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Answer to When it comes to marijuana, what do you say? Pass that thing! or I'll pass on that thing.

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:52:01 -0800

When it comes to marijuana, what do you say? Pass that thing! or I'll pass on that thing.

Put it in a hookah, sprinkle a little cherry-flavored hookah tobacco on it, and get some milk and scones, and a copy of O Brother, Where art Thou?. and pass that hose here!!

Answer to I just moved, do I have to notify my bank? I know u must notify dmv within 30 days, but what about bank of america?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:49:49 -0800

I just moved, do I have to notify my bank? I know u must notify dmv within 30 days, but what about bank of america?

You don't HAVE to, but they need a billing address for verification and online purchases. Everyone will be assuming that your new address is the address on your account.

Answer to What do you loove most?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:47:18 -0800

What do you loove most?

Purifying fire.

Answer to Which credit card do you think is looked upon more favorably: Visa or Master Card?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:46:30 -0800

Which credit card do you think is looked upon more favorably: Visa or Master Card?

Visa - they were here first, and they're still the biggest.

Answer to Do you know me?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:45:13 -0800

Do you know me?

Yeah, you need to spray the bushes outside your front door. I've had to watch you while brushing a nasty ant infestation off my feet, it totally kills the moment.

Answer to Can you let go of someone while still believing that you will get back together one day?like preparing for the worst but atill hoping for the best?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:40:36 -0800

Can you let go of someone while still believing that you will get back together one day?like preparing for the worst but atill hoping for the best?

No, until you give up and manage to kill all your emotions, you can't let go.

Answer to My dob is 31-03-1965,Mumbai-India :Waht is my Future

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:39:19 -0800

My dob is 31-03-1965,Mumbai-India :Waht is my Future

For the insignificant moment you exist, you'll drift through the infinite and pointless Universe, you'll drive yourself mad with questions, at which point you'll die just as instantly and pointlessly as you came in. Have fun with that.

Answer to Why is it hard to have a girlfriend sometimes?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:36:58 -0800

Why is it hard to have a girlfriend sometimes?

Because it's hard enough work to understand and love yourself. To grasp the mind of someone and something completely different from yourself - it's a miracle we get together at all.

Answer to What over the counter drugs can I get to have euphoria or hallucination when taken at a more than a normal dosage?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:27:30 -0800

What over the counter drugs can I get to have euphoria or hallucination when taken at a more than a normal dosage?

Yeah - powder up about 20 vinpocetine and snort them all quickly, then call me when you need a nice cup of GROW THE FUCK UP to wash it down with.

Answer to In your opinion, what nation today has the best air force and why?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:25:17 -0800

In your opinion, what nation today has the best air force and why?

America - an air force is death from above, and America's air force could glass the surface of the planet were we so inclined.

Answer to If you're being teased, what's a good comeback?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:22:57 -0800

If you're being teased, what's a good comeback?

Grab their voicebox and lift them by it, slam them on the ground, and wait till they nearly pass out, then tell the ensuing crowd "The next person that decides I'm not worth respect, I'm gonna gouge your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon!" Start taking swings at bystanders, and...

Answer to Is Revenge ever justified?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:19:04 -0800

Is Revenge ever justified?

Only if it stops the violence once and for all.

Answer to In space is there an up or down?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:18:25 -0800

In space is there an up or down?

there's no up or down here either - there's only toward or away from gravitonic pull.

Answer to What was your all time favorite television show theme somg?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:14:47 -0800

What was your all time favorite television show theme somg?

the WORLD by Nightmare - Death Note opening. I'm a sucker for good metal.

Answer to Would you reject your god for your family, or would you reject your family for your god?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:09:44 -0800

Would you reject your god for your family, or would you reject your family for your god?

Both - my family is worthless and putting my eggs in the God basket just takes them out of my own.

Answer to How do you find your purpose?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:08:05 -0800

How do you find your purpose?

We are accidental, insignificant flecks of activated carbon and cosmic runoff in the back waters of an infinite, cold, and uncaring universe in which nothing matters. Purpose is a delusion.

Answer to Someone shoots you point-blank range in the face with a shotgun. You survive, but are horribly scarred for the rest of your life. Do you consider yourself lucky?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:06:34 -0800

Someone shoots you point-blank range in the face with a shotgun. You survive, but are horribly scarred for the rest of your life. Do you consider yourself lucky?

Superficial scars are nothing to the internally scarred. It all depends on who did the shooting and how I'm treated.

Answer to What is the stupidest reason you've witnessed (in some form or another) for two people getting married?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:57:31 -0800

What is the stupidest reason you've witnessed (in some form or another) for two people getting married?

As an excuse for the guy to not have to get a job. She's wiling to support him, and they're happy, so whatever.

Answer to Who's next?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:55:52 -0800

Who's next?

I am. Where you wanna do this?

Answer to What color eyes do demons have?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:51:34 -0800

What color eyes do demons have?

A color that is both not a color and every color, so your puny mind cannot comprehend it. You will have no choice but to abandon the fragile strings that hold your mind up as it stares into your soul and you dawn on the fact that in the face of everything-incarnate, you are insignificant, and no...

Answer to Do you use AdBlock here on AB? Why?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:41:09 -0800

Do you use AdBlock here on AB? Why?

No, I just use greasemonkey to reduce the ads to one line at the bottom of the page, so Google gets their bandwidth and AB isn't any less usable.

Answer to Do you improvise most of the time?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:39:53 -0800

Do you improvise most of the time?

No. When I have to wing it, my head shuts down, and everything is replaced with a desire to kill everyone around me and burn wherever I'm at to the ground, then cry until I die.

Answer to What will take off hardwater buildup on hair, that i have at home?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:38:31 -0800

What will take off hardwater buildup on hair, that i have at home?

Try soaking your showerhead in vinegar. Other than that, you'll need a soft-water filter.

Answer to What is your idea of a Great day?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:36:48 -0800

What is your idea of a Great day?

The day I find out one of the girls I like likes me. Just any day when I can function in a manner that posits positive, warm attention from people that doesn't depress me.

Answer to What is the hardest question to ask a girl?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:34:22 -0800

What is the hardest question to ask a girl?

"How do you feel about me?", naturally. You're giving her your soul to do with as she pleases.

Answer to Do you have a particular phobia?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:33:26 -0800

Do you have a particular phobia?

Failure and rejection. My dad and minister always reinforced the notion that I shouldn't stress even though everyone was watching and judging all the time so I should get everything right the first time, and that trying was failing. Rejection stemmed naturally from failure.

Answer to DO GIRLS AND BOYS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF HOLES DOWN BELOW? ALOT OF MEN DONT KNOW THIS

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:29:49 -0800

DO GIRLS AND BOYS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF HOLES DOWN BELOW? ALOT OF MEN DONT KNOW THIS

This is why you don't drink and type.

Answer to What do you say when her kids ask you "Are you going to be our new daddy"?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:28:38 -0800

What do you say when her kids ask you "Are you going to be our new daddy"?

If I'm raising them, yeah. They may only have one father, but they can have more than one dad.

Answer to I think I've just made my first four-digit points in a day without any moderation points. Thoughts?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:26:38 -0800

I think I've just made my first four-digit points in a day without any moderation points. Thoughts?

Quick - what's the color of the sun?

Answer to What would you reveal to me, your age or your weight?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:25:26 -0800

What would you reveal to me, your age or your weight?

20, 6'3", 210lbs

Answer to What makes you feel peaceful?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:22:34 -0800

What makes you feel peaceful?

Destruction, insanity, violence, and death. Seeing and experiencing them just shuts me up and shuts me down.

Answer to How do you let out your craziness?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:20:31 -0800

How do you let out your craziness?

Shooting range, controlled arson, primal screaming, talking to the voice I gave my mind, letting my friend Stan work me over with a foam-covered baseball bat.

Answer to What do you usually mix your Rum with?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:17:18 -0800

What do you usually mix your Rum with?

Rat poison. Epitaph: He stopped hurting, then he just stopped.

Answer to Could you be considered an "animal lover" if you eat pork, beef, and other animal products? Why or why not?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:14:59 -0800

Could you be considered an "animal lover" if you eat pork, beef, and other animal products? Why or why not?

I love all animals, including humans. I also love all life with mint sauce ;p Cannibalism is justified!

Answer to What is the fastest way to get drunk?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:03:08 -0800

What is the fastest way to get drunk?

5M ethanol with a bit of taurine and carnitine injected straight into the heart.

Answer to Have you ever sayed you loved someone and didnt mean it?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:53:49 -0800

Have you ever sayed you loved someone and didnt mean it?

HELL no! It's hard enough just saying that without the feelingbeing empty. See, it's hard for e to even type it!

Answer to You are thrown out into space, sans suit, what kills you first and how long does it take?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:52:04 -0800

You are thrown out into space, sans suit, what kills you first and how long does it take?

Asphyxiation. If you breathe out as much as possible and hold your breath, you'd be able to live some 20 some-odd seconds before dying of lack of oxygen and pressure differences.

Answer to If we ever meet face to face, what will be the first question you will probably ask me?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:45:25 -0800

If we ever meet face to face, what will be the first question you will probably ask me?

How did you get here? How did you get past the defenses?!? GUARDS!!!!

Answer to Is your love sickness usually accompanied by an overwhelming urge to articulate it to random strangers, despite knowing it will only seem overly dramatic to them?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:43:31 -0800

Is your love sickness usually accompanied by an overwhelming urge to articulate it to random strangers, despite knowing it will only seem overly dramatic to them?

No, mine's accompanied by depression, a cognitive breakdown, panic, and eventually anger and hate.

Answer to What is the most common misconception about your religion?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:36:37 -0800

What is the most common misconception about your religion?

That we are teaching the truth, and that we're intolerant of everyone else's beliefs. I'm an atheist and a scientist. We're not looking for truth, we're enriching ourselves with worldly knowledge and wisdom. I like what Juan said in Lillies of the Field: "To me,...

Answer to What is you favorite hair/ eye color combo on a potiential date?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:24:52 -0800

What is you favorite hair/ eye color combo on a potiential date?

Red and green, come on people!

Answer to Does time really heal all wounds?

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:23:43 -0800

Does time really heal all wounds?

Time heals nothing - only change does, and that in and of itself causes a lot of pain and frustration. All time does is get you used to the teeth of whatever's eating you.

Answer to Who would like to join me in congratulating Galeanda on becoming Answerbag's third ever swami?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:08:28 -0800

Who would like to join me in congratulating Galeanda on becoming Answerbag's third ever swami?

Gratz - now step away from the computer, your family misses you... ^o^

Answer to What is your signature dish as a cook?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:03:02 -0800

What is your signature dish as a cook?

Honey baklava, with strawberry scones being a close second. Anything that goes good with milk, really!

Answer to Have you ever had a bad credit situation? What was your own way out?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:01:26 -0800

Have you ever had a bad credit situation? What was your own way out?

I have two jobs and still live happily with my mom. We pay, between us, roughly $500 each a month in rent, bills, and everything else combined. I can save up 10 grand in 6 months just putting a third of my earnings into savings. I've never owed anyone anything, and I'll start school...

Answer to Ever listen to the voices in your head? What do they say?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:56:51 -0800

Ever listen to the voices in your head? What do they say?

Now, now, the knife is just over there. She's not watching, is she? Now, where did sanity ever get you? Certainly not happy. Just end it, and cleanse your old life with fire. Helllooooooooo. I am here now.

Answer to You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:54:24 -0800

You're at the gates of heaven. What do you think St. Peter will say to you?

Who are you? You're not in the book... Hey, what are you doOOOOOOOOOOGODMYEYESSTOPSTOPAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh... no... Cthulhu f'taghn!

Answer to (I'm in a goofy mood tonight so I'm going to push it, Flag if you want, answer if you get it) EEEEEEEEEEE Akkkkiiieeeeee Puwagny nubaumb!

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:51:29 -0800

(I'm in a goofy mood tonight so I'm going to push it, Flag if you want, answer if you get it) EEEEEEEEEEE Akkkkiiieeeeee Puwagny nubaumb!

Meh. Embrace insanity, at least it's not the curtain that limits you like logic and knowledge. In Cthulhu's name, f'tahgn!

Answer to When my gf is on her period she is real butthead what should i do?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:46:37 -0800

When my gf is on her period she is real butthead what should i do?

Actually, there's a lot of evidence showing that the current Western diet is a big cause for unusually strong hormone-based rhythms, such as periods. When it's not that time of the month, I would suggest you both try a new diet more rich in raw foods, enzymes, and hormone-balancing...

Answer to What would Jesus buy?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:38:06 -0800

What would Jesus buy?

A nuke and some dirty-bombs.

Answer to Anyone else think "The Mist" was surprisingly good? I thought it looked hokey from the preview but I'm really glad I decided to check it out

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:32:28 -0800

Anyone else think "The Mist" was surprisingly good? I thought it looked hokey from the preview but I'm really glad I decided to check it out

Just saw it - the ending ripped my heart right out of my chest. That wasn't a horror - that WAS horror. If you've ever played any 3D Legend of Zelda, then the first thing that hits you when you see the demon spiders is 'skulltula'. I had to laugh at that.

Answer to There is this guy i like and were somewhat friends but never had hung out before, I think somehow he found out i liked him, now he just stares at me all the time, but not in a bad way. what do you think this means? does he like me?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:27:22 -0800

There is this guy i like and were somewhat friends but never had hung out before, I think somehow he found out i liked him, now he just stares at me all the time, but not in a bad way. what do you think this means? does he like me?

Just before class is over, you should plant a big wet one on him and say 'stare at that!' and just walk away. He'll be yours, hands down.

Answer to Would you agree that for every act of islamic terrorism in the West..we destroy a muslim holy site?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:14:21 -0800

Would you agree that for every act of islamic terrorism in the West..we destroy a muslim holy site?

They do that enough to their own mothers and brothers and children. You just defined and embodied jihad to a T, and you are no better than those who justify it.

Answer to So would you rather America and it's allies win against the war on terror or be defeated?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:08:37 -0800

So would you rather America and it's allies win against the war on terror or be defeated?

Thank you for your opinion. Your dissent will be sent to DHS for analysis and archiving. You are now on the no-fly list, and DHS will be escorting you to an opinion center in the morning. Have a good day.

Answer to Is surgery the only way to get rid of hemmorhoids?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:03:02 -0800

Is surgery the only way to get rid of hemmorhoids?

Some minor hemorrhoids are sphincter muscles that have gotten dislodged. You can sit in warm water and push the muscles back in manually, but it's painful. For anything worse, I recommend going to a doctor to get him to push in what can be saved.

Answer to Do you know anyone who died from smoking marijuana?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:59:38 -0800

Do you know anyone who died from smoking marijuana?

No, but I know a girl that died putting meth and heroine on her pot; and I know plenty of people who live long, happy lives by the bong.

Answer to IS Osama Bin Laden still alive?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:54:34 -0800

IS Osama Bin Laden still alive?

Yeah. He's getting dialysis on the State's bill, eating steak dinners and living in a swank condo in Manhattan. Probably shaved his beard, got a haircut and dye, has an ID that says his name's Steve, and is fishing in a canoe, wearing a guayabera and sipping mojitos while chatting...

Answer to Give me an idea to sculpt in clay, please?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:48:45 -0800

Give me an idea to sculpt in clay, please?

children sculpting a snowman you sculpting something sci-fi looking lumps a festivus tree a 1:20000 replica of the battle of Thermopalye

Answer to Are you looking to buy a Nintendo Wii this Christmas?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:44:41 -0800

Are you looking to buy a Nintendo Wii this Christmas?

My friends like it, so it might just find some room by my massive Sony collection this year. PSP comes first though!

Answer to Do you cry more out of rage/frustration or sadness?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:42:50 -0800

Do you cry more out of rage/frustration or sadness?

Sadness? So used to it it's like an appendage. Stress? Rolls right over me. Now if I can't do something no mater how hard I try (and the first person to say trying is failing gets their throat ripped out), or I can't prove a point, or if things are going so bad I can't go...

Answer to If you had to choose, what day of the week would you be? and why?

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:34:27 -0800

If you had to choose, what day of the week would you be? and why?

Monday, because I get to laugh cruelly as I watch you all drag your asses back to work! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Answer to Does the usa or russia have weather modification capabilities?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:24:34 -0800

Does the usa or russia have weather modification capabilities?

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/weacontrolbychossudovsky2000.shtml This is a dangerous rabbit hole, as full of psychotic lies as bold truths. Have fun, and good luck.

Answer to Is it time to scrap the failed concept of having community leaders?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:21:59 -0800

Is it time to scrap the failed concept of having community leaders?

Some communities do fine under leaders. Most don't. Get rid of the ones that don't, but generalizations are unhealthy - your experiences aren't the world's.

Answer to If someone does not spell "atheist" correctly, can I assume he or she has not researched what it actually means to be an atheist?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:20:22 -0800

If someone does not spell "atheist" correctly, can I assume he or she has not researched what it actually means to be an atheist?

I before E Except after C Or when it sounds like an A As in "neighbor" and "weigh". Some people just forget.

Answer to What is the worst storm you endured?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:17:35 -0800

What is the worst storm you endured?

Andrew. It flooded my trailer park and carried my trailer off its struts and totally killed the floor ventilation. No power, water, internet, or roads for a week. We had a generator, a freezer, a grill, canoes, and books, so at least we didn't go nuts waiting.

Answer to Do you get depressed at Christmas time? Why or why not?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:15:04 -0800

Do you get depressed at Christmas time? Why or why not?

I get depressed because people start poking and prodding me at why I don't have some girl clinging to me (like romance and finding someone is like going to the store to a loaf of bread, which apparently it is for every fucking guy except me), and why I'm not buying everyone presents,...

Answer to Why would an Atheist spend so much time and energy talking about "God", when they don't believe that "God" exists in the first place?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:07:20 -0800

Why would an Atheist spend so much time and energy talking about "God", when they don't believe that "God" exists in the first place?

Because God is the most well-known divine entity, and shooting that down is the biggest start.

Answer to Do you ever wish you had a different eye color? Which color?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:01:12 -0800

Do you ever wish you had a different eye color? Which color?

I'd want red eyes. Just so I could creep out people by being nice then suddenly launching into a take-over-the-world rant or something. Maniacal laughter ensues.

Answer to I have a project that I'd can't figure out. it's a NEC television that have no DISPLAY and also no SOUND but the power light have a ON signal. it's look like the stanby or OFF mode (red light) and the open (ON) mode (Green light) of the TV is the same

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:57:17 -0800

I have a project that I'd can't figure out. it's a NEC television that have no DISPLAY and also no SOUND but the power light have a ON signal. it's look like the stanby or OFF mode (red light) and the open (ON) mode (Green light) of the TV is the same

Sounds like the cathode's blown. Never had to replace one myself, but I have taken them apart, and putting a new one in shouldn't be a hassle.

Answer to How many out here on A.B. believe in prayer?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:55:47 -0800

How many out here on A.B. believe in prayer?

I may not believe in God, but it's obvious that it brings you all comfort, peace, and determination. So yeah, pray on. There are some who need to learn to depend on themselves more though.

Answer to It's my 23rd birthday today, and I still dont have a husband, baby, dog and a white picket fence. my grandmother thinks this is terrible! any advise?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:52:41 -0800

It's my 23rd birthday today, and I still dont have a husband, baby, dog and a white picket fence. my grandmother thinks this is terrible! any advise?

Tell her the American dream is just that - a dream. The world didn't stop along with her beliefs.

Answer to most athiest's tolorate/accept the beliefs of christian's wheras most christian's can not tollerate/accept the beliefs of athiest's. Agree or disagree, and why?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:49:07 -0800

*most* athiest's tolorate/accept the beliefs of christian's wheras *most* christian's can not tollerate/accept the beliefs of athiest's. Agree or disagree, and why?

Disagree. I'm an atheist, most of the people I know that are Christian know that forcing conversion is immoral, and we all get along because of the common denominator that life is already too fucking hard without us at each other's throats. When I have a religious or theological...

Answer to I write fan fiction and i have writers block how can i get rid of it? I've tried everything hot baths reading dissing myself on paper I need help

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:43:59 -0800

I write fan fiction and i have writers block how can i get rid of it? I've tried everything hot baths reading dissing myself on paper I need help

Give up on it, and say you give up (for now). Go distract yourself with information - troll Wikipedia for a while about stuff that interests you or something you want to learn, and let it digest for a day or so. I find a massive dose of input and getting my mind off the train of thought the work...

Answer to What the hell is up with Marilyn Manson?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:37:22 -0800

What the hell is up with Marilyn Manson?

He wants to highlight how ugly and evil and amoral we are on the inside. If anyone counts as the Antichrist, it's him.

Answer to If hot babe was passed out at a party would you,could you. (;

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:35:44 -0800

If hot babe was passed out at a party would you,could you. (;

NO. As desperate and awkward and bashful as I am, I can't take advantage of someone like that. I would, however, convince some friends to take her to a bed, to wrap a rubber chicken in a condom, put it near her crotch, and have some fat ugly kid wake her up and say "Hey beautiful,...

Answer to What's the worst thing someone could say to an Atheist?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:29:12 -0800

What's the worst thing someone could say to an Atheist?

oh, you poor thing.

Answer to Why is fish often served with lemon?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:19:50 -0800

Why is fish often served with lemon?

citric acid counterbalances the taste made by cooking copper-based meat.

Answer to Why do People pick the Bf/Gf over their Best friends?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:16:54 -0800

Why do People pick the Bf/Gf over their Best friends?

They like you but they love their lover.

Answer to Why does it feel warm even though your washing your hand in normal room temperature water after your hands been through coldness when touching ice or snow?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:14:27 -0800

Why does it feel warm even though your washing your hand in normal room temperature water after your hands been through coldness when touching ice or snow?

The nerves that sense temperature aren't sensing absolute temperature, they're sensing what's warmer or colder than themselves. Since tepid water is warmer than the nerves, you feel warmth.

Answer to Does anyone play world of warcraft?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 21:02:09 -0800

Does anyone play world of warcraft?

Yeah, but it's getting old. The farther up in levels you get, the more massive the egos of the pricks you have to deal with. 40-man 70 raid where you DON'T leave after 10 minutes because half the people on bought their gear or character on eBay or think they know better than the leader?...

Answer to What was your version of teenage rebellion?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:57:14 -0800

What was your version of teenage rebellion?

Arson, theft, bullying, loud music, stealing old people's walking utilities, shooting domesticated animals.

Answer to When somebody says, "I'll break every bone in your body", how many bones would he have to break?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:55:48 -0800

When somebody says, "I'll break every bone in your body", how many bones would he have to break?

Depends on age. Some of the bones fuse over time, so between 220 and 200.

Answer to Would you rather have fallen in love, and had your heart broken to pieces, or had never to love at all? Why?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:50:22 -0800

Would you rather have fallen in love, and had your heart broken to pieces, or had never to love at all? Why?

Really? try it sometime , and tell me when you need me to convince you to take the gun out of your mouth.

Answer to I have just started reading the book "the god delusion" by Richard Dawkins, and i find it fascinating. hae you read or heard of it, and what did you think?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:49:01 -0800

I have just started reading the book "the god delusion" by Richard Dawkins, and i find it fascinating. hae you read or heard of it, and what did you think?

It made me believe in myself and this world again.

Answer to I hinted to him via sms that i was interested in him. He sms'd back asking me out for coffee & i said "sure its fine as long as you come to my area." he said ok but it's been a month and no contact from him yet. Was he playing with me or should i call him

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:48:00 -0800

I hinted to him via sms that i was interested in him. He sms'd back asking me out for coffee & i said "sure its fine as long as you come to my area." he said ok but it's been a month and no contact from him yet. Was he playing with me or should i call him

Sure, if you want him, go for him. Do you know if he lost your number, or has been busy? If he doesn't want to come to your area, or just settled for someone else, then I'm sorry, but take some initiative.

Answer to I am a college student who broke up with my BF of 3 years just a few weeks ago. I loved him but he was not putting any effort into our relationship. 3 weeks after the break up he has a new girlfriend! I am very sad. How can he move on so quickly?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:44:32 -0800

I am a college student who broke up with my BF of 3 years just a few weeks ago. I loved him but he was not putting any effort into our relationship. 3 weeks after the break up he has a new girlfriend! I am very sad. How can he move on so quickly?

He found someone that kills the pain.

Answer to After 26 years of marriage i found out my husband had been unfaithful for 2 years he left me 3 months ago and is living with her while pretending to our grown children he is living alone what is he playing at and what can i do to get him back

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:42:07 -0800

After 26 years of marriage i found out my husband had been unfaithful for 2 years he left me 3 months ago and is living with her while pretending to our grown children he is living alone what is he playing at and what can i do to get him back

He wants all the ass and excitement of a new chick with none of the guilt. You're not gonna get him back, sorry. Tell your kids what's going on and dump his ass.

Answer to I sent a gift (in a rather large box) to my girlfriend. When she opens the lid, I want music (composed by myself) to start playing. Anyone have any idea how the heck that's possible? It's "suppose" to work like a music box but without the metal component.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:39:40 -0800

I sent a gift (in a rather large box) to my girlfriend. When she opens the lid, I want music (composed by myself) to start playing. Anyone have any idea how the heck that's possible? It's "suppose" to work like a music box but without the metal component.

there's a switch in the spine of the card that turns on the player, which is the music printed in firmware, attached to a tiny battery and flap speaker. You'd need to print your music on a chip small enough to fit in the card, and a speaker small enough to go along with it.

Answer to My 15-year-old daughter wants to get breast implants like Britney Spears'...how do I convince her otherwise?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:33:34 -0800

My 15-year-old daughter wants to get breast implants like Britney Spears'...how do I convince her otherwise?

Actually, Don Juan DeMarco can help, oddly enough. He makes a compelling argument that every woman, by design, is inherently beautiful. Point out how pretty everyone is naturally. Or just say she'll look like a poseur whore.

Answer to Should social security be privatized?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:28:23 -0800

Should social security be privatized?

I dare you to explain to me a commercial system that doesn't lead to debt and control serfdom. If we put it into the hands of people whose main goal is profit over well-being, then they are going to profit at our expense. Hell, let's let Blackwater mercs and the Aegis Corporation run...

Answer to ...if you don't believe in God, would you go to hell and not heaven? I have a Catholic and Christian religion, but my best friend doesn't and I'm afraid for her.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:13:04 -0800

...if you don't believe in God, would you go to hell and not heaven? I have a Catholic and Christian religion, but my best friend doesn't and I'm afraid for her.

edited due to foot-in-mouth syndrome. Sorry.

Answer to Is there really an inverse correlation between the size of a womans breasts and the size of her intellect? Think of school, college...did you ever see a top female academic achiever with big breasts?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:10:26 -0800

Is there really an inverse correlation between the size of a womans breasts and the size of her intellect? Think of school, college...did you ever see a top female academic achiever with big breasts?

My sociology teacher went on to speak at Cambridge, and she was stacked so hard I almost dropped out of her class.

Answer to Is there anything being sold at USA stores that you think will never be "Made In China"?

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:06:05 -0800

Is there anything being sold at USA stores that you think will never be "Made In China"?

I wanna know what's so bad about 'Made in China'? Industry is expanding far faster than the government can regulate , so not only will it plateau at a trade-off between growth and QA, the already crippled government might not be left with much choice but to adopt even more freedoms...

Answer to I known this girl for only 2 months and im gonna ask her out before christmas so i can spend charistmas with her what should i say to her?

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:58:04 -0800

I known this girl for only 2 months and im gonna ask her out before christmas so i can spend charistmas with her what should i say to her?

The winter's so chilly. Want me to keep you warm?

Answer to Have you ever gone to the polls to vote for a President of the US thinking, "I am so excited I get to vote for _______!"?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:02:57 -0800

Have you ever gone to the polls to vote for a President of the US thinking, "I am so excited I get to vote for _______!"?

Yep - Ron Paul. The only reason I want to is because he's a traditional Republican, which I can get behind; he's truthfully spoken about himself and his agenda; and most importantly, he wants to rid us of the festering plague we call the Federal Reserve Bank. I'm sure he's...

Answer to How cold is it in the United States currently (11 December 2007)?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:58:26 -0800

How cold is it in the United States currently (11 December 2007)?

In the Northwest, it's hovering around -5 or 6 C; in the Southwest, it's about 3 or 4 C, ad a little cooler in the Northeast; In the Souteast, however, it's still bout and around 25 C. I hate Florida.

Answer to I've had to sign in today about 5 times! Is anyone else experiencing the same thing?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:56:23 -0800

I've had to sign in today about 5 times! Is anyone else experiencing the same thing?

Your browser's flushing its cookies too often. You need to cange it according to whatever browse you;re using, to not delete cookies until they expire.

Answer to What thoughts consume your mind?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:55:09 -0800

What thoughts consume your mind?

First off, they don't consume my mind, I allow them to stay there so I can know what's going on in the parts unknown of my brain. Are there parasites in my intestines? I have to put my scabies cream on. Ugh. should I moisturize? I wonder what it'll take to get into...

Answer to What do you think are the saddest words in the world?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:52:56 -0800

What do you think are the saddest words in the world?

Goodbye I hate you I don't care they (in an 'us vs them' context) it's no use anyway I quit "Your powerbox blew out the capacitors on your mainboard." Saddest words ever.

Answer to Why does the value of money decrease in time? e.g. why is it that my grandfather used to make 5 dollars a day and was stiil able to buy a house, and today person can make 30 dollars an hour and have to hustle to get a mortage paid off?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:49:12 -0800

Why does the value of money decrease in time? e.g. why is it that my grandfather used to make 5 dollars a day and was stiil able to buy a house, and today person can make 30 dollars an hour and have to hustle to get a mortage paid off?

Inflation. Since the value of money is arbitrary and the Federal Reserve is allowed to print as much money as it wants, since it's a business and not a government entity, money becomes less valuable over time. Add in the fact that Americans are almost universally hated, and that lessens the...