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What song best decribes your life?
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
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Do you or would you feel comfortable with a handgun in your house?
no, no and no..........too much anger, resentment, depression....all a gun knows how to do is kill-and nothing deserves that
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How old were you when you had your first one night stand?
17-that was the night my virginity had a one night stand too
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My 18 yr old daughter met a guy in a chat room from out of state and in the military and she now calls him her boyfriend though they haven't met face to face she wants to fly to visit him what should I do?
go with her.........way too dangerous otherwise=natalie holloway
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Who is the author of the book you 're reading?
william saroyan
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True or False? You love America?
true-best show in town, baby!!!!!!!!!
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Can you name a song about an animal or animals? Or at least refer to one in the song.
mandy-barry manilow
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When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"?
i was 6
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Do T-shirts lie?
"one size fits all".....LIARS!!!!!!!!!
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I havent seen my dad for 3 yrs becuz my stepmom beat me up & does meth. my brothers go there on christmas & weekends. my dad disowns me & hates me me. im holding a grudge & never forgive people. how can i get over it they kicked me out cuz of my attitude>
oh thank god-you are just a nut! listen, about the only thing more horrific than this "question" having any shred of truth to it is-that someone is so bored, and lonely they find this humorous, entertaining, and most of all well written. try reading a book, any book-other than tv guide.
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Besides bad teeth(just had a check up) what would give someone excruciating jaw pain, out of nowhere, and then it just goes? about 15 seconds of pain that makes me cry...then nothing-whatsup?
is that all? kidding
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What is a rule a child needs to follow when riding on their bikes?
not in the house
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MY SON IS 3 YEARS OLD AND HE WAS ONE OF THE PICKIEST EATER, NOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO EAT AT ALL. HE NEVER FEEL HONGRY & DOSN'T LIKE TO EAT ANY FOOD OR SNAK THE ONLY THING HE AKS IS WATER & MILK. THIS IS VERY FRUSTRATHING FOR ME BECOUSE I COOK 2, 3 THINGS E
too much choice, and pressure- tell her dinner is this "spaghetti"-if you arent hungry-ok. maybe you will be hungry at breakfast. one choice-thats it
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How would you describe "Sarah Palin" in one word?
dolt
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Name one item you should take if you are going camping in the woods
one hotel reservation
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Vegetarians and vegans, do you have family and friends that eat meat and how does this affect you? (I am not making fun of the inverse question that was asked, it got me thinking because I have friends and family that eat meat)
there are no other vegetarians in my life-the only thing i will not do is prepare meat in any way-and i do have a wee bit of a hard time if "ribs" (gag) are on the menu.
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I am a superhero, my name is SUPER ________________ and I fight against ______________________!
geezer BAD SPELLING
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Is love the final word in a relationship?
final word for me is-humor love comes and goes..........but humor can save the worst days
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Who...would you like to get to know...better?
gilles marini..........parlez voux hubba hubba?
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What is your motto in life?
"balls", said the queen "if i had them i'd be king!"
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Have you ever stolen toilet paper from work or any other public bathroom?
better to steal that than borrow and return it later
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How would you feel if you got back in touch with an old flame and they didn't even seem like they'd even ever had one thought of you in all that time?
living well is the best revenge
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Are there any fat vegetarians?
absolutely
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Do you and yours still kiss Passionately. I don't the proverbial peck Hello or Goodbye. I mean with Passion?
sometimes we make out and purposely dont have sex-its tough
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Can you describe yourself in a short paragraph? [looks, background, interests, personality etc ]. Imagine that you're doing an advert to promote yourself .. :)
brilliant woman who has achieved nothing. i am lacking dreams, or goals. rather than you think i am just depressed.....i do acknowledge the fact that i am an active humane investigator. it breaks my heart, and gives me purpose. i will go to canine heaven.
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Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
lying-trying to be what he liked rather than what i am
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I was mentally rape by my ex my sophmore year but it still is stuck inside of me,my bf is trying his hardest to fix me because I am constantly depressed, I want to beat this but i don't know how, what should i do?
what is a mental rape?
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Can you be honest all the time?
aw hell no-and if anyone says yes-they are lying
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Does this pretty much sum up women?: demanding and then guilt-tripping when demands are not met? How does that separate women from impetuous and whiny children? Was it maybe not a good idea to grant womens' rights?
if the 1970 in your name stands for they year you were born....is someone having a mid-life crisis? if you think women have equal rights...oh boy-you had better order the corvette soon mr cranky pants.
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Eating while driving causes 80% of all car accidents, study shows. (See link) How often do you eat while driving?
ruh roh, ok-i will become a reformed piglet
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If I was to cover you in chocolate, what would you do?
know the meaning of self esteem
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Do you have a penpal in state or federal prison?
no, i would be scared..........geez, that sounds dumb-but, i would be
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Should parents have the right to monitor what their teenage children are doing even if it means invading there privacy with out just cause, and if so does that mean under age children have no rights?
fine line to walk-but you cant give children the right to make fatal decisions
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Im 17 & live in minnesota. email me aazuber4@excite.com.
god, i am so grateful i am not raising children now-LOOK HERE LITTLE ONE-i know at 17 you are the genius of all the geniuses? is there a plural to genius? anyway-DO NOT advertise yourself like the daily meat sale, ok?
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Where is the canadian city of Vancouver located?
geographical whiz kid here-vancouver is somewhere above chicago
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I believe in a God, do you?
the fact that puppies exist make me say yes-the fact that horrors exist make me say-i hope so we need him/her/or them
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Have you ever gone on a tour through a slaughter house? If so, did you become a vegan thereafter?
i was in nursing school-and i was on a surgical rotation.they broke out the saw and cracked this poor guys sternum and ribs and happily fixed him right up. i went home to a big summertime party of bbq ribs-that was 20 yrs ago, and nothing that had a face or a mother has passed my lips since then.
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If you are a Roman Cathoic do you have to bury your toes if they are cut off?
i am not religious, or roman catholic-i just stand in awe of the energy put in to insulting peoples beliefs-do you work that hard to be kind, or empathetic, or just plain polite?
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Do you think it should be law that a woman cannot have an abortion until she *proves* that she has made the father aware of her pregnancy?
if men could get pregnant abortion would be a sacrament
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What should you do if the police pull you over?
whatever they say
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What does it mean when husband is living with other woman but keeps calling wife (sweetheart and honey) and they still share bank account and everything else
what is the phrase? "have their cake and eat it too"
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Would you have trusted Michael Jackson with your children?
dancing lessons with me, there-sure
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I have a daughter and she is twelve years old, her dad divorced me after 20years of marriage and her attitude with me is very sour. She yells, hits, and refuses to do chores. I feel as if I'm becoming depressed, can I get some advise from parents.
HITS?? who??? or it better be what??? even if you werent divorced 12 is a hormonal storm, so its likely she would be an idiot anyway. BUT, has she learned that hitting is ok from someone? if not, very simple-you tell her if she "assaults" you again-you will call the police-and do it. now, it sounds like she is one very pain filled little girl-make sure she is not finding solace...
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Is your husband making phone calls in the middle of the night to another woman? And you found out its his first wife? What are you going to do? You know that he wants her back?
eeeeeeeesh........i vote get it out in the open. you could always really screw him up, and turn her into your best girl friend. look what you have in common. you could remind her of how he cheated on her with you, and now you are getting cheated on....think you guys are the only 2?
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I was wondering i have been suffering from postpartum deppression i had intrusive thoughts could i sufficate my baby by holding a plastic bag over is face or will it just pass out?
sweetheart, its very good that you are asking for help-please, please give someone (me included) your name and address...your brain is not working the way you want it to-but, you are brilliant enough to get help. let us help
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Would you be interested in working as a witch for $80,000 a year?
i can name that tune for 60k
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Why do some people say they are Proud to be an American?
because we are the best show in town
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I'm going to treatment for alcoholism on Tuesday. I'll be gone for a month. What do you think?
congratulations. it takes alot of strength to face yourself head on. most of us dont have it. make sure to speak up especially if you feel like something isnt working for you. dont forget to make plans for when you come home. different friends maybe, maybe different routes home from work-most of all GOOD LUCK TO YOU
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My friend is getting married on Saturday and I'm the Maid of Honor. She said that she doesn't care how I have my hair styled. Up or down?
if its hot-start with it up-you can always take it down later
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Im 17 & on birth control. i have taking it for a year. whenever my boyfriend & i have sex, he always pulls out. he doesnt like condoms. he is paranoid about getting me pregnant. i tell him not to pull out cuz its more romantic. how can i tell him not to.
congratulations on being a fairly responsible young woman. you are a rare quantity here. ok, the pill stops the baby.....what stops the disease? i know, i know-its been a year, you love him....pay attention to what he is showing you. he is certainly involved with you, yet he will not wear a condom......so he is out with the guys, and you 2 have been fighting, and they pick up some...
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I'm in a situation right now. I told my friend that I have a crush on her. I asked if she liked me and she said she does/she would date me but doesn't want to lose are friendship. I really like her. What should I do?
real friends are much harder to find than someone with whom you are infatuated. enjoy the attraction, cherish the friendship
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One word for the world today?
flux
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Do your pets have run of the house?
are you saying that there is an alternative?
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My tits are just developing everything was good but now one is bigger is it because my boyfriend plays with it more?
check out the rest of this "persons" questions
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I seem to be falling for a man who just spent 7 years in prison. I dont know what to do to help him readjust to life. What should I be doing to protect myself from getting hurt?
if your daughter, or best girlfriend said that statement to you-what would you say? are you strong enough? is he/was he violent? has he changed, or is he/was he "wrongfully convicted"? do you know what signs to look out for? dot think you are saving or rescuing him.....thats his job!
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I have a boss who is determined to undermine my reputation and sabotage my work. This person is also remotely viewing everything I do on my PC. What is the best way to determine how this is being done and stop this?
type him/her messages that will hopefully make them laugh-like "dont you agree there charlie?"
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If you locked your 4 year old daughter in her room every day, alone, and made her watch Stephen King's "IT," and you did this for a couple of years, would that have an everlasting affect on the child?
WTF?????????????????????
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We just got invited to a wedding where you have to pay $100 a head to attend. They want the check with the RSVP. Do we still get them a gift, cash or otherwise? Truthfully I`ve never heard of this before.
pasadena on both options.......no class, whats next port-a-potty?
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Would having a quarter of a million dollars (250,000.00) solve all your problems?
bout 10x over-see i am a cheap date
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Name the famous paintings you like?
dogs playing poker
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If i cummed in my girlfriend is she pregnant right away or is there a chance she is might not be?
please tell me this is a joke-ok, why are you having sex, if you dont understand HOW NOT TO GET PREGNANT? dont tell me, you can re-program 8 computers simultaneously, but you arent sure if you "cummed, is she pregnant"? its "came". read a book, talk to someone-dont "cummed" anymore till you buy condoms, rubbers-real cheap.......much cheaper than 18yrs child...
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How do you numb your broken heart?
aw, i am sorry. you just cant. you can make yourself really busy with healthy things. you can finish all the projects you havent. then one day he wont be the first thing you think of, and then he wont be the last thing you think of-and eventually he will only be a good memory-cause you found someone much better.
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How much do the French like us?
petite
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Is it normal to have never had a boyfriend im 18? I've been asked out a couple of times but i wasn't into them. Is this going to cause problems when i start college.
smart and not normal probably. if you fill your life with friends and interests and studies, then a boyfriend is gravy, or icing, or some superfluous yummy. its when boyfriends, or men friends are your life disaster has to follow. so stay smart, and be happy about it.
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I am 56 years old and attracted to girls and women only all my life but I have never married. I like to be alone most of the time but do have friends and family that I enjoy spending time with. What is wrong with me?
absolutely nothing. not everyone should marry (50%divorce rate) not everyone should be a parent-you are smart enough to not succumb to pressure-just dont isolate yourself with a computer
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I was baby sitting a 5 year old girl and she asked the usual question "where do babys come from" i told her that her parents can tell her that but she wont ask them and i said i will tell her next time. what should i say to her?
the baby store-only mommy and daddys can shop there
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How long does it take a hickey to go away? & what is it actually?
do kids still do that??????eeeesh turtlenecks in august
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What hollywood celebrities are republicans?
kelsey grammer, patricia heaton
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How do you stay under control when the presure is on?
i come here and make myself feel better by picking on people who misspell really easy words-pathetic isnt it? pressure(ahem)
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Can anyone please talk to me i have two daughters who have turn against me.I don't know what to do anymore that i cry all the time.
how old are they?
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Do you think that people were just as upset about M.Jacksons death as Ensteins death?
when einstein died people were not put on television so that they could profess their undying loyalty to a poor freak of a man whom that hadnt thought of in years-but now-he is their god. it is very repulsive, and lacking any semblance of dignity. the man was sad-his life was nightmarish, and his death is a circus.
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Have you ever tried to do your own brazillian wax?
oh jeez no.......next what? the acme deliver your own baby kit?
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Popcorn, poptarts or popcicles, whats your favorite?
popsicles.how did raspberry turn blue in popsicle-eeze?
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A bride to be asks her brides maids to all get dark tans for the wedding. This is ridiculous, right?
it is ridiculous........but you know the whole ritual is ridiculous. so when you sign on as a brides maid you might as well just suck it up and ride the ridiculous train to the reception
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Who's the hottest vampire?
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise,David Boreanaz, or James Marsters?
geezer vote for frank langella (70's)-trust me!!!
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Are you always honest when answering questions here?
the anonymity allows me to be honest-
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Does it seem a little stupid when people ask questions online about killing themselves? I always think why aren't you asking a professional? Call a suicide hotline! Does anyone else feel the same?
its called empathy.....sometimes things feel so awful you just need someone, anyone to say "dont do it, i am here, and altho this is a strange relationship, i care"-if that is too much for you to extend to someone who is in great pain, spare them your cynicism.
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Why people smoke?
someone sets them on fire?
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If you had thoughts of suicide would you tell anyone?
the real bitch of it is-i have no one to tell who would care
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What are cool names for boys?
ethan, owen
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If it shoots like meth, tastes like meth but doesn`t have the staying power what is it cut with?
death-hang on
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Do you think EVERYONE has cried atleast once in their life?
wow-i hope so
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What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
rainbow sherbet
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Which pro sports franchise has broken the hearts of their fans most often?
sigh.....the cubbies
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What is the greatest dance movie or television scene of all time?
fred astaire dancing with the hat rack.....i think its royal wedding
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Should my cousin who is 10 be allowed to have a 20 gauge shotgun if he never uses it cause its to powerful.
lemme think............NO-WHAT THE HE%^ FOR???????????
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Do you want African Americans to be given money for slavery as compensation?
african americans are the only culture brought here in chains. they are the only culture to not be allowed their own names. they were removed from any semblance of family. they were treated, if they were lucky, on a par with farm animals. yes, many european cultures were horrifically discriminated against-there is no comparison. so, if some token helps this tragedy take its place in...
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Why do men think its fine to call women hoes?
men do not.......penile challenged boys do
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A new law in america stated that doctors are no longer allowed to operate on their children.A father and his son wer in a car accident.The son was taken to the hospital.The doctor approached and said:i cannot operate on this one..he's my son?" How is this
the doctor is the mother
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Is it wrong to use gay as an insult?
obviously
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Anyone else hate liars?
me, i do!............oh, thats a lie
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Can you name one person in your life who you wouldn't miss if they disappeared.
whole f in family
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I called my man for 'booty call' and he told me he was too busy,i told him i would go to plan b,not to worry.he immeditally said that he would try to get away.do you think he was jealous of me thinking about going with someone else?
my plan b lives in a drawer and is run on batteries-my "man" would have wanted to watch
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If you could take one tv/radio personality off-the-air, who would it be?
rush-if you say the lie enough, someone will believe it, limbaugh
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Can i legally shoot a cat if it constantly worries my rabbits and guinea pigs in my garden
guinea pigs belong in your home, "pet" rabbits likewise-legally, who cares? you are being a bully-the cat is doing what cats do. remove the bait elmer fudd
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As Independence Day is just days away, do the Americans feel that they are blessed n lucky to live in a free country like the USA? By the way Happy Independence day all of my American friends out there!
absolutely & thank you. we are fortunate in that we CAN refer to right wing dolts as such, some people take that for granted.
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Do you regret not having had a French lover?
yes........the accent makes weather reports sound sexy
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Do you play or spend a lot of time with your animals?
as much as i possibly can
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Would you all join me in wishing Raider owner Al Davis a happy 80th birthday?
is he still alive????
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Do you always lock the bathroom door?
geez, where do you live? a simple shut door suffices
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Tell me somethin that I may be Interested?
i am leading a double life-its exhausting
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Do you have a mean streak?
very slow burn-then a psychotic break with reality
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If someone says white power, he is racist. So if someone says black power is he racist too?
white is a color.........black encompasses many cultures-could you say "irish power" or "polish power"-are there many holidays celebrating your culture?
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Did the real counter culture hippies wear the crazy clothes and headbands you see in movies about the 60's?
absolutely........nothing matched, or was ironed, or was particularly clean-and they changed the world
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What is the Greatest Feeling in the world?
puppy kisses
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Is it wrong to date people only from your race?
wrong, no.........definitely spiting yourself tho
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Is it cruel to put a dog behind a pickup truck for driving? And is it legal to do so?
you cannot possibly mean literally behind a pick up-cause i will have to lose control of my temper if you find that even remotely amusing...have a nice day
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What's the best restaurant you've ever been to?
topolobombo
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What is diprivan used for?
putting people under for surgery
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When was the last time the US didn't have a national debt?
clinton left office and we were operating in the black.......then the idiot moved in
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What's the first thing you thought when you saw your baby?
she looked like mr potato head, ok mrs potato head-but i adore spuds
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Hey there, I listen to alot of Baseball on the radio and have heard the announcer mention a walk off homerun. What is a walk off home run?
game ending home run-bottom of the 9th-tie game-KA BOOM-game over, walk off the field
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Central air system not blowing any air and fan outside doesnt turn on do you know why?
clean filters?, i live in the country so our a/c is a gas ignition-are you out of propane?
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Is it possible to orgasm without a physical stimulus?
yes (ta-da) it is
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Is all seven of the books on the chronicles of narina our yet
ARE all 7 books......, please continue-excuse me -out yet........please continue
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How do you get a guys attention?
pull your skirt over your head
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Do you like organ meat?
ATTENTION: BEFORE I HAVE TO SCRUB EVERYONES BRAINS WITH SOAP-I MEANT OFFAL..NAUGHTY PEEPS
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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die?
burning to death-way too painful
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So, I'm almost 19, and my soon to be step sons are almost 12, 10, and almost 8..... Anybody got any advice on how to prepare for this one???? (My fiance had his first at 14, so it's not like he's 40 or anything)
you are not a parent or even smart enough (comes with life experience) to fake it. so unless they set themselves on fire-its not your job
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Im thinking bout going to a concert' one of my girlfriends weighs 170 pounds an the other one weighs 140 pounds which girl will get me the best mileage on my bike?
maybe the one who doesnt think thats a comb over
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My son wants to dress as Hitler for party. Is there something wrong? What can I do?
ground your little smart ass kid. then rent schindlers list, ask him if he would like to go naked next time, and pretend he is one of 6 million. i had family in europe, in the camps-ITS VERY F IN SERIOUS
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My twin daughters (age 14) were caught shoplifting with another 14 year old. it has been two years since they were spanked. due to tne nature of the crime i feel they should both be given a good spanking. please tell me what you think.
spanking 14 yr olds-the ultimate fantasy .......if you are actually a dad, they should get no money, therefore no shopping, and certainly no privacy-just like jail, since they appear to want to visit.
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Every one in this world is supposed to play some part. what part do you think you are playing?
the before picture
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When was the most sexually active age-span of your life? (regardless of age now) Did you go to college and did you have sex with anyone from your college?
17-30.college of course-........it was pre-nancy reagan, "just say no".oh wait, that was drugs-huh?
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What foreign language would you want to learn?
i think chinese would be smart, but italian is so pretty
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What is your defintion of heaven?
my childhood
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Ive been anticipating an engagement ring by now,(4 years into the relationship) ...he claims money is tight, he received over 21K in bonuses and he bought a fancy golf cart,3 guns,amo and so on.Hes a good man, but Im starting to feel resentment.?
4 years divided by 3 guns(yike)over 21k carry the golf cart equals time to go
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What is so great about turning 30?
its not 40
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I'm 16 and i keep having dreams of my girlfriend and i having sex
does she have a good time?
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Is it just me, or does Joseph Jackson (Michael Jackson's father) seem disturbingly carefree these days?
quite a norman rockwell dad that joseph jackson
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Peaple from Ottawa Technical Learning Centre High School: Does anyone like Paul Masaro?
now is that nice-paul was on here talking some smack about you-dont worry no one believed you did that
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What is the first thing u do when u wake up from ur sleep?
wow-after i awaken, i ring for the upstairs maid, and she brings me my orange juice, freshly squeezed, and a croissant. then she lays out my ensemble for the day, and draws my bath. whereupon my social secretary enters with a schedule of my days appointments. my charity work is never done. then the dog jumps in bed, i get up, scare myself in the mirror, swear, and start me day.
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My daughter drank so much that she ended up in the hospital, what is the proper punishment? She has been grounded for the past 3 months but I don't know if shes learned anything
holy crud, thats horrible. if you think she didnt learn from the hospital, maybe its therapy time
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In your opinion, what is the most cliched/overused word or sentence in the English language.
AWESOME
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Smoker or non-smoker?
pasadena
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What is the best thing on Earth that you don't feel guilty about?
my dogs
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If you are seeing a smaller man and you want him to buy snug fit condoms because regular ones slip off, how can you get past the power of the ego and nicely convince him to say yes?
you put it on him
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Racism or sexism - what causes more problems?
racism breeds violence........
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What is planted in your secret garden?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! honeymooners dvd's
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If you had a chance to bring one person back from the dead, who would it be and why?
excellent question..........do i make my life better by returning my father, or my daughter to life? or do i improve the world for everyone by returning martin luther king, or john kennedy, or maybe john lennon? excellent question
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I am 46 years old and in love with a very special person who is 33 years older than me. Some people say that it won't work because of the age difference. Are they right? How do I take the relationship to the next level?
she is 79??????????? wow
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Is there anyone you don't give any points to?
yep-2 women....grrrrrrrrrr
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How much would you give your daughter iff she went on a trip with her friend and her friend's parents to Maine from the 1st of July to the 9th of July, and the 9th is her 16th birthday? Asked before but think in wrong place, so......
can you do 20$/day? that way she can maybe save a couple of days and take that family out too-dont forget the pay as you go cell phone
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A car was stopped in the fast lane attempting to make an illegal lefthand turn, I crashed into the back of it, who is more at fault?
sorry you
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Do you think you can get an education here on AB?
in hypocrisy
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Is there something your s/o wears that you can't stand the sight of?
plaid flood golf pants.......i hate those things
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Why can't I get a man?
stop looking-no one is drawn to someone who appears "wanting or needy"-the minute you fill your life with friends, and interests someone will want to share those with you.
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What would you take on a 12 hour car trip?
benadryl for a long nap
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Can you be an evolutionist and still believe in god?
somebody had to make the slime from whence we all evolved-or not
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What is the thing that you most often buy from a vending machine?
bad health
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Old vampires(Dracula type) vs new vampires(Twilight type)?
b/w.....1970's frank langella dracula (omg!)
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Should i go out clubbing alone? Girls what would you think of a guy going to a club alone looking for women?
much less threatening than a pack of guys, y'know. safety, etc.....
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I feel that im having depression, i was told many times to go to a psychologist but i never did. everytime i decide to go i dont, i think it's for very wick ppl. i changed, dont want to go out, meet ppl, even want to die at times .what to do?
on may 29-as bunnie-you asked about returning to a physically abusive husband-listen, if he beat you, and you still miss him-i want you to think. do you have a daughter, sister, mother, best friend, complete f in stranger-would you say "sure it ok, go back to the guy who says the right stuff, and then leaves you bloody later. he will probably buy you flowers, if he beats you hard...
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Ok last night my man told me that im the only one who cares about him and that he appreciates it and then he said i need to lose a few pounds so he will be more attracted to me then today he ignoring me, whats up with this? plz explain
ruh roh............if you are not comfortable saying the exact statement that you said to us-a bunch of strangers-then you REALLY need to re-think the wedding kiddo
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Ladies? Have you had your skirt blown up by the wind?
my first job...i walked into the warehouse, from the office-wearing my very hot 1980's it looks like a mans suit, but with skirt. i turned my back to the "guys", and umberto (real name) came racing over to pull my skirt out of my panty hose-i had walked from the bathroom to the ware house thru the entire office with my skirt displaying my not too attractive derriere for...
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I just turned 36 and the guy I'm seeing is 20. I felt bad because he thought I was 28 and I was afraid to tell him I was 35 at the time. So I said I was 31. Should I continue to let him think I'm 31? He says he loves me.
wtf-he is 20? i am betting he doesnt care-really-about your age............he is getting some good sex for a 20 yr old
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I'm 15 year-old-girl and I'm really depressed.I feel like i can't trust anyone and lately i only stay at home.I really want to change but i feel like i don't have no reason to do anything but stay in my bed all day.I don't have any real friends...pls help
young ladies-be very, very careful. you are on the internet-it is basically un policed. you are announcing to all kinds of people-I AM YOUNG, ALONE ALOT, AND LOOKING FOR EXCITEMENT.........there are way too many nasty people who would be happy to show you some very deadly excitement-so please sweetheart, volunteer, get a job, change your diet-but BE CAREFUL
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Whats the most stupidest species on the earth?
"most stupidest".........trick question?
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What is the ugliest breed of dog?
no such thing
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Forgive a person who broke your heart (and your children's hearts), but regrets doing so & wants another chance <OR> Be hesitant about letting this person back into your lives & continue waiting for another to take an interest in you... What would you do?
hurt your kids-BYE BYE.......stop waiting for someone-fill your lives (plural) with 1000 other more important things-and then if he is lucky, he will show up and think "damn, this family has it together-i would never do anything to jeapordize my spot in it"
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What would you actually find MORE exciting... a proper relationship or an affair?
i would love to have an affair. all the intrigue, and naughty sex............ah, memories
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Do you have trust issues?
why?
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Are you afraid of losing somebody in your life?
got no one, so no
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How can ANYONE be smart enough to make it into a political office. . . . .and DUMB ENOUGH to have extramarital affairs at the same time?
never ending ego
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Are you happy? why?
no-i am settling for a life not of my own design
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When cooking kitten for dinner, how do you get all the hair off of the skin?
yes, i realize that these are all meant as such sophisticated humor. well people, somethings are not funny. i spend alot of time working at humane societies, and such horrors befall cats they are unfathomable. so to even smirk, and speak of boiling or eating cats, kittens, and yes even rats-i find truly repulsive and shameful. dr your little fingers off-i dont care
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How much b/s do you tolerate from others?
way too much
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Do you believe that there comes a time in every persons life that they must truly fight for what they believe, or is that just nonsense?
just be sure "what you believe" is "what is being fought for..."
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What color is your favorite baseball cap,what logo or letters does it say?
blue.....cubbie blue
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Do you like the smell of patchouli oil?
omg-patchouli oil......what a riot. happy anniversary woodstock! the fest, not the bird
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Finish the spelling of any word you choose that starts with ch_______.
chutzpah
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Im 17 & my dad a laywer. i dont see him because of the stepmom. my mom only makes $10 an hour. she is supporting 3 kids including me. we are starving a lot at home & i have nothing. i dont want to work. i have no cloths or make up. help!!!
i read your questions and as you are seemingly capable of informing someone about female ejaculation-get a job.17 my a@#
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If a nuclear bomb was dropped on your city, would you want to live through it? Why?
good god no-for what purpose?
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Did Jesus claim to be God?What about John 10:33 The Jews answered him.saying,for a good work we stone thee not;but for balsphemy;and because that thou,being a man,makest thyself God.See the Jews saw him as claiming to be God.Thoughts?
i am betting this will make no difference, but i will try. i am 1/2 jewish, and 1/2 catholic. i was raised to accept differing views. i have never opened a bible, nor will i. when i come here (ab) and read such anger, and self righteousness in most of the religious questions i am turned right off. if i had a thought or question i know it will be met with chapter and verse and my one way...
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How would your life change if gas was $200/gallon?
i would be skinny from all that walking
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Would you ever throw a fellow co-worker under the bus in order to keep your job?
whats the phrase? what goes around, comes around....i would pass on the bus
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My 16 year old friend is obsessed with this 25 year old guy we've all known for a while. He takes her out to do things a lot, but they don't call it a date. She is the only one of us that calls him by his first name. Should I be worried about her?
YES, make sure that your friend knows that no matter who says what if they get physically serious he will go to jail.
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Is anyone else tired of asking for help, and the only answer you get is "Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior"?
ditto what jen said
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Aaah!! Why does AB look so different than it did this morning?? I fear change!!
its icky
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Does anyone watch the Jon and Kate + 8 show? Is it just me or do you find Kate to be RUDE!?
did you ever see the tape of them pre-marriage? like she was 15 going to prom, except she was 24, and she was a working nurse! what a performace
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Cop pulled me over for no reason, claimed I had no insurance, showed him my valid insurance card and was told to bad our computer says otherwise. Arrested, towed, the works. Checked with my insurance company I am insured, is this harassment?
how exactly could he tell you had no insurance? go to court, show you were insured, and lodge a complaint
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How would you like to die?
why did someone dr the question-its as valid as "butter, or margarine?"
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How would you like to die?
o.d. on some sleepy drug
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My man use to beat on his ex's all of them, he claims they were all jealous and submissive females, but he likes to brag about sleeping with alot of females and cheating on them. Now I'm the 1 beating on him and don't know how to stop. I want 2 stop.
please tell me that you are both sterile idiots who are unable to communicate, other than moronically, so children are safe from you both.
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Do you even care if people don't like you?
yep, i care way too much
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How should you react if your gyno comments on your tan lines or calls you little miss riding hood during an exam?
eh????????? a female(nurse, nurses aid) should be in the exam room while the exam is taking place-IF NOT-do not put your feet in the stirrups. if those comments were made-time for a new doc
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Is it plausible that the poor will rebel against the rich in the future?
more likely if "w" were king, rather than court jester
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He walked out of a 31 yr.marriage.Leaving me without a home job and health care.Gives us NO money at all he just put new inter in his corvette.I have deg bone disease and need my med.Caught his emails all over the internet looking for another.What do i do
you have alot more important things to do than get back at him. whtever you do will never feel like enough. you were betrayed, no question about it. now, you need to take care of your health, and housing quickly-you have no time, or energy for revenge. dont waste any more thoughts on something, or someone soooo negative for you.
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How old were you when you found someone you truly loved?
infatuation-hell, 16...........adult, yes he has flaws, and i still love him 30
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Are there any diet rules that work?i need them!
this is a little strange, but it worked for my tummy removal-start each day with 2 bananas
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If you could bottle you're life under a drug name, what would it be called?
schmuckers x-cel
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Whats the best thing about having a pet?
puppy breath
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Do you know who Ted Bundy is? :(
ted bundy was.....he was (70's) a law student, extremely handsome, serial killer.
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Do you depend on anyone? :|:)
nope, never
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Why is it my 7 y/o boy tells me I am a very mean mom (I give them everything plus play with them more than the average mother), yet I am soooo mean, but he does not listen to me?!?!?! EVER!!! but he is a good kid in general?
because he gets a helluva reaction when he tells you "youre mean"....obviously he needs to be told, nicely, that the next time he disobeys you, "he is going to really meet mean mommy."
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Do most women have the mindset that if they hurt someone's feelings who they're arguing with, then they've won the argument?
They insult, offend, personally attack, yet avoid the argument at all costs, why?
passive aggressive (us) verbal altercations unless you start to lose....then CRY.......aggressive aggressive (you)speak very little, hit foe with club, if you start to lose-talk sports
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When was the last time you had a digestive biscuit?
is that european?
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Are you afraid of death?
diet-ing...YES dying...not as much
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How much are you willing to pay for a designer handbag?
until i no longer put them on the floor in public restrooms-not much
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Do you have a riding or walk-behind mower?
4 acres-1 of each
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On John & Kate plus 8, they said they have an announcement to make. What do you think it will be?
splitsville
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Nice trick
good john?
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How Would You Feel on a Nude Beach?
corpulent
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What was the best death scene in a movie in your opinion?
marley & me
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Wanna have kids with me?
are you independently wealthy, and a male model?
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Should I formally apologize if I rape and murder?
if you rape, and murder i think your credibility might be in question-so save the words
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My husband says that I shy away from conversation in public, I sometimes I just don't know how to join in or what to say, What can I do to be more open and not such a mute all the time?
if you are not well informed about the subject at hand, ask questions. people love to strut their stuff...who, what, why, and of course wtf????
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Do you go out of the house on a regular basis with no make-up on?
y'know-i used to never wear make up unless it was an occasion-until i read a coco chanel quote-i paraphrase"it is the height of egotism for women over 30 to ever be seen without make up"....well, at first i thought "oh wtf........."....then i got it
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Look at your pet. What do think about Him/Her. Do you consider them apart of your family? Would you run into a burning building to save them?
without any hesitation-what could be more helpless? obviously infants, and animals
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Do you believe Ahmadinejad (Iran President) he says there are no homosexuals in Iran?
dont know-but may i salute your spelling?
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Have you seen the movie "The Burning Bed"? If a husband beats his wife for years and she ends up killing him, should she go to jail for it?
very different times then, and now-people didnt acknowledge that wife beating even happened then 30 yrs ago-if it did, what did she do to provoke it? but now, women should damn well know-"one smack, and you are doing some time, honey"
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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke?
coke
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How do you feel about a child breastfeeding at 8 years old? see attached for more info.
some behavior is inappropriate
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What is a good form of personal protection for a 19 year old?
keeping in mind-parenthood
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What would you do if the pilot died in the middle of your airline flight?
join him/her
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What do you think of my dog and his stuffed animal? click on link
time to grow up
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How to kiss a lady?
like a movie star
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Online school
i'll see your online school and raise you a charging elephant
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What catcher holds the record for most games caught in the major leagues?
carlton fisk
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Hot sauce is good on____________________. fill in the blank
eggs
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Do you ever like to do stuff?
like what stuff?
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What would you do if your dog threatened someone and they kicked your dog in self-defense?
unless my dog had a mouthfull of them-they are drawing back a bloody stump-growling doesnt hurt, kicks sure as hell do
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What makes a guy cry?
brians song makes guys cry
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Are you fulfilled (sexually - 21 and older please)?
sigh-huh?,,,,,no
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Should people with HIV & AIDS be quarantined, or at least be required to have some sort of tattoo/marking that indicates they are infected?
then perhaps we could mark people with lower than average iq's too........then people who smoke, we could all be just walking billboards-pity the poor baby that got hiv from mom-oh well tough luck
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My Maltese has a barking issue, when ever i'm not within sight, or when people knock or open doors, THIS NEEDS TO STOP! ANSWERS?
little dogs=big personality..his barking is (i bet) guarding you, his home, etc-take a lot of time, and repetition and reward him for not barking. let him see, that when you say "thank you" i.e. i see someone is at the door-and he stops, that equals a little piece of chicken. repetition, reward, and maybe some extra exercise so maybe he is a little pooped to be on guard duty all the...
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When you were young, did you ever catch your parents snooping through your things?
nope, but when i moved out-they told me they had cleaned out my bedroom closet, and found a nickel bag, and were curious, and smoked it!!!!!please picture archie bunker and maude getting high!!!!i got scared i was in trouble-it was bizarre
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Are you scared to be home alone?
always have my puppies, never alone
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Do you let your dog or cat on the furniture?
there is an alternative?
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Clinton or Palin for first female president, how woud you vote?
clinton-no question
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How would you feel if John McCain and Sarah Palin as our President and Vice President instead of Obama and Biden?
scared
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Have you ever had a favourite actor, who you stop liking after a poor performance in just one movie?
mel gibson-anti semitism is so unappealing-
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Who is your favorite person to spend time with?
sophie
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Have you ever annoyed someone by answering or commenting on a question and then find that not only have you been dr-ed on that particular answer or comment but that a lot of your previous answers and comments have now been dr-ed? Like you're a target now?
holey moley-yes!!!!!! sometimes there is a whole flock of them little f 'er's who will swarm your answers-and voila, yo are a novice again!........try not to react-just move on
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Can you tell me what your weather is like, in Pig Latin?
ain-ray
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Have you ever answered one of my questions?
not if it was religious..kinda dufus when it comes to that
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word, "break"?
FAST
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AB should change its sample question from "why is the sky blue?" but what should the new question be?
no, really-why is the sky blue?
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How many benadryl do u have to take to get high
make you a sleepy and dry little doper
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All atheists are idiots , who agree's?
so all "believers" are loving, and forgiving and non judgmental?
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If your 15 and like hannah montanna and wizards of waverly place are you a loser?
no-thats when you should like those shows-even if you get older and still watch them-its ok too
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Can someone be in love, and still be uncomfortable to tell that person that they love them?((My new girlfriend says she loves me, but i can tell that she is still uncomfortable with saying it to me.))
doesnt have to be just saying it to you...could be just saying it at all
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If you were going to be in Chicago with your s/o and s/he was insistent that you go to the Jerry Springer show, how nervous would that make you?
we chicagoans lost a truly high brow icon-jerry springer moved to ct.
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Heart or Journey?
wow-good question, i guess heart
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Do you like your last name? I hate mine because no one can pronounce it correctly.
nope-had to spell it at least 3x every time i give it to someone
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Why are democrat women in genral fat and lazy is it becaus ethey are used to everyone giving them everything for free?
that would be so upsetting, if i didnt know it came out of the mouth of a newt gingrich wannabe
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Have you ever experienced justfiable anger?
absolutely, unfortunately the only person it hurts is me
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One week old puppy survives 4 hours in a sewage pipe after being flushed down the toilet by a young boy! Have you heard this story?
no....i shudder to think what i would do if my child was missing the empathy gene
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Can I trust you alone with my box of Godiva chocolates?
watch my stubby little legs run like the wind......wooosh
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Why are we here?
i am thinking it might be reincarnation, and we are here-till we get it right
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How important is money in your life right now?
too
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Are you in touch with the child within you?
my inner child whipped my old geezers butt
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Do you have a Financial Power of Attorney in place so if you are injuried/unconscience and can't sign checks, etc, someone else can pay your bills for you?
not for me-but-i just got one for my elderly mom
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How many people like hershey chocolate and how many people like nestle chocolate?
yes
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I'm leaving now does anyone really care?
coming back?
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Thers a guy comeing at you with a gun and your unarmed, what would you do?
a puddle
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How does it make you feel when another ABer puts you in the Spotlight by asking a Question about You? (with the exception of Congrats ???'s)
man, i have never seen so many "edgy" people-myself included-i recently got mobbed by a hoard of butt-kissing ab'ers whose fearless leader i insulted-anyway, maybe we all need one giant midol or something-
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What stopped you from commiting suicide?
my dogs
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WTF!!! ... Is it truly that hard to stay away from someone you don't like .. I don't follow you around, I don't jump in your threads, I leave you alone ... Why in the hell can't you do the same?
should i whack em?
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Is it wrong to love a married man?
inconvenient as hell too-been there
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What you likely find underneath a large rock when you turn it over?
my ex husband
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Women, do you have a male gynecologist, or would you ever consider a male gynecologist or have a male give you a vaginal or breast exam?
always had men-but there is always a nurse in the office while he is "looking for change"
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What are suggestins for starting a book store in a town with a low litacary rate rate?
literacy, suggestions, accuracy helps-perhaps volunteer tutors from a local school
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Who do you respect the most on answerbag?
jen jen
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Does your vehicle have a name? My truck is Molly :)
daisy therefore i drive miss daisy
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Is there anyone you liked on answerbag who left?
i miss zenmonk.....i wonder if thats why he left?hmmmmmmmm
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Pooh Vs. Dora - who would win?
pooh!!!!!! he would whack her with his hunny pot
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Hypothetically .. How would you feel if AB knew the truth about DreAnna's identity but decided to keep their mouths shut?
why would they do that jen-jen? i am very out of this loop, so bear with me, please
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Is there anyone you want to come back to answerbag?
i miss zenmonk
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How many ballparks have you been in and do you have a favorite?
pro ball parks 8, and without a doubt-wrigley field is perfection
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Is it better to be honest and open or to lie to protect someone?
hey! wish i could say honest, etc...., but, without question i would lie to protect someone
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Why are americans hated by the rest of the world
we are the rich, powerful uncle everyone needs for help, and everyone resents having to ask us for help-AND-the last 8 yrs we acted like morons
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Can you name an animal that begins with "A?" I will go first: Aardvark.
albatross?
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Do you prefer coke or dr.pepper?
coke........fully leaded, please
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Why are black people very loud and aggressive even the women. (not being racist)
thank god you let us know that you arent being a racist because otherwise such a broad generalization like that tied into a cultural stereotype(exhale, inhale)might make us think that you may be an in bred, mouth breathing,moron who lives to provoke, and doesnt have the b#@@* to cop to being a racist. end of sentence
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If a member maliciously goes though someones profile to find something to flag ... Answerbag knows who flagged, so why isn't it considered stalking/trolling?
you want i should whack someone boss?
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Can America afford health care reform?
we cant afford not to reform
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I am throwing by 17 year old son out today so I can have some "quality" alone time with my hubby (wink wink)...am I mean?
just remember -wink-wink-one day you will be old, and chances are your hubby will precede you in death, and maybe you need all kinds of help from that 17 yr old. maybe you need money, or a place to stay, or food, or a ride to the doctor. those federally funded nursing homes are pretty grim.wink, wink-you are not just mean, you are dumb-do him a favor, cut yourself out of his life
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If you could change one thing about yourself,what would it be and why?
procrastination...i will tell you more later
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Women, and men... I need to know; is my penis size normal?
normal......for whom?
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What movie do you know the dialogue so well that you could star in a remake if they started filming tomorrow? (Let's just assume you can act, look good and have no stage fright)What role would you play?
rocky-word for word.......so appropriate for a middle age female-huh?
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Do you have a favorite TV show that you never miss?
i love ghost adventures! its like the three stooges provoking ghosts "dude, dude-did y ou hear that?"
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Do you like the name Hazel(for a girl)?
is she 62 yrs old?
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In private my white ex-hus demanded me to be a submissive, his "whore" and would forcibly rape me while I slept. I'm attractive, black, and more educated than he was. Publicly, he appeared proud to have me and played the doting husband. Is it my race?
is it your race-what? i pray to god this is a stupid racist joke-cause its not funny ......start to end
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Have you ever had someone on ab that almost makes you want to leave?
yep a couple of times-it weirdly high schoolish isnt it?
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What would you name a made up color
albatross
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Your s/o tells you that they're going to become a pornstar,what is your first reaction?
quickly get power of attorney-he has lost his mind
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Has anyones question, answer or comment on AB made you feel physically sick?
more often than i want (gag) to think about
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When I say '1980's fashion' what is the first thing you think of?
the fabulous leg warmers of course
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Is 18 years to big of an age difference if you're in love?
who is in love and who is older? AND how old is the younger one?
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Is it legal to breastfeel while drunk or high?
legal or moral-if someone has a problem that way-you already know its wrong-would you hand an infant a joint, or a can?
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Any story ideas? I want to write either a murder mystery, or a nonfiction book. Please help!
double lives are fascinating to me-in fact i have done that in my past
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Who will win game 4 tonight,lakers or magic? who will win the whole series? i think the magic tonight,lakers take the series...they better win the whole thing..i got 500 big ones on em! lol
are they in orlando playing, or la?
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Have you ever thought you were having a healthy debate and it ended up in an ugly argument?
wow-just happened on here
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Answerbag or twitter? why?
i am thinkin twitter-its much less hostile
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Where do babies come from
from yoga classes?
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Whats going through your mind right now?
why people behave like they do on ab
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Should micheal vick be allowed back in the NFL?
absolutely no question-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!freakin pig-sorry thats insulting to the pig. how much lower could can a human being sink-perhaps infant torture?
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COCKROACH AND WATERBUG
floaties?
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Was the first car you owned domestic or imported?
domestic
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Ok this guy totally likes me and i kinda like him but i love this other guy and all my friends are telling me that he is totally into me!! but i still kinda like the first guy! so should i go with the guy i know loves me or the one im not sure about?
what? huh? god, i am so old
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Who was the last person you upset?
myself, i never take my good advice
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I feel that my daughter's emotional health will be negatively affected by my ex-wife's poor choices with men and the head games she plays. What can I legally do to give my daughter the normal childhood she deserves?
you, both, can love her more than you hate each other
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Do you think hash or weed damages you i think it does my boyfriend doesnt by way he smokes it the odd time witch leads to rows
the fact that you asked him to stop, and he hasnt, or cant should show him the problem, but it cant because he's ripped
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What do i do when my girl gets with jealous every single thing
i cured my husband by doing the exact same thing to him
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Regular Double Stuffed Oreos or Regular Oreo Cakesters?
double stuff
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Why cant licorice be used as a pair of underwear?
because 12 yr old boys get excited typing "underwear"-dont they?
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What does it mean for a person to be spiritually attracted to you?
they arent talking to me
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Have you ever been involved in porn? (acting, directing, lighting, filming, sound, anything?)
paid for phone sex count?
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I need a suggestion on any scary movie to watch tonight. Preferably not BRAND NEW. Just a good one, hopefully scary as hell. Any suggestions?
1960's the haunting
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Who is the closest person to you? family, friends?
dogs
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Why cant licorice fit up my butt
because your head takes up all the room
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Where is hell at?
northwest indiana
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What is the best way to help a drug addict that you love? Mainly a child or husband?
tough love, save yourself and everyone they are taking down with them
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My huband does not want to watch our kids while I work ...he wants me to quit my job that I worked so hard to get and I really like what I do what do u think?
then he must be lining up a second job for himself-huh?
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Why am i so goddamn ugly? Why me? was i meant to be alone? why does god want this? i really like myself but even my friends joke with me about my ugly face, but say kidding but i know how ugly i am, i am beautiful on the inside but i wish people could see
unless you have suffered some horrible facial trauma, like a burn or an accident, no one is that ugly. your "friends" need to be told what is and is not funny. what is ugly is the focus on yourself, go find someone who needs help. then look how beautiful you become
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Is it OK for a married woman to have a girls' night out with her friends clubbing? No flirting or anything bad, just gossiping and having drinks!
sure, no naughty dancing, or talking-which could make you feel like "mom" with everybody else having fun-just remember if he cant do it-neither can you
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Why do some celebrities want to go into politics?
never ending ego
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Do you confront or let it slide when a hurtful comment has just been made about you?
pre or post menstrual?
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How can stop thinking about my ex when i believe i love even though he hurt me soo badly that i cried for a week straight?
remember-living well is the best revenge
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Women: Do you ever get turned on by a man's voice alone?
absolutely
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If I scratch my arm with nail scissors (no blood), is this self harm?
are you itchy?........then knock it off nut-ball!!!!
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I don't have a middle name, do you? And if so what is it?
my birth certificate says "rene" everything else says "renee"-so i think my birth certificate is missing a little flippy thing over the last e
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What is your mother's middle name?
noreen
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I don't exactly know how to word this, but I'm gonna ask anyway because knowledge is a good thing. If there was one word to describe your sexual orientation, what word would you prefer?
omnivorous
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Has anyone noticed the colorful ads on AB ... Don't you find it sad that Demand Media can make them "pretty" but not fix the glitches?
are you being a rebel with a cause?
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If I know someone has a gun at his head and has few minutes , an AB member what do I do?
who is it?
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If I know someone has a gun at his head and has few minutes , an AB member what do I do?
i am in indiana
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If I know someone has a gun at his head and has few minutes , an AB member what do I do?
do you know the home address? then you need to call police......i hope
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Would anyone be willing to make a commitment to add a comment with every DR that you give out?
except for that one pompous woman whose mere existance irritates me so much I MUST DR everything she types........hey, wait that sounds like me, WTF?
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When was the last time you wore Sunglasses?
6 hrs ago-major member of the mole family here
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What makes cheaters stay? and /or what makes the one getting cheated on keep them?
cheaters stay because they are having their cake, and eating it too..............the cheat-ee(opposed to the cheat-or) keeps them because they believe they have to settle (they arent good, thin, pretty, sexy, wealthy, whatever enough) and/or 1/2 man is better than being EEGAD alone.
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Are you willing to throw it all away for true love?
true love fades, real love goes thru the growing pains-would i throw it away for that? in a heartbeat
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How do I mourn the passing of a dear friend from far away?
celebrate their life, and i am sorry for your loss-but how nice that you had such a dear friend in your life
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What was the last word that you came across and didn't know the definition of?
really stupid...for years i thought the word "mediocre" was a badly pronounced "meteoric"-i had many teachers tell me i was doing mediocre work. i would reply enthusiastically "thank-you!" no wonder everyone thought i was a smart ass
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Can a dog die from eatting too much at one time? i want to leave extra food out but i'm afraid he'll just eat it all even when full. He eats so fast and his little belly just puffs up.
some breeds can suffer from bloat-which is painful, and i guess could be fatal
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Why don't all Christians hate people of the Jewish faith?
WHY?
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Do you need to wear eye glasses to drive?
only if the pedestrians are under 6ft tall
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If God were real, why would he create things that he finds to be sinful?
free-will...........god gave us choices(i think)we pick the naughty
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What do you do when you're unemployed, out of money, out of energy and out of hope?
tough times, i know. try to relieve yourself of any pressure you can, even if you are concerned how it makes you appear-then prioritize your problems, and make a game plan for each-THEN-figure out the worst that could happen, and realize-its not that bad. hope it helped a little
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Why can't I think of any questions?
thats when you whip out the profound "do you like butter?"-and yes, that was an actual question answered and scored by many. so dont sweat the thought filled stuff, how about "do you like mustard?"
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Can amoxcillin give a false positive for cocaine?
nope, just dope
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Would you miss the rudest person you know, if they died?
probably feel guilty for awhile, but miss her? no
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If loneliness didn't exist, do you think AB would?
you are a freakin genius girl!!!
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I have thoughts of always wanting to die that wont go away and now they'r starting to control my life I cant think or focus my mind is blocked wit these thoughts i feel like i dont blong no1 seems to care about me im afraid to tell sumone bout this help?
you know you need help-and if i can listen, i will be happy to-why? because i believed no one cared, and i was wrong, and so are you,,,,,but thats ok, ok?
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What is your worst habit[s]?
pen tops? thats your worst habit? wow? not even sure what sex you are, but.....will you marry me?
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What are the names of ur children?
sophie
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When someone has already lost their license because of drunk driving, killed a cat, spiraled into depression, ruined a relationship and become physically unfit all because of drinking how can you help them?
killed a cat-accidently? if not, why would you bother? if it was an accident, on top of the rest-try to be a friend, but dont enable
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Have you ever cried uncontrollably?
yea, putting many pet dogs to sleep makes me a mess
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If someone owed you $10 for the past week and they finally give it to you in coins, would you accept it?
if they are paying you back in change-maybe you need to write the 10$ off-huh?
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I am fourteen, me and my boyfreind have been going out for 3 mounths and have desided to have sex, i am a virgen, and i know it can hurt and i can even bleed, i am a bit scared, any one got any tips for me????(and be4 you say it yes i am only 14)
i see spelling is a challenge, so lets try "c-o-n-d-o-m" or "r-u-b-b-e-r", or "m-a-m-a"
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If there's a heaven, think you'd make the cut?
i do alot of humane society work, so i am counting on canine heaven
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Can you describe your mood right now in 3 words or less?
poor-worried poop-less
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I owe money on my taxes and have no way to pay it, that and my student loans, my mortgage and other bills. I'm so scared of going to jail because that's what they told me could happen. I need help! What can I do to ease my financial burdens?
get it all in front of you-start calling bankruptcy attorneys-just remember that they have seen worse, so get the help you need, and get out from under that pressure
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Approximately how much do breast implants cost?
your health, and self respect
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Do you think that there is another ABer that has taken a real intrest in you? (More than just a friend)
been here well over a year-no one notices...i can be funny, confrontational, or just dumb i.e. "do you like mustard?"....all i get is "thanks sophiesmom" what a dud i must be!
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When it comes to loving yourself, how are you doing?
bout as well as anyone else loving me "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (echo)
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Elastic too tight! A men's speedo type swimsuit I recently purchased is great but is too tight in the waist. Is there a way to "relax" the elastic in the waistband or an easy way to loosen it up? I only need an inch or two. Otherwise, the suit fits.
i think thats called "gotta loose some weight there speedo"....dr so fast, wait-did you expect to be told you are sooooo well endowed, and not just chubby?
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say Rodeo Drive? (pronouned Rodayo)
pretentious...pronounced "pre-ten-shus
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What kind should I wear today? And color. Any body want to see my panties?
just looked at your cum swallowing questions-i am betting you are in fact a 13 yr old boy, getting off on saying panties and cum to people.........so grow up, and stop pretending you are female....no female questions the frequency that someone swallows cum
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What is the best romantic scene in a movie?
body heat!!!! young kathleen turner, and william hurt with hair...........ooooooooooopphhh!!!!!!
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When was the last time you had a loaf of really good bread fresh from the oven?
drool............a looooooooooooong time
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If you had to plan the perfect wedding, with $100,000, what would you do?
jp, donate the rest to the local humane society
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I live in Hawaii and more often than not us residents walk around in nothing but shorts and sometimes not even that all year round...Does anyone else live this way?
yes, we all live in paradise
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Whats the secret of a good relationship?
not over thinking everything
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How would you react if you were facing some long prison time?
no question, SUICIDE
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A fence was erected between two houses with the agreement that the neighbor would not have to pay to tie into this fence and with the exception that they were not to put anything on our fence. Hanging or leaning on it. They are now putting things on it
if its not written.....s.o.l.
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If you found out that your child has just become a member of KKK, what would you do and how would you react?
under 18, gets drug testing, mental hospital stay, and lots and lots of volunteering in a nice so side chicago neighborhood organization.......over 18, offered all of above, any refusal?=bye-bye
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Name 3 Things Men Do Which Forces Girls to Reject Them?
hunt, spit, smoke cigars
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Do you know any twisted sayings? Like: "It's better to have loved and lost ... than to have gotten married?"
"balls", said the queen, "if i had them i'd be king"
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Would you hire a person with a tattoo on their face or a metal stud through their nose?
not as a nanny
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Tommorrow,I have an appointment with a gynocologist out of town.Any suggestions what I can do to relax for this procedure?*
?why out of town?......sounds like maybe this is your first-you know a nurse, or someone female has to be in the room during the exam, right?
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I want to write a letter to my girlfriend mum who doenst seem to like the idea of us dating due to the fact we from different races .....could u guys please help me i dont know where to start and what to write in this letter im arab shes american
wow-a learning experience for me-first, i apologize because apparently i am a latent racist. you two are of different cultures, not just races. perhaps, her mom is very concerned that she , her daughter, will be subjugated to a very inferior position in life-as it appears that most arab women are to non-arabs. obviously, i am speaking in broad generalities-but i too would be concerned for my...
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Do you sleep through the night?
not in 25 years
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Why Dogs Make Better Friends Than People?
puppy breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm planning to kill myself on live webcam on blogtv.com, who wants to watch?
so now everyone takes a chance that you may(god forbid) be serious-if you are serious, i wont load you up on platitudes-i will say that i am here, and i am a great listener, and an amazing friend-with a big ego apparently!
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I don't eat anything green. What do you not eat?
i dont eat anything that had a mother
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I was driving my car with no insurance and was pulled over by the cops. They towed my car and I couldn't afford to take it out of the impound lot. I missed my court day and they auctioned off my car. I still owe 9 grand on it. Do I still have to pay?
you need legal help-like yesterday-to prioritize your problems........failure to appear, car, no car, insurance, swine flu........FIND A LAWYER QUICKLY-its much harder to hire a lawyer from inside jail(so i hear)
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Cheese makes so many things better, what is something you like to add cheese to, to make it better?
scrambled eggs
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Parents: Did you completely love your child from the momment they were born or did they have to grow on you? Please, be honest!
seems like your premise should work in reverse....perfect little bundles of wonderment at birth, and all down hill from there!!! kidding-i found my daughter absolutely beguiling.
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Do you think its wrong to Water Board terrorists?
either we are the good guys, or we are not-i hope good
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I went in a store and all the time I was there, the clerk never got off her cell phone. She never lost a beat - kept right on talking even while at the cash register. I found this really rude, like her talk was more important than me. Your opinion?
absolutely do not allow her to wait on you-until she is done. i am sure she was never trained, and she will never learn unless people demand at least adequate customer service.
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Chocolate chip ice cream or the cookie?
COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Any good home remedies/ideas for severe calf cramping? Getting them both at night and during the day.
bananas...........eat them, not you are
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Are you sick of the flaggers, shouldn't you be able to DEFEND your post?
mr whineypants
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What should you do if life hands you lemons?
return the little bastards
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Do you have the kind of life that some would like to have?
god no, well maybe if it were "death penalty, or my life"....maybe
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Because the emotional abuse was so evil and extensive the emotional abuse memories were worse to me than the sex& physical abuse, even my social wrk sister agrees. Why is that most people & a few threapist I tell this find it as odd thinking?
i am not sure who aid this....and i try constantly to "live" it, so i will share it with you....."forgiveness is a gift you give yourself." good luck
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Have you ever wished that you would die in your sleep?
waking up brings so much sadness
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What was the last vending machine item you bought?
coca cola
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My dog was startled by the postman. He barked at him. On the second bark, he yelped, turned around and crouched down slowly like he was in pain. He wasn't injured in any way. He has been hiding under the bed since and won't even look at me. Why?
when animals are in pain they isolate themselves, is it possible he injured his back or hip when he started barking?
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I just found out my boyfriend sleeps with a baby pacifier. This seems a bit odd. How would you react?
wow, trying not to type "EWWWWWW", if he means something to you , how about a group trip to the therapists? if not, ewwwwwww-get the hell outta there!!!!!!
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Do you like tattoo's?
i am technically a geezer-but...no, people look bruised and/or dirty, as in need of a shower
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Which major league baseball team would you say has the most loyal fans?
no question......the cubbies
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Do I have to repeat myself?
sorry-huh?
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Which of these names do you prefer: Aurélie, Maisie, or Poppy?
person or puppy?
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Oops i ________ again
licked it
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Can A Couple Be Really And Truly Happy In An "Open Relationship"?
if they differentiate b/w sex (f*&^ing) and love making
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I ordered a massage the other day from a friendly lady that posted on CraigsList. She didn't rub my back at all and still expected $100.00 an hour, was I ripped off?
as long as she got to leave unscathed physically-fair is fair
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When did you last eat Shushi?
nooooooooothank you very much. fire is my friend,,,,,,wormies are not
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My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit.
rather than leave you another of the same answers-do you have a daughter? niece? friend? would you counsel them to stay, and forgive? does love hurt? should it? look at the strangers all telling you the same thing. arent you more than a statistic? good luck sweetheart.
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Can you name a snake with a venemous bite?
sure, how about "floyd"?
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What is the one thing that would make today perfect for you?
2 thousand dollars
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Can you name a food made with Lye? How is it that we can eat foods made with lye, when lye itself would kill you?
not sure how to spell it, or even say it...."lute-fisk"? its a scandinavian cod, i think........mmmmmmm not too yummy i guess
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Does your area have a local delicacy?
If so, what is it?
deep dish pizza
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Communication became instant and direct because of the
telephone?
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On a scale of 1-10 how resilient are you to all that life throws at you?
whoa...6, 5, 4, DUCK! crap make that a 2
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In monopoly, if you land on chance and it says 'advance to nearest railroad' and the nearest railroad is 1 space behind you, do you go to the railroad 1 space behind you or the next railroad?
forward motion
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Would u ask me or give it back instantly if i slap u suddenly?
we could talk after i call 9-1-1-cause of that bloody stump you drew back
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Can you name a species of dog?+6 if it`s a real species.
spitz thats species, not breed-yes?
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Can you name a species of dog?+6 if it`s a real species.
spitz
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When you're down in the dumps, and you need somethin' to bring y'up, there's only one thing that's gonna do it the way YOU WANT IT. What's that?
puppy breath!!!!!!!!!!
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Who thinks the false prophet in revelation is going to be a pope?
wow, seriously?
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2 me when i look down at my stomach it looks really big&pokes out when i look @ it from the side it doesnt look that big. When my fiance look @ it from the side he says that it looks really really big (I can feel somethng like kick me inside my stomach) Y
jesus christ, .....walgreens, pregnancy test, pray no, read a friggin book about the female body...got it?
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Which foreign language u like the most and u think is really sweet?
italian
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Why is my va-jay-jay itching?
well oprah, try vagisil
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Sometimes i can feel my stomach jump or like something is pushing it from the inside and i can sometimes feel something like a heartbeat in my stomach. WHAT COULD THIS BE?
i still say gas
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Sometimes i can feel my stomach jump or like something is pushing it from the inside. WHAT COULD THIS BE?
gas
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Who's side are you on?
the side of peace, and honor
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I was at my friend's there was a party and her bf kissed me and tried to do things with me. I kissed him back because I was drinking and didn't know how to act. I told him not to tell anyone and he said he wouldn't, do you think he will tell anyone?
big heads up-ABSOLUTELY & drinking only relieves inhibitions, it doesnt alter behavior, so....think of another excuse, ....maybe you were just plain old horny-huh?
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Do you like to celebrate your birthday?
bah humbug
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If your dog or cat had diabetes would you keep the dog knowing it needs insulin each day to survive? (A GREAT BIG YES for me!!! (-:)
yes-but-make sure you love your animal enough to help him/her go when its time........just because the science is there, doesnt mean they dont suffer, ok?
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What are 2 words that best describe your face?
sandra bullock
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Do you have any tricks for keeping your apartment cool during the summer? (I want to use my air conditioner as less as possible this year)
big bowl of ice directly in front of the fan directly in front of you
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Metallica or AC/DC: which group do you like more?
eagles, oops sorry wrong decade
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Could you forgive a criminal?
depends on the crime............anything involving animals-michael vick, or children-michael jackson is unforgivable
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Ands thats the bottem line cause ____?:
poor education
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Should there be an AB Lonely Hearts Club?
me too please
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Is anybody out there disappointed that Gilles and Cheryl did not win Dancing With The Stars last night? How old does Cherly Burke look to you?
he was robbed-MY GOD-how sexy is that man?
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Did your parents ever argue in front of you?
good god-you mean there was another option?
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Ive only made out and gotten fingered and thats it.. but all these girls in the 8th grade are sooo ahead! should i be at the level there at? (im 14)
your car (body)-you drive, ALWAYS. you are where you are meant to be, the second "pressure", or "competition" enters into it-you arent the one driving anymore!
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Me and this girl have liked each other since the summer and we flirted alot then she had a boyfriend and we still flirted when they broke up she told me we were going to get together but then she went back out with him 2 more times then they were done for
dude-spelling, grammar!!!!!!!! and oh yeah, a question?
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Should a 23 year old woman marry a 54 year old man? No the woman is not a gold digger, the man doesn't have much money. And the woman is not looking for a father figure, she has a great father. She truely loves this man...
its very simple....what is your definetion of "truly loving him"(check your spelling), and his definetion. if more than 2 items appear on both lists-go for it! i bet no
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What are some things that you can only learn through experiences?
good oral sex
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Ever encounter anybody who was rude or impolite on AB?
where do i begin?
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Men, do you like drunk and hot girls?
mommy & daddy must be so proud
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Is it possible for someone to be mature while also having a sense of humor?
maturity and humor are generally not mutually exclusive-that in itself is kinda funny
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I just lost my sister I need some up-lift-ment
interesting phra-sing..........anyway, just remember one day you will begin to celebrate her life, and not the day she died-so look forward to that
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Do girls find it unattractive for a guy to use a lot of foul language?
lack of intelligence
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A man beats his girlfriend and 3 mth. old baby to death. He takes the baby and while driving, throws the infant out the window. What do you think should happen to this person? (true story it was on the news)
there is no punishment for that-he has made his own hell
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Lawn mower died while using it and now it won't start...what now?
sheep are an option
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Your son or daughter wants to join the military. What do you say to him/her?
over my dead body
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What does it say about your relationship when at every opportunity your spouce takes another bed at a hotel or decides to take another bedroom at home?
bed bugs?
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What does it mean if a guy says we can be friends rather than saying i think we should be friends or i want to be friends?
it means that you are one of those women whoover thinks everything to death-RELAX-be, can, practice-enjoy friends
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Ever asked a question, only to receive a very nasty answer that in no way actually answers your question?
aw shut up, and besides that your mama!....oops sorry
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I know of these people who keep 20 dogs in a small area and they tried to hide some of them by placing them in a basement and never letting them out side. The keep them for breeding, and they are freinds with the inspecter how can we find help for them?
humane society-quickly, please
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Cucumbers or Pickles?
garlic spears
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Why is penetrating an virgin such an accomplishment?
speaking as the penatratee i would say that it affects everything in your life from that moment on....no pressure
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What is your favorite kind of bowl movement?
preferably one in a bowl, as opposed to out of a bowel
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Is there surgerys for everthing
no-not for bad grammar, spelling, or rudeness
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Kisses----->All tongue, little lip pecks OR a little of both?
whom am i smackin?
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Approximately how many people work in sweat shops in Mexico? Is there any way to find out which companies run these sweat shops?
53 and apparently unable to see 54
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When love and hate collides, what happens.
a wedding
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Do you eat after 6:00 p.m.?
its always after 6pm-isnt it?
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Do you prefer shorts or pants? Why?
pants-short legs
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How do you get rid of the little skin tags?
dental floss suffocation
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Have people actually been decapitated by leaning out of a train window?
do you suppose the last thing they hear is "WATCH....."?
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Why am I attracted to a man 10 yrs. younger than me?
maybe you want to drive this time?
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What's St. Patricks day like were you live?
the best! we dye the river green!!!!!
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Do you wish you were younger?
i had a great childhood........its all been downhill
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I have a little girl(11months) and she goes to bed so late any advice?
ummm, i seem to recall that i determined my 11 mo daughters bedtime, not her. if you mean she wont fall asleep till late, maybe mommy needs to get up early, so that she does.
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Can some one help, i'm 16 and me and my boyfriend had unprotected sex... we had it after 2 days of finishing my period and i'm to late for the morning afterpill what are the chances of me becomeing pregnant?
because we were stuck on a desert island? trapped in an avalanche? being held by pirates at high sea? oh no? too stupid, and lazy? i would say 100%, and isnt that baby lucky!!!! 2 harvard graduates for parents, oh no? well, college grads, oh no??? too lazy and stupid to do anything right-huh?
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What is something with "holes"?
moley is definetly holey
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I'm in my late thirties. Is it over? Am I done?
jeez, i hope not
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Why am i losing weight? im eating normally and not trying 2 lose it but its dropping off!
diabetes, thyroid, any or all equal=whatsupdoc?
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To your friends, are you dog loyal?
my buddy jen-jen...is she ok?
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What do you think of people who drive in two lanes?
fat cars?
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What would you do if the man you love pictured your life with suddenly start being grumpy then wanted space what you do i dont want it to be over . no smart answers help advise
i would start a new picture without him, where i was all i needed
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Do you like boiled cabbage?
woof! stink
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Does American Idol bore you?
i never got hooked this season-yea! time to read a bo, booo, a book!!!
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Where is the best beach in the United States?
oak street-chicago
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With Kurt Warner resigning with Arizona, do they deal Matt Leinart away or do they continue to keep him as a back up for another year?
didnt he offer them a "deal" earlier today-huh!
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What is your quote in a movie, tv show or book? Who is it said by?
"balls said the queen, if i had them i would be king!"
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Best way to keep a King happy and home?(lol)
Seriously, need help! :P
sweaty sex, lotsa food, no responsibilities
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I was mentally rape by my ex my sophmore year but it still is stuck inside of me,my bf is trying his hardest to fix me because I am constantly depressed, I want to beat this but i don't know how, what should i do?
dont really understand the "mental rape"-but i do understand clinging to the victim role. if you have a man who is trying to have an honest relationship with you now-either poop or get off the pot, y'know? as far as mr mental rape-do not allow him to take one more second of your life, period!
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Are there cliques/friends on AB who always award points to their friends, no matter what their statement/question is?
oh you betcha!!!
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Lets share______________.
hugs
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How does a rat go through small holes inspite of them appearing to be larger than the holes?
the largest part of a rodent are their beenie little skulls!
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For people who don’t think marijuana should be legalized.
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/8952/asdasdash.jpg
yup-cant even set up a link-legalize it, then have a surgeon with a buzz do a little work
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What goes through your head while getting a prostate exam or cervical smear?
is he looking for change?
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Why does God suddenly change his personality between the testaments?(First hes all"You need to sacrifice animals to me", then Jesus is smashing up the temple market saying sacrifice doesn't matter.
THIS IS A JOKE- i tried a similar question months ago, and said he went to anger management.......woof! did i get it from the faithful!!!!!
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How is ecstasy made
intl educ funny
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What is the best online video site to watch movies and tv episodes?
fancast
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Who is the best cook ever
boyardee
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Why do jews constantly downrate people that oppose Obama!
better question, why do morons pick fights when they dont know the difference b/w an exclamation point, and a question mark???????? hmmmmmmmmmmm???????
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(inhale) my sr citizen, disabled, lo-income mother in nwindiana needs financial assist immediately. (exhale) (inhale) i am responsible, and am doing all i can-but she is literally minutes away from being w/o propane with which to heat her home-help?
i love the sarcasm-but-there is a question.....like are you aware of any agencies that may help immediately, or a government program? really the sarcasm is sooooo appreciated
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Michigan?
south haven
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When was the last time you made your lover breakfast in bed?
last.........nope, that would be never
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Need MONEY? Tell me how much, for what and if it will solve all your problems?
i need approx 12, 500 to get back to zero, and i will have taken care of moms medical stuff-no wont solve all my problems, but it would help greatly
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Is anybody else is sick and tired of those two guys - American and Japanese - in the AT&T TV commercial? I can't stand them any more. LOL
no, i love them.......sorry
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Could someone please tell me what it means if you cough up phlegm & blood together?
honey......time, way past time to see the doc in the box
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Why do Christians use their religion to hide thier homophobia?
wouldnt your life be easier with a "please berate the crap out of me!" sign?
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What do you do when no one is watching?
make sure its still there, since no one else is visiting
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Would you congratulate sophiesmom on losing her pb virginity?
yea me!!!
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Do you think Mike Vick got what he deserved?
has he expressed any genuine remorse, or just sorrow for his lost bread? i would call him a pig, but how insulting for pigs
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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?
222 answers.....would love to take a poll
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Has anyone ever heard of a baby eating its way out of its mother?
jesus! it is very creepy here at night......
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What advice would you give to an aspiring vegetarian? Preferably from other vegetarians who made the switch.
study alternatives, otherwise its easy to get fat-but defintely do it
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Have you ever downrated a question so that your answer would be #1?
GOOD LUCK -5
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My girlfriend wants to get pregnant and i also want to have a kid but were 16/17. We've been together for a year and a half... is this ok?
keeping it simple........."NO-NOT OK!"
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Have you ever received a traffic ticket?
2 in the last week, prior to that decades
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How can i pass a drug test after ive done opiates, pot, and alcohol?
let me, let me......."THATS WHY THEY CALL IT DOPE!!!!!"
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My mom keeps on smoking my sister and i are tired of trying to get our mom to quite
eegad, i am no longer a zenmonk groupie?! generally, i would agree, but-proper grammar is pointless while suffering from 2nd hand smoke. respecting choices? how about her choice to "mother" these children, and not deny them........oxygen?
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What do you feel when you listen to jazz?
a hep cat daddy o
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My friend has been married for 15yrs. Tired of her husband and wants him to leave and won't. What should she do?
"tired" is not enough to throw 15 yrs away. "tired" means we need to work
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I'm an 8-year-old boy and I've never had a girl friend, what should I do?
jesus-read a book
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How do you know if your partner aint attracted to you anymore are ther signs too look out for
they start correcting your grammar
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Have you ever tried drugs? How was your experience?
of course, fun, stupid, silly, time wasting, expensive, and oh shit addictive
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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?
shit
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What age is too old to go sledding?
when they no longer make replacement parts for your hips
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Do you think Hugh Heffner is a happening old dude or just an old pervert?
charicature
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What keeps you from going to bed at a reasonable hour and getting a good nights sleep?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Do you think it is a bad idea to get a tattoo as soon as you turn 18? why or why not. moral oppinions welcomed also.
may i just say that there is a reason we are not born with piercings, tatoo's, and other such sophisticated markings ?
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Do you think animals really should have rights?
absolutely-the denial of rights to the most helpless (children, animals) can only be met with the biggest, baddest karma-dont cha think?
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My friend has a crazy bitch of an ex gf and she's so not in love w him, but he cares about her anyways. She threatened suicide if he wouldn't take her back lovingly. He's so confused and hurt... I don't know what I can do- help?
suicide is not a game--he needs to tell her family, and then remove himself from this very unhealthy situation
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If you went to a movie with a friend and it was really lousy - would you leave?
i have walked out of one movie in 426 yrs on earth-----videodrome, i was young, it was creepy as hell
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Can you name me 3 things that you want very badly right now?
a purpose, a goal, a dream
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IM 24 she is 15 , how should i feel , what do i do ..
long story
move close to your favorite prison, so the family can visit easily
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What is on your bed right now?
2 mutts
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Other than water, name one beverage you can't live without?
coke acola
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What's the temperature outside right now where you're at?
It's 27 here.
-14
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Me and boyfriend are financing a car together, now he says he's gonna take it away if I dont do what he says
this is a no fix..............this is a "what i have learned............" so, what have you learned?
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What makes you you realize you are getting older?
one hundred million regrets
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Is bob harper of the biggest loser gay?
this is a simple question made with no judgement-if you feel compelled to dr it......why not have the "chutzpah" and state why?
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Best song from the 80s?
all those pat benatar, heart, poofy hair songs
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My girlfriend is almost certainly going to be sent to prison due to my secret using of her credit cards. Should I just keep quiet and enjoy the time she's away?
wow-life as a celibate middle aged geezer....not so bad anymore, thanks
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Am I creepy?
a wee bit
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How much personal wealth is too much personal wealth? Why?
as you can wear one pair of shoes at a time, some very enlightened people start there....
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Has anyone here ever been to jail or to prison and if so, for what?
yes, scariest poop in my life....failure to appear
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Am I wrong to hate black men? I am a black woman..and I think white men are the best..(no offense just my opinion)...I dont think I can ever fall in love with a black man.
of course its wrong to hate. everyone has initial physical preferences, and hopefully you are evolved enough to see past the "physicallity". relationships are hard enough-to arbitrarily eliminate 1/2 of the contestants is dumb!
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I just want to know how you feel about your life right now; Will you tell me?
wow!? the best part of my day, is falling asleep. i have no family to speak of, and no friends. i am isolated beyond belief. my life is truly awful.
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Were you given your name at birth or did your parents choose it beforehand?
prior....one for a boy me, and one fr a girl me-right out of the movies
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What never fails to make you shake your head in disbelief?
religious wars
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What's the best thing to do in the rain?
singin', or......sex
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Can Love turn into Lust?
excellent question, i think so.....but very unusual for long term lust
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What was the last thing you said to a loved one before they passed away?
i am sorry daddy
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Have you ever had pain in back bone? what you did.
divorce
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Did you have a big wheel when you were a kid? How old were you when you realized you were too big for it?
my big wheel squashed!
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Do you trust anyone with your heart?
i did kinda once, maybe not
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Are there things you try to deny?
inumerable
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If she puts out on the first date, can you trust her?
wha??? you can trust that she "puts out" on the first date..........or maybe she is a woman, and takes responsibility for her own sexual enjoyment.....or maybe she "puts out" fonzie
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Why do you think some young teenage girls always want to get pregnant?
i blame the women of my generation for an incredible lack of inspiration for these girls. we have actually frightened them backwards!
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Did you ever feel that your life was totally useless @ your job and in life in general,and have no reason why you were still alive ,and why god just won't kill you? What do you do?
i kiss my dog on the lips, eat a few brownies, find a bad monster movie on tv, and eventually try again tomorrow-good luck
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Why does Jesus want me pregnant?
i give....why does jesus want you pregnant?
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Help me name my new puppy. Its a male bull mastiff.
flower
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How do i go about setting up a meth lab?
start by removing your brain from your ass
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What's the opposite of self-righteous?
self wrongfoos?
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If you were asked to make a donation to a Charity ( it must be something you value) what would it be?
the donation or the specific charity?
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How could you be known well?
a monumental fraud
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Waht is your favorite bagel spread?
cream cheese with chives................yum
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What are your views of sex before marriage? I have met people that turn their noses up to people who have sex without a serious commitment.
if you are abstaining prior to marriage-WOW-why would you hide 50% of yourself from someone you love? how do you know if its love, without sex?
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Do i have to tell my job that im a 1st offender. if they do a back ground check will it show up
volunteer everything, hide nothing-the market is too tough to be shy, and good luck
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What is the difference between a wet and dry rate?
bout 200.00/hr
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Me and my fiancee are expecting a baby, and i already have a daughter of my own, i want him to move in my parents house with me when the baby comes for a few months to save money but he dosent want to, and i am very angrey at him. Am i acting irrational?
it is not necessary to have a baby as a result of having sex. do the world a favor, stop playing "house"-get a job, while you are lucky enough to have babysitters, and check them out...condoms are cheap.
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Who is your favorite author?
william saroyan
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Does anyone own a Ronco product? What is it you own and does it ACTUALLY WORK?
i forget the name of the grill-but it worked really well
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Who takes care of the aging parents in your family?
me........are you in that position?
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Did you ever hold in your fart for a period of time because someone was there near you, and then let it out later?
wow
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How would you start a conversation with your boyfriend about your sex life? Our sex life is basically no more and I want MORE. I have mentioned it before but he just jokes about it. How do I bring it up so that he knows Im serious?
your sex life is not dependent on his participation y'know?.........maybe, a little bit of confidence, and self exploration might tweak him just fine.....
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How do u deal with step children
tell them my version of hansel & gretel-the first time daddy comes home late from work, and its just us!
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As of right now, would you rather be playing Monopoly or LIFE?
monopoly-any good on line sites?
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Whatever happened to Howard Stern?
the emperor has no friggin clothes on -does he?
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Do you have a favorite See's candy?
yes...please
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What is the easyist way to get to Austria
flap real hard
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Has anyone reached the point that they feel like they are the parent to their parents?
oh boy yes!!! i am the sole caregiver to my elderly, ill mother. for those of you looking down that road-get prepared. financially, emotionally, physically-if i am lucky i will die before her-she is killing me may i add how touching this is that this response received -2pts immediately......let see "do you like cheese?"...ok, 700 pts for insipid!!!!!!!
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I just saw on the news,where a man and his wife got a divorce and he showed up at her house in a santa suite and shot his 8 year old girl and killed the rest of the family.So why do people say there is no Hell or Jesus wont cast someone into Hell?
....ok, dont eviscerate me really religious people.....but maybe, maybe the psycho, in-bred, mouth breathing bastard thought this was hell?!? ok, i have run away and covered my head in a protective manner...let me just say that i may have the record on being baptized into different religions....ok, damn me to h-e-double hockey sticks
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Women, what enrages you most about a failed relationship/marriage? Is it the financial upheaval, humiliation of being fired, self admission that you failed, knowing "he's" getting WELL serviced while your sleeping alone, or peer humiliation?
wow! i have to admit that one of your older questions caught my eye, or ire-and i had to delve deeper into this lunacy. so much obvious baiting, would that be the masters baiting-dunno? if you are over the age of 18, i applaud your vocabulary, and pity the girl you lose your virginity to. if you are over 18, really all i would want to say is "please vasectomy."
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Book lovers: what is this? (see image in answer)
book mark?
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How do I post an answer to a question on answerbag?
"ta-da!"
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What do you think about muslim people when you see them in public places?
truthfully, i think-why can i identify you (the muslim person) by merely looking at you? and damn, why wouldnt you make your life alot easier by making sure i couldnt?
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Do you still weep when you think of 9/11?
unless you personally knew someone who died-why would it affect you to the point of weeping?
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Are you parents still living?
my mother is friggin immortal-can you guess who is her sole caregiver?
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My mom is a really big slut, she always goes out with guys and brings them to the house, im a 16 yr old guy and it doesnt bother me but now its getting out of hand , what should i do?
write her a letter that she can read alone and not have to be "the bad mom"- but she can just be someone off course. take alot of time, an d effort with this letter. no name calling, and no drama. just facts...when you do this, i feel this, can you help me not feel that way please? good luck sweetie!
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What is the oldest food in your refrigerator that you can dare eat now?
i am debating about the leftover olive garden lunchen for lunch
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Have you ever been on Vicodin? How did it make you feel?
yup
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Who is hotter- Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
hot? angelina cute? jen
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I have had an abortion and if I had to i'd have another one. What's your opinion? Do you think i'm a bad person?
i think it shouldnt be birth control-there are far less expensive, invasive, and traumatic things available. you state "had to have"-i would change the whatever is putting you in that position. but thank god for roe v wade
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What liquid can you consume the most in one sitting and how much? (plain water, beer, coffee, etc.,)
soda-2 liters without batting an eye, or sloshing a kidney
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Do prefer the luxury of a hotel or do you like to rough it in a tent?
luxury please
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Why do you think Jesus loved worthless sinners like us so much that He would suffer and be mocked by His chosen pepole,and die for us?Why does He love us this much?
really bad deal?
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What is your favorite rap song
too fat polka
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Vegetarians:: how old were you when you became vegetarian, and why did you become vegetarian?
i was 20, and in nursing school. we had a rotation thru surgery, (gag) rib spreader, (big gag) bbq ribs for dinner.
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Do you think you failed your parents?
absolutely
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We know dinosours existed. why are they not in the bilble? or are they?
isnt the bible (uh oh) fiction? good fiction, but fiction
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I think im dead. Any suggestions on how to tell if i am?
still checking your ab-yep, dead if you are lucky
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Does your husband stay out all night without calling you?
seems to me that was attempted ONCE
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What's the first thing that pops to mind when i say ARABS?
duck
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If you could be anyone for a day, who would you definitely not be?
sarah palin
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How can I get rid of hickeys?
date someone of a higher class
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What is a good way to kick the habit of drinking Soda Pop? What are some good tips, etc. to kick the craving and habit? Thank you:)
carbonated water.......perrier, etc
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What do you do when you run out of questions and have nothing left to ask?
try the-do you like soup? ones, or butter,etc
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I'm 17, turning 18 this july, i've always considered going into the military, is it worth it? what should i know about it? someone with experience like to share their thoughts please?
no!!!!!!! if you still say " i am 17, going on 18"-i dont want you to lose that sweet innocence
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If Jesus came today or if you died would you be ready to stand before Him?
oh hell no
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Do you think barrock obamo sucks, i do in my opinion, do you agree he sucks like yo mamo did me last night?
i bet that took you all day to dream up
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Everything is beautiful in it's own way, what is beautiful to you?
puppies
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What is the most awkward question you have ever been asked?
when are you due?...... have since become a reformed fatso
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Have you ever said all the wrong things while assuming something.............. that was incorrect?
i like to think of myself as a great feminist-recently asked a woman to let me know when the doctor arrives-she replied "i am here"
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How can you tell if a guy is really into you when its a long distant relationship?
it doesnt stay long distance
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Why do people still think you should be married to have a child? or stay together just for the child? one has NOTHING to do with the other, really it doesn't, or do you think it does?
economics, role models(if they are lucky),stability.
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After you fell in love, you found out that s/he is your cousin, what would you do?
big shower
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How can you politely turn down family members who insist on visiting you at your home for the holidays?
introduce them to your new rabbi
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Whats is the one thing all women dont want men to say?
mind if i try your lingerie on?
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When do you know things are bad?
no let up-not at work, home, socially.....best part of the day is bed time
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What would you say if I shot you in the torso with a BB gun?
somehing that rhymes with block mucker
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Is anyone else sick of all the fill-in-the blank questions? Its like MadLibBag in here!
i am neither @#$# or ##@@ of them......could we quash imponderables like "do you like butter?"
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Considering that many who leave high school can barely read,write,or perform mathematics,is the educational system failing,also is there no standards for student performances in exams?
perhaps making beer should be pursued with your barley?
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Can you describe fear?
when your body reacts without any input from your brain
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What would you consider a good enough reason for you to leave answerbag.?
tried to leave a few times, cause i was concerned that i was taking arguments personally-which is nuts! but i came back-why? is there anything to win?
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Do you feel yourself connected to the ABers or not?
not in the slightest unfortunately
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If you where to be offered the opertunity to cheat in a Exam, would you?
is it in a subject whereupon i stinketh?
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What television show did your father watch all the time when you were a kid?
wrestling, ok i didnt say genius-just that i loved him
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Do you take Answerbag crushes seriously?
lord no
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If you give me your webkinz account i will give u mine i have got 69 webkinz account send to nigger@hotmail.com
how sad
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Do girls ever USE pick-up lines?
back in the day i had a few no fail ones-not like guys are hard sell or anything!
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Who's better Target or Walmart
wal mart is cheaper-target is a wee bit more attractive
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What is your favorite sundae from McDonald's? strawberry, caramel or hot fudge?
let me run some tests and get back to you
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You have a _________ in your _______
frog in your throat...hello kermie!
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Is it ok to date a man that is 42 years old when you are 19 years old?
ok? sure......dont expect to get out of bed too often
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Our electricity meter has been stuck for the last 14 months. Therefore we have not had a bill. What will happen? Will we be charged?? We will be moving out next month.
ruh roh .....somebody is a cheater, and the poop is about to hit the fan
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Mail or email Christmas cards?
mail
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Why do you keep coming back to AB every time?
an apparent obsessive need to score points to prove i am not an idiot?
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On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how much do you like the person you are?
good day i will go 4
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Why is incest illegal?
in bred mouth breathing morons
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I have like a piece of skin hanging off of me. Is there a pain free way of getting rid of it? It's almost like a wart. If not, what's the painful way.
Only serious answers need apply.
skin "tags" are sometimes indicative of diabetes so be careful-you could kinda strangle it with dental floss, hopefully cutting of the blood flow
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Do eggs expire? if they do not have the sulfur smell but the carton says they are expired, can i still eat them?
not worth it!
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Do you ever have one of those days where you just feel a mix of feelings and none of them are happy. You feel like everyone is against you, and even people you dont know are against you and pound you into the ground for asking a simple question.
its eithe high blood pressure or an emergency brownie iv stat!
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Are you the kind of person that doesn't try new foods because you're certain you won't like them?
definetly a happy in my rut type of person
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Will Goerge W Bush ever see and take responsibility for his mistakes in office?
dpnt think so-like oj actually believes he didnt kill nicole & ron
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I found out the my spouse has been talking/texting with another woman. I found his phone and he had stated to her that he loved her and that he didn't care how that would make me feel, had plans to meet her until I discovered the truth. What should I do?
i suggest that you have a plan ready. be ready to go. he has (unfortunately) used you both, with your consent once-so now he'll get slicker. i hope you guys havent had kids yet-cause then this requires more work than "c ya"
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Can love really be described in one word?
lust=sex.......love=???????
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I'm already learning two languages (Spanish and Portuguese), but what else should I go to school for if I want to work in for the US State Department?
chinese?
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Who has been to Paris? Did you like it?
been......just not sophisticated, i guess-i suffered culture shock when dealing with the parisians (sp?)-loved the architecture, etc-tho!
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Does your family have any additional traditions at xmas? we all get together to watch miracle on 34th street. done so since 1995.
poker on christmas eve-what can i say?
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Do you believe in Love At First Sight or should I walk by again?
lust isnt love without alot of time invested
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Im thinking about getting a tattoo on my arm... the word Believe. But i dont know what kind of font i should get it in and how big to make it....suggestions?
do you guys like my tattoo idea?
for those of us in geezerville-may i place one vote for "removable tatoo's?"
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I have a black suede jacket that I want to clean w/o going to the dry cleaner
i want to be tall, thin, blonde, and young-without stretching, dieting, bleaching, and time travel-got you beat!
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When was the last time you had shovel snow?
tomorrow, boy am i confused-or what?
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Hey Your_________Is ________
question is sucky..........sorry
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If a girl turns a guy down because she claims to already have a boyfriend, can the guy ask her for his picture?
only if she can ask to see your law degree-oh wait-youre not a criminal prosecutor, guess you had better just back the f off!!!
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What's bound to melt your heart?
dogs
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Have you ever begged someone not to leave you?
yep-not my proudest moment-sorry you are feeling that way
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Board games or video games? Which do you prefer?
board
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What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
superiority....now kiss my ring, bow, and back out of the room
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What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing?
purse-hopefully with cash
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Have you ever been to a Mediterranean beach and did you go topless or nude? Were others topless or nude and did you enjoy it?
it was heaven!!!!
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You and your entire family are being held by terrorists. They demand that you deny your religion and convert to theirs or they will torture and kill your entire family in front of you but set you free. What's your choice and why?
watch how fast i deny, convert, and tap dance. if i really have faith god will forgive me being a humanly coward
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Do you think a girl can be best mates with a boy?
is someone gay?
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Okay, first I just want to make this clear that I am not raciest, I can get along whether your black, white, purple, or green, I don't care your skin color doesn't matter to me. (For further details, please see my answer)
if your arguments are based on stereotypes the assumptions will be you are racist. if you are working from a genuine lack of knowledge, the best and most honest thing to do - is ask. people rarely get offended by honesty.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FEMALES WHO NEVER PLANNED ON HAVING CHILDREN?
every woman is not a mother
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If you could cancel one TV show, what would it be?
the bachelor
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I broke up with my girlfriend of three years on Monday. I was sure I made the right decision on Monday. However, I am now living in our house on my own and I really miss her! Does this mean I really love her or do I just not like living on my own? arghhh
it means "change hurts"
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The frontier-themed stories of the mid- 1800's often emphasized the mistreatment of Native Americans or the Romantic American hero or the struggles of the Abolitionist Movement?
okee dokee
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I'm getting married soon and getting ready to mail out invitations. Would it be okay for me to hand deliver my co-workers invitations or should I mail those too?
definetly mail
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What did muslims do to the U.S. to make us nervous of them?
911
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What is your prejudice? Mine is small dogs.
hunters and cigar smokers
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Have you ever been called an idiot?
not yet today
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If you are both a very compassionate and wise person, what would you call that?
wompassionate? no probably someone who lives in a bubble-they seem mutually exclusive to me-unfortunately
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What moral code do you live by?
luckily mine are pretty much a match for society
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Is a 34B breast size too big?
i love this question......................yes
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What do you drink more of, soft drinks, alcohol or coffee?
soda-close to 2 liters a day.....aspartame is a wicked ride
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How would you finish the sentence: "In my opinion today's society is too......."
speaking as a reformed "fatso"......FAT
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How do you get rid of a bad habit(smoking,bad relationship, or gambling)
you have to plan alternate behaviors-you just cant say "i wont"....its gotta be "rather than smoke, i will have veggies ready to eat all the time" with no alternative behavior we rely on impulse control-and that what got us fucked to begin with!!! good luck
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I have just found out that my girlfriend has been cutting herself. I took her to the local hospital because she said she was going to do it again tonite, and they admitted her and will not let me see her. Did i do the right thing?
absolutely-no matter how you two end up, she will know that you loved her enough to risk losing her, so that you really dont lose her-y'know?
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If you saw a young teen boy with a leather jacket, would you think anything of it?
lucky kid
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I want to go out with a hot girl. What should I ask her first?
what would you like for breakfast?
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This is a true ballbusting story from when I was 12
One day me in my cousin Meagan were in the hot tub. I got an erection and she asked me if she could see it. When I took off my suit, she kicked me in the nuts, grinding them with her heel. I passed out.
moral of the story? no matter what cousins shouldnt play dr?
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Who understands you almost as well as you do?
hank did
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If you could be any vehicle, what would you be? What year? What things on the inside? What color?
green mini cooper
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Who was your favorite movie Dracula?
frank langella.......be still my beating heart
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My 7 year old daughter is very sexually curious, and she doesn't try to hide it. She touches herself and others in inappropriate ways and likes to flash her "stuff" at people. Will finish in answers...
what more can she do to tell you she has been touched? have she been given a physical exam? has she had the chanc to talk one on one with anyone she trusts? any new man in your therefore her life? get your head out of your butt-and DO YOUR JOB!
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I have a staff infection on the back of my ankle and really its like a gigantic zit my right ankle is 15 inches around and my left one is 13 the docter says if the fluids dont drain by their self the hes going to cut it does any on now a way to drain them
dont screw around-mrsa can be deadly-take it very seriously
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What are computers
senator mccain?
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Please watch the video I've included a link to and post your thoughts on it.
very short and white-now i saw the video. was it supposed to shock?
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I got my tongue pierced and just recently the skin is hard by the bottom barbell. I noticed its a little white is it infected? If it is how do I get rid of it?
i'll bite.....remove the barbell???
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Should homosexual couples be allowed to marry?
i have no clue why it would impact my life in anyway-so why the hell not? deny anyone civil liberties-then none of us are truly free!
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Any ladies who are pregnant right now, what's some names your considering? I'm having a boy due in 11 weeks, my husband and I want to name him Jonas.
make sure you take into accounts his monogram-not trendy now but who knows? my poor daughter was "sap"
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Do women find bald men attractive?
if its no man, or bald man-totally bald? no, i will pass-fire up my handy dandy night time buddy
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Do you wear sunglasses, even when the day is not sunny?
yep-mole genetics
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What is the basis for the belief that companion animals go to heaven when they die? What would happen to the cows, pigs and chickens that we use for food?
all animals go to a heaven-how could it be any other way?
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What are your thoughts if a stranger says merry christmas, or happy holidays?
stop pressuring me
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When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind?
huh?
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How many owners has your current car had?
one
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Is there an evil which is not caused or defined by a society? (example please)
drought tsunami
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Who is your favorite baseball player?
ernie mr cub banks
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Do you avoid answering the phone?
yep i do
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Do beagles generally have more anal gland problems than most other small dogs?
weird-i had one beagle named bagle, and unfortunately had to learn how to evacuate her anal glands for her....who knew it would come in handy later? hmmmmmm?
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Whats your nearest border?
illinois, ohio, michigan
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Do you think criminal charges should be filed against people who trampled wal mart security guard on friday?
dont you?
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How can I too become a points whore?
congratulate everyone on any level increase, and of course there are always the profound questions "i like butter-do you?" or "making popcorn want some?"
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What is the wost accident you have ever had while riding a quad?
quad?
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I am now officialy jewish but the only probolem is i know nothing about jewish religions can you help me
so what the jewish fairy came and sprinkled you with gefilte fish dust when you werent looking?
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What would you imagine someone with the name "Brenda" to look like?
50'ish
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Have you ever asked yourself "What is the point"?
often, but always too late to avoid the massive depression that is lurking waiting to devour me
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Are you good at keeping your cool in crisis situations?
amazingly good-almost psychotically good-losing it is a luxury i have never been afforded
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How can I prevent the corrosion on the battery terminals of my truck?
coca cola
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I live in delaware how old do i have to be before i move out legally
of delaware? maybe start by being old enough to spell it correctly-tends to impress parental types more
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Why is Fox news the only place you can go to get the straight scoop?
that is very funny
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Do you like Jackfruit?
dunno, anything like jackrabbit?
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What "seen on TV item" have you recently purchased?
mighty putty
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If you farted and a guy beside you farted at the same time, a guy would say who did it but you and the guy will point at each other so what do you do?
excuse myself and move to the adult section
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Can someone give me 4 pharagraphs in your own words about king richard, plz?
pharagraphs? king dick was a time traveller to the ancient egyptian pharoahs?
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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?
phone sex
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How do couples swing? Does this mean they don't really care for one another? how can anyone male/female be ok with someone else making out with the "one they love"?
it comes down to learning and accepting that there is a difference between "making love", or emotion filled sex-and "f@#king" or emotion less sex.
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If you could be born anywhere, where would you be born?
lucerne
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Ruth lorenzo
interesting question
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I was at my local swimming pool and dived off the high dive and when I hit the water my bikini ripped off and I coudlnt find it. It was so embrassing and I had to run home naked and lots of people seen me. How do I get over this?
silly me! i didnt know it was a convention of in bred mouth breathers on ab again!!! here let me speak your speak......W E L C O M E
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Do gays celebrate Christmas and Thanksgiving? I have always wandered this myself, and wasnt sure whether or not to mail Christmas cards to my homosexual coworkers this year. I just know them being religious holidays may make them untouchable by gays
are you proud of yourself? did it take alot of effort to be so insulting, or is it a natural gift?
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Whose portrait do you want to appear on the $20 bill?
martin luther king
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Would you wish the genie free?
hot dogs , hamburgers , spaghetti and meatballs-POOF.......how did we do?
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Have you ever met a celebrity, what did they say and who was it?
yes-i fell madly in love with an emmy winning director-and screwed it up beyond belief
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Do you find that privacy is non existent in today's society due to camera phones, camera's on traffic lights, internet searches where anyone can pay to get background searches on anyone? I find that new technology is sort of a gift and a curse.
i was told at my last job to only assume that i am not on camera when i am literally in the bathroom stall
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Which movies make you cry everytime even though you have seen them before? what about them makes you cry? does this make you love or hate them?
brians song
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Which movies make you cry everytime even though you have seen them before? what about them makes you cry? does this make you love or hate them?
gigot
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Can you name a dangerous nut?
sean hannity
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What was the last beverage that you drank from a straw?
dont use straws cause i read that they give you those weird wrinkles from your lips....so far so good
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I would like to start a morning inter-faith prayer/meditation group on AB. Would you like to participate? (nb: The purpose is to generate positive energy in helping ourselves and others break through difficult challenges and to reach important goals. :)
sounds over my head-but never has a student needed such a teacher-so may i participate?
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If you were an aroma how would you describe yourself?
peculiar
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I washed my blue jeans with my favorite white shirt, the blue from my jeans faided onto my white shirt. how do i get the blue off so i can wair it again??? please help
wair? anyway, new shirt time there bubba!
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Do you think that you are tenacious or persistent?
arent they the same thing?
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When you hear someone make a racist remark, which emotion do you feel first, anger or sadness?
anger bordering on rage that somebody feels entitled to spread their
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What is it like in India? have you ever been?
i have been, and its like nothing you have ever dreamed of......stifling, filthy, ancient, beautiful, and thats just the dwellings
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Where's the best pizza in Chicago?
rosebudyummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Why is it called dry humping if i always need a towel afterwards?
naughty
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How can prevent headaches?
chiropractor
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Where should you go to form personal, platonic, long term relationships with people that are based on caring about eachother's feelings and hardships and being there when the other is crying and upset? Is there even a place for that?
the only way to connect on such a profound level is to stop searching, and let it find you
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Will obhama help his people?
his people? grow up
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Do you believe that man is superior to all animals?
thumbs?
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Is their dorms at pennsylvania state university
they is dorm rooms, and see-ment ponds too!
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What are your favorite "almost dirty" words? Mine are "masticate" and "succulent"
undulating
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What are your favorite "almost dirty" words? Mine are "masticate" and "succulent"
thrusting
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Do you believe in vampyres?
only the sexy ones
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If I was the child in your womb, would you have killed me?
if you tried to manipulate me by questioning my right to control my body, and everything to do with it.....can you spell hoover?
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Im 27 & I want to move out, because my mom & sister treat me trouble. Im the only 1 that cleans, I get blamed for everything, and their always in my business. I know if I move out they may lose the house but I cant be treated this way. Should I move out?
yes! you are at least 7 years to late. you are all adults-time to start behaving like one
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If you knew a guy liked you,but just for sex.the chemistery was great between the two of you,would you go for it?is there any chance he could eventually fall in love with you?
yes, even if all he wants is sex he will fall in love because the chemistry is soooo awesome. now can i have my 2 points back since i told you what you want?
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If you knew a guy liked you,but just for sex.the chemistery was great between the two of you,would you go for it?is there any chance he could eventually fall in love with you?
never miss a chance for great-PROTECTED-sex! fall in love? probably no......fall in lust-hell yea
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I know that my father hits my mother. My mother and I have gotten closer in the past year and she tells me when he does this which is not often maybe once every couple of months. I don't live at home anymore but what should I do?
you should make sure that if your mom needs to leave that she can come to you, and you will help her to find the help she obviously needs. but even more important than that-you can make sure that she knows that because of her-NO MAN will ever lay a hand on you in anger. NOT ONCE-NOT EVER. make sure you learn from her very sad example.
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I just found out that my fiance is still married to his "ex-wife" but that they have been separated for 6 years. He claims that he was divorced when we started dating. After 3 cancelled wedding dates, should I try to work this out with counselling?
its gonna hurt-but obviously no-the trick is to not let this BIG HURT affect you for a very long time. i am sorry
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Who do you miss when they aren't on Answerbag?
yknow i didnt know nelson at all-but i miss that doggie avatar
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Would it be rude to ask a guy why he has so many condoms around, in his car etc.? I don't want a guy who sleeps around!
you think maybe he is making balloon animals?
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Placement of information on a title page
yes, do go on-its fascinating
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Would you let anyone go inside your mind just for one day?
would they bring snacks?
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What are Reasons to Kill Myself? i have a couple reasons but i would like some more before i acctually do.
not funny, or clever. if you are actually hurting that badly-get help. no one is totally alone, so your death would truly hurt someone you dont intend to hurt. if you are just having a pity party-enjoy it, but keep your perspective...and here is a hug, i hope you feel better. really.
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I just took 15 325mg aspirin tablets, how long do I have left? This is a serious question. I want to straighten a few things before I go.
not funny or clever-but profoundly sad whether its bs, or not
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I love smoking weed & im only 13. My older brother got me into the drug yet idk if im addicted. I smoke everyday & feel like i can stop when i have to, but there currently is no motivation to take a brake from it. So Someone with experiance, can you stop?
what are you needing to medicate yourself from at the ripe old age of 13?
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Do you have a dog at your home?Which breed?
mutts
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Finish this limerick: 'There once was a man called McCain.....'
who sold out just for the fame
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4 all da ppl dat answerd my question im serious bout dis an im not tryna get @any1 my husband is the 1 dat tryn 2 get me pregnant stupid no matta how i said no smart answers if u were smart u would hve known wat i was sayn. dnt answer my questions no more
it is a fact that sperm cast off their life preservers when swimming in a void. honest. my suggestion? skul, or sckool
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What other ways can you express laughter on the internet? (tired of LOL )
yuk? or maybe yuk-yuk.....tee-hee?
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My boyfriend freaked out because i left his side for less then 15 minutes to tlk to a friend. He kept on saying how he is allways paying attention to me, and i am not to him...what do i say to him?..i am in love with him.
sometimes its good to be old-thank you for the reminder
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What needs fixed around your house?
i killed a ceiling fan,,,being handy
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(VIDEO INCLUDED) McCain's Alzheimer's kicks in. Just watch.... My question is... is this guy for real?
its actually sad, if i wasnt scared that he could win
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When a CL says this " I do suggest that you two steer clear of each other.", what exactly does that mean?( I think I know ~ I just want to be sure I'm right)
thanks-i missed you
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My husband has been lying and looking at porn i have asked before when finding him watching it if he enjoyed and he said no. Why do man ly? I give him everthing he asks for in the bedroom. By finding this out I feel very unatactive. Is this normally?
your husband is sneaking off to watch women who ONLY want to f*&k, and i mean like animals. no emotion, no baggage, no worrying about pleasing-just get yours-so to speak-then watch me get mine over and over-till you can rejoin the party. how do you win? remove the sneak factor. watch it with him. and just have sex. dont MAKE LOVE- its alot of effort sometimes
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Movies are a great way to ___________.
eat unhealthy food
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Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually?
quicker than you can take a shower to wipe the icky off
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What's the deal with tipping? I am on a trip for my company and I needed to take a cab from the airport to the hotel. My company's policy is not to cover tips and I feel that I shouldn't have to tip the cab driver as I will not be able to recover those co
shuttle bus diamond jim
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What do you think is the worst thing about the internet?
a false sense of anonymity
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How did you finesse your way out of a sticky situation?
great self deprecating humor, and astounding ego apparently
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Is romance a necessity for you?
unfortunately apparently not
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Is it possible to sleep standing up?
yep, but eventually i fell-down-asleep
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I am struggling to stay with my partner. We have been together for four years. I love him but I keep trying to find ways to get out. He's a great guy. I just want to know if I should stay if I'm just comfortable?
stop trying to make drama. i think real love is drama-less. it is comfort, and calm, and peace. if you miss the adrenalin so much, start sky diving.
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What is your opinion on tonight's presidential debate?
obama, thank god
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What has happened to integrity in our country (USA)?
dumbing down of amerca-pray for obama, its time to raise the bar
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Have the flies gone insane this year?
mosquito magnet here-hope they all die a horribly painful death...uh oh karma
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Is Jewish a race or a religion? If you convert does that change your race?
think of it as a culture and/or a religion. like, russian jew, hence the person is of russian descent, but worships in the jewish faith. someone from israel, could be a "jewish jew?", or more likely just israeli, or just jewish.
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Who do you think should be president of the u.s.?
i will put my faith in the self made harvard educated, university of chicago employed, civil rights attorney with very little concern
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Do you think the Americans exaggerated the Holocaust with 6 million Jewish deaths? Its like believing the Nazis had a secret journal which recorded 6 million deaths and the Allies managed to find it?
pure unadulterated evil, and it was blown out of proportion, eh? you ned to spend a little time examining your motive for asking that, then may i suggest you apologize for using such a vile word to grammy, please?
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Who do you call if somebody you're living with dies? (This hasn't happened to me - I'm doing research for a story) How long does it take for them to arrive? How long does it take for them to pick up the body and clean it up? What is their process?
police-ambulance-hospital-funeral home-all 24hr establishments
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Why do you think some people do not ask questions?
questions generally take thought and effort-a knee jerk-emphasis on jerk- response takes neither and racks up points
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Pre-med vs. Business vs. Law
Which would you pick and why?
motivation is what? money, interest, altruism?
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Whats the difference between a pitbull and Sarah palin?
a pitbull wont hump john mccains leg
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How do i get out of an abusive relationship when everytime i leave he hurts himself or everytime he leaves i cant let him because if i agree he freaks out?
listen, actual relationships are almost drama free-it is so calm it can be boring-OR PEACEFUL AND TRUSTING AND ACTUAL REAL LOVING. so if you think you are worth more than a punching bag-get help to save yourself. if not, i am sorry for you.
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How do i get out of an abusive relationship when everytime i leave he hurts himself or everytime he leaves i cant let him because if i agree he freaks out?
obviously you are both addicted to the drama that you supply each other so stop trying to leave-the abuse? you wouldnt stay one second unless you think he has a right to beat you-kinda pathetic, huh?
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My long-time boyfriend's 9 year old daughter sleeps with her mother. They live with the grandparents and share a room and a bed. This has been going on for a couple years now... It seems MOM needs this more than 9 yr. old. Healthy? Harmful?
you are in a no win. dont get middled b/w ex's and parenting, and sour grapes-just spoil the heck out of her every chance you get.
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If I go out your front door , turn left and walk 30 feet, where am I?
horse pasture.....probably a giant poo, too...sorry
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You're in the shower and you're out body wash. You substitute with ______.
shampoo
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Without using the bible, how do we know god is real? What proof is there, besides what the bible says?
puppies
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In 50 words or more convince me that god is real
puppies
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Who was president when you were born?
millard fillmore
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What can you make out of one piece of paper?
a divorce thank god
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Why does Bush need 700 billion for his dropout plan?
bail out, tho i like dropout
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He is going to mow your freakin grass and you know his name is kyle gass!
got to be some mod points here-ty
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My best friends are the ____ type.
canine
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What percent of your dreams would you estimate are of an unpleasant nature?
the ones i recall are 100%
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Are American and British culture linked in any way?
define culture
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How would you like to have your body painted?
dark-slimming yknow
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If a woman continuously goes back with the children to a man who beats her, what would you deduce from her behaviour?
she is a child abuser too-by enabling
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Can you name a great twentieth century entertainer whose career started out in vaudeville?
bob hope
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My cousin is 13 she had her first son when she was 12...her bfs mother just took her to have an abortion and my aunt had no idea she was pregnant... what should my aunt do?
please tell me that you made that whole little scenario up due to some need for attention......please?
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Should i go back to a violent relationship of 4 years? but i love him so much.........
the fact that you dont know 4 yrs of violence from a loving relationship says that a-you are mentally challenged, or b-you will be soon enough with a few more beatings-GET HELP-YOU ARE A DANGER TO YOURSELF
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So... anyone know a site that i can watch House episodes for free?
try fancast
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Where is the best place to have sex?
very very crowded and distracted elevator.....79th flr..going down
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Is it illegal to post naked pictures of an ex girlfriend on myspace? and if it is how can i do it so that it wont be illegal
why not take the high road-she wasnt sharp enough to not take those pictures-you show her what class is and send them back to her!
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Sarah Palin or Joe Biden on Foreign policy experiance? Why? Joe Biden has had seven years (2001-2008) of experiance of being Chairman of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations while Palin can see Russia from Alaska.
even tho i agree with you-sounds like a statement of fact, rather than a question.......so maybe we should ponder whether much better hair (the governor) qualifies her to be president in case of emergency(say a 72yr old 4x cancer survivor assuming the worlds most pressured job)?
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Is it wrong to play sexual head games with your wife? (if it's only in fun)
do you take it as well as give it? head games that is
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Can you name a song with the word "house" in the title?
little pink houses?
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I want to lose weight,and plan on eating nothing but a one bowl of cereal per day for a whole month,my mom tells me that I cant do it,& that I'll pass out,what do you think?
i think you will get thru 2 days-lose your teenage mind-and bury yourself alive in oreos. be smart, join a group, make changes to improve your health. not ruin it!
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I cheated on my husband with his best friend my husband found out went to his house and told his wife .I was also with my sisters husband also his best friend now ower familys are messed up were all not talking .
you want a medal? how bout a chastity belt there sparky?
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What’s your favorite kind of muffin?
stud
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Unemployed, uninsured, flat broke. IF my first suicide attempt fails, how will any resulting medical cost be handled? I don't want to leave my family stuck with MY debt. Will hospital go after family? Are states/hospitals obligated to help?
do you really want to estimate the best deal you can get on a suicide? what do we look like "suicide-max?" listen, i hope maybe you smiled a little. i have been struggling alot lately too. here is what i know................what? i sound like yoda? write back if you want
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A punk pulls a gun out on you and demands your money. You _______.
urinate like a racehorse-give him my $2.78-apologize profusely for both-then do my old lady geezer run-and run away
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Ladies:Would you make a great wife?
i am thinking (ouch) only for myself would i be a great wife.....did i just lapse in to yoda talk?
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What do you think of this statement on the ethics of meat eating? "If you do not hunt, you ethically should not eat meat."
how about=if you are not willing to observe the slaughter, followed by the disection of the cadaver, then you havent earned the right to consume that corpse.
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Is it still cheating if one or both of you dosen't remember?
no, thats alzheimers
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When you see someone with a hickey what do you think?
i think they must be orphans
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Sarah Palin. She opposes most sex-ed, decriminalization, and most environmentalism. She thinks that the soldiers in Iraq are on a mission from Gawd. She can read a teleprompter. What other great things can be said about her?
damn i forgot, "MOTHER, MOOSE-HUNTER"
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If im pregnant why come i havent had any morning sickness?
why come? god, let us all pray "you aint"
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If you had the money what book would you make into a movie?
anything written by saroyan
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Are you going to sleep well tonight?
never do anymore, but thx for asking
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Should women be allowed to be friends with the ex`s even if it really bothers their current boyfriend?
if men and women are claiming to be friends-especially after having been sexual-somebody is fibbing!
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Are you living in denial?
absolutely, and its biting my rear right now
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There's nothing more romantic than ________.
touching yourself with his hands
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What's your favorite muppet?
who is your favorite muppet, not what=jeez!!!!!
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At this moment in time, what expression do you have on your face?
grimace
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Has the Feminist Movement resulted in better employment, social and political opportunities for women today or are they actually disadvantaged by increased expectations? What do u think?
i think the downfall of the feminist movement may likely be the election of sarah palin.
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Im 16 and emancipated can i marry my boyfriend legally?
some might ask...why you dont know, seeing as how you are emancipated and all,,,,,,
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My BF of four years just dumped me, the day before my birthday! How can I stop wanting to kill myself?
live, live well and with style, always be gracious when you see him(otherwise it looks like he hurt you-get it?)-and take great pleasure in knowing that he will feel like this was his biggest mistake of his life
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Have you been involved in a fight? If so how did it make you feel?
physical? god, no-if i did it would make me feel neanderthal
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If the person you aren't voting for gets in, what is the absolute worst (based off of facts, not speculation) that will happen during their term?
if mccain is elected, it will prove the male supposition that women are emotion over intellect as they will have swung what should have been an extremely powerful vote to vote for the "tough cookie" *gag*
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Is the glass half empty or half full? Or did some just steal my glass?
leaking
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Tongue in you ear ... Does it tingle you or not? ... Have you had? ... Do you do? ... Would you?
love it love it love it
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Who do you think is the most despicable person in politics today?
y know "w" is too easy-i am a die hard liberal so hang onto your right wings! i think the most despicable person may be john edwards. not because of wifey-poo ya-da ya=da-===but because he launched a campaign at such a needful time in america, saying the right things, and jumping into the sack and laughing his wayy to the delivery room.
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Who do you think is the most despicable person in politics today?
w
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Have you ever stood in your garden at night in the pouring rain, naked? How did it make you feel?
mosquito bitten
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Which player is more legendary in your opinion: Michael Jordan or Wilt Chamberlain?
for b ball? mj
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Are you a man-eater?
in my dreams
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Do men play mind/head games?
not their nature
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How can you love someone so much that you allow to be hurt so bad and want to come back?
hurts so good-huh?
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If I pull out after 10 seconds or so, what are the chances of getting the girl pregnant?
price of a condom? vs trying to live with hiv, or if youre lucky at least 18 yrs to pay for the honor of being daddy
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It's been 3 weeks, I smoked a little bit of weed that was mixed with tobacco. I barely had any, and didn't even get high. I never smoke, so this was a one time thing. The job I'm applying for requires a piss test. Will I pass a piss test for a job?
grow up, its called urine...........and no you wont pass, because you didnt want to and had to smoke-even with a warning! get why it might not be too good for you yet?
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Where can I find serious Q&A on AB? I’m new! I thought maybe it was a resource. But I guess it’s phooey on me. Anybody want to buy my membership?
well mr cranky pants, why not look for a section about........."hats?"
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What are your views on incest?
geez, why dont you guys move to a big city? give me the "willies" and NO i dont have a cousin willie
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If you could only use one spice for the rest of your life on food, what would it be?
paprika
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I know this is silly but, what if my girlfriend gave me a handjob and i cummed all over her hands and accidently got some on my hands. If wash my hands but not my nails, will she get pregnant if i fingered her 3 hours later?
holy christ, please tell me you are 11 yrs old
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Can you take legal action against a neighbor who urinates on his property where you can observe it from yours?
since he is so proud of himself, may i suggest youtube?
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Who do you think is the hottest chick on earth
angelina jolie.....i would go gay for her
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Why is it OK to berate Americans and not be accused of being racist? But say something bad about someone of another ethnic background and it's considered racist? Something not quite right surely?
the only real americans are native americans, or indians. if the statement that is "bad" has its basis in a judgement based on someones ethnic background then it is based in superficial ignorance.
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I'm 16, and my boyfriend is 21. I've been told that my parents can chage him with statutory rape because he's 5 1/2 years older then me. Is that true?
faster than you can say "zip it"
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Would it bother you if your fiance wanted to name your new baby the same name as his ex-wife?
not right naming a baby "that worthless whore"...just not right
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If me and you are going on a date....Am I driving or are you driving?
me and you will discuss your grammar as i drive
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Is Barry Manilow straight or gay?
yes
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If you don't show for court on violation of probation can they come to you home to arrest you?
dont count on the several months-maybe, if its a big city....but if its not...."oy"
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If you went outside to get the paper and saw your neighbor run a kitten over with a lawnmower, cursing and spitting this way and that, would you think differently of him/her?
DUDE-PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN
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What would you do if you had a daughter who was cutting her face off with a rusty knife because she thought she was ugly?
OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
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If you got home one day and found your s/o sacrificing a lamb in some satanic ritual, bathing in the lamb's blood and tearing it's flesh from it's bones, would you break up with him/her?
OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!
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Is the name Humphry too old-fashioned to give a baby today?
not too fond of the baby, eh?
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What is your favorite kind of donut?
cruller-or-kruller
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I got married on 3/25/08. A week later my wife decided she wasn't sure if she did the right thing. She left the house and remained in isolation for months. Recently she has been friendly with me and wants to see me. What do you think she wants?
i dont care what he wants.......DONT HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM. just dont add a pregnancy to the looney dance!
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Have you ever been to the ocean? Where do you live?
i prefer lakes-they seem cleaner...anyway, i am a midwesterner
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What's the closest river to your house?
kankakee (oooooh, exotic!!)
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What board game would you rather play: Scrabble, Monopoly, Life, Risk or Candyland.
monopoly
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Found in childs room a white oblong or oval shaped pill with the marking GG 957 on one side-can anybody help me identify this pill. I am very concerned as he is only 14 years old!
what pill would it be ok to find in your 14yr olds room?
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If you would rather live in russia, china or usa...which one would you choose?
may i visit the other 2 please?
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He has a girlfriend and he make an affair with someone ,do you think he still love his girlfriend?
love and sex are apples and oranges
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What's your fave scene in JAWS?
"gonna need a bigger boat"
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My psychologist has recommended I don't have a job right now, while we're sorting out my mental health issues and experimenting with medications. What should I tell people I just meet when they ask what I do for a living?
tell them you are independently wealthy
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What's the opposite of arouse?
marriage
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Does anybody have any words of wisdom to live by?
"balls!" said the queen "if i had them i'd be king!"
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What baseball team do you think has the best fans behind it?
CUBBIES-R U KIDDING??????????
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Be honest, do you ever still pick your nose?
no, but i pick my friends,,,,,,,
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I cant sleep
anger issues?
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Can my dog sense my boyfriends anger issues?because he used to not be scared of him & now he is.
absolutely-dogs sense many unspoken things.
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My Husband has bone pain in his entire body (over 2 years now). Every test has been done. Is there anything that might not be looked into yet ,like something unusual the Doc might be missing?
depression?
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How do you spell this word? AS - SPES - TUS (sounding it out as best as I can.) (It can be deadly and used for buildings.)
asbestos
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I ask a question and as soon as I ask it, it gets an automatic -5. I don't understand how some people can be so mean. Why do they do this?
have you had a snarky exchange with someone?
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What color would you pick for the feeling "worried"?
mustard yellow
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Could dogs possibly be the most perfect creature on earth?
without a doubt!!!!! all love and kisses and loyalty all for the daily belly rub!
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Do you sin more than you should?
holy shit yes!!!!!!!!!
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My husband of just under a year found a pack of cigarettes I had stashed in my desk. He hates smoking and has told me not to come home tonight. I am typing this from my parents home. They don't like smoking but they take care of family. Shouldn't he?
unless you are a 14 yr old child bride-why would you allow yourself to be banished from your home?
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Is bed wetting in adults looked down on By other people?
unless you are very young, or very old-see a doctor because yes, its problematic
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If you were cought masterbating what exscuse would you use
sorry, i was just looking for change
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Fake breasts = more sex. True or false.
fake probably means a lot less inhibition so i am betting on.....more
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Why don't cheerleaders cheer at girls events?
they do
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Me and my boyfriend have been together for 2 years and have 3 daughters. I know he talks and flirts with other girls. Im worried that it will go to far what can i do to make him stop?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-sorry. you have children together, and you are playing "flirty jealousy" games? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, sorry. you want the way to fix the problems? you-tubes tied, him-snip/snip. your poor children-adoption asap. see now you both can be idiots again without being child abusers?
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What words and terms in society are past their time, and should be disposed of?
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i beg you
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Do you still listen 70's and 80's songs? which singer or song?
i am such a geezer......"eagles"
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Did you ever just want to die? fall asleep and never wake up?
for the past 4 years, every single day
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Are you a Howard Stern fan yes or no?
please give me a root canal
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Why most of African nations are in a constant civil war?
poverty, lack of education, and no "clout" in the world economy
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What does it mean when they say australia is becoming 'americanized'?
unfortunately, its probably not a compliment
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What is your favorite flavor of Cake?
grilled pineapple with marashino cherry icing
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Ive been guided through my entire life (19y) by myself. Parents BADLY neglected/didntGivAFUK about me so i raised myself.leaving me with no influence, only adapting to the unacceptable abusive environment i was use to.How does this affect me &my life now?
i do alot of work with horribly abused dogs. dogs and children forgive their abusers everything in the search for love-so-before you leap into a relationship with a "man" not "boy"-stop-live quietly, painlessly, calmly for a year or two. learn how to love yourself, before searching for anyone who will love you. you cant possibly know what love is.
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My sons dad does not help me with finances with our son, i pay for EVERYTHING and take care of him BY MYSELF once a week his dad wants to see him on "his terms" should i let him?
love your son more than you hate his dad. does he want to see his dad? is visiting your son "up for the highest bidder?" if there is a next time "play house" with a more responsible man-in the meantime all this BY MYSELF drama is called motherhood.
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Are people gonna start dressing nicely when Jesus comes back? Stop wearing miniskirts and hide the muffin tops? Cleavages?
huh?
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Should I let my 17 year old get married if she's pregnant?
why add to the tragedy?
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My dog poops blood he cant keep anything down , he looks exhasted.He throws up clear stuff, he wont eat or drink anything. We even tried boiled eggs , which are to cure things like this ,The vet is to expensive and i am counting on you for help ! PLEASE !
if you cant afford help-call your humane society-BUT CALL NOW-your dog is obviously dying, and probably in great pain. stop being selfish
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For those that travel, what is the most beautiful place you have been to?
lucerne switzerland
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What are your favorite healthy snacks? After &before a work out. (apple slices w/peanut butter, cottage cheese &fresh fruit, granola &nonfat yogurt, etc)
only the middle of the oreo....crunchy cookie be damned
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What do you think of when you think of Kansas?
toto
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My short friend is 6 months into her prenacy and she smoke about 4 hits of dat reefer once in a while. i would say bout twice a week. Will it have any serious affects on here unborn baby girl? and say the truth, dont be sayin some nonsense just to scare!
the fact that you are asking proves that (pardon me "dat") screws your judgement. would you blow smoke in an infants face? why? if you are her friend INSIST she get help. otherwise the 2 of you are nothing but child abusers.
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You like my name and avatar?
dont tell anyon-but i am too challenged to download, or upload, or sidestep a cute avatar....oh hell
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I cheated on my boyfriend with his brother, not intentially one thing led to another. i might be pregnant. me and my boyfriend always use protection, if he finds out im pregnant what do i do?
you just resigned your right to be an idiot any longer if you are pregnant. if you abort, you still better re read the growing up chapter-and you know what to do. do whats right, and nobody cheats by accident unless he had a gun.
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When you enter the bathroom, and the tub curtain is closed, do you check behind it before continuing your business?
hell, now i will
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Should a guy get his eye brows arched?
only if he is a mono brow-otherwise too, too groomed!
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Wat is the difference between teen love and adult love?
realizing that you have to get out of bed sometime
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Have you ever been depressed? (Don't post if you feel uncomfortable talking about it!)
sometimes i wonder what life without depression would feel like
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How much is gas per gallon by you? And what state are you in?
$4.19 chicago
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How often do you hang out with your neighbors?
ewwww
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Did you have a baby shower every time you were pregnant? Isn't the point of a baby shower to get gifts? Couldn't you have just reused the furniture and clothes that you had from your first child?
why didnt you just opt out of attending rather than begrudging a new baby a new present?
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Do you think, the Answerbag Top 5 of the week people, get Downrated more, since they are at the top?
noooooooooo(lemme at em)
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What are the disadvantages of being a mistress?
plain and simple-the only disadvantage is mistaking it for playing house....it is playing un-house...which is house without responsibility, or rules, or christmas's, or birthday's, etc
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What would you like to do before you get too old?
make myself proud of myself
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Have you ever hated someone that you loved?
its a fine line, or a fine wine
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What does love mean to you?
infatuation
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What current song of any genre best describes your life and personality?
city lights by detagoh
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Is alphabets like a,b,c,d....z have its own left & right.
mod points, i love mod points!! thank you lmnop
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Which is better for you: reading a great poem by a "Great Poet" or writing a mediocre one yourself?
write yours, please
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How much sleep is too little sleep? Can someone survive on 2-3 hours of sleep a day?
you will suffer from lack of rem sleep. rem is where your brain goes to dream. you will be a significant danger behind the wheel of a car, just like a drunk. impaired is impaired. so, no-do not think you are surviving on 2 hrs of sleep. you are just an accident waiting to happen.
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What is your favorite game of all time?
mine is SPELL CHECK....not yours tho-huh?
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Did you know cheating is as sinful as murder or rape?
tough crowd you run with
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How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body? ~Laurel Hoodwrit
wow, truly an excellent question...........maybe never
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Is Luka Magnotta and Lindsay Lohan now dating? OMG
are, are, are they dating? if they ARE how would that alter your life?
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What are the advantagea
of computer
over what? an abacus?
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What year were you born, and how old are you today?
i take the fifth
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Would you rather be a child or an adult for the rest of your life? why?
child! i had a devine childhood-which has morphed into one long hellish adult life
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I had a bit of a scuffle on here one day and now the whole comment thread is deleted, which is a good thing, but I am wondering how this happened?
isnt that weird when that happens?
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Quick, write ur name (or someone's u know) and add to it's end -ly and then an adjective!! write it down for me :)
laurenly blushes?
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Have you ever been arrested and was read your rights? Did you give up your right to be silent?
yes, no, god no i was too busy crying to be silent!
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What's your first thought when you see a girl who has her nose pierced? (aside from 'her nose is pierced'
how nasty it must be when you get a cold-okay, i am a geezer
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What appliance did you think you'd ever want, but now can't live without?
a cylindrical object at bed time
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Ever get back to basics and just really appreciate being alive, feeling good, etc.?
its been about 2 thousand years, but congratulations to you!!! i hope it lasts a long time
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How long does it take to get a taxi cab to your front door?
at least an hour-very rural
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To you, what is an endearing characteristic in a person?
big ole sense of humor!!!
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Do you like avacados?
never tasted them, they look slimey-or is that asparagus?
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Is there anyone on AB that you do not like or not get along with them?
one person, it is bizarre how much we fight
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Has your baby ever been mistaken for the opposite sex?
only on the phone,,,,very early, or very late-OKAY I AM AN IDIOT, DIDNT READ "BABY"....gotta get that kid off the phone, tho!
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Whats your middle initial?
r
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Could you ever try out for Cheerleading in front of the whole school? I did!
it took me 3 years to work up the nerve, and i made it. i was the worlds worst cheerleader!!!! but it was kinda fun deflating that myth, altho it would have been neat to be the world best cheerleader-just not in the cards. ps congrats on doing it sweetheart! just dont let anything hold you back
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Women with large breasts do you really get offended when people look at them? or do you like the attention? or would you like to slap them?
if they are "dressed for exposure" of course not, if it is obviously not the case i absolutely get offended
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Can you make a girl talk to you?
only if she is a puppet
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What is the greatest movie dance sequence , in your opinion?
singin in the rain
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Is being a hopeless romantic (believing that love truly does conquer all believing in soulmates etc) necessarily a bad thing? Some of my friends think I am a sucker for still believing in what they see as fairy tales. What's your opinion?
i would say you must be a delight in the early infatuation stages of a relationship, and once that phase has run its course-woof-you must be a greek tragedy.
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Has one writer, public figure, philosopher (total stranger) changed your life ...in a good way? Please share.
william saroyan was a complex nut, who wrote stories that read like poetry. god i love him
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GF broke up with me needs some space. Might get back together but doesnt know until finds out who she is. I love her but she seems to be playing games. Last night she knew I went out to have some fun and texted me "I miss you". Should i respond?
only if you like repeating history
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My three year old got his daddy's razor and cut his upper lip pretty bad, I finally stopped the bleeding. Is thaere anything I can do to take the sting out?
stitches
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I have been dating this girl for 6 months. She had an emotional personal experience and couldn't get hold of me, so she called he ex and talked as friends. She wants me to not worry but I'm jealous. Is this normal or am I overreacting?
can you spell "emotional blackmail?" so, be at her beckon call, .....or else? she has no close girl friends?
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How do you feel about me being a volunteer CL?
what is a cl?
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Do you think part of the reason Angelina Jolie does so much charity work is to detract from the fact she essentially stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston (whose career is going downhill)?
wow..no, and no...and really?
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Do you think Brad Pitt is ugly or handsome?
he is a cupcake inside and out
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If you could look inside of yourself what would you see?
profound darkness
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Is she/he to keep you awake?
if i am unsure if she or he-then you are right I AM AWAKE
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Why are members such whiners about not getting points or getting trolled? this site isnt about points.
sorry, i had to flag you for points for the wrong category, what were you saying?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word Macho?
ashamed to say .......a pro wrestler
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I am back, ya can't believe the things they do to you in PB...I'll ask for laughs, anyone miss me?
rock on elvis!
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What is a slang word you hate? i hate dork..
AWESOME.....PSYCHOTICALLY HATE THE OVERUSE (sorry to yell) salads are awesome, cheese is awesome, people are awesome-its insane...where are my awesome pills?
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My Gfs parents are very judgemental. I feel i should be able to be myself around her family instead of pretending to be somone else. Isn't it more imporant that i make her happy? then the boyfriend that her parents want?
if you make her parents happy will your life be easier? in a perfect world nobody pretends to be anyone they are not.....no such thing as a perfect world.
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For those of you who seem to spend so much of your day on answerbag, what do you do to support yourself, what kind of job do you have that allows so much time on answerbag? I WANT ONE!
jealous? i am independently destitute
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Say you are 90 years old, very sick, and very wrinkly and weak. If bathing in a tub full of virgin's blood, and the virgins were children, would bathe in it to feel 30 again? And you'd have to bathe in a tub of blood monthly or you would die.
you had better hope you dont live in los angeles
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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose?
grammar geezer!!!!!!!!! correcting grammar, spelling, and over used words and phrases.
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Do you usually get what you want?
wow-i used to, ALL THE TIME. then someone slammed that door shut. i have had about 5 yrs, literally without catching one break. karma is a bitch
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Pathetic or romantic? A man climbed into a freezer with his dead girlfriend in Taiwan. What do you think?
psychotic
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At what moment, or level, did you realize you were "in it" for the long haul? (ab addiction!)
i am still trying to figure out WHY is it addicting?
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Is it weird that my boyfriend of almost 2 months falls of the planet for two or three days at a time? i don't hear from him at all for days and he thinks it's totally normal.
define boyfriend. i am betting his is " this girl and i are having great sex, whenever i show up. she rocks."
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If someone licked your lips right now, what would they taste like?
colgate.fresh as a daisy
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I am young, 15 to be exact and I have incredible sexual urges. But i am too shy. I often wish I had a boyfriend that I trusted and could be dirty with, MmMM, I would do anything for him, any tips on what I should do?
the more comfortable you get with your own body, the better partner you will be in a few years, and YES there are at least a few years of exploring and learning and reading to do in "dating yourself", and then WOOF-you will be amazing. but it takes knowledge, which takes time do i even want to know what a MnMMnopqrstwhatever, is?
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What is your least favorite salad dressing?
vinegarette anything
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If I pay child support and move out of the country what happens if I stop paying?
you go to heaven for being such a responsible parent
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Can you remember when gas was $2 a gallon?
i remember being really po'd when i finally had to pay 2$ a gallon
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How often do you blow dry and straighten your hair or curl it?
blow drying gives me a wicked headache, as opposed to a delightful headache................and there is no substance on earth straighter than my hair
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Why don't women like kinky sex?
turns head from side to side like scooby-do
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If I make-out with a guy with herpies is there a chance I may develop cold-sores?
herpes.........just pucker up, and get it over with
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Times are tough-do you know any no fail, quick loans websites?
hey , ummm i appreciate the counseling-but unless you plan to adopt me it is superfluous. i have asked for information, not platitudes(not directed to yarnlady!)
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How often do you get the urge to lick your monitor?
wait!...wheres my windex?
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I've been aiding a child named Wai Wai in Myanmar. World Vision has told me her area was effected by the cyclone that hit there, but can't tell me yet if she is ok. I believe in the power of group prayer, can you please assist me?
count me in, please
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I think someone from Venezuela wants to devour me as a giant snake. What do I do?
put the pipe down
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You walk into a room and turn on the lights: "SURPRISE!!!!"...What is your reaction?
smile, and rush to make weedles
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If two people are dating for a while and the guy appears to have body hair, would it be silly for the girl to end the relationship because of body hair?
i read this question, and re-read this question, and finally decided that the girl should be applauded-its not easy to make such a tough decision with your head so firmly placed up your own ass.
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How much weight will i lose if i eat 600-800 calories a day.?
dont they say the average brain is about 8lbs?
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On this Memorial Day is freedom free?
the concept maybe, the reality not one drop of blood close
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What is your least thought provoking question?
not mine, but it is definetly "do you like butter?"
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Do you ever worry about how you're going to pay your bills?
ever since the donald dumped me-its been hell!!
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Do you own, lease, rent or other?
own, in full-thank god
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What's your favorite movie staring Mel Gibson?
anything where the anti semite dies
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Are you lonely?
unendingly lonely-did i just make up that word?
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Ladies, would you sleep with a guy on the first date? if so, why?
of course, with protection. if thats all i wanted from him-why not?
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Are you really my friend?Is their a such thing as a friend now-a-days
i have found myself very isolated, and turning towards things like ab....but you cant get a drink with ab when you need one
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Which animal has the coolest name?
b/w manitee..and bowser
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When and where was the last time you saw a live cow?
today, about 1 mile from my drive way. i couldnt live right next to them (first of all i think they get a little ripe) but more importantlyi would be counting them like serta sheep to make sure no one got eaten!
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When you answer a question...do you answer it before or after reading other answers?
before-which quite often makes me look loike a smart ass, when everyone gets all serious
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Is it true that all boys have that one thing on their mind?Sex?And is it all boys?
food-food-sex, sex, sex food-sex-she's hot, sex
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Fellow ABER's, Do you think that I am Boy Crazy based on how many love questions I have asked.See answer.
just make sure you stay smiley crazy first!!
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I think Anthony Bourdain is sexy, do you?
yea kinda, but he triggers my gag reflex alot..ahem
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Have you ever pretended to be someone else, on the internet or in person?
unfortunately yes, lost the best man i could have ever had.....except the real me would have been way out of my league.....only imaginary me could keep up...crap it psychotic!! and really sad
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PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NOW! It's called CHEAT for a REASON y'all! Why do so many people make excuses for cheating, or being cheated on, as if there's some underlying reason? It's WRONG, disrespectful, and unacceptable PERIOD!
maybe the expectations force people into cheating. how realistic is it to assume that a testosterone laden 18 yr old boy wants to play house, rather than get off 20x a day?
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Are more gurls ''goodie goodies'' ,bad gurls, or inbetweens?
as you get older you will find your place on that spectrum. the smartest thing you can do is ALWAYS have condoms with you, INSIST they be used, and remember its your "car" so you drive. left means left , and no means no.
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What's the worst advice you ever gave?
men can change
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What does it mean if a guy says that you are too much of a "goodie goodie" for him and that he likes the wild and crazy gurls?
it means he doesnt think he will ever have sex with you......
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Do you like soup?
no, my mom was scared by soup while she was carrying me
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Is there a double standard in domestic violence? Before answering read the true scenario in my answer.
sorry, i started an answer...i will leave quietly
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What color is your vehicle and do you like it?
icky green, it was unusual at the time-NOT ANYMORE
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Lucky charms for sale who wants to buy one?
do you have a price break if i buy a gross? always wanted to buy a gross, sorry!
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Would you rather have your one true love stab you in the heart or have your best friend stab you in the back?
oh crap! you are having one helluva day, huh? ok, listen-you are not able to think, or make choices right now. i am sure you are in a reactive hormonal storm. IF YOU ARE OVER 18 take an over the counter pill (anti histamine) to get some sleep, put on your favorite jammies, pop in your favorite (not romantic) movie, have some hot chocolate, turn all technology off-go to sleep. it will all be...
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