Answerbag: shady's answers

Answer to Has anyone googled there own name, and what results did you get?

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:11:08 -0700

Has anyone googled there own name, and what results did you get?

i am mentioned in a book called "The Secret Life of Bill Clinton" and not in a good way

Answer to If you wear jeans, what do you put in your back pockets?

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 07:51:42 -0800

If you wear jeans, what do you put in your back pockets?

A knife in one my billfold in another

Answer to ANYBODY NEED A GOOD SEMI TRUCK DRIVER

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:03:46 -0700

ANYBODY NEED A GOOD SEMI TRUCK DRIVER

Try CRST they are my favorite trucking company

Answer to Name the city that does not have a lot of traffic?

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:01:12 -0700

Name the city that does not have a lot of traffic?

Anson, TX

Answer to Was there a German telegram offering to give some U.S.A. states back to Mexico if they declared war on the United States?

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:26:37 -0800

Was there a German telegram offering to give some U.S.A. states back to Mexico if they declared war on the United States?

yes there is for sure but I forget the details

Answer to where can i get a free nose reshaping?

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:26:27 -0800

where can i get a free nose reshaping?

Smart off to a biker

Answer to How come i cant say Nigg** but a black guy can say honkey?

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:26:55 -0800

How come i cant say Nigg** but a black guy can say honkey?

reverse discrimination

Answer to Christian: what is your favorite hymn?

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:59:27 -0800

Christian: what is your favorite hymn?

Amazing Grace

Answer to Advice Tips.With most subjects i'm good at advice, but subjects like wanting to kill yourself and such, i could have better arguments. Help?

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:16:53 -0800

Advice Tips.With most subjects i'm good at advice, but subjects like wanting to kill yourself and such, i could have better arguments. Help?

Acids stain you rivers are damp, razors pain you drugs make you cramp Glue smells awful nooses give, guns aren't lawful you may as well live

Answer to what motor should i put into my 1970 chevelle SS

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:05:49 -0800

what motor should i put into my 1970 chevelle SS

454 big block

Answer to Why is religion such a big deal in the US?

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:38:42 -0800

Why is religion such a big deal in the US?

Becasue America was founded on Christain principles

Answer to Have you ever pick a penny off the ground for good luck ?

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:00:08 -0800

Have you ever pick a penny off the ground for good luck ?

Never pass one up

Answer to what should i get my boyfriend for his birthday?like seriously i hate when i am the only one at his birthday

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:44:47 -0800

what should i get my boyfriend for his birthday?like seriously i hate when i am the only one at his birthday

A man can never have to many flashlights or pocketknives

Answer to whats wrong with "god damnit"? i let my kids say it, im athiest but even to a christian its not really taking the lords name in vein,

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:16:50 -0800

whats wrong with "god damnit"? i let my kids say it, im athiest but even to a christian its not really taking the lords name in vein,

As a Christian I find it extremely offensive

Answer to Oh, Mickie, what a pitty, can't you understand? You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 07:47:30 -0800

Oh, Mickie, what a pitty, can't you understand? You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand.

Oh Danny your so fine I'll loan you money anytine I taught my friends kids this so they could sing it to their parennts

Answer to How long does being "in love" last between a man and woman?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:52:53 -0800

How long does being "in love" last between a man and woman?

Until just before you break up

Answer to I'm travelling through Europe for 5 months. Should I take a backpack or a rolley bag?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:32:48 -0800

I'm travelling through Europe for 5 months. Should I take a backpack or a rolley bag?

a backpack because it is good on any terrain

Answer to I've read that 70% of illnesses will go away with time. Do you think that is true of problems as well? Given time, do most things work out?

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:57:18 -0800

I've read that 70% of illnesses will go away with time. Do you think that is true of problems as well? Given time, do most things work out?

yes I do. We have a saying we use all the time. It fixed itsef

Answer to what is a good make of bulldozers?

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:34:26 -0800

what is a good make of bulldozers?

catipillar

Answer to Crazy drug stories? I'm totally interested. You have my full attention.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:02:36 -0800

Crazy drug stories? I'm totally interested. You have my full attention.

once I got pretty drunk at a titty bar and stuck dollar bills in the g string of a tranny

Answer to I had anal sex once and my butt hole turned brown. It has not turned back since ... is this normal? How do you make it go away lol

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:49:49 -0800

I had anal sex once and my butt hole turned brown. It has not turned back since ... is this normal? How do you make it go away lol

You might try having it more often and see if that helps

Answer to who likes guns and beer and women?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:19:03 -0800

who likes guns and beer and women?

these are a few of my favorite things

Answer to Are you a male that would give your consent to another male to give you a blowjob?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:11:37 -0800

Are you a male that would give your consent to another male to give you a blowjob?

not in this lifetime

Answer to Would you giggle a little if you saw a hooker get hit by a car? Not killed of course, but just wabbled a little.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:48:12 -0800

Would you giggle a little if you saw a hooker get hit by a car? Not killed of course, but just wabbled a little.

Of course not Hookers are people to and they already have a rough row to hoe

Answer to Do you feel that the sense of community on AB has disappeared with the new AB? (I do).

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:37:20 -0800

Do you feel that the sense of community on AB has disappeared with the new AB? (I do).

I do. the new format seems unpersonal to me. I miss the old days when everyone felt closer

Answer to Is it just a saying, or can a person really not think before they talk?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:44:04 -0800

Is it just a saying, or can a person really not think before they talk?

I do it all the time

Answer to You may believe something you don't know . Can you know something that you don't believe?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:42:02 -0800

You may believe something you don't know . Can you know something that you don't believe?

Wow Rosie that's deep I'm trying to think of an example of something I know but don't believe and I can't so I guess not

Answer to Can I Mix My Wife's Piss along with Scotch and drink it?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:53:32 -0800

Can I Mix My Wife's Piss along with Scotch and drink it?

I'd add ice

Answer to Do you think the old answerbag was a case of better the devil you know? I mean this shit is just a car wreck isn't it?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:57:30 -0800

Do you think the old answerbag was a case of better the devil you know? I mean this shit is just a car wreck isn't it?

seems like it I know I'm not having any fun

Answer to Do you Google most of the time ? For Anything n Everything?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:43:26 -0800

Do you Google most of the time ? For Anything n Everything?

hard to imagine life without it

Answer to Where are the points? I might cry if they are gone...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:40:29 -0800

Where are the points? I might cry if they are gone...

i know i miss them too

Answer to RIP old AB! You will be missed. Agree?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:46:44 -0800

RIP old AB! You will be missed. Agree?

sorely missed

Answer to When and where did you learn how to kiss?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:40:04 -0800

When and where did you learn how to kiss?

on a church hay ride with a girl named Lydia

Answer to If you Google your name, what is the first thing that comes up?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:56:34 -0800

If you Google your name, what is the first thing that comes up?

I'm mentioned in a book called "The Secret Life of Bill Clinton"

Answer to Is anyone as sad as me that our fav. website is now so bad?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:31:56 -0800

Is anyone as sad as me that our fav. website is now so bad?

so far I'm not a fan. Reminds me of the new Coke

Answer to All of my friends are gone on my page? Anyone else have this problem?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 05:06:15 -0800

All of my friends are gone on my page? Anyone else have this problem?

all mine have gone too

Answer to What's your take on the new AB?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:19:28 -0800

What's your take on the new AB?

It's freaking me out

Answer to Do you watch musicals? If so which are you're favourites & what's your favourite song?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:26:10 -0800

Do you watch musicals? If so which are you're favourites & what's your favourite song?

West Side Story Everything from the opening whistle To Somewhere every song is great

Answer to If you could make one person live forever, who would it be, and why?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:37:36 -0800

If you could make one person live forever, who would it be, and why?

Willie Nelson so the world could alwasy enjoy him

Answer to What color is your cat or dog?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:36:30 -0800

What color is your cat or dog?

brown trimmed in black

Answer to I’m a commie punk! You’re a commie punk! We’re all commie punks! and the only thing that’s going to help a commie punk, is another commie punk! Are you with me!!

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:08:22 -0800

I’m a commie punk! You’re a commie punk! We’re all commie punks! and the only thing that’s going to help a commie punk, is another commie punk! Are you with me!!

no sir

Answer to Why are people offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas"?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:00:59 -0800

Why are people offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas"?

beats me

Answer to What genre of music would be torture for you to listen to for an hour?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:59:04 -0800

What genre of music would be torture for you to listen to for an hour?

hip hop/rap

Answer to Short shorts or mini skirts?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:07:32 -0800

Short shorts or mini skirts?

short skirts

Answer to You have been given a pet rock. What will you name him?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:43:56 -0800

You have been given a pet rock. What will you name him?

stoner

Answer to Which is the most hated country in Europe?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:36:38 -0800

Which is the most hated country in Europe?

hate is a pretty strong word but my least fav is France

Answer to You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:58:18 -0800

You're an apple, how far from the tree did you fall?

Quite a ways. I'm over in the marijauna patch

Answer to Do you think michelle obama is pretty?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:47:51 -0800

Do you think michelle obama is pretty?

not at all

Answer to Has Jesse Jackson proved yet again that he is a Racist?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:35:55 -0800

Has Jesse Jackson proved yet again that he is a Racist?

oh yea

Answer to You and your gal is on vacation. While at the beach you go take a leak, when you return some local guy is rubbing lotion on your girl's back. What would you make of it?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:34:39 -0800

You and your gal is on vacation. While at the beach you go take a leak, when you return some local guy is rubbing lotion on your girl's back. What would you make of it?

I'd be pissed

Answer to In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:24:11 -0800

In your opinion, what is the best American State and why?

Texas and texans because we are so humble about being the best

Answer to Can you name a song about cooking something? Video links welcome!

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:55:13 -0800

Can you name a song about cooking something? Video links welcome!

MacAuthor Park

Answer to What's the dumbest claim Republicans have made about President Obama?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:47:40 -0800

What's the dumbest claim Republicans have made about President Obama?

I heard some of those right wing jerks say he won't fulfill his campaigne promises Oh wait...........

Answer to If you are planning to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and they suddenly win a million bucks, will you stick with your plan and break up with them or will you stay with them because of the money?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:12:10 -0800

If you are planning to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend and they suddenly win a million bucks, will you stick with your plan and break up with them or will you stay with them because of the money?

as long as they are skinny I don't care about the money I'm not that shallow

Answer to Thinking of moving to Irving. What are some great things about the place?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:16:02 -0800

Thinking of moving to Irving. What are some great things about the place?

I'm from Ft Worth and can't think of any

Answer to If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:40:49 -0800

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is a guy's best friend?

bj's

Answer to Will you ever really try your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 07:33:11 -0800

Will you ever really try your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy?

yes as soon as I find a women with two jobs that will have me

Answer to Who is to blame for the problems in your life?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:13:19 -0800

Who is to blame for the problems in your life?

I'm my own worst enemy

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:26:57 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "sugar"

cinaman toast

Answer to I have recently inherited my off to college daughter's 8 mo old Weimeraner. Smart dog but he's destroying my yard, digging holes, chewing up plants... he has plenty of toys to chew on, he also is super hyper. How to get him to chill out?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:35:50 -0800

I have recently inherited my off to college daughter's 8 mo old Weimeraner. Smart dog but he's destroying my yard, digging holes, chewing up plants... he has plenty of toys to chew on, he also is super hyper. How to get him to chill out?

Watch the Dog Whisperer. He always has some good tips

Answer to I say "Sarah Palin" you say?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:54:09 -0800

I say "Sarah Palin" you say?

she's hot

Answer to What do you think about a 15 years old dating a 30 years old?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:43:28 -0800

What do you think about a 15 years old dating a 30 years old?

uh its a felony

Answer to Can you name two things that just DO NOT belong together?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:41:43 -0800

Can you name two things that just DO NOT belong together?

sleeping pills and laxitives

Answer to If you had the power, what crime would merit an instant death penalty. And how would you execute the filthy criminals?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:26:06 -0800

If you had the power, what crime would merit an instant death penalty. And how would you execute the filthy criminals?

crimes against children impaling

Answer to When I say Dayton, Ohio what comes to your mind?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:12:45 -0800

When I say Dayton, Ohio what comes to your mind?

NCR

Answer to When you fight ware is the first place to to punch or hit?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:11:07 -0800

When you fight ware is the first place to to punch or hit?

the groin

Answer to Guys: When you see a girl, what do you pay attention to first? (I mean appearance)

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:05:20 -0800

Guys: When you see a girl, what do you pay attention to first? (I mean appearance)

no tits no ass no brains in that order

Answer to Should miniskirts and other indecent clothing items be banned on college campuses?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:24:43 -0800

Should miniskirts and other indecent clothing items be banned on college campuses?

naaa some of my best memories from college involve girls in indecent clothing

Answer to Do you think that the tradegy at Fort Hood was a terrorist attack or just a sick man that went off the deep end?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:04:06 -0800

Do you think that the tradegy at Fort Hood was a terrorist attack or just a sick man that went off the deep end?

dude was a terrorist

Answer to What is the most valuable thing within ten feet of you?

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:50:08 -0800

What is the most valuable thing within ten feet of you?

This laptop

Answer to Do you feel repulsed when you see two men kissing? Question to straight guys.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:39:59 -0800

Do you feel repulsed when you see two men kissing? Question to straight guys.

absolutely

Answer to Anyone else just wanna buy some nike shoes off that frigging troll so he can piss off? lol

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:18:52 -0800

Anyone else just wanna buy some nike shoes off that frigging troll so he can piss off? lol

naaa I can use the moderation points

Answer to I'm going to Austin, TX this weekend what are some places or things I shouldn't miss?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:32:20 -0800

I'm going to Austin, TX this weekend what are some places or things I shouldn't miss?

Take that gyro-cycle tour of downtown it's a little pricey but worth it

Answer to Which first name is so common that you know at least 5 people with the same name?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:56:11 -0800

Which first name is so common that you know at least 5 people with the same name?

Mike

Answer to If you owned a bar.... What would you name it?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:40:02 -0800

If you owned a bar.... What would you name it?

Danny's Dive

Answer to After Texas, what US state or city is second most obnoxious for believing it's the best of all possible worlds if not actually heaven on earth?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:23:32 -0700

After Texas, what US state or city is second most obnoxious for believing it's the best of all possible worlds if not actually heaven on earth?

what??? Texas is heaven on earth

Answer to Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?"

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:22:00 -0700

Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?"

pussies

Answer to Do you thinking smoking pot should be legal and do u think pot is more harmful than cigarette smoking? I personally think it should be legal....

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:49:21 -0700

Do you thinking smoking pot should be legal and do u think pot is more harmful than cigarette smoking? I personally think it should be legal....

oh yea its way overdue

Answer to Do you consider yourself good looking?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:43:48 -0700

Do you consider yourself good looking?

i don't think you'd be embarrest to introduce me to your friends

Answer to What's your favourite type of tree?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:34:05 -0700

What's your favourite type of tree?

PECAN

Answer to Do you tend to date people who are prettier then you are?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:49:43 -0700

Do you tend to date people who are prettier then you are?

yes I don't meet my own standards n lol

Answer to How far is it from your house to Wal-Mart?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:05:42 -0700

How far is it from your house to Wal-Mart?

thanks and welcome to ab

Answer to You might be a redneck if?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:10:04 -0700

You might be a redneck if?

the police have ever been called on your Bible study group

Answer to Do you think Obama is right to take on Fox News or should he stick to running the country?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:58:29 -0700

Do you think Obama is right to take on Fox News or should he stick to running the country?

Leave Fox news alone If he did a better job of running the country they wouldn't have anything negative to say about him

Answer to Have you ever worn the letters off your keyboard? What letters are missing?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:52:00 -0700

Have you ever worn the letters off your keyboard? What letters are missing?

N go figure

Answer to Name something that is very fast.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:03:28 -0700

Name something that is very fast.

my lovemaking

Answer to If you were forced to choose between drinking alcohol or smoking weed, which would you choose?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:22:11 -0700

If you were forced to choose between drinking alcohol or smoking weed, which would you choose?

I better pick smoking alcohol really messes me up

Answer to What attracts you to visit Scotland?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:23:47 -0700

What attracts you to visit Scotland?

Mental Mum

Answer to True or False: Atleast One of your question has gained you more than hundred pts in Ab.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:13:27 -0700

True or False: Atleast One of your question has gained you more than hundred pts in Ab.

true

Answer to What is your fantasy? (2009-10-19)

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:11:29 -0700

What is your fantasy? (2009-10-19)

I have two To be with a woman with two jobs To have sex with two different women in the same year

Answer to Cookies or peanuts?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:20:17 -0700

Cookies or peanuts?

cookies for me thanks

Answer to If you are a guy and wanted to kiss a guy are you gay?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:02:44 -0700

If you are a guy and wanted to kiss a guy are you gay?

uhhhh yea it does

Answer to Have you ever felt like calling it quits?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:32:53 -0700

Have you ever felt like calling it quits?

I'm in the often crowd

Answer to Why do Republicans pose nude in Playgirl?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:22:33 -0700

Why do Republicans pose nude in Playgirl?

Chicks dig naked conservatives

Answer to Has a stranger ever- just out of the blue- said to you 'here you can have this'.. whatever it was?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:04:24 -0700

Has a stranger ever- just out of the blue- said to you 'here you can have this'.. whatever it was?

When I used to ride the bus and finished a used paperback I used to hand them off to somebody else I saw reading. They were usually stunned

Answer to How would you like to die?

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:47:18 -0700

How would you like to die?

hard drugs and soft women

Answer to You are an atheist or a christian or a muslim or what ever. THEN -- you decide that you believe instead in reincarnation. Does that make you a born again born again reincarnationist?

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:05:20 -0700

You are an atheist or a christian or a muslim or what ever. THEN -- you decide that you believe instead in reincarnation. Does that make you a born again born again reincarnationist?

That's a question for the ages

Answer to What is the difference between marriage and a serious relationship?

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:07:24 -0700

What is the difference between marriage and a serious relationship?

commitment

Answer to Do you fall asleep with the TV on at night?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:44:11 -0700

Do you fall asleep with the TV on at night?

I have trouble sleeping without the tv on

Answer to What's it like in Houston, Texas?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:17:10 -0700

What's it like in Houston, Texas?

hot and humid