Answerbag: joebud's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/216819 New Answerbag answers from joebud Tue, 29 May 2012 12:14:03 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 12:14:03 -0700 Answer to Married users: Do you still check out the hotties? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792235 Married users: Do you still check out the hotties?<br /><br />I'm married (20 years)..... Not dead. A big YES - I still check out the hotties. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:51:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792235 Answer to Is it normal to masturbate every night before going to sleep?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792190 Is it normal to masturbate every night before going to sleep??<br /><br />You're going to hell..... Your dick will fall off..... you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms.... Just kidding..... Don't sweat it. Great way to relieve stress and go to sleep. No one ever caught an STD from cranking it to porn. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:41:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792190 Answer to When riding an elevator would you rather lean against the wall, stand in the center, or stand in the front? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792174 When riding an elevator would you rather lean against the wall, stand in the center, or stand in the front?<br /><br />back left. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:38:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792174 Answer to Am I left handed right handed or ambidextrous? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792169 Am I left handed right handed or ambidextrous?<br /><br />I write and throw with my left hand. beyond that.... its a toss-up. Guitar - Right, fire a rifle - Right, golf - Left, fork/spoon - left, finger food - right. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:37:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792169 Answer to Do you let your breath mints dissolve, or do you end up chewing them? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792157 Do you let your breath mints dissolve, or do you end up chewing them?<br /><br />I try to let them dissolve.... but the temptation to chew them up takes over. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:34:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792157 Answer to What have you felt the need to unlearn? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792155 What have you felt the need to unlearn? Why?<br /><br />dogmas taught by evangelical christians during childhood. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:33:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11792155 Answer to Was the whole "ladies first" thing created by a man just so he could check out their a** ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11581148 Was the whole "ladies first" thing created by a man just so he could check out their a** ?<br /><br />You got it. (Ha) It's worked for me since I was 12. Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:38:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11581148 Answer to Men:What attracts you the most about women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11581144 Men:What attracts you the most about women?<br /><br />ability to laugh (not too serious).... and really big natural breasts. ;) Sun, 11 Dec 2011 17:36:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11581144 Answer to I am a bigger girl not discusting big but bigger and I don't understand why men think it is attractive for women to be like sticks? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11569209 I am a bigger girl not discusting big but bigger and I don't understand why men think it is attractive for women to be like sticks?<br /><br />I LOVE big women.... very sexy. Skinny women do nothing for me. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:22:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11569209 Answer to What is the last time you broke one of the Ten Commandments? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759675 What is the last time you broke one of the Ten Commandments?<br /><br />Let's see.... My next door neighbor's wife is super hot. I'm thinking of her naked right now. He has a nice car also.... (I guess just now) Wed, 25 May 2011 15:22:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759675 Answer to Has Noah's ark been really found and confirmes to bible's accuracy ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759660 Has Noah's ark been really found and confirmes to bible's accuracy ?<br /><br />No. Wed, 25 May 2011 15:18:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759660 Answer to What denomination does apologetic's prove to be the one true denomination? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759639 What denomination does apologetic's prove to be the one true denomination?<br /><br />Each denomination/group has its own apologetic(s). It simply means a defense. Usually taking specific passages and interpreting them in a way that supports your version of the "truth". Apologies usually are only meaningful to those who want to believe in the first place. Start with a... Wed, 25 May 2011 15:13:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759639 Answer to Serious answers only, please... if you're going to treat me like an idiot, stay away from this question. About Harold Camping and rapture. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759614 Serious answers only, please... if you're going to treat me like an idiot, stay away from this question. About Harold Camping and rapture.<br /><br />I agree with one of the other answers. Yes, this is brainwashing. You have been conditioned to adhere to a certain belief system (and to do so without question). This is true of most religious groups. Some are more extreme than others. I would seek professional help (outside the church).... Wed, 25 May 2011 15:03:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10759614 Answer to does anyone have an idea for me to get rid of that smidge of doubt on my salvation? What if GOD is trying to tell me something? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10751899 does anyone have an idea for me to get rid of that smidge of doubt on my salvation? What if GOD is trying to tell me something?<br /><br />Reason is your friend. Doubt leads to "asking why", "asking why" leads to wisdom. Don't follow anyone or any institution blindly. Make your own decisions and don't let the "group think" of the church or its teachings make you feel bad for asking "why". Mon, 23 May 2011 16:56:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10751899 Answer to What is something you liked as a child, but hate now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736164 What is something you liked as a child, but hate now?<br /><br />church Thu, 19 May 2011 18:49:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736164 Answer to What are your fondest memories of being 16? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736158 What are your fondest memories of being 16?<br /><br />The first time I felt up my girlfriend in my car one Friday night after a football game. Thu, 19 May 2011 18:49:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10736158 Answer to I agree that God is 1) All knowing 2) Loving --- Every evangelical I've asked believes that hell is literal burning that never stops hurting, and that most people are going there. Why did God make us if he knew most would burn forever? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10708521 I agree that God is 1) All knowing 2) Loving --- Every evangelical I've asked believes that hell is literal burning that never stops hurting, and that most people are going there. Why did God make us if he knew most would burn forever?<br /><br />See the Greek Tartarus legend. That is the origin of what you know of as "hell". Thu, 12 May 2011 18:46:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10708521 Answer to Do you read the Watchtower? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703965 Do you read the Watchtower?<br /><br />I have the Hendrix version on my ipod (all along....) Wed, 11 May 2011 18:31:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703965 Answer to Do you go to church on sundays ? Wh or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703960 Do you go to church on sundays ? Wh or why not?<br /><br />Only if my wife makes me. I usually get really pissed off. Not a good way to end the weekend. The day of the sun is better spent on the golf course. Wed, 11 May 2011 18:29:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703960 Answer to Are you posessed by a flaming dove? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703938 Are you posessed by a flaming dove?<br /><br />I once got hit on by a flaming..... well you know. Ha! Wed, 11 May 2011 18:20:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703938 Answer to Why does a Catholic priest face east during mass? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703935 Why does a Catholic priest face east during mass?<br /><br />Rising sun in the east. Wed, 11 May 2011 18:19:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703935 Answer to What interesting things is Osama Bin Ladin Experiencing right now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703932 What interesting things is Osama Bin Ladin Experiencing right now?<br /><br />who knows.... Wed, 11 May 2011 18:17:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703932 Answer to Why do we have only four gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) if there were twleve apostles? If there were more (i.e. Gospel of Thomas), what happened to the others? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703927 Why do we have only four gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) if there were twleve apostles? If there were more (i.e. Gospel of Thomas), what happened to the others?<br /><br />four winds (cardinal points on the compass).... four gospels. (no more no less) Wed, 11 May 2011 18:16:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703927 Answer to Peter the Apostle got the church. Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John got the Gospels. Was Peter jaded about not getting a Gospel? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703917 Peter the Apostle got the church. Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John got the Gospels. Was Peter jaded about not getting a Gospel?<br /><br />Assuming these people are historical characters... They were not alive when the gospels were most likely written. They were not around when they finally had names applied to them. He did get the statue in Rome that used to be Zeus renamed after himself. Saint Peter's Basilica was a temple to... Wed, 11 May 2011 18:13:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703917 Answer to Anyone else fed up listening to Athiest garbage? I'm so done w/ answerbag, I can't stand their presence in my day to day.. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703894 Anyone else fed up listening to Athiest garbage? I'm so done w/ answerbag, I can't stand their presence in my day to day..<br /><br />LOL! Wed, 11 May 2011 18:02:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703894 Answer to if anyone asked, I'd say I was a Christan, but I've doubts, even though I pray, i wonder if theirs a god listening, Am I going to hell? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703865 if anyone asked, I'd say I was a Christan, but I've doubts, even though I pray, i wonder if theirs a god listening, Am I going to hell?<br /><br />Reason is your friend. There is no more powerful word in the English language than "Why". If a person or group discourages you from asking why, you need to look into their motives (doctrine, control, etc.). Someone once said that faith is like a fenced back yard. You can dig as deep as you... Wed, 11 May 2011 17:55:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703865 Answer to If you are a follower of Christ, can you pick and choose which commandments you want to keep? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703831 If you are a follower of Christ, can you pick and choose which commandments you want to keep?<br /><br />Most of them do.... Wed, 11 May 2011 17:42:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10703831 Answer to Do you still have a crush on your first crush or are you over it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683992 Do you still have a crush on your first crush or are you over it?<br /><br />I don't know about "crush", but I still think of my "first love" often. I don't want to be with her, but she will always have a special place in my life. Fri, 06 May 2011 18:34:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10683992 Answer to I recently heard a pastor preach that the water Jesus turned into wine was non-alcoholic. I have found nothing to support that-quite the opposite. Looking at the Greek is key. Does the Bible really teach that alcohol in and of itself is bad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9895021 I recently heard a pastor preach that the water Jesus turned into wine was non-alcoholic. I have found nothing to support that-quite the opposite. Looking at the Greek is key. Does the Bible really teach that alcohol in and of itself is bad?<br /><br />That's very common in the Baptist church... Jesus drinking(or creating) an alcoholic beverage doesn't fit in their agenda. I've heard baptist preachers say from the pulpit "Wine has gotten stronger over the years... If I had time I would explain it to you...." - Fail. The wedding feast of... Mon, 15 Nov 2010 16:29:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9895021 Answer to WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN AND BLUE FILM? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770725 WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN AND BLUE FILM?<br /><br />About 30 years. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:32:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770725 Answer to How can i make my man happy and sometimes i don't have feelings until i watch porn film http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770720 How can i make my man happy and sometimes i don't have feelings until i watch porn film<br /><br />Just watch one with him before you ravage him! ;) Don't sweat it - Have fun. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:31:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770720 Answer to Guys: On average, how much do you look at porn? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770696 Guys: On average, how much do you look at porn?<br /><br />Not as much as I used to.. I don't have time alone to do it. I probably watch it alone once or twice a week. Once a month with my wife. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:26:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770696 Answer to Was pre-video porn (i. e. from the fabled Golden Age Of Porn) really better than modern porn? In what ways? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770687 Was pre-video porn (i. e. from the fabled Golden Age Of Porn) really better than modern porn? In what ways?<br /><br />In my opinion - Yes. I enjoy the older films. This was the era of before boob jobs. Women had full bushes. I guess I have a sense of nostalgia about it, but overall they are more entertaining that the stuff produced since the late 80s. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:23:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770687 Answer to which celebrity would you like to see in a hardcore porn scene when they where young like 20? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770623 which celebrity would you like to see in a hardcore porn scene when they where young like 20?<br /><br />Barbara Eden and Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island) in a hot lesbian scene. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:06:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770623 Answer to If a man is married and saids he loves his wife and that she is beautiful and turns him on, then why does he feel the need to watch porn and jerk off? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770607 If a man is married and saids he loves his wife and that she is beautiful and turns him on, then why does he feel the need to watch porn and jerk off?<br /><br />Fantasy, Relaxing, Alone Time, Relief, No one ever caught an STD from jerking off watching porn, etc. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:02:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770607 Answer to Who else loves to watch vintage porn and the big loads being squirted onto hairy bushes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770600 Who else loves to watch vintage porn and the big loads being squirted onto hairy bushes?<br /><br />There's no porn like the old porn! Yes - I like the vintage stuff. Sat, 16 Oct 2010 14:01:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770600 Answer to how old are you and do you watch porn http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770577 how old are you and do you watch porn<br /><br />41 - Yes Sat, 16 Oct 2010 13:56:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770577 Answer to how old are you and do you watch porn http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770575 how old are you and do you watch porn<br /><br />Oh well, duplicate answer...... I'm still 41 and still watch porn! Sat, 16 Oct 2010 13:56:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9770575 Answer to If you are a Christian, is it hypocritical to not date an Atheist? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9607618 If you are a Christian, is it hypocritical to not date an Atheist?<br /><br />Not if there's a good change you'll get laid. Fri, 03 Sep 2010 18:38:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9607618 Answer to Guys and gals: When you masturbate, do you get off fast or make it last for a long time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534830 Guys and gals: When you masturbate, do you get off fast or make it last for a long time?<br /><br />I like for it to last a long time. On the rare occasion where I have a few hours to myself, I like to get and stay hard and masturbate to the point of orgasm, but stop short... Let it get soft and repeat several times. My balls will start to ache after a while but when I finally drop my... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:52:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534830 Answer to im a male really horny and kinky i want my girl to do me with a strap on how do i ask and what is it like ive never done this before http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534728 im a male really horny and kinky i want my girl to do me with a strap on how do i ask and what is it like ive never done this before<br /><br />Buy a strap-on and a desired size dildo. Show it to her, and offer to fuck her with it ("just to try something kinky" - you say). After a couple of times, ask her to put it on to see what it looks like. Tell her how sexy she looks and then ask her to play with it ( like she's jerking it). In... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:26:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534728 Answer to What's your best memory involving licking something off someone else's body or having someone lick something off yours? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534682 What's your best memory involving licking something off someone else's body or having someone lick something off yours?<br /><br />While I was in college I had gone to see my GF who was attending another university. When I got there she met me at the door with her hair pulled back in a pony tail (my favorite) and totally naked. We fooled around on and off all weekend. At one point we played with some spray whipped cream.... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:15:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534682 Answer to What's something you own that you like to keep hidden or out of sight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534673 What's something you own that you like to keep hidden or out of sight?<br /><br />My stash of porno movies from back in the day when the actresses had natural breasts and a full bush.. ;p Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:12:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9534673 Answer to Have you photographed yourself while masturbating? Have you shared the photographs? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9531156 Have you photographed yourself while masturbating? Have you shared the photographs?<br /><br />Yep. Made a video of myself jerking off. Sent it to a nice lady who wanted to see it. She had sent me a pic of her bare breasts, I came all over her tits on the screen. Loads of fun. Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:18:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9531156 Answer to Does anyone else fantasize about having sex with their mother-in-law, aunt-in-law, sister-in-law? tell me if you do. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9530746 Does anyone else fantasize about having sex with their mother-in-law, aunt-in-law, sister-in-law? tell me if you do.<br /><br />I would love to fuck my wife's sister. I've never had the nerve to approach her, but I would love to taste her pussy. Her husband told me many years ago she gives real good head. I wish I could find out for myself. ;) Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:15:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9530746 Answer to Do guys like the idea of watching a Girl get knotted by a k9? and would you wanna do her too? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9530450 Do guys like the idea of watching a Girl get knotted by a k9? and would you wanna do her too?<br /><br />Kinky!!! ;p Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:30:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9530450 Answer to What is the fundamentalists folly? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8779710 What is the fundamentalists folly?<br /><br />Fanatical literalism Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:45:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8779710 Answer to How many followers does baptist have? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8630865 How many followers does baptist have?<br /><br />Too many. Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:02:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8630865 Answer to Im 37 yrs married male,a widow of my age wants to have sex with me.im also intersted to satisfy her but confused & scared.pl suggest what to do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8433431 Im 37 yrs married male,a widow of my age wants to have sex with me.im also intersted to satisfy her but confused & scared.pl suggest what to do?<br /><br />Fuck the shit out of her. Have a smoke. Kiss her on the cheek, go home and shower. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:52:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8433431 Answer to After watching the movie Indecent Proposal today, I started wondering how many of you would sleep with a strange man for $1,000,000? It would have to be someone you didn't know but as in the movie, you could tell he was very wealthy and well respected... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8433368 After watching the movie Indecent Proposal today, I started wondering how many of you would sleep with a strange man for $1,000,000? It would have to be someone you didn't know but as in the movie, you could tell he was very wealthy and well respected...<br /><br />I would sleep with a strange woman for $1M. Hell, for $1M I might even sleep with a strange man.... (well, maybe not). Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:47:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8433368 Answer to WHY will we NEVER find you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432612 WHY will we NEVER find you?<br /><br />My experiments are complete. I will be in a parallel universe working as an adult film critic. Don&#039;t bother trying to find me, I will have my hands (or hand) full. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:10:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432612 Answer to The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432575 The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______.<br /><br />table dances ------ porn Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:06:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432575 Answer to What would your first words to an alien be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432556 What would your first words to an alien be?<br /><br />Please don&#039;t put that probe in my ass!!! Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:04:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432556 Answer to I really want to see your_____. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432526 I really want to see your_____.<br /><br />Tits!!! (ok not you science dude; women in general) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:01:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432526 Answer to I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432516 I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)<br /><br />Well... You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can&#039;t wipe your friends on the couch. :) Oh well, do the math on what&#039;s on my finger ;0 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8432516 Answer to If you confess to a Baptist Pastor, do you become a Baptist? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8341482 If you confess to a Baptist Pastor, do you become a Baptist?<br /><br />If you &quot;confess&quot; anything to a Baptist pastor... You will either become part of of the subject of his next sermon (name most likely withheld) or be given an opportunity to worship at another fine local congregation. That assumes you are not a major financial contributor. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:54:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8341482 Answer to I never heard this before, but do very many Baptist believe that Hell is "a temporary place until God has judgement day"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8341455 I never heard this before, but do very many Baptist believe that Hell is "a temporary place until God has judgement day"?<br /><br />Baptists tend to believe in eternal punishment for not subscribing to their belief system. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:48:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8341455 Answer to Do you think masturbation in disgusting or natural, why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8281835 Do you think masturbation in disgusting or natural, why?<br /><br />very natural. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:08:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8281835 Answer to Christians or Non: My girlfriend (who is also a christian and a virgin) is pressuring me to have sex with her. I've told her we should wait until we are engaged or married, but she doesn't want to wait that long. What should I do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8276336 Christians or Non: My girlfriend (who is also a christian and a virgin) is pressuring me to have sex with her. I've told her we should wait until we are engaged or married, but she doesn't want to wait that long. What should I do?<br /><br />Get some condoms and bang away. She might be a psycho, but hell, you got laid in the process. Christian girls are usually pretty wild once they open up. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:49:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8276336 Answer to What does the bible teach us about beastiality? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8276161 What does the bible teach us about beastiality?<br /><br />Hmmm.. I was just thinking.... Why is it that sheep herders seldom get married? Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:27:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8276161 Answer to Have you ever felt like a balloon that's just been deflated? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8259687 Have you ever felt like a balloon that's just been deflated?<br /><br />Yep. The sun comes up the next day, and life goes on. The good thing about &quot;deflated&quot; vs &quot;burst&quot; is the opportunity to be inflated again and again. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:33:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8259687 Answer to Snickers, Milky Way, or 3 Musketeers. Which do you want? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8259611 Snickers, Milky Way, or 3 Musketeers. Which do you want?<br /><br />Snickers Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:16:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8259611 Answer to Can you sell porno's on ebay or is there another site to where you can sell porno's you bought that you don't want anymore? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8240896 Can you sell porno's on ebay or is there another site to where you can sell porno's you bought that you don't want anymore?<br /><br />You can sell on Ebay. Go to the adult section. Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:42:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8240896 Answer to I am 20 years old and I am Christian and I love God but, I like looking at naked women on the internet and you know what else. But I don't want to go to Hell because I never had a girlfriend and still virgin. I'm just really horny. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8230799 I am 20 years old and I am Christian and I love God but, I like looking at naked women on the internet and you know what else. But I don't want to go to Hell because I never had a girlfriend and still virgin. I'm just really horny.<br /><br />You are NOT going to hell. spank away and enjoy life. Don&#039;t let the fundies make you feel guilty or put absurd thoughts in your head. Know Thyself. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:06:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8230799 Answer to Why does it always rain the day after you wash your car? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146200 Why does it always rain the day after you wash your car?<br /><br />Probably to wash the bird shit off the hood which was left 1 hour after the wash. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:24:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146200 Answer to On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146126 On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.?<br /><br />I don&#039;t know, but the hair that used to be on my head is now coming out of my ears. :) Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:14:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146126 Answer to What is a good urban legend around where you live? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146108 What is a good urban legend around where you live?<br /><br />Something about a literal dying and resurrecting god-man. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:12:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146108 Answer to What is your number one rule? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146073 What is your number one rule?<br /><br />1) The Truth is out there. Trust No-one. 2) When dealing with zombies (double-tap) 3) Religious fundamentalism and dogma can cause the end of the human race 4) Use sun-screen Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:08:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8146073 Answer to What do you think is the most major issue for the United States? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8132906 What do you think is the most major issue for the United States?<br /><br />Zombies.... Second would be the influence of religious fundies. Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:54:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8132906 Answer to I feel really bad because i masterbated over a picture of my sister in a bikini. should i tell her? what should i do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8111729 I feel really bad because i masterbated over a picture of my sister in a bikini. should i tell her? what should i do?<br /><br />She&#039;ll probably get pissed. Keep it to yourself. Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:05:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8111729 Answer to What do men think about during sexual activity? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8050230 What do men think about during sexual activity?<br /><br />Anything other than the sex.... I think about sports, movies, work, whatever. If I start thinking too hard about the sex, well... it might be over for me before its over for her. ;) Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:39:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8050230 Answer to Why have I never had a wet dream? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8026778 Why have I never had a wet dream?<br /><br />Probably spanking too much Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:48:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8026778 Answer to Im 17. my boyfriend & i have sex every nite. he watches porn before. i cant orgasm. it sucks. only alone. he orgasms rite away. its not fair. we dont even have rough sex. he can only last 2 minutes. how can i orgasm? why does he orgasm fast. i fake them. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8026770 Im 17. my boyfriend & i have sex every nite. he watches porn before. i cant orgasm. it sucks. only alone. he orgasms rite away. its not fair. we dont even have rough sex. he can only last 2 minutes. how can i orgasm? why does he orgasm fast. i fake them.<br /><br />find a new boy friend Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:47:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8026770 Answer to What is the purpose of Baptism? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8006195 What is the purpose of Baptism?<br /><br />It is simply an ancient initiation ritual. The practice pre-dates Christianity. Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:39:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8006195 Answer to I am a girl and i have a bad habit of looking at girl porn. How do i stop? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978653 I am a girl and i have a bad habit of looking at girl porn. How do i stop?<br /><br />Why do you want to stop. Know yourself and enjoy yourself. No reason to feel guilty. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:41:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978653 Answer to Why is she so pretty before, and so ugly afterwords? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978576 Why is she so pretty before, and so ugly afterwords?<br /><br />must be the beer-goggles Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:30:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978576 Answer to Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about your boss? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978571 Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about your boss?<br /><br />Had a hot and nasty dream about her a few weeks back. Must say it was quite vivid. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:29:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978571 Answer to Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978565 Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you?<br /><br />&quot;I promise I&#039;ll never try to cum in your mouth&quot; Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:27:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978565 Answer to What is something that is 'severe'? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978541 What is something that is 'severe'?<br /><br />explosive diarrhea Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:23:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978541 Answer to What are slang names for the vagina besides pussy and cunt? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978055 What are slang names for the vagina besides pussy and cunt?<br /><br />Snatch, Cooch, Cooter, Monkey, Bearded Clam, and Hair Pie Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:30:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7978055 Answer to Why, do women flaunt their boobs and then get mad when a man stares at them? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968446 Why, do women flaunt their boobs and then get mad when a man stares at them?<br /><br />$64 question. You got me. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:13:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968446 Answer to If a person turns from fundamentalism and adapts a much more liberal attitude towards his Christianity, would you still regard him to be a Christian? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968386 If a person turns from fundamentalism and adapts a much more liberal attitude towards his Christianity, would you still regard him to be a Christian?<br /><br />I would consider that a positive step. The journey of a thousand miles begins with that first step. If retaining the label of &quot;Christian&quot; makes this person feel better about life, the universe, and everything I say claim it. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:05:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968386 Answer to Are you where you belong? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968155 Are you where you belong?<br /><br />Somehow I don&#039;t think so. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:33:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968155 Answer to Is it cold enough to have a hot chocolate yet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968138 Is it cold enough to have a hot chocolate yet?<br /><br />If its 5 o&#039;clock somewhere... Then its fucking 5 degrees below somewhere.... Go for it. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:30:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968138 Answer to How cluttered is your mind? (Quiz) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968122 How cluttered is your mind? (Quiz)<br /><br />Per an internet quiz I took late one night (couldn&#039;t sleep... too much on my mind), my mind is 88% cluttered. I&#039;m not kidding about the lack of sleep. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:28:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968122 Answer to I need a Sugar Daddy. Would anyone like to financially support me, while I sit on your couch and eat chocolate in my pajamas? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968074 I need a Sugar Daddy. Would anyone like to financially support me, while I sit on your couch and eat chocolate in my pajamas?<br /><br />Well.. If you&#039;re hot and your PJs are skimpy...sure!! If the chocolate makes you fat... Well, lets just hope you have some &quot;hidden talents&quot; or you might be out the door. ;) Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:22:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968074 Answer to What would you say about a guy that 'passed on by' a topless college girl stranded by her broken down car? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968031 What would you say about a guy that 'passed on by' a topless college girl stranded by her broken down car?<br /><br />&quot;Dude... Are you fucking gay or what?&quot; Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:17:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968031 Answer to What would make a root canal more enjoyable? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968011 What would make a root canal more enjoyable?<br /><br />Topless lady rubbing my cock. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:14:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7968011 Answer to What comes to mind when I say "use it or lose it"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967976 What comes to mind when I say "use it or lose it"?<br /><br />E.D. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:11:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967976 Answer to Every night I ______ ( Fill the blank) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967943 Every night I ______ ( Fill the blank)<br /><br />rub one out. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:08:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967943 Answer to Last furry thing you touched? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967933 Last furry thing you touched?<br /><br />My wife&#039;s cooch. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:07:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967933 Answer to What never fails to stimulate you? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967927 What never fails to stimulate you?<br /><br />BOOBIES!!!! (Nice ass isn&#039;t bad either) :P Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:06:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7967927 Answer to What is your favorite or lucky number? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7966929 What is your favorite or lucky number?<br /><br />69 ;o Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:55:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7966929 Answer to My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7960106 My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning?<br /><br />Homestyle Eggos - with Creamy Peanut butter OR butter and grape jelly. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:35:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7960106 Answer to Have you ever coughed and farted at the same time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958238 Have you ever coughed and farted at the same time?<br /><br />sneeze fart combo many times. (Snarted) Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:00:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958238 Answer to Who would win in a battle to the death? Pauly Shore or Carrot Top http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958225 Who would win in a battle to the death? Pauly Shore or Carrot Top<br /><br />Carrot Top - Roid Rage. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:58:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958225 Answer to Who would win a fight between a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958214 Who would win a fight between a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla?<br /><br />My money is on the bear. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:57:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958214 Answer to Exactly just how much is a "shitload"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958170 Exactly just how much is a "shitload"?<br /><br />The amount the average boat can carry up &quot;Shit Creek&quot; without sinking. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:51:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958170 Answer to If only i could turn back the hands of time i would.... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958150 If only i could turn back the hands of time i would....<br /><br />Have more meaningless sex. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:47:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958150 Answer to What things do you think Americans overreact about? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958138 What things do you think Americans overreact about?<br /><br />Bare breasts on TV. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 13:45:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7958138