Do you think you immaginary friend is as supportive as (s)he should be?
on May 27th, 2012 | 2 answers

Why aren't you working rather than screwing around on Answerbag?
on May 2nd, 2012 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Steinway baby grand piano. Significantly out-of-tune (no abuse-just long time). Approximately how much to get tuned in Houston?
on April 26th, 2012 | 2 answers

Got elected to attend large state party convention. Trying for national (not likely). You doing something politically, or just bitching?
on April 26th, 2012 | no answers

An adult woman friend is interested in book to explore new sexual experiences. Gather she's been active, but conservative.
on April 24th, 2012 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies: Is sex with a condom somehow different? In other words, does reduced intimacy of not being skin-on-skin make it less "serious".
on April 20th, 2012 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Looking for adult toy/device that woman can wear under her cothes to remind her she's mine when we're out together..
on April 18th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

"Build a better lousetrap and........"
on April 9th, 2012 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is "a sense of urgency" the half-way point between being too scared to act and too stupid to know what to do?
on April 1st, 2012 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What kind of jelly would you like on your peanut-butter and beaver sandwich?
on April 1st, 2012 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How promiscuous have you been,
on March 28th, 2012 | 13 answers | 2 people like this

Watching NCAA basketball tourney. Wouldn't game be a lot cooler if they had two balls simultaneously in play?
on March 22nd, 2012 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Where could I find some kind of velvet, or other soft, rope to use for adult recreational purposes.
on March 7th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Just had misfortune of watching "Storage Wars" on A & E. Can you watch that stuff & honestly say politicians are the problem?
on February 26th, 2012 | 2 answers

Is it ironic that only one company can sell Monopoly?
on February 24th, 2012 | 2 answers

What's your favorite brand of sauerkraut?
on February 12th, 2012 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Better_______ than ________
on February 12th, 2012 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Who shines your shoes?
on February 12th, 2012 | One answer | 1 person likes this

It is better to __________ than to _________ .
on February 12th, 2012 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

If God had wanted _____________ he would have _____________ .
on February 12th, 2012 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

If you loved me you'd_______________________
on February 7th, 2012 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Female college grad born in '45 . Married at 38 for 15 yea. How many sex partners would you expect her to have had?
on January 13th, 2012 | 10 answers | 2 people like this

Contratulations! You may have already won____________
on January 11th, 2012 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Gov. Rick on state pension & drawing gov's salary. Total $242K-not outrageous for big job. But kept others from doing same. President?
on December 17th, 2011 | 2 answers

Good shop(s) for toys. Putting together a gift basket for a friend.
on December 10th, 2011 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

What's the stupidist thing you've heard/experienced recently?
on December 8th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Do you think America should be Newtered?
on November 19th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Who would Jesus deport?
on October 15th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

A while back, before it became what it is now, I lived a short walk from John Steinbeck's "Cannery Row." _____________________
on September 20th, 2011 | One answer

I bought G/F breast implants for her birthday. So far I'm really enjoying them. When do you think I should give them to her?
on September 18th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I'm creating list of "things I wished I didn't know". Suggestions? (think-girls soaking tampons in booze so they get high w/out the smell)
on September 11th, 2011 | no answers

Do you ever have "poo pride"? If so, do you ever share your thoughts with anyone?
on September 4th, 2011 | One answer

Cord-based structure for "I Put A Spell On You"? Screaming Jay Hawkins OK but want to cary entire song with a couple of cords,
on September 3rd, 2011 | no answers

What's your favorite number? Why?
on August 28th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Ceramic tiles have gotten really cruddy looking after a couple of water overflows. Any good tile cleaning products to recommend?
on August 27th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Why don't you ________ my________?
on August 26th, 2011 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Is Rick Perry just a dumb George W. Bush?
on August 25th, 2011 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Knowing him as I do I would certianly trust Possum to ______________
on August 21st, 2011 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Can anyone recommend a good good school where I can go to learn to speak Canadian?
on August 21st, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

A mature lady asked for rougher sex. Said no "hardcore D & B" but more guidance. I need some what's and how to's please.
on August 16th, 2011 | One answer

TV not very imaginative.How about: -So you think you're a slut? -America's got STDs -Are you smarter than a cow patty? Your ideas?
on August 8th, 2011 | 2 answers

Is there something some of the people in the mighty United States can learn from the behavior of following countries:
on August 8th, 2011 | 2 answers

By noon today had 34th consecutive 100+ dgree day. Asphalt melting, cememt cracking, train rails bending. 94 at midnight.Visit me in Dallas?
on August 4th, 2011 | 10 answers | 4 people like this

"Slut March (es)"! Have you participated? What do you think of the notion?
on July 31st, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies-My date for tonight just cancelled. Given the nature of the event the chance of my finding a last minute replacement are slim.
on July 30th, 2011 | 2 answers

If you knew your life was going to end tomorrow would you listen to Glenn Beck today?
on July 30th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

What's with "John Q. Public?" Who the hell has the middle initial "Q"?
on July 29th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Should I procrastinate now or later?
on July 29th, 2011 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

Would you have sex with a robot?
on July 27th, 2011 | 15 answers | 7 people like this

Soul mate, my ass. Are you coming to Ecuador with me or not?
on July 26th, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Should Americans be more Islamaphobic?
on July 26th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Sleeping better after millionaire vs. billionaire NFL "labor dispute" is over? What kind of lock-out happens when the plants are closed?
on July 25th, 2011 | no answers

Ladies: Does the fact that a guy is married or is involved with another woman slow you down much?
on July 25th, 2011 | One answer

Guys: Does the fact that a woman is married or is involved with another guy slow you down much?
on July 25th, 2011 | 2 answers

Is the reason the Repubicans won't raise the budget ceiling is because they're afraid it will be too high to paint?
on July 23rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Currently winter in Carmelo, Uraguay . Clear skies, high 60 low 51. Join me for a horseback ride on banks of the Rio de la Plata?
on July 21st, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Acquaintances starting food line with John Wayne tie-in. I think John Wayne is such old news that it's worse than nothing? Your thoughts.
on July 20th, 2011 | One answer

You be the __________ and I'll be the __________.
on July 20th, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Twinkle, twinkle little _______________________?
on July 17th, 2011 | 21 answers | 6 people like this

Would you consider it hot to have sex with you opposite sex twin?
on July 17th, 2011 | 10 answers

A ______ in the hand is worth _______ in the ________ . (racy answers welcome)
on July 17th, 2011 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Would you volunteer to colonize space if once you left you could never return?
on July 16th, 2011 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

To paraphrase comedian Ron White, "No legitimate medical use for marijuana? I get bummed when I run out. Marijuana cures that." Thoughts?
on July 12th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

No fooling-want to watch them "frac" an oil well? I'm an officer/shareholder of the company so it's not a protest situation.
on July 11th, 2011 | 2 answers

Would you put an Answerbag bumper sticker on your car?
on July 10th, 2011 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

If you have a job are you a: 1) peon 2)lackey 3)drone 4)henchman 5)stooge 6)yes-man ?
on July 10th, 2011 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Shouid some indication of age be required on the AB profile? Now that they[re letting 13 year olds there is really a huge age span.
on July 10th, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Canadian Ladies-Would you marry me so I can become a Canadian citizen?
on July 7th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Noticed how it seems the more words people use the less they know?
on July 6th, 2011 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Which end of the horse costume would you rather be? Which do feel like you usually are? Why?
on July 6th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Why is NPR not covering one of the numberous great patriotic fireworks shows tonight? News coverage? Is this part of their liberal agenda?
on July 4th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Fox News Twitter feed hacked. Unopionated, accurate and balanced reporting introduced. For users report record dissatisfaction.
on July 4th, 2011 | One answer

Recently at a party both Paul McCartney and Lada Gaga told me I'd improve credabiltiy if I quite name dropping. Validity to that advice?
on July 3rd, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

To borrow from Mark Twain, "Would you belong to a club that would allow you to be a member"?
on July 1st, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

What to "cat burglars" do with all the cats?
on July 1st, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Why did the signers of the Declaration of Independence work on July 4th? They were smart guy, didn't someone realize it was a holiday?
on July 1st, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Why did the signers of the Declaration of Independence work on the 4th of July? They were smart guys. Didn't any of them it's a holiday?
on July 1st, 2011 | One answer

Who well do you think you'd handle torture?
on June 30th, 2011 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

"Well, I've been Battling hotel maids. And chewing on Rolaids. Counting the hours 'til I get home." What have you been doing/
on June 28th, 2011 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

Got hit in eye yesterday. Iced it during day and night. Now have nice black eye. I forget, am I now supposed to treat bruise with heat?
on June 26th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies-do you ever watch a man enter you? GF wants to watch me enter.Before we get convoluted we wanted to know if there's a best way.
on June 25th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Sharp blow to forehead by tree limb. No broken skin or obvious concussion. Tender and knot forming. What should I do to minimize effects?
on June 25th, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

What would you consider to be the best job in the world?
on June 23rd, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

What's your favorite Southeast Asian Psychedelic Surf-Rock music group?
on June 20th, 2011 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

On how many levels is this a pun. "What's good name for mohel quartet?" "The Four Skinners" Come on-if you got it you loved it.
on June 16th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

85 year-old Hugh Hefner's wedding to 25 year-old called off. Blessing or Godsend?
on June 14th, 2011 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Mildred Baena, the former maid and sperm receptical of Arnold Schwarzenegger is "retiring". WTF!?
on June 14th, 2011 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever bought anything through Silk Road? Care to describe the process/experience?
on June 12th, 2011 | no answers

What have you done today other than Answerbaging and masturbating?
on June 11th, 2011 | 14 answers | 5 people like this

Southwestern question with ethic tone. What to sell Hispanics, Mexicans in particular, at yard sales to help improve profitability?
on June 4th, 2011 | 2 answers

Is humility something to be proud of?
on May 28th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Now that we being told our president is 5% Irish should we start spelling his name O'Bama?
on May 22nd, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Why so few people put anything on their profile? Understand wanting privacy. But can be difficult to answer without knowing some things.
on May 22nd, 2011 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Heard of "adult proms"? Don't some words sound kind of sad with "adult" in front of them? Words like enertainment, prom, and diapers.
on May 22nd, 2011 | One answer

Joke: See description
on May 21st, 2011 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Heath care pros calling for Ronald McDonald's retirement. Republican loyalists lament absence of viable candidate. Solution obvious?
on May 21st, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Have concept I want to animate and post to youtube. No idea how to animate. Cheap or free software? Hire pro?
on May 20th, 2011 | 2 answers

It's raining here tonight. If the rapture's going to be tomorrow do I really need to mow the lawn ion the morning?
on May 20th, 2011 | 10 answers | 3 people like this

How do I place an order for changes I'd like to see in a post-rapture world? For starters I'd like for cats to be able to fly.
on May 19th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Is the Rapture going to be on pay-for-view or do I finally have to open a Facebook account?
on May 18th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Straight women and men: Starting tomorrow, which choice would you make if only options were homosexual sex or no sex (including self-sex)?
on May 18th, 2011 | 10 answers | 1 person likes this

Have idea for social networking site. Think it's a good idea? The notion is to post insults and replies. Call it In Your FaceBook.
on May 17th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have plans for the rapture this week-end? I'm going to a post-rapture looting party. Going to stake out good houses and stores.
on May 16th, 2011 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

In 1933 The Northern Tissue Company advertised as the first splinter-free toilet paper. Great invention/promotion or what?
on May 14th, 2011 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Nuck Fewt in '012?
on May 14th, 2011 | One answer

How did motherf**kers get such a bad name?
on May 5th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Come the revolution should telephone solicitors/bill collectors be the first against the wall?
on May 3rd, 2011 | 4 answers

Any ideas as to how to make a no-sugar Triple Sec/Cointreau? The alcohol is optional-it's the flavor, without sugar, I'm going for.
on May 3rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you be interested in having sex in zero gravity?
on May 3rd, 2011 | 19 answers | 7 people like this

Spinner (or propeller) f**k. What is it? Heard term used in conjuction of short women and tall guys.
on May 2nd, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Obama Omaha Dalai Lama Osama Llamas Cooincidence? I think not.
on May 2nd, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

If you could walk into a restaurant (McDonalds and Pizza Hut don't count)and order anything you want, what would it be?
on May 1st, 2011 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Is "Mister Period" a good name for a clown?
on May 1st, 2011 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

So, with Ben Laden dead what's going to happen to the TV show "The Unit?"
on May 1st, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Given '02 TC. 45K miles, Don't really want but have to keep (family). How to juice performance, sex up exaust, tighten suspension etc?
on May 1st, 2011 | no answers

Bin Laden dead. How to employ homecoming troops? How to redeploy all those "expert" TSA employees? How to spend your piece dividend?
on May 1st, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Woman I screw ran me off. See http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2474163 She came back-what sexual humiliation is appropriate for her?
on May 1st, 2011 | 8 answers

You're only young once. But you can be immature forever. Thoughts?
on April 30th, 2011 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Should Obama give Trump the Presidental Metal of Freedom for Trump's work of birthergate?
on April 29th, 2011 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Is Obama the worst president ever? It took him two years to fake that birth cirtificate. You'd think the FBI and CIA could do better.
on April 29th, 2011 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

When is Cinco de Mayo this year?
on April 29th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

What's the best way to deal with a food douche?
on April 24th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How can a reasonably fit but not athletic 60 year-old gray-haired man look more youthful?
on April 24th, 2011 | 17 answers | 7 people like this

If you had to go to prison, what would be the coolest crime of you were convicted?
on April 24th, 2011 | 18 answers | 6 people like this

Read review of "Water for Elephants" saying, despite the rating, the "violence..is visceral and disturbing." Your thoughts?
on April 24th, 2011 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Can you still get cooties or have they been erraticated? If they're still around what are the most likely sources?
on April 16th, 2011 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

1 of my G/F's ran me off. Found guy who's "proud to be beside her" and all that crap. She love(s)d sex w/ me. When to hit on her again?
on April 11th, 2011 | 10 answers

An ice cream truck just came down my street, song playing and bells jingling. What would make the best pervmobile?
on April 11th, 2011 | 4 answers

How do you intend to celebrate the 150th Anniversary of the United States' War of Northern Aggression?
on April 9th, 2011 | 4 answers

How to get deodorant build-up out of clothing.
on April 4th, 2011 | One answer | 2 people like this

How to change G/F's travel habits? (see description)
on April 3rd, 2011 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Obama has fired more cruise missles than all other Nobel Peace Prise winners combined. Is there a certain irony here?
on March 28th, 2011 | 7 answers | 1 person likes this

Jerry Springer said on NPR, "This may make people mad, but I've learned we're all alike-some of us just have more teeth." Comments?
on March 27th, 2011 | 4 answers

I've noticed the increasing demand for suicide bombers. Is this a good job? Good benefit packages? Are there chances for advancement?
on March 26th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

We need to talk about your habit of procrastination. Is now a good time?
on March 25th, 2011 | 13 answers | 4 people like this

Some ABers define themselves via screen name, profile, etc. in terms of "I love my (husband, boyfriend, housecat, children, etc). Thoughts?
on March 24th, 2011 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What's your favorate way to mess with a stoner's head?
on March 20th, 2011 | One answer

"No fly zones" over Lybia. That means taking out AA capacity and pockmarking air fields-acts of war. Good idea?
on March 18th, 2011 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you going to spend your Iraq/Afganistan War "Peace Dividend" the same way you did the ones you got from the Cold War and Vietnam?
on March 12th, 2011 | One answer

Should the strategic petroleum reserves be opend in response to the current increased price of oil?
on March 11th, 2011 | 5 answers

Is it just as easy to fall for a woman who's rich and beautiful as one who's poor and plain?
on March 10th, 2011 | 2 answers

"They didn't want to hear that I was a genius. "The man said 'We've got all that we can use.' "Now I've got...
on March 9th, 2011 | no answers

Franchise opportunity: CHARLIE SHEEN CHILD DEVELOPMENT CENTERS Are you sending a cashier's check or do you prefer to wire me the money?
on March 9th, 2011 | One answer

Kangaroos can't kick backwards. Will you ever forget this fact?
on March 6th, 2011 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

You_____! In my case it _______ .But you,____,_________ are__________.
on February 16th, 2011 | no answers

Where can I find clips that slid wooden/lead pencils so they can attach them to things?
on February 12th, 2011 | One answer

Will dry cat food or something eatable and/or biodegradable work instead of sand on icy sidewalks?
on February 3rd, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Is it OK if I cut this rope?
on January 30th, 2011 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

My girl friend was out of town for a week and I only got laid three times-and once was my wife! Am I loosing my touch?
on January 30th, 2011 | 9 answers | 2 people like this

Now that you've told me, are you really going to have to kill me? Can't we just have a drink and split a chicken sandwich insead?
on January 26th, 2011 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Grocery store food drives a marketing ploy, or at least poorly concieved? No control over products, no bulk transport, & retail prices.
on January 23rd, 2011 | One answer

Ladies and Gentlemen-How did you learn to be the sex godess/god in bed that you are?
on January 23rd, 2011 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

What's best way to telephone between the U.S. & Bahamas? Skype not good option-parties don't stay by computers-land line or cell best.
on January 23rd, 2011 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What's so great about Skype? I don't make international calls and my cell-to-cell calls are free. Everyone love it but I just don't get it.
on January 23rd, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do people put such crap on Utube? I don't just mean their own sorry recordings but unintelligable/partial videos of performances.
on January 20th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

How did douchebags get such a bad name?
on January 16th, 2011 | 2 answers

Why all the whining about Haiti? They've had since 1804 to get their act together. They don't produce anything. Who cares and why?
on January 12th, 2011 | 2 answers

Does a Bloody Mary count as breakfast if it has celery in it?
on January 8th, 2011 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

I've never seen the trees where they grow things like paper towels, printer paper, two-by-fours and legal pads. Am I missing something?
on January 8th, 2011 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

How many AB staffers does it take to ruin a website?
on January 7th, 2011 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Want to display one side of page of full-sized newspaper. Need to be able to periodically replace so framing isn't good. Any suggestions?
on January 6th, 2011 | One answer

How much would you pay to see the world's tallest miget?
on January 6th, 2011 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

How long does it take a woman to fake an orgasm?
on January 5th, 2011 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why does my cat come up and look in my face. Is she near-sighted? Does she expect to see something she hasn't seen before?
on January 4th, 2011 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Is there a certain type of woman who wants/will accept anal?
on January 3rd, 2011 | 3 answers

What is the origin of the name "Answerbag Staff"
on January 2nd, 2011 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

John Stewart's great '79 song "Gold" goes, "Drivin' over Kanan, singin' to my soul". What the hell is Kanan?
on December 27th, 2010 | 7 answers

Hugh Hefner, age 84, just got engaged to a 24 year old woman. Admitedly, she's a looker.
on December 26th, 2010 | 3 answers

The night of 12/20-21, 2010 is the longest night of the year. To make it better there's a total lunar eclipse. What are you going to do?
on December 20th, 2010 | 2 answers

Life is just a bowl of _________________?
on November 18th, 2010 | 18 answers | 6 people like this

Would you watch a television series called "That's so Possum?"
on November 17th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

It's so nice to have a _________ around the house.
on November 15th, 2010 | 21 answers | 5 people like this

Day not as planned. Work in way of personal life. Bottom line-1.5 liters of pre-made margaritas and viagra boner. Suggestions?
on November 11th, 2010 | 2 answers

LA Times-"Sarah Palin to criticize Federal Reserve's plan." Isn't this kind of like a chimp criticizing NASA?
on November 10th, 2010 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Am I feeling the love or did you just wet yoir pants?
on November 7th, 2010 | no answers

Is there a term like "cougar" for old gay men who date much younger men?
on November 7th, 2010 | 6 answers

Found unused Southwest Airlines tickets. Converted into voucher that will take me virtually anywhere they fly. In Dallas-where to go? Why?
on October 30th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Giving due credit-ABer PurpleCow wordered: How funny in an ironic sort of way would you find a T-shirt that said "Thank Dog I'm Dyslexic"
on September 16th, 2010 | One answer

33 Chilean miners trapped. 5 had g/f's show up @ rescue site- 1 had 4 (Tiger not trapped). Problem-wives there too. Observations?
on September 12th, 2010 | 2 answers

Does anyone know about support groups for individuals desiring euthanasia in Oregon-or any other states which allow it?
on September 8th, 2010 | 2 answers

Friend's in prison for years. No conjugal visits. I'm taking his g/f on overnight trip to see him. Hit on her before or after visit?
on September 8th, 2010 | 19 answers

Have you ever:
on September 5th, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

So, did Glen Beck's 8/28/10 Washington Rallie energize and motive you? Wha's your action plan?
on August 28th, 2010 | 14 answers | 3 people like this

Urgent. Urgent. Is Glen Beck's August 28, 2010 insult to the Republic going to be televised, and if so where?
on August 27th, 2010 | One answer

Need to medically slow down a cat for trip to vet's. Suggestions?
on August 25th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Long term or catch and release?
on August 25th, 2010 | One answer

Ladies, right off the top of your head, can you think of an advantage to a man having two penises?
on August 25th, 2010 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

How do you keep an ignorant right-wing wacko uninformed? Turn off his Glen Beck. How do you keep him misinformed? Turn it back on.
on August 24th, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

The road to Hell is paved with________?
on August 23rd, 2010 | 22 answers | 5 people like this

The way to a man's heart is_________?
on August 23rd, 2010 | 14 answers

Why is your ex your ex? Do you miss the sex?
on August 21st, 2010 | 12 answers | 1 person likes this

Does anal sex count as cheating?
on August 20th, 2010 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

What's a good rule?
on August 18th, 2010 | 8 answers

How would you define a d**khead?
on August 16th, 2010 | 10 answers

Borrowing from the late Johnny Cash have you ever, literally or figuratively, "Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?"
on August 12th, 2010 | One answer

Compared to the format a year ago does AB suck?
on August 12th, 2010 | One answer

Guys-do you like for a woman to take you ball(s) in her mouth?
on August 11th, 2010 | 2 answers

Friend laid off years ago. Never filed for unemp. benefits. Now wants job & needs money. Told she cant have unemp. benefits. Any ideas?
on July 19th, 2010 | 2 answers

How is the oil company formerly knowns as British Petroleum (BP)most like Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol?
on July 19th, 2010 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Folks whining about immigrants taking "American" jobs. www.takeourjobs.org will get you a union ag. job. Four takers so far. You next?
on July 9th, 2010 | 3 answers

An alert ABer refered readers to a blog on "the first hands-on lesbian fist fucking workshop in Seattle". Would you help me design the logo?
on July 8th, 2010 | One answer

When we made contact with extraterestrials, or they with us, what should we say?
on June 27th, 2010 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you have a signature look, saying, pet, anything? Do you feel like a burro for claiming that insignificant you has a signature anything?
on June 25th, 2010 | 4 answers

The Arizona("show us papers") geniuses sold their capitol building and have to pay rent forever to use it. Good legislative model?
on June 23rd, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Read on AB something had heard before-Alum to tighten vagina. This true? How to apply? Do without woman knowing? How long last? Answers?
on June 22nd, 2010 | no answers

Wife comes to my house while I was gone. Lady friend there in my shirt. Wife has fit. Shouldn't wife be proud I attract women half her age?
on June 20th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

House gets brutal morning sun. Should I plant deciduous trees to get winter sun or evergreens for overall protection/asthetic?
on June 20th, 2010 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

With the Cheyenne, WY Frontier Days rodeo coming up would you go into a bar called the Colon Corral?
on June 13th, 2010 | One answer

Should there be rating of "TLTG"-people Too Lazy To Google who ask dumb-assed questions like, "where can I buy motor oil in Cleveland"?
on June 12th, 2010 | 2 answers

With "super-conferences" apparently on the way why don't colleges drop the ruse of "student athletics" and just field semi-pro teams?
on June 10th, 2010 | no answers

Would you buy condoms from British Petroleum?
on June 10th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What state offers the most privacy in terms of ownership of Limited Liability Partnerships/Corporations?
on June 4th, 2010 | no answers

It's noon in the U.S. Central Time Zone (GMT -7). Are you screwing around on AB
on June 3rd, 2010 | 2 answers

Wife and I are considering moving from Texas to California. She insist that I not let any of my girlfriends come along. Is she being fair.
on June 2nd, 2010 | One answer

Woman friend getting breast reduction surgery. You are, shall say, familiar with her boobs. Would it be rude to ask if you could have them?
on June 2nd, 2010 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Why are all the AB qustions and polls so stale? Is there no one using this lame web-site any more?
on June 1st, 2010 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Is the doctor/pharmicist in? Is there a semi-reliable over the counter test for triclycerides?
on May 31st, 2010 | One answer

Would you watch a TV show called "That's So Possum?"
on May 29th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you buy Transocean Ltd. stock (NYSE-"RIG")?
on May 28th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are you smarter than a dog turd?
on May 19th, 2010 | One answer

Don't you hate it when you wake up with pool chalk between your butt cheeks?
on May 16th, 2010 | no answers

As anyone but me noticed that there are a lot of questions from AB staff? Was it that lame before they changed the format?
on May 12th, 2010 | no answers

Do you know squat?
on May 8th, 2010 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Look what I just found. Would you like a bite?
on April 28th, 2010 | 5 answers

If you could only have one reasonably priced pistol what would it be?
on April 23rd, 2010 | 8 answers | 1 person likes this

As a young man Abrham Lincoln said, "Gleefully show your organ, that passersby may remembertyou on their journey". Any truth to this?
on April 18th, 2010 | no answers

Given a cherry 2001 Lincoln. 39K little old lady miles. I can't sell it. What things can I do do make it, well, less of a geezermobile?
on April 7th, 2010 | 3 answers

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone ask recently? Please omit politics as that's too easy.
on April 5th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you hit on a person you didn't know if they were dressed in a full Easter Bunny costume, like at an egg hunt or lunch?
on March 31st, 2010 | 2 answers

Would you hit on someone you didn't know while they were at a full Easter Bunny coutume-like at a egg hunt or lunch?
on March 31st, 2010 | no answers

So two blondes who went to the drive-in movie. "Closed for the Season" was playing. The first half was pretty good but........?
on March 7th, 2010 | One answer

So two blondes who went to the drive-in movie. "Closed for the Season" was playing. The first half was pretty good but........?
on March 7th, 2010 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Why did the Romans close the Colliseum?
on March 7th, 2010 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

How much do barber/hairdressers earn? Not celebrity ones but big city stip center barber/stylist who charge $20-$30 for a shampoo and cut.
on February 20th, 2010 | 3 answers

How much do barber/hairdressers earn? Not celebrity ones but big city stip center barber/stylist who charge $20-$30 for a shampoo and cut.
on February 20th, 2010 | One answer

Ladies: Have you ever refused to have sex with a guy because of his size? How did you handle the situation?
on February 20th, 2010 | 6 answers

What words do women like/dislike in referring to their vaginas and breasts?
on January 26th, 2010 | 7 answers

Doctor is concerned about blood sugar and triglyceride levels. Any over the counter test that I can use to test my levels for a while?
on January 22nd, 2010 | no answers

Doctor is concerned about blood sugar and triglyceride levels. Any over the counter test that I can use to test my levels for a while?
on January 22nd, 2010 | One answer

If after death you really have to stand before an Almighty God and account for your actions on earth would you say:
on January 20th, 2010 | 8 answers

Isn't is funny how falling feels like flying-for a while?
on January 14th, 2010 | 4 answers

Is there a good, unleaded chocolate milk mix.
on December 30th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Old guy lives far away with old wife. Dresses in elfin fashion. In town once a year on business. Would you let him "stuff your stocking"?
on December 20th, 2009 | 2 answers

Ladies-Would you go out with a man nicknamed "one stroke"? Have you been out with a man who should be called that?
on December 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I am new to this country and need help with your traditions. When you cook the Christmas Reindeer is it best to do it of a spit, in a...
on December 8th, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

Ladies-prime time slots still available for Holiday pictures with possum. Imagine the joy of of others seeing you with Possum clutched to...
on December 8th, 2009 | no answers

Ladies-aside from something obviously fatal or maiming what's the most disgusting, distressing sexual thing (s) that has or you can...
on December 8th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

If you had the chance would you fly in an airplane with NOAA, Coast Guard, NASA, etc. through a huricane?
on December 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies-Seinfeld rerun the other night. Jerry said something like "If a guy's gets a doggy bag (old terminology) he may as well...
on December 5th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Know the difference between a golf ball and a car? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
on December 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Did you hear about the gynecologist's assistant job?
on December 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Lowes, the national hardware/home improvement chain, just send me an e-mail of daily specials. One was a "garage access...
on December 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I need to make a decision pretty quickly. Should I watch the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" or a National Public...
on December 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

With the economy being what it is I'm thinking of mothballing one of the jets. I can handle the inconvenience but am concerned...
on December 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you send your contribuations directly to me I'll see that they get appropriately handled....
on November 29th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

We're having a benefit for obsessive compulsive disorder. You want a table don't you? Could you come over right now and pick up...
on November 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

We're having a benefit for obsessive compulsive disorder. You want a table don't you? Could you come over and pick up the...
on November 28th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Isn't is special when ABers like Nancy post a comment including the words "WTF, f*cking, kisss my ass, asshole, and dickhead?...
on November 28th, 2009 | no answers

What a good thing man can do to degrade/humiliate a female partner who won't do anything anal?
on November 28th, 2009 | 4 answers

Why do a couple of pricks, like the Salahis who crashed Tuesday's White House State Dinner, get on Larry King, undoubtedly to a...
on November 27th, 2009 | One answer

Why do a couple of pricks, like the Salahis who crashed the White House State Dinner, get on Larry King, undoubtedly to a large audience?...
on November 27th, 2009 | no answers

Today People magazine mistakenly announced Johnny Depp instead of me as the "sexist man alive." Could you please tell me a...
on November 18th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

A girlfriend owns her own place. Is redoing & wants to leave two fairly large pieces of furniture with me. Aren't part of her...
on November 15th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Storm front moved in. Heavy rain, thunder, lightening , 20 degree temp. drop, etc. Just got back from grocery. 80% of people w/ no...
on November 15th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Are you as boring, hapless and generally emotionally cripple in real life as you are on Answerbag?
on November 14th, 2009 | 9 answers | 10 people like this

I'm interested in getting liposuction in Costa Rica (unless there's some place better). Were do I start.
on November 12th, 2009 | One answer

I'm interested about minor cosmetic surgery, such as liposuction, in a foreign country, specifically Costa Rica. Where do I start.
on November 12th, 2009 | no answers

An extraordinary woman came up to me at a gallery showing and said, "If I weren't a lesbian I could really get into you. You...
on November 7th, 2009 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

N. Y. Yankee Hideki Matsui batted .615 with three home runs and 8 RIBs in the '09 World Series. The first Japanese-born player to...
on November 5th, 2009 | One answer

A South Carolina man was recently sentenced to three years in prison for having sex with a horse. Is this an act of perversion of was he...
on November 5th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

How do women decide how much cleavage to show. Obviously what they have to work with comes into play and one would like to think that...
on November 4th, 2009 | 19 answers | 10 people like this

I remember a rhyme that started, "I've got nipples on my titties as big as your thumb. "I've got something...
on November 4th, 2009 | One answer

Protocol dictates that you introduce a person of "lesser" status to the person of higher status. A captian is introduced to a...
on October 31st, 2009 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Do space aliens wear shoes?
on October 29th, 2009 | 19 answers | 11 people like this

Would you watch a television series called, "That's So Possum"?
on October 29th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I'm kind of dating four women. They all have certain characteristics-including the fact that they smoke. How did I end up with all...
on October 28th, 2009 | 22 answers | 11 people like this

For sale by U.S. Government-two mid-Eastern wars. High mileage but lots of life left in them. Reason for selling-trading up to conflict...
on October 23rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I have to go out of town for a funeral. There are two ways I can arrange my schedule. Option one has a hight probabilty of sleeping with...
on October 18th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Is it wrong for me to search out a woman named "Grace" to date so that after we have sex I can say, "Amazing, Grace"?
on October 15th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Ladies. What's the radius of you areola? Are your nipples long? Guys. What are your preferences in this area?
on October 12th, 2009 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

Would you like to congratulate the Magnificent Possum on getting out of the penalty box where he was so unjustly and vindictively put?
on October 9th, 2009 | 6 answers | 12 people like this

Have you ever eaten someone elses room service food-either fresh or left over-that was left in a hotel hall?
on September 21st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What's with all the mutual-congratulatory efforts when people reach certain levels? It's not like they're graduating from...
on September 21st, 2009 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

Ladies-Is there really a way to make you have screaming orgasms and beg for more? A banner ad just said there was. ;-)
on September 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

If you woke up early Monday and all the news media and pundits said, " 'Silent Revolution Sucessful. Possum to Rule World for...
on September 19th, 2009 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Could you tell me how to sign up to be on one of these Federal death pannels and what they pay?
on September 10th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What dead armadillos lie along your road to success?
on September 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

There used to be several good low fat tarter sauces on hte market. Now ai can't find any. Does anyone have a good, simple recipe or...
on September 9th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How can I create a design, like of an animal or something, in my lawn (eithter a cut design or one of grass growing longer than the...
on September 5th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If I was in your town would you go to dinner with me and show me around?
on September 5th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever weighed your boobs.
on September 4th, 2009 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

Replies to another question indicate that women have a lot of trouble buying the right bra. Maidensfor estimates that 80% of American...
on September 4th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Ladies. Do you like buying bras or is it just another chore?
on September 2nd, 2009 | 14 answers | 12 people like this

A lot of replies to my questions/comments don't get highlighted as new. I have to go back to the question/comment to see if...
on August 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Ladies, I know it varies with circumstances, but what do you like to do with your legs when having sex in the missionary postion?
on August 22nd, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Have you ever masturbated (or masturbated someone else) or had sex in a public place?
on August 11th, 2009 | 25 answers | 4 people like this

Hows my driving? Text Me: (402)565-8838
on August 11th, 2009 | One answer

Ladies, when did you start using your breast as instruments of sexual attraction/manipulation? When did you you acutually let a guy get...
on August 10th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Why does pussy smell?
on August 8th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Does a woman have to be pregnant to lactate? I've recently heard conflicting stories. If she doesn't I've been missing out...
on August 6th, 2009 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

Does anyone find it kind of amusing that bra terminology ended up using the world "cup"? I mean, using a cup of sugar or having...
on August 4th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Has you ever encountered a woman with a fetish for accountants?
on August 4th, 2009 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

Do straw hats shrink or is my head growing?
on August 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you eat at a restaurant called "Ginsburg's Tacos and Sushi?"
on August 3rd, 2009 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

Where could Iocate some body bags suitable to transporting unenbalmed human bodies? I want them to be pretty durable but don't...
on August 2nd, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever____________? Are you glad you did? Do you still do it or would you like to do it again?
on July 31st, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What would you do if____________?
on July 31st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Today, July 26th is Sarah Palin's last day in office as governor. Are you "Sailin' with Palin", "Wailin'...
on July 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Would you please pee in this cup and let us take a little blood sample? We assure you it's for statistical purposes only.
on July 26th, 2009 | One answer

What are signs of a guy being a man-slut?
on July 24th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What are good signs that a woman's a slut, or at least being slutty?
on July 24th, 2009 | 12 answers | 6 people like this

If I set up a booth with a sign saying "A Swift Kick in the Butt- $20" do you think I'd get much business. Do you think...
on July 24th, 2009 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

How much/often can your cat indulge in catnip before it's a substance abuser (she doesn't go outside so there's not much...
on July 23rd, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Do you think if God wanted us to have hindsite he would have put eyes on out butts?
on July 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

I'm no expert on body language but when someone purses their lips and points to their butt are they trying to tell me something?
on July 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

My neighbor's dog comes over at least once a day and relieves himself on my porch column. Does that mean we in a...
on July 20th, 2009 | no answers

Why can't we just pray the Devil back to Hell?
on July 19th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Is your village missing it's idiot?
on July 19th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Martial arts-Done some judo, boxing and wrestling in past decades. Adult-pretty decent shape. What would keep me moving, a little...
on July 18th, 2009 | One answer

Have you ever had sex in a office where you worked? Where-supply room, desk, chair, floor, on copier?
on July 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do you get up early so you'll have more time to screw up the day?
on July 16th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

I'm looking at making a road trip from Portland, Oregon down all or part of the Oregon coast then back up IH 5 through Eugene and...
on July 16th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Should there be programs like "American Ass*ole", "So You Think You Can Do Anything?", "F*cking with the...
on July 15th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Do you feel you have a right to privacy? Why?
on July 15th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Sotomayor gets appointed and will be only S.C. Justice who (openly) dates. Ignore age notions-cool would it be to go out with a S.C....
on July 15th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

What's something tacky, trashy or just generally tasteless?
on July 10th, 2009 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

So, it's getting towards the end of another Thursday. Who gets your vote for "Official AB Smartass of the Week" and why?
on July 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Stay with me-global warming is caused by the sun and the sun is just a big fire. Fire extinguishers contain C02 to put out fires. Should...
on July 3rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever asked your mother why you have so many relatives with Nigerian bank accounts?
on June 30th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

The man actually introduced himself, "I'm John Dillinger. I rob banks." Ignoring the sociopathic implications, how cool...
on June 25th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Newsflash @ 5:30 CDT on 6/25/09-Did you know Michael Jackson just died?
on June 25th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Does a Sarah Palin/Mark Sanford ticket running on a strong family values platform in 2012 appeal to you?
on June 25th, 2009 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

Are Americans generally a bunch of materialistic, fast food eating, SUV driving, gum chewing barbarians?
on June 25th, 2009 | 15 answers | 4 people like this

Are you "Sailin' with Palin" in 2012?
on June 25th, 2009 | 16 answers | 6 people like this

Folks who voted for George W. Bush. Knowing what you know now would you do it again? Would you vote for him if he could, and chose to,...
on June 25th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Assuming that you are fairly sexually active, how often do you have unprotected sex?
on June 24th, 2009 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

How many ABers are retired, on disability, living with parents/relatives or in other ways not directly involved in the business of...
on June 22nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Can you believe that the following (see my comment as it won't fit is this space) is the TITLE of a Financial Accounting Standard?
on June 21st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Yesterday (June 19th) was a state holiday in Texas. Do you know the significance of "Juneteenth"?
on June 20th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you fill in the blanks_________ ________?
on June 20th, 2009 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

Would you fill in the blank_____________?
on June 20th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

How far would you be willing to drive to a Labradoodle show. Not to buy anything, just you and your s/o looking at the dogs?
on June 19th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do you wish your cat could talk? Would it ever shut up?
on June 18th, 2009 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever bought anything from an ad that popped up on answerbag? If your answer is what I expect, why do people keep advertising...
on June 17th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

I think I've seen a discussion of this lately but can't find it. Would some astute ABers please explain the difference between...
on June 17th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever or do you currently belong to an organization that actually will keep people out on the basis of a membership...
on June 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Patrick Kennedy-41 year-old seven term U.S. Congressman (D-RI) back in rehab. Thoughts?
on June 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Major Christian denomination church really into "reconciling ministry". Homosexual members (some with kids) gone up...
on June 13th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

At what temp. should I keep my home freezer and fridge?
on June 13th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

How short is a "short story?"
on June 13th, 2009 | 12 answers | 8 people like this

Are they still talking about it? When you you think they're going to quit?
on June 13th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

If there was a film called "Hippos on Holiday" would you go?
on June 13th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

I found a beautiful bird's nest on the ground. I'd like to save it and maybe save it in a clear plastic box as an...
on June 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

I have small flying insects (gnats?) in my kitchen. Because it's a food preparation area and I have pets I'd prefer not to use...
on June 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

When trailhands drove cattle from Texas to the railhead in Kansas, how'd they get back to Texas?
on June 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If your were offered a VIP all-expense paid trip to Transdnjiestria would you take it?
on June 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Are you going to look good in a swimsuit this summer? Go, ahead, be a little specific (this includes you, guys)
on June 8th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Would you go to a bar if you knew it had a sign saying, "No drinking from the urinal"
on June 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever had or do you have a cool nickname like "T-bone", "Hot Lips" or "D D"?
on June 8th, 2009 | 24 answers | 16 people like this

When did you last mow the lawn? (edging and blowing count if more than one of you is working)
on June 7th, 2009 | 19 answers | 12 people like this

Would you share some places one would be likely to find a Trouser Snake? Can you tell some characteristics that would help in...
on June 6th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Are Mini Cooper's dorky?
on June 6th, 2009 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

"Yellow Snow" would be a good name for_______________?
on June 6th, 2009 | 19 answers | 15 people like this

Have you ever wondered about men who become gynecologists? Not that there's anything wierd about them. But isn't it interesting...
on June 3rd, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

"Well, she was a-walkin down the street, lookin fine as she could be...." What'd she do next?
on June 3rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

"What do you get when you fall in love?"
on June 1st, 2009 | no answers | 13 people like this

Anyone hate corporate sponsorship as much as I do? I saw a golfer (won Colonial) today with five logos from his chest up. NASCAR driver...
on June 1st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

My niece by marrage is in her 25th hour of labor. What's a good way to tell her to get along with it so I don't miss "The...
on May 31st, 2009 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Had a couple of dates with a women I met online. Later sprung prison time, half-way house and year old child on me. Five years later...
on May 31st, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Today saw 2 groups of Christians out with signs, etc. on public property. Not protesting , just making noise and calling attention. Have...
on May 30th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Is "Jesus saves and Him alone " a half-witted judgemental troublemaker? Would you like to stone him? It'd probably make...
on May 29th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

One of the guys down here at Witness Protection kind of left a hard drive at the Embassy Suites happy hour tonight. Would you send your...
on May 26th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

"Hug Cck " or "Im 1 Prck"?
on May 24th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

In life and livelihood, would you rather ask the right questions or have the right answers?
on May 22nd, 2009 | 6 answers | 9 people like this

This isn't the right place to put it but it looks like all "restaurant" catagories deal with moderately priced chains. Can...
on May 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

False start-sorry
on May 21st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Could you pull this off?
on May 20th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Is it all about sex?
on May 18th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

How do you get a Fiat to go 125 miles an hour?
on May 17th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill? Two Fiats on the top of a hill? Three Fiats on the top of a hill?
on May 17th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What are they going to make after the Fiat/Chrysler merger?
on May 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What's going to be the name of the company after the Fiat/Chrysler merger.
on May 17th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

I left my walet at home. Pick up the check would you? I'll pay you back.
on May 16th, 2009 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

I can't seem to find my TARP check. Did you pick it up by mistake?
on May 15th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

It's a shame about the people loosing their jobs/dealerships at Chrysler. But have you ever actually considered buying or were glad...
on May 14th, 2009 | One answer

Could you tell me how I cash out my AB points? Isn't it like $25 each?
on May 10th, 2009 | 12 answers | 12 people like this

Is there more than this?
on May 7th, 2009 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Do you feel better now that's it's the H1N1 Virus, not swine flu?
on May 1st, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

If you could kick your own ass, would you? Why?
on April 30th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Why not bundle up everyone we can find with swine flu, ship them to Iraq and bring the troops home?
on April 29th, 2009 | 20 answers | 7 people like this

It looks like I'm going to have sex with both mother and daughter-no, not a threesome . Is there a etiquette issue, or even just...
on April 28th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Friend was going on about a consmentic surgery lecture given by highly aclaimed surgeons. I said, "get really big boobs"....
on April 26th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

How did "douche bag" become a negative comment?
on April 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Have you had any experience with submissives kept as pets? It seems like it would kind of dilute the utility of having a slave if all...
on April 24th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

So we waterboarded a guy 183 times in a month. I wonder if we asked him fill out a survey on how we could improve his "waterboarding...
on April 24th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?
on April 22nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

If a Bluetooth user who walks around talking to unknown voices and an i-pod user who tunes out the world simultaneously fell off the...
on April 21st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How come "Too hot to hoot" spells the same thing forward and backwork but if you try to make it work with "Too cold...
on April 21st, 2009 | no answers

Would you give me your bank account information so I can automatically draft about $100/month for deposit to my account? If enough...
on April 20th, 2009 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

Most of my life I heard about "training bras". What's the deal? I can see being trained to fly an airplane, be a surgeon,...
on April 19th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies and Guys. Have you ever actually had sex with an animal? What kind, how often and what was it like? How did the animal respond?...
on April 17th, 2009 | 15 answers | 6 people like this

How had do you hit/like to get hit during recreational spanking?
on April 17th, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

Tonight Dr. Phil had " a man who likes to date much younger women". How much younger can a woman be before the yuck factor gets...
on April 13th, 2009 | 22 answers | 17 people like this

If AnswerBag merged with Facebook and Myspace should the resulting entity be called BagMyFace?
on April 10th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Guy SUV and Van drivers-Do you miss having a trunk to put your date in when she gets drunk?
on April 10th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

When Peter Cottentail comes hopping down the bunny trail, are time such that you're planning on shooting him and having him for...
on March 29th, 2009 | One answer

Is AB behaving strangely? Other than just being slow and down.
on March 28th, 2009 | no answers

How the hell did someone who asked the question. "I'm 27, educated and attractive. What do I need to do to bag a rich guy?...
on March 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Ladies-would you think high-heeled snowshoes were fashionable?
on March 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Would "Cow Pattie" be a good screen-name for a Western-type female user?
on March 23rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would "Cow Pattie" be a good screen-name for a cowgirl type?
on March 23rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

If we can put ear chips/tags in cats and cattle to keep track of them could you do the same with teenagers and illegal aliens?
on March 23rd, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

This isn't really the right catagory but it as close as I can find. Any guidance as to where I can get a huge vibrating dildo? Have...
on March 19th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is there a technique by which a taxpayer who owns stock in a public company can give the company money for legitimate business purposes...
on March 19th, 2009 | One answer

Are you part of the "gig economy"?
on March 17th, 2009 | no answers

Would you name a pet "scrotum"?
on March 15th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

If Barbie were human and 5'9" would you have sex with her?
on March 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Have an acquaintance who has started a service called "Temporary Wives". For a fee (depending on wants and circumstances) a...
on March 9th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

I'm listening to an NPR show about woman who was raped. Really worked at remembering man. Identified rapist and he got prision....
on March 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever longboarded the canyons?
on February 25th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are there some pretty good walking shoes that don't require lacing? I'm not not looking to run a marathon, just for some decent...
on February 23rd, 2009 | 2 answers

There's not a catagory under music so I'm putting it here. Have you ever heard a "Migracorido"? What did you think of...
on February 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How interesting could a talking dog be? They really aren't very smart.
on February 22nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What the most boring profession you can imagine?
on February 21st, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

I see a potential cat fight coming up. Could you have a cat fight if two women don't want to fight and one does? (this would almost...
on February 21st, 2009 | 2 answers

I'm here for a convention. Can you direct me to my hotel?
on February 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What's with "gender studies?" I don't have to study very long to tell them apart.
on February 20th, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

How are you going to spend your part of the stimulus package? Remember the Vietnam "Peace Dividend"?
on February 20th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Ladys-you've all had the experience. Whould you care to share a "I can't believe I shaved my legs for this" event...
on February 18th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are most doctors just in it for the money? If not, why don't they live more modest existances?
on February 17th, 2009 | One answer

I'm not really satisified with this. Could you please refresh my memory about "Plan B"?
on February 17th, 2009 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

I'm on a City Council-appointed Board and there's not a single woman I'd be willing to sleep with. Should I resign?
on February 17th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

So what to pimps, crack whores and boxers do on "Take Your Child To Work Day?"
on February 16th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Ladys-Have you even enountered a guy so big you just couldn't accomodate him? How'd you deal with it?
on February 16th, 2009 | 2 answers

What's the best way to describe a well-endowed woman?
on February 15th, 2009 | 23 answers | 10 people like this

When there just sitting there looking peaceful with their eyes partially closed, are cats thinking about anything?
on February 15th, 2009 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

Where a good place to meet reasonably down-to-earth women in Dallas. I don't have the inclination (and probably not the resources)...
on February 15th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Can a natural born U.S. Citizen of American parents hold more than one passport?
on February 14th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

My love is like a broken skull, And bleached bones laying in a pile. My love is burning all this while. And fractured limbs, and a...
on February 14th, 2009 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Isn't oral sex kind of like raw oysters-you wonder who had the courage to try the first one?
on February 14th, 2009 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

So a guy in a bar-has a drink and holds his hand off the floor and says "Are there any penguins this high?" Everyone says no....
on February 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

I bad is prison? I don't mean spending the night for DWI or traffic tickets, but doing a couple of years in a state prison?
on February 13th, 2009 | 6 answers | 1 person likes this

So if someone's in a coma, what's the appropriate time before sort of hitting on their spouse-s/o?
on February 13th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Does anyone know the origin of the phrase, "the cat got your tongue?" to indicate silence? Seems like if a cat got my tongue...
on February 13th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Ladies-have you ever slept with a guy who just wasn't any good in bed? What was wrong? How many guys get at least "one thumbs...
on February 12th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies-how apprehensive are you before you have sex with a guy for the first time? Are you most concerned about pleasing him or his...
on February 12th, 2009 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

If DNA tests were run could all ABers be related?
on February 11th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What's the best way to answer the question, "You want to do this, don't you dear?"
on February 11th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

If you were on a horse in the American West about 150 years ago with all the wind and snow, watching a butch of moo-cows, whould you...
on February 10th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

When goingt to a function (cocktail party, fundraiser, etc.) where we're going to deal w/other people I like to have sex with her...
on February 10th, 2009 | 3 answers

My married pool guy is sleeping with both my wife and my live in. Is it cheating since he gives me a 25% discount on chemicals?
on February 9th, 2009 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

It's been a long time. I didn't tell them a thing! When do I get my share?
on February 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Why are there so many questions about "If my gf/bf did this or that is it cheating" on this site?What's the level of...
on February 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If "Slut-Be-Gone" came in a can would you buy some?
on February 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What's the easiest way to spot a skank?
on February 8th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

What kind of food do they sell at circuses?
on February 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What kind of food do they sell as NASCAR events?
on February 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been in a situation and thought "What would Jerry Lewis do"
on February 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If you were in a hostage situation would you sleep with your captor(s) if you thought it would gain your freedom?
on February 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

(Couldn't find another place for question)-Is your ride smooth, pimped, functional, or a piece of crap?
on February 7th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do you make noise when you masterbate?
on February 6th, 2009 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Would you be curious enough to answer an ad that said, "Pets, dead and alive?"
on February 6th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Not that anyone particularly cares but I've decided not to abandon AB. Guess that proves I have misdirected priorities?
on February 6th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

More U.S. Army soldiers committed suicide in January than were killed in combat. What the hell's going on?
on February 6th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies-Have you ever kicked a guy out of bed because he was too big? If so did you even try and how'd he respond to it?
on February 6th, 2009 | 4 answers

Actually several questions. I have a fantesy about using a really huge dildo/vibrator with a woman. Any guidance/advice regarding dildos...
on February 6th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Ladies-do you remember you hymen?
on February 5th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What a bunch of inane questions and comments. Good Night and Good Bye.
on February 4th, 2009 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Leaving AB-Good level to stop at. Just don't have the time, energy or dispositon for it any more. You guys have "fun"
on February 4th, 2009 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

Does anyone want to join me in boycotting anyone and everyone who goes by Anonymous. If they don't have any more imagination than...
on February 3rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Have you ever had sex with twins? Same session or not? If not, did they know?
on February 3rd, 2009 | One answer

How much cum have you had in you?
on February 3rd, 2009 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

When people wave at me why do they only use one finger?
on February 3rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What's a good act of sexual submission/humiliation I can perform with a woman I know pretty well without her thinking I'm a...
on February 1st, 2009 | 3 answers

Would you prefer to have video on demand or sex on demand?
on February 1st, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Why shouldn't athletic teams, especially professional, have humorous or moderately vulger nicknames? From the best compensated owner...
on February 1st, 2009 | One answer

Do you ever remove people from your friend's list because they have a tendency to ask fairly sizable groups of pretty inane questions?
on February 1st, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Would the world be a better place if cats had wings? What about dogs?
on January 30th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Would someone please give me 2,616 points so I don't have to horse around waiting to get to level 61.
on January 29th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you do it if for a nominal cost you could order bodies of water (streams, lakes, the ocean, etc.) in colors?
on January 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Would you do it if for a nominal cost you could order clouds and/or the sky in colors?
on January 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Would you do it if for a nominal cost you could order snow in colors?
on January 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Ladies-do you remember the precise sexual encounter that resulted in the conception of your child(ren)? Was it an Oh-WoW experience or...
on January 26th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I'm watching "Hellboy" for the first time on TV. Do you think he gets out much. Ladies, would you sleep with him?
on January 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I need a note from the principal to get out of detention. You'll do it, cool. Well, you see actually what I need is a court order to...
on January 23rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever sat on a wooden toilet seat that had a crack in it? Got a fold of butt skin pinched in and was held there by your own...
on January 22nd, 2009 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

Have you ever had sex with anyone who wasn't a relative?
on January 21st, 2009 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

Would it be OK for me to get a BJ while watching Joe Biden getting sworn in today?
on January 20th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Will they let you feed fish to the Presidental seal?
on January 19th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Are you in Washington for the festivities? Do you know anyone who is?
on January 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Are you dangerous or were you just picked up in the sweep? Did you tell the truth or did you break under harsh interrogration techniques?
on January 19th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Did you think the 2008 election was about having a "black president?" Since, starting election night, that seems to be the...
on January 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Are you devoting today (MLK day) to public service?
on January 19th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Can unicorns save the economy and stock market?
on January 16th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Are you just telling me that because you think I want to hear it or do you really mean it?
on January 16th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

When using automated phone systems why should I have to press or say "1" to communicate in English?
on January 16th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

Undercurrent of questions about the value of college. Common sense dictates answer but AP story today says unemployment rate amongst...
on January 12th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What can I do with a pound of uniodized salt? It came with a furnished place I bought and I've had it around for a couple of years....
on January 10th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Does a wild bear shit in the woods?
on January 10th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Do many AB users know that if they hover the cursor over the "+" and "-" buttons when rating questions they can...
on January 9th, 2009 | 5 answers | 10 people like this