you don't want to have sex but sleep over, why would that person get upset or think you are sleeping with someone else just because you didn't have sex with them?
A guy can tell if someone has been tampering with the money maker
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Where's Waldo Now?
That is Osama's brother Waldo bin laden he will take over when big bro dies
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What were the six flags over the Texas?
An amusement park.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDIBTS_xDQ
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If workers vote in favor of a union, how long will that unio represent the employees? is there a time limit by law?
As long as the workers are happy with their union, indefinately or until there is a vote to decertify them.
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What qualities make a child cute?
Hot mother
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Do you ever walk outside of your house nude?
Yes but just to get the mail
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What else is as American as apple pie?
Pumkin pie War is right up there too
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If you are in the room when your parents get into a heated argument, what should you do?
Tell them to grow up and STFU!
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Do you have a problem being on time for work?
Yup always a half hour early.
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If curiosity were a cat would you run it over?
Nine times just to be sure.
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What is a small white pill with imprint von one side and 23 25 on the other side?
Toss it in the fish tank and see what the fish do
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Do you think it is inappropriate for a 5 y/o to tell the famiy dog to "stop licking your balls"? What would be a better word for her to use?
Yes because that is how they clean themselves
the alternative would be having the dog drag his butt across your carpet
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Did any other saints in the Catholic church accomplish as much as Mother Teresa?
John the baptist lost his head.
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My check oil light was so i checked it & there was some whiteish yellow gunk on the dipstick I was told that it was water in my oil,and that it was my head gasket and that i shouldn't drive any where.But now the light isnt on ne more? What should I do?
I'm guessing here, you probably own a Chrysler with the 2.7 engine. fix it sell it as fast as you can the engine will fail believe me it happened to me .
Why would this get flagged? so i nevernoticed it was a grandam question get a life already
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We were SO in love what happened?
If you release a wild thing from captivity and it returns it is yours If it doesn't it never was.
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How do I stop my hubby from looking at porn?
Shake your booty
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Who is going to win the grey cup?
I peered into my crystal ball it told me Calgary will win
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Are we (almost) in a depression?
Almost? We are up to our ying yangs in the depression
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What smell(s) reminds you of a happy memory?
Fish
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Should the U.S. government bail out the auto industry?
Con... Chrysler,Ford and General Motors are getting their just desserts.
Up to $30,000 for an ordinary piece of malfunctioning crap is a damn disgrace.
There are more recalls now than any time in automotive history.
They throw in those electronic gizmos to justify the outrageous price gouging.
If your car won't start at least you can sit in it and play with the gimzo of your choice...
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Diamonds are ____?
Highly forever over rated
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Has anyone broken the law in outer-space? Are their any laws that apply only to outer space?
littering
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Which Answerbagger comes to mind when I use the adjective "prolific"?
sMOOz
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The world needs another "Lawyer" Like it needs a ________?
Gay president
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What was the weather like outside the day you joined AB?
It was a dark and stormy night.
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My stomach hurts me so bad, because of my period, what should i do?
Punctuate
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When I say, "I'm your vehicle, baby" what do you think of first?
Driving Miss Daisy
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There is no lady like _______________. Who?
Mom nature
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Nuts or seeds?
No seed without the nuts LOL
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If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Naughty pine because I'm so knotty.
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If I only __________ i'de probably_______
God existed__________
Ask him to cure my wife's cancer
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I have an addiction to shoes and handbags that is really starting to get out of control. What can I do to make myself resist temptation?
quadruple amputation LOL
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What do you think about someone who marries their step sister or step brother?
What happens in the family stays in the family.
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How would you react if your mother or father told you (out of the blue) that "I love you and I'm proud of you, always remember that"?
Am I adopted?
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Does Eminem do drugs?
Just emineminas
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What was one thing that someone said, "went over your head" that you wish would be clarified for you?
"Do you wanna sleep or what"?
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How do you take your coffee?
Enema
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Whats the longest piss you ever took. How many seconds?
off the golden gate bridge, it still hasn't hit the water.
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My GF is a slut, what should I do?
***** your brains out
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Best movie about drug trafficking?
Its not out yet it will be called "My Family Doctor"
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Why do some men want to stay in their caves?
That is where the cave women gather the nuts
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Why is the rest of the world laughing at America?
Yes especially China.
The easiest non hostile takeover in earth's history
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Does the tooth fairy have a quota to meet?
She/it makes necklaces out of the teeth and sells them ebay
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Is a handful too much? or just not enough?
Two handfulls much better
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How would you feel if you been dating someone for 5 years and you got pregnant and they said to you "guess we gotta go the the clinic"?
Yes, the clinic to get him chemically sterilized
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Does (a) stupid people turn to marijuana for an excuse for being stupid. (b) smart people turn to marijuana because everyone else is stupid and they need to slow down. (c) everyone smokes because it because they enjoy it. (d) nobody smokes, it's illegal?
Its the illegality of it that makes it attractive especially to young people.
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Can a girl get pregnant via phone sex? =P
Yes the technology is amazing but as soon as you cut the embelical the connection is gone
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What is the worst predator to be killed by?
A pissed off gawd
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What would you do if someone was snoring loudly inside an airplane and you couldn't cover your ears?
Make damn sure it wasn't the pilots.
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Why not ...?
No means no.
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French word for female dog
Chienne
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Why do some people still look at the color of someone's skin when determining whether or not to date them?
If you don't like the container you likely won't like the content.
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In what way does it affect my computer if win32 services are not running?
process of elimination what isn't working?
Just kidding.
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Enter your question (Why is the sky blue?)
Thats how our eyes perceive it. Why do you ask?
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Why do guys over 40 want to be with young girls?
Arm candy,So why do young girls want to latch on to older men HMMM!
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Do you mute the television during commercials?
just the sound
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Do you ever run out of questions?
Here we go now its is my dog pregnant.
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Every had lunch in a back seat and lost a ring?
A nose ring
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Whats the worst part about a breakup?
lakanuky
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Swarms of locusts are invading Australia. Is this a sign?
No more so than swarming rabbits
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/nov/18/australia-locusts-harvest
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What is a holy shit?
When a God craps on us.
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I'm watching the movie "Major League" right now. Who else loves that movie?
Wild thing rules
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No shirt, no shoes, no _____.
No shirt no shoes no money coming in OH WELL!
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How do you put it nicely to your ex that you will no longer be there toy? i want a good way, a smart ass way to say it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I
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What's your #1 concern for the future?
How the coming depression will effect us.
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Short of a time machine, do you think we will ever truly found out how the earth began, with out theories and "I thinks" or "I believes".
Yes the hubble telescope will take us there in a way.
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How much money does the US currently owe China?
We owe Japan $714.9 billion; China, $191.1 billion.
beware the yellow hordes will own the world soon
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What's your favorite fast food, and from what place?
The last time i bought a wendy burger you could actually see through the patty.
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When your palms itch it means you are going to receive money. what does it mean when your boob itches?
you've spent the money wisely.
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Why do men always fall asleep after sex?
The warm blood returns to our brains,its like drinking warm milk before bedtime.
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Would you favor or oppose a mass coalition overthrowing the U.S. government?
That process is currently in the works,The Depression is only the begining.
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Has President Bush been misunderstood?
Very much so ,the dyslexic monkey has played into the hands of the NWO and people elected him to run the most powerful nation on earth.
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I have a plastic bottle used for peeing, I have used it for a good while now, I never rinse it when I empty it, every time I empty it and close the cap, wait a little then open again, it will make a sound like when you open a carbonated soda, why is that?
You drink too much cola
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What would turn your head and make you look ? :)
braless female jogger
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Why do you like to eat Italian Sausage?
I'm a glutton for heartburn
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Who do you think were the most photographed entertainer(s) of all time?
DI
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My buddy's water got shut off, she went potty in the toilet before she knew it was off. How does she flush it? I know you can put water in the toilet I just don't know if is in the back or front. Help us out please.
Dump a pail of water in the bowl it well self flush.
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Fill in the blank please? "I am _________"
Therefore anyone reading this IS too.
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Where would I have to go in order to get a warm and fuzzy feeling?
Teasers for a lap dance
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What would I have to give you to make you run around my neirboorhood naked 3 times?
An irate husband chasing me with a loaded shotgun
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In the air to form molecules of water, H20 and carbon dioxide,co2
Yes.
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Israel or Palestine ? Who do u support?
Neither.
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What store has the worst customer service?
Homely depot
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Who discovered Earth?
Aliens
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What is the easiest with to travel with a newborn through the airport and on the plane? Stroller,sling,front carrier....
Carry on, papoose style
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How can i stop my 5mth Spaniel stealing this from around the house or snatching toys from the kids. My 2yr old is becomming distressed by the dog as he is jumping up & taking things out his hand. Also if son laying on floor the dog jumps on him & nips
Get rid of the kid,dogs are man's best friend
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Do you burn more calories when you think hard?
When I am hard
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What is our most important duty in life?
2B the best me that I can.
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How did you wash your clothes, before you got your first washing machine?
Took them to the beach
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When you have movie night at your house..who is your popcorn popper? Or do you pop your own corn?
Mike Rowave
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What to say to a smoker?
You're the reason aliens won't come here,they think we breath fire.
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What do our Avatars do when we are offline?
Facebook
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One of the Abers states that she doesn't think that the 'Jews should have had the land (Israel) in the first place'. This is the same position as the terrorists and Ahmedinajad. Is she a terrorist, a communist or a muslim fanatic?
No just a realist
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What is the difference between buying and purchasing?
Buying requires cash
purchasing only requires a purchase order or PO
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My 401K is depressed. What can you do to cheer it up?
Kick its adviser in the groin.
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If you went to a beach, and it turned out to be a nude beach, would you stay and swim? Would you swim nude?
Can't swim but could learn the breast stroke pretty fast.
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What band do you think was or is under rated?
Cherokee
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Age of loosing virginity is getting younger and younger each yr what should be done to stop so much teen pregnacys a child is alot responceblity i have a 6mth old and im 21 and its hard work.
Some races use childbirth as a form of employment (welfare)these children having children is at an epidemic level.
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Why can't I find a boyfriend? I'm attractive, intelligent and educated yet no one seems to notice me.
Post a picture
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Do you think a first marriage should be "until death do us part"?
Its usually until debt do us part.
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What user name would you nominate for the user name Hall of Shame? (Be very, very creative)
Honorificabilitudinitatibus
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What's a good breakfast to have before a BIG test?
Ginseng
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AREN'T YOU IN LOVE WITH TWILIGHT??? and why?
The visions dancing in my mind
The early dawn, the shades of time
Twilight crawling through my windowpane
Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen
Night is day and twilights gone away
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If it needs refrigeration, it must be ___________. What?
Perishable
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I was born in Joliet, Ill. Does anyone know what else came out of Joliet besides the blues brothers and me and the t.v. show Prison Break?
Romeo
Joliet Jackhammers Baseball
Splash Station
Chicagoland Speedway
Route 66 Raceway
Joliet Historical Museum
Harrah's Casino
Argosy's Empress Casino
Rialto Square Theater
Westfield Shopping Mall
Jacob Henry Mansion
Challenge Park Extreme
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If you could have a conversation with anyone from the past, (except family members) who would it be? What topics would you discuss?
Could you be my Daddy?
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How much does it cost to make a car
Once the union has been paid off the strikers are ordered back to work the ceo gets his cut hmmm about $2000.
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Why did a troll take Viagra for a headache?
Trolls, when pressed, admit that they do what they do in order to get an erection.
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No milk today because ____________. Why?
The cow was an udder failure.
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What are some things that keep changing everyday?
The way government is killing us.
The way were letting government kill us.
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What caused my smoke alarm to go off for 20 seconds at 1 o'clock this morning? (There were also strange lights outside the window which disappeared when I went to look)
You may have been abducted by aliens, check for implants or signs of forced sex.
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Where would you go with a trasnsporter?
Area 51 for starters.
the Whitehouse top secret file room.
heaven and hell future accomodations
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When was the White House first painted white?
Canada blackened her before obama did.
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If it's off the charts, it must be __________. What?
A small chart.
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What's the hold up in here?
Never mind,Just put all your valuables in this bag and you won't be harmed.
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What are some things that keep changing everyday?
The date,my age
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Got any shocking news?
This just in The White house is now a safe haven for Muslim sympathizers
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
Why create us just to murder us?
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If your b/f grabbed "it" and said "I'm the boss, because you don't have one!!!"....What would you do?
She should say "I'm the boss because the office is closed".
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If you were told that tonight's supper will be your last meal, what will you have for dessert?
Slow Cooker Beef Tips
A savory and succulent dish that will have your family licking your lips after every spoonful.
Combine 1/2 cup flour with the salt and pepper and toss with beef cubes to coat throughly. Place in crockpot. Add shallots and mushrooms. Combine beef broth, worcestershire sauce and tomato paste. Pour over beef and vegetables; stir well. Cover and cook on Low for 8 to 12...
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That was one hot ____.
Vp candidate, Pallin
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What was the last thing that made you say wow?
SHAM
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I feel sorry for Obama, because the way people are thinking of him, if he doesn't pretty much walk on water and produce loaves and fishes during his presidency, he'll get absolutely hammered. Do you feel the same way, or otherwise?
If he can't take the heat he should stay out of politics.
That which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
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What do you do if you give some body everything but no matter what you give them they are still never happy?
Change position
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Who would rather not see the complete legalization of marijuana... the cops or the retailers?
The cops, because if it was legalized the dealers would find employment elsewhere as take away the crime element the price would drop dramatically.
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If a big fat jellyfish slimed itself up your body and into your ear what would you do?
Get a friend to piss it off!
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What kind of restaurant would you pick for your dinner out with Jesus, Buddah and Mohammed?
Joey's
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Is Obama going to be another Jimmy Carter
no a kennedy
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I have been renting for 7 months now, my truck has been broken into twice and the house broken into as well as some vandalism to my truck and the mail box. I have requested to be released from the lease due to these problems, Can I break the lease legally
Nope, but you can sublet
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
We don't need a president Biden his time.
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What do you think of people who cheat?
They reap what they sow,They become Presidents Senators,and other lowlife politicians.
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My period was due on 10/31, but hadn't shown up yet. I had sex with my boyfriend that night, and the condom broke, so he accidentally ejaculated inside me. Still no period yet as of 11/3. What are the chances that I'm pregnant
Give it another nine months something tells me you'll know by then
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What are two items could you buy with condoms that would make the clerk look at you funny?
english cuke and ky jelly
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Is there anyone that got some jokes? Tell me some
I swear an oath on my honor as a hypocrite that ...
I will cuss cows but eat beef, blast miners but wear jewelry and drive a car but condemn oil companies.
I don't want [any] trees cut for any purpose other than to provide the lumber for my next house.
As a Hollywood celebrity I assert my God-given right to sire at least four children by three different wives and then protest...
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Whats your favourite cold meat? I love salami.
Shaved fresh cooked ham
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HOW CAN I GET A CAR BACK THAT THE POLICE SIEZED WHEN I BORROWED IT AND DO NOT OWN IT.
The registered owner is the only one who can retrieve it.
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What's the wackiest province in Canada?
Quebec they have separated from reality.
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What do you utter under your breath when you are totally distressed?
Fork Rice Aches!
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If I provide a pie crust, what kind of filling would you put into it?
Four and twenty black birds.
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I'm going to break into your house and rob you blind, how are you going to stop me?
I'm not blind so give it your best shot.
have your affairs in order you don't get out alive
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How many people here can't wait for this election to be over so we don't have to hear how bad President Bush is? That is all I hear on this site Evil Bush this and that as if he is responsible for all problems here from the begining of time.
Even after this election is over he will go down in history as the Hitler of the twenty first century
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How do you know when you are well done?
I know she is well done when the gravy starts to flow.
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I need to get rid of an old freezer and washing machine do you know who would I call?
Put them on the curb with a sign 'Free,working,take away'.
If no takers after a week change the sign to $50.00 each they'll be gone same day ,stolen.
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Is there anyone that got some jokes? Tell me some
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsPFDOIp04
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What are you, a natural born ____?
Caesarian
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If you could give out your ten commandments to the human race, what would they be? (don't guess there has to be ten:))
1. Thou shalt not battle over operating systems. I am wise and in My wisdom have created diverse and various operating systems. Be true unto the chosen system and neither covet nor despise your neighbour's operating system.
2. Thou shalt not battle over nationalities or tribes. I have placed the UseNet aside from all things, and granted it unto Usas. I am blind to the place in which...
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Which actor or famous person do you miss?
Michael Richards, Kramer
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You were going to take a slow boat to where?
Sugar Island
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So how do you feel about King of the Hill being canceled?
"King of the Hill" is over the hill at Fox, which is canceling the long-running animated comedy.
Final episodes of the half-hour series, now in its 13th year, likely will air during the 2009-10 season, Fox said Friday. The network recently ordered 13 new episodes, and animated series have a long production schedule.
"King of the Hill" chronicles the life of blue-collar...
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Do you worry about Toxins from toys made in China?
No,Their food imports scare me though
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How often do you help Abers in need?
I try ,unless its one of those 'i found a pill what is it'?
Or am I pregnant?
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Do you prefer vinyl, wood, or aluminum screen doors, why?
Wood with that wire spring instead of a hydraulic closer
so the door makes a slamming sound like the old days bang,bang,bang.
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If your where to hit a jackpot on a machine and cash out and put another 10 dollars in will it effect the pay rate
No its all done by random number selectors completely random.
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I am deeply indebted to _________. Who?
To my Chrysler Intrepid by breaking down you've saved me a ton on gas.
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What is your favourite planet?
Earth, feels like home to me although i do miss Krytpon
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Oh,All ye people, come to _________?
me with your money.
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Have you ever has to use some one elses glasses before for what reason did you do this?
Because mine were all in the dishwasher.
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Where are we going today (assume im sneaking into the back of the car or following you)?
Taking my Chevy to the levee
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Who comes first to mind when I say, "King of Kings"?
Swords
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How can you tell that the boo boo on my finger has gone away?
Your writing skills have improved ten fold.LOL
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Can you imagine going to work everyday by bike?
Yes, because I do.
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What are your views for obama to be the next president
http://mensnewsdaily.com/2008/10/30/the-young-will-pay-for-a-president-obama/
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What number is on your front door?
Mine
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What do you think is coming after cellphones?
Collection agency for unpaid cell bill.
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If there was really a Mars Bar on Mars, what do you think they would serve a Wookie?
Ewoks are wookie favorites
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In your opinion, what is the most difficult addiction to overcome?
Sex
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Diabetes has raised 90% in the last ten years, what do you think is the cause?
My wife is type two unfortunately
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Diabetes has raised 90% in the last ten years, what do you think is the cause?
What with many cancers being cured the large pharmaceuticals need a new cause to bleed the people out of their money,there isn't more diabetes just more companies looking to make money.
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When does the NWO take over the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK2g0TGaAZA&NR=1
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Is it embarrasing working in McDonalds?
Absolutely not,if you a a special needs employee.
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How would you stop me from leaving
Win the powerball.
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If I were to take you to a pawn shop, to sell you, how much would you be worth?
Stolen property will get you 5-life
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You don't care or you don't know?
DGAF
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What do you find yourself doing almost every night to get off?
choke the chicken
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What would you do if an aber was dating one of your kids?
Flag, rather flog
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What do you think is the biggest reason Christianity, Islam and Judaism took the place of the ancient Pagan religions to become the front-runners? What didn't Paganism have that they did?
The pagans did it for free.
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It seems Britney got her bod back ! Is this one of her best videos, or what?
Perhaps but her brain is still missing.
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What do you think the Government would do if absolutely nobody voted?
The speaker of the house would be interim prez.
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Do you find it absurd how all these cosmetic and toiletry companies try to convince people that the "vitamins", "anti-oxidants", "green tea", etc, they put in shampoos, make-up, lotions, soaps--- are supposed to help when in fact they do nothing?
Au contraire my friend, they create very healthy bank accounts.
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On a date,apon meeting them, right there what would be a turn on or off?
....
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I want to get my girlfriend to shit into my mouth and make me eat it has anybody got any ideas on how i could get her to do this for me.
I would but I don't think you'll be on AB long enough.
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What do you consider a red flag when meeting someone?
This one...
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If you discovered a super-massive black hole, what would you name it?
Oprah
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Iceberg lettuce is the _______ of the salad world.
T bone
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I could really use a _____________ right now!
Caring God
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I have a very old bible, dated 1698 on the front cover, its a bit tatty, but its all there, is it worth anything?
That would depend on who owned it.
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What does the Bible say about tattoos, and doesn't Jesus have a tattoo on his thigh in the book of revelation?
A Church of England priest is under fire after calling for gays to be forcibly tattooed with a sodomy warning.
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
Yes and that is as close as i want to be to my mother in law.
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What does the Bible say about tattoos, and doesn't Jesus have a tattoo on his thigh in the book of revelation?
What sort of kind and loving god allow such atrocities?
And admonish us for getting a tattoo?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4695355.stm
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If someone on AB wanted you to rate their cock would you?
How are cocks rated by length,girth,skin texture?
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How do women give themselves pleasure without a vibrator?
washing machine spin cycle
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Better what if Question? What if Obama is elected to be President and it is found out on the appeal of Case # 08-cv-04083 that he was infact born in Kenya? Then what would be the legal corrective action?
Then a precedent will have been set now Arnold would be allowed to run.
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What would be a good example of someone being off base, over the top, or out of line at a social gathering?
Taking mashed potatoes from the bowl with their hands.
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An engine like sign on the left of my cars speed meter shows just after starting the car. this sign disappeared when i replaced my old battery but it came again. what is this?
service engine
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Should men stand up to pee or sit down? Why?
Shutup,we'd burn our asses squatting to put out a campfire.
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How do you fix a security problem Icon that links you to a website that you have to buy something? I can't get rid of the Icon Help Please
try renaming it then delete
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Of what is the Obama campaign afraid?
kkkkkkkk
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What have you done to save money on your transportion cost?
Lowered my standards.
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I haven't been around in quite a long time...Does anyone have any big news to share? Fill me in! What's the latest drama?
Does she have conjugal visitations?
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Do you think Freddie Krueger ever has nightmares?
Yes he dreams that his finger blades go dull.
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Did you ever see an older woman with long chin hairs? Makes you wonder why they let them get that way. Haven't they heard of tweezers?
some old fillipino women let their chin hair grow some kind of superstition
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What happened to the Obama/McCain questions?
I never saw any today.
Just glad its almost over.
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What separates you from a dummy?
I read the book
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You judge a person by thier _____.
Spelling of the word their. Just kidding LOL
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A person should never be asked ______.
KFC's secret formula
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What made the old west so violent
The same thing that is making the new millennium so violent...greed,ignorance,stupidity,religion.
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Is michael jackson still the best dancer out there?
He wasn't really dancing, his nose fell off and he was trying to stop it bouncing on the floor with his feet.
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Who would win this heavyweight bout: Rocky Balboa or Rocky Marciano?
rocky would get the snot pounded out of him every round until the last minutes then he would say something like...
Who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league...It don't matter, 'cause I was nobody before...I was nobody. That don't matter either, ya know...It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my...
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If the levels on AB were named after food, what would be your food level?
Maestro potato
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I took 35mg of addarall on sat and have a urine test on Mon. How do I get that out of my system? This is my first time taking it.
drink a lot of water and piss it away
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Are you addicted to starbucks?
Nope,TIM HORTON'S is the only coffee for me.
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What do you do to keep your "Inner Child" alive?
Keep the elder at arms length
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Where did you last see a bird's nest?
On a phillipnoes dinner table LOL
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I posted a question about suggestions on how to lower my blood pressure, one user answered - Commit suicide- are answers like this common? Would you flag this as offensive?
I posted the following question...
Did you know there is a Natural Supplement to Cure virtually every disease including Cancer?
This is the reply I got from an insensitive cow...
"I believe its called death if I am not mistaken".
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I posted a question about suggestions on how to lower my blood pressure, one user answered - Commit suicide- are answers like this common? Would you flag this as offensive?
http://www.spiritofhealing.com/articles/html/correcting_high_blood.html
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Who was responsible for teaching you manners?
Burp,belch,fart,slurp#@*&^ what you talkin about?
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What would you say to someone who jumped ahead of you in line when you are attending a buffet?
Enjoy this will be your last meal.
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What's your favorite song performed by The Everly Brothers?
Ebony eyes
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How can God love me if I'm such a terrible sinner?
He has to because he create sin
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Where does the sun take rest?
The north Pole
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What comes first to mind when I say 2012?
Four years and counting
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Don't you know that if you keep playing with that thing, it's going to _____________?!
Make you blind
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Do you think white people age faster than say blacks or hispanics?
No we just live longer.
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$155,000 spent on groming yet men don't find Palin appealing, why?
They prefer Obama types
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Why do people buy guns?
To protect themselves against people who don't believe in guns.
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If you were God would you create mankind just to worship you?
Yes because I am a narcissistic entity
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Can you post an image of your favorite astronomer? ( or your favorite image of an astronomer...)
Hamm
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What honor is there in being wwe champ if wrestling is fake?
The same honor as being a televangelist which is also fake.MONEY
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Do you into a store to buy a couple things, and end up with a lot stuff?
It is referred to as impulse buying.
Yes everybody does it.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "supercalifragalistickexpealadoshis? Sorry if I did not spell it right.
Supercallousedfragilemysticplaguedwithhallitosis.
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How do you like your eggs cooked, same with your steak?
O/E and medium rare, I love steak.
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I am so ready for _________?
Spring
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Is there such a thing as reverse bestiality, where the animals rape humans?
Yes of course
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What is your favorite comendian's skit?
The Carol Burnett show with Tim Conway.
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What if Obama is an Islamist Militant plant and McCain is the Manchurian Candidate?
What do you mean ,what if?
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Rock the _______.
Hudson
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Is giving a blow job slutty?
no its snotty
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Please will you share with me your favorite piece of art depicting a sea going vessel?
the ark
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What is the hardest part about staying up?
Not having a reason to be up.
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Do you have a place you run to when your stressed out?
The fortress of solitude
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Women, if I told you I would die if you did not show me your breasts - and I was very convincing - would you show them to save my life?
I tried that once.
"Hey lady I'm dying to see your boobs"!
Its hard to walk after a crotch kick.
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If a little bird told me some good news today, what kind of bird would that be?
Minah
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What do you like to do with your sweetie other than sex?
Just looking at her hoping she can read my mind.
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What's one key on your keyboard that you NEVER use?
Any.
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Ok, why do buffett style eateries throw away perfectly GOOD food (some just made and untouched!!!) rather than give it to a soup kitchen to feed the homeless?
its against the law.
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Why don't we have windmills on top of each power pole, and therefore, effectively turn each power pole into their own power station? Yes, there is the issue of expense, but wouldn't these windmills all soon pay for themselves?
Until hurricane season.
When mom nature gives them all a blowjob
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Hand is to a glove, as a head is to a __________?
Mouth
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What is the logic in humor?
Laughter is the best medicine.
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What do you eat with milk?
Cow meat
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WHAT CHEMICALS CAN I ADD TO CONCRETE MIX TO MAKE IT STRONGER
It is relatively simple
a molecule made of 12 atoms of carbon, 22 of hydrogen, and 11 of oxygen.
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When everyone is wrong what is right?
Wrong becomes the new right
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Please will you share with me your favorite piece of art depicting a sea going vessel?
Titanic
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Are Dolly Parton's boob real or bought and paid for?
Mammorex
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Why do I well up with tears of happiness when I write down or see in print, my full married name? (Humor welcome :)
Because your married name is Melinda Gates.
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Is there crying in Baseball?
Yes and it will continue until Cincinnati Reds Star Pete rose is pardoned and is enshrined into the hall of fame.
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What is the rich part called in your city? Ours is called Tuxedo...
we have river heights,lindenwood
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What really happened on 9/11?
None of us will ever know for sure.
But somebody in the Bush admin knows and were involved.
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Never trust anyone over____________?
To read the meter
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Is there any exercise to increase the size of Sexual apparatus?
Slamming it in a door repeatedly.
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HOW DOES HEART BEATS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK20B7osr0s
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Would a second NHL team in Toronto be a good idea?
No the maple leafs haven't won the coup stanley since 1966-1967 just rename the present team
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In your opinion, if a man tells his gf he does NOT want to be a father and she assures him she's on the pill, but she still gets pregnant, does that man have to pay child support anyway?
Birth control is not a 100% guarantee you won't get pregnant.
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What is your favorite thing to hunt?
Desiderata
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As an American , who likes to smoke pot, ( marijuana, hashish, etc...) would I better off going on vacation to Mexico, or Canada? Where would I have more fun?
Whistler Canada
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Are they're any traditional childrens stories/fables that you would Not read to your children? Why?
Hansel and Gretal it promotes cannibalism.
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I would like to donate a large sum of money to a worthy cause, Which cause would you suggest?
None they are all greedy ripoffs.
Nothing of any significance gets solved, the rich get richer.
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What does it mean if your boyfriend packs condoms for a trip without you?
He puts them on the barrel of his gun to keep the dust and sand out.
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What do you think of (Rep) Warren Buffett and Colin Powell endorcing (Dem) Barack Obama?
Nicer suited but lousy platform
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What have you put off, till tomorrow?
yesterday
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What kinds of changes would you like to see implemented in order to make our roads safer for drivers?
Some kind of electronic gizmo that scrambles cell phone signals while the engine is running.
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What is the name of the 80's rap song/mix which lyrics goes like this: heel toe heel toe hop forth hop back hop hop hop?
Rosie O'donnel heading for the fridge.
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What sense to you is the strongest _________.
Common
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What was the subject that you took in high school that was taught by a tyrant?
French
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What would you like to see your S/O dressed as for Halloween?
The unknown answerbagger.
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I am confused by the different between high rise and low rise jeans...I have a semi big tummy, which would be better for me?
high, the low rise barely covers the goodies.
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Above all, the government should spend more to help ____________?
Themselves to our money.
Apparently it is politically correct.
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What would be a great name for a diner that gives everyone agita?
Reflux's bistro
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How do you want to be loved?
Poop poop py doop
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A Marine was filmed throwing a puppy off a cliff while in Iraq and it was posted on Youtube, what do you think should be done to him?
What was he supposed to do that 'poor puppy' had bombs strapped to it
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Its up to you to develop the next innovative wireless device. It can be whatever you want, as long as we can sell tons of them. What will your wireless device be?
Glasses that give the wearer internet access
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How come whenever a white kid goes missing,it on every news channel,but when a black kid goes missing nobody cares?
When, where in what fantasy world did that happen Michael Jackson is not missing he is in hiding?
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Is Vin Diesel straight and WHO are his previous and past lovers?
That would be like saying Rock Hudson was gay
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Do you remember snagglepuss the cartoon if you have a pic please include?
Exit stage right.
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I have a 1998 F150 and the dome lights don't work, have checked fuses and fuse is OK, any ideas?
Replace the switches
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If you could make one significant change in the system of education in your country, what would you do?
Eliminate homework teachers are being overpaid to educate our children If we have to do it at home we should get paid also.
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Let's hear it from you. Say it again?
Don't make me repeat myself
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Shouldn't one of the community leaders be a minority?
I thought they all were?
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What would you NOT like your last words to be?
Shit your husband is home early.
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My neighbor has a video camera pointing to see what I am doing in my garage. this is a private residence. We live in TN. can he do that
When you know he is doing it invite his wife over and give her a kiss.
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Is it mental abuse or what ? My husband doesn't talk to me or listen to anything I say, Ive basically have gotten the silent treatment for 2 months!!!
Maybe he is deaf,ask him if he wants a new truck if he doesn't reply he is deaf.
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What is the best way to make friends? Or what works for you?
If Kenworth the effort go for it.
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Outsiders, what does "God Bless America" means to you?
What ever it means the big guy ain't listening
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Theoretically speaking, can a wormhole make time travel possible?
not really time travel just movement to parallel universes
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Is the place you live in , on a street, crescent , avenue or...........?
Cresent
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What does God think about video games?
To him WE are a video game.
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I have been giving head to a criminal defense attorney 12 years my elder for 6 years. I was 21 then, now I'm 27. He has never taken me out, given me anything. I always drive to his place. Can you help me explain why I beat myself over this?
One day you may need an attorney,He owes you big time.
When that day comes if he isn't there for you black mail works wonders
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Mother in law, love her, hate her?
Hate the f'n bitch.
My wife, her daughter had surgery three weeks ago to remove a cancerous tumor.
Before she went in the hospital her mother told her she should get her eyes checked and that she would give her the money to buy the glasses.
So after the surgery she calls my wife and tells her "I'm not going to pay for the glasses as it would be a waste of money because you...
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Will the Cuban embargo's be lifted in the near future so I can buy some cigars?
I'm sure you can find a Cuban in the USA to roll you some.LOL
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Can you name something yellow?
Urine luck, a banana
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It was so sad that even ________.
The willows weeped
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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be?
The munsters
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Go to your kitchen and look into your fridge, what is the worst thing in there?
Head cheese anyone?
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Would you be offended if I said "Screw you and the broom you flew in on!"?
Straw or push type?
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When was the last time when you said, "I better go now."?
In confession The priest burst out laughing uncontrollably.
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"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas". Can you think of a phrase for your city?
Winterpeg Spirited Energy
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What does Antichrist look like?
An artichoke
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
ألف مسيحي في الذئاب الملابس.
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How do you respond to people who *get in your face*?
Eat garlic
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Aside from the monthly period, what do women hate about being women?
If i was a woman i'd hate having to carry men's toys for them.
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If a guy truly loved a woman, and she dumped him cos of something he did, would it be possible for him to just go out with someone else straight away
flip them they're all sisters in the flesh
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What is the latest date large numbers of native americans used the bow in combat
Custard's last stand. June 25th 1876 little big horn
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Can you give me a clever use for duct tape?
That was too easy, LOL
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How did you behave childishly?
Masturbate to the tune of the William Tell Overture.
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What's the first thing that comes to a zombies mind?
Must make another senseless movie.
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If you suddenly grew wings, where would you fly to first?
Lost wages Nevada
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Is the word "learnt" not a English word? Or doesn't form any of the US or UK or other versions of the language?Why does AB show me a red line under it when I type it as how it would do for misspelt words?
Learnt ain't a werd.
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What's your ladder climbing strategy?
Rung rung at a time
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I sent $200,000.00 to Nigeria last month, how come they haven't contacted me about the million that I am supposed to get?
Nigerians are basically honest people there must have been a glitch somehow.
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Where did the zombie leave his bucket of love?
In the well of wishes.
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Who are some characters--real or imagined--whose names begin with Z?
ZZTOP
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Does it frustrate you when you take the time to give a very detailed answer, and all you get is the same generic comment back every single time? (For example, "Thank you +6")
Thank you +5
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Whose the best man to do a job?
For some unknown reason perhaps he was thwarted from running to fulfill a secret agenda on the NWO's plate.
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Should slavery be re-instated?
Yes slaves are so cute and cuddly, everybody should own one.
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What is the most over-used word in the 2008 presidential race?
Change
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You'll wonder where the yellow went...when you...
Finally stand up to your inlaws
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Do you add things to your Frozen Lunches and Dinners, to make them taste better, if so, what do you add?
Heat
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What would you like to see under the Christmas Tree in 2008?
Mommy 'kissing' Santa Clause.
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We measured our back yard, its not the same as our house papers say it is,, how do we find out what the right measurements are,, who do we call,,?
If it has been surveyed in the past the last survey could have put marker pins in the ground check if you have copies of a recent survey.
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How big will a papillion cross a french lop grow?
Yes, but he must proceed cautiously as they have sharp teeth.
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Why are an alarming number of folks incapable of categorizing their own darn questions?
Why does it really matter?
our economic structure is in a shambles and we're worried about categorizing questions?
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What are some of your ideas on giving a home curve appeal?
this is a prime example of curve appeal in a home.
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If it was not long after and not simultaneously then it must have been long____?
Pending
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What do you think, is the best relationship quote of all you've ever heard or read?
That girl can suck the dimples off of a golf ball.
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What shouldn't you say in an eulogy?
He over stayed his welcome
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"Show me the meaning... of being lonely..."-Who can show me?
HERE YOU GO MR.LONELY
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Do Black Holes create Dark Matter? Where does Dark Matter come from?
Dark matter comes from white holes also. its called poop
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In one word, how would you describe god?
Mean
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With all the domestic terrorist groups in the US, why are there not more attacks by them?
Planning, location,location ,location
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What makes a scientist, a Famous Scientist?
You know you're on to something when other people try to steal your patent rights, or people in black suburbans wearing sunglasses start following you around.
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Do you have a favorite Stephen hawking quote?
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=HSUsXYcQ5qA
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When I say "witches' brew", what do you think of first?
Breast milk gone sour
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What is a small mass of land surrounded by water
My property after the flood of the century '97
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Have you ever seen a cat play "fetch" like a dog?
Teri the white one on the left is snagglepuss check out his eyes.
He is the one that fetches.
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Is pine resin poisonous?
No they use it in Buckley's cough meds.
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When you were sick and in the hospital, did you have some nurses that made you feel better or feel worse? How?
Hell ya
I was in for ED she got me up every day.
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How would you feel if McCain lost the race?
Devastated,Its not a good time to open the doors to a muslim influx
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Where can I download the song, One day remains: never say die?(limewire isnt an option)
Try ARES
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What do we need to invent, to make time travel possible?
It has been invented its called a hadron collider
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Why are people racist?
They aren't its just minorities with thin skin
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Could you say something really boring?
2008 presidential election
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What do you think Rodin's "The Thinker" is thinking about?
The world's longest dump, since 1902
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What would be the coolest bug to do tricks in a flea circus?
Pubic lice on a trampoline
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Why do you think cereal companies stopped putting those free plastic toys in cereal boxes?
They spawned cereal killers
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Is that the way love is supposed to be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWf1MdHv80Q
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I sleeped next to a girl i like on the floor at a party holding her hand and she didnt move away dose this mean she likes me also she keeps looking at me and siting and walking close to me
No it means she wasn't sleepting she was passed out.
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It's often sterotyped, that Bush is basically an idiot, no matter what he does. Can you explain how this all started?
At birth July 6th 1946
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Is that the way love is supposed to be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2BjJbKQkgc
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Do you find Sarah Palin kinda hot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGuuW0JP-I
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Why don't you love me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq3DlUCUUsE&feature=related
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Names for a real good race-horse?
Legsy malone
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Do or did zombies exist?
http://www.webtvhub.com/hilarious-george-bush-video-american-president-warns-of-zombie-threat/
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Do you want to be alone when the sun goes down?
No...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtzmjM3Q3O8
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It came from out of nowhere, where did it go?
Back from whence it came.
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Is there one piece of music (or song) that 'moves your soul'..? Mine is "Dante's Prayer" by Loreena McKennitt
only time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IjIG_7Zt4U
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Guys, are yall satisfied with the size of your penis?
No,a nine inch nail would be nice
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Can an elephant mate with a mouse? What would the baby look like?
Yes and the whole time the mouse would be asking
"Am I hurting you dear"?
It would look the same but would have a tattoo of mickey mouse on her butt
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Girls _____ and Boys _____
boobs,fondle
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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so stupid?"
I thought i was stupid until I met you.
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If Iraq becomes a democracy and it is proven G.W. Bush was right all along will you admit you were wrong?
If Iraq becomes a democracy no one will be more surprised than the Bush administration.
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The quartz clock was invented by........................................................
According to the Smithsonian "In 1927, Canadian-born Warren Marrison, a telecommunications engineer, was searching for reliable frequency standards at Bell Telephone Laboratories. Building on earlier work in piezoelectricity, he developed a very large, highly accurate clock based on the regular vibrations of a quartz crystal in an electrical circuit" - the first quartz clock.
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What do you predict will be the last earthquake?
The big one San FranCisco
or yellowstone
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What scene in a movie can you not bear to watch (e.g. Ned Beatty pig scene in Deliverance)?
The kissing scene in brokeback mountain
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When I say "red spot", what do you think of first?
Xbox 360
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What is good for people under communism?
Absolutely nothing
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What nationality was Alexander Graham Bell,and where was he born?
Bell was born in Edinburgh, Scotland on March 3, 1847. He enrolled in the University of London to study anatomy and physiology, but his college time was cut short when his family moved to Canada in 1870
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How is it that I can keep three kids growing healthy and strong, but I can't keep a plant alive for more than three months?
Kids only require fertilizer at conception.
Plants need it all the time with water to wash it down.
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Whats the color of your favorite blanket?
Multi colored quilt
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What would be some great miscellaneous uses for peanut butter?
A Detroit woman lived alone with her collie. On her 30th birthday, some of her friends snuck into her house to throw her a surprise party when she came home from work. They all hid in the basement and kept the collie downstairs with them.
They heard the woman come home and move around the house a bit. Then she called for her dog, and the collie began to bark from the basement. The friends...
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Where is the kingdom of heaven?
heaven is a mega huge space station somewhere up there in the cosmos it is powered by lost souls.
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What has Governor Schwartzenegger done for California?
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Arnold_Schwarzenegger
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What are the best books to read if you are Agnostic?
Try this one.
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What food manufacturing facilities have you toured (if any) and what was your impression? Was there anything you saw that concerned or alarmed you?
Yes they actually kill animals so we can eat.
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I'm thinking of starting a movement, what would be a good one to start?
Pelvic thrust
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Which country's residents are the most arrogant, in your opinion?
Quebec France
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Would you allow Al Sharpton to sit down and eat with your family on Thanksgiving?
Yes because without his presence there would be no turkey
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Ladies: Whats your perfect cock? Aside from size give color, circumsized, veins, curved, etc........
I'm not female but this may help some to decide.
http://www.thevisualiser.net/visualiser.php?girth=202&length=306&dickname=HugeCock_24398&colour=w&sex=0&Next=Enter+The+Visualiser
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Why has adultery become acceptable?
Because it feels good and no animals get hurt so PETA is happy.
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Is toronto in quebec?
Yes it is one of Quebecs english suburbs
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How would you feel if McCain lost the race?
It would be like a black November indeed.
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At the age of 59 I have to ask a stupid question. This is something that I have confused all my life (I guess we all have those little misunderstandings)...BUT is 12 AM noon or midnight? I'm serious (and stupid).
I think 12 pm is midnight
I think 12 am is midday
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Can you help me name my company?
im starting a clothing line that mainly prints gorey images and whatnot. i need a name, though. can you help me out?
not something like "gorey threads" i mean come on thats lame haha
something unique :)
thanks
Shack of shit fashions
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Looking at McCain tonight I worry about his health, do you think he can live 4 more years?
He survived all those years as a pow I'm sure he can survive one term at least as the president.
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Is your front or back lawn looking like wild Africa right now?
Yes as a matter of fact a hyena just dragged grandma away
I can hear it laughing now.
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What sort of leaf appears on the Canadian flag?
Fig
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Have you ever had to borrow money? If so what for?
To pay off the loan sharks
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How long can you retain from sex?
Until the cow comes home.
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No SHI@ Sherlock__________________?
Had a crack cocaine habit.
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What is the best way to knock someone out in a fight?
Reverse punch to the temple
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How would you kill Adolf Hitler?
Tell him his parents were jewish, that oughta cook him
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If your coworker talked to himself what would you say to them?
Nothing he is probably using a bluetooth
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Im starting a suicide cult, any tips for me?
Koolaid all flavors.
Its to die for.
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"Live from New York, it's ____________!" Can you please fill in the blank?
The tonight show with new host Mr Bean
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A mask person walks into your house and shoots themselves in the head. You_______...
Stupidly get your prints on his gun and get charged with murder.
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Are you freaking out over the huge losses we are seeing in the stock market everyday?
http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=mathematicians-predicted-stock-mark-2008-09-16
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If you had to kill some
What?
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What makes it so hard to say goodbye... or even just goodnight? later ☺
She slammed part of me in the door.
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Does O.J Simpson deserve life? If not what should be his sentence?
He should be released to the Goldman's custody.
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Can the Bail-Out be amended?
No, because the decider decided
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What is a large group of geese called?
I don't know but a large group of goose is a google
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What is a large group of geese called?
Menage a quack.
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What do you deserve a Nobel prize for?
Causing global warming.
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How can you tell if you are becoming hyperthyroid?
Hair grows in your palms
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Do you know anyone that has Wilson's Disease?
Chuck Nolan's soccer ball.
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What do you think of the O.J. Simpson jail sentence. for robbing a man for ball cards
Fair, just and about time.
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Does anybody else believe that the financial disaster in the USA is happening to fulfill an agenda?
The Merchant Bankers set out upon their conquest when America was first born. But they had no appreciable success until 1840, when the American government got naked and climbed into bed with these Mammonites. All three branches of the U.S. government became nothing more than greedy, insatiable whores, and the American people have been getting sold out ever since, for the ever escalating price...
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How do you remove the lower unit on a 1981 18 hp mercury outboard?
Drive really fast in a shallow lake that has lots of rocks
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What is Obama going to do about the shrinking value of the dollar?
Ask allah for help
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What are the similarities between you and your father?/ differences?/ What has been the result?
Dad was an alcoholic, I'm just a drunk.
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What is the funniest fruit or vegatable picture you've ever seen?
Funniest veggie picture I've ever seen is...
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Why did parents always worry about their kids becoming round-shouldered?
Because there is no market today for bell ringers quasi modo
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Do you find it hard to go into a sex shop chain like Ann Summers?
Nope, I find its hard when I exit though
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When I go 'Dad Gummit' you'll go ______
Wrong, Mom gummit, dad luvit
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This would be a lot more fun if __________.
I didn't suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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Would a senseless idiot benefit by having some sensible friends?
Yes he could become the next president of the New Chinese republic USA
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, what would they be called?
F ups
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Do you owe China any money?
Ah so pletty soon china take over Amelica chop chop.
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I went in a store and the clerk shoved a 7 page list into our face and it talks about bad things that muslims have done and he says that if we get Obama into office (saying he's a Muslim) he will blow up America (also with the pin thing). Whats up?
Be afraid, be very afraid
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Joe DiMaggio was a coach for the Oakland A's their first few seasons ('68-70) in Oakland. Is there anywhere where I can see a photo of him in an A's uniform?
Here is one...
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Difference between normal mail and email?
E-mail Eliminates the footwork
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O.J Simpson was found guilty what do you think about it if anything?
Oj finally did himself dirt
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Does truth come from God or man?
Man because God and Woman have never told us thetruth
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Beer & _____________?
Women
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How can WE(the democrats) defeat Sarah Palin? (no republican or conservative or sarah palin supporters allowed to answer).
You had your chance but hillary wasn't chosen. Oh well!
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What is a good method to help children learn their times tables?
Enroll them in school, thats what teachers are paid to do.
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Do you believe it is possible for God to call prophets like Noah or Moses in our days? Why or why not?
No, fairy tales don't work anymore
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What does magic taste like?
Can't explain it just leaves a bad taste.
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If I'm a california resident currently living in georgia, how do i register to vote online? Would i put california or georgia?
Watch the ellen the degenerate show she tells how to do it.
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What is the thrilling movie that is based on real incidents
9/11 coverup.
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Why are boys so jealouse?
Boys are so jealouse because girls like to know if the guy cares so she flirts with other guys to get his reaction.
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Who discoverd the cell wall
Inmate number 90210
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Do you ever what outer space tastes, or smells like?
Its a vacuum smells don't hang around
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What are you drinking while watching the debate tonight?
Cyanide laced coke
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What do you dip your corn dog in? Ketchup or mustard, something else?
wife
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I have a big ground-hog in my back-yard on a 5 acre farm. Is that bad or good?
Your horses could trip in them an break a leg.
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If BS was currency, Who could bail out the economy?
Obama hussein Biden
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Why does my wife like black guys?
Because they have very big hands
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Who sank my battleship? What's the first thing that came to your mind?
Israel, the USS LIBERTY
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What will be the first thing that you are going to do in order to get ready for Halloween?
See if that dang chainsaw will start.
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Is the Federal Reserve evil?
The Rothschild's funded Woodrow Wilson's Presidential campaign on condition Wilson pass the Federal Reserve Banking Act. Today the Rothschild's are the primary owners of the Federal Reserve Bank. They control most of the world and through the control of central banks have instigated more wars and horror than any other family throughout history.
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What kind of stew will the sorcerer be cooking up for Halloween?
Eyeball
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What do u like to do in the rain?
naked walks
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Was the 9/11 attack part of a long term plan, aimed at the American economy, and if so , do you think is it working?
To perfection.
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If marijuana is less harmful than tobacco to the body, why is marijuana illegal and tobacco is not?
It is harmful to the government because the don't tax it yet.
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What was your most embarassing moment in High School?
Had to fart bad, but it wasn't gaseous, it came out as a soilid
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Do think we would have fewer crimes if everyone had a concealed weapon, a pistol?
Maybe but a lot more senseless deaths.
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When can "ouch" be an expression to describe something other than physical pain?
After filling up at the gas station and going in to pay the tab.
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If I've gotten on your negative side, how do I get back on your positive side again?
Reverse polarity.
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Would you be sad if you died tomorrow?
Probably deadly serious
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What is it like to be a social worker?
Social workers take a 2 week course and think they can play God.
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Whats the worst part of nonsensical spam questions?
Nonsensical spam comments
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Remind me not to ask ________ for directions again wont you?
George Bush
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Can I teach a pig to tap dance and why?
It would cost you a fortune in doughnuts.
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Is there a secret society for men with beards?
The Hell's Angels
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Your opinion on blind dating? (hypothetical question :))
Two blind people going on a date run the risk of getting into a dog fight.
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What do you do for a cold that actually makes you feel better?
The best thing is prevention.
I feel one coming I take Hall's the regular clear one, works for me, lots of Hall's.
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If I was a bike would you ride me?
I'd just park you and sniff the seat all day LOL
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What sides go best with fried chicken?
Corn bread and chitlins
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IQ Test - what did you score? http://uk.tickle.com/test/superiq.html I got 133
266 i did it twice
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Which book features the characters Jim Hawkins and Billy Bones?
Sounds like treasure island
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Why is everyone circumcised!?
they need the skin for cloning research.
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What is your sport of choice?
baseball
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It's 10:00 p.m. Do you know what your government is doing?
Dreaming up new ways to screw us.
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You just found out YOU'RE PREGNATE. Your first thoughts would be...
Now's our chance guys to find an easy way to have an baby.
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Where can I go to eat buffalo?
In the store its called bison
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Ok lets say i would want to start my own business selling products. So what would be a product that people need but their is not enough in the market?
Start a common sense store.
At least call it that, COMMON SCENTS.
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How do you define temptation?
When chris asks questions about uranus
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What is the plural of ox?
oxos
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$700 Billion Bail Out Denied, Good thing or bad for the long term of our economy?
Now all those high price co's should be left out in the cold. Everybody say awwww!
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Walk through a field of stinging nettle
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Do you like to be on the bottom or top?
Top
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I try saying words that will get through to him. But I don't think they are. WHat should I say to make them go through and reach him?
BJ for one now you've got his attention.
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Do you like raw carrots?
Yes the sweet ones, however raw potato and salt is my poison of choice
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What national policy was adopted by the Federal Government to address the former slaves?
Proclamation of emancipation
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