Answerbag: khammer's answers

Answer to What is something that's hard?

Fri, 04 May 2012 13:31:10 -0700

What is something that's hard?

Giggity..

Answer to What does atheism rely on in order to survive and expand?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 13:18:31 -0700

What does atheism rely on in order to survive and expand?

Logic

Answer to Who here thinks Michael Jackson jokes are funny? share some :)

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:08:15 -0700

Who here thinks Michael Jackson jokes are funny? share some :)

He touched so many kids.

Answer to Cats,love them or hate them?

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:54:52 -0700

Cats,love them or hate them?

Like 30% of my friends are allergic to them.

Answer to What does it take to be the life of the party?

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:16:52 -0700

What does it take to be the life of the party?

drugs lots of them.

Answer to I have not smoked marijuana in two years three days ago I took three hits how long will it last in my system

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:52:23 -0700

I have not smoked marijuana in two years three days ago I took three hits how long will it last in my system

Not enough to detect but id drink lots of water ect just in case.

Answer to I'm having a tough time. My bf is going travelling for 2 months and we are staying together and I'm excited for him! I love him and hope he stays faithful! Do you think I should worry? Any similar stories of having a partner travel?

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:09:35 -0700

I'm having a tough time. My bf is going travelling for 2 months and we are staying together and I'm excited for him! I love him and hope he stays faithful! Do you think I should worry? Any similar stories of having a partner travel?

If you have to worry about him cheating then you must question your relationship.

Answer to Which Goonie would you be? (I hope at least someone on here remembers this movie...Lol)

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:14:02 -0700

Which Goonie would you be? (I hope at least someone on here remembers this movie...Lol)

I'd be Sean Austin aka Mikey. The truffle shuffle is awesome.

Answer to The Beatles or The Stones?

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:39:08 -0700

The Beatles or The Stones?

I like both but it's hard to compare any band to the Beatles.

Answer to What actor/actress annoys you?

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:34:43 -0700

What actor/actress annoys you?

Piers on Americas got talent and just about every person on every reality show there has ever been.

Answer to What toppings do you take on your hamburger (turkeyburger, bocaburger, etc.)?

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:20:54 -0700

What toppings do you take on your hamburger (turkeyburger, bocaburger, etc.)?

pickles, grilled, onions, jalapenos, mustard, A1 sauce, bacon, american cheese, mushrooms. I would put more but I don't know if that would all fit :)

Answer to What percentage of the questions on AB do you feel are duplicates?

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:04:33 -0700

What percentage of the questions on AB do you feel are duplicates?

95%

Answer to I only have five days until my school starts. How do you think I should spend that tiem?

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:49:32 -0700

I only have five days until my school starts. How do you think I should spend that tiem?

Changing your profile pic.

Answer to Which country would you travel to just to try the food?

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:42:41 -0700

Which country would you travel to just to try the food?

Spain, China,

Answer to Can you tell a good joke that will make everyone laugh? If yes, go ahead - put it in writing!

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:14:31 -0700

Can you tell a good joke that will make everyone laugh? If yes, go ahead - put it in writing!

WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water...

Answer to What's the worst zodiac?

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:51:37 -0700

What's the worst zodiac?

I hear Gemini's can be bad.

Answer to What is Women's greatest weakness or weakness's

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:33:41 -0700

What is Women's greatest weakness or weakness's

Bon Bon's, Money and Media,

Answer to Why do I feel the constant need to rip people apart for being too judgemental(and doing it in a nasty way)? I'm starting to feel that even though I'm defending someone else I'm not much better than the person who I am chewing out!

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:17:47 -0700

Why do I feel the constant need to rip people apart for being too judgemental(and doing it in a nasty way)? I'm starting to feel that even though I'm defending someone else I'm not much better than the person who I am chewing out!

Its ok to rip apart judgemental people they deserve it.

Answer to Next Monday is Labor day here in the U.S. how are you going to spend the day?(as for myself I'm thinking roadtrip just don't know where to yet...Lol!)

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:38:25 -0700

Next Monday is Labor day here in the U.S. how are you going to spend the day?(as for myself I'm thinking roadtrip just don't know where to yet...Lol!)

Vegas!

Answer to Who would you say is the most beautiful person you have ever seen?

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:21:57 -0700

Who would you say is the most beautiful person you have ever seen?

I like Kate Beckensale, Scarlett Johanson and Milla Johvavich.

Answer to What is your worst bad beat in Texas Holdem Poker?

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:38:15 -0700

What is your worst bad beat in Texas Holdem Poker?

I had AA someone else had KK and a third person had AK. Everyone bet all in. The flop was junk the turn was junk and the riv came a K. A one outer in a 100k tourney. I was pissed.

Answer to What meal would you describe as a 'heart attack on a plate'?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:25:37 -0700

What meal would you describe as a 'heart attack on a plate'?

Chili cheese fries with a pastrami bacon burger with a egg on it.

Answer to Are you a Howard Stern fan yes or no?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:23:02 -0700

Are you a Howard Stern fan yes or no?

Yes back in the day but I haven't listened to him in forever.

Answer to If you had 20 dollars, what would you spend it on?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:36:27 -0700

If you had 20 dollars, what would you spend it on?

A 20 sack.

Answer to What is pho?

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:19:59 -0700

What is pho?

Delicious!

Answer to What's the fastest think you can cook and serve?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:06:55 -0700

What's the fastest think you can cook and serve?

Hot dog in the microwave 1 min or cook a couple eggs 2 min. Done son.

Answer to What songs with the word "fire" in their titles do you know?

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:02:25 -0700

What songs with the word "fire" in their titles do you know?

Fire on the mountain - Grateful Dead

Answer to What do you deserve that you will probably never get?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:27:38 -0700

What do you deserve that you will probably never get?

Rich, true love the list goes on and on..

Answer to So... how's your love life these days?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:02:59 -0700

So... how's your love life these days?

Its been a few months so I would say non exsistant.

Answer to What's your least favorite facial feature of yourself?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:59:02 -0700

What's your least favorite facial feature of yourself?

My pores.

Answer to What religion are you (I don't judge anyone)?

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:46:40 -0700

What religion are you (I don't judge anyone)?

Agnostic.

Answer to What do you say when you want to use the restroom?(ie "push one out", "drop a load")

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:46:01 -0700

What do you say when you want to use the restroom?(ie "push one out", "drop a load")

I need to go pinch a loaf or take a shyz.

Answer to What's you favorite joke by a stand up comedian?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:44:43 -0700

What's you favorite joke by a stand up comedian?

Anything from Mitch Hedburg.

Answer to If you found a grocery bag full of money lying in the road what would you do?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:43:29 -0700

If you found a grocery bag full of money lying in the road what would you do?

I would keep it and go on vacation :)

Answer to What will the next technology breakthrough be?

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:42:19 -0700

What will the next technology breakthrough be?

We will have a chip in our arm that will store all our information checking account, credit cards medical records and will act like a GPS device. MARK OF THE BEAST!

Answer to Is the hate eating you up inside?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:10:12 -0700

Is the hate eating you up inside?

I say f the world.

Answer to How often do you indulge in overeating and drinking too much?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:45:32 -0700

How often do you indulge in overeating and drinking too much?

I drink at least 4 times a week..

Answer to Do you think light-skinned black people,have it easier than dark-skinned black people?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:44:10 -0700

Do you think light-skinned black people,have it easier than dark-skinned black people?

YES!

Answer to How will you know if you are bisexual?

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:35:06 -0700

How will you know if you are bisexual?

If you have to ask you might be..

Answer to What are your views for obama to be the next president

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:50:12 -0700

What are your views for obama to be the next president

Anyone would be better then Bush.

Answer to Do you want a free xbox 360 no joke

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:50:20 -0700

Do you want a free xbox 360 no joke

YES!

Answer to I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:40:35 -0700

I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time?

That's easy work for the city..here is a joke for you as well...What do you get when you put a 100 lesbians and 100 city workers in a bar? 200 people who don't do dick.

Answer to What's the first song that comes to your mind for Bob Marley and the Wailers?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:35:25 -0700

What's the first song that comes to your mind for Bob Marley and the Wailers?

Trenchtown Rock/One Love

Answer to What is your all time favorite album or CD?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:14:21 -0700

What is your all time favorite album or CD?

Depeche Mode 101

Answer to What would you ask the wizard of oz for?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:04:17 -0700

What would you ask the wizard of oz for?

A new liver!

Answer to What do you think about a girl who takes pictures of her poop in the toilet with her cell phone and sends them to you?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:56:35 -0700

What do you think about a girl who takes pictures of her poop in the toilet with her cell phone and sends them to you?

What in the feces?

Answer to Is Extasy really that bad once in a while going out to clubs?

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:37:50 -0700

Is Extasy really that bad once in a while going out to clubs?

I've done it a few times. I'm still alive but I'm sure its not great for you to do.

Answer to At what age do you feel people should pass on?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:04:03 -0700

At what age do you feel people should pass on?

70 sounds like a good age.

Answer to Whose death in the music industry had the biggest impact of all?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:24:24 -0700

Whose death in the music industry had the biggest impact of all?

No question. John Lennon.

Answer to What movie has the best surprise ending?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:38:28 -0700

What movie has the best surprise ending?

The Game, Sixth Sense, April Fools Day.

Answer to Which US city has the highest suicide rate and why?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:27:54 -0700

Which US city has the highest suicide rate and why?

I heard Seattle because it rains 70% of the year.

Answer to What is the best thing you can buy for under a dollar?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:32:53 -0700

What is the best thing you can buy for under a dollar?

Double cheese burger at Mc Donalds.

Answer to What was the last bad habit you picked up?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:35:35 -0700

What was the last bad habit you picked up?

Poker.

Answer to How do you know Jesus Christ died for your sins?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:00:28 -0700

How do you know Jesus Christ died for your sins?

Who's Jesus? The only Jesus I know mows my lawn. (here come the dr's and I deserve it)

Answer to What's your favorite font?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:53:26 -0700

What's your favorite font?

Palatino Linotype

Answer to What food goes best with a cold beer?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:54:43 -0700

What food goes best with a cold beer?

hot wings.. anything bbqed. actually anything :)

Answer to How good at kickball and dodgeball were you as a kid?

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:43:03 -0700

How good at kickball and dodgeball were you as a kid?

I play in 2 kickball leagues now as a adult and they are fun as hell. We kick ass VIVA UNO MAS!

Answer to Why are MEN so MEAN to ladys and MEN do not answer only ladys.....

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:01:16 -0700

Why are MEN so MEAN to ladys and MEN do not answer only ladys.....

This is from my experience. Strong girls like weak guys so they can control them and strong guys like weak girls so they can treat them like crap and both seem to be attracted to the other.

Answer to Funniest movie quote ever? Mine is from 40 year old virgin "She's a ho fo' sho..."

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:48:40 -0700

Funniest movie quote ever? Mine is from 40 year old virgin "She's a ho fo' sho..."

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? -Happy Gilmore-

Answer to Why do some men 'go commando' (no underwear)?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:17:21 -0700

Why do some men 'go commando' (no underwear)?

To lazy to wear underwear.

Answer to Did anyone else just feel that earthquake?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:23:41 -0700

Did anyone else just feel that earthquake?

I did. I'm at work in Burbank and the whole office shook and got evacuated.

Answer to Do you have big feet? What size are they?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:58:36 -0700

Do you have big feet? What size are they?

Size 10

Answer to Have you ever fallen asleep at your computer, if so when was the last time?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:23:12 -0700

Have you ever fallen asleep at your computer, if so when was the last time?

When I used to play Everquest. I did all the time.

Answer to In your opinion, what is one or more of the most morally disgusting songs you have heard?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:09:39 -0700

In your opinion, what is one or more of the most morally disgusting songs you have heard?

Anything from Screwdriver. They were a white supremacy band.

Answer to Can you name some things you have to live for please?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:05:25 -0700

Can you name some things you have to live for please?

Bitches.

Answer to What kind of animal would you least like to eat?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:00:33 -0700

What kind of animal would you least like to eat?

Potato Bug or cat.

Answer to Why cant we just build a planet?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:25:23 -0700

Why cant we just build a planet?

2 words the Death Star!

Answer to What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:57:54 -0700

What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard?

WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS SO IMPORTANT The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water...

Answer to What have you got into debt for?

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:52:27 -0700

What have you got into debt for?

DUI/Education/Gambling/Bad Habits.

Answer to Whats the closest airport to you?

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:50:06 -0700

Whats the closest airport to you?

Burbank Airport.

Answer to Time for a smoke break, Who else is coming?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:35:49 -0700

Time for a smoke break, Who else is coming?

I quit smoking cigs 1 1/2 years ago.

Answer to Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:35:04 -0700

Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)?

<insert rude joke here>

Answer to Are you lonely?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:34:03 -0700

Are you lonely?

I've come to accept it most people are idiots.

Answer to Do you think 10 sexual partners (intercourse only, not counting a few other encounters) is excessive for a 26 year old man?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:31:13 -0700

Do you think 10 sexual partners (intercourse only, not counting a few other encounters) is excessive for a 26 year old man?

Well as long as your thingy doesn't fall off you should be ok.

Answer to What is the unfriendliest city in the world, and why?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:15:27 -0700

What is the unfriendliest city in the world, and why?

Anywhere in the middle east?

Answer to Does Rachel Ray annoy you too?

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:46:27 -0700

Does Rachel Ray annoy you too?

I like her.

Answer to I'm entering a weight losing contest at work we need a team name something funny but catchy any ideas?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:15:35 -0700

I'm entering a weight losing contest at work we need a team name something funny but catchy any ideas?

Flabolanche busters.

Answer to How many showers/baths do you take in a single day?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:58:27 -0700

How many showers/baths do you take in a single day?

One in the morning and one at night only if it's kickball or softball night.

Answer to Which fairy tale character would you least trust?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:05:11 -0700

Which fairy tale character would you least trust?

Alice in Wonderland. A drug eating floozy :)

Answer to Do you know any successful stay at home businesses?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:44:22 -0700

Do you know any successful stay at home businesses?

Professional internet poker player lol.

Answer to Are you debt free? How did you get that way?

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:11:48 -0700

Are you debt free? How did you get that way?

Don't use credit cards. The cc companies screw you big time with interest.

Answer to What are your favourite things to add to a vegetable soup?

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:04:07 -0700

What are your favourite things to add to a vegetable soup?

Jalapenos to kick it up a notch.

Answer to If you are tired right now, what made you that way?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:11:38 -0700

If you are tired right now, what made you that way?

Drinking last night and lack of sleep.

Answer to Whats your goal for 2008?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:34:47 -0700

Whats your goal for 2008?

To get out of debt and tighten up my abs :)

Answer to Who do you believe is your God?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:33:02 -0700

Who do you believe is your God?

I'm agnostic.

Answer to Who likes ramen nooodles?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:44:55 -0700

Who likes ramen nooodles?

I love them, I like all kinds of noodles. I just had some PHO!

Answer to Do you think I could do your job for one day?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:58:57 -0700

Do you think I could do your job for one day?

No.

Answer to Do you find that you attract a certain "type" of person? If so, which "type" do you attract? And why do you think that is?

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:58:05 -0700

Do you find that you attract a certain "type" of person? If so, which "type" do you attract? And why do you think that is?

Crazy.

Answer to What do you think is the most important room in a home?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:43:33 -0700

What do you think is the most important room in a home?

The party room! Then the bedroom.

Answer to Did you cry at the end of Titanic?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:41:42 -0700

Did you cry at the end of Titanic?

I remember getting teary eyed at some point in the movie but it wasn't the end.

Answer to Can money buy happiness?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:39:32 -0700

Can money buy happiness?

Yes and lots of other things.

Answer to Men! Which do you prefer? Pretty but with small boobs, or not-so-pretty but well-endowed?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:38:36 -0700

Men! Which do you prefer? Pretty but with small boobs, or not-so-pretty but well-endowed?

Petite and pretty.

Answer to What are three things you do to make yourself happy?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:01:52 -0700

What are three things you do to make yourself happy?

Drink. Play kickball Have sex.

Answer to Do you like Silverchair?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:43:36 -0700

Do you like Silverchair?

I like strait lines.

Answer to What is the cure for loneliness?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:37:59 -0700

What is the cure for loneliness?

Kickball and bud.

Answer to Who would you like to have cook dinner for you?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:16:07 -0700

Who would you like to have cook dinner for you?

Anthony Bourdain or Gordan Ramsey.

Answer to Which was the worst side effect you've experienced from taking a prescription medication?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:52:32 -0700

Which was the worst side effect you've experienced from taking a prescription medication?

Drowsiness or constipation :)

Answer to Have you ever found something disgusting in your food?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:51:27 -0700

Have you ever found something disgusting in your food?

I saw some small bugs in strawberries.

Answer to When is marijuana going to be legal? Will it happen in my lifetime?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:30:37 -0700

When is marijuana going to be legal? Will it happen in my lifetime?

It's pretty much legal in California all you need is a $100 bill and any doctor will get you a license to smoke and grow.

Answer to What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of Maine?

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:27:24 -0700

What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of Maine?

Lobster and snow.