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Answer to When is thanksgiving,what is it...we dont have it in the UK as far as I know?

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 10:06:55 -0800

When is thanksgiving,what is it...we dont have it in the UK as far as I know?

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Answer to Why are Brazilian waxes so called?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:02:00 -0700

Why are Brazilian waxes so called?

Brazilian bikini waxes were introduced to New York in 1987 by seven Brazilian-born sisters. or so sez http://beauty.about.com/od/hairremoval/ht/bikiniwax.htm I would up load a image but it hurts too much

Answer to What is the first thing you said when you were caught masterbaiting?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:36:30 -0700

What is the first thing you said when you were caught masterbaiting?

HIT THE DECK!!! it's gonna blow!

Answer to I am happily married and would really like to try a threesome but my wife is a little insecure and thinks it's because I am not satisfied with her. How can I assure her that is not the case?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 09:33:24 -0700

I am happily married and would really like to try a threesome but my wife is a little insecure and thinks it's because I am not satisfied with her. How can I assure her that is not the case?

Simply inform her that the mere fact that you want another man to join in your love making does not mean that you have homosexual urges that she cannot satisfy.

Answer to Are there any attractive Aboriginal women?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:31:26 -0700

Are there any attractive Aboriginal women?

yes

Answer to How many men on Answerbag like to cook?

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:24:32 -0700

How many men on Answerbag like to cook?

373 Well, I dunno how many in all, but I do. Mostly cause I like to eat.

Answer to What is a black spider with white heart on back

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:18:25 -0700

What is a black spider with white heart on back

Is this it? http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=Phidippus%20audax&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1 One of the jumping spiders, a really good spider to have in the garden as they go hunting and searching for bugs instead of making a web and just waiting for bugs, usually flying...

Answer to With so much rain and cool weather, how's your flower garden doing?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:35:33 -0700

With so much rain and cool weather, how's your flower garden doing?

Well, its been over 100 F for over a week now and hasn't rained for over two. If I do get any veggies they should last quite a while, they're gonna come pre-dried.

Answer to "Sheesh, Now where did i put the ________ ?"

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:58:14 -0700

"Sheesh, Now where did i put the ________ ?"

gun

Answer to I just lost my......................... and I can't find it anywhere.

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:56:40 -0700

I just lost my......................... and I can't find it anywhere.

mind

Answer to What kind of wax will give the best shine on my wood floors?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:23:43 -0700

What kind of wax will give the best shine on my wood floors?

Real wood? Good ol' fashion Johnson's paste wax. There's a few other brands, but get genuine 100% wax. No 'polishes' or added stuff. Course there will be a petro chemical carrier in 100% wax or it would just be a block of wax. The more carrier the more 'liguid'...

Answer to Ant tips for matching aged mortar with tuck point touch up?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:02:22 -0700

Ant tips for matching aged mortar with tuck point touch up?

Do not take tips on masonsry from ants. While they are great at tunneling and piling up dirt, they know nothing about bricks. You can buy colored and tinted mortar mixes. Mite ( not to be confused with an ant) have to go to a masonry supply house instead of your local big box home supply. You...

Answer to What home improvement project would you like your neighbors to perform on their home?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:52:22 -0700

What home improvement project would you like your neighbors to perform on their home?

I would like my neighbor to improve his view by painting that side of my houe, at least. He could paint the front too soo he is disgusted by the sight as he drives past.

Answer to Being wasp and hornet season, what is a good bait made from household items that you can use in those reusable wasp traps that will get them flocking in there?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:45:20 -0700

Being wasp and hornet season, what is a good bait made from household items that you can use in those reusable wasp traps that will get them flocking in there?

Apple juice works the best for me. Just about any fruit juice, or even Kool-aid and Coke.. I haven't had much luck with jusy plain sugar water, ya need some kinda fruityness. I have also just tossed a few chunks of apple, peaches work pretty good, or other fruit in with some sugar water....

Answer to I want to build a stone mortar fence, can i do it over the summer. how do i leave it for a few day s and restart?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:49:55 -0700

I want to build a stone mortar fence, can i do it over the summer. how do i leave it for a few day s and restart?

I dunno if you can get it done over a summer, how high and long is it? How fast do you work? If you gotta leave it a while just make sure no mortar is left to harden where you're gonna put the next stones. Clean up your mortar spills and slops as you go, don't leave any to set up....

Answer to Does vinyl fencing fade?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:33:35 -0700

Does vinyl fencing fade?

It will fade eventually, how long it takes just depends. Check the warranty and take claims with grain of salt. It will generally keep its color a bit longer than wood keeps paint.Most whites will get yellowish, some gray. Other colors will get less intense, towards pastel, which may look even...

Answer to How many times would you let your neighbor mow your yard before telling him that he is mowing over the property line?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:47:40 -0700

How many times would you let your neighbor mow your yard before telling him that he is mowing over the property line?

I wouldn't ever tell him. But I would mow past his an equal or more distance when I am mowing. Mebbee he awreddy knows. What am I saying 'would'? That's what we do now. In fact theres been a few times when the neighbor wasn't home, I mowed his entire front lawn. Then I...

Answer to My neighbors garage is several feet onto my property and we have the plat map to prove it. Can I legally make him remove it?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:35:08 -0700

My neighbors garage is several feet onto my property and we have the plat map to prove it. Can I legally make him remove it?

Your neighbors garage being 'several' ( 3?) fee t on your property causes you a problem because? (Because, by gawd hits my land!!!) Yeah, you can legally make him remove it. Is it worth all the hassle and expense? After he moves it what ya gonna do with those several feet? He...

Answer to What do you personally think about bi and gay people?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:42:01 -0700

What do you personally think about bi and gay people?

Well, really I don't have any personal thots one way or another about them twisted preeverts. No really, its a thing that just aint none of my bizzness. No, now that I think on it, it is my bidness. I think it is sumpin I won't put up with, that my brother and his partner gotta pay a...

Answer to If u have used birth control only for a month or a few weeks and u still get sperm into ur vagina is it a possibility L.o.L

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:58:07 -0700

If u have used birth control only for a month or a few weeks and u still get sperm into ur vagina is it a possibility L.o.L

Yup, its a possibility. Talkin bout THE PILL? The longer you are on the pill the more dependable it is, but even then it is still a possibility.

Answer to Can you pass trichomonisis by tuching your self then tuching your partners penius? this is an STD that my husband passed along to me from a lap dance. He said she was fingering her self then stuck her hands dwn his pants and tuched his penius.

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:41:14 -0700

Can you pass trichomonisis by tuching your self then tuching your partners penius? this is an STD that my husband passed along to me from a lap dance. He said she was fingering her self then stuck her hands dwn his pants and tuched his penius.

Not likely. Usually takes a bit more... um... intimate contact than that. But talk to your own doctor or county health department, no charge. And what in the hell are you doing letting your husband spend his money on lap dances for? rent, food, gas, etc needs paying. AND you let him let other...

Answer to What are your first impressions, thoughts and opinions of this photo? How does it make you feel?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:33:55 -0700

What are your first impressions, thoughts and opinions of this photo? How does it make you feel?

What's the point?

Answer to Honestly, if you could somehow put your kids in a state of suspended animation whenever you wanted with no ill effects, would you?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:33:07 -0700

Honestly, if you could somehow put your kids in a state of suspended animation whenever you wanted with no ill effects, would you?

Damn straight! Or you could just whap um one upside the head. Well, mebbe not, damn guvmint, like to see them try to raise my kids.

Answer to If during a conversation with me, my head fell off and i stooped down to pick it up and put it back on as it once was and laughed afterwards, wat would go through your mind at that exact point?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:32:36 -0700

If during a conversation with me, my head fell off and i stooped down to pick it up and put it back on as it once was and laughed afterwards, wat would go through your mind at that exact point?

Damn! Missed a perfectly good chance to kick abude's head into the next county. Then I wouldn't have to put up with these inane questions anymore!!

Answer to How and when did you find out about MJs death? RIP Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:30:14 -0700

How and when did you find out about MJs death? RIP Michael Jackson 1958-2009

Michael Jackson is dead? What happened? And when? No man is an island, but folks do die. Can't say as it really makes much differance in my life.

Answer to Set your sights to high or too low

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:22:01 -0700

Set your sights to high or too low

I'm a leg man my self.

Answer to Do you think that one of your'e teachers/ boss/ mom's friends are hot?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:21:15 -0700

Do you think that one of your'e teachers/ boss/ mom's friends are hot?

One of my teacher's boss's mom's friend was way ugly, how 'bout your's?

Answer to How do you start an online porn website?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:19:26 -0700

How do you start an online porn website?

First ya get some pitchers. Got any? Send um to me, I'll let ya know if its worthwhile to procede with the plan. Then ya claim a domain.

Answer to Does anyone else see white flashes or stars at the moment of release during really good sex?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:17:42 -0700

Does anyone else see white flashes or stars at the moment of release during really good sex?

Yeah and other things too. Sometimes I see them during really bad sex too.

Answer to How do I clean my socks?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:16:38 -0700

How do I clean my socks?

Why would ya wanta do that? Ever one knows that dirty nasty socks is better than clean and wholesome socks. Unless sumbudy catches you, so don't take your shoes off.

Answer to What is Outercourse?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:48:28 -0700

What is Outercourse?

That's taking the long way around to get to your ultmate desination. But you need to look at a dictionary. It's not 'innercourse.' The opposite of intercourse is exitcourse, which is the same as coitus interruptus, which if the story of Onan is to be beleived, leads to...

Answer to Can a man ejaculate while his penis in inside the anus

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:33:19 -0700

Can a man ejaculate while his penis in inside the anus

Yes.

Answer to I am very disappointed. i was a very big porn star in china with a 3-inch dick. but when i came to US, i was not given a job.should i be depressed?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:53:36 -0700

I am very disappointed. i was a very big porn star in china with a 3-inch dick. but when i came to US, i was not given a job.should i be depressed?

Yes, you should. Now, please go away.

Answer to Do stolen apples taste the sweetest?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:35:47 -0700

Do stolen apples taste the sweetest?

I'd be careful, I dunno how it is with apple farmers, but melon growers have been known to lace a few melons with laxatives and purgatives just in case a fruit purloiner should get ideas. I also know that The higher up the cherry tree, The sweeter grow the berries. The more ya kiss...

Answer to Are mangoes a product of sexual or asexual reproduction?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:50:20 -0700

Are mangoes a product of sexual or asexual reproduction?

The mango Fruit, by definition, is a product of sexual reproduction, as are all fruits, no sex no fruit. Mango PLANTS grown from seed are a result of sexual reproduction, no sex no seed. Many mangos are grown from seed. Some are grown from grafts, air grafts, slips, and rootings. Such plants...

Answer to Crispin Glover or Joaquin Phoenix?

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:42:18 -0700

Crispin Glover or Joaquin Phoenix?

Granny Smith.

Answer to Should the public stay out of politicians' private lives? Why is it anybody else's business, other than the couple themselves?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:14:33 -0700

Should the public stay out of politicians' private lives? Why is it anybody else's business, other than the couple themselves?

Just by entering politics a person gives up some of the rights to privacy that the rest of us enjoy, and the courts have so ruled. Same applies to other people who voluntarily enter 'public life' actors and such. If one is to enjoy the benefits of public life one must pay the price. If...

Answer to I fell off the face of the earth for a while...What have I missed on AB?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:03:59 -0700

I fell off the face of the earth for a while...What have I missed on AB?

Glad you bounced back. You din't miss much, that's because after the attempted coup and assasinations by the Neo-Monarchist Trolls the FBI shut the bag down, so not much could have happened any way. After we all took the vertual loyalty oaths we did have that big celebration that...

Answer to Do people with gray hair have pubic grey hair?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:51:01 -0700

Do people with gray hair have pubic grey hair?

I dunno if ALL people with gray hair have gray pubic hair, but pubic hair does turn gray. However, people with gray hair rarely have grey pubic hair, most people who spell gray hair gray, spell it gray where ever it may be. If they spell grey pubic hair grey, they usually spell it grey on top...

Answer to Do you eat in bed?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:38:27 -0700

Do you eat in bed?

All the time, course that makes it hard to get any sleep what with all the crumbs and bones and gravy spills and all. So I gotta sleep on the dinner table, nice and clean and smells like lemon oil. Napkin makes a kinda thin pillow tho.

Answer to Why do the NYPD precincts skip numbers (ex it goes from precinct 1 straight to 5 - skipping 2, 3 and 4)?

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 09:35:48 -0700

Why do the NYPD precincts skip numbers (ex it goes from precinct 1 straight to 5 - skipping 2, 3 and 4)?

Because they were given a number WHEN they were created not WHERE. To keep it simple imagine the city as a horizontal rectangle. At first there is just one big precinct, it pro'lly isn't even called a precinct. Then because of increase in population,physical city size, crime, number of...

Answer to Holland or spain?

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:10:53 -0700

Holland or spain?

i think Holland, dates are a cheap treat there. And inside the houses of orange they got corridors so you can go to another room. In Spain, to go from room to room, ya gotta go outside to the patio where some guy is tryin to flip a entire bull onto the grill with a lil sword. And there's...

Answer to Do you know what "PBR" stands for?

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:53:27 -0700

Do you know what "PBR" stands for?

Peanut Butter on Rye? Which is a Pretty Bleh Repast. Partitioned BathRoom- more private than a Public BathRoom but not as private as a Private BathRoom. Pro'lly 'Bout Right- a Southern approximation.

Answer to What fireproof materials can you think of for padding cushions?

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:20:39 -0700

What fireproof materials can you think of for padding cushions?

Bricks? Best use fire bricks. Vermiculite? Fiber glass or 'rock wool.' Acourse they both got itchy lil fibers and splinters that will work thru the upholstery. Mebbee you won't be sitting there long enuff to catch fire. You could install an impermiable inner liner, plastic...

Answer to What is another word for estuary?

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:48:16 -0700

What is another word for estuary?

The first thing that came to MY mind was, 'There aint no such word.' Estuary has a specific definition so there are no good synonymns, especially short one or two word ones. Just about anything you use is gonna by a descriptive or definitive phrase. Best I found was 'tidal...

Answer to I just got a lynx today! :) its a boy any name suggestions?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:02:25 -0700

I just got a lynx today! :) its a boy any name suggestions?

Cuff Lynx, Blinx, or Klik the Lynx. You do need to check on the legality of owning that thing. Check with local animal control first. Ask about local laws concerning "exotic pets" which are not just about 'dangerous' animals but can include some salamanders, fish, even...

Answer to I'm a few pages behind, where are you?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:40:46 -0700

I'm a few pages behind, where are you?

I'm still tryin to figure out the map on the end papers. Apparently Marco Polo began his jouney at Property of Public Library, a big white rectangular place, and ended it at Date Due, a marsupial place with a pouch..

Answer to June 26th is National Canoe Day. What will you be doing to celebrate?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:00:38 -0700

June 26th is National Canoe Day. What will you be doing to celebrate?

What? I wish I'd had more warning. Looks like I'm up the creek without a paddle again. Just as well, I don't have a canoe to paddle anyway. Actually I do have some paddles I made for the inflatable raft in which I ride down the Rio Grande at Big Bend, safer than a canoe in the...

Answer to Do you ever like to do stuff?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 08:31:01 -0700

Do you ever like to do stuff?

No, i am too busy doing things.

Answer to I am looking at getting two tattoo's, that will represent my late grand mother and father, and want to add the ashes from the cremation to the ink. Is there any side effects? If there are what are the side effects?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:24:55 -0700

I am looking at getting two tattoo's, that will represent my late grand mother and father, and want to add the ashes from the cremation to the ink. Is there any side effects? If there are what are the side effects?

At first glance this idea seemed sort of creepy, but then I figgered why not, not as creepy as ingesting ashes which some folks do. There is also scarification, sometimes called 'tatoo,' in which ashes and other material is rubbed into shallow cuts in the skin leaving a colored and...

Answer to How we enter a pool might be illustrative of how we approach life. Some dive off the diving board, some dive off the edge of the pool, and some sit down on the edge and just slide in without making a splash. I slide in...what do you do?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:21:56 -0700

How we enter a pool might be illustrative of how we approach life. Some dive off the diving board, some dive off the edge of the pool, and some sit down on the edge and just slide in without making a splash. I slide in...what do you do?

I tend to just fall in, usually inadvertantly. Yup, illustrative of how I approach life.

Answer to 4 words you never want to hear?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:00:04 -0700

4 words you never want to hear?

That's a stupid question. Oh, sorry should I have put quotes around each word? "It's" "a" "stupid" "answer." My 4 words- Unguent ointment urinal ubiquitous. Disregarding meaning, despite the relation between first two, they are just ugly...

Answer to I am not good at wording notes. How do I thank a friend of a friend for letting me borrow her motorcycle to train on? I've only met her twice.....

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:11:42 -0700

I am not good at wording notes. How do I thank a friend of a friend for letting me borrow her motorcycle to train on? I've only met her twice.....

Dear "friend of a friend," (Use the name!) Thank you for letting me borrow your motorcycle to train on. I could not have gotten my licence without your help. (assuming you got a licence. Or " I feel more confident that I will get my licence." Or "I feel more confident...

Answer to When was the last time you read a whole book?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:50:08 -0700

When was the last time you read a whole book?

"(I'll Never Forget )The Day I Read a Book" Jimmy Durante, http://www.last.fm/music/Jimmy+Durante/_/(I'll+Never+Forget)+The+Day+I+Read+A+Book No that's not the book I read, it's a song, pretty funny. I generally read two or three books at a time. Not one in each...

Answer to Do you eat breakfast? And what do you generally eat?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:25:25 -0700

Do you eat breakfast? And what do you generally eat?

Pancakes, bacon, maple syrup, bacon, 2 eggs sunny side up, bacon, hashbrowns, bacon, link sausage, bacon, orange juice, bacon, milk, bacon, coffee, bacon and some bacon.

Answer to Spaghetti and Meatballs or Chicken (or turkey) with stuffing?

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:51:14 -0700

Spaghetti and Meatballs or Chicken (or turkey) with stuffing?

How about turkey stuffed with chicken meatballs?

Answer to Zeus or Odin?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:00:37 -0700

Zeus or Odin?

They're the same dude, man. It's just what with the cold and the Herbin inder sterbin mit der fiord und der herrung, not to mention the loss of an eye, he turned over the thunder and lightening, der sturm and drang, to his son. Besides I'm in America, despite the denigrating of...

Answer to I put a new compressor on my air tank. Now when the compressor shuts off the air releases from the pressure switch till the tank is empty. should the be a check valve somewhere in the system to stop this?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:29:42 -0700

I put a new compressor on my air tank. Now when the compressor shuts off the air releases from the pressure switch till the tank is empty. should the be a check valve somewhere in the system to stop this?

Could be a check valve. Could be that there is a leak while 'pressor is running, it's an over acheiver and you just don't notice it. If there is a check it would be on the 'pressor side of the switch. Otherwise the switch wouldn't work, pressure has to get to the switch...

Answer to Eric Clapton or John Mellencamp?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:16:15 -0700

Eric Clapton or John Mellencamp?

Clapton. No question about it.

Answer to Where do you really want to be right now?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:52:05 -0700

Where do you really want to be right now?

Over there. The springs in this rocker are making ominous noises and I can actually feel some of them. Whoa! I'm gonna move right now, this chair is starting to make the kind of familiar moves my Mama warned me about. Ooooooh. Mebbee I'll sit here just a bit longer, at least till Mama...

Answer to Why do some people over here who profess a lot on "grammar",start some of their answers with a "because"?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:10:27 -0700

Why do some people over here who profess a lot on "grammar",start some of their answers with a "because"?

'Cause there hipocrits? Or just being informall. I don't profess much on grammer, its speling thats my Betty Nore. Kudos on verbing profess. I confess, I ain't heard that since I stowed away on Noah's cruise. He almost threw me overboard when he caught me, then he realized...

Answer to Why I laugh every time I hear Sally Field say 'bone loss'? I thought I would be mature at my age.

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:46:21 -0700

Why I laugh every time I hear Sally Field say 'bone loss'? I thought I would be mature at my age.

I find I get even more immature every year. That's just one of the regretable things that happens with age, as Ms Fields knows. I wonder if it would be cheaper if they combined the two drugs. Boniviagra?

Answer to Have you ever experienced one of those heart-stopping moments where you literally believed that your car was about to start Transforming?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:37:18 -0700

Have you ever experienced one of those heart-stopping moments where you literally believed that your car was about to start Transforming?

Driving up a hair pin curve i met a logging truck coming down, luckily there was a guard rail. My van was transformed into a crumpled mass of sheet metal. Alien? No, the truck driver was a native Coloradian. Hummm, now that i think on it, his insuarance company musta been on Mars, it was sure...

Answer to Do you like potato skins? How about sour cream on the side?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:27:57 -0700

Do you like potato skins? How about sour cream on the side?

Love fried potato skins. No sour cream on the side, my arms rub it off, I smear it on my chest; grows hair.

Answer to Has anyone ever heard of a casserole dish called "Shipwreck?" My mom use to make it and I remember it had ground beef, kidney beans and sliced potatoes in it. There may have been other ingredients. It looked like puke on a plate.

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:25:27 -0700

Has anyone ever heard of a casserole dish called "Shipwreck?" My mom use to make it and I remember it had ground beef, kidney beans and sliced potatoes in it. There may have been other ingredients. It looked like puke on a plate.

Sounds like a shepherds pie that done been messed up. I have created some hamburger sliced potato things, but that was all the gredients, mebbee some 'cream of' soup or gravy or cheese, and I thought I WAS creating the mess. Dint know it was a 'real' thing. I've also...

Answer to Do you know anybody been admitted to a hospital emergency room?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:00:09 -0700

Do you know anybody been admitted to a hospital emergency room?

Yeah, me, twice. Keep your mitt up, a line drive can break your nose. Round slabs of mesquite may look cool on the coals, but use a chain saw to cut them. If ya try to roll a big log thru a band saw, it'll snag then fly up, blacken both eyes, smash your lips, loosen teeth and rebreak your...

Answer to Waht are house hi balls, in terms of a bars drinks?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:46:18 -0700

Waht are house hi balls, in terms of a bars drinks?

'House' could refer to a few things. Usually house means that you don't have a choice of a brand name ,the establishment has a standard brand, and they charge less than if you specify a brand, a 'call' drink. Usually this refers to the alchohol but may refer to some of...

Answer to What do you like horseradish on?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:57:15 -0700

What do you like horseradish on?

Beef. Shrimp cocktail sauce. Tha's the main things but i use it on lots of stuff even Barbeque sauce. Just about anything except TexMex. It seems to clash with chiles.

Answer to On standerd "waki-talki's", what is the emergency channel?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:44:38 -0700

On standerd "waki-talki's", what is the emergency channel?

Number nine, number nine, number nine.

Answer to Come the Revolution, who's first against the wall?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:43:52 -0700

Come the Revolution, who's first against the wall?

The masons, the revolution is pro'lly gonna damage the wall, what with all the firing squads and such, so it will need some repair to make it all attractive for the parade.

Answer to What do you think about Fucking? (No, not f**king! It's a village in Austria. It's called Fucking!) What do you feel about the name? Would you live in a place with such a name? And, have you heard about it before this question?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:42:25 -0700

What do you think about Fucking? (No, not f**king! It's a village in Austria. It's called Fucking!) What do you feel about the name? Would you live in a place with such a name? And, have you heard about it before this question?

I would only live there if I could vacation in Dildo, New Foundland. Yeah, I've heard of it. I checked the google map list of streets and sad to say there is no Fucking Way.

Answer to How does spaghetti sound for supper?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:35:44 -0700

How does spaghetti sound for supper?

Depends on the sauce, but I think it would sound sorta like, " Shlop, shluck, slurrrrrrrrrp."

Answer to Have you ever been stung by a yellowjacket?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:20:47 -0700

Have you ever been stung by a yellowjacket?

Never by A yellow jacket. I have been stung by SEVERAL of them on two seperate occaissions. Aggresive lil things and they pack a punch. At least they're aggresive when you disturb nest. I've been near nests that I didn't bother and they acted like I wasn't even there. If...

Answer to Would you attend a political rally which doesn't have police blessings?

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:56:58 -0700

Would you attend a political rally which doesn't have police blessings?

Police blessings? What is the point of attending a rally that has the 'blessings' of the authorities, the establishment, the powers that be? They don't want things to change, and they don't need any encouragement or, if they are able to control rallies by police action, any...

Answer to Where is the oil filter on a 2008 chevy malibu 2.4L engine?

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:06:13 -0700

Where is the oil filter on a 2008 chevy malibu 2.4L engine?

The filter is a cartridge type rather than the cannister type. The filter slides into a permanent case instead of being a 'tin can' that you screw off and on. I alluz thought this was the 'old timey' way but it is now coming back. The cannister or filter housing is on the...

Answer to Why did they remove the word "gullible" from the dictionary?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:23:32 -0700

Why did they remove the word "gullible" from the dictionary?

You can't fool me. I know it's supposed to be "...'gullible' ain't in the dictionary...' " How gullable do you think I am? Gullable- able to soar and eat garbage while dispoilling windshields.

Answer to I would like to start a new hobby called auto erotic asphyxia. What supplies will I need to start my new hobby?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:15:21 -0700

I would like to start a new hobby called auto erotic asphyxia. What supplies will I need to start my new hobby?

Sorry, no help from me. You're gonna have to do this one on your own.

Answer to What should I not ask you?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:02:03 -0700

What should I not ask you?

Well, you just did.

Answer to Is the grass greener on your side of the screen?

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:53:09 -0700

Is the grass greener on your side of the screen?

Well, yes it is now that you mention it. I never noticed it before. Wait a minute..... Ewwwwwwwwww. It's mold! All over the screen. YUCK!

Answer to Is there a law that says you can only go winkle picking when there isnt a r in the month

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:49:11 -0700

Is there a law that says you can only go winkle picking when there isnt a r in the month

I didnt know winkles was endangered and I never heard the 'R' rule applied to gastropods, usually its bivalves. We aren't to eat fresh oysters primarily, but clams and such too in months without an R. Sometimes extended to preserved ones collected in R months. This is because the...

Answer to Had a game the ump called last night at the start of the fifth inning, however first pitch had not been thrown and there was no batter in the box. Is this game to be considered a valid game or since we didnt actually start the 5th, does it needs replayed

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:39:47 -0700

Had a game the ump called last night at the start of the fifth inning, however first pitch had not been thrown and there was no batter in the box. Is this game to be considered a valid game or since we didnt actually start the 5th, does it needs replayed

Mebbee your league has diff rules but if I read MLB rules right at; http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/start_end_4.jsp at 4.10(c)-"(c) If a game is called, it is a regulation game: (1) If five innings have been completed; (2) If the home team has scored more runs...

Answer to I have a craftman 22Hp 46in cut riding lawn mower and I need to know if you can glue the magnets back on a fly wheel? Or should I just buy a new fly wheel?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:38:51 -0700

I have a craftman 22Hp 46in cut riding lawn mower and I need to know if you can glue the magnets back on a fly wheel? Or should I just buy a new fly wheel?

What's the rpm? If you could really clean out all the notches and grooves and mix the J-B Weld exactly right, do you wanta be riden that thing with those chunks of metal spinning around under you whee there's all kindsa places for them to richochet off of B4 flyin out? Do you already...

Answer to Whats a good name for a superhero that can slow down time that has nothing to do with "The Matrix". (Its a 9th grade final exam.)

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:35:19 -0700

Whats a good name for a superhero that can slow down time that has nothing to do with "The Matrix". (Its a 9th grade final exam.)

Moe Lasses. Chriss Muss Tick................................................Tock Slow Motion Rider Endo School

Answer to Would you be my pegeant queen full of glamour and self esteem?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:33:47 -0700

Would you be my pegeant queen full of glamour and self esteem?

Not unless you learn to spell.

Answer to Who is more popular gordon brown or gordon ramsey?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:12:18 -0700

Who is more popular gordon brown or gordon ramsey?

Ramsey Brown

Answer to Are there any misconceptions about Canada that you know about?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:09:08 -0700

Are there any misconceptions about Canada that you know about?

Mounties wear Smokie Bear hats, red coats, and ride horses... all the time. They allways get their man. Even when their man is escaping in a car and the Mounties are,well, mounted. They use eh instead of a period. Canada is the US's little brother, therefor the words to the National...

Answer to AB is a US company, so many categories start(ed) out as US-based. This doesn't mean AB is being "US-Snobbish". Did you know if enough questions are asked, new subcats can/will be suggested/created? (Locales, Autos, Politics, etc. come to mind.)

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:40:54 -0700

AB is a US company, so many categories start(ed) out as US-based. This doesn't mean AB is being "US-Snobbish". Did you know if enough questions are asked, new subcats can/will be suggested/created? (Locales, Autos, Politics, etc. come to mind.)

Sure, all you gotta do is hit 'feedback' down at the page bottom and make your suggestion. If the bag-boys agree they'll make a sub or even full cat.

Answer to How do i pick up a girl in the military while deployed in iraq?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:38:42 -0700

How do i pick up a girl in the military while deployed in iraq?

Long distance remote control fork lift?

Answer to What is the official name for fool's gold?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:36:00 -0700

What is the official name for fool's gold?

Now you know the 'official' name of 'official' fool's gold. Geologists, miners and rockhands call it Iron Pyrite. Prospectors call it PyriteS. There's an 'unofficial' fool's gold which is just about any rock with flecks of mica in it, especially a...

Answer to Are you now or have you ever been a pirate?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:15:45 -0700

Are you now or have you ever been a pirate?

I respectfully decline to answer, based on me fore top gallant mastment rights. Now i shall recline to answer. Argh, no, no, matey, I be but a poor but onest seaman, Capping. I am a victim of discrimination due to me ook for an and and me peg for a leg and the patch on me eye, aye. Upon Davey...

Answer to Why is the earth round? plz tell me..... im really dumb

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:34:50 -0700

Why is the earth round? plz tell me..... im really dumb

Because while God does not play dice with the Universe, he does like a good game of billiards. When the solar system was young, just a toddler, there weren't any planets. Just a lot of lil bits and pieces scattered around a plane and rotating around the sun. Newton taught us that all...

Answer to Im at work and everyone is getting sent home for lack of work except for me and a couple other people!!! Im mad....will you cheer me up!?

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:49:40 -0700

Im at work and everyone is getting sent home for lack of work except for me and a couple other people!!! Im mad....will you cheer me up!?

Consider yourself lucky, you could be sent home for lack of work, permanently. You could then spend lots of time in bed, tossing and turning, worrying about the bills.

Answer to What is your most important garden tool?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:23:43 -0700

What is your most important garden tool?

my hands.

Answer to Are the AB glitches back? Did they ever really go away?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:19:55 -0700

Are the AB glitches back? Did they ever really go away?

I don't think they ever left, every time I get here I get glitched in one way or another, " Answer 5 out of 4," double posted answers, answers and comments that disapear right after i hit 'submit' usually long and envolved answers at that. Pictures that don't post....

Answer to Whats your view on the Welsh?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:12:58 -0700

Whats your view on the Welsh?

I can't say as i have much of any view on the Welsh, in fact I can't even see them from here. But I think they are best served with Leeks. I reckon it is too late for them to disunite from the kingdom, but it only seems fair that if they have to have a prince over them he should be...

Answer to Is it true that the state of Washington was originally going to be named Columbia--but they didn't want it confused with the District of Columbia? (Oh, the irony...)

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:09:30 -0700

Is it true that the state of Washington was originally going to be named Columbia--but they didn't want it confused with the District of Columbia? (Oh, the irony...)

Sort of, it was the territory of Washington not the state. Several states have names different than the territory they were formed from, so even if they had chosen Columbia they would have still had another chance to make things confusing. When was the last time you heard someone complain about...

Answer to My partner always seems to get diahorrea in hot weather. Is this normal? How can you prevent this from happening?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:08:51 -0700

My partner always seems to get diahorrea in hot weather. Is this normal? How can you prevent this from happening?

I was just scrolling down the list of new questions and came across yours. Immediatly below it was "How long has it been since you have last washed your hands?" Ahem.. Anyway... an ancient Chinese text sez, ""When Wind injures the body in Springtime, diarrhoea results in...

Answer to Volume can be measured in either decibels or decilitres. Am I right?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:12:09 -0700

Volume can be measured in either decibels or decilitres. Am I right?

Only if you are measuring the volume of Long Island Sound. It took me quite a while to come up with that. I waited and waited for insperation. The length of my wait was five pounds. Heres some points.

Answer to Volume can be measured in either decibels or decilitres. Am I right?

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:50:29 -0700

Answer to Can a trust be a shareholder of a company?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:59:37 -0700

Can a trust be a shareholder of a company?

Yes.