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Married users: Do you still check out the hotties?
I'm married (20 years)..... Not dead. A big YES - I still check out the hotties.
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Is it normal to masturbate every night before going to sleep??
You're going to hell..... Your dick will fall off..... you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms....
Just kidding..... Don't sweat it. Great way to relieve stress and go to sleep. No one ever caught an STD from cranking it to porn.
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When riding an elevator would you rather lean against the wall, stand in the center, or stand in the front?
back left.
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Am I left handed right handed or ambidextrous?
I write and throw with my left hand. beyond that.... its a toss-up. Guitar - Right, fire a rifle - Right, golf - Left, fork/spoon - left, finger food - right.
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Do you let your breath mints dissolve, or do you end up chewing them?
I try to let them dissolve.... but the temptation to chew them up takes over.
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What have you felt the need to unlearn? Why?
dogmas taught by evangelical christians during childhood.
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Was the whole "ladies first" thing created by a man just so he could check out their a** ?
You got it. (Ha) It's worked for me since I was 12.
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Men:What attracts you the most about women?
ability to laugh (not too serious).... and really big natural breasts. ;)
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I am a bigger girl not discusting big but bigger and I don't understand why men think it is attractive for women to be like sticks?
I LOVE big women.... very sexy. Skinny women do nothing for me.
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What is the last time you broke one of the Ten Commandments?
Let's see.... My next door neighbor's wife is super hot. I'm thinking of her naked right now. He has a nice car also.... (I guess just now)
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Has Noah's ark been really found and confirmes to bible's accuracy ?
No.
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What denomination does apologetic's prove to be the one true denomination?
Each denomination/group has its own apologetic(s). It simply means a defense. Usually taking specific passages and interpreting them in a way that supports your version of the "truth".
Apologies usually are only meaningful to those who want to believe in the first place. Start with a conclusion and look for things that support it. Ignore or rationalize anything that doesn't fit.
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Serious answers only, please... if you're going to treat me like an idiot, stay away from this question. About Harold Camping and rapture.
I agree with one of the other answers. Yes, this is brainwashing. You have been conditioned to adhere to a certain belief system (and to do so without question). This is true of most religious groups. Some are more extreme than others. I would seek professional help (outside the church). I've posted many other times - The first steps away from a previously accepted "truth" are the...
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does anyone have an idea for me to get rid of that smidge of doubt on my salvation? What if GOD is trying to tell me something?
Reason is your friend. Doubt leads to "asking why", "asking why" leads to wisdom. Don't follow anyone or any institution blindly. Make your own decisions and don't let the "group think" of the church or its teachings make you feel bad for asking "why".
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What is something you liked as a child, but hate now?
church
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What are your fondest memories of being 16?
The first time I felt up my girlfriend in my car one Friday night after a football game.
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I agree that God is 1) All knowing 2) Loving --- Every evangelical I've asked believes that hell is literal burning that never stops hurting, and that most people are going there. Why did God make us if he knew most would burn forever?
See the Greek Tartarus legend. That is the origin of what you know of as "hell".
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Do you read the Watchtower?
I have the Hendrix version on my ipod (all along....)
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Do you go to church on sundays ? Wh or why not?
Only if my wife makes me. I usually get really pissed off. Not a good way to end the weekend. The day of the sun is better spent on the golf course.
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Are you posessed by a flaming dove?
I once got hit on by a flaming..... well you know. Ha!
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Why does a Catholic priest face east during mass?
Rising sun in the east.
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What interesting things is Osama Bin Ladin Experiencing right now?
who knows....
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Why do we have only four gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John) if there were twleve apostles? If there were more (i.e. Gospel of Thomas), what happened to the others?
four winds (cardinal points on the compass).... four gospels. (no more no less)
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Peter the Apostle got the church. Matthew, Mark, Luke, & John got the Gospels. Was Peter jaded about not getting a Gospel?
Assuming these people are historical characters... They were not alive when the gospels were most likely written. They were not around when they finally had names applied to them. He did get the statue in Rome that used to be Zeus renamed after himself. Saint Peter's Basilica was a temple to Mithra at one point. He got that also.
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Anyone else fed up listening to Athiest garbage? I'm so done w/ answerbag, I can't stand their presence in my day to day..
LOL!
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if anyone asked, I'd say I was a Christan, but I've doubts, even though I pray, i wonder if theirs a god listening, Am I going to hell?
Reason is your friend. There is no more powerful word in the English language than "Why". If a person or group discourages you from asking why, you need to look into their motives (doctrine, control, etc.).
Someone once said that faith is like a fenced back yard. You can dig as deep as you want within the fence (i.e. orthodoxy). However, don't dare break ground or stick a shovel in the...
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If you are a follower of Christ, can you pick and choose which commandments you want to keep?
Most of them do....
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Do you still have a crush on your first crush or are you over it?
I don't know about "crush", but I still think of my "first love" often. I don't want to be with her, but she will always have a special place in my life.
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I recently heard a pastor preach that the water Jesus turned into wine was non-alcoholic. I have found nothing to support that-quite the opposite. Looking at the Greek is key. Does the Bible really teach that alcohol in and of itself is bad?
That's very common in the Baptist church... Jesus drinking(or creating) an alcoholic beverage doesn't fit in their agenda. I've heard baptist preachers say from the pulpit
"Wine has gotten stronger over the years... If I had time I would explain it to you...." - Fail.
The wedding feast of Canaan is actually a very old story (myth) relating to "God's sun" creating wine from water...
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WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PORN AND BLUE FILM?
About 30 years.
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How can i make my man happy and sometimes i don't have feelings until i watch porn film
Just watch one with him before you ravage him! ;) Don't sweat it - Have fun.
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Guys: On average, how much do you look at porn?
Not as much as I used to.. I don't have time alone to do it. I probably watch it alone once or twice a week. Once a month with my wife.
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Was pre-video porn (i. e. from the fabled Golden Age Of Porn) really better than modern porn?
In what ways?
In my opinion - Yes. I enjoy the older films. This was the era of before boob jobs. Women had full bushes. I guess I have a sense of nostalgia about it, but overall they are more entertaining that the stuff produced since the late 80s.
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which celebrity would you like to see in a hardcore porn scene when they where young like 20?
Barbara Eden and Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island) in a hot lesbian scene.
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If a man is married and saids he loves his wife and that she is beautiful and turns him on, then why does he feel the need to watch porn and jerk off?
Fantasy, Relaxing, Alone Time, Relief, No one ever caught an STD from jerking off watching porn, etc.
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Who else loves to watch vintage porn and the big loads being squirted onto hairy bushes?
There's no porn like the old porn! Yes - I like the vintage stuff.
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how old are you and do you watch porn
41 - Yes
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how old are you and do you watch porn
Oh well, duplicate answer...... I'm still 41 and still watch porn!
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If you are a Christian, is it hypocritical to not date an Atheist?
Not if there's a good change you'll get laid.
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Guys and gals: When you masturbate, do you get off fast or make it last for a long time?
I like for it to last a long time. On the rare occasion where I have a few hours to myself, I like to get and stay hard and masturbate to the point of orgasm, but stop short... Let it get soft and repeat several times. My balls will start to ache after a while but when I finally drop my load..... nice.
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im a male really horny and kinky i want my girl to do me with a strap on how do i ask and what is it like ive never done this before
Buy a strap-on and a desired size dildo. Show it to her, and offer to fuck her with it ("just to try something kinky" - you say). After a couple of times, ask her to put it on to see what it looks like. Tell her how sexy she looks and then ask her to play with it ( like she's jerking it). In a joking manner, show her your asshole, and give her the opportunity. In the light-hearted...
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What's your best memory involving licking something off someone else's body or having someone lick something off yours?
While I was in college I had gone to see my GF who was attending another university. When I got there she met me at the door with her hair pulled back in a pony tail (my favorite) and totally naked. We fooled around on and off all weekend. At one point we played with some spray whipped cream. She sprayed it on my cock and balls and licked it all off and slipped my cock in her mouth with...
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What's something you own that you like to keep hidden or out of sight?
My stash of porno movies from back in the day when the actresses had natural breasts and a full bush.. ;p
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Have you photographed yourself while masturbating? Have you shared the photographs?
Yep. Made a video of myself jerking off. Sent it to a nice lady who wanted to see it. She had sent me a pic of her bare breasts, I came all over her tits on the screen. Loads of fun.
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Does anyone else fantasize about having sex with their mother-in-law, aunt-in-law, sister-in-law? tell me if you do.
I would love to fuck my wife's sister. I've never had the nerve to approach her, but I would love to taste her pussy. Her husband told me many years ago she gives real good head. I wish I could find out for myself. ;)
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Do guys like the idea of watching a Girl get knotted by a k9? and would you wanna do her too?
Kinky!!! ;p
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What is the fundamentalists folly?
Fanatical literalism
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How many followers does baptist have?
Too many.
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Im 37 yrs married male,a widow of my age wants to have sex with me.im also intersted to satisfy her but confused & scared.pl suggest what to do?
Fuck the shit out of her. Have a smoke. Kiss her on the cheek, go home and shower.
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After watching the movie Indecent Proposal today, I started wondering how many of you would sleep with a strange man for $1,000,000? It would have to be someone you didn't know but as in the movie, you could tell he was very wealthy and well respected...
I would sleep with a strange woman for $1M. Hell, for $1M I might even sleep with a strange man.... (well, maybe not).
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WHY will we NEVER find you?
My experiments are complete. I will be in a parallel universe working as an adult film critic. Don't bother trying to find me, I will have my hands (or hand) full.
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The money we waste on ______ would be better spent on ______.
table dances ------ porn
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What would your first words to an alien be?
Please don't put that probe in my ass!!!
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I really want to see your_____.
Tits!!! (ok not you science dude; women in general)
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I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)
Well... You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch. :)
Oh well, do the math on what's on my finger ;0
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If you confess to a Baptist Pastor, do you become a Baptist?
If you "confess" anything to a Baptist pastor... You will either become part of of the subject of his next sermon (name most likely withheld) or be given an opportunity to worship at another fine local congregation. That assumes you are not a major financial contributor.
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I never heard this before, but do very many Baptist believe that Hell is "a temporary place until God has judgement day"?
Baptists tend to believe in eternal punishment for not subscribing to their belief system.
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Do you think masturbation in disgusting or natural, why?
very natural.
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Christians or Non: My girlfriend (who is also a christian and a virgin) is pressuring me to have sex with her. I've told her we should wait until we are engaged or married, but she doesn't want to wait that long. What should I do?
Get some condoms and bang away. She might be a psycho, but hell, you got laid in the process. Christian girls are usually pretty wild once they open up.
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What does the bible teach us about beastiality?
Hmmm.. I was just thinking.... Why is it that sheep herders seldom get married?
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Have you ever felt like a balloon that's just been deflated?
Yep. The sun comes up the next day, and life goes on. The good thing about "deflated" vs "burst" is the opportunity to be inflated again and again.
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Snickers, Milky Way, or 3 Musketeers. Which do you want?
Snickers
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Can you sell porno's on ebay or is there another site to where you can sell porno's you bought that you don't want anymore?
You can sell on Ebay. Go to the adult section.
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I am 20 years old and I am Christian and I love God but, I like looking at naked women on the internet and you know what else. But I don't want to go to Hell because I never had a girlfriend and still virgin. I'm just really horny.
You are NOT going to hell. spank away and enjoy life. Don't let the fundies make you feel guilty or put absurd thoughts in your head. Know Thyself.
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Why does it always rain the day after you wash your car?
Probably to wash the bird shit off the hood which was left 1 hour after the wash.
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On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.?
I don't know, but the hair that used to be on my head is now coming out of my ears. :)
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What is a good urban legend around where you live?
Something about a literal dying and resurrecting god-man.
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What is your number one rule?
1) The Truth is out there. Trust No-one.
2) When dealing with zombies (double-tap)
3) Religious fundamentalism and dogma can cause the end
of the human race
4) Use sun-screen
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What do you think is the most major issue for the United States?
Zombies.... Second would be the influence of religious fundies.
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I feel really bad because i masterbated over a picture of my sister in a bikini. should i tell her? what should i do?
She'll probably get pissed. Keep it to yourself.
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What do men think about during sexual activity?
Anything other than the sex.... I think about sports, movies, work, whatever. If I start thinking too hard about the sex, well... it might be over for me before its over for her. ;)
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Why have I never had a wet dream?
Probably spanking too much
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Im 17. my boyfriend & i have sex every nite. he watches porn before. i cant orgasm. it sucks. only alone. he orgasms rite away. its not fair. we dont even have rough sex. he can only last 2 minutes. how can i orgasm? why does he orgasm fast. i fake them.
find a new boy friend
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What is the purpose of Baptism?
It is simply an ancient initiation ritual. The practice pre-dates Christianity.
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I am a girl and i have a bad habit of looking at girl porn. How do i stop?
Why do you want to stop. Know yourself and enjoy yourself. No reason to feel guilty.
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Why is she so pretty before, and so ugly afterwords?
must be the beer-goggles
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Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about your boss?
Had a hot and nasty dream about her a few weeks back. Must say it was quite vivid.
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Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you?
"I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth"
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What is something that is 'severe'?
explosive diarrhea
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What are slang names for the vagina besides pussy and cunt?
Snatch, Cooch, Cooter, Monkey, Bearded Clam, and Hair Pie
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Why, do women flaunt their boobs and then get mad when a man stares at them?
$64 question. You got me.
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If a person turns from fundamentalism and adapts a much more liberal attitude towards his Christianity, would you still regard him to be a Christian?
I would consider that a positive step. The journey of a thousand miles begins with that first step. If retaining the label of "Christian" makes this person feel better about life, the universe, and everything I say claim it.
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Are you where you belong?
Somehow I don't think so.
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Is it cold enough to have a hot chocolate yet?
If its 5 o'clock somewhere... Then its fucking 5 degrees below somewhere.... Go for it.
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How cluttered is your mind? (Quiz)
Per an internet quiz I took late one night (couldn't sleep... too much on my mind), my mind is 88% cluttered. I'm not kidding about the lack of sleep.
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I need a Sugar Daddy. Would anyone like to financially support me, while I sit on your couch and eat chocolate in my pajamas?
Well.. If you're hot and your PJs are skimpy...sure!! If the chocolate makes you fat... Well, lets just hope you have some "hidden talents" or you might be out the door. ;)
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What would you say about a guy that 'passed on by' a topless college girl stranded by her broken down car?
"Dude... Are you fucking gay or what?"
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What would make a root canal more enjoyable?
Topless lady rubbing my cock.
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What comes to mind when I say "use it or lose it"?
E.D.
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Every night I ______ ( Fill the blank)
rub one out.
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Last furry thing you touched?
My wife's cooch.
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What never fails to stimulate you?
BOOBIES!!!! (Nice ass isn't bad either) :P
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What is your favorite or lucky number?
69 ;o
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My kid brother's favorite breakfast was always a large glass of chocolate milk and smooth peanut butter on hot toast. Not exactly what I would call a "typical" breakfast, right? Do you or someone you know have an "unusual" breakfast each morning?
Homestyle Eggos - with Creamy Peanut butter OR butter and grape jelly.
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Have you ever coughed and farted at the same time?
sneeze fart combo many times. (Snarted)
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Who would win in a battle to the death? Pauly Shore or Carrot Top
Carrot Top - Roid Rage.
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Who would win a fight between a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla?
My money is on the bear.
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Exactly just how much is a "shitload"?
The amount the average boat can carry up "Shit Creek" without sinking.
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If only i could turn back the hands of time i would....
Have more meaningless sex.
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What things do you think Americans overreact about?
Bare breasts on TV.
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Is that the beer shop I hear calling me?
Yep. Grab me a bag of pretzels while you're there. Thanks in advance.
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Are there any books of the Christian Bible that don't mention God?
Esther
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Men..if you walked in and "caught" your wife using her vibrator-what would you do?
pull out my cock and rub one out while I watch her.
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When you seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours, what do medical professionals do to relieve the problem?
Leach
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Is it strange of me to want my girlfriend to have sex with her female friend while I watch?
Not at all. I would love to see my wife with one of her friends. Won't happen, but its fun to think about. ;p
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Guys, do you rember how old you were when had your first orgasm?
Around 11. I was in the 6th grade; almost passed out.
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Concerning Noah and the flood: Are we really suppose to believe that Noah and his family were the only survivors? I mean seriously, nobody else on Earth had a boat?!
Hint: Variations of the story exist in many ancient cultures. The origin probably can be traced to ancient Egypt (Possibly Sumeria). The original stories were symbolic and not intended to be taken literally.
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Why does everyone get freaked out when i tell them i am a strong positive atheist?
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. A Free Thinker!!! Hide the women and children!!!
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Was Jonah swallowed by a whale or a fish?
Neither. It is an old Babylonian myth.
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What is the KFC chicken batter made out of?
foot cheese.
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What is the opposite of praying?
gniyarp
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Finish this story,One day there
was a cat,the cat ___________
had a name and a reputation. The cat was known as "Smelly Cat". It wasn't his fault. His anal gas made one ask what his owners were feeding him. After an unfortunate encounter at the end of a needle at the shelter, he became immortal because of a song.
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My cat claws are out today. Im horribly irritated and am rather disgusted in myself. please say nice things to me to help me draw the claws back.
"Are you retaining water?"
Ok, smart-ass comments/jokes aside... ha-ha
How about:
"No, that's not a banana in my pocket... Yes, I am really glad to see you."
:)
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say Jigging?
"They're running"..... I nice pair bouncing under a t-shirt with no bra. ;p
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That sounds gross. You put WHAT in the stew__________?
Toe Nails and pubic hair.
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What is something you want but are afraid to have?
Mistress
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_________________ sandwich. (fill in the blank ?)
JoeBud.... ;p
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What to you is more precious than gold?
Truth. Let me know if you find it. :)
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To you, what is undesireable
stinky puss...
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If cows jump over the moon,and pigs fly,why don't they ever accidentally collide with each other?
Easy...... Government cover-up.
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Could you, would you wear something tie-dyed?
I have in the past.
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Why is the world bad...
religious fundamentalism & extremism
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For $735,000,000 would you fake your own death and take a new identity?
Well.... Yes I would.
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I am a little buzzed right now (Grey Goose), anyone else?
Too early in the morning.... But its gameday; will be soon. Makers and Coke.
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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
1) Don't panic
2) Unzip pants - expose male organ
3) Stimulate Male organ
4) Have fun...
:)
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What is the worst itch you have ever had?
The time in high-school when my mother washed my underwear with a load of cleaning rags that had "Liquid Gold" furniture polish and other cleaning agents....
My thighs, ass, and wang burned with the fires of a thousand suns for a couple of days. I prayed for death until I lost consciousness. I was visited in a dream by the Buddha, Jim Morrison, and Elvis.
I learned three...
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What ruined Linda Lovelace's pornographic career?
Bad attitude and dogs.
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Have you ever lost your mind? How did you find it again?
I think I remember throwing it up one night after a long party. I had to fish it out of the toilet.
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If you were to interview people to be your personal assistant, what is the most important thing you'd need to know?
cup size... :) (I'm only kidding)
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How many guys (or girls) find that megan fox being bi is freakin amazingly hot
I'm calling "hot"
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If I can get 200 followers, we'd be classed as a religion, not a cult. So tell me my dear followers, what say the rules be..? 1. We must try to make time for ourselves every weekend. 2...
#2 - Clothing prohibited at scheduled meetings.
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Whats left to do?
Maybe a flaming bag of pooh on some jerk's front porch.
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Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you: words of wisdom?
Don't look back man... Don't look back... They might be gaining on us. :)
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
Bible-Belters, Money-Changers, Spoon-Benders, and lots of pretty Italian chicks.
Ok, For real on the Bible-Belters :)
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Two most power-filled words?
"OH SHIT!!!!"
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Waffles and__________?
Beer.
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What should I get from Taco Bell?
I usually get the runs.
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When ordering sundays at McDonalds, I said "Too bad they don't have Strawberry Sundays anymore"He replied "McDonalds never had Strawberry Sundays". I said I remember it clearly. He said I must be thinking of someplace else. Am I right? and Wasnt he rude!
I remember it also. Back in the 80s. There was hot fudge, strawberry, and maybe one other.
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What would you do if your penis started talking to you?
Damn thing talks to me all the time... :)
It has a really deep voice and a nasty disposition. It usually speaks in very short sentences.. "She's hot...", "I bet she's a nympho", "NICE boobies!!"
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Which of these could provide us with greater level of happiness? Religion or spirituality?
Spirituality
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Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe your ass?
Funny!! I've never really thought about it, but yes.. How else do you know if your ass is clean? I wonder how blind people know when they're done wiping.
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Do men secretly LOVE sluts..because men claim to want good girls yet they always CHEAT on their girlfriend/wives with SLUTS? I think most men really want sluts what do you think?
pretty much sums it up.
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What are some important words or terms for the christian religion?
In hoc signo vinces
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Why do Baptists go to church on Sunday if Saturday is the Sabbath?
It is the day of the Sun. It was called the "Lord's Day" in various solar based religions long before the 1st century or 3rd century conversion of Constantine. He worshiped as the state religion Sol Invictus (the unconquered sun) prior to selecting Christianity as the new state religion.
The Baptists (and other Christians) are carrying forward the traditions and mythologies...
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Christians: A born again Christian has God The Holy Spirit dwelling within them. Thus, is it possible for a born again Christian to become possessed?
I think most "born-again" christians are possessed by something.....
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Do people really go to Hell for masturbating? Isn't this asking too much?
No. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If you heard that from a pulpit or religious leader, I wouldn't let the door hit me in the ass on the way out. People who tell other people what sends them to hell should be doomed to it themselves.
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How many churches are in your neighborhood?
Too many. You can' "sling" a dead cat without hitting one. BTW, remember these organizations don't pay taxes.....
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What something you shouldn't do at church?
Think for yourself
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I want sex, but I can't have it because I'm not married, and I wont be hearing wedding bells in the near future. How am I supposd to cope with that?
Several options in the short-term:
1) spank it
2) put on the "beer goggles" at a local bar and lower your standards
3) mix sex and finances
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Every two weeks, this pretty little thing comes to the house and invites me to some Jehovah Witness gathering. I am tempted but my intentions are not religious at all. Should I join?
Nope... That puss has teeth. Its not worth the hassle.
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To all Atheists. . .this is for you!
Know Thy Self.
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A pastor was preaching about love in chappel, and he said the following words: "Girls, let me give you an advice, if a boy doesn't believe in Jesus, he can't love you." Later, he said "people from the east are evil". What do you think of that?
Like most preachers, he's full of shit. Largely ignorant and lost in a belief system based on a literal interpretation of less than original myths.
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I love Jesus Christ but don’t like the Christianity, is that a problem?
No.
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Regardless of your religion, does anything make you more uncomfortable than a complete stranger saying "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"?
Only some guy telling me I have a pretty mouth and to squeal like a pig while two hill billies play dueling banjos in the background.
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Do you have eerie powers?
I have the ability to clear a room after eating asian food and/or eggs. ;)
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Who are some religious figures who have similar aspects with Jesus?
Mithra, Attis, Adonis, Osiris/Horus, Dionysus,Bacchus, Buddha, Krishna, Samson (Hebrew OT), Hercules, Thor, Moses/Joshua (Hebrew OT), Even Peter in the Christian NT if you look behind the curtain to the legends of "Saint Peter" which are based in Mithraism.
(etc....etc...etc....)
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Are Southern Baptists fundamentalists or just mainstream conservative Protestants?
fundamentalist
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Can I make up a Silly PetName for you?
I'm game... Fire away.
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Who would you like to see lying on your bed in a Polka Dot Bikini Yo?
You of course!!! <wink>
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Why do Baptist believe that the bible is the sole authority (Sole Scriptoria) on all things. Does it say in the Bible that the Bible is the the sole authority, please give me a verse.
No disrespect intended to any group, but... looking within a book for a reference that the book itself (or a later compiled version of many similar books) is authoritative only works for people wishing it to be authoritative (specifically as a sole authority).
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If God is the answer, what is the question?
I thought "42" was the ultimate answer.
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I am thinking of doing a dramatic recitation from memory of some Bible verses in Church. What passage do you think I should recite? I am thinking ~20 verses or so.
Gen 19: 30-36
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If creationists think the earth is 6000 years old, how come we can see stars millions of light years away?
Well... I guess its because God made them closer originally... Er... Damn (I mean darn)... That question hasn't come up before.... Oh, I know..... Only God knows. Yep, That's it. No one was around back then so... Only God knows. The speed of light had to be faster 6000 years ago. (Ok, tongue in cheek. I'm only kidding. I do like question.)
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Which is your favorite Whiskey?
Maker's Mark
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Does anyone know wot percentage of males 20 - 30 wank off?
That would be 100%. There are two kinds of men... Those who wank and those who lie about not wanking.
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Who eats cereal after hours? be honest!
24-Hr food. I eat it the normal way with milk in a bowl, and dry out of the box.
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In your opinion, what sex term strikes you as funny?
pussy-fart
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Why do a lot of straight women love lesbian porn or even prefer it to straight porn?
Because the female form is a work of art. Everyone appreciates a nice round ass, boobs, and puss. The holy trinity IMHO. ;)
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What is the largest Mind Control Cult in the world?
Any organized (or not so organized) religion.
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Why are young people losing their religion?
There is easier access to large amounts of information than at any point in the past. More people are becoming educated about origins of religious beliefs and thinking more critically about them. They are becoming reluctant to base their lives on dogmas being fed to them by church doctors & pastors which are based variations of mythologies from various ancient cultures.
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Is it dangerous to use faith as an excuse for ignorance?
Its dangerous to use faith as an excuse for anything. Religious institutions tend to use it to keep their members ignorant of anything that questions or contradicts the belief system they are propagating.
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Im having blasphemous thoughts about jesus christ. they upset me. how can i stop them?
Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.
- Adam Smith
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It is pass midnight! Do you have a sexy secret to tell me?
There was the time I jacked off in a Mayo jar at a fast food joint I worked at in high school.... ;) (ok, I'm only kidding. However, there was a rumor floating in the late 80s that it did acutually happen in my home town.)
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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed?
Damn girl, is that your pussy I smell?
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I am Cruisin for a Sillyville Bruisin..what are you Cruisin for?
Does that include the leather & whips? The last time you wore the clown outfit... Well it kinda creeped me out. Try to avoid it in the future. I'm planning on wearing the Priest collar and shirt.
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Weekly Sex Question: Are you addicted to Porn?
Addicted? No. Enjoy... Yes!! BTW, "Like the new name - Braggin" ;) The avatar is pretty sexy also!!
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At the end of our life our questions are simple: Did I life fully? Did I love well? Thoughts anyone?
What did I learn in the process? Otherwise you are dead on. (no pun intended)
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Where in time and in space are you on your journey?
I like to think back to Ebbets Field in Brooklyn in the late 1940's to early 1950's.
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I'm having a girl type slumber party. You're invited of course. 4 more girls are welcome. Who should we invite to our very exclusive overnight?
Can I crash???
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How far can you spit a spit ball?
I don't know.. I have spit an unpopped pop-corn kernel 6 rows in a crowded movie theater.
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What's the weather like in Sillyville?
Hot.. Hot and Wet... Good if your with a woman; Bad if you are in the jungle... :)
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I am Cruisin for a Sillyville Bruisin..what are you Cruisin for?
Sillyville Lay.
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If the Sillyville Clown was chasing you through the woods with a chainsaw that didn't have a chain..How fast would you run? In MPH?
Bax, That Sillyville Clown has always freaked me the F**k out. I told you a while back to get rid of him. One day I saw him standing near a school bus stop... After that I saw him making out with a strange mime (ok, i know its redundant "strange"/"mime")
If he started chasing me, I would take the opportunity to kick him in the groin (I assume it would not make a horn...
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Why do people insist on celebrating christmas when they know that it is NOT Jesus Christ's birthday?
Winter Solstice....
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Besides Jesus Christ, Whose Martyrdom touches you the most?
John Lennon
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What does the name Elohim, mean to you?
"The God most High" or "Most High God". It implies a group of lesser or subordinate gods.
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I believe that several gods are more descriptive than one....... how do you feel about it?
You really don't have to look very far to see hints of Polytheism in Judaism. In many cases the other gods/goddesses are absorbed into orthodox mythologies as human figures. The same is true of Christianity. Many of the saints were originally in the pantheon of gods of Greece and Rome.
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Who was a greater ballplayer, Willie Mays or Henry Aaron?
Mays
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Who is your all-time favorite Dodger,also favorite this season?
You have to go back to the days of the Brooklyn Dodgers "Dem Bums". Pee Wee Reese is my favorite. (The Duke, Jackie, Campy and Gil Hodges would round it out)
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Who would you like to see in the world series?
Cubs vs Sox
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Who was the best baseball player?
Position Player: Willie Mays (defense + batting) or Ted Williams (pure hitter)
Pitcher: Bob Gibson (We will never know, but Satchel Paige would have left his mark also)
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How close do you live to your favorite team's ball park? Have you been to any games yet this season?
Long damn way.
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Are you a Red Sox Fan?
Yes!! Go Sox!!
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What is your all time favorite baseball memory? Thank you. :)
(Seen Live) Sid Bream running for home in the 92 NLCS.
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Who is the greatest player in Detroit Tigers franchise history?
Like him or not..... Ty Cobb.
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What type of guy/man are you?
I'm a Bud man and a Cubs Fan!!!
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I am in the middle of deciding between two bibles, a New International Version bible and a New King James bible. Which one should I buy? ( I think the NIV is easier to understand but I've heard the NKJV is more accurate)
accuracy is in the eye of the beholder.
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Where are you going after you die?
I plan on attending a baseball game with my grand-dad at Ebbets field.
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I saw a funny sign outside a church the other day. It said "Try Jesus. If you don't like him the Devil will take you back." What do you think?
Pompous. (Typical)
My favorite stupid church sign states "Reason is the biggest enemy of the Church"
Second Place: "Swallow when you want to spit"
These are real... You can't make this shit up.
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Is Science more important than Religion to you?
Maybe not pure "natural science", but the quest for knowledge is more important than religion. This includes applied science and the social sciences.
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Is there any real benefit from trying to bring science and religion together? If yes, what?
No. Science is based on a methodology of questioning everything. The body of knowledge grows generation to generation.
Religion discourages questioning of any established doctrine (Anyone who does is labeled a heretic). We like to use the term "faith" in a belief system as something positive. In the same sentence we view the term "superstitions" as irrational. The...
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Why do so many act as if the labels "Deist" or "Agnostic" means "Atheist"?
Ignorance.
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Can demons hurt Jesus?
Only if they bring Kryptonite.
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Is it posible to eat just one Krispy Kreme donut?
I've tried, but have not been successful.
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Does it matter how many people your love interest has slept with?
Not as long as they didn't bring anything with them.. (if you know what I mean).
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Is it a sin 2 watch porn
Don't sweat it.
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Have you ever switched partners with friends ? If not would you like to?
No (sorry to say). I would be open to it, but the wife would not.
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Guys, have you ever jacked off at an adult bookstore or theater?
Once many many years ago.
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Have you masturbated today?
Not yet... I will later today :)
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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with?
I would break my bottle of Bud Light over his head... (excuse me I would finish drinking the beer before I broke the bottle over his head. No need or excuse in wasting beer.)
If that didn't work I would begin throwing the empty bottles that have accumulated in the man cave at him. :)
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What's your favorite memory of a baseball game that you were at?
I have never attended a baseball game with my dad. The first real sporting event we attended together was a major college football game back in the 90's I was in my late 20's and purchased the tickets.
I vowed to not do the same with my son. Since he was old enough to go, we attend at least on MLB game each year. Two years ago we took a trip to Chicago to see the Cubs play at...
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Is it normal for me to masterbate every day?
Do you eat everyday? Do you use the restroom everyday? How about sleep or brushing your teeth? If you answered "yes" to any of the above, you fall into the 99.9999999% of the entire population of the known world. Yes it is quite normal and helps you keep your sanity.
Its free and it helps you sleep....
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If while my partner is away I indulge in a little mutual masturbation with a close female friend, am I cheating on him?
Yep.. He's gonna be real pissed at you.... (straight face) Ok, Ok..... LOL!!! You have got to be fucking kidding me. ANY sexual act with another woman would be grounds for prayers of thanks giving and burnt offerings to the porn gods for finally answering the damn prayer...
OMG!!! If I found out my wife was having a little "mutie" with one of her friends, I would cream...
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Are christians delusional?
Many are. Most can't think beyond their belief system....
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As a child I was told that religion was about love, compassion, forgiveness etc. As a historian the lesson seems to be that religion is about hate, exclussion, discrimination. Is this discrepancy due to falability in the message or the messanger?
Its the nature of the beast. Religions/ideologies have always battled for power, control, and supremacy. Christianity is no exception. Man's access to God is limited to the route(s) dictated by the religion. It seems to me as long as an entity controls the route to God (doctrine) they control the minds of the members. They further attempt to spread their influence by attempting to...
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Is mary magdalene the same as virgin mary or were they two different people?
They represent two sides of the same entity. Same type of thing as Isis = Wife/sister of Osiris (in certain Egyptian myths) and Mother of Horus. There is are different myths were Horus and Osiris are (Father/Son) others where they are the same god. The Mary legend doesn't originate from a single source, so there are varying details.
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Does your mind wander during church? At what part of the service do you daydream the most?
When my wife makes me go (which is quite often)... I take a book to read during the service. I'm sitting there with glasses on reading about folk-lore, ancient myths and their impacts on western religion and philosophy. Its great. People look at me funny sometimes when they get a glimpse of the book titles. Hey at least I'm getting something out of the hour I have to sit there.
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Is the First Baptist Bar and Grill the only church in the bible belt that smells like a whiskey still?
I personally think its a great idea. They might lose their non-profit status. "Deacons in the back shooting pool"... Very funny. You can't make this crap up. Must have happened somewhere to motivate the song.
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Do you think it's right for me to skip church if I don't feel like going?
Know yourself and follow your gut. Don't let any group of people "guilt" you into going. If you get something out of it, go... If you don't, stay home Sunday and save 10%.
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
My wife and her best friend at the same time!!
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I am counting down the days the minute and the seconds till this happens.....?
I get to have a 3-way with my wife and her best friend!!!!! :p
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What is your favortite kind of porn?
Most anything made before the late 80s when mass production yielded shitty quality. Before tatoos and implants. I really enjoy the full bush 70s that were edgy and slightly kinky.
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What is the last porno movie you watched and masturbated too?
"And"..... Isn't that redundant? ;) Last night, "I like to watch" with Lisa DeLeeuw.
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Can I Flick your Bic?
Any time.... Day or Night!!! It's got plenty of fluid. ;)
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Is there any women out there who enjoy doing a guy with a strap on??? And why?
Bax you are a dirty girl..... ;)
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Do you remember the title of the last Porno you watched? Can you name one of the actor or actress that was in it?
Insatiable - Marilyn Chambers, Oral Annie rides again (guess who? Yep. Oral Annie) Man, I love the classics. There's no porn like the old porn.
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Im feeling naughty,what will you do with me?:)
slow start with foot massage and then a back rub. I slowly take off your bath robe and start lightly rubbing your breasts as I kiss the back of your neck. The rubbing gets gradually harder and I begin to twist and pinch your nipples. As I am standing behind you, you begin to feel my erection increase as I rub it against the crack of your ass. A light slap on your ass before I remove I...
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What is your darkest sexual fantasy?
Catholic version: I want to fuck a nun in church while a priest watches.
Protestant version: I want to fuck the preacher's wife and the piano player in the baptismal pool at the same time.
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Biblically speaking, why was the desire for knowledge such a horrible thing? I tend to admire it.
Free thought or pursuit of knowledge is very dangerous to existing belief systems which cannot backup their claims.
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Why is it that all major religions originate from the east?
Grasshopper.... That's where the Sun rises.
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Can anyone here provide a non-circular argument for the bible/god?
Ok. In the Beginning God created the heavens and..... No wait. In the Beginning was the Word and the... No wait The "Word" is "Logos".... Yep, there was light on the first day... wait the sun was created on the 3rd day...
It's all because of the flood of Gilgamesh.. er I mean Noah. I mean the separation of the firmament from the primodial chaos. Marduk and the...
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If it came to pass that your holy book was not the revealed word of God, but the works of man, how different would your life be?
My life wouldn't change at all. I've been saying that was the case for years.
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Do you think religion is addiction, more so than to drugs?
A big YES!! Some people fall so far into their belief systems that all else folly/false. Even when evidence points to the contrary. Even when it involves looking down on/hurting someone from another belief system. All they want is your money, time, unquestioning devotion and life blood. Its all about conditioning.
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What's orthodox and unorthodox?
Orthodox - "Correct Doctrine" or "Correct belief". There is no true "orthodox". Even in Christian circles, no one can agree on everything (major points included). A heretic is someone who "chooses" not to accept the orthodox.
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What is the difference between choosing to have faith and choosing to be delusional?
less than you might expect.
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Are you religious? and if so, everyday, or just on your sabeth?
No. I grew up in a fundamentalist family. I always wondered why it just didn't work for me. I always felt a certain degree of guilt/fear/ and uncertainty. It wasn't until later in life that ditched the dogma.
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Those who just attended my internet erotic party, will you return for another? Thanks for allowing ME to use MY imagination as well as using yours. I wasted time on a chat with someone not so open minded as we are. Who wants to join next time? Will post..
I didn't get to attend but would love to attend the next!!
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Ok im 5 foot 5 and about 116 pounds my breast are a large A i want breast implants what size would look best on me
Keep'em natural!!
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What is the best sex position for fat girls?
Ooooo, Plump lovin!!! I like staying on top. Don't ever let her sit on you face. If you can't hear the stereo anymore, she's too big to be on your face... Practice safe sex...
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When was the first time you saw a pair of boobs?
On Paper... Probably around 11. In hand, in mouth, up close and personal.. 15.
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Are you obsessed with Female Breasts?
Only if you define "obsessed" with thinking about them every 8 seconds or noticing the hottie with 36Ds working in the next office every time she walks by. Or God forbid the days her sexy nipples poke through her sweater/shirt/etc... OMG, here we go again.... ;)
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Is black pussy better than white pussy?
Its all pink on the inside... :)
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What would make for a bad flavor of chewing gum?
The Mars "Menstrual" bar would not be very popular.. <yuck>
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If one tries to get out of masturbating habit, which ways should I suggest? Your opinion, pls!
Whatever you do don't think about tits and pussy!!! Don't let those soft round ample mams with hardened nipples cross your thoughts.. Try not to think of the look, taste, and smell of a fresh bush. The long-legs and silk panties slightly showing the crack of her round ass...... (sweating) Hold on a minute while I go take care of something (heavy breathing...).......
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What do you do to get your pussy wet?
Let someone taste it. ;)
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Guys, if you see a girl masturbating, what will be your reaction,please be honest.
Well, If lightning strikes and that happens.... I will stop and watch. If possible (without screwing up the show), blow a load myself.
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How would you start a jerk circle?
I would suggest doing it at a church group meeting... :)
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Do you know why masturbation is better then sex?
Fantasy is always better than reality.
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Is it cheating if you only watch each other masturbate? No touching?
Well.... My wife would say so. If she caught me naked with someone else there would be hell to pay. However, I find the thought of mutual masturbation with a different woman VERY sexy.
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Who invented porn?
it can be found in various cave drawings. It is therefore as old as mankind.
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What would you rate your dirtymind on a scale of 1-10? 10 being Filthy
I probably a 10. I might dip to an 8 on Sunday... Ok, I'm lying. Sunday is a mighty "horn" day. :)
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Do guys really enjoy having their balls licked and fondled while they are receiving oral?
Ooooooooo... Yep. I really like that!!! (Its been a long fucking time, but as best I remember....)
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How many of you married guy's is there that don't give your wife enough oral sex.?
Love to give it. She won't give it back....:(
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Wife wont return oral pleasure
Mine won't either. Pisses me off pretty bad. I'm still thinking of hiring a professional.
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Who thinks 69 is the best oral sex position?
Pretty much my favorite... :)
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What do I face at the end of the world as a bisexual?
As many of the other answers state... "The same thing we all face." Be yourself and know yourself.
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What is the purpose of tithing?
Primary source of church revenue. In many ways its like a tax.
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My Protastant freind is constantly trying to tell me how good her church is, and how I should join? How do I tell her I am happy with my faith, and let us just be freinds?
Take the high road. She probably lacks information and perspective. She also has a significant emotional investment in her version of the "truth". There is probably nothing you can say short of simply being nice and hoping she lets it go. Otherwise find new friends.
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What does god physically look like?
See "Light".
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Genesis 6:4 says the "Sons of God" took human women and had sex with them. How many sons does God have?
My opinion.. Common mythology with the ancient Greeks. Look to the gods of Mt Olympus who came down to have sex with mortals... Most likely originates in the east (Persia/India)
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If you could have a steamy, rock your world, one night stand with the person you are most attracted to right now (not your S/O), with no strings attached, and your S/O would NEVER find out, would you?
I would love to say no.... But in reality, if the opportunity presented itself with minimal risk... I'm only human....
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Where is the best place in the universe to squirt your load?
On her tits.
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Do you fantasize someone every time you masterbate?
Yes.
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My bF showed a video of me having sex with my dog to a group of guys who belong to our swing club. They want me to do it on stage as the main erotica act. I like the idea, but I am worried that I will be treated like a circus freak after.
Can I watch??? If they've already seen the video, no big deal. If you want to show them, I say go for it!!
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Men, what happened the first time a girl made you cum? How did she do it? Lubed or not? Were you both naked? Did you touch her as well? How long did you last?
hand-job. I don't really remember how long it lasted. I know I had been trying to get in her pants all night. We watch some soft-porn movie (late 80s from the rental store). She had a very nice pair of tits. I got to fondle, kiss, and lick all over them before and during the HJ. I don't think she ever let me actually finger her. I think she came once or twice rubbing through...
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Do you have a pre masturbation ritual? Like turning off the lights, getting under the covers....or is that just me?
Locking the damn door before you put the tape in!!! Learned that one the hard way. ;)
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Girls, have you ever masturbated with a salad ingredient (like a cuke or carrot) and then USED it in a salad which you served to other people (without them knowing)?
Dirty, Kinky, Nasty, and well mostly fucked up.... Depending on the girl, I find this quite interesting & hot. Good one!! :P
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Guys: Have any of you ever received a "paint job"? Do you know what this is, in regards to a sex act?
Had not heard of that term before. After reading the responses.... Hey, I like it. I really like it when the "boys" get a fresh coat of paint. Great question!
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Osiris, Mithra, and others were all Son of God, savior gods prior to Jesus - all from the same general region. Early Christians said that only Jesus is the real savior and that Satan counterfitted him in the others. Do they still believe that?
????? I'm talking about church motives not wealth of empires. Bottom line, the basis of my argument is the fact that almost all of the attributes of Jesus are similar to dying & resurrecting god-men ("sons of God") from various cultures many centuries before him. From Egypt to Greece to Persia to Rome (Even Asia, Northern Europe and the America's). A blind eye can...
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Why is pauls thorn in flesh not taken literally as fundamentalists like to think everything written in the bible is?
I agree. I bet it hurt like hell also. I had one in a finger once. Bloody thing got infected. Rose bush... had trouble getting it out. Damn. I know how Paul feels. :)
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Osiris, Mithra, and others were all Son of God, savior gods prior to Jesus - all from the same general region. Early Christians said that only Jesus is the real savior and that Satan counterfitted him in the others. Do they still believe that?
No. The solar myths existed long before Christianity. The more I look, the less I can find that is truly original to the Christian belief system.
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Why don't creationists like facts?
Facts which support something outside the belief system cause a conflict of faith.
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Biblically speaking, why was the desire for knowledge such a horrible thing? I tend to admire it.
The Genesis account is part of a much older and ubiquitous mythology. There are various esoteric meanings behind the story.
On a related note; Knowledge is power. Organized religion is threatened by free-thinkers and open minds. Control and influence could be jeopardized.
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Why can't religion be discussed without soliciting offence in either party? (Or can it, and how?)
The only areas where dogma is acceptable is within religions and belief systems. To question the elements questions the dogma and opens the possibility that the entire house of cards could come down.
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Is the bible is written by men who had other motives? For example, I've heard the bible must be true because the old testament predicted what would happen in the new the testament? Isn't that circular thinking?
Short answer "Yes". [1] Selective interpretation of "predictions" from selective sources is not "Prophesy". [2] Using a source to support itself (One book of the Bible to support the claims in another is NOT credible.) [3] Post-diction as opposed to Pre-diction (writing about events after they occur then pretending the document existed prior to the event.....)
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What are some of the "holes" in the story of Noahs arc? I will start: Didn't other people at that time have boats? what happend with them?
Biggest problem is that the story exists in various older forms from Sumeria/Babylonia. It is actually a variation of part of their creation myths.
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What are your objections to "born again" Christians?
I find most of them very closed-minded (brain-washed) to the point that even considering an alternative viewpoint unacceptable. You can go as deep as you want inside the fence (belief system), but cannot pivot around to see anything beyond it. Someone once said that the only place dogma is tolerated is within religious systems.
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What Christian phrases/slogans/arguments are you tired of hearing? Explain please!
"Have a blessed day", "Go back to Genesis, you'll see it happened just like it says in the Bible", "What do you mean Jonah and Ester aren't literal history????", "Sure there are historical records outside the NT that mention the life of Jesus"
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Whats the perfect boob size?
Anything between A and GGG is great!!! My personal favorite is a healthy C to Firm D.
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Why man's penis usually stand at morning?
That's its way of saying "Good morning, Lets go find some Poon!!!"
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Who are some self-important groups of people?
Conservative Christians
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I need catholic help.I'm addicted to mastrbation and porn.
Don't sweat it... Wank away!!!
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Is it easier to convert an atheist or agnostic to Christianity?
Or is it easier for a Christian to become agnostic or atheistic?
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Who has the "Hots" for their neighbor?
I do!!! 2 of them. One on the right, and one 4 houses down. Both MILFs.
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I would like to have a one night stand with my married neighbor. I am also married. It would be just for fun, no strings. How do I approach her without risking the friendship we have if she says no?
She'll probably tell your wife. You need to feel her out before dropping this kind of bomb on her. Hell I would like to have a one night stand with a 2 or 3 of my neighbor's wives.... Shitting close to home is a problem.
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I am a married man. I am also a manager of a company. I am also 42. One of my co workers who is 32 and very sexy is flirting with me and wants to have sex. she says that nobody needs to know and it will be just fun. what should I do?
Don't shit where you eat. However, it probably would be fun... Never mind, she's probably the psycho bitch from hell. You might end up with rabbits and such boiling on the stove.
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If you could bring back 1 TV show that had ben canceled what would it be?
x-files
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What was your favorite cartoon while growing up? Be honest!
Superfriends & Bugs Bunny
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What do I do if my boyfriend wants me to suck his dick and let it cum inside of my mouth instead of on my face or tits?
I say do it. :P
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What's something good I could say to Saint Peter if I were to go to Heaven?
Dude, I thought you were the "gate keeper" between the darkness and light (Horus and Set).
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Ladies....Do you have a gay guy friend?
Not a lady, but I'm looking for a couple of lesbians to be friends with .... :)
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Which is your favorite Star Wars location?
The small space between Leia's breast's in the slave-girl costume.
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What's the first dirty movie that you remember seeing?
Swedish Erotica #17
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Bill Clinton says,"I never inhaled". Do you remember where you were at when you did a Clinton?
At the cleaners trying to get rid of some "stains". :)
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What's the best kind of dip to bring to a party in Sillyville?
skinny :)
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Who likes boobs?
Not me.....
Ok, Who am I kidding? I LOVE the boobies. I think about them all the time.... I, I, I try not to stare at the nice racks walking down the hall at the office, but I just can't help myself..... I, I know they are soft and smell like Bath and Body works. Ohhhh, nature's perfect creation. I only wish they weren't covered most of the time. :D
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I 'm a woman. I LOVE to look at PLAYGIRL, Hot Naked Men and Porn. I get turned on and masturbate. Many of my friends do. We women are Visual Beings too! Any other ladies the same way out there?
My wife loves watching porn with me.
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Which type of pornographic film are you most intrigued by?
Vintage. 60s and 70s.
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Im 22 female and suddenly uncontrollably horny, what is wrong with me?
Nothing. Enjoy yourself. Practice safe sex, but enjoy and explore your sexuality. I think being horny is how you know you're alive. :)
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
As her hand moved slowly down her stomach from her buxom chest, she prepared to remove....
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For your next birthday, what would be the best gift anyone can ever give you?
a 3-way with my wife and her best friend!!!
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I woke up this morning to a black cat staring at me, dont know how it got in all window's and doors were locked. What does that mean?
Its time to f*cking leave!!!
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Would you rather attend a high school reunion or a family reunion? Have you gone to either kind?
I've gone to both. (They both suck..)
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What where you doing in there?
Ah.... Nothing, honest. Ah... I was just.... I was just going to the bathroom. That's it. I was just going to the bathroom and boy do I feel better.
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God parts the clouds and asks you if you'd like to go to heaven. You say __________.
I had a drunk chick ask me that once... Well it wasn't heaven, but it wasn't bad. :)
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Ronald McDonald is ________.
Closet homosexual
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The public bathroom is ___________.
nasty
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Have you ever been admitted to the VIP area in a club? What got you in?
Yep. $250 and the stripper who I paid for 30 minutes.
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Have you ever had a premonition?
Many times. They seem to come in waves.
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'Be careful what you wish for'.....what's a good example of a wish being granted that would end up badly?
The guy who said marrying the wrong person is correct. However, on a smaller scale it would be wishing for the "beer goggle beauty" at the local pub only to find out (the next morning) she has a flaming case of herpes. Oh, Oh... Or to realize when the beer goggles are gone that she had a flaming case of herpes AND and Adams apple. :)
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What's the flattest thing you've ever seen?
There was this chick I dated in college.... I later called her "Flap Jack".
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Would you buy and eat SHRIMP COCKTAIL from a vending machine?
WTF???? Hell no. Would you drink water from a urinal?
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Whats the hardest you ever laughed?
Parents drug me to church when I was a kid. One Sunday night the preacher started going all "Hell, Fire, and Brimstone" and his false teeth flew out of his mouth.
I laughed my ass off. I always thought he was a self-righous ass anyway.
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I am your Genie, due to financial pressure, I can only grant you one wish and is limited to your body. What would you want changed?
x-ray vision to see boobies and bottoms whenever I wished ;p
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What do you do when you sit out on your deck or porch all alone?
Drink a beer, scratch my balls, read a book, check out the sexy neighbor, ponder why I didn't major in Philosophy or pursue the Ph.D when I had the opportunity.
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If you had a twin...would you be the evil one?
I am the happy drunk and would be the horny twin.
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What happened to Flight 19? Do you believe in the mystery of the Bermuda Triange?
They got lost and crashed.
However, wouldn't it be totally freaky if they flew out of a cloud one day and landed in Florida thinking they were in the 1940's?
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How old were you when you found out "the truth" about Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc?
What!?!?!? Did Santa finally come out of the closet? I always thought the tooth fairy was gay. Why else would he call himself "fairy". I don't know how the Easter Bunny got mixed up with them.... (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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In your opinion, is the book of Revelations meant to be interpreted literally or symbolically?
Symbolically.
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Liberal Christians- Does it annoy you when the extremely religious tell you that you need to accept Jesus as your saviour? I'm a believer but to me my beliefs are personnal. I resent when people like my neighbor tries to preach to me
Not anymore. I view fundy christians as an instrument of chaos.
I used to let them bother me because you can't have an rational discussion with an irrational person.
(You also can't argue with an idiot, they just take you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
However, they live in a very small box of reality and this limits their perspective on life the...
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Where is the logic in creationism? How on Earth can anyone honestly believe in it?
What I find interesting from the creationist view that
if the universe was created and set in order by a deity, it is therefore my deity (Hebrew/Christian). The book of Genesis tells it all and is absolute. Allegory is not an option.
They argue against Darwinism but never address the other ancient belief systems about the creation of the world. Why is the Genesis account better and...
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Is oral sex essential to a healthy relationship?
YES!!! Giving and receiving.
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My boyfriend is a virgin, and we are going to do it for his first time. What makes a guy happy, especially for his first time?
It won't really matter. He'll stick it in, three-four strokes, splat. "Uh well.... that was great!! Was it good for you to?"
FYI, If you rub it more than 2-3 seconds, his first time will be a hand-job.
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I want to see my wife take another man while i watch. Is that wrong?
Wrong, No. Kinky, Yes. I would kind of like to see that myself. I doubt it will ever happen.
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You are driving your 16 year old babysiter home. She is very hot, a little slutty, and has made it clear that you could have her, no strings attached. It's raining out, you pull over to the side, and she starts to rub your crotch...you do what?
As much of a "Dear Penthouse" or "My porno fantasy" moment it might be.... Nothing good can come of it. Go home, jack off, and find a new baby sitter.
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Gentlemen when was the last time you allowed a woman to touch your penis and give you some real TLC?
Allow??? Heck, I encourage it!!!
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My penis is around 8.5 inches hard but it curves slightly to my left. its not too dramatic but i notice it. why is this? anything i can do?
Dude... (blank stare) Be thankful for the 8.5 with a curve. it could be 4 and perfectly straight. :)
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How do you hide an erection when you in a puplic place
Just let it show.
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I wish my husbands dick was bigger? How can I address this without making him feel terrible? Am I alone here? Size does matter.
Just give me a call. (wink)
Tread lightly. There are some products that will help. There are penis extenders 1.5 - 4 inches. They fit over the dick like a condom but the end is like a cyberskin dildo. adds length and width.
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Gentlemen which hand do you hold your penis in most?
Lefty. Righty when I need some "strange".
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If you were given a really old computer... what would you do with it..?
Tie a rope to it. Use it on a fishing boat as anchor.
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How do you know when to stop drinking?
shortly after the naked picture of you with the transexual gets posted on the internet.
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Have you ever tried mustard on a warm donot? I promise! It's wonderful.
I put peanut butter on a potato chip once...
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Do you believe in banning books in a public library?
Banning books is for Nazi's and Communists!!!
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Is "what goes in must come out" ^actually^ true?
I swallowed a quarter once. (bought a cup of coffee with it 2 days later.) ha-ha.
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What exactly do you love so much about BBW?
I love it all. Nice plump juicy asses, round voluptous tits... Mostly a lot to hold on to. Be careful being on bottom with a BBW.
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Skirt with no panties: Hot or Trashy?
Very Trashy!!! (But I LOVE it!!! show me more!!!)
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What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Dirty, Disgusting, Animalistic, Sloppy, raunchy, and VERY HOTT!!! Highly recommend it!
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How can I remove the smell of poop from the leather seats of a car?
An 18-wheeler coming toward you in your lane huh?
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Would you run into a burning building to save a neighbor's cat?
Nope. Sorry.
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How long did it take you to be able to undress in front of your mate with the lights on?
About 10 seconds. It would have taken 5 but I fumbled around with the buttons on my shirt and my zipper got stuck!!! ;)
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Is there anything in the Bible against lesbians, or are they good to go?
Good to go!!! (Multiple times) ;P
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I AM GOD. Do you not believe me? Can you PROVE me wrong?
I bet if I pray to you for something and I pray to a gallon of milk for the same thing.... Well the results will probably be the same (Yes, No, or Wait) Neither you nor the gallon of milk can lose!!! Wait a minute (thoughtful look on face with hand on chin....) :o
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Why do so many, if not all christian people believe that a person needs to believe in god to have morals?
Lack of perspective (to put it mildly). Brainwashed by religious leaders to state it bluntly.
Example:
1) I believe myself to be moral
2) I believe God directs my (or my groups) decisions, and dictates specific groups of moral rules (laws).
Therefore, God is required for a sense of morality.
Since I know the mind of God, it matters not what others think or believe because they...
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IT'S A BOY! Can you help me figure out a middle name that goes well with Straton?
Briggs
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My husband and I haven't had sex in a while. He was out late one evening. When I picked his underwear up the next day to do laundry, I got a clear gel looking/feeling substance on my hands. Could this have been 12 hour old cum?
Cum usually dries. More likely its a lube.
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What is the most humorous way to tell your s/o that you have busted them cheating on you? I will post the best one I have heard as an answer.
So, Do I need to get a shot for YOUR kidney infection?
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Can you proudly say that you are humble?
I understand the joke, but humility is a paradox. If you ever achieve humility and realize it, you become proud and as a result lose your humility. Ha-Ha. Good question.
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Have you heard of the legend of Technios?
Does it involve the life, death, and resurrection of a solar deity?
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My wife came home in the early morning hours and told me she had sex with a woman. Later she said that the woman's husband and a friend watched. Then later she said the husband participated, but not with her. And, the other guy watched. Any thoughts?
Dear Penthouse..... (Sounds like a full blown (no pun intended) orgy. Hate to say it, but your wife probably got laid by one or both of the guys..)
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I want to watch my boyfriend kiss another girl and possibly more, is that weird?
Weird? No Grasshopper. Consider yourself enlightened. Peace, Love, and Kink be with you.
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How to make a girl to fall in love with you
Voo Doo? (Otherwise you are out of luck.)
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Hi to all. I'm married,im 23 years old and I have one kid. I do masturbate when my husband not at home. Is that bad? I dont know what today sometimes when i feel so horny.Goshhhh i dont know whats going on.
Diddle away!!! It's free and good for you.
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How come fat girls arent good at sex?
Sez Who? From my experience the "Less than 10s" are usually the best fucks. Plump girls are soft and fun to squeeze.
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Who did Penn State defeat in a 27 to 24 thriller in 1982?
Nebraska
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What are the most 4th down conversions attempted and made in an NCAA football game?
No idea. I would go ask Les Miles. He probably knows. :)
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Which do you like better? College football or the NFL?
College!!!
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What do you do during the Half Time Show?
1) Pee
2) Go get more beer and snacks.
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If I say "Pittsburgh Steelers", who’s the first player that pops into your mind?
Jack Lambert (with teeth missing and blood on his pants.)
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What is your favorite Super Bowl commercial?
Apple - 1984
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Whats your favorite college football team. American football.
Go Bama!!! Roll Tide!!
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In your opinion, who is the best quarterback in NFL history?
In terms of who I want leading my team.... Joe Montana. Dan Marino would be my 2nd pick.
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What teams would you love to make it to the Superbowl?
Oakland Raiders vs Dallas Cowboys
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Christians: If you had a transexual/homosexual/lesbian/bisexual relative would you still want them to be part of your life?
I do have one. Yes, I like him being part of my life. His sexuality is none of my business.
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Is the war in Afghanistan a "just war"?
There are no "just" wars.
"And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore. There already over-crowded from your dirty little war. And Jesus don't like killin' no matter what the reason for. So your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore" - John Prine
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If you could create a new slogan for McDonalds, what would it be?
"We know we suck, but we're still making money!!!"
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If Satan committed suicide, where would he end up?
Probably an infinite loop....
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When will people realize that Hell is a political manuver to scare encourage people to follow the rules?
No end in sight....
Imagine - John Lennon
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Can a divorced man be voted in as a deacon in the Baptist church?
Depends on his level of financial contribution.
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If only 144,000 Jehovah witnesses will be saved on Judgement Day, why do they keep trying to recruit more people, surely they have enough people already, and so wont knock on my door on Saturday mornings when I am having a lie in.
Tell them you are a druid. It seems to work pretty well.
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Wow, it has been 13 years since the passing of Jerry Garcia. What is your fondest recollection of the man?
Say the Dead for the last time on April 5, 1995. A great set. He died later that summer and I was in San Fran in August on Business. I went to Golden Gate park for the memorial and went by the house at Haight-Ashbury. I took a few pictures and reflected on the past.
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What is the difference between Protestant religion and Baptist religion?
I believe the original baptists were a Puritan off-shoot of the church of England in the 17th century. Its been a while since I looked into this but I believe one of the earliest churches was in Amsterdam.
There is a belief among certain Baptists that their faith is unique and goes back to the first century (not a descendant of Roman Catholicism or the Protestant Revolution.) This is...
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What are the chances of me having a fairy godmother?
100% if your Timmy Turner
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Who is narrating the creation of the world in the book of Genesis?
James Earl Jones
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In Richard Dawkins's scale of theism, where do you locate yourself? (see my answer)
3 to 5 depending on the day of the week and season. However, this is in general relation to the question of a deity or deities. With regard to the Judeo/Christian dogma I am on the high end of the scale.
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Would the world be better off if everyone were agnostic and nonreligious?
Imagine - John Lennon
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Do you believe the bible is the actual and factual "word of 'God'"?
Most of the OT is based on the mythologies of Egypt, Babylonia/Assyria. The NT is a thinly veiled exoteric Greek version of the before mentioned myths.
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Any people here who [[ :-) finally ]] found peace through atheism or agnosticism?
Peace and relief.
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My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 years and we just recently moved in together. Right after we moved in i discovered that he likes to watch porn and look at half naked women on the internet. Should I be worried?
Nope. Normal guy.
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Are my legs too skinny? (pic in 1st answer)
Nope. Very nice. ;P
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Guys: Do you masterbate even if you are getting some regular action or know you will be getting action later?
Sometimes. I find if I get a good wank in early in the day and get laid that night, I can last forever.
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Guys... chocking the chicken... guilty or innocent?
Not me. I am he "Master of my Domain". Oops.... I'm out.... Guilty.
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What is your favorite porn flick of all time?
Young Head Nurses, I like to Watch, Neon Nights
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How often do you masturbate? Be honest.
1-3 times per week. What makes me cum the hardest??? Old porno movies from the 70s and early 80s.
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I was born with a natural "tan". How do I get rid of it?
Consider yourself lucky. I tend to get sun burned.
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From a males perspective...do you like booty shorts when it says bootylicious?
I'm sorta like a pirate... I like anything related to "booty".
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I wanna lick you like a _______? Fill in the Blank
I would love to lick you like an ice-cream cone.
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Does having your breasts touched turn you on?
Touching breasts turns me on....
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If you had a Muffin, would you share it with me?
I don't have a "muffin". But what I have, I will gladly share with you ;P
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What are the ingredients in Hardees thivkburger?
Do you remember Mr. Ed?
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Can i buy big mac sauce?
Kraft Thousand Island.
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Whats a good cure for blue balls
A blow-job & tit fuck combo.
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What do you look like?
You are a Doll!!!!
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If I was going to toke it up..what song should I have playing in the backround?
Ripple, Strawberry Fields, or anything off of Pink Floyd the Wall.
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Speaking from a Christian point of view: If you are meant to love thy neighbour, what if thy neighbour is homosexual?
Love him/her anyway.
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What's your deciding factor for choosing a major in college?
I wish I could give more + points for this question. In my case the primary factor was starting salary and demand for people with a specific major. In other words I got an undergraduate degree in a field which I hated but paid well. Some years later I went back and got a Masters Degree in a different but related field. Probably one of the best moves I've made. However, looking back...
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Is it safe for a male to masturbate and is it a sin?
It's safe (don't do it while driving). It is NOT a sin.
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What are your feelings on Necrophilia?
I'm cold to it. (ha-ha... Ok, I know it was lame.)
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If I danced around my house naked, would you think that I am crazy?
Nope. Just leave your blinds open and tell me what time!!! ;-)
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What is better flat chested or small busted or large busted?
I'm an equal opportunity breast man. If I get to play with them.... they're fine with me!!!
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My GF and I both enjoy a varied sex life. We are both open and are not perverted or overtly kinky. Our little foible is we like threesomes ..invariably with Dwarfs..sometimes made up as a clown..but she always insists on a MALE Dwarf/clown is she Kinky?
Only if you make the dwarf sing the Umpa-lumpa song.
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Is it embarrasing working in McDonalds?
Only on the days you have to dress up like a clown and get in the barrel.
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Can you type something that would make my toes curl?
After a long and steamy sex session I turned to my girl and said "That was pretty good. I know it was good for you, I saw your toes curl up." To which she replied, "It was ok, my toes curled up because you forgot to take my pantyhose off.
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Why do men talk to your breasts?
We can't take our eyes off of them. Showing a little cleavage just makes it worse.
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If you were to have a one night stand with a current celebrity, whom would you choose?
Liv Tyler
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How can you know your man is cheater
Is he breathing?
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If you could have SEX (not "make love") with any person, living or from the past , who would that be?
I would hit Christy Canyon when she was 18 (just before the porn career).
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Have you ever been tied up?
Trust me on this one.... When the fire department shows up to cut you free..... They will laugh at you. Make sure you know where the keys are before any funny business takes place.
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Why is it that every time i have sex my dick starts to hurt the next day
Dude.... That's like asking, "Why does it hurt when I pee?????"
I would go see a doctor.
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I am a male. How do I strip for my wife?
1) Turn on SportsCenter
2) Open your beer
3) Start dancing
4) Go take a leak
5) Come back and dance some more (burp or fart)
6) Start taking off your cloths
7) Hope there are no skid marks in your shorts
8) If #7 then "throw shorts far away"; else "drop'em"
9) ask for BJ.
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During intercourse (woman on top) how can I tell if my boyfriend has finished or not? sometimes I'm selfishly concentrated on me and dont know if he's done or not and I hate asking him, should I be able to tell without seeing ejaculation? if so how?
It goes limp, he goes to sleep.
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I love to give oral sex it is probibly my favorite thing to do.....is this weird? Also i love phone sex cuz me and my BF have along distance relationship and we do it often is this normal?
Nice! I say find what you enjoy and do it often!!!
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My boyfriend wants to watch me get pleasured by another woman and not participate himself. He said he would get off just watching. I've never done this before but willing. How should I take this?
Cookie... He's a normal guy. I would love to watch my wife with another woman. Like he said, I would just like to watch. (Very common fantasy). However, you are willing!!! (VERY lucky guy!!)
Enjoy yourself. Don't worry about it.
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Every time I climb up vertical poles I get a great feeling between my legs, to the point of orgasm if you persist. Does anyone else share this?
When I see naked women swinging on poles, I tend to get a boner..... I usually throw them a dollar, then they try to hustle me for a table dance.
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Has anyone read Marvel's comic; Civil War? And if you were to pick a side, Who would u join? Either join Iron man in revealing superhero identities or Captain America to keep the hero's identites hidden?
Don't trust the government. I would join Cap.
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If you were Batman, who would you want to be your Robin?
Liv Tyler
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Who's your favorite female superhero?
DC - Power Girl Marvel - Emma Frost. Who would win in a naked Jell-O wrestling match I don't know, but I would enjoy watching :)
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I haven't read comics in years. Someone just leant me watchmen and it blew me away. Any modern comics hold a candle to the mature smart storylines of that graphic novel? Where should i start?
Preacher. (Part romance, Part Western, Part Horror, Part Drama..... Mainly just f*^%ed up.) Quote from the author.
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If you were Superman, would you have given up your superpowers to marry Lois Lane?
Hell no. My x-ray vision would allow me to see every woman on the planet naked. My super-stamina would allow me to nail 500-1000 different chicks per day.
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If the Hulk and The Thing were in a UFC fight, who would win?
Hulk.
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Who started up this idea of trading cards?
Smokers (Tobacco companies)
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What is your favorite movie that you own on VHS?
Field of Dreams. I need to convert.
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From what movie can you quote the most lines?
Pulp Fiction
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Did The Wizard of Oz scare you as a child? If so, what scene(s) or characters?
f&%$ing Monkeys man, f*&^%ing Monkeys.
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Do you mind watching subtitled films or do they drive you nuts?
I like them very much.
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What was one of the most unique movies you've seen? Why did you consider it unique?
PI & A Clockwork Orange
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What is your favorite film that is based on a work of Edgar Allan Poe?
60's film. The Fall of the House of Usher.
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Does christian see the harry potter movie?
Why not?
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Why did anakin skywalker go to the dark side?
It was better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners were a lot more fun.
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Who is the best Animaniacs character?
Hello Nurse!!!
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Have you ever cried when a celebrity died? If so, who?
John Lennon. (Imagine)
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What celebrity would you want to play the Hulk?
I think Richard Simmons would be funny as Hell!!!
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Did Burl Ives ever sing a song about a monkey & an elephant? I'm wondering because that was just one of about 28 songs which sent me to sleep when I was about eight.
The Grateful Dead sang a song about a Monkey and an Engineer...
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If a waitress is wearing a name tag, will you call her by her name?
Probably not. Most waitresses prefer to be called "Honey", "Babe", "Toots", "Sweetheart"... (only kidding) I try to call them by their name.
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Have you ever cracked open an egg for breakfast and discovered a partially developed chick inside but served it up anyway as chicken and eggs?
Had a friend find a chicken once. Breakfast was over.
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Do you like to eat cold pizza for breakfast?
Hell no.
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What’s your favorite kind of muffin?
19 & Blond.... Er, Blueberry :)
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Are Snap, Crackle, and/or Pop married?
In a bizarre chain of events, Pop was murdered outside the Kelloggs home office by Snap when he threatened to come out of the closet about his long-time affair with the Post Super Sugar Crisp Bear. Snap "Snapped" in a fit of jealousy killed Pop with a large spoon. He is currently serving 25 to life. Crackle has not been seen since he got out of drug rehab. Rumor has it he is...
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A Realmans breakfast consists of Pancakes, Bacon, Eggs, and a side of?
The waitress with the cleavage.
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If you make grilled cheese, do you add anything extra? I like to add some Shaved Black Forest Ham.
Breakfast - Add Sausage, egg, and cheese.
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What is your favorite sandwich shop to eat at? (it doesn't have to be a franchise) What do you order?
Jim's Steaks - Philly.
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Why has coffee become so expensive recently?
The market will bear it.
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How many cups of coffee do you consume in a day?
5-7
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KFC, which meal?
go somewhere else.
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Whats the grossest thing you've ever found in your KFC meal?
hair in the bottom of the box....
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Why does shellfish make people horney?
Shellfish, McDonalds, Green M&Ms, Wind Blowing..... (hell, everything makes my horney.)
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Would you rather eat an oyster or die quickly and painlessly?
Die quick and painless.
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What is your favourite snack when watching movies?
Popcorn
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Do you still have leftovers from 2 weeks ago in your fridge?
After 2 weeks it should be called "Science Experiment"
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How drunk have you gotten?
17 Vodka Tonics in about 45 Minutes. Vendor function in S.F. back in 1995 with free booze (small glasses - snuck up on me). I went back to my hotel room (with help). Puked all in the bathroom (toilet, sink, mirror, shower, floor, walls... (I think my head spun all the way around)
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What is in you opinion the best candy and why?
Twix or Chocolate Payday.
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Have you had rice today?
Actually, Yes. Red Beans and Rice for dinner.
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If you open up a beer, how long will it take you to drink it.
Depends - Hot summer day = Very Fast (LT 5 minutes), Watching a baseball game = moderate (Inning or 2), Strip Club = Slow (Relax and enjoy. At least 3 dancers and a feature act.)
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Is it essential to have American Cheese atop your hamburger to go along with your Freedom Fries?
Yes!!! With onions also. BTW, I could never get used to calling them "freedom fries". I think I will coin the phrase "Stint Fries". Thoughts?
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True or False: McDonalds makes you FART?
Sausage with Egg McMuffin + Hashbrown....... (Unacceptable) Make sure someone is in the car with you and lock the windows.... Loads of fun!!!
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What annoys you more than anything when going through a drive through?
Having a very simple order &*^%ed up and not realizing it until you've driven away.
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Burger King's burgers and McDonalds fries, who's with me?
How about a run to Krystal? Even Better... The Varsity in Atlanta Ga???
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If you are gay do you go to hell?
No....
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Should a Christian play poker?
Go for it!!! Play for money, clothes, whatever.. Its a free country.
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Are you a "non-conformist"?
non-conformist
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What would you do all night long?
In the immortal words of John Prine..."I've got my hand in my pocket thinking about you." ha-ha. I really tend to watch too much late night baseball (+ESPN) and the History Channel. Then I regret it the following morning when I NEED coffee to stay awake.
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Guys: long legs or short legs on a woman?
Long and Strong!!! (Short isn't bad either :) )
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Do you believe in family curses, or any other types of curses?
I'm a Cubs fan. I hate goats.
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I just found a dead squirrel in my garden, is this a sign of something?
Rat Poison
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For you superstitious types: What does an empty fortune cookie mean (i.e. no fortune, no little piece of paper in it)?
Their production process lacks proper controls.
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Is it good luck when a bird poops on you?
I don't know about "luck", but its f*cking nasty. I caught one on top of my head once.
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Is it a sin to masturbate?
NO!!
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I am a woman and I get aroused watching porn and looking at Playgirl. It's not only men who are visual so are women! I can't masturbate unless I am turned on by visual or touch. So men and women are very much alike? Some men can't accept this.
Sweet!!! What types of porn movies do you like?
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What do you like most about cybersex?
Few people have ever contracted an STD from their left or right hands. ;)
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Genuine question, dont laugh! Do guys care if a womans pussy lips are small or big?
Nope.. However, I went out with a girl during college that had this "tag" on one side of her pussy. It was about a 1-2 inch piece of pussy lip that hung down on the right side (shaped like the letter "L" or a sock). It was sort of weird... We didn't go out long after I "discovered" this unique feature.
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Am I the only one who has a hard time getting up in the mornings?
If I would go to bed at a decent time.... I tend to sit up too late and have problems the following morning. Thank God for strong Coffee!!
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Exactly what is Scientolgy?
See: "Bull Shit"
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My 13 year old just informed me she has a boyfriend(How cute)! So starts my roller coaster ride! Any hope or advice for me?
18 is only 5 years away.
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To the Boys...Do you ever get jealous of your s/o toys?
No way!!! I love to watch her play with them.... ;-)
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If you drink a whole bottle of red wine, how do you feel the next day?
A whole bottle? Well, my back and neck are usually sore from the projectile vomiting I did around 12:45 am.
It happened after my wife's 40th B'day... A whole bottle of Merlot during dinner, 4 beers afterward, followed by some kind of girly mixed drink that someone at our table didn't want... (I remember something about chocolate.)
I was ok until the ride home......
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Do you have sexual fantasies you wouldn't dare telling anyone?
Well there was the day at the funeral home.. I mean nursing home... err, I mean the dairy department at the grocery store... I mean that time with the water-melon..... (Only kidding)
I think my fantasies are fairly common. (2 chicks at the same time (or even better TWINS), My wife's best friend naked on my face... basic stuff.
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If your friend told you that they were psychic, how would you feel?
If my friend was a female, I would close my eyes and start visualizing her naked. If I get slapped, I guess she's psychic. ;)
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What do you think would happen if we could read each other's minds?
I think we would realize that we are all perverts! ;)
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Ever since China was hit by that tragic earthquake, do you notice how all the pro-Tibet protesters are suddenly quiet?
Good point.
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Is there one belief you have that you could go on and on and on about?
The dangers of religious fundamentalism.
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Myth or not does mountain dew really shrink a mans weiner?
Not that I have seen. However, it can make you grow breasts.
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Do you believe in the curse of the Kennedy's?
Don't mess with the mafia or secret societies..... ;)
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Lucifer is not satan. he has been errously mistaken as the serraphim and dark master of hell. Do you know who the real satan is?
Saturn. Lucifer is associated with Venus.
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Do you remember "The Blue Ridge Rangers"?
Is that the 70s disco band with the indian, cop and construction worker? I guess not.... :)
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30% of men have cried while doing this. What is it?
bikini waxing....
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Who is the all time baltimore oriole player
Cal, Brooks Robinson, Frank Robinson
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Do you enjoy Major League Baseball interleague games or are you more traditional and only want to see the AL and NL play in the World Series?
I'm not a huge fan of inter-league play.
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What is your favourite basebell team?
1) Red Sox 2) Cubs 3) Braves 4) Dodgers
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Who would have won between the '07 gator champs and the '08 lsu champs?
gators
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With Auburn winning the past 6 Iron Bowls in a row, will Nick Saban be enough to turn the Tide on a consistent basis?
Only a matter of time.
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What NCAA Football team has the best looking uniforms?
Penn State - Home Blue , God forgive me for saying this, but LSU - Home white. (ND home or road looks like a service academy.)
Most unique - Tennessee Home - duck hunting orange.
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It's a full moon tonight, anyone feeling a bit werewolfish?
Now that I think about it. I do get a bit peckish (horny) during full moons.
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Has anyone seen a fuzzy white "orb" kinda float near them at night? That happened to me in a house that I know I've seen different things that are out of the ordinary. The one I saw Floated up, then down, the left, then like right a little then faded.
I caught one on camera once (around (9:30-10:00) at night. Strange thing... There is an old teddy bear in a nearby closet that makes forest noises (crickets, etc.) when you move it. Even after changing the batteries, it tends to "wake up" in the middle of the night from time to time. I just tell it to "shut up" and it usually does...
Not really scary, but interesting....
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Can enyone help there is a really bad paranormal presence in my 6yr old.s bed room and he tells her to do bad things and i keep finding rope and belts hanging off her bed (i.e bunkbeds)and they are there for her to hang,please can someon
Assuming you are not BSing us... That is pretty damn creepy. I would change the child's room.
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What special event do you think will happen in the year, 2012?
Cubs win the World Series!!!!
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If you were to have a one night stand with a current celebrity, whom would you choose?
Liv Tyler , Jennifer Anniston or Gillian Anderson
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If you were offered a one night stand, no strings would you do it?
Depends... Little angel on my shoulder says "No!!!", but the guy on the other shoulder...... Well, Let's just say he is very persuasive.
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How do people find one night stands where both agree no strings attached and they actually have the ability to choose(not drugged or drunk lol)?
There are more one night stands from church functions than you might think. (especially for those of us age 30 and up)
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When do Seventh Day Adventists celebrate the sabbath?
Saturn's day. As compared with most 'mainstream' Christians who observe the day of the sun.
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Would you see seventh-day adventism a cult or a religion?
Cult
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Am I the only one that finds John Lennon's song Imagine offensive?
It is one of the greatest songs of all times.
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Why do most men find it difficult to make eye contanct with women?
If I'm thinking lusty thoughts, I have caught myself looking away (or being distracted by the boobies).
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When i go to Las Vegas, what should i do first?
Something you will totally regret when you sober up.
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How often do you eat olive oil? How much do you usually eat per day?
2-3 times per week.
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My ex just stopped by, probaly for some booty, but i was to busy on the AB, Should i feel bad?
Nope. Leave him horny.
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What do men like the most-abig butt or abutt that knows how to move it?curious?
Great question. 50/50 on this one. I do NOT like bony or flat asses. There is nothing wrong with a little extra booty.
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Is it true that having sex with a big female feels better than a skinny one,( just curious)?
I don't like real skinny women. Hefty women are softer and are generally more appreciative.
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Is it good to make love on the beach?
sand is a bitch
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How do Baptists feel about gambling?
Their philosophy is to gamble your 10% to the church. They might actually do something good with it. (I doubt it.)
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Does a baptist believe in a literal or figurative interpretation of the bible?
VERY literal.
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Why do Members of a Baptist Church put their finger up when walking in church? Where did this orginate?
Joe Namath after Super Bowl III. The Southern Baptist convention saw this and decided on a 62% vote (4% abstained) that this should be the universal sign of their superiority.
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What did the Puritans believe?
See Baptist.
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Would if be wrong for me to have a notebook in which I write down my sexual fantasies and thoughts? Note that all persons mentioned in said notebook would be fictional and thus the bible never said how to think about people you make up in your own mind.
Don't sweat it. Have fun and enjoy life.
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Can we investigate the historical evidence and determine if the Bible is the reliable Word of God?
Historical evidence does not support the bible.
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Why is talking about Jesus's sexual orientation off-limits?
Because most Christians are "up tight".
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You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you?
Great, you're here!!! Did you bring the beer?
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I am a young christian male in early my early 20s. I enjoy masturbating but do not like looking a Pornorgarphy nor think negative thoughts about women/girls. I masturbate looking a female with slim smooth silk legs and nice feet/toes. Is this a sin.HELP!
Chill out. As one of the other posters said "Monkey time is good for the body and soul". Enjoy life. Don't let those who think they have ALL the answers rob you of the joy of being human.
As far as "Christian Girls" are concerned. From personal experience when I was in my late teens and early 20s, the preacher's daughters were usually the wildest in the...
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How can Christianity be the only true religion?
As a child, I believed this. As an adult, I do not.
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Do you believe that the virgin Mary was Jesus's biological mother?
Constellation Virgo or possibly symbolic of the New moon during the winter equinox.
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If you could vote for God's Kingdom to rule over all mankind, would you?
No Way. Religious extremism is the most dangerous thing on the planet. It creates artificial differences between people and is responsible for more death than any other disease.
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Ok guys if you had to NEVER get one of the following again or else your dick would fall off which would you be willing to give up... Blow job, Hand job, "Titty Fuck", or Sex? And how would you compensate for your loss?
I would give up the hand-job.... I can take care of that myself :)
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God's truth comes by revelation from Him, not from human wisdom. Agree or disagree?
I think the two are forever linked.
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Are butts or boobs better?
Boobs.
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Is there really a condition in men known as "Blue Balls"?
Yes. (Its been years....but yes.) It hurts like hell until you can get a good wank. Those wanks seemed to always make a larger mess.
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Has anyone her eaten Beaver meat?
I've eaten "Beaver"..... :)
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What comes first? Church or football?
Football.
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Who is your favourite football player?
Dan Marino - QB, Bo Jackson - RB
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What is The Grateful Dead's greatest song?
Ripple, Uncle John's Band, Truckin, and Dire Wolf
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Are you a dead head?
I still love the Dead. What a long, strange trip its been.
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Any other Deadheads on AB? What was your favorite Grateful Dead album(s) and least favorite?
American Beauty - Favorite
Steal your Face - Least (However, its my favorite cover)
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How much is Ted Williams 1939 rookie year card worth?
I sold one a few years ago on ebay. It was VG+ to Vg/Ex in condition. No creases, soft corners, 55/45 centering. I think I got around $450 for it. I was in graduate school and was looking to offset expenses. Otherwise, I would still have it.
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Recently my wife and I had a threesome with a girl who works in a restaurant. It was my wife's idea and she is also her friend. One day she called me and we met in her place.We had sex without my wife's knowing. Should I tell me wife now?
She has probably hooked up with her as well (without your knowledge...) "was my wife's idea"...
Anyway, tread lightly.
Signed,
Ross from "Friends"
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Do you think that guys are more into you when in missionary position or doggystyle, I know this is a silly question but I once read that guys who like it from behind don't want a emotional connection with you.
Either way. I like to "slap that ass" from the doggie position. I also like to reach down and play with the clit from the missionary.
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Do u men like girls who are quiet in bed or do they like them loud?? and y?
I like some noise in the sack.
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I am a freak I like to do different things but my husband likes to do the same postion all the time. How do I get him to try to do different things without hurting his feelings?
Porn and a trip to the sex shop.
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If a girl wont let you do anything, how do you get her horny enough to let you?
Find another girl.
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What Happens When Your Spouse Won't Perform Erotic Sex Acts Or Give You What You Want During Sex?
I'm with you on this one In my case, check out some porn, get some hand lotion and take care of business.
If you think you don't satisfy your spouse...Best to maintain an open line of communication about sex. Men will be men.
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My girlfriend wont do anal sex. She thinks it is dirty. How do i convince her to try it? PLEASE!!!
"Oops... Wrong hole, Sorry. <brief pause> Did you like it?"
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Whats the next best thing to sex?
Cheese-Steak (Jim's Steaks in Philly)
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Does masturbation affect your personality
After 72 hours, I start getting "on edge" if I don't have some kind of release.
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I am a female and will be getting some this weekend. What are some techniques I can perform on my man? And I want details!
Surprise him... Lick his ass while reaching around to jerk him off.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
69 "Two can Chew"
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Would you talk in a naughty way to (me) someone You had never met face to face over the phone?
Oh yes. What would you like to talk about?
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What drives a man to cheat on his wife with another man
I'm going out on a limb on this one, but......
maybe he likes cock....
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How to date with a married lady?
Be very careful. Some husbands would not hesitate to paint the walls red with a shotgun blast.
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I had a one night stand with my bf dad has anyone ever did anything simmular
That's kinky.
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Do men ever feel weird putting their penis in a complete stranger? If I was a man I think I'd feel very apprehensive about it, as much as they seem to think of that particular part.
Its been a long time, but I never felt weird about it.
There were times I thought "What was I thinking.." after I came. Jack Daniels mixed with a hard dick can make for poor decisions.
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My friend has asked me to stay at his house, and I accepted. I really like him and I know he will try and do something, can anyone give me advice?
Take condoms.
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Is there anything wrong in wife swaping? how many of you really like to do this?please tell me honestly..
I would be open to it as long as things remained "fun and games". I've never done it, but we have some "couple friends" where the wife is on my list of jack-off fantasies.
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What do you do if another woman checks out your boobs?
Smile and wink. ;)
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What do I do if my boyfriend wants to stick his dick in my ass and cum inside of me?
Let him do it....
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"I have always had fantasies about my husband tying me up and having complete control over everything I do to him. I have asked him on several different occasions if we could experiment with this and he always seems embarrassed when I ask. What to do?
He's a wuss. Find someone else to tie you up and spank you sweet ass. :)
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My wife had an affair shortly after we got married. When I found out I didn't get mad...I got very turned on and begged her to keep seeing her boyfriend. Am I the only man who enjoys sharing his 25 year old wife with (lots of) other men?
I probably wouldn't mind watching every now and then. I would want her to watch me bang other girls as well.
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MEN ONLY: If you could, would you give yourself a blowjob? Have you?
Sure I would. However, I'm not that flexible.
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Is it ok for your "partner" to want to have a threesome?
Depends on if she is wanting to include one of her girlfriends or one of your male friends. If she wants another guy in on the action.... Equal time for equal perversion. She should have go along with FFM in the future.
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What's the most unusual sexual experience you ever had?
Mmmmmm..... I guess the time I had a second erection after sex. Maybe the time I didn't go to sleep and actually carried on a conversation with my SO after blowing a load.
The time I reached for the remote to change the channel while getting it on....
I got a cramp in my foot one time while "knocking it out"
I've got it.... The time my wife gave me a BJ without...
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Do you ever feel guilty about pleasuring your self?
Never. Let the Baptists worry about that.
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My man hates giving me oral, and only does it wen he is drunk cos he hates the taste. how do i make it taste better? i keep up the good hygeine but it doesnt seem to be enough.
He's just selfish. I say drop him. If you keep yourself clean, there should be no problem. Lazy bastard....
Speaking for myself, I love burying my face in a nice twat.
Pussy is like smoking a cigarette. The taste gets stronger the closer you get to the butt... :)
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My wife likes to swallow my semen every time we have oral sex, which is often. Is this harmful to her, with all my semen she drinks?
Wow.... If you need any help, please let me know.
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I want to have sex with my fiance all the time and she cant take it or leave it, what can i do?
Find someone else!!! It will only get worse after marriage. Trust me on this one.
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I'M SO FUCKIN HORNY! Ladies wanna help a fellow lady? Tell me your BEST, most EROTIC bisexual or lesbian action stories...pleeeaaase?
Not a lady, but I LOVE your attitude. You sound like a lot of fun.
I did have a cousin date a bi-sexual girl in college. I got to watch her make out with one of her friends at a party. (I nailed her once with his consent...:0 ). Anyway, she was an average "C" cup with short brown hair and petite build. Natural pussy sometimes, sometimes shaved bare. This night she and her...
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Is there a way to give a "bad" hand job? Are some just not as good as others, even if the end result is the man coming? If so, then what is a good one and what is a bad one?
Yes... Do what my wife does. Grab it around the base and yank on it (don't dare touch the head or caress it). After about 20 seconds start complaining about your arm getting tired....
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Who is your favorite Evangelist?
I like Jimmy Swaggart. He can play the piano and preach on Sunday after being with a hooker on Saturday night. :0
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What is one thing that you cannot do in heaven?
Buy a beer on Sunday.
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Do you believe in a literal hell of fire, torment, darkness, weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and seperation from God? Why or why not?
No. Eternal hell is unique to Christian dogma.
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Has anyone ever seen Jesus Christ?
I saw the ghost of Jim Morrison once.
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I saw a bumper sticker that read "Real Men Love Jesus". What does that mean to you?
Watch out for the driver. He will usually drive like he owns the road. (cut you off, no turn signals, tail gates, etc.) They are also quick to use their horn and give you the finger....
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When Jesus turned water into wine, was it Chardonnay, Chianti or perhaps a nice Muscat desert wine.
Ha-Ha... It would be Welch's grape juice!!! Just ask any Baptist.
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I havent read the bible, but how can the virgin mary be a virgin when she gave birth to jesus?
Virgo.... New Moon.... (its an ancient myth found in many of the Mediteranian cultures. Symbolic of the the new years sun being born(Dec 25th).)
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If you met Jesus, what will you tell him?
I would say "Hey Jesus" and he wouldn't turn around. (nobody called him that, its Greek) I might say "Hey Joshua/Jeshua". He would probably recognize that name.
Then we would go have a beer and discuss life the universe and everything.
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What is the most popular cult?
The Baptists
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Isn't a cult just a religion with no political power?
Yes. (It all comes down to a matter of opinion)
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What's your favorite movie about WWII?
Tora Tora Tora, Midway
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What do you think is the best Vietnam War movie?
1) Full Metal Jacket.
2) Apocalypse Now
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Do your prefer oral over intercourse or the other way around? For me Oral is the best.
I agree.
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A Jehovah's Witness came to my door and wanted to "show me the good book". So I said "Only if i can show you my Spellbook" (I'm Wiccan). I have been told this was very wrong of me. What do you think?
Equal time for equal opinion. I don't see anything wrong with it myself.
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Does the phrase "Holy Cow!" come from the bible story of Aaron fashioning a golden calf for the people to worship while Moses was up on the mountain getting the ten commandments?
Has more to do with the worship of "Brahma" (sp) of the Hindus. (However the cow as a sacred symbol is ubiquitous among the ancient cultures during the age of Tarus.)
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If you could have a constant orgasm that wouldn't end until you died, would you?
That would be one Hell of a to go!!! Constant orgasm until heart attack. I would probably take that.
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Is there truly a hell, or was it a place made up by the church?
If you define "hell" as an absence from God, then I would say "yes". With regard to a pit, lake of fire and brimstone..... No, I do not believe in it.
Eternal hell is a Christian myth to put fear into the masses for control purposes.
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Fill in the blank: It's extremely sexy when a guy/girl _________.
Reach a "Draw-gasm" while in a "69" position. (i.e. climax at the same time while performing oral sex on each other.)
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Does watching porn give you higher expectations for sex?
No. If anything, it is a simple diversion.
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What are you thinking when you kiss someone?
How quickly can I grab her boobs without getting slapped.
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Is it a sin to masturbate?
No.
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My neighbour watches me masturbate from her apartment a couple of times a week and has even watched my gf & I have sex. I don't mind her watching but shouldn't she return the favour? We have never even spoken.
Put a sign in the window. ("Show your Tits" or the like).
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My boyfriend ALWAYS wants anal. What can I do? I REALLY am freaked out to do it.
Lube your ass (and his dick)real good, Relax. You will enjoy it.
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Could i be considered gay or bi-sexual i love giving head but i like doing girls to.
If you like dick and pussy, then your are by default "Bi". Hey, life will never be boring....
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Do you think that weed or pot is a drug , and should it be legal legal world wide?
Yes.
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My ex had an extensive porn collection. But was embarrassed to even share it. It made me hot, does that make me a freak?
No way. Women should feel free to enjoy a good porn. What was your favorite? (title, type, etc.)
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I have been seeing this guy for about 4 months, it has been on the low. We started getting intimate last weekend,I gave him oral sex, but he only wants that he does not want to have intercourse... what could this mean?
The dude is married. Otherwise, he is selfish and is only interested in his own satisfaction. dump him.
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When do you think the Rapture will occur?
It happened back in March.... Oh well....
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How do you link orgasms with spirituality?
I like to pop in a porn on TV and put the radio on the most "right-wing" wacko preacher I can find.
Otherwise, "pocket pool" in the church bathroom. ;)
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Have you ever passed out from having a Orgasm?
When I was 14 (back in the day), I was taking care of business in the shower. I had the water too hot as I often do. I blacked out, fell out of the shower, and tore down the shower curtain and rod as I went (tub/shower combo). I'm laying in the floor with a semi-hard cock, bump on my head, and shower curtain around me as I attempt to explain to my parents that 1) I'm ok 2) I...
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Is there anyone who actually likes fake breasts?
Not me.
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Should men be expected to put the toilet seat down after use?
Up/Down. You ladies are never happy. I left it down once and my wife sat in pee. (She was not happy over that one....)
So, I make sure to pick it up (sometimes let it back down). He forgets to look, gets ass wet. (She was not happy over that one either....)
My recommendation is to look before you sit. (I'm mainly kidding, we both try to be considerate of the other. We try to...
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At what stage does "Sexy" become "Tacky"?
Probably after you climax, have a smoke, and start thinking about how "nasty" it was on the way home. ;)
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Is it normal to want your dad to fuck you up the ass?
WTF?!?!?!? Gross. Seek help.
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What does the term 'BBW' mean?
Big Beautiful Woman/Women
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Guys is it true over a mouth full is a waste?
Followup: I would never worry about size. They are all beautiful. Worry about the price of gas, the economy, war in Iraq, complete incompetence of our leaders, collapse of the credit market.....
Enjoy them and share (I always say)... :)
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Would you act in a pornographic movie?(Assuming everything is clean and no risk of STDs)
Yes.
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How do you give a girl and orgasm while fingering her?
lick her clit.
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Last week i picked up a girl from a bar and went home to have sex. The girl was giving me head when she asked me if she could lick my a** hole. So I made her leave. Would u let her do it?
You dumb shit!!! Hell yes.
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Why is it that when you're dating, you get the best head all the time--even when you don't really want it, but once you get married or settle down (as in permanently), your wife/gf stops giving you the oral stuff unless you just plain beg for it?
Damned if I know, but I'm living it. I'm going to get a shirt "I'm Married...No Head!"
It appears to be like going on a job interview. She puts her best side forward when attempting to close the sale. Then once she has you by the balls, its her way or the highway.
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What should I do to get my boyfreind really turned on?
Meet him at the door naked.
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What is "Pocket Pool"?
Monkey spanking, chicken choaking, meat beating, etc.
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I want to try havig my long-term boyfriend cum in my mouth, but I'm afraid I'll get grossed out and ruin it. Any tips for this... or for swallowing cum?
Just swallow it. It might taste good... If it doesn't who cares, Its just cum.
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Ok so my gf likes it when i turn her on but shes doesnt like to turn me on....should u be worried?
I'm not worried, but you should be....
Find another GF. She's a selfish bitch.
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When was the last time you "pleasured yourself, ahem?"
Last night. Popped in an old porn (full 80s bush) and took care of business. ahem...
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Are you the type of person that would go to,
A) A Dance Club
B) A Bar/Lounge
C) A Strip Club
What does this say about your personality by doing so?
Any of the above. I guess it would say "I am a guy."
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Wine or Beer? What type?
Beer. Unless you are looking to get laid.
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To the girls out there: would you be concerned about the "kind" of porn your partner uses to masturbate? ie: teen, dominating women etc? What does the "kind of porn a man uses" say about his character?
Don't worry.
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I am CURIOUS??? Do men feel on a womans body when they go to a strip club? My husband went to Las Vegas and you know what they say about vegas...
Some clubs don't allow much contact. However, It a man can get away with it, he will. (I know, I've seen me do it.) Most places you can touch her anywhere but tits & ass. I usually rub the back and sides of their legs during a table dance.
LV, I'm guessing he probably took her back to the hotel and fucked her good and proper after her shift was over. :)
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When a man quits porn is it hard to do?
Why quit?
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What are some differences between real sex and porn?
Well, when you are tired of a specific porn, you turn off the movie (cut off your PC).
When your finished with real sex with a person, you have to kick them out of your bed. (not always easy)
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What would be the best gift to you mans b-day... please help me
If not a 3-some with some of your girlfriends, then a blow-job/hand-job combo while licking and fingering his ass-hole.
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Guys is it true over a mouth full is a waste?
Hell no!!! Work with what God gave you. I love big titties. I love small titties. However, bigger is usually better. :P
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Is using pornography as a means of relief in a relationship considered cheating?
No. If you need some "strange", pop in a tape or dvd. After you cum, take out the tape and put it in the closet. You will feel relieved and not guilty.
Also, it won't call your wife at work and tell her what happened.
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If you're in love with you're boyfriend but he's cheating on you went out and had a baby with some one else will you stay with that person because you love him or will you leave?
Cut Bait now!!! Get the hell out!!!
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I am a man who likes anal sex on my self is there something wrong with me i like the plusure of it and how much is to much ? what should i use?
Nothing wrong with you. Buy a toy that's easy to retrieve. You don't want to go to the ER with something stuck in your ass.... (It was a one in a million shot doc!!!)
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When should say "I Do"? When do you know your Ready to marry?
Don't panic and back away slowly. If sex is a big deal to you...... (I'm only saying don't assume you will see a lot of it once you are married)
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What do you think of 2 girls 1 cup?
Laughed my ASS off!!! One of the grossest things I've seen.
(it had enough force to almost knock the cup out of the girls hand.... haha)
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What do you call an onion ring with no onion in it?
batter.
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I would like to watch porn with my fiance & have heard that you can get porn specifically made for couples to watch together rather than the typical man's stuff. Can anybody recommend any good, free websites? Thanks :)
Google "Scat".... One second hand don't (please don't).
My wife likes a lot of the older stuff from the late 70's and early 80's (natural boobs, and bushy without tatoos on the guys or girls.) Many of those have a porn plot also.
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Have you ever eaten at a strip club buffet?
Many times. Only got sick once (just kidding). Most aren't too bad. Be careful. Stay away from the salad dressings (not kidding).
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I love my husband, but why do I always get the urge to cheat on him?
You're not satisfied... Now that I think about it, I'm not either...
Mmmmmmmmm.... ;-)
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Why are men jerks?
We think with our dicks.
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If you had a choice either watch porn or the presidental debate which would you choose?
Porn.
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My neighbors were at their pool he kept watching her ass wiggle and he said something to her she gave him a nasty grin they went in i walked over later and passed their bedroom window and you talk about some bedsprings singing they were why
Pervert :P Did you take any pictures?
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What do lap dancers do my husband said that they stand away from you I think hes lying
Many "Strip Clubs" don't allow much contact. The girls will dance naked/topless at your table. You still tend to come home with "stripper smell". (Big tease)
Some of the "better" (i.e. sleazier) clubs I've been to in my life have full-blown lap dances where the girls will basically "dry-fuck" you at your table or in a chair.
If your...
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Do you think there will ever be world peace? if so when and why do you think so?
Only if women world-wide start going topless all the time.
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I am in love with my brother-in-law. I am married but am in love with the brother-in-law. What do I do?
Your sister's husband or your husband's brother? I would be very careful.. The "forbidden fruit" is always the sweetest, but there will be fall-out. Your use of "Love" instead of "wanting to fuck" is a concern.
But wow, that is hot to think about.
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Can plus size women do a sexy lap dance?
Yes, until they mash one of your balls... Only kidding, I love plus size women (as long as they have big tits.)
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I want to give my bf a striptease but i dont know how or what music to use, please help. x
Contemporary Christian.
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I'm a submissive guy who is addicted to pleasing women orally with no reciprocation desired or expected and love doing so while they are sitting and grinding away on my face. Are there any women out here who crave doing this? If so, why?
You must know my wife?!?!?!?!?
I'm not submissive in any way, but BJs have become scarce. (I do love pussy....)
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Are you a giver when it comes to oral sex?
Hell Yeah!!! Eating Pussy is great!!!
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Does anyone know a tactful way i can get my girlfriend to finger my butt while she is performing oral on me? I am too embarrassed to ask, but it feels great..
"Honey, while your down there could you fuck my asshole with your middle finger?"
Trust me, she won't care. (However, after marriage, hell your lucky to get a 20 second BJ. Forget the "happy ending")
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I want to know how many guys my gf has blown because she is so good at it and it turns me on thinking about it- will she get upset if i ask her?
If she's good at it.... I wouldn't worry about who trained her. Close your eyes and enjoy.
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Why do we use a Greek name for a Hebrew God?
That question is loaded. Joshua/Jeshua was the Hebrew name (ironically in the Canaanite pantheon EL Joshua means "Gods Salvation") Jesus is an English derivation of a Greek spelling (IES...). However, "Jesus" in Greek geomatra was equal to '888' (or a perfect tone in music).
IES is also associated with Dionysus/Bacchus.
One item of note I found recently...
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In baptidt religion is it wrong to masterbate if you are married?
Wank Away!!!!
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Does the Baptist religion think it is wrong to masturbate or pleasure yourself in any way?
The Baptists think any form of "pleasure" is wrong. Lets go stick needles in our arms and feel guilty about being human....
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Ministers and Preachers say, you need to develop a personal relationship with God and accept Christ as your Lord and Saviour. If that is the case, why do you need them?
Trust me on this one. The purpose of the "priesthood" is (and always has been) to make sure you have to go through them to get to God. In a non-formal way, this is still the case among protestant pastors/preachers. How many times have you heard church members say "I'll have to ask my pastor about this question."?
If not, they would no longer have jobs.
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Are there sacraments in the Baptist religion? What are they?
The previous answer is dead on. The Baptists have disassociated themselves with almost all Roman Cathlolic symbolism and tradition. They observe the "Lords Supper" not communion (the elements are the same). Baptism takes place after the initiate makes a "profession of faith".
Growing up Southern Baptist I was kept ignorant of the beliefs of other Christian groups. As...
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What is "the original sin"?
Ignorance.
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Is it possible to be Christian but still sometimes think things such as "I can understand why people think it seems crazy" etc? I have recently began to take things more seriously but I am having major doubts and intellectual questions etc. Help!
Never feel guilty about having doubts. Challenging the status quo / mainstream standpoint is the basis for intellectual growth. Make up your own mind. Don't let others dictate what you should believe or how you should act without question. Majority opinion does not always indicate truth.
"Why" is the only real source of power. - The Matrix.
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Are we living in the final hour?
Personally, every hour could be your last. On a global scale, every generation has thought it was the last.
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Are you as happy as I am to be a Jesus Freak? Or are you ashamed? I would like some honest answers.
I am a recovering Southern Baptist. In my youth I could have been classified as a "Jesus Freak". However, today I am not.
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Where angels around before humans?
Only if you believe the myths.
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Could you be gay and attend a baptist church?
They will probably incourage you to attend. Only later will they try to "cure" you of your gayness. Be careful of the subtle invitations... "Hey, we are starting a new men's group to talk openly about issues men face..."
Shortly thereafter, you will be given a choice of drinking the kool-aid or a beating in the name of all that is holy.
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Did anybody ever stick camera up a pussy?
I saw an mpeg of that once somewhere. It wasn't that sexy. It looked too much like a medical exam.
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My boyfriends want me to blindfold him but im unsure of what to do? i already do all the stuff i know to do when hes not blindfolded.. I want to blow his MIND!
1) blindfold him
2) tie him to the bed, legs spread
3) caress his chest, lick his nipples
4) scratch up his legs with your nails
5) tease his cock
6) give him a little head (lick around the tip)
7) (he should be hard and horny at this point)
Hit him as HARD as you can in the balls!!!
He will not be expecting this and it WILL blow his mind.
(don't untie him until he...
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How do i stop fingering my self?
no need to stop.
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My husband wants me to wear a butt plug and a dildo to dinner is this safe?
Don't fart. (Remember the girl who turned into a blue berry in the Willy Wonka movie?)
Just kidding. Yes its safe. (comfortable.... maybe not.)
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On average, are girls willing to give head to a guy?
Until they get married. I'm going to get a t-shirt that says on the front "I'm Married". On the back "No Head!!"
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Im sick of my wife not giving me a blow job i get a BJ like twice a year tops no joke. i would prefer that better than sex. and when she does go down its half ass 2 mintues. how do i get her to do it like twice a week atleast WTF. what do i do
I'm in the same boat. She acts like a little pre-cum is the worst thing on the planet. (but its ok when I bury my face in her unshaven puss.....)
I hate fucking double standards. I think its time to find a professional.
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Guys do you prefer to give or recieve oral sex?
I like both. However, there has been a stretch here lately where I've been doing all the giving and none of the receiving. (I'm starting to get pissed.)
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My husband has told me I give the best blowjobs he has ever had. That the other women he was with could not make him cum doing it. I feel like he is comparing me to other women and it makes me feel insecure.Should he even mention other women he has had?
In his eyes, he is paying you a huge compliment. I would not feel insecure. He's attempting to be open and honest. Also, If he said it right after he came, its absolute truth. (Pre-orgasm comments = lies to get sex, post-orgasm comments = statements of relative truth, followed by sleep)
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What's a good safety word?
"Shit.. That f*cking hurt!!!"
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Been with a guy for about 2 years. Never sucked his dick...only ever given oral ONCE and I was drunk. I am at the point where I wanna suck my man's dick. HOW DO I INITIATE THE FIRST BJ? I have a terrible fear of being turned down even though he is my b/f.
Relax. No sane guy has EVER turned down a Blow-job. Start simple. Rub him through his pants and whisper in his ear you want his dick in your mouth. Undo his pants and take it out. Go down and enjoy. Its as simple as that.
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Why can't christians shut up about political ideology,especially conservatism?
If James Dobson was speaking to himself alone in a forest would he make any sound? Would he speak poorly of gay people? Would anybody really care?
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Why do boys masterbate?
Why do dogs lick their balls and ass?? because they can.
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My wife gave me a blowjob in the kitchen while I was preparing dinner. All of our window where open and I caught my neighbor looking at us. I gave him the old thumbs up and he disappeared. Was that a bad move on my part?
A Big Thumbs Up!!! That's pretty cool. Just hope he wasn't enjoying looking at your junk too much :)
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Do you enjoy unusual sex?
Yes. However, sadly my sex life is very "normal". :(
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Why is masturbation wrong?how can we avoid it?
Its not wrong.
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What are some good examples of foreplay?
First, make sure you have enough rope. Second, make sure the candles have been lit long enough to liquify an ample supply of wax.
Last, but most importantly.... Make damn sure you know where the keys to the handcuffs are. Firemen tend to laugh a lot when they have to cut you free :)
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I'm 18 and have had a little over 1 yr already with my first boyfriend. I'm a little nervous about sex, still, and I have some self conscious issues when we have it. One thing that makes me nervous is receiving oral sex. How can I get over this?
Close your eyes and enjoy!!! :)
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HAS ANYONE EVER PLAYED NAKED TWISTER?
By myself or with other people? (Just kidding) I haven't played twister, but a few strip-poker games in college with female friends were loads of fun.
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What would you think if a local "adult novelty shop" was selling a video called "Suburban Moms Vol. 1" which features moms from your county in action?
It would be the next addition to my collection.
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How do i get a striper to have sex with me
Give her $300 - $500..... Be prepared for a strange burning sensation when you pee afterwards.
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I need to know how to make a birthday speach
I would suggest getting really drunk first.
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If one's wife refuses to try anal sex, but her sister has let on that she is willing to do it with you, how would one go about convincing the wife to try a threesome with her sister?
I say go bang the sister-in-law. Keep it to yourselves.. (What am I saying? You will get in some DEEP SHIT if you ever get caught. The primary danger is the sister-in-law feeling guilty 6 months down the road and fessing up to your wife.)
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Someone i know says i have sex too often and im only doing it keep my s/o happy, is there such a thing as too much sex? Am i as a female not allowed to enjoy alot of sex?
It sounds like whoever made that comment is jealous. You can never have too much sex. (unless you don't know what month it is... as you haven't been out of bed since Christmas and we are nearing Easter)
I think women can and should enjoy sex as much as men (if not more so - multiple orgasms)
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A lady at work always wears skirts and sometimes does not sit "like a lady in a skirt should". Today I know for a fact she wasn't wearing panties. Should I have someone tell her or keep this a dirty little secret of mine?
Keep it to yourself... and enjoy.
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What happened in 1989
I banged my college girlfriend while her room-mate watched. (My GF thought she was asleep, I could see her watching everything. We made eye-contact several times. A lasting memory.)
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How much money should i bring to the strip club?
Rule of thumb.... You will spend as much as you have on you. Leave the ATM card at home!! (Plus titty-bar ATMs usually have $5+ transaction fees)
(I speak from personal experience... ha-ha)
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IF YOU CHILD CAME HOME AND TOLD YOU THAT SHE OR HE WAS BI AND SAID YOU COULDNT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT WHAT WHO YOU DO?
You love your children without condition. It would not change anything for me.
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Do you think it is okay if a girl likes watching porn as much as a guy?
YES!!
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Wat was ur first lapdance experience like?
The skank mashed one of my balls. It hurt like bloody hell. Then I had to pay her for the pleasure of the nut-cracking.
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Have you ever hired strippers for a party? How was you experiance?
You get what you pay for... If you are cheap, you will wind up with a girl with Dunlap disease (muffin top) or a 7-month pregnant belly dancer.
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What is your favorite song after sex?
"Turn out the lights, the party's over..."
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Have you ever eaten at a strip club buffet?
Yes. 2 or 3 clubs in Atlanta, one in Philly. I would not advise eating at the typical strip joint. I never had any issues, but I would probably just walk to the Zippy Mart next door and get one of the 3-month old hot dogs off of the rack. The percent probability of food poisoning is probably equal.
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You know you're watching a bad porno when ________.
the midget and the transexual team up on a granny who is covered in tatoos and body piercings.
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What would you do if someone walked in on you while you was having sex?
keep pumping. If someone is going to watch, I'm at least going to put on a good show. :)
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Many women wish to stop having intimate relations with their husbands, what does a kind caring husband do?
Hire an escort.
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What do you do when the physical side of your relation has died a horrible death?
porn or anti-depresants... Otherwise get the hell out of dodge.
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Do all guys with girlfriends think of other girls while having sex or masterbating?'
Simple answer is yes.
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We’ve all heard that after marriage it’s the woman who stops wanting to have sex. I call Bull! I know too many women who say it’s just the opposite. Men: Why don’t you want any of the goods?
I love lemon pie... But eating lemon pie EVERY week...
Then after you eat the lemon pie, you have to talk to the plate about its day and how much you enjoyed the pie. You have to assure the plate, forks and lemon pie crumbs that you have no desire for pumpkin pie or chocolate under any circumstance.
The fact you were seen in a diner eating a piece of pecan pie at the counter was purely...
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My mother said that if i mastubate i go blind.. im scared because i did it today(i couldnt help) what now
You won't go blind.... However, You might 1) grow hair in the palms of your hands, 2) over develop the bicep in one of your arms 3) develop tennis elbow in one arm
(I'm only kidding, Its very normal and prevents temp insanity and actions you might regret later)
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What would you do if an ex posted incriminating videos or photos of you on the Internet?
I would claim the water was cold.... Otherwise, I guess I would embrace the fact that I had become an amateur porn star :)
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I just found out that my husband is bi and he is into shemale porn.. im freaking out .. help
Don't freak-out.
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Why is it more difficult to obtain an orgasm after you have a baby?
Hell.... Its more difficult to even have sex on a regular basis after children, much less nasty/raunchy/satisfying sex.
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Do you believe the Eve came from Adam's rib?
Total Myth.
However, Once I did pickup a girl in a dive called "Adam's Ribs". (And yes, later that night she "came") So technically.....
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According to islam Masturbation is sin and harmful without any proof what's other religion says about it?some people thinks that due to masturbation you cannot play sports like football is this true or myths?
Key difference: Masturbation never killed anyone, religion has killed more people through than the ages than any disease.
I would never call a good wank a "pick me up", however anything beyond relaxing is a myth.
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Which situations in your daily life makes you get excited to go home and satisfy yourself?
The secretary at my office had very nice tits. I love to see her "nipping out" through shirts and sweaters. The days she wears a low-cut top with visible cleavage drives me wild...
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Recently my wife reveiled one of her sexual fantasies was to have sex with a black man, this really makes me feel inadequate. Am I wrong to feel this way?
Tell her you are ok with it. However, If she gets to bang a big black stud, you get to go to the local community college and pick a 18-19 year old co-ed with big tits, very loose morals and an ability to suck a golf ball through 10 feet of hose pipe.
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Ladies if your man wanted you give him a BJ all the time , but they do not want to return the favor, What would say or do?
Dump his ass. Eating pussy is one of the greatest things on the planet. If the guy wants you to blow him all the time, but is too selfish to gobble the twat...
Either 1) Like I said, dump his ass 2)refuse to blow him ever again 3) Blow him then spit the jizz in his face. (Eating pussy will never seem so bad ever again... I still think he's a dumbass.)
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How can you tell if a man is having/has had an orgasm?
1) eyes roll back in his head
2) makes a mess
3) goes to sleep
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Do guys like their balls sucked on?
YES!!!
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Is it morally wrong to smear peanut butter on your privates with the sole intention of making your pet dog lick it off (even if your dog likes peanut butter)?
I doubt its "morally wrong", but I would make sure to feed your dog before hand.... Try going to the ER with a bloody nut in your hand that you fished out of Fido's mouth, isn't how you want to spend a weekend....
I would suggest just hiring an escort instead. You might get the clap, but I doubt she'll bite your junk off in a fit of excitement.
(holds true for...
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I've had sex with over 100 women! Am I a Man-whore? Why?
Ha-Ha!!! We are all "man-whores", I would call you lucky.
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If a Lesbian girl and a gay guy have sex what is their sexuality?
omni-sexual.....
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How did this condition of needing to be 'saved' come about?
Zoroaster.... They were the original creators of good vs evil, angels, and the development of salvation cults
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Who are the sexiest gender men or women
I remember an old Sienfeld episode where Elaine was talking about this. She stated that women's bodies are works of art and beauty (curvy breasts, nice lines, soft, round asses.....I'm getting a little worked up, sorry). Men on the other hand are very utilitarian (everything is for a purpose only and not much to look at).
I tend to agree with her.
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Why is 666 the number of the Beast?
"Jesus" (Iexus or Iesus I think) is Greek and the numerical eq is 888 (a perfect tone in music). 666 would be a perfect fifth.
I would be careful taking any literal interpretation of 666 or its meaning. For 400-500 years Revelation was in and out of the cannon depending on which group/council was in power. There are many astro-theological/gnostic esoteric images painted in the...
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Giving up Sex for Lent.......thought anyone?
Ha-Ha!!! That's a good one. (good luck) My only suggestion is to watch that old Sienfeld episode about the "master of your own domain".
Just think only a month+ to go. (Sunday's don't count right?)
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When do Seventh Day Adventists celebrate the sabbath?
They observe the "sabbath" on the 7th day (sunset of the 6th until sundown on the 7th). This day was observed by the ancient canaanites and then Jews as the day of Saturn (7th of the celesial bodies known at the time). (aka "Saturday")
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Has anyone ever mastarbated to death?
I passed out once doing it in the shower. I saw this really bright light coming toward me. I heard the voice of my grandfather who passed back in the 80's say "Every person on this side has a story of how they died. You know if you die now you will forever be called 'The Wanker'. Go back and try to work on the cardio."
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Guys Im taking a poll, whats better... au naturel, landing strip or all silky smooth?
I like the 70s au naturel (unless its bigfoot like). Otherwise, silky smooth. I don't care for the landing strip. It looks like a pussy Mo-Hawk.
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Are you an ass or a breasts guy?
I notice and appreciate both. However, if I have to pick one....I'll proclaim my LOVE for the boobies.
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What is a cult in your opinion? Are there any religions represented on AB that fit the criteria?
The only differences between a "cult" and a "religion" are the number of members and the size of the bank accounts.
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When im doing sex with my wife i have ejaculation very fast and i hate that. i need some help????
what i have to do?
Try thinking about something else. Count backwards from 99 by 3's, think about baseball stats, or best of all picture Richard Nixon in your head. It is physically impossible to have an orgasm while thinking of Richard Nixon in his Blue suit.
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What percent of men do not know where the clitoris is located?
According to Linda Lovelace in 1972, its in the back of the woman's throat. (ha-ha) I think most men know where its located. However, I think it can sometimes get neglected.
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Does anyone really like the I'm so skinny I might break a rib if i sneeze look?
I do NOT like that look!!!
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Do you prefer members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee or Owners of Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders?
I like them all..... But I LOVE big giant melons!!!
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In using fairway woods (5-7-9-11), do you move the ball back in your stance as with irons?
I play them toward the front of my stance. Irons I play toward the middle.
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Alternative name for a 3 wood
I believe it was called a Spoon. (In my bag, I call it "piece of s**t" most days)
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If I say "Chicago Bears", what's the first player that pops into your mind?
Dick Butkis
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As a guy, What is your preference in the size of your "woman" these days? Is it true big is in or are guys still on the stick thin model type kick? BE HONEST!!
I don't like little skinny women. I'm always afraid they might break or something. I like women "healthy" with big giant breasts and hidden talents that need discovering...
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What kind of nipples do you prefer? I like the medium sized puffy ones.
I like them all. Come unto me all you who are small and perky, giant silver dollar like, cute and puffy, medium sized and pink, and I will give you stimulation....
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Are shaved vagina's fantastic or sinister?
I like it natural. However, if it resembles Big-foot pussy, it might be time for a trim.
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Do you think it's crap that they say guys don't notice the cellulite, stretchmarks etc....? Is this true? Or are they trying to make us feel better?
None of that stuff matters. We don't notice until we are replaying the sex acts in our heads on the way home. "Hey, now that I think about it...."
Its amazing how much clearer and perceptive we are after a good release. ;-)
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Guys, be honest. Does it really matter whether the girl is on top, bottom, upside down, backwards? Don't you enjoy it just the same?
Any position works for me. One item of note: If your partner is really big (fat), you need to be very careful letting them get on top. People have died.
If the guy can't find his dick under his belly, or if you can't hear the stereo anymore if the girl sits on your face.... They do NOT need to be anywhere near on top. Practice safe sex and I don't mean condoms.
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Whats the best way to get a man hard?
Get naked, fondle the boobies, show some puss, and ask if you can give him a BJ because doing it really turns you on. (Wow, it just worked for me ;-D )
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Handjob vs. blowjob?
Blow-job... Hands down (ha-ha).... :D
(I can take care of the hand job myself. Quite frankly do it better than my partner)
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
Hugh G. Rection :-D
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Ive been with my partner for 4 years and i have just started bringing sex toys to bed what does he auctually think of that? and how much is too much? what are some cool sex toys?
Q1) He probably thinks "Wow, that's HOT!!"
Q2) When it comes to sex play, you can NOT have too much.
Q3) That's an individual taste. The cyber-skin products are fun.
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How can i get my man to be more open-minded about sex toys? and how can i get him to use them.
Get him drunk,pop in some porn, break out the toys.
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My husband is inslulted with the thought of me pleasuring myself and sees the use of "toys" an insult to his manhood..as if he isnt good enough for me. is he the only guy who thinks this way?
I can't understand this. I enjoy watching my wife use toys. Also, the thought of her getting horny and using them while I'm not around turns me on as well. (to each his own I guess).
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Which is the best X-rated movie you have ever seen?
I like the older films of the 70s and early 80s. My favorites are the old Swedish Erotica series.
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What is it called when you put your testicles in a woman's asshole?
painful.
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Any guys ever pick up a gal and when you got her nude, you discovered she was a she-male. Happened to me.
Ha-Ha. That is funny!!! Look for the Adam's Apple in the future.
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My husband doessn't seem as interested in anal sex as I am. I am wanting to get the anal douche and some toys but I afraid he is going to think I am a freak. What to do?
I wish my wife was a freak.... If he's a normal guy, the more turned on you are, the more turned on he will become. IMO, seeing you put a toy in you ass is VERY erotic. If it were me, the toy would be soon followed by my dick.
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Do you find natural pubic hair on a female more erotic than the 'shaved look' so popular in this day & age?
Natural.
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What part of the body turns you on the most?
I love tits. A downblouse shot (or other cheap thrill) at the office or grocery store is the best.
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Would you ever allow a very good friend to take a peek while you're doing "IT"?
Sure. However, this person would have to "return the favor". (especially if he had a hot wife or gf)
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Is it right and beneficial for a husband and wife to view pornographic videos?
Don't sweat it. Christian or not it doesn't matter! If you both enjoy it, go for it!!!
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How do I get a hot young woman to join the wife and I.
Give her money.
BTW, If your wife isn't in on it, be prepared to give her a LOT of money over the next several years also.... :0
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My husband wants me to suck his penis but i don't feel that i do it right. What is the best way to learn with out him so when i do it again i will be perfect?
Just do it!!! There is no right or wrong as long there is plenty of contact with your lips and tongue. (combine licking and sucking. Don't forget about his balls.)
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Do u prefer to masturbate alone or being watch?
Either. Hey but if they get to watch me... I get to watch them.
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Do guys like their balls sucked on?
No. I LOVE to have my balls sucked on!!! (I just don't get it enough)
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In your opinion is eating cheating?
No way. er.... Just don't get caught by your SO just in case :-)
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Should a person feel ashamed or embarrassed about their sexual urges? Masturbation or other styles.
NO!!!! Enjoy life. Know thyself.
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For a guy, can masturbating more than twice in one day do any physical damage?
Only to your eye-sight and carpal-tunnel syndrome in your main hand. Good to switch hands and get some "strange" every once in a while..
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Men: If you could have a threesome with the girl of your dreams and another you thinks ugly, what would you do?
You do it!!!! You might be surprised that the ugly girl is probably the better lay.
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My guy wants to have a threesome with another girl. I'm open to the idea, but he's done it before and this would be my first time. What exactly goes on in a threesome?
For the guy.... He has to think a LOT about baseball and politics. If he actually starts thinking too much about what's going on......
Well, let's just say he's out of the game in the bottom of the 2nd inning and gets to watch re-runs of M.A.S.H. while the girls enjoy themselves.... :)
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Guys is it weird when a girl craves your dick and asks to go down on you?
Consider yourself VERY lucky!!!! :)
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Im a female and my fiance never goes down on me.he says he just doesnt like doing it,well i think it's selfish and i do it to him cause i know he enjoys it,why not return the favour...at least sometimes
I would eat pussy every day!!!! I love everything about it!!!
There is nothing better than bringing a woman to a climax with your mouth and having her squeeze the sh*t out of your head with her thighs!!! Wow, I'm getting a boner just thinking about it....
BTW, I would drop the guy. Any man too selfish to eat pussy is probably not someone you want to be tied to the rest of your...
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What is the strangest thing that has happened to you during sex?
Reader's Digest Version: In college there were bunk-beds in our dorm rooms. My roommate and I didn't mind having girls over (wink-wink) while the other was present. One night after several hours of drinking he brought over some girl (never saw her before)and began to make-out in his bed. He had the LOWER bunk. This is finals week.
I am in the UPPER bunk cramming for a test....
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What is your philosophy of sex?
In the words of Mickey Mantle, "I made a vow to never again turn down any woman who wanted to have sex with me" ;-)
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Could you have sex with just a Friend and keep it just friends, no strings attached?
Oh Yes. There is "Love" and there is just plain raunchy "f**king". The later is much more fun ;-)
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What is the one thing that will turn you off quicker than anything?
stinky puss.
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How would you react if your partner suggest a threesome,swinging, or group sex? What would you do?Would you do it?
"Yippie.... I can't do it before tomorrow....."
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
girl - "Is it in yet?? Oops, sorry."
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What is your "safe word" when you practice S&M?
"OH Sh&t!!! That really f#*&^ing hurt!!!! You can go to hell. Where are the Advil and band-aids?"
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This is for men and women...Does anyone else have a panty fetish? I am not talking about wearing them, but just becoming extremely aroused from a woman in her panties?
Big Time!!!!! I love panties!
They may not be the best thing in this world but they are close to it ;-) (Ok, I know its a bad a pun. But you probably smiled )
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Why is Christianity so rich with Pagan iconography when they tried so hard to destroy any Pagan faiths?
Christianity is nothing more than a mystery religion in the tradition of Osiris, Mithra, Krishna, Dionysus/Bacchus, Prometheus, Zoroaster among others.
Each of these groups has a dying & resurecting godman as a archtype for humanity. Much of the mythology is common to each group. (They built on each other over the centuries and added their own flavor as the went.) The Jesus/Joshua...
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How is a man "born again"?
I prefer the ancient gnostic understanding. We are spiritual beings born into a physical form. Our entire life is a process of "remembering" who we are and reconnecting with God. As we experience gnosis, we are "born again" into spirit.
What modern christians understand are the outer mysteries of the ancient Egyptian, Greek, Jewish, and Christian gnostics. These were...
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Do you think the Bible contains myths (mythology)?
Is the Pope Catholic? Yes it does. However, because something is based in the ancient mythos doesn't mean its wrong/bad.
The problem comes from the 3rd century (we are still living in the shadows of it). When these myths became historic fact, Christian "truth" became an absolute and all others were considered false or of the devil.
Seeking enlightenment fell away as the...
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Is it possible to sell your soul to the devil in a dream?
Only if the dream took place in rural Mississippi at an old cross roads. If you saw Robert Johnson and heard delta blues playing on a slide guitar..... Sorry you are damned to hell.
No, you cannot sell your soul. In my humble opinion there is no "devil" or "hell" anyway.
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If the devil collects souls, what could he possibly want with 'em?
Mythology...... Fear is a powerful motivator to get people to buy into what your selling.
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If someone came to your door and said, "God told me to get money from you." How would you know he was telling the truth?
I would tell him that I was a Druid.
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Masturbation.....do you consider it a sin? Why or why not?
There is nothing wrong with it. Don't let anyone make you feel guilty about it. I'm sure most pastor's go home and "spank it" on a regular basis anyway.
BTW, it works better than any sleep-aid, however it can be habit forming.....
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What do you really know about life after death?
We know nothing. The people with all the 'answers' know even less.....
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If instinct guides animals, what guides man?
A rather large brain with the ability to reason.
It's a shame that most of the problems in the world today are about ideas (religon, Differences of opinion about absolute truth, and a "rise in faith and fall in reason")
Imagine - Lennon
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In Christian theology, the people who were created sinless were: Adam, Eve, Mary, Jesus (and possibly Mary's mother). Satan would have been strongly motivated to corrupt Mary -- so why don't we read about the tempation of Mary?
"Mary" the "virgin" is the Christian version of the Isis-Meri (mother of Horus who was also a christ figure 1500 years before Jesus). All or most of the dying-resurecting godmen of the ancient cultures were born of virgins. As with most ancient myths, this is based in astrology. I believe it has something to do with the sign of virgo and/or the position of venus.
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If the old testament was written about 3000 years before Christianity was a religion, then why do Christians put so much faith into it?
There was much debate about that. However, including the Jewish OT lended historic "credibility" to the new cult. The Greco-Roman culture (especially Greek) loved the ancient epics. They read the Jewish epic in a similar fashon to those of Homer. Associating the mythology of a new Christos with the Jewish texts distinguished the new group from the many other dying-godman...
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What happened to the three wise men in the bible after they went to see baby jesus? Are they mentioned later on in the bible?
I believe the magi are symbolic of 3 stars on Orion's belt not literal people.
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Is Job the oldest book in the Bible? If so, how do we know it predates Moses' five books?
Job was written by the Egyptians. It probably dates back to the period (4000-2000 bce which would be during the age of tarus). It pre-dates anything recorded in the christian bible.
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How do you calculate 666 into a name?
Nero Cesar.
The '666' also represents a "perfect 5th" in musical tones to the perfect tone '888' of the Christos (i.e. Jesus)in Greek gematra.
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Did you know that the NASA proved the Bible is true? I mean, that the events written in the Bible have actually happened? DIA
e-mail spam. I'm sorry this isn't true.
One can either draw conclusions and then look for evidence to support the conclusion OR Gather evidence, analyze it, and draw conclusions based on the information.
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Has the bible changed over time? And if so, how can be be sure that what it states is true?
The primary problem is not with the translation. The biggest issue is the power play that went into the cannon in the first place. (Book selection, forgery, and literalist church agendas which destroyed everything written in previous generations that contradicted the chosen books and "company line").
Majority (winners - Selected state religion of Rome) become orthodox, minority...
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How did Noahs Ark work? The biblical story is not logical. No way that every animal could have fit on the ark with food and such. Plus the time frame of the earth being covered with water and drying up does not compute.
I didn't read all of the previous responses, I'm sure this is noted somewhere in all that text. However, this story has been found in several ancient cultures with the hero having different names in each (Gilgamesh for example). The story was passed from one to another with some of the details changing each time. It most likely contains some truth such as a local flood and the...
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I really do not want to offend anyone. This is a genuine question: "Is there anything that the Bible cannot explain?"
The meaning of life itself.... (Now how exactly did we get in this mess? and How do we get out?)
(I know, I know... Please do not quote me Genesis and the gospel according to John. Sunday school answers make me hostile.)
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How many times can a male have an orgasm in one day?
I think my record is 4. (Maybe 5 once while in college)
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At what age did you start masturbating?
Around 11. Felt guilty, did it a lot anyway....
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My landlady wants me to masturbate in front of her and her girlfriends. Ladies should I do it?
I would do it. That's kinda kinky. It has the potential to turn into a "Dear Penthouse" experience.
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I want my husband to masturbate in front of me, but he won't do it. Is there any ideas for me to convince him? I really do enjoy wathching. Is that weird?
My wife watches me all the time. I don't mind at all.
Get a porn flick and start yourself. If he gets into it, he might join in....
In my humble opinion, there is nothing that turns me on more than to know I am doing something that REALLY turns my partner on.
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Do women like to watch porn? And how open are they about it?
My wife really likes to watch porn before sex. It really gets her stirred up.
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My friend just asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfriend. How do I respond to that? They're dead serious.
????? You say "YES"!!!!!!! Call them now!!! Seize the day!!!
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When sex feels so good, how can it possibly be a sin?
It is not a sin.
It is a chemical & biological process to propagate the species. Chemical ("Hey, she's hot...") ------> Biological ("What do you mean your late???)
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Do you personally believe that the bible is a reliable source to the 'word of God'?
I'm sorry, but I do not. There is much wisdom found in the book, but there is also a lot of misinformation. Many of the passages have been misinterpreted and/or added, changed for political reasons by men. Some were even meant for a specific audience at a specific time not in general terms (Paul's original letters).
Many of the books/passages have been passed from other older...
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Is it wrong to join a fraternity
What??? You will surely go to hell. (Just kidding)
There is nothing wrong with Frats, Sorority mixers, all-night drinking binges with the girls of Zeta... (wow, I miss college)
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Is it wrong to laugh in church?
Only if someone near you breaks wind while sleeping...
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Should churches ordain gay ministers?
I don't understand the problem with homosexuals. For that matter I don't understand the church's historical uneasyness or supression of any and all sexual expression unless its for reproduction.....
Know Thyself
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Is the church realy full of hypocrites?
I think "group-think" and "a tendancy to have closed minds" are more comman and bigger problems than hypocracy.
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If you are officially labeled a heretic, do you get a certificate or something that you can frame?
I'm working on it. I'll let you know when I find out.
:)
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Has any person other than Jesus Christ been able to bear the weight of the world on their shoulders?
Without getting into a long answer, please look-up Osiris/Horus, Mithra, Dionysus/Bacchus, Promethius, Krishna, etc.
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Is it a sin to masturbate?
No. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. There are two types of people in this world.... 1) Those who masturbate and 2) Those who lie about not masterbating.
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Do we (people) choose god or does god choose us
There is unity in all things. Know thyself.
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I just want to know how three distinct and separate individuals (persons) can be called one God... Cause really it makes no sense to me...
The relationship between Jesus and God the Father was debated (harshly) for a couple of hundred years. "Is Jesus of the same substance as God? Is Jesus subordiante to God?, etc.) It was finally resolved (compromised) when some of the church leaders around 500 CE looked back at the principle of unity (1), dicodomy (2), and triad/harmony (3) which originated in Egypt and was symbolized by...
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Jesus Christ is considered by Christians the Son of God and the Son of Man. What is meant by the term Son of Man?
I believe the son of Osirus(god of the vine)and the virgin Isis-Meri named Horus who was born on December 25th in Egyptian mythology was the first to be refered to as "The Son of Man".
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Was Jesus born in a stable?
As the story goes, I believe it would have been a cave (symbolic of being born out of the earth) where animals were kept. After his death, he was "re-born" again out of the earth (tomb). Symbolic of the natural cycles of life and death, darkness/light, etc.
Know thyself
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Do you believe in Gee Whiz?
On a Philly Cheese Stake!!! (Specifically one of Jim's steaks)
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I would genuinly like to know WHY Jesus descended into Hell before ascending into heaven?
This myth did not originate with the Christians. It was common with many of the other dying and resurecting god-men in other cultures. Specifically Dionysus (greek) several hundred years before Jesus. I believe. It's easy to get the specifics of all of the stories confused as they built on each other over the centuries.
Know Thyself
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What is the purpose of Christs 'second coming' if we go to heaven when we die?
The "Second Coming" of a savior/mediator/messiah is very common among many ancient religions. The origins are Zoroastrian with strong Egyptian influences.
Know Thyself.
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What is Jesus's real name?
Joshua/Jeshua in Hebrew. "Jesus" is greek as the audience for the early writings was a Greek literate culture (custom and language). The selection of "Jesus" as the Christos name is no coincidence. The Gematra (Numerical equivalent) of his name is '888' which represents a perfect tone in music.
Know Thyself.
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Is there any historical or archeaological evidence to support the account of the Resurrection of Jesus Christ?
Without getting into a long discussion. Lookup the names: Osiris/Horus, Mithra, Krishna, Dionysus, among others.
Mark is considered the oldest of the synoptic gospels. The earliest manuscripts of this book do not contain the actual resurection. It ends with Mark 16:8.
Know thyself.
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Is Jesus the only way to God?
"I am the way, the truth, and the life" was originally written in ancient Egyptian texts 1500 years BCE about the dying and resurecting godman Osiris and/or Horus.
In my opinion, there is harmony in all things. Therefore, I will say no.
Know thyself.
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Is it a sin to be bisexual?
No, don't sweat it. Know thyself.
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Why do Baptists go to church on Sunday if Saturday is the Sabbath?
Most modern Christians worship on Sunday. This is primarily due to the legacy of ancient sun-worshipers. The Mithra group which originated in Persia was very popular in the Roman Empire in the years preceeding the early gnostic christians. Most of these groups observed/worshipped on Sunday (the day of the "Sun").
Like it or not, Christianity retains many of the traditions that...
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When Mormon missionaries knock on your door, are you nice or rude to them?
Be nice and offer them a beer. They will be on their way.
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