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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"? I've seen better looking faces on a clock.
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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"? When yoy were born the doctor didn't know which end to spank.
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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"? Your face would scare buzzards off a gut wagon.
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Are there any laws that restricts traffic stops by unmarked police cars at night Can you narrow the question a bit?
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Do you have scars? What are they from? I have a number of them. None very conpicuous. The most interesting is probably a rabbit bite.
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Is there somebody you like in a romantic way on AB? yes
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George Will, the Conservative columnist, says Donald Trump is a 'bloviating ignoramus'. Do you agree or dis? Why? I disagree. While I intensely dislike his conduct the fact remains that he has done very will for himself. The same cannot be said for his investors, customers, and political supporters.
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If you are a democrat and he / she is a republican, is this a deal breaker? for a relationship? Ever heard of James Carville?
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what was the last thing that surprised you? anything surprise you anymore? OK, I got a A in college physics. So ever since I accepted the fact that a proton was an electron traveling backwards in time my belief system has become pretty maliable.
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whats a food that you would NEVER want to eat with your hands? Oysters
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What is a good way to start a love story about the best proposal ever? "The whole situation started, as do most of the misadventures in my life, with a bottle of wiskey and a woman."
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If you was stuck on a island, and there's only salt water to drink, how can you drink fresh water? A few ideas off the top of my head: 1. Depending on what supplies you had you could rig up some kind of distilation process. If it was sunny and you had broad-leafed plants it probably wouln't be too hard to do with supplies at hand. 2. You could wait for rain. 3. Or, again depending on location and supplies, you could call and have some delivered.
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Should I be impressed with you ? Probably. But all that's relative.
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Is it scary going through customs in america??? I am going there and I am so worried about the interrogation part :( Interrogation? What in the world are you talking about?
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Sorry, I don't feel comfortable having ____________ as my guardian angel? PeeWee Hermann
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Are you a person who has a LOT of luck? I guess the fact that I live pretty well without appearing to work very hard, am healthy, and haven't been shot by a jealous husband or hit by a beer truck collectively comprise a pretty lucky life.
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How do YOU say goodbye to someone? "Bye, See ya, talk to you later, etc..."? "Catch you on the flip side"
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Batter gets hit in the head with his own pop up about five feet from first base, ball rolls fowl, kid keeps running. What is the ruling? what was count?
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How much do I owe you for this ____? Whatya got? (actually kind of reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke)
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dream interpratation After my mom died I dreamed of her but she could not speak to me.. what meaning? Uh, how about you're understandably thinking about her but she can't speak to you because she's dead?
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For guys who like older women (like me), what do you like about them? They don't swell, they don't smell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell.
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How many weapons do you own? I view lots of things, including housecats, as potential weapons. Consequently the number is quite high.
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Why was Obama bio'ed as "born in Kenya" in a 1991 listing of writers? Why do you care?
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how to catch someone lying about looking up bad things on the computer Who owns the computer and what's your relationship to "someone"?
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Did you engage in a senior prank when you graduated from high school? What was it? Was it received in good humor or were you punished? First, what you describe isn't a prank. It's wasteful valdalism which creates work for others. Second, I was so damned glad to get out of high school that I didn't slow down for anything. High school was the roughest 5 years of my life ;-P
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Have you followed a yellow brick road? Where did it lead you? No, but I once followed a trail of yellow snow.
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What's something stupid that most women do? Give themselves to men?
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What information does background check shows? It depends. There's no standardized background check.
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Every woman could use a __________? week-end with Possum
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Its good to be _____________? Possum
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I NEVER get tired of ______________? the power, honors, adoration, money and sexual favors people insist on bestowing upon me.
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Can you remember how many times you've made love? over what time period?
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Every woman desires______________________________________ to be romanced by Possum
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im 17 right now i will turn 18 in july 3 and im dating an older man he is 48 is that llegal? Does this "dating" have a sexual element to it? If so, the legality would depend on the state in which you live. As a matter of curiousity, what do you parents think about this?
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what would be your reaction if someone gave you the keys of a brand new Lamborghini Is all they're offering a drive? I woundn't waste my time.
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Darling, would you mind ____________? mowing the living room?
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How can I contact 911 to obtain information on 911 calls for a book I am writing WITHOUT ahving them think it is an emergency? contact the public affairs/public relations/community services department. or any cop on the street will probably be glad to tell you anything you want to know.
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What would you like to say to people who put words in your mouth? "please don't put works in my mouth"
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how often do you go fishing? who said anything about worms or little boats?
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To all creative people (especially computer programmers)...when you get an idea for a new project, do you find that you just can't rest? generally computer programers are jerk-offs. how many programs, including AB, consistantly run elegantly?
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My friend wants to commit suicide, how can i help, what can i say to help her, what can i do? the vast majority of suicidals don't talk about it before they do it. if she is, she is most likely looking for attention. next time she mentions it consider saying, "fine, if that's what you want to do why don't you just do it? but if you'd like to talk i'm here for you."
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Who would you say was the "smartest" in your family ? My father was until he died. I would guess that Ive taken the slot.
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Do you own a cowboy hat ? I live in Texas. I own a ranch. Take a guess. Next guess-how often to I wear one?
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Are music stores still a popular place to buy CD's? I wouldn't know were to find a music store. I am being nice. I remember when you could go in an listen to 45's in a booth before you bought them.
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is nail varnish remover carcinogenic? Probably. But exactly how much of it do you drink?
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Any help on pulling an all nighter? It depends on the purpose of the all nighter.
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why is mine always better? Based on what I know about you nothing you have is better. The possibile exception might be living in B.C. I've considered moving for decades but it just wouldn't work for me.
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60% of the earth is ________________ paying tribute to Possum, the rest are in danger
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What would you do if an animal was coming after you to have you for supper? what kind of animal and am I alone or with someone?
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Can someone give me ideas on fun things to do with cum. My bf loves to make me play with it. I need ideas now!! Like quickly. Have him masturdate to climax-how you get him there is part of the fun. Catch his cum in a tablespoon (or shot glass-or whatever) and set it aside. Soon after, when he's about to cum in you have him feed it to you. He'll be cumming in you in two places at once. For even more fun, get a needleless syringe. Put a load or two in it. Then when he's cumming in you you can simultaniously be taking...
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In life do you feel cheated? Who he hell says you should get want? If everyone got what they wanted there wouldn't be enough left over for me!
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Do you hate AT&T? If so why/why not? I have no opinion of ATT one way or the other. The only of ther services I use is land-line and internet-no complains or acolates.
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Washington has ruled and regulated US so much, for at least the last 32 years...don't you hope they do it some more? My life..right? So the current financial meltdown(not to be confused with the Saving and Loan meltdown-if you remember it) was caused by too much regulation? So the clean air act is a bid thing? What a load.
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Do you wanna take a ride in my yellow submarine? No, because we all live in a yellow submarine.
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Did anyone famous come from your area? Yes
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What do you know about boats? The objective is to keep the keel side down.
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The best way to express love is ________________ ? Wack your member on the bedpost three times before crawling into bed with her.
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Why were Jesus and the Apostles sitting on one side of the table in the Last Supper? Not very realistic, is it? It is for a group picture. Next question.
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If your dad caught you smoking, what would you say? You've been dead 40 years and you've got nothing better to do?
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What is something you should NOT say to someone the first time you meet them? I'm getting ready to kick your ass.
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If someone declared the bible was a fraud, but then admitted they never read it, nor do they ever plan to, what would you think of that? I would think that anyone who says "fraud" in conjunction with something like the Bible probably doesn't know what they're talking about. Something can not the the literal truth and still not be a fraud.
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What is something that has become more convenient for you in recent years? Passing gas
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What really is a girls best friend? lawyers
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what is one habit that you would LIKE to have ? waking up next to you
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Would you drink a whole gallon of water? Texas, summer...yeah, pretty much every day from about mid-June on.
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I got a hand full of _______. gimme and a mouth full of much obliged
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Do you consider yourself to be "in shape"? No, but not too far from it-by my standards. (I don't need to be a SEAL or anything)
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What can cause someone who is financially sustain, has a simple job, happy with their spouse; almost the perfect life to be depressed. Marrage Seriously, having addressed it a bit myself I've been told that clinical depression is frequently the result of a chemical imbalance. Pop a pill and as the cycle returns to normal it goes away. If it's the result of environmental factors then some talk-therapy might be in order.\ Regardless-it can be addressed, from diet to exercise to talk to pills. Do it.
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Meat Lovers: If you had an animal that you really loved to eat begin speaking to you and telling you to not kill and eat it, would you? depents on how hungry I was and what kind of animal it was. I mean, I'm really not craving skunk right now.
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Have you ever wasted years on a pursuit, only to be a failure? Why would I do that?
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If I gave you $20 to go get a pizza would you return with the change? Return? Why would I do that? Actually, the medium pizzas I buy, along with a really great salad, cost more than $20.
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How does one choose being atheist or christian? If you think those are are only alternatives you really know not of what you speak.
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Given that everything bad during Obama's régime is the fault of GWB, does it follow that taking out OBL was a GWB achievement? Of course not. Are you as clueless as you act?
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im a baby mamma to a man who had 2kids already.when i got pregnant he gave excuses and never stepped up to the game.instead when i gave birth 2 women were announcing their pregnancies to him.he is living with one of them and taking care of her and the baby.i on the other hand i am trying to get back to school.i hvae to ask him for little money to get by my transport and he only buys things for his son if i have to put up a fight.but he is taking good care of the other babies.he comes around for sex,a lot.and now im tired of the whole thing but i need help with the little money for my school since my family can not afford, but my mind and body are tired from the whole thing,dealing with someone like that..wat do i do? im tired of seeing him go back to his live in girlfrend. So, two years after you asked the question, how're things working out?
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What is the worst possible thing that could happen on your first day at a new school? I guess getting scalped, sodomized, branded, your arms cut off,then set on fire would be pretty bad.
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What do you feel you have an obligation to do? What don't you? Why? File a tax return File a tax retun It bores me ;-P
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What should you not wear to an interview? Jock strap and a butt-plug with tail
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What's the worst/ best way to get yourself fired from work? Be loudly and conspicuously abusive to a major client/customer.
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What's the worst/ best way to get yourself fired from work? Move into your bosses office/desk while (s)he's at lunch.
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Is there a place that you've loved but know you will never visit again? What is stopping you from going back? Some friends of mine had a beautiful house in San Francisco. Stand in the living room or "my bedroom" and turn to your left-Golden Gate Bridge; straight ahead-Alcatraz; to the right-Oakland Bay Bridge. I had a key and free access for 15 years. They died and their son sold the house.
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What is the best source on the web for bathroom remodeling ideas,or more specifically,tile installations.Thanks:) I haven't checked it out but I'd bet Lowe's or Home Depot websites could get you pointed in the right direction.
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How much should an eye exam by an opthamologist cost in the US? Mine cost about about $120. But I'm using a big-city specialist. Have to ;-(
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What if you saw a rapping granny with a hoody and grillz? Yeah, what if.
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What if Lady Gaga was running at you with a samurai sword? I would say that anyone running at me with a large, edged instrument would be in significant danger of being shot.
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What if Lady Gaga was running at you with a samurai sword? I would say that anyone running at me with a large, edged instrument would be in significant danger of being shot.
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Natural selection is bunk !! If it is true, .. then why do we still have ugly people ??? They don't spend much time flirting. Leaves more time for mating.
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Your body takes good care of you, but do you take good care of your body? How do you know what someone's body does for them? Many people have desease, defects or infirmities.
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My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do? Without knowing more about the situation it's hard to say.
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What color is your television? Which side?
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Do you wanna go Casino, Dave and Busters, or Strip Club? Lesssee. David and Buster's is for kids and I own a chain of strip clubs-that leaves casino.
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what was the last "great bargain" that you bought? what did you pay for it can you remember? Rolex Explorer watch. $125 in 1966,
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Why the Hell would Lindsay Lohan be invited to a White House Correspondents Dinner? She put out for the right person-next question.
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How does my photo printer mix a million drops of color in 2 minutes when I can't even match 1 color of wall paint all day,with help? Your printer is much smarter than you. End of story.
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Mentally are you in a "good place" right now? scale of 1-10( 10 = admit me ) I'd give myself about an 8.5-my future's so bright I've to to wear shades.
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Why would you think Romney would do well engaging/negotiating with the Heads of Foreign Governments? When did a Governor ever do that? Uh, who has ever done that other than other heads of state?
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When was the last time you sat near the water? about 10 minutes ago. toilet, you know
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When was the last time you were on all 4's on the floor last night letting my GF work me over
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Ladies: What is the most challenging aspect of being a woman? Keeping my hands off Possum ;-P
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Suddenly you're at the gates of Heaven, what would be the first thing that comes to mind? In no particlar order: -How do I get a good room/house? -What's to eat? -Do the women angels have anything on under those robes?
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What is the meaning to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 42
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What in your country is older than your country itself? Numerous man-made structures in the United States. The most obvious being Independence Hall in Philadelphia, where the Declaration of Indepenence was signed.
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Are you happy that Rick Santorum is out? No. Rick, Mitt, Newt, Herman and Ron made fine comedy. I'd keep naming names but I don't think the world's ready for more than five stooges.
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What's the cheapest meal that you would be willing to eat? People buy me meals all the time, sometimes at five star restaurants, sometimes at dumps. I gladly accept and in most cases ultimately reciprocate. During survival training I ate trout, herb salad, and grilled cactus. I caught/gathered the food myself in the Sangre de Cristos and cook it over the fire I build using a magnifing glass. So, he asked, what does price have to do with what you are...
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Would you trust your fellow Abers enough to collectively invest in lottery tickets and split the profits? I'll hold the tickets for you-you can trust me.
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You look at yourself in the mirror and say ______ Am I standing on my head-that looks lke a butt.
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You look at yourself in the mirror and say ______ I can't wait 'til tomorrow 'cause I get better lookin' every day.
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Are we going to see a GOP Brokered Convention for 2012??? I don't see how. Romney will have the votes.
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Question for people who know how to sew: how does a girl fix her dress with this dilemma? That's a pretty dumb premise.
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An adult woman friend is interested in book to explore new sexual experiences. Gather she's been active, but conservative.
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How many of you would boycott KFC, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut (all owned by one company) for their cruelty to chickens? I boycott them every day-I don't eat that crap. Wouldn't no matter how well the birds were treated. If you're dietary objective is bad food-cheap and fast-why do you care about how it's made?
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How hard do you try to NOT be a hypocrite? Oh, I work very hard at it-because I'm always so sensitive to the feelings of others (snicker, snicker).
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Which country makes the best music in your opinion? "Good" music comes and goes and is frequently a mix. But I think the Afro-Caribbean music that came out of Benin during the 1970's era of Cuban military adventurism in Affrica is hard to beat. On a more contemporary note-Cambodian psyhcodelic surf-rock also has it's appeal.
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So now we know that Mitt and his wife vacationed in France and enjoyed Paris. Of course we've all done been there, done that, haven't we? I have. Your point is?
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do you have to have milk when you eat oreos cause i do lol oreos? Are you 7?
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Is 18 years a long time? Why or why not? What do you base your answer on? Do refer to age or a length of time between events? 18 years is not a long time-if you're a rock.
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Who should rule and govern the people of this world, Man or God?. Also if we are all sons of God, are we all deities/ divine?. Possum
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What's the ringtone on your cell phone? Different tones for different types of people. Business contacts, family, people of interest, etc.
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Would you love to teach me how to be a cowgirl? "Save a horse, ride a Possum"
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Do you smoke? Would you date someone who did? LOL-Reminds me of the old joke: "Do you smoke after sex?" "Don't know, I've never looked!" ;-P
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Do you smoke? Would you date someone who did? I don't smoke and date several women who do. They're not seriously heavy smokers but over the course of the evening will have a few. I'm not particularly excited about it but understand that it's a hard habit to break.
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Why is it so much more common for guys to get head than girls? I'd say it's mostly a question of logistics. For example, it'd be kind of hard to throw a blanket over your lap and muff dive on an airplane.
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When did you realize that not everything is about you? Who says it isn't?
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I just turned you into a giant python at a party! I demand you do a trick for the partiers. What will you do and how will the crowd react? Crush and eat you. The crowd will love it.
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I like watching F-1,WWE but no baseball,no football,no basketball! you hate me?? :P Why would I give a damn about what you watch?.
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What do you love about football? love? nothing. would you settle for "find vaguely interesting and/or tolerable'"?
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€LOGIC TEST 1€ How do you drop a raw Egg from a height of 10 metres on a concrete floor without breaking it? that's not logic it's a play on words
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Do you have any funny photos to show us ? yes
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What is something that you like that is flat? This lady I know. But what the heck, she's beautiful and dramatically younger than I.
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How do I initiate sex with my boyfriend? How old are you? Not prying but you seem petty clueless.
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Can you name something that is rectangular in shape? my cock
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When was the last time you felt hesitant about killing a spider? Why? I don't believe I've ever deliberately killed a spider. Why would I?
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Do you think i look self-centred, vein and insecure? See picture. Yes you look vein, or maybe arterial.
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What musical instruments are "out of fashion" these days? Lyres and Lutes
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How did the name Kate come to be short for Bob? Are you high again?
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I really wish President Obama would ___________________________. keep a harder line on things in which he really believes and stay the course
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I am traveling to Nepal and want to learn kayaking any suggestion? myob and don't polute Nepal with kayaking (which you don't know anything about anyway).
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Everybody__________________________ dig deeply into your pockets so that you can pay tribute to Possum/
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Pro-choice, do you believe in eugenics? What a load. Do you do any thinking for yourself? Or is 200 AB points and nothing about yourself the best you can do?
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Obviously we ought not expect integrity from politicians 24/7..only when it is expedient for them. From whom can we expect constancy? Possum
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My boyfriend leaves for marine bootcamp in oct. How often will i get to see him during his time in the marines? Boot camp not at all. After that, it depends on where he's stationed and what he's doing. Word of warning. The non-officer military in general and The Corps in particlar is very rough, if not impossible, on relationship. Let's be realistic. as a high school junior and senior you really haven't been through much. You're not going to like hearing this but, especially given your age, you...
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Everybody__________________________ listen up, this is your Possum taking. So no, chatting or grab-assing-----------
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how do you tell the dude that you're dating that his d*** is too little ? Like the old joke Woman, "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little thing?" Man, "Me" Seriously, Keigle exercises?
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I have studied little along the hole year.Is it possible to pass 1st M.B.B.S by study 2 months hard? What's MBBS? But, to answer your question, probably not if you think a synonym for "entire" is "hole".
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Can you dance? If you and I had a dance competition who would win? What kind of dancing you have in mind?
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My 29 year old brother still lives at home with me and my mom, more information in description. No one can take advantage of you unless you let them. Until he has to face the consiquences of his actions he'll continue behaving in this fashion-why shouldn't he? Your mother and you are letting him get away with this. What do you expect me to say?
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If I could just_____my life would be complete have sex with Possum
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I think I forgot _______ to remember
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This place needs some _______. sexin' up
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I'm converting my vehicle to CNG and leaving you yuckaboos paying $5 a gallon at the pump which is in your future so watcha think of that? I'm in the oil and gas business peckerhead. I love the prices. Watch think of that?
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It's my birthday today, April 16th. Do you have any gifts for me? Sure. You don't have to file you tax return until the 17th.
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If there is no God or afterlife , why should we live in harsh life conditions? I don't live in harsh conditions. Do you choose to?
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Have you ever caused an explosion? yes
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What is your favourite line from a film/movie? "Of all the gin joints in all the world, you had to walk into mine."-Casablanca (boy did that work when I owned an upscale restaurant/bar) ;-)
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Could I get pregnant 2-3 days after my period? I have a 24 day cycle. I'm only 15 so I'm kind of scared. Have you ever considerd that until you know something about how the human body works it might be best not to have sex? And unprotected sex-are you wanting both a baby and an STD? That said. You could get pregnant, but probably won't. Buy a test kit and see.
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What's your best side? top
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If God is omnipotent and can create an object so heavy no one can lift it not even him then is God truly omnipotent? hardly an original argument
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What is something about yourself that you never knew until someone else pointed it out to you? That I was "sexy but not hot"
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If you found someone that spoke in text talk, what's your reaction to him/her? Depending on where I was I would probably spray them with a fire or garden hose until they left.
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Will "texting" turn the young generation into bad spellers with no social skills? No, they're already there.
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If you killed somone what would you do with the body Depends on the circumstances and location
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If you have a full tank on your car, where would you go right now? Well, from Dallas, on one tank of gas those are about your only choices except for Abilene and Oklahoma City.
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Please help me help my best friend? Really need decent help. What's meowmeow and what are his partents doing while all this is going on?
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If you have a full tank on your car, where would you go right now? Austin or Shreveport A full tank would get me there and back.
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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? "Sell me tickets to the Policeman's Ball"
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How long would you hang onto feelings for a single person? Do you prefer to stay friends, or break off all communications? If you feel that way about her why aren't you still "in a relationship"?
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What's good, tossed into a salad? rat droppings, sawduct and thumbtacks I assure you, it will make a salad that will be remembered
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If someone murderd the staff at McDonalds do you still have to pay for your burger? Why would they have to be murdered-what if they all died of natural causes? Why would they have to die at all. What if they just walked off. To answer your question. As long as someone from the controller's department is alive you will owe the money. The dead of the staff would not impact your obligation to the corporation.
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What's the best way to get dried semen out of your computer keyboard? Depending on whose semen it is I think I'd spring for a new one.
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Are books about murder legally bound to have red covers? Is there a reason you're asked such a wrongheaded question.
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Would you rather be a knight, a samurai, or a ninja? What a load. Who wants to be a warrior?
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Is there any employment more corrosive to one's happiness than food service? Assistant crack-whore.
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What happens when you want to find a missing person and the missing person you are looking for is a "Private Investigator"? Check with the state licensing authorities. If they're legit they'll be registered, if not they've committed a crime by holding themselves out as one.
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How do I do a chin stand without my back aching? Everytime I attempt to do it my back aches afterwards, and is it normal for it to ache? Uh, if it hurts why do you keep doing it?
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Do you like being touched? With what?
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what dose it mean if a guy tells you he likes you a lot, but dont text you that much all he text is morning I think you sound immature, illiterate, needy and smothering. If I'd told you I liked you and you behaved like you're doing I'd drop you like a bad habit.
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Meat or veggies? For sex I prefer mamals.
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What would you do if you saw a child locked in a car on a hot day? Call 911 then mind my own business.
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How do I tell a guy I like him?? Put out.
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Why don't we get drunk? . Who says I'm not already drunk?
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How can I have great sex for the rest of my life and still get into heaven? Marry?
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What would not be a good slogan for a university or college? "You won't learn and it stands to reason you'll forget"
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In three words or less:-) describe The "perfect date" ? attractive, stacked, horny.
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Where can I sell silver bullion? Do you want to sell fast of get top dollar?
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can I have chicken noodle soup if I am not feeling good during lent. Why shouldn't you?
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Do you ever feel guilt for eating meat? If so, why? No
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Do insurance companies provide a breakdown (to help filing income tax) that is clear to understand. I pay 542/month for 12 months for a Are you on speed?
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What should you try on your first date? Depends on the circumstances. On a few I've hit a home run-but the communication and chemistry were obviously perfect.
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I'm a Pizza Hut addict: What foods do you eat most often? If you're going to eat pizza why don't you at least find a decent place?.
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What time is it on your biological clock? skin thirty
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She said I'm no genius and I've lost myself__________ I'm not really sure. But there's song that goes, "Well, I just got out of the county prison doin' "90 days for nonsupport. "Tried to find me an executice position "but no matter how smooth I talked. 'They didn't want to hear that I was a genius the man said 'we got all that we can use'. Now I got them steadily deppressin', low-down mind-messin' workin' at the carwash blues"
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My girlfriend left me 6 months ago; some furniture she left behind. Now she is saying I need to finish paying for the furniture! You might not be legally responsible. But if you're using itg shouldn't you pay for it?
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Does anyone have a cat that will fetch a ball? I taught my cat to get little cups (like for medicine or mouthwash)
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Can you give me a word that has two o's in it? :) moo
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So I got stood up today. Which sucks bc i was looking forward to spending an afternoon date with her. Any suggestions on what to do now? Did she offer any explanation?
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How many days has it been since you fell in love? 203, taking leap year into account.
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Is it wrong to not want to date someone you are not physically attracted to? Depends on what you mean by "date"
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working at Sherman Williams how do i be a great worker So you got a /college degree to be a retail paint salesman? Where would you like your career to go? Where's the passion?
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What do you like doing in the bathroom? Bathing and masturbating
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What would you say to me if our plane was about to hit a mountain in 30 seconds time Got time for a quicky?
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What should you not do while baby-sitting? 1) go on a date 2)start house fires 3)sky dive 4)see your parole officer 5)break-down your drugs 6)witness executions 7)fight forest fires 8)make porn movies 9)rob a liquor store 10)go on AB
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What have you made that's better than something you could have purchased? enemies and meatloaf
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Somebody left_________________________________ the dogs out
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Where can I find people who think like I do? Based on your profile I'd say at the shelter.
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Do you prefer beer in a bottle or a frosty cold mug? Are you talking about pouring it from a bottle into the mug or draft bear?
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working at Sherman Williams how do i be a great worker What is the nature of your job and what was your major?
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Seen the latest? Trayvon Martin's mama is trademarking his name so she can get rich from Tshirt sales. Surprised? I'm sure the proceeds will go to the newly formed Foundation for Education and Justice.
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Is there anything better than bacon and eggs? yes
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Attention shoppers, ___________________. Due to increased demand the prices of Possum memorabelia and worship items is getting ready to dramatically increase. Buy now to avoid shortages and higher prices.
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How promiscuous have you been, We all understand about sailors. How many men?
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Coke or Pepsi? Which do you prefer and why? coke as mixer. pepsi for pleasure.
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How does banana breath smell like? Monkey farts
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Whats your opinion on people who eat a banana on Fridays I have no opinion about people who eat bananas on Fridays, should I?
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What is your opinion of businesses that wait a week or two to cash in your checking payment? I'd like to sell them a cash management consulting job.
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77% of men polled say they believe they'll someday do this. What is it? masturbate outdoors
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Why does god hate me? Why shouldn't (s)he? Everyone else does.
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Just walk away _________________ ? , don't look back, and you'll be OK.
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Would you be able to actually stab an attacker with whatever, in self-defense? Depending on the nature of the confrontation it might be more effective to cut than to stabl.
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Can cats lives in the wild? Are you talking about lions that were born there or kicking out your housecat?
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What is a 'Dido' ?? A dildo that can't get it up?
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If the US Government and other world Governments do have information on extra-terrestrial life, why would they hide it from the public? Because you can't stand the truth
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What would you do to want to forget someone? Your question is marginally illerate. But I think I understand, Find someone else.
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Will we ever run out of water? Who's we?
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Does anyone know if, the Sanford Police vehicles are equipped with a dash cam? I don't know. But why does it matter? \ Dead men tell no tales.
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Can I sue the woman for alienation of affection my husband had an email affair with? Slow down, disect your sentence and consider how rediculous a proposition it is. Take two asperin and call me in the morning.
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Will we ever run out of electricity? No. There is, at least to our minds, an unlimited suply of energy. Electricity is the conversion of one form of enery to another. The issue is how to convert availabile energy sources electricity.
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Are girls allowed in your home? What do you mean by "girls"?
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I dont have money for a rectal thermometer is there any other ways to get the temp. Of my pregnant dog? If you can't afford the price of a thermoter, why the hell do you have a pet? That said, how about calling a Vet and asking what to do?
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What's a good come back for someone saying your making a fool of yourself? Well, you could consider if, and why, you're making a fool of yourself. After that, you can always say, "Better I do it than someone else." Then you might consider quitting acting like a fool.
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Do you think that you have had a previous life? today?
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He is a wise man who ________________ ? pees with his back to the wind
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He is a wise man who ________________ ? doesn't eat yellow snow
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He is a wise man who ________________ ? worships and pays tribute to Possum
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What are good reasons to NOT have maids? Why? 1) You like and have the time for housework 2) They might steal 3) They cost money (unless you can find someone with a housekeeping fetish 4) You get exercise doing housework 5) There's a teenage male in the house who might bang them
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Have you ever had a soppy date? soppy?
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How often do you end up in a fight with someone? Is that your MO or theirs? Why? gun fight, fist fight, or verbal fight?
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Why is it that everyone hates Tiger Woods? Who said I hated him?
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What is the difference between conservation and restoration in museum work? Conservation is preservation. Think of keeping a painting clean. Restoration is repairing. Think of re-painting dried and chipped paint.
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Have you ever met someone who has never sinned? To hear her talk, my mother.
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High school senior expelled for tweeting a profanity on his own time/equipment. Should schools have this power? He shouldn't be tweeting in school. They ought to have to check electronics at the door.
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how would you feel when your girlfriend tell you how a guy sheared her with hear mate What does "sheared her with hear mate" mean?
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Shouldn't a museum rather than a private collector purchase Elvis's original pair of blue suede shoes? Aren't museums free to bid? Frankly, I'm not sure what kind of museum would really want them. They're not exactly educational or historically significant. I'm not really sure what you're thinking.erstand your point.
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Can a stock's price change overnight while the market is closed? Virtually every stock closes at one price and opens the next day at another.
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On what would you not put any seasoning? virtually everything cooked by others most prepared and restaurant foods are adequately, if not excessively, seasoned.
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Are guns allowed in Your home? yes
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When is looting and rioting OK? When it's done by Possum
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Will you adopt me :( What's your position on putting out for your adoptive father?
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Does the Federal Government have the right to force you to buy medical insurance? ***************************** The law, although imperfect, is a small step towards a national healthcare system. We care the only industrialized country that doesn't have one. I can't understand the resistance to it and feel that the current situation is barbaric.
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i wonder back in the stone age times what do girls use when they are having theyre period..?? probably moss, grass, etc. Held on with with leather or woven fiber strap. Think pad not tampon.
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Do U know about fishing humour I know that guys measure fish by the same scale they measure their penis-five inches on the yardstick is 9 inches in the story.
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What do you do if there is a monster growling in your closet while you are asleep? Toss both of my cats in and let them all sort it out.
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I am lost without_________________ Possum's guidance.
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should I stop beating my wife and kids? Are they learning from it or are you just showing off?
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Geraldo Rivera says he thinks the hoodie is as much responsible for the death of Trayvon Martin as Zimmerman was. WTF?!?!! What's the point of hoodies other than to disguise yourself? What's the point of listening to Geraldo other than to stupidify yourself? What's the point of this question?
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What was the very last song you listened to? Can you post it or a link to it? "Am I the Only One"-Dierks Bentley It's on utube but my sound card's blown so I can't tell you which cut is best.
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What do you love opening? Why? A woman. The reason should be obvious.
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why is it that when my sister got pregnant her tummys skin color turned black? is that normal? Maybe she's going to have a black baby.
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Catitude! Does your cat have it? What would you say?
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Catitude! Does your cat have it? What would you say?
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what is the most common question asked when trying to get to know someone? Want to mate?
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My chihuahua is pregnant and her puppies are shitzu mix can she handle it? Kind of late to be worrying about that, isn't it. Jeez, you sound like one of those people who shouldn't be allowed to have animals.
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What things would you lend to your neighbor? My wife, and $5,000. If he promised to keep her I'd forget about the money.
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Could you eat your Pet, if you had nothing else to eat and couldn't get food anywhere If I thought there was a chance of it sustaining me to survival, sure, why not?
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Why hasn't Zimmerman made a statement in this case, in person? He called the police, to get help.... why didn't he call the media??? I think he's getting good legal advice.
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See you in _________________________ bed
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What would you say to your fiance if s/he told you s/he wanted to be married in faded out jeans and a teeshirt? I'd suggest cleaning up the act about as there are liable to be pictures around for decades/generaltions. Unless, of course, she's viewing it as a temporary relationship.
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Can I live at the bottom of the Grand Canyon with no money...?..Is there any Indians or people down there..?..Can a healthy male survive down there with no money or anything...?..I wanna take an AMTRAK out there... So you want to "live" there, like forever? What the hell does AMTRAK have to do with it?
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What is your choice on what my mom should cook for dinner when she invites me over? I do not eat cheese of any kind except on pizza. "I do not eat cheese of any kind except on pizza." What kind of arrogant, self-centered, wacko attitude is that? Always compliment your mom's appearance, her cooking, and the way she keeps house. This isn't all about you, brat.
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Will The Affordable Health Care Acts mandatory health insurance purchase will be found constitutional by The Supreme Court? Why or why not? Yes. Because one of the purposes of the Constitution was to "promote the general Welfare". If staying healthy and alive doesn't constitue "general Welfare", what does? People cherry pick the Constitution. They should try reading it.
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Why do the vegetables in my soup seem to stay hot longer than the broth they are in? Denisty
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When you are about to spank two or more of your kids, do you ever ask them "who is first?" Is this disclipinary or recreational spanking?
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So, how would you all feel if the kid, Martin had shot Zimmerman the neighborhood watch guy because he was followed & threatened? At least Zimmerman was armed.
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If Adam & Eve were the first people to be created. Why do we still keep asking "Who came first the Chicken or the Egg" ??.. Because birds existed before people.
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Who, if anyone, used to protect you when you were growing up? Protect me from what?
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Why does the internet sell stupidity? They're not selling it so much as people are buying it.
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Why do you stare at people? Who says I stare at people?
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Would a plus size bartender say size 14 with curves,boobs, and a nice butt get good tips? Or would the fact she's heavier prevent that? There's plus size firm and plus size flabby. The former can the quite attractive, the later require a particular following. That said, tips would probably be maximized by showing as much boob as comfortable level and management allow.
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It's looks as if we're going to have another _____________________. orgasm
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What is something that you hate waiting for? Sex ;-P
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How often, if ever, do you eat fast food hamburgers? What fast food restaurant's hamburgers do you eat most often? Very seldom. But the regional brand Whataburger is the best of the genre I've ever had.
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How often do you entertain guests in your home? As often as I'm feeling lucky ;-)
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French fries, curly fries, or potato wedges? Whichever is actually cut from a potato as opposed to being shaped from power like 95% of the fried potatoes served in America these days.
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Would the person who owns the blue Toyota Prius please move it, as it is blocking the entrance to Dill's Gator Bait Store. Thank you. The owner may no longer be around. I saw her playing with the Cators.
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Which counry is the worlds largest producer of god? On a per capital basis-The Vatican
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What are you?! A ninja?! No. An accountant.
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Is it really over when the fat lady sings? I don't believe anyone ever said that it was over when the fat lady sings. The expression is, "It's not over 'til the fat lady sings'', meaning that it could go on indefinately longer.
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Happiness is a warm ____________. snatch
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Would u marry(or consider marrying) someone you're great friends with, if there's no/little romantic love? Sure-tax reasons
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What are some really bad places for a honeymoon? 1) Prison 2) The Isle of Lesbos 3) With the in-laws
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How much do you like company? Why? Which company?
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If Oprah returns to her show will you support her or will you most likely say to yourself, I told you so? I don't believe I've ever watched Oprah, so I really don't give a damn.
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what are some of the short term affects of drinking The more I drink the better you look.
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What's the significance of points in AB? I turn mine in for points and expensive merchandise. Don't you?
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What's the joy of being a plumber? Getting paid pretty well to play with poo
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Vsm upi trsf yjod? dojy fsrt ipu msv!
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I know a guy who is 27 and his girlfriend is only 17. What do you think about this? Can it work? I think it's pretty lame. They both must have something a little off to embrace a 60% (her perspective) age difference. I'd be extremely surprised if the relationship (if you care to call it that) has any legs. And to put it in perspective-I date a woman 35 years younger than I. But, hell, at least she's old enough to run for Congress.
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What would you do if you see a ice cream truck? Toss a granade
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What mammals can fly other than bats? I've got a couple of exes who can, but they do it on brooms.
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Are you going to _________________? Parsley, sage, rosemary and _______ stink up the place without getting high? burlap smoked in a pipe will do it.
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Who is the dominate one in your bedroom? Depends on which woman I'm with.
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Catherine is bored today,what can we do to make her happy? Depends on where she is. Why bored? No work, school or such.
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Why do you judge others sexual relationships, are you jealous perhaps that its not you doing the dirty deed? Who says I judge others sexual relationships?
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Do you think I should get an elephant to eat the grass and weeds on my acre of lawn? I'm too lazy to mow. :) A goat may be more appropriate, unless you can rent the elephant to neighbors Lord, you "one acre ranchers" are sad.
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Have you ever painted a fence? yes but, like Tom Sawyer, I prefer to con friends into doing it (yeah, I know it was whitewash). I actually changed the color ot the fence in question.
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Are you admirable? some misguided souls think so
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Is there a chance that i could be pregnant ? why are you asking here rather than testing or going to the doctor?
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Can anything make a person worthless? yes being worthless
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When was the last time you saw a waterfall? yesterday not a very big one but I could walk to it
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Someday you will find ________________ what you've missed by not embracing Possum.
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Who would you love to have as a boss? Why? Venezolano Bomba Need I explain why?
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Do you follow your mind or your heart? Most of the time I follow the car ahead of me or my dog.
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Do you enjoy long automobile trips? If so, how long does a trip have to be before it's too long for you? I didn't used to like long car trips. But Dallas-Mitchell, SD-Deadwood, SD-Dodge City, KS-Dallas (2,284 miles) kind of put in in perspective. It was all new territory and so almost by definition was interesting. Canton, OH-Missoula, MT-Colorado Springs-Dallas (3,610) was a pretty good haul. Again it was new country so kept my interest. That said, in general I don't like any car trip of more...
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I wish people would stop asking me to _____________________. sleep with them
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Can you name a famous Caroline Sweet
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should i brake up with my boyfriend that I have liked since 4th (freshman)because he keeps flirting with this one chick? Naw, not if you want to keep him. Want me to straighten him out for you?
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Indiana University, Purdue University, or Ohio State University? (:IU For what?
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If we were alone together for a day, _____________. I'd probably make a pass
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When I materbate, I think about _____. you
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How do I find an attorney for my business needs? The best way would be to ask several people with similar needs who they use and how they like their attorney.
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can i be sued for posting a provactive, half naked picture of a girl who sent it to my husband? Better let me see it first.
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Are you nesh? Huh?
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Am I in the wrong if Im an Atheist, and I believe that everything has scientific proof, but I believe in the paranormal and fortune telling? I'm not saying you're in the wrong. I'm saying you sound like just another wacko pop-off.
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Is there someone you'd really like to get to know better? If so, who is it? Do I have access to a time machine or am I limited to living persons.
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What is something you enjoy doing at the beach? Scooping up stinging jellyfish and throwing on children. You have to ask why?
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Why they called it MySpace? They were looking towards future business combinations. Answerbag, Myspace, and Facebook merge. Creating-BagMyFace
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What started the craze for using the letter "q" as a substitute for "g"? It doesn't look "cool" or "hip", it just looks silly. I'm not familiar with "the crase". But it doesn't seem like a qood idea to me.
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When was the last time you had tangled hair? Maybe when I was about 20 and didn't get regular haircuts.
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What did you throw at the fan?! I didn't do it. It was the chimp. And you know exactly what he threw in the fan!
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May I drink your coffee? Sure. Since you wanted cream and sugar I stirred it-with my penis. Enjoy
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Why there are not so many stores that have movies for renting now? Uh, because you can get it online. I agree that it's enjoyable to "shop". It's also expensive and inefficient.
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What is one object that have you kept since your childhood? LOL-this is going to sound so bad. I bought a Rolex when I was 17.
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Do you think Republicans are rigging the rising gas prices to ensure you won't re-elect Obama? How could the Republicans do that? Obama's going to win handily regardless of gasoline prices.
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How would you react when someone calls you an Infidel? Can't say I'd react at all, reguardless of their persuasion.
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When is getting attention a bad thing? When you're being hunted by someone who wants to kill you.
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Why don't you accept a peronal check? Because your last one bounced!
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It's pointless to _______. contradict Possum
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How do you tend to react to sexual advances? Does it depend on the person? I dislike and quickly rebuff sexual advances from other males, domestic animals, family members and women below a certain level of attrictiveness/intelligence.
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How often do you sing the song "It's Hard To Be Humble" by Mac Davis? Does in my head count?
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I want have ffm threesome with my boyfriend, can i ask him? Ask him in a straightforward way. "Have you every thought about being with two girls (women?) at the same time?" See what he says. If he likes it are you willing to incorporate it into you lifestyle forever?
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Obama should try to make petrol from sea weeds, agree? Are you talking about him personally or a federal program to do so? Why would you want to do that?
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Space... the final frontier, to boldly go where no man has _______ before? smelt
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Does the EU allow free trade? Sure, you're free to trade, at a price. Just like virtually every other economic entity in the world.
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Everyone knows about mafia's, so why don't mafia's have websites advertising themselves and offering membership? Why would they want to hire some dork off the internet?
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Are you surprised obamacare is estimated to cost twice what obama said it would over 10 years? What a load. But as long as we're discussing surprises, are you surprised we didn't get out of Afganistan/Iraq in six months at a cost of less than $200 mil like Bush said we would. (yep, he said it, I heard him)
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Are you surprised obamacare is estimated to cost twice what obama said it would over 10 years? What a load. But as long as we're discussing surprises, are you surprised we didn't get out of Afganistan/Iraq in six months at a cost of less than $200 mil like Bush said we would. (yep, he said it, I heard him)
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People come to the U.S.A., for better a opportunity, how many other countries give the same welcome mat to everyone. "Welcome mat?" You are obviously pretty naive about American immigration polocies.
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People come to the U.S.A., for better a opportunity, how many other countries give the same welcome mat to everyone. "Welcome mat?" You are obviously pretty naive about American immigration polocies.
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People come to the U.S.A., for better a opportunity, how many other countries give the same welcome mat to everyone. "Welcome mat?" You are obviously pretty naive about American immigration polocies.
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People come to the U.S.A., for better a opportunity, how many other countries give the same welcome mat to everyone. "Welcome mat?" You are obviously pretty naive about American immigration polocies.
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Honestly, do you wash your hands every time you use the bathroom? Only if I pee on them.
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Honestly, do you wash your hands every time you use the bathroom? Only if I pee on them.
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Honestly, do you wash your hands every time you use the bathroom? Only if I pee on them.
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_Aroma? Litter Box?
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If you ran a illegal computerized casino in a town and made 3 million dollars would you stop your business for a while before starting back? What's a "computerized casino"? And if it's illegal, who, except the owner, would know how much it made? That said (asked): Why would I stop it in the first place? I might move it, but stopping it would erode your customer base.
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If you was directing an action movie, which actor would you like to play the lead part? Possum. I've heard he's one righteous dude.
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I am planning my son's 1st birthday party. What time is a good time to have the party so that I don't have to prepare a meal for everyone? We will have cake and ice cream. I have a large combined family and a small budget. Why have a party? He won't remember it. Parents these days are raising a generation of cripples.
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Will you help me finish my work? What kind of work? I'd sort of be good with some bra fitting right now.
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how can i find out cell phone history if my company pays my bill but i don't even get my bill You might try calling and asking. Or hire a private investigator. It's not legal but done all the time.
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Can you spot me a quarter? A quarter of what?
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If I turned into a bug over night and you found me in the garden would you kill me :( Depends, do you still have boobs and can give head? ;-P
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I went to the doctor an he said_____________? O.M.G.? "I said doctor doctor Mister MD. Now can you tell me what's ailing me? He says Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,Yes indeed. All II really need is Good loving. Now gimme that good good loving. Good loving All I need is loveGood loving Good loving baby"
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Are you going to Cambodia with me? No, I'm going without you. Oil deal.
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The President’s budget proposes to eliminate the ban on the use of taxpayer funds to promote and advocate gun control initiatives? @fund-What a load.
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What does that voice inside your head say to you? If you can get Cal at -3 vs. South Florida jump on it.
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Is a world wide nuclear small arms war inevitable? Of course. Life uses what's available. Nature will not be denied.
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What inspired the lyrics to "Honkey Tonk Women?" A life somewhat similar to mine.
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My son is in trouble with the law and he is very addicted to drugs.My question is Can a just court order my son to go to a treatment center? What do you think?
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Would you come to my house if I have swimming pool and jacuzzi? Depends on a number of factors.
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Give me just a little more time to do what for the neighbors? Put the moves on (Hey, she's a very attractive graduate student dramatically younger than I).
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I know they have Light Potato chips but do they have Fat free Potato chips like they had a few years ago? Baked
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Tootsie Rolls for Easter? I have seen them at our local store. What do you think of that? How is it different from any other candy?
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What have you experienced? I used to think men put the most emphasis on age. Now I am not sure. Maybe I've just been lucky but I don't agree with the notion that, " men want and enjoy sex more."
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Being beautiful is a hard job - Agree or disagree? Dolly Parton once said, "It costs a lot of money to look this trashy". It's a bit of work to look as casually handsome as I do. But then I have some miles on me.
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how can an unlucky person get lucky? Send a cashier's check to Possum.
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Should a woman forget about marriage if she's 40 & older & single? She won't find a man b/c she's old? I know a number of women who got married at 40, or substantially older. Now of course I date a woman 35 years younger than I so........
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Do you find it disturbing that some people seem to have "no clue" as to what is going on in the world? What disturbs me more is the large number of people who think the have a clue but are completely wrong.
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What makes you want to listen to me? So far, nothing.
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I want to tell a girl I like her. Should I? Tell her! The worst that can happen is she''ll rip out your heart and crush it under her heel. Good luck.
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Do you prefer to buy CDs or downloads? What was the last CD you bought? What was the last album you downloaded? Prefer C.D. Bot: "The Grande"-Laura Gibson "Home"-Dierks Bentley
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What is a Leprechaun's occupation... Begorra ?? Occupation I'm not sure of. Preoccupation would probably be looking up skirts.
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Does all mixed drinks in a club or a bar taste generally the same or there are big difference..? Let's deal with classic mixed drinks, not the fru-fru stuff so popular today. Wouldn't you think that a tom collins (basically lemonade), a bloody mary (basically tomaro juice) and a screwdriver (basically orange juice) would taste dramatically differently.
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Why don't liberals show the same level of outrage over their own misogynists? http://tinyurl.com/7qswnew If you can't express your thoughts without linking why don't you shut up?
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Where would you not want to wake up naked? The sex offenders wing
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Would u rather have a great sposue or great parents? Why? parents for me. How about rich parents and the use of someone elses spouse?
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I would be just like the President if ____________. Were younger, black and Harvard educated.
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Do you have any idea how good that felt? Yes It's a shame you don't.
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Can I vote for Romney, but not his hair? Aww-vote for the hair but not him?
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Do you eat healthy? was that her name?
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Why couldn't you wait for me? I would have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbndswkyQxM
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Will you tell your dog to stop barking?! "Bang!" Problem solved. It wasn't my dog.
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Wouldn't taking Prozac, seeing a psychologist and getting exercise for depression be considered holistic? No but I had some friends whose Vet perscribed Prozac for their dogs. I thought "Dogs on Prozac" or "Prozac Dogs" would be a good name for a rock group.
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Do you even care if i die bleeding? Should the fact that you're bleeding affect my capacity for compassion? What's wrong?
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What's a tool like you doing in a __________ like this? s**thole
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does coca cola is healthy if I drink it while I do my exercise at gim? As a source of energy for my body becouse it consist a caffeine Can't your body handle a little exercise without sugar, carbonation and caffine? What kind of ignorant nut are you?
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Free contraceptives today, one child policy tomorrow? So what? Think we need more people?
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Do you know anybody who collects 20th century telegraph poles? No. I collect cannon balls so I don't run with that telegraph pole crowd.
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My daughter has been giving me attitude, lying, and talking back. Should I spank her? How long? With what? Bare? Otk or otb? Corner time? How old is she, maybe she'd prefer for me to spank her. ;-)
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What do women want to hear from their men? "You're much better than your sister"
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Limbaugh and Santorum seem to paint the conservative side of America as being sexist and at times racist, does the GOP condone their views? We pulled their ass out of the frying pan in two World Wars and View Nam. I'd say we're even, So-how many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? No one knows-it's never been done ;-P
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Can you just give me a little smile? Bit me, loser.
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Do you have my back? Sure, just pass the money back this way and I'll keep an eye on things. You can trust me.
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Limbaugh and Santorum seem to paint the conservative side of America as being sexist and at times racist, does the GOP condone their views? The French sent that Statue of Liberty crap to us. We're supposed of abide by it? ;-)
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How to become less innocent? Depending on your jurisdiction consider calling 1-800-POSSUM
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What is the best type of hammer for knocking down a wall? What kind of wall?
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Bad news or good news first? Depends on the situation. Moses comes down from the mountain: "The good news is I got him down to ten. "The bad news is adultry is still on the list" Timing is everything.
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How would you do an ultimate revenge? "do a revenge"?
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How long did you leave your Christmas decorations up? Didn't put any up this year. Kind of a long story.
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Its Ironic_________? That by youth is wasted on the young.
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Were The Monkees an important muscial group? They certainly had some impact on the rock music scene but calling them important would be a real stretch.
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What caused the phenomena known as the "baby boom"? Uh, could it have something to do with millions of men returning from World War II ? Oh, and maybe a period of unprecidented post war economic prosperity.
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when life hands u a lemon, you ............ Make a Tom Collins
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What musical group or artist do you like, but find that most people around you seem to dislike? Southern Curture on the Skids and Nashville Pussy
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What do you look good in? bed
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Pay attention to________________? what's going on. Someone may be peeing in your boot and telling you it's raining.
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when you are relaxing at home, what do you wear? Depends on the season. But typically a "Nashville Pu**y" t-shirt, a jock strap, flip flops, and a bu**-plug with a tail. And you?
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what is your most shucking secret? just indicate it, not reveal it! in question i mean shocking! im sorry for answers u gave! shame on you! It it possible that I am not all-knowing and omnipotent.
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What would you like me to cook for YOU?:) I know nothing about your cooking abilities. So, if you want to make something, why not reservations? You choose, I'll pay.
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what custom that you have observed being used in other countries do you really like? Sacrificing Virgins-I'll take the rejects.
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What do you do when you have a bad day that cheers you up? Do you mean, " When you have a bad day, what do you do that cheers you up?" Correct other people's English.
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When you were a kid, were you ever spanked by an older sister? As punishment or recreationally?
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What question would you have to" plead the fifth" on if you SO asked you it ? "I saw you at lunch with your new secretary today. How long has see been working for you?"
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What question would you have to" plead the fifth" on if you SO asked you it ? "Who''d you learn that from?"
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What question would you have to" plead the fifth" on if you SO asked you it ? "You don't fine her the least bit attractive, do you?"
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What question would you have to" plead the fifth" on if you SO asked you it ? "We know what you said. But now that you've been found innocent, how old you really think she was?"
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CiCi's Pizza or Stevie B's Pizza? why? Given a choice, neither. The are both mass-produced, franchise garbage that bears virtually no resemblance to real food.
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He's playing ___________ . pocket pool
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Why are there so many more pregnant middle/high school kids these days? It's not my doing!!!
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Do you believe in the term, "Only for women/men"? No. I've long embraced the notion of "Tampons for all!"
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A guy I REALLY like and am daying just told me he was head over heals for me via text. What do you think I should I say back!?? How old are you anyway? l
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Are YOU allowed on the Internet after 10pm ? Why wouldn't I be?
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How much do you like black hair? On what?
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Where is the most romantic place you have ever been? The Uraguayan side of the Rio de la Plata. Having a private dinner on the river beach, watching the sun set over the Argentine side. No people in sight except an unabtrusive waitstaff.
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Do the Catholic Churches who oppose paying for contraceptives also refuse to pay for Viagra for unmarried men ? Probably not. One is a medical condition and one is a choice.
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Who would you bring to a beach party in the middle of Winter? Depends on where the beah was.
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why are you so random? I'm mean like it could be, but; say is that a bird over there?: how 'bout that Final Four bracket; do you like bass fishing too?; I realy enjoy Paris (France, not Hilton); what was the question again?
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?! It's you-you're sitting on the stove.
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My boyfriend bought me a v day gift yesterday and then didnt wish me a happy v day today by call or text. What do u think about that? Count yourself lucky and shut the f**k up.
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If you had no other choice for a job, would you be good as a phoneS#X operator? seriously hold the job without laughing? Sure. Hey, I sent these out this year.
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Why did you listen my music?! You had that really built blonde bring me the demo with $10,000 in gold, and 1/4 pound of high grade weed. It was the least I could do.
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what does melanie mean I bet you know.
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If I say "Where do you get it from?" You say "I got it from ___________." Some skank I met at the Dew Drop Inn about closing time.
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Americans: Did you know that Native Americans get free money from the government just for being Native American? Well, now that you know that...here is the question......Isn't paying only them just state-sponsored racism? By what wierd logic does it become "just state-sponsored racism?"
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How much jail time can a person get for 4 counts of dealing morphine? Arrested on Federal or State charges? If state, which state?
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Did you know that instead of getting a wireless router, there is the alternative of getting a USB wireless broadcaster? I have an app that lets me use my cellphone as an internet hot spot-for free.
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Does it seem as if you receive more or less junk mail than you did about five years or so ago? If you include e-mail in the total I'd say much more.
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Develope_____________? a cold (from "Guys and Dolls") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h-I8U_CQv0
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Queen of _________ . Hearts (by Juice Newton) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BdqsTXPt-g
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Happiness is a _____________ loose shoes, tight p***y and a warm place to s**t
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Have you ever feeled that your cruel words about arabs may break their heart? Who says "cruel words about arabs"? How would the Arabs hear or learn about those words? Nonsensical question.
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Where did that _______ come from? semen
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In what ways does making sense of the processes involved in criminalizing women complicate assumptions about the context of women's lives? What the hell are you trying to ask? Please take another shot at the question.
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How forgiving are you when your friends let you down? forgive easily? I'm quite forgiving. But once I'm let down it takes a while for someone to regain my complere trust.
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When was the last time you went to LAX airport? Probably 10 years ago. I just don't go to LA that often. Plus there is now much better service to Onterio, San Diego, etc. than there used to be.
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Mercy or Justice? justice tempered with mercy
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ . Rolaids
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ . lipssuction
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ . a cab to a different food service establishment. Oh, and a small diet coke to spike with my pocket flask and drink while I'm waiting.
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Give me a _____________? "Show me a bar with a good lookin' woman then just get out of my way Turn on the jukebox, i'll show you a song you should play"
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True of false - if a person pays off their credit card balance every month, then it won't matter what the APR is on it? I'd say true. Although if you could get a credit card with a lower rate it could have at least two advantages: 1) "just in case" you'd have a lower rate 2) it could affect your credit rating not to have a high interest card.
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what if you had to choose the 10 people who would die? Could you? or ...cont I could do it. Most people who manage people probably do. There's a management trend that involves "forced ranking". In essence you terminate the bottom 10% each year. Obviously "bottom" is supposed to be objective, but as obviously there are going to be people who rank the same but one of them have to go. The analogy is having to throw 10% of the people out of a lifeboat. I'd also be willing...
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Better_______ than ________ late pregnant
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What household chore have you been putting off? Moping the kitchen floor. I've only spent one night at home since my cleaning lady was here but I managed to spill something which I just wiped up in a haphazard fashion with a paper towel. Maybe I'll mop it tonight.
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I do NOT want ____________ for Valentine's day? herpes
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where people in previous centuries more adventurous than we are today or was it simply harder to avoid risk and adventure at that time? I don't think it had to do with adventure. In most cases it had to do with greed and improving one's life. There were a lot few people and a lot more open space. For example, various groups conquered virtually all of the known world for purely selfish reasons. The explorers were looking for more land and better trade routes. Columbus "discovered" the Americas trying to find India. The U.S. was...
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Anyone got any answers? Yes, a whole bag of them. How many would you like?
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get rid of that______________? Polar Bear
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I always peel_________________________ babies before eating them
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If a friend of yours escaped from prison, would you let him stay at your house? Without a questionIf it was a female interested in sharing my bed. I can't think of anything much hotter than fugitive sex.
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Rain is _______________________ The angels crying because of what you did.
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When a soldier kills an enemy soldier in a war, why doesn't the law call it murder? Murder is the illegal taking of life. War is a lawful activity. (I'm not saying it necessarilly should be, but it is.) Where's the hypocracy?
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Is it really worth trampling upon The Constitution to prop up the régime of B. Hussein Soetoro Obama? Actually, there's a song that addresses your question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuiGINK87Wk
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Do you like bread pudding? how do you like it? Served intwo D-cups
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Do you find people who use too much slang in conversation annoying? Awesome question-really to die for.
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When you dine in a restaurant do you order desert or wait till later? I usually don't do desserts. But frequently the ones I get require a while to prepare so I order them at the beginning of the meal.
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If crime drops incredibly low in a jurisdiction, what would cops get to do with their free time? For one you'd have less cops.
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Where is the world? So, you in favor of invading countries every time someone holds up a protest sign?
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Would anyone else get revenge on their partner or ex partner if they had lied about cheating and ended up giving you an STD? How would "getting revenge" help disappointment and an STD? You must be very shallow, dense or angry-or all three.
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I just want to thank you for ___________________ lettin' me be mice elf
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How come they don't have this song anywhere for free on the internet frickin stupid? Why should a musican give away his work product? Do you work for free? Radio sells advertising to pay rovalties for providing the song "for free". You really don't know much, do you?uit being so absurdly cheap. Buy the damned song and shut up. ASnd while your at it quit using the word stupid so much. Your not iking or understanding something soesn't make it stupid-it makes you stupid.
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Why do social conservative Republicans, who wag their fingers about the declining morals and support state efforts to impose their moral code(s) on us all, suddenly get defensive when it comes to things like Bristol Palin? Because they're right and everyone else is wrong. Accept it. By the way, what kind of rabble rousing, un-American, socialist question is that? You believe in peace, national healthcare and birth control, don't you?
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should i learn ukelele ? please read my argument You should know that the Uke is much easier to play than the guitar-fewer strings and they're all tuned the same. If you have any talent for the guitar ,other than that born of endless practice, you should have no problem with the UKE. Suggestion-get (or make) an electric one.
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Suppose a conservative was hanging by their fingers on a cliff. Would you step on their fingers? No. I would deal with them as they deal with others. Just say that it's their fault, they're not trying hard enough, turn my back and walk off.
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Is it ok to feel depressed sometimes? No it's a terrible thing. Anyone feeling depressed should kill themsleves so that we well people don't catch it from them. Stupit question-you can do better.
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My take on liberals? A liberal is the kind who, while supporting women's rights,would also fight for a man's right to beat his wife. And a conservative would say that government should stay out of people's lives. But since my personal, biblically-based value system finds wife beating eprehensible, so we should outlaw and pass a constistutional ammendment against wife beating. And have cameras in everone's house to monitor whether it's happening Mike, you are a world-class peckerhead.
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Do you think Obama deserves a second term? Why or why not? This question has been asked repeatedly in one form or another. Obama will win in a near landslide by 12% of the popular vote.
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What was the point of God creating free will? Seemed like a good idea at the time?
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What note should not accompany a Valentine's gift? 1) Divorce papers 2) Mushy/sexually explicit note to differnt name 3) Ransom note
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AM or PM person? BM
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What is something you do not want to find in your dresser? severed human head
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Are you a singer or a dancer? And what am i? A little of both but I don't perform if that's what your asking. From what I've learned you're an actress of sorts and a personality.
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I feel the need to ___________ you! woo
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What should I get my boyfriend for valentine's day?! A hooker?
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What should I get my boyfriend for valentine's day?! Send him a card. If you start screwing around with gifts your stuck with doing it. What wants to do that four times a year-forever?
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Who wins in the game of Life? The IRS and the Undertaker.
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what would happen if... You'd probably become an AB Staffer
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How would a normal woman react if a if a hot guy who saved her life turned out to be a vampire? (even if it's one that just eats animals) Why are you people so obsessed with things that don't exist? Stupid question.
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Why have my suicide attempts not worked yet? Yes. 1. Go to the store and buy a large calibre pistol and some hollow point ammunition. 2. Load one round into the chamber. 3. Put barrel to your temple. 4, Pull the trigger. That should do it. If you're not willing to do something that simple why not just shut up about wanting to kill yourself?
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Why have my suicide attempts not worked yet?
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Do you think we should have the right to say something to people who try to preach their religion in a public work environment? Just ask them if the think it's right to steal time form you employer(s) by spending company time on non-business matters. There are two ways they can answer: "No". in which case you say, "Then let's get back to work." "Yes", in which case you say, "Well, we disagree. I'm going back to work." Case closed. As Dear Abby repeated says, "No one can take advantage of you unless you let them."
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Is it time to get out of bed? Naw-I've been up 18 hours. It's getting time to go to bed.
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Does anyone realize that Mrs. Cleaver is no longer with us? Are you as disappointed as I am? Is she dead or just sleeping?
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For 1 million dollars would you pose naked for a magazine?Front page? Yes. But only if I got the right to charge all readers $17.50 for agreeing not to do it a seconds time.
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Is Ron Paul a prophet? No, he's a demaogue
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will you come jogging with me? I'm too drunk. But I'll be glad to lay on the floor with you.
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Give me a word that starts with "un"? I'm kind of a corporate troubleshooter. People have said that I unf**k things, making me an unf**ker.
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why did you blame __________? me, she said she was 18
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I gotta pick up my mom at the airport tonight. Would you like to come with me? Reminded me of the line from, "the perfect country song": "Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck. She got run over by a damned ol' train!"
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When is fat better? When the alternative is starvation.
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which celebrity would you NOT refuse to kiss? What part am I supposed to kiss?
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Are you strong enough to say 'no'? How would you like for me to answer?
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How often are assumptions correct? When you assume you make an ass of u and me?
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Has it ever crossed your mind that most people on AB might just be one very busy insomniac schizophrenic with multiple accounts? is "most people" and "one very busy..." is an example of exactly what?
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Why do you sit on your bed? Because my cat's in the chair.
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When do you plan to travel to Tennessee? Not really planning to. Should I ?
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Are we going back to the days of three generations under one roof like the Waltons except the roof is a two bedroom garage conversion? What do you mean 'we' ?
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Why did you shoot my cat? I didn't know it was a cat. And I didn't know it was yours. My bad.
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Sunday, February 5, 2012. What did you do today? Got up. Fed birds, cats, and stuff. Read newspaper. Worked out and cleaned up. Drove over to an FWB's to knock off a piece. Made a Bloody Mary to go, Looked for apartment for friend getting divorced. Made a Bloody Mary to go, Stopped by Sprint store for upgrade and new charger. Had lunch with an X. Afternoon delight and nap. Picked up some stuff for and went to Superbowl party. ...
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I'm going to the flea market. Do you want anything? About a half pound of fleas and a couple of animals to put them on.
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I need some help on this math problem. Can you help? That's not math. It's fourth grade arithemtic. Get off of AB and get yourself straight.
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Have you seen Woody Allen's movie "Midnight In Paris"? I loved it, I'll bet you do too. I likee it. Actually saw it more than once (with different guests). But "love" is way too strong a word. "Pretty good" is more like it.
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what did you name the puppy I just gave you? Scrotum
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at would people say about you at your funeral? "Well, he said he was sick."
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You don't have to live like a ___________ parasite
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What do you do when you have the whole house to yourself? Do my cats being present count as not being alone?
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Is it wrong to tell a guy friend you love them when you have a boyfriend? There's a difference between loving someone and being in love with them. As long and you and he understand the difference I have no problem with your expressing your affection.
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Men: what do you talk about the most? be honest? The same things birds talk about: sex, real estate and where to eat.
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After an argument with my SO I hate it when he/she_____________? pulls a knive
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someone who has never______________hasnt lived? made love with Possum
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Obama's NCAA bball picks are accurate.why does he pick the highest ranked teams ? Not living by example of the poor little guy or school? Is the object to pick the loser?
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Try to see it my way, do i have to keep on talking til i can't go on? Naw, you don't need to keep on talking. You could just shut up.
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We are not born__________because__________ to be a true Possum we happen to look like one
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I'm ready to____________? couple
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What should I do about my cat? Have you had him neutered? If not, do so. Don't ever let him out-if you do he'll learn that meowing gets him out. Just love on him or play with him when he meows.
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I want my ___________ back! innocence
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Can I legally kick my 18 year old son out of my house? Is there a statute that says I have to give him notice like a tenant, even though he is not a tenant? I would think parents should have the right to kick a non rent paying adult child out of the house It probably depends on juristiction, but in general no notice is required. However, from a practical standpoint. not to mention thinking about the future, a reasonable amount of warning, with written proof/acknowledgement, would seem appropriate.
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What can a girl wear on a night out/to a nightclub if she doesn't wear girls clothes? The answers to few questions will help me answer: 1. There's a usually a difference between a pub and a nightclub, the later frequently being more dressy. U[pm which would you like to focus? 2. Are you unwilling to make any satorial concessions for this antiicpated special occasion? 3. What are your non-clothing female attributes like. I'm talking about breasts, curves, hair, makeup,...
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Ever since I joined AB, my life has become________________________ much less productive, only in the good old USA would we consider this progress.
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Do more women than men stay single for a while, after they've gotten out of a relationship? Single as in married or single as in unattached?
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What can i do in high school that will help me along the way for collage and for my future? Get a broadly based education-study math and science as well and history, language and something fun. Do well at your studies, but don't be obsessed with grades at the expense of becoming a decent, well-rounded person. Engage in activites. Athletics, scouts, social/special interest groups. Anything that interests you, keeps you in touch with others, and helps you keep balance in your life. But...
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Pimp my ________ would be a terrible TV show? scrotum
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How much longer until DemandMedia shuts down this site? Couldn't be too soon for me.
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What's your favorite thing to do outside in the snow? Write my name
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Mail lady ran over my dog. Can she or the post office be held accountable for my dog's vet bills. You didn't have your dog properly under control. Frankly, you sound both like an irresponsible pet owner and an chissling mooch. I'm sorry your dog had to suffer because of your ineptitude. Any more questions on this subject?
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How shouldn’t you end a relationship? homicide
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where do yo think you are going?Huh? Vicksburg via Houston. Then back through Shreveport.
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Ooh, whatcha eating? And may I have a bite? c*m
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what subject that you took in high school would you test much better at if you took a test today? sex education
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Does it sicken you how much abuse bus drivers have to put up with? Should it? I really don't deal with bus drivers very often. But I haven't noticed any with whom I've recently delt being abused. I guess I don't understand what you think the issue is.
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anybody want to chat on skype right now What's the attraction of skype? My cell-to-cell calls are free.
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Does anyone else love to go barefoot but gets nervous when you take your shoes and socks off when there is a chance someone might see you in your barefeet? A little bit hung up, are you?
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What do you do if your annoying next door neighbor pours apple juice on your head while you are asleep? Asleep where?
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What is your motivational quote of the day? "You're lucky to even have a job. Now shut up and get back to work"
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What is your motivational quote of the day? "Just thank God I don't fire you"
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What is your motivational quote of the day? "All is want to see are elbows and assholes"
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Whos excited for the Superbowl? I couldn't care less. But if you're haven't fun I'm happy for you.
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How many Facebook friends are too many? Any. I don't do Facebook and, despite it's popularity, think it's pretty lame.
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Family Planning Clinics...bad bad thing. Women get mammograms there. It saves their lives. Really really a bad bad thing, isn't it? To give the Komen people their due it's my understanding that the vast majority of the PP facilities simply refered people on. The PP facilities generally did not have mamography capacity. Furthermore, PP has an annual budget exceeding $1,000,000,000. Komen's annual contributions approximated $800,000, or less than 1%. So from PP's standpoint it's an insignificant loss. And, after all, it is...
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Whats the best thing you have had in your mouth today? The best part of waking up is Flogers and a D-Cup
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Romney today:"“I’m not concerned about the very poor, we have a safety net there ” You like it? Didn't Lincoln say, "God must love the poor. He made so many of them."?
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If I as employer want to refuse to employ women, Christians, left-handed people because of my religion, is that be okay? Not if you're a left-handed, Christian woman.
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Mary had a little_________ bastard
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What Job can I get? Why do you want an online job? At 14 I would doubt that you have any skills that could be supported by telecommuting.
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1 - 10 how clean and tidy is your home right now? and does AB keep you from doing some of your household duties? How tidy am I or how tidy are the people I hire to clean up after me?
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who gave you permission to______________? breath my air
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Was I being a jerk? Today one me and a couple friends were talking being like "WTF why are all the sodas diet now!??!?" and then another friend was like "SHUT UP STOP COMPLAINING JUST DON'T BUY ONE!!" and I said "Wow. You shut up. Don't be a prick." If you ask whether you're being a jerk..........
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Do you like to tell people to stop complaining? How could you like telling someone to quit doing something you don't like? Stupid question.
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I wanna go cage diving with Great Whites! Does anyone wanna join me? Cage? What a wuss.
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Do you ever say sorry to walls or doors when you bump into them? No. But my bicycle gets cold in the rain, my fish gets lonely in the bowl and the leaves on my tree are scared when they fall.
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Why do all the atheists I meet say there is no deity? What do you think an atheist is? Stupid question.
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If you had a one way ticket where would you go? Hell-All my friends will be there
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Im going to Kick_______________? my own ass-I deserve it.
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hahaha funny quesion has anyone here ever been caught cheating One I was married, but not living at home. I also had a live-in, a girlfriend and I dated. They didn't like each other or the situation much but they lived with it.
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Should Europe accept Greece's payment of their debt with a Big Wooden Horse? Actually it was the Trojans that used the horse. But isn't the saying, 'Beware of Greeks bearing Trojans" After all, it was the Greeks who essentially invented sex-but it took the Italians to get women involved.
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Why didn't you _____? pay me what you owed me. You know, it's not to late.
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Does it bug you that you can't ask a question without putting it in a category? No really. Although it wouldn't hurt of have a section for people who were willing to look at "Random Blatherings". That's pretty much what "First Thing That Comes to Mind" is, anyway.
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Is this girl pretty or ugly (pics) please comment if have too Is this a challenge to see how superficial you can be?
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Who does one blame for the unethical, unkempt , and dysfunctional legal system here in the U.S.? The system for electing and retaining Members of Congress.
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Please pay _________________. Possum
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Is it selfish to have sex with yourself? You-no. You'd be doing womankind a favor. Me-yes Demand exceeds available resources.
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if we drilled a hole to the center of the earth would the lava come bubbling up or be held down in the earth by gravity ever heard of volcanos?
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The best experiences in life are____________? usually illegal, immoral or fattening
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Is it fair to put pressure on children of religious leaders to be perfect? After all, it's not their fault who their parents are. Are religious leaders perfect?
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puzzle:clue,one of the great lakes 5 letters - - - - - is? Lame question. Anyone with any knowledge of geography or access to a map could answer it.
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What does 10/6 on the Mad Hatter's hat mean in the movie"Alice in Wonderland"? Price
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Please, recommend me a good movie based on real people/events. Moneyball Produced, staring and directed by Brad Pitt. Playing right now and nominated for a number of Academy Awards.
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I am__________ and I know it!? a moderately tolerable human being
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What's a girls name that begins with C? Candice
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If you were thrown back in time of Cavemen, what can you do for your tribe? Do I get to know what I know now?
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Do you grow money in your backyard? No, I control a public company, so I just print it.
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Do you believe a man has to be homosexual to like/enjoy what most women like/enjoy? Like periods, childbirth, menopause, long hair, bras and wearing skirts?
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some people are just_________________? aren't fulfilling their tithing obligation to Possum. And we know who you are.
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Do you have a dirty mind? What do you mean by "dirty"
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Are you scared of guns? why would I be scared of an inannimate object?
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What country could I move to that has a much less corrupt government then the US but life styles are kinda similar? Canada, if they'll take you.
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How do companies who lay people off decide who they are going to lay off and who they aren't going to lay off? Fire the complainers. That will raise overall morale ;-P
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Ooops, there goes ________________? another million
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If your doctor told you today that you were pregnant, what would you say? Let me call an agent! I'm a male of what in a woman would be post-menopausal age.
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Would you swim in the ocean with a Great White shark for a million dollars? Yes. Every time you swim in the ocean you're swiming with a Great White.
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Should more people invest in freshwater fish farms, since freshwater fish are less likely to contain pollutants than are sea-dwelling fish? How do you figure "freshwater fish are less likely to contain pollutants than are sea-dwelling fish"? For starters, farmed fish swim around in their own excrement. In general wild fish are much more healthful than farmed fish.
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I scored 2000 points since joining AB about a year ago at age 65. Will I live long enough to become an illuminati? Either spend more time on AB or increase the frequency of your questions/answers.
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Is there at least one thing that President Obama has done right? What is it? 1) Started reforming healthcare (not nearly enough, but a start) 2) Got us out of Iraq 3) Saved the auto and finance industries (what he signed up for) 4) Supported the mission to get Ben Ladin 5) Gave us an optimistic blueprint for the future (1/24/12) This was done in three years, against unloyal opposition whose stated goal is defeating him rather than doing something positive. Pretty...
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Have you ever ordered more than one drink for yourself in the same order at a restaurant? Like a glass or water and a glass of ice tea?
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Why shouldn't each state take turns every four years when the preliminary candidates "get the nod"? - I'm not sure what you mean. Be the first to have a primary?
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Why do i find it unfair what other people think about me? Why do you care, much less keep score (large group/small group), what other people think about you? Isn't the important thing what you think about yourself.
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Wow! Obama IS a communist, isn't he? He's gonna nationalize the banks, and take over the oil companies.. You heard him, right?? I did. I strongly you get your hearing, and probably thought processes, tested.
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How do I start a small business in Atlanta? What kind of business could it be? What do I need? Let's see: 1) you don't know how to start a business 2) you don't know what kind of business would be viable 3) you don't know what you "need" (sounds kind of like item 1). Are you considering starting a business-if so why? Have you thought about getting a job?
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What's it called when two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transcient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that exited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part? Can you elaborate? I believe it's called a Republican primary.
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You cant always get______________? Possum to go out with you-but you can keep trying.
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Haha I cant believe someone would name you_____________? opps... im sorry ! Possum
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_________absolutely amazes me. Possum
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Would you sell five years of your life for ten million dollars? Make it 30 mil.
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The best thing in the world is to be _____ ? Possum
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You know your boring people when_______________? I open my mouth
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What would they call a movie about your life? would it be documentary style? or would there be a story-line and actors? "The Man who Would Not Be King" It would be a romatic, sports, action drama about how I liberated several countries while amassing a fortune in green energy and water and air purification. There would be a brief focus of my winning the Nobel Prize for discovering a unversal cancer cure then donating the proceeds to charity. Then a section on my winning the America's Cup is a boat (the...
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What's something you can do in a short time? Have sex
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How much does a bus tire cost? Front or rear?
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Are there any businessmen who are Democrats? If so, why, since all Democrats are Communists? For some time you've been an ineffective, insipid whiner. Have you now decided also to be an obnoxious dumbass?
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Atheists, when you have an ecstatic orgasm, so you scream out "Yes! Yes! Oh, God!" ? No. They say "Yes! Yes! Oh, I've examined all possible alternatives and determined that no diety exists rather than taking a more reasonable agnostic position!" It's a bit cumbersome, but with the right partner can result in some very protracted orgasms
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What do you NOT view as welcome news? Why? "You're going to be a father" Guess why ;-P
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Are you old enough to know better? yes, and young enough to frequently not care. see my profile.
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I feel like I ate way too much today. I checked my caloric intake, and I went about 14 calories over. Will I gain weight? it depends on your age, sex and metabolism. But based on averages, yes you will gain .004 lb, or .064 oz. Are you really that ignorant?
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Is a 38d cup too big for your hands? Too big for a single hand. But lots of things I like are. As Burger King used to say, "It takes too hands to handle a Whopper."
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Who is the most looked down on race in America? Who receives the most racism? WASP males over 50.
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FOX says Americans drink because of: the economy, militant Muslims & the state of marriage in the U.S. Agree/disagree? Why? Reminds me of an old joke originally told about WASPS and the Readers Digest. Altered for the times: Q-"How do you keep an ignorant, opinionated, bigotted right-wing wacko uninformed." A-"Turn of Fox News" Q-"How do you keep an ignorant, opinionated, bigotted right-wing wacko misinformed." A"Turn it back on"
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FOX says Americans drink because of: the economy, militant Muslims & the state of marriage in the U.S. Agree/disagree? Why? Who needs a reason?
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Do you wear slippers inside the house? when doing what?
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How long does it take a giraffe to throw up? Liquids or solids?
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excuse me do you have time to give me_____________? a hand job?
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I've got 99 ________ and a ________ ain't one. fatal flaws obsession with Answerbag
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Do you have trouble sleeping when on vacation? Depends on whom I'm sleeping with.
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I wasn’t surmised that ____________ what does "wasn't surmised" mean?
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what are some fun things to do on a rainy day Stay home, listen to music, have a drink or two, cook soup and make love. (not necessarily in that order)
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What's so attractive about _________________? Possums
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Do you think this picture of these two 13yo boys looks cute? No, do you?
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Is there a way i can get some help developing a GOOD storyline? Contact me via AB mail.
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What lighter is better to light a cigarette with, butane, Zippo's or normal lighters? Old fashioned "Real" Zippos with a wick. Work off liquid lighter fluid. (if you can find any of that). Looks like something out of a 40's movie.
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You're too late, ___ already _______ . She's watching the TV
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Have you ever had a date with someone you met online? of course
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Is It OK For A Teenage Girl To Undress In Front Of Her Dad? I think you should consider a week of therapy at a beach resort with Possum. ;-P
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Do you throw stale bread away,or feed it to the birds? My birds are so spoiled by the custom seed blend I give them that they won't eat bread. I throw it out but usually end up picking it up or mowing over it.
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What job profession do dislike the most? AB Staffer
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For $ 25,000 would you spend a weekend in an asylum for the "very insane" ? That pretty much describes my typical day. And only rarely to I make that much in two days.
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What defines"Horrific" to you? why? death by scorpion stings
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Everybody_____________at sometime or another dont you think? fornicates
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Did you just realize you not only wasted the whole day, but your whole life? Actually I did not "just realize" it. I've had a pretty good idea of it for some time. But it's been a pretty good run. Quit your whinning. What's your beef? Do you really think you could have been the next Ghandi, Lincoln, Salk, Gates or Jobs? Not bloody likely with your attitude.
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Hit them with_______________? the heavy artillary
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How do I defend myself? Against what?
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What is the most humane method of putting a terminally ill fish out of its misery. Not trying to be smart but are you talking a Great White Shark or a goldfish? If it's a small fish why not just grab it and cut off it's head? Over in five seconds.
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Tebow and the Broncos lost (45-10) and won't be advancing in the playoffs. Has God forsaken him? who cares?
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What is the strongest opinion you hold? "....in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to urselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution...." People tend to pick and choose the parts of the document they think supports their opinions. But this is why it was written.
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Mr. ________ is my friend. Winky
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Are sewer grates and manhole covers usually fastened or locked? Try removing one. If confronted by authorities, say you're looking for your cat.
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What do you know about Chuck Norris? More than I care to. I used to have a club where he frequently filmed or the cast ate during shooting.
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What is the difference between having tourettes and being constantly pissed off? as in so many other things in life-choice
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Can insanity be cured? Are you crazy?
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Can I drive your car? I don't know, can you? Are you asking, "May I drive your car?"?
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What's one thing that's 'not a big deal' to you? pop culture
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Should I be worried about him..? Let me guess. You're about 13, right? Nothing wrong with that. But the type talk you're describing is somewhat typical of some juvinile males.
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Under Arizona Revised Statute 13-1408, adultery is illegal. Would you send a cheater to jail or just leave them? I bet that in prison adultery would not be considered a "high status" crime.
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What do you think of Arizona's ban on ethnic studies which bans Mexican-American history, local authors, even Shakespeare? Given the way the folks in Arizona have been acting recently it doesn't surprise me.
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If your good friend's wife does private cams shows without his knowledge in his absence,would you inform him? why would I tattle?
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How can I make my car go faster? Faster than what? Seriously: 1. what kind of car is it? 2. why do you want it to go faster? 3. are you willing to spend some money on it?
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How would You FEEL about a family member dating someone of a different race? Wouldn't bother me. I date people of different races.
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I want to play under the covers with ________. Nice Jugs
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Not in the least. The first defination of practice is "habitual or customary performance". The defination of "repeated performance or systematic exercise for the purpose of acquiring skill or proficiency" is actually the third defination.
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Would Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have a Twitter account if he was alive today? I imagine he would-he was pretty media-savy.
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If a guy invites you into his house then rapes you. Is it your fault for going in? Rape is never the fault of the victim. But going into a stranger's house is not a very wise thing to do. And trying to sell while wearing a "short sun dress" is unprofessional.
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How good are you at using chopsticks? pretty good, except with soup
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio, ........................ bathrooms
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Line c of W4 Form, if I'm single what number do I put? Have you considered one? You're not very bright, are you?
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Help im addicted to AB! is there a cure for this addiction? do i need one? Sex with Possum
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when was the last time you were "hot and sweaty"? Today from working out. Team effort-Wed.
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sexually comfortable Sounds like he wanted to knock off a piece before he shipped out.
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When I think of Puerto Rico I think of _________(first thing that comes to mind)? the time I spend hiking the los yanquis rain forest. staying in sheds without electricity and sometime running water. next time i'll know not to go during hurricane season.
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So why don't you call me I did. But that man answered. Said that if I ever called back he was going to use me as a sock puppet. Sounded pretty big and upset. Bit off-putting. You mean he didn't give you the message?
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Why did you throw eggs at me? Those we're eggs.
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Why do women give me compliments saying i'm nice looking and a nice guy, but when i mention a start of a relationship, they don't want it? Probably your small penis
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How do you normally start your day? -police feline area -feed and water wild birds/animals -check e-mail -exercise for an 30-60 minutes, depending on day -glance and newspaper -eat light breakfast -check e-mail and phone -clean up & dress -go to work
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The minute She walked in____________________? the joint, I could tell she was a gal of distinction, a real big spender. Good looking, so refined. Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind? So let me get right to the point. I don't pop my cork for just any girl I see. Hey, big spender! Spend a little time with me.
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If you saw a beautiful woman about to get eaten by a bear you would______that bear sodomize
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Have you ever talked with someone's vagina to get things started? Get what started, my lawnmower?
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"Socialist" Obama wants to cut government and put pen to paper to do it. So whatcha think? I think that your question makes no sense.
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Do you know someone who needs "Anger management" classes? Shut the f**k up you idiot! Anger mangement's for wusses. What the hell kind of dumb-a**ed question is that? ;-)
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Are you armed and ready? Loaded assalt shotgun close at hand.
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Will you take a hold of yourself? That can be taken several ways
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Will you take a hold of yourself? That can be taken several ways
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I couldn't get it right. Could you? Yeah, but I've been having sex for a long time.
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Are you Broad-minded or Narrow-minded...? I'm very broadminded. Think about broads all the time.
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should i be ashamed of getting beaten up by a girl? She obviously knows more about fighting than you. That's nothing to be ashamed of, but is kind of said.
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If a pedophile serial killer murdered your child and you took revenge and killed the sicko, would the revengeful parent still get charged? Do you really think that people who kill for revenge get off?
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I cant help but like_______________? Possum
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whats happening to________________? my hand-a cat bit it Wed. night and it's swollen and sore. The cat showed up again at my house this morning and was limping. I wonder if someone bit it.
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Is your partner cheating? I hope so, I am.
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Would you like to be a twin? A hot twin sister to occasionally sleep with? ;-P
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Guys: if you bought a packet of condoms and found they were too long, would you cut the ends off? Did you know condoms have serial numbers on them?
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Female college grad born in '45 . Married at 38 for 15 yea. How many sex partners would you expect her to have had? ----
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would you have left it to beaver? I did leave it to him. He didn't do a damned thing with it. Irresponsible, laxy little brat. Never again.
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I just dont know what to do with_____________? all this c*m
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Isn't it strange that America is the only country that people are "terrorising"? You say terrorist, people think of America's enemies Are you really that myopic?
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What would you not want to see out your bedroom window? Glen Blaylock from AB
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Girls can you wear 6 inch heels for eight hours at work like me? Unless you're a pole dancer why do you wear six inch heels at work?
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Have you ever driven a go cart ? When was the last time to drove one? gasoline or electric
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Have you ever driven a go cart ? When was the last time to drove one? yes, have you?
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How annoyfull is when you blow off your chance to ask someone's number that attracted you, due to her family with her? Never happened to me. I'm shameless about asking for contact information. Or giving them a card so they can contact me.
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Where can i find myself? Have you looked in your pants?
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What do you think of people who suggest pills as a solution to every issue a person is having? Quit being so grouchy. Just take this pill and forget it.
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All that she wants is another _________ night with Possum
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The Sisterhood of the _________________ . Adorers of Possum
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There's a book called "______________ for Dummies" on my bookshelf. Sex
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What if Dick Cheney was one of us, a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home after he'd __________? slaughtered a couple of hundred thousand civilians
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A bad day is when ___________________. The woman you woke up with puts her bra on backwards-and it fits.
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List 5 songs you like to play on a juke box.? "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy"-5 times'
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Why did you pee in the _______? Punchbowl
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Why did you throw a corn dog at me? That wasn't a corn dog.
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I wouldn't use a __________, that's a women's gun. Super Soaker
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I've looked everywhere on the net, how much does oz. of vodka cost, I'm making a recipe but I don't want to buy a full bottle. I don't know of any place that sells it by the ounce. Your best bet is probably going to a liquor store and buying a miniture (airline) bottle or buying a shot at a bar and carrying it out in your mouth.
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Hey, wait a minute, where did my bacon go? That wasn't bacon
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Are you carrying around a lot of Answerbaggage? No, I checked it
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It feels good when she wraps her legs around me
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Why are AB members unintelligent? I think antiintelligent is a better description. Although obviously there are exceptions.
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My wife's sister saw a site where I was looking to be dommed she said I had to do as she said or she would tell her sister what do I do Sounds like you got what you wanted.
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Do you want to sharpen your management skills to move up? My management skills are perfect, you idiot. Now shut up and go back to work. I want to see nothing but assholes and elbows!
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If you could have chosen your own name at five years old, what would you be named now? Davie Crockett or Arthur Godfrey
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Remember when I got that restraining order against you? Naw, I was drunk.
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Is it ok that I don't know who Chuck Norris is..? Who IS Chuck Noris?
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does your special someone make you jealous of other people? or do they make other people jealous of you? I don't understand your question.
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Why are you hiding? Other than my past, present, and future?
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Do you like the word "walrus"? why should I
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[Cries!] OW! My finger hurts! Will you kiss my boo boo?! You're probably to remember the advertising campaign for Lucky Strike cigarettes. On the label the had "LSMFT". Played it on radio and TV-"Lucky Strike means fine tobacco." Or "Let's stop, my finger's tired" ;-P
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I'm looking for good places for dresses online for classnight and graduation for 8th grade.I already know Modcloth, Macys, and JCPenny. Fredericks of Hollywood http://www.fredericks.com
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Name some horrible, long term diseases that kill? Answerbag
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When was the last time you had beans on toast? Why would I ever do that?
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This just in: _____________________. self-made billionaire Possum awarded Nobel Prize in medicine for single-handedly discovering cure for cancer. Reached on his all-female crewed hand-made ship , the Double-D, in Australia, where he is trying to retain the America's Cup, he said he intends to give proceeds to charity.
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I have a __________ and I'm not afraid to use it! Wombat
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Should I take this job? If you have to ask, probably not.
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You have benn told to quit___________. Now I have to clean up this mess! fornicating
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Is Taboo a pretty name for a girl or a boy? Taboo would be a terrible name for either.
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Gutter politics here we come. Newt Gingrich is angry. He's gonna really show us what he's made of now. What is he made of exactly? I don't know what he's made of. But he looks like a chipmonk.
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Can you name something you can't control? My desire for you
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Why cats & dogs play with balls Why do humans play with balls.
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What would you say to a woman who puts on her personals ad "Meatlovers pizza-eaters need not apply?" That she has strong feelings about food/nurition.
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Oprah asks you to be a guest on her show, you will be paid one million dollars but the catch is: Certainly, why not?
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Is it true that you need money to make money? Depends on how much money. If you need some living/special purpose money fast there are plenty of ways to do it without having a bankroll.
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If on 9/11 there was a part of each bldgs steel that first gave out, why would the 3 bldgs not lean and fall in those respective directions? Are you asking me to support some wacko conspiracy theory? Exactly what are you implying?
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What kind of music do you usually have here? Here, as on AB?
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i love you! why dont you love me?? It's not you. It's me. With my solar system bias I just don't think that someone from such a backwater and I could ever make it work.
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Are there certain phrases that folks utter, that slightly bother or irritate you when you hear them, because they make no sense at all? My ex-wife used to drive me crazy by injecting "Still and all" into her statements. WTF does that phrase mean? Has it ever occurred to you that, since she's your ex-wife, you might benefit from turning loose of the past an moving on with your life?
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Can I go to the bathroom? Sure, you just can't leave your chair.
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I hope i die before _________________ I get terminally and chronically ill.
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Fill in the Blank: I will NOT sleep with ____________? A woman who has less money or more problems than I have.
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Is it always necessary to be so mean? Do we get pleasure out of tearing into someone who is already down? Bite me, whiner.. Seriously, I see no need for rudeness or piling on. Hope you get into the New Year ok. Big hug and smooch.
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Who were the members of the group "cream"? Do you mean where are they now?
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Will you make a toast for Our Courageous and Special Soldiers who fought for us in the Iraq war tonight when you ring in the New year? No. I respect and sppreciate the sacrificae they made. I applaude their willingness to follow orders. But toasting them is like toasting the navigator on the Titanic.
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Do you have all of your affairs in order? No, I'm dating 7 women in three states and things are a mess.
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_________ is washed up, but has yet to acknowledge it. Newt
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If you were accused of murder but were innocent, and you run: if you're found innocent, have you committed a crime by running? Laws differ with jursidictions but generally you could be changed with flight to avoid prosecution. However, the likelyhood of charges being pressed when the person was innocent are small. Question: if you were innocent, why not stay and prove it?
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Candy canes,stings of popcorn or fruit cake. Which if any will you give to the birds or toss outside for the animals after New years day? I leave out catfood and high quality bird seed year around. What the hell would birds or animals do with a candy cane or a fruit cake?
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Is Andy Dick really Andy Dick's real name? Why do you care? Are you so juvenile that that fact that the last name is a slang vulgarism fascinates you? Look in any big city phone book and see how many Dicks there are, peckerhead.
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Normally you pay full price,sale price or other? If I can't steal it I'll probably pay full price. I don't enjoy shopping.
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What is the world's BEST breakup song? I'd have to say my opinion is "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You" by Colin Hay. "Yank my doodle, it's a dandy"
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We need a theme song for 2012. What's your choice? "Yank my doodle, it's a dandy"
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Id like half a pound of _____________please? $1,000,000 treasury bills Absent that, uncut heroin, packaged for retail distribution,
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Am I wearing my pants too low? I'd like to pull them up and firmly attach them with a stapler. While we're taking about jerk-offs, why did you post this in the botony section.
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my ______ is better than your ______ love making ability to receive it
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What do mothers make you do when you are sick? Push ups, jumpting jacks and telephone pole presses. Oh, and drink vinegar.
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Are you done with the bathroom? Yes. But what I did to the toilet wasn't very Christian.
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Will you be as drunk as a skunk on newyears eve? I imagine that at least several skunks will be drunker than I.
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Do you have nice skin? On a scale of 1-10 (10= great skin) ? I've been told I have good skin. For an old guy that's quite a compliment. The best part is, I have enough of it to cover my body. I probably use more skin care products than most women ;-P
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For those who want (more) biological children someday, what physical feature(s) of yours do you (secretly) wish he/she/they would inherit? I don't have kids that I know of and am kind of past the point there that's an issue (although not a possibility). But, if I were to spawn, I would hope that a male child would have my looks, my brain, my penis size and my humility.
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Who is the Republican frontrunner in Iowa? Who cares?
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where do u want to kiss or get kissed the most? I like (in no particular order) to kiss: lips, neck, breasts and stomach. I like to have my ass kissed.
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Ladies.. What is one thing you can't stand that guys do? I'm not amongst the ladies, but I view the behavior you describe as rude and counterproductive. When I'm with a woman, or even with another man, I try to make them feel as if they are the only person in the world. It's not pretenting-if I'm with someone through choice they have my undevided attention.
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I become very sad/unhappy when _________________? I go very long without sunshine or sex
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How much do you spend for a haircut or style? I just go to a place that's part of a chain, for $13 + tip. Nor do I. The world is full of things that I care more about than your hair. ;-)
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Am I ugly? Not to another duck
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Did you ever see a guy that was just so cute that you just had to talk to him right there? Talk to him or want to sleep with him?
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Why is the US Constitution seem to be regarded almost as a sacred text by US citizens? Should it not be questioned? It's the rules. What do you have? It is questioned. It's be ammened a number of times. That's not hard to find out so your ignorance is not understandable.
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What's in YOUR wallet (besides the obvious cash and credit cards)? Drivers license CPA license Private Investigators license. Concealed Handgun license Insurance Card AAA Card Business Cards
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Does all casinos have free drinks? Not all casinos and not for all guests.
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Are you ready to go gambling? Nope. Been doing it for a couple of days (Shreveport/Bossier City, Louisiana). Time to beat feet.
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Christimas is over. Why are there so many people at the mall? Sales started today. People are off work and out of school Returns are expect to run about 10% of post Thanksgiving sales.
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Why did the left swallow the Communist press hook line and sinker during the Cold War,but didn't trust the free press in the West. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Why does pop win over metal? Because it's not as one-dimensionally sucky.
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Are you a patient person? What the hell kind of good-off are you. Don't you have anything better to do than ask such stupid questions? Now leave me alone, you idiot, I have better things to do than screw around with the likes of you. ;-)
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I am happy to report that _______. I shacked-up over the week-end.
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I'm a teen and my generation will destroy culture? Agreed? Depends,do you know your head from your ass? If you answer "yes", please give a couple of examples of how you're not just another know-nothing, indolent, disrepectful, drugged-out slacker.
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Are you your type? Certainly. I'm always trying to get in my pants.
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Do you have any scars? What happened? Yes, but nothing really noticable. Pyscological scars are another issue entirely ;-)
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What is your favourite breed of dog? The kind I take home late at night.
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I am happy to report that _______. I shacked up all week-end
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Would you sleep with yourself if you weren't you? Almost certainly. And I'd probably start out treating me really well. Then I'd probably force myself to perform/submit to disgusting and degrading acts. Then I'd cheat on me before I dumped me, leaving me a used, broken, and bitter shell of my former self.
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Would you sleep with yourself if you weren't you? Probably
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If you were an elment on the periodic table, which one would you be? Possumnium it was just discovered.
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if i guy i was dating puts our pics in his facebook, does it mean hes in love with me? Has it every occurred to you that maybe he's a d**k?
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What is missing in childrens education, ages 6 to 12? Being taught to give their lifetime adoration and financial support to Possum.
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I DROPPED MY IPHONE4 IN THE TOLIET!WHAT SHOULD I DO!Ithink ishould just stop having phone cuz i suck at taking care of them.dont you agree? I you have trouble being responsible with it you might grow up and take care of it properly.
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My lover just referenced an unspeakable moment from 34 years ago & I feel distress. I never bring these things up. What should I do? I know questions constrain you by space to a certain extent. But your profile says nothing about you either. Without getting vouristic you really haven't given us much with which to work. Sorry.
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Im back!!!! anyone miss me!?!:D Oh, so you've been gone?
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What's the name of the last bird you heard chirping or squawking? Orville
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Does your wife date other men? I wish she would ;-P
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Merry Christmas everybody!!! And a Merry Christmas to you. Did you have a good one?
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Which is more affectionate & playful as a pet, a cat or a rabbit, why? I would think that a cat could be more affectioate and playful but a rabbit would be better in stew.
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Can i travel (on holiday) to the USA?? It depends on a number of factors. I suggest you contact the nearest U.S. Counsulate or Embassy.
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Are you ready to listen? To whom?
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I'm Thirsty. Can I drink your blood? Today? The alcohol content will probably be to high.
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Can I be your housekeeper? Do you expect to get paid or are you willing to be a slave?
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A woman cheats on her husband with his close friend, but feels no guilt or remorse. Is that okay? Business trip sex, especially conventions and conferences, doesn't count.
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Who would like to wish everyone a Merry ____________ and a Happy ______ _____________ ?! detox tour of duty in Afganistan
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what do you like in a girl??? Mutual affection is a good start.
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Were the German people themselves at least partially to blame for the Holocaust? If they weren't, who was?
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What would you do if the person you were interviewing for a job listed "ethnic cleansing" as their favorite hobby on their résumé? Ask what detergent they used.
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What would you say is/was "Worth every penny" ? My Rolex watch (bought in 1966), my 2001 Chevy Blazer (given to me), my University of California, my wool Aquiscutum double-breasted blazer, some diamonds I bought in 1971. I'm sure there're other things but those come immediately to mind.
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I dont know why I am SOOOOOOOO_______________in the morning? hard
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You don't believe me?! Because I know those guys; and they talk.
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Who else is ready for this stupid holiday to be overwith? To which holiday are you referring?
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Would you want some ice cream? Depends on what I get to do with it.
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Men: how much do you think a womans bra costs? Depends. A good French one in a standard size could easilly run about $150. Or you could buy one at Walgreens for about $8.
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What is your main interest in life? World peace, universal education, health/food for all, economic and social justice. Oh yeah, and pu**y.
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what would you do if you are back to 15yearsago? Do I know what I know now?
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step brother liking step sister There are 6.8 billion people on the face of the earth. Approximatgely half of them are women. "Liking" step-sister doesn't show much imagination or enterprise.
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What is your ringtone? It varies with the person. Some lady friends get "Honkey Tonk Woman". Others get "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy: My mother gets an aggrevatging screeching noise. Unknown callers get dogs barking.
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What's your vice? I'm too giving and understanding.
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Are you playing Monopoly? yes, with real property
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I remember a time that I was soooooo broke that I__________________? sold blood
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I remember a time that I was soooooo broke that I__________________? had the power cut off on the house I was locked out of.
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Do you like Wednesday? No. It the peasant of the days.
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What do you want for Christmas this year sonny boy? A girlfried who has a seat on the New York Stock Exchange and a liquor store and a PhD in Oriental Love Techniques and a DD chest. $ 700,000,000 in Treasury Bills. Oh yeah, and a horsey.
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Describe your hair in one word. clean
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Write me a short story? ...anything. certainly, what subject and how long?
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Please dont give me__________________ I have enough already! Any for of "it"
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Oops! Did I hit your nose?! That wasn't my nose.
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Am I a terrible person? See description Yes. You are the spawn of Satan. Kill your husband, mother and baby. Then kill yourself. That's the only way to stop the madness and acheive salvation for all concerned. Merry Christmas.
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Does pressure speed you up or slow you down? It tends to increase focus, allowing me for effectively proceed faster. Obviously it doesn't work for extended periods.
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Do you try to improve your memory? Huh? What was the question?
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I got a hair follicle drug test in about a month. Will I pass? Why didn't you do some homework before doing all the shaving? Oh, it's because you're a disorganized stoner. Good luck.
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Id like to wake up on christmas morning and find__________________? A smiling woman with her stocking stuffed.
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Do you have a skateboard? No, but I did in 1965 ;-P
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Is it wrong for me to have my 10-17 yr old girl to wear a buttplug all day and when she's home have her wear nothing but a bp with a tail? If you invite me for dinner I'll bring the wine.
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______ is a warning sign. death
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Are you a gay republican? Newt doesn't want your vote. No matter your orientation, what do you think of Newt's position? You have to give him credit for having a fertile mind (while rememebering that fertile can also be full of s**t). There's an old joke from when Newt was Speaker of the House: The Republican National Commitee has a big room full of file cabinets. They are full of Newt's ideas. His good ideas are in a single manila folder.
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I am happy to report that _______. all Republican captives were executed.
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How can I get a threesome? i want to be with 2 girls at once. What would you do with them?
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Obama versus Trump in The 2012 Presidential Election. Who would you vote for? I wouldn't vote for Trump if he were running for dogcatcher and don't understand why anyone else would.
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Is 24 too old to start college? Will it be awkward because everyone will be young? Years, maybe decades ago I read a "Dear Abby" where a similar question was asked. The writer said that they were considering resuming college at age 55, which would have made them about 60 at time on anticipated graduation. The writer didn't know how it would feel to graduate at 60. Abby wrote, "How would it feel to be 60 and not graduate?"
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What do you get in trouble for the most? The nature of my trouble changes. The reasons for it are almost always women and booze-usually both.
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Who do you really want to punch in the neck, kick in the crotch and push down a flight of stairs onto a large cactus? Reminds me of the observation that some people are like slinkeys. kind of useless but occasionally fun to throw down the stairs.
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What is something you are too weak to resist? temptation
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If you owned a cremation business what would you name it? Urn while you burn
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Can it be construed as Small Talk if I don't use any Capitals....hehe depends. will you let me dot your eyes? how about crossing your t's?
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Men what are you more likely to buy on the spot? condoms and lube no thinking necessary-if you need them, you need them
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If I go to Coventry ...Will you still talk to me.....Hehe Depends, did it stick?
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With whom would you prefer not to spend the holidays? Anyone who won't put out
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What sound most reminds you of something in your childhood? Can't limit it to one (in no order): birds frogs and bugs music drifting in from the Louisiana street non-gasoline push lawnmowers bells from the church down the way the "Mr. Clean Commercial" ice cream trucks Fortunately, even though I live in a big city, I still get plenty of all but Mr. Clean.
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If Violence is wrong...Why is it acceptable To Hit "Jack Pot"....Hehe You misunderstood. I belive it's acceptable to "take a hit off Jack's pot"
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It's beginning to look a lot like _________! hemroids
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Are managers or supervisors in retail stores allowed to talk disrespectful to their employees? It's not a good technique but what "stupidvisors" can get away with is company policy. I've been fortunate to have graduate level education in organizational behavior and to have worked for and been trained by several pretty enlightened companies. Most supervisors at the retail level don't have the disposition, background, or training to be in charge of people. They just work their way up the...
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What would you say only once? So, big man, go ahead and shoot me.
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I have one hand on ____________________ and the other hand is __________________. Reminds me of President Harry Truman saying that he wanted a one-armed economist. So the economist couldn't tell Truman, "On the other hand."'
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Jobs a useless human can do. Name one? tin can collector organ donor paper weight bayonet bag street paper salesperson blood doner day laborer Mr. B-you've been whining for too long. I've given you some realistic advice about getting back on your feet. Dust yourself off and get about the business of living. If not for yourself, for the rest of us.
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Do you believe in earthquakes? What's to beleive in? They exist. Stupid question.
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Are you going to give someone a headache today? Why would I choose to do that?
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Some tips in the overall scheme? Since your profile says you're male-rules every man should know: 1) Never eat at a place called "Mom's" 2) Never play cards with a man named "Doc" 3) Never go to bed with a woman who has more problems or less money than you. Oh, yeah-buy low, sell high.
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"Can I just die right now?" Have you ever felt this way? If so, why? Naw, why would I ?
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Exactly how short is too short for high school/college cheerleaders skirts? Why should they even be clothed?
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If your car only requires an oil change ever 5K miles, but you change the oil ever 3K; any harm done? It's not going to hurt anything. The only danger is that sometimes the mechanic gets the plug and or filter put in incorrectly. Just keep an eye on the pressure gauge or idiot light and check your oil each time you fill up.
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what is santa getting you for christmas? The way things have been going, probably crabs.
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What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's? Sodium, salt, a stupid clown and tacky, eyesore properties.
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What is the worst thing you have discovered inside your refrigerator? severed head
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What are you drinking right now? cheap (but decent) gin and diet swepp's tonic with squeeze of lime juice and lots of sliced clemtine oranges
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What's a good reason to turn down free food? Like from people on the street? I don't understand how the situation could arise.
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Why are women mroe afraid to cheat on their boyfreinds/husbands than men are to cheat on their girlfriends/wives? Why do you think it's fear? Have you considered that it might be a matter of culture or even (gasp) character?
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Do you put up or shut up? Naw, I just keep picking and nagging until someone throws a punch. Then, I stick a knife in them and walk a circle around 'em.
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If you could date or marry or have sex with anyone in the world who would it be and why? They would probably be three different people.
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When you hear the name Elizabeth Taylor what do you think? My aunt, who looks very much like her
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how do you counter the argument "because i said so" ? "and I say not so"
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Why does every loser who applies for a job that requires a drug test end up on Answerbag? Uh, CIA requires drug test. Loosers?
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What needs to be made available in pocket size? Wolverines
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Have you ever eaten a meal in a soup kitchen? Were you a customer or volunteer? I've cooked meals for "soup kitchens". Actually it was Salvation Army and we had more that soup. My personal daily best was preparing mashed potatoes (from scratch-25 pound bags-not powdered or frozen) and meat loaf for 240 people. If I make it, I'm usually not in the mood for it at the end of the day.
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Should we send prisoners on death row to fight in the war? What are you doing to do to make it worth their while?
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What instrument do you like to play? Sex organ
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The "Donald" cancelled his "debate". Are you disappointed? Of course I'm not disappointed. "The Donald" is a peasant.
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You can consider yourself a privileged man if you have a good wife-Agree or disagree? I am privilageed to have a good wife-although I'm not married to her.
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What is your sign of a good meal? Someone else buying
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What is something that you should not give as a gift to a newborn baby? straight razor
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Does the United States have a superior military power to all the countries it's fought against or is this just propaganda? How do you define superior military power. We certainly have the great technological, logistical and to a certain extent personnel cacapacity. But in terms of will, strategy and tactics we may be lacking a bit. Our current situation is a perfect example.
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I ate ________________ for breakfsat this morning pu**y
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If you gave away a kiss, what would you want to have in return...? wild sex?
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How do I confront my boyfriend about him talking to another girl? You sound pretty immature, at various levels.
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Will I get in trouble for stealing someone else's virginity? Do you mean robbing it?
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"I have not observed men's honesty to increase with their riches." Agree/disagree? Why? Why would anyone expect there to be a logical or empiric correlation between wealth and integrety?
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Have you switched to the new look? What's "the new look?"
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Ron Paul & Michele Bachmann are attacking Newt. Will their supporters line up behind Newt or Mitt in the end? Barack, Newt, Mitt. What the hell happend to presidents named George, John and Thomas?
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What are you wearing tomorrow? A multi-colored check cotton long-sleeved button-down collar shirt over a navy blue t-shirt. Dark blue zipper jacket (with collar). Light brown chinos, solid brown wool socks and polished brown slip ons. A dark brown alligator belt, brown Montblanc pen and a vintage Rolex.
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What is tiffany mount or setting? The stone being held in place with prongs.
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Do you talk to birds? Yes, I call in several species for feeding and observation.
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Is the US Declaration of Independence illegal? Of course it was illegal. The Brits took the colonies by force of arms and the colonies threw the Brits out the same way. Legality had nothing to do with it. That's how it works. As Napoleon supposedly said, "Right goes to the side with the largest cannons."
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who would win: a unicorn or a penguin? Isn't a unicorn just a pony with a strap-on?
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What do you rub on your skin? Depends on the part of my skin.
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I'm done doing your job. Will you give me the money? You're not done. The reactor still doesn't work.
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i ate 5 large Mcdonalds Fries. should i not of done that? 5 fries or 5 orders of fries?
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Girls, have you ever punched a guy in the face before? Today I did and it felt great because he deserved it. Exactly what did he do that you thought "deserved" physical violence? And, by the way, if you've never punched before I doubt if it was very effective.
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What is tea used for? promoting the fall of the British Empire
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Do you talk to babies? Not when I can avoid it.
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How quick are Unicorn's at coughing up when they loose a bet... Isn't a unicorn just a pony with a strap-on?
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How many picture frames do you have around the house? With or without pictures in them?
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Do you use a "bacon press" when you fry bacon? Why would I?
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Do you like honey? What do eat your honey on? Depends on what I'm using it for.
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I'm 15 yrs old and want to have a baby. I will not act on this for the obvious reasons, but why do I want this? Please help me! How's your life?
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Can I get pregnant while using a tampon? Depends on what you're using it for.
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Are you created in the 'image' of God? I know that's what it says, but I hope not.
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Chocolate or vanilla? Or both? Neither. I generally don't do sweets.
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What coin or denonination of bill should Obama be on? Why should he be on any? Without making any value judgements, a small percentage of the presidents have gotten there. Much less stayed. And people other than presidents have made it.
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Did God create women to be inferior to men? When God created woman, she had not two breast but three. It didn't seem to be quite right so he performed a little surgery. Woman looked at the maker. With the third breast in her hand. Asked, "What to do with this useless boob?" So God created man.
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Would you use an app for your smart phone that lets you monitor your congressional representatives votes? How boring
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What one thing keeps you from wishing you don't wake up each morning? pu**y
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Trump says he may cancel his debate after Michele Bachmann decides to pass. Will you watch a Gingrich & Santorum only debate? Only if "Gong Show" reruns aren't on
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Will a man ever ever understand the "depth" of a woman? I've hit bottom before
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Would You Rather Have A Million Dollars or a Penny to be happy? I don't understand the question.
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Who is your favorite Canadian? Crown Royal
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Who owns the Earth? Supposedly the meek will inherit the earth. But I bet the rich keep the mineral rights.
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FOX talking heads shocked to see poll shows FOX viewers think President Obama will be reelected. Are you shocked too? Why? Why whould I be shocked? I know the fact. The fact is that every president who got re-elected starting with Harry Truman at some point had lower approval ratings than Obama. My opinion: given the situation he was handed, including the "surprise" economic meltdown, and the obstructive (as opposed to loyal) opposition he's faced, he's done a good job. Apparently FOX viewers share both the fact...
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Is it funny to pull a whoopie cushion pranks on your teachers? I'll answer your question with three questions: 1) Why is being disrespectful to a teacher ever funny? 2) Why is it funny to attempt to embarass anyone? 3) If you feel compelled to do such a thing, can't you be more immaginative?
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Does a gimp suit count as formal attire? Share your answer...
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Cheese on toast or Beans on toast? Or Something else? 1 pound ground pork, beef, or 50/50 mix 1/4 cupAll-purpose flour 1/2 cupmilk 1 teaspoonPoultry seasoning salt and pepper; to taste 3 tablespoonsOnions; chopped 1 dashWorcestershire Sauce serve on toast
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Do you read books or magazines during the flight? yes
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Do you have a karaoke system at home? Why would I want to?
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Do you sleep on the floor? Why would I?
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If you win the lottery, where will you live? But I'd need a jet and a chopper
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I am going to have a 1.0 gpa this semester I feel really stupid and feel like I should just drop out and kill myself Why do you have a 1.0 GPA?
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Does a gimp suit count as formal attire? what a gimp suit?
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Whether or not to ask a guy out when I'm going on a 2 week vacation in 1.5 weeeks?I kind of feel it may be nice to express my feelings soon Do you intend to do any hosing on the vacation?
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Why do they say Mark Henry is the world's strongest man when he only won a silver medal in weightlifting? Who's Mark Henry, who says he's the strongest man, and how do you define strenght? Lame question.
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WHat is something easier said than done? splitting an atom
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I want to be a quantum mechanic. Is there a school for that? CalTech
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How tall are you? Are you happy with your height? 5'11" I wouldn't mind being a little taller, but not much.
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When did you get your first computer? What year if you can remember? This will certainly date me. But, I learned how to use mainframes in 1968. I actually owned a computer in 1978. You probably weren't born then ;-)
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What is the largest single object that you own? My ego
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Did you know that 9/11 was an inside job? Yeah, right.
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Could I be a child(and now adult) prodigy? I did very well in high school general chemistry & college too. Let me guess
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Could I be a child(and now adult) prodigy? I did very well in high school general chemistry & college too. I'd say you're a delusional, self-centered egocentric doffus. So you didn't well in some (apparently not all) chemestry class. Has it ever occurred that someone had to have "one of the highest grades", A prodigy wouldn't have asked such a question. Go away.
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I'll never forget my first ____________. car sexual encounter house (owned) trip to California Parachute jump arrest (not necessarilly in that order)
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In what situations are you a fast learner? In what situations are you a slow learner? Generally a function of my degree of interest in the subject matter. And since I'm interested in just about anything but gossip, I'm typically a fast learner.
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What do you do to pass the time when you have insomnia? In situations where I'm fortunate enough to have a companion of the female persuasion, sex. If I'm not in that situation, I read. TV and computer just awakens me. I've also found that a combination of Melatonin and dramamine (original, not non-drousy) helps put me to sleep and gets my sleep cycle back in sync.
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Does the Grim Reaper have a cheerful twin? No, a dirty twin, The Grime Reaper
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Chicken ______________ s**t or chicken salad?
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Did Obama pay all those chicks to accuse Cain of all that stuff? Why would he do that? I hope you're not serious.
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if you get a speeding ticket in PA, do they send anything in the mail regarding that you got pulled over? You have a ticket in your hand, right? What else do you want? Or are you worried about your parents/spouse?
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Am I video taping good? dog s**t
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Will you be mad if I video taping you? If u du, I be killin u.
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What do you think about snobs? Damned little
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What is the nature of your work? pimp
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Can I have my job back? No-it's gone. Get another one.
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Will you come to my nephew's birthday party? Is there going to be booze, weed and women?
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Do you think I can make it as a pro football/soccer player? What you didn't seem to address is whether you're any good. Why not ask a coach? Do you even have one?
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Is there anyone else here, who almost cannot recall what they have stated in answer to questions, as though they have been "inspired"? huh?
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eeeeew, jell-o is made out of meat stuff???????? Where do you think horses hoofs go?
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i asked a girl out at my school, and now she hates me! does anyone know why? Quit perving on her, creep.
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What is a good comeback when guys say "make me a sandwich"? "You're an ass**le. Not even God could make you into a sandwich"
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Drunk cop kills biker, DUI charges dropped because fellow officers didn't take sample lab tech did. What do you think of this? There are plenty of bikers. But who the hell would want to be a cop?
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Have You Ever Felt Like You Were Possessed? felt like?
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Since the color of someones skin shouldnt be an issue - does it really matter if Jesus was black, white, brown or yellow? I agree, No one could hang around in the desert for 33 years without a hat and still be white.
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We should go to the______________? Four Seasons Hotel in Carmelo, Uraguay. The strip of land across the Rio de la Plata is Argentina.
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You and I could__________________? make sweet music together
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Did you enjoy yourself this weekend with fun, study, work or relaxation? I went to the Gulf Coast where I stayed at a friend's beach house. Back in Dallas this week end. Cold and rainy. Will probably work some but have a lady friend spending at least one night.
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Do you want to play some miniature golf? Is there anything Freudian about your wanting to hit balls with a stick?
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Do you have a middle name? No. And my first name is my mother's maiden name. Although my first name is somewhat common now it wasn't when I was younger.
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Are you going my way? Do you need a lift? It's been a long walk so I certainly could use a lift. But are you going to be able to keep your balance with me sitting on the handlebars?
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Who's gonna fill your shoes? Yes, I wonder, Who's gonna fill your shoes at AB? Why do my shoes need to be filled? Do you know something I don't?
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Purse with a plastic shape of a gun a "federal offense" according the the TSA. Does this make sense to you? Sure, anything looking like a gun doesn't belong in an airport. But "Federal Offense" is not necessarilly. They have catagories or crimes, felony and misdimeanor, just like state courts.
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What is something that you would not put in a casserole? beavers
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The visit was nice until I found _______. the bra under Possum's bed.
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I would like to start my own online talk radio show (no music) but can't seem to find websites that do this. Why do you think anyone would care about what you have to say?
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What’s your favorite gambling game? craps (formerly known as hazard)
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On this day 1955, Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back of the bus. Are we a more or less racially divided country now or then? Having lived most of my life (to date) in the U.S. South, I'd say it's better. But for every gain there's been a corresponding loss. Net better, but I knew more blacks 50-30-15 years ago than I do now.
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Have you ever eaten a cockmeat sandwich? A number of years ago my mother, now 88, was in Jamaca. "cow cod soup" was on the menu. After her numerous requests for an explanation, to which the waiter repeatedly tried to demure, he briefly explained, "It's the dick, Mon"
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In my mind she's still a _______, that's all I'm going to say. virgin
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Democrat run senate hasn't offered a budget for over 1000 days, yet, it's the republicans fault. Do you buy that? Responsibility for fiscal matters lies with the House. It's in that Constitution thingy. Your point is?
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What is your preferred mode of travel? teleporter
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Is 2+2 really 4? Old accountant's joke. You're hiring a bookkeeper. Ask what 2+2 is. One says 22. One says 4. One says, "whatever you want it to be" Which one do you hire? The one with the big tits.
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Have you ever lived out one of your fantasies, and if you did was it as good as your fantasy? A number of times.
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Will silver soar in 2012? Gold has gone out of sight, and many think, it's time for silver to soar! Your thoughts?! So, you feel that the historical ratio of gold to silver prices is out-of-balance?
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do you take notes in your bible? i do:D I don't because my Bible is a collector's item. It's signed by the author.
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What is the title of any book you like so much that you've read it at least twice? A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Winds of War War and Rememberance Red Lobster, White Trash and The Blue Lagoon Immediately come to mind.
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I'm looking for a good ______________________________. Years ago I had a small Texas town as a client. It's sole claim to fame is that it's the site of the ranch that was Southfork in the TV series Dallas. They had a municipal fair. I sent a noticably gay staffer and his companion out to show the colors. There was a drop-dead blonde (I knew her-councilman's daughter) walking around in a tight t-shirt. Emblazoned across the chest "I'm looking for...
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I'm going now to cook some breakfast. Will you wait for me? Would you like for me to make Bloody Marys while you cook?
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December is the month to _______. havd sex indoors
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Are Christians voting Tim Tebow for the Pro-Bowl just cause he is a member of the God Squad? Boy, two issues about which I don't give a damn. You've outdone yourself this time.
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What first thing comes into your mind when you wake up in the morning? What to do about the boner I frequently have.
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So, how tough is your neighborhood? So tough the "keep quiet" sign in the library says, "Shut the F**k Up"
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Who can finish this.."Soylent Green is ________"! Spongebob Squarepants
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Who can finish this.."Soylent Green is ________"! people
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how do i get a new job if i have been banned for life Care to elaborate?
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Skype, VOIP, Facebook, Twitter, or ignore people? Just because I don't care to monitor people's every move doesn't mean I'm ignoring them. Where does the time coming from that people spend on such endeavors?
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Will you vote for Obama in 2012? Yes. And he will win the election handilly.
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Americans spend $19.3 million per hour for war. Is that how you want your tax dollars spent? Sure, why not. Who needs food, education and healthcare?
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When Girls dance and raise their arms above thier heads they look amazing/stunning.When guys do the same,it look Naff.Agree or dsagree.? I agree. I love it when a female bed-mate puts her hands behind her head or raises her arms over her head. Makes her breasts and torso look great. Women's bodies are beautiful. Men's are practical.
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Why didn't you come when I called? You know it turns me on when you call me that. I came, couldn't you feel it?
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What does it mean when a girl says she doesn't want you to like her more than a friend, but instead only as a friend? Means you're not going to get any.
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Oh my.....Did you see that!!? Geez, what a mess. Bet he can't do it again!
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Why did he do that? Because their chemestry was great from the start.
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