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Do you know anyone who is a pilot or has a pilot's license? I have one, awww yea.

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In 12 hours everyone will be divided into two groups; ones who are attractive, fit, healthy and smart, the other group will be exterminated immediately. How confident are you that you will be here tomorrow? I'm still around, awwww yea!

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Would you want a clock like this? I totally would. That is pimp, I'd want one.

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Are people still talking About Micheal Jackson? I wonder why he got so much praise when he keep being charged or accused with molestation and how can people say he was a good father when he hung his child out a balcony? Thriller.

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Guys: Would you rather cry in a crowded public place, or get kicked in the nuts? People who have opted for "kicked in the nuts" have clearly never been properly kicked in the nuts.

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What are good Bridal Shower favors to pass out to those who win the games that are played? For a minute there I confused "bridal shower" with "bachelorette party", and those gifts are very different. I think a good girly gift would be like, a gift certificate thing to a day spa. I don't know the price range, but if it's too much it just means that there will be some good, healthy competition. And possibly a cat fight.

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What is something you want to do again? Have free time so I can finish writing overdue emails!

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Please tell me why some people would buy out some 3,000 shirts in the two hours before the end of Christiano Ronaldo's unveiling bearing his name and new No 9. at $100 each, and do so the next day, and the next... in this recession? $100 really isn't that much.

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How would you rather be described in a compliment: ‘Beautiful/handsome but not striking’ or, ‘Striking but not beautiful/handsome’? Both sound like euphemisms for "ugly"

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Would someone check out my blog. it has stuff that everyone would like. http://fgy299-freebiesforyouandme.blogspot.com/ Your blog sucks

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What, might, someone hunt for? Commas.

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If all superheros got into a fight, who'd win? BATMAN

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I hate all women! The last 3 back stabbers took my loot, house, kids & even rufus. How do you feel about this statement So, are you gay now or just a celibate misogynist?

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What's a good game to get for an adult party? Maybe something we can incorporated drinking.... You could watch Kangaroo Jack and chug a Fosters every time they say "g'day". That's a good game. Sadly none of my games are "adult" games, they're all "drunken student" games.

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Y'all ready for this? For Dutch electro-pop?

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Do you get tired of showering every single day or your life? You get clean but you'll just get dirty and need another shower again. Day after day after day, the same thing. Showers are awesome.

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I wrote a true short story I posted on a dating web-site. People loved it. It is pretty good. Want to see what a real pro would think of it's merit/ my potential as a writer etc. How might I do this? where could I could I go? many thanks...roland I'm not entirely sure, but if I may offer a piece of advice: make sure someone proofs it. Glaring grammatical errors won't help your chances.

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Will you quit watching Jeanine garofalo's shows and movies, due to the fact that she is stupid? Yes that includes "24"! Has she been in a movie that didn't go straight to video this decade?

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Would you rather date a person with blonde hair or a brunette? Gentlemen prefer blondes, I'm told.

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My wife talks in her sleep.last night she called out her ex's name whom she says she hates but was her first real love.she says she has told me everything abt her past but she continues losing my trust with even the simplest things.how can i trust her? Wow, if you can't trust someones random neuronal firings where CAN you trust them?

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Why was a child molester (Michael Jackson) allowed to adopt children? Wait, he adopted kids?

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If America wants gun law restrictions imposed, why did hundred of thousand Amercian's purchase firearms the day after President Obama won the election? Personal view: I think owning a gun is pretty ridiculous if you're not a hunter. I also think owning a pickup truck if you're not a farmer is pretty redonkulous as well. Anyways, to further understand these people I went to a gun show last October. There I found the NRA had a booth with elaborate "Obama is going to take your guns away" signs. Of course upon confronting...

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Do you consider the 90's and the 2000-2009 decade to be part of the same era or in different eras? Totally different era; different technology, different subcultures, different economies, et cetera.

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Why we take food Because you touch yourself at night.

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STOP!!!!! There's a _________ trying to kill me!!!!! fill in the blank stoned wallaby

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So paedophilia and child molestation is okay as long as you are a great musical talent? Great? He did Thriller! Beyond great.

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I will never believe the bad things about Michael Jackson. The family who claimed bad things about him, did so for the money! Do you agree with me? If someones first reaction to hearing that their son got molested is "I will be less outraged with money" instead of "this creep should be locked up!" then odds are they were doing it for the money. Still, he was an eccentric character who lived in a way that child molestation wasn't really far-fetched.

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Do you have an AB best friend? The illustrious SaraMonster is my AB bestie.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a fat guy wearing a T-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks" Sounds like a pretty awesome guy to me.

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Can you name a place that starts with the letter "R"? Russia.

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Is there a secret space program and a base on the moon? Nope, just boring rocks.

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I'm too small, only 6" erect and 3 - 4" flaccid. Most women like 8" or more. Do pills work? How much is surgery? I'm very embarrassed by this! Average is not exceptable, Today, women all know what men should look like. I don't want to be a joke anymore. Game over man, game over.

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Should i go off to college single? Or does it even matter? I currently have a boyfriend, and many people have told me to go off to college as a single lady would be best for me. . . whatcha think? Long distance relationships can be tough, so if you considered leaving your current boyfriend because someone suggested it then you probably don't care about your relationship very much. May as well go off to college single.

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Who is dinara safina? A female tennis player notorious for choking in the finals.

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Foreigners, which bad experiences did you make in Germany or with Germans in general? Absolutely none. Germans are awesome.

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Why do people refuse to accept that celebrities who lived lives of rebellion against God will end up in Hell? What would it say about the holiness of God if He made exception for them because of their earthly fame? I'm guessing it's because they're not followers of any Abrahamic religion.

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Do you have any embarrassing celebrity crushes (someone who's not typically considered attractive by others, but you like him/her)? Go ahead and share! Personally, I'm excited to hear that Billy Joel is on the market again. I'm going out on a limb here, I find Scarlett Johansson attractive. I know what you're thinking, "that HAG? I'm shocked!!" But there's this je ne sais quoi about her. For my less odd-ball choice, I'll go with Sarah Chalke.

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I've been going out with a guy for about 3 weeks. He left his wallet in my car, being slightly nosy I looked through it and found he had some condoms in it. I'm not ready for that stage in a relationship. Should I talk to him about it? or break up? I bet if he got drunk he'd get you a taxi instead of drive you home, what a piece of work he is!

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Is happiness related to wealth? A lot of people respond with "no ::insert random platitude here::" and then go on to give an anecdote about how their friend's uncle is really poor but incredibly happy. You know what? If he had more money he'd be happier. And that miserable rich guy, if you took his money away he'd be a miserable poor guy. Some people are happier than others, but giving people more...

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Has anyone seen the new Transformers movie yet?The reviews I've read said its awful. Peter Travers from the Rolling Stone said it was one of the worst movies he's seen in years! I haven't, yet. I think they're banking on the fact that the first one was OK and that Megan Fox's wardrobe gets smaller in this one.

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Why is it when someone says they didn't like Michael, they either get Drd or a nasty comment or answer? I am sorry he's dead but why is it NOT alright not to have liked him? I have a hard time believing that the reactions are either DRing or a nasty comment. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1537377/date

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If Arnold Schwarzenegger was to whisper in your ear, what whould he say? GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAAAA

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Public Enemy or Run DMC? As much as I like to Fight The Power, I'll go with Run DMC

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Where can I find a list of music that will take me back to 2005? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time shut the hellup lazyballs look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. Shut the hellup lazyballs look it up lazy.

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What color and style was your hair a year ago today, and is it different now? A year ago my hair was blonde and short. Now my hair is blonde and short. I'm a rebel baby.

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I bet I can answer any question you have about alcohol..would you like to try me? Could you pour me a glass? That counts as a question, right?!

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Can eatting seafood fish make you lose weight? Better than seafood hamburgers.

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Did micheal jackson's death waz becuz of his doctor? Did death waz becuz, I agree.

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Do you think things happen in '3's'? Today I received 2 rejects from recent interviews and someone tried to defraud my credit card. Am I safe now? If the Rule Of Three's holds, you'll have one more interview rejection and two more credit card fraud attempts. Luckily I don't think that'll happen.

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What country do you think brews the best beer? Belgium, though Germany comes in a very, very close second.

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I don't care that Michael Jackson died. Is there something wrong with me? He did THRILLER! He was kind of a big deal, though younger people generally don't care. Damn kids!

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When you were in high school, college, etc., did you apply yourself or worked half-hearted? I worked very hard in high school. Not so much in undergrad.

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How do you feel after you have consumed one or two cups of coffee? It sucks, coffee has next to no effect on me. How am I supposed to be a functioning member of society at the early hours?!

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Stop right now, sniff the room your in. What does it smell like? Lilac.

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Do you enjoy playing games that you lose? Not especially.

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I think it's funny how evolution ryms with pollution.Do you? I think it's funny that you can misspell a six letter word that most kindergartners have mastered. And that Jesus rhymes with Prius, which I guess makes him Japanese and thus makes Buddhism the right religion. That's gotta suck for you.

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Whats the best wway to meet girls?I aint scared or nuttin cause i got alof of confidense but maybe Im looking in all the wrong places. Im still in school so its hard too for me to find em. Do you go to an all-male school?

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Consider these ideas: The price to divorce is raised, and marriage for homosexuals is made legal in all 50 states. Do you think these 2 ideas could help bring our economy up in a significant change? Nope. Let's say for a moment that 5% of the population in the US, over 18, are gay. A gross exaggeration, but we'll roll with it. That makes about 10 million gays and lesbians. Now let's assume that spontaneously they all manage to marry one another and for some reason or another the divorce rate is ridiculously high, say 50%. That's 5 million marriages, and 2.5...

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If God answers all prayers, doesn't that mean that he answers the prayers of all religions no matter what? Does God answer all prayers? Where are the immortal rich people married to supermodels?!

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How crazy is Scientology? At first glance many would say L Ron Hubbard is a sociopath. But then you take a closer look at the man who managed to trick millions of educated people into believing absolute nonsense, and then into giving him money. The belief system itself, and all of the adherents, are crazy. The creator, not so much.

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Who else thinks humans are evil? Hippies and ignorant people are with you.

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Can I call you Mike? Can we call each other Mike? Can I call your cat Mike? Mike Mike Mike Mike Mikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemike It was not so easy to get to Cayenne. They knew pretty nearly whereabouts it lay; but the mountains, rivers, precipices, robbers, savages, were dreadful obstacles in the way. Their horses died with fatigue and their provisions were at an end. They subsisted a whole month on wild fruit, till at length they came to a little river bordered with cocoa trees; the sight of which at once revived their...

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What did you have for breakfast? Apple.

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Have you seen the name for the first Hurricane of the 2009 season? I have, and the second. Ana Bill Claudette Danny Erika Fred Grace Henri Ida Joaquin Kate Larry Mindy Nicholas Odette Peter Rose Sam Teresa Victor Wanda

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If Jesus Was on Twitter, What Would Jesus Tweet? "Big party 2nite, who's bringin da water? LOLOL"

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If you spell a vulgar word out like this f**ck can you get baned for that or not i have seen answers on her that spell out the whole word and i think it should be flaged if they spell out the whole word am i right or wrong Here's the thing, if you say "f*ck" why not just say "fuck"? It amounts to the same thing in that people know what you're trying to say. The letter 'u' really isn't visually offensive, seeing as we use it all the time for other words. So yea, I'd say you're wrong. Nothing personal but I'm against all arbitrary/nonsensical rules.

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There could have been a population of reptilian people on the planet when reptiles were dominant. Now the mammals dominate, and we are here. Do you think Our Creator would wait zillions of years for intelligent life to happen? HOLD UP, I thought the planet was only six thousand years old?!

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I boght porkchops the other day, cooked them and ate them only to find that they were sorta crunchy.... Is that bad? I couldn't finish it. I bought steaks and they smell weird, I tried a few bits and NOW I feel sick. Should I just give up n be vegetarian? At risk of coming across as insulting, meat isn't crunchy; crunchy meat is indicative of buying your meat at the Gas n' Go, or not cooking it right. Or both. You can try websites like rouxbe.com to hone your culinary skills a bit.

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Isn't it tacky at a formal wedding that the bridesmaids take thier shoes off and dance? Please let me know. I am not sure what the etiquette is for formal wedding in America. Thanks. Go buck wild, feel free to kick them off.

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Who do you think will win the Womens Wimbledon this year? Venus has gotta be the favorite to win this year, but I was very impressed with Stosur at the French Open; I think she can go far. I wouldn't be surprised to see Sharapova make it to the finals, but I don't really expect it either.

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Who do you think will win the mens Wimbledon this year? Gotta go Federer.

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What do you think about a 54 yr. old women going out with a 19 yr. old kid? Extreme cougar

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Would you like a slice of my birthday cake? Happy birthday bud!

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Why cant libreals admit that if obama was white with same credentials, he would'nt have come close to being president, just admit it!!! Probably because some white guy with similar "inexperience" in politics did it almost 50 years ago.

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What's the most inappropriate place you've ever been caught while "doing it"? That Robin Williams/Christopher Nolan movie that took place in Alaska. No idea what it's called, but during that movie.

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So, what are you going to do this summer of 2009? See my answer below. Bourbon fizz. I plan to do lots of them.

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What famous person would you most like to slap? Scarlett Johansson. Not in the face, and not in an angry way, either.

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So this guy really likes me, but he's really cocky and I even told him, yet he says he'll try not to be but still is. He calls it confidence not "cocky" but I just don't like that. He REALLY likes me, but I don't like him as much. I think about him a bit. Cool story, glad you shared.

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1. The Devil is greater than nothing. 2. Nothing is greater than God. 3. Therefore, the Devil is greater than God. Where is the logical fallacy in the syllogism? The fallacy is 'nothing'. Specifically it's called the fallacy of four terms; your use of the word 'nothing' has it take on two distinct meanings, hence four terms.

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I am proud of being an American because I have been flagged down today by AB on an anti-terrorist question. Does anyone else has doubt about the American freedom of Speech? 'cause it seems to be very much alive but I am still wondering! (sarcastic) I has doubt! I can't believe you were censored on a private website, that is so OUTLANDISH. If I were you, I'd march on Capitol Hill for this great injustice.

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What habits did you learn from college..? Drinking, maintaining a buzz throughout the day, gambling, and the whirly bird.

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Did you know SaraMonster is getting married? I figure that oughtta break about 2 million AB hearts (or at least crush their hopes), what do you think?... (Don't forget to congratulate her yo...;) Our mommellah is growing up ::tear::.

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Which is more difficult law school or medical school? Medical school would be tougher for me. Also, I'm in law school.

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Does it bother you if someone "smacks" while eating around you or talks with their mouth full? It doesn't bother me, but it makes me think they're disgusting.

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How many of you think the bible has contradictions?Here is answers to all contradictions. Trying to blind me by making me read that...well played.

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What's the most common color of cars where you live? Yellow

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You are having 3 things for breakfast, what are they? Poached eggs, prosciutto, orange juice. It's what I had this morning.

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What does sunshine do for you? It makes me happy. Well, happier.

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Would you like to be a Global citizen? I don't need to be a global citizen because I'm blessed by nationality.

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Has Nintendo shut down?! Seriously. Nope.

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Why am i so damn stupid! while coming home from work tonight just one block from my house, three drunken punks decided it would be funny to hit me in the side of the head with what i think was a smashed beer can in a wet waded up paper bag ... Wait, being a victim makes you stupid? Or did you first yell "hey drunken punks, bet you can't hit me with that wet paper bag in the side of the head!" first? If you did the latter, then yea you're pretty stupid.

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Office romances: good or bad? You should never dip your pen in company ink.

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Punk rock is_____________ dead.

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Duct tape, is there anything it can't do? Cure cancer. At least, not yet.

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"But you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die." What do you think the fruit was? I always thought it was a pomegranate, or was it a quince? One of those two.

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Was Iran's election rigged? Most likely. It's pretty hard to count fifty million ballots in...six hours was it? Actually I think they had the results before the polls actually closed, but they did a really fast 'recount'.

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Who's your favorite bond girl? Ursula Andress

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HOW CAN I FIND OUT HOW MUCH INDIAN I HAVE IN ME? Ruler?

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Who is going to win the super bowl this year? I wouldn't be surprised to see the Patriots over the Vikings this time around.

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Which new head coach are you excited for this season? It's not the NFL, but Tennessee's new head coach Lane Kiffin. I can't wait for him to become the doormat of the SEC East.

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If they end up doing it,do you think like I do the Vikings will regret signing Brett Favre?He looked awful at the end of last year injured shoulder or not.He looked like a 39 year old QB. They got far with Frerotte at the helm, and I'd much rather have Favre than Frerotte. With the addition of Percy Harvin to the offense, I think the Vikings can go far.

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I am a die hard Oakland Raiders fan. What the hell happened to the franchise? Should i have anything to look forward to this season? Al Davis losing a step is what happened to the franchise, unfortunately. There is some awesome young talent, so it's not a totally wasted year. Denver is going to suck worse.

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Have you ever had something in the frying pan catch fire? I did! Luckily it was by design, though.

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Are daughters generally more fond of their fathers than mothers? If you trust psychology, they're more fond of their fathers.

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At what point do you decide to run the dishwasher? When it is jammed packed, when you run out of something like spoons or ....? I don't have a dishwasher at my place, so I do them by hand after I use them. Unless it's one of those two-in-the-morning cereal things, then I just leave the bowl in the sink and curse my late-night munchies in the afternoon when I come back to a sink with a hardened concrete/cereal bowl.

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U2 or Green Day? Green Day is awful. Just terrible.

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On a first date should you go for a drink or a meal? I go for lunch or coffee, maybe I'm a cheapskate.

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Yesterday I cooked breakfast for hubby, he blasted me saying it was not enough, today I cooked more he tells me it was too much BUT ate it anyway, I did ask how much he wanted, he told me he would eat whatever I cooked, what would have been you response? Probably by not making anything the next day.

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If you could own any artwork on earth, what would you choose? Edvard Munch's "The Scream". People keep stealing it, there's gotta be some allure that I'm missing.

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If you are in jungle suddenly a LION came what will be your first REACTION..... be HONEST Ffffffuuuuuuuuuu

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Is it wrong that i take pleasure in hating women?(Im not gay, just a misogynist) Why pigeon hole yourself? Be a misanthrope instead.

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Because of disrespect, have you sometimes felt intimidated into not asking or answering questions on AB? Totally, I'm a fragile little daisy. Once this user tried to bully me by making broad generalizations and randomly talking about me in comments. I cried every hour on the hour since.

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I have cross country on Thursday and I don't want to participate. I need an excuse, but i have netball on Wednesday and Saturday and I want to play. To make things worse, the person I have to give my excuse to is my netball coach. Please help me! You're boned. Unless you want to say that a family member died, but that's a slippery slope.

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Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y do people either write INCOMPLETE thoughts in their questions . . . . . . .and/or. . . . . . .entirely INCOHERENT ones?!? Don't they WANT their questions answered? How are we supposed to read between their lines? At first I just assumed that people were hurried. Then I assumed that it made sense to them. But then they started to respond. Now I just assume they're mildly illiterate; hasn't let me down since.

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Are liquor stores open on Sundays where you live? They are, at least some of them are, thank goodness. Not that I'm a drunk, but I don't keep lots of booze laying around and I'm not going to stop drinking because it's Sunday.

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Goodbye everyone i'm leaving AB now? gl;hf

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What movement did author L Ron Hubbard found in 1950's, 14 letters? Dianetics farce?

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Have you deleted any friends on AB? If so, what was the reason for it? Yup, I certainly have. I try to keep things tidy.

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Do you like the way you get angry? I suppose so; I don't get violent, nor do I get lost in a raging sea of emotion. I mostly just get sarcastic and pompous.

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Jamie Foxx....better singer or actor? Actor, definitely

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Whats the most played song on ur itunes I don't use iTunes, but in the last month my MP3 player has played Diamond Rings by Chipmunk more than any other song, followed closely by Kinda Like A Big Deal by Clipse.

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Why is nudity so taboo in the States? Puritans, mostly.

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Have you ever spit in somebody's drink or food and never told them about it? Nope, contrary to popular belief I'm not a dick.

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I'd like to know if it's possible to boil an egg (yes - boil, not fry) on a pavement or stone without additional heat apart from general ambient high temperature... Does it get hot enough anywhere in the world for this? To boil an egg water has to be boiling; a trivial deduction. To boil water you need temperatures around 100º C, which you won't find barring any geothermal phenomena. If you're talking about just throwing a pot on some asphalt on a hot day, no you'll never get temperatures hot enough to boil water.

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The best lawyers are the best liars, agree or disagree? Disagree. It's not about lying, it's about structuring arguments.

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This question really ______________________? blows

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Are there any atheists in Iran? There are pleanty, I know nine of them.

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If you "pulled" a celebrity, would you kiss and tell to the newspapers for money? I wouldn't tell the newspapers, but I'd tell a shitload of people that I know.

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Should micheal vick be allowed back in the NFL? Of course he should. You don't get to double punish somebody, it's absurd and arbitrary.

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I am seeing a younger man I'm 38 he's really HOTT but 23! It all started when he was 19 he became my best friend.All other GIRLS drooled over him it was me that saw him as a person and still do. I'm his comfort and support, he is mine. But can this work. Demi Moore did it, so it can work. Platitudes aside, for every Demi there's at least five Trumps. On top of that, the relationship started when he was 19; 19 is young, and purely at face value it seems oedipal. I mean, when I was that age I was sleeping my way through Sorority Row. Fifteen year age difference is no biggie, really it isn't, but the age at which it started is...

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What could cause temprorary vertigo and only in a certain room of my house? Gas leak

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Do you agree with the consensus that FOX NEWS is nothing more than an on-the-air organ for the Republican Party? (They are so conservative and right-wing, they make me wanna PUKE! They're my 2nd-favorite channel. My first is "anything else.") I disagree wholeheartedly, Fox News is a very excellent news source. Just yesterday I was watching while at the gym and I saw a great story about how a bird in San Fransisco was attacking people walking by. Now THAT is news, you won't be reading that story in the ivory tower rag The New York Times.

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If a police officer was walking past you with nobody else around and slipped over, knocking themself unconsious, woud you take their gun? Goodness no, that is cruel. I'd merely tase him back to consciousness.

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I absolutely HATE FL summers, the heat n humidity and threat of 'canes, been here all my life-YUCK! Where should I consider to move to with summer temps with lower dewpoints, high temps not often over 80-85 n winters not much under 40 as daily high temp. You pretty much described California. But Florida is great, oppressive heat and all.

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What is the longest sentence or phrase you know that is also a palindrome? For example: "Ten animals I slam in a net" Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. Most of them make no sense, sadly. My favorite, which isn't particularly long but has the added advantage of being coherent: No way a papaya won!

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A recent study found that Eating too much fast food damages children's performance at school. Do you think this knowledge would change parent's thinking on how they feed their children? I was fascinated, but then I read part of the study (specifically the statistical part of it) and was left disappointed. The study did show that kids who eat fast food regularly did score lower, but it failed to properly take into account socioeconomic status of the kids in question. They're called confounding variables for a reason, very difficult to take them into account in as dynamic...

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Do your questions are true? Yes factual question be are throughout.

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Why am i so goddamn ugly? Why me? was i meant to be alone? why does god want this? i really like myself but even my friends joke with me about my ugly face, but say kidding but i know how ugly i am, i am beautiful on the inside but i wish people could see Seal married Heidi Klum. 'Nuff said.

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How can i delete a file that says it is being used by another application?The real question is how do i find out what app. is using that file. I am moving my programs file and one file that is empty says it is used and the app using it needs to be closed Depends what the file is, really, but the easiest way is just to restart your computer in safe mode.

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Are you HOT or cute? I'll go with hot.

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I have a diamond ring that kept losing diamonds, I've replaced it 3 times and had to bring it back 5 times. My jeweler now wants $125 from me because she's set it in a new setting however she won't give me my money back. Can I sue her? I have no idea, but it sounds like she's being a bitch. Is she the boss? If not, go over her head. If she is, then yea I'd consider small claims court. However, I'm basing this solely from watching those daytime TV judge shows. But she promised a product and the product was shit. Why should you pay for her incompetence?

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What is your age (in years) minus your waist size (in inches)? -8, though in a few weeks it'll be -7

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Would you date a girl that didn't shave her armpits or legs? I am quite shocked by the answers. Not necessarily because so many people are gung ho about dating a hairy gal, but because they all use the same ridiculous rationalization: it's natural. You know what else is unnatural? Clothes, makeup, hair color, gigantic metal constructs reaching towards the sky, hunks of aluminum-alloy hurling through the air, aluminum alloy. The list goes on. ...

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To the men out there, your married to a lazy ugly woman who makes you feel like you are a nothing, but another woman makes you feel like a real man, and wants you all the time. What would you do? Ask skewed questions on a Q&A site to get others to help me reinforce my terrible rationalization to sleep with a married man. Oh wait...

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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole? To get to China.

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I am writing a WWE fan fiction and I want to know if I should turn Trish Stratus bad (heel) or leave her good (babyface) please don't answer unless you know who trish stratus is Is "tranny" an option?

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If we deported all illegal immigrants, therefore freeing up jobs for US citizens, how much to you think that would help the state of our economy? It would hurt the economy even more. It's not like the illegal aliens are in great, or even good, careers. A common misconception is that they're paid under the table and send all their money abroad. They don't. They pay taxes, and since they're illegal they're not eligible for some of the services those taxes pay for. And they spend the bulk of their money locally.

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Angelo Mendoza Jr. had his eyes eaten out by his father, who was high on PCP. Against all odds, one of the boys eyes is healing and he has regained some vision. Is this a miracle? I haven't believed in God for so long, but I feel something now... If God is responsible for the eyes growing back, isn't he also responsible for the eyes getting eaten? Free will, yada yada, I get that. But if you're going the miracle route, why not have a miracle of the father tripping and hitting his head before eating his kids eyes? It's either not a miracle or God is kind of a self-important dick.

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Is Paris Hilton's Brain made out of A) Oatmeal B) Jello C)Dust D) Doesn't have a brain.? I'll go with (E) brain matter. There are an awful lot of rich, attractive, blonde white girls out there, very few of them as successful as Paris. She's amazing at promoting herself. Sure it's not always in a positive light to some people, but there's no such thing as bad press.

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What are your thoughts on Paris Hilton? She's pretty awesome. The sheer amount of senseless rage she instills in people is just comedy gold.

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What do you think about those people who worship Satan? 95% are 13-year old suburbanites trying to rebel against mommy and daddy, but don't want to do anything TOO extreme. 3% never grew out of it. 2% are nutjobs.

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"Bow Wow Bow"? What we regard as evil will, if rightly considered, be found conducive to the good of some other creature, and therefore necessary to the general design: we must put up with it, as best we can, for the sake of the general good.

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Did you sleep well today? I had a nightmare that people couldn't conjugate verbs.

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Have you ever read one of Mark Twain's books ? What's left of his humour nowadays? I've read tons of Twain, including some biographies. He's was an incredibly gifted story teller, even his lesser stories are incredibly witty. The humor still passes today.

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I dream my boyfriend wearing my anklet on his right foot and all dressed in white. No offense, but that seems like a very boring dream.

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If i was a millionare i would id give half to charitys and half to my family wat would you do? Open up a spelling school. Not really, I'd probably just put take a vacation, gamble some of it, and then invest the rest.

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My ex's girl friend keeps copying my hairstyle. its driving me insane. what is wrong with her? i dyed my hair red and broke up with him, then a month after they got together, she dyed her hair red. then ibleached it and put in high lights. so did she.wtf? You should shave your head, that'll teach her.

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Do you think that David Carradine died under suspicious circumstances that calls for an investigation? I think there should be some sort of investigation for everyone who is found dead, especially suspicious deaths. It's sadly not the case, but I think there will rightly be an investigation for Carradine.

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If applicable, do you live up to your Avatar name on AB? I certainly do.

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I still can`t believe Americans voted for a black muslim racist, with no birth certificate and no documentation from his past to be their president. Can you? Neither can I my friend, neither can I. But it is partially your fault, as well. I advertised my non-profit People For The Truth About Barack Hussein Obama (PFTTABHO) during his campaign. It was to gather enough funds to hire a legal team to subpoena Obama to show his documentation and stop lying to the people. We did gather some sizable donations, but we're going up against the...

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What are some good pro suicide websites. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

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Describe yourself in 3 words Pretty freakin' awesome.

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If both a human and animal were dying and you can only save one which one would you save? I'd save the human, with one exception: if the animal was among the last of a dying breed and saving it would prolong the species. Even then it's not definite, but it would make me consider the animal as an option.

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Trust me, I'm a............................................ lawyer. I have a t-shirt like that.

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I'm am no longer going to accept friend requests from Anonymous users. Is this the wrong decision to make? It's an arbitrary decision to make; the name "Anonymous" doesn't detract from someones viewpoints, which is likely why you're accepting a friend request.

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AFTER GAINING A BIG FAME AS AN ANTI-DESPOT POET I'LL GIVE UP POLITICAL MATTERS AND WITHOUT ASKING ANYTHING IN MY OLD WAY I'LL REPLY YOUR QUESTIONS GENERALLY! ALL RIGHT? WHY, IF NOT? For a poet, you sure are terrible at writing coherently.

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Do tattoos on a girl make her sexy? I say yes. I love watching tatoos on girls butts bounce around. I love tats on girls thighs, lower back, upper back and stomach. What say you? Some women sport tattoos well, in that I still find them hot with their tattoos. Megan Fox, for example. However, she'd be even hotter without said tattoos. So no I don't think tats make a woman sexy; women can sexy despite them.

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Would you respect someone less (like former Presidential candidate John Edwards) knowing they spent $1250 on a single haircut? No, no I wouldn't. Spending $400 on a hair cut really isn't a big deal. I mean, if he were poor and the choice was either feed his family or get his hair styled and the decision landed on hair, then yea there would be no respect there. But as we all know, that wasn't the case.

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What's your favorite summer ride? And do you have a car that is just for the fine weather? My car, which is vacationing without me in South Florida, is a great summer-weather car; a simple BMW 325i. It's classy, has a sun roof, and the trunk is big enough to fit two sets of golf clubs.

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Banks, GM, What will Obama Nationalize next? Everything. Then he'll burn the constitution and dissolve all other branches of government and turn America into a communist police state. He will invest all of our money into reviving Lenin, and then the two of them will rule the Universe until humanity as we know it is completely destroyed.

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Do you like being on a boat? Is there anything better than straight floatin' on a boat in the deep blue sea? Wearing swim trunks and flippy-floppies. Heck, you can even go dolphin riding or buoy climbing. Boats are fantastic.

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Why are my nipples soar? They have been this way for 3 days now. It is not normal. Good God it's not normal at all. Did you recently tape some tiny wings to them?

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What happen to the taco bell dog? I think Mexicans found it offensive.

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Would you rather spend $100 a week on fast food or buy a house in 1 year? ... Not really into $5200 houses.

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I find it funny that those that don't believe in god are only middle of the road when it comes to IQ. All the greats, Steven Hawkins, Einstein, even Darwin all admit that there has to be a god. Why are Atheist such small thinkers? 4/10 on the troll attempt.

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I see theres a lot of people on answerbag who dont believe in god going my the questions i do who else does and why. I see theres a lot of illiterate people on answerbag who never took the time to learn how to form a coherent thought going my the question i do who else does and why.

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Do you think you could beat me in a game of chess? I'm fairly decent.

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What type of hot dog do you prefer kosher or regular Kosher; I'm a good fake Jew.

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Who thinks that cheese whix adds personality? It does add personality, it just so happens it's white-trash-hillbilly personality.

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Would you rather have a New York Strip or Prime Rib? New York Strip, best cut of meat bar none.

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When you have pizza, is there a little voice in your head saying "it's going to clog your arteries and kill you?" The voice in my head is typically drunk out of it's mind when I'm eating pizza. It's why I burn my tongue.

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If your boyfriend cheats on you with your best mate do you ditch her or forgive her Your pronouns confuse me; I assume you're talking about punishing the friend for the actions of your boyfriend while giving the boyfriend a pass. That strikes me as odd. If you're going to ditch the friend, you should ditch the guy too. If you're going to keep the friend, you should ditch the guy.

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Does anyone not have any tattoos? I'd say the majority of the population is un-inked.

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How much percent of your income do you manage to save? I'm a good American, 0%! I'm a student, so I work through the summer and sock it all away like a squirrel collecting nuts. Then right before I get a new job, the money I have left over I decide to ball-outrageous.

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Do you remember when "Skinny Jeans" used to mean the jeans you could fit into when you were at your slimmest? You know, the opposite of your "Fat Jeans" I do, though I never had them. It's still what I think when I hear "skinny jeans" even now. Damn kids and their Indy rock!

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I suspect my boyfriend is gay and I am not sure if I am just really insecure and paranoid or if my intuition is correct and he might be cheating with his male friend. How can I know for sure? Have sex with him?

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This lady at my work "Steph" always complains. Complains about how her work is too hard, about how my work is too fun, about her kids, about our sales reps, about our customers ... all in this horrible high pitched voice. Any advice (even silly advice)? Slap her in the face with a trout?

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What is your favorite brand of hot dogs? It's all about the Hebrew National

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IF you know CPR and did not have your face mask available, would you use it on a complete stranger? Didn't some credible institution do a study which determined mouth-to-mouth resuscitation didn't do much, if anything (assuming the victim didn't just get pulled out of the water)? I think so, but I'm far too preoccupied to find the actual study. To answer the question, yea I would.

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Ralph W. Sockman said, "The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Are you able to play both roles effectively? If I were to be completely honest, probably not. Which isn't to say that I'm intolerant. No, I just find myself far more effective while in the minority.

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I've been having an online friendship with a guy, for almost two years now. We've always had a mutual liking for one another, but lately he's been really distant, and not making the effort to keep in touch. How can I ask him about that? "Dear internet friend, I've noticed lately we've fallen out of touch. What's up with that? ~Yournamehere"

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If I spend a night with my teenage girlfriend, does she become pregnant? Sometimes.

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What is Baltimore famous for? Ghettos, drugs, under-equipped police force, and crabs.

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Does LeBron James need to win an NBA title in order to be considered a great player? He's "Prince James" until he has a ring.

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Who do you think will win the NBA finals?? LA Lakers or Orlando Magic??? I am rooting for orlando since i live in fl..... Lakers D will prove too tough even for Superman.

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Is your name on the hurricane name list for 2009? YES!! Sweet, I don't think I've ever had a hurricane named after me. I hope I'm not a devastating storm.

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Is there a real live person behind your username or did you create a fake persona just to get people to like you? That's part of the internet subculture that fascinates me: people pretending to be something they're not. The most common one I've ever experienced is the "girls" who are really GIRLs (guys in real life - great acronym). I caught a few of them on AB posting in the more adult-oriented questions. It's like, they didn't even know their own anatomy; I knew more...

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What seems to be the problem here? Chelsea got beat by Barca on a last-second goal, I'm STILL reeling from that. But hey, at least you guys slaughtered Man U!

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If a guy looks at you alot dose that mean he likes you? That depends, do you have a very odd-shaped head?

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What factor sun lotion do you use? I should use 30 or so, but honestly I just end up forgetting. It's really only bad right after winter when I'm pale.

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Here you go folks even the Russians see America going the way of the Marxist. Any thoughts? See link: Hahaha, that was freaking hilarious. In fairness, I don't think anyone is daft enough to believe that a comically biased Russian blogger reflects the views of all Russians.

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Why does my frend cares when i cuss? cause when i say the F word shes all"stop saying bad words" and i told her"like you dont say it" and she was all"i say it when people are not around" why does she care when i cuss? is she being a good friend or what? I love this question so much. I was all, and then she was all, and then I was like psha and then she was all wa-eva.

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Is my girlfriend cheating on me?(again)...if so this is the third time..i love her to death and dont want to leave so what do i do if she is? If she is, you should dump that zero and get yourself a hero.

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I am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mazel tov

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Do you fear or love GOD? Which is better? Refresh my memory, which god is THE God?

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Can the Chicago Bears do well in 2009? They got to the Super Bowl with Rex freaking Grossman, with Jay Cutler at the helm they can definitely make it far.

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Is it silly for a boy to wait for a girl to ask him out? Silly? Not so much. Futile? More likely than you think. In Western society, the male is the one who courts the female most of the time. As archaic and ridiculous as it may seem, it's just a fact of life. Of course there are exceptions, but do you really want to hope for an exception? Go for it, the worst thing that can happen is that you're exactly where you are right now.

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Solve for x: (x+1)(x+5)=(x-3)(x+5) (x+5) is common to both sides, while many people simply divide it out to simplify the equation, they forget that it's still significant. Be sure not to fall into that trap; after you simplify the equation, remember to set the term that is on both sides equal to zero for another solution. If you find that confusing, simply FOIL both sides out and set the whole thing equal to zero.

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Lying on the beach during the daylight watching people . . . . .or. . . . .lying on the beach at night looking at the stars next to a campfire? People watching is far too fun.

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What is/was your grandparents profession? On my Mom's side, my Grandpa was a chef at a snazzy hotel and his wife owned and ran a beauty pageant. With 7 kids, she hardly ever had to hire anyone. On Dad's side, my Grandpa was the superintendent of an apartment building and his wife was a housewife.

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Would you go back in time with the brain you have now when you were ten years old and nobody knew? That'd be pretty rad, think of all the money I could make.

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Blueberry Muffins? Corn Muffins? Or Bran Muffins? Blueberry! I haven't had a muffin in ages...now I want one.

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How long will Obama last,after he pisses off the money? The Money doesn't hold a grudge, he'll be fine.

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I live in the mountains, abundant fresh air & water, trees & flowers surround me, warm summers & snow capped winter mountains, I can see thousands of stars in a clear night sky never blocked with city pollution. Would you leave the city for the country? For a vacation I would, or even for a weekend outing. But I couldn't live there constantly, I'm a city dweller by nature.

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Mind if I play through? Actually...yes. I play better with someone behind me for some reason.

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Do you know how to Rollerblade, and Ride a Bicycle? I have a friend who's never done either... True story: I can't ride a bike. I can Rollerblade though, like a boss.

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When you think of nudists, what kind of person comes to mind? (Fat white man, skinny asian, etc.) Wrinkly old fat white men. With lots of body hair.

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I'd like to order some rain. What would you like to order? Some sun...it seems we may be able to strike a deal here.

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When was the lat time you drove a manual car? Two weeks ago, my car back home is manual.

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Do you have an intimate love relationship with God That sounds...sexual.

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I wish I could honestly tell the world that I am ________________________ pretty fly for a white guy.

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Lebron James is on Fire!!! Can I get a Heck Yeah? Oh you KNOW I'm from Florida and I have to root for Orlando on this series...but since we already did an Ohio State - Florida thing I'll let you have this one ;)

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What do you make 'look easy'? Lookin' good. Or computery stuff.

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How did you get so smart? Momma done taught me good!

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What word to you think is one of the most common misspelled words? (mine are Buoy and Larynx) Bananas was always a toughie, until Gwen Stefani made a song about it.

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Do wolves frighten You? Probably, unless You is some sort of wolf trainer. Then I'd imagine he'd be cool with them.

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I'm going to start running on the tredmill in the summer for 2 months but I'm not sure how many days a week is good. What is the most I should do a week that would be most beneficial? As people have said, starting off 3 times a weeks is pretty solid. As far as time is concerned, start off with what you can do. If it's only 15 minutes, then that's fine. You'll want to gradually increase it every week until you can do 40 minutes without being totally dead for the day. When you're there, add more days into the mix. If you want you can add more time, or...

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If God were real, why would he create things that he finds to be sinful? I think the official answer is "to test your faith with" or "God didn't make those, man did with his own free will!" I think those are both bogus cop-outs; it's definitely a dick move.

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What's a band that everyone seems to adore, but that you hate? Queen.

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In the summer what song do like to play out loud in your car? This one will be playing CONSTANTLY. I mean, I won't be in a car for much of the summer but I will be on the street blasting this. From my MP3 player. Into my headphones.

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Should an alcoholic receive a liver transplant? If we had a way to grow livers (i.e. we didn't have a finite supply of them), then why not. But as it stands, we DO have a finite supply of them; giving a liver to an alcoholic ensures that someone who is sick (from something that they didn't directly cause) doesn't get one. Readers digest version: no.

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How many fireplaces do you have in your home? I have one, most people call it an "oven".

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Would you go for a REALY hot guy(or girl) from work whos clearly interested if they have no english at all? I would and I have!

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Do you l!k3 !c3 cr3am Pretending to be dyslexic is SO COOL!

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Whats the funniest thing you've seen printed on a shirt? I always liked the "Make 7 Up Yours" shirt. I had one when I was in 7th grade. Yea, I fought the power.

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What is more uncomfortable than a man quoting scripture to an Atheist? When one of those really intense gym people come up to you and start talking when you're in the middle of exercising. It's like, I'm listening to an MP3 player, now I have to stop it and have you ask your dumb question again. THANKS for telling me that I'm doing it wrong. And then after they're done saying whatever they were trying to say, even if it wasn't...

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What are your special skills? Being late. I know what you're thinking: any ass can be late. While that's true, it's hard to be consistently late AND still have friends that don't hate you.

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Im gonna join the army just to piss my parents off, what do you think of this? Sounds like a terrible idea. But gl'hf.

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What impact will the resignation of David Souter have on the US Supreme Court? It depends, of course, but likely not very much; his replacement will likely vote in the same general pattern. History will remember Souter as the Justice that fooled them all, truly a great mind.

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What is your favorite movie so bad that it is good? Not Another Teen Movie. Best movie ever to be honest.

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If your best friend gave you the Holy Bible,would you accept it? People around my school sometimes take it upon themselves to convert me from my hedonistic ways by giving out tiny Bibles. I still accepted them, and managed to accumulate over 100 in a 3 day span. I made a cool little Bible Fort™ out of it. Is that sacrilegious?

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Think of an object and add "ing"... What verb did you come up with? Examples: Spooning, Twittering, Taxiing, and Dogging. Watering! Wow, that's kind of a boring one. Let me try again.... Candying. Yes, that one is better.

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Who is a bad influence on you? My friend Nick. But it's not BAD bad, it's just a oh-man-this-is-fun-but-I'm-going-to-regret-doing-this-in-the-morning type of bad.

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Can we have a secret handshake? YES, though it'll have to be pretty simple; I'm not good at remembering them.

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Did you ever say ' would you like a piece of me ...? lols Sadly I have. Britney Spears is a guilty pleasure.

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Do you think that cheerfulness is contagious? Definitely. I went out to dinner once with the most cheerful people you could imagine and I remembered the meal being great, the atmosphere being fantastic, and I was just generally in a good mood. Trying to recreate this feeling, I went back there the next week without aforementioned company and it was quite a miserable restaurant.

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It is with a deep sense of sadness that I must make the following announcement. At 9:47 a.m. May 26, 2009, DreAnna peacfully was called home. I will be posting further information on her profile page for all concerned parties. Wow, I am quite shocked. She was one of the kindest souls I've ever had the good fortune to speak with; she always took it upon herself to lend an ear to anyone seeking one. She will be sorely missed

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Do you answer my questions? :P They're pretty awesome, I do my best. Now that I have time to breathe I'll try to go back to answer some more!

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Alloted is not a word but it was an attempt to spell something correctly... it should be changed to allocated or ______? Allotted, it's from the verb "to allot". Unlike "irregardless" it's actually a word, and it's pretty damn old too.

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Whats your take on the worldwide sensation of texting, is it a friend or foe? It's pretty awesome, I'm all for it. Not as a means to replace communication, but as a means to augment it.

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If I was the voice inside your head, what would I be saying? There's this one song that I heard once probably five years ago, it's a remix of the Suzanne Vega song called Tom's Diner. Anyways, the song itself is infectious but this beat that was with it just stuck deep into my head, and pretty much every day I hum it to myself while walking down the street. "Do doo do do doo do do doo...." It's not this remix, but this...

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I wanted to congratulate Sixty B on her one year anniversary which was March 16 but I got a little confused..today is May 16th. Can you congratulate her anyhow? I also get March and May screwed up. But Sixty is deserving of parties, so let the celebration begin!

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There are loads other options if pregnant and dont want kid adoption,forestering ,abortion aint the answer use conterception if dont wanna get pregnant !!!or dont have sex Is "forestering" an attempt to make your child Forest Whitaker? I don't think that's a good idea. I mean, he's a great actor and I could see why you'd want to idolize him but it's not realistic to expect your child to become a big-time Hollywood actor. I was actually going to mock every mistake you made, but shit - I don't have that kind of time....

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If you were stuck on an island for 4 days with just water, and you had one person with you, who would you want that person to be? I can go 4 days without sex, so I won't have to rule out my gender. I could go with someone like Les Stroud from Survivorman, that dude could find food ANYWHERE and he can build a fire, et cetera. But that seems cheap, doesn't it? Plus it's a beach, there's food everywhere. So knowing that, I'd probably take my best friend. He's hilarious, well read, and we...

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Does height matter in gay couples cause I am only 5'11 so I am thinking about going gay since i am not tall enough for alot of women Dude, never go full retard.

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I need 1000 bucks for rent in three days. I only have $150. I'm prepared to do most anything. Ideas? (no BJ's!) ZJs?

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Do you get a kick out of trolling and seeing people's reactions? That's morally despicable, what would compel a person to do such a thing?

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Does anyone else think that somehow "EDUCATIONS ARE IMPORTANT" prevents the childrens from unfolding their true talents?? i mean,it's not like everyone in the world has to be good at math,right? It's true the world needs janitors and people to work the fryers at McDonalds, but being able to think rationally isn't a bad thing.

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What taste good with ice cream? More ice cream.

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Why do some Universities charge to fill out a college application and to send it in? Because once we fill out an application we are not guaranteed to get accepted into that Uni. So why do they want our money? As someone mentioned earlier, it's twofold: they want it to act as a deterrent for under-qualified applicants, and it's a great revenue stream. The good news is that many universities reimburse you if they accept your application. Not all of them, though.

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I realize that professors cannot accept gifts of monetary value & most don't accept gifts from current students, but I want to thank my prof for a great semester & I won't be here after I graduate this semester so I can't give it to him later. Advice? You could, I don't know, mail it to him?

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Blood Type A, B, AB, or O? A+

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Some like it hot! Do you? I do, it's much nicer than being cold.

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What is the most unusual foreign language that you or someone you know speaks? I recently met someone who speaks Basque, which is pretty unusual. Still, I think my Welsh-speaking friend is more unusual.

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What can fill me up without containing too many calories? Often when people are hungry, they're just craving water. So have a glass of water and wait a few minutes and see what's up. If that doesn't work, nuts (like almonds of cashews - something with protein) can be a good hunger-satiating snack.

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Who's your Embarrassing Celebrity Crush? Britney Spears. She's a giant bag of crazy, and probably mildly retarded, but back when I was in high school she was the hottest piece out there.

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Who is the hottest ABer on here,(besides me)? I'm ridiculously good-looking.

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Would you rather have an annual charitable contribution made in your name or a scholarship created in your honor? I think I'd have to go with scholarship, really. As cliched and tired as it sounds, I'm a big fan of education.

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What's your favorite thing about string cheese? It reminds me of when I was a little kid. I used to have one of those in my Batman lunchbox. That shit was so money. "Hey, yea I've got a Batman lunchbox...it basically means I'm as cool as Batman hisself."

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Men, do you like fake women? You know, the caked on makeup, collagen injected lips, silicone breasts, and extensions? Or would you rather your go for the natural woman? I'm OK with "fake women", though the way you describe them makes them seem crazy unattractive - like some sort of busty Frankenstein monster. Will I go for the saggy, blotchy, chubby natural woman, or the toned, perky fake woman. There is no depth to my shallowness, if someone is attractive then they are attractive. I am amused by people who claim they aren't shallow...

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Would you like to go on an AB cruise? A few days at sea, with your AB friends, fun and sun sound good to you? Open bar? I'm game.

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Was it a bad idea to tell my sister my snake could eat her baby? She thought so....HEY, I was just stating the facts. You have a SNAKE?! That's so cool. But you're right, it's totally possible.

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If you could pick from the following work hours which would you choose; 7-4, 8-5 or 9-6? Why? I'd probably do 9-6. I hate waking up so much

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(insult) Go jump in a big pool of _______? water.

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Have you smooched your "someone special" today? Confirming that nobody on AB has kissed me today.

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You say we have freedom to believe what we shall believe in america.Well why is Miss America getting blasted for her beliefs in what Gods word says about gay marriage?Her religion says it is an abomination so doesnt she have the right to believe that? A) She's not Miss America (she lost) and B) freedom means you get to voice opinions, whatever they are. That means people who believe the opposite of what she believes still get to express their opinions. Your troll attempts are still terrible.

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If you had an erection lasting more than 4 hours would you call your doctor or call everybody? :0) It's not as fun as it sounds.

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A sphere with a 2-inch radius is packed in a cube so that all sided touch. How much empty space is left in the cube? Volume of cube with 4" sides - volume of sphere with 2" radius.

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Whats wrong with big girls? I'm sick of seeing all these itty bitty diet coke drinking women who eat an almond a day! What do you people think? Can Big be Beautiful? I know I am both :) I Haz Curves. So you're angry that people judge you for your body and your reaction is to express contempt towards people based on their body. Riiiight.

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If you could have prevented any single fashion trend from ever happening, what would you have stopped? Can I just choose the 1980s?

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I can't wait for church tonight,so I can learn more about my saviour,and worship Him and give Him the glory He much deserves.How about the rest of you fellow brothers and sisters in Christ? Terrible troll is terrible.

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Besides denying global warming, what other crazy beliefs will get you a Republican job? * A penchant for having anonymous gay sex in public stalls. * A keen interest in erotic fiction which must include at least one of the following: bestiality, rape, excessive drug use, scatological humiliation. * A generally hypocritical hatred of someone who has different beliefs than you. I think any of those would suffice, but two couldn't hurt. Ahh, here's hoping the GOP...

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What's your favorite Apple Computer joke? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JixbzFjv_cU Amuses me.

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Where can I find a list of all the music I loved from 1998-1999? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time shutup find it lazyballs. I only want the nice people to answer this question. Well since you asked so nicely, you can start here: http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx It's not a complete list, but it'll probably get you what you want.

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Have a look at this video and tell me what you think? Thank god I only wasted 5 seconds of my life.

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You can always find____________in the big apple? dinner.

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Whats the best place to take a date for doughnuts? I don't know if doughnuts constitutes a date. Maybe a cafe that serves coffee drinks is better. They generally have pastries there, too, if that's your jam.

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Why do people not realize that obama does not care what the American people want? Sure he cares about others, but not Americans. I was going to respond with some hilarious remarks about your mental deficiencies, but I decided against it. Not because they weren't hilarious (because trust me, they were), but because you wouldn't respond. I can see you answering questions and never commenting, that's OK, but you're going out of your way to ASK people their opinions and yet you refuse to acknowledge them.

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Do you think George W Bush is an alien? He seems like a nice, normal guy to be honest. It just sucks that he went into politics, because he really wasn't good at it. As a result, a shitload of people blindly hate him or blindly idolize.

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A zebra's stripes never change . . . An elephant's face never changes . . . A panther never changes its colour . . . An alligator never_______________ leaves the seat up.

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Im 22 yrs old and have ADD and i am starting to take adderall RX and i want to know if i take adderall the non genaric adderalls will that have a better effect on me than the RX one The generic is effectively the same as the name brand and they both require a perscription. I am really amused that this is under "meditation" instead of "medication". Cracks me up.

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Since Cheney's daughter is now saying what we did was not torture, are you swayed? Which daughter? They gay one that Cheney hates, or the one that's married to the former General Counsel for the Department of Homeland Security? The answer is "no" either way, but I am curious.

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Are you or do you know any one that is a contortionist? Closest I get is yoga instructor.

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Is "fat penguin" a good ice breaker? That is most excellent. I'm going to walk up to someone today and say "fat penguin". When they're befuddled, I'll tell them I thought it was a good ice break. CLASSIC SIR. You ready for Tuesday? I'm excited.

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Do you have a pencil within reach? It's all I use.

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And im only 17 i cant eat coz i feel sick u no dat etin wen ur sck iz bad cuz it hurtz so don do it LOLOLOOLOLOOOOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL u no wat i men?

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Is there a secret group of individuals, working as directly and conciously for Satan as Christians do for God, if not more so, controlling the course of world events? Definitely, and the only way to stop them is to send me money.

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What is your opinion on dating different people throughout your life, versus just one person throughout your life? Variety is the spice of life.

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Do you actually take stock of what you have before you go shopping? Not really, no. I probably should, but I go to the store everyday anyways.

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Who do you think will be the first five players will be taken in tomorrow's 2009 NFL Draft? Stafford, Andre Smith, Aaron Curry, Michael Crabtree, Eugene Monroe

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How do I stop looking at woman's cleavage? Constantly wear really dark sunglasses.

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What if the sun shone in the night and the moon in the day? Then we'd just call "day" night and "night" day and continue on as usual.

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Who would win: Michael Phelps or Lance Armstrong? In a swimming event? I'd go for Phelps. In a cycling event? Gotta go for Armstrong. In a testicle competition? That's all Phelps.

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Can you be in a loving, intimate, passionate relationship with someone without sex? Am I seriously going to be the only one that says no? Great, now I feel like a crapsandwich.

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How close have you come to dying? The closest I came is when I fell off my motorcycle. It wasn't really that close to death, I've been lucky.

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How do you rate in Social Dominance Orientation. Take the test in the LINK: You got a result of 25% on the SDO scale. Low But what does all this actually mean? As stated at the start of the test, Social Dominance Orientation predicts political leanings. Since you scored low on SDO, you're probably a liberal! People with high SDO scores tend to believe that one group should be placed above other groups. This correlates to having sexist and racist viewpoints...

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If you were to be asked to do a strip tease, give a 45 yr old woman oral sex and full out hump the next girl that you see for 1500 dollars would you Strip tease, easy. Cougar taming? Dangerous, but doable. And the next girl I see will likely be hot, so I can man up and hit it hard. Like a boss.

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If you were to attend a major league baseball game, would you bring a baseball glove with you? If I had one handy. I used to go to Marlins games when I was in Miami on nice days because it was $2. I don't really watch baseball, it's a bit long for me, but if it's a nice day out I'm all for it. Plus I get to trash talk, which is enjoyable. I always get one of those disgusting hot dogs that you know are really bad for you, various nasty foods that I'd...

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What's in your Black Book? My "Little Black Book" is my cellphone. If I had halfway decent handwriting I'd totally have a black book. It seems so classy and dignified. But I don't, and I'm bad with those types of things so I'd just lose or forget about it.

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Have u ever been caught looking at a girls ass By the owner of aforementioned ass? I can't say that I have.

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Do you like "dry" chicken or "juicy" chicken? Commercials that show "juicy" chicken make me want to "gag"! Dry chicken, to me, doesn't taste good. But I do have a question for your: how do you order your steak?

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Why does everyone think they believe in the right religion? isn't it just comical that most religions with an exception of Buddhism contain the same common trends like eternal damnation if one doesn't do what their religion says? The Western religions are basically the same: Islam, Christianity, and Judaism. Eastern religions are a bit more varied, but I see your point. People who are religious have a vested interest in believing that they have the "right" religion. They are giving up some freedoms in order to get a big payoff in the afterlife; if they accept the possibility that they are wrong then all...

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Do you use your x-ray vision for good or evil? Oh, it's gotta be evil/entertainment.

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Kim Kardashian claims to be a size 2. If that azz is a size 2, what size is yours? Even I know that's a horrible lie. Pretty funny try though.

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Who is your favorite superman,batman or spiderman BATMAN

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Why is alan newby such a cu'nt??? he keeps stopping me going the gym by plying me with booze!!! Probably because he wants to liquor you up and take advantage of you.

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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:morron Seriously, spell check shit. Barito, morron, sandwitch

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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:taco Pink.

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Have you ever gotten a kiss you did not expect? Actually I have. I went to dinner with three friends and for some reason three girls decided to join us. In a four person table. Although cramped, it was enjoyable.

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Was it fair that Miss California was asked a question about gay marriage during the Miss USA contest? Shouldn't Miss USA contestants be solely judged on T&A and not political beliefs? "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should...

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Do people ever tell you, that you look like your parents?does it annoy you? I hear that all the time and I feel weird because I want to look like myself and not my parents. I pretty much look like you combined my mom and dad, no pool boy error here. It doesn't bother me, I mean I do actually look like them. As far is it somehow ruining your individuality, looking like someone doesn't make you act like someone.

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I have a new sign for my pool "Welcome to Marguritaville". Where should I hang it? First, get a sharpie and change that "u" to an "a". But yea, over the bar sounds like a good place.

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I noticed someone asked if it was ok if a 35 year old man was dating a 19 year old woman. Everyone that answered said it was fine if they were in love. Would the response be different if it was a 35 year old woman dating a 19 year old 'man'? Ain't nothing wrong with cougars.

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What do YOU do when you are short on cash? Ramen and malt liquor. Ohh college.

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Anything you want to say to me on Answerbag, while I'm drunk? Drunk at 3? You, ma'am, are a champion. I'll be joining you in a few hours.

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What is your favorite cut of steak? Strip, Sirloin, filet mignon, T-Bone, porterhouse, or other? New York Strip...ahh, tastalicious.

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I just loaded a bootleg copy of Windows 7 (64bit) on my HP Desktop. Clean install on a fresh new hard drive. It is running great! All drivers installed automatically. No HP crud. Much better than Vista. Anyone else? Pretty sure Windows 98 was better than Vista. But alas, I'm running XP 64. As far as stable operating systems come and go, it's pretty money.

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Do you think you could fool (beat) a polygraph test? I like the think I can, but I'm basing that solely off of random movies I've seen. In reality, probably not. I'd give it the 'ol college try.

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Why do you eat animals? They are tasty and delicious.

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Can you think of a career where someone who really likes to smoke pot can still be successful? Really likes to smoke pot as in, constantly baked 24x7? Yea, that pretty much limits you to fry cook or some sort of degenerate strip-club DJ.

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Guys only : Would You Rather: date a Japanese female or a Chinese female? Although it's tempting to vote Japanese on this one, let's face is sushi is awesome, I find Japanese culture to be a little bit too much for me. I guess I'll go Chinese.

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I'm high as a kite right now, how do you feel about that? Grow up and do coke like a real man, seriously.

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Do you ever lie on your bed naked and think about trains? Trains as in locomotives or train as in the sexual act? Either way: no.

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What do Arabs and Muslims have in common? One is an ethnocultural group, the other are adherents to Islam. I guess the best answer to your question is some Arabs are Muslim, but it's effectively asking "what do the Greeks and olives have in common?"

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Is my political party dead? Those are signs of life, actually.

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I really want to get it on tonite but it might be another night of low confidence, shyness etc. What can i do to change this? If it's going to be another night of low confidence, etc, because that's basically how you are every night then your best bet is to make little changes to your personality to rectify that. That withstanding, just get drunk and find a cougar. Crude? Yes. But also practical for what you're going after. Wrap it up.

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As a child did your parents put you to bed early when it was still light out and your friends were still playing outside? When I was a little kid I had to be in bed by 8. It's so ingrained in my head that when it's after 8 I think "SHIT! It's so LATE". And then I remember that it's really not late.

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Is the internet Cancer? The internet itself? Not at all. Some of the people on it? That's a little closer to home.

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Should a woman be able to have multiple abortions? I see no problems with multiple abortions, unless they're being done at the same time. That's inadvisable.

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Can I give you hell? Only if you wrap it in fitting paper. And a bow. That shit NEEDS a bow.

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How many firearms have you owned in your lifetime including ones you have sold? None

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With all these pirates do you feel it will be safe to take a cruise now? Cruise ships generally don't travel past the Somali coast...I think you're good.

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If you were forced to get a tattoo, where would you get it? I'd go all out DMX style: outline of a pit bull on my back.

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Cricket is a stupid game, wouldn't you agree? I find the game a bit...odd, and overly long. I wouldn't go as far as to say it's stupid, though.

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Have you seen this idiot CNN reporter who tried to make a Tax Day Tea Party look like some sort of anarchist blood rally? I haven't, from what I read it was pretty docile with silly, low-brow, signs and costumes. However, in his defense the "Tax Day Tea Party" was comically ridiculous.

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If you could live forever . . .in good health. . .would you want to? Such an interesting question that is easy to go back-and-forth on. One the one hand, it would be cool to see how civilization progresses and to know first-hand what happened. The amount of skills you could attain and the knowledge you could possess would be immense! But it is a double-edged sword: you also get to witness all of the horrors. Now, the real bad part that people focus on...

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Should a woman be able to have multiple abortions? I don't see the problem with multiple abortions, unless they're being done at the same time. That would be inadvisable.

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I'm pretty sure the participants in the "teaparty" have never been to a High Tea. They are elegant, graceful, and quite lovely. I saw nothing elegant, graceful or lovely in the people and their signs. Did you? It's AWESOME, quite possibly the most hilarious "grass-roots protest" I've ever heard of in American history. Planned by Dick Armey and funded by right-wing billionaires, aww yea. Fight THE MAN. Oh wait, you're the man....well, stand out in the rain with really unfunny signs and ridiculous costumes. YEA! I find myself hoping that they chanted "No taxation...

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Do you break the law regurlarly? can you tell me what you do? I hop the turnstile getting on the metro when I forget my metrocard.

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What, what, in the butt? Terrible post is terrible.

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How many visible scars do you have? Just four

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Should i dump my boyfriend?yes/no Yes, yes you should.

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What can be done about baby killer Obama? Seriously, you should move to Columbia and live out the rest of your days in some drug-induced stupor. I think you'd be happy.

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Is it still hip to think Obama is cool or is he overrated now? He's still hip and/or fly.

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Do you find prayers are effective when you have nothing else to do during depression? I find Zoloft more effective than prayer.

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What habits or mannerisms of yours remind you of your mother or father? I eat and drink just like my mom, it's eerie. Different foods, of course, but the same mannerisms.

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What is the WORST person you could imagine ever finding yourself with like. Describe them physical and personality. An uglier version of Ann Coulter.

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Would anybody like to listen to a happy little song? That is a happy little tune

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If I was fortunate enought to run into you at the mall, how do I know it is you? I've got that swag, as they say.

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How are new cities created? When a mommy city and a daddy city love each other very much....

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Do you trust your intuition?` 60% of the time it works every time.

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Rush Limbaugh gave Obama a very real, unsarcastic compliment today about his handling of the pirate/ hostage situation. Any comments or thoughts? The man also plays the song "Barack the magic negro", so it's pretty clear what he thinks of the man.

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What is the name of woman famous or not who you consider to be "leggy"? (legs that go right up to her a@@) I'm not really a leg guy, but Gisele Bundchen, Milla Jovovich, Megan Fox (sort of), and Charlize Theron have some legs on 'em.

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Link/Embed the picture you're currently using as your Desktop wallpaper. I move between these two.

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Who is your most favorite president and vice president they don't have to be in the same term? ( Mine is Obama And Lyndon B. Johnson ) Politically or just guys that I think are cool? For the former, I'd go FDR (winning by a mile) and Nelson Rockefeller. For the latter, Eisenhower and Teddy Roosevelt.

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My friend Arisztid has been on AB 2 years yesterday. Would anyone like to congratulate and thank him for his great contributions to this site. He is a great ABer & an awesome friend. (sorry for the lateness of this) A very interesting character, no doubt. Variety is the spice of life, as they say, and AB is better off for having him. Congrats.

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News Flash...Have you heard? Captain Richard Phillips has been rescued. Three pirates killed. I guess I will not be changing my career to pirate. It seemed oh-so-glamorous.

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What are some names you're thinking of for your future kids? Yasmine for a girl, she'll also be a tennis player.

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How observant are you? Take the awareness test. I got the passes right, but that bear...man what a tricky bear.

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Any one else have a really strong craving for brownies right now? That sounds absolutely delicious...hmmm brownies.

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What did you think about President George W. swapping spit with the King of Saudi Arabia? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At least he didn't bow, am I right?

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Down with Affirmative Action! At least if universities are going to keep it, then make aff action apply to Sports as well so we give other ethnicities a chance! Affirmative Action, based on race, is starting to outlive its usefulness. I would like to see it changed to reflect someones economic standing rather than race. Applying something like that to sports actually makes no sense whatsoever. Sorry, you're on your own for that one.

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Obama removed the CEO of General Motors. WHO should be the replacement? If we could lure Sergio Marchionne to GM, that'd be awesomesauce.

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Sry-every1-my-letter-(eye)-key-1s-m1ss1ng-and-my-space-1s-f'd-up... 1-just-posted-a-quest1on-but-my-computer-1s-so-retarded-1dk-wut-happened-2-t... so-anyways-please-tell-me-wut-u-guys-th1nk-th1s-means.... after-a-couple-of-months-not-talkn-2-me-my-e Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> System Tools -> Character Map Congratulations, you now have an "i" and a " " back.

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Which profession you admire most - doctor, lawyer, teacher or engineer? Engineers have an important job, but it's fairly easy to learn the trade. Teachers have a mostly thankless job, and really aren't compensated. Lawyers are definitely the most under-appreciated of the lot. They work 90 hour weeks and they are responsible, directly and indirectly, for almost everything that we do. Doctors are certainly admired, but they also aren't...

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Which profession you admire most - doctor, lawyer, teacher or engineer? Engineers have an important job, but it's fairly easy to learn the trade. Teachers have a mostly thankless job, and really aren't compensated. Lawyers are definitely the most under-appreciated of the lot. They work 90 hour weeks and they are responsible, directly and indirectly, for almost everything that we do. Doctors are certainly admired, but they also aren't...

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Michelle Obama gave Carla-Bruni-Sarkozy a guitar as token of friendship is that appropriate? Sure, Carla Bruni is more that just a pretty face - she's also a singer/songwriter.

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Is it true that your body can only take in 50 grams of protein at a time? Yes and no. You can drink like, 5 protein shakes and not DIE, but your body will only metabolize 50 or so grams of it.

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Is it wrong to do this to Tail-Gaters. Mount an old windowscreen washer setup in your trunk, two small holes for the sprays, fill the bottle with brake fluid to spray back on the tailgater - Won't strip their paint if they are not so damn close... Pretty much a dick move.

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Do you think being fit is overrated? I'd say it's underrated, if anything.

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What was your most hated class in high school? Mine is computer apps. I hate that class so much. Health. I'll never get those three hours a week, or whatever it was, back. I did learn some good things, though, like my body has these "bone" things in them. Way too technical for me.

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Do you have a Twitter, Myspace AND a Facebook account? If you do do you mostly have the same friends on all three accounts? I had FB for awhile, but it got far too distracting. And tough to keep up with. Actually that's mostly just a cover for the fact that I forgot my password and it's set to my old university e-mail address. I spent the last two hours trying to find a twitter posse. Is it bad that I don't want to block the spam-bot? I mean, he IS following me.

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Would you rather run, walk or bike on a Mountain Trail? Running is quite relaxing, and with my luck I'd fall down the mountain on a spiky bike.

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On your drivers licence did you fill out a donor card ? if no, why not? Yup

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Men, do you iron your own dress shirts? I do, but I'd rather someone else did it.

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Do you think anyone has tried to steal the social security number from the lifelock commercials? Haha, I was JUST thinking that yesterday. I bet it's not even his social.

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Would you change your preference for fast food if you knew how many calories the food contains? Fast food gets a bad rap, many chain restaurants have much worse food. A burger and fries at Ruby Tuesdays clocks in at 1500 calories, equivalent to three Quarter Pounders and a medium fries from McDonalds.

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How many eggs with you be boiling and dyeing? Now that you mention it, probably six. I haven't done that in like five years.

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Flexing in front of the bathroom mirror. The height of conceit or a reasonable reward for the hard work of an exercise regimen? I do look at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I flex, but I'm usually just enamored by my overall good looks. Reflection perfection. Most would agree that I'm fairly conceited, but I don't know if I would classify looking at oneself in the mirror as vanity; there's more to it.

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If someone asks you to do something, on a scale of 1-10 what is the likelihood you'll actually do it? One a scale of 1-10 what is the likelihood you'll SAY you'll do it? I'm actually pretty good at doing what I say I'll do, maybe it's not "on time" but wha-eva. So the two will have to match, and I don't do EVERYTHING people ask of me (some people ask me stupid things), so I'll go with 7 and 7.

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With all the shootings that have been happening lately,is it time to ban the ownership of automatic weapons?(not banning the right to own guns as stated in the constitution,just the type of guns one can own) It is pretty ridiculous isn't it? We used to have a ban on assault weapons, and it was fairly effective for how limited it was. I'm with you, but it'll be hard. As you can see from the responses so far, people love them some assault weapons.

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Do you like ice cream cake? It's pretty delicious

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I have been asked to join penthouse, should i go for it? Well, I assume you applied which means you wanted to go in the first place. So...yes.

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Ten bowling pins are set up in the usual way forming a triangle with the point facing the bowler. How can 3 pins be moved so that the 10 pins are still set up in the conventional manner but with the point of the triangle away from the bowler? Behold, a GREAT picture that I made.

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What will get me drunk with 5 dollars? Malt liquor, you can get two 40s for under $5. You can get two 40s and a can of orange juice for just about $5

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Can you tie a Freudian slip knot? I can, but it always ends up looking like a penis.

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If I bought frozen fruit and let it defrost would it be good in a fruit salad to bring to a party or would is taste gross and everyone would stare at me like I'm the one who ruined the party? Should I just buy fresh fruit? Am I just being cheap? I think frozen fruit is good in smoothies and puréed to make various sauces. Maybe it's OK to eat in a fruit salad...but I'd totally give you the evil eye and be like "Oh, you're the one that brought the frozen fruit eh? Yea I broke my tooth on a blueberry that was still frozen, I thought it was going to be all mushy like the other fruit". OK, I...

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Has someone cooked something for you and it was disgusting? if so who and what? My friends girlfriend was "a great cook" according to my friend. So he made me come over and witness her cooking prowess....man was it disgusting. She made meatballs that were undercooked and incredibly salty, I actually vomited after eating. What's worse, they then invited me back THE NEXT week for enchilada night. It didn't induce vomit, but it wasn't good by any...

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Is the new Fast and Furious movie any good? I heard it was the best of the franchise, and it made boat-loads of money.

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How can I compress 5.8gb of files down to 4.5 to fit on a dvd? I have tried winrar and 7zip. I would rather not go to 2 dvds. If it's a video file, you can re-encode the video to make it smaller. If it's just data files then you're probably screwed.

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Why are people already blaming obama for the bad economy..I am a republican, but jeeze he has only been in office 2 1/2 months..? The simple answer: people are stupid. Be glad you don't fall into that category.

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Attention Answer Baggers: For now on, every tuesday will officially be "Tea-bag Tuesdays" on AB. How does this idea sound? I'm not all about getting tea-bagged, or tea-bagging for that matter. Arabian goggles, on the other hand...

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On the menu for tonight is "Pigs in a blanket" with Chili poured over them. Does this sound good to you? What is dinner at your house? Grilled chicken with couscous.

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So, what did Obama's telepromter tell the world today? Like, OH EM GEE, politicians use speechwriters. I am outraged by this, RABBLE RABBLE!

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If you noticed a friend or family member started gaining A LOT of weight after they got married would you say something? Depends, if it were a guy then I would. It's easier to say that stuff to guys, you can even go as far as saying "hey fattie...what's up with all that fat?" and there would be no hard feelings. If it were a girl...yea, nothing would get said.

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I am shopping for an athletic cup, but all of them seem to be too small for me. Do you have any ideas of something other then a cup that I can use? You can get a thimble at your local supermarket ::cue drum solo::

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As a male, what is the most feminine thing youve done? I've been to a day spa; manicure, cucumber on the eyelids, the whole shabang.

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How many of you can read this? Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses a Dmub pleope can raed it too, slady.

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Do you really like you......In a 0-10 scale how much you likes you? I'm going to crank that to 11

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What celebrity matches your personality? My personality is very Clooneyesque.

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Who needs to be added to the 2009 Bracket of Evil? I'll give Bernie Madoff an 11 seed.

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Who else wants to watch Osama Bin Laden swing from a short rope hung from a tall tree? Not really, no. They don't use trees, by the way, they use cranes.

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At the restaurant i work, a guest ask for an item that we are out of . the guest gets very upset and starts to walk out of the restaurant. how should i handle this situation? You should let them walk out. A person who throws a tantrum like that isn't going to tip well anyways.

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What would a teen boy want to do more, crack off a couple of clips in a tec-9, Uzi, AK-47, and a mac-10 fully automatic or get an oral job from a cute cheerleader? There really aren't many things that trump getting a hummer from a hot chick. Shooting a gun is not one of those things.

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My BF always goes to like the strip clubs and like what I was wondering is do u think he is cheating on me? In the immortal words of Chris Rock, ain't no sex in the champagne room.

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Does anybody else here like the show house? favorite episode? favorite character? best season? greatest case? It's probably one of the best shows currently on TV, at least top 5. It's the perfect combination of drama, character development, and comedy. My favorite episode is probably the one when House and Cuddy are on a flight and the rest of the crew are trying to solve another case. Best case...I'd say the one where Cutthroat Bitch dies in the bus accident.

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Why won't House and Cuddy just eph-ing DO IT ALREADY? Grief is an excellent social lubricant. They're going to do it, and it's going to end so badly. I can't wait. They would make a legitimately good couple, it's a shame we probably won't ever see it culminate into anything substantial. At least not until the show ends for good.

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After the house episode 'Love Hurts' when House agreed to go on a date with Dr. Cameron, and he hurt her feelings, did they ever date again? Not yet, though who knows what gems they'll pull out. You never can tell with the House writing staff, they are trixy.

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How could they kill Kutner? Are you shocked, too? David Shore doesn't do "happy endings", so I'm not all that surprised. But I am sad, Kutner was one of my favorite characters on House. He was basically a dramatic extension of Kumar. He was great. It'll be interesting to see the fallout will be; House was really warming up to Kutner. He was the one coming up with all the ideas, thinking outside the box, coming up...

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Do you miss George Bush yet? I weep every hour on the hour since he left office. Such a great political mind. His greatness is reflected in our strong economy and strong world position. Here's hoping Obama gets thrown out on his terrorist butt and we get eight more years of Bush! King Bush has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

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Is Nostrodomus wrong about what will happen in 2012 ?or is it bull what everyone says? I don't think he predicted anything in 2012, it's mostly some "historian" who mistakenly noted that the Mayans predicted the world would end in 2012. In case you were wondering, they didn't. I really don't think anyone truly believes some sort of 2012 apocalypse will happen, and if they do you really should take advantage of them. Offer, say, $100 now for all of...

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Are your online friendships real, or just more convenient because they do not require as much effort and less is asked of you? There are a few that I consider to be real friendships but the bulk of them fall into the "acquaintance" category.

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How does God get informed about what over 6 billion people are doing every day? Twitter.

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Riddle: What can fall but not get up, what has feet but can't run and what has eyes but can't see? My great-grandfather.

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What happens if i eat too much white bread because... You will be attacked by a flock of geese wanting their fix.

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Anyone interested in getting as many down-ratings as possible, pricking the ego of some of the 'uber Abers' and getting AB back to basics in the process? I call it 'bagacide' : ) That will end so poorly for you for two reasons: 1) the negative points don't really do anything and 2) AB is more than a question and answer site, it's a social networking site. If you end up DRing someone they'll just post a question about being DR'd and get MASSIVELY up-rated. Meaningless internet points are serious business.

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Do you just answer questions on the expectation of getting points, or just for the sake of answering a question? I totally don't have the e-popularity required to get to the next AB milestone, so I answer questions for the sake of answering them.

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Why do atheists celebrate Christian holidays? Pretty sure the way most Christians celebrate "Christian" holidays is considered sacrilegious anyways. Isn't Christmas akin to worshiping a false idol (Santa)? It promotes gluttony, too. That can't sit too well for the big man upstairs. *Time off from school/work *Chanukah presents suck compared to Christmas ones. Don't even get me started on Ramadan. ...

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Do you like cereal, question mark In the words of Biz Markie I'm the B-I-Z and it goes like this Eating a bowl of cereal's on top of my list Forget eating lunch; I like to munch On a stupid big bowl of Captain Crunch Whether it's Peanut Butter, Crunch Berries or Regular Feels real good going past my jugular

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What will you be doing for Easter 2009? Is it considered sacrilegious to get drunk and eat candy?

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How do i look? please tell the truth http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv41/pho tobugme/1258074366_82ade0f236.jpg?t=1238830851 You look like an Indian guy with long sideburns.

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If you have aliens in your neighborhood, who do you call: (1) Mulder & Scully from "X-Files" (2) the team from "Torchwood" (3) "Ghost Busters" (4) someone else? Well, the Ghost Busters always told me to call them. It would be irresponsible otherwise.

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Hush for a moment. Place your fingers on your keyboard. What do they want to say? awef dsasd fwqe I kept telling my left hand that if he didn't keep going to school eventually being illiterate would ruin him. If only he listened. If only...

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What is so fun and great about living on your own, independently? You don't need to wear pants.

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Are you taking any precautionary measure for summer ( Tan etc...)? I've been doing some extra running to make sure that winter blubber is gone, and when the freaking SUN decides to show itself I'll work on my tan as well.

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If 1 by 0 = Infinity Then definitly Infinity * Zero = 1 Prove it......... "If 1 by 0 = Infinity" That's the part that's wrong, no Fields Medal for you.

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Is the media responsible for the poor body image issues both men and women are dealing with today? I mean the pressure is on-the models in the media are poreless, anorexic,airbrushed to perfection. How often do you ever see anyone that great on the street It probably exacerbates some underlying insecurities, but it by no means causes them. Society says that certain people are beautiful. By nature people want to be beautiful, and by extension strive to achieve what people around them find attractive. It's just that with a more globalized media, the images of beauty are more widespread. So if someone is a bit insecure about their looks,...

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Do you feel that the crime will rise next 4 years with Obama's presidency? It did in the state of Maine, due to the liberal state governor, and due to the banned death sentence. Crime rate rose during the Reagan and first Bush years, crime rate fell during the Clinton years, and crime rate rose again during the younger Bush presidency. Crime rate in Germany (no death penalty) is lower than the crime rate in Texas (and the rest of the US, for that matter). If you try to focus on one small area you can argue almost anything, like that unemployment is almost zero and...

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Why are so many words not spelled correctly on this site? I can live with some bad grammar but there is no excuse for poor spelling anymore. Oh the irony, it's so delicious. There's at least three things wrong with your query.

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How do you feel about US/Canadian(and others)) jobs being outsourced to places like India and Mexico? When you call a US or Canadian company (for ex.) you are really talking to someone in India? How could either country allow the export of good jobs? The food you buy and the clothes you wear are also not American. I say let's fire some accountants and put them to work on a farm, and then fire some surgeons so we can bring BACK the lucrative sweatshop jobs, who's with me!? If you don't see what I'm getting at, I'm saying call-center jobs aren't the cream of the crop.

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What does moonshine taste like? Depends what kind of moonshine it is. Yes it burns, but if it's made anywhere in the south then it's based off of corn. Simply put: it tastes like burnt corn. And burning.

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What is the most beer you or someone you know has drank in one night? I used to go to a bar that had $2 pitchers and I'd typically go through $25. It was natty light, so it doesn't really count as beer, but still. And yes, I know $25 isn't divisible by two, but it's the cold hard facts of the case. I know I had at least six pitchers, who knows what happened after that. Maybe I converted it all to dollar bills and made it drizzle...

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What does it feel like to be drunk? I 'm tee-totaler all and since I'm a diabetic I'm very unlikely to start. But I am curious of what it feels like. Please be spesific! I'm guessing the feeling changes with the degree of intoxication? As you can tell from the respondents, it varies widely. Right now I'm pretty much tanked. And by tanked I of course mean drunk, I've had the equivalent of about 15 beers. That's how I roll. Tangents aside, my typing has become deteriorated (I have to focus on spelling and typing), I'm enamored by my reflection in the mirror, and I will likely be discussing economics...

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Young, smart, beautiful, well payed, loyal, kind, gentle, fun, breath taking (not in order)...Whats wrong with me? Woah woah woah, hold up. I'm the only narcissist from South Florida allowed on AB, there's a quota and you have to file the appropriate paperwork.

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[Fun Q] A person has killed 40 people, raped 100 girls and has robbed 24 banks. Think of any suitable punishment? Rape and homicide: always funny.

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If you met a girl named Temperance would you think that was a silly name or would it grow on you? What is your initial reaction to that name? Weirder than "Hope" but better than "KaSey". I met someone today whose name was KaSey - yea you've gotta capitalize the "S" like that. But if I met someone named Temperance I think I'd have to date her only so I could bring her to parties and introduce her; "Hi this is Temperance, I know what you're thinking and yes her parents did want a...

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I have won the lottery and will buy you any 1 item that you want. What do you want? A manor on Lake Como please

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Why was this question bounced as spam/offensive? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6062846 Someone who was offended that the notion that Biblical contradictions exist clicked that little "spam as offensive" button.

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For non-believers: Do you think you might 'get religion' on your death bed? I think I might "get massive amounts of morphine" on my death bed.

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Would you put in your will that you want your body to be donated to science? I think that's what I want done with my remains. Probably, I want to be cremated anyways so I don't think they'll notice a funky looking cuts made by retarded med students. BUT if something they discover by testing on me cures a disease I want that cure named after me. Maybe even name some schools after me and some golden statue, too.

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What could we learn from “Life Cycle”. Serious answer will receive good points. Is "Life Cycle" a book or a documentary of some sort? Or do you just mean the general birth-mate-death cycle, or the more specific biological cycle for cells?

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Does anyone else think that answerbag should have a 'report abuse' button to avoid online bullying, pointless arguments and general abuse? I think it would be abused; eventually people would start reporting abuse when others disagreed with them. "Unsubscribe from comments" will get the job done pretty well.

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So i hear ya like mudkips.... NO!

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If you want to read a book while happily sitting outside, where would (or do) you go? Central Park.

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What do you not like in sandwhiches? extra H's

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If you were to die right now how would you be remembered? For all my accomplishments, I'd inevitably be remembered as that guy who died at the library.

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Would you think your date was cheap if he took you to an all you can eat buffet? Cheap? Probably. Had terrible taste? Likely. Most all you can eat buffets are pretty terrible.

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Name a Word that follows BUTTER...? (no googling pleeeeease!) :) Butter face, aww yea.

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I'm going to buy a t-shirt that has Obama's face on it with the slogan on it that says "Welcome Back Carter". Would you say anything to me if you saw me wearing it? I probably wouldn't say anything to you, and I'd also get the theme song to Welcome Back, Kotter stuck in my head. But if you said anything I'd discount it as the nonsensical ramblings of an idiot and think of that episode where Barbarino dances to his song.

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Would you let you kid go to this prom http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/parents-talk-back/parents-talk-back/2009/03/john-burroughs-high-schools-prom-invitation-pushes-the-envelope/ Hahaha, leave it to suburban kids to go totally emo.

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What is the nature of the chase? Chasing...?

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Monday morning when my father woke up he coughed up some blood, it was bubbly at first then it turn out to streaks of blood, then it stop, he's a smoker. is this lung cancer? Probably not; what's more likely is that he had a bloody nose sometime during the night. But going to the doctor couldn't hurt.

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Why do people care so much about being downrated, and then go on to say they arent here for the points? I was always amused by that notion. Fake internet points are serious business, it seems.

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Why is Hitler called the most evil man ever,when Stollin killed way more people than he did? Stollin was such a jerk, am I right?

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Artificial Sweetners Suck Yo! If you want a PureAwesome Cookie you need real Sugar? Am I right yo? Holla at your Girl? I had SplendaCookies once and they weren't that bad, but it doesn't beat the real thing.

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What do you love? lamp

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What the the benefits of having trees outside your home? Lets you hang a proper hammock, which is quintessential relaxation.

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What is the mass of a person who is 6 foot tall and weighs 250 pounds? About 110kg, height doesn't matter.

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I just realized that all my long term boyfriend's dad's names were Bruce and they were Irish with the last name that started with an M. Is there any strange connection between your past relationships like that? That's nifty. Sadly I'm lame and don't have any cool links like that. The closest I could come is that all of my girlfriends have had at least one parent who is: a vegetarian, a tennis player, a gymnast, a doctor, or a dancer. A total cop out; it's basically like saying "all of my girlfriends' moms have been under ten feet tall". I tried, and I was...

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What do you like to eat eat eat more of? Apples or Bananas? I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas! Shit I haven't thought of that song in so long. But yea, apples all the way. Bananas are gone too fast, it's like four bites and WHAM gone and I'm still hungry. Also, they're also phallic so I can't help but laugh whilst eating bananas.

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I am trying to figure out a way to find out if my bf is still looking at porn. He is very sneaky and knows i will break up with him if i ever found him watching it or find recent porn on his comp. Please anyone help me who is a good spy. This may sound harsh, but if you're going to end a relationship if someone watches porn then you may as well take your vows and head to the nearest convent.

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Is the U.S.A fighting a Second Civil War? I was inside most of the day, but I'm still confident that there isn't some ferocious war in the streets. Let me double check. Yup: no civil war.

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What is the difference between life in Florida and in California? Despite their geographic locations, they're quite similar. Both have their share of natural disasters (hurricanes vs earthquakes), housing bubbles (go-go McMansions), political scandals, great weather, similar agricultural (behold the power of ORANGE) and media exports (music vs movies)...oh, and they're both intensely multicultural. They're quite similar on a socioeconomic...

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What is the opposite of the term “photogenic?” Unphotogenic, unfortunately; there's no really snazzy suffix. Blame the guy that coined the term, he was flying by the seat of his pants on that one.

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What do you call sloppy joes, where i come from we call them bar-b-ques, from where my wife is from they call them slush burgers has anyone else heard of this I call them Sloppy Joes. I'm hoping to meet someone that calls them "Manwiches" so I can relentlessly mock them.

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Know your Bible? The most wisest man ever lived...what was his name and. . .what was his race? Pretty sure the Bible has this character that shows up from time to time; some sort of divine creator or somesuch. Anyways, he's apparently omniscient, which I think qualifies for "most wisest". Knowing everything that has ever, or will ever, happen is pretty wise. His name: God AKA Yahweh AKA Jehovah AKA Tha Masta Blasta. As far as race goes, I think He's in his own...

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Who is your favorite actor-slash-rapper? Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch doesn't count, we're talking successful music careers here. I'll go with Mos Def; he's a legitimately good actor.

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The Sham Wow guy punches a hooker. What do you think about this? He claims to have punched her because she bit his tongue, but I bet it's because he learned she wasn't German. But this leads to an even bigger question: why does the ShamWow guy have to pay for sex in Miami?

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New Christian Dating Site being advertised on AB features a woman accentuating her very large breasts, does that seem very Christian? I'm with you on this one, at least in principle. I don't get how people are confused, taking the "oh breasts are breasts they aren't evil" approach. Do they think we're dumb? The ad is hypocritically hilarious because they're claiming to appeal to a community that is all about morality and downplaying sexuality, but they accomplish this with boobies....

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Ever had a crush on a fellow ABer?? =) who was it & how did things work out between you two? did they know you liked them? please share. =D Does self-love count? 'Cause I'm pretty fond of myself. It's my charm that gets me, really.

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In your opinion, what is a great break-up song? I generally don't listen to lyrics, nor do I go reeling from a break-up, so for me a good break-up song is either a) something that is really loud-and-fast b) something that is really funny or c) something that would help me pull new talent. This one is pretty inappropriate, but man is it funny. And catchy.

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What are you going to be doing for Earth Hour tonight? I had dinner by candlelight enjoying my newly painted walls. It's basically the only way they look good, anyways. Then I got pretty drunk and poured one on the curb for Earth.

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Does your retainer give you a headache? Yea it does, but mostly because I usually forget to wear it so I remember and put it in it doesn't fit right and gives me a headache. Which just makes me not want to wear it....such a downward spiral.

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Marina Sharapova or Anna Kournikova? Can't pick and choose, you've gotta go for the total package Dude, for the record when I wrote this question way back when I did in fact type MARIA SHARAPOVA and not Marina.

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If your wife asks who is your dream girl excepting her ? What will be your answer? I would have her listen to this song: "Last week thought I saw you on the street, turns out it was a bag of trash. Just a big 'ol bag of trash. I thought you looked like a bag of traaash" I cannot keep it together when I listen to this song.

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The model depicted in the ad on here for BBW singles isn't even fat. What do you think about that? I went searching for this ad and couldn't find it. Then it randomly came up! She doesn't seem fat, but she sure has terrible posture. Maybe she just has a normal face and an oddly fat body.

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Have you ever danced a Tango? I have, not nearly as good as other people I'm sure, but it's a useful dance to know.

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Would you give your life to save a stranger? Hell to the no. Anyone who says otherwise is lying, otherwise they'd have signed their organ donor card and off'd themselves.

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Madonna- still hot or SO ten years ago? I'm going to abstain from calling her attractive; she looks exactly like my aunt. I will say that she looks good for her age.

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Can you burn or brand off your fingerprints? if not is there away you can forever be printless?... Wearing gloves does the trick.

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When, do you think, would be the worst time to die? Probably during sex, because not only are you dead but you just traumatized some poor soul. She would live the rest of her life thinking that she rode someone to death. That'd probably lead to subconsciously holding back during the rest of her sexual encounters, too.

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What's your favorite Easter candy? A giant chocolate bust of Peter Rabbit. I don't even know if they make those, but shit that'd be so cool.

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Why do vegetarians spend so much energy trying make food look feel and taste like meat when they have meat that dose this? Shouldn't they want it all to taste like brussel-sprouts or something? It does seem comically hypocritical doesn't it? People demonize something and then try to emulate it. If I were to wager a guess, it's because meat tastes good. Vegetarians don't hate the flavor, just the process by which meat-eaters get the flavor. These meat-flavored dishes may very well be a means to convert meat-eaters to a vegetarian lifestyle. I agree, it's...

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Why is it easier for people to believe in Satan , than God? Really not sure what you're asking; I assume by "believe in Satan" you mean Satanists. I can honestly say I've never met a Satanist who was over the age of 16. I'd be willing to bet that there are more people who believe the Earth is flat than are Satanists.

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Which group are you in? (see link) "You Scored as Trendy Your A Trendy" Whoever made this quiz is borderline illiterate.

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I need six names of animals that refer to types of bonds.So far I only got three - Bull , bear and tiger:( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(finance)#Bonds_issued_by_foreign_entities

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Would you encourage or discourage your daughter to become a model? Definitely would encourage her. I do find it ironic that people say they wouldn't let their daughters be so shallow and dumb. Congratulations, you don't want your daughter to be judgmental and superficial so you generalize an entire industry and forbid her from taking part. That my friends is hypocrisy 101. But hey, it sounds better than "I don't want strange men staring...

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You were just hired by Prince Charming. What is your new job? I'd imagine Wingman. The "Oh hi I'm Prince Charming" story doesn't work as well as it used to.

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The Wealth Gap gets wider. For each $1.00 held by the typical white family, the African American family now has only $0.10. In 2004, it was $0.12. Is this OK? See LINK: Building generations of wealth doesn't come about over night, unfortunately. It wasn't very long ago that blacks weren't given the opportunities allotted to whites. Now we don't have total equality, but it's leaps and bounds better than it was fifty years ago. Heck, it's endlessly better than it was twenty years ago. So no, it's not OK but it is expected.

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Do you know anyone with a "cat" house? You know the people who have cats and a litter box and it makes you want to throw up in your mouth a little bit? Have you told them their house smells or are you 'nice' about it? Can I say I don't like cats, or is there some pro-cat lobby on AB that will slam me for my distaste in their animal of choice? Cat houses do smell like cat, and no amount of air freshener can save it. I don't say anything to cat lovers about their smelly homes, partially because momma done taught me well and partially because some of them are kind of crazy.

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Where is your Erogenous Zone...? The penis.

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If i wake up one day to find out that i have dead balls...What should be the first immediate thing that i do? CPR, definitely CPR. Mouth-to-ball resuscitation maybe?

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Do we really need to know about Obama's final four? I suppose it's interesting, I don't really see how it discredits his Presidency like some people are implying. Millions of people spend 15 minutes and fill out a bracket; I know I did. But I have Pitt edging out Memphis in the finals.

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What would be the advantages of legalizing currently illegal drugs? Potheads would have nothing to complain about ever again...it would be so nice.

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Guys! Which car do you find hottest on girls???: 1. BMW or Mercades convertible or 2. a big lifted truck of some kind (f150, tundra, tacoma, gmc, ect.) I'll go for (1), but a Volkswagen Jetta is the quintessential girl car.

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What comes to mind when I say 'Brooklyn'? The bridge, it's really cool looking at night.

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Easelp pleh em . I tnaw stniop buoɹʍ ʇı buıop ǝɹ,noʎ

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I am recovering from being sick, my throat hurts still. Should I avoid working out until my throat feels better? Doing some cardio will actually boost your immune system. Doing too much will weaken it, though, so don't go crizazy.

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Ok..so i have mulitiple personality disorder..and i was wondering, when you switch personalities, are you supposed to remember anything that the others did? If you were suffering from Poly Dissociative Disorder I imagine you'd be the best source to ask. But no, typically they don't.

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What is your verdict on the new Kelly Clarkson album "All I Ever Wanted"? It's good, I suppose. I was hoping for songs that sounded more like Cascada or Jes Brieden, but she stuck to her style which is admirable. Track seven, "If I can't have you" is my favorite thus far.

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NEW!!...Answerbag Dating for the girls....which one will you choose? I'd go gay for Husam. I can tell he lets the groove on.

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Is There Really Anyway To Escape Your Feelings?.. I am Only 17 And Have Been Threw So Much And I Just Wanna Know If There Is Anything Better Then Music To Help Get Things Of My Mind? I hear capitalizing every letter in a sentence helps. On a more serious note: talking to someone usually helps, or if you don't like talking to people then write stuff down in a journal of some kind.

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A lot of people dont like my questions, so i have to go now, bye. Peace out girl scout.

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Which Player you use to play audio Files on Pc? I use Winamp

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Which are you most likely to do after drinking? Puke or pass out? I don't vomit actually, it's nice.

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A friend of mine is passing around a photo of a rabbit, being forced to 'toke' a bong. She thinks it is very funny - i think it is animal cruelty. Do you see the humor in it? This picture? It's really not that funny, but I wouldn't consider it cruel.

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Why do most people conform to society? Contrary to the pseudo-philosophies of cannabis-enthusiasts and suburban teens, society is actually a good thing. Simply put, it works. If you claim to be a counterculturist, you're likely lying to yourself. Wearing dark clothes with fingerless gloves and listening to really loud, unpopular music doesn't cut it. Sorry.

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I want to name my son Huckleberry. Whenever I tell someone this they laugh. What's wrong with Huckleberry? People generally mock those who name their children after a fruit. If you're not exclusively using the fruit then I imagine you're using the Mark Twain story sharing the same name. Huck Finn's father was a drunken hobo. Drunken hobos, by the by, aren't renowned for their name-giving abilities. Twain didn't sit there thinking "man, what would a drunken hobo...

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What form of life do you think will be next in line to replace humans when we go extinct? You figure if humans "go extinct" it will be because either we a) nuked each other or b) got rocked by some sort of cataclysmic natural disaster (super volcano, asteroid, et at). In either case, you end up with all land animals dead and the climate all screwy. If we are unfortunate to get hit by a pretty large asteroid (we're talking pretty serious size here, larger than...

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Why are Catholic priests sexually attracted to little boys? Years of celibacy Exposure to young, impressionable boys who see priests as safe figures ???? Doesn't take a neurosurgeon to piece this one together.

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What media term are you sick of? Mine is, "economic crisis" "Global economic storm" is the new "economic crisis", at least it sounds cooler. I'm just tired of hearing how screwed we are.

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What did you think of Dr. Manhattan's penis hanging out during the Watchmen? Were you offended or unaffected? Nixon made him cover it up, what a prude he was. I didn't really mind an eye full of giant blue penis, though.

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Some internet rag said that men were divided into two distinct groups: the Megan Fox camp and the Tina Fey camp. Which one do you fall into? Megan Fox all the way, though ain't nothing wrong with Tina Fey. According to aforementioned article.... "Megan Fox Guys: Unabashed bad-girl enthusiasts who like to cower in the presence of superior sultriness. Megan Foxers enjoy: shiny shirts, explaining their Chinese character tattoos, renting Jaguars, and quoting pickup artist "Mystery." They never quite got over...

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MY friends dog died....My rabbit was found dead when my sister pet it in the morning of Friday the 13th. Grandfather died on todays date at 3:33 How Can i not feel frightened something else will happen? It's just a fact of life. People died yesterday, they'll die today, and they'll die tomorrow. But if you want a meaningless piece of mind, bad things come in threes don't they?

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"There is not such think as a stupid question, just a lot of inquisitive idiots." We spend a lot of time asking and answering questions on here. So, do you agree or disagee and why? "The only stupid question is the one that isn't asked" "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who don't ask questions", et cetera. Spare the platitudes, there are stupid questions and lots of them. Just because a question is stupid doesn't make it inherently bad. If someone asks a stupid question, that is to say a question where the answer is...

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If the doctor on the tv show house was a real doctor, would you request to see him even if you had a life threatening illness? Hell yea, people almost never die on that show.

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How do you make a shoe stop untying itself? A stern talking to and, occasionally, a slap on the tongue.

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Would you buy your 14 year old son porn? Pfft, no. If my son can't use the internet by 14 then he doesn't deserve porn.

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Would you make fun of me if I told you I was wearing ladies deordarant? They say it's "strong enough for a man", so why not?

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Are you shocked that there won't be wedding bells for Bristol Palin and her baby's daddy? So Palin is officially a GILF now?

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Did you see the monkees on tv that use human hair as dental floss? The pop rock band from the 60s?

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Honest to god,my girlfriend is scared to go all the way because of my pp size.....what do i do? Honestly, it seems like it's just a good way for her to tell you she doesn't want to have sex with you. It leaves you swelling with pride AND accomplishes her goal of no sex. It's a win-win.

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You know the saying you get one phone call if arrested....do you get one email too? They actually don't have to give you a phone call, but they do have to contact your lawyer. If you only have your lawyers e-mail address then I suppose they'll send him an e-mail message on your behalf.

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If a rookie member answered all questions with' bust a move' would you flag them as nonsense? I think that constitutes Young MCism.

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Button is pressed Don't hold back.

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March is Women's History month. Are men going to whine that there should be a Men's History month? Normally I'd say no, but apparently people whine about having ::insert minority here:: awareness week/month so some probably will also call the whaaambulance about this.

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Honestly why do people think that they can mock and criticize Christianity more than any other religion? Seems like we have to have the most tolerance. They would never dare say things about other religions as they do about Christianity. Dude, people mock Islam way more than Christianity. I'd be willing to bet that, as a percentage of followers, Mormonism is the most mocked religion.

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Will you be participating in the LGBT Day of Silence this April 17, 2009? My classes are taught very Socratic, so I probably won't be able to get away with total silence. I'll take the cop-out and say "I'll do my best."

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I am working out with a trainer 3 times a week and working out on my own 2 times a week. I gained 6 pounds in one week while I am trying to lose 20 pounds. Is it normal to gain weight at first because this sucks? ;) Haha, yea that blows doesn't it? But it's normal, your weight will yo-yo for a bit and then start evening out. Just don't weigh yourself everyday. If your clothes start getting tight, then you should take notice. Otherwise, it's all gravy.

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Most men dislike................? Colonoscopies

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Study shows America is a less Christian nation than it was 20 years ago, and Christianity is not losing out to other religions, but primarily to a rejection of religion altogether. What do you think of this study? See LINK: It's a fairly misleading study. Apparently the number of people who consider themselves Christian increased from an estimated 151,225,000.00 in 1990 to 173,402,000.00 in 2008. Another thing that struck me as odd was their classification of Atheists and Agnostics. According to their notes, they claim that the number of Atheists grew from 8.2% in 1990 to 15.0% in 2008. If you look at...

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Icaught my BOYFRIEND watching gay porn.he said he dosent know y but he likes 2 watch it 1ce in a while. i asked him if he was gay or bi n he said no...he just cant xplain the feeln. Is it possible for a srt8 guy 2 do this n not b gay or bi?what do i do? By the Harold and Kumar corollary to heterosexuality: it's not gay to get your dick sucked. Just had to get that out there. Now on to the porn. In "straight porn", the majority of the shots involve, GASP, a penis! Sometimes multiple. So by your logic if gay porn makes someone gay because most of the shots are of a penis, then straight porn has to make you at least bi...

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Has anyone noticed AB Firebrand's latest level badge has motion, it's not static? I really thought I was going crazy....I followed the link and saw the standard Top 10 Of The Week trophy and stared at it for a few minutes waiting for some subtle movement. NOTHING! I decided that maybe clicking on it would animate it, but NO! Turns out only the badge is animated, not the little trophy which she has so often. To see the Illuminati badge, follow this link: ...

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Do you know anyone named Pinocchio? If Gwyneth Paltrow has another kid, I'll definitely be named Pinocchio.

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I don't think Lindsay Lohan is very hot. Do you agree? She looks better with a bit of weight on her, but I'd still consider her hot.

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If you could invest/buy stock in ANY company right now, what would it be and why? GE, because GE stock is cheap and it's a pretty serious blue chip. Also, since I'm young I wouldn't be expecting it to give me huge returns in the next five years.

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Why aren't humans considered to be mammals, what really makes us different from them? We are considered mammals, not sure who told you otherwise but they were mistaken.

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Do you think the whole Bloody Mary tricks work in the mirror? Throwing a Bloody Mary at the mirror? Waste of a perfectly good beverage.

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What is the funniest name a rapper has that you have ever heard of? Chingo Bling, he's awesome.

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"There's only 2 types of ppl in the world....ones tht entertain, & the ones that observe..." In life, are you more of an entertainer, or observer? It's sad that I recognized this song, really it is. Britney Spears' platitudes aren't really philosophical, but I suppose I'd be an entertainer.

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How has the economic down turn affected you so far? People keep calling me telling me that they can help with my home loan. They now block my calls because I "militantly waste their time".

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Time travel. What you think of this video? So if she's my mother in a parallel universe and really not my mother...I can do her? As far as Physicists come and go, Dr. Kaku is the hippest one. I always look forward to watching his shows.

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If a Muslim can be granted Presidency of the United States of America, why can't an Athiest earn the tittle of Boy Scout of America? Boy Scouts don't allow girls, either. By the by, it's "atheist"

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Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? How? I do, with several violations of the open container law. Actually, it starts when I wake up - I pop a open a Guinness and listen to that song from The Departed really loudly until I finish aforementioned beverage. Then I go on about my day, drinking more Guinness at appropriate times, and in the mid-afternoon I watch The Departed with some friends. Then we go out and drink some more.

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Men: Do you find humor an attractive quality in a woman? Indeed, but I'm also a fan of the ditzy humor.

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Whose house (besides your own) were you in last and why? My neighbor, I stole his detergent.

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Atheists: I'm not being snide or pushing buttons, but do you have an anthem? Because spiritual people connect through song, so if there was a strongly atheist song, would you celebrate it? Thought inspired by 'It's All Nice on Ice' by Modest Mouse ... I'll take this one.

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Are you sitting in the front seat of the bus, cheering Obama on as he drives America over a cliff? And you complained about the Bush haters...

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Are you addicted to texting? (post your results!!) You scored 20 out of 30 For you texting is just another fun way of keeping in touch with everyone. Were you to be without a mobile for a few days you wouldn't consider it to be a disaster, just a big inconvenience. As long as you resist the temptation to send texts unnecessarily, there is no way that your use of the system could ever become an addiction.

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If you could pick any age in your life to go back to and live that year over again, which would it be? Mine would be when I was 9, not a care in the world except runnin around outside :) 21...man that was such a lazy year. Accepted to grad school, practically already graduated from undergrad, not a care in the world. Spent a few months traveling Europe, too. Good times, good times.

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Is my belly fat? Honestly...it kind of looks like you're pregnant. Just sayin'

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How can a blind man read if he has callused fingers from playing the guitar? The other hand, of course.

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I am 16 and i used to MSN a 14 Y/O girl.. and we both wanted sex, but she lived a country away. what are the laws surrounding this? can i be charged for something like.. 'Intent of staturtorie rape'? No, but that "14 year old girl" is more than likely a 40 year old man.

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Take into account the case of First National Bank of Montgomery vs. Jerome Daly. We could sue the Federal Reserve on the same grounds, among others. We could take it to the point of destruction. Why aren't we? (more inside) That case is a) not a legal precedent and b)was overruled by a real court. You may as well take into account Harry Potter for your next argument.

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Do you think Obama's "stimulus package" will make the economy better or worse? If you take history as a good indicator, then yes. If you value the opinions of renowned economists who foresaw this problem, then yes. If you listen to some guy on the radio trying to sell books, then no. If you listen to some guy down the street who made money during the tech bubble, then no. All qualified indicators point towards yes; spending in an economic downturn is the best way to...

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Is now a good time to buy bargain stocks? As long as you look at it as a long-term investment, yes. The era of the daytrader has ruined perceptions on investment, so one year isn't considered long term.

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If I'm "Cinderella", then who is the prince? ... That creepy guy with the foot fetish?

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Are conservatives or liberals more likely to support the censorship of offensive material? By definition conservatives are, in practise too.

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Have you ever been called shallow? I sure have, but to be fair I'm fairly shallow.

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What's something fun that you can do with/to a troll? You can troll them. The internet: trolls trolling trolls.

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Atheists: Aside from disbelief, how do you feel about the Bible? It's pretty heavy.

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What is the first thing you think of when you see this picture? (click the link below) Paris Hilton, with boobs? That's a really good picture of her, she looks...elegant, which is quite an accomplishment for Paris.

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Some items Britney Spears may carry in her Purse...? Spare underwear, you know just in case she falls back into some bad habits.

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Did nike "just do it" for you? Their latest Tiger Woods commercial did it for me. Twice.

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What jobs are on your HIT list? Trophy husband would rank pretty high. I'd probably be a good professor, honestly, and I think I'd have fun doing that. Corporate attorney is top 5, assuming high-end thief is considered a job.

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Throughout history, people have done som disgusting things, ex: Nazis,Genocide,Persecuations, there were experiments done which show ppl can do bad things under some circumastances, do you think something like that could happen in this age and this countr I guess it would depend on which country you live in. There is genocide going on in the world now, though mostly relegated to Africa. Various other human rights violations are spread even further, though they are certainly not the norm. Even some prominent Western, "Civil", countries have been accused of various human rights violations. The silver lining, if there is a silver...

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On a scale from 1-10 will you rate the name Alexander? It's about an eight. The cons: *It's long so there's a good 70% chance people will shorten it to Alex. *Russians will call him Sasha That's about it really. I think it's a cool name; it's classic and masculine. OR you can always go for Ellis and make him be a possibly-gay tennis star.

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Would you date a vegetarian/ vegan if you weren't one? (i'm a vegetarian) Vegetarian, yes. Vegan, probably not. Not because I hate vegans or I find them to be smelly, but because we'd obviously have very different values and that would eventually be a serious issue.

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Would you date someone with no belly button? Karolína Kurková is the only woman I've heard of without a bellybutton, and she's rich and hot - so yes.

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So I'm stuck at my house tonight, with nothing to do. I could go out if I really wanted too, but I need to save my money. What are some good things to do on a friday night alone, at your house, and broke? I like that more than half of the responses are either: ferocious masturbation or alcohol abuse. Who am I to go against the flow? Masturbate ferociously and drink yourself into a stupor.

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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I let my dog onto the roof and he slipped off and broke two legs and a rib. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit for BAD ADVICE? Certainly, though for the lawsuit be be a success you'll have to go onto the roof and dance at sunrise. Booty dance. I'm a lawyer, I know these things. On a lighter note, I can't believe seven people got trolled so hard.

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What internet slang are you? You Are FAIL You love the internet, but it sometimes gets on your nerves. How can so much of humanity be so stupid? Wait, you don't even want to know. While there are some good aspects to being online, you can't help but notice there's so much fail. You liked the internet so much more in the good old days... before all the idiots found out about it! So true, so very true.

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What does your birthdate mean? You Are a Shapeshifter You lucked out the the skills to succeed in almost any arena. Put you in almost any business or classroom, and you'll rise to the top. You're driven and intense, but you also know when to kick back and cooperate. Your ability to adapt to almost any situation is part of what's going to make you a success. Your strength: Your attention to detail ...

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Is there a popular song on the radio that you are embarrassed to admit that you like? Oh god yes. Kelly Clarkson has got a new CD, and that spells trouble for me; her girlpower songs are all over the place. And I like them. Lady GaGa has some songs out, and I like them. Not too embarrassing, but still. I sort of like that Katy Perry one, and not the one about bicurious relationships (that one I'm not embarrassed to like). Then there's this ridiculously cheesy...

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When did everything become a form of "cheating"? Talking to a co-worker, looking at someone. Somebody said thinking about someone else is cheating. Is EVERYTHING considered cheating nowadays? Asking about cheating is totally cheating...cheater.

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What U.S. federal program/agency do you think that we should cut to help save our debt? and why? my answer would be NASA American automakers had a very similar thought in the early 90s, that is to say cut spending on research (in this case, NASA) in order to boost short-term numbers. Oil was cheap and the economy was booming, so there was a large short-term demand for a) short-term profits and b)SUVs. Fast-forward ten years and the companies that didn't skimp on research are doing OK, while the companies...

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Do you believe in karma, and why? Hindus, Sikhs, and Buddhists, among others.

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Who think if u kill a burglar trying to break in your house is it wrong and should u go to prison It sort of depends, if the burglar has a weapon and is threatening someone in the home, then I believe the homeowner is entitled to defend himself even if it means by lethal force. If, however, some guy is coming into your house assuming nobody is home to jack your TV, and with no intentions to harm anyone, killing them is a bit overkill and should be punished. Vigilante justice just...

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D non-believers not read the Bible, because they are afraid that it might make a believer out of them? That's exactly right. Once I read the Harry Potter books and became a wizard! Luckily I had written my autobiography beforehand, so I just read that and turned back into me. It was a close call.

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Where is the category Expert saraMonster? Are you challenging her to a cage-fight death match? She'll probably show up for that.

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Would you stay abstinent from anti psychotics if in reaction you became obese, though your mental status ensured its use So you're asking would I rather be fat or crazy. That's a tough one, but I think fat wins out.

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What would happen if i didnt sleep for 3 weeks? You would die.

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If money was no object, what spy gadgets would you own and how would you use them? I'd DEFINITELY get an exploding pen, that's just a must. Also, I think my car would have to fire missiles out of the front. Oh, and you can't forget about the watch; I'll go with one of those watches that shoots out a really power grappling hook that could support the weight of me and two hot spies-turned who I've seduced into defecting with my charm. And by charm I...

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What is the most pieces of bread you've ever made a sandwich with? Two, I'm traditional like that. I never really "got" the multiple layers of bread thing. Instead of making a really tall bready sandwich, I'll just make two. Pragmatism at its finest.

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What kind of Easter Egg would you like? Cadbury Creme Eggs are a guilty pleasure. You know, the ones that can give you heart disease and diabetes just by looking at them? Truth be told they're not even that good, but they are reminiscent of my childhood.

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What fruit do you put in your fruit salad? I'd probably go tangerines, kiwi, grapes, pineapple, maybe some strawberry for good measure. Also, I don't think I've ever made fruit salad.

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How do I make sure all the codecs are installed on my computer? http://www.videolan.org/vlc/ Download the VLC player and throw your codec woes to the wayside.

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What size steak do you usually order and what's your favorite type? Seriously everyone else orders the largest steak available? It seems emasculating to admit my ideal steak would be a 10oz New York Strip, rare.

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Can you name two things that just DONT belong together? Peanut butter and salmonella.

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What would happen if USA stop interfering in International Issues Historically you can see what happens to both the US and the rest of the world when we enter prolonged periods of isolationism. It never really works out too well for anyone. Sure we have the occasional bouts of utter incompetence (Iraq), but we do more good than bad. For every one family whose lives we've destroyed, there is another hundred whose lives we bettered. Nobody really...

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I hear teens in tv shows talking about "hooking up" all the time. Are they referring to making out with someone or having sex? Depends on the context, but either sex or meeting. Mostly sex, though.

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Based on my answers and questions do you hate me? I nothing you. Not a bad thing, I just don't really know you.

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By land area, which is bigger: California or England? California is about three times the size of England.

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Are the Jonas Brothers religious? Why do they wear a purity ring? Do you think they are really pure? How long will that last because aren't they like 16? Only a matter of time before they run a train on Miley Cyrus.

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After watching this SNL clip with Alec Baldwin can you ever play Nintendo Wii without feeling a little embarrassed again? I WATCHED THAT ONE, it was awesome. Alec Baldwin is so awesome after 30 Rock. "Oh trust me, your mother's going to be a natural"

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Who was president when your Mother was born? Eisenhower up in this piece

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Guys: If a woman is stunningly beautiful, are you more or less likely to approach/persue her? (As opposed to a more average/pretty girl?) I'm more likely, but I'm also fairly arrogant. The average guy is less likely, assuming the hottie is out of his league. Maybe he'll even try to rationalize it with "oh she's probably really dumb and petty".

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Is exduce a word? Nope. You looking for "exude" or "induce" perhaps?

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Did you read the sunday paper? I sure did. Sucked it up on the crossword, too.

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Would our economy be better if we hadn't spent so much money converting everything into spanish? Wait, what?

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Does it make you ill to have to press one for english? Not really, I don't care. Sometimes I even press * for Spanish. Ever hear an Indian guy give tech support in Spanish?

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What in your life will you "just' not share? My toothbrush. It's MINE!

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Do you respect to other religion too? There are some pretty bad ones, like Scientology, but generally I respect the faith of others. Unless they're fanatical about it, then the ball game changes.

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Where does the tooth-fairy live? I would like to ask her a few questions, and possibly press charges. I think she lives near the Easter Bunny. They sell Star Maps by the North Pole.

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How many standing ovations were given to President Obama when he addressed congress tonight? I'm just glad it wasn't last night, would have totally ruined my House night. But I Tivo'd that shit, I hope it was good.

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What magazine would you love to work for? Probably GQ, I think I'd make a great addition to the staff.

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This quiz was dead on for me. How much should you weigh? You Should Weigh 136 WHAT, that's off by like 25lbs I had Jenna take it and she got 105 which is pretty close. I guess it's better for girls.

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Why are cops assholes? Let's get the rhetoric out of the way first so someone related to a cop doesn't go postal on me: not all cops are bad, they have a hard, thankless, job, you don't get shot at in your line of work, blah blah blah. Hey you're right, I don't get shot at in my line of work. If you do get shot at, it means you've chosen that line of work. I fail to see how...

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Why are people still getting away with pirated movies? (filming in the theaters) Because it's really, really easy and now technology is smaller than ever.

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If you were given undeniable proof that your god was dead, ( and I mean undeniable - proof here - not conjecture or hearsay but facts ), you would feel how, ( Happy, sad, releived,etc......). I'd be pretty confused. Proving me that the Western (i.e. Abrahamic) God was dead would imply that the Western God was at one point living. So in essence they would have shown me that an all-powerful being was dead, that is to say not all-powerful. That's just paradoxical.

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How do you handle it when you are invited to a wedding and you really dislike the person ? Yet everyone expects you to show up with a smile? I have two words for you: open bar. Either that or just don't go, just because you're invited doesn't mean you're obliged to go.

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Why do gay people want to get married in a church under GOD when they know its a sin and hypocritical to HIM? Why dont they just get a civil service? Just FYI, not all marriages take place in churches. Also, I assume you think that gays only want to marry to piss you off. In reality it's because there are certain legal rights that they don't qualify for under a civil union.

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Who is your favorite Badguy? The Joker is the quintessential bad guy.

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As of today W is STILL unemployed. You'd think with his resume and contacts he'd have no trouble finding work. Do you think its the downturn in the economy that's keeping him outa work? He's probably taking some vaca. But really, how many Presidents go to work after their tenure in office? They write their memoirs, and W doesn't strike me as the writing type. Maybe he'll fix baseball; probably something he'd be good at.

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What are you considered if you. believe there is a god, don't believe in religion, believe there is E.T life on other planets in other galaxies, hate the government, and believe that life is only what "you" make it. Agnostic libertarian.

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What does STP stand for? It Chemistry it stands for standard temperature and pressure, traditionally 0º C and 101.325 kPa. There's also a band, Stone Temple Pilots, who are commonly referred to by the moniker STP.

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Someone once said, "The only way tp reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them". What are your thoughts about that statement and the person who said it? They've got a really weird speech impediment. Also, fairly dumb.

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Two people stand before you. You're given the choice to save the life of one by destroying the other. If you do nothing they will both die. What would you do? I think this question would better achieve your goals if you modified it such that killing neither results in a 50% chance of both dying. In that scenario 50% of the population will die regardless of what you choose. If that were the case, I would choose the latter; that is to say I wouldn't directly kill anyone, but I may indirectly kill both. As far as the situation you described,...

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Do you think that saying "I 'believe' in ______" is counter-intuitive to your point? By definition, "believing" is to have faith in something without proof. Therefore, saying "I believe in evolution" is more of a show of faith than acceptance of facts? Ahh, an argument based solely on semantics. Rather, a fallacious argument based solely on semantics. A belief in something doesn't inherently mean faith without proof, belief can also be defined as an interpretation about the nature of reality. On that note, it could also be defined as an opinion. Relying on semantics for the lynchpin of your argument is really just a recipe for...

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Guys: do you like a firm handshake from a girl? is that considered 'hott'? Not really, no. A firm handshake is typically masculine. As far as what's "hot", in an casual setting the hello-hug is generally how greeting works where I'm from.

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Orange Juice: Pulp, No Pulp, Calcium, No Calcium, Vitamin D. What's your flavor? No pulp for me. Florida represent!

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Men be honest,have you ever worn womens underwear? I wore a bra with water balloons in them. Big ones, too.

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Besides Rolex, who makes the best watches? Rolex is so nouveau riche. Patek Philippe, now that's just pure class.

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Is amanda a fagg or what LOL Like right? I know. Whatever, because duh. Totally full out, full on.

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Julia Roberts...Hot or Not? She's got an interesting look, but her mouth is WAY too big for her to fall into the "hot" category. She's not ugly, just not hot.

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I've seen someone on AB say that the term "Mormon" is a "slur." Is this a general opinion among LDS members? Seriously? They probably shouldn't have chosen MORMON.ORG as their domain, then.

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Here's some fun: What is your Magical Pick-up line. (see link) Take me drunk - I'm home! Mine sucked.

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What kind of gift giver are you? You Are a Funny Gift Giver Your gifts are wacky, offbeat, and even borderline naughty. You prefer to give a gift that makes someone crack up... Forget utility. You prefer to give something that's totally hilarious. I would TOTALLY buy a custom bobblehead, that's so baller.

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Does it make you sad that tomorrow is monday? House AND Chuck are on, how could that be a bad thing?

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Who else gets sick of questions aimed towards one political party that get tons of points for being ignorant in their scope? Wait, so you're telling me people draw ridiculous political assumptions from minutiae they heard second hand, AND they're being awarded meaningless internet points en masse? I am OUTRAGED by this!

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Do you eat a lot when you're stressed? Or eat nothing at all? I fall into the "less" category. It sucks, just makes me constantly tired!

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Someone here asked why women pilots are fewer than men ... Well the tragedy of Buffalo plane is a good example why - co-pilot was a young woman 25 y.o - inexperienced .. violated flight rules ... Don't you think it answers the Q? Your logic is truly infallible. A young, inexperienced, female co-pilot was involved in a plane crash, therefore all women are bad pilots. With skills like that I bet you were on the debate team in high school.

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Do you wish Obama to be only 4 years term President? Barring any craziness, I'll go for two terms. Here's hoping our education system will get better...

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What's on your plate? Lasagna...and attempting to find the right law firm to work at this summer. I'm much more interested in the lasagna.

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Why do bagels have a hole in the middle? For lonely, lonely nights.

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I'm 20, is it sick that I think Miley Cyrus is maybe the most beautiful girl on the planet? A little bit. Not because she's 16 and you're 20, but because you think she's the most beautiful girl on the planet. There are prettier girls on AB. Seriously dude, she's got a five-head.

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If I wrote a song about you what type of music would it be set to? It'd have to be drum and bass meets hip hop. Sort of like this:

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Can you give me an example of a hyperbole? My personal favorite is "It's hot as balls outside" One that probably better illustrates hyperbole is "I have butterflies in my stomach." I still like the balls one.

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Do you think that this girl is pretty? She has a nice smile

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How far along was your mother when she got married? Just under three months. My parents anniversary is Dec 31 and I was born in June.

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This is kind of personal but i want to know if i have an average dick size, its 6 when i have a boner. is that normal? You should be ashamed.

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How much of a Lady are you? Take this quiz and find out. You Are 20% Lady You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion. Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you. But then I took the more appropriate one... You Are 60% Gentleman Generally you act like a gentleman, but sometimes you're careless with your manners. Most people know that you're trying your best - and that's usually...

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When you smile how many teeth show? 15. Eight on the top, six full ones on the bottom and two halves on the bottom. My smile is ginormous.

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In our office while in the bathroom I can hear men in the other bathroom talking on their cell phones. Is that the norm now? Blue tooth doesn't mean I'm taking you in to the urinal does it? lol Isn't that odd to talk on the phone while in the can? I was once talking to someone while they were peeing, and I called them out on it. I could hear everything. I guess the good news is that now we have Bluetooth so they're not doing everything one-handed. One-handed peeing isn't that easy, and the head-to-shoulder method just screw up your aim.

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Has anyone seen the Pamela Anderson footage at the Richie Rich fashion show? What do you think? Good? Bad? Holy shit, she's 41? Man, she sets the bar high for MILFs everywhere.

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Whats a good birthday gift for a woman turning 50? Spa is a good one.

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If you were given a Lamborghini which color would you choose? Bright Yellow, for serious.

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You have been invited to a Cheesecake Party in Sillyville for Suby, he made Maestro!!! Please no points..just say you will come and boogie down. So are you coming or not? Hmmm, sounds delicious. Congrats maestro!

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Could we make this a survey question without all the drama please? What are your feelings about using chatspeak on AB? It's a pretty useful time saver honestly. It allows me to quickly identify stupid people who are likely asking stupid questions.

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Rate your forgetfulness on a scale of 1-100. If 0 is super memory and 100 is Guy Pearce from Memento, I'll go with a 75. I remember important things but forget lots of day-to-day trivialities.

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You've been playing with your band for weeks now, and you need to decide on a name. What is your suggestion? Mercy Flush I'm not musically talented.

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Do men really want in a woman what the media and advertising people tell us that they do? Do you really want a stick thin woman? Or would you be too scared of breaking her? I do, and most men would be happy with a stereotypical beauty. That really shouldn't come as a shocker to anyone; beauty is very subjective, and it's defined by society. So if society says someone is beautiful, then society deems them to be attractive. Pretty trivial. The only real challenge to that statement is to argue that media and advertising companies don't market...

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Are you the type of person who reads all the terms and conditions? I skim them...most of the time. They're so long some of the time!

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If your divorced parents just can't pull through to make your wedding bearable would you exclude the difficult parent all together? Parents have to at least be invited, unless they were abusive or something. You can do what my cousin did when she got married: invite both the parents, sit them in different areas, and put an aunt (my Mom) on interference and damage control.

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Who is the most forgettable US President? Franklin Pierce, maybe William McKinley. I don't think many Americans would know that those two men were Presidents.

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How does James Bond like his coffee...? With Vodka, light on the coffee.

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Do guys ever think about and wonder about a girl they used to like that they don't see anymore? Sure. I also think about what it would be like to be a seventeenth century pirate.

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What do you do for a living? How fulfilling is it? I'm a student. It's pretty awesome, really. If it's really cold outside I can just decide to stay home. Or I can get out-of-my-mind drunk on a Wednesday afternoon and I'm "just a college kid" and not an alcoholic.

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What fast food item do you crave the most? Happy Meal toys. Man those were the shizzy back in the day.

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If President who would be your economic advisor? I would pick Ayn Rand or Peter Schiff I'll take Sachs or Krugman.

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Why do people hate Lady Gaga so much? She is as strange as half the other singers out there! I thought people hated Miley Cyrus and Chris Brown, leaving Gaga in the clear.

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Are you psychic? if so tell me when I'm gonna get laid and if I'll ever win the lotto? The next time you get really drunk with another person of the opposite, or same if that's your team, gender. And no, you won't win the lotto - sorry.

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Need more info on what type of disease i might have...symptoms are numbness in hands occassionaly, lots of veins in eyes w/small yellow patch in white part of eye, veins inside my bottom lip in mouth, also ears pop more frequenly. could it be diabetes? Regarding your eye, it could be a Pingueculum. Or it could just be you freaking out, without seeing anything it's just a guess. Numbness in the hands could be anything from thwacking your elbow to a stroke. Also, your lip has veins in it - that's normal. The good news is that it's probably not diabetes. But if you're actually concerned, you should go to a doctor...

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Will the Dems ever admit the stimulus bill was wrong or the Reps ever say that it was the right way to go? How will anyone know that things wouldn't have better, worse or the same without? Will anyone admit they were wrong? Probably not, at least not en masse. People don't like admitting fault, society tells us it's bad to be wrong. Regarding the last part of your question, the best indicator is history. Lowering taxes and deregulating the private sector has been tried before, and so has increased government spending. Of course no situation is exactly like...

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What will happen if...i put milk in my coffee maker? You'll get a nasty hot-milk-with-a-hint-of-coffee beverage.

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Do you think there are too many blogs? Far too many shitty blogs, but there are also far too many shitty books.

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What is something you do once a week? Laundry, man oh man I hate doing laundry!

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What is the most important gift you can give to your husband, trust or virginity? "Hi, I'm really bad at sex!" Seems like a pretty shitty gift to me, I'll take trust any day of the week.

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Are there any people in your family who are pathological liars? What kind of stories do they tell that are clearly not true? Do you call them out on it or just listen and enjoy the story? That's my uncle! Well, he's not a for reals lair, he was just (according to my Dad) constantly high through the 70s. He has such cool stories, though, I don't care if they're fake.

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What did Asian people to do Hanna Montana to make her so mad at them? LOL, I saw that picture and was like "seriously, $4 billion?" They need to get the giant stick out of their collective asses. Honestly, I can't see how that's even marginally offensive; it's not a negative stereotype, it's a biological fact. It's not like she went in to a party in blackface and claimed to own a watermelon farm.

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What do you guys think of the 13yr old boy that had a baby a few days ago?Is it bad parenting?Or is too much sex on tv? I read about that this morning! It's ridiculous. By the by, here's the full story for those interested. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090213/tuk-alfie-13-i-ll-be-a-good-dad-45dbed5.html

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Has your personality changed as you've gotten older? My initial reaction was "heck yea, I used to be overly confident and slightly narcissistic." Then I realized that's about how I would describe myself now. I think I'm slightly more irritable now, though. Just slightly.

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Will you still eat Chinese food after major study says that it's harmful to your health? I tend not to believe any study until I actually read what they did. A lot of people misuse statistics. Contrary to popular belief, you can't make statistics say anything you want. Well, I suppose you can if you just make shit up, but that doesn't legitimize it. If I were to wager a guess, their definition of Chinese food is that sodium-laden General Tso's shit that you...

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Did you live up to, exceed or fail to meet your parents expectations? My parents wanted me to be a dentist, true story.

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Why is it so hard for people to stay virgins until they get married. What is with the pressure on these young kids? "I thought it would be good to have a baby" -Alfie, 13 http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090213/tuk-alfie-13-i-ll-be-a-good-dad-45dbed5.html Doesn't really relate, but I found it kind of interesting. Sex is a big part of a healthy relationship. You test drive a car before you buy it, the rationale is the same in the boudoir. If you aren't sexually compatible, then the...

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Is it okay to be a gay Catholic priest if you are celibate, which obviously priests are? I thought that Catholics weren't down with the gays. On the other hand, can you truly be straight or gay if you are celibate? You're not really playing for a team until you hit the field, you know? By definition you can be hetero/homo/bisexual without acting on it, but in practise I think the argument against isn't far fetched.

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Zack is now a Genius! Would you like to congratulate our friend for his fine achievement? Wow, didn't even realize you were so close! Congrats mate.

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Turn all the letters of your first name into numbers (by their position in the alphabet eg. A=1), add them together, divide by the number of letters (eg. Lee=3 letters), turn that number back into a letter (rounding up or down appropriately). What letter? I got 'V'. That kind of rocks. It's got a cool shape and a nifty sound. Plus if you make that shape with your fingers you can go "peace up, A-Town down", and that's just hip and fly.

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Do you have your wisdom teeth out? Was it a good or a bad experience? It wasn't bad at all. They gave me Valium and Vicodin, I had no cares in the world.

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Im Moving Out of my parents house in two Weeks for the first time...Im not even excited....should I be? Yea you should, it's pretty awesome. I mean, parents are great - I talk with mine daily - but individuality trumps all.

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Is there anyone here who shares his/her birthday with their S/O? Man that would suuuuuuuuuuuck. I don't want to share my cake!

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Does anyone really care that Selma Hayek breastfed that African baby? Salma Hayek is ridiculously hot. She's freaking 42! She's gotta be juicin' Also, I suppose I care; she is helping babies after all, that's pretty cool.

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Which website do you think is bigger and more well-known...GOOGLE or YOUTUBE? Google by far. Also, Google owns YouTube.

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Has anyone seen the new Heineken commercial? What do you think about it? Funny? Stereotypical? Hahaha, that's awesome. I suppose it does play on some stereotypes, but they're harmless.

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When I looked in the mirror this morning I though_________. t reflection perfection.

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What's your favourite cocktail and how do you make it? I'm a fan of Manhattans.

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Should patrons be able to view porn on public library computers? When watching porn, there's a very real chance there will be some sort of escalation. Jerking it in public is just not something I want to see.

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What color car is the most poplar where you live? I see a lot of yellow cars. Note: this joke is funnier knowing that I live in NYC

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I get around. Do you get around? I get around. From town to town, I get around. One could say that I'm a real cool head and that I'm makin' real good bread. Yea, I get around. Truth be told, I like California Girls better.

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Did you know that the Lehman Brothers bankruptcy almost brought down the world banking system? A half trillion dollars flowed out of US money market funds before the Fed stopped the flow. That's why congress was in a rush to pass TARP. Letting Lehman Brothers fall really shattered the confidence of the banking industry and let loose a troubling chain reaction. However, if they didn't fall we wouldn't have this gem. (Starts around :40)

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Whats the best word in the english language? Fungible. It's got FUN in it.

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Anybody remember the Zebra Stripe Gum. Do they still make it? AAhh...the good old days, when gum actually had sugar in it. I remember that! I lost all its flavor after about 15 seconds, but it was still awesome.

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What's the first car you can remember your family having? What can you remember about it? It was a silver 1985 BMW. I smelled of smoke.

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How come every girl i know is a skank? Video related.

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They say if you can find out how many lives you have lived by adding up your birthday, 02/10/2009...2+10+20+09=41..4+1=5, so this person would be in their 5 life, what number do you get for yourself? I got 9, not too bad.

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May I say thank you to everyone for all your kind wishes? and the fact that if you did not post the questions and rate my answers we would never have found out what the title is going to be.Thank you for the help and kindness over the last two years.:) Congrats! Answerbag just wouldn't be the same without your presence.

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Open your desk drawer and without looking put your hand in there, what's the first thing it lands on? Ahhhhh!! Broken glass, thanks a lot!

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Have you signed up to be an organ donor? Why or why not? I have. I'd donate anything but my brain. I don't want some mad scientist putting my brain in a robot body and having it go crazy. You can call it selfish, but I just don't want to be remembered that way.

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Women.....in a relationship do you prefer the man to be; 1) less intelligent than your are, 2) of equal intelligence, 3) greater intelligence? I misread the question and thought that almost everyone wanted their man to be dumber. It would have been funnier. Hey, I wouldn't mind being the dumb one.

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How will you celebrate Ronald Reagan Day? I'll probably watch the film "SLC Punk!" I haven't seen it in awhile, and it's such an apropos time.

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I've narrowed down my search for a name for my daughter... Jadyn, Skylar, Jade, or Jacqueline... which do you like the most? My vote is for Jacqueline, it's a very pretty name. None of the names are horrible, though, so you're in the clear.

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I read a recent article that New York is now a safe city to visit and live in. Can you agree? I live there and it's fairly safe. NYC was less-than-stellar in the 80s but right now it's safe. I walk around at night with no fear. I went to Boston not too long ago and got robbed there.

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Don't you just hate it when people hi-jack the comments boxes in your questions to hold their own conversations? I get the comment light on and go to read the comments only to find that they are nothing to do with me or the question! I'm that guy!

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You know the planes that fly along the shore line with the banner hanging off the back, if you could put anything on there you want, what would it be? "HI MOM!" That way everyone can benefit.

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When your child's father has moved on, how do you cope without using the child as a pawn? Oh no you di'en't!

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I have a UTI and just found out today, I'm going to the Dr. in 3 hours. I smoked weed last friday and i've beed drinking some water. But will the Dr. find weed in my urine sample that i have to give? If he looks for it, yea it'll show up. Doesn't really matter, he's not going to call the cops on you.

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Have you ever gotten stuck in a piece of clothing? Fortunately I have not. I hear it's a good workout, though.

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What is the perimeter of a semicircle with a diameter of 6cm? Leave answer in terms of pi. perimeter of semicircle A == 1/2 * circumference of circle A

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What kind of kid were you? (Take the Quiz.) You Were an Inspired Kid When you were a kid, you tended to see things from a unique, inventive perspective. In class, you were either asking lots of questions or getting lost in a daydream. You excelled at brainstorming. People were always amazed with what you came up with. You didn't do as well with structured activities. Giving you freedom was the only way to make you shine.

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A guy I know proposed to his girlfriend this weekend. It was a big thing at a restaurant and he gave her quite a rock. Is it wrong of me to not be impressed with a flamboyant engagement? Was your engagement some big "event"? I was thinking about this not too long ago and I came up with a great plan. I'm going to somehow trick my future fiance into going with me on my "business trip" to Paris, and propose under the Eiffel Tower. It's cheesy-yet-romantic AND if I get shot down only some random tourists will know about it. But it's not wrong to be impressed by a flamboyant engagement,...

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Our hospital is now using a robot (and the surgeon) to do hysterectomies. they say recovery time is in total about 2 weeks. Thoughts? Does is scare you that robots are doing "surgery"? It's not really a robot doing surgery, it's a machine that is controlled by a surgeon and can make precision cuts and move in ways that a human hand cannot. Basically it just means that the cuts are smaller so the recovery time is less. It's a good thing.

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How did L. Ron Hubbard think up the Church of Scientology and convince people that it was realistic? LSD and tax shelter.

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My boyfriend says he will only marry another Mormon(which kinda hurt). Should I even consider converting? (Mormons are pretty nice...) Objectively that seems to both cheapen your belief structure and his, so I'd go with the "no" on this one.

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My ____ is/are ____ than your ____. My milkshake is better than yours. I suppose I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

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I always imagine that whan i get older i will suffer of the alzhaimer,and u what of ilness u think u will suffer of when u become older? Probably dementia, it's common amongst older people. Plus when I get older I plan to take assloads of narcotics, and a side-effect is dementia.

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Is there a way I can get a $1500 cash loan with 0% interest upon approved credit? Call up your bank and see if they have any specials going on. BofA had this deal where you could get a cash advance against your credit card for a small fee and 0% interest for 6 months or something. Obviously it only works if you have money left over on your credit card. But yea, your best bet is probably a family loan.

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Do you have a Charm hanging from your Mobile Phone - if so, what is it...? My friend got one for me, so I was obligated to attach it to my cell. It soon "broke" because damn, that thing was annoying.

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Do you own a pair of white pants? Can you ever get through a day without staining them? I have a few pairs of white pants, and I always manage to get some marks on them during the day. I have white linen/cotton pants that can get pretty dirty without looking bad. Only works in the summer, sadly.

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Name a cooking utensil you use most often? Spatula!

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It is official. Elisha Cuthbert will NOT be having my love-child. How do I recover from this devastating news? You know, I recently learned that Scarlett Johansson is off the market. Devastating.

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Do you think that the abbreviation "pl0x" is annoying? I think it's more slang than abbreviation. It's not annoying, but it is stupid.

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Are illegal drugs easy to get where you live?(see my answer but don't give points) Yes and no. On the one hand it's fairly easy to get the common recreational drugs: give me an hour or two and I can come back with some pot or some ecstasy. On the other hand, I still choose not to do it. Why? Simply because all I need is to find the one cop with a chip on his shoulder who feels the need to throw the book at privileged white kids, which could feasibly have me thrown...

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Do you ever use the phrase ...."Me? NOT SO MUCH...." Me? NOT SO MUCH

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Are you attracted to people with the eye color as you or different? I have blue eyes, I often find myself with blue or green eyed beauties.

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If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in elementary school, and inform yourself of any ONE thing what would it be? I'd say "Self: when you have chicken pox do NOT pick that one off that's right above your nose. It'll scar for like, ten years."

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Paris hilton says she has slept with only a 'couple' of people. How many people do you think this is?lol I think people overestimate her whorishness. I saw that sex tape, she's not good at sex. I'll go safe and say under 15 sexual partners, I wouldn't be surprised if it was under 10.

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Do you find it odd to see gay men working in blue collar jobs? It's definitely not something I would expect. I must say, the reaction of the overly-PC is really hilarious; it amounts to basically "stereotyping people is wrong, you're a bad person!" Really that's not the case at all, stereotypes exist for a reason. Negative stereotypes are detrimental, but saying that a group generally doesn't do manual labor isn't...

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Just poured Kahlua in my cup of joe,too early in the day? 5:30 in the morning? May be a bit too early for the drinking to start.

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Which is more romantic, sunrise or sunset? Sunset, because if I'm watching the sunrise it means I'm either a) incredibly drunk or b) incredibly cranky because I hate waking up.

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Do you care how you look when you go out to run errands? I like to look good regardless of what I'm doing. That doesn't necessarily mean I don't leave the house in my pajamas to grab a coffee in the morning, it just means that I feel I look good doing it.

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Can Michael Phelps clean up his act again? I'm sure he will. Am I the only one that is MORE impressed? A record-setting Olympian is taking a performance deteriorating drug. He is handicapping himself and still setting records, it's the opposite of what other athletes do.

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What makes everything better? Friends. Cheesy answer withstanding: candy and booze ;)

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How do you find the cube root of the square root of eight? You know that (x^a)^b == x^(ab) So [8^(1/2)]^(1/3) == 8^(1/6) So that is your answer, the cube root of the square root of eight is 8^(1/6), or "the sixth root of eight" If you want to simplify it, you know that 8 == 2^3, so 8^(1/6) == 2^(3/6) or simply 2^(1/2) which is "the square root of 2"

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How many people have a key to your home? Me and about 15 of my friends. I tend to get locked out often, it's best to have lots of friends with keys.

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Am I the only person that would wreck this sh*t? I'm thinking that the flash from the cameras made that top sheer. I mean, she should have realized that people would take pictures of her. If you couldn't see through the top, it would have been a classy look.

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Selma Blair: hot or not? Sort of. It's not definite, but she's sort of hot.

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Me and my friend are having a debate and I want your opinion: What's better Anime or Golf? I'll go with golf, it's a fun sport to play. I just don't see the draw of anime.

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Would you rather be a Jack of all Trades or a Master of 1? Depends, do I get to choose what I'm a master of? Because it would be suck to be a master of feeding chickens or something. But it would be cool to be a master lawyer and make other people do stuff for me.

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Are you wearing blue right this second? I have a blue coat, but I'm indoors so not wearing it.

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What a snowy day right?(1/28/09) It's freezing raining at the moment. Pretty miserable.

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What's the sexiest name you can think of? Amélie, Sophie, Juliette. All said in a French accent

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Whats a good petname for my gf? be serious Tits McGee isn't a good one, take my word for it.

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What does your outgoing voicemail message say? I kind of want to have it say "Hi, the number you have reached has been disconnected. Please leave a message after the beep."

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How old are you and how many hours do you sleep a night? 24 and about 6

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I got about $20,000 in total and I'm 19 years old, I already have a car, do you think I can move out and live on my own? As long as I have a roof over my head, I don't care, I wanna buy land and get a cheap used mobile home, is this ideal? It's probably not a good idea to buy cheap land and a mobile home that will depreciate in value as soon as you park it on your plot of land. If you're set on moving out, it'll be smarter to rent somewhere while your nest-egg grows a bit or until you find a steady and reliable income.

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Who`s betta lookin hayden panettiere or paris hilton I'll go with Hayden Panettiere, but Paris Hilton isn't ugly by any means.

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Do you think World War III (3) could be a possibility in the following 20 years? I don't see that happening, the global political landscape is totally different that it was prior to the first Great War. It's almost impossible to imagine a situation where two polarized powers would emerge.

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Yest. my frnd & I werekissing and she then told me that she doesn't have feelings for me.I toldher that I do.She told me there's dis uda guy she likes but she's sure he duznt like her. Thenshe kept on kissin me.Wat shud i do. I have been crying all day frst u b lik hay gurlwatchadoin an den u b liek gurl ubtripn nden u do it.

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Are you a counrty, town, or city person? I'm a city slicker.

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Do you have any tips for someone just learning how to iron clothes? Don't do it on the carpeted floor. Totally melts the carpet fibers and destroys it, and then you'll lose part of your security deposit.

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How many times per week do you stay up past midnight? Seven, unless I'm sick.

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IS THIS JOKE GOOD OR NOT....YO MAMA SO FAT WEN SHE WENT 2 DA DOKK SHE SAW DA WAILS SINGING we r family even tho ur fatta dan me !!! WELL WACHW WAITIN 4 ANSWER No, it's terrible. I'd say "try again" but don't.

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Team Aniston or Team Jolie? So much Aniston love, I'm surprised. I'll go with Jolie.

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Obama supporters.. how does this video make you feel? I agree with the crazy man, clearly all public speakers are Nazis. It makes so much sense. Also, isn't it sacrilegious to take Gods name in vain? Some pastor he is.

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How much do you weigh? Around 160

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Have you ever had your car towed because it was parked illegally? Twice actually, it sucked. In my defense, the first time it was towed was a mistake since I was parked legally.

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What is your favorite 1/2 hr. tv show.... Toss up between Scrubs and Entourage

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Can Viagra really make you have a hard on for 10 or 12 hours? In a practical joke gone very wrong, I've taken Viagra. It lasted for about 5 hours, and it lost it's novelty after about an hour.

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Is it okay to be on a low carb diet when you are pregnant? I've been watching a lot of House so I'm basically a doctor. In my medical opinion, I'm going to go with "no". Plus being pregnant is a socially acceptable excuse to get Orca fat, may as well seize the moment.

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If you had a pet duck, what would you call it? Officer Quackles.

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What is the highest level of school education you have achieved to this date in years? (based on 12 years = completed high school)? Names of schools or the grades you got in your classes are of course not necessarly :) High school, four years for undergrad, and 2 years of graduate school. So I suppose that's 18

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Is Chief Justice John Roberts the Oaf of Office? I'm holding out hope that he becomes less of an oaf, he's still young.

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My brother was named after an Uncle.. My sisters were named after pop songs. I was to be named after the holiday my birthday falls on, buy dad objected. Who/what were YOU named after? I was named after my Dad, who was named after his Dad, who was named after his Dad, and so on and so forth. My family is apparently not very original.

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What music do YOU have cranked up to 11 right now? Music In My Mind by Wayz

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Do agnostics resent being lumped together with atheists? I've noticed that many here tend to think they are one and the same. Isn't that irritating to you? You'd think atheists and agnostics would get more peeved about it than they do. Islam and Christianity have more in common than Atheism and Agnosticism.

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Am i the only one who knows how to add and subtract a certain number of points from a question? I see you have mastered the skill of not moving your mouse. Congratulations

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If your s/o made a t shirt with your picture on it, would you feel weird walking around with them while they wore it? I think I'd be vain enough to be cool with it.

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Have you ever watch someone have sexual intercourse in real life (not television)? My college room did have a wall that was effectively a giant mirror...does that count?

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When you look at a picture of the earth, from outer space do you feel ? (ie ;small large, amazed) I feel so significant. I mean, the Earth is so tiny in that picture and I'm so big!

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Why do they say say" once every blue moon?" A blue moon is the thirteenth moon in the calendar year. It only happens every three years or so, so it's quite rare.

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If you were to fall asleep at the exact same time every night, what would be ideal for you? It'd be nice if I could sleep by 1:00 every night...if only.

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Do you think you could spend the rest of your life with someone you are not physically attracted to? No way no how. There is no depth to my shallowness.

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Okay fellas--My d*ck is so big: ___________! it goes to yoga.

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Is it wrong to want to smoke meth/crack so I can get skinny? It's more stupid than wrong.

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If George Bush admits he is a member of a secret society called 'Skull & Bones' and there is footage of them doing mock killings, and in Satanic rituals they do mock killings, therefor George Bush is a Satanist? No. Just no.

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Have you ever been in a Romeo and Juliette situation where the two families wanted to keep you and your lover apart? I've had half of that, where my girlfriends parents wanted to keep her and I apart. True story: the dad broke up with me. It was confusing.

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Has anyone else never used any meds to induce sleep? I've used Benadryl, it doesn't make you sleep but it does cause drowsiness.

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When going through a break up do you like to take the high road or are you petty and name call? I take the high road...the name-calling high road. Juuust kidding, my breakups are usually mutual.

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Do you think science is a religion or just a way of investigating everything. It's more of a systematic approach to understanding things around us.

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Gangs of New York, or The Departed? The Departed.

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Has america solved it`s race problems? It hasn't been solved but it is getting significantly better.

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Why don't we have a national Caucasian Day? We have national American/african day... Everyday is White Male Day.

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Do you ever feel as though God and Satan have redirected their eternal pissing contest towards your mouth? I don't do golden showers.

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Would you be willing to give up your tax return this year if it meant that your money was going to help cut the national debt? If I thought that it would help then I'd be all for it. But I don't see how it would, so I'm against it in principle.

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Are you usually late or early when you have to meet friends? Fashionably late

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In Church this morning we spoke on how non-believers poison society as well as themselves. So why does this trend continue? That's quite a glib sermon. Gotta love the ever-so-tolerant Church.

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How do you make yourself vomit? I've been sticking my finger down my throat like the instructions say to do and nothing is happening. People have different gag reflexes, but if it's an emergency just go with some ipecac.

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What's your favorite version of the song "To Make You Feel My Love"? Dylan, Adele, Garth Brooks or someone else? I can't say I've heard all the versions, but I'll go with Adele. Her voice is fantastic.

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...what is your heart made of?... Cardiac muscle

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Isn't HOUSE the best show ever? Not the best ever, but it has grown on me.

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You've just won an all-expense paid trip to France. But, there's one catch. You have to go with your ex and do everything with him or her. Do you go? Hellz to the yes.

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What makes a good song... the lyrics or the music or both? I'm a fan of the non-lyrical parts of the songs.

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I have been going out with my girlfriend for a long time now , she told me all the people she slept with and i told her too which didnt bother me but when the subjuect came up again her number changed... what should i think about that? Most people omit a few sexual encounters that they are embarrassed about or don't really want to talk about for some harmless reason. I wouldn't worry about it.

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I went to France the people were great what did you think? I went to France a few summers ago and I was blown away by how hospitable and nice everybody was. I was both in Paris and in the suburbs, I didn't find any hyper-arrogant snobs. Also, I didn't speak French.

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Speaker of the house, Pelosi has called the Bush administration corrupt. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black??--see answers Chain mails are the best news source; they are totally unbiased and are very factual since they are held accountable.

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OMG. I am sorry but I think I just stepped on your ______!? sack! That'll be an extra $5

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Yes or No: Rich people should purposefully act humble, since they may seem cocky otherwise No.

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Do you bowl alone? I live by a certain credo: there are two things man should do alone, and bowling is not one of them.

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Do you think hard-working people deserve to be better off? Do you think it's unfair that certain people were born rich and will stay rich? It's an unfortunate fact of life. Some people are fortunate to be born in a civilized country with access to everything while some people are doomed to be born into poverty. It would be unfair to punish those who were born into wealth, a better option would be to try to make those were born into poverty a bit better off.

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Dont you hate those redsox fans that only became fans in 2004 or 2007? I generally dislike all Red Socks fans, regardless of when they became fans. Here's the whiny britches disclaimer: not all people are the same blah blah blah stereotyping is wrong wah wah wah.

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Why do you use Answerbag? it r ejukayshunol

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What do you think of this song? It's my new favorite break up song. I'm a fan of this one, but you know what they say: It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world.

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Do you think artificial prostitutes will replace human prostitues in the future? Considering that technology allows us to get there... There are just some things machines can't do as well as humans. Coitus is one of those things.

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Ladies: Do you know what a skinny mirror is? Is it bad that I know what a skinny mirror is? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I do.

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I'm going to the store, would you like me to pick you up something special? NyQuil and soup

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Is it a comment when someone say your boobs are huge? I think you mean "compliment", but it can be. It's a tactless compliment, but I don't see how big boobs can be a bad thing. I'm sure some people out there can rationalize it as a bad thing, but I can't imagine a world where "man your boobs are HUGE" is a derogatory statement.

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When was the last time you went to Las Vegas on a whim? Two years ago. This girl I knew was going there for some conference thing and I had nothing better to do. That's when I learned what a red-eye flight was like; I don't really remember boarding the flight.

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If you could be a minority in the US, which would you pick and why? Billionaire playboys are still a minority, right? I'll be one of them, for obvious reasons.

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Is it true that when you move on up that Fish don't fry in the kitchen, Beans don't burn on the grill? I fucking loved that show.

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Would you like to see Condelezza Rice run for president? Oh yes that would be great. I say this knowing full well the Dems suck at elections, they need all the help they can get to win. Appealing to a largely white southern base with a black woman would really help us out.

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What time did you/do you wake up for highschool? (i wake up at 5:45) My bus picked me up at 5:30 the first two years, so I got up around 5.

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What is something you wish you could just go out and buy right now? I want new sunglasses. Probably a really pimp TV and computer monitor. Or a really ghetto car with hydraulics and 25" rims and ghetto paint. Like a "Pimp My Ride" paint job. How great would it be to drive up to my class with that thing?

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What's the quickest way to get over an ex? Get laid.

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What are you more affected by scent or the sound of music? Music can evoke only a few reactions: get me really pumped, get me really happy, or get me really introspective. It's because I only like certain genres and just tune the shitty ones out. On the other hand, different scents can do so much more. The smell of orange groves makes me relaxed, the smell of jasmine turns me on, the smell of garlic makes me hungry...the list goes on. So...

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If my screen name was Sara55 what would you guess the 55 stood for? Numbers after a screen name are typically a lucky number or a date. 55 doesn't strike me as your lucky number, because that'd be done after an athlete and you're not a sports buff. So that leaves a date...May 5th? I know that's not your birthday. Next is 1955. You're my age and our generation started making screen names really early on, so I'm guessing Sara82...

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What would make your love life more exciting? Yahtzee. Probably, I've actually never played. I've heard it's exciting. That withstanding, maybe a water bed and really pointy stilettos. You can let your imagination go wild with that one, but I'd be most worried about the decision between sex and saving my apartment from water damage. Or deciding at which point to stop the sex to save my treasured items. Nothing...

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If your trying to get back with your ex girlfriend and she is giving you the hardest time but you dont want to give up what are some tips to show her how much you want to have her back in your life and make her realize how happy we were together Nine times out of ten, if she doesn't want to get convinced that you guys were great together, then you weren't in fact great together. You may have been happy, but she likely wasn't. It's not your fault, but the best thing you can do is forget about it and move it. I know it sucks, but there are pleanty of fish in the sea. Really pretty fish.

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Ever notice (in movies) staring Tom Hanks, a lot of times there is a "pissing" scene? I have not, and I got to watch part of "The Da Vinci Code". While I will never get those wasted hours of my life back, I didn't notice any pissing scenes. Maybe it's at the end, and feel free to ruin the ending if peeing does in fact ruin the ending.

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Have you ever given a heartfelt answer only to find out later your response was completely irrelevant due to the category the question had been placed in?... I have embarrassed myself several times this way now :) When this happens, I always like to assume the questioner asked it in the wrong category. Hey, even in the worst case you can just assume it'll be helpful to someone in the future.

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Does the US secretly allow torture I believe they call it enhanced interrogation. Unfortunately it still doesn't work, whodathunk it.

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Do you believe giving/receiving oral is considered sex? I guess I'm the outsider here, but I don't consider it sex.

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Why dont i sweat very much when irun for 2-3 miles my body gets hot but i sweat little to none all. is this healthy It's very possible that you live in a dry climate, so you do sweat but the sweat evaporates in the air before you notice it. In humid climates is when you get soaked with sweat.

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What gets real old, real fast? The Mayfly.

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Why do men watch porn Simple answer? Naked chicks. Porn has naked chicks, or at least a very high probability of naked chicks.

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Barcaluv 67 for his ascension to Swami? Barca is, bar none, my favorite Guatemalan. Congrats man. You're keeping this place in tip-top shape, too, might I add.

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Is Oprah the queen of the USA or something? She's the queen of daytime television, and since all Americans are simplistic cretins who only watch daytime television, I suppose, by proxy, she'd be queen of the USA. I bet you she has her own stamp, too. That's gotta seal the deal.

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If a stranger sitting next to you on the bus sneezes and you say "God bless you" and they reply "excuse me but i'm an athiest(sp?)" would you be offended in any way? "And apparently an inconsiderate, self-righteous, douchebag who has no idea what exchanging idiomatic pleasantries is all about" Pardon my anger, I'm at the airport.

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Would you answer this question if I guaranteed you +6 points? That's not why I would answer it, I'm not in it for the fake internet points. Not because I'm down to Earth, because everyone knows that's not the case, but because the fake internet points win me no attention.

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What word best describes your world view? (Take the quiz) Your Word is "Fearless" You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it! You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing. Sometimes your fearlessness means you're daring. You enjoy risky activities. And sometimes your fearlessness means you're courageous. You're brave enough to do the right...

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What should airports do with all the confiscated goods taken from passengers? So I'm at the airport now and I went through security. They took my shampoo and my water and chucked in this big bin. I asked them what they did with it, they said they threw it out. Then I asked if the workers rummage through it and take the good shampoo, and she gave me a dirty look. Then I realized I didn't want a full cavity search and left post-haste.

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How can someone be against War and for Abortion? Because the two are very different. It's like how I can be FOR oranges and AGAINST getting punched in the face right before I eat.

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What do you do in the elevator/lift when alone? I wonder how people could have sex in an elevator, and then I wonder if people actually have sex in elevators or if they just say that to seem cool. Then I think, why would having sex in an elevator be cool? It seems cramped and annoying. I'd probably get a leg cramp and have a hard time performing knowing how filthy dirty this place is. By then someone else is in the elevator, or...

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True story... A girl gets mad at her boyfriend at a party. Goes to the bathroom and poops in a tube sock... comes out and smacks him in the face with it. What in the world do you say or do to that? That's just freaking impressive. She's the MacGyver of angry girlfriends.

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Are you a smoker? If not, can you give me a non-health related reason as to why, and if so, why do you smoke? When I'm drunk and around smokers, I'll have a cig. Apparently, though, I do it all wrong; I puff the smoke into my mouth, then I waft it in artistic puffs around the room. I had no idea you were supposed to inhale it, that's what I thought people did and I found it shocking that people could get addicted to smoking. The reason I don't smoke while sober is because I...

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Would you say that Humans in general are a dumb species? Humans are, by far, the smartest species on the planet. What we have been able to do is truly amazing: from building complex societies and languages, to various engineering marvels. We are the only species that understands how things work. To all the fools out there that say "ohh waaah waah humans have war!" Animals also have wars, animals kill each other, it's how things...

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Do you ever go to the library? What do you do there? I go there quite often actually, and of all things I read there. It's nice and quiet, free of distractions.

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Du yu onestly kare obout the speling in the kweschins or ansers? aso 13-0 i4-1 2w3 sdpf [13 qk';sad f=-

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What's your first bf's/gf's name? Michelle. First serious one was Sarah.

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Do you have any links to amusing news stories? Headline: A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

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You must never do what in the ghetto? Not eat bologna.

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How do you solve y^2 +2y +1 = 1 You can put it in the quadratic formula or you can go the easy way and recognize what's going on. y^2 + 2y + 1 = 1 You notice that the 1's cancel one another out, so you're left with y^2 + 2y = 0, which you can see leaves y=0 as one of the two solutions. Then simplified further to y^2 = -2y y = -2 yields the second solution.

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Why do all men try to show off their skillz..are they fo realz? Fo rizzy!

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2 hours of dinner, drinks and conversation. Would you prefer to spend it with Ann Coulter or Michelle Obama? Michelle Obama by far. I value my organs.

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Have you tried netflix an do you like it? I got my Dad a Netflix subscription and he loves it. They're insanely fast at sending the new movies out, too. I thought it'd take at least a few days, but no! He sends a movie out on Monday and gets a new one on Wednesday.

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Peeing with an erection, a dilemma that every man deals with and very few talk about. So, what's your preferred method? Something as complex as the infamous angled bankshot, or something as simple as the bend and sit down? That's such a handsome question. I rarely risk the dreaded bank-shot, but sitting down just doesn't work. More often than not I find myself standing like a Japanese photographer.

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Should u change z person u r 2 save a relationship?!! A: Yes D: No .. Really, people have somehow changed "the" to "z"? You know, texting that would actually take the same number of keystrokes as typing "the", and that's assuming you're not using heuristics; it's even longer then. Even simply typing on a standard keyboard, it's more difficult to hit the "z" than to type "the". Ridiculous. ...

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Do you agree that the only down fall to being the first to do something is that there is no name for it? There may be no name for it now, but they generally name it after you whilst marveling at your greatness. Except the guy who first tried autoerotic asphyxiation. People probably never marveled at that guy, but that's just the exception that proves the rule.

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You are at the mall, a naked man starts running up and down the floors, he's just laughing . What do you do? I step out of the way of the crazy man.

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The government is talking about putting a tax on gas to cover road repairs, etc. They say we are driving less so they are not getting enough $$. Do you think this is total B.S. or do you agree with the tax? I'm for a gas tax, I think it's critical to our long-term stability. Do we need it because we need money to fix roads? Certainly not, that's a silly notion. We go through these cycles, and have been doing it for the last few decades, where we get addicted to inefficient cars and then get screwed when oil prices spike. Then we go into a frenzy about how it sucks and we need to...

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___________ship. What comes to mind? Shape! But you've gotta move the blank to the other side...

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Why, other than for space, do most AB'ers use s/o instead of partner when used in questions or answers? Partner sounds so...impersonal. Batman and Robin are partners.

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When giving your number out do you give it out in groups of one,two,three or more? (e.g. 01-78-76-..... or 0178-76...) I go three-three-two-two

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Do you still think you love me? Doesn't everyone? A recent poll showed that 11 out of 12 ABers would save Sara over another 'bagger.

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What's the hardest substance to walk through? I reckon that molten lava would be pretty difficult.

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So if SaraMonster and I were drowing, and you could only rescue one of us, which one of us would you save? And why? This is the most awesome question ever. Almost awesome enough for me to save you over Sara. Almost.

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How far away (in miles) is a thunderstorm that has a 12 second delay between the lightening strike and the thunder clap? I don't understand how to solve this.. You solve it by utilizing the fact that the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound.

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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?" Scrambled with goat cheese and atop prosciutto

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If I asked to read your autobiography, would I be shocked to find what really lay behind that avatar and friendly face here on AB? Most definitely.

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Do you make more or less than $75,000 a year? Less, but I also only work for 10 weeks during the summer.

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How often do u see or hear your parents having _____ you know... Never, to the best of my knowledge they've only had sex once and that was before I was born.

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Can you name five songs to which you know all the lyrics to? Don't Stop Believing by Journey A Little Bit Cooler by The Cool Kids I Need A Hot Girl by The Hot Boys We Know Something by Jurassic 5 Toma by Pitbull I'm so hood.

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If you could spend an extremely long time at a certain age...what age would that be for you? Probably 24. People don't view me as young, I don't get carded, I'm in peak physical condition, I don't get many aches, I heal fast, women my age are gorgeous, my memory is still there...yea, I could live like this.

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Are you and your friends more similar or different?.....morals, personalities, and interests. My close friends are more likely to have similar morals and interests, but different personalities. My BEST friend has basically the same personality. If you take my acquaintances, it's a mixed bag across the board.

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Have any of you been on a holiday in a Arab-speaking country? I have not, but I've always wanted to visit Morocco and Egypt.

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Do you think American education is falling behind other developed countries as some study suggests based on high school math and reading test scores? Those studies are slightly flawed. In many other countries, students who do poorly in school are often transferred to vocational schools where they learn a useful trade. In the US we don't have that, so US test scores are comparatively lower. Don't get me wrong, our education is certainly lacking. It's one of those things that we should always be striving to better,...

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This is a quadruple bill. Do you prefer (1) indoor or outdoor activities; (2) milk or plain chocolate; (3) red or white wine; (4) analogue or digital watches? Outdoor, plain chocolate, red wine, analog

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Are you scum? ( I'm just asking) Nope.

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When you go grocery shopping do you make a list or do you just go there and fill up your basket? No list for me, but I go to the store basically every day; if there's something that I constantly forget I'll write it down.

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Would you answer your door after midnight without asking who it was? Depending on where I lived, but I always look through the peep hole first.

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What is charcoal made from? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal Mostly carbon, but that'll answer your questions.

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Hypothetical situation for the atheists: No one knows that you're an atheist. You were in a family gathering and they asked you to lead the prayer. Would you do it, or would you refuse and reveal that you don't believe in God? I would politely decline, I really don't know any prayers. Unless "good food, good meat, good God lets eat!" counts.

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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? If I have spare change, then yes.

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Snow or rain which do u like best and why Rain is generally more soothing to me, so I prefer it. Also, I don't like the coldness associated with snow.

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If someone asks you if you would like to donate blood, what do you say? I'd tell them I hate needles. I do hate needles, but I still donate blood occasionally.

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Do you think you can tell a lot about a person by their teeth? Why or why not? You could probably tell some things, sure, but it wouldn't be the best indicator ever. Smokers and coffee drinkers are more likely to have discolored teeth, but it doesn't mean they will. And it doesn't mean non-smokers will have white teeth.

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(girls) why do females not wet there bed's, male's get an erection to stop them, so what stops us, do our sexual organs tighten somewhere or get bigger? I've gotta stop this lie from getting any more steam: you can still pee with an erection, it's something most men have to deal with in the morning,you just can't ejaculate and urinate at the same time. The thing that stops women from wetting the bed is the same thing that stops men from wetting the bed: the urethral sphincter.

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Are you intense or laid back when it comes to house cleaning? How does your house look right now? I suppose that I am intense, I like my house to be nice and tidy. I'm even a tidy drunk

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Do you love or hate your body? "The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body. Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle." ~Dr. Cox, Scrubs character But seriously: no I don't. I'm a massive narcissist.

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Could you go 30 days without swearing? Not consecutively

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I heard that a scientist sent a duck 1 hour into the future, and an hour later the duck appeared and spoke Chinese. Is this true? I believe that is what scientists call "a clever ruse".

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Can you live with out your credit cards? What are you going to do once all the credit companies go bankrupt and decrease your limits down to nothing? I can live without a credit card, which is difficult to say as a graduate student, but I'll choose against it. If recent history has taught us anything, it's that excessive saving only exacerbates financial crises of this sort.

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The Economy: After Christmas sales are everywhere. 50-60-70% off the regular price. Its a little too late. why didn't the stores have these sales BEFORE Christmas? their bottom line would have been in the black for the holidays, instead of the red. I think a lot of it was the stores hoping that they would sell more things. When this failed, they were stuck with lots of inventory that they can't afford. One desperate store had the idea to have massive sales, which started a chain-reaction of sell-offs. Increasing your volume with next to no profit margin doesn't significantly increase profits.

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Women, Would you prefer being thin without drastic curves or be very curvaceous but thicker? Men, physically, which of those two are more attractive? I guess the keyword is "drastic". I like curves, but I'm not sure I like drastic curves. Probably the easiest way to describe it is by dress size; of the ladies I've had a good fortune of dating they've all been between a size 2 and a size 8, with the average being a size 4/6. So I guess I find that type more attractive. I consider that to be curvy, but I have had...

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Name a word (at least 6 letters) which begins with a T and ends with a T. Tenant

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Does your dog or cat let you know when they think it is time for you to go to bed? Definitely, in high school my dog would effectively put me to bed if I stayed up rather late goofing off. If I were on the computer or playing a game, she would jump on me and basically incapacitate my arms. If I were watching TV, she'd manage to stand on my desk between me and my TV until I turned it off. It was really quite hilarious, you can't get mad at such comedy.

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Did becoming a night owl grow on you or did u make the switch for a reason? I hate getting up in the morning, and I'm somehow inexplicably productive in the late evening. Years of procrastination didn't help.

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How many men wear jewellery (earrings, chains, bracelets) and how many women like men to wear adornments? I wear a silver chain necklace and of course a watch. Up until a few years ago I wanted a big-ass gold and black onyx ring. Gaudy to the max. I never got it, though looking back it was probably for the best. Oh, I wear cuff links with a suit if that counts.

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What do you think your pet does at home when you go out? When I was a kid I liked to think my dog caused mischief when we were gone; sneaking out of the house and chasing cats, attacking the mailman, pooping in the neighbors yard, et cetera. Looking back, she probably had sexy parties.

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Can anyone suggest a nice Bar Lounge in NY Manhattan area? L'Express is a nice part-bistro-part-bar (though mostly bistro) place that I enjoy starting my evening on. For some reason after midnight it gets really expensive. It's on Park and 20th. The Hudson Hotel has a really cool bar, it's on 58th just west of B-way. It's actually a really cool building; unmarked on the outside but it's concrete with this...

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How many slices of pizza can you eat at one time without getting sick? After a night of drinking and partying, my ability to eat pizza becomes legendary. I reckon I can get to 8. Without drinking, I can get to 2 comfortably and I'm fairly certain I couldn't get past 4 without feeling at least a bit nauseous.

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40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. That is really scary. Thoughts? Where did you see that? I'd LOVE to see the breakdown of their sales, it'd be interesting. Maybe I can finally see why they keep introducing the McRib "sandwich" when I can honestly say I've never encountered a soul that has even tried it.

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What comes to mind when I say "snuggle"? That bear from those fabric softener commercials.

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Which is funnier, Simpsons or South Park? The Simpsons has gone downhill as of late, but I absolutely loathe South Park.

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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why? If she's alone in the house with a murderer, then she's the murderer!

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Does anyone really care about the perils of Britney Spears? The misadventures of Britney are mildly entertaining, so I guess I care.

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How would you feel if your son wanted to do ballet or cheerleading? Please specify whether you are male or female. "Dad, you know the guy that has his hands all over various cheerleaders asses? Yea, I wanna be that guy" As far as ballet, some of the best ballet dancers in the world are men; their strength lets them do really cool shit. So yea, I really wouldn't care. I assume you asked this trying to draw a comparison between homosexuality and ballet/cheerleading. I met this Russian...

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I don't like to brag, but _____. I'm sort of a big deal.

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What is the temperature where you are? I have -39 c It's 76º F here. Damn I love South Florida.

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Do you still watch reruns of Saved By The Bell? I'm more of a Fresh Prince man myself.

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Have you ever been to a cabin? In the winters I used to visit my cousin and I'd hang out with them in their winter cabin. It was in Canada, and FREAKING COLD all the time.

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What's the 1st thing that occurs to you when you hear (read): "Oedipus"? Oh momma!

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Can you be alergic to alcohol? It's technically possible, yes, though usually quite unlikely.

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What special event do you think will happen in the year, 2012? There will be some very confused doom tellers.

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How many of you actually believe, or know someone who believes, the old myth about how humans only use 10% of their brains? That's actually a myth. Back in the day researchers found that humans could survive after stroke or other head trauma with severe brain loss. They inferred from this that we only use a small part of our brain. In reality, only a small part of our brain is used for critical life functions. The other parts aren't critical, but we still use them.

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What do you think of Thomas Jones's comments about Brett Favre? I think he's just frustrated and got caught saying something enormously stupid.

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In which Shakespeare play did they say " Lets kill all the Lawyers"? Ahh, so familiar with that one =) It's from Henry VI by the character "Dick The Butcher". Gotta love Shakespearean comic relief

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Y du peple donrat me 4 telin da truf tats al i do in? Probably because you're seemingly illiterate. Or, in a way you may understand "oiasx appoasid qe342 klj98"

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Would you leave the house looking how you do right now? I'm not wearing a shirt, but it's Florida so I can get away with it.

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Have you though about leaving the country since Obama became President? Trick question! He's the President-elect, not the President. Still, I think I know what you were getting after. Yes, I've thought about leaving the country: I'd really like to vacation in Italy and France, so I would have to leave the country for that.

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For $1000. would you say " I hope that Satan and evil spirits posses my body"? For a cool G? Sure. Could I say it multiple times and get paid again, or add more adjectives to up the ante?

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How important is it to be the best, prettiest, handsomest, funniest, most popular? Where did the drive to stand out come from? The drive to stand out is likely deeply rooted in our psyche. The ones that are more desirable are more likely to pass on their genes. This is of course no longer the case, but it was significant in our evolutionary history. You can see it in nature today: the peacock with the flashiest tail-feathers gets to mate, the Cardinal with the prettiest colors gets to boogie down, et cetera. To...

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Does it annoy you when people write in shortcuts like using "U" for "you" or use a lot of abbreviations like LOL or IMHO? It doesn't annoy me, but once they do I assume they're stupid and talk to them accordingly.

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Is 112 a good iq score for a 16 year old? It depends if you took an actual IQ test, or one of those online things. The former would rate you above average for your age, the latter would be meaningless.

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Which scholarship should i take? Duke, UNC, Washington State, Harvard, or Yale? Have you ever been to New Haven? Talk about barren shit hole, seriously. I know city isn't the best way to decide your future, but if you have the option to attend Harvard or Yale, Harvard wins out; Cambridge is a quaint town. Apart from that, it would really depend on what you're planning on doing after your undergraduate degree. If you're planning on going to grad school,...

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How's your love life on a scale of 1-10? Up and down. Get it?! That was clever.

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Is there anything else in your box, Pandora? Smelly foot syndrome!

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I'm 15, and I am disgusted with the way my generation is, in almost every way. Does anyone else feel ashamed and embarrassed? I feel a bit alone on this. Luckily your generation isn't going to be doing anything significant for quite awhile longer. Still pleanty of time to grow up.

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What is going to be your last supper for 2008? Mine was prosciutto, melon, and champagne.

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What is the best defense a person has against alien abduction? Purchasing an "alien-be-gone" ring. It's invisible, so it won't ruin your fashion, but it's guaranteed to work or your money back. I sell them, they're only $150. A small price to pay for piece of mind.

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Why is Answerbag so addicting? The people.

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Why do they test your urine at your doctor's office for a refill if you are on pain killers? Not sure your particular situation, but they may be testing to make sure you are actually taking said pain killers and not selling them.

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What were you doing when the clock struck 12 on New Years Eve? Popping champagne like I won a championship ring.

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Would you really "drink your significant other's bathwater" to show how much you truly love him or her? Nope, I certainly wouldn't. I don't think it would show love, just some odd, fetish-like desperation.

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How many (if any) millionaires do you personally know? I don't really know how many, but lots. I come from an affluent area of Florida, and I currently attend an Ivy League school. Lots of rich people around.

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I need a new car, shall i get:- the flashy BMW or the sensible FORD? please help? If you can afford it, I'd go for the BMW. They are fantastic, all repairs and service are gratis for the first three years, and they really hold their value. I can't say the same about a Ford, I've owned one and a year into it the engine blew up whilst driving. After that I flogged it and got a relatively-inexpensive 325. It held its value incredibly well and didn't cost...

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In your opinion, are mainstream news programs meant to enlighten, to misinform, or to entertain and distract from what's really happening? Some do actually try to spread information, but it's still a business: there is definitely the entertainment factor in there. Some entertain by being ridiculously biased and pander to a specific audience, tailoring their programming as they go, while others entertain by breaking "shocking" yet otherwise unworthy stories.

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Is it true that college football teams actually lose money during the bowl season? I was under the impression that they made a truck-load of money, or rather the schools did. Maybe this isn't the case for some of the lesser bowl games, but schools definitely cash in with the bigger bowl games.

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Excuse me, but What did I just hear you say? I said "vacuum", I swear!

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The smart, beautiful, and just plain awesome SaraMonster is now Swami!!! Who wants to help me congratulate her? Swami?! Man, we started around the same time and she's a gazillion levels higher than me. LAME! Still, congrats to one of the better ABers out there who is constantly striving to make this community a better, friendlier place.

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Do women who think they can get any man they want turn you off? It depends how much of it is real, overcompensation, or just shtick. Some women, believe it or not, read some articles in Cosmo entitled "How to get guys all over you!" and they tell you to do that. Men's magazines say the same shit, by the by. Everyone is different, naturally, and I'm definitely the exception. For me, over confidence is more attractive than the...

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Should I be offended that my new boyfriend told me I have some exercising to do? I am no overweight or anything. I've said some dumb things that were interpreted the wrong way, but I had good intentions. I once told a girl that she was smarter than she looked, and in my defense she was really smart but did look kind of ditzy. APPARENTLY not a compliment. If he called you a fat fat fattie mcfatterson, or something, then yea you should be offended. But as a guy I can honestly say that sometimes...

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I'm 17, and currently I have this huge crush on this 21 year old. Is that wrong? Would he find it weird if I flirted with him? Would he find it weird if we ended up dating? Pleassseee help! One of my friends in college was dating a 17 year old girl. We gave him endless amounts of shit, because that's what guys do, but they were a good couple more or less. It didn't last, but eh.

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Do guys really love skinny girls? Some do, some don't. I'm a fan of an athletic figure, which is by some definitions "thin".

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Why do women like making "Your momma" jokes? They must have hated their mothers. This video may provide some insight into your queries.

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For severely overweight people, we use the word Obese... but is there a word like that for people who are severely underweight? Emaciated

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What is the name of a famous dog? YES! I got one that nobody said yet. Wishbone! Dog had his very own TV show, he wasn't the sidekick.

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What is most the romantic song in the world and who is it by? Most romantic? That's hard to say, but there is a song that I'm rather fond of called Imagination by Jes Brieden

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Why do girls like to play games in high school? They're always messing with good guys and ruining their lives be "accidentally" getting pregnant. Why do girls or women play games so much? I think the meanest thing a girl in my high school did was to give herpes to the track team. Where did you go to school?

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Do u ever wish you could see in the future at your funeral and just see who actually showed up & all the things people would say about you? I can honestly say no, I don't. I figure if I do everything right, I'll know exactly how people feel about me while I'm still alive.

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Which do you like best: Stainless Steel, White, Black or the built-in cabinet look for kitchen appliances? My kitchen will have stainless appliances with hanging copper pots, with the range on an island and double-decker stoves. Nouveaux riche? Maybe, but it's also 100% baller.

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The morning will come... are you ready for tomorrow? New Years Brunch is the best. Where I'm from, we stop the heavy drinking at 11 and let that buzz run through the Ball Drop, then pop champagne like we won a championship ring and ball out, head to some beach for sunrise, go to someones house, change/shower, and have brunch. Mimosas and Eggs Benedict. It is action packed, but it keeps me out of trouble.

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Attractive people - how long have you gone without sex? This year? Apart from Jan 1, I went the entire month of January without ringing my sex gong.

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I say! How did you acquire that Bruise? Fight club.

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Do u understand britney's new Track 'If you seek Amy' Do u know what she means by that? LOL, holy shit I just listened to this song. "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy" It's about a subtle as a pink elephant. "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-CK me"

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Are New Years Eve parties over rated? They are grossly underrated, really the best party day of the year.

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What now? Now we dance.

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Do you consider yourself fortunate or less fortunate? WHy? I'm immensely fortunate. I was born in a very wealthy and stable country and into a very loving and supportive family. Likewise, I was born healthy and was never left wanting for the "needs" in life: shelter, medicine, food, et cetera. On top of that, I was given opportunities to better myself and allowed to follow whatever dreams I could concoct. I'm not a 7'...

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Is your love style passionate or compassionate? take the quiz! You Are 60% Passionate, 40% Compassionate You possess an ideal balance of passion and compassion. You definitely can get swept away and lose your head a little. But you're rarely a fool for love!

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Have you ever read poetry to your love? No, I'm really not that kind of guy.

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Could you tell me your Top Five List of people in the world who have done the most harm and your Top Five List of people in the world who have done the most good for humankind? Top Five Worst list is difficult, but I've made a rough one which to include some entities where it's hard to single out the "one guy" who started something. Also, I'm really focusing on the last two decades for this since we live in a "what have you done for me lately" society. 1. Omar al-Bashir, President of Sudan and undeniably part of the catalyst for...

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Do you find "Barack the Magic Negro" offensive, or do you wonder what the fuss is about? Wow, that is pretty deeply offensive, and the man is clearly a racist. Now, do I say this because he said the word "negro" and that's not politically correct? No, this has nothing to do with what is PC or not, this has everything to do with how it was uttered. He's using the word in a derogatory manner, and trying to use it to devalue the human being. And the other...

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Guys: if the girl you're dating says she wants to stay a virgin until she gets married, will you respect that and continue to date her without having sex, or leave her to find someone more willing? I'll respect that, but likely won't continue dating her. Is it all because of the sex? Not really, it's just that we'd have vastly different values and that would be the first of many roadblocks.

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How many of you listen to hip-hop, rap, R&B, ect? why I do, I find it enjoyable. The beat is pleasant and the lyrics are well-written. It just has a nice sound, not overly complex, but nice.

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How much do you remember from 2008? (Take the quiz) You Remember 90% of 2008 You were paying attention during 2008. And you remember what happened really well. You'll be able to talk about 2008 for years to come... Even when most people have forgotten what went down. Sarah Palin really has a kid called Twig?

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If you could possibly live to be 115 do you think you would want to? Totally. I'd sit on my front lawn listening to obscenely loud music and indulging on various narcotics.

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Do you know someone who always gives way too much detail when they talk to you? My DAD is a long story teller. I find myself thinking "get to the point already!".

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It is Sixty B's Birthday today! Who'd like to stop by and wish her lots of happiness and success in 2009? Happy birthday Sixty!! May all your birthday wishes come true (but don't tell anyone, it'll ruin them!)

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Did you build a snowman this year? I made a sand snowman. I guess a sandman. We named it "Sandy".

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Does it drive you crazy when you get crumbs in your bed? I don't eat in the bed, for it would drive me mad.

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I know I've seen you somewhere before, WHERE? New York?

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What is the ethnic breakdown in your city? 90.75% White (84.2% were Non-Hispanic White,) 3.76% African American, 0.16% Native American, 1.99% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 1.39% from other races, and 1.90% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 8.51% of the population. The population is spread out with 18.9% under the age of 18, 8.1% from 18 to 24, 26.4% from 25 to 44, 26.7% from 45 to 64, and 19.8% who were 65...

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? True story: the Mayans didn't predict the world would end in 2012. They didn't even end their calendar there, they merely ended a cycle on that date. And yes, other cycles of theirs have ended. In fact, they even planned stuff AFTER 2012. It's just that some failed sociologist misinterpreted the whole thing and decided it'd be a great subject for a fictitious book.

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If I answer your question (and probably my answer is subpar) will you answer mine? Is this Answerbag's version of "you show me yours I'll show you mine"? Eh, I'll probably go with the flow. Why not?

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Would you say that poverty in the United States is an unsolvable issue or do you think it could easily be solved IF the govt/big corporations really cared enough to even try? It's fairly easily solved, and some government intervention would be helpful. It's always stricken me as ironic that the states who receive the most Federal funding from tax dollars are the ones who are against taxes and government spending. The "rich, elitist" states, the ones that don't get nearly as much funding, are the ones pushing for more. You know...

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It takes 2 to Tango...are men whores or sluts? Horizontal tango? I think that'd more likely garner them the "slut" namesake.

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Do you know of any good new music that I may not of heard yet? Care to share? Kid Cudi's "Day n' Night" is a great song that's popular is some circles. It's be remixed by quite a few prominent rappers, if you're into that sort of thing.

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Do you judge people at the register based solely on what they have in their cart? I don't, and I hope people extend to me the same privileged. I don't want to know what goes through peoples minds when I check out with crackers, sleeping medicine, condoms, and that blue toilet duck.

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What is your honest opinion about the band Slipknot? I think they're a band that white suburban kids listen to in an attempt to "rebel" against their parents, but without having to do anything really extreme or life-changing.

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Do you like nuts in your brownies? I'm a simple man, and I like simple things. A brownie sans nuts or frosting is what Mom always made. Man, I really need to parlay this into a commercial somehow. Can't you just imagine a mellow voice-over for some brownie advert?

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What do you like best about being an adult? It's three in the morning and I'm still awake. Take THAT society, I'm so edgy.

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Now that we're comin to the end of the year, can you look back and say that you stuck with your new years resolutions and was it worth while? New Years resolutions always depress me. Not because I break mine, but because everyone always makes these deep, existential ones. Mine were to brush my teeth every morning no matter how tired I was, not bite my finger nails, and not be late. I got sort of close. My fingernails look normal and nobody has complained of foul breath, though I credit that latter with gum. I've been late...

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What exactly is a "white elephant" gift? I have a pretty good idea, but I just want to be clear. I can't be the only one thinking it's a sexual euphemism, can I?

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With "Brutal Barack Obama", "Hitman Hillary Clintoon & Nazi Pelosi, how long will it take for A.M. talk show hosts to be indicted on hate speech charges? Will Rush Limbaugh become known as "Hush" Limbaugh? I think Rush Limbaugh will remain known by his current moniker: borderline retarded hate-monger who hasn't a clue as to what's going on in the world. It's a bit wordy, but maybe he'll trim it down a bit in 2010. Ann Coulter? Still "Man Coulter". Seriously, check out that Adam's apple. That androgynous beast hasn't been able to whip out any more...

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How do you feel about what's going on in Gaza? It's a pity, really, but you knew it was inevitable when Hamas won. Give it to the Jews, they are pretty crafty: Olmert made a statement to the press to warn Hamas from rocketing Gaza, and the Israeli cabinet made a statement saying that no war plans had been authorized when they had. No bombing empty buildings this time. Of course you hope for a quick and peaceful end; hopefully it...

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When you look in a mirror, do you criticize or admire? When I look in the mirror it's reflection perfection.

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Whats the last thing you Leant to someone....? $20 to my mom this morning. Crafty lass hasn't returned it.

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I have to test my stool for a medical condition. If, during the test, one stool looks over at another stools paper, should I subtract points? I think it's equitable to separate them first, if the cheating continues then you have to subtract points.

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Who would win: chuck norris or barack obama? Obama - Norris already tried the political thing with Huckabee. Didn't work out too well.

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Have you ever eaten so much chocolate that you got a stomach ache? November 1st, every year, no fail.

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What is the best piece of Trivia you know? Such as TIPS comes from the old days, which meant...... "To Insure Prompt Service". My favorite piece if trivia is that Bulgaria is the worlds largest importer of kangaroo meat. It's true! Though about the etymology of "tips"; I don't think it's from "to insure prompt service". It would have to be "to ensure prompt service", wouldn't it? Still a neat acronym, in the very least; never heard that one before.

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Dogs have it all figured out, don't they? My New Year's resolution is to be more like the dog in this video. Happy New Year EVERYBODY!!! Hahahha, that is awesome.

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For people who live in America: When can we be proud of being Americans again? I'm still proud. I mean, even when we screw up we do it so epically that it affects everyone. Global economic crisis? Yea, all us. BOOSH!

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Does it seem like it will be a very long time until another Republican becomes President of the U.S.? You'd think so, given their track record in the last few decades. But sadly politics is more sleaze than action, and the GOP spin machine is second to none. I give them eight years, twelve max.

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Is the heater on in your house right now? My AC is on because it's EIGHTY AWESOME DEGREES.

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Do you believe that male gold diggers exist? I personally don't, unlike the opposite which compromises the majority. I am RIGHT HERE! I'm fantastic arm candy. Though female gold diggers are far from the majority.

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Are digital camera usb cables universal? Yes and no; there are different size "mini USB" cables. If you get the right size you can interchange them, but you have to get the right size.

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Is zero times infinity undefined? Or is it just zero? It's actually not undefined, but it is indeterminate.

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Are the Titans going to the superbowl? According to the 8-ball: "Outlook bleak". I just don't think they have it in them

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If you could pick a celebrity to kiss under the mistletoe. Who would it be? Scarlett Johansson. Look at those lips.

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